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I feel like I accomplished
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everything I wanted to
in publishing,
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and I'm ready
for fresh challenges.
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Oh, heads up!
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Hey!
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Not cool, Andy.
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We're interviewing
a lady over here.
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So you two
founded a company?
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Yeah, tug and I started it
last year
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with the money I made
selling my Ritalin.
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Oh, heh.
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So you don't need it anym...
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So can you tell me
a little more about what you do?
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Well, we, uh, created
a gaming website.
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Some venture capital thing
just gave us, like,
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butt-load of seed money.
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Perhaps you can buy back
Barry's meds.
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Yeah, well,
so now we just
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need someone to keep
things organized
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so that we can focus
on the more important stuff.
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Hey, we're gonna go drop
a case of toner
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off the roof, bro.
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Sweet.
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We're gonna have
to cut this short.
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Uh, I don't know
much about technology,
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but, uh, dropping things
off the roof
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doesn't seem like
a great idea.
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[Exhales]
Well, she's right, Barry.
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This is the kind
of thinking we need around here.
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Someone with great
business ideas.
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Like not killing
innocent pedestrians?
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[Whispering]
Audrey's right again, bar.
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So you're not
gonna take the job?
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Hmm, I don't think
it's for me.
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Ah, you're right.
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Hold out for something
more to your taste.
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Queen of England
can't live forever.
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Hello, Audrey.
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Hello there, Jeff.
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What are you doing here?
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Surprise!
I've been trying to reach you,
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but you haven't
called me back.
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Oh...
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I never got any messages.
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No one's returning
my calls lately.
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It must be something wrong
with my phone.
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Only possible explanation.
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So... So why are you here?
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That's the surprise.
I live here now.
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No, you don't.
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I do, silly.
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I took that sublet
from the bertmans
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you told me about.
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I'm gonna be
right upstairs from you.
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We'll be seeing each other
all the time.
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Yay!
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Uh...
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Oh... Look, Jeff.
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You made me drop
my panties.
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Can you hand those
back to me, please?
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Silly.
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How could you
let this happen?
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How can Liz be
living above us?
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Look, we had lunch
the other day,
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and I mentioned something
about the bertmans
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wanting to sublet
their place.
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Audrey's mouth
kills us again.
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We gotta tell her
to get out now
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before she unpacks any more
of her parachute underwear.
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I could never
do that to Liz.
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That would crush her.
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Well, fine. I'll crush her.
Go get my fish bat.
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Jeff, Liz gave me
my first job, okay?
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She considers me
her best friend.
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Well, congratulations.
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You bet out a dozen cats
and some pudding.
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[Knock on door]
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Mayday, neighbors.
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Can I borrow a plunger?
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Prewar plumbing.
Ha ha!
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Sure, Liz.
Happy to help.
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And if you have some towels
you don't care about...
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You seem all flushed, Jeff.
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Were you and Audrey
making love?
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Hmm, let's see.
All right.
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According to the delivery
service website,
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you should receive
your package tomorrow
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by half ten.
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So...
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5:00?
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Um... N... No.
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10:30.
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In England,
they say half ten.
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Oh, well, here in America,
we just say what we mean.
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Take a look at the map.
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Okay...
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As you can see, from Shenyang
it went to Oakland.
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Then Minneapolis,
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and on to Fort Lee,
New Fersey.
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Ah, it's getting' close.
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Uh, what's going on here?
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Hi, exploring the whereabouts
of Mr. Rhodes' package.
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Yeah.
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I can tell you the whereabouts
of Mr. Rhodes's package.
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And I'm saying not at work.
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No... I... I'm having a new
video game overnighted.
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The latest field of duty.
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Ooh, heh heh.
"Doody."
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Ah, fun with homonyms.
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Why don't you two homonyms
wrap it up.
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Hey, why don't you
come by tomorrow night.
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We'll break in the new game.
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Oh, uh, it's very kind
of you, Mr. Rhodes,
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but, um, as it stands,
I have other plans.
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What are you doing?
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Well, actually, um...
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I joined
an a cappella group.
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I wish you hadn't
told me that, Timmy.
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I'm gonna have to call
homeland security.
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Not an Al Qaida group.
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An a cappella group.
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A group of singers who perform
without accompaniment.
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Oh.
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Okay.
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But still...
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[Whispering]
Watch it.
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Audrey?
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Shh, shh, shh, shh.
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[Whispering indistinctly]
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What are you doing?
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Hiding from Liz.
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She has been calling
all day.
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And popping by
with depressing stories
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about her cats and her...
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Tap dance recitals.
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She tried to return
the towels.
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[Phone rings]
Don't answer that.
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[Ring]
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[Audrey on voicemail]
Jeff and Audrey aren't here.
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leave a message at the tone.
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[Beep]
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Howdy, neighbors.
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I thought
I heard you talking,
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but I guess I was wrong.
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Anyway, I just
wanted to make sure
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I wasn't bothering anybody
while I'm rehearsing.
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Call me when you get in,
so we can hang. Ciao!
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Rehearsing?
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[Piano and tap dancing]
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♪ ♪
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Seriously...
Get my fish bat.
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[Plays note on harmonica]
♪ raging toners ♪
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One, two, three, four!
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All: Hyuh!
♪ crocodile rocking' ♪
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♪ is something' shocking' ♪
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♪ when your feet just
can't keep still ♪
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♪ I never knew me
a better time ♪
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♪ and I guess I never will ♪
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♪ oh, lordy, mama,
those Friday nights ♪
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♪ pshh ♪
when Suzy wore ♪
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♪ her dresses tight ♪
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♪ the crocodile rockin'
was ou-ou-out ♪
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♪ of si-I-I-ight ♪
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[Falsetto]
♪ la ♪
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♪ la la la la la ♪
[Other singers scatting]
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♪ la la la la la ♪
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♪ la la la la la ♪
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♪ la ♪
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♪ la la la la la ♪
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♪ la la la la la ♪
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♪ la la la la la ♪
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All: ♪ sha na na na na ♪
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Rock, rock, rock, rock.
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[Applause]
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How did you...
Adam.
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Of course.
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All right, sir.
Let the abuse begin.
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Shall we speculate regarding
the object
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wedged in my bottom
which assists me
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in hitting the high notes?
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You... Did sing pretty high.
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Well, would you like to
suggest that Elton john and I
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have more in common
that just music,
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if I know what you mean.
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You sing with dudes.
It's... it's pretty lame.
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Hey, uh, Timmy.
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We're all gonna meet up
early tomorrow
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for some vocal exercises.
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Really wanna open up our throats
and work those pipes.
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All right, I gotta run.
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Seriously?
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Throats? Pipes? Nothing?
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[Piano playing
and tap dancing]
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[Whispering]
Oh, no, no!
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She'll hear you open it.
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Ahh.
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[Burps]
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[Music stops]
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[Footsteps]
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Creature's on the move.
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[Door shuts]
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She's coming this way.
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Go.
Go.
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Go, go, go, go, go, go.
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My beer, my beer.
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Leave it, leave it,
leave it.
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All right.
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I am almost ready to blow away
some Nazis.
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The whole thing seems
kind of violent to me.
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Trust me, honey,
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The Nazis have it coming.
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They were way out of line.
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Still avoiding
your friend Liz?
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Yes.
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Is she really that bad?
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Jeff just left a full beer
in our apartment.
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[Gasps]
What?
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That poor guy
deserved better.
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This looks fun.
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Oh, yeah, man.
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Field of duty I.V.
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Field of duty 4.
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Oh. Right.
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Anyway, it's set
in World War 11.
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II.
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It's, um...
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Yeah, no,
it's World War II.
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World War IIS.
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But he's really cute.
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I know.
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No, I was just
reminding myself.
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[Laughter]
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[Knock on door]
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If I may, sir...
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Is everything okay?
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What's that?
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Oh, yeah. No, every...
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Yeah, everything's fine.
Why?
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It's just that, last night,
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you witnessed me singing
with a group of men.
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I thought for sure
you would mock me to...
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And perhaps beyond...
the point of tears.
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Yet, here I stand,
unmocked,
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eyes dry.
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Yeah, I guess I owe you
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an explanation
for that.
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Can you, uh,
shut the door?
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Of course.
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Last night, when I saw your,
uh, group...
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The raging toners, yes.
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Raging toners.
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Uh, back in college,
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there was this super-cool,
all-male singing group.
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And I wanted nothing more
than to be an aca-pelican.
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You sang, sir?
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I wanted to.
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Ugh, practiced for weeks.
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But at the audition,
I choked.
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Nerves kicked in.
Throat dried up.
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I could barely squeak.
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How awful for you, sir.
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And last night,
hearing your voices
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blending in sweet harmony...
Hmm.
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Weaving an all-male
tapestry of song...
266
00:13:03,013 --> 00:13:04,914
All that pain
came flooding back.
267
00:13:04,915 --> 00:13:06,882
I do hate to think of you
living the rest of your life
268
00:13:06,883 --> 00:13:09,018
wondering if you'd missed out
on something special.
269
00:13:09,019 --> 00:13:13,823
No, there's no Netflix
for what might have been.
270
00:13:15,359 --> 00:13:17,626
Maybe there is.
Hmm?
271
00:13:17,627 --> 00:13:19,195
Sir, Gordon
is leaving our group.
272
00:13:19,196 --> 00:13:20,329
His antique shop
is taking up
273
00:13:20,330 --> 00:13:23,332
more of his time
than he'd anticipated.
274
00:13:23,333 --> 00:13:25,568
And we're looking
for a replacement.
275
00:13:25,569 --> 00:13:28,037
[Sighs]
276
00:13:28,038 --> 00:13:30,940
It's... There's no way
I could...
277
00:13:30,941 --> 00:13:32,975
[Long, slow inhale]
278
00:13:32,976 --> 00:13:34,844
[High-pitched]
Could I?
279
00:13:38,715 --> 00:13:39,849
[Man shouting on TV]
280
00:13:39,850 --> 00:13:42,418
What are you guys
doing here?
281
00:13:42,419 --> 00:13:44,904
Oh... Liz was hovering
again,
282
00:13:44,905 --> 00:13:47,723
and I had to get
some laundry done.
283
00:13:47,724 --> 00:13:48,824
Oh, you're out of beer,
284
00:13:48,825 --> 00:13:50,192
but in the spirit of being
considerate
285
00:13:50,193 --> 00:13:53,162
I wrote it
on your grocery list.
286
00:13:53,163 --> 00:13:57,633
Okay, this is...
Starting to become a problem.
287
00:13:57,634 --> 00:13:58,768
I know.
Who buys just a six-pack?
288
00:13:58,769 --> 00:14:00,436
Get a case.
289
00:14:00,437 --> 00:14:01,370
What happened?
290
00:14:01,371 --> 00:14:02,371
I thought you were gonna
talk to Liz
291
00:14:02,372 --> 00:14:04,256
about backing off
a little bit.
292
00:14:04,257 --> 00:14:05,257
Ah, she chickened out.
293
00:14:05,258 --> 00:14:07,076
I didn't chicken out.
294
00:14:07,077 --> 00:14:10,579
I started to talk to her,
but then came the waterworks.
295
00:14:10,580 --> 00:14:12,631
What, she started crying?
296
00:14:12,632 --> 00:14:13,766
No...
297
00:14:13,767 --> 00:14:16,786
Her plumbing
backed up again.
298
00:14:18,188 --> 00:14:20,689
Don't give her
anymore towels!
299
00:14:23,126 --> 00:14:24,994
There's nothing worse
than an annoying neighbor
300
00:14:24,995 --> 00:14:27,630
who makes it impossible to relax
in your own apartment.
301
00:14:27,631 --> 00:14:28,831
[Knock on door]
302
00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:31,567
Pizza for Jeff?
303
00:14:35,238 --> 00:14:37,706
So Jen threw you out?
304
00:14:37,707 --> 00:14:40,209
Yeah, well...
305
00:14:40,210 --> 00:14:41,544
Chuck's gonna be on her
306
00:14:41,545 --> 00:14:43,412
When she goes to look
for her grated cheese.
307
00:14:46,183 --> 00:14:48,217
You know, I just have
to tell Liz the truth.
308
00:14:48,218 --> 00:14:50,519
She'll understand.
309
00:14:50,520 --> 00:14:54,223
My god, the stuff
someone left in this dryer.
310
00:14:55,258 --> 00:14:56,392
Oh, no.
311
00:14:56,393 --> 00:14:59,562
This underwear.
312
00:14:59,563 --> 00:15:01,130
This is her laundry.
313
00:15:01,131 --> 00:15:03,966
Unless there's a pirate ship
drifting around somewhere
314
00:15:03,967 --> 00:15:05,968
without a sail.
315
00:15:05,969 --> 00:15:08,237
[Electronic humming]
316
00:15:08,238 --> 00:15:09,605
Oh, no.
317
00:15:09,606 --> 00:15:10,773
What if that's her?
318
00:15:10,774 --> 00:15:12,341
We have nowhere to go.
We're trapped.
319
00:15:12,342 --> 00:15:13,742
[Bell dings]
Gah!
320
00:15:18,415 --> 00:15:20,783
[Snapping fingers
and tapping]
321
00:15:35,899 --> 00:15:39,268
Audrey? Jeff?
322
00:15:39,269 --> 00:15:41,203
Oh! Hi, Liz.
323
00:15:41,204 --> 00:15:42,738
Whatcha doing back there?
324
00:15:42,739 --> 00:15:44,006
Well, uh, I was...
325
00:15:44,007 --> 00:15:45,808
Just checking out
the specs on this baby.
326
00:15:45,809 --> 00:15:49,078
See... Audrey, I told you
it was a front loader.
327
00:15:49,079 --> 00:15:50,880
Oh, pfft.
328
00:15:50,881 --> 00:15:52,982
You two
had a dinner tonight.
329
00:15:52,983 --> 00:15:54,550
You said that's why
you couldn't come over
330
00:15:54,551 --> 00:15:58,187
and look at my slides
of colonial Williamsburg.
331
00:15:58,188 --> 00:16:00,256
Y... Yes.
Well, uh...
332
00:16:00,257 --> 00:16:01,590
I guess I didn't need
to go to Virginia
333
00:16:01,591 --> 00:16:03,959
to see someone acting
like Benedict Arnold.
334
00:16:13,103 --> 00:16:15,738
Imagine what she did
to colonial plumbing.
335
00:16:21,044 --> 00:16:22,244
Hey, guys, I just, uh,
336
00:16:22,245 --> 00:16:24,880
want to thank, uh,
you and the toners...
337
00:16:24,881 --> 00:16:26,599
[Exhales nervously]
338
00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:29,185
For giving me
this opportunity.
339
00:16:29,186 --> 00:16:30,719
And lending me the blazer.
340
00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:31,921
Thank you, ahem.
341
00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:36,091
That's fine, sir.
Whenever you're ready.
342
00:16:36,092 --> 00:16:37,526
[Blows tone on harmonica]
343
00:16:37,527 --> 00:16:39,328
♪ oh ♪
344
00:16:39,329 --> 00:16:42,097
[Blows tone]
345
00:16:42,098 --> 00:16:45,401
[Out of key]
♪ oh oh ♪
346
00:16:45,402 --> 00:16:46,752
All right.
I messed up.
347
00:16:46,753 --> 00:16:48,204
That didn't count, I just...
348
00:16:48,205 --> 00:16:49,338
I think it's this.
349
00:16:49,339 --> 00:16:52,708
[Blows tone]
350
00:16:52,709 --> 00:16:56,679
[Clearly lip-synching]
♪ oh, my love ♪
351
00:16:56,680 --> 00:16:59,548
♪ my darling ♪
352
00:16:59,549 --> 00:17:04,453
♪ I hunger for your touch ♪
353
00:17:04,454 --> 00:17:07,690
♪ are you still ♪
354
00:17:07,691 --> 00:17:12,611
♪ mi-I-ine ♪
355
00:17:12,612 --> 00:17:15,864
♪ I need ♪
356
00:17:15,865 --> 00:17:19,335
♪ your love ♪
357
00:17:19,336 --> 00:17:23,939
♪ I, I need your love ♪
358
00:17:23,940 --> 00:17:28,244
♪ godspeed your love ♪
359
00:17:28,245 --> 00:17:31,313
♪ to-oo-oo-oo ♪
360
00:17:31,314 --> 00:17:33,299
[Falsetto]
♪ oo-oo-oo ♪
361
00:17:33,300 --> 00:17:39,305
♪ me ♪
362
00:17:39,306 --> 00:17:41,006
Yes!
363
00:17:49,165 --> 00:17:51,000
Oh, um...
364
00:17:51,001 --> 00:17:53,902
Oh, uh, sir...
365
00:17:53,903 --> 00:17:55,471
That was exquisite.
366
00:17:55,472 --> 00:17:57,273
I thought I was kind of
in and out and pitchy,
367
00:17:57,274 --> 00:17:58,741
but thank you,
thank you.
368
00:17:58,742 --> 00:18:01,443
Oh, no, um...
369
00:18:01,444 --> 00:18:02,911
Thank you, sir.
370
00:18:02,912 --> 00:18:05,080
Really, and, um...
371
00:18:05,081 --> 00:18:06,949
On behalf
of the raging toners,
372
00:18:06,950 --> 00:18:09,351
we would... Be honored
373
00:18:09,352 --> 00:18:11,720
To blend your golden voice
with ours.
374
00:18:13,056 --> 00:18:15,457
Oh, yeah,
that's not gonna happen.
375
00:18:16,426 --> 00:18:17,860
I'm sorry, what?
376
00:18:17,861 --> 00:18:19,628
Uh, you were right.
377
00:18:19,629 --> 00:18:21,230
I needed to do it.
378
00:18:21,231 --> 00:18:22,965
And I did it.
Feels good.
379
00:18:22,966 --> 00:18:24,199
Excuse me.
380
00:18:25,852 --> 00:18:27,720
But, sir, that...
381
00:18:27,721 --> 00:18:28,687
This is absurd.
382
00:18:28,688 --> 00:18:30,439
You have an incredible gift.
383
00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:31,940
But I have another gift
384
00:18:31,941 --> 00:18:34,343
that's even more fun
than singing.
385
00:18:34,344 --> 00:18:37,346
And that's making fun
of those who sing.
386
00:18:38,581 --> 00:18:40,949
Think I'm gonna
go with that one.
387
00:18:42,052 --> 00:18:43,619
And, by the way, guys,
388
00:18:43,620 --> 00:18:44,787
can you wait till
I get out of the building
389
00:18:44,788 --> 00:18:47,056
before you oil up and make
a naked pyramid?
390
00:18:47,057 --> 00:18:48,691
[Laughs]
391
00:18:48,692 --> 00:18:50,192
Or, as you call it,
rehearsing.
392
00:18:50,193 --> 00:18:51,427
Ha ha!
393
00:18:54,164 --> 00:18:55,898
[Knock on door]
394
00:18:58,718 --> 00:18:59,835
Hey.
395
00:18:59,836 --> 00:19:01,103
Liz, can I come in?
396
00:19:04,007 --> 00:19:05,924
[Laughter]
397
00:19:05,925 --> 00:19:08,744
Oh, don't sit there.
Tiffy just threw up.
398
00:19:08,745 --> 00:19:10,346
[Laughter]
399
00:19:10,347 --> 00:19:13,048
Oh.
Listen, I feel...
400
00:19:13,049 --> 00:19:14,950
I feel terrible about
hurting your feelings.
401
00:19:14,951 --> 00:19:17,052
You've been such a loyal friend
over the years,
402
00:19:17,053 --> 00:19:18,237
and you deserve better.
403
00:19:18,238 --> 00:19:20,322
It's okay, Audrey.
I get it.
404
00:19:20,323 --> 00:19:22,391
-You do?
-Yes.
405
00:19:22,392 --> 00:19:23,759
I mean, Jeff comes home
from work.
406
00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:25,060
You haven't seen him
all day.
407
00:19:25,061 --> 00:19:27,062
You two value your privacy.
408
00:19:27,063 --> 00:19:29,098
I've always imagined
you have a...
409
00:19:29,099 --> 00:19:32,668
Vigorous physical life
together.
410
00:19:34,404 --> 00:19:36,288
Well... Oh.
411
00:19:36,289 --> 00:19:39,908
Think I'm getting a touch
of what Tiffy had, heh.
412
00:19:39,909 --> 00:19:42,111
I know if Jeff
were my man, I...
413
00:19:42,112 --> 00:19:45,114
Certainly wouldn't want
some footloose single gal
414
00:19:45,115 --> 00:19:46,849
dancing' around in tap-wear,
415
00:19:46,850 --> 00:19:50,619
putting' dangerous thoughts
into his head.
416
00:19:50,620 --> 00:19:52,087
So I'm gonna back off
you two.
417
00:19:52,088 --> 00:19:55,190
Uh... I appreciate
how understanding you're being.
418
00:19:55,191 --> 00:19:56,558
You're being really great.
419
00:19:56,559 --> 00:19:59,528
And besides, you and I
are the ones who are friends.
420
00:19:59,529 --> 00:20:00,796
Yes, we are.
421
00:20:00,797 --> 00:20:02,498
And we have all day to do
girl stuff,
422
00:20:02,499 --> 00:20:03,766
Now that you're
not working.
423
00:20:03,767 --> 00:20:07,002
Maybe tomorrow, we can
go bathing suit shopping.
424
00:20:07,003 --> 00:20:09,238
Did somebody say French cut?
425
00:20:09,239 --> 00:20:10,472
[Gasps]
426
00:20:12,308 --> 00:20:14,009
I take the job.
Great!
427
00:20:14,010 --> 00:20:15,110
What made you
change your mind?
428
00:20:15,111 --> 00:20:17,312
Uh, my friend Liz
convinced me.
429
00:20:20,850 --> 00:20:21,984
Sorry.
430
00:20:21,985 --> 00:20:23,685
No problem at all.
431
00:20:32,991 --> 00:20:34,025
All: ♪ oh, lordy, mama ♪
432
00:20:34,026 --> 00:20:35,293
♪ those Friday nights ♪
433
00:20:35,294 --> 00:20:38,996
♪ when Suzy wore
her dresses tight ♪
434
00:20:38,997 --> 00:20:41,599
♪ the crocodile rockin'
was ou-ou-out ♪
435
00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:44,352
♪ of si-I-I-ight ♪
436
00:20:44,353 --> 00:20:46,871
♪ la ♪
437
00:20:46,872 --> 00:20:49,674
♪ la la la la la ♪
[Liz tapping]
438
00:20:49,675 --> 00:20:53,077
♪ la la la la la ♪
439
00:20:53,078 --> 00:20:56,531
♪ la la la la la ♪
440
00:20:56,532 --> 00:20:58,349
♪ la ♪
441
00:20:58,350 --> 00:21:01,335
♪ la la la la la ♪
442
00:21:01,336 --> 00:21:04,355
♪ la la la la la ♪
443
00:21:04,356 --> 00:21:07,391
♪ la la la la la ♪
444
00:21:07,392 --> 00:21:08,626
All: ♪ sha la la la la ♪
445
00:21:08,627 --> 00:21:14,627
446
00:21:14,677 --> 00:21:19,227
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