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( Man on police radio )
All units in the vicinity.
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1433 Murray drive.
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We have an officer down,
shots fired, shots fired.
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( Whaling sirens )
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All units in the vicinity,
please report.
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1433 Murray drive.
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( Barking dog )
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Sheriff's department!
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Hey !( Shooting )
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Oh, God.
Surprise.
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We've got an
officer down.
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1433 Murray drive.
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We've got an
officer down.
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( Sirens blaring )
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Oh ho, oh, ho-ho!
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( Police radio chatter )
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Aggghhhh!
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Here you go...
Lal-la, yeah...
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( Screaming )
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( Man on radio )
2-3, roger, roger!
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Shots fired!
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Oh-ho-ho!
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( Police radio chatter )
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( Sirens blaring )
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( Dangle )
Okay, heads up, heads up.
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Morning meeting.
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We got a call
from the Wal-Mart.
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The, uh, Mexican gentleman
who likes to touch and hug
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their mannequin's is back.
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Garcia, I was hoping
you could do a drive-by.
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No problemo.
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Muchas gracias.
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Who put up the sticker
in the locker room
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that says, "legalize it"?
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It's got a little leaf,
a little marijuana leaf,
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and it says "legalize it".
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I don't know why you're
looking at me.
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I'm not
looking at you.
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I'm looking
here.
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I'm thinking at you.
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I'm looking
at here.
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I love Reno.
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I've got
roots here.
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I'm very popular here,
from all my dealings.
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I've done
a lot of R.V. shows.
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All the camper shows,
they always call me.
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As it turns out, I am one of
the better looking women here,
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so my dance card is full
all the time.
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My favorite thing
about being a cop
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is that I get to
slap men around.
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Ha!
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I love it.
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You know what
I'm saying?
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You just grab 'em up
in the collar, and...
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( Imitating slapping )
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Stop, in the name
of the law!
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Hey, you, come here,
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in the name
of the law!
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You know
what I'm saying?
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I love someone that has to say,
"you know what I'm saying,"
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after everything she says.
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Because quite honestly, no, I
don't know what she's saying,
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nor do I care.
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There is some racial tension
on the squad.
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And I mean,
I think it's normal.
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But I think, unfortunately,
it all stems from one guy.
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From officer Garcia.
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And I mean,
the poor guy can't help it,
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he's Mexican.
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Uh, I would say in the context
of a joke, it's okay.
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I mean,
I watch the B.E.T.
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Whatever, them fellas
use it all...
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They toss it
around like salad.
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So you're saying,
that in the context of a joke,
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it is okay to use
the N-word.
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Yeah, to
loosen somebody up.
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Y'know, loosen up...
A little brevity.
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No.
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You want me to check our
tolerance policy?
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The answer is:
No, it is not okay.
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Dangle,
if I could, if I could,
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I don't use it, but if
I wanted to, could I?
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Yeah, I think
I should.
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What if someone says,
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what... which nigger
took the last donut?
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That's wildly
inappropriate.
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I take
medication...
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Doctor prescribed.
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Doctor prescribed medication,
for several audit...
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I have an auditory disorder,
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which makes me
a little bit nervous
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around people and lights.
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We've got a disturbing
the peace call,
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in front of a
haircutting place.
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Male Caucasian,
possible street performer.
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He's been accosting
customers all week.
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We've got four calls.
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He's been
disturbing the peace.
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So we're gonna see what
we've got here.
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Well, thank you, sir.
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This should
be good.
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How're you
doing today, sir?
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Good.
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I'm gonna need to see
some sort of a license,
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a street performer's
license.
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Good.
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You speak
English, right?
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Do you have a real
license, sir?
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That's pretty good.
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Well, sir, I don't need
to see a fake anything.
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I need to see a real
performer's,
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street performer's license.
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It's gettin'
bigger!
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Yeah, I can
see that, Jones.
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Okay, sir.
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Ooh!
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Can you show me, uh...
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Heavy, heavy?
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I need to see
a license, sir.
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No, I don't...
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Whoa!
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Hey!
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Whoa!
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Sir, please don't...
I need to see... Jones!
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That's pretty funny.
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Jones, can I ask
you not to encourage
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this gentleman, okay?
What?
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Because I'm trying to
ascertain some information,
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and I'm trying to...
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Okay.
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Excuse me, sir...
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He's doing you.
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Excuse me, sir, are
you doing me?
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Sir, I am at my
wit's end, here.
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He's got you!
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Are you making fun
of me, sir?
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Please do not
do that to me, sir!
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Oh!
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Cut it out there, huh,
huh, huh, huh, huh?
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Oh, yeah!
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Go to sleep,
little mime!
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You're speaking
English now!
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Yeah, thank you.
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I feel I bring a real
joie de vivre
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to law enforcement.
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For example,
my uniform.
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I do not wear
the regulation uniform.
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I wear these shorts, here.
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And I actually had to
lobby the sheriff's department,
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to get permission
to wear these.
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But my argument was,
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hey, I'm out there in
the streets every day.
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I've gotta be able to move
like a cheetah.
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Like a law enforcement cheetah.
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Can I see your
driver's license, please?
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Would you mind stepping out
of the vehicle?
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Yes, sir.
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Is there a problem,
officer?
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Well, yeah, there's a
little bit of a problem.
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This here says you weigh
158 pounds.
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Oh!
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Uh, no, no.
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That was
about 3 years ago.
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I'm down to,
like, 130,
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maybe 135 today.
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I haven't been running
in, like, a week.
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Yeah, just 'cause, my...
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I mean, jeez,
you're like a sculpture.
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I mean, it's incredible.
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Well, yeah, thanks,
I'm a personal trainer.
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Really?
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Wow.
For a living.
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Oh, you do...
Wow, no wonder.
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So you're like,
you're like...
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I don't do
grandma push-ups,
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but they're not that
good, either.
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Yeah, let me see,
let me see what you got.
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There's one.
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That's a great push-up.
That's a great push-up.
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But let me show you
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four things you're
doing wrong, all right?
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Now, see, this...
Your ass is too high.
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Ow!
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Yeah, oh, yeah.
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Do you feel that?
Yeah, I do.
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Officer down.
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Did you ever hold
a gun before?
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You can hold it for
one second if you want.
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I'm allowed to do this?
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Well, not really, no.
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But you know,
you may, you know,
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for a second,
you can.
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Whoa!
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Wow, that's
really heavy.
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So, uh, you gonna
let me...
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Should I pay
this ticket?
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Nah, you were doing...
What were you doing?
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About a buck-five?
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So I guess
you should go.
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I should probably
go, yeah.
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I mean, you're on duty.
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You've got
the cop car.
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I'm on duty,
I'm doing my thing.
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I've got keys and stuff,
keys and everything.
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I should really
go and a...
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No.
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Whoa, whoa,
whoa, hey.
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Hey.
Hey.
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All right then.
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Okay, okay.
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The women on the force
got to get along.
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I mean,
we are the minorities,
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so, you know, we've got
to stick together.
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Sisterhood,
girl power.
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All that jazz.
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Raineesha Williams
is a loud-mouth,
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back-stabbing...
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Jew.
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I wanna say Jew,
she's not...
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I don't think she's...
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Think she's very,
in fact, openly catholic,
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which I have a problem
with, too.
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You know, I had a saying
before I came to work here,
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and that was that feminism
is bull...( Bleep ).
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But I feel
really a sisterhood,
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with these special,
special ladies.
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Officer Johnson is a whore.
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I'm sorry,
I'm sorry.
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It was just a...
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It just took me by
surprise to see them.
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( Muttering )
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I know it's hard.
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I know you've
been traumatized.
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I know it's been a rough
couple of days.
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It was frightening.
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I understand.
I understand.
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Today's the day
we're gonna catch
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the monster that did
this to you,
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and we're gonna put
him behind bars, all right?
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So I need your full
cooperation.
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Okay, but th-th-they
can't see me.
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No, they can't.
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They cannot
see you.
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You can see
them, all right?
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Rest assured you will
not be identified.
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Okay.
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Dear God!
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It's okay.
It's all right.
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You ready to
do this?
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Yeah. Okay.
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Number three, can you
please step forward?
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Read from the card.
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Get your goddamned hands
off me, you ( Bleep ).
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Very nice.
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Can all the suspects
please give me a profile?
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Can they bounced.
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There was a lot
of movement.
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When it was happening,
there was a lot of movement.
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If they could just bounce.
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Can all the suspects jump up
in the air one time?
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00:09:28,767 --> 00:09:30,334
That's it.
262
00:09:30,434 --> 00:09:32,234
Oh, Jesus.
263
00:09:32,334 --> 00:09:33,701
That's all
you're gonna get.
264
00:09:33,801 --> 00:09:36,167
In good conscience, I can't
have them do that again.
265
00:09:36,267 --> 00:09:39,734
Can all the suspects please
turn around, face the wall,
266
00:09:39,834 --> 00:09:43,200
and hold, until I tell
you otherwise?
267
00:09:43,300 --> 00:09:45,801
Hands up
against the wall.
268
00:09:45,901 --> 00:09:49,100
Can everyone please put your
hands up against the wall?
269
00:09:49,200 --> 00:09:52,767
Oh, God,
oh, God.
270
00:09:52,868 --> 00:09:54,200
Okay.
271
00:09:54,300 --> 00:09:55,968
Thank you, you can
all turn around, now.
272
00:09:56,067 --> 00:09:57,167
Thanks so much.
273
00:10:00,501 --> 00:10:01,501
Um...
274
00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:03,300
Can you...
275
00:10:03,400 --> 00:10:05,300
Can you bring in
four more?
276
00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:07,200
There she is.
Oh, there she is.
277
00:10:07,300 --> 00:10:08,467
What do you
think it is today?
278
00:10:08,567 --> 00:10:09,701
Jones, you got
any ideas?
279
00:10:09,801 --> 00:10:10,734
Nope, do you?
280
00:10:10,834 --> 00:10:12,033
Oh, hell no.
281
00:10:12,133 --> 00:10:13,200
Here we go.
282
00:10:13,300 --> 00:10:14,734
Here we go.
All right.
283
00:10:14,834 --> 00:10:15,868
She's crying.
284
00:10:15,968 --> 00:10:17,667
Hey, tee-tee.
( Crying )
285
00:10:17,767 --> 00:10:19,534
How are you,
tee-tee?
286
00:10:19,634 --> 00:10:20,400
What's
going on?
287
00:10:20,501 --> 00:10:22,067
Calm down, now.
288
00:10:22,167 --> 00:10:23,734
Why are you
so upset?
289
00:10:23,834 --> 00:10:25,000
There was two of 'em!
290
00:10:25,100 --> 00:10:26,734
Two what,
two what, tee-tee?
291
00:10:26,834 --> 00:10:28,267
They was midgets!
292
00:10:28,367 --> 00:10:29,767
I wasn't scared,
though.
293
00:10:29,868 --> 00:10:31,834
I wasn't scared,
I took it right here.
294
00:10:31,934 --> 00:10:33,567
Okay.
Okay.
295
00:10:33,667 --> 00:10:35,868
Okay, well, why...
296
00:10:35,968 --> 00:10:37,267
Hey!
297
00:10:37,367 --> 00:10:39,667
Why were you in conflict
with the midgets, tee-tee?
298
00:10:39,767 --> 00:10:40,968
You stomped
on it, too?
299
00:10:41,067 --> 00:10:42,167
Just leave them alone.
300
00:10:42,267 --> 00:10:43,701
Boy, I ain't got
to take that,
301
00:10:43,801 --> 00:10:44,901
I ain't got
to take that.
302
00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:46,067
Okay.
What's up?
303
00:10:46,167 --> 00:10:47,167
Hey, how
you doing?
304
00:10:47,267 --> 00:10:48,634
I'm doing, I'm doing
all right.
305
00:10:48,734 --> 00:10:49,601
Thank you...
306
00:10:49,701 --> 00:10:51,767
It's good to see you,
too, sweetheart.
307
00:10:51,868 --> 00:10:53,033
It's good to see you.
308
00:10:53,133 --> 00:10:54,167
Yeah, all right.
309
00:10:54,267 --> 00:10:55,167
Hey!
Tee-tee!
310
00:10:55,267 --> 00:10:56,200
We've got a
stick down.
311
00:10:56,300 --> 00:10:57,200
Tee-tee's
got my stick.
312
00:10:57,300 --> 00:10:58,300
We've got a
stick down here.
313
00:10:58,400 --> 00:10:59,434
Tee-tee, you just
stole my stick.
314
00:10:59,534 --> 00:11:00,834
Give that
stick back, tee-tee.
315
00:11:00,934 --> 00:11:02,667
Okay.
316
00:11:02,767 --> 00:11:04,200
May I please
have my stick back?
317
00:11:04,300 --> 00:11:05,667
Don't pose
for pictures.
318
00:11:05,767 --> 00:11:06,868
Tee-tee.
319
00:11:06,968 --> 00:11:08,200
Come on now, girl.
320
00:11:08,300 --> 00:11:09,200
Oh!
321
00:11:09,300 --> 00:11:10,601
No, here we go!
322
00:11:10,701 --> 00:11:12,167
No,
tee-tee.
323
00:11:12,267 --> 00:11:13,501
I've got you,
sweetheart.
324
00:11:13,601 --> 00:11:14,968
No, let her go.
325
00:11:15,067 --> 00:11:16,234
No!
No!
326
00:11:16,334 --> 00:11:17,934
No!
327
00:11:18,033 --> 00:11:22,701
They say that, uh, we are not
supposed to date on the force.
328
00:11:22,801 --> 00:11:24,234
Well, I just think
that's a stupid rule,
329
00:11:24,334 --> 00:11:26,167
and I think rules were
made to be broken.
330
00:11:26,267 --> 00:11:29,067
And I think everyone should be
as free with their sexuality,
331
00:11:29,167 --> 00:11:30,400
and as open
as they wanna be
332
00:11:30,501 --> 00:11:33,367
with as many people as
they possibly can.
333
00:11:33,467 --> 00:11:36,067
Because you only go around
once in this world, all right?
334
00:11:36,167 --> 00:11:38,567
As long as you
take a shower,
335
00:11:38,667 --> 00:11:41,601
I don't see what
the big deal is.
336
00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:45,434
Clemmy, Clemmy, Clemmy,
now that is one woman.
337
00:11:45,534 --> 00:11:47,334
Sh-she's beautiful.
338
00:11:47,434 --> 00:11:49,567
She's got a great heart,
a great soul.
339
00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:51,434
Uh, beautiful hair.
340
00:11:51,534 --> 00:11:54,000
It's like the hair...
Her hair's like dandelion.
341
00:11:54,100 --> 00:11:56,033
Y'know, you feel like
if you blew on it,
342
00:11:56,133 --> 00:11:58,501
like a lot of
it would go away.
343
00:11:58,601 --> 00:11:59,701
( Sighing )
344
00:11:59,801 --> 00:12:01,667
Officer Jones.
345
00:12:01,767 --> 00:12:03,968
We had a thing
going on.
346
00:12:04,067 --> 00:12:05,434
We was together,
347
00:12:05,534 --> 00:12:08,901
and, you know, and I think us
breaking up was hard on him.
348
00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:10,634
You know, he took
that kinda hard.
349
00:12:10,734 --> 00:12:13,367
And I think it kinda
broke his heart a little bit.
350
00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:15,968
Hey.
351
00:12:19,968 --> 00:12:22,968
I was just uh...
352
00:12:23,067 --> 00:12:25,200
Looking for officer Jones.
353
00:12:25,300 --> 00:12:27,968
This is kind of
his stomping ground.
354
00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:32,400
Have you seen him?
355
00:12:32,501 --> 00:12:34,000
He's a big,
good-looking black guy.
356
00:12:36,734 --> 00:12:38,234
( Dinging bell )
357
00:12:42,067 --> 00:12:43,767
Lieutenant, hey.
358
00:12:43,868 --> 00:12:45,000
Hey.
359
00:12:46,968 --> 00:12:49,534
Uh...
How y'all...
360
00:12:52,267 --> 00:12:53,567
I was just checking
on everything.
361
00:12:53,667 --> 00:12:54,868
Donut?
362
00:12:54,968 --> 00:12:56,467
I'm all right,
thank you.
363
00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:58,267
Oh, ( Bleep )
364
00:12:58,367 --> 00:13:01,000
Oh, ( Bleep ) Me.
365
00:13:04,701 --> 00:13:06,767
Did you see somebody
with a bicycle?
366
00:13:06,868 --> 00:13:08,267
A guy with a bike?
367
00:13:08,367 --> 00:13:09,501
Somebody, anybody
with a bicycle?
368
00:13:09,601 --> 00:13:10,501
It says, police on it.
369
00:13:10,601 --> 00:13:11,901
Oh, son of
a bitch.
370
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,834
Son of a bitch!
371
00:13:13,934 --> 00:13:15,300
Sir, did you see
someone with a bicycle
372
00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:16,968
that says police on it?
373
00:13:17,067 --> 00:13:18,267
No?
374
00:13:18,367 --> 00:13:20,133
Oh, ( Bleep ).
375
00:13:20,234 --> 00:13:21,801
Oh, ( Bleep ) Me.
376
00:13:21,901 --> 00:13:23,400
( Bleep )
377
00:13:23,501 --> 00:13:23,968
Stop!
378
00:13:24,067 --> 00:13:26,033
Oh, ( Bleep ) Me.
379
00:13:28,801 --> 00:13:29,767
Oh, Christ.
Wow.
380
00:13:29,868 --> 00:13:31,334
She's really
red in the face.
381
00:13:31,434 --> 00:13:32,434
Hold, on.
Hold, on.
382
00:13:32,534 --> 00:13:34,234
Hey, hey, hey...
Calm down.
383
00:13:34,334 --> 00:13:35,501
Don't hit the car.
384
00:13:35,601 --> 00:13:36,534
What have
you got?
385
00:13:36,634 --> 00:13:37,767
I've got me
a pervert over there.
386
00:13:37,868 --> 00:13:38,801
Where is he,
ma'am?
387
00:13:38,901 --> 00:13:40,033
Come on,
I waited 20 minutes
388
00:13:40,133 --> 00:13:41,100
where is he?
389
00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:42,234
( Bleep )
390
00:13:42,334 --> 00:13:43,234
Where is
he, ma'am?
391
00:13:43,334 --> 00:13:44,234
He's over...
392
00:13:44,334 --> 00:13:45,767
Hey, hey, calm down!
393
00:13:45,868 --> 00:13:47,300
Go back inside,
put some clothes on,
394
00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:48,434
and stay right there!
395
00:13:48,534 --> 00:13:49,667
My taxes pay
for your donuts!
396
00:13:49,767 --> 00:13:51,934
( Bleep ) Get him,
mother-( Bleep )!
397
00:13:52,033 --> 00:13:53,267
Sir?
398
00:13:53,367 --> 00:13:54,601
Sir?
399
00:13:54,701 --> 00:13:56,067
Put your
hands up, sir.
400
00:13:56,167 --> 00:13:57,133
How y'all
boys doing?
401
00:13:57,234 --> 00:13:58,567
Put your
hands up!
402
00:13:58,667 --> 00:14:00,000
Oh, God.
403
00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:04,000
Lieutenant dangle and I have
a very special relationship.
404
00:14:04,100 --> 00:14:07,801
It's like we're
brother and sister.
405
00:14:07,901 --> 00:14:12,200
But like a brother and sister
who have sex.
406
00:14:12,300 --> 00:14:13,934
Uh, Wiegel?
407
00:14:14,033 --> 00:14:15,934
Not even a two-bagger,
a three-bagger.
408
00:14:16,033 --> 00:14:18,067
A bag for her face,
a bag for your face,
409
00:14:18,167 --> 00:14:19,267
a bag for anybody,
410
00:14:19,367 --> 00:14:21,167
God forbid, that may
be peeking in the window.
411
00:14:21,267 --> 00:14:23,801
That's not very
nice to say.
412
00:14:23,901 --> 00:14:25,367
She's an
unfortunate-looking woman.
413
00:14:25,467 --> 00:14:28,400
All right,
it is 0-800 hours.
414
00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:31,534
And we are riding
in the roller
415
00:14:31,634 --> 00:14:32,934
and buckle your
safety belt, people,
416
00:14:33,033 --> 00:14:34,634
because you are
riding shotgun
417
00:14:34,734 --> 00:14:37,200
with the Reno sheriff's
department.
418
00:14:37,300 --> 00:14:39,667
Of course, you're not
literally riding shotgun,
419
00:14:39,767 --> 00:14:42,968
Trudy Wiegel's
riding shotgun.
420
00:14:43,067 --> 00:14:44,267
But, uh, in no
time at all,
421
00:14:44,367 --> 00:14:46,200
this area's
a hotbed of crime.
422
00:14:46,300 --> 00:14:48,567
We've got...
We get murders out here,
423
00:14:48,667 --> 00:14:52,901
we get rapists, we get crack,
methamphetamine.
424
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:55,300
Dismemberments.
425
00:14:55,400 --> 00:15:00,901
Have you ever heard,
there's a, um...
426
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:06,601
There's a way that women can
be inseminated artificially?
427
00:15:06,701 --> 00:15:08,667
Like she doesn't even
have to have sex
428
00:15:08,767 --> 00:15:10,067
with the other person,
429
00:15:10,167 --> 00:15:13,133
but she can just
be inseminated, like, a...
430
00:15:13,234 --> 00:15:16,334
It's not a test tube baby,
it's like a real baby...
431
00:15:16,434 --> 00:15:19,000
A guy... say she
wants to get pregnant,
432
00:15:19,100 --> 00:15:24,234
and he has good genes...
433
00:15:24,334 --> 00:15:26,534
I was just wondering if
you'd ever heard of that?
434
00:15:31,601 --> 00:15:33,601
( Barking )
435
00:15:33,701 --> 00:15:35,501
They trained
the damn dogs in German,
436
00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:37,167
but I don't speak German,
437
00:15:37,267 --> 00:15:39,000
so he don't do nothing that
I tell him to do.
438
00:15:39,100 --> 00:15:41,234
Foss!
439
00:15:41,334 --> 00:15:42,334
Nothing.
440
00:15:42,434 --> 00:15:44,067
That's supposed
to make him attack.
441
00:15:44,167 --> 00:15:45,133
You've got "pakken".
442
00:15:45,234 --> 00:15:48,300
You've got...
Oh, ( Bleep ) damn it!
443
00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:50,801
Ah, okay, okay,
okay, okay!
444
00:15:50,901 --> 00:15:52,934
You got a...
445
00:15:53,033 --> 00:15:54,567
I'm sorry,
I'm sorry.
446
00:15:54,667 --> 00:15:56,067
You've
got pardon.
447
00:15:56,167 --> 00:15:57,167
No, that's French.
448
00:15:57,267 --> 00:16:00,133
You've got...
"Protesta".
449
00:16:00,234 --> 00:16:02,801
Ich eine un protesta.
450
00:16:02,901 --> 00:16:04,534
Shhhhh...( Bleep )
451
00:16:04,634 --> 00:16:06,267
Could I get a little
help out here?
452
00:16:07,601 --> 00:16:09,801
You know...
453
00:16:09,901 --> 00:16:12,501
I collect
baby clothes
454
00:16:12,601 --> 00:16:14,834
that I buy
on sale.
455
00:16:14,934 --> 00:16:17,067
Just in case.
456
00:16:24,868 --> 00:16:27,300
You collect
baby clothes?
457
00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:30,334
Yeah.
458
00:16:30,434 --> 00:16:31,400
( Panting )
459
00:16:31,501 --> 00:16:32,701
Oh, God.
460
00:16:32,801 --> 00:16:34,200
Oh, man.
461
00:16:34,300 --> 00:16:35,701
Oh, God,
I hit that guy.
462
00:16:35,801 --> 00:16:36,868
Oh, man.
463
00:16:36,968 --> 00:16:37,834
Oh, great.
464
00:16:37,934 --> 00:16:39,334
Only crime
all day.
465
00:16:39,434 --> 00:16:40,567
Sir, I am so sorry.
466
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:43,400
I was looking
at my... sir!
467
00:16:43,501 --> 00:16:45,634
Sir, I'm sorry.
Sir, I'm sorry.
468
00:16:45,734 --> 00:16:48,868
Sir, we gotta
exchange informa...
469
00:16:48,968 --> 00:16:50,834
Oh, man.
470
00:16:50,934 --> 00:16:51,767
Why is he running?
471
00:16:51,868 --> 00:16:53,667
That was totally
my fault.
472
00:16:53,767 --> 00:16:56,834
That was
just 100% my...
473
00:16:59,434 --> 00:17:01,000
Oh my God.
474
00:17:04,334 --> 00:17:05,701
That's marijuana!
475
00:17:05,801 --> 00:17:07,334
( Laughing )
476
00:17:07,434 --> 00:17:08,400
Good stuff, too!
477
00:17:08,501 --> 00:17:09,534
Oh, man!
478
00:17:09,634 --> 00:17:10,901
Oh, my God!
479
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,367
Oh!
480
00:17:12,467 --> 00:17:13,334
All right!
481
00:17:13,434 --> 00:17:14,868
Yeah, that's how
we do it in Reno!
482
00:17:14,968 --> 00:17:16,601
Woo-hoo!
483
00:17:21,901 --> 00:17:25,000
We got a call on Jackie
and the girls again.
484
00:17:25,100 --> 00:17:26,634
Shine a light on them.
485
00:17:26,734 --> 00:17:29,934
Yes, indeed,
there she goes.
486
00:17:30,033 --> 00:17:31,234
How're we doing
tonight, Jackie?
487
00:17:31,334 --> 00:17:32,667
Hey!
488
00:17:32,767 --> 00:17:34,634
How are you?
489
00:17:34,734 --> 00:17:35,567
Good.
490
00:17:35,667 --> 00:17:36,868
Good to
see you.
491
00:17:36,968 --> 00:17:38,234
Don't touch!
492
00:17:38,334 --> 00:17:39,868
That's my
stuff!
493
00:17:39,968 --> 00:17:40,868
It's just dangerous.
494
00:17:40,968 --> 00:17:41,868
I don't wanna twist
an ankle.
495
00:17:41,968 --> 00:17:42,868
I heard you've been
advertising tonight.
496
00:17:42,968 --> 00:17:44,868
Have you been
advertising?
497
00:17:44,968 --> 00:17:46,167
Yes.
498
00:17:46,267 --> 00:17:47,734
No, I...
499
00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:49,067
Oh.
500
00:17:49,167 --> 00:17:50,901
It's just been a while
since you've seen them,
501
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:52,367
so I thought I'd give
you a freebie.
502
00:17:52,467 --> 00:17:53,467
But it's not free!
503
00:17:53,567 --> 00:17:54,534
It costs
a buck!
504
00:17:54,634 --> 00:17:55,534
Give it up!
505
00:17:55,634 --> 00:17:58,701
We don't wanna
see them, okay?
506
00:17:58,801 --> 00:18:01,234
Just keep them under your
drawers, or whatever.
507
00:18:01,334 --> 00:18:02,434
I'm just
keeping it real.
508
00:18:02,534 --> 00:18:04,334
What's with the pickles
there, Jackie?
509
00:18:04,434 --> 00:18:06,901
These are secret.
510
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:08,868
These are
a secret.
511
00:18:08,968 --> 00:18:09,968
( Spitting )
512
00:18:10,067 --> 00:18:11,501
Hey, ho, ho, ho!
513
00:18:11,601 --> 00:18:13,067
That's not good.
514
00:18:13,167 --> 00:18:14,200
You got me in
the eye, there.
515
00:18:14,300 --> 00:18:16,234
Somebody sold me
a bum juice.
516
00:18:16,334 --> 00:18:17,467
All right.
517
00:18:17,567 --> 00:18:18,601
Hello, ladies.
518
00:18:18,701 --> 00:18:20,801
How're we doing
tonight, ladies?
519
00:18:20,901 --> 00:18:23,734
Can we help you
tonight?
520
00:18:23,834 --> 00:18:25,334
Whoa.
521
00:18:25,434 --> 00:18:27,267
Dangle.
Lieutenant.
522
00:18:27,367 --> 00:18:29,334
Garcia.
523
00:18:29,434 --> 00:18:30,601
Hey.
524
00:18:32,167 --> 00:18:33,000
Lieutenant.
525
00:18:33,100 --> 00:18:34,434
Yeah?
526
00:18:34,534 --> 00:18:36,300
I'm working
vice tonight.
527
00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:37,934
Do you
need backup?
528
00:18:38,067 --> 00:18:39,300
No, no, no,
no, no, no.
529
00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:40,734
I'm deep cover.
530
00:18:40,834 --> 00:18:43,000
I'm getting
a lot of leads.
531
00:18:43,100 --> 00:18:44,200
We can back you up.
532
00:18:44,300 --> 00:18:45,300
No, no, no,
I'm good.
533
00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:46,868
I'm in deep cover,
I've got a lot of leads.
534
00:18:46,968 --> 00:18:47,968
Carry on.
535
00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:56,467
Doesn't he
have Friday off?
536
00:18:56,567 --> 00:18:58,367
He's working vice.
537
00:18:58,467 --> 00:19:00,634
Yeah, but he's
got Friday off.
538
00:19:04,834 --> 00:19:06,567
Okay, it is
20-hundred hours.
539
00:19:06,667 --> 00:19:08,300
And we have been ordered
by a federal judge
540
00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:10,367
to destroy
the 60-something pounds
541
00:19:10,467 --> 00:19:14,100
of confiscated marijuana,
and destroy it we shall.
542
00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:17,300
Good day, gang,
good day.
543
00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:19,467
Pass it around.
544
00:19:19,567 --> 00:19:21,667
Eight bags of
pot on the fire.
545
00:19:21,767 --> 00:19:23,300
Does anyone
want a s'more?
546
00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:26,934
( Coughing )
547
00:19:30,067 --> 00:19:31,534
Go dangle!
Go dangle!
548
00:19:31,634 --> 00:19:32,934
Go dangle!
549
00:19:41,901 --> 00:19:46,133
( Laughing )
550
00:19:46,234 --> 00:19:47,267
Keep it here.
551
00:19:47,367 --> 00:19:48,501
Woo!
552
00:19:48,601 --> 00:19:50,300
All right.
553
00:19:56,501 --> 00:19:59,234
Man, I love
being a cop.
554
00:19:59,334 --> 00:20:01,501
( Whaling sirens )
555
00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:03,767
( Squealing brakes )
556
00:20:03,868 --> 00:20:04,968
( Crashing )
557
00:20:14,868 --> 00:20:16,234
You gonna do
this to me?
558
00:20:16,334 --> 00:20:17,868
I am...
Oh.
559
00:20:17,968 --> 00:20:19,234
You gonna do this?
560
00:20:19,334 --> 00:20:20,300
Listen, listen...
561
00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:21,868
Hey, baby...
Hey, baby-girl...
562
00:20:21,968 --> 00:20:23,167
Then what
happened next.
563
00:20:23,267 --> 00:20:25,534
The first bitch comes up
with two rocks in her hand,
564
00:20:25,634 --> 00:20:26,868
and said, ( Bleep ),
565
00:20:26,968 --> 00:20:29,934
I paid you for three rocks,
and you gave me two.
566
00:20:30,033 --> 00:20:33,000
And that ( Bleep ) Says,
I gave you three, bitch!
567
00:20:33,100 --> 00:20:34,667
No, no, stop!
568
00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:37,000
Don't you pick up that
gnome, you're a dead man.
569
00:20:37,100 --> 00:20:38,734
Don't you
pick up that gnome.
570
00:20:38,834 --> 00:20:40,267
Don't you pick up
than gnome.
571
00:20:40,367 --> 00:20:42,067
Don't you
touch that gnome!
572
00:20:42,167 --> 00:20:45,033
( Shooting )
573
00:20:45,133 --> 00:20:46,667
You've got a whole
half life left,
574
00:20:46,767 --> 00:20:49,267
and there's a lot of
people that don't know you.
575
00:20:49,367 --> 00:20:50,834
I don't know what
to say anymore.
576
00:20:50,934 --> 00:20:55,033
Excuse me, I accidentally
locked myself in the car!
577
00:21:05,901 --> 00:21:10,400
Last night,
at about 0-700 hours,
578
00:21:10,501 --> 00:21:12,100
I returned to
my home.
579
00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:15,634
And I de-robed myself,
580
00:21:15,734 --> 00:21:18,868
and noticed
that I had a pez
581
00:21:18,968 --> 00:21:21,100
in my bellybutton.
582
00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:22,667
Have you ever
heard of anything
583
00:21:22,767 --> 00:21:24,300
as ridiculous as that?
584
00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:26,167
Trudy, did you make up
the story
585
00:21:26,267 --> 00:21:28,567
about finding a pez
in your bellybutton,
586
00:21:28,667 --> 00:21:30,133
just to get
attention from us,
587
00:21:30,234 --> 00:21:32,868
and to have something to say
in the morning meeting?
588
00:21:32,968 --> 00:21:34,968
Or did it really happen?
589
00:21:35,018 --> 00:21:39,568
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