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Oh, my God.
You're gonna be our surrogate.
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She's gonna be our surrogate.
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I know.
I've been here the whole time.
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We're just excited.
I'm excited too.
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I'll see you guys soon?
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Okay.
Okay.
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Hi, there.
Russell Dunbar.
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Pam Nelson.
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Oh, I know a Pam Nelson.
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She finds me charming
and adorable.
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Wait, that's you.
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Wow. Has that line
ever worked?
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Ha. We'll see.
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No!
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Can you believe it?
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I mean,
after all that searching.
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And she's perfect.
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She was perfect
when she left our apartment.
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Let's go inside.
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You know,
I was thinking,
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sometimes these things--
inside.
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And so Bartholomew Vader
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named the device
after his daughter, Ella.
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That's why they call it
the "Ella-Vader."
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Really?
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So it has nothing to do
with the fact
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that it elevates, huh?
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No.
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In fact, Bartholomew almost
named it after himself.
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The "Barth-Vader."
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Well, it was--it was nice
talking to you.
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Yeah. You too.
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So where are you headed?
Oh, really?
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I'm heading that way too.
Let's share a cab.
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[Door closes]
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Oscar, did you see
a blond lady
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with what looks like
a smaller blond lady?
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Yes. I just got a cab
for them.
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Why? Why did you do that?
Because they tipped me.
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If you'd like,
I can explain what that means.
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Pick up. Pick up.
Pick up. Yay. Voicemail.
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Russell, the woman
that you're with
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is the surrogate
that Audrey and I hired
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to carry our child.
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Do not touch her.
Stay off.
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Get off her!
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♪ How many ways
to say I love you? ♪
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♪ how many ways to say
that I'm not scared ♪
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♪ with you by my side ♪
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♪ there is no denying ♪
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♪ that I can't wait
for me and you ♪
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[phone rings]
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Russell Dunbar's office.
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Oh, hello, Mr. Bingham.
What? Oh, dear.
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So you want me
to track down my boss
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before he pollutes
your would-be surrogate?
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Just another day at the office
for Timmy.
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Look, it's important.
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You remember that time
Russell touched
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one of Audrey's french fries?
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Well, imagine if that french fry
was gonna carry her child.
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Instead of just touching it,
he whips out--
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yes, sir, analogy noted.
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I'll find him.
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Um, I think my first stop
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will be the laser light show
at the planetarium.
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He's into that?
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No, he just finds
that the show
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leaves women confused
and disoriented.
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He's into that.
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Well, see,
if he touches Pam,
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I'm gonna confuse and disorient
his face.
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And with that pithy bon mot
from your rapier-like wit,
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I'm off.
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What?
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That is such great news.
We are so happy for you.
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Yeah, congrats.
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Hey, you know,
we might use a surrogate too.
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Why would we do that?
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Well, with a surrogate,
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you won't get all big
and bloated.
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And let's be honest,
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we all know
where the baby comes out.
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No, I don't. Where?
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Don't make me say it.
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Hey, there they are.
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Oh, hey, congrats
on the surrogate, Buddy.
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Thanks.
Jeff, where did you just go?
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I just, uh, ran
down the stairs
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and then, uh, back up again.
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Why?
That's great exercise.
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It's great exercise.
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And you guys have to be
in good shape
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if you're gonna be chasing
a kid around.
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What,
are you a mind reader?
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'Cause that's exactly
what I was doing.
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You know,
running the stairs
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could be the answer
to my problem.
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What problem?
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The other day, my wallet
fell out of my back pocket.
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You know, and it used to fit
all snuggly in my pants.
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But...My butt's
getting smaller.
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He's worried he's gonna
end up like his dad.
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You mean with a son
who tells really dull stories?
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No. His dad has just about
no rear end at all.
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It's lower back
straight into legs.
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It's almost to the point
where he can't use
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a conventional chair.
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Running the stairs
could give me the rounded,
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muscular buttocks I want.
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That we want.
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That's a great story.
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Let's end this visit
on a high note.
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Congrats again, you guys.
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Hey, what do you want to be
for Halloween this year?
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Can you believe
we are that much closer
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to being parents?
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Yeah, it's really freaky.
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Give me Pam's number.
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I want to call her.
Why?
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You know, thank her
for letting us use her innards.
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Oh.
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I like your enthusiasm.
Don't like "innards."
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Voicemail.
Hey, give it to me.
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Pam, hey, it's Jeff Bingham.
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Listen, we already miss you
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and we really want
to talk to you
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so call me back
as soon as you can.
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And, uh, you know,
for instance,
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say you're gonna do
some activity.
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Call me before you do
the activity.
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Call me.
And Audrey says "hey."
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What?
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I'm excited
about having a baby.
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God, I--sometimes I feel like
I'm alone in this.
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Whoa.
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Yeah.
It's pretty wild, huh?
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I guess they started
doing these shows
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in the mid-'70s
before I was born.
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I'm young.
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Yeah,
it's--it's hypnotic.
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I'm actually starting
to get a little dizzy
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and light-headed.
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Really?
That's wildly unexpected.
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Maybe we should get out of here
and go somewhere else.
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Yeah, okay.
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Wow.
My neck's a little tight.
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Hopefully
the next place we go
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doesn't involve me staring up
at the ceiling.
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That'll be your call.
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Come on, Jeff.
Keep up.
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Running the stairs
was your idea.
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Yeah. This is exactly
how I was hoping
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it would play out.
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Keep going.
[cell phone rings]
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Getting a call.
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It's probably death
letting me know he's on his way.
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It's a client.
You go, I'll catch up.
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If you can catch up.
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If that's a challenge,
consider it accepted.
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What a nightmare.
Timmy.
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What's up?
You find Russell?
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No, but thanks
to the second-hand smoke,
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I have found a tasty buzz.
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Come on, Timmy, you got
to keep it together, all right?
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What's your next move?
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Well, I thought we needed
someone to stake out
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Mr. Dunbar's apartment
in case he brings Pam there.
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So I asked Jennifer.
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Not Adam?
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I tried,
but he said he was busy, sir.
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Oh, hey, Buddy.
Time to start working my ass.
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Whoo!
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It's too bad.
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Could've made
a valuable member
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of the team.
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Well, I'm off
to the hot dog place
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on 72nd street.
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Russell takes girls out
for a weiner.
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That's real subtle.
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No, but if I don't get
a chili cheese dog soon,
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it will assuredly harsh
my mellow.
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All right, Timmy,
I'm in the hallway.
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Excellent.
Excellent hot dogs.
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Ugh. So this is the place
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where hope and dignity go
to die.
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Jennifer.
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I knew you'd come around.
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I need about 20 minutes
to reload.
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Please tell me
that you weren't just
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with a woman named Pam.
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Let me think.
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"Oh, Pam. Oh, Pam.
Do it, Pam!"
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Yeah, it was Pam.
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Wait, how did you know that?
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I only tweeted it
like five minutes ago.
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@russelldunbar.
You follow me.
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Russell?
Yeah, babe.
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Is it all right if I take
a quick shower?
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Sure, babe.
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Don't you need to go start
the hidden shower cam?
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No.
It's motion activated.
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You have no idea
what you've just done.
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All I've done is done made
meself pretty tired.
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Oh, noooo!
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Jennifer, what's wrong?
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You saw what?
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Oh, my.
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[Cell phone rings]
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Hey, Timmy, what's up?
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Oh, no. Oh, God.
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Okay.
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No pain, no gain,
old man.
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Whoa!
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Where's Russell?
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Mr. Bingham. Yes.
Ah, hi there.
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I'm so sorry, but Mr. Dunbar's
not available right now.
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Um, of course,
you're more than welcome
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to leave a message.
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But, uh, I'm afraid
you can't go in there.
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So...Nn.
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Mr. Bingham's here
to see you, sir.
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Thank you, Timmy.
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[Clears throat]
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You defiled our surrogate!
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I ought to smack
that spray tan right off of you!
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Won't work.
I got burnt sienna.
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Guaranteed for five days.
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Timmy, get back in here.
[over intercom] No.
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Listen, dude, I'm sorry,
but it's not my fault.
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When Jen told me who she was,
I felt horrible.
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And I only had sex
with her again because,
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you know, I wanted to have sex
with her again.
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You've ruined it for us!
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Really?
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Is the thought of her being
with me that disgusting?
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Absolutely.
[over intercom] I agree.
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I'm not that bad of a guy
despite all your joking.
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Am I laughing?
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Hard to tell. Your face
doesn't move a lot.
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Audrey's gonna hate this
even more than I do.
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Oh, yeah.
She's not a fan of mine.
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That's why you don't tell her
a thing.
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No, that's not how we're
gonna play this.
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You're gonna come over
and you're gonna tell her.
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[Over intercom]
♪ duh-duh duh! ♪
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how do you turn
this damn thing off?
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[Over intercom]
The blue button, sir.
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Ha. Just kidding.
It's the red one.
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I can't tell Audrey, dude.
She'll kill me.
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No, no.
Pam's gonna be around.
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She'll see you.
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It's better Audrey
find out now
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then after I paid her
all that money.
257
00:11:55,332 --> 00:11:56,449
Or even worse,
258
00:11:56,450 --> 00:11:57,633
after she's all goofed up
259
00:11:57,634 --> 00:12:00,386
with our baby stuff.
260
00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:03,506
Ah. Dude, I'm sorry.
261
00:12:03,507 --> 00:12:06,926
I feel for you, Buddy.
But I'm not telling Audrey.
262
00:12:06,927 --> 00:12:08,978
And you can't make me.
263
00:12:10,848 --> 00:12:12,315
Timmy, I'm gonna step out
for a bit.
264
00:12:12,316 --> 00:12:15,485
Hold my calls.
265
00:12:15,486 --> 00:12:18,738
Yes, sir.
266
00:12:22,192 --> 00:12:24,393
Oh. She's not here.
Okay, cool.
267
00:12:24,394 --> 00:12:26,446
Well, later, lurch.
268
00:12:26,447 --> 00:12:32,168
Hey, Jeff...
Oh, why is that here?
269
00:12:32,169 --> 00:12:34,670
He's here for a reason.
He has something to tell you.
270
00:12:34,671 --> 00:12:39,625
Russ.
271
00:12:39,626 --> 00:12:41,711
Hey, aud, um, we were
just cruising
272
00:12:41,712 --> 00:12:45,681
around the neighborhood
and, um...
273
00:12:45,682 --> 00:12:49,101
I, uh, I hooked up
with, uh, your surrogate
274
00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:50,186
and it won't happen again.
275
00:12:50,187 --> 00:12:54,574
And I'm sorry.
276
00:12:54,575 --> 00:12:58,277
[Laughs]
277
00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:01,263
That's really good.
That was very good.
278
00:13:01,264 --> 00:13:02,865
You guys almost had me.
279
00:13:02,866 --> 00:13:06,118
Aha ha ha. The look
on your face was priceless.
280
00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:08,120
Truly classic.
Got to go.
281
00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:10,373
Russell.
282
00:13:10,374 --> 00:13:12,942
Be a man.
No.
283
00:13:17,831 --> 00:13:22,084
Audrey, I actually
did have sex with Pam.
284
00:13:26,790 --> 00:13:30,843
I'm speechless.
285
00:13:30,844 --> 00:13:33,145
So this is what it takes.
286
00:13:37,300 --> 00:13:39,134
I swear I didn't know
she was your surrogate.
287
00:13:39,135 --> 00:13:40,653
I just met her like normal.
288
00:13:40,654 --> 00:13:41,654
And then I asked her out.
289
00:13:41,655 --> 00:13:42,972
And then we went
to my house.
290
00:13:42,973 --> 00:13:46,308
And then the usual, you know?
Twice.
291
00:13:48,245 --> 00:13:50,479
I knew it. I knew it.
It was too perfect.
292
00:13:50,480 --> 00:13:52,448
I knew something had
to go wrong.
293
00:13:52,449 --> 00:13:56,485
I just didn't know
how horribly, horribly wrong.
294
00:13:56,486 --> 00:13:58,320
Okay, we have fun.
We do.
295
00:13:58,321 --> 00:14:02,375
But, seriously,
what's so bad about me?
296
00:14:02,376 --> 00:14:07,930
You're sleazy, indiscriminate,
deceitful, shallow, lustful.
297
00:14:07,931 --> 00:14:11,217
And you shame both women
and yourself.
298
00:14:11,218 --> 00:14:14,937
Some chicks go for that.
299
00:14:14,938 --> 00:14:17,690
I can't believe this.
We can't use Pam now.
300
00:14:17,691 --> 00:14:20,843
Why not?
She slept with you.
301
00:14:20,844 --> 00:14:25,481
So, obviously,
she drinks too much.
302
00:14:25,482 --> 00:14:29,735
She had one glass of wine.
Oh, so she does drugs.
303
00:14:29,736 --> 00:14:33,139
She didn't do any drugs!
None that she knew of.
304
00:14:33,140 --> 00:14:35,491
I didn't slip her--
305
00:14:35,492 --> 00:14:41,464
I'm starting to question
how you see me.
306
00:14:41,465 --> 00:14:46,368
You can go now.
No. I won't be going.
307
00:14:46,369 --> 00:14:49,038
I've been disrespected.
308
00:14:49,039 --> 00:14:51,390
And I'm not leaving here
till I get an apology.
309
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:54,043
How about that?
310
00:14:54,044 --> 00:14:59,381
Ow.
311
00:14:59,382 --> 00:15:04,153
Apology accepted.
312
00:15:04,154 --> 00:15:06,155
How's the ass blasting
going?
313
00:15:06,156 --> 00:15:08,074
You tell me.
314
00:15:18,735 --> 00:15:22,338
So what are you thinking?
315
00:15:22,339 --> 00:15:24,290
Well, on the one hand,
316
00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:26,425
am I angry
about what Russell did?
317
00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:28,077
You betcha.
318
00:15:28,078 --> 00:15:29,845
Did I fantasize
about getting revenge?
319
00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:31,013
Sure did.
320
00:15:31,014 --> 00:15:32,882
Did I go online
and look up poisons
321
00:15:32,883 --> 00:15:36,218
that can't be detected
in an autopsy?
322
00:15:36,219 --> 00:15:38,754
Who wouldn't?
323
00:15:38,755 --> 00:15:41,440
You could just feed him
your meatloaf.
324
00:15:44,427 --> 00:15:46,362
But despite what happened,
325
00:15:46,363 --> 00:15:48,314
I still think Pam would make
a great surrogate.
326
00:15:48,315 --> 00:15:49,982
I mean, logically,
that hasn't changed.
327
00:15:49,983 --> 00:15:51,283
Right.
What do you think?
328
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:53,035
I'm the one
doing all the talking here.
329
00:15:53,036 --> 00:15:57,957
It's been that way
since the wedding.
330
00:15:57,958 --> 00:15:59,375
What the hell
is wrong with you?
331
00:15:59,376 --> 00:16:00,660
I'm sorry.
332
00:16:00,661 --> 00:16:02,495
Look, I'm not thrilled
about what happened either.
333
00:16:02,496 --> 00:16:04,213
But I remember how excited
and relieved we were
334
00:16:04,214 --> 00:16:05,381
when we found Pam.
335
00:16:05,382 --> 00:16:06,615
Yes. I remember that too.
336
00:16:06,616 --> 00:16:07,883
So here--this is where
I stand.
337
00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:09,618
I just want you to be happy.
338
00:16:09,619 --> 00:16:15,257
I want us to be happy.
339
00:16:15,258 --> 00:16:17,476
You know what,
let's keep Pam.
340
00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:20,396
Yeah?
Yes. Yes.
341
00:16:20,397 --> 00:16:22,181
We are too big and powerful
342
00:16:22,182 --> 00:16:24,633
to let Russell
have any effect on us.
343
00:16:24,634 --> 00:16:26,936
That's right.
We're huge.
344
00:16:26,937 --> 00:16:30,106
Yeah. He's nothing.
345
00:16:30,107 --> 00:16:32,241
We are not going to let him
ruin this for us.
346
00:16:32,242 --> 00:16:34,076
No, we are not.
347
00:16:34,077 --> 00:16:38,814
In fact, I am going to transfer
the fee to Pam right now.
348
00:16:38,815 --> 00:16:40,783
Good.
349
00:16:40,784 --> 00:16:43,035
By hitting this button
right here,
350
00:16:43,036 --> 00:16:47,456
which will remove
a large sum of money
351
00:16:47,457 --> 00:16:49,291
from our account
352
00:16:49,292 --> 00:16:50,860
and send it to hers.
353
00:16:50,861 --> 00:16:53,328
Do it.
I will.
354
00:16:53,329 --> 00:16:55,214
Because you are positive
355
00:16:55,215 --> 00:16:57,266
that you're okay with her.
356
00:16:57,267 --> 00:16:59,668
I am.
You don't have to worry.
357
00:16:59,669 --> 00:17:02,671
Go ahead. Do it.
358
00:17:02,672 --> 00:17:04,073
It's done.
359
00:17:04,074 --> 00:17:06,859
[Exhales] Good.
360
00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:08,194
And you know what,
361
00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:09,678
now that all of this
is behind us,
362
00:17:09,679 --> 00:17:12,314
I feel even more positive
about Pam than I did before.
363
00:17:12,315 --> 00:17:14,200
I'm glad to hear that.
Mm.
364
00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:17,519
[Clicks button]
Now it's actually done.
365
00:17:23,359 --> 00:17:27,329
Both: Push! Push! Push!
366
00:17:36,907 --> 00:17:39,892
Waaaaah.
367
00:17:39,893 --> 00:17:44,847
Waaaah.
Waaa-haaa-haaa-haaa.
368
00:17:50,553 --> 00:17:54,774
Uh, he's good and hungry.
369
00:17:58,361 --> 00:18:03,565
Uh-uh, mama. No bottle.
I want the real thing.
370
00:18:03,566 --> 00:18:07,369
Now whip them puppies out.
371
00:18:07,370 --> 00:18:10,005
Ah. Oh! Oh, God.
372
00:18:10,006 --> 00:18:12,291
Oh, God, Jeff. Wake up. Wake up.
I just had the worst dream.
373
00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:17,713
[Hushing]
[softly] You'll wake the baby.
374
00:18:17,714 --> 00:18:20,132
Too late. I'm up.
375
00:18:20,133 --> 00:18:21,851
Aaaah!
Aaaah!
376
00:18:21,852 --> 00:18:25,387
Ah ah ah!
377
00:18:25,388 --> 00:18:29,608
We need a new surrogate?
378
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:33,095
Okay.
379
00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:40,352
So anyway, that's why we had
to let Pam go.
380
00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:41,554
There is good news.
381
00:18:41,555 --> 00:18:43,438
Remember how we used to have
thousands of dollars
382
00:18:43,439 --> 00:18:45,440
more than we needed?
383
00:18:45,441 --> 00:18:47,326
I'm sorry, you guys.
384
00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:48,944
Well, it looks like
we're back on the market
385
00:18:48,945 --> 00:18:50,296
for a surrogate.
386
00:18:50,297 --> 00:18:53,249
What about Jen?
387
00:18:53,250 --> 00:18:56,502
What about Jen for what?
388
00:18:56,503 --> 00:18:58,254
To be their surrogate.
389
00:18:58,255 --> 00:19:00,472
What are you talking about?
390
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:02,457
We owe them.
391
00:19:02,458 --> 00:19:04,459
And they've always done
nice stuff for us.
392
00:19:04,460 --> 00:19:05,845
Remember we left
for the week
393
00:19:05,846 --> 00:19:07,596
and they took in our mail
for us?
394
00:19:12,135 --> 00:19:15,070
How about we give them
a nice bottle of wine?
395
00:19:15,071 --> 00:19:20,276
Yeah. Probably be less
wear and tear on your rig.
396
00:19:21,477 --> 00:19:22,978
Here's an idea:
397
00:19:22,979 --> 00:19:25,247
Why don't you think
before you talk?
398
00:19:25,248 --> 00:19:28,317
Will do.
399
00:19:28,318 --> 00:19:30,619
Oh, sheesh, I got to go.
400
00:19:30,620 --> 00:19:33,706
This guy at the gym promised
he was gonna go nuts on my ass.
401
00:19:43,052 --> 00:19:46,705
So you and Audrey are back
on the surrogate hunt?
402
00:19:46,706 --> 00:19:48,940
Yeah.
Thanks again for that.
403
00:19:48,941 --> 00:19:51,443
You know, if I may,
404
00:19:51,444 --> 00:19:54,980
next time,
you go with a real uggo.
405
00:19:54,981 --> 00:19:59,067
You know, make sure
she's russell-proof.
406
00:19:59,068 --> 00:20:00,268
That's an interesting
thought.
407
00:20:00,269 --> 00:20:01,636
Or how about this:
408
00:20:01,637 --> 00:20:04,706
You go anywhere near
our next surrogate
409
00:20:04,707 --> 00:20:07,392
and I pound you until
there's nothing but a red puddle
410
00:20:07,393 --> 00:20:09,794
of bad '70s hair.
411
00:20:14,616 --> 00:20:17,152
It's always good
to have choices.
412
00:20:17,153 --> 00:20:20,505
Hey.
How's the gym?
413
00:20:20,506 --> 00:20:22,790
That guy blast your ass?
414
00:20:24,844 --> 00:20:30,065
No.
Why not?
415
00:20:30,066 --> 00:20:33,368
Turns out we were talking
about two different things.
416
00:20:34,587 --> 00:20:37,972
417
00:20:38,022 --> 00:20:42,572
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