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Reno dispatch,
this is 14-david-21
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On 400 south virginia street.
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We are requesting
immediate backup--
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Corner of peckham
and virginia.
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Corner of peckham
and virginia.
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Bring the jaws of life
and maybe a forklift.
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Yeah, yeah...
Goddamn it.
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I really thought you was
gonna make that corner, too.
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I took it pretty tight, but I
thought I was gonna make it.
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Oh !
You all right ?
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Coffee up my nose...
Oh, it's real hot.
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Ah !
You got coffee nose.
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Whoo !
Come here !
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( tires screeching )
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Oh... Ah !
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Whoa !
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( growling )
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( sirens blaring )
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( siren blaring )
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( dangle )
good morning, people.
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Well, apparently,
the hell's angels,
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Who own that brothel
out there, out on 80--
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They're doing a program,
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Hand in your gun
for a-a...
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Hand job ?
Yeah.
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"hand guns for hand jobs,"
that's what the poster said.
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They wanted us to
sponsor that, you know,
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But up there said
"unh-unh."
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( knocking )
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Hey, guys.
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Can I help you, sir ?
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The lady out front
said that maybe
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I could talk to trudy
for a second.
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The lady out front
was wrong, sir.
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We are in a meeting,
she is working right now.
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I can talk to you
for a-- hold on.
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Let me talk to him
for one second-- god.
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Hi.
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25 seconds.
Go, sir.
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Hey, trude...
Go !
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What's goin' on ?
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How are you doing ?
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How are you ?
Good.
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I got you this !
Thank you.
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This is kind of--
it's kind of personal.
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Yeah ?
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Can you turn around ?
God !
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I was just wondering
if you'd like to maybe
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Go grab a cup of coffee
sometime.
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I would love to.
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All right, so I guess
I'll call you or something.
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What's your number ?
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You can just call 911
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Or you can just
stop by here any time.
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It would be fine if you wanted
to stop by at any time.
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All right, great,
sorry to inconvenience--
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I didn't get
your name.
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Pullin.
Craig pullin.
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Craig pullin.
Okay.
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See you later,
trudy.
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Thank you, craig.
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Bye !
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( laughing )
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ââ¢Âª two little retards
sitting in a tree ââ¢Âª
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I think it's cute.
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Shut up, you don't think
it's cute !
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You think it's funny,
and you think it's pathetic
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And you think it's sad.
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"f" you.
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"f" you
and fuck you.
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Did everyone
see this ?
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Holy shit.
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That's
that guy !
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Run it through the computer--
p-u-l-l-I-n.
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Let's get him--
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No, we can't do that.
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We have nothing,
we have no evidence.
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If we jump on him
with no evidence,
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Trudy will say it's just
'cause we're trying
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To fuck up
her life again.
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Find his home address,
we need to get close to him.
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I'm taking trudy to sears
for a makeover later,
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And I will have some
girl-talk time,
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And I will find out
what she knows about him.
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Can I "google" him ?
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It's the fucking sheriff's
computer, don't use google.
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You've been looking up
too much pornography,
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And you forgot how the regular
sheriff's computer works.
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( man )
you've got to get in there !
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I need my novel !
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My novel's in there,
it's the only copy I have.
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Is it inside
the building ?
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Yes, please go get it,
it's the only copy.
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Um...
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Wow, that's really
what you wanna save ?
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Uh...
Is it good ?
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Is it a good novel,
sir ?
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Yes, it's good,
it's like a thriller.
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Just please
go get it.
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Uh, what's it about ?
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Guy's dad dies,
he never knew him.
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He was like nine
when he died.
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20 years later, he starts
getting letters in the mail.
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He finds out that it's his dad
that's been sending them.
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He's trying to
solve his own murder--
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Sir, sir, sir, sir !
I want to help you.
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But your novel
sounds an awful lot
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Like a movie with dennis quaid
called "frequency."
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It's not ringing
a bell at all ?
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Sir, will you please
go get my novel ?
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I have a novel--
please.
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It's on the second floor,
it's the only copy I have.
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Please-- it's the only
copy I have.
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No, no, no...
Whoa, whoa, whoa !
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And it's a rip-off
of "frequency."
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The guy in the present
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Starts getting letters
from his dead father
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Trying to solve the murder,
giving him clues,
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And it's about
a reconciliation.
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It's about a father and son
reconciliation.
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That's
"encyclopedia brown:
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The case of the dead
letter office."
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You think the "frequency" guy
ripped it off
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From "encyclopedia brown" ?
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Ooh, I don't know.
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I don't think it's
a new literary device.
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Who's that other guy,
the really handsome guy ?
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Randy quaid--
no, dennis.
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No, randy.
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I think I'm on fire
a little bit... Let's--
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Do I think craig pullin is
the truckee river killer ?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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And it's the best
she's gonna do.
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What we should do,
is show off your legs
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Because you really have
good legs, trudy.
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I do !
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Something like this
would be very cute,
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And then maybe a turtleneck
to hide the hump in your back.
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I know you're trying
to be nice,
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But you don't have
a sense of style,
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And I do, so I'm
just gonna take over.
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For you, you do.
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For a sort of
whorish, kind of
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"I don't have self-esteem,"
you look great.
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Thank you.
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Trudy, what--
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You got to give me
something to work with here.
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What color does he like ?
What's his favorite color ?
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What do you know
about this guy ?
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Tell me about him.
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I don't know what his
favorite color is.
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I know that
he has a lot of, um,
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Things that are
sort of black.
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And he actually had-- his
sheets are blood-colored.
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It's like a deep burgundy,
blood color.
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He has a lot of that.
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I don't know.
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Clemmy, he's a genius.
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The man knits sweaters
out of human hair.
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Who does that ?
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I just-- I think I'm really
falling for this guy.
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I mean, for the very
first time in my life,
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I feel like--
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With the combination
of the antidepressants--
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Which are
working very well,
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I have a great combination
of that and him--
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I feel like I might
make it another year.
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Okay.
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Excuse me,
I hate to interrupt the party.
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We're gonna have to
move this this way.
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Sir, could you please
go get my novel ?
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It's on the second floor
of my house,
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It's the only copy I have.
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Whoa, whoa... !
No, no... !
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It sucks,
it's not good.
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We are doing you a favor
by not getting that novel.
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Tell the brave
fire fighters.
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They're not
gonna like it.
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Please, sir, give us a brief
description of the novel.
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Guy's father
dies 20 years ago.
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Guy starts getting letters
from his dead father,
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Trying to
solve the murder--
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"frequency."
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How did
yours end ?
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Did it have a twist
of some kind ?
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He found out who murdered him,
and then he--
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( dangle )
what ? Then what ?
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Just say it,
spit it out.
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It doesn't matter.
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It does matter,
we care, we wanna know.
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If you can't get excited
about your work,
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Why would you expect
anybody else to ?
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( dangle )
oh, looky here, looky here.
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A couple little bill nye
the science guys.
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Shut it off right now !
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Turn it off right now !
Off !
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Step away
from the go-cart.
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Shut it down
right now, son !
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Don't go nowhere,
where you going ?
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Where you going ?
Get over here !
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Your mama
know you're here ?
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Does she know you're here
on a state park
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Committing a felony ?
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No tags--
felony number two, son.
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That's two felonies.
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Don't you go
rabbit on me.
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What's your mama's
phone number ?
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I don't know
her phone number.
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You don't know your mama's
phone number ? Why ?
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Don't you run,
don't you dare run.
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Don't you go !
No, you don't !
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No, you don't !
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Can I go first ?
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All right,
I'm after you, though.
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Fire it up !
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Here we go,
you ready ?
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Yeah, I'm ready,
light it up.
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Gas it, gas it !
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Three... Two...
One !
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Oh, shit.
Shit, shit...
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Oh, goddamn it !
Ow, ow, ow... !
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Shit !
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He wrote a poem for me
on our first date
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That was so beautiful,
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And it was--
I can't paraphrase poetry
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'cause I don't know my
nouns from my verbs--
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But it was something like,
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"if I could saw through
your chest bones
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"and pull out your heart,
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"I would swallow it
and have you forever
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'til I die and you die"--
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Something about dying, dying.
We both die-- something.
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I'm not, you know,
I'm not a good paraphraser.
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You know, the likeness
between craig
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And the truckee river
killer is eerie,
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But... Craig's also
just one of those
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Little, weird,
white people, you know,
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Who looks like
a serial killer.
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I think when we go to
the barbecue over there,
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Let's just-- we'll keep
them separated,
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Keep him talking,
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And we'll do as much recon
as we possibly can.
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( wiegel )
craig is so--
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He's good at
absolutely everything.
246
00:10:05,170 --> 00:10:06,804
I took a cooking class
last year,
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But I was sick most of it,
248
00:10:08,907 --> 00:10:10,908
But I got
the grilling part.
249
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Craig took a
screen-door-making class.
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He made this screen door.
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Get out !
Get out of town !
252
00:10:17,883 --> 00:10:19,550
You have no idea
how much work--
253
00:10:19,651 --> 00:10:21,118
Right, honey ?--
Goes into these.
254
00:10:21,219 --> 00:10:23,287
And they're really
cheap to buy.
255
00:10:23,388 --> 00:10:26,156
That took me
four years.
256
00:10:26,257 --> 00:10:28,258
Four years--
really ?
257
00:10:28,359 --> 00:10:31,462
Well,
I notice you got--
258
00:10:31,563 --> 00:10:33,097
Got your own
meat grinder.
259
00:10:33,198 --> 00:10:35,066
Yep, I make
my own meats.
260
00:10:35,167 --> 00:10:36,801
I make my meats.
261
00:10:36,902 --> 00:10:38,369
I mix
different stuff--
262
00:10:38,470 --> 00:10:41,338
Chicken and burgers
and sausages.
263
00:10:41,439 --> 00:10:43,841
Do you guys like sausages
and burgers and everything ?
264
00:10:43,942 --> 00:10:46,277
Can't wait, craig.
265
00:10:46,377 --> 00:10:49,213
I'm gonna slip off
to the little boys' room.
266
00:10:49,314 --> 00:10:50,881
It's where
I think it is, right ?
267
00:10:50,982 --> 00:10:52,583
Yeah, just right around
the corner there.
268
00:10:52,684 --> 00:10:54,151
Just around the way.
269
00:10:54,252 --> 00:10:56,721
It smells like formaldehyde
back there a little bit.
270
00:10:56,822 --> 00:10:58,155
Yeah, sorry
about the smell.
271
00:10:58,256 --> 00:11:00,324
I pickle things.
272
00:11:00,425 --> 00:11:03,493
My uncle's a surgeon,
he lent me--
273
00:11:03,595 --> 00:11:05,396
Hey, clemmy !
274
00:11:05,497 --> 00:11:07,231
Yeah ?
275
00:11:07,332 --> 00:11:10,334
Could I borrow
some of your bronzer ?
276
00:11:10,435 --> 00:11:12,136
Yes, you can--
I'll be back.
277
00:11:12,237 --> 00:11:13,370
They seem
really nice.
278
00:11:13,471 --> 00:11:15,105
No, they're not nice at all,
they're horrible.
279
00:11:15,206 --> 00:11:16,707
( johnson )
what is that ?
280
00:11:16,808 --> 00:11:18,509
( dangle )
...Inside a birdcage.
281
00:11:18,610 --> 00:11:20,477
One hell of a perch.
282
00:11:20,579 --> 00:11:22,847
There's a perch,
there's a giant...
283
00:11:22,948 --> 00:11:25,649
All the biohazard stuff
all around.
284
00:11:25,750 --> 00:11:27,351
What's with all
the biohazard stuff ?
285
00:11:27,453 --> 00:11:28,853
( craig )
nobody likes a--
286
00:11:28,954 --> 00:11:30,221
( nervous laughter )
287
00:11:30,322 --> 00:11:32,690
Craig's back !
288
00:11:32,791 --> 00:11:34,225
You got some stuff
in here.
289
00:11:34,326 --> 00:11:36,893
Yeah, I got some great,
classic pieces in here.
290
00:11:36,995 --> 00:11:38,262
I gotta ask--
291
00:11:38,363 --> 00:11:39,630
This is
my favorite room.
292
00:11:39,731 --> 00:11:41,665
Curiosity's
killing my cat...
293
00:11:41,767 --> 00:11:43,868
What's with the human-sized
birdcage ?
294
00:11:43,969 --> 00:11:46,170
Oh, I just think
birds should have
295
00:11:46,271 --> 00:11:48,372
A lot of room to fly around,
you know ?
296
00:11:48,473 --> 00:11:50,374
They're given
the gift of flight,
297
00:11:50,475 --> 00:11:52,243
So why trap them
in a little cage ?
298
00:11:52,344 --> 00:11:54,478
Sure, why not give them
a human-sized cage ?
299
00:11:54,579 --> 00:11:56,413
And that--
whoa !
300
00:11:56,515 --> 00:11:58,349
Wow, look at that.
301
00:11:58,450 --> 00:12:00,984
Yeah, this is for
chopping off fingers.
302
00:12:01,085 --> 00:12:02,620
I'm just kidding.
303
00:12:02,720 --> 00:12:05,356
( laughter )
304
00:12:08,359 --> 00:12:10,027
And I like to call
this section
305
00:12:10,128 --> 00:12:12,963
"take three
or lose eight."
306
00:12:13,065 --> 00:12:14,298
In the future,
307
00:12:14,399 --> 00:12:16,834
You can either take your
three seconds to properly stop
308
00:12:16,935 --> 00:12:21,605
Or you can lose your
eight hours in traffic school.
309
00:12:21,706 --> 00:12:23,874
Okay, so normally, in your head,
you're gonna count--
310
00:12:23,975 --> 00:12:25,042
When you see a stop sign,
311
00:12:25,144 --> 00:12:27,378
You're gonna count,
one, two--
312
00:12:27,479 --> 00:12:29,480
And I know you,
you're not gonna do the three.
313
00:12:29,581 --> 00:12:31,382
You're gonna go,
"one, two, go !"
314
00:12:31,483 --> 00:12:32,883
Boom, too soon.
315
00:12:32,984 --> 00:12:34,785
So what you need to say
in your head
316
00:12:34,886 --> 00:12:36,386
Instead of
"one, two, go"
317
00:12:36,488 --> 00:12:40,557
Is "one, two, no,"
okay ?
318
00:12:40,658 --> 00:12:43,727
Now, as you say that no,
319
00:12:43,828 --> 00:12:45,896
That, in turn, has taken up
the third second.
320
00:12:45,997 --> 00:12:47,831
You see what
I'm saying ?
321
00:12:47,932 --> 00:12:50,568
Then, you're gonna go,
"four...
322
00:12:50,669 --> 00:12:53,236
Put the pedal
to the floor."
323
00:12:53,338 --> 00:12:55,205
Let's say everybody
gets here all at once.
324
00:12:55,306 --> 00:12:56,874
If you all got here
at the same time,
325
00:12:56,975 --> 00:12:58,775
Well, y'all have
the right of way.
326
00:12:58,876 --> 00:13:00,077
It's always the person
on your right,
327
00:13:00,178 --> 00:13:01,545
But there's
a person on my right.
328
00:13:01,647 --> 00:13:02,779
There's a person
on my right.
329
00:13:02,881 --> 00:13:05,917
Nobody knows who's right.
330
00:13:06,017 --> 00:13:10,254
What you do in that situation
is "g" and "r"--
331
00:13:10,355 --> 00:13:12,456
Gun it and run it,
and beat the other guy across.
332
00:13:12,557 --> 00:13:14,892
Okay ?
333
00:13:14,993 --> 00:13:18,095
That's lunch.
334
00:13:22,267 --> 00:13:23,534
Honey,
I'm gonna move this.
335
00:13:23,635 --> 00:13:24,835
It was on the food table.
336
00:13:24,936 --> 00:13:26,237
I'm afraid it might be
unsanitary.
337
00:13:26,338 --> 00:13:28,338
Oh, good thinking.
She's so smart.
338
00:13:28,439 --> 00:13:30,908
She thinks of everything,
you think of everything.
339
00:13:31,009 --> 00:13:33,444
Isn't she great,
you guys ?
340
00:13:33,545 --> 00:13:35,545
She's a dream.
341
00:13:35,646 --> 00:13:37,181
I'm just
gonna put it--
342
00:13:37,282 --> 00:13:40,818
Got some shoes
over there !
343
00:13:40,919 --> 00:13:43,387
Yeah, craig
collects shoes.
344
00:13:43,488 --> 00:13:44,589
What are the odds ?
345
00:13:44,690 --> 00:13:46,424
I love shoes,
and he collects shoes.
346
00:13:46,525 --> 00:13:47,992
And the thing that's funny
is every shoe there--
347
00:13:48,093 --> 00:13:50,261
Size 11,
my size.
348
00:13:50,362 --> 00:13:51,795
Isn't that weird ?
349
00:13:51,897 --> 00:13:54,031
That's a beautiful box
you got there.
350
00:13:54,132 --> 00:13:55,499
Oh, yeah, thanks,
I'm not--
351
00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:57,234
Yeah, thanks.
352
00:13:57,335 --> 00:13:59,503
Yeah, that's gorgeous,
what do you keep in there ?
353
00:13:59,604 --> 00:14:00,904
We're not gonna--
I don't--
354
00:14:01,006 --> 00:14:02,873
We don't, uh...
355
00:14:02,974 --> 00:14:05,109
I don't wanna
go in the box.
356
00:14:05,210 --> 00:14:07,578
I don't think we should
even talk about the box.
357
00:14:07,679 --> 00:14:10,715
What do you
keep in the box ?
358
00:14:10,816 --> 00:14:12,082
It's just got
a really pretty--
359
00:14:12,183 --> 00:14:14,485
Don't touch the box,
okay ?
360
00:14:14,585 --> 00:14:16,086
Don't you touch the box.
361
00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:20,924
Okay.
362
00:14:23,261 --> 00:14:25,296
Well, I think
the meat's ready.
363
00:14:25,397 --> 00:14:27,331
Guys... ?
364
00:14:27,432 --> 00:14:29,367
He--
365
00:14:29,468 --> 00:14:32,169
He has pills
that he takes--
366
00:14:32,270 --> 00:14:34,304
No, he's lovely.
He's lovely.
367
00:14:34,406 --> 00:14:35,639
He's a lovely--
368
00:14:35,740 --> 00:14:36,807
Let's just
leave it at that.
369
00:14:36,908 --> 00:14:39,009
We're all having
a great time.
370
00:14:39,110 --> 00:14:40,444
Okay,
we're coming out.
371
00:14:40,545 --> 00:14:41,512
( wiegel )
hi, honey.
372
00:14:41,613 --> 00:14:44,548
Ooh, that meat
looks good.
373
00:14:52,157 --> 00:14:55,058
I believe if craig pullin
actually did kill wiegel,
374
00:14:55,159 --> 00:14:56,459
It wouldn't be
such a bad thing
375
00:14:56,561 --> 00:15:00,898
Because that poor woman's always
been afraid of killing herself.
376
00:15:00,999 --> 00:15:02,032
I know she wants to,
377
00:15:02,133 --> 00:15:04,001
And it might be
the lord's way
378
00:15:04,102 --> 00:15:06,303
Of facilitating
that end for her.
379
00:15:06,404 --> 00:15:07,905
I think it would,
380
00:15:08,006 --> 00:15:10,508
In a morbid way,
be a good thing for her.
381
00:15:10,609 --> 00:15:12,576
Like when you jump out of
planes the first time,
382
00:15:12,678 --> 00:15:13,978
There's always
somebody with you
383
00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:16,113
To pull the rip cord
in case you don't.
384
00:15:16,214 --> 00:15:17,581
It's like
craig pullin's
385
00:15:17,682 --> 00:15:21,285
Gonna kind of pull the old
suicide cord on wiegel
386
00:15:21,386 --> 00:15:23,888
Since she's kind of
got cold feet.
387
00:15:23,989 --> 00:15:26,657
He's gonna be the little thing
on her shoulder that says,
388
00:15:26,758 --> 00:15:28,058
"give it up."
"do it."
389
00:15:28,159 --> 00:15:30,394
"and if not, hey,
I'll do it for you."
390
00:15:30,495 --> 00:15:32,630
Kind of
a death leprechaun.
391
00:15:32,731 --> 00:15:37,068
Dude, that's a wicked-awesome
band name.
392
00:15:37,169 --> 00:15:40,337
If you kill yourself, you
don't get a chance to repent,
393
00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:41,972
You ain't going
to heaven.
394
00:15:42,073 --> 00:15:43,774
But if somebody else
cuts your throat,
395
00:15:43,875 --> 00:15:46,377
You got a 50/50 shot
of getting in.
396
00:15:46,478 --> 00:15:48,078
Hey...
Hey, mike.
397
00:15:48,180 --> 00:15:49,680
( mike )
hey, jonesy.
398
00:15:49,781 --> 00:15:51,448
You know
why we're here ?
399
00:15:51,549 --> 00:15:53,651
Unh-unh.
Why are you here ?
400
00:15:53,752 --> 00:15:56,487
Nice to see you.
401
00:15:56,588 --> 00:16:00,057
It's great to see you,
too, big mike.
402
00:16:00,158 --> 00:16:01,858
You having a little
sale out here today ?
403
00:16:01,959 --> 00:16:03,794
Yeah, it's all stuff that
was either given to me
404
00:16:03,895 --> 00:16:05,996
Or I purchased before.
405
00:16:06,097 --> 00:16:08,065
Right there,
that's why we're here.
406
00:16:08,166 --> 00:16:12,002
What ?
The shelves ?
407
00:16:12,104 --> 00:16:14,004
No, not the shelves.
408
00:16:14,105 --> 00:16:15,839
What about
this here, huh ?
409
00:16:15,941 --> 00:16:18,375
The flag ?
Yeah.
410
00:16:18,476 --> 00:16:21,278
What ?
411
00:16:21,379 --> 00:16:22,880
You can't have
a nazi flag
412
00:16:22,981 --> 00:16:25,582
Flying in your
neighborhood here.
413
00:16:25,683 --> 00:16:26,984
You can't have that.
414
00:16:27,085 --> 00:16:28,285
It's in bad taste,
okay ?
415
00:16:28,386 --> 00:16:31,955
But is it against my power
of the first amendment ?
416
00:16:32,057 --> 00:16:34,258
It is not against my power
of the first amendment, man,
417
00:16:34,359 --> 00:16:35,592
To have a flag up,
418
00:16:35,693 --> 00:16:38,295
To have any kind of flag
displayed at my house.
419
00:16:38,396 --> 00:16:39,964
I'll give you
$2 for it, okay ?
420
00:16:40,065 --> 00:16:41,799
That's a $15 flag.
421
00:16:41,900 --> 00:16:43,400
Don't give him
money for that !
422
00:16:43,501 --> 00:16:44,935
$2 is good.
423
00:16:45,036 --> 00:16:48,238
I got a stack of
old penthouse here.
424
00:16:48,339 --> 00:16:49,906
Maybe that would
offend somebody,
425
00:16:50,007 --> 00:16:52,676
If you want to buy a stack
of old penthouse.
426
00:16:55,380 --> 00:16:57,614
Man, that's my
comb table, man.
427
00:16:57,715 --> 00:17:02,353
( mike humming )
428
00:17:02,454 --> 00:17:06,123
ââ¢Âª and the cops bought
a nazi flag today... ââ¢Âª
429
00:17:07,525 --> 00:17:11,862
Brenda, I got $2,
we can buy a poodle.
430
00:17:11,963 --> 00:17:13,730
Ohh !!
431
00:17:13,831 --> 00:17:15,199
( coughs )
432
00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:17,368
Oh, something's
gone wrong.
433
00:17:17,469 --> 00:17:18,802
Oh, god.
434
00:17:18,904 --> 00:17:20,871
Brenda, hold on.
435
00:17:20,972 --> 00:17:22,005
( groans )
436
00:17:22,106 --> 00:17:24,441
I somehow got the wind
knocked out of me.
437
00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:26,710
Oh, jeezer.
438
00:17:26,811 --> 00:17:28,278
You know,
it really hurts me
439
00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:31,148
To hear what the other deputies
have to say about craig,
440
00:17:31,249 --> 00:17:32,716
It really does.
441
00:17:32,817 --> 00:17:34,751
Um...
442
00:17:34,852 --> 00:17:37,855
But he cares about me
so much.
443
00:17:37,956 --> 00:17:42,426
He told me that he would
cut my head off and eat it
444
00:17:42,527 --> 00:17:45,462
If I ever needed him to.
445
00:17:45,563 --> 00:17:49,499
That's love,
I'm sorry.
446
00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:52,736
He doesn't need to say
the "l" word.
447
00:17:56,674 --> 00:17:58,475
Damn japanese locks...
448
00:17:58,576 --> 00:17:59,877
Okay,
it is 20:00 hours.
449
00:17:59,978 --> 00:18:01,779
We are at the residence
of mr. Craig pullin,
450
00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:03,046
Trudy's boyfriend.
451
00:18:03,148 --> 00:18:04,815
We got craig and trudy
ice capades tickets,
452
00:18:04,916 --> 00:18:07,117
So they should not be home
for about two hours or so.
453
00:18:07,218 --> 00:18:08,819
We're gonna do
a little reconnaissance,
454
00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:10,854
See what we can't
find out about this cat.
455
00:18:10,956 --> 00:18:12,656
I got it.
456
00:18:12,757 --> 00:18:14,391
Boo !
God !
457
00:18:14,492 --> 00:18:15,759
Goddamn it...
Jesus !
458
00:18:15,860 --> 00:18:17,427
Back door is open.
459
00:18:17,528 --> 00:18:18,895
( whispering )
come on, go, go, go !
460
00:18:18,996 --> 00:18:19,997
Shh.
461
00:18:20,098 --> 00:18:21,965
Where do we go ?
462
00:18:22,066 --> 00:18:24,301
Check the box,
check the box.
463
00:18:24,402 --> 00:18:26,036
The box.
464
00:18:26,138 --> 00:18:28,705
Use a hairpin.
465
00:18:33,211 --> 00:18:35,145
( craig )
... They ate the entire thing
466
00:18:35,247 --> 00:18:36,379
Which I think is weird.
467
00:18:36,481 --> 00:18:40,017
( trudy laughs )
468
00:18:40,118 --> 00:18:42,186
Hey, guys.
469
00:18:42,287 --> 00:18:44,455
What the fuck !
470
00:18:44,556 --> 00:18:46,724
What the fuck
is going on ?!
471
00:18:46,825 --> 00:18:50,527
Does someone wanna tell me
what's going on ?
472
00:18:50,628 --> 00:18:51,962
Trudy...
473
00:18:52,063 --> 00:18:55,733
You know he looks like
the truckee river--
474
00:18:55,834 --> 00:18:58,067
We thought that
craig looked like
475
00:18:58,169 --> 00:19:00,370
The sketch of the
truckee river killer.
476
00:19:00,471 --> 00:19:02,873
You've got to be
fucking kidding me !
477
00:19:02,974 --> 00:19:04,341
Get the fuck out !
Get out !
478
00:19:04,442 --> 00:19:07,311
Get out right now !
479
00:19:07,411 --> 00:19:09,245
Double time,
out, gang.
480
00:19:09,346 --> 00:19:10,748
Get the fuck out
of here !
481
00:19:10,848 --> 00:19:13,717
Get the fuck out !
482
00:19:13,818 --> 00:19:15,352
Get out !
483
00:19:15,453 --> 00:19:16,686
I'm sorry, trudy.
484
00:19:16,787 --> 00:19:19,122
Get the fuck out !
485
00:19:23,727 --> 00:19:28,699
God damn it, craig,
I'm so sorry.
486
00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:30,467
Listen, don't even
worry about it.
487
00:19:30,568 --> 00:19:32,536
They're just trying to
do their jobs, you know.
488
00:19:32,637 --> 00:19:34,871
I wouldn't even
worry about it.
489
00:19:34,972 --> 00:19:38,375
I'm so embarrassed.
490
00:19:38,476 --> 00:19:41,211
( sighs )
491
00:19:48,586 --> 00:19:51,054
Hmm...
492
00:19:51,156 --> 00:19:53,223
Are you one of
those drama queens ?
493
00:19:53,325 --> 00:19:56,159
Because I can't have you
freaking out
494
00:19:56,260 --> 00:19:59,629
Every time you find
a body part, okay ?
495
00:19:59,730 --> 00:20:04,034
We're gonna be in
for a long night here.
496
00:20:04,135 --> 00:20:06,603
I'm gonna go jerk off.
497
00:20:19,450 --> 00:20:22,453
( harmonica plays )
498
00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:23,820
ââ¢Âª I met
a girl named trudy ââ¢Âª
499
00:20:25,590 --> 00:20:27,390
ââ¢Âª she loved me the most ââ¢Âª
500
00:20:29,660 --> 00:20:32,963
ââ¢Âª she--
she's got great curves ââ¢Âª
501
00:20:34,865 --> 00:20:36,466
ââ¢Âª and I don't mean
to boast ââ¢Âª
502
00:20:38,369 --> 00:20:40,704
ââ¢Âª then she found
a foot in my fridge ââ¢Âª
503
00:20:42,507 --> 00:20:44,307
ââ¢Âª and things got nuts ââ¢Âª
504
00:20:46,277 --> 00:20:51,381
ââ¢Âª then I got sent to jail,
and that's kind of crazy ââ¢Âª
505
00:20:51,482 --> 00:20:53,049
ââ¢Âª I got
the death-row blues ââ¢Âª
506
00:20:54,419 --> 00:20:57,387
ââ¢Âª I'm all over the news-- ââ¢Âª
it goes on like that.
507
00:20:57,488 --> 00:20:59,222
Oh, craig... Yay !
508
00:20:59,324 --> 00:21:00,991
It's all right.
509
00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:09,466
Very successful
program.
510
00:21:09,567 --> 00:21:10,667
They got a lot of
guns, don't they ?
511
00:21:10,768 --> 00:21:12,703
Trouble is,
they resell them, I think.
512
00:21:12,804 --> 00:21:14,471
Oh...
513
00:21:14,572 --> 00:21:16,707
I don't think
they sell them,
514
00:21:16,808 --> 00:21:19,209
I think they give them
to children.
515
00:21:19,310 --> 00:21:21,177
Hell's angels ?
516
00:21:21,278 --> 00:21:22,546
No, they're
responsible guys.
517
00:21:22,647 --> 00:21:24,148
No, you're thinking
"toys for twats."
518
00:21:24,249 --> 00:21:26,349
They do that
in April every year.
519
00:21:26,450 --> 00:21:29,887
"toys for twats" I think they
stopped doing, didn't they ?
520
00:21:29,988 --> 00:21:31,688
No, they did it
last year.
521
00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:34,858
Yeah, I think
they're gonna stop
522
00:21:34,959 --> 00:21:37,361
'cause some kid got herpes
from handling a sit 'n spin.
523
00:21:37,462 --> 00:21:38,495
Right...
524
00:21:38,545 --> 00:21:43,095
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