All language subtitles for Running Wilde s01e12 The Pre-Nup.eng

When I moved here
from the rain forest,

I stupidly thought I'd never
have to see the rain again.

When's it gonna stop?

Who do I look like,
a weatherman?

He actually did
look like a weatherman.

A guy named Storm Trenton
on WZHN.

As the old weak Neck Seawall

finally said "see y'all."

So it looks like
we have our very own

tiny little New Orleans
down there,

and I think that calls
for one of Storm Trenton's

famous sun dances.

Come on, do it at home!

Ah, Steve.

So I noticed that this
new restaurant opened up

down by where
the old seawall gave way,

and the lines
are around the block.

I think it was called "fe-ma."

No, I think it's "Fema."

No, I think it is "Fe-Ma."

French polynesian fusion.

Well, it gave me an idea.

What are people most
in the mood for after a flood?

A new hospital?

A nightclub. A nightclub?

You have to assume that their
wine cellars were destroyed.

Where else
are they gonna drink?

And their sound systems have
probably lost their woofers.

And we've always
dreamed of owning...

A nightclub.

So I got in touch
with a building firm

who've done some
very arresting developments

for us out in the middle east,

and I had them
design something.

I told them it had to be
both Western and modern,

and this is what
they came up with.

It's a four-sided
triangle.

Pulsating, multi-level,
9,000 square foot

super club
rising from the swamp!

Multi-leveled?

Yes, I want to have
a gay balcony upstairs.

What about
a bisexual mezzanine?

Well, now that you mention it,

you certainly have me curious.

We could call it "swamped,"

because that's what
we'll hope to be.

That has two meanings.

Oh, yes, because
we're on a morass.

Talk about a name
with two meanings.

"More ass," because that's what
we'll get if we own this!

So shall we talk figures?

Well, I don't think
that's appropriate

with the little one
sitting right here.

That's okay.

I think I'd rather go watch
that weatherman dance.

I'm definitely in.

But unlike this property
that we're building on,

I'm not very liquid right now.

Got to trim some of the fat.
Lunt!

Steve, I'm only nine years
from retirement,

and I raised you.

Oh, you watery old goat.

I meant set up a meeting
with Marty the accountant.

Well, that's a relief.

I was starting to get
that heart attack taste.

Where are those cappuccinos?

I still can't find
the cappuccino maker.

I'll get coffee.

I have got to get rid of him.

Well, you'd better
do it quickly.

You're gonna need all
the money you can get.

Well, look who's
an eavesdropper.

Said the woman who clearly
just climbed out of the sewer.

The area is completely
devastated.

The people have nowhere to go.

Oh, my God.
I was just there.

Are you talking
about the swamp?

No, well, we're
calling it "morass" now.

Out of curiosity, how'd
you hear about our nightclub?

Tv, Internet, or other?

Nightclub?
I assumed you were talking

about helping the victims
of the flood.

This sounds like
a very bad idea, guys.

Well, I'm sure "fe-ma"
had its naysayers too.

I'm gonna go me
some calls and clean up.

Wait, why are you
covered in mud?

If you want
to help those people,

you ought to come out
and help us dig.

We're gonna start digging
tomorrow around 6:00.

I'm sure you're
a natural digger.

Honestly, I would love to,

but I just don't like
getting my-- Hands dirty?

You want to let someone else
do the dirty work in your life

like you always have.
Come on.

That is a great idea.

Migo, take the day off tomorrow

and help Emmy dig some mud.

No, Steve, I do not accept.

Oh, shoot,
I really wanted to go.

Migo can volunteer
himself tomorrow.

Oh, yeah, I don't think
I can get off work now.

Steve, the reason to volunteer

is to make yourself feel good.

I mean, u have no idea
the sense of satisfaction

you get from helping people
in need.

I mean,
everybody wants to do it.

Well, not everybody,
as it turns out.

But one thing
we can really guarantee

is a great night's sleep,
knowing that you've help--

Fine. Stay up all night.
See if I care.

Why don't you just give up?

It's really not that hard.

I mean,
once we drain the land...

You're gonna drain
Steve's bank account.

Oh, for all I know,
you've stolen the blender.

Where the hell's the blender?

You have been on me
ever since I got here,

and I don't know why.

All I've ever tried to do was
help Steve lead a happier life.

All you've done is to try and
get him to part with his money.

If anything,
I've done the opposite.

I was just telling him

that investing
in a nightclub in a swamp

would be a waste of money.

That would actually
make him happy.

But that would mean
there's less money for you

when you finally
get engaged to Steve.

Oh, so you not only think
I want to marry Steve,

but that I'm also
a gold digger. Uhh!

Okay, I can't even let myself
be offended by that,

because it's so insane.

Is it?

Don't say "is it,"

like that's some
kind of opposite proof

of everything I just said.
Isn't it?

Don't say "isn't it"
like "is it" is proof

that I wasn't just saying
exactly the op--

You really have
to stop with this.

And don't say "do I"
and walk away.

Right, because you want
to stay "I do" to Steve

and walk away.
Walk away?

So you think I want to marry
him so I can divorce him?

I'm telling you,
if you don't like me

because you think I'm after
Steve's money, you're wrong.

Then prove it.
Sign a prenup.

A prenup?

A prenuptial agreement.

One that says if you marry
Steve and divorce him,

you won't go after his money.

Nobody will see it.

There'll only be one copy,

and it'll go right
to the city registrar.

Steve will never even know.

You have nothing to lose
if you sign.

And nothing to gain.

Sorry.

I'll help you dig.

I can get you
five firm men to help.

And ten if they
include their partners.

And that's how my mom
signed the most ironclad prenup

anyone had ever seen.

Looks like
there's some usefulness

in old Mr. lunt yet.

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Steve was going over his plans

for the nightclub
he hoped to build with Fa'ad.

Originally, the club
was gonna be for the poor.

But now we're just thinking

we'll let them
into the bottom floor.

And it's based on the actual

great pyramid of Luxor.

Well, I am curious

about the bisexual mezzanine.

But, uh, I think I would
be doing you a great disservice

if I told that this
was a good idea.

Look, I know that nightclubs
are a risky investment,

but this is built on a swamp!

And it's not one of those
discount land deals.

No, no, no--We're paying
full price for the property.

I'm sorry, Steve.

I don't know where we're
gonna get the money for this.

Well, couldn't we
squeeze a few dollars

out of the mansion?

Ironically, Andy was upstairs

trying to do the same thing.

Yeah, it's a, uh,
brummel c4-11 microwave.

And I want to return it
for cash

because, uh,
I've never used it.

It's still in the box.

And, uh, I'm, uh--
Truck's backing up.

Andy...
Is that Steve's microwave?

And his cappuccino maker?

Yeah! I stole them.

Pig probably thinks
he still has 'em.

Well, technically, he does.
They're still in his house.

That's why it's
the perfect crime.

Oh, there's our microwave.

You didn't have
to drag that up the steps.

We'd be happy to get you
one of your own.

He's calling the cops.

We'll blame it on the kid!

They can't arrest her.

She doesn't have
any priors, does she?

No, Andy, he's
being nice to me now.

And we're not sending
my daughter to jail.

Why is he being nice to you?

Because he finally knows
I'm not after Steve's money.

That's great!
Check this out.

I stole pig's pennies.

There must be
300 bucks in here.

Easily enough to pay
for my knee surgery

I'm gonna need for nudging
the dishwater

into the crawlspace.

No, I mean, I finally
made it clear to him

that I'm not interested
in Steve.

That you and I are engaged,

and we have
this deep connection.

And that I would never
go after Steve

for his money.
And he bought it?

Of course he bought it.
It's the truth.

I even signed a prenup.

A prenup? Emmy!

Well, now you can't marry him.

I don't want to.

But I thought that was our big,

unspoken backup plan.

You know,
you tease him a little,

and then you get married,

and then he'd divorce you
the next day

because you wouldn't have
honeymoon sex with him.

And then you get
a big, fat settlement,

and we'd use the money
for good.

I mean, now you don't
even have to tease him!

First of all,

I would never
do something like that.

And Steve doesn't even
know about it.

Of course he does, Emmy.
These people are all crooks.

You need money to fight them.

God, you're so idealistic.

I beg your pardon?

I thought we both
cared about ideals.

I thought we both wanted
to help dig these flood victims

out and change the world.

You can't change the world
one shovelful at a time.

You need money, babe. Ba

oh, my God.

You're as bad as Steve.

No, you're worse.

He doesn't try to pimp me out

or send my daughter to jail.

I'm just trying
to get you to grow up

and open up your eyes.

I think you finally have.

And you know what?
I don't like what I'm seeing.

What are you saying?

I think I'm...
Saying good-bye.

Come on!
Get out!

Candy cheeks!

What are you doing back here?

Leaving, and for good
this time.

You can have that small-minded,
selfless lunatic.

Thank you.

Hey, listen...

If there's ever anything
I can do for you,

don't hesitate to ask.

Uh, I'm good.

Uh, you know,

I know it came off
as strong sometimes,

but...You know,
it's nothing personal.

I'm sorry we didn't get
past our differences.

And, in a way,

I think you're kind of
a generous guy.

You don't have a hand truck,
do you?

I don't even know what that is.

Thanks for giving me Emmy,
though.

Well, I didn't give--
Whoa! Hey!

Hey!

I heard the great news.
So it's over, huh?

Great news?

How is that...

Oh, I get it.
Was that your plan?

Have me sign a prenup,
so Andy would find out

and we'd break up?

What? Prenup?

I don't know
what you're talking about.

Yeah, you know.

So I wouldn't claim your money

if we ever got married
and divorced.

Which we never would.

Emmy, we would never
get divorced.

We absolutely would.
I meant get married.

Well, I don't know if we'd
absolutely get married.

I literally just found out
that I could have you.

You know what?
Forget it.

I'm glad Andy's gone,

and I'm glad
I signed your prenup.

Emmy...

Wait, I'm sorry.
Did she say prenup?

Because you could have
a significant engagement bonus

out of your trust fund
if it can be verified.

Significant enough
to build, say,

a pyramid in the swamp?

Yes, you can have
a pyramid in a swamp.

Well, then that shall be
the wedding present to my love.

Now...Give your old
accountant a hug.

Hey, guys.

Save it for the mezzanine.

Did you just
tell the accountant

that you and Emmy are engaged?

Just for the trust fund bonus.

Oh, you still get those?

Yeah, of course I do.

For every major life hallmark
or accomplishment.

This had been the case
since he was a young y boy.

Somebody's got dry pajamas.

Release the funds.

He even got one just
for going through puberty.

Someone's pajamas aren't dry.

Release the funds.

I just have to figure out

how to get Emmy
to go along with it.

 which is not gonna be easy,

'cause she's upset with me.

Although I have
absolutely no idea why.

I mean, Andy's the one
that she broke up with.

Wait, Emmy broke up with Andy?

Was she devastated?
Yeah, I didn't ask.

Gee, I wonder why
she's upset with you.

I am a jerk.

But you know what?
In my defense,

I just didn't think
it would ever last.

But still, you're right.

It just seems like
if you're going to ask Emmy

to pretend to be
engaged to you,

the least you could do--

Is pretend to care
about her breakup.

Thank you, Mr. best man.

Sex and the city DVDs

and a tub of rum raisin
ice cream.

I hate rum raisin.

Well, it's just as well.

It's kind of melty anyway.

For some reason,
the freezer was unplugged.

And wedged in the stairway
down to the cellar.

Anyway, I, uh...

I'm sorry to hear about
your breakup with Andy.

I know you could use a BFF,

just to watch DVDs

and pretend to get married.

And braid each other's hair
and just laugh.

Pretend to get married?

I know.

Look, the truth is
I need a lot of money right now

for my nightclub,
and as it turns out,

I get a huge bonus
for getting engaged.

We can split the money.
You can use your half

to fix the homes
of the flood victims

and I can use my half
to give them a place to party.

I knew you were
up to something.

So this is why you
had me sign a prenup.

So you could get
all this money.

I don't know anything
about the prenup.

In fact, the only reason

that Marty thinks
we're getting married

is because you yelled out
that you were happy you had it.

Wait, so because
I signed a prenup

saying I don't want your money,

I'm in position to get--

At least a million.

Just for signing
a notarized form

saying that you're engaged.

Honestly, I wouldn't ask

if I didn't
think this nightclub

was gonna make me really happy.

No, Steve,
what you still don't get

is that happiness
doesn't come from the outside.

It comes from within,
from actually caring

about other people.

 why don't you try
actually helping?

Build these homes with me.

You might find that doing good

without expecting
anything in return

is its own reward.

So if I do your charity,

then you'll sign the letter
in return.

No. I said without
expecting anything in return.

I totally get my end of it.

I'm just trying to figure out
what you then give me.

It took my mom about an hour

to explain this concept
to Steve.

Oh, I expect nothing in return!

Right!

And then you
surprise me with what?

He came close to
understanding it again

at 9:45.

So I do the charity,

you do nothing for me,

and I get
a good feeling from...

Wait, wait, wait.

Do you...
Do the nice thing to me

before I do the charity?

Are you supposed to be
doing the nice thing to me now?

It took a sex and the city break

to finally
make Steve understand

what my mom was talking about.

Samantha gave that busboy

the best gift he's ever gotten.

Even though she's
getting nothing in return.

And the funny thing is,

it actually did kind of help
my mom get over the breakup.

I guess I've been
kind of selfish.

Trying to make
a cheap buck off of you.

Really no different
than how Andy would use you

to get what he wanted.

Maybe that's why you
haven't gotten as upset

as you could have.

I don't know, I just...

Don't think it's hit me yet.

Or maybe it hit me
a long time ago.

I probably should have
hit him a long time ago.

Well, I better hit the hay.

Got a big day of digging
tomorrow,

and no reward at the end of it.

And I think Steve
really did wanna try that.

Unfortunately,
the next morning,

he got a call from Fa'ad.

Well, they're starting work
at our nightclub.

I've got six crews
working around the clock

and on weekends.

We'll be comping drinks
and voiding checks

before the end of the month.

We'll make a fortune.

I can't wait.

Have you got Emmy to sign

for that engagement bonus yet?

Well, I'm technically not
trying to go

for that particular bonus
right now.

But if you can wait,
I get another big bump

when my testicles drop again.

Shall I find another investor?

No, I'll get--

All I have to do
is Emmy's charity

and expect nothing in return,
and then she'll sign.

You don't think Emmy's
going to see

that you have
an ulterior motive?

No, that's why I'm whispering.

This is my ulterior motive
whisper.

Got it.

Well, in the meantime,

I'm going to act
like I'm waiting.

But then get other investors

who'll squeeze you out.

And so Steve showed up

to work for
the displaced people,

expecting nothing in return,

except for my mom
to lie and bring in millions.

I wonder what they're
building over there.

Oh, that's our, um,

Fa'ad's nightclub.

You know, if you want,

I can rent us some
of these pylon drivers.

Make this thing go
a whole lot faster.

No, we are not
using your money Steve.

Just seems like a lot of work
for us to do alone.

Actually, it turns out
my new friend,

Mr. lunt, was able
to help us out.

That's right.

And there they are.

I contacted county corrections

and they sent me a crew
of convicted felons

who were sentenced
to do community service.

Don't worry,
they're white collar.

Whoa...Prisoners?

Wait, I thought you promised

some strapping young
gay friends and lovers.

Strapping? Gay?

I beg your pardon,

but I said nothing of the sort.

The guys look a lot like

they're from
my accountant's firm.

Because they were.

As a matter of fact,

it was most of the firm
of Lichtenstein,

Wasserstein, O'Reilly,
Stevens, and Khoo.

So these are the--

Firm men.

Oh, and they did
bring the partners!

That is what you said.

Well, I think I'll go visit

with some of my young
gay friends.

So I guess you guys
aren't on that retreat

in Boca Raton after all.

I hope Marty's not here,

'cause I really want him to
give me that engagement bon--

In-rib eye.

Yeah, Marty
does not get his hands dirty.

Well, that is more
than I can say

 for you guys!

So my mom took
Steve and the accountants

out to do some real work.

And they began digging...

And digging...

And digging.

But because the ground
was so wet,

it kept filling in.

They finally did
get one hole done,

but over the weekend,

they became discouraged

when it filled up again.

But Steve became a real
cheerleader

and got everyone
to do it again.

Let's get our shovels!

And let's build out this hole.

And three weeks later,

they had their hole again.

Seriously, at this rate,

how long is it gonna take
to build these shelters?

Figuring for
the creep-back from the mud

and the rate we are digging,

we're looking at
between seven and nine years

to finish.

I suppose those refugees
could stay at the nightclub.

That thing looks
already complete.

It was true.

The six crews
finished the pyramid

in the same time
it took seven accountants

to dig a hole.

I think that's a line
from the Bible.

God, maybe you can't do
any real good without money.

If I were you, I might
just ask a rich guy to help

move this along.

Hey, Steve...

I'm sure you've noticed
that nightclub and...

Probably feel a little bad
about not being a part of it.

And I was just thinking--

Oh, you kidding?

To hell with the nightclub.

You were right--
Trying to become happy

by chasing material things
is a waste of time.

I fought earth and won.

And I did it
because it feels good.

This is exactly how
Samantha must have felt

when she gave that busboy.

The next morning,

my mom decided
she was going to ask Steve

for some money for the cause.

I can't believe
we got that hole done.

I know, it's a great hole.

Maybe we could go
take a look at it later today.

But it was harder
to do than she thought.

What I'm really
saying is, um, you know,

sometimes, you feel like
you have all the answers but--

No, I-I totally get it.

All that money stuff
is just meaningless.

Not meaningless.

But not what matters most.
Yes.

I mean, I am working on
something meaningless right now,

and I've never been happier.

You know, you're talking
very loudly.

Yeah, I think that's 'cause
I have no ulterior motive.

This is how I talk
when I've got nothing to hide.

So...Then...

I guess you don't
wanna be a part

of that nightclub anymore.

No! In fact,

I need to tell
Fa'ad that right now.

Hey, migo, do you know
where Fa'ad is?

Well, I think he--
I-I'm not sure if he

expects you to come by the club

to sign the partnership papers.

Talk louder, migo!

The accountant's
going to be there

to have you sign
for the engagement bonus!

I don't have
the money for that.

No, no, I'm not gonna do that.

I gotta go
tell him that myself.

But my mom was suspicious,

and thought she'd
make Steve squirm.

Well, maybe I will
join you for that.

Great, we could go check out
the hole after.

I mean, come on.

Well, it's possible.
Andy's gone.

He did do something
for someone else.

I mean, it could be legit.

Party clothes?

No, you withered old fruit bat!

I'm not going there to party!

I'll just throw on
some clean jeans!

He is talking very loudly.

Yeah, and now
you are whispering.

Well, I'm sorry,
but I need that money.

Well, then just play along
with the engagement party.

If he's for real,

then he'll be happy
to give you the money.

Unless that's what
he wants me to do.

So you only want the money
if Steve doesn't want the money,

but if he wants the money,
you don't want the money.

See? You get it.

So mom went to make sure
Steve gave Fa'ad the bad news.

I have to say,

this might not be
a bad investment.

The outside
is pretty impressive.

Which, of course,
she didn't want him to do.

Fa'ad!
Are you in here?

God, where are
the lights for this place?

Surprise!

What's going on?
What is this?

Oh, you guys,
is this about the hole?

It's a party to celebrate
your engagement, you dope.

Did you do this?

Oh, yeah, nice try.
You did this.

I didn't, really.

Blame me.

Now that you get
your engagement bonus,

we decided
to throw you a party.

Well, that's nice, Marty.

But Emmy and I
aren't really--

In such a hurry...
To have a wedding.

I mean, it'll be
sort of a long engagement.

I'll get the papers.

Excuse me.

Why are you doing this?

Steve, everybody
already thinks we're engaged.

And that money could
really help our charity work.

You know what?
You're right.

I mean, maybe we're ready.

Well, I don't know about ready.

I just meant maybe we should
say that we're engaged--

No, no, no--
I'm not talking about lying

and deception and all of that.

If we're gonna do this,
we should just do this.

You mean...For real?

In a marriage?

Well, I mean...

Why not try?

Because...

Of every possible reason
one could think of.

It won't work.

Or it will.

If you're unhappy,
you can divorce me.

You'll get all that money
in the settlement.

You can do whatever
you want with it.

Maybe you're right.

Except, wait.
No, I wouldn't.

I signed a prenup, remember?

It's nothing, look.

There, it's gone.

It doesn't matter.

What matters is that
we're honest with each other,

and we're ready to try.

Wait, how did you get that?

How'd I get what, now?

The prenup, I thought...

You said you didn't
even know about it.

You told me.

You told me
that lunt had you sign.

And that the only copy
went right

to the city registrar's office.

Look, there has to be

a reasonable explanation
for this.

You asked lunt to get
this prenup, didn't you?

That's it.
That's the one.

No, look, Emmy...

That was before. Before I...
Dug a hole?

Well, when you
say it like that,

it makes it sound like it
wasn't a life-changing event.

You set this whole thing up,
didn't you?

I'm sorry, Steve.

There's been
too much deception,

and you need a lot of time
and a lot of work

to build a foundation
on unstable ground.

She's right, you know.

I know.

But I also know I can
make this relationship work now.

And that I can convince her
to be with me.

I was actually
referring to the club.

I think we're sinking.

You might wanna call Fema.

Yeah, you're right.
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