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(Thunder rumbling)
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(Classical music plays)
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(Speaks in an African language)
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(Squabbling in an African language)
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The Temple, England.
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Horace Rumpole.
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"We are the pilgrims, master.
We must always go a little further."
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This plate's not properly washed up,
Rumpole.
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"Away, for we are ready to a man.
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"Our camels sniff the evening
and are glad.
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"Lead on, O Masters of the Caravan.
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"Lead on,
O Merchant Princes of Baghdad."
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I don't know why you choose the
washing-up. Why can't you dry?
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Washing is more fun.
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Not when you leave bits of gravy
untouched by the mop.
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A bit of yesterday's gravy
never hurt anyone.
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You might be glad of that one day.
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"It may be beyond
the last blue mountain
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"barred with snow.
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"Across that angry
or that glimmering sea."
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I really don't know
what you're talking about.
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There's not much adventure going on
round Gloucester Road, is there?
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Unless you count the thrilling choice
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between wiping the dishes
and sloshing them about
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in plastic-bottled soap suds.
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I think you're getting old
for adventure.
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Do you?
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Do you know where
I've spent the last three weeks?
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In an earth-shaking case
of unpaid VAT
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on plastic egg timers in Sydenham.
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Sydenham.
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- Travels Rumpole east away.
- (Phone rings)
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Not this week.
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Take the cloth.
Help me with the drying-up.
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2045... Hilda Rumpole speaking.
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Just who?
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Justitia.
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(Whispers) Who is she?
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A blind goddess lugging a blooming
great sword and a pair of scales.
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Rumpole speaking.
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Yes, Justitia International.
I know your organisation.
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Who?
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David Mazenze! I remember him.
I taught him in crammer's.
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Who is it, Rumpole?
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Well, I see the occasional reference
in "The Times".
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He's got himself
into a bit of trouble out there, has he?
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Lunch tomorrow?
Yes, of course. Whereabouts?
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The Venezia in Fleet Street.
Certainly. One o'clock?
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Fine. Yes, I'll see you then. Bye.
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What's the matter with you?
You look pleased with yourself.
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But of course. Dodo Mackintosh
is coming to stay next week.
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For two whole days. Isn't that nice?
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Dodo's descending on us.
That makes it even better.
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Makes what better?
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"We take the Golden Road
to Samarkand."
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(Usher) David Mazenze,
prisoner at the Bar. Stand.
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In regard to your application for bail,
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pending your trial for
the wilful murder of Bishop Kareele,
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- this application is refused.
- As I would have expected.
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With regard to your application
for legal representation,
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there are many most experienced
Nerangan counsel available to you.
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How many who are not
in the prime minister's pocket?
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On that application,
judgment is reserved.
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So you can get your instructions
from on high.
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Take him down.
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(Usher) Be upstanding.
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Prime Minister.
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My dear Worthington.
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- This is indeed an honour.
- And for me.
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Neranga, a lump of land
carved out by the British
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who called it New Somerset.
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Ah.
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Capital, Nova Lombaro.
Deeply divided into two tribes,
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the Apu and Matatu,
who hate each other's guts.
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So much so that if an Apu man
marries a Matatu girl,
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both their families throw them out
and they are cursed for ever.
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The sort of thing that goes on in Surrey.
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Yes...
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Well, the prime minister,
Dr Christopher Mabile,
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of the Matatu tribe.
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Warriors and head-hunters
not so long ago.
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He's a Marxist,
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educated by the Jesuit fathers
who sent him to Balliol.
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Got his medical degree in Moscow.
Postgrad in Cuba.
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At independence, he had to have
a token Apu in his cabinet,
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so he made David Mazenze
his Minister of Home Affairs.
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There he is.
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Oh, yes. That's David.
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He looks a lot older than I remember.
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That's to be expected, isn't it?
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Oh, David.
David is one of the more peaceful Apus.
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The British locked him up for 10 years,
but he never bore a grudge.
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Moderate socialist.
Good friend to Justitia.
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Sound on land reform
and contraception.
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Excellent chairman
of the famine programme.
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An absolutely marvellous voice.
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Yeah.
Did he do it, Miss Pinkerton?
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It's a thrilling sort of voice.
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Of course, the Apu people
absolutely worship David.
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But did he do in the dear, old bishop?
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We've had reports
from reliable sources
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that Mabile's got David locked up
in the most ghastly conditions.
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There could have been torture.
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Miss Pinkerton, did our David do it?
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I don't know whether
we've actually asked him that.
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- Hello, Amanda.
- Oh, here's Pam.
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We've had a cable
from Jonathan Mazenze.
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David's younger brother. A tower
of strength. What's it say, Pam?
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"Barrister Rumpole will be allowed
to represent David at trial.
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"Visa being arranged.
Greetings, Jonathan Mazenze."
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We're in luck! Is there
anything else you want to know?
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What do they give a chap for murder
in those parts?
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- It's death, isn't it, Mandy?
- Yes.
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The prime minister
can't wait to hang David.
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You've got to save his life.
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Is that all?
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(Whistles)
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Anything exciting on, Henry?
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Er, afraid not, Mr Rumpole.
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There's a little murder down the Bailey
in a few weeks.
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Mysterious crime
done with a broken Guinness bottle
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in a crowded pub in Kilburn.
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Routine stuff, Henry. Legal spam.
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Inland Revenue. No, thank you.
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I would've thought with your immense
talent as a clerk of Chambers,
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you could have found me
something more exotic.
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Find your own exotica, if you're
not satisfied with my clerking.
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I have done, Henry.
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You shall be receiving a brief
from Justitia International,
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and I am defending
the Minister for Home Affairs
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in the High Court of Neranga.
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- You'll be away from Chambers?
- Yes.
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They shall look for me
in the Inner London Sessions,
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and they will find me gone.
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They will whisper among themselves,
"Travels Rumpole east away."
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You seem very cheerful about it.
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"My camels sniff the evening,"
Dianne, "and are glad."
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She Who Must Be Obeyed's
school chum, Dodo Mackintosh,
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is coming next week.
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What a pity!
I shall miss those jollifications!
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Adventure calls, Henry,
and how can Rumpole resist it?
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- If there's a crisis, send a cable.
- A cable?
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- Or a pigeon.
- Look out, Rumpole.
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Where are you going?
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I take the Golden Road to Samarkand.
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Where are you going? Ha ha!
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(Aeroplane engines whirring)
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Ah, porter.
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(Rumpole) 'How do you do
a case of capital murder?
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'Death,
if you ask the wrong question.
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'Death, if you don't object
to the right bit of evidence.
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'Death round every corner
and every legal argument.
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'Answer -
do it like every other case.
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'Win it, if you can.
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'Win it or else.'
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- Object of visit?
- Justice.
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Open.
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(Rumpole) 'I bet they never had this
on the Golden Road to Samarkand.
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'18 hours hurtling through space
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'in a small, plastic,
cigar-shaped tearoom
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'with nowhere to put your things.
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'A hostile glare from major-general
in charge of customs.
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'Just when you're crying out
for a spot of shuteye.'
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- Your clothing?
- No, my mosquito net.
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My wife bought it
at the Army & Navy store, 1951.
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- Drugs?
- Just my wife's going-away presents.
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Er...
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Foot powder.
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(Speaks in an African language)
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Thank you. Carry on, sir.
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Oh. Oh, allow me, sir.
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Thank you.
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- Horace Rumpole?
- A piece of him.
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I'm arguing in the Mazenze case.
Rupert Taboro.
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Ah, Mr Taboro.
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Looking forward to seeing how you
Old Bailey fellows handle a homicide.
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Oh, thank you.
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Anything you need, anything at all,
just ask for the...
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For Mr Taboro.
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The Attorney-General.
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Oh... Thank you very much indeed.
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Don't mention it, old fellow.
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We learned friends
have got to stick together.
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- (Man) Mr Rumpole?
- Yes.
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Freddy Ruingo, instructing solicitor.
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How do you do?
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- You got through the formalities?
- Yes, surprisingly.
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- Good. I'll take you to the car.
- Thank you.
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- Then we go to the prison.
- Yes.
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Then we have a reception David's wife
and brothers are giving for you.
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You'll meet the leaders
of our Apu People's Party there.
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(Rumpole) Why didn't David Mazenze
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have some big British QC
out here to defend him?
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(Freddy) Our David believes
in the very common man, Mr Rumpole.
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He just wanted an ordinary lawyer,
like yourself.
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- A perfectly lowly fellow.
- Thank you very much.
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Oh, but someone
typical of British justice.
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Quite incorruptible.
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- Not draughty in this car, are you?
- Oh, no.
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A clever Matatu chucked an Asiguy
through the back window.
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They fall out of the trees, those fellows.
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You've come to see David Mazenze?
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Let me introduce Mr Horace Rumpole,
barrister at law,
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Inner Temple, from London.
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Superintendent Akimbu,
Special Branch.
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Superintendent.
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David's held here
at police headquarters.
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Don't want him mixed up
with the plebs.
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Want to visit our dungeons,
Mr Rumpole?
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I heard about them in London.
I would like to see my client, please.
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It's an honour to meet you,
Mr Rumpole.
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- You know Croydon well?
- Er... Croydon? No, not very well.
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I did six months
with your Special Branch in London.
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The Old Baptist Head in Croydon.
Wonderful Draught Bass.
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- Remember me to it.
- Yes.
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This way, please.
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We've got your client
chained to the wall down here.
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You'd better watch out for the rats,
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and the water dripping from the moat.
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Mr Mazenze.
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Gentleman come from London
to see you.
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(Classical music plays)
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Dear old Horace Rumpole!
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What's your tipple? Bordeaux,
if my memory serves me right.
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Freddy.
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Wait till they hear about this
in Wormwood Scrubs.
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I have a few friends
in the French Embassy.
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Yes. Well, your friends
at Justitia International...
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Oh, such good chaps, if not all
that experienced politically.
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They said you'd be chained
to the wall in the Ch๏ฟฝteau d'lf,
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with rising damp and the bread
and water just out of reach.
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Even Dr Death wouldn't dare
do that to me.
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Doctor?
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Le bon docteur, Christophe Mabile.
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The prime minister whose culture is
founded on the Inquisition and the KGB.
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Stirred up with some of the basic
cannibalism of the Matatu tribe!
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Forgive Freddy.
He makes such primitive remarks.
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Tribalism is our curse, however,
as the British class system is yours.
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Yes. What?
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P G Wodehouse.
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00:18:09,420 --> 00:18:12,537
Mmm. I think of England so often.
243
00:18:13,340 --> 00:18:17,618
I long for your Cotswolds, if Dr Death
ever lets me see them again.
244
00:18:19,180 --> 00:18:23,537
If I should die,
think only this of me, Horace.
245
00:18:23,700 --> 00:18:26,658
There is some corner
of a Nerangan jail
246
00:18:26,820 --> 00:18:29,095
that is for ever
Moreton-in-the-Marsh.
247
00:18:30,660 --> 00:18:33,493
(Rumpole) 'I never saw a man
facing a death sentence
248
00:18:33,660 --> 00:18:36,015
'so confoundedly cheerful.
249
00:18:36,180 --> 00:18:40,492
'What can it be? The certainty
of innocence... or the wine? '
250
00:18:42,260 --> 00:18:45,013
Right, now, the dead man,
Bishop Kareele.
251
00:18:45,180 --> 00:18:48,490
A troublemaker,
as only an African bishop can be.
252
00:18:48,660 --> 00:18:52,573
He wanted the prime minister's job.
He wanted my job.
253
00:18:53,780 --> 00:18:55,293
He always caused trouble
254
00:18:55,460 --> 00:18:58,054
between the Apu
and the Matatu people.
255
00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:01,690
I told you, tribal hatred
is the curse of our politics.
256
00:19:01,860 --> 00:19:04,533
Well, the evidence says
you threatened him.
257
00:19:04,700 --> 00:19:08,454
You quarrelled outside
the Parliament and said, "I'll kill you."
258
00:19:09,420 --> 00:19:13,174
All right, I quarrelled with the man.
He quarrelled with everyone.
259
00:19:14,260 --> 00:19:18,776
Now, his death is set at 9:30pm
on 8th March.
260
00:19:18,940 --> 00:19:22,774
Now, that's when the shots were heard.
Where were you then?
261
00:19:22,940 --> 00:19:25,579
- Does it matter?
- Of course it matters.
262
00:19:26,340 --> 00:19:29,138
I had a speech to make the next day.
263
00:19:29,300 --> 00:19:33,532
An important statement of policy
at our Apu People's Congress.
264
00:19:33,700 --> 00:19:37,534
So I went out in my car to drive around
and think about it.
265
00:19:37,700 --> 00:19:42,569
- What time did you go out?
- I said in my statement, about 8:30.
266
00:19:42,740 --> 00:19:46,016
- What time did you get back?
- After 11:00.
267
00:19:46,180 --> 00:19:49,331
My wife made some coffee
and we listened to music.
268
00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:53,288
I always like to listen to music
for half an hour before turning in.
269
00:19:54,580 --> 00:19:56,810
- Well, what was the speech?
- Hmm?
270
00:19:56,980 --> 00:19:59,540
What were you going to say?
271
00:19:59,700 --> 00:20:01,736
It was a plea for friendship
272
00:20:01,900 --> 00:20:04,619
between the Apu
and the Matatu people.
273
00:20:04,780 --> 00:20:08,898
That we shall all work together
for the good of Neranga.
274
00:20:09,060 --> 00:20:10,812
Did you ever make it?
275
00:20:10,980 --> 00:20:14,416
Huh! How could I? I was arrested.
276
00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:15,569
Ah, yes.
277
00:20:18,020 --> 00:20:20,932
Well, how does it look to you?
278
00:20:21,100 --> 00:20:23,773
Cases of identification are always tricky,
279
00:20:23,940 --> 00:20:26,977
and I have known healthier alibis.
280
00:20:27,140 --> 00:20:30,530
You won't win this one on alibis,
Horace.
281
00:20:30,700 --> 00:20:32,656
You want to know what to rely on?
282
00:20:32,820 --> 00:20:35,573
I'd welcome...
I'd welcome suggestions.
283
00:20:36,300 --> 00:20:40,657
The common law of England -
the presumption of innocence.
284
00:20:40,820 --> 00:20:42,572
You know what you told me.
285
00:20:42,740 --> 00:20:47,256
"The golden thread which runs through
the history of the law."
286
00:20:48,140 --> 00:20:49,892
I like that phrase so very much.
287
00:20:50,060 --> 00:20:53,609
You have a remarkable memory
for those things I told you.
288
00:20:53,780 --> 00:20:56,613
A man is innocent
until he's proved guilty.
289
00:20:56,780 --> 00:20:59,089
Better that ten guilty men
should go free
290
00:20:59,260 --> 00:21:01,854
than one who is not guilty
should be convicted.
291
00:21:02,020 --> 00:21:04,056
For to convict the innocent is...
292
00:21:04,220 --> 00:21:07,178
(Both) To spit in the face of justice.
293
00:21:09,060 --> 00:21:13,576
Do you still use that one in your speech
to the jury at the old London Sessions?
294
00:21:13,740 --> 00:21:15,856
Well, I'm afraid I do from time to time.
295
00:21:16,020 --> 00:21:18,932
After all, a jury in Neranga
can't be that different.
296
00:21:19,100 --> 00:21:20,089
Mr Rumpole...
297
00:21:20,260 --> 00:21:21,932
Members of the Jury,
298
00:21:22,100 --> 00:21:26,855
the evidence in this case
calls for guesswork.
299
00:21:27,020 --> 00:21:30,979
Now, you may use guesswork
to pick the winner of the Derby.
300
00:21:31,140 --> 00:21:37,659
But it is no way to bring in a verdict
on a capital charge of murder.
301
00:21:37,820 --> 00:21:40,209
Steady on, Mr Rumpole.
We have no jury.
302
00:21:41,620 --> 00:21:42,973
No jury?
303
00:21:43,140 --> 00:21:45,779
You British abolished juries
in murder cases
304
00:21:45,940 --> 00:21:48,249
when Neranga was still New Somerset.
305
00:21:48,420 --> 00:21:50,058
We did that?
306
00:21:50,220 --> 00:21:54,771
I must say, Dr Death followed
your example quite enthusiastically.
307
00:21:55,860 --> 00:22:00,331
- No jury. What about the judge?
- Oh, Worthington Banzana.
308
00:22:00,500 --> 00:22:02,570
You remember that old fellow?
309
00:22:02,740 --> 00:22:06,255
What did you say he ordered
for tea after death sentences?
310
00:22:06,420 --> 00:22:08,934
Muffins. You mean Justice Twyburn?
311
00:22:09,100 --> 00:22:10,169
Exactly.
312
00:22:10,340 --> 00:22:13,059
Our Chief Justice
is like your Justice Twyburn.
313
00:22:13,220 --> 00:22:14,573
Only Black, eh, Freddy?
314
00:22:14,740 --> 00:22:17,300
He is Dr Death's chicken.
315
00:22:17,460 --> 00:22:20,372
He will run for him,
wherever he wants him to go.
316
00:22:25,740 --> 00:22:29,255
(AIl) # For he's a jolly good fellow
317
00:22:29,420 --> 00:22:31,888
# For he's a jolly
good fellow
318
00:22:32,060 --> 00:22:37,009
# For he's a jolly good fellow
319
00:22:37,180 --> 00:22:40,013
# And so say all of us #
320
00:22:40,180 --> 00:22:42,057
(AIl) Hurray!
321
00:22:42,220 --> 00:22:44,688
- Mr Rumpole!
- Freddy.
322
00:22:44,860 --> 00:22:48,170
- Beer? 7UP? Scotch on the rocks?
- Oh, beer, please.
323
00:22:49,340 --> 00:22:52,696
Let me introduce Grace Mazenze,
David's wife.
324
00:22:52,860 --> 00:22:53,815
Mrs Mazenze.
325
00:22:53,980 --> 00:22:58,496
- It is good of you to come here.
- Nice of you to ask me, as they say.
326
00:22:58,660 --> 00:23:00,412
To save David, I mean.
327
00:23:00,580 --> 00:23:04,050
Ah, yes.
I can't promise that, you know.
328
00:23:04,220 --> 00:23:06,495
He remembers you so well.
329
00:23:06,660 --> 00:23:09,618
He has often talked about you
if things went wrong.
330
00:23:09,780 --> 00:23:11,736
He has so much faith in you.
331
00:23:12,740 --> 00:23:15,777
Yes, well, I'll do everything I can.
I promise you.
332
00:23:15,940 --> 00:23:19,933
In the end, a barrister's not much better
than his case.
333
00:23:20,100 --> 00:23:22,489
He can't make bricks without straw.
334
00:23:22,660 --> 00:23:24,810
I don't understand.
335
00:23:24,980 --> 00:23:27,414
Well, we could do with a bit of evidence.
336
00:23:27,580 --> 00:23:31,095
Don't you worry, Grace.
No one can harm David.
337
00:23:31,260 --> 00:23:35,811
David's one of the immortals.
Jonathan Mazenze, the little brother.
338
00:23:35,980 --> 00:23:37,015
Little John, hey?
339
00:23:39,020 --> 00:23:41,818
- Mr Rumpole.
- Oh, thank you, Freddy.
340
00:23:41,980 --> 00:23:44,778
Was my big brother
delighted to see you?
341
00:23:44,940 --> 00:23:49,456
His old hero from his student days.
He said you used to tease the judges.
342
00:23:49,620 --> 00:23:52,578
He said you used
to pull their legs unmercifully.
343
00:23:52,740 --> 00:23:55,254
One or two judicial legs, I suppose, yes.
344
00:23:55,420 --> 00:23:58,730
That you always dropped cigar ash
down your stomach.
345
00:23:58,900 --> 00:24:00,618
Yes. He would remember that.
346
00:24:00,780 --> 00:24:02,452
- Excuse me.
- Yes.
347
00:24:05,260 --> 00:24:08,889
What did you tell Grace
we needed to win the case for David?
348
00:24:09,060 --> 00:24:13,258
- A witness wouldn't come amiss.
- What sort of witnesses, exactly?
349
00:24:13,420 --> 00:24:16,093
Someone who saw David
on the night of the murder.
350
00:24:16,260 --> 00:24:18,216
He said he was just driving around.
351
00:24:18,380 --> 00:24:22,976
You want some fellows who saw him?
Well, I think I can arrange that.
352
00:24:23,140 --> 00:24:27,611
- How many fellows? Half a dozen?
- No. You can't arrange it.
353
00:24:27,780 --> 00:24:30,658
I want a witness
who will stand up and tell the truth.
354
00:24:32,300 --> 00:24:35,258
How very British you are,
Mr Horace Rumpole.
355
00:24:35,420 --> 00:24:37,695
That's one of the reasons
why I'm here.
356
00:24:37,860 --> 00:24:41,978
I'm here as a representative
of British justice.
357
00:24:42,140 --> 00:24:45,212
David doesn't need all that humbug.
358
00:24:45,380 --> 00:24:48,338
David needs the anger
of the Apu people.
359
00:24:48,500 --> 00:24:51,014
If David is found guilty,
360
00:24:51,180 --> 00:24:54,616
there are 10,000 Apu with their guns,
hidden in the bush,
361
00:24:54,780 --> 00:24:57,374
who will rescue him in one hour.
362
00:24:57,540 --> 00:25:01,738
That's how we win this case,
don't you worry, my dear old barrister.
363
00:25:01,900 --> 00:25:04,812
I prefer to rely on the way
we do it down the Old Bailey.
364
00:25:04,980 --> 00:25:09,610
Dr Death's gone too far this time.
The Apu people are on the move.
365
00:25:11,380 --> 00:25:14,053
I must be on the move too.
Which way is the gents?
366
00:25:39,860 --> 00:25:43,011
(Speaks in an African language)
367
00:25:48,420 --> 00:25:49,853
(Laughter)
368
00:25:51,220 --> 00:25:53,176
(Speaks in an African language)
369
00:26:07,420 --> 00:26:10,571
(AIl) Apu! Apu! Apu!
370
00:26:10,740 --> 00:26:13,857
Apu! Apu!
Apu! Apu!
371
00:26:15,100 --> 00:26:20,379
What's this, a party political broadcast
on behalf of the Apu People's Party?
372
00:26:20,540 --> 00:26:23,418
Apu! Apu! Apu!
373
00:26:23,580 --> 00:26:29,735
Could I have a call tomorrow morning,
please, at six o'clock, room 51?
374
00:26:29,900 --> 00:26:32,858
And some coffee
and a copy of "The Times"...
375
00:26:33,020 --> 00:26:34,612
Oh, no. Never mind.
376
00:26:34,780 --> 00:26:36,133
Rumpole.
377
00:26:38,260 --> 00:26:41,457
Rum... pole.
378
00:26:42,060 --> 00:26:45,018
(Indistinct Chatter)
379
00:26:46,340 --> 00:26:49,218
Ah, Mr Rumbold, I presume.
380
00:26:50,260 --> 00:26:52,410
- Rumpole.
- All hail. All hail.
381
00:26:52,580 --> 00:26:55,333
I've been having dinner
with Mr and Mrs Singapore.
382
00:26:55,500 --> 00:26:59,698
We all call ourselves after our
countries, as diplomats, don't we?
383
00:26:59,860 --> 00:27:02,693
I'm known as old Mr Old England.
384
00:27:02,860 --> 00:27:06,489
Sir Arthur Remnant, British
High Commissioner. How do you do?
385
00:27:06,660 --> 00:27:10,619
Now, Mrs Singapore,
this is our notable British barrister.
386
00:27:10,780 --> 00:27:12,850
- Do remind me again.
- Rumpole.
387
00:27:13,020 --> 00:27:16,296
Come and have dinner one evening
at the High Commission.
388
00:27:16,460 --> 00:27:20,612
Our problem is that the cook
is so terribly anglophile,
389
00:27:20,780 --> 00:27:22,816
everything tastes of Bisto.
390
00:27:24,060 --> 00:27:28,497
I say, it must be very exciting for you
doing a murder trial out here.
391
00:27:28,660 --> 00:27:30,616
- Topping.
- Oh, ripping!
392
00:27:30,780 --> 00:27:34,216
No, I meant topping - swinging.
393
00:27:34,380 --> 00:27:36,132
We're very Victorian here.
394
00:27:36,300 --> 00:27:39,258
It's all Baptist chapels, plum jam
and the death penalty.
395
00:27:39,420 --> 00:27:44,210
The blackcap does add
a little zest to a murder trial.
396
00:27:44,380 --> 00:27:47,019
I don't imagine
my client wouldn't think so.
397
00:27:47,180 --> 00:27:50,456
No. No, I suppose not.
398
00:27:50,620 --> 00:27:53,817
I was amazed you got permission
to come here.
399
00:27:53,980 --> 00:27:54,935
Oh?
400
00:27:55,100 --> 00:27:59,013
Christopher Mabile must have something
up his sleeve. Brilliant politician.
401
00:27:59,180 --> 00:28:01,933
We could do with him
in the Commonwealth relations.
402
00:28:02,100 --> 00:28:04,250
Anyway, welcome Rumbelow.
403
00:28:04,420 --> 00:28:06,729
We'll throw a little cocktail for you.
404
00:28:06,900 --> 00:28:09,175
Come, Mrs Singapore.
405
00:28:09,340 --> 00:28:11,012
The thing is...
406
00:28:12,540 --> 00:28:14,770
How fearfully topping!
407
00:28:19,060 --> 00:28:23,178
(Crowd hollers) Rumpole! Rumpole!
408
00:28:30,460 --> 00:28:32,416
(AIl) Rumpole!
409
00:28:41,740 --> 00:28:44,459
Welcome, Mr Horace Rumpole.
410
00:28:45,740 --> 00:28:48,493
(AIl) Rumpole! Rumpole! Rumpole!
411
00:28:48,660 --> 00:28:53,415
Rumpole! Rumpole! Rumpole!
Rumpole! Rumpole! Rumpole!
412
00:28:55,620 --> 00:28:58,657
Oh, dear. Fresh collar, I think.
413
00:29:01,700 --> 00:29:04,089
Oh, damn and blast it!
414
00:29:05,100 --> 00:29:08,376
Where do I get hold of a collar stud
in the jungle?
415
00:29:10,100 --> 00:29:12,295
Here you are, my learned friend.
416
00:29:12,460 --> 00:29:16,897
I had a gross of these little chaps
flown in from Harrods. Be my guest.
417
00:29:17,060 --> 00:29:19,096
That's civil of you. Thank you.
418
00:29:19,260 --> 00:29:22,730
Merely in accord
with the best traditions of the Bar.
419
00:29:22,900 --> 00:29:25,653
I see young Jonathan Mazenze
420
00:29:25,820 --> 00:29:28,937
had his friends from Rent-An-Apu
out there to greet you.
421
00:29:29,100 --> 00:29:32,058
Oh, yes. It was very encouraging,
I must say,
422
00:29:32,220 --> 00:29:35,212
to see the people cheering
on my victory.
423
00:29:35,380 --> 00:29:37,257
- Your victory?
- Mmm.
424
00:29:37,420 --> 00:29:40,378
Do you really think
that's what they want?
425
00:29:49,140 --> 00:29:51,779
- Are you Magnus Nagoma?
- I am.
426
00:29:51,940 --> 00:29:53,896
You are in government service?
427
00:29:54,060 --> 00:29:58,053
Permanent private secretary
to the Minister for Home Affairs.
428
00:29:58,220 --> 00:30:01,530
- And the defendant is your boss?
- He is, yes.
429
00:30:01,700 --> 00:30:03,179
"He's my boss."
430
00:30:03,340 --> 00:30:06,776
Mr Nagoma,
do you remember a day last July
431
00:30:06,940 --> 00:30:10,455
when you went to meet your boss
outside the parliament building?
432
00:30:10,620 --> 00:30:14,215
I do, yes.
He was there with Bishop Kareele.
433
00:30:14,380 --> 00:30:17,053
- They were having an argument.
- Mmm.
434
00:30:17,220 --> 00:30:20,337
- A heated argument?
- Oh, please, don't lead.
435
00:30:20,500 --> 00:30:22,616
I hear my learned friend's objection.
436
00:30:22,780 --> 00:30:25,374
I'm afraid I didn't, I must confess.
437
00:30:25,540 --> 00:30:29,658
Mr Rumpole, is it no longer customary
in England to stand on your hind legs
438
00:30:29,820 --> 00:30:31,572
to make an objection?
439
00:30:31,740 --> 00:30:34,208
I would like to object
to a leading question.
440
00:30:34,380 --> 00:30:37,929
- It was a very heated argument.
- Too late, Mr Rumpole.
441
00:30:38,820 --> 00:30:40,776
(Rumpole) 'What have I got here?
442
00:30:40,940 --> 00:30:44,376
'A Black Judge Bullingham,
but quicker off the mark? '
443
00:30:44,540 --> 00:30:47,498
Did the defendant say anything
to the bishop?
444
00:30:50,340 --> 00:30:54,333
Yes. He said, "I will kill you."
445
00:30:54,500 --> 00:30:57,617
The words were, "I will kill you."
446
00:30:57,780 --> 00:31:00,453
(Mutters) Freddy, when I cross-examine,
447
00:31:00,620 --> 00:31:03,930
would you remind me
this man is a Matatu?
448
00:31:04,100 --> 00:31:07,456
Mr Rumpole, rise,
if you have something to say.
449
00:31:07,620 --> 00:31:09,133
I have nothing to say.
450
00:31:09,300 --> 00:31:12,258
It's customary to remain silent
when seated.
451
00:31:12,420 --> 00:31:14,376
Did not your old master teach you?
452
00:31:14,540 --> 00:31:16,610
Was he not C H Wystan
of the Inner Temple?
453
00:31:17,940 --> 00:31:20,215
(Rumpole) 'My sainted father-in-law.
454
00:31:20,380 --> 00:31:25,135
'Has this bird an encyclopaedic
knowledge of British barristers? '
455
00:31:26,500 --> 00:31:28,730
Thank you, Mr Nagoma.
456
00:31:28,900 --> 00:31:30,538
Mr Nagoma...
457
00:31:30,700 --> 00:31:33,737
(Mutters) This man is a Matatu.
He is hostile to David.
458
00:31:33,900 --> 00:31:37,097
If you interrupt my cross-examination,
I'll kill you.
459
00:31:37,260 --> 00:31:39,376
(Laughter)
460
00:31:39,540 --> 00:31:42,771
(Usher) Silence! Silence!
461
00:31:42,940 --> 00:31:45,500
Mr Rumpole, there is no jury here.
462
00:31:45,660 --> 00:31:47,730
We abolished that great institution.
463
00:31:47,900 --> 00:31:52,018
That was a jury trick. It was not
worthy of a pupil of Mr C H Wystan.
464
00:31:52,180 --> 00:31:56,332
It was not a trick, My Lord. I am about
to put the question to the witness.
465
00:31:56,500 --> 00:31:59,731
Put it, then, Mr Rumpole,
without play-acting, please.
466
00:32:01,420 --> 00:32:03,650
Were not the words
addressed to the bishop
467
00:32:03,820 --> 00:32:08,814
used in the way I just used them,
as a piece of meaningless abuse?
468
00:32:08,980 --> 00:32:12,575
- Oh, I don't know that.
- Oh, do you not?
469
00:32:12,740 --> 00:32:16,415
Do you not know what my client
and the bishop were arguing about?
470
00:32:16,580 --> 00:32:22,018
The freedom of religious instruction
in Schools Enabling Bill.
471
00:32:22,180 --> 00:32:26,492
It was obvious that the bishop was
putting up what is called a filibuster.
472
00:32:26,660 --> 00:32:28,935
Arguing for hours to delay matters.
473
00:32:29,740 --> 00:32:33,335
I'm sure that is a process
well known to my learned friend.
474
00:32:33,500 --> 00:32:34,455
(Laughter)
475
00:32:34,620 --> 00:32:36,895
- Oh, very brilliant.
- Sorry, Horace.
476
00:32:37,060 --> 00:32:42,373
Was it not a moment of irritation
at some unparliamentary behaviour?
477
00:32:42,540 --> 00:32:45,976
The witness was outside the building.
How can he answer?
478
00:32:46,140 --> 00:32:50,497
Well, he can answer this, My Lord.
Was it meant seriously?
479
00:32:50,660 --> 00:32:53,618
I don't know, quite honestly.
480
00:32:53,780 --> 00:32:56,089
No. Thank you, Mr Nagoma.
481
00:32:56,940 --> 00:32:58,498
No further questions.
482
00:32:59,860 --> 00:33:03,409
(Rumpole) 'Oh, I never thought
the Golden Road to Samarkand
483
00:33:03,580 --> 00:33:06,219
'would prove such bloody hard going.'
484
00:33:09,820 --> 00:33:11,333
Mr Rumpole in?
485
00:33:11,500 --> 00:33:15,539
He slipped out for a moment to Central
Africa. You wanted to see him?
486
00:33:15,700 --> 00:33:19,579
Fixed this little murder of his
down the Bailey. 29th of the month.
487
00:33:19,740 --> 00:33:22,698
I'll get him back for you by then.
488
00:33:26,140 --> 00:33:29,576
Er, Central Africa?
What's Mr Rumpole gone there for?
489
00:33:29,740 --> 00:33:32,413
I rather gather
his wife's got a visitor at home.
490
00:33:32,580 --> 00:33:36,050
Oh, well, then. That explains it.
491
00:33:36,220 --> 00:33:39,895
Well, Dianne. We have to get
Mr Rumpole back for the 29th.
492
00:33:40,060 --> 00:33:43,336
We can't have him there for ever,
sunning himself.
493
00:33:43,500 --> 00:33:45,456
What did he say, send him a cable?
494
00:33:45,620 --> 00:33:50,740
Er... If Rumpole's still away,
and you're in a bit of a hole,
495
00:33:50,900 --> 00:33:53,016
I think I'm free on the 29th.
496
00:33:53,180 --> 00:33:55,455
Not free for murder, Mr Hoskins.
497
00:33:55,620 --> 00:33:57,895
You're free
for landlord and contract.
498
00:33:58,060 --> 00:33:59,971
Now, Dianne, the cable.
499
00:34:00,140 --> 00:34:03,337
(Rumpole)
The Reverend Kenneth Cuazango.
500
00:34:03,500 --> 00:34:05,616
You say
that when you heard the shots,
501
00:34:05,780 --> 00:34:08,248
you jumped
and ran with your head down?
502
00:34:08,420 --> 00:34:09,899
Yes.
503
00:34:10,060 --> 00:34:14,815
- So you did not see the attacker?
- No, I told you, sir,
504
00:34:14,980 --> 00:34:17,699
I had seen him
through the windscreen.
505
00:34:17,860 --> 00:34:19,816
Through the windscreen?
506
00:34:19,980 --> 00:34:22,778
When you reached home...
Which was a run of how far?
507
00:34:23,460 --> 00:34:25,337
It's about three miles. Not far.
508
00:34:25,500 --> 00:34:28,219
- Did you ring the police?
- Almost immediately.
509
00:34:28,380 --> 00:34:31,053
What was the first thing you did
when you got home?
510
00:34:31,220 --> 00:34:35,293
I changed my clothes.
I was soaked to the skin.
511
00:34:35,460 --> 00:34:39,976
Yes, exactly.
I have here a meteorological report.
512
00:34:40,140 --> 00:34:43,291
There was heavy rain
on the night of the 8th March
513
00:34:43,460 --> 00:34:45,416
between the hours of 9:00 and 11:00.
514
00:34:46,180 --> 00:34:50,139
- Didn't I say that?
- No, sorry, Reverend. You did not.
515
00:34:50,300 --> 00:34:54,498
When it rains in Neranga,
it's no April shower. It's a cataract.
516
00:34:54,660 --> 00:34:57,857
- They call it Noah's Flood.
- Why not?
517
00:34:58,020 --> 00:35:00,898
The windscreen
must have been streaming with water.
518
00:35:01,060 --> 00:35:03,654
You could not have identified
my client.
519
00:35:05,100 --> 00:35:08,217
- Could you identify him?
- I'm sure I could.
520
00:35:09,220 --> 00:35:13,532
"I'm sure I could."
You see, Mr Rumpole?
521
00:35:14,500 --> 00:35:18,971
Yes, My Lord, I see, but I am quite sure
the witness could not.
522
00:35:20,820 --> 00:35:23,254
Isn't that the fact which I shall decide?
523
00:35:24,580 --> 00:35:27,492
That judge, he wants to hang David.
524
00:35:29,140 --> 00:35:31,335
You said you needed evidence.
525
00:35:31,500 --> 00:35:33,695
- Yes.
- A witness.
526
00:35:33,860 --> 00:35:38,331
Ah! Your brother-in-law has already
offered me some, thank you.
527
00:35:38,500 --> 00:35:40,252
Jonathan! Huh!
528
00:35:40,420 --> 00:35:43,730
He wants to make
an Apu martyr of David.
529
00:35:43,900 --> 00:35:46,698
I want my David alive, though.
530
00:35:46,860 --> 00:35:49,454
You sure I can't get you something?
A drink?
531
00:35:49,620 --> 00:35:50,814
Nothing, thank you.
532
00:35:52,420 --> 00:35:56,652
I have a witness for you.
One who tells the truth.
533
00:35:56,820 --> 00:36:00,859
- The best sort.
- Only one thing is wrong.
534
00:36:01,020 --> 00:36:03,818
David would not allow
this witness to come for him.
535
00:36:03,980 --> 00:36:05,811
If he knew, he would forbid it.
536
00:36:05,980 --> 00:36:07,732
But why ever?
537
00:36:11,100 --> 00:36:13,295
This is a person of the Matatu people.
538
00:36:14,860 --> 00:36:17,658
David would never agree
to such a witness.
539
00:36:17,820 --> 00:36:20,573
It's the evidence that matters
for heaven's sake,
540
00:36:20,740 --> 00:36:22,492
not the family background!
541
00:36:22,660 --> 00:36:25,413
You may know very much law,
Mr Rumpole,
542
00:36:25,580 --> 00:36:28,890
but you do not understand our country.
543
00:36:29,060 --> 00:36:34,771
Also, I am afraid. David would
not want this witness for my sake.
544
00:36:34,940 --> 00:36:37,090
For your sake?
545
00:36:37,260 --> 00:36:41,492
This is something David
tried to keep a secret from me.
546
00:36:41,660 --> 00:36:45,335
Too late now for secrets. I think so.
547
00:36:47,380 --> 00:36:48,938
(Classical music plays)
548
00:36:49,100 --> 00:36:51,250
Don't look so down in the dumps.
549
00:36:52,700 --> 00:36:55,817
Apart from the fact
we are without the benefit of a jury,
550
00:36:55,980 --> 00:36:59,290
surely you must have noticed
the judge is against us.
551
00:36:59,460 --> 00:37:04,011
A member of the Matatu tribe and
the prime minister's little chicken,
552
00:37:04,180 --> 00:37:07,138
why shouldn't he
be against an Apu leader?
553
00:37:07,300 --> 00:37:09,291
Everything is going as expected.
554
00:37:09,460 --> 00:37:12,816
- We've got to win this case.
- Don't worry, old fellow.
555
00:37:12,980 --> 00:37:16,495
- You are doing exactly what is needed.
- Yes? What's that?
556
00:37:16,660 --> 00:37:21,017
Upholding the best traditions
of British justice for the foreign press.
557
00:37:21,180 --> 00:37:26,095
When we lose, they will know this
Dr Death has no respect for the law.
558
00:37:26,260 --> 00:37:29,138
So our revolution
will be perfectly justified.
559
00:37:30,380 --> 00:37:31,779
Your revolution?
560
00:37:31,940 --> 00:37:35,774
Yes. Our boys in the bush, Horace.
561
00:37:35,940 --> 00:37:39,489
They will attack
on the day I'm convicted.
562
00:37:39,660 --> 00:37:43,699
No sentence will ever be carried out
on David Mazenze.
563
00:37:44,860 --> 00:37:47,738
Now, then, does that take
the weight off your mind?
564
00:37:47,900 --> 00:37:51,336
Not really. Do you mean I was
brought out here to lose this case?
565
00:37:51,500 --> 00:37:56,051
No. You were brought out here to make
your speech on the golden thread.
566
00:37:56,220 --> 00:37:57,209
Then lose?
567
00:37:57,380 --> 00:38:01,896
It will be Dr Death who loses
in the end and the judge.
568
00:38:02,060 --> 00:38:05,769
Some of our boys in the bush
are likely to pass a motion of censure
569
00:38:05,940 --> 00:38:08,852
on the old Chief Justice Banzana.
570
00:38:10,060 --> 00:38:13,609
So I was brought out here to lose.
571
00:38:13,780 --> 00:38:14,735
(Music stops)
572
00:38:14,900 --> 00:38:18,529
No wonder you didn't want
an important QC to defend you.
573
00:38:18,700 --> 00:38:22,488
Old Horace Rumpole is good enough
to utter a few legal platitudes,
574
00:38:22,660 --> 00:38:25,732
and then accept defeat gracefully.
Is that it?
575
00:38:25,900 --> 00:38:30,371
- Well, let me tell you something.
- Tell me what, Horace?
576
00:38:32,060 --> 00:38:34,016
No, it doesn't matter now.
577
00:38:34,660 --> 00:38:38,414
You know what the golden thread is
that runs through British justice?
578
00:38:38,580 --> 00:38:40,616
Yes, Horace, I know.
579
00:38:40,780 --> 00:38:43,613
Well, let me tell you another one.
580
00:38:43,780 --> 00:38:49,013
Horace Rumpole considers every case
to be winnable until it is lost.
581
00:38:49,180 --> 00:38:51,899
He doesn't know
any other way to fight them.
582
00:38:52,060 --> 00:38:54,449
You can tell that
to your boys in the bush.
583
00:38:54,620 --> 00:38:56,178
Horace!
584
00:38:57,380 --> 00:38:58,733
Ah.
585
00:39:02,300 --> 00:39:04,894
Thank you for coming to see me.
586
00:39:05,060 --> 00:39:07,699
I really do appreciate all your efforts.
587
00:39:09,820 --> 00:39:10,889
Yeah.
588
00:39:18,340 --> 00:39:21,093
- Ah, Mr Taboro.
- Oh, my learned friend.
589
00:39:21,260 --> 00:39:25,538
His Lordship is giving you
a bit of a bullyragging.
590
00:39:25,700 --> 00:39:30,615
Yes. Under British law, I should
serve you with an alibi notice.
591
00:39:30,780 --> 00:39:32,532
Under our law too.
592
00:39:32,700 --> 00:39:34,850
If I show you a statement,
593
00:39:35,020 --> 00:39:38,330
would you object to me
calling a new witness?
594
00:39:42,700 --> 00:39:48,616
I shall raise no objection at all to this
witness being called at short notice.
595
00:39:48,780 --> 00:39:50,975
See you in court, old fellow.
596
00:39:52,980 --> 00:39:57,451
- Mr Rumpole?
- Yes, My Lord?
597
00:39:57,620 --> 00:39:59,975
Will you be calling evidence?
598
00:40:00,140 --> 00:40:03,098
My Lord, I will call Mabel Mazenze.
599
00:40:03,260 --> 00:40:04,659
- No!
(Usher) Silence!
600
00:40:04,820 --> 00:40:07,857
I object! I will not have this witness!
601
00:40:08,020 --> 00:40:08,975
I object!
602
00:40:12,540 --> 00:40:14,815
Be silent
or I will have you taken below
603
00:40:14,980 --> 00:40:17,540
and the trial will continue
in your absence.
604
00:40:18,660 --> 00:40:20,651
Call your witness, Mr Rumpole.
605
00:40:20,820 --> 00:40:22,776
(Usher) Call Mabel Mazenze.
606
00:40:28,500 --> 00:40:31,890
A note from our client.
He is not very pleased with you.
607
00:40:33,060 --> 00:40:35,494
Another golden rule of British justice.
608
00:40:35,660 --> 00:40:39,369
No one speaks to Rumpole
when he's on his feet.
609
00:40:41,180 --> 00:40:42,693
You are Mabel Mazenze?
610
00:40:42,860 --> 00:40:43,849
Yes.
611
00:40:45,500 --> 00:40:47,855
And are you a lady
of the Matatu people?
612
00:40:48,020 --> 00:40:50,739
Is she a Matatu woman,
is that what you mean?
613
00:40:50,900 --> 00:40:54,336
I was trying to put it
a little more elegantly, My Lord.
614
00:40:54,500 --> 00:40:56,809
Don't mind eloquence.
You Matatu woman?
615
00:40:56,980 --> 00:40:59,096
Yes, sir.
616
00:40:59,260 --> 00:41:01,330
And are you married
to David Mazenze?
617
00:41:01,500 --> 00:41:02,649
(People gasp)
618
00:41:02,820 --> 00:41:07,689
(Judge) The officer has told us
your client's wife is Grace Mazenze.
619
00:41:07,860 --> 00:41:11,216
(Rumpole) Did he also go through
a ceremony of marriage with you,
620
00:41:11,380 --> 00:41:13,211
according to the tribal customs
621
00:41:13,380 --> 00:41:17,373
of the Matatu people
on 8th March, 1979?
622
00:41:17,540 --> 00:41:21,897
Yes, he did.
David and I did. We kept it secret.
623
00:41:22,060 --> 00:41:25,211
Both our people would make
us mischief, if they knew.
624
00:41:25,380 --> 00:41:28,099
And David having
a wife of his own people also.
625
00:41:29,300 --> 00:41:34,010
The 8th March this year
was an anniversary of that ceremony.
626
00:41:34,180 --> 00:41:37,217
Where did David Mazenze
spend that night?
627
00:41:37,380 --> 00:41:39,098
With me.
628
00:41:39,260 --> 00:41:43,333
Where was he between nine and eleven
o'clock on that rainy evening?
629
00:41:43,500 --> 00:41:47,288
In my... In our house
here in Nova Lombaro.
630
00:41:47,460 --> 00:41:49,416
He was with me from before 9:00.
631
00:41:49,580 --> 00:41:53,858
- And when did he leave?
- About quarter past eleven.
632
00:41:54,020 --> 00:41:56,250
He went to sleep in his bed at home
with Grace
633
00:41:56,420 --> 00:41:58,376
as he had a big speech the next day.
634
00:41:58,540 --> 00:42:01,373
He thought with me he would not do
so much sleeping.
635
00:42:01,540 --> 00:42:03,610
(Laughter)
(Usher) Silence!
636
00:42:05,180 --> 00:42:09,458
Has it been difficult for you to come
forward and give evidence in this case?
637
00:42:09,620 --> 00:42:12,088
I think my family
will never see me again
638
00:42:12,260 --> 00:42:14,490
when they know what I did
with an Apu man.
639
00:42:14,660 --> 00:42:17,777
Then why have you come
to give evidence?
640
00:42:18,940 --> 00:42:22,057
Only because I know David
cannot have killed the old man.
641
00:42:22,220 --> 00:42:26,099
Only because of that.
And to save his life.
642
00:42:27,420 --> 00:42:31,299
Yes. Thank you, Mrs Mazenze.
643
00:42:35,260 --> 00:42:38,650
Mr Taboro, you wish
to cross-examine this witness?
644
00:42:38,820 --> 00:42:41,618
No, My Lord.
645
00:42:41,780 --> 00:42:43,736
Perhaps my learned friend can help.
646
00:42:43,900 --> 00:42:48,496
Does that mean that the prosecution
accepts this witness's evidence?
647
00:42:48,660 --> 00:42:52,335
It simply means that we have
no questions we wish to put.
648
00:42:52,500 --> 00:42:54,456
Really? I must insist.
649
00:42:54,620 --> 00:42:59,136
No good insisting, Mr Rumpole.
The end will be a matter entirely for me.
650
00:43:01,180 --> 00:43:03,136
If Your Lordship pleases.
651
00:43:14,180 --> 00:43:16,410
- A cable for Mr Rumpole.
- Cable?
652
00:43:19,180 --> 00:43:21,535
If I might say,
653
00:43:21,700 --> 00:43:26,649
it is not a matter entirely
for Your Lordship,
654
00:43:26,820 --> 00:43:30,130
but a matter for our common law.
655
00:43:31,580 --> 00:43:34,538
When London is nothing more
than a memory,
656
00:43:34,700 --> 00:43:39,251
and the Old Bailey has sunk back
into the primeval mud,
657
00:43:39,420 --> 00:43:43,413
my country will be remembered
for three things -
658
00:43:43,580 --> 00:43:48,574
the British breakfast,
"The Oxford book of English Verse",
659
00:43:48,740 --> 00:43:51,379
and the presumption of innocence.
660
00:43:51,540 --> 00:43:53,815
That is the golden thread
661
00:43:53,980 --> 00:43:57,689
which runs through the whole history
of our criminal law.
662
00:43:57,860 --> 00:44:00,613
So that if a man is murdered
on the Old Kent Road
663
00:44:00,780 --> 00:44:02,736
or the road to Nova Lombaro,
664
00:44:02,900 --> 00:44:08,213
no man shall be convicted, if there is
reasonable doubt as to his guilt.
665
00:44:09,980 --> 00:44:12,175
And at the end of the day,
666
00:44:12,340 --> 00:44:15,412
how can any court be certain sure
667
00:44:15,580 --> 00:44:19,778
that that fearless young woman,
Mabel Mazenze,
668
00:44:19,940 --> 00:44:24,855
has not come here to tell us
the plain and simple truth?
669
00:44:32,820 --> 00:44:36,017
Neranga ranks high
among civilised countries.
670
00:44:36,180 --> 00:44:39,013
We observe the rule of law.
671
00:44:39,180 --> 00:44:42,729
This is demonstrated by allowing
a barrister from England,
672
00:44:42,900 --> 00:44:44,652
a junior barrister...
673
00:44:44,820 --> 00:44:47,971
In England they have
quite elderly junior barristers.
674
00:44:48,140 --> 00:44:51,576
Barristers as long in the tooth,
he will not mind my saying this,
675
00:44:51,740 --> 00:44:56,131
as Mr Rumpole,
to plead here as a guest at our Bar.
676
00:44:56,300 --> 00:45:00,259
Mr Rumpole has told us nothing
that we didn't already know.
677
00:45:00,420 --> 00:45:04,652
We know that a man is innocent
until proved guilty.
678
00:45:04,820 --> 00:45:09,371
This is the golden thread
that runs through the law in Neranga.
679
00:45:09,540 --> 00:45:11,770
This law is also followed in Britain.
680
00:45:13,300 --> 00:45:16,372
The court has
the evidence of identification,
681
00:45:16,540 --> 00:45:18,371
given by the Reverend Cuazango.
682
00:45:19,300 --> 00:45:24,215
On the other hand, we have the
positive evidence of Mabel Mazenze,
683
00:45:24,380 --> 00:45:27,656
the Matatu woman
whom the defendant -
684
00:45:27,820 --> 00:45:31,813
a well-known member of the Apu tribe -
has married as a second wife.
685
00:45:31,980 --> 00:45:35,256
A backward form of indulgence.
It is not in the best tradition
686
00:45:35,420 --> 00:45:41,211
of the new Neranga of Prime Minister
Christopher Mabile.
687
00:45:41,380 --> 00:45:45,498
In these circumstances,
the court is unable to feel
688
00:45:45,660 --> 00:45:50,495
that the prosecution has proved
its case beyond reasonable doubt.
689
00:45:50,660 --> 00:45:53,413
Acting entirely
690
00:45:53,580 --> 00:45:56,174
on the principles
of ancient common law,
691
00:45:56,340 --> 00:45:58,490
we pronounce on David Mazenze -
692
00:45:58,660 --> 00:46:01,572
whatever we may think
of his morality -
693
00:46:01,740 --> 00:46:04,095
a verdict of not guilty.
694
00:46:05,580 --> 00:46:07,491
Let the defendant be discharged.
695
00:46:07,660 --> 00:46:09,776
(Usher) Be upstanding in court.
696
00:46:09,940 --> 00:46:12,773
(Rumpole) 'Oh, bully for you,
my old darling!
697
00:46:12,940 --> 00:46:15,773
'An upright judge,
old Worthington Banzana,
698
00:46:15,940 --> 00:46:18,215
'a Daniel come to justice! '
699
00:46:21,420 --> 00:46:26,369
We did it, Freddy. We notched up
a triumph. I'm sure you'll agree.
700
00:46:31,020 --> 00:46:34,933
Well, we brought
the golden thread to Samarkand.
701
00:46:35,740 --> 00:46:39,733
Good win, my learned friend.
Heartfelt congratulations.
702
00:46:39,900 --> 00:46:41,891
Well, I'd better go and see my client.
703
00:46:42,060 --> 00:46:46,417
Ah, I should warn you, you may not
find him particularly grateful.
704
00:46:46,580 --> 00:46:49,094
I've probably saved his life.
705
00:46:49,260 --> 00:46:53,333
You also broadcasted the fact that
the leader of the Apu People's Party
706
00:46:53,500 --> 00:46:57,095
had got himself hitched
to a Matatu woman.
707
00:46:57,260 --> 00:47:00,411
Not too good that, politically speaking.
708
00:47:00,580 --> 00:47:03,458
But I don't suppose
you're tremendously interested
709
00:47:03,620 --> 00:47:06,771
in local politics, hmm?
710
00:47:06,940 --> 00:47:09,249
Oh, before you go,
711
00:47:09,420 --> 00:47:12,378
could I have my collar stud back,
please?
712
00:47:23,940 --> 00:47:25,896
(Speaking in an African language)
713
00:47:26,660 --> 00:47:28,855
I'm sorry, I don't speak your language.
714
00:47:29,020 --> 00:47:32,376
We are arresting you in the name
of the people of Neranga! Come!
715
00:47:33,060 --> 00:47:37,178
(Rumpole) 'I always knew it.
I knew I'd end up in the nick.
716
00:47:37,340 --> 00:47:41,333
'It was my nightmare. A recurring
dream from when I was a nipper.
717
00:47:41,500 --> 00:47:44,412
'I could hardly close my eyes
without hearing a voice,
718
00:47:44,580 --> 00:47:48,175
"'And the least sentence
I can possibly pass on you
719
00:47:48,340 --> 00:47:51,491
"'is about 100 years in the chokey."
720
00:47:51,660 --> 00:47:53,855
'Oh, Lord! Extraordinary thing.
721
00:47:54,020 --> 00:47:57,330
'Perhaps that's what made me
take up the law.'
722
00:47:58,180 --> 00:48:00,694
Mr Rumpole,
723
00:48:00,860 --> 00:48:05,251
will you explain this cablegram,
which we have intercepted?
724
00:48:05,420 --> 00:48:08,776
Addressed to you, I think,
at the Hotel Majestic.
725
00:48:12,820 --> 00:48:16,415
Please, you take your time.
We have the whole night before us.
726
00:48:18,060 --> 00:48:19,618
Oh, really?
727
00:48:23,060 --> 00:48:29,056
"Murder fixed for 29th of this month
at 10:30am. Henry."
728
00:48:29,220 --> 00:48:33,452
The 29th.
That will be in ten days' time.
729
00:48:34,220 --> 00:48:37,576
In ten days, I shall be in London.
No need for you to worry.
730
00:48:37,740 --> 00:48:41,813
And leaving the dirty side
of the business to this Henry!
731
00:48:42,940 --> 00:48:46,933
What murder, Mr Rumpole,
and who is your associate, Henry?
732
00:48:47,100 --> 00:48:49,056
(Knock on door)
733
00:48:50,380 --> 00:48:52,416
Ah, there you are, Rumbold.
734
00:48:52,580 --> 00:48:55,936
You know what, my dear fellow?
You need a good lawyer.
735
00:48:56,100 --> 00:49:00,776
(Sir Arthur) Splendid result. Just what
our brilliant prime minister wanted.
736
00:49:02,100 --> 00:49:04,091
You wanted me to win?
737
00:49:04,260 --> 00:49:08,333
To please the International Monetary
Fund, reassure Barclays Bank,
738
00:49:08,500 --> 00:49:12,095
and put Christopher Mabile
in line for a K.
739
00:49:12,260 --> 00:49:14,410
You probably earned him
a knighthood,
740
00:49:14,580 --> 00:49:17,538
apart from the fact
you've seen off David Mazenze.
741
00:49:17,700 --> 00:49:19,338
Seen him off?
742
00:49:19,500 --> 00:49:21,775
The Apu would never
have let him hang.
743
00:49:21,940 --> 00:49:26,138
Risen up in their thousands. There
are thousands of guns in the bush.
744
00:49:26,300 --> 00:49:30,896
But they are lazy people. Today's
verdict will not get them going.
745
00:49:31,060 --> 00:49:35,850
They won't lift a finger on a leader
who married a Matatu woman.
746
00:49:37,300 --> 00:49:39,211
- Sir Arthur?
- Hmm?
747
00:49:39,380 --> 00:49:42,816
- I'd like to know something.
- What, my dear fellow?
748
00:49:42,980 --> 00:49:45,255
Who killed the bishop?
749
00:49:45,420 --> 00:49:49,379
Oh, the old bishop, a politician
who'd outstayed his welcome.
750
00:49:49,540 --> 00:49:52,930
- We'd know what to do in England.
- Oh?
751
00:49:53,540 --> 00:49:57,249
It's too bad
there's no House of Lords in Neranga.
752
00:50:04,100 --> 00:50:06,898
Ah, Mr Rumpole.
753
00:50:08,860 --> 00:50:10,009
Prime Minister.
754
00:50:10,180 --> 00:50:13,013
Congratulations, Mr Rumpole.
755
00:50:13,180 --> 00:50:15,819
I hear you put up a first-rate show.
756
00:50:16,660 --> 00:50:21,097
You know my Lord Chief Justice,
of course, your old sparring partner.
757
00:50:21,260 --> 00:50:24,172
Oh, yes.
I have had that satisfaction.
758
00:50:26,380 --> 00:50:29,178
- When are you leaving us?
- Tomorrow.
759
00:50:30,300 --> 00:50:32,973
Pity. You should have stayed longer.
760
00:50:33,140 --> 00:50:34,892
Gone up country.
761
00:50:35,060 --> 00:50:38,211
We could've shown you
our old tribal customs.
762
00:50:38,380 --> 00:50:42,293
Thank you, Prime Minister.
I think I've seen some.
763
00:50:55,340 --> 00:50:57,296
(Brakes screech)
764
00:51:02,460 --> 00:51:04,337
(Machine-gun fire)
765
00:51:08,060 --> 00:51:10,051
"The body of Mr David Mazenze,
766
00:51:10,220 --> 00:51:12,176
"believed to have been killed
767
00:51:12,340 --> 00:51:15,889
"by a faction
of his own Apu People's Party,
768
00:51:16,060 --> 00:51:19,450
"now led by his younger brother,
Mr Jonathan Mazenze.
769
00:51:19,620 --> 00:51:21,372
"There's been no arrest to date,
770
00:51:21,540 --> 00:51:25,010
"according to the office
of the Attorney General."
771
00:51:25,180 --> 00:51:29,617
There you are. A country that
still believes in the death penalty.
772
00:51:29,780 --> 00:51:32,931
Ma-zenze. A-pu.
773
00:51:34,220 --> 00:51:37,769
Rupert Taboro. Extraordinary names.
774
00:51:37,940 --> 00:51:41,774
Oh, yes. Almost as odd as
Rumpole or Dodo Mackintosh.
775
00:51:42,660 --> 00:51:45,333
Wasn't it good of Dodo
to stay on another week,
776
00:51:45,500 --> 00:51:48,094
so that you could see something of her?
777
00:51:48,260 --> 00:51:49,852
Well, must be off.
778
00:51:50,020 --> 00:51:52,329
You will be home early, won't you?
779
00:51:52,500 --> 00:51:55,492
Dodo likes her game
of three-handed whist, you know.
780
00:51:55,660 --> 00:51:59,050
Oh yes, I know. Old chatterbox.
781
00:51:59,220 --> 00:52:03,975
Where are you off to today, dear?
Not Samarkand, is it?
782
00:52:04,660 --> 00:52:05,934
(Laughs)
783
00:52:06,100 --> 00:52:10,332
No, Hilda. I am off to Chambers.
Samarkand is definitely off.
784
00:52:11,300 --> 00:52:14,352
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