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A little science lesson--
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Listen up, then you can have a snack.
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One type of memory is motor memory
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Or muscle memory.
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It's how even an amnesia
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Can still work a toothbrush, dial a phone
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Or even skip a rope.
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Then there's something called emotional memory--
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Things your body just knows,
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Like "don't touch fire"
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Or "i really like this guy."
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Hey, you two. sam, what are you doing?
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uh, double dutch.
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how about you? What have you been up to?
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Oh, you know, uh, pling a lot of jacks.
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I feel like I haven't seen you in forever.
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Oh, I know, I know. so how are you?
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How's, um, how's chloe?
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Good.
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So anyway...
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You know, we should get together.
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Oh! yeah. yeah, sure.
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Whatever. yeah. it's casual.
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All right.
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All right. excuse me, ladies.
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Stop it. stop it. it's nothing. it's nothing.
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Girls?
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Shh! god!
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Mom, you got a package from the--
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Oh, is it here already?
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Oh, it's my natural face limited edition
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Deluxe 100-piece home makeup kit.
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I was afraid I'd missed out.
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They only make a million of these.
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Anyway, it's a good thing your dad's off
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At that poultry conference. it's the perfect time for us
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-To do... makeovers. -mm! you know what?
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It's also the perfect time to not do makeovers.
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I mean, how often in history does th happen?
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Hello.
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Oh, hi, todd. how are you?
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-Samantha? no, she's not home yet. -give it!
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-Do makeovers with me. -have you no pride?
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Would you like me to have her call you
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If I ever see her again?
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okay, yes, yes, yes, tomorrow night, okay?
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Oh, wait. she just walked in.
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Hey, you.
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Listen, um,
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I made too much chili, and you used to love my chili.
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So if you're not doing anything tonight, I thought--
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Yeah! yeah.
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Hey, why do they call it "chili" when it's so hot?
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You know... what i... mean?
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Um, yeah, that would be--that would be great.
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I would love to eat your chili.
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I'll see you later. okay.
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Stop. he has a girlfriend.
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Really? then why isn't he making her dinner?
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Because he likes me.
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Oh, jeez. hello? hello? oh god
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Yeah, so listen, um...
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You know, you and i--we've been getting along well lately.
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Yes, we have.
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-And then here I am, living at your place by myself. -I know.
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And there you are. you're living with your parents.
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It's crazy, right?
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Wait. are...
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Are you saying...
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Are--are you-- are you... asking...
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If chloe can move in with me.
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Chl--chloe! yeah!
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I mean, of course that's what you meant.
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-So you're okay with it? -are you kidding?
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Yeah. get that girl in here.
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Yeah.
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It is your apartment. why didn't you just tell him no?
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I did say no.
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It just happened to come out as, "get that girl in here."
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Ugh. what is wrong with me?
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What's wrong with you is you're a big ol' dumb blank slate.
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Please, ask me next time you wanna make
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Any more of these stupid moves.
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What do I do about todd?
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Todd is not the problem. chloe is.
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If you want him back, you have to get rid of her.
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Yeah, well, how could I do that?
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Wait. that came out wrong. how could I do that?
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the same as you ways did.
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Whenever you wanted a guy, yohad, like, 50 different ways
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To make the girlfriend disappear--the one where
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You take a hotel matchbook and write your number on it
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And stick it in his pocket,
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-the one with the... wine. -the wine.
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That's him.
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Samantha likey.
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Ahem. excuse me. hi.
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-Is that your boyfriend over there? -yes. why?
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Yeah, because he just sent over this bottle of wine
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To me and my friend.
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What?!
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I know, I know. oh, god, I hate to tell you this,
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But we're on the same team, right?
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I'm sorry. guys suck.
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Don't wait for me. I have a ride.
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Ooh, daddy!
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You're awesome.
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No! that is--you know what? that is awful. no.
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No, no, no. I'm just gonna leave them alone.
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Now with chloe living there, it'll be easy.
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No, this is good. this is good,
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Because want him or not, I'm gonna take the high road.
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Angelina?
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-Angelina? -hello, miss newly.
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Hi, audrey. um, she's from my apartment.
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She's the... board president.
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So I saw a young woman moving into your apartment last night.
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Really? wow. already, huh?
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Yeah, that's my ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend.
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She's moving in with him...
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Which would bother most people, but not me. no.
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Well, it should,
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Because subletting is forbidden and grounds for eviction.
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Well, yeah.
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That is why I don't sublet. see ya.
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Hey, psst! I'll just call you.
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Say it. "andrea."
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Say it right.
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Hi. sorry to bother you guys.
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I just need to move in with you. okay?
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Room for me, right? unless you took all the drawers...
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Thanks again.
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I know that this is awkward for you guys.
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No, it's fine. I mean, it's just until you convince audrey rhodes
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-You're living here, right? -yeah. yeah.
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Of course, unless chloe wants to put on a blonde wig
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And walk around acting all forgetty.
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No. but it's fine. welcome to our home.
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Which I own, but...
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Ha! anyway, uh,
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Now I am going to-- I'm gonna buy marvin gardens.
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What? what is it?
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Nothing. nothing. it's, uh... inside joke.
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Marvin gardens!
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You know, i-i don't think I'm gonna buy it.
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Oh, no? well...
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Maybe mr. fuzzy will buy it.
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My buggy won him for me at a carnival.
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Your... buggy won you a fuzzy?
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Yeah. isn't he cute?
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Doesn't he look just like his daddy?
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Yeah, it's--it's weird. I don't see it.
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Looks just like you.
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You know, um, we're being bad hosts.
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We don't need to do this here. oh.
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It's okay. but thank you.
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Yeah. god. uhh!
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Let's go to bed.
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Yeah, that's better.
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Hello?
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Sam?
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She's not here.
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She's probably at a meeting of "daughters who refuse to do
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One thing to please their mothers" club.
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Oh, okay. well... maybe I'll go find her there.
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Dena?
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Your mother's dead.
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That's true.
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And my daughter's out gallivanting.
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You see how 're both suffering?
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Very similar, yeah.
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You were always like a second daughter to me.
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Have I ever told you that?
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You rarely speak to me.
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You were a very special little girl,
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And that wonder woman costume
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You wore throughout fifth grade proved it.
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You remember that costume?
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Ah! with the yellow wristband?
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You made me believe you could save the world.
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I thought I could.
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So... what kind of wine does wonder woman drink?
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Cabernet or tequila?
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There is just no way that I could have slept up there.
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I mean, I could deal with the marvin gaye,
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But then they start blasting "bolero"?
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Right. time to take this chick out.
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What's this?
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You're gonna plant these around the apartment,
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And todd's gonna kick this girl out in no time.
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Herpes cream--stick it in the medicine cabinet.
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Have an ovulation chart and an unopened ovulation kit.
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But--but, look, chloe hasn't done anything wrong, you know?
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And I'm not this person anymore, andrea.
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I'm not deceitful.
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Hello, ms. newly.
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Hi, audrey.
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Yeah. just, um...
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Sitting in front of my building... that I live in.
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A little deceitful. tiny bit.
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You have very steady hands.
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You could have been a doctor's assistant.
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Okay. ready?
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One... two... three.
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Oh. look at me.
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I haven't felt this pretty in a long time.
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You? you're the most beautiful woman in town.
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Everyone thinks so.
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Not everyone.
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Some people think I'm almost beautiful.
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No.
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Runner-up miss walnut valley beautiful.
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You lost a beauty pageant?
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Mm. to paula drake.
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That bitch.
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I never even got to give my acceptance speech.
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Speech. speech, speech, speech, speech!
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Oh, it was so long ago.
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I don't even think about it anymore.
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And to the new miss walnut valley.
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Thank you.
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Thank you for choosing me to represent you.
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And I promise to work tirelesslyo promote
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Peace between the peoples of vietnam and beauty and grooming
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Wherever I may walk.
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As your queen, I salute you.
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Oh, my god.
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I felt like you were speaking to me.
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Okay, now you.
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What?
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You have to tell a deep, dark secret, or it's not fair.
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-Oh! I don't know. -yes, you have to.
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Well, there's so many.
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Something fun, like a dream that was crushed.
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I've never told anyone I wanted to be an artist.
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I spent weeks in my room alone,
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Drawing that turtle.
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It was in the back of the magazine,
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And you'd submit it to an art school
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And see if you'd get accepted.
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Oh, honey, didn't you know that was a scam?
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They just wanted your money. they accepted everyone.
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Not everyone.
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I hate that art school for ruining your dream.
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I hate that paula drake for ruining your dream.
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You know what the worst part is? she lives two blocks away.
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Every time I wanna run out to the day-old bakery,
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I have to see her house
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And that ridiculous rabbit statue on her lawn,
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Like she's better than everyone else.
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Let's t.p. her house.
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Oh, please.
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-Yes! -you talked me into it.
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You're very persuasive.
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You could have been a lawyer's assistant.
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Samantha?
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Todd is mine.
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Go near him, and I'll destroy you.
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Good morning, sam. how'd you sleep?
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Good. yeah, I got a solid 15 minutes in.
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Oh, well, I hope you're hungry
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Cause I made some organic pecan pancakes and...
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Have some orange juice.
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I squeezed it myself.
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Have some. it's delicious.
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No, I will. I will. I'm just building up a thirst.
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Okay.
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Oh, mmm! that... really good orange juice.
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Chloe, um, sam and I need to talk.
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Could you just give us a second?
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Oh, yeah, sure.
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Todd--
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No, no, no. me first. I know what happened last night.
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You do? it's freaky, right?
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I mean, that girl is a whackadoo.
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-She is? -yeah.
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You're the one that snuck into our bedroom last night
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To say you were gonna take her down.
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You scared the crap out of her.
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I'm sorry. what?
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Oh, no.
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Oh, boy.
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So...
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So...
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Well...
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Okay, then,
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Thank you for a lovely--
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Please don't.
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I am telling you, todd, she threatened me, okay?
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I was asleep on the couch when I got a visit
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From the little freak fairy,
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And she told me that I had to staaway from you.
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oh, just stop it, sam.
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I mean, you're so jealous,
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You can't see that chloe's a sweet, caring person.
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Ha ha ha ha! oh, boy. do you have a type.
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A type? what are you talking about? what type?
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I'm talking about that type-- a me type,
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Because chloe is just like me.
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I mean, not me now, but me then. bad me.
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She is bad.
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She got up early to make you breakfast
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Because for some reason she still wants you to feel at home.
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Trust me, todd, if I was gonna go after chloe,
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She wouldn't even be able to make breakfast,
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Because all that would be left of her
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Would be a blubbering mess.
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Oh, my god!
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Look at what she did to my fuzzy!
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What? what? no, co--i have-- there is no ill will
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Between me and your... fuzzy. todd?
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Sam, I know you have to stay here,
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But just... keep out of our way, and we'll keep out of yours.
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-It's okay. i--we... -he doesn't have a face!
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I know, sweetheart, but he'll have a face again.
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You're lucky you don't have eyes,
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Because it is gonna get ugly around here.
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I'll be ght back, todd.
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Don't get too clean.
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Chloe.
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What are you doing?
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Oh, god. I'm gonna be sick.
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I always hate these scenes.
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What have you done?
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It just happened. i...
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He was apologizing for how he talked to me,
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And then it just turned into something else.
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No, this can't be happening. todd--
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You just need to calm down before you do
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Something stupid, all right? don't blame yourself.
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You just stepped into a situation
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Where two people have something
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-That you just can't compete with. -why would he do this to me?
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Because you're the rebound girl.
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I mean, that never occurred to you?
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Why don't you just get outta here
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And go take a nice, long walk...
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To a friend's house or some-- todd!
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What's going on here?
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Hey, you took the hallway door from the shower. crafty.
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Oh, my god. u are such a liar!
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Me?
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Oh! no, no, no, girlie.
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You're the liar, because you're the one who attacked
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Your own fuzzy because you were insecure and afraid,
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Admit it. I'm right.
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Todd, she is completely insane.
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I don't even feel safe here with her.
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oh, yeah? what's that?
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-What? let go of me! -that's purple ink.
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That's what that is. that is the same color ink
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That we find on your... little... fuzzy!
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Chloe?
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All right, yeah, I did it.
355
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I just felt... threatened by her
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Because she's so beautiful and smart.
357
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Oh, that is so not true!
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Oh, wait. thank you.
359
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You mean so much to me, and having her around,
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I felt like I needed to compete,
361
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And... I can't compete.
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You know? so if this is what you want--
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Okay, you know what? there is no competition.
364
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Thank you! bah. game over. that's it.
365
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I love you.
366
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Yeah, that's right. let her down easy.
367
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You know, soft--soften the blow.
368
00:18:00,590 --> 00:18:02,590
Okay, that's soft enough.
369
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Sam? just give us a minute.
370
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I found an ovulation kit in the trash!
371
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Sam, that's enough!
372
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Fine. fine, you love her. that's great.
373
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You know what I love?
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I love getting the hell out of here.
375
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That's what I love, and I love it so much,
376
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That I'm just gonna keep doing it over and over again,
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Starting now!
378
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Oh, crap!
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Todd?
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Guys?
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Marvin gardens!
382
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Please?
383
00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:56,560
Stupid, stupid, stupid...
384
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Andrea's bringing me something to wear.
385
00:19:03,890 --> 00:19:05,170
But thank you for the coat.
386
00:19:05,530 --> 00:19:07,370
I'm sorry if it smells like perfume.
387
00:19:08,020 --> 00:19:10,210
Hey, you know, I could write a note to your wife and tell her
388
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That we didn't have sex.
389
00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:15,010
Oh, yes. thank you. I think she'd like that.
390
00:19:17,950 --> 00:19:19,760
Nice little place you got down here.
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00:19:20,410 --> 00:19:21,540
A little tv.
392
00:19:23,020 --> 00:19:26,270
You know, there aren't enough interracial couples on tv.
393
00:19:26,850 --> 00:19:28,230
What show is this?
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00:19:28,330 --> 00:19:30,870
That's us on the security camera.
395
00:19:38,050 --> 00:19:39,950
How do you not do this all day?
396
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You know what? go home.
397
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I'll cover for you with audrey rhodes.
398
00:19:45,490 --> 00:19:47,730
Really? you would do that for me?
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Not for you, no, but because that chloe girl is an evil rag.
400
00:19:51,570 --> 00:19:53,850
So you believe me? you agree she's bad.
401
00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:55,830
I don't think either one of you is any prize,
402
00:19:56,120 --> 00:19:58,160
But I can only handle one rag at a time.
403
00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:01,370
Thank you, frank.
404
00:20:01,530 --> 00:20:02,260
Nope.
405
00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:04,550
I wouldn't do that.
406
00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:08,410
Ok, class, a quick review.
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Muscle memory.
408
00:20:09,860 --> 00:20:12,000
Very helpful in remembering things you forgot.
409
00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:13,420
But here is a thing.
410
00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:15,590
The heart is also a muscle
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Fortunately.
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00:20:17,090 --> 00:20:18,300
The heart remembers most strongly
413
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the people who always love you.
414
00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:21,440
No matter what.
415
00:20:26,710 --> 00:20:28,010
Where did the turtle come from?
416
00:20:28,660 --> 00:20:30,700
Um...I don't know.
417
00:20:34,120 --> 00:20:35,530
Todd chose someone else.
418
00:20:38,580 --> 00:20:42,540
Honey, I'm sorry.
419
00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:49,630
I know I have amnesia but I
420
00:20:49,970 --> 00:20:53,890
really don't recall that rabbit thing right there.
421
00:20:55,720 --> 00:20:56,800
That?
422
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It's always been there.
423
00:20:59,620 --> 00:21:01,250
Now help me bury it in the backyard.
424
00:21:04,250 --> 00:21:05,970
Please.
425
00:21:06,210 --> 00:21:08,110
Samantha.
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