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Steve hated the fact

That my mother
was engaged to Andy...

Oh, she's coming.
Yeah, give me that gnome.

a man who kind
of looked like this.

Perfect!

he'd even come up with a theory

About why
they were together.

Your magic spell
is about to be broken, gnome.

and he was about to see

If he'd been successful
undoing the spell.

Oh, there she is!

Sleep well?

Have any, uh,
interesting dreams?

You've asked me
that same exact question

For two weeks now
and I keep telling you that--

Wait a minute.

I do remember
my dream.

Was it
horseback riding, or...?

it was.
How did you know?

he knew it because,
believe it or not,

He'd actually spent
the last few weeks

Trying to make her
have that dream.

And let's get my scent
and pump it into her tree house.

And pictures of me.

Change all the photos we have
framed into photos of me.

Done. Oh, no,
what's going on here?

It's an idea I got
from this book

About mind control.

For some reason,
I felt compelled to buy it

Before I even knew why,

But now I do.

This is clearly
what Andy's been doing

To control Emmy
into staying engaged to him.

Well, now it's my turn,

And I'm gonna permeate
her subconscious mind

With hidden images
and secret suggestions

To point out how wrong
Andy is for her

And how I'm her knight
in shining armor.

Like in a romance novel.

that is a great idea.

I'll have a romance novel

Written about
star-crossed lovers

Who deserve to be
together, but can't--

Not unlike ourselves,
but less premise-heavy--

And I'll leave it around
for her to read.

and so operation
"dump Andy" began.

And pack it full of
subliminal sex stuff, you know.

he hired a romance novelist
to write a novel.

You don't need to shy away
from double entendre.

Like have her
eating a banana

While he's
making love to her.

he posed for the cover
of the book.

Of course he got
Andy in there, too.

He even redid his kitchen

So he could have these
placed all around the mansion,

All to lead up to this.

So what happened
while you were horseback riding

In this dream last night?

Okay,
we were in the woods,

And the rider and I...

made love.

Who is this rider

That you clearly prefer
to the--

Was there
some kind of a,

I don't know, like a...

Like an eco-gnome that you
were being rescued from?

aw, come on!

That's right.
It was Andy.

Andy saved me
from you,

And then he took me
into the woods,

And he...
made love to me.

No! That can't be!

That's not the way
this romance goes.

It's like hearing
that prince charming

Dry-humped sleeping beauty
right before he...

kissed her.

Yes, it is disappointing.
As bad as finding out

That someone would try to
subliminally manipulate

Your unconscious
with mind games!

What gave me away?

I don't know. Maybe the fact
that copies of this book

Are on the floors
of every bathroom

In this house.

Why did I buy
so many copies of this?

Hey, wait.
Emmy, hang on.

Wait, I shouldn't have tried
to control your mind. Emmy!

Look, Emmy, Emmy, Emmy,
I'm sorry.

Okay, yes,
it was a bad idea.

I should have been
more direct.

I was only worried that Andy
had already done it to you.

Because my mind
is so weak

And I'm that easy
to program?

Does that seem
like who I am?

Not when you say it
like that.

I couldn't think
of any other reason

Why you'd be
with a guy like him.

I mean, I'm sorry,
but where's the romance?

Okay, first of all,

Not that it is
any of your business,

But he and I have
a mature relationship.

It is not one based off of
dreams and fairy tales--

Horses and gnomes like
that little romance novel

You left lying around
about the king of--

What was it,
banana-land?

Interesting
that you'd remember that.

Did it ever occur to you

That I'm engaged to Andy
because I love him?

No. I can honestly say

That it's never occurred
to me that you love him.

Well, I do.

Okay, well, then forgive

The schoolyard quality
of this taunt,

But if you love him
so much,

Why don't you marry him?

What are you talking about?

I'm engaged to him.
For six years.

There's a reason that
you haven't married this guy.

Yeah, we can't afford it.

We always imagined
that our wedding

Would be this big celebration
with all of our friends,

And, no, we haven't
had a lot of time or money

To make that happen.

Well, then you're in luck,

Because those
are two things

That I have
a great deal of.

Yes, but I don't
want to marry you, Steve.

Hey, look, I don't
want to marry anyone.

What I'm saying is,
if it's important to you,

I'd be happy to pay for it
an take care of everything.

So it wouldn't bother you

If I ran off
and married Andy.

If it would make you happy,
I'd be thrilled.

Thrilled now? Wow!
That's right.

I would be careful
if I were you,

Because if you offer
to throw me a wedding,

I will
take you up on it.

Well, then
consider it offered.

Consider it taken.

but migo was concerned.

Wow, man.

You just got
manipulated.

No, you were right.

I just needed
to be more direct.

Once she asks me
not to throw this wedding,

She's gonna have to admit

That she doesn't
love this guy.

No, Steve. Being direct

Is looking somebody
in the eye

And saying, "you don't
want to do this, Steve."

Yeah. First of all,
even an idiot would get that,

Although
you did say "Steve."

Look, I'm telling you
as a friend,

Weddings are powerful,
archetypal type things.

You know how I ended up
getting married?

I met with my girlfriend

To explain
how I'd never get married!

You don't mess
with weddings.

Don't worry.

It's just a game
of chicken.

Yes, but it will become
a game of chicken...

Or fish.

I had just found out

That Steve was throwing
a wedding for my mom and Andy.

What are you
rushing into that for?

You've only been
engaged for six years.

Look, Andy and I are
gonna get married someday,

But now is not the time.

And I am certainly
not gonna let the guy

Who's trying to drive me
away from Andy

Throw the wedding.

The priest would probably end up
being fa'ad in disguise.

Well, you better
stop Steve

If you don't want
to get married.

I can't do that. He'll think
I don't want to get married.

See, the thing is,
he won't admit

That he would be devastated
if I did something like that.

So I am going
to call his bluff.

Don't worry. I won't
let him spend any real money.

I don't know if this
is such a good idea.

That's because
you're a child,

And what you don't
understand is that sometimes

When somebody tries
to make you do something,

You do the opposite
just to prove

You don't want
to be told what to do.

I actually did understand,

And that's why
when my mom said...

Don't you go telling
Steve that's what I'm doing,

Because I know
you're gonna want to.

I did the mature thing.

So you're sure
she's bluffing.

Absolutely.

She said she wouldn't let
you spend any real money.

She just wants to hear

That you'd be hurt
of she married Andy.

Oh, thank goodness.
I've gotta tell you, Steve,

I went to go tell my wife

About how crazy this thing
was that you're doing,

And we'd like
to invite you to a party

In which we'll
be renewing our vows,

You bastard.

Well, I hope it's
not on the same day

That I'm throwing
Emmy's wedding.

Oh, no.
Yep.

Lunt's already
been brainstorming.

What do you got?

I'm thinking maybe
they could hunt and eat

The doves
we release.

Are you out of your mind?

I've never done
a hippie wedding before.

I don't know.

No, Steve, I don't think you
understand what I was saying.

He does.
Oh, I did.

I am his close

To getting Emmy to admit

She doesn't
want to marry Andy.

But what if she
doesn't do that?

Oh, she will.

You said it yourself.

Once I spend
any real money,

She'll put an end to it.

So it's time
to start spending.

Do you think
that's a good idea?

It's not,
and he does.

I don't get it.

Oh, honey,

You're a child.

You don't understand

That in a situation
such as this

It becomes incumbent
upon the adult

Who's accused
of bluffing to say,

"I know you are,

But what am I?"

so we're on again

For the responsible
eco-wedding?

I think it's time
for us to do what I do best.

Irresponsible.

it's times like these

I wish I could stop
worrying about everything

And just be a grown-up.

In the days that followed,

Steve started
throwing money

At a lavish wedding plan
for my mom,

Who turned out to be more
interested in saving her pride

Than spending Steve's money.

First, she started adding
names to the guest list.

Steve countered by adding more.

Then my mom wanted
to re-do the place settings

Because they clashed
with the architecture

Of Steve's house.

So Steve suggested going
medieval with the whole wedding

And created
a fairy tale theme.

So my mom acted like
she was all for it

And suggested adding shows
and games of skill.

So Steve pretended
he loved that

And decided to open it up
to the public.

And that's how my mom's little
family and friends eco-wedding

Became things to do
on long island this weekend's

Number one
family fun pick.

But neither one ever blinked
in the game of chicken...

Until this.

This is how much you've
spent on this wedding.

Sometimes, migo,
in a game of chicken,

You gotta be willing to...

No, no, no,
I'm not gonna spend that.

Yeah, it's more
like a game of lobster.

And she doesn't look
like she has

Any intentions
of backing down.

Yeah, but Puddle said

She wouldn't let me
spend any money.

Puddle also said
she doesn't know

Why Mr. Lunt has
never been married

After all these years.

Yeah, perhaps
I have put too much faith

In the wisdom of this
tent-schooled jungle child

Who combs
her hair with a stick.

Yes.
I think so, too.

You know,
I think it's time

That you admit
that it would kill you

If she married Andy.

You're right.

I'll go feel it out.

Or--or you could
just admit it.

I'm going to end up
wearing tights.

I just know it.

my mother was also
having a change of heart.

This is
really beautiful.

Maybe a little more lace
at the hem.

Mom,
isn't this enough?

You're right.
The veil will have lace.

God, this is
so beautiful.

I mean, this whole thing,
it's like...

A fairy tale.

Hey, cute dress.

Listen,
I've been thinking,

This whole thing
started because

I thought
you were bluffing.

I know you did.

And you know what? I was.
Really?

and that's when Steve
decided to up the ante.

Well, that's why
I really do want

What's best for you
as a friend.

And if that means
marrying Andy,

Well, then
that's something

That you
absolutely should do.

I'm so happy
to hear you say that,

Because this is my dream.

I want this wedding,

All three separate
admission days of it.

And the most moving part
of it to me

Is that this
is actually something

That you're
giving to me,

Aside from
your take at the door.

You truly are
my dearest friend,

And I had no idea
you were capable

Of such maturity.

well...

nothing subliminal there.

Steve had gone from pretending

to throw a wedding for my mom

To actually throwing one.

If you're calling
about additional parking,

There's still plenty
of room available

In the sir lance-lot.

I have no idea

What you're talking about.

I'm calling
to invite you

To my "last three days
of Pompeii" extravaganza.

You don't have anything
going on this weekend, do you?

Fa'ad,
is that you out there?

Oh, yes.

I just thought
I'd pop by

And see your little
renaissance--

What is it,
a cute birthday party

For Puddle or something?

No, fa'ad, please.

I'm not competing with you.

This is a wedding

That I backed myself
into throwing.

Oh, thank god.
I had nothing.

My entire staff
want the weekend off

For some reason.

Look, just come inside.

and so Steve explained

How preparing for a wedding

Had gotten my mother
in the mood for one.

Well, I suppose
the conscious mind

Can be pretty
powerful, too.

Ah, looks like Andy's
pretty serious

About getting married.

It's funny
you should say that.

Because during
this whole wedding planning,

His name
has hardly come up.

It's like I'm
much more of a groom

In this thing
than he is.

I'm even standing in
for the guy

At the wedding rehearsal
today.

Wow, talk
about subliminal.

Perhaps you're the one
she wants to marry.

Oh, do you think--
oh, come on,

I'm definitely
not ready for that.

Oh, of course not.

But all you have to do
is to convince Emmy

That you're the man
of her dreams

And not Andy.
Right.

And once Andy's
out of the way,

I can see if there's
anything real between us,

While having
lots of sex and stuff

And telling everyone
she's my girlfriend.

You're growing
more mature every day.

I know I am,

But what are you?

Mmm, yes, and when
I'm filling in for the groom

At the rehearsal today,

I could just
say something moving.

In fact,
the romance novelist

Owes me a second re-write.

Maybe I'll have him
take a crack at it.

I mean, all I need
is a little speech

About how there's
only one real love

That needs to be celebrated...

And each day,
that love grows stronger.

Well, I pledge to
you on this day

That my heart
will be as full

As this free
collector's tankard

I hold before you now.

For it's our destiny
to be here together.

And it's a destiny
born of the deepest love.

and it actually did

Kind of get through
to somebody.

Well, done, man.

Wow, that romance novelist

Can really
shovel it out, eh?

Actually, I came up
with that on the spot,

And I meant
every shovelful.

it just got through
to the wrong person.

I really
want to marry Emmy.

Emmy, wait,
I just...

Oh, that was really...

Yeah, no, I, uh...

Just never expected
to hear you...

Oh, I just never thought
I'd say those words.

God, you know,
if you weren't

Flying out your family
and Andy, I'd...

Oh, I'm not
flying out anyone

I thought you
took care of that.

Wait, do you mean
that Andy doesn't know

About this wedding?

Not a word.

And yet here we are.

We've done everything
but seal it with a kiss.

Well, since
nobody told the groom,

Maybe I should
just keep filling in.

Oh, I phoned the groom.

I even sent him
a bus ticket.

He should be here
any time now.

Oh, look.

Oh, my god.
This is all for me?

Ha ha! Hey, thanks
for warming her up, Steve.

I'll take it from here.

Come here,
my little burning man.

Oh!

Steve was throwing
a rehearsal dinner

For a wedding
he didn't want to throw.

A song
on the lute

For the man
who has none.

although everyone else

Kind of got swept up
in the mood.

Thank you, Fahrud.

And I would like
to make a toast

To my fair maiden,
Emmy.

Soon you shall be
in my bed once again.

It's been a while.

Last few years
have been difficult,

And having your daughter
in the tent, uh,

Doesn't exactly help,

But, um,
just wanted to say

That I'm ready
to go again.

Also, to the man who's
throwing this wedding

For reasons I don't
completely get,

Please raise a glass

To pig Steve Wilde.

I'm happy to point out

That he's the one
who calls me a pig,

And yet he's content

To stuff his snout

In the trough
of my inheritance.

Yeah, well, you didn't
exactly inherit Emmy,

Did you, big guy?

She belongs to me.

Belongs to you?
Yeah.

Oh, so she's a possession

Who belongs to you now,
is that it?

Hey, excuse me.

She lives
in my tree house!

Stop it, both of you!

I hate what happens when
the both of you get together.

I'm not gonna do this
the day before my wedding.

Honestly, we have
a little theme for my wedding,

And the two of you
just get carried away

With this whole
medieval rivalry.

Well, I shall have
none of it!

For tomorrow,
I wed thee!

Rivalry.

It takes someone
of equal stature

To be a rival.

What I lack in height,

I make up for
in my lady-pleasing.

Oh, my lady-pleaser
is doing just fine,

Thanks very much.

Besides, she's not some prize
to be fought over.

No, she's a prize
I've already won.

Then perhaps
you'd be willing to

Wager such a prize.

And what's the nature
of this challenge?

This challenge?
This challenge could be...

Any number of...

I see you're noticing

That sharp pole
out yonder window way.

Yes, I am indeed.

So it shall be
a dance around the maypole.

* though what they think's
a maypole *

* is clearly
just a lance *

He's right.
That's not a maypole.

That's a jousting pole.

Then even more perfect.

Let's joust.

And the loser walks
away from Emmy forever.

And the winner
marries her forever.

Tomorrow at dawn.

Dawn is for duels.
Then high noon.

Great, high--no, high noon's
really sticky around here.

I've noticed that.
Uh...

How about, like, 10:30
or 11:00 or something?

Oh, that's fine for me
right after brunch?

After brunch!

After brunch!

so the joust was set.

Unfortunately for Steve,

He didn't know
what a joust was.

I think you're getting

A little carried
away here, Steve.

Don't you feel
a little unprepared?

Not at all.
Been working all morning

With that romance novelist,

And I got
some real zingers, like, uh,

"poor Andy.

"his head is
nothing but cheek.

Yeah, you heardeth me.
Butt cheek."

No, I get it.

I wouldn't
close with it.

But this isn't
a contest of wits.

I think you're
thinking "jests."

This is a joust,

Where two men
charge at each other

On horses, carrying
long wooden lances

And trying to knock
each other off.

Oh, my god, wait.

I could really
get hurt in this thing.

Yes, but if you win,

You get to marry Emmy.

No, that's
what I'm talking about.

I'm not ready to get married.

I think I just got
a little carried away.

I think everybody

Had a little
too much mead last night,

So if you want to call
it quits on this thing...

No, I gotta
go through with this.

I mean, okay,
I don't want to marry her,

But if I don't show up,

I'm gonna look like a coward,

And I can't have that.

Okay, but I shall
go with you,

For I am but
your humble servant.

You lost your wristband
again, didn't you?

You know, I told the guy
I work for Mr. Wilde.

He says, "oh, yeah? Well,
tell him to tell me that."

I need your help.

Are you okay?

Do I need to call
an ambulance?

Yes, but not for me.
For Steve.

He's engaging in some
crazy challenge of skill

With Andy
for your hand.

He is?

How sweet.

Wait. No, it isn't.
How dare he.

How dare either of them.

They think they can
just have a competition

To decide
who I'm gonna marry?

I don't get it either.

Throw a stick
at any organic co-op,

You'll hit ten of you.

Excuse me.
I meant "hairbrush."

So wait, they think
I'm just gonna be

Swept away by
some knight in shining--

Oh, my god, that
is exactly what I'm doing.

Maybe that's
what they're doing

With this whole
stupid challenge.

What is
the challenge exactly?

They're mounting horses,

They're waving
giant poles at each other.

It couldn't be
more phallic

If Sigmund wrote
it himself.

And remember,

Steve's
a pretty good horseman.

Didn't you meet Andy...

When he was jousting
at medieval times in Lyndhurst.

He was the black knight
Wednesdays and Saturdays,

And he always lived
to marry the ketchups.

Steve is gonna
get killed!

Come on, Puddle!

Oh.

I have to get through there!
This is my wedding.

but even a competition
among two losers

Must have a loser.

I call this
the "total loser."

Steve!

Steve!

Steve!
Steve!

but my mom always
goes for the underdog,

And she ran to Steve.

No, I lost.

Why don't you
go to Andy?

Are you kidding me?

Where the heck
is Andy?

Are you sure
you're okay?

Yeah, fine.

Well,
what were you doing?

I don't want
to marry you!

I don't want to
marry anyone!

Not even Andy?

Of course not.

Good, 'cause that
would have killed me.

Well, why didn't
you just say that?

Why didn't you
just say that?

I don't know.
Because I'm stubborn,

And I guess I just
got caught up

In this whole
fairy tale.

Do I look
like a terrorist?

I mean, come on!

I think this was all
just a little too much

For all of us.

Can we just agree
never to play

These stupid games
of chicken again?

Absolutely.

Although one good thing
that came out of it

Was that Andy
showed his true colors.

He was a little overwhelmed.
We both were.

It's one of the issues
we need to work out.

Well,
if you were serious

About working
out your issues,

Wouldn't you be
in therapy?

We would, but, you know,
we can't afford it.

Well, if that's
important to you,

I'd be happy to pay
for your therapy.

Oh, you'd want us
to work out our problems.

Well, as much as you'd
want to work 'em out.

I'd be happy
to work them out.

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