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- That was good.
- Yes, it was.
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And now I was thinking
that perhaps
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we can go into the bedroom,
where I will give you...
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The gift.
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- That's what you're
calling it now?
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- You're the one that complained
that "hammer time" was dated.
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[Knock on door]
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- Are you home, neighbors?
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- Hey, Liz.
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I thought you had
a blind date tonight.
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- Well, I was waiting for him
at the table.
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Then this cute guy
comes in the restaurant
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and starts checking me out.
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He leaves. The next second,
my phone rings,
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and my date cancels.
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If I'd have known
that was gonna happen,
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I would have made a move
on the first guy.
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- We gotta find someone
for Liz.
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- That is impossible.
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She's single, desperate,
and hopeless.
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- Single, desperate,
and hopeless... tell me more!
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- It's Liz.
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- Tell me less.
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- She's always been
a really good friend.
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And I believe there's someone
out there for everyone.
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- Battle cry of the uggos.
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- Look, we are finding someone
for Liz, okay?
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Because what matters
is not how you look,
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it's what's inside.
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- Oh, boy, I'm glad
that's not really true.
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Oh, Jeff, I got a flier
for a new gym.
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First week's free.
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Jen's busy today.
You wanna come with me?
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- Do you still air-dry
after you a shower?
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- Yeah.
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- Do you still think that's
an appropriate time to stretch?
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- Yeah.
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- Then no!
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[Computer chimes]
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- Ah, simran.
So lovely to see you.
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- Do you have a minute
to talk about ideas
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for mom's birthday gift?
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- Yes. Give me a sec.
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I need to go get a bendy straw
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for my boss' chocolate milk.
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He's not tall.
It's hard for him
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to get on top
of a straight straw.
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- [Sneezes]
- God bless you.
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Oh, hello.
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- Hello!
[Chuckles]
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- Oh, no.
- [Laughs]
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I found your porn site, Timmy.
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Take your top off.
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- No, no, no!
Get away!
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- No, this is one of the sites
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where you get to
tell 'em what to do!
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Take your top off!
- Sir!
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That's my sister.
- Oh.
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Kinky, Timmy.
Whatever you're into!
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Take your top off.
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- You must be Mr. dunbar.
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- Oh, you've heard of me!
Ha ha!
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Lovely to make
your acquaintance.
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Now about that top...
Ow!
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- Good-bye, simran.
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Sir, that's literally
my sister.
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And for your information,
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she's an associate
in a law firm.
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- So the sex work's
just a hobby?
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- She is not a sex worker!
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And you can forget
that you ever saw her.
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- Oh, jeez, relax.
She's halfway around the world.
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- Yes, she is.
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And I forbid you to have
any contact with her again.
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- Forbid...
What am I, a child?
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- Of course you're not.
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By the way, here's your
chocolate milk and bendy straw.
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- Yay!
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- I'll eat anywhere.
You choose.
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- Really? You're just gonna
say no to everything
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until I say Sushi.
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- Oh, yeah.
Sushi it is.
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- Hey, Todd.
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- Oh, hi, Audrey.
Nice to see you.
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And hey, Jeff.
Look at my tie.
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Mets' colors.
You know...
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'Cause we both like the mets.
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If you don't like it,
I'll take it off.
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- No, it's fine.
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Just calm down.
- Can do.
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- So how you been?
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- Divorced is how I've been.
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Finalized last week.
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- Oh, I'm so sorry.
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- I used to split sandwiches
with Molly.
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Now I don't know what to do
with the other half.
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- Problem solved.
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- Hey, you know
what would be nice?
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- You want the other half?
'Cause he'll give it to me.
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- No.
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What about if we
set up Todd with Liz?
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- Has ne not been
through enough?
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- Come on. This would be
a nice thing to do.
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And if you're on board,
he'll do it.
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He idolizes you,
for some reason.
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- Well, many reasons,
Audrey, all valid.
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But I don't know.
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I'm not seeing
what's in it for me.
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- Uh, how about this...
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Uh, Liz will have someone
to spend her time with,
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so she won't always be
coming down to our...
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- Hey, Todd,
Audrey's got a gal for you.
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- Oh, I don't know
if I'm ready yet.
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- Oh, come on!
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It's time to get
back on the horse.
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- In this case,
quite literally.
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- Welcome to Andy's gym.
Can I help you?
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- Oh, I got your flier,
but I think I misunderstood
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what kind of gym this was.
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So...
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[Kids laughing, shouting]
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Hey, is that a trampoline?
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- Uh-huh.
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- [Stifled giggle]
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Whoo! Whoo-hoo!
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- Anyway, I was thinking
that for mom's birthday,
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she might like
this jade necklace.
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- Oh, that's perfect for her.
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Classic varsha.
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- You're so different
from what Timmy described.
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- What did he say
about me, exactly?
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- That you were tiny,
selfish, perverted,
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old and lazy.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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He said I was tiny?
Why would he say that?
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I'm actually a pretty big guy.
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- Oh, really?
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It's so hard to tell
on these things.
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- I know.
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Yeah, let me think about that
while I drink
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from this completely
normal-size coffee cup.
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Mmm.
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Ooh, I think I might dunk in
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a full-size doughnut
while I'm at it.
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Yeah.
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I wish varsha was here.
Mmm.
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- Hey, Liz.
Thanks for coming down.
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- Sure.
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So did you guys read
that kama sutra book I gave you?
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I dog-eared some pages
I thought
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you and Jeff might like.
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Hi, Jeff.
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- Uh, no. Actually,
we were wondering
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if you were free tonight.
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Jeff and I have someone
we'd like to set you up with.
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- You want to set me up?
Who's the lucky fellow?
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- I don't know, but uh...
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The guy we're setting you up
with is Todd.
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- He's nice. I think
you're really gonna like him.
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- What does he do?
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- He works in finance,
with Jeff.
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- What does he look like?
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- Seriously?
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- He's very cute.
Good-lookin' guy.
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- Well, what celebrity
do people say he looks like?
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- What's going on here?
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- People tell me I look like
Cameron Diaz
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or Reese Witherspoon.
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- Well, those people would say
that Todd looks like tom cruise.
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- Does that mean he's short?
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- All right, I'm out.
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- Listen, Liz, let's not
over-think this, okay?
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Just dive in.
Take a chance.
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- Okay, I will.
Let's make it a date.
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- There you go.
This'll be fun.
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- Well, not for the gal
that does my waxing.
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Let's just say I've
let the yard go a bit.
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[Jeff groans painfully]
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[Groaning]
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[Kids laughing, shouting]
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[Growls triumphantly]
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- Hello, Russell?
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- Oh, I didn't see you there.
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- You called me.
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- Oh, did I?
Anyway, I'm just so wrapped up
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in 20th centuryphilosophers.
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I'm smart.
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- What is that award
behind you?
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- Oh, I didn't mean for you
to see that old thing.
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- I didn't know you were
such a humanitarian.
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- Well, I think there's
quite a few things
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Timmy didn't tell you about me.
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- That's not surprising.
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He's always been very
over-protective of me.
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It's really annoying.
- Mm.
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Well, let me ponder that
while I scratch my back.
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I've got a little bite
back there.
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Ahh...
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- I didn't realize
you were so muscular.
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- Aw, I try to keep fit.
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- I love your tattoo.
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- Oh, yeah, my ink.
- What is it of?
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- Ah, well, uh,
looks like a dragon.
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And then there's
some symbols from China.
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And, you know, I really
made a mess of myself, didn't I?
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- [Laughs]
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- But maybe when Todd
gets here,
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if you couldn't talk about
your cats so much.
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You know, guys like
a little mystery.
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- Oh, okay.
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Let him wonder, "how many cats
does this sexy gal have?"
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- Yeah. And, uh...
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And maybe don't talk so much
about digestion stuff.
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- Another mystery.
Let him wonder,
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"hey, is this sexy gal
regular?"
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- Exactly.
Yeah, let him wonder.
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Oh, here they come.
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- Liz, this is Todd.
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- Hey, it's my fault
we're late.
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I've got a nervous stomach,
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and my cat spilled
my milk of magnesia.
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- Enchante.
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- It's nice to meet you, Liz.
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Sorry my hands are so sweaty.
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- Oh, no need to apologize.
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I get that with my feet.
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- You're so funny, Russell.
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- I know.
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Rarely to you see that
in a wimbledon champ.
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- Aha!
- Timmy.
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- So this is why
you sent me out
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for fun-size candy bars
and baby carrots!
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Simran.
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Simran, are you all right?
Did he hurt you?
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- No. I'm fine.
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I'm just having fun
talking to Russell.
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He's not at all the monster
you made him out to be.
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- Thank you.
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- Is that what he tricked you
into believing? Well, hmm...
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Let's take a look around,
then, shall we?
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Look. He's literally sitting
on a phone book.
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- It helps my back.
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- And speaking of books,
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let me select one of these
fine tomes of literature.
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- Hey, who glued my tomes
together?
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- And javier,
from shipping...
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What's your role
in this grim charade?
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- Oh, um...
I'm his arms.
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'Sup, simran?
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- You see, he is a liar
who is trying
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to take advantage of you,
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and that is what I've been
protecting you from.
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- Timmy, I'm a full-grown adult
who's capable of making...
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- No, I'm sorry,
but this is for your own good.
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00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:36,920
I'm too angry
to talk to you right now,
255
00:12:36,920 --> 00:12:40,930
but believe me,
this is not over!
256
00:12:40,930 --> 00:12:43,700
- All right, javier...
257
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I'm gonna pay you full price,
258
00:12:45,500 --> 00:12:46,670
even though we didn't
get to the part
259
00:12:46,670 --> 00:12:49,500
where you drop trou
and show her my junk.
260
00:12:54,140 --> 00:12:56,110
- That wine was fantastic.
261
00:12:56,110 --> 00:12:59,390
It hardly irritated
my stomach lining at all.
262
00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:02,880
- Um...Todd,
263
00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:04,380
I don't know
if you'd be interested,
264
00:13:04,380 --> 00:13:07,220
but I'm going to
a wine tasting tomorrow.
265
00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:08,190
You wanna come?
266
00:13:08,190 --> 00:13:12,760
- I'd love to.
Rosacea be damned!
267
00:13:14,290 --> 00:13:16,430
- Oh, a wine tasting.
Isn't that great, Jeff?
268
00:13:16,430 --> 00:13:19,360
- I'd be drinking,
if I were him.
269
00:13:19,370 --> 00:13:22,330
- Well, I need to pop
into the ladies' room.
270
00:13:22,340 --> 00:13:23,700
- Oh, I'll join you.
271
00:13:23,700 --> 00:13:25,700
- Oh...
272
00:13:25,710 --> 00:13:28,970
I think that soup was
cream-based. Yikes!
273
00:13:32,580 --> 00:13:34,810
- Boy, she is really
something, huh?
274
00:13:34,810 --> 00:13:36,550
- She is. And you're going
way above and beyond, buddy.
275
00:13:36,550 --> 00:13:38,750
You didn't have to agree
to that wine tasting.
276
00:13:38,750 --> 00:13:41,720
- Why wouldn't I?
- We pushed you into this date.
277
00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:43,760
It's nice that you're
pretending to like her.
278
00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:45,760
- I didn't think
I was pretending.
279
00:13:45,760 --> 00:13:47,990
- Oh.
280
00:13:47,990 --> 00:13:50,560
- Is there a reason
I shouldn't like her?
281
00:13:50,560 --> 00:13:52,660
- No. No.
282
00:13:52,670 --> 00:13:55,200
[Quietly] She's great.
283
00:13:57,500 --> 00:13:58,870
- Are... are you sure?
284
00:13:58,870 --> 00:14:00,310
- Yeah. She's great!
285
00:14:00,310 --> 00:14:03,410
I mean, she's got
all those cats.
286
00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:07,010
She cleaned her plate there.
287
00:14:07,010 --> 00:14:10,780
Let's... let's have
another bottle of wine.
288
00:14:15,710 --> 00:14:16,920
- Hey.
- Hey.
289
00:14:16,920 --> 00:14:18,390
- How was the gym?
290
00:14:18,390 --> 00:14:21,030
- Oh, it was
a good workout, good snacks.
291
00:14:21,030 --> 00:14:23,930
- Great. Well, maybe
I'll come with you tomorrow.
292
00:14:23,930 --> 00:14:28,300
- Oh, um...You know,
I don't think it's for you.
293
00:14:28,300 --> 00:14:32,570
It was...
It was pretty hardcore.
294
00:14:32,570 --> 00:14:34,740
Another guy and I wanted
to use the same equipment,
295
00:14:34,740 --> 00:14:38,110
and he literally
threw a tantrum.
296
00:14:38,110 --> 00:14:39,450
- Really?
297
00:14:39,450 --> 00:14:41,980
- Yeah. The dude
got a time out.
298
00:14:43,950 --> 00:14:46,320
What a doody-head.
299
00:14:50,990 --> 00:14:54,430
- Come on, say it
one more time.
300
00:14:54,430 --> 00:14:57,250
- All right. Todd and Liz
make a good match.
301
00:14:57,250 --> 00:14:58,630
They're gonna get married
and have an bunch
302
00:14:58,630 --> 00:15:02,080
of weird, gassy kids.
303
00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:05,640
- Come on, admit it...
304
00:15:05,640 --> 00:15:06,970
It feels good to do
something nice
305
00:15:06,970 --> 00:15:08,040
for someone, right?
306
00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:10,140
- I guess it does.
307
00:15:10,140 --> 00:15:13,380
And now there's something nice
that I'd like to give you.
308
00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:15,510
- What's that?
309
00:15:15,520 --> 00:15:18,020
- The gift of hammer time.
310
00:15:18,020 --> 00:15:20,220
See?
311
00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:23,110
I combined them.
312
00:15:23,110 --> 00:15:25,920
- Okay. All right.
313
00:15:25,930 --> 00:15:27,160
You behaved yourself.
314
00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:30,200
I guess you deserve a little...
315
00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:31,700
[Telephone ringing]
316
00:15:31,700 --> 00:15:33,100
[Audrey on answering machine]
We're not in.
317
00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:35,970
Please leave a message.
[Beep]
318
00:15:35,970 --> 00:15:39,140
- Audrey, it's me.
Something went wrong.
319
00:15:39,140 --> 00:15:40,310
When I got home, Todd called
320
00:15:40,310 --> 00:15:42,010
and cancelled the wine tasting.
321
00:15:42,010 --> 00:15:44,140
It sounded like he was
giving me the brush-off.
322
00:15:44,140 --> 00:15:45,650
Call to discuss.
323
00:15:48,100 --> 00:15:51,180
- Everything was going so well.
324
00:15:56,460 --> 00:15:58,060
Did something weird happen
325
00:15:58,060 --> 00:15:59,460
when Liz and I were
in the restroom?
326
00:15:59,460 --> 00:16:03,200
- Probably. I mean,
she had that cream-based soup.
327
00:16:04,660 --> 00:16:06,000
- You know what I mean.
328
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,670
- Todd asked me
what I thought of Liz.
329
00:16:08,670 --> 00:16:10,340
I used all positive words,
330
00:16:10,340 --> 00:16:12,820
but who knows
what my face was doing.
331
00:16:14,460 --> 00:16:16,510
- Why did you have to do that?
332
00:16:16,510 --> 00:16:20,380
D...
Fix it!
333
00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:22,650
- I will.
334
00:16:22,650 --> 00:16:24,650
Right after we...
[Door slams]
335
00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:26,750
Or before.
336
00:16:29,520 --> 00:16:32,690
[Computer chimes]
337
00:16:36,060 --> 00:16:39,360
- Simran...
What are you doing?
338
00:16:39,370 --> 00:16:40,770
- I had to ask.
339
00:16:40,770 --> 00:16:42,800
Why did you go ahead
and do all those things
340
00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:44,370
to try to fool me?
341
00:16:44,370 --> 00:16:46,540
- Ehh...I just didn't
want you to believe
342
00:16:46,540 --> 00:16:49,010
all that stuff Timmy said.
343
00:16:49,010 --> 00:16:51,310
I wanted to impress you
because you're this exotic girl
344
00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:53,480
that lives halfway
around the world.
345
00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:54,610
- I get that.
346
00:16:54,610 --> 00:16:57,220
I kind of misled you too
about something.
347
00:16:57,220 --> 00:16:59,520
- You're not a dude, are you?
348
00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:03,560
Oh, I can't go
through that again.
349
00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:08,010
- No. It's...
It's this.
350
00:17:11,830 --> 00:17:15,050
- Whoa. India looks a lot
like America.
351
00:17:15,050 --> 00:17:16,970
- I'm in Chicago.
352
00:17:16,970 --> 00:17:18,940
Timmy forbade me
from telling you.
353
00:17:18,940 --> 00:17:20,470
He said he was nervous
about us being
354
00:17:20,470 --> 00:17:21,870
on the same continent.
355
00:17:21,870 --> 00:17:25,210
- Oh, now, did he?
[Chuckles]
356
00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:27,410
Well, he sh...
357
00:17:27,410 --> 00:17:28,710
- What are you doing
on your computer?
358
00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:30,780
- [Chuckles]
Nothing. I'm...
359
00:17:30,780 --> 00:17:32,420
- [Sensually]
Oh...Oh, yeah.
360
00:17:32,420 --> 00:17:35,450
Oh, that's it, baby.
361
00:17:35,460 --> 00:17:37,720
Ooh...Oh...
362
00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:40,190
- I'm watching porn.
363
00:17:40,190 --> 00:17:43,030
Filthy, dirty porn.
Do you want to take a look?
364
00:17:43,030 --> 00:17:44,760
- No, no, no.
I don't need to see that.
365
00:17:44,760 --> 00:17:45,930
- Are you sure?
- Yes.
366
00:17:45,930 --> 00:17:47,170
- No, no, you might like it.
367
00:17:47,170 --> 00:17:49,430
- Mmm...Oh...
368
00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:51,300
[Whispering] Is he gone yet?
369
00:17:51,300 --> 00:17:54,040
- [Whispering]
No. Keep going.
370
00:17:58,750 --> 00:18:00,850
- Hi. Can I help you?
371
00:18:00,850 --> 00:18:01,780
- I'm not sure.
372
00:18:01,780 --> 00:18:03,480
Is this Andy's gym?
- Yes.
373
00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:05,480
- Oh, I got an emergency call
about my fiance.
374
00:18:05,490 --> 00:18:07,520
- Oh, you must be here
for Adam.
375
00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:11,220
He got stuck.
376
00:18:11,220 --> 00:18:14,790
[Shouting and laughing]
377
00:18:19,170 --> 00:18:23,230
- Which one is yours?
378
00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:26,710
- I'd rather not say.
379
00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:34,300
- There's the big guy!
- Hey, Todd.
380
00:18:34,300 --> 00:18:36,080
I wanted to talk to you.
- I wanted to talk to you
381
00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:39,180
and thank you for putting
the brakes on me with Liz.
382
00:18:39,190 --> 00:18:40,270
- No, no, no.
Now, that's the thing.
383
00:18:40,270 --> 00:18:41,590
I didn't mean to do that.
384
00:18:41,590 --> 00:18:42,920
- Oh, come on, Jeff,
I know you.
385
00:18:42,920 --> 00:18:44,760
I mean, I study you.
386
00:18:44,760 --> 00:18:48,160
The things you say,
the way you move.
387
00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:50,060
- Really?
388
00:18:50,060 --> 00:18:52,310
- I got your message.
389
00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:54,670
- I don't think that you did.
390
00:18:54,670 --> 00:18:56,440
See, what I was trying to say
391
00:18:56,440 --> 00:18:58,840
was that Liz is a special lady.
392
00:18:58,840 --> 00:19:01,710
I think you two would
hit it off.
393
00:19:01,710 --> 00:19:03,610
- I'm confused.
394
00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:05,480
It seems like
you're hiding something.
395
00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:07,160
I mean, your words are
saying one thing,
396
00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:08,160
but your body...
397
00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:11,170
- Stop looking at my body.
398
00:19:11,170 --> 00:19:13,720
Listen to my words.
I was hiding something,
399
00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:16,960
and here it is.
400
00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:21,930
Uh, from what I understand...
401
00:19:21,930 --> 00:19:24,630
Liz is an animal in the sack.
402
00:19:27,870 --> 00:19:29,200
- She's what?
403
00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:31,770
- Please don't make me
say it again.
404
00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:40,030
- Well, you fixed it.
405
00:19:40,030 --> 00:19:42,280
Liz was in a great mood
when I talked to her.
406
00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:44,880
We have one very happy
upstairs neighbor.
407
00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:46,250
- So then my choice
not to be wearing
408
00:19:46,250 --> 00:19:48,850
any sort of pants
at all right now...
409
00:19:48,860 --> 00:19:51,390
Was a good one.
410
00:19:51,390 --> 00:19:55,430
- Well, it'll make this go
that much quicker.
411
00:19:58,200 --> 00:20:00,470
- Mmm...
- [Chuckle]
412
00:20:00,470 --> 00:20:03,240
- Oh, yeah.
- Huh, huh...
413
00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:08,240
[Passionate moans]
414
00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:10,110
- Oh, yes!
415
00:20:10,110 --> 00:20:12,240
Oh, that's...
416
00:20:12,250 --> 00:20:13,480
[Grunts]
417
00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:15,280
Ow.
- Ow. Sorry.
418
00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:17,280
- We're done here, right?
- Oh, yeah.
419
00:20:25,020 --> 00:20:27,590
- And, uh, I do understand
you're an adult,
420
00:20:27,590 --> 00:20:30,730
so I'll stop trying so hard
to protect you.
421
00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:32,230
- Thank you, Timmy.
422
00:20:32,230 --> 00:20:33,960
And I do know your heart is
always in the right place.
423
00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:35,270
- Good.
424
00:20:35,270 --> 00:20:38,370
Good. I'm glad we talked.
This makes me very happy.
425
00:20:38,370 --> 00:20:43,970
- It makes me happy too.
426
00:20:43,970 --> 00:20:46,840
- Yes, my friend Russell
came to Chicago to visit.
427
00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:49,250
We're about to go out
and see the sights.
428
00:20:49,250 --> 00:20:51,550
Let's go.
- Okay.
429
00:20:51,550 --> 00:20:52,820
Hey, why don't you
throw on a skirt.
430
00:20:52,820 --> 00:20:54,880
We'll find out if this is
really the windy city.
431
00:20:54,890 --> 00:20:56,590
[Lewd chuckle]
- Russell!
432
00:20:56,590 --> 00:20:58,250
- I'm just kidding.
433
00:20:58,260 --> 00:21:01,690
[Whispering] I'm not kidding.
434
00:21:01,690 --> 00:21:05,330
- Nooooo!
435
00:21:05,330 --> 00:21:07,330
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