All language subtitles for Running Wilde s01e09 One Forward Step.eng

ever since my mom and I
moved into Steve?'s mansion,

We were getting an up-close look
at how he spends his days.

Wow, ride that thing.

Hey, there, puddle.

Guess who's getting
a new bike.

Is that someone
in this room?

Uh, yeah.

And has that someone

Been dying for a new bike
for, like, months?

I'll say.
And would that someone

Be able to ride
this new bike to school?

Well, it's a handmade,
one-of-a-kind,

Gold-plated bike,
but, yeah,

I guess I could ride it by the
fence, let the kids take a look.

Steve, I think she's hinting
at a bike for herself,

Which she doesn't need.

Now I gotta
get this girl to school.

I have a full day.

Don't worry.
I can take her.

I've got to swing by there
to pick up steve's

Obnoxious and ridiculous bike,
anyways.

Come on, kiddo.

Well, have a good day.

Well, I still have to do
all this laundry, so...

Did you, uh,
try the laundry chute?

You know,
there are actually people

At the bottom of that thing.

They've got their own little
subterranean world.

It's kind of like
fraggle rock. Yeah.

Oh, no, no, no.
I can do this.

No, really.

Ah, no.
She's got it. Yeah.

Let her take that.
There you go.

I guess we're more alike
than you thought, huh?

So now your day's
as free as mine.

Hey, do you wanna go do some
power tanning by the pool?

We can clock
some hammock time.

We could have
some arnold palmers.

Be really run.
I can't. I have a job.

It's, um,
a charity thing, actually.

That's why
I go downtown every day.

I am very, very busy
during the days.

actually, my mom first
tried volunteering

To teach at my school,

But didn't have
the right qualifications.

For instance, I could, um,

Teach the kids
how to build a dam

With just sticks and mud.

Have you considered an app?

We actually have
an app-building class here.

Yeah, I don't know
how to build a dam app.

Okay, there's no need
to be nasty.

she even went online
to look for advice.

"start a nonprofit."
hmm.

but it turns out
starting a nonprofit

Was more complicated
than she thought.

Well, starting a nonprofit
is a very expensive endeavor.

I mean, who's gonna
pay your salary?

No, I don't need
to take a salary.

Well, then you wouldn't have
any taxable income to defer.

So to be a nonprofit,
I have to make a profit?

Well, that's the only way
we can keep people from lying

And make them accountable.

I don't know,
it's something about charity.

It just brings out
the worst in people.

Well, I assure you,
I would never lie

About something like charity.

Yep! I am running a charity.

yeah, that was a lie.

So I guess we are not
as similar as you thought.

W-wait a second.
I'm sorry, what...

What's the cause?
What?

The cause of your charity.
What is it?

My cause...
Is the greatest of all causes:

Causes.

It's a cause-cause?

Oh, I've never
heard of that.

yeah, that's
'cause she's lying.

Yes, we do, um,
a lot of general fundraising

For a lot of different
charities.

And, um, it just--
we do it out of one office.

Wow, where is the office?

Uh, uptown.

Oh, that's--

Wait, I thought you said
it was downtown.

Yeah, I mean,

It's the upper part of down--

what is this, the third degree?

You gonna
waterboard me next?

Because that's
one of our causes.

Great, well, then,
I want to give you some money.

I wanna be charitable too.

Yeah, steve, that's not really
how charity works.

You know, you can't just buy
your way into being charitable.

I thought you said
your charity's raising funds.

I have funds,
I want to give you them,

So that you can raise them.
Why is that wrong?

it wasn't.
I mean, really.

If anything here was wrong,

It would be lying about
running a charity,

Don't you think?

Great...Thanks.

Yes, please.
And, um...

We would all
really appreciate that, so...

We? Wow.
You have employees?

for some reason,
she just couldn't

Keep her mouth shut
about this.

Yes. That's why
we need so much money.

Well, then I will
double the amount.

And there's plenty more
where that came from.

So whatever you need,
do not hesitate to ask.

Man, I feel so great
about myself!

but my mom
had never felt worse,

Because now, instead of just
laying around the mansion,

She was now laying
around the mansion

With a giant cashier's check
from steve.

I mean, I don't know
what to do.

I can't just make up a charity
and take money for it.

Right?
Nah.

And what's the worst
that's gonna happen?

They're gonna send you
to where I am?

Yeah, where are you,
exactly?

I'll give you a hint:
It's sad,

Painful,
and if you're bad,

They make you spend
the rest of your life here.

Oh, my god, andy,
are you in jail?

no. Canada.

I'm in canada.

But, um, yeah,
coincidentally,

I'm also in jail.

Excuse me!
Hang on. Do you mind?

What did you do
to get thrown in jail?

Well, I'm trying to dismantle
the canadian war machine.

But apparently,
that's a crime too,

Along with being
a rabid badger

And certain kinds of fruit.

But now that you have money,

You can bail me out.

Hey, mom...

one second.

No. No, it's wrong.
I can't do it.

I can't take money
I got from steve,

Pretending I was running
a charity,

And then give it to you
so you can get out of jail.

It's just--
it's too frivolous.

I'm sorry.

I guess it's a bad time
to ask

If you'd use
some of that money

To buy me a bike?

Yeah, honey,
that's not gonna happen.

No, I'm gonna
give this money back,

And I'm gonna
tell him the truth.

Because that is
the right thing to do,

And doing the right thing
is its own reward.

But you know that, right?

I sure do.

Turns out, it was also
a bad time to say,

"buy me a bike, or I'll
tell steve the truth."

I can't tell you
how good I feel, fa'ad.

Now I know why bill gates
gives all his money away

To good causes:
Get a little bit closer

To hooking up
with the chick he digs.

And I know why bill gates

Invented the electronic
porno machine.

I, myself, have invented
quite a few successful products.

Yes, and as
a financial investor,

I'd really like to know when
I can expect to see a profit.

probably not anytime soon.

After a series
of bad business ideas,

He lost almost
all of his fortune.

Guh! Uhh!

Aah! Aah! Aah!

Well, if you'd like
to up your investment,

The hot season is coming,

And hairless men all over
the middle east

Will be clambering
for my chest toupees.

No, thank you.

All my cash is going
to charity from now on.

Steve, aren't you worried
about what your father will say?

He hates charity.

He says
that charitable people

Are like vampires
who roam the streets at night,

Sucking the blood of
the hardworking and righteous.

Jeez, you open one republican
convention with a bad line,

And it haunts you forever.

No, I actually think
he'll respect me.

I mean, I've got
a woman in my life.

Kind of.

And I'm actually
doing something with myself.

Yeah, in fact,
I want him to know.

Well, now's your chance
to tell him.

Didi's here.

She just called
from the main gate.

What?
My mom is here?

She's your stepmom.

Fine. What?
My stepmom is here?

I can't wait to tell her
what I did.

She's gonna be so proud.
How do I look?

Older than the kind of man who
would say something like that.

Steve!

Stepmom!

is that steve's stepmom?

I'd like to put her
in a burka

And imagine
what she looks like.

Hello, didi!

How are you?

Get your hands off
my stepmom, you creep!

and that's when
my mom showed up

To give back
the cashier's check

And tell the truth.

Oh...Bad time.
I'll--

No, no. Come on.
Emmy?

Emmy kadubic?

Didi clarkson.

Actually, it's didi wilde.

It has been for ten years.

You've only been married
for seven.

Well, I knew
what I wanted.

Yes, even as a teenager.

I guess steve's dad's
a real step up

From principal francy.

Well, you have
to move up in life.

I heard you were homeless
living in a tent or something.

Yes, I was living in a tent.

Because I was helping
impoverished villagers in peru.

But I'm here now.

So, apparently
you've learned

A little bit about
gold digging as well.

Just the opposite,
actually.

I am starting a nonprofit.

And I am one
of her biggest donors.

Is that right?

it's not.
She just can't help herself.

Steve, I wouldn't really,
because then,

She might
tell your father and...

No, I want my birth-dad
to know about this.

Really? Wow.

Well, yes,
I was just coming downstairs

To thank him again,

Because he's been
so really wonderful.

Really wonderful.

Oh, you're just
saying that

To make me look good
in front of my stepmom.

She's not your--
stop saying it like that!

Please!

Emmy, wait a second.
Em...

Sorry about that.

I'm actually
really crazy about her.

God, this is so great
to be able to talk about it

With somebody
who actually cares.

You know, I think
that she's starting

To really be impressed by me.

And I'm sure that making

A sizable donation
to her charity

Hasn't hurt either.

But it's weird, you know.

I feel like
the more that I give away,

The less I have,
but the better I'll feel.

You know?
Well, that's good.

Because your father
already knows about

The big donation you made,

And that's why
he sent me here.

You're being cut off.

Oh.

steve had just heard

The four words
he dreaded hearing

His whole life.

So that's it?
I'm cut off?

No more money?
Your father sent me here

To go over all of the books.

Show me the books.

The books?
I don't have the books.

You have the books.
Of course I have the books.

But the checkbooks.
Those I'll need to see.

I don't have the checkbooks.

Check cards, credit cards.
All of that.

I don't have
any of that stuff.

Well, how do you buy things?

They just bring it over.

So that,
and definitely that.

You have to pay, right?

Well, I guess.

I mean, I thought they just
gave me that stuff

'cause I'm rich.

I guess I'm just
gonna have to stay here

Until I figure this out--
you know how your father is.

Yeah, but I just
don't get it.

I mean, he knows that
emmy's staying here, right?

He sure does.

And he knows about
the gold-plated mountain bike

With the diamonds in the chain
for precision.

I'm sorry?
Nothing.

Steve,
you have to understand,

Your father
just wants to make sure

That emmy is not taking
advantage of you.

Let's face it: You can
be pretty naive sometimes.

I am not naive.

The people who live
under the house

Who think the entire world
is my laundry room,

They're naive!

And trust me...

Emmy would never
take advantage of me.

So I lied to steve,
so we can keep the money.

Oh, that's okay, babe.

You know why?
Because you know

That you can do more good
with that money--

Despite your little lie--

Than he ever will.
Yeah, right.

You're probably
just saying that

So I spring for your bail.
No, no, no, no.

It's all taken care of.
Check it.

I stuck my hand
through the cage

And had one of the badgers
bite me,

Then they had to deport me

Because the badger
was rabid.

I totally
beat the system, babe!

Look, I know
we've had our problems,

But that's just 'cause
we haven't been able

To create anything together.

But with this money, babe,
we can give birth

To a wide-eyed, innocent,
wet, wriggling little charity,

And you know I'm hanging on
to that placenta.

Placenta?

It's what I can
the non-taxable

Deferred interest on gains.

Yeah, well, I think
it's gonna be

A little harder
than we thought.

I called the lawyer,
and apparently,

This cashier's check

Still isn't enough to get
this nonprofit off the ground.

Well, just go back and ask
steve for more money.

I mean, you said it made him
feel good about himself.

Yeah, that's true.
I've never seen him more up.

He was bragging about it
to didi,

His stepmother whose approval
he seems to want desperately.

I don't know, there's just
something about his motives

I don't quite trust.
His motives?

I'll tell you
what his motives are.

He's trying to impress you.

So let him think
you're impressed.

Get more money.

and so that's what my mom did.

It was just such
an amazing gesture,

And it shows
how much you've grown.

To be able to proudly
announce what you've done.

Knowing your father's
feelings.

I mean, you are
the kind of person

I could really respect,

No matter
how much money you have.

Oh, well, it's really great
to hear you put it that way.

You know, 'cause money
really shouldn't matter.

No, charity comes from the--
from the heart, you know?

Wow, you're making this
a little too easy

To ask you
for more money.

Am I?

You need more money?
For--for what?

and so my mom told
another little lie.

Well, yes, I have
some personnel changes,

And the offices
are growing.

And you did say that there
was more where that came from.

Not a problem at all.

Thank you.
Okay.

Listen...I need money.

I mean,
there's gotta be a way

That you can get me
just a little bit

Without my dad
knowing, right?

I mean, it's pocket change.

The cost of a...
Bottle of wine

Or a smallish speed boat.

You know, steve,

You're very young
and handsome.

I mean, I bet you have
the stamina of kenyan.

A north kenyan, baby.

Good luck
getting a south kenyan

To spend an entire day
at a blood diamond camp.

The point is...

I have always been
very attracted to you.

Nice! Thanks.

Very...Attracted.

Oh, well, you kind of
have to say that.

You're my stepmom.

Always felt like
we've had this...

Sexual heat.

Yeah, well, you kind of
have to say that too.

No, that one was
probably optional.

I want to spend
the night with you.

I want to make love to you.

I've always wanted to.

If you do that with me,

Maybe I can get
the money from your father.

Think about it.

steve had been invited
to a sleepover

With his stepmom,
but was nervous about it.

Can't believe that I'm actually
thinking about saying yes.

Do you know what I'm potentially
getting myself into, migo?

Sure--you're considering
whoring yourself out

And endangering
your relationship with emmy

By sleeping
with another woman.

Let alone,
a woman she loathes.

No, I meant that I'm
actually thinking about

Sleeping with my mom, but...

Thanks for heaping
that other stuff on.

Uh, stepmom.

But I have to do it.
I need the money.

Why don't
you just tell her

You can't
get the extra money?

'cause emmy finally
respects me.

Ironically, it's for not
caring what my dad thinks.

But...I'm not willing
to lose that.

Well, if you need
some extra cash,

Maybe there's some large,
unnecessary purchase

That you've made recently
that you can get rid of.

Large, unnecessary purchase?

Migo, I can't think
of a single...

Oh, god.

so steve was going to give up

Something that meant
everything to him

For someone who meant
even more.

Now, there is only
one of these in the world,

And it's a steal
at just $25,000.

I will give you $8,000.

Ha ha!
You're kidding me, friend.

Bro, please, hook me up.

Ha ha! Friend, friend,
you're robbing me!

Bro, bro...
Friend, friend...

of course,
he couldn't let my mom see

That he was in need of cash.

So he asked fa'ad
to sell it for him.

This is more
than just a bicycle.

It is painted
with gold leaf.

The chain
is pure platinum.

It is worth $25,000, easy.

$16,000.
$25,000!

$18,000.
$25,000!

Is there really only
one of these in the world?

Yes.

Ah, I must have this bicycle.

But you already do.

It's your bike already,
remember?

I'll give you $25,000!

Friend, friend.
Bro, bro.

Friend, friend,
$25,000!

Sold.

Shake!
Not you.

Ha ha! Now I have
a better bike than you.

I have no bike.
I just sold you that.

Literally, any bike
would be better than mine.

Excellent!

Just let me move
a few things around.

I have some
cash flow problems.

But you'll
get your money soon.

but andy had arrived
earlier that day.

He overheard:

Great, I'm gonna need
that money quickly, though.

Hey, don't bust
my baklava, okay?

You'll get it.

so he went back up
to the tree house

To tell my mom.

Fine, I'll look into it.

Apparently, without an mba
as a managing director,

It is very hard to get
any of these real donors

To take the charity
seriously.

And this is not enough.

Well, what about
the second check from steve?

Yeah, I don't have it yet,
and even if I did,

According to the lawyer,
all the money we take in

Has to be invested
to show the donors

That we're fiscally
blah, blah, blah.

This is--
this is impossible!

Ah, hang on.

I think I found
the perfect investment.

I just saw fa'ad, and--

Yeah, wait,
is this one of those

Moustache vending machine
things?

No, look.

Rich people
are overexposed, okay?

I mean, they got money
in the stock market,

They're billionaires,
but they can't get at it.

Okay, I mean, they're out there
selling their bicycles,

For christ sakes,
you know?

I mean, what they need
is a one-week loan,

And they are willing
to pay for it.

So we're loan sharking?

That's just one of those terms
that people use

To make a legitimate practice
sound ugly.

You know, like, uh,

Eco-terrorist.

Or peeping tom.
You know? Heh.

I'm tellin' ya,
this is it!

so andy contacted fa'ad,

And he brought him
the cashier's check.

I won't be a moment, darling!

What are you doing here?

We have channels
for this sort of thing.

Hey, man, do you want
the money or not?

Shh!
I have a female here.

Just give me it.

the lady was steve's stepmom.

Hey, uh...
Do you have an umbrella?

Yes, I have
thousands of them.

so fa'ad gave
the cashier's check to steve

For the bike,

And steve was able to give
another cashier's check

To my mom.

Of course,
neither of them realized

It was the same
cashier's check.

I got the second check
from steve.

So now, with the other
cashier's check I gave to you,

We finally have enough money

To get this thing
up and running.

I don't have
the other cashier's check.

I floated that one
to the arab.

So I guess I gotta
go back to steve

And ask for more money...
Again.

Make the guy happy.
Do whatever you gotta do.

this made my mom
uncomfortable.

But she went back and asked
steve for another check.

Oh, of course.

which made steve
more uncomfortable.

And I guess that's when he
decided to have the sleepover.

I've, uh,
made up my mind.

For a large sum of money,

You can have...This.

Oh, mommy likey.

I guess she wanted
his clothes or something too.

Okay, we have a deal.

But I'm not gonna
give you the money

Until after we're done.
You understand.

Standard procedure.
I know how it works.

but it turns out
didi didn't have

That kind of cash
on her, either,

But she knew of
a loan shark who did.

Hey, you the guy I was
put on the phone with?

Yeah.
Thanks for meeting me here.

But, uh, I can't
loan you the money.

I promise
I am good for it.

I am about to come into
a lot of money.

Not my problem,
sugar pants.

This is a sure thing.

I am about to secretly film

My stepson and I together,

And I am going to use it
to extort him

For everything he has...

To get back at my jerk of
an ex-husband for dumping me.

There's only one guy I know
deserves that treatment.

I wish it was him.

But, anyway, as
I said, honey slacks,

No loan for you.

Ohh!

so steve, determined
not to let my mom down,

Got ready for his night
with his stepmom.

and my mom, feeling guilty,

Decided to finally come clean.

hello?

I'm looking for...

Is this didi?

It is.

What can I do for you?

Nothing.
I'm just looking for steve,

And I will climb down
and find him.

Climb down?

Are you in a tree?

No.

I'm in a very tall building.

Taking stairs.

I mean, you know,
I do that

To stay
in really great shape.

Oh, trying to catch
steve's eye?

Think you might
be a little late.

I'm sorry--late?

Ohh, I shouldn't
have said anything.

Especially when it comes
to women.

Anyway, I'll be sure
to tell him that you called,

And maybe he'll be done
by the time you get here.

But I doubt it.

but, as it turns out,

My mom was able to get there
within the minute.

Migo! Where's steve!

Oh, he's taking a shower.

But he asks
not to be disturbed.

Can I take him a message?

Migo, why is he
taking a shower?

Tell me.

Because it makes him
feel refreshed.

Migo, is steve
taking a shower

Because he's going
to go and have sex

With didi?

No, emmy,
you don't understand!

He's only sleeping with didi
because he's broke.

Steve is broke?
His father cut him off,

And didi is paying him
for sex.

He doesn't have any money

Because he gave everything
to you.

He's sleeping with didi
for you.

Oh, my god.

didi? I know didi.

How do you guys
know didi?

How do you know didi?

She's that gross rich lady

I've been
telling you about.

You said that lady

Was extorting money
from...

Oh, my god.

Steve!

Steve...

You're being set up.

Your stepmom's
going to extort you

If you sleep with her.
What? No, no, no.

I'm not gonna sleep
with my--didi.

Can we call her didi?

I mean, for god's sakes,
she's not my mom.

Steve,
I know everything, okay?

I know you were just
doing this to save my charity,

But there is no charity.
I lied.

I just didn't want you to know
I was sitting around all day,

Being everything I've given you
such a hard time about.

I'm--I'm so sorry.

Unbelievable.
Wow.

Well, I'm certainly glad
that I turned didi down.

You did?
Course I did.

I mean, I do have
principles, you know.

You know, I called my dad,
and I said,

"I don't care
if I'm cut off.

No, it's worth it,

Because I'd rather be poor

And support what I thought
was a good cause-cause

Than to sell out and--

No, no. But, steve,
you weren't cut off.

Didi just made that up,

So that you would give her
your checkbooks

And accounts
so she could rip you off!

Wait, so I still have all my money?
Yes.

I was just gonna sleep
with didi for...Pleasure?

Steve, I'm sorry.

Didn't you say you weren't
going to sleep with her?

I thought you said you were
gonna turn her down.

Well, I have
to lie about that.

I mean, if--if gandhi
slept with his stepmom,

He'd lie about that.

Gandhi!

Anyway, you're lying
about a charity.

Well, I'm not sleeping
with her now.

That's what I came
to tell her!

That I'm not gonna do it!

Even though
she's not my stepmom,

So it wouldn't be creepy
if I did!

but it would be creepy
if, say,

A neighbor thought he was
getting paid to do it.

Oh, fa'ad.

Oh, man, I really
wanted that bicycle.

And she's paying me.

She's broke, man.

What?

You mean I'm doing this
for pleasure?!

all I know is everybody
felt guilty,

And I somehow ended up...

With the most expensive
bike in the world.

Aren't families the best?

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