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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,038 --> 00:00:07,606 - You're all fired. 2 00:00:07,607 --> 00:00:10,508 So if you could turn in your guns and badges 3 00:00:10,509 --> 00:00:12,644 To the bailiff here. 4 00:00:12,645 --> 00:00:17,081 I'm going to personally make sure that you all rot in prison. 5 00:00:17,082 --> 00:00:19,484 - There has been a warrant issued 6 00:00:19,485 --> 00:00:23,922 For the arrest of district attorney mike powers. 7 00:00:23,923 --> 00:00:25,390 - And what will this mean 8 00:00:25,391 --> 00:00:26,891 For the deputies of reno sheriff's department? 9 00:00:26,892 --> 00:00:29,728 - Well, they're probably gonna walk scot-free. 10 00:00:29,729 --> 00:00:32,530 - Released on parole, they are ineligible for civil service, 11 00:00:32,531 --> 00:00:34,198 But they are free, 12 00:00:34,199 --> 00:00:36,167 Free to do anything they want, 13 00:00:36,168 --> 00:00:39,071 Anything expect wear a badge. 14 00:00:39,072 --> 00:00:40,472 District attorney mike powers. 15 00:00:40,473 --> 00:00:43,240 Don't you want to find him, arrest him, clear your names? 16 00:00:43,241 --> 00:00:45,443 - No. Not my job, not my job. 17 00:00:45,444 --> 00:00:47,578 File that under somebody else's business. 18 00:00:47,579 --> 00:00:50,481 - Both jonesy and I are seos here. 19 00:00:50,482 --> 00:00:52,750 - Security enforcement officers. 20 00:00:52,751 --> 00:00:56,253 - Here at the beautiful washoe county mall. 21 00:00:56,254 --> 00:00:58,456 - Show me your tits. 22 00:00:58,457 --> 00:00:59,658 Yeah! Hell, 23 00:00:59,659 --> 00:01:01,059 I didn't think she'd do it. 24 00:01:01,060 --> 00:01:02,861 - ♪ do re mi fa so la ti do ♪ 25 00:01:02,862 --> 00:01:05,863 ♪ do ti la so fa mi re do ♪ 26 00:01:05,864 --> 00:01:07,932 I'm going to hollywood, 27 00:01:07,933 --> 00:01:09,467 Is what I'll say if I go. 28 00:01:09,468 --> 00:01:12,003 - Hey, trudy, it's mike powers calling. 29 00:01:12,004 --> 00:01:13,638 You're never gonna catch me 30 00:01:13,639 --> 00:01:15,273 Because you're all gonna be dead! 31 00:01:17,810 --> 00:01:20,745 Captioning made possible by mtv networks 32 00:01:29,088 --> 00:01:30,955 - Get him! Go! Go! Go! 33 00:01:30,956 --> 00:01:32,624 [electric current hums] 34 00:01:43,369 --> 00:01:45,537 - Ha ha! 35 00:01:47,773 --> 00:01:50,074 Hey, where's that guy? 36 00:01:51,711 --> 00:01:54,112 [siren] 37 00:01:59,618 --> 00:02:01,552 [light music playing on p.A.] 38 00:02:13,299 --> 00:02:15,233 - What's this guy doing? 39 00:02:15,234 --> 00:02:18,970 Hey! Hey! 40 00:02:18,971 --> 00:02:20,471 - Hey, man, what you doing? 41 00:02:20,472 --> 00:02:22,774 - Hey! - Hello! 42 00:02:22,775 --> 00:02:25,010 - Screw you, you nerds! - He's gotta pick that up! 43 00:02:25,011 --> 00:02:26,177 Pick that up! - Hey! 44 00:02:26,178 --> 00:02:29,280 - You'll never catch me alive, you nerds! 45 00:02:29,281 --> 00:02:31,182 - We got a runner! - We got a runner. 46 00:02:31,183 --> 00:02:33,217 - Hey, you get back here! - Slow down! 47 00:02:33,218 --> 00:02:35,586 - Ho! Hey! Hey! - No, no! 48 00:02:35,587 --> 00:02:37,822 - Get back! Aah! 49 00:02:41,093 --> 00:02:43,328 - The cable's still plugged in. - We're plugged in. 50 00:02:54,106 --> 00:02:57,909 [breathing heavily] 51 00:02:57,910 --> 00:03:00,744 - Heh! Are you nervous? - Huh? Yeah. 52 00:03:00,745 --> 00:03:01,980 - Ha ha ha! Me, too. 53 00:03:01,981 --> 00:03:03,515 - Oh, fun nervous. - Uh-huh. 54 00:03:03,516 --> 00:03:05,684 I have to be careful. My mom says I'm all teeth. 55 00:03:05,685 --> 00:03:08,052 - Oh, I'm just nervous nervous. I'm not fun nervous. 56 00:03:08,053 --> 00:03:11,723 I'm just real nervous. - Oh, this is fun. This is fun. 57 00:03:11,724 --> 00:03:13,657 This is the chance of a lifetime. 58 00:03:13,658 --> 00:03:15,993 Heh heh heh! - Ha ha ha! 59 00:03:15,994 --> 00:03:17,628 Now it's fun nervous. 60 00:03:17,629 --> 00:03:19,864 - I can sense that you're a sweet spirit. 61 00:03:19,865 --> 00:03:21,799 - Oh, thank you! I'm jim. 62 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:24,669 - Oh, ruth. I go by cameo hamilton. 63 00:03:24,670 --> 00:03:26,670 - Oh, you have a go-by.~ - uh-huh. 64 00:03:26,671 --> 00:03:28,072 What's your name? 65 00:03:28,073 --> 00:03:31,276 - Jim. But I don't have a go-by really. 66 00:03:31,277 --> 00:03:33,077 - No? - No. 67 00:03:33,078 --> 00:03:35,780 - Sorry. - That's ok. 68 00:03:35,781 --> 00:03:37,415 - I love your banjo. 69 00:03:37,416 --> 00:03:38,583 - Oh, thanks. It's good, yeah. 70 00:03:38,584 --> 00:03:40,217 I thought it'd be neat. 71 00:03:40,218 --> 00:03:42,988 - Because it sets you apart. 72 00:03:45,057 --> 00:03:47,859 You look so familiar to me. 73 00:03:47,860 --> 00:03:51,863 Like did you go to vocal academy on the east coast? 74 00:03:51,864 --> 00:03:53,431 - ♪ mmm ♪ 75 00:03:53,432 --> 00:03:56,534 - Maybe that's where-- - really briefly. 76 00:03:56,535 --> 00:03:58,469 I was living in my car for a little while. 77 00:03:58,470 --> 00:04:00,338 - No. - Yeah, now I'm at the "y." 78 00:04:00,339 --> 00:04:01,673 It's pretty good. 79 00:04:01,674 --> 00:04:05,510 - Oh, the ymca. - Um... 80 00:04:05,511 --> 00:04:07,011 - I tell you, you know what? 81 00:04:07,012 --> 00:04:08,446 You know how they say it's fun to stay there? 82 00:04:08,447 --> 00:04:09,647 - It's not. 83 00:04:09,648 --> 00:04:10,815 - No, it is. 84 00:04:10,816 --> 00:04:12,517 - Oh, good! Oh, that's awesome. 85 00:04:12,518 --> 00:04:14,586 - It actually really is, yeah. - That's good. 86 00:04:14,587 --> 00:04:17,722 I mean, showers? I mean, you have stuff there. 87 00:04:17,723 --> 00:04:19,624 - Oh, they have everything. Oh, my god. They got everything. 88 00:04:19,625 --> 00:04:21,092 Have you never even stayed at a "y?" 89 00:04:21,093 --> 00:04:24,695 Oh, my god. It's the best. It's the best. 90 00:04:24,696 --> 00:04:27,666 - What-ta to do to dye today at a minute to 2 to 2:00? 91 00:04:27,667 --> 00:04:31,269 I think distinctively hard to say and harder still to do. 92 00:04:31,270 --> 00:04:33,638 Repeat a tattoo at a quarter to 2:00. 93 00:04:33,639 --> 00:04:35,206 A rat-tat-tat-tat-tat- tat-tat-tat-tattoo. 94 00:04:35,207 --> 00:04:36,674 And the dragon will come when they hear the drum 95 00:04:36,675 --> 00:04:40,278 At a minute to 2 to 2:00 today, at a minute to 2 to 2:00. 96 00:04:40,279 --> 00:04:41,913 That presses that diaphragm. 97 00:04:41,914 --> 00:04:44,115 - Oh. 98 00:04:44,116 --> 00:04:46,084 - Oh. 99 00:04:50,488 --> 00:04:52,957 - It's a water ride, asshole. 100 00:04:52,958 --> 00:04:54,659 Yeah, I'm filling in for a guy 101 00:04:54,660 --> 00:04:56,894 Who lost his foot on this thing yesterday. 102 00:04:56,895 --> 00:05:00,164 He was in there trying to fix it without stopping the thing. 103 00:05:01,934 --> 00:05:04,836 So you try to learn from other people's mistakes. 104 00:05:04,837 --> 00:05:06,838 Oh, puke check. 105 00:05:06,839 --> 00:05:08,106 Oh, we're good. 106 00:05:09,675 --> 00:05:12,577 Yeah, technically I'm in charge of maintenance on these things, 107 00:05:12,578 --> 00:05:16,681 Too, but, I don't know how this thing works. 108 00:05:16,682 --> 00:05:18,115 Puke check. 109 00:05:18,116 --> 00:05:19,617 We're good! 110 00:05:20,686 --> 00:05:23,454 "you'll never catch me. 111 00:05:23,455 --> 00:05:25,123 Mike powers." 112 00:05:25,124 --> 00:05:27,459 That's like the third one of these I've gotten. 113 00:05:27,460 --> 00:05:29,960 I better turn this in to the cops, take it to the crime lab, 114 00:05:29,961 --> 00:05:31,462 Check it for particles. 115 00:05:34,867 --> 00:05:37,234 Yep, there's particles. 116 00:05:37,235 --> 00:05:39,503 [siren, tires squealing] 117 00:05:42,808 --> 00:05:46,144 [siren] 118 00:05:46,145 --> 00:05:48,680 - Do I think about mike powers often? 119 00:05:48,681 --> 00:05:52,050 Um, no. 120 00:05:52,051 --> 00:05:54,418 I could give 2 shits about mike powers. 121 00:05:54,419 --> 00:05:55,887 I really don't. 122 00:05:55,888 --> 00:05:57,922 - That's one more than I could give. 123 00:05:57,923 --> 00:05:59,591 - Well, you know, what happened happened. 124 00:05:59,592 --> 00:06:01,760 He'll get his, but it won't be from us. 125 00:06:01,761 --> 00:06:04,595 - No, it's gonna be from them newbies down at the station. 126 00:06:04,596 --> 00:06:07,164 - Good luck to you, new reno sheriffs. 127 00:06:07,165 --> 00:06:09,533 I hope you get mike powers. 128 00:06:15,808 --> 00:06:17,341 - All right, now, 129 00:06:17,342 --> 00:06:19,043 The plus about this house... 130 00:06:19,044 --> 00:06:20,978 [airplane] 131 00:06:20,979 --> 00:06:22,680 Is that it's airport adjacent! 132 00:06:22,681 --> 00:06:24,715 - Yeah. - Yeah! 133 00:06:24,716 --> 00:06:27,619 - You can really hear it because the planes fly so low 134 00:06:27,620 --> 00:06:29,087 Over the houses. 135 00:06:29,088 --> 00:06:30,521 - What?! 136 00:06:30,522 --> 00:06:32,423 - The planes, because it's airport adjacent-- 137 00:06:32,424 --> 00:06:35,492 - That's what I'm saying! Airport adjacent! 138 00:06:35,493 --> 00:06:39,430 - The problem is that it's so loud, 139 00:06:39,431 --> 00:06:42,367 It's hard to imagine being able to do anything 140 00:06:42,368 --> 00:06:44,902 Because of the noise, 141 00:06:44,903 --> 00:06:46,370 Being so loud! 142 00:06:46,371 --> 00:06:49,474 [airplanes] 143 00:06:49,475 --> 00:06:54,044 We do like to travel, but we could, if we-- 144 00:06:54,045 --> 00:06:55,380 - You want to travel?! 145 00:06:55,381 --> 00:06:59,984 - It's not a problem if-- - whoa! Airport adjacent! 146 00:06:59,985 --> 00:07:02,120 - But the thing is, 147 00:07:02,121 --> 00:07:04,689 I think the luxury of being close to the airport... 148 00:07:04,690 --> 00:07:05,990 [plane receding] 149 00:07:05,991 --> 00:07:09,560 Is overshadowed by the potential brain damage 150 00:07:09,561 --> 00:07:14,331 Caused by the noise of the planes flying so low overhead! 151 00:07:14,332 --> 00:07:15,900 - Why are you yelling? 152 00:07:15,901 --> 00:07:17,068 [man coughs] 153 00:07:17,069 --> 00:07:19,838 - Well, that one passed by. 154 00:07:19,839 --> 00:07:21,672 Does that happen a lot with the planes? 155 00:07:21,673 --> 00:07:23,941 - Oh, no. Uh-uh. Not at all. 156 00:07:23,942 --> 00:07:25,743 Not at all. 157 00:07:28,948 --> 00:07:31,115 - I am on cloud nine. 158 00:07:31,116 --> 00:07:32,950 And this is what I was meant to do, 159 00:07:32,951 --> 00:07:36,154 And if I have to sell incense from town to town 160 00:07:36,155 --> 00:07:38,722 To get more gas money to go see steely dan, 161 00:07:38,723 --> 00:07:40,225 That is what I'm gonna do, 162 00:07:40,226 --> 00:07:44,195 Because I just feel like we have a connection-- 163 00:07:44,196 --> 00:07:45,864 - Easy, ladies! 164 00:07:45,865 --> 00:07:48,699 We don't want another who concert! 165 00:07:48,700 --> 00:07:52,537 I am armed! Take it easy. 166 00:07:52,538 --> 00:07:56,240 We don't want another altamont, now, do we? 167 00:07:56,241 --> 00:07:57,708 - Pick me! Me! 168 00:07:57,709 --> 00:08:01,512 - All right. All right. I know what he likes. 169 00:08:01,513 --> 00:08:04,082 He's gonna like this. Yes. Come on through. 170 00:08:04,083 --> 00:08:06,617 Oh, he's gonna like that. Come on. 171 00:08:06,618 --> 00:08:09,186 - This is pleather! This is pleather! 172 00:08:09,187 --> 00:08:13,090 - That's right. All right. That's it, ladies. 173 00:08:13,091 --> 00:08:14,892 Will you two work together? 174 00:08:21,500 --> 00:08:23,167 - This is the tape of the assault. 175 00:08:23,168 --> 00:08:24,969 We do have it all. 176 00:08:24,970 --> 00:08:26,337 - We don't want you to worry. 177 00:08:26,338 --> 00:08:27,505 We're gonna get this guy. 178 00:08:27,506 --> 00:08:28,672 - We'll get him. 179 00:08:28,673 --> 00:08:30,407 - We'll just pop it in. See what we got, ok? 180 00:08:30,408 --> 00:08:33,144 - Ok, so, uh...It's just me. I'm stacking the gouda 181 00:08:33,145 --> 00:08:35,747 Here at the cheese display, the sale bin. 182 00:08:35,748 --> 00:08:37,415 - Yeah. - All right. 183 00:08:37,416 --> 00:08:39,484 That's them. - Oh, golly. There's 2 of them. 184 00:08:39,485 --> 00:08:41,019 - They come in. All right? 185 00:08:41,020 --> 00:08:44,455 Now, I wave hello, but it wasn't like--it was a friendly wave, 186 00:08:44,456 --> 00:08:45,823 Is what we're taught there, but it wasn't like, 187 00:08:45,824 --> 00:08:47,525 "hey, come over and start raping me wave," you know. 188 00:08:47,526 --> 00:08:48,726 - Right. - No. 189 00:08:48,727 --> 00:08:50,828 - So I'm stacking the cheese, all right? 190 00:08:50,829 --> 00:08:52,196 They're giving me the eye. 191 00:08:52,197 --> 00:08:54,298 Now, they say something, but I don't look at them 192 00:08:54,299 --> 00:08:55,900 And now they start coming. 193 00:08:55,901 --> 00:08:57,936 - Oh! - And that's when they grab me. 194 00:08:57,937 --> 00:08:59,237 They're grabbing me there. 195 00:08:59,238 --> 00:09:01,406 - Oh, by the hair. 196 00:09:01,407 --> 00:09:04,208 - By the hair, which I couldn't believe they did that. 197 00:09:04,209 --> 00:09:05,610 - Ohh! - Ohh, my goodness! 198 00:09:05,611 --> 00:09:10,915 Holy shit. How are you standing? Why aren't you down? 199 00:09:10,916 --> 00:09:13,450 - This is where they're really working me. 200 00:09:13,451 --> 00:09:16,087 At this point, I'm thinking I can get away. 201 00:09:16,088 --> 00:09:17,488 I almost do. 202 00:09:17,489 --> 00:09:19,089 I almost got it, but then they pull me back. 203 00:09:19,090 --> 00:09:20,557 They pulled me back very hard there. 204 00:09:20,558 --> 00:09:22,793 And now I'm over the bin. I'm over the-- 205 00:09:22,794 --> 00:09:24,095 - Ooh! - Ohh! 206 00:09:24,096 --> 00:09:26,363 - This is reliving hell. This is reliving hell. 207 00:09:26,364 --> 00:09:27,965 - Please, god. How long is this? How long is this? 208 00:09:27,966 --> 00:09:29,901 - This goes on for another 2 minutes. 209 00:09:29,902 --> 00:09:31,835 - Well, there's--oh! Ohh! - God! 210 00:09:31,836 --> 00:09:33,371 - Oh! - Oh! 211 00:09:33,372 --> 00:09:36,874 - You know what they're doing? And how are they doing it. 212 00:09:36,875 --> 00:09:38,976 - They're using your own shoe. - Yes! 213 00:09:38,977 --> 00:09:41,378 - Now it's your shoe. 214 00:09:41,379 --> 00:09:42,680 - This is where I black out. 215 00:09:42,681 --> 00:09:44,615 I black out here and now-- - thank god you did. 216 00:09:44,616 --> 00:09:46,683 - Good for you, good for you. You don't know what's happening. 217 00:09:46,684 --> 00:09:49,086 - Yeah, you don't-- - oh! 218 00:09:49,087 --> 00:09:51,055 - God! 219 00:09:51,056 --> 00:09:53,624 Oh, that's where the serving stone went, which was lost. 220 00:09:53,625 --> 00:09:54,792 - That's horrible. - That is horrible. 221 00:09:54,793 --> 00:09:56,027 [cell phone rings] 222 00:09:56,028 --> 00:09:57,895 - Oh, god. Hello. - Garcia, it's mike powers. 223 00:09:57,896 --> 00:09:59,530 - Who? - It's mike powers. 224 00:09:59,531 --> 00:10:01,199 I'm coming for you, man. - It's mike powers. 225 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:02,366 - I'm coming for you and your buddy, jones... 226 00:10:02,367 --> 00:10:03,534 - Again? 227 00:10:03,535 --> 00:10:04,869 So you guys better lock the door, 228 00:10:04,870 --> 00:10:06,804 Because I am going to take your heads off! 229 00:10:06,805 --> 00:10:09,239 - Those people are watching me get raped. 230 00:10:09,240 --> 00:10:10,541 And I'm getting raped hard. 231 00:10:10,542 --> 00:10:11,876 - Oh, god! - Hello? 232 00:10:11,877 --> 00:10:14,045 - Garcia? - Oh, god. Stop. 233 00:10:14,046 --> 00:10:16,580 - Oh! My, god. Stop! 234 00:10:16,581 --> 00:10:18,916 - Let me describe him. I didn't see his face. 235 00:10:18,917 --> 00:10:20,918 One guy was free. I'm thinking armenian. 236 00:10:20,919 --> 00:10:22,219 - Armenian. 237 00:10:22,220 --> 00:10:24,221 - The other guy had a great body, very good skin, 238 00:10:24,222 --> 00:10:25,756 Probably does pilates. 239 00:10:25,757 --> 00:10:27,058 You don't want to write this down? 240 00:10:27,059 --> 00:10:28,659 - No. Prob--no. 241 00:10:28,660 --> 00:10:30,060 - So what do we do? 242 00:10:30,061 --> 00:10:32,530 How do we--so tell me you can just get this guy. 243 00:10:32,531 --> 00:10:33,764 - Well-- - actually... 244 00:10:33,765 --> 00:10:35,066 - We can't. 245 00:10:35,067 --> 00:10:37,735 Our jurisdiction pretty much goes from the orange julius 246 00:10:37,736 --> 00:10:38,902 To the, uh... 247 00:10:38,903 --> 00:10:40,171 - Hot dog on a stick. 248 00:10:44,776 --> 00:10:48,712 - I've received a whole bunch of threatening text messages 249 00:10:48,713 --> 00:10:53,284 From mike powers along the lines of, 250 00:10:53,285 --> 00:10:58,656 "oh, you're gonna get it." "oh, I see you. 251 00:10:58,657 --> 00:11:01,959 I can see you right now. Do you know where I am?" 252 00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:05,529 "how would you feel to be a head in the box?" 253 00:11:05,530 --> 00:11:07,364 That sort of thing, but, you know, 254 00:11:07,365 --> 00:11:11,469 I'm trying to get my junk mail filter to work on this. 255 00:11:11,470 --> 00:11:17,275 - Ah, oh! 256 00:11:17,276 --> 00:11:18,809 [applause] 257 00:11:18,810 --> 00:11:20,645 - Oh, wow! - Oh, my god! 258 00:11:20,646 --> 00:11:23,214 - Congratulations. 259 00:11:23,215 --> 00:11:25,516 - All right! 260 00:11:25,517 --> 00:11:26,718 - Oh, my god. - Oh, my god. 261 00:11:26,719 --> 00:11:28,219 - Break a leg. - Ok. 262 00:11:28,220 --> 00:11:29,754 - Oh, my god. - I love you! 263 00:11:29,755 --> 00:11:31,221 Ha ha ha! We're gonna do this. 264 00:11:31,222 --> 00:11:32,456 - Ok. We're gonna do it. 265 00:11:32,457 --> 00:11:33,891 - All right. Crank it up. - Crank it up! 266 00:11:33,892 --> 00:11:36,994 - Crank it up. Crank it up. Ha ha ha! All right. 267 00:11:36,995 --> 00:11:38,195 - Ok. 268 00:11:42,100 --> 00:11:44,735 Her hair smells like a urinal cake. 269 00:11:44,736 --> 00:11:46,437 I'm just callin' it like I see it. 270 00:11:54,346 --> 00:11:56,547 Oh, honey. 271 00:11:56,548 --> 00:11:58,249 - Oh, my god. - Oh, my god! 272 00:11:58,250 --> 00:12:00,184 - I made it! - Oh, my god! 273 00:12:00,185 --> 00:12:03,020 Oh, my god! - I'm gonna cry! 274 00:12:03,021 --> 00:12:06,356 - Ohh! - I'm going to hollywood! 275 00:12:06,357 --> 00:12:09,460 Ok, sparkle. 276 00:12:11,330 --> 00:12:12,730 - Oh, hi. 277 00:12:25,210 --> 00:12:27,244 - Oh, my god. Jimmy. 278 00:12:27,245 --> 00:12:28,412 Jimmy! 279 00:12:28,413 --> 00:12:31,382 [siren] 280 00:12:32,818 --> 00:12:34,452 [siren] 281 00:12:34,453 --> 00:12:36,187 [car crashes] 282 00:12:36,188 --> 00:12:38,923 - So I guess this is the end. 283 00:12:38,924 --> 00:12:41,091 All the old gang's pretty much splittin' up, 284 00:12:41,092 --> 00:12:43,327 Goin' their separate ways. 285 00:12:43,328 --> 00:12:45,229 Clemmy thought it'd be nice to get everybody together 286 00:12:45,230 --> 00:12:48,165 One last time. 287 00:12:48,166 --> 00:12:49,500 There they are. 288 00:12:53,238 --> 00:12:55,772 Maybe you could give us a little bit of privacy for this, joe? 289 00:12:56,975 --> 00:12:58,509 Hi! - Hey! 290 00:12:58,510 --> 00:13:00,077 - There he is. 291 00:13:00,078 --> 00:13:02,179 - Don't start the party without me! 292 00:13:02,180 --> 00:13:04,048 - Look out, everybody, the boss is comin'! 293 00:13:04,049 --> 00:13:06,150 - Oh, no, the old--ha ha ha! 294 00:13:06,151 --> 00:13:07,551 - The gang's all here! 295 00:13:07,552 --> 00:13:10,021 - Oh, trudy, trudy, you came. - Yeah. 296 00:13:10,022 --> 00:13:11,956 - Oh. - Hey! 297 00:13:11,957 --> 00:13:13,524 - Well, everybody, everybody came! 298 00:13:13,525 --> 00:13:15,092 - Yeah. - Everybody came! 299 00:13:15,093 --> 00:13:17,361 - I'm gonna miss you guys. I'm really gonna miss you guys. 300 00:13:17,362 --> 00:13:18,562 - This is pretty awesome. 301 00:13:18,563 --> 00:13:20,030 - This was a wonderful idea, but-- 302 00:13:20,031 --> 00:13:24,067 - Great idea. Clemmy. To clemmy! The founder of the beast! 303 00:13:24,068 --> 00:13:25,669 - Junior told me about it. I just... 304 00:13:25,670 --> 00:13:27,305 - Yeah, I thought it was your idea. 305 00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:29,907 - Well, I called you because I got an e-vite from raineesha, 306 00:13:29,908 --> 00:13:31,209 Thank you very much. 307 00:13:31,210 --> 00:13:32,710 - Cheers! 308 00:13:32,711 --> 00:13:35,179 - No, I didn't send you an e-vite. 309 00:13:35,180 --> 00:13:37,047 - It was I who sent the e-vite. 310 00:13:37,048 --> 00:13:38,549 - It's mike powers! 311 00:13:38,550 --> 00:13:40,417 - Hold it, hold it, hold it. Easy, easy, easy. 312 00:13:40,418 --> 00:13:43,554 - Hi, guys. Thanks for coming. - You're welcome. 313 00:13:43,555 --> 00:13:45,856 - How you all been? Good? 314 00:13:45,857 --> 00:13:47,391 - Real, real good. - Real, real good. 315 00:13:47,392 --> 00:13:49,226 - Yeah, yeah, we're good. - Happier than ever. 316 00:13:49,227 --> 00:13:51,262 - You know how I've been? - Wanted? 317 00:13:51,263 --> 00:13:53,730 - Yeah. I figured 318 00:13:53,731 --> 00:13:55,398 By the time this story got out, 319 00:13:55,399 --> 00:13:57,567 You guys would be the first ones on me. 320 00:13:57,568 --> 00:14:00,070 I mean, I figured why not bring the game to you 321 00:14:00,071 --> 00:14:01,605 Before you could bring the game to me? 322 00:14:01,606 --> 00:14:02,772 No, no, we're not bringing any game-- 323 00:14:02,773 --> 00:14:04,175 - Makes sense, right? Makes sense. 324 00:14:04,176 --> 00:14:05,676 - Mike, we're out. We're out of law enforcement. 325 00:14:05,677 --> 00:14:06,977 - Shut up! - Got it. 326 00:14:08,680 --> 00:14:12,483 There's gonna be no talking, there's gonna be no screaming. 327 00:14:12,484 --> 00:14:15,186 Don't do anything stupid. 328 00:14:15,187 --> 00:14:16,520 - Aah! - Trudy! 329 00:14:16,521 --> 00:14:18,889 [gunshot] 330 00:14:18,890 --> 00:14:20,190 Trudy! 331 00:14:20,191 --> 00:14:23,527 [all speaking excitedly] 332 00:14:23,528 --> 00:14:26,063 - Aah! - Shut up. 333 00:14:26,064 --> 00:14:27,598 All right, fuck it. That's it. I'm gonna waste you. 334 00:14:27,599 --> 00:14:28,798 That's it. That's it... - No, no, no, no! 335 00:14:28,799 --> 00:14:30,000 - That's it! That's it! Get down! 336 00:14:30,001 --> 00:14:31,401 - Shoot! There's nothing that way! 337 00:14:31,402 --> 00:14:32,702 She's headin' out into the desert. 338 00:14:32,703 --> 00:14:33,871 - What do you mean, there's nothing that way? 339 00:14:33,872 --> 00:14:35,205 I gotta go run after her! 340 00:14:35,206 --> 00:14:36,740 - There's nothing in that direction but donner pass. 341 00:14:36,741 --> 00:14:38,909 You got coyotes, rattlesnakes, and mountains. 342 00:14:38,910 --> 00:14:40,678 She got lost in the mall once, mike. 343 00:14:40,679 --> 00:14:42,112 - True. Totally true. - She's gone, for sure. 344 00:14:42,113 --> 00:14:43,514 - We're gonna play a little game. 345 00:14:43,515 --> 00:14:45,515 It's called dig your own grave. 346 00:14:45,516 --> 00:14:48,920 I put a couple of digging implements over there, 347 00:14:48,921 --> 00:14:50,655 Some shovels, some picks. 348 00:14:50,656 --> 00:14:54,824 I want you all to grab one and line up right over here! 349 00:14:54,825 --> 00:14:56,893 Go! Go! 350 00:14:56,894 --> 00:14:58,062 - All right, all right. All right. 351 00:14:58,063 --> 00:14:59,229 - All right. 352 00:14:59,230 --> 00:15:01,065 - Come on, come on. Right along here. 353 00:15:02,167 --> 00:15:06,169 All right. Come on. 354 00:15:06,170 --> 00:15:07,505 - Oh, darn. 355 00:15:10,976 --> 00:15:12,710 - It's almost 3:00 in the morning. 356 00:15:12,711 --> 00:15:14,311 I mean, come on. Let's go. 357 00:15:14,312 --> 00:15:17,648 Guys, seriously, can you, really, go a little faster? 358 00:15:17,649 --> 00:15:19,015 - We really are trying. 359 00:15:19,016 --> 00:15:23,053 - This ground is hard as a-- - you could've wet the ground. 360 00:15:23,054 --> 00:15:24,955 - Can I say something, people? 361 00:15:24,956 --> 00:15:27,658 If you do it, don't use your back and your arms. 362 00:15:27,659 --> 00:15:30,995 Use your body. Like, see what I'm doing? 363 00:15:30,996 --> 00:15:33,564 - You see what he's doing? 364 00:15:33,565 --> 00:15:38,535 - ♪ dinah, blow your horn ♪ - all right. 365 00:15:38,536 --> 00:15:40,538 - ♪ dinah, won't you blow ♪ - ♪ whoo! ♪ 366 00:15:40,539 --> 00:15:42,172 - ♪ whoo! ♪ - ♪ dinah, won't you blow ♪ 367 00:15:42,173 --> 00:15:43,607 - ♪ dinah, won't you blow ♪ - ♪ whoo ♪ 368 00:15:43,608 --> 00:15:46,110 - ♪ your horn ♪ 369 00:15:46,111 --> 00:15:47,511 - ♪ dinah, won't you blow? ♪ - whoo! 370 00:15:47,512 --> 00:15:49,045 - What? 371 00:15:49,046 --> 00:15:53,016 - I'm just throwin' this out and see who agrees with me. 372 00:15:53,017 --> 00:15:54,751 We were just followin' orders. 373 00:15:54,752 --> 00:15:56,620 If you're gonna kill anybody, it's dangle. 374 00:15:56,621 --> 00:15:59,557 - Hey, hey, hey, hey! What the fuck? What the fuck? 375 00:15:59,558 --> 00:16:03,693 - I understand. However, I feel that you're all out here now. 376 00:16:03,694 --> 00:16:06,497 I feel like we've started this thing and I'd like to finish it. 377 00:16:06,498 --> 00:16:09,066 I would feel a lot better if we finished it the way 378 00:16:09,067 --> 00:16:11,167 I want to do it, which is where I shoot you all. 379 00:16:11,168 --> 00:16:12,436 - You know what? 380 00:16:12,437 --> 00:16:14,171 There's a place about 15 miles that way 381 00:16:14,172 --> 00:16:15,572 Where we could rent a backhoe. 382 00:16:15,573 --> 00:16:19,510 - No more talking! 383 00:16:19,511 --> 00:16:23,247 - ♪ is it ok if I sing a question then? ♪ 384 00:16:23,248 --> 00:16:24,748 [screaming] 385 00:16:24,749 --> 00:16:26,583 - Oh, god! 386 00:16:26,584 --> 00:16:29,719 [siren] 387 00:16:30,822 --> 00:16:32,023 [siren] 388 00:16:32,024 --> 00:16:34,191 [car crashes] 389 00:16:34,192 --> 00:16:37,261 - Ohh! - Oh, man! 390 00:16:37,262 --> 00:16:41,132 - Can we talk now? - Aah! 391 00:16:41,133 --> 00:16:43,734 - Hey! Hey! - You motherfucker! 392 00:16:43,735 --> 00:16:46,303 - Mike, mike, mike! Look! You don't have to shoot me. 393 00:16:46,304 --> 00:16:50,507 You don't have to shoot anybody. We are not sheriffs anymore. 394 00:16:50,508 --> 00:16:52,176 - Come on. - No, we don't have a badge! 395 00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:54,578 - You all want a piece of me. You want to see me go down. 396 00:16:54,579 --> 00:16:55,746 I know the whole deal. - We don't care! 397 00:16:55,747 --> 00:16:58,515 - You can't wait until I'm behind bars. 398 00:16:58,516 --> 00:17:00,084 - Leave. We don't represent the law. 399 00:17:00,085 --> 00:17:03,220 We don't represent nevada. I don't represent shit. 400 00:17:03,221 --> 00:17:04,922 Go! - You guys really don't care. 401 00:17:04,923 --> 00:17:06,623 - We don't! - Go! 402 00:17:06,624 --> 00:17:08,859 - Mike, our names are we don't give a shit! 403 00:17:08,860 --> 00:17:10,026 - That's right! - I gotta tell you, 404 00:17:10,027 --> 00:17:11,328 I did a lot of bad shit, man. 405 00:17:11,329 --> 00:17:13,864 I cut off a lot of hookers' heads. 406 00:17:13,865 --> 00:17:15,799 - They're hookers. - Everybody does some bad stuff. 407 00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:19,970 I love child pornography. Who am I to throw stones? 408 00:17:19,971 --> 00:17:21,939 First day of the rest of your life, mike. Go. 409 00:17:21,940 --> 00:17:25,175 - On one condition. - Name it. 410 00:17:25,176 --> 00:17:28,846 - I can have one more cigarette. - Take the pack. 411 00:17:28,847 --> 00:17:32,015 - Cool. - Leave me one. 412 00:17:32,016 --> 00:17:33,450 - Yeah, sure, sure. 413 00:17:33,451 --> 00:17:35,319 - Don't look back. No hard feelings. 414 00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:39,356 - No hard feelings. - See you, mike. 415 00:17:39,357 --> 00:17:40,691 [siren] 416 00:17:40,692 --> 00:17:42,259 - Police! Put that gun down, mike. 417 00:17:42,260 --> 00:17:43,493 - Oh, my god. 418 00:17:43,494 --> 00:17:47,064 All right! - Hurry up! Get him! Get him! 419 00:17:47,065 --> 00:17:48,598 [overlapping radio transmissions] 420 00:17:50,902 --> 00:17:53,337 - Hi, mike. - Hi, scott. 421 00:17:53,338 --> 00:17:57,441 - Let me begin by saying 422 00:17:57,442 --> 00:18:01,578 That that is some of the best police work I have ever seen. 423 00:18:01,579 --> 00:18:03,747 We've been hiding in that bush for an hour. 424 00:18:03,748 --> 00:18:06,850 You kept him here long enough to get a confession out of him 425 00:18:06,851 --> 00:18:09,252 That is so perfect, so airtight. 426 00:18:09,253 --> 00:18:11,488 I swear, everything is gonna stick on this guy. 427 00:18:11,489 --> 00:18:14,724 I am sorry, mike. Everything is gonna stick, so... 428 00:18:14,725 --> 00:18:17,494 I'm glad that I get to be the one to tell you, 429 00:18:17,495 --> 00:18:20,296 You are gettin' reinstated. 430 00:18:20,297 --> 00:18:23,534 You can say hello to your badges once again, people. 431 00:18:23,535 --> 00:18:26,703 Ahh, great work. Really, I'm proud. 432 00:18:26,704 --> 00:18:30,007 I'm proud. Ok. Mike, 3 heads, I understand. 433 00:18:30,008 --> 00:18:31,942 9 heads I don't get, mike. 434 00:18:31,943 --> 00:18:33,276 That's crazy. 435 00:18:44,655 --> 00:18:46,456 - Good morning, gang. - Good morning. 436 00:18:53,998 --> 00:18:55,865 - Okey-doke. 437 00:18:55,866 --> 00:18:57,467 Uh... 438 00:19:00,672 --> 00:19:02,072 I was, uh... 439 00:19:03,474 --> 00:19:06,643 Fuck it. Never mind. 440 00:19:06,644 --> 00:19:08,845 - What? What were you gonna say? 441 00:19:08,846 --> 00:19:12,983 - I was gonna get my daytime emmy pool going again, but... 442 00:19:15,253 --> 00:19:18,221 - Susan lucci's just gonna get the shaft again anyway. 443 00:19:18,222 --> 00:19:20,023 - Yep. 444 00:19:20,024 --> 00:19:21,158 [heavy sigh] 445 00:19:26,264 --> 00:19:27,530 [tires screeching] 446 00:19:27,531 --> 00:19:29,165 - What the hell? 447 00:19:29,166 --> 00:19:30,867 - Oh! - Son of a bitch! 448 00:19:30,868 --> 00:19:32,569 - Yeah! - We're gonna get you, eddie! 449 00:19:32,570 --> 00:19:34,771 - Hey, let's get him! Ho ho! 450 00:19:34,772 --> 00:19:37,207 One more! - Aah! 451 00:19:37,208 --> 00:19:40,210 - Aah! - Ooh! 452 00:19:40,211 --> 00:19:42,012 - Aah! 453 00:19:42,013 --> 00:19:43,414 - Mike, what the hell's he breathing to? 454 00:19:43,415 --> 00:19:44,648 What are you talkin' about? 455 00:19:44,649 --> 00:19:47,084 Mike, mike, mike, mike! You ok? 456 00:19:47,085 --> 00:19:48,685 - He was fresh. He stuck his tongue right in my mouth. 457 00:19:48,686 --> 00:19:49,886 - What the hell you doin', mike? 458 00:19:49,887 --> 00:19:51,555 - I thought you was someone else. 459 00:19:51,556 --> 00:19:53,356 [both shouting] 460 00:19:53,357 --> 00:19:55,325 - Oh!! Son of a bitch! She tricked me. 461 00:19:55,326 --> 00:19:56,860 - No! - Get out of the way! 462 00:19:56,861 --> 00:19:58,128 - Get out of the way! Get out of the way! 463 00:19:58,129 --> 00:20:01,298 - Oh, shit! Oh, shit! - Junior! 464 00:20:01,299 --> 00:20:04,668 - Lieutenant, this is me. Please. 465 00:20:04,669 --> 00:20:05,836 [spray hissing] 466 00:20:05,837 --> 00:20:07,003 Aah! Aah! 467 00:20:07,004 --> 00:20:09,206 - I'm a dog who should be sent out to pasture. 468 00:20:09,207 --> 00:20:10,674 Ooh. 469 00:20:10,675 --> 00:20:12,042 - I don't want to see you in reno. 470 00:20:12,043 --> 00:20:13,544 I don't even want to see you in nevada. You hear me? 471 00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:14,979 - Ok! 472 00:20:14,980 --> 00:20:19,082 - Only one of you will be the best of the best! 473 00:20:19,083 --> 00:20:22,486 And only one is what our current budget situation allows, 474 00:20:22,487 --> 00:20:24,154 So I apologize for that. 475 00:20:24,155 --> 00:20:25,823 I wish I could take you all, but I can't. 476 00:20:25,824 --> 00:20:28,691 [all whooping and shouting] 477 00:20:28,692 --> 00:20:30,393 - Oh, god. Her buttocks are right on my ear. 478 00:20:30,394 --> 00:20:33,631 - Take that, you fucking commie! 479 00:20:34,933 --> 00:20:36,933 Captioning made possible by mtv networks 480 00:20:36,934 --> 00:20:38,836 Captioned by the national captioning institute 481 00:20:38,837 --> 00:20:40,470 --Www.Ncicap.Org-- 482 00:20:43,541 --> 00:20:45,108 - I grew up in a religious home. 483 00:20:45,109 --> 00:20:47,177 - Oh! 484 00:20:47,178 --> 00:20:48,912 - Oh, I grew up with my uncle frederick. 485 00:20:48,913 --> 00:20:50,514 Um... - No, daddy? 486 00:20:50,515 --> 00:20:52,650 - No. Well, my dad had 2 families. 487 00:20:52,651 --> 00:20:54,418 One was in chicago, 488 00:20:54,419 --> 00:20:57,287 And one was in arkansas. 489 00:20:57,288 --> 00:20:58,722 And I was the arkansas family 490 00:20:58,723 --> 00:21:01,291 That he didn't see so much. 491 00:21:01,292 --> 00:21:02,859 Um, my mom blew her brains out. 492 00:21:02,860 --> 00:21:04,027 It's a long story. 493 00:21:04,028 --> 00:21:05,195 Frederick's a good person. 494 00:21:05,196 --> 00:21:06,530 He's really sweet. 495 00:21:06,531 --> 00:21:08,265 - He obviously raised you right. 496 00:21:08,266 --> 00:21:09,866 - He's got a firm hand. 497 00:21:09,867 --> 00:21:11,434 - Ha ha ha. 498 00:21:11,435 --> 00:21:13,436 - He's a drinker. 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