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[LAUGHS]
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OK, SO YOU'VE GOT
12 MONTHS
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OF MAD,WELL ILLUSTRATED.
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6 MONTHS OF KINGSOF DRAG RACING
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AND 24 MONTHS
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OF INDOOR SOCCERWEEKLY.
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AND THE MAGAZINES
SHOULD BE ARRIVING
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IN FOUR
TO SIX WEEKS.
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THANK YOU.
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FROM MY MOUTH
TO GOD'S EAR.
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NICE WORK, BABE.
REAL SMOOTH.
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YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE
ABOUT THIS JOB, DAN?
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NOTHING.
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THAT'S THE SPIRIT!
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D.J., BY THE TIME
YOU MOVE,
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I'LL BE GOING
THROUGH MENOPAUSE.
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DARLENE...
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NICE MOVE, BUDDY!
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HA!
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KING ME.
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DAD, YOU GAVE HIM
A TRIPLE JUMP!
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WELL, I ALREADY
TOOK MY HAND OFF.
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YOU'RE JUST
LETTING HIM WIN
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'CAUSE
HE'S A MIDGET.
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AM NOT!
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ARE, TOO!
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WHY DON'T YOU
TAKE A BREAK, BABE?
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I CAN'T, DAN.
THIS IS MY PRIME TIME.
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EVERYBODY'S HOME
FIGHTING WITH THEIR SPOUSE
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AND BEING TORTURED
BY THEIR CHILDREN.
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YEAH, SOME PEOPLE
ARE EVEN
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FEEDING
THEIR CHILDREN.
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WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE
SOME PEOPLE'S CHILDREN
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HAVE ALREADY
SET THE TABLE.
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I TALK TOO MUCH.
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OK, DEEJ, WHAT DO YOU SAY
WE CALL IT A TIE?
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I HAD YOU!
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D.J., YOU CAN'T PLAY
CHECKERS TO SAVE YOUR LIFE.
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DARLENE,
PUT OUT THE FORKS
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AND STICK ONE
IN YOUR TONGUE.
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IS MY HAIR OK
LIKE THIS?
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IT MAKES ME LOOK OLDER,
DON'T YOU THINK?
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JIMMY'S A JUNIOR.
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WHO'S JIMMY?
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YOU DON'T KNOW HIM.
HE'S IN HIGH SCHOOL.
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OH, EXCUSE ME.
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JIMMY MELTRIGGER'S
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THE VARSITY QUARTERBACK.
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OOH. TELL HIM
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NO TAKING THE SNAP
ON THE FIRST DATE.
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DAN!
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JUST TRYING TO GET HER
READY FOR GAME TIME.
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WELL, WHEN IS GAME TIME,
BY THE WAY?
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TOMORROW NIGHT.
HE'S PICKING ME UP HERE.
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AS OPPOSED TO WHERE,
MOTEL 6?
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WHY DON'T YOU WEAR
YOUR BLUE SWEATER OUTFIT?
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YOU LOOK REALLY
GOOD IN THAT.
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I MIGHT, BUT
IF I DO WEAR IT,
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IT WON'T BE
BECAUSE OF YOU.
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I WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP.
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JUST DON'T.
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FINE!
GO AHEAD AND WEAR
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ONE OF YOUR DORKY
BIG-BUTT OUTFITS.
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[DOORBELL CHIMES]
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THIS IS MAGAZINE
DISCOUNT HOUSE.
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DARLENE,
GET THE DOOR.
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WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO
GET THE DOOR?
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YOU DON'T ALWAYS
HAVE TO GET THE DOOR.
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[RING]
I'LL GO.
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HI, CRYSTAL.
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HELLO, HELLO, HELLO!
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HEY, CRYSTAL, DID
YOU GET THE DRESS?
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UH-HUH.
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I WENT THROUGH
MY COUSIN BEVERLY'S CLOSET
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AND I FOUND A TREASURE.
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TOMORROW NIGHT, ROSEANNE,
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YOU WILL BE THE BELLE
OF THE BALL!
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I'D RATHER WEAR
THE BAG.
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WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT?
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WELL, YOU STICK
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A COUPLE CANDLES
IN MY NOSE,
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AND I'D LOOK LIKE
A BIRTHDAY CAKE.
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THANKS ANYWAY,
CRYSTAL.
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DAN, YOU JUST BETTER
GO TO THIS THING
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ALL BY YOURSELF.
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NO DICE, BABE.
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YOU GOTTA GO.
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IT'S
A GRAND OPENING.
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I DRY WALLED THIS
BANK FOR YOU.
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WELL, WHY COULDN'T YOU
HAVE DRY WALLED
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SOME DRESS SHOP FOR ME?
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COME ON,
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YOU'LL HAVE
A GREAT TIME.
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FREE CHAMPAGNE,
LIVE BAND,
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ALL THE SHRIMP
YOU CAN EAT,
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AND, YES, ME.
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WHAT MORE
COULD YOU WANT?
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I WANT A NEW DRESS.
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WHY DON'T YOU
HAVE ANY MONEY?
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WELL, I DID,
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BUT I BLEW IT ON
TUBE SOCKS FOR D.J.
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DAMN! I HATE MYSELF.
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HEY, I KNOW WHERE YOU
CAN BORROW
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A REALLY NICE DRESS,
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BUT YOU'VE GOT
TO BE OPEN.
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WHAT IS THAT
SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
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BY OPEN, I MEAN
I KNOW SOMEONE
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WHO YOU CAN BORROW
A DRESS FROM,
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BUT WHEN I MENTION
HER NAME,
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YOU GOT TO PROMISE
YOU WON'T SCREAM.
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I PROMISE.
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EDNA DeBELCO.
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AAH!
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WHO'S EDNA DeBELCO?
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AAH!
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SHE'S A REALLY
WONDERFUL PERSON, DAN.
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ROSEANNE'S JUST SCREAMIN'
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BECAUSE SHE THINKS
EDNA'S A WHININ',
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COMPLAININ',
SNIVELING KLETCH.
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KVETCH.
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BECKY, WHAT DO YOU
THINK OF THIS DRESS?
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STICK A FEW CANDLES
IN IT AND MAKE A WISH.
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HEY, MOM, WHAT YOU
WORKIN' ON?
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INVOICES.
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I'M ORDERING
NEW CHILDREN.
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YEAH?
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WELL, WHY DON'T
WE TRADE BECKY IN
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FOR A PARTIALLY TATTOOED
LATIN BOY OF 16?
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'CAUSE THAT'S MY
CHRISTMAS PRESENT TO MYSELF.
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HOLD IT.
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COULD THIS WOMAN
BE MY LITTLE BECKY?
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NOT ALL OF HER.
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IF I WERE YOU,
I'D CHECK UPSTAIRS
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FOR SOME
MISSING KLEENEX.
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DARLENE, YOU HAVE
SUCH A BIG MOUTH.
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AND YOU HAVE
SUCH A SMALL CHEST.
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AT LEAST
I HAVE A CHEST.
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AT LEAST
I'M NO DROOLING,
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BOY-CRAZED
NYMPHOMANIAC.
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HEY, LEAVE ME
OUT OF THIS.
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YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS
'CAUSE I HAVE A DATE.
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AND A TWO-PLY CHEST.
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HERMAPHRODITE.
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OH, YEAH?
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HOW DOES THIS SKIRT LOOK
WITH THIS SWEATER?
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GOOD.
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MOM?
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JUST FINE.
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REALLY?
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REALLY.
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DAD?
TERRIFIC.
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PROMISE?
PROMISE.
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MOM?
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BECKY, WOULD YOU RELAX?
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YOUR DATE'S
NOT EVEN UNTIL TONIGHT.
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BUT I'M GIVING MY REPORT
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IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE
STUDENT COUNCIL TODAY,
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AND JIMMY MELTRIGGER
HEAD OF MY COMMITTEE.
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REALLY, MOM?
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REALLY.
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THANKS.
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BECKY.
WHAT?
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COME HERE.
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WHAT?
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YOU FORGOT YOUR REPORT.
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I GOTTA GO.
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I GOT TO GO OVER
TO THE LUMBERYARD
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AND TALK TO JOEY.
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HEY, WHEN YOU
GO OVER THERE
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TO PICK UP
YOUR TUXEDO,
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MAKE SURE YOU GET
THE SHOES THAT GO WITH IT.
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I WILL.
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AH, YOU BETTER PUT A NOTE
ON YOUR WINDSHIELD.
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HEY, DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA WEAR?
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WELL, IN THE IMMORTAL WORDS
OF DAN CONNER
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ON HIS WEDDING DAY,
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"BABE, I'M GONNA WEAR
WHAT I'M GONNA WEAR. PTOOEY!"
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AND WHATEVER IT IS,
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I'M SURE YOU'LL LOOK
AS TERRIFIC AS I DID.
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HI, EDNA...
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IT'S ROSEANNE CONNER.
HOW ARE YOU?
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GOOD EVENING.
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THIS IS VANESSA FROM
THE MAGAZINE DISCOUNT HOUSE.
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AND SINCE
YOU'RE A PREFERRED CUSTOMER
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WITH A CREDIT CARD,
I'M PREPARED TO OFFER YOU
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A 1, 2 OR 3 YEAR
SUBSCRIPTION
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TO YOUR FAVORITE MAGAZINES
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AT PRICES
SUBSTANTIALLY LOWER
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THAN THAT WHAT YOU PAY
AT THE NEWSSTANDS.
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YEAH? SAME TO YOU!
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[TELEPHONE RINGS]
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HELLO.
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OH, HI, EDNA.
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AAH!
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OH, YEAH.
I TRIED IT ON,
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AND IT FITS PERFECTLY.
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NO. I WOULDN'T TRY
TO LANCE THAT THING BY MYSELF.
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OW!
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OH! DAN HURT HIMSELF,
EDNA.
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I HAVE TO GO.
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HEY, I THOUGHT YOU HAD
PEP SQUAD TODAY.
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I'M QUITTING PEP SQUAD!
I'M QUITTING SCHOOL!
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I'M NEVER GOING BACK AGAIN!
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IF ANYBODY CALLS ME,
TELL 'EM I'M DEAD!
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WELL,
IT MUST BE SERIOUS.
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SHE'S NOT TAKIN'
PHONE CALLS.
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WHERE IS SHE?
WHERE IS MY SISTER?
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SHE WENT UPSTAIRS.
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AHA! I'LL NAIL HER
ON HER HOME TURF.
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NAH, YOU'RE NOT NAILIN'
NOBODY.
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WHAT HAPPENED?
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I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR
SOMETHING LIKE THIS
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SINCE I WAS 2.
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YOU PASSED A TEST!
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ENLIGHTEN US.
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I'D BE GLAD TO.
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NOW THIS IS ACCORDING
TO CHERYL BREWER
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WHOSE OLDER SISTER NOT ONLY
GOES TO LANFORD HIGH,
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IS ALSO
ON THE STUDENT COUNCIL,
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AND HAD A RINGSIDE SEAT
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FOR THE EVENT
OF THE CENTURY.
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GET TO
THE POINT, EDNA.
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OK, THIS IS GREAT.
OK. HERE GOES. OK, HERE GOES.
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HOTSHOT BECKY'S STANDING UP
TO GIVE HER SPEECH
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IN FRONT OF ALL HER SNOTTY
HIGH SCHOOL FRIENDS--
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GEORGINA WELLEN,
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LINDA FERRAMIN,
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DIANE "THE SCHNOZZ" BIRELLI,
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AND MR. PERFECT,
JIMMY MELTRIGGER.
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THERE SHE IS,
ALL DRESSED UP
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TRYING TO LOOK SO COOL,
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WITH HER HAIR PERFECT
THAT SHE SPENT
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45 MINUTES ON
IN THE BATHROOM--
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DARLENE.
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OK.
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WELL, JUST AS SHE
COMPLETES THE LINE,
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"I'D LIKE TO THANK
THE STUDENT COUNCIL
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FOR ALLOWING ME
TO SPEAK MY MIND,"
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IT HAPPENED.
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WHAT HAPPENED?
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BECKY...CUT...
THE CHEESE.
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00:10:37,703 --> 00:10:42,007
PEOPLE ARE ALREADY CALLING
HER "CONNER THE BOMBER."
243
00:10:42,008 --> 00:10:44,076
DARLENE,
GIVE IT A REST.
244
00:10:44,076 --> 00:10:45,677
OH, POOR BECKY.
245
00:10:45,678 --> 00:10:47,246
SHE SHOULD BE PROUD.
246
00:10:47,246 --> 00:10:48,747
BECKY CONNER--
247
00:10:48,748 --> 00:10:51,250
THE ONLY WOMAN
TO BREAK THE SOUND BARRIER
248
00:10:51,250 --> 00:10:53,619
WITHOUT A PLANE.
249
00:10:53,619 --> 00:10:55,821
YOU KNOW THIS COULD'VE
HAPPENED TO YOU.
250
00:10:55,821 --> 00:10:57,389
I THINK I'M GONNA
GO UPSTAIRS
251
00:10:57,390 --> 00:10:58,891
AND SEE
HOW HER DAY WENT.
252
00:10:58,891 --> 00:11:00,893
OH, NO. I THINK
253
00:11:00,893 --> 00:11:02,394
YOU'RE JUST GONNA
GO ON IN THE KITCHEN
254
00:11:02,395 --> 00:11:03,396
AND FIX YOURSELF
A SNACK.
255
00:11:03,396 --> 00:11:05,264
I'M NOT HUNGRY.
256
00:11:05,264 --> 00:11:06,331
WELL, THEN, GO OUT THERE
AND STAY THERE
257
00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:07,333
TILL YOU ARE.
258
00:11:09,068 --> 00:11:10,569
WELL, NOW WHAT?
259
00:11:16,776 --> 00:11:17,810
SHUT UP, DAN!
260
00:11:17,810 --> 00:11:19,144
WHAT?
261
00:11:19,145 --> 00:11:20,513
THIS ISN'T FUNNY.
262
00:11:25,985 --> 00:11:28,153
THIS IS TOTALLY SERIOUS.
263
00:11:28,154 --> 00:11:29,722
MM--WHY DON'T YOU GO UP--
264
00:11:29,722 --> 00:11:31,590
UPSTAIRS
AND TALK TO HER?
265
00:11:31,590 --> 00:11:35,660
'CAUSE I FIGURE THIS IS
YOUR AREA OF EXPERTISE.
266
00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:41,200
OK, OK. OK.
267
00:11:56,215 --> 00:11:58,116
I DIDN'T MAKE IT.
268
00:12:00,519 --> 00:12:02,521
HONEY.
WHAT?
269
00:12:02,521 --> 00:12:04,022
I OWE YOU ONE.
270
00:12:05,291 --> 00:12:05,858
[KNOCK KNOCK]
271
00:12:10,663 --> 00:12:13,932
I HEARD YOU
LAID DOWN THE LAW.
272
00:12:17,236 --> 00:12:18,904
WHO TOLD YOU?
273
00:12:18,904 --> 00:12:20,338
IT WAS ON THE NEWS.
274
00:12:23,175 --> 00:12:24,176
DARLENE TOLD ME.
275
00:12:24,176 --> 00:12:25,577
OH, GREAT.
276
00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:27,746
HEY, HONEY,
ACCIDENTS HAPPEN.
277
00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:28,814
WELL,
THIS ONE HAPPENED
278
00:12:28,814 --> 00:12:30,315
IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE
STUDENT COUNCIL.
279
00:12:30,316 --> 00:12:31,317
EVERYBODY HEARD IT.
280
00:12:31,317 --> 00:12:32,618
JIMMY MELTRIGGER
HEARD IT.
281
00:12:32,618 --> 00:12:34,987
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO TELL YOU.
282
00:12:34,987 --> 00:12:37,055
I DON'T
WANT THIS, OK?
283
00:12:37,056 --> 00:12:38,557
WELL, WHAT ABOUT
YOUR DATE WITH JIMMY?
284
00:12:38,557 --> 00:12:40,058
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
285
00:12:44,063 --> 00:12:46,565
YOU KNOW,
WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL,
286
00:12:46,565 --> 00:12:48,066
I KEPT THIS DIARY--
287
00:12:48,067 --> 00:12:49,568
I'VE HEARD
THE DIARY STORY.
288
00:12:49,568 --> 00:12:53,572
YEAH, WELL,
I'VE MADE SOME REVISIONS.
289
00:12:53,572 --> 00:12:55,574
OK, AND IN THIS DIARY
I HAD WRITTEN DOWN
290
00:12:55,574 --> 00:12:58,076
MY INNERMOST SECRETS.
291
00:12:58,077 --> 00:13:00,079
ALL MY FANTASIES
AND LOVE POEMS,
292
00:13:00,079 --> 00:13:01,980
ALL THAT REALLY
EMBARRASSING CRAP.
293
00:13:01,981 --> 00:13:03,682
I KNOW, AND SOME GUY
STOLE IT.
294
00:13:03,682 --> 00:13:06,751
YEAH, AND READ IT
TO THE WHOLE SCHOOL.
295
00:13:06,752 --> 00:13:08,754
I WANTED TO CRAWL
INTO A HOLE AND DIE.
296
00:13:08,754 --> 00:13:12,257
THAT WAS THE WORST THING
I'VE EVER LIVED THROUGH.
297
00:13:12,258 --> 00:13:14,760
BUT, YOU KNOW, TO THIS DAY,
298
00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:16,728
I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER
THAT GUY'S NAME.
299
00:13:16,729 --> 00:13:18,297
BARRY WATNICK.
300
00:13:20,299 --> 00:13:21,800
HIS NAME WAS
BARRY WATNICK.
301
00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,803
EVERY TIME
YOU TELL THAT STORY,
302
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:24,870
YOU SAY,
"I CAN REMEMBER IT
303
00:13:24,870 --> 00:13:25,871
"LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY.
304
00:13:25,871 --> 00:13:28,840
THAT CREEP BARRY WATNICK
STOLE MY DIARY."
305
00:13:28,841 --> 00:13:30,375
NICE TRY.
306
00:13:34,346 --> 00:13:36,881
LONNIE TOLD ME ABOUT BECKY'S
UNFORTUNATE ACCIDENT.
307
00:13:36,882 --> 00:13:38,383
I'M SO SORRY.
308
00:13:39,985 --> 00:13:42,554
YEAH, WE'RE THINKING
OF HAVING HER
309
00:13:42,555 --> 00:13:43,055
PUT TO SLEEP.
310
00:13:47,092 --> 00:13:48,626
I BOUGHT BECKY
A CARD.
311
00:13:53,599 --> 00:13:56,101
WELL,
HOW THOUGHTFUL.
312
00:13:56,101 --> 00:13:58,103
AND STRANGE.
313
00:13:58,103 --> 00:14:00,105
I GOT TO DROP LONNIE OFF
AT THE Y,
314
00:14:00,105 --> 00:14:02,107
THEN I'LL BE BACK
TO DO YOUR MAKE-UP.
315
00:14:02,107 --> 00:14:03,108
THANK YOU, CRYSTAL.
316
00:14:05,010 --> 00:14:06,077
YOU KNOW, THEY SAY
317
00:14:06,078 --> 00:14:08,080
THEY MAKE
A CARD FOR EVERYTHING.
318
00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:10,582
WHAT DO YOU WANNA BET?
319
00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:18,090
I'LL BE DAMNED.
320
00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:23,095
HI, SWEETHEART.
321
00:14:34,106 --> 00:14:36,108
HERE'S THE REMOTE.
322
00:14:52,925 --> 00:14:55,427
[WHISTLING]
323
00:15:33,866 --> 00:15:34,533
PLFFT!
324
00:15:43,075 --> 00:15:44,109
ROSEANNE,
WHY DON'T YOU
325
00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:46,077
LET ME
TALK TO BECKY?
326
00:15:46,078 --> 00:15:49,147
NO, SHE'S ALREADY
CLOSE ENOUGH TO THE EDGE.
327
00:15:49,148 --> 00:15:50,649
YOU KNOW WHAT
I'M GONNA DO, ROSEANNE?
328
00:15:50,649 --> 00:15:52,317
I'M GONNA
LEAVE YOU SOME SAMPLES.
329
00:15:52,318 --> 00:15:54,320
HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA.
330
00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:56,255
WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
331
00:15:56,255 --> 00:15:58,323
OH, I WAS JUST
REMEMBERING THE TIME
332
00:15:58,324 --> 00:16:00,826
WHEN YOU DOVE INTO
THE IVY STREET POOL,
333
00:16:00,826 --> 00:16:01,827
AND CAME UP,
334
00:16:01,827 --> 00:16:02,828
AND HAD A WHOLE
CONVERSATION
335
00:16:02,828 --> 00:16:04,830
WITH HENRY JYWICKI
336
00:16:04,830 --> 00:16:08,266
WITH YOUR LEFT BUOY
BOBBING ON THE SURF.
337
00:16:08,267 --> 00:16:08,834
OH, LORD.
338
00:16:13,839 --> 00:16:16,007
THAT NEVER HAPPENED.
339
00:16:16,008 --> 00:16:17,075
YOU DON'T
REMEMBER THAT
340
00:16:17,076 --> 00:16:18,577
HENRY JYWICKI SPENT
THE REST OF HIS SUMMER
341
00:16:18,577 --> 00:16:20,912
RIDING HIS BIKE
AROUND OUR DRIVEWAY.
342
00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:22,981
THAT NEVER HAPPENED,
JACKIE.
343
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:23,983
IF THAT WOULD HAVE
HAPPENED,
344
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:27,386
I WOULD HAVE BEEN MORE
POPULAR IN HIGH SCHOOL.
345
00:16:27,386 --> 00:16:28,453
IT WAS
4th OF JULY WEEKEND.
346
00:16:28,454 --> 00:16:29,455
YOU HAD ON THAT
347
00:16:29,455 --> 00:16:31,457
STARS AND STRIPES
BATHING SUIT
348
00:16:31,457 --> 00:16:32,458
BECAUSE YOU SAID
IT REMINDED YOU OF
349
00:16:32,458 --> 00:16:34,460
PETER FONDA'S HELMET
IN EASY RIDER.
350
00:16:34,460 --> 00:16:35,961
AND WHEN YOU
CAME UP,
351
00:16:35,961 --> 00:16:39,030
HALF THE COUNTRY
HAD DISAPPEARED.
352
00:16:39,031 --> 00:16:40,599
OH, MY GOD.
353
00:16:40,599 --> 00:16:44,102
I HAD COMPLETELY
FORGOTTEN ABOUT THAT.
354
00:16:44,103 --> 00:16:45,104
COME ON.
355
00:16:48,107 --> 00:16:49,108
[KNOCK KNOCK]
356
00:16:51,110 --> 00:16:53,112
GO AHEAD.
TELL HER.
357
00:16:53,112 --> 00:16:54,113
BECKY, I HEARD ABOUT
358
00:16:54,113 --> 00:16:55,614
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU
AT SCHOOL TODAY.
359
00:16:55,614 --> 00:16:57,616
I JUST WANTED
TO TELL YOU THAT
360
00:16:57,616 --> 00:16:59,618
IT REMINDED ME
OF THE TIME WHEN YOUR MOM
361
00:16:59,618 --> 00:17:02,120
DOVE INTO A PUBLIC POOL
AND CAME UP
362
00:17:02,121 --> 00:17:04,089
WITH HALF
HER BATHING SUIT OFF.
363
00:17:06,058 --> 00:17:08,226
WHICH HALF?
364
00:17:08,227 --> 00:17:11,797
THE NORTHERN STATES.
I WAS SO CRUSHED,
365
00:17:11,797 --> 00:17:12,798
I DIDN'T EVEN GO BACK
TO THAT POOL
366
00:17:12,798 --> 00:17:14,432
FOR
THE REST OF SUMMER.
367
00:17:14,433 --> 00:17:16,234
WHAT'S YOUR POINT?
368
00:17:16,235 --> 00:17:18,804
WELL, THE POINT IS THAT
WHEN IT HAPPENED TO ME,
369
00:17:18,804 --> 00:17:20,305
I WAS SO HUMILIATED
370
00:17:20,305 --> 00:17:21,806
I THOUGHT I'D NEVER
GET OVER IT, YOU KNOW?
371
00:17:21,807 --> 00:17:22,808
BUT UNTIL JUST NOW,
372
00:17:22,808 --> 00:17:24,876
I HAD COMPLETELY
FORGOTTEN ABOUT IT.
373
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:28,080
AND YOU
REMEMBERED IT?
374
00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:30,649
OH, YEAH, LIKE
IT WAS YESTERDAY.
375
00:17:30,649 --> 00:17:32,917
THAT WAS THE TALK
OF THE TOWN. HA!
376
00:17:32,918 --> 00:17:33,985
I RAN INTO HENRY JYWICKI
377
00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:35,487
JUST THE OTHER DAY
AT THE HARDWARE STORE.
378
00:17:35,487 --> 00:17:36,488
HE ASKED ME
IF YOU WERE GONNA BE
379
00:17:36,488 --> 00:17:38,490
JOINING THE POOL AGAIN
THIS SUMMER.
380
00:17:38,490 --> 00:17:39,991
THEN HE MADE THAT FACE.
381
00:17:49,501 --> 00:17:55,507
HERE SHE IS,
MISS AMERICA
382
00:17:55,507 --> 00:17:59,344
MISS CONNER HAILS
FROM LANFORD, ILLINOIS.
383
00:17:59,344 --> 00:18:02,447
HER GOAL IS TO ACHIEVE
PEACE ON EARTH,
384
00:18:02,448 --> 00:18:05,517
AND HER HOBBIES
INCLUDE WINDSURFING
385
00:18:05,517 --> 00:18:09,420
AND SATISFYING HER MAN.
386
00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:11,489
YOU LOOK GREAT,
MOM.
387
00:18:11,490 --> 00:18:12,491
WELL, THANK YOU.
388
00:18:12,491 --> 00:18:13,992
COME ON, DEEJ.
LET'S GO GET YOUR PJs ON.
389
00:18:13,992 --> 00:18:15,760
[DOORBELL RINGS]
390
00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:16,828
I'LL GET IT
IF I CAN
391
00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:18,197
COME OUT
OF THE KITCHEN.
392
00:18:18,197 --> 00:18:19,097
IF YOU COME OUT
OF THE KITCHEN,
393
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,966
YOU'RE GONNA GET IT.
394
00:18:20,966 --> 00:18:22,834
OOH,
NOTICE ME TREMBLE.
395
00:18:25,137 --> 00:18:26,004
HI.
396
00:18:28,373 --> 00:18:30,408
I'M HERE TO PICK UP BECKY.
397
00:18:30,409 --> 00:18:32,477
OH, HI.
YOU MUST BE JIMMY.
398
00:18:32,478 --> 00:18:33,545
COME ON IN.
399
00:18:33,545 --> 00:18:35,113
THANKS.
400
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:36,115
NICE HOUSE.
401
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:39,618
GUESS YOU
DON'T GET OUT MUCH.
402
00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:41,119
WELL, BECKY'S
STILL UPSTAIRS.
403
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,621
CAN I GET YOU
SOMETHING TO DRINK?
404
00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:44,623
NO, THANKS. REALLY.
I'M FINE.
405
00:18:48,694 --> 00:18:50,195
YOU MUST BE DARLENE.
406
00:18:50,195 --> 00:18:51,429
WHY?
407
00:18:51,430 --> 00:18:52,998
YOUR SISTER WAS RIGHT.
408
00:18:52,998 --> 00:18:54,065
YOU'RE PRETTY CUTE.
409
00:18:54,066 --> 00:18:56,635
BECKY SAID THAT?
410
00:18:59,204 --> 00:19:00,271
YEAH.
411
00:19:00,272 --> 00:19:03,475
YOU'RE SURE YOU DON'T
WANT SOMETHING TO DRINK?
412
00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:05,777
UH, NO, I'M ALL RIGHT.
413
00:19:05,777 --> 00:19:08,346
WELL, IF YOU DO
WANT ANYTHING,
414
00:19:08,347 --> 00:19:09,848
I'LL BE IN THE KITCHEN
415
00:19:09,848 --> 00:19:11,482
FOR THE REST
OF MY LIFE.
416
00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:13,551
I'LL GO TELL BECKY
YOU'RE HERE.
417
00:19:13,552 --> 00:19:15,053
HAVE A SEAT.
418
00:19:15,053 --> 00:19:16,054
MISS MONEYPENNY,
I'VE SPOKEN TO Q.
419
00:19:16,054 --> 00:19:17,055
WE'VE DEPOSITED
THE MICROFILM
420
00:19:17,055 --> 00:19:20,558
IN A VAULT IN ZURICH.
421
00:19:20,559 --> 00:19:21,560
MOVE.
422
00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:22,561
RIGHT.
423
00:19:30,702 --> 00:19:35,139
SO, UH, BECKY TELLS ME
YOU'RE A QUARTERBACK.
424
00:19:35,140 --> 00:19:37,976
UH, NO,
I'M A CORNERBACK.
425
00:19:37,976 --> 00:19:41,045
I FEEL MUCH SAFER
KNOWING MY DAUGHTER'S
426
00:19:41,046 --> 00:19:44,549
GOING OUT
WITH A DEFENSIVE PLAYER.
427
00:19:44,550 --> 00:19:47,519
[LAUGHS]
428
00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:49,087
YOU KNOW, I, UH,
I SEE YOUR PICTURE
429
00:19:49,087 --> 00:19:50,488
IN THE TROPHY CASE
AT SCHOOL.
430
00:19:56,428 --> 00:19:57,929
THE ILLINOIS
REGIONALS.
431
00:20:00,465 --> 00:20:02,033
THEY SAY YOU WERE ONE
OF THE BEST LINEMEN
432
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:03,502
EVER TO PLAY
FOR LANFORD.
433
00:20:03,502 --> 00:20:05,770
JIMMY, ARE YOU SAYIN' ALL THIS
TO GET ON MY GOOD SIDE?
434
00:20:05,771 --> 00:20:08,073
YES, I AM.
IT'S WORKING.
435
00:20:08,073 --> 00:20:09,574
SO JIMBO,
436
00:20:09,575 --> 00:20:11,577
TELL ME A LITTLE BIT MORE
ABOUT YOURSELF.
437
00:20:11,577 --> 00:20:15,080
LIKE, FOR EXAMPLE,
WHY YOU IDOLIZE ME.
438
00:20:20,252 --> 00:20:22,821
HEY, JIMMY MELTRIGGER'S
DOWNSTAIRS WAITIN' FOR YOU.
439
00:20:22,821 --> 00:20:24,322
OH, MY GOD.
440
00:20:24,323 --> 00:20:28,327
THAT'S WHAT I SAID.
"OOH, HE AIN'T BAD."
441
00:20:28,327 --> 00:20:29,895
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
442
00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:30,896
HE'S HERE?
443
00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:32,898
OH, MY GOD, WHAT IS
HE DOING HERE?
444
00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:34,900
WELL, RIGHT NOW
HE'S CHARMING
445
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:37,402
THE RENTED PANTS
OFF YOUR FATHER.
446
00:20:37,402 --> 00:20:39,404
MOM, LOOK,
I CAN'T SEE HIM.
447
00:20:39,404 --> 00:20:40,905
TELL HIM I'M SICK.
448
00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:42,908
OH, BECKY,
GET OFF IT ALREADY.
449
00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:45,911
IT WASN'T SUCH A TERRIBLE
THING THAT HAPPENED.
450
00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:47,412
THE PROOF OF IT IS THAT
451
00:20:47,412 --> 00:20:49,113
JIMMY'S DOWNSTAIRS
WAITIN' FOR YOU.
452
00:20:49,114 --> 00:20:51,282
HE'S JUST KEEPIN'
THE DATE TO BE NICE.
453
00:20:51,283 --> 00:20:55,487
OH, AND WHAT A ROTTEN
CHARACTER TRAIT THAT IS.
454
00:20:55,487 --> 00:20:58,056
MOM, I'M GONNA RUN INTO
EVERYONE I KNOW.
455
00:20:58,056 --> 00:20:59,557
BECKY, WHAT ARE YOU
AFRAID OF?
456
00:20:59,558 --> 00:21:02,060
THEY WERE LAUGHING
AT ME, MOM. COME ON.
457
00:21:02,060 --> 00:21:03,561
LOOK.
458
00:21:03,562 --> 00:21:05,564
SO YOU MADE
A LITTLE BOOMBIE
459
00:21:05,564 --> 00:21:08,066
IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY.
460
00:21:08,066 --> 00:21:10,068
YOU'RE JUST UPSET 'CAUSE
461
00:21:10,068 --> 00:21:11,069
YOU DON'T LIKE
TO DO ANYTHING
462
00:21:11,069 --> 00:21:14,138
UNLESS YOU GOT IT WRITTEN DOWN
ON A PAD BEFOREHAND.
463
00:21:14,139 --> 00:21:16,708
HEY, WHAT HAPPENED WAS JUST
ONE OF THOSE
464
00:21:16,708 --> 00:21:18,209
SPONTANEOUS
LITTLE SURPRISES
465
00:21:18,210 --> 00:21:20,579
THAT LIFE IS FULL OF.
466
00:21:20,579 --> 00:21:24,950
AND FORTUNATELY,
NO ONE WAS HURT.
467
00:21:28,453 --> 00:21:30,021
YOU BETTER GET USED
TO IT, TOO,
468
00:21:30,022 --> 00:21:35,027
BECAUSE I'M TELLIN' YOU,
LIFE IS FULL OF BOOMBIES.
469
00:21:35,027 --> 00:21:36,528
NOW WHY DON'T YOU GET DOWNSTAIRS
BEFORE AUNT JACKIE
470
00:21:36,528 --> 00:21:38,329
RUNS OFF WITH YOUR DATE?
471
00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:41,399
MOM?
472
00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:44,469
YOU'RE NOT GONNA
DO IT AGAIN, ARE YOU?
473
00:21:47,005 --> 00:21:48,006
NO.
474
00:21:48,006 --> 00:21:50,008
I JUST WANTED TO
TELL YOU
475
00:21:50,008 --> 00:21:51,242
YOU LOOK REAL NICE.
476
00:21:51,243 --> 00:21:53,078
YEAH, I DO, DON'T I?
477
00:21:54,379 --> 00:21:56,447
UH-HUH, UH-HUH.
ED--EDNA,
478
00:21:56,448 --> 00:21:58,450
HAVE YOU TRIED
TAKIN' A HOT BATH?
479
00:21:58,450 --> 00:22:00,952
I'LL GO ON RECORD RIGHT NOW
AND SAY THAT HIGH-TOP CLEATS
480
00:22:00,952 --> 00:22:03,087
WILL DEFINITELY BE BACK IN.
481
00:22:03,088 --> 00:22:04,656
HEY, LOOK AT.
482
00:22:04,656 --> 00:22:05,657
THEY'VE BONDED.
483
00:22:05,657 --> 00:22:07,425
ISN'T THAT CUTE?
484
00:22:07,426 --> 00:22:09,394
HEY, BECKY,
HOW YOU DOIN'?
485
00:22:09,394 --> 00:22:10,395
HI, JIMMY.
486
00:22:12,097 --> 00:22:13,665
COME ON, DAN.
WE'RE GONNA BE LATE.
487
00:22:13,665 --> 00:22:15,333
OH, YEAH, I'LL GET
THE CHARIOT.
488
00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:17,836
UH, IF YOU DON'T HAVE HER
HOME BY MIDNIGHT,
489
00:22:17,836 --> 00:22:20,738
I'LL
CLOTHESLINE YOU.
490
00:22:20,739 --> 00:22:23,808
HEY, SEE YOU AT 10:30, SIS.
491
00:22:23,809 --> 00:22:26,812
DARLENE, YOU BE GOOD.
492
00:22:26,812 --> 00:22:28,313
WILL YOU TELL CRYSTAL
THANKS?
493
00:22:28,313 --> 00:22:29,814
DON'T WORRY.
SHE'LL STILL BE
494
00:22:29,815 --> 00:22:33,084
TALKING TO EDNA
WHEN YOU GET BACK.
495
00:22:33,085 --> 00:22:35,087
HEY, HAVE FUN, YOU GUYS.
496
00:22:35,087 --> 00:22:36,788
[CAR HORN HONKS]
497
00:22:36,788 --> 00:22:39,123
OH, THAT MUST BE MY LIMO.
498
00:22:43,428 --> 00:22:45,396
I WASN'T SURE
YOU'D SHOW UP.
499
00:22:45,397 --> 00:22:48,366
I WASN'T SURE
YOU'D BE UP FOR GOIN' OUT.
500
00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:52,104
WELL, I AM.
501
00:22:52,104 --> 00:22:53,805
SO AM I.
502
00:22:53,805 --> 00:22:57,875
SO, LISTEN.
EVERYTHING ELSE ASIDE,
503
00:22:57,876 --> 00:23:00,378
WHAT DID YOU THINK
OF MY SPEECH?
504
00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:02,881
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