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crystal, i'm really sorry.
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i don't want
to talk about it.
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i didn't know
it was gonna upset-
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- what's going on?
- i gave her a ride to work.
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it must have been
a hell of a ride.
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what'd you do,
steer with your feet?
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no, i drove over
the monument street bridge.
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jackie, you didn't!
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- oh, good goin', sis.
- what was i supposed to do?
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if we'd gone the other way, then
we would've been late for work.
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how could you even do that?
you know she freaks out
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if anybody even
mentions the bridge.
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crystal got some kind
of hang-up with bridges?
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just the monument
street bridge.
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yeah, it's killer
during rush hour.
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that's not funny, booker.
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i'm not trying to be funny.
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that's right,
he doesn't know the story.
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he hasn't been here
that long.
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- what story?
- you tell him, sis.
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okay, come here. but you
guys have gotta be good.
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i will, i will, i will.
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okay, crystal's
first husband sonny
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was working construction
on the monument street bridge.
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and he was
pouring cement one day,
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and he slipped.
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he fell into one
of the piling molds.
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so you mean that
he fell off the bridge?
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well, kinda. he sort of fell in the bridge.
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get out of here.
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are you telling me this guy
is still buried in the bridge?
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for the past 12 years,
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and it's a very sad story.
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jackie, i'm sorry,
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i guess i overreacted.
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- are you okay, crystal?
- i'm fine.
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- jackie, i apologize.
- no, it's all my fault.
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no, it's my fault.
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crystal, i drove over it
as fast as i could.
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it's okay, it's all
out of my system.
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what's the story
about your old man being,
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you know, part of
the monument street bridge?
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i'll get it.
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- hello?cindy?
- hey, hey, hey, hey!
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you're stretching
all the natural beauty
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out of the phone cord.
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dAN: babe?
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what time is crystal
bringing lonnie over?
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any second.
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hey, if she starts
talking about sonny at all,
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hurry up
and change the subject.
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why is she thinking
about him again?
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because today,
jackie drove her over
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the you-know-what.
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the bridge?
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you gotta be kidding me.
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when is she gonna
get over him?
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she probably
never will, dan.
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i mean, he was like
the only guy
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that ever made her happy.
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hell, sonny made
a lot of girls happy.
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he did what?
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all i'm saying
is that old sonny
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wasn't exactly
husband of the year.
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so, uh... what are you
saying to me, dan?
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you're telling me
that...
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the only guy
crystal ever loved
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was, like,
running around on her?
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i cannot tell a lie.
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that scumbucket.
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why didn't you ever
tell me he done that?
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because men don't
talk about stuff like that.
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yeah, they do,
just to other men.
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knock it off,
you little twerp!
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mom, darlene's
still on the telephone.
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hey, don't come in here
ratting on people now.
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dan, he's ratting
on people.
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cheese eater.
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cindy, we gotta get
a pack of cigarettes.
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hey, get off now.
give that phone a rest.
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hold on.
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what are you
picking on me for?
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'cause i can't find becky.
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i gotta go.
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yeah. okay, bye.
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are you finished
with that yet?
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oh, jeez, you kids.
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mom, i'm going over
to cindy's house.
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and yes, i'll be back
in time for dinner.
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oh, goody, that brainwashing's
kicking right in.
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- yoo-hoo, it's me.
- hi, come on in, crystal.
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- hey, darlene.
- darlene.
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hey, crystal.
hey, lon.
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bOTH: hi, dan.
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his scout troop gave him
everything he needs.
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oh, this'll be a snap.
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you happen to be working
with the a-number one
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super birdhouse builder
of all time.
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the legend continues.
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why don't you and deej go
in the garage and get set up.
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i'll get us some sodies,
and be out in a minute.
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lONNIE: okay.
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lonnie, honey, be sure
to keep your jacket on.
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d.j., honey, be sure
not to go near the chainsaw.
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well, crystal, why don't you
and lonnie stay for dinner.
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oh, no, i couldn't impose.
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come on, you're not imposing,
you're gonna cook.
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all right.
okay, bye.
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- hi, crystal.
- hi, sugar.
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i'll get that.
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crystal, give me a hand
with these vegetables.
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okay, let me wash up.
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don't you think
lonnie gets to looking
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more and more
like his daddy every day?
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uh, why don't you dice up
them carrots, crystal.
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how do you want 'em? sliced,
diced, curled or julienned?
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uh, cut 'em up
in little pieces, would you?
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ever since jackie gave me
a ride to work this morning,
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i just can't
get my mind off sonny.
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you really ought to start
driving yourself to work.
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cRYSTAL: sonny was really one in a million.
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yeah.yeah, he was
a pretty good guy.
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he was the best.
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i keep wondering
how different
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my life would have turned out
if he hadn't have died.
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i could have been happy
for the rest of my life.
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excuse me.
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come here.
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what's that for?
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i was just thinking
about how different
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my life would
have turned out
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if you'd have lived.
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i feel better now.
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i wish there was something
we could do for crystal.
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i know.
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she puts herself in this
every six months.
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she's still in love
with the guy
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and there's nothing
we can do about it.
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leave it to me.
i'll fix her up.
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you know what they say:
the best thing for an old love
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is a new love.
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that's beautiful, dan.
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after you read that,
did you eat the cookie?
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ahh.
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what do you think
you're doing?
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what does it
look like, einstein?
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you're gonna die,
you know that?
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from one cigarette?
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yeah, mom and dad
are gonna kill you.
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they're not gonna find out.
they went to the budget sale.
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they'll be gone for days.
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don't you even care about
the fact that your lungs
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are gonna turn brown
and shrivel up?
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not really.
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oh, my god!
mom and dad are here!
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you're dead.
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the smell.how are you
gonna cover up the smell?
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that's spray starch,
you ditz!
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here, use bug spray.
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that's enough.
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it stinks in here.
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- what is that smell?
- dARLENE: bug spray.
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darlene and i just killed
a huge spider.
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what'd you do, drown it?
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we had to use a whole can.
it was humongous.
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well, thank god we're safe.
now all we have to worry about
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is irreversible
chromosome damage.
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there's still
bags out there.
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will you two exterminators
go get 'em, please?
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dARLENE:
we'd love to.
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was i right,
or was i right?
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is this a trick question?
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admit it,
that was one great sale.
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do you think
12 furnace filters
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is gonna be enough there?
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babe...
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twelve for 12 dollars.
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you're never gonna see
prices like these again.
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yeah, and as soon
as my back's turned
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you're filling up my cart
with all these tube socks.
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well, i didn't see you
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holding back
on the cold cream.
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- hey, i need that.
- eight jars?
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say, give it to me.
i use it to cook, see?
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what's in this, lead?
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oh, i got you kids
new leg irons.
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- hey, dan, look.
- bECKY: hi, crystal.
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i found a flag
for the birdhouse.
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no red-blooded american
birdhouse should be without one.
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i'm gonna go out and start
sanding the roof, okay?
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oh, use that number three
sandpaper, okay?
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- okay.
- i gotta get going.
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my saturday's
just jam-packed.
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whoa.you're
in a good mood.
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yes, i am.
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i decided to treat myself
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to a manicure
and a wash and set.
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wouldn't perchance
have to do with
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the certain new fella i
fixed you up with, would it?
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oh, dan,
now stop your gloating
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so i can hear what happened.
what happened?
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it was a lovely evening.
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he took me to
a nice restaurant.
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a little italian place with
the best pasta i ever had.
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oh, now skip the noodles.
let's get to the tomatoes here.
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well, the same thing happened
that always happens.
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i spent the entire evening
comparing him to sonny.
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and i said to myself,
"i can't do this anymore."
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see, roseanne, and you said a
match wouldn't make any difference.
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oh, but it did
make a difference.
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i decided not to go out
with men at all anymore.
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well, crystal, don't you think
that's a little bit nuts?
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no, what's nuts
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is bouncing from one
bad relationship to another.
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i don't need
any man in my life.
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the only thing
that makes me happy
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are the memories of sonny.
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this is all the man i need.
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crystal, you're wearing
your wedding ring.
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yes, i am.and there's
a practical side to this.
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this'll keep men at bay, and
keep sonny close to my heart.
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now, if you excuse me,
i'm gonna go get my 'do done.
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bye-bye.
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my god, the man's been
in a bridge for 12 years
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and she's wearing his ring.
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yeah, i think she's
gone off the deep end.
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we gotta tell her
the truth about sonny.
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yeah, i guess
she really oughta know.
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you know,
you men are all alike.
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either you're out
running around
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or you're buried
in your work.
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jackie, we got
any more boxes?
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no, we're all out of 'em.
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crystal,
you better slow down.
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you're making
me and her look bad.
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i'll go get some.
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day's almost over.
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i thought you would
talk to her about sonny.
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- i'm going to.
- when?
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well, i just gotta think
of what to say, you know?
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what's there to think about?
you just tell her the truth.
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yeah, i'm gonna go up to her,
somebody that's in a great mood.
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"uh, crystal, um...
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did you know that your
husband was a skirt junkie?"
246
00:11:46,269 --> 00:11:48,534
well, you don't have to be
crude about it.
247
00:11:48,569 --> 00:11:51,067
you just-
you bring up the subject,
248
00:11:51,102 --> 00:11:53,734
and then you let crystal
make that discovery herself.
249
00:11:53,769 --> 00:11:56,467
yeah, like, "crystal,
you know that husband of yours?
250
00:11:56,502 --> 00:11:58,400
the one that's
in the bridge?
251
00:11:58,435 --> 00:12:01,734
how many women besides you
do you think he boinked?"
252
00:12:03,934 --> 00:12:05,300
here we go.
253
00:12:09,868 --> 00:12:11,901
uh, crystal?
254
00:12:11,936 --> 00:12:14,133
yes?
255
00:12:14,168 --> 00:12:15,868
i gotta talk to you.
256
00:12:15,903 --> 00:12:17,467
what about?
257
00:12:17,502 --> 00:12:19,367
about sonny.
258
00:12:19,402 --> 00:12:22,000
what about him?
259
00:12:24,067 --> 00:12:26,234
me and jackie
were just saying
260
00:12:26,269 --> 00:12:28,467
that he was a great
construction worker.
261
00:12:28,502 --> 00:12:30,834
why, thank you, guys.
262
00:12:30,869 --> 00:12:33,234
you're welcome.
263
00:12:45,634 --> 00:12:47,467
dAN: hey, babe...
264
00:12:47,502 --> 00:12:49,167
check this out.
265
00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:51,033
- pretty neat, huh?
- wow!
266
00:12:52,602 --> 00:12:55,567
oh, where's the jacuzzi?
267
00:12:55,602 --> 00:12:58,100
right there,
next to the wet bar.
268
00:12:58,135 --> 00:13:00,934
wow, you guys
did a great job.
269
00:13:00,969 --> 00:13:02,801
don't look at me. big lon
here did most of the work.
270
00:13:02,836 --> 00:13:05,534
i just handed him
the tools and...
271
00:13:05,569 --> 00:13:07,000
you know what
this needs, lonnie?
272
00:13:07,035 --> 00:13:08,300
what?
273
00:13:08,335 --> 00:13:10,534
you should paint this
little tiny welcome mat
274
00:13:10,569 --> 00:13:12,067
right here by the door.
275
00:13:12,102 --> 00:13:13,901
oh, yeah.
276
00:13:13,936 --> 00:13:15,801
hey, dan, can i borrow
some of your paint?
277
00:13:15,836 --> 00:13:17,701
- sure.
- thanks.
278
00:13:17,736 --> 00:13:19,567
- i'll be back in a minute.
- yeah.
279
00:13:19,602 --> 00:13:21,834
just try to keep d.j.
out of it, okay?
280
00:13:21,869 --> 00:13:23,334
okay, i'll try.
281
00:13:23,369 --> 00:13:24,667
bye.
282
00:13:26,167 --> 00:13:27,901
that kid is aces.
283
00:13:27,936 --> 00:13:30,167
he is so cool.
284
00:13:30,202 --> 00:13:32,334
talk to crystal yet
about sonny?
285
00:13:32,369 --> 00:13:34,000
um, not yet.
286
00:13:34,035 --> 00:13:36,934
so you didn't
do it yet, huh?
287
00:13:36,969 --> 00:13:39,734
dan, look.
288
00:13:39,769 --> 00:13:41,033
whose are those?
289
00:13:42,634 --> 00:13:44,367
well, they're in
darlene's jeans.
290
00:13:44,402 --> 00:13:46,767
you figure it out.
291
00:13:46,802 --> 00:13:49,400
well, let's go
find miss darlene,
292
00:13:49,435 --> 00:13:51,067
tie her little tail
in a knot,
293
00:13:51,102 --> 00:13:52,734
and ground her
for six months.
294
00:13:52,769 --> 00:13:55,033
no, no, no.
295
00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:57,267
just follow my lead.
296
00:13:57,302 --> 00:13:59,067
get some matches.
297
00:13:59,102 --> 00:14:01,467
hey, darlene,
298
00:14:01,502 --> 00:14:03,934
come down here a minute.
299
00:14:06,033 --> 00:14:08,501
what did i do now?
300
00:14:08,536 --> 00:14:11,868
nothing.i just
found these in your jeans.
301
00:14:11,903 --> 00:14:13,267
i thought you might
want 'em back.
302
00:14:13,302 --> 00:14:15,634
you're gonna kill me,
aren't you?
303
00:14:15,669 --> 00:14:18,000
no.your father and i
just want you to know
304
00:14:18,035 --> 00:14:20,400
you don't have to
sneak around anymore.
305
00:14:20,435 --> 00:14:23,067
yeah, honey.
this is your house too.
306
00:14:23,102 --> 00:14:25,067
you're welcome to smoke.
307
00:14:25,102 --> 00:14:28,667
yeah, right,
and get my face bashed in.
308
00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:30,434
no, we mean it.
309
00:14:30,469 --> 00:14:32,934
why don't you go ahead
and light one up right now.
310
00:14:32,969 --> 00:14:35,901
go on, take one.
311
00:14:35,936 --> 00:14:37,834
here...
312
00:14:37,869 --> 00:14:40,334
let me light it for you.
313
00:14:40,369 --> 00:14:43,467
is this gonna explode
or something?
314
00:14:43,502 --> 00:14:45,133
no.no, no.
315
00:14:45,168 --> 00:14:47,000
it's gonna explode.
316
00:14:47,035 --> 00:14:48,734
we wouldn't blow you up.
317
00:14:48,769 --> 00:14:52,000
we'd never get you
out of the furniture.
318
00:14:53,267 --> 00:14:54,934
oh, look!
319
00:14:54,969 --> 00:14:58,267
she's such an adult, honey.
aren't you proud?
320
00:14:59,701 --> 00:15:02,234
proud doesn't say it.
321
00:15:03,534 --> 00:15:05,534
so, how come you're
letting me smoke?
322
00:15:05,569 --> 00:15:07,701
because we love you.
right, honey?
323
00:15:07,736 --> 00:15:09,534
that's right.
324
00:15:11,267 --> 00:15:13,567
and dan, you know
what the best part
325
00:15:13,602 --> 00:15:15,868
- of her smoking's gonna be?
- what's that, dear?
326
00:15:15,903 --> 00:15:18,934
when her teeth start
turning all yellow.
327
00:15:18,969 --> 00:15:21,167
ooh, ooh!
i can hardly wait.
328
00:15:21,202 --> 00:15:23,167
oh, you know what
i'm waiting for though?
329
00:15:23,202 --> 00:15:25,000
what's that, darlin'?
330
00:15:25,035 --> 00:15:28,200
emphysema.
331
00:15:28,235 --> 00:15:30,300
ooh, how cool!
332
00:15:30,335 --> 00:15:33,701
ooh!well, we might have
one problem with this though.
333
00:15:33,736 --> 00:15:34,801
problem?
334
00:15:34,836 --> 00:15:36,934
yeah, that darn
iron lung,
335
00:15:36,969 --> 00:15:39,400
getting it through
the door there.
336
00:15:41,567 --> 00:15:43,734
we'll keep her in the garage.
337
00:15:43,769 --> 00:15:45,601
i know what you guys
are trying to do.
338
00:15:45,636 --> 00:15:47,834
- you're trying to scare me.
- pretty much.
339
00:15:47,869 --> 00:15:50,234
you're going to keep ragging
on me till i quit smoking.
340
00:15:50,269 --> 00:15:51,501
pretty much.
341
00:15:51,536 --> 00:15:53,100
okay.
342
00:15:53,135 --> 00:15:55,300
mother, father,
you're right.
343
00:15:55,335 --> 00:15:57,300
i was a fool.
i'll never smoke again.
344
00:15:57,335 --> 00:15:59,868
good, now get out of here
before i crush your skull.
345
00:16:04,135 --> 00:16:06,033
yoo-hoo, it's me.
346
00:16:06,068 --> 00:16:07,167
- hey, crystal.
- rOSEANNE: hey.
347
00:16:07,202 --> 00:16:09,534
hi.is lonnie
about ready to go?
348
00:16:09,569 --> 00:16:12,200
almost.he's out
finishing his birdhouse.
349
00:16:12,235 --> 00:16:14,634
crystal, me and dan
want to talk to you.
350
00:16:14,669 --> 00:16:16,200
come and sit down here
for a minute.
351
00:16:16,235 --> 00:16:19,634
well, good, 'cause i
want to talk to you too.
352
00:16:19,669 --> 00:16:22,033
i was going through
a box of sonny's clothes,
353
00:16:22,068 --> 00:16:24,234
and i found this photograph
from that time
354
00:16:24,269 --> 00:16:26,901
we took that trip to
merrimac caverns, remember?
355
00:16:26,936 --> 00:16:28,634
yeah, we stopped off
outside of belleville
356
00:16:28,669 --> 00:16:30,334
and had a picnic.
357
00:16:30,369 --> 00:16:32,501
and we bought those
purple sno-cones.
358
00:16:32,536 --> 00:16:34,467
oh, and we ate 'em
in the car,
359
00:16:34,502 --> 00:16:37,634
and they made such a mess
and we had to...
360
00:16:41,901 --> 00:16:44,667
crystal, you okay?
361
00:16:44,702 --> 00:16:46,901
well...
362
00:16:46,936 --> 00:16:49,367
ever since jackie
drove me over the bridge,
363
00:16:49,402 --> 00:16:52,267
i've been thinking about
how things with me and sonny
364
00:16:52,302 --> 00:16:54,801
weren't as perfect
as everybody thought.
365
00:16:54,836 --> 00:16:57,567
in fact, they weren't
perfect at all.
366
00:16:57,602 --> 00:17:00,601
hell, honey,
that's not your fault.
367
00:17:00,636 --> 00:17:02,367
cRYSTAL: but it is.
368
00:17:02,402 --> 00:17:06,667
i never told
anybody this, but...
369
00:17:06,702 --> 00:17:09,534
i had an affair while
i was married to sonny.
370
00:17:11,033 --> 00:17:13,534
i feel so guilty.
371
00:17:13,569 --> 00:17:15,200
i been carrying this
around for years,
372
00:17:15,235 --> 00:17:17,100
and no matter what i do,
373
00:17:17,135 --> 00:17:19,734
i just can't seem
to let it go.
374
00:17:19,769 --> 00:17:23,300
well, crystal, you can't
beat yourself up about it.
375
00:17:23,335 --> 00:17:25,100
i cheated on him.
376
00:17:25,135 --> 00:17:28,334
well, you gotta get over
this guilt stuff, crystal.
377
00:17:28,369 --> 00:17:30,234
and you gotta get over sonny.
378
00:17:30,269 --> 00:17:32,367
you gotta go on
with your life.
379
00:17:32,402 --> 00:17:33,534
that's what i'd like to do.
380
00:17:33,569 --> 00:17:36,067
well, then,
that's what you gotta do.
381
00:17:50,968 --> 00:17:53,567
cRYSTAL: well, i don't know
if i can do this.
382
00:17:53,602 --> 00:17:55,734
crystal, now you
want to talk to him.
383
00:17:55,769 --> 00:17:58,734
go ahead, talk to him.
384
00:17:58,769 --> 00:18:02,133
you spent the last 12 years
feeling guilty.
385
00:18:02,168 --> 00:18:04,067
yeah, you want to spend
the next 12 that way?
386
00:18:04,102 --> 00:18:05,200
no.
387
00:18:05,235 --> 00:18:08,033
well, then talk to him,
crystal, go on.
388
00:18:08,068 --> 00:18:12,300
- which one's he in?
- uh, i think it's this one.
389
00:18:12,335 --> 00:18:15,167
well, maybe it's that one.
390
00:18:15,202 --> 00:18:18,367
crystal, i don't think it makes
any difference which one he's in.
391
00:18:18,402 --> 00:18:20,901
just pick one
and start talking.
392
00:18:22,501 --> 00:18:25,234
i feel kind of stupid.
393
00:18:25,269 --> 00:18:27,267
just talk to him, crystal.
394
00:18:27,302 --> 00:18:29,601
tell him that.
tell him anything.
395
00:18:29,636 --> 00:18:32,033
yeah, i'll get you started.
396
00:18:38,100 --> 00:18:40,334
sonny...
397
00:18:41,467 --> 00:18:44,300
it's me, dan.
398
00:18:46,133 --> 00:18:49,000
uh, crystal-
i can't do this.
399
00:18:50,367 --> 00:18:53,300
he's your husband.
i think you oughta...
400
00:18:53,335 --> 00:18:55,934
go on.
401
00:19:06,934 --> 00:19:08,901
hi, honey.
402
00:19:08,936 --> 00:19:11,901
everything's fine.
403
00:19:11,936 --> 00:19:14,901
i'm still working
at the plastics factory.
404
00:19:16,100 --> 00:19:18,601
you should see lonnie.
405
00:19:18,636 --> 00:19:20,734
he's eleven now.
406
00:19:20,769 --> 00:19:23,667
he's got your dark hair
and he's so handsome.
407
00:19:23,702 --> 00:19:26,701
every time i look at him,
i see you.
408
00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:31,267
i miss you so much.
409
00:19:31,302 --> 00:19:33,801
there's not a day goes by
410
00:19:33,836 --> 00:19:36,267
that i don't think about you.
411
00:19:37,934 --> 00:19:41,767
sonny, there's something
i gotta tell you.
412
00:19:41,802 --> 00:19:44,734
i can't live with
the guilt anymore.
413
00:19:46,067 --> 00:19:49,934
while we were married,
i had an affair.
414
00:19:49,969 --> 00:19:52,534
it was only one time.
415
00:19:53,767 --> 00:19:56,601
i don't know why i did it,
but damn it,
416
00:19:56,636 --> 00:19:58,868
i was so angry at you
for running around on me.
417
00:20:00,968 --> 00:20:03,767
i knew about that waitress.
418
00:20:03,802 --> 00:20:06,734
and them other women too.
419
00:20:07,934 --> 00:20:10,167
it really hurt me because
420
00:20:10,202 --> 00:20:12,834
you're the only man
i ever loved.
421
00:20:12,869 --> 00:20:15,234
and i still do.
422
00:20:16,834 --> 00:20:19,901
but i got my own
life to live.
423
00:20:21,100 --> 00:20:24,467
so, i gotta let you go now.
424
00:20:26,234 --> 00:20:28,167
well...
425
00:20:28,202 --> 00:20:29,968
i'm gonna get back
in the truck,
426
00:20:30,003 --> 00:20:32,300
'cause it's
really cold out here.
427
00:20:33,634 --> 00:20:36,033
bye, sonny.
428
00:20:37,334 --> 00:20:39,767
i love you.
429
00:21:00,634 --> 00:21:04,200
i caught my death of cold
at that bridge.
430
00:21:04,235 --> 00:21:05,701
oh, doggone it,
431
00:21:05,736 --> 00:21:09,367
and i didn't keep up
on your life insurance premiums.
432
00:21:09,402 --> 00:21:11,534
that's okay, dear,
i left everything to you.
433
00:21:11,569 --> 00:21:14,033
oh, boy,
i'm all set then.
434
00:21:14,068 --> 00:21:18,133
twelve furnace filters
and 18 pairs of tube socks.
435
00:21:19,467 --> 00:21:22,701
seventeen pairs.
i want to be buried in one.
436
00:21:22,736 --> 00:21:24,501
you got it.
437
00:21:25,601 --> 00:21:27,634
baby...
438
00:21:27,669 --> 00:21:30,200
if i kick off,
439
00:21:30,235 --> 00:21:32,567
will you keep
all my stuff?
440
00:21:32,602 --> 00:21:35,501
i am all your stuff.
441
00:21:35,536 --> 00:21:38,234
you my best stuff.
442
00:21:39,234 --> 00:21:49,234
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