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- [police radio]
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...13 central.
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- George. Go.
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- 45.
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Don't even have
to look at it.
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[wheels screech]
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[horn plays "battle hymn
of the republic"]
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- Ho!
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That's fast eddie mclintock.
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- Eat my dust, boys!
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- Holy--son of a bitch!
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- We're gonna get you, eddie!
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- Whoo!
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Ho ho!
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- Yeah!
- Aah!
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[tires screeching]
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[whimpering]
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Aah! Aah!
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- It's all right.
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- Aah!
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- Are we ok?
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- We need to start
wearin' seatbelts, man!
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[captioning made possible by
mtv networks]
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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[electric sizzle]
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- Aah!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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- Uh,
fast eddie mclintock
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Is a criminal.
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He is a...Recidivist speeder.
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He is a drug
peddler and fencer--
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- And the best
in the business.
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- Best in the business.
Can't be topped.
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- He's the, uh...He's the,
uh...Dale earnhardt of...I
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Was gonna say of drivin' fast,
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But it doesn't really
make sense.
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- No, that's the
dale earnhardt thing.
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- Yeah,
that's dale earnhardt.
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- He's the
tommy tune of...
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Fuck it.
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- Ok,
I just got this fax from the
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Department of motor vehicles.
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From your description and the
other officers, obviously this
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Is fast eddie mclintock we're
dealing with, it seems like.
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Probably runnin' meth,
we suspect, from here
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To california.
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So we're gonna assign
some roadblocks.
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We're gonna cover 80 eastbound
and westbound, both sides,
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And the 395, obviously,
are our biggies.
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- Knowing him, he'll take
the 60 over to the westside
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And then jump over to the 42
up to the westside pavilion.
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- Trudy,
trudy, save the make-me-ups
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Inside--inside here.
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Yeah.
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So, any other ideas for
fast eddie mclintock?
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- An oil slick?
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- It's a little wiley coyote.
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- Yeah,
why don't we paint a fake
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Tunnel onto the mountain--
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- You can throw oil--
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- And we're lure him with
bird seed into the tunnel.
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- You can also bring in
some quicksand, too.
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[siren]
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- ââ¢Âª one time for your mind ââ¢Âª
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[rap music plays]
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- Ok.
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Ok.
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[turns music off]
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- So why do you think
we came here today?
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- To...Steal a
brother's thunder, right?
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Comin' all up in here,
being like...Mmm!
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He's gettin' his
groove on again.
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Gots to stop a brother!
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- Uh, no.
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The dry cleaners across
the street are complaining
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About the music.
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- This is private property.
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Take your cardboard box--your
box and get on outta here.
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- Yo,
you know what?
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This box used to have
children's toys in it that I
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Used to give to children.
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And then I put the box down to
show, like, mm, there's peace
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In the hood.
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Finally, my brothers
and sisters can unite--
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- This is all for charity?
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- Straight up.
Straight up.
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I'm pop-lockin'
for cancer, yo.
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Children's research--
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- You got a permit?
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- I do. I do.
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- Let's see it.
- Check me out.
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Where's it at?
Feel it up.
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I'm just sayin' it's right
down in the gold mine.
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- Then you can find it.
In the gold mine.
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I don't have my miner hat.
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- Oh,
baby, come on.
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You wanna get some
spelunkin' on?
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- Sp--sp--
- you know what I'm sayin'?
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- Spelunking?
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- Yeah, it's like--
it's a black thing, man.
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- Stop, ok?
You're not black.
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- I am black--
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- Wearin' a wave cap and a 1989
chain doesn't make you black.
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- Yo,
man, bah-ling.
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- You're not black.
You're not.
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- How you know, though?
How you know, man?
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- How do I know?
I'm lookin' at you right now.
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- I ain't callin' you up.
All right, come on, dawg.
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- What--
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- Where you at?
- I'm right here.
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- No, you know you're not.
You ain't nowhere.
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You ain't here.
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Yeah.
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Come on!
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- Oh! Oh!
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- Pah! Pah!
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- Oh, shit.
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- That's like the cabbage
apple or somethin', right?
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- Right.
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That's a tom and jerry.
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The box and the 40 are mine.
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The box and the 40 are mine.
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- Leave at least half
of that, man.
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Hook me up!
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- No.
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- My mouth is all
dry and shit
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From smokin' the chronic!
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- Ask in a real way.
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- [serious voice]
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Officer, I would really like
to have my 40-ouncer and my
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Boom box, which I enjoy
playing music on--I would
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Enjoy to get them back.
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- No! Found property.
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- Daaaaamn!
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[siren]
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[loud music playing]
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[knocking]
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- Sheriff's department.
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Sheriff's department.
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- Oh, ladies,
the police are here!
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- Whoo!
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[overlapping yelling]
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- Ok, ladies.
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O...K!
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Please don't do that.
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Ladies...Ladies...I need
you ladies to be...
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Ladies, please!
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I need your attention!
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Ok!
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All right.
Fun's over, ok?
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Look, this is the third
time someone from the reno
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Sheriff's department has
been called out here tonight,
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All right?
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Why?
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Because you guys
keep making noise.
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You keep chattering.
You keep whooping it up.
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People can't sleep, and this
is getting stupid, ok?
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'cause I got real
things to do, ladies.
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I'm not some little
fou-fou play toy stripper
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Puppet cop, ok?
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Do you think I have the time
to come here to a girls-gone-
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Wild-stupid-harlot-
slutty-I'm-gonna-
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Get-married party?
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No!
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I need to be out there on the
streets protecting children,
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Protecting women,
protecting old people.
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Please respect
the badge, ok?
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Please respect the reno
sheriff's department.
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That's all I'm askin'.
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Now, don't make me
come back here again!
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- ââ¢Âª hey,
ladies, hey, ladies ââ¢Âª
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ââ¢Âª hey, ladies, say, what? ââ¢Âª
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Whoo!
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- ââ¢Âª ah ah ah ah ah ah... ââ¢Âª
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- The legend I heard of who is
fast eddie mclintock, that was
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The question that the
chetwood brothers were asking.
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You remember joey chetwood and
his brother bobby chetwood.
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They used to be on
the stunt drivin'.
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Well, legend has it they
ran out a good man named
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Eddie mclintock.
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Did not want him on their
team 'cause he was too good.
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- Made 'em look bad.
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- Made 'em look bad.
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Spread some rumors,
turned him bad.
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Now he's a law breaker.
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- Turned to a life of crime
by the stunt industry.
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- And a road speeder.
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- Hell of a driver.
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Man, I'd love to
shake his hand.
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I mean, I know
as the police, I shouldn't
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Say that, but...I'd
love to shake his hand.
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- Hey,
anybody that can piss off the
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Chetwood brothers, I'd like
to shake their hand, too.
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'cause they're assholes.
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- Spike strip's set.
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- Look alive, people.
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- [claps hands]
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Bring it on, fast eddie.
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- Somethin's comin'.
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Somethin's comin'.
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Talk to me.
Talk to me.
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- Ford escort.
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- Lieutenant, I get to
shoot on sight, right?
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- Do not shoot!
No shooting!
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What did I say?
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If we shoot him, there will
not be a group photo, period.
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End of story.
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- If we don't get to shoot,
why am I holding this?
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- It's a visual aide.
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It implies authority.
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- 'k.
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- He's gotta come
through this way.
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- No other way around.
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- 8 is blocked.
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Route 64's been
out for 2 months.
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That bridge is out.
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He's gotta come through
this way or he can't get
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Outta truckee.
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[horn plays "battle hymn
of the republic"]
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- Whoo!!
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- Eat my dust, boys!
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- Go!
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- Son of a bitch!
Son of a bitch!
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- Holy shit!
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- Stop--
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- Whoa! Whoa!
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- Oh!
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Ah!
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- Oh, god!
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Oh, my god.
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- Oh, poop.
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- Well,
spike strip works.
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- The legend I heard about
fast eddie mclintock was that
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He was on dale earnhardt's
original home depot team until
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He was horribly scarred in an
accident...And the jeff gordon
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Pretty boy faction
in nascar
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Kept him outta the race.
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They pulled strings and
machinations so that he--they
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Didn't want nobody
ugly in nascar.
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Now that I say that out loud,
that sounds really stupid,
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So it probably ain't true.
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- Lindsay...
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- Lohan.
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- Wow!
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You know that girl's
only 15 years old?
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- Yeah.
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Not fair that everywhere you
go, there's somebody waiting
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To take a picture of you,
'cause when your bosoms do
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That...Scroll down...Whoa!
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- [whistles]
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Ah, fair's fair.
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- She's 15, huh?
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Really?
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Lindsay lohan.
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- Eat my dust, boys!
260
00:10:04,002 --> 00:10:05,035
["battle hymn of
the republic horn"]
261
00:10:05,036 --> 00:10:06,237
- Oh, my god!
262
00:10:06,238 --> 00:10:07,438
This is dangle and junior.
263
00:10:07,439 --> 00:10:09,106
We're in hot pursuit of
fast eddie mclintock!
264
00:10:09,107 --> 00:10:10,141
- Got him!
265
00:10:10,142 --> 00:10:11,509
- Got him!
Ya got him!
266
00:10:11,510 --> 00:10:13,578
- The bridge has been out
down here for 6 weeks!
267
00:10:13,579 --> 00:10:16,947
- We're about to catch
fast eddie mclintock!
268
00:10:16,948 --> 00:10:18,449
- He hit it!
269
00:10:18,450 --> 00:10:20,384
- Oh, my god.
He made it.
270
00:10:20,385 --> 00:10:21,652
- Aah!
271
00:10:21,653 --> 00:10:23,687
- Travis! Travis!
Travis! Travis! Trav--
272
00:10:28,994 --> 00:10:32,463
- So we know that
there was...
273
00:10:32,464 --> 00:10:34,665
This man here--hello!--
274
00:10:34,666 --> 00:10:36,067
In a jewelry store,
helping himself to a little
275
00:10:36,068 --> 00:10:37,368
Bling-bling.
276
00:10:37,369 --> 00:10:40,471
But what we're interested in
is who his 2 friends were.
277
00:10:40,472 --> 00:10:42,472
- [speaking japanese]
278
00:10:46,778 --> 00:10:49,180
- Yes, he has a
lot of friends.
279
00:10:49,181 --> 00:10:52,483
- Sir, that's not the question
my partner is asking, ok?
280
00:10:52,484 --> 00:10:55,485
I want you to ask him
in stern tones...
281
00:10:55,486 --> 00:11:00,758
What are the names
of his two friends, please.
282
00:11:00,759 --> 00:11:02,926
- [speaking japanese]
283
00:11:11,169 --> 00:11:13,671
- He likes jennifer anniston
and matt leblanc the most.
284
00:11:13,672 --> 00:11:14,772
- Hey.
285
00:11:14,773 --> 00:11:15,806
I don't think you're
understanding my
286
00:11:15,807 --> 00:11:17,308
Partner here, ok?
287
00:11:17,309 --> 00:11:18,776
- You're not getting
the sentiment across!
288
00:11:18,777 --> 00:11:20,878
You may be conveying the
dialogue we're having here,
289
00:11:20,879 --> 00:11:23,080
But you're not gettin'--
290
00:11:23,081 --> 00:11:25,616
I'm angry!
Tell him I'm angry!
291
00:11:25,617 --> 00:11:27,518
I want you to name names!
292
00:11:27,519 --> 00:11:28,819
- No problem.
293
00:11:28,820 --> 00:11:31,422
[speaking japanese]
294
00:11:39,231 --> 00:11:42,867
- [singing in japanese]
295
00:11:45,537 --> 00:11:46,570
- No,
no, no, no!
296
00:11:46,571 --> 00:11:47,671
- Hey, hey!
297
00:11:47,672 --> 00:11:49,172
This ain't no saki-saki
sing-along, ok?
298
00:11:49,173 --> 00:11:50,742
Goddamn it,
you asshole!
299
00:11:50,743 --> 00:11:52,610
Now listen to me!
I wanna know--
300
00:11:52,611 --> 00:11:53,610
- No,
he's not the one.
301
00:11:53,611 --> 00:11:54,645
- Listen to me!
302
00:11:54,646 --> 00:11:56,613
You know what I'm
talkin' about?
303
00:11:56,614 --> 00:11:58,216
I'm talking about
ripping your fucking
304
00:11:58,217 --> 00:12:00,884
Head off, ok, and
putting it on the fucking
305
00:12:00,885 --> 00:12:03,053
Toilet and flushin' it down!
306
00:12:03,054 --> 00:12:04,221
You tell us the fucking
307
00:12:04,222 --> 00:12:06,557
Names of those two people,
or we will fucking
308
00:12:06,558 --> 00:12:08,659
Rock your world!
309
00:12:11,330 --> 00:12:13,463
- [speaking japanese]
310
00:12:13,464 --> 00:12:15,799
- Hmm.
311
00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:17,168
[speaking japanese]
312
00:12:17,169 --> 00:12:23,274
- Ah...There seems to be
a misunderstanding.
313
00:12:23,275 --> 00:12:24,675
- Yeah, you betcha.
314
00:12:24,676 --> 00:12:29,280
- He is store
owner...Not burglar.
315
00:12:29,281 --> 00:12:30,748
Same japanese.
316
00:12:30,749 --> 00:12:32,483
Wrong person.
317
00:12:32,484 --> 00:12:33,484
- We apologize.
318
00:12:33,485 --> 00:12:35,685
Arigato.
319
00:12:35,686 --> 00:12:38,389
- Very disgraceful.
320
00:12:38,390 --> 00:12:40,958
- Sorry.
321
00:12:40,959 --> 00:12:42,192
[door closes]
322
00:12:50,935 --> 00:12:54,237
- Have you ever, uh...Had
a...Face-to-face
323
00:12:54,238 --> 00:12:57,642
With...Fast eddie?
324
00:12:57,643 --> 00:13:00,377
- I almost had a
face-to-face with fast eddie.
325
00:13:00,378 --> 00:13:01,412
We were, uh...
326
00:13:01,413 --> 00:13:02,579
- You know what?
I'm sorry.
327
00:13:02,580 --> 00:13:05,849
I don't feel comfortable
with your arm there.
328
00:13:05,850 --> 00:13:08,920
Thank you.
329
00:13:08,921 --> 00:13:11,455
- All right, everybody.
Ok. Shh.
330
00:13:11,456 --> 00:13:12,657
- Settle down.
331
00:13:12,658 --> 00:13:14,491
- All right, everybody.
Settle down.
332
00:13:14,492 --> 00:13:18,428
I know it's been an exciting
morning...Getting your
333
00:13:18,429 --> 00:13:21,899
Scoliosis tests, and now this.
334
00:13:21,900 --> 00:13:25,836
We're got reno's sheriff
department here, and right now
335
00:13:25,837 --> 00:13:29,273
They are gonna sing a song
about what happens to people
336
00:13:29,274 --> 00:13:31,375
Who do graffiti.
337
00:13:31,376 --> 00:13:33,410
[blues music plays]
338
00:13:33,411 --> 00:13:37,948
- ââ¢Âª oh, I'm so lowdown ââ¢Âª
339
00:13:37,949 --> 00:13:43,654
ââ¢Âª I don't know
what I'm gonna do ââ¢Âª
340
00:13:43,655 --> 00:13:45,790
ââ¢Âª yeah ââ¢Âª
341
00:13:45,791 --> 00:13:48,092
ââ¢Âª I used to go skateboarding ââ¢Âª
342
00:13:48,093 --> 00:13:50,861
ââ¢Âª now I get raped
without no warning ââ¢Âª
343
00:13:50,862 --> 00:13:56,233
ââ¢Âª I got the "I'm in prison
'cause I did graffiti blues" ââ¢Âª
344
00:13:58,203 --> 00:14:01,105
ââ¢Âª if I had
a time machine ââ¢Âª
345
00:14:01,106 --> 00:14:03,240
ââ¢Âª I'd set it to
before I did graffiti ââ¢Âª
346
00:14:03,241 --> 00:14:04,808
ââ¢Âª and I'd go back ââ¢Âª
347
00:14:04,809 --> 00:14:06,610
- Yeah!
348
00:14:06,611 --> 00:14:08,646
- ââ¢Âª I don't think
y'all heard me ââ¢Âª
349
00:14:08,647 --> 00:14:10,747
ââ¢Âª I said if [high note] I ââ¢Âª
350
00:14:10,748 --> 00:14:14,518
ââ¢Âª had a time machine, I'd set
it to before I did graffiti ââ¢Âª
351
00:14:14,519 --> 00:14:18,989
ââ¢Âª and I'd go back, yes ââ¢Âª
352
00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:22,226
ââ¢Âª I've been stabbed ââ¢Âª
353
00:14:22,227 --> 00:14:23,927
ââ¢Âª with a broken broom ââ¢Âª
354
00:14:23,928 --> 00:14:26,230
ââ¢Âª and jacked off
in the weight room ââ¢Âª
355
00:14:26,231 --> 00:14:28,365
ââ¢Âª and I'm hiding
all my valuables ââ¢Âª
356
00:14:28,366 --> 00:14:30,067
ââ¢Âª up my crack ââ¢Âª
357
00:14:30,068 --> 00:14:33,504
ââ¢Âª whoa, yeah, yeah ââ¢Âª
358
00:14:33,505 --> 00:14:36,007
- Whoo!
359
00:14:36,008 --> 00:14:37,975
[microphone feedback]
360
00:14:39,344 --> 00:14:41,746
- Those of us who weren't
raised by grand theft auto,
361
00:14:41,747 --> 00:14:44,181
We applaud after
we see something.
362
00:14:48,653 --> 00:14:50,688
- I've never chased
fast eddie mclintock.
363
00:14:50,689 --> 00:14:55,192
I don't chase, you know,
uh, as a rule.
364
00:14:55,193 --> 00:14:59,864
My feeling is as a--as a,
you know, police deputy and as
365
00:14:59,865 --> 00:15:02,466
A human being, if you love
something, you should
366
00:15:02,467 --> 00:15:05,069
Set it free, you know?
367
00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:06,770
That's the old adage.
368
00:15:06,771 --> 00:15:10,607
And in this case, it's not so
much love as it is laziness.
369
00:15:10,608 --> 00:15:15,879
But...It's too much work,
the running and the chasing.
370
00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:17,480
Where the hell are they?
371
00:15:17,481 --> 00:15:18,582
- I don't know.
This is the end, right?
372
00:15:18,583 --> 00:15:19,583
There's--
373
00:15:19,584 --> 00:15:22,820
- ...Pursuit...And I lost 'em.
374
00:15:22,821 --> 00:15:24,854
[police radio in background]
375
00:15:24,855 --> 00:15:27,124
- What happened?
376
00:15:27,125 --> 00:15:28,225
- Well...Dead end.
377
00:15:28,226 --> 00:15:30,460
- Think they're hiding?
378
00:15:30,461 --> 00:15:31,562
Oh, my god!
379
00:15:31,563 --> 00:15:33,564
- Oh, dear!
380
00:15:33,565 --> 00:15:34,598
- Should we call for backup?
381
00:15:34,599 --> 00:15:36,099
- Guys?
382
00:15:36,100 --> 00:15:37,168
- Junior?!
383
00:15:37,169 --> 00:15:38,268
- Oh, no.
384
00:15:38,269 --> 00:15:40,671
Oh, I hope they're not dead.
385
00:15:40,672 --> 00:15:43,140
- Damn that fast
eddie mclintock!
386
00:15:43,141 --> 00:15:46,009
- Ha ha ha ha ha!
387
00:15:46,010 --> 00:15:48,278
- Did you get him?
388
00:15:48,279 --> 00:15:49,847
- No,
we did not get him.
389
00:15:49,848 --> 00:15:50,947
- Well,
we'd give you a ride, but I
390
00:15:50,948 --> 00:15:53,183
Don't want you
getting my car all wet.
391
00:15:53,184 --> 00:15:56,553
- Both my nuts went up.
392
00:15:56,554 --> 00:15:59,223
- Want me to help suck
your balls back down?
393
00:16:08,633 --> 00:16:10,201
- Man,
one time I was behind,
394
00:16:10,202 --> 00:16:14,071
Uh...Fast eddie mclintock
on a 2-county chase,
395
00:16:14,072 --> 00:16:16,974
And it was like 14 or
15 cop cars behind him.
396
00:16:16,975 --> 00:16:18,475
We had deputies.
397
00:16:18,476 --> 00:16:19,777
We had state troopers.
398
00:16:19,778 --> 00:16:22,045
I was way bringing up
the rear of the pack.
399
00:16:22,046 --> 00:16:24,281
And it was one of those deals
where he took the corner
400
00:16:24,282 --> 00:16:25,282
And the first cop
didn't make it.
401
00:16:25,283 --> 00:16:26,817
Then a cop went into him
402
00:16:26,818 --> 00:16:28,586
And a cop went into him and a
cop went into him, and it was
403
00:16:28,587 --> 00:16:31,288
Like a 15-car pileup.
404
00:16:31,289 --> 00:16:33,523
I mean,
I could see the wreck.
405
00:16:33,524 --> 00:16:36,326
I had a half a mile to stop,
but I just gassed it.
406
00:16:36,327 --> 00:16:38,628
'cause when do you get a
chance to, like, be in a 15-
407
00:16:38,629 --> 00:16:39,930
Car pileup?
408
00:16:39,931 --> 00:16:41,098
- How often does that come up?
Not all that often.
409
00:16:41,099 --> 00:16:42,432
- Fucking awesome.
410
00:16:42,433 --> 00:16:45,669
- We just need to ask
him things imperative to
411
00:16:45,670 --> 00:16:46,937
The investigation.
412
00:16:46,938 --> 00:16:50,808
That's it.
Do not engage him.
413
00:16:50,809 --> 00:16:54,111
Kimball. C.
414
00:16:54,112 --> 00:16:55,445
- Trudy.
415
00:16:55,446 --> 00:16:57,247
Wiegel.
416
00:16:57,248 --> 00:16:59,316
So here's what you're
gonna want to know.
417
00:16:59,317 --> 00:17:02,019
This is the guy who
eats people's faces.
418
00:17:02,020 --> 00:17:03,520
- Uh-huh.
419
00:17:03,521 --> 00:17:06,389
- So you don't want to make
eye contact with him, or he'll
420
00:17:06,390 --> 00:17:07,892
Swallow your soul.
421
00:17:07,893 --> 00:17:09,393
Hi, mike!
422
00:17:09,394 --> 00:17:11,796
- Hi, trudy.
423
00:17:11,797 --> 00:17:12,796
- Mike?
424
00:17:12,797 --> 00:17:14,899
Yeah. Oh!
425
00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:18,235
They found,
uh, another skull.
426
00:17:18,236 --> 00:17:19,502
- Where?
427
00:17:19,503 --> 00:17:21,171
- It was in a bathtub.
428
00:17:21,172 --> 00:17:22,906
You had gone to
the dump, I guess,
429
00:17:22,907 --> 00:17:26,110
And you put it very
cleverly in a zip lock
430
00:17:26,111 --> 00:17:28,078
Baggie in a bathtub.
431
00:17:28,079 --> 00:17:29,079
- [chuckles]
432
00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:30,147
Did you find that one?
433
00:17:30,148 --> 00:17:31,682
- No, no.
Oh, my god, no.
434
00:17:31,683 --> 00:17:33,050
They don't put me
on things like that.
435
00:17:33,051 --> 00:17:36,286
But, um...Here's the deal.
436
00:17:36,287 --> 00:17:37,621
Ok.
437
00:17:37,622 --> 00:17:40,190
We got on the computer,
and we're looking for the mug
438
00:17:40,191 --> 00:17:43,560
Shot files from
'97--no, from 80--
439
00:17:43,561 --> 00:17:45,029
- '87 to '92.
440
00:17:45,030 --> 00:17:47,497
- '87 to '92, right?
441
00:17:47,498 --> 00:17:50,434
And I believe you're the
one who set up this file.
442
00:17:50,435 --> 00:17:53,070
Well, we get on the
thing...And we see
443
00:17:53,071 --> 00:17:54,204
The file, right?
444
00:17:54,205 --> 00:17:55,673
But we can't open it.
445
00:17:55,674 --> 00:17:58,209
- Or you can open it, but then
once you open it, it's a bunch
446
00:17:58,210 --> 00:17:59,343
Of gobbledygook.
447
00:17:59,344 --> 00:18:03,980
It's like xg7tree,
you know, smiley face...
448
00:18:03,981 --> 00:18:05,616
- Are you using a mac?
449
00:18:05,617 --> 00:18:07,818
- No. We're using a dell.
450
00:18:07,819 --> 00:18:09,086
- That shouldn't happen.
451
00:18:09,087 --> 00:18:13,623
Did you go under the control
panel and under options...
452
00:18:13,624 --> 00:18:14,625
- Uh-huh.
453
00:18:14,626 --> 00:18:15,759
- Extension file?
454
00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:16,760
- Yeah.
455
00:18:16,761 --> 00:18:17,961
- Yeah. I tried that.
I know.
456
00:18:17,962 --> 00:18:20,530
That was the second
thing you would think.
457
00:18:20,531 --> 00:18:21,531
Didn't work, so...
458
00:18:21,532 --> 00:18:22,832
- Really?
459
00:18:22,833 --> 00:18:26,670
I had started entering files
in, um, you know, before java
460
00:18:26,671 --> 00:18:29,073
Script was sort of
implemented, and I think some
461
00:18:29,074 --> 00:18:32,576
Of the later files are in
java, and it sort of, I don't
462
00:18:32,577 --> 00:18:34,411
Know, it backed up the
whole thing or something.
463
00:18:34,412 --> 00:18:36,179
- Ok. Pfftt.
464
00:18:36,180 --> 00:18:37,514
Well, we appreciate
your help, mike.
465
00:18:37,515 --> 00:18:38,549
- Mm-hmm.
You wanna hear a joke?
466
00:18:38,550 --> 00:18:39,583
- Ok!
467
00:18:39,584 --> 00:18:40,584
- I heard a joke
the other day.
468
00:18:40,585 --> 00:18:41,585
- Yeah?
469
00:18:41,586 --> 00:18:42,953
- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
470
00:18:42,954 --> 00:18:45,589
- Jethro.
- Jethro who?
471
00:18:45,590 --> 00:18:47,224
- Jethro 'im down the stairs,
and I'll stab him
472
00:18:47,225 --> 00:18:48,725
With my screwdriver.
473
00:18:48,726 --> 00:18:52,529
- Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
474
00:18:52,530 --> 00:18:54,431
- [trudy talking softly]
475
00:18:54,432 --> 00:18:55,566
- It was more something
I overheard.
476
00:18:55,567 --> 00:18:56,800
- Oh.
477
00:18:56,801 --> 00:18:58,769
- That's a good one, mike.
478
00:19:09,313 --> 00:19:10,781
- Uh,
there's 2 or 3 kinds
479
00:19:10,782 --> 00:19:12,248
Of driving in law enforcement.
480
00:19:12,249 --> 00:19:15,853
There's defensive driving,
there's offensive driving,
481
00:19:15,854 --> 00:19:17,787
And then there's
evasive driving.
482
00:19:17,788 --> 00:19:18,989
- Wait a minute.
There's a fourth.
483
00:19:18,990 --> 00:19:21,725
There's a fourth.
There is...
484
00:19:21,726 --> 00:19:25,361
"I want to put my car in the
lake because I wanna see
485
00:19:25,362 --> 00:19:28,832
What's goin' on
in there" driving.
486
00:19:28,833 --> 00:19:31,902
- Do you feel like that was
a good representation of you?
487
00:19:31,903 --> 00:19:33,670
Of the kind of person you are?
488
00:19:33,671 --> 00:19:35,606
- Yeah. I think
it was fairly accurate.
489
00:19:35,607 --> 00:19:41,378
- Well...Fast eddie's
probably, uh...
490
00:19:43,548 --> 00:19:45,916
In california by now.
491
00:19:45,917 --> 00:19:50,153
Not to sound like a broken
record, but gosh darn that
492
00:19:50,154 --> 00:19:51,855
Fast eddie mclintock!
493
00:19:51,856 --> 00:19:53,924
- 91,
fast ed mclintock.
494
00:19:53,925 --> 00:19:55,859
91.
495
00:19:55,860 --> 00:19:58,895
- Trace the call.
496
00:19:58,896 --> 00:20:00,297
Get it. Get it.
497
00:20:01,766 --> 00:20:03,634
[beep]
- reno sheriff's department.
498
00:20:03,635 --> 00:20:06,369
- Reno sheriff's department,
this is fast eddie mclintock,
499
00:20:06,370 --> 00:20:09,773
And I'm just callin' to pay my
respects and tell you that I
500
00:20:09,774 --> 00:20:14,277
Have been chased by everybody,
but now I have been chased
501
00:20:14,278 --> 00:20:15,678
By the best.
502
00:20:15,679 --> 00:20:18,181
I left ya a little
something out in the hallway.
503
00:20:18,182 --> 00:20:20,284
Keep your wheels to the road
now, and I'll see you out
504
00:20:20,285 --> 00:20:21,685
On the highway!
505
00:20:21,686 --> 00:20:22,753
[beep]
506
00:20:22,754 --> 00:20:24,654
- There is
something out there.
507
00:20:24,655 --> 00:20:26,290
- Be careful!
508
00:20:26,291 --> 00:20:29,526
Be careful!
509
00:20:29,527 --> 00:20:31,094
- Is it tickin'?
510
00:20:31,095 --> 00:20:32,395
- Listen.
Shh, shh, shh.
511
00:20:32,396 --> 00:20:34,898
Right there.
512
00:20:34,899 --> 00:20:36,399
- On 3.
513
00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:38,802
- 1...2--
514
00:20:38,803 --> 00:20:40,571
- [gasps]
515
00:20:40,572 --> 00:20:41,738
Whoa!
516
00:20:41,739 --> 00:20:43,107
That's beautiful!
517
00:20:43,108 --> 00:20:44,241
- Cl-ass!
518
00:20:44,242 --> 00:20:45,342
- Are those good songs on it?
519
00:20:45,343 --> 00:20:46,610
- Those are all great songs.
520
00:20:46,611 --> 00:20:48,445
- Every single one of 'em.
521
00:20:48,446 --> 00:20:49,446
- Look at 'em.
522
00:20:49,447 --> 00:20:50,947
Wow.
523
00:20:50,948 --> 00:20:52,283
- I traced the call.
524
00:20:52,284 --> 00:20:53,717
It's comin' from
the parking lot.
525
00:20:53,718 --> 00:20:55,118
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526
00:20:55,119 --> 00:20:56,653
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527
00:20:56,654 --> 00:20:58,388
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528
00:20:58,389 --> 00:21:00,891
[siren]
529
00:21:03,161 --> 00:21:06,563
- Stop. Ok?
You're not black.
530
00:21:06,564 --> 00:21:08,532
All right? I don't why
you're speaking that way.
531
00:21:08,533 --> 00:21:10,233
- Right.
- Why you're speaking that way--
532
00:21:10,234 --> 00:21:11,902
- Well, wait.
533
00:21:11,903 --> 00:21:13,037
- In fact, if you have
an I.D. On you,
534
00:21:13,038 --> 00:21:14,171
I'd like to see
what it says on there.
535
00:21:14,172 --> 00:21:15,872
- You want to see an I.D.?
536
00:21:15,873 --> 00:21:18,409
ââ¢Âª is it in this pocket?
Is it in this pocket? ââ¢Âª
537
00:21:18,410 --> 00:21:20,310
ââ¢Âª I don't know
what pocket it's in ââ¢Âª
538
00:21:20,311 --> 00:21:21,445
Check it out.
539
00:21:21,446 --> 00:21:22,445
ââ¢Âª I got an I.D. ââ¢Âª
540
00:21:22,446 --> 00:21:23,580
ââ¢Âª it's out
in my car, see? ââ¢Âª
541
00:21:23,581 --> 00:21:24,948
ââ¢Âª but I ain't got it
right now ââ¢Âª
542
00:21:24,949 --> 00:21:26,016
ââ¢Âª so, and you're gonna
be wearing ââ¢Âª
543
00:21:26,017 --> 00:21:27,084
ââ¢Âª a frown, what? ââ¢Âª
544
00:21:27,085 --> 00:21:28,518
ââ¢Âª jigga, jigga jig,
jigga what? ââ¢Âª
545
00:21:28,519 --> 00:21:30,921
See, dude? Freeze.
546
00:21:30,922 --> 00:21:32,189
Now, that was black, yo.
547
00:21:32,239 --> 00:21:36,789
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