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even though they called it
"the Wilde estate,"

It was pretty peaceful
on our first full day there.

keep them quiet.

shh.
Not so much rattling.

And Steve wanted us
to love it.

Emmy.

Hey, bring the coffee.

But my mom and I
were already up.

Oh, you've got
to be kidding me.

We had been in town,
where she was enrolling me

In my new school.
Cool.

When they open the door,
I want them to see the ham.

Steve.
Oh, Emmy.

You're up. Hi.
Hey, guys, Emmy's up.

No need
to be quiet anymore.

What is all of this?
Well, I just wanted to welcome you

Oh, god!
To your beautiful, new, serene--

Ham!

Lunt!
My bad!

Steve,
this is all very sweet.

But you know that there
are only two of us, right,

And one of us is 12?

Which is why we have
the 12-and-under waffle trolley,

For which you
just barely qualify.

There's a waffle trolley?

There's a waffle trolley.

Look, the child
is starving. Yes, she is.

We walked five miles
because I couldn't find my car.

That's because it's gone,
and in its place...

A new car.

My car is gone?

Don't worry.
I recycled.

And the metal cube
it was crushed into

Is now a coffee table.

Where is that new car?

Man, is that quiet.

Migo,
where's the car?

This is it, boss.
It's a volt.

I thought she'd like it
because it's electric!

And plus,
it's very sporty, no?

I said
to get a real car,

Not some giant electric
toy car.

I'm sorry, we'll get you
a real one.

Puddle, you can have
this thing.

Yay!

No, Steve,
she can't have a car.

She's 12.

Boo.
Don't complain.

It got you
into the waffle trolley.

And, Steve,
you can't go around

Giving me huge gifts
like--

So, really,
you just plug it in?

Is that how that works?
You can plug it

Into a household--

This is
a three-hour charge.

It's the wave of the future.

No, no, no.
Steve, wait, listen.

I appreciate everything
you're doing here.

It is--it's thoughtful.
It's generous.

Well, it was
until Mr. Fat fingers

Couldn't hold on
to a ham long enough

To get it up into a tree.

Steve,
it's an eight-pound ham!

You'll throw out
your back!

Oh, god.

Ham!

Oh, great,
it's my one nice shirt.

Yeah, yeah.

It's your one nice--

Really nice shirt.

Oh, it's not
my only shirt.

The rest of my clothes
are in the backseat of my--

Oh.

You need new clothes?

well, now that we've had
a delicious breakfast,

And it's time to get dressed
for the day,

I thought that we should review
some new options.

Now, remember,
these are sized

For the models.

So we'll obviously
alter them

For your particular needs.

I know it's kind of lame,

But we couldn't get
any actual models

To get up this early.

Steve, again,

I'm going to assume
this was very well-intentioned,

But this is exactly

The kind of thing

I don't want my daughter
exposed to--

Fashion and pop culture
and women being objectified.

Oh, well, after dolores,

The next few
aren't technically women.

Don't worry.
The outfits will work on you.

Of course,
you'd look good in anything.

Heck, you'd look good
in nothing.

Steve, the fact that you think
I'd want a fashion show

Points out how very little
you know about--

Now that is cute.

Yeah, picture it
without the kitchen gloves.

No, that's
what makes it fun.

Right?
No, what am I doing?

what is this doing
to puddle?

You know what?
She's a great kid,

And she's not used
to all of this opulence.

She is very happy
with very little.

I had to do something,
or I'd seen my last waffle.

He doesn't know
any better, mom.

I don't.

He wants to change...
I do.

But just doesn't know how.

I don't.
I'm not worried

About Steve, okay?

I'm worried about you.

Me?
Her?

Me?
I'm fine.

I don't care
about this stuff.

Steve could give
those clothes

To the homeless
or something, right?

Sure. Look, Emmy, I'm not saying
that my life works.

It doesn't,
but I want it to.

I think that there's a real
opportunity here for both of us.

And I want to use it.

I don't want to end up

Some shallow cad
who just uses lame lines

On women like--
you didn't think it was sexy

When I said that
you'd look good in nothing?

Oh, that was supposed
to be sexy.

Okay, you're right.

I mean, I moved in here
because you asked me

To help you become
a better person,

To lead
a more responsible life.

And if you're serious...

I am.

Then I guess now is as good time
as any to start.

You know
what we could do?

We could take all
of that breakfast food,

We could go down to the shelter,
and we could feed everybody.

Yeah. I don't care
about fancy waffles.

Or ten different kinds
of syrups.

There were syrups?

You didn't try the s--
migo!

Yeah, boss.
Can you get that waffle trolley

Back in here, please?

On it.

Steve set to work

To show my mother
he could be the man

She wanted him to be.

You're disappointed.

Oh, please.

I can wear escada
anytime.

I'm more worried
about you.

Every time you try

To have any kind of fun,

That woman is just going
to tinkle all over--

Hey, hey, hey.

Well, she's plain as Maine,

And you were only trying
to help.

Hey, he's overreacting,
right?

I mean,
change can be good.

Maybe I do need
to change.

Oh, you definitely need
to change.

Your life
has very little purpose.

I just don't think
you're going to succeed.

Hey, my life has a purpose.
It's winning over Emmy.

I mean, let's face it,

I've spent a lot of time
as a playboy partyer.

I don't remember
one truly happy moment.

that doesn't mean
he didn't have them.

he's got a sword!

you know, I'm actually
looking forward

To living with less.

So I should cancel

The big, giant party
this weekend?

Well, no,
obviously we can't do that,

Not with fa'ad
living next door.

Steve and fa'ad
had always competed

Over who threw
the best parties.

It started when fa'ad
wanted to throw a party

But had nothing to celebrate.

So Steve threw
an even more pointless one

About the onset
of daylight standard time.

Fa'ad countered
with a daylight savings party.

And finally,
Steve threw a party

That celebrated
having nothing to celebrate.

No, the "unnecessoiree"
has become the most meaningful

Meaningless party
of the year.

Of course. It's the deepest
shallow thing you do.

But it's just going to prove
to Emmy that you can't change.

Well, what am
I supposed to do?

I can't cancel it,
especially since fa'ad

Has started throwing his party
on the same night.

yeah, fa'ad figured,

"what could be more
unnecessary

Than another 'unnecessoiree'
on the same night?" ah!

So if fa'ad finds out
that I'm canceling my party,

He will swoop in
on my guest list like--

like one of my falcons?

Ka-ah!

Does anybody have a dead mouse
on them, by any chance?

No matter.

So sorry to overhear

That your party
won't be happening, Steve.

But, uh,
I have to admit,

I assumed as much--

What, with that family
of environmentalists

Living in your tree house
like so many falcons.

Ka-ah!

Ugh. Ever since
they found that ham,

They've been un-trainable.

In an event,
I want you to know

That you're welcome to be
a guest at my, I suppose,

Now slightly more necessary
"unnecessoiree."

yes, well,

I have a very large property.

Emmy never needs to know.

And I'm sure the woman goes
to sleep at the crack of 10:00,

Which means
that she'll be long gone

By the time
my first guest arrives.

No, no. My party will be
a huge, happy success. Yes...

Unless one of us was unlucky
enough to say something stupid.

Yes, but something stupid

Is the last thing
either of us would say.

And you'll never tell Emmy.
Yes. Of course...

The last thing you said
was, "you'll never tell Emmy."

So here's hoping that's not
the stupid last thing.

Don't, okay?

Don't tell Emmy
about my party.

May god tear my eyes out
if I do.

Wait, don't you mean Allah?

Whatever. A-ha!

in the jungle,

We would've called this
"ata oka," or bad omen,

But Steve just went back
to thinking

About where
to put the party tent.

Steve set to work

On what he was hoping
would be a secret party.

What are these tents for?

Well, I guess
I can tell you.

Kind of throwing
a big party.

But, Steve, you said
you'd be less extravagant.

Go buy these giant tents?
Oh, no. I didn't buy them.

They come free
with Whitney Houston.

By the way, I'm gonna need help
lying to your mom.

You know how I'm not really
very good at lying to your mom.

It's gonna get
pretty intense.

what's gonna be intense?

Whitney Houston
and the V.I.P. Room.

Man,
do you get up early. You're having a party,

And, what, you were going
to try to keep it from me?

Steve.
No.

I just know how much
you don't like "fun."

I like fun.

No, I'm just talking
about how you're "not fun."

I am fun.

Stop doing the quotes.
God, I'm fun.

I hate it when people say
I'm not fun, because I am fun.

Remember those parties
I used to throw

In the tree house
in high school?

That was fun.
Those were parties?

We just have
a different definition.

You know what?
Stop.

I was a kid.

You can't expect a kid
to have fun.

this is the woman
who's raising me.

Anyway, I was a little
15-year-old nerd.

I am not
the same person today.

And I'm not the same

Super-cool,
rocking-it-out,

Party--oh, I guess
I still kind of am.

Look, you're gonna hate
this party, okay?

There's just way too much
excess and waste.

I'll just cancel it.
Don't cancel it.

Just do it without
all the excess and waste.

Well, those two things--
they're kind of

Like the backbone
of the "unnecessoiree."

You can help him,
right, mom?

That was
my first mistake.

If he wants me to, sure.

Of course he does,
right, Steve?

This was my second mistake.

Sure. Yeah.

I just want the people wasted,
not the food.

You can have a very fun party
without everyone getting wasted.

That's like your joke
about your one nice shirt...

That turned out
not to be a joke.

Here's what we do--
we take what you already have.

We just scale it down.
Great. Yes. I love that.

We scale it down.

So this is what we have
so far.

Obviously we can just add
anything to it as we go.

Just keep looking.

Steve,
add anything to it?

I mean, this is a bowl
of cristal.

Isn't that kind of pricey?

It is,

Which is why I didn't want
to fill the actual pool with it

Three days before the party--
that would be wasteful.

See, your mom's having
a positive effect on me already.

This is supposed to be
the actual pool?

No, no, I scaled it down,
like you asked me to.

can I play with one

With one of your dolls?

Oh, no, no, no.

Those aren't gonna be dolls.

Believe me,
after the party,

You're not gonna want
to go anywhere near her.

Here's what I'm thinking,
a lot of this already feels

Too big.
Small.

It's big.
It's small.

And it's big.
It's very small.

It's big.
Small.

Small?
Big.

Impersonal.
It is big.

I'll tell you
what we do.

We do the shopping
ourselves.

Okay, great.
We find a discount store.

If they even have them.
We buy in bulk.

We get everybody's
favorite stuff.

Let's do this.
Let's do it.

Okay.
Okay.

My god, discount stores?

Why don't we just slather
everything and everyone

In mayonnaise?

Do you think she'd go
for that?

Yeah, that sounds great.

Now we're having a party!

I'd never seen anything

Like the place we went to.

I think we were all
a little overwhelmed.

Oh, my god.

This place is as big
as a village. House.

This is so cool.

Can I get one of these?

Yeah, I don't think you can get
one of anything in this place.

Check it out.

They got a five-gallon vat
of mustard here

That costs as much
as those little packets

Migo used to get me
from Yankee stadium.

Yeah, I think
the smaller it gets,

The more expensive it is.

Like horses.

okay, Steve, look, focus,

We're here for the party.

Now, I say we do swizzlers,

Because they're cheap,
and everybody loves them.

So we've taken care
of that. Wait, no, no,

No, I think my friends
are going to expect

A little bit more
than that.

No, if people aren't going
to be loosened up,

How can we have the couple
that has the one big fight

And then makes a big scene
at the end of the party?

I mean, that's--
don't you think that--

We both think
that's fun, right?

Yeah.

But if I would've known that,
I would've made some

Of my famous
Amazonian jungle hooch.

Don't have the right worms.

You know what? They have
a whole wall of champagne.

And I'm sure
it's fairly priced.

Well, that's a great call.

Yes, let's get a wall full
of champagne.

I was thinking, like,
one or two bottles.

I was afraid that that's
what you're thinking.

Okay, I'm a little worried
that we're kind of going--

What's the word?--
"underboard" with this thing.

I mean, we want people
to have fun at the party, right?

Okay, I get it.
You don't think I'm fun.

And you know what?
I might not be fun.

So why don't you do the party
the way you want it,

And I will get off
your back? No, no, no.

Heck, I want you
on your back.

No, what I'm saying
is the swizzlers are great.

Let's get some mustard.
How about a pallet of chips?

Don't give me
that look, migo.

He asked me to do this.

I know, but a man
can only change so much.

And, yes, I overcharged him
for a thing or two.

But I care about him,

And I don't want to see
anybody get hurt, that's all.

are you kidding me?

These chips
are a dollar a bag!

God, you're going
to ruin everything!

Aah!

Well, I'm a little worried
for your party, my friend.

If this is the best
that you can do,

I worry
that the reputations--

Oh, I don't have the energy
for this charade.

It's brilliant.

It'll make my party seem

As worthless as one of your
American college degrees.

I'm actually quite optimistic
about my party.

I think that--
oh, I don't have the energy

For this charade.

My party's gonna be worse

Than your dumpster
full of stillborn foals.

Stillborn foa--

Oh, I don't have the energy
for this charade.

Hey, does it seem like
we're unusually tired today?

It has come up a lot.
Nevertheless,

You've painted a forest red,
and you're bringing in

A huge wild animal death chamber
of some sort.

That's not a forest.

It's just a plastic drum

Filled with something
so inexpensive,

It can't even call itself
licorice.

There's a step
below licorice? Apparently.

Well, why not build it
into a forest?

It's not a forest.
It's--it's not a scale model.

This is the sum total
of the extravagance of my party.

But what of the giant
cocaine-covered orgy dome?

That is something

Called
the "hostess snowball."

So the hostess
goes in there and--

It's not a place.

None of this is a place.

It's just--it's just food.

Steve, Steve!

Steve, you're ruining it!
It's food!

You're ruining
the world! No, it's just food!

No, not the orgy dome!

No, it's pennies!
It doesn't matter!

Well, if it is pennies,

Then what about
the giant dirigible head of--

Oh, my, is that me?

That's a balloon
from a child's movie, you fool.

You can get a trillion of them
for a dime at this garbage store

That Emmy took me to.

Well, I wanted
your party to fail,

But not so badly
that nobody would come

To one of our parties
ever again.

Steve, you have to cancel
this party.

what? No, you can't.

Steve, my mom finally thinks
you can change.

Oh, I can change.

I can change
everything on this table

Into so much...

I can change everything
on this table

Into so much...

Why are we so tired?
I don't know.

Perhaps it was your trip
to the store.

Yes, and all your recent
hawk attacks.

Steve, you can't give up
on it now.

You were the guy
that was able to get

People to celebrate
having nothing to celebrate.

Why don't you try to convince
people that it's fun...

To not have fun.

Yes.

What the child seems
to be saying

Is that even though the food
at the party might be awful...

The irony
will be so delicious

That the party will be
a huge success.

Now I'm getting worried
that I may be going overboard

With my giant
walk-in snowball

And team
of snowball hostesses.

You already stole
that idea?

I texted my guy
as soon as I saw it.

But now I'm thinking

Perhaps I'll just serve a bowl
of raisinets.

Ha ha!
No.

Don't, okay?

I'm really starting
to like my party theme.

Please don't steal it.

I won't.

and so everything was set.

Steve was going to have
the most necessary

Unnecessary party

That anyone's ever had fun
not having fun at.

oh, Steve...

I am going to serve
raisinets.

Ha ha!

Aah!

Hawk attack.

on the night of the party,

Steve was finding out
that convincing people

Not having fun
is not only ironic, but fun,

Was ironically not fun.

What's with this party?

Steve usually has the best
of everything.

Do you get it?
Irony. Do you get it?

Serving the worst of the best.
Do you get it? Do you get it?

oh, oh!

So how's it going?
I think they're getting it.

I don't know.
That's the thing about irony.

It can be so...

Subtle.

But she can't know.
Wow.

Wow.
Great.

Great.
great party.

Really great.
Great. Great.

The only thing your friends
are not getting into

Is the nonalcoholic beer.

That's 'cause so few of us
are nonalcoholics.

Hey, you know what?
Since we're having so much fun,

What do you say
we crank it up a notch? What do you mean?

I could still hire a band
or Whitney Houston.

That won't be excessive.
She'll never deliver.

Or we could get Jake busey
to drive your volt

Into the pool or something.

I think Jake lives upstairs.

I actually think
we've had enough fun.

I think it's about time
to put the icing on the cake.

Oh, good, so that's not
the icing that we're using--

My slideshow.
And that.

Yes. And don't you think
it would be better

To start with the funny cake
instead of the funny slideshow?

Funny? Oh, no, no.
It's not funny.

It's about my life
in the Amazon--

The hardships,
the struggles of the people.

Let's put some meat
on this bone.

Irony is I've been
trying to do that

Since the day
you got here.

Hello, Steven.

How are you finding
your party?

Because I can't.

I shouldn't joke.

I did steal
your party theme.

Oh, no, did you go
for the discount,

Swizzler,
garbage-party theme too?

Oh, god, no.

I finally had some sense
pecked, scratched,

And clawed into me

And realized that people
just wouldn't get it.

So I went with my original
your original idea--

The orgy dome and whatnot.

Um, attention, everybody.

I, um--
we all have so much.

But now I would like
to show you a presentation

Of some people
who have so little.

Well, I must be going.

I can't keep
my ecstatic guests waiting.

Oh, no, wait,
Emmy will be devastated.

I'm asking you as a friend,

Please just stay
till the end of her presentation

And act like you're having
a good time at my...

"interminaball"?
Fine.

I'll be stiffly watching
from over there

By that coat rack.

I have been living in peru
for the last six years,

Very far from the comforts

And the pampered life
of neverwood.

For those of you
who have a squeamish stomach,

You may want to step out
for the sequence entitled

"when left untreated."

Lights!

and that's when things went
really south.

seven years in the jungle

In just under seven hours,
by Emmy kadubic.

Just look at the misery
in this impoverished village.

Here's some more misery.

Here I've got a wider angle
of the misery.

And just as the birds
regurgitate the worms...

things went from bad to worse.

to feed their young,

Here we see the tribes
members themselves

Regurgitating the birds
they've eaten

To feed their families.

Steve was trying to be a friend,

But he was the only one.

This is a nightmare.

I honestly think
you're the only one

I can count on as a friend
to stick around--

You're a balloon!

and then came slide 279.

and so once the weights
have been released,

Makunta now sports
the pagantu of a man

And not the pacunca
of a boy.

Unfortunately,
this one did get infected.

No, no, no! Lights! Lights!
What the hell are you doing?

Steve,
we are at a party. No, we're not.

The party's over.
There is no party.

Well, I hope you're not
blaming me for that.

Of course I am.

You drove everybody out
with slide 279.

It's not my fault if your
friends didn't like your party.

Of course it's your fault.

I turned myself inside out
trying to convince everybody

That this awful party
was somehow ironic.

I don't even know
what that means!

Neither do I,
but it happened.

You asked me to do this.

You're the one who wanted
to totally change me.

You wanted me
in this fancy dress,

So what, I'd fit in
with your rich friends

And your fine wines
and your fancy breakfasts

And your stupid,
big, giant...

Oh, you're not gonna
be able to--

Wow, you are really
not tired.

I get a lot of sleep.

Well, I guess we were the couple
who lost it at the party.

I'm just happy
that you're willing

To refer to us
as a couple now.

I'm not.
I'm kidding. Come on.

I'm sorry.

I think I am still intimidated
to be here.

It doesn't matter how many years
I've been away.

The second I get back here,
it's like

I'm the housekeeper's
daughter again.

It just brings out
the worst in me.

I feel really bad
that I ruined

Your wonderful party
for no good reason

For no good reason.

You didn't ruin it.

Honestly, I've never even
had fun at these things.

Maybe if I'd had
you to...

Hang out with after?

Yeah.

I'm asking you to change.

So maybe I need to be open

To changing a little bit
as well.

Maybe I need to learn
to have a little bit of fun.

I love this idea.

In many ways, I prefer it
to me becoming less fun.

What do you say

We head over to fa'ad's
and have a drink?

I would love that.
That'd be a lot of fun.

After all, you sat through
half a slideshow

About the real Emmy Kadubic.

I should go to a party

That shows me
the real Steven Wilde.

You're telling me
there's another half

Of the slideshow
that's all about you?

Man, I want to learn more.

Hey, lights.

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