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***Coming up,the most successful new
comedy of the season,"samantha who?

It's come to our attention that
you've accidentally taken home

a pair of our courtesy flip-Flops,

and unless you return
these and the last three

Hi,uh,this is brian.

I met you at that party,and
you tried on my hat. Remember?

I said you looked cute
in it,but that didn't mean

you could keep i fun
fact about samantha newly

♪♪Before my amnesia,everyone hated me..

Except a few people,like these two

A childhood friend and,for
some reason,my ex-Boyfriend.

So. I haven't seen you since
we were at the hospital

hanging out,waiting for sam
to wake up out of her coma.

Yeah.

Good times,huh?

I told you i was pregnant in confidence!

Who does that to another person?

And restssured,you'll be
hearing from my lawyer!

They had to drain the entire pool!

Look,youknew i was allergic to nuts.

Okay,okay,i get it,i get it.

Record greeting.

I'm..

Sorry!

Leave a message after the beep.

I am just not gonna
check the machine anymore.

I mean,if those people wanna find
me,they can just hunt me down.

No,no,that's not good.

But those people don't know the new you.

I'm having a great time with you.

You know,hanging out..

Kickin' it.

B.F.F.S.

Step off,beeyotch!I'll cap yo' ass!

I have no idea where
that just came from.

I just meant to say,"yes,me,too.

" Ms. Newly,the tailor dropped
something off for you. I'll get it.

So how did it happen,anyway?

I mean,how did How did
you and i drift apart?

Ohyou know how it is with kids.

You know,one day you're climbing in each
other's bedroom windows latet night..

And sharing secrets and drinking cocoa.

You know,and the next day,one of you stands
up the other one at mccorkle's beef grindery

to go ice-Skating with the
eighth grade cheerleaders.

Oh,dena,i'm really

Don't say anything.

I'll just..

Call your machine.

- Here you are.
- Cool.

Althea's bridal. Who?

It's a bridesmaid'dress.

- I'm a bridesmaid?
- I thinso.

- In a wedding?
- I think so!

Oh,who is this?Did the
Did the tailor know?

Did they say anything at all?

Only that you should ignore
the warning on the plastic bag.

Feel free to use it as a toy.

Somebody likes me!

Where's all that mail that
i brought back from todd's?

It's on your bed. Don't run in the house.

She's a bridesmaid!

- In a wedding?
- Yeah.

You mean someone liked her?

Yes,mother,it is
possible,despite my upbringing.

Dena,look at this bathroom.

There's the bathroom that i want.

Well,we don't need a new
bathroom. Ours is fine.

But we can afford it.

And i want one.

When we built this house,the
plumbing was Was state-Of-The-Art.

Well,so was yours. Things change.

I found it!I found the invitation.

Valerie bromquist and trey wells.

Who are they?Anyone?Anyone?

Well,i knew a trevor chadney once.

So you are cordially inved
to blah,blah,blah,blah,blah..

Special lodging rates.. Salmon or beef.

Here. Okay,the date is..

Of course!

It's today!

Well,you're never gonna
make it,sweetheart. Yeah?

Watch me.

Somebody likes me,and it
is an honor to be asked

and i am not gonna let down
my good friend victoria.

Valerie. Whatever.

It's at the hyperion hotel.

Gee,these people must be loaded.

Look,though. Look at the wedding
party rates. That i really reasonable.

Holy cow,with

With my hotel points,it's almost free.

Oh,i've always wanted to stay there.

Well,we have to stay
there. We can't afford not to.

Okay,then we're allonna
go. But you gotta go,gotta go.

Get ready,get ready.

Okay,go!Go!

All right,and,dena,you're
gonna be my date.

Me?

If i die tomorrow,i'll die a happy girl!

Unless it's from something painful..

Or slow,like being dragged by a train.

A Champagne Reception

Oh,good,they haven't started yet.

All right,i'm gonna go
try to find veronica.

No,wait,wait.

Ve-Vee Van Van Vancouver.. Valedictor
Valerie!Valerie.

All right,you go find a seat.

And,mom,dad,you two take the
bags up,and i'll see you later.

All right?

Have fun.

I don't know why you won't let
a bellman help you with those.

No way.

That's how these places get ya.

What do i look like,some kinda..

Rube?

♪♪ todd.

Sam.

Oh,no. We were invited to this together.

Oh,god,that's so sweet of you to still
come,but,you know,i-I brought dena.

And,oh,this is so awkward..

For you.

I'm the photographer. You
got me this job.

What are you doing here?

Sam!Andrea.

What are you doing here?

Why does everyone keep asking me that?

I am obviously in the wedding.

Now come on. I don't want i
need to find the bride,okay?

Valerie.

Buh,bleh,ah.

Get that bitch out of re.

I found her.

Disinvited?

But she likes me.

How could she disinvite
somebody that she likes so much?

Oh,i don't know.

It might be because you started a little

wedding pool on how long
the marriage would last.

Well,that's not very likable.

Ordinarily,i'd find it hilarious.

But i've spent way too much time getting
in with valerie to take your side.

What do you mean,"get in"?

Well,she's an old friend of yours,and
i finally got you to introduce me.

Her family's loaded.

They have a yach i want
friends that have a yacht.

The fact that i was not disinvited
when you were is a very positive sign.

In fact,you know,i probably shouldn't
even be seen with you right now.

Okay,sorry,doll.

To endure whatever comes..

Dena?

Gotta go. Let's ||.

By taking each other's hand in
marriage,lerie and trey are..

And their love is so powerful

That love these two
beautiful people share in..

- What?
- It allows them to become..

Is the wedding over already?

We just orred up an
artisanal cheese plate.

No,we need to get our bags
because we are leaving.

You mean quitting.

Dena,i'm not gonna stay
somewhere where i'm not wanted.

Well,it'sot that hard.

You get used to it.

Hello?

Guess where i'm calling you from.

- The bathroom.
- The bathroom!

It's like the palace of
versailles in there Heated floors.

- Regina,we have to have heated floors.
- We'll see.

Why don't you guys just stay and enjoy
the room,and we'll just get a cab home?

Why are you leaving?What
did you do this time?

Why is it that you immediately
assume that i've done something wrong?

I mean,i-I-I did
do something wrong.

But was the old m and now
the new me has to leave.

Oh,honey,i wish i could just put my arms

around you and make
this whole thing go away.

But it might be easier for everyone
if you just assumed a new identity.

Yeah,get yourself a wig,not a cheap ||e.

Can you do any accents?

What do you think of
the name rose lafleur?

Okay,stop it.

She's not going anywhere.

What are you gonna do?

You're gonna run away every time
you meet somebody that you hurt?

Spend five minutes with that valerie,and

she'll see that you're
not the old you anymore.

'Cause i'm not,huh?

No,you're not.

No. I'm not r.

Thank you,dena. Thank you.

You know what?I'm gonna go down there,and
i am gonna make valerie understand that

and then i'm gonna make her forgive me,

and then you and i are gonna rock
this wedding,and we are gonna bring it.

- We're gonna bring it!
- And we are gonna rip it.

We're gonna rip it!

And we're gonna sock it to 'em.

- That's all i got. That's it.
- That's all she's got.

Sex.

Well,we gotta hurry. The
cheese is coming.

I am so sorry about that
wedding pool,but,you see,

i don't know why i did it because..

I have amnesia.

Are you kidding me?

You used that same excuse four years
ago when you crashed my maserati.

Amnesia?Yeah.

And you believed that?

Security!

- No,please,just wait
- Hey,it's okay,it's okay.

- I-I got it. Come
on. Come on. - God.

What are you doing?

I am trying to apologize.

That's what i'm doing.

What's your angle?

My angle?

Oh,i don't know.

I just really wanna stay for dinner
'cause the salmon looks so tasty.

Because i've changed,that's
why,and i feel bad about what i did.

Bad?Like,remorse?Like,"normalpeople"
bad?

Yes,todd,like "normal people" bad.

And i'm not gonna give up until she sees

how thoughtful and
considerate that i can be.

Daddy!

Wait,wait.

You know it is possible she is sorry.

And you know how relentless she is,so
if you don't want her at your honeymoon,

just hear her out.

One minute.

- Go.
- Okay,thank you.

Listen,um,can we..

So are you buying this
"new and improved" sam?

Do you think she's changed?

Yes,i do.

That would be nice.

Remember thamean clerk
at the hospital gift shop?

What was her deal?

Well,you are.

You're very lovely..

What's she doing?

- Apologizing.
- Apologizing.

What's her angle?

- No angle.
- No angle.

Apologizing?

Crafty.

Just when you think
she's gosha zig,she zags.

Sam I want you back in my wedding party.

You do?

I do,and you must sit at my table.

I must?

Oh,come on,girls.

We have to fix our makeup for pictures.

Aw,see?

Yeah,what did i say?

I told you not to quit.

So we're gonna sit at table 7

Oh,oh,actually,i'm gonna beitting
at valerie's table,so i'll

I'll just catch up with you later,okay?

Yay.

"And i come out of my tent to see
sam halfway up the trail already,

not a stitch of clothes on..

Never looked back.

I didn't have trouble
getting a ride home,though.

Snake!

I'm funny. Did you know i was funny?

Yes.

God,if we were on a yacht right now,

i'd fall overboard from laughing.

Chew this time.

I'm not gonna save you twice.

I went through all that
bridesmaids crap so one time

i wouldn't have to sit
at the losers' table.

Then that one has to show back up again.

Yeah,that one.

I can wait,though.

It's happened before,and she
always lets me back in eventually.

How do you know the bride?

She's my sister.

Hi. Uh,i was just hoping i
already sent them something.

- You wanna danc
- i don't know. What's your angle?

Yes!Come on!

♪ i could cry..

♪ among other things,i-I seem
to have forgotten how to dance.

Nah,you're a You're a
quick study. Follow me.

♪♪ hey,i'm funny.

Did you know i was funny?

Yes.

Yes,and like all great
comics,there's a dark,

evil clown lurking behind the laughter.

♪ what?

Nothing,it's..

I just ki|| of like this new you.

It's sort of the best
of old you without..

- The lying and the
cheating,selfish,high-Maintence - Sam.

But pretty.

♪♪well,you better be
careful,because,you know,

you might just fall
for me all over again.

♪ come on. Time for toasts!

Let the help get back to work.

♪ but wait. Where's valerie?

Oh,she's outside or something.

That hot gomsman went to find her.

♪♪ to the single girl,a vanishing breed.

Another one bites the dust. Oh,god.

Oh,my god,it's paul.

Mmm,look at you.

Paul makes you all tingly,doesn't he?

Uh,he's trey's friend.

That's notn answer.

I'm getting married.

So it's your last chance.

Not necessarily.

You guys are so bad.

No,it's only bad if you get caught.

You'll never tell?Tell?

Ho||y,i'm probably not
even gonna remember.

Did valerie do something with
him at the bachelorette party?

No.

Gross.

They went back to her place.

Saw you two dancing.

Doesn't she seem like a
totally different person?

I was just thinking the same thing.

Yeah,well,she's not.

What are you talking about?

Old sam's still right there,

ready to dump you if,you know,

something better comes
along,ready to ditch you..

Again for the cool kids.

She did that?

Man,she's good.

I can't believe i got sucked in.

I got sucked in.

But you?Yeah,you should not.

You're a good guy and decent..

Extremely attractive..

And interesting.

Good evening.

Anyway,when i first met this guy,

he was thin and fit with rock-Hard abs.

Now the only thing
that's thin is his hair,

and the only thing
that's hard is his liver.

He's all yours,val.

Now i want sam to toast us.

- Sam?
- What?

- No.
- Yes. No,you have to. It's my wedding.

Sam is so funny,you guys.

Listen to her toast,everybody.

Go ahead,sam.

Okay..

Marriage.

What is marriage?

That's not funny.

Shut up,jeanine!

Well,let's just.. Let's,um,break
it down,right?

Um,"mare," from the latin meaning "sea..

" And,um,"aige"..

It's the edge of the sea.

It's like sailing.

It's like sailing over
the edge of the sea

into uncharted waters.

Right?I mean,you're all sailing folk.

It's a new beginning.

And And And you know what?

Who among us doesn't
need a new beginning?

Or forgiveness?

I me,if i'm getting
it,shouldn't everybody else?

Right?No matter what they've done,

whatever mistakes or
indiscretions or acts of just..

Downright betrayal,as long
as they just promise to

To never do it again,i feel

Bitch!I knew you would
pull something like this.

- But i'm
- It was valerie's idea.

Paul?She made me do it.

- Val?
- Paul?

- Daddy!
- I slept with trey.

- What?
- We were drunk.

You're always drunk!

- No,i'm not.
- Yes,you are!

On the plus side,at least
i won the pool. Stop it!

All right,first of all,hide that knife.

I'm gonna go find
dena,and i'm gonna go home.

Those people are horrible.

Well,maybe you should
stay. You fit right in.

What?What do you mean?

Ask your friend dena.

Oh,right. She already left.

Mom?

I'm in here,hon!

Mom,where's dena?

Oh,please tell me that she's
taking a shower with you.

Oh,she came and got some of her things.

She said she was taking a cab home.

But i brought her some cake
with little adulterers on it.

Oh,god,i ditched her all day.

I was so obsessed with making
someone who doesn't like me like me,

that i hurt the one person who does.

And what is this little
potty that i'm sitting on?

Oh,that's a bidet!

Isn't it cute?

I'm gonna get one for our w bathro.

All right,well,i-I have to
find her,so can we just leave?

No chance. Checkout isn't
till 12:00 tomorrow,and

we're not giving them one second back.

That's weird.

Climbing into my BFF's window

- Sam
- Dena,can i co Can i come in?

No.

Mr. Cellophane,kill!

- Please,justJust open up.
- I can't.

The windowsill's painted shut.

Oh,now that's just bull.

You okay?

Huckles**

Look,dena,i am so sorry about tonight.

I mean it.

There is nobody who
is sorrier than i am.

Well,of course not.

You've had so much more practice.

Look,i realize that knowing me is risky.

I mean,you never know when
old sam's gonna come out

and just do really horrible things.

Now i'm..

It's like i'm like I'm
like a werewolf,you know?

All of a sudden,a full moon
comes out from behind the clouds,

and next thing you
know,i'm all hairy and

And i'm biting out your neck.

Okay,you're kinda creeping me out.

Look,i'm just trying to say that if
you ever see the old sam come out,

just tell me..

Or shoot me with a silver bullet.

It's your call.

I'll put a cap in your ass.

Want some cocoa?

Yes.

Uh,you know what?

'S actually kinda Kinda
fun coming in this way.

Not that fun since all
the tree rats moved in.

Did todd say anything..

About anything tonight?

Just that i'm a big old disappointment.

So..

Was he a good kisser?

I don't know.

Why?

Oh,i don't know.

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