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We know letting someone out of their
lease is not standard business procedure.
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But, given our situation--
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Our situation is
that my wife here is crazy.
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Jeff, would you please--
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Ah, ah, ah.
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See, she had an Oprah
"ah-ha moment."
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Oprah.
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The thing is,
Audrey quit her job,
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and then, she thought that
she wanted to sell cookies.
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So, we ended up leasing
a store that we don't need.
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Okay, first of all,
hello from under the bus.
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And you are the one
who rented this place.
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Yeah, I was trying to be
a supportive husband, all right?
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Now put a sock in it.
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Look, you can see
what I'm up against here.
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Down to one income,
it's a tough time.
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Mm-hmm.
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It's a tough time for me too.
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I'll tell you what,
I'll flip a coin,
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we'll see who loses.
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You do.
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But the lease says
I've got to clean the place,
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so, I'll give you a break
on the rent if you do it.
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Hmm.
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I'll flip the coin to see
if I help you clean up.
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No.
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And so now
I'm on the hook
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for a three-month lease
on the store.
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Just more stress
that I don't need.
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Hey, maybe
you can sublet it
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to these
chinese acrobat girls.
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I mean, they don't
need a lot of space,
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'cause they just fold up.
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Your mom had to be high
when she nursed you.
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She says no.
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Anyway, I get
a break on the rent
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if I clean
the place myself,
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but it's
a total mess.
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What are you doing today?
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Oh, I've got big plans
to not help you clean.
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Can you push that
to another day?
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Howdy.
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Doody.
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So guys,
I'm seeing
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this french chick
Margaux, right?
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She's an
exchange student--
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from France?
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She was definitely high.
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So she's getting her master's
in thinky-think.
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But she's so refined
and cultured,
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I'm having trouble
getting her into le sack.
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So, she's french...
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Yet won't surrender.
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Yeah,
it'll be a lot of work,
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but worth it.
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You know, classy girls
are like turtles.
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They're rarely on their backs,
but once it happens
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they're there
for a good, long time.
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Well, if she's a grad student
she must have read Tom Sawyer.
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Did you ever read Tom Sawyer?
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No.
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So you don't know the part
about Tom Sawyer
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and whitewashing
the fence?
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No.
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Oh, my God.
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It's, like,
the greatest story ever.
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I gotta go.
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No, wait, hold on.
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Tell me,
I want to hear it.
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Okay, walk with me
to the store.
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Okay.
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Good afternoon.
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Whatever.
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Sir, I was wondering
if I might sneak out of work
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a tad early this evening?
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You don't have to sneak,
I won't be there.
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Splendid.
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Because, uh, tonight I was
going to take Allison out.
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What's with you guys?
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You're always taking her places,
doing things.
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It's called dating, sir.
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It's where one gives money to a
restaurant or theater,
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as opposed to merely leaving it
on the woman's dresser.
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I've heard of it.
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So, where are you going?
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We're going to see the
Thannhausser Collection
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at the Guggenheim.
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[Giggles]
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Funny words.
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Oh, how about this.
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Margaux and I will double with
you and Allison
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and we'll all go to the
booger-hammer.
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It's the Guggenheim, and,
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oh, I'd love to, sir,
but we have other plans.
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What are you talking about,
you just said
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that's what
you are doing!
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It was worth a shot.
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However,
I'm not sure our plans
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are exactly
your cup of tea, sir.
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Well,
that's true,
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but they are
Margaux's cup of tea.
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She's french
and highly cultured.
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And I really want to
creme her brulee.
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Well sir,
I'm flattered.
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Basically, you'd like to
piggy-back off of my refinement.
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Sure, whatever gets me
in the Google-hummer.
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♪ How many ways
to say I love you? ♪
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♪ how many ways to say
that I'm not scared ♪
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♪ with you by my side ♪
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♪ there is no denying ♪
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♪ that I can't wait
for me and you ♪
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♪ Rules of Engagement 5x07 ♪
Mannequin Head Ball Original Air Date on November 1, 2010
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-- sync by elderman --
-- for www.addic7ed.com --
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And that is
how Tom Sawyer
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tricked the
other boys
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into painting
the fence for him.
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Man, they were gullible.
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That's
pretty clever how
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Tom convinced them
that work was fun.
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Hey, I'm gonna go roll those
chairs over by the wall.
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No, I wanna.
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I can't believe
that I have to pay rent
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on this
useless crap shack!
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Down to one income,
I'm working all the time.
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Yeah, there you go.
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You know,
it's not healthy
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to keep that
all bottled up, man.
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Let it out,
hit something.
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Oh, thanks buddy.
Face or gut?
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No!
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No, no, no, no.
Not me.
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Here, use this.
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No, still not me.
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Gah!
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[Grunts]
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Feel better?
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Yeah.
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Hey, think fast.
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Come on!
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Goal!
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No goal!
It went out of bounds first.
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This a
ruling for the
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commissioner of
mannequin head ball.
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I'll allow it.
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Well, I say no goal.
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And I am the president of
mannequin head ball.
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Who do you report to?
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The commissioner.
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Okay, then.
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What a wonderful exhibit.
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Oh, I know.
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How about
all that art, huh?
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It was all over
the walls and stuff.
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Oh, the Picasso,
and the Rubens.
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Oh, they have those here?
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You're funny.
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Allison and I favored
the Italian futurists.
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Mm.
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They are good.
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Timmy, this might
be the wine talking
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but I think I'd like
another glass of wine.
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And I think that's
an excellent idea.
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I'm sure Margaux here
can attest
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to wine's many
health benefits.
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Oui, oui.
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Yes, it does
make you do that.
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What a lovely evening.
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Yes, it certainly is.
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A most lovely evening.
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Sir, a bottle of
your finest bubbles.
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Ah, champagne.
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Mais naturellement.
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Bravo, mon ami.
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Russell, are all your friends
so sophisticated?
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Oh, my God, yes.
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Oh, dude, no farting.
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I'll allow it.
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[Alarm ringing]
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Okay, okay!
It's halftime!
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Halftime!
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Man, this is the
greatest game ever.
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I know.
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It's already better
than soccer.
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Whoa, whoa.
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I told Jen
I'd be home by now.
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I told Audrey
I'd be back for movie night.
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That's too bad,
this is the best.
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For the first time in weeks
I'm not all stressed out.
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Now is not
the time to go home
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and watch some damn
Tilda Swinton movie.
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Which is why it's too bad
we both have to work late.
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You gotta go
back to the office?
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You...
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You don't
get things, do you?
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Not usually.
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I'm saying that's what
we tell the girls.
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Oh.
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That's why you're
the commissioner.
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Head in play.
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This is the security camera
feed for the store?
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The landlord
sent me a link.
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I logged on to see if Jeff
had cleaned the place,
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and I found this.
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And they have no idea
that we can see them?
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Do they look like people who
know they're being watched?
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For the first time in weeks
he's not working late,
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and instead of coming home,
he does this.
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Is that a mannequin head
they're hitting?
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God, I hope so.
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Well, well, well.
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Look at both of us,
working it.
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It, of course,
being our mojo.
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Spritz, please.
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One for the Jersey side.
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It's going well.
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By showing frenchie
I'm a man of culture,
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I'll see Paris, France,
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and her underpants.
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Artfully said, sir.
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And your presence has not
affected Allison
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in a
negative way at all.
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In fact, she is showing
distinct signs of friskiness.
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Well, I'm happy to have
foamed down the runway for you.
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That you did.
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A little gay.
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Look what I did.
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Wow.
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In hi-def the stupidity
just leaps off the screen.
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It's kind of like watching
a nature documentary.
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Yeah, about apes.
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In their crude game,
the smaller primate
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seems to have
bested the silver-back,
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causing him to retaliate.
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Ooh!
The smaller one cowers,
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and presents his bottom
as a sign of submission.
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Ooh.
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Let's see what happens when
outside stimulus
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is introduced
to their environment.
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[Phone ringing]
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Hey, Aud.
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Hey, it's almost 8:00.
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You gonna make it home
for movie night?
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Oh, I wish I could,
but I'm stuck at work again.
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Really.
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'Cause I called you at work,
it went straight to voicemail.
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I'm working in
the conference room,
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it's closer to the can.
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The silver-back
is a skilled liar.
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Uh, okay.
Well, I hope I see you soon.
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It's probably
going to be a few hours,
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will you quit it?
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Is someone there with you?
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No, I was talking to you.
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Quit it, Audrey,
quit keeping me from my working.
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Back at it.
Okay, bye.
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He's such a good liar,
he took all the fun out of it.
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Well, we know who's gonna
put the fun back in it.
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[Phone ringing]
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No.
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[Phone ringing]
261
00:13:06,864 --> 00:13:09,015
Give it to me.
262
00:13:09,016 --> 00:13:13,136
Don't worry, I got this.
263
00:13:13,137 --> 00:13:14,537
Hey, Jen.
264
00:13:14,538 --> 00:13:16,706
I got stuck in the subway
between stations.
265
00:13:16,707 --> 00:13:18,941
There's no reception,
I can't hear you.
266
00:13:18,942 --> 00:13:21,277
Oh, so you can't
hear me at all?
267
00:13:21,278 --> 00:13:23,896
I can't
hear you at all.
268
00:13:27,618 --> 00:13:28,651
Uh...
269
00:13:28,652 --> 00:13:31,404
The subway snake!
270
00:13:32,856 --> 00:13:34,741
Lying sacks.
271
00:13:34,742 --> 00:13:35,892
You know what?
272
00:13:35,893 --> 00:13:37,360
I'm recording this,
273
00:13:37,361 --> 00:13:40,430
so I can rub it in Jeff's face
when he gets home later.
274
00:13:40,431 --> 00:13:42,231
Subway snakes.
275
00:13:42,232 --> 00:13:46,469
I'm gonna have my tubes tied.
276
00:13:46,470 --> 00:13:48,838
I just feel lucky
that I found someone
277
00:13:48,839 --> 00:13:51,073
who shares
my thirst for culture.
278
00:13:51,074 --> 00:13:54,010
Moi aussi.
279
00:13:54,011 --> 00:13:56,345
Mm.
280
00:13:56,346 --> 00:13:59,816
Ooh.
281
00:14:01,852 --> 00:14:02,885
What is it?
282
00:14:02,886 --> 00:14:04,787
You take my breath away.
283
00:14:04,788 --> 00:14:07,490
It must be the champagne.
284
00:14:07,491 --> 00:14:09,776
Oh, I think it's more
than just the champagne.
285
00:14:27,010 --> 00:14:29,345
Excuse me, I need to
use the ladies room.
286
00:14:29,346 --> 00:14:30,596
Oh, hmm.
287
00:14:30,597 --> 00:14:31,914
I'll join you.
288
00:14:31,915 --> 00:14:33,382
Don't be long.
289
00:14:33,383 --> 00:14:34,817
Do hurry back.
290
00:14:39,556 --> 00:14:42,592
Both: [Giggling]
291
00:14:45,863 --> 00:14:47,897
Both: [Yelling]
292
00:14:47,898 --> 00:14:48,931
Aah!
293
00:14:48,932 --> 00:14:52,034
Ow!
294
00:14:52,035 --> 00:14:56,205
My back,
I can't get up.
295
00:14:56,206 --> 00:14:59,742
You look like a turtle.
296
00:14:59,743 --> 00:15:03,179
Heh, ironic.
297
00:15:06,383 --> 00:15:07,650
Well, the show ended
a while ago,
298
00:15:07,651 --> 00:15:09,151
so the guys
should be home soon.
299
00:15:09,152 --> 00:15:14,957
Well, they could have been
delayed by the subway snakes.
300
00:15:14,958 --> 00:15:16,726
Have you decided how you are
going to bust Jeff?
301
00:15:16,727 --> 00:15:18,294
I have.
302
00:15:18,295 --> 00:15:20,096
I'm going to ask him to tell me
all about work,
303
00:15:20,097 --> 00:15:22,098
effectively
handing him a shovel,
304
00:15:22,099 --> 00:15:23,866
with which to
dig his own grave.
305
00:15:23,867 --> 00:15:27,169
Then as he stands on the
precipice of said grave,
306
00:15:27,170 --> 00:15:31,974
I am going to press play,
and enjoy the thud.
307
00:15:33,443 --> 00:15:36,946
I'm just going to
hide Adam's hair gel.
308
00:15:38,015 --> 00:15:41,200
Ah, the apes return
to their nesting grounds.
309
00:15:42,753 --> 00:15:43,953
Aah.
310
00:15:43,954 --> 00:15:46,622
Look at you guys,
you're both so sweaty.
311
00:15:46,623 --> 00:15:48,524
Oh yeah, it's from doing
separate activities
312
00:15:48,525 --> 00:15:50,760
in different parts
of the city.
313
00:15:53,347 --> 00:15:54,347
Well, it's late.
314
00:15:54,348 --> 00:15:56,299
You guys must be hungry.
315
00:15:56,300 --> 00:15:57,350
I'll warm up some dinner,
316
00:15:57,351 --> 00:15:59,435
but, uh, in the meantime,
want a banana?
317
00:15:59,436 --> 00:16:01,270
Ooh.
Aah.
318
00:16:08,378 --> 00:16:12,114
That's a nice treat,
isn't it?
319
00:16:12,115 --> 00:16:13,649
Come on, Adam.
Let's go home.
320
00:16:13,650 --> 00:16:15,034
Yeah, I should shower.
321
00:16:15,035 --> 00:16:19,205
This sweat
is making me itchy.
322
00:16:21,625 --> 00:16:23,209
It's a shame
you had to work late again.
323
00:16:23,210 --> 00:16:26,662
Someone's gotta
bring home the bacon, right?
324
00:16:26,663 --> 00:16:28,264
Yeah.
325
00:16:28,265 --> 00:16:30,066
So, what did you do
at work tonight?
326
00:16:30,067 --> 00:16:31,901
I had to clean up
some accounts,
327
00:16:31,902 --> 00:16:34,303
check out
some foreign markets.
328
00:16:34,304 --> 00:16:36,205
Diversification.
329
00:16:36,206 --> 00:16:37,873
A lot of stock stuff.
330
00:16:37,874 --> 00:16:39,742
Yeah?
331
00:16:39,743 --> 00:16:44,313
Dow, Nasdaq.
332
00:16:44,314 --> 00:16:47,383
Well, I had an interesting
evening too, and, uh,
333
00:16:47,384 --> 00:16:48,684
I'd like to
share it with you.
334
00:16:48,685 --> 00:16:49,936
Oh, okay.
335
00:16:49,937 --> 00:16:51,020
But, hey.
336
00:16:51,021 --> 00:16:52,388
What?
337
00:16:52,389 --> 00:16:53,356
I know that I've
been stressed
338
00:16:53,357 --> 00:16:54,690
about work
and everything, lately
339
00:16:54,691 --> 00:16:55,891
and I've probably been
taking it out on you.
340
00:16:55,892 --> 00:16:58,260
So...Sorry.
341
00:16:59,930 --> 00:17:00,997
Really?
342
00:17:00,998 --> 00:17:04,266
Yeah.
343
00:17:04,267 --> 00:17:06,435
Well, thanks.
344
00:17:06,436 --> 00:17:07,670
I appreciate that.
345
00:17:07,671 --> 00:17:08,704
But, you know,
346
00:17:08,705 --> 00:17:09,839
I got to work through
some stuff today,
347
00:17:09,840 --> 00:17:11,507
and you know what?
348
00:17:11,508 --> 00:17:14,910
I'm feeling a lot better.
349
00:17:14,911 --> 00:17:18,581
Well...
350
00:17:18,582 --> 00:17:20,549
That's great.
351
00:17:20,550 --> 00:17:23,436
And, let's just
be in this together.
352
00:17:23,437 --> 00:17:24,720
All right?
353
00:17:24,721 --> 00:17:26,589
I mean, I was dumb for thinking
I could sell cookies,
354
00:17:26,590 --> 00:17:29,025
and, you were dumb
for renting the store.
355
00:17:30,627 --> 00:17:33,896
There's plenty of dumb
to go around here.
356
00:17:33,897 --> 00:17:37,566
And, um, anyway,
what did you want to show me?
357
00:17:37,567 --> 00:17:39,301
No, it's not important.
358
00:17:39,302 --> 00:17:40,870
It never is.
359
00:17:44,007 --> 00:17:45,775
I'm just kidding.
360
00:17:46,777 --> 00:17:48,444
I'm just kidding.
361
00:17:48,445 --> 00:17:49,778
All right, look.
362
00:17:49,779 --> 00:17:53,716
If you need to work late,
if that makes you feel better,
363
00:17:53,717 --> 00:17:57,303
I'm okay with it,
I'm good here.
364
00:17:57,304 --> 00:18:01,974
Jen and I found
a new show to watch, actually.
365
00:18:01,975 --> 00:18:05,227
It's a nature thing.
366
00:18:05,228 --> 00:18:06,228
It's one of
those deals where
367
00:18:06,229 --> 00:18:09,098
dumb animals
do stupid things?
368
00:18:11,268 --> 00:18:13,903
Pretty much.
369
00:18:13,904 --> 00:18:15,988
I'll warm up your dinner.
370
00:18:15,989 --> 00:18:19,408
I'm gonna finish my banana.
371
00:18:19,409 --> 00:18:21,477
[Grunts]
372
00:18:24,715 --> 00:18:26,082
Given our legs
were in a tangle,
373
00:18:26,083 --> 00:18:28,217
and we'd all
had a lot to drink,
374
00:18:28,218 --> 00:18:31,120
it was an
understandable mistake.
375
00:18:33,090 --> 00:18:36,959
Okay, now you know,
and we can all move on.
376
00:18:39,596 --> 00:18:41,430
Dude, we held hands.
377
00:18:41,431 --> 00:18:44,216
They're not moving on
for years.
378
00:18:45,602 --> 00:18:50,172
I mean, it was just
a matter of time for you two.
379
00:18:50,173 --> 00:18:52,808
All the tension,
the need for release.
380
00:18:52,809 --> 00:18:54,577
Mm.
381
00:18:54,578 --> 00:18:58,047
Stop it, don't touch me,
I don't want to be touched.
382
00:18:58,048 --> 00:19:01,584
That's not
what he said.
383
00:19:01,585 --> 00:19:03,319
What on earth
are you doing?
384
00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:04,420
I'm trying to
get on their side,
385
00:19:04,421 --> 00:19:07,323
I don't like it here.
386
00:19:07,324 --> 00:19:10,793
Plus my back is
still killing me.
387
00:19:10,794 --> 00:19:13,095
Way to go, slugger.
388
00:19:17,567 --> 00:19:18,634
Uh, you know what
you guys both need
389
00:19:18,635 --> 00:19:20,169
is a
shot of testosterone.
390
00:19:20,170 --> 00:19:22,204
Oh, already getting them.
391
00:19:22,205 --> 00:19:25,841
That's not what I meant.
392
00:19:25,842 --> 00:19:29,111
Adam and I discovered something
that might help you gals
393
00:19:29,112 --> 00:19:31,514
erase the memory
of last night.
394
00:19:33,984 --> 00:19:35,717
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
395
00:19:35,718 --> 00:19:37,103
Oh!
Trick shot!
396
00:19:37,104 --> 00:19:39,421
Yeah!
397
00:19:39,422 --> 00:19:40,523
Nice work.
398
00:19:40,524 --> 00:19:41,657
Yeah.
399
00:19:41,658 --> 00:19:43,559
Fancy another game,
old man?
400
00:19:43,560 --> 00:19:45,528
Oh, you know what?
Bring it.
401
00:19:45,529 --> 00:19:46,629
I think this is working.
402
00:19:46,630 --> 00:19:48,898
I'm starting to
feel more manly already.
403
00:19:48,899 --> 00:19:50,366
Indeed.
404
00:19:50,367 --> 00:19:53,936
I too feel masculinity
cascading from stem to stern.
405
00:19:56,256 --> 00:19:57,373
This one's
still got a ways to go.
406
00:19:57,374 --> 00:19:59,708
Yeah.
Head in play.
407
00:19:59,709 --> 00:20:01,243
This show just
keeps getting better.
408
00:20:01,244 --> 00:20:03,045
I like the way they added
these new characters
409
00:20:03,046 --> 00:20:04,947
to keep it fresh.
410
00:20:04,948 --> 00:20:08,083
Ow, ow, ow!
411
00:20:08,084 --> 00:20:09,752
My back, I can't move!
412
00:20:09,753 --> 00:20:11,453
What are you doing?
413
00:20:11,454 --> 00:20:12,754
Aah!
414
00:20:12,755 --> 00:20:14,056
Stop the game!
415
00:20:14,057 --> 00:20:16,759
He's mounting me!
416
00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:18,594
I'll allow it!
417
00:20:18,595 --> 00:20:19,662
Ow, my back!
418
00:20:19,663 --> 00:20:21,831
I can't move!
419
00:20:21,832 --> 00:20:23,799
Did not see that coming.
420
00:20:43,786 --> 00:20:45,019
Uh-oh.
421
00:20:49,658 --> 00:20:51,092
Wait, I think
they're on to us.
422
00:20:51,093 --> 00:20:54,462
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