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Try this for a deep, dark secret.
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The great detective Remington Steele...
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He doesn't exist. I invented him.
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Follow...
I always loved excitement,
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So I studied and apprenticed..
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and put my name on an office.
HOLT INVESTIGATIONS
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But absolutely nobody knocked down my door.
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A female private investigator
seemed so...... feminine.
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So I invented a superior.
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A decidedly MASCULINE superior.
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Suddenly there were cases around the block.
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Working like a charm
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Until the day he walked in...
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with his blue eyes
and his mysterious past.
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And before I knew it...
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He assumed Remington Steele's identity.
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Now I do the work
and he takes the bows.
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This is a dangerous way to live...
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but as long as people buy it...
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I can get the job done.
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We never mix business with pleasure.
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Well, almost never.
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I don't even know his real name.
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GOURMET CUISINE
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Thanks.
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Thanks.
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Avocado on 7 grain with alfalfa sprouts
MMM, must be yours.
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Corned beef and pastrami on a kaiser roll
with horseradish and sauerkraut.
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Must be yours.
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- You all right?
- What is it?
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HIM! LOOK at those bills!
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One round-trip chartered jet
to Las Vegas- $2000.
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One evening gown by Louie of Beverly Hills
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$6000.
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You know he's bought her enough
flowers to open a botanical garden?!
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- Who?
- Her!
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NADINE! The peroxide piranha!
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But I thought that was his assignment
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Keep her out of the way until
you settled the Randall case.
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I hate to admit it,
but he seems to be doing a excellent job.
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I mean, we haven't seen Nadine in-- weeks.
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We haven't seen MR. STEELE, either.
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And the case has been CLOSED for three days!
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- I guess he got a little carried away.
- We may NEVER see him...
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Unless his CREDIT or his STAMINA runs out!
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Well, we know he was in
San Francisco two days ago.
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- How do we know?
- We just got a bill from Ernie"s.
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OOH, OOOH!
Hold it, Laura. Calm down, huh?
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We've GOT to do something
to get his attention!
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Uh -uh, Nadine. Never bite. Always nibble.
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More champagne?
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- Anything?
- Just a cosy place to do some serious nibbling.
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- Yes, Mr. Steele.
- Check, please.
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Yes, sir.
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Sorry, Mr. Steele.
But I'm afraid your account has been closed-
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- Closed?
- Yes sir.
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Very well.
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Thank you, sir.
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You have made this evening
so extraordinarily special.
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I am going to do something
I've never done before.
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OH, I HOPE so.
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A forget-me-not.
Oh, Remington
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I am sorry, Mr. Steele, but...
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I have orders to
confiscate your credit card.
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- WHAT?
- I dont know anything about it, sir.
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All THEY said was
that I had to confiscate the card.
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Then how am I supposed to settle this?
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- You COULD try cash, sir.
- Cash?
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I never carry cash.
It's so bulky.
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I have some money.
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WOW.
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- Now you've upset the lady...
- Terribly sorry, sir.
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If I weren't so annoyed,
I'd be embarrassed.
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Allow me to repay you
over breakfast, my dear.
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Claude will have
to be taken care of too.
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- Is this all right?
- More than adequate.
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Thank you, Mr. Steele.
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- Should I?
- Just a few dollars.
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- Thank you, Mr. Steele.
- Ok.
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Mr. Steele.
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- Ms. Wolfe.
- Foxe!
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Mr. Steele. It's a pleasure, sir.
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'm Leibowitz. You know...
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The Morton matter.
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Yes, yes. a very... complex situation.
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But it's been resolved.
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Complex, but easily resolved.
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- Ms. Wolfe.
- Foxe.
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- What?
- I am Foxe, it's not Wolfe. Bernice Foxe.
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You call me Wolfe one more time and
I'll tell Laura you're hanging around the office....
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- Where is she?
- OUT.
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- I can see that. Where?
- That's not for publication.
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You don't seem to grasp
the gravity of the situation.
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She has CLOSED my checking account.
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I am on the brink of financial,
not to mention PHYSICAL oblivion.
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- I will give her the message.
- Very well, Ms. "Whatever".
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How would you like me to handle EACH...
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and EVERY one of the those cases out there?
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You WOULDN'T.
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Where is she?
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At a motel on Pico.
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This is a first for me.
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Well, you're going to learn to love it.
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If my husband ever found out
about this, he'd kill us both
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Well, I won't tell him if you won't.
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- Smooth talking creep.
- What is he saying?
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Look, we already know he's behind it.
Why can't we just call the police?
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He gotta ASK her to steal the
information from your company.
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The minute he does, we'll grab him.
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Maybe I'll just take the rest of the days off.
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No, baby.
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Because your job is gonna
make us both a LOT of money.
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What do you mean?
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Well, you see, it's like this:
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You get me some material...
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You've got a lot of explaining to do!
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- What are YOU doing here?
- You her husband, fella?
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- You CLOSED my checking account!
- We'll.. talk.. about it.. LATER!
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Wait, wait a minute. I KNOW that guy!
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- No. No, you don't.
- Yeah I do. That's Remington Steele.
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- Remington Steele? No.
- It's a set up!
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- What's going on in there?
- Don't ask.
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- Grab him, Murphy!
- Shouldn't we call the police?
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I'm not finished...
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Would somebody PLEASE tell me what's happening?!
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- Hey stop. Stop.
- Slight change in plans, Mr. Dillon.
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Why don't you go back to you office and
I will give you complete update in about an hour.
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Well, at least it's reassuring
that Mr. Steele's personally involved.
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Three weeks of playing secretary for NOTHING!
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Well, if you'd tell me what
cases I'm supposed to be working on...
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I wouldn't have found myself in
this embarrassing situation!
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You're not working on ANY cases... anymore!
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Apparently gratitude's not one
of your strong suits, Laura,
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After all I've done for you, THIS is how you repay me?
Cutting off my credit? Closing my checking account?"
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You spent $22,000 dollars in a single month.
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A month that doesn't even have 31 days in it.
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You asked me to keep Nadine occupied.
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Long stemmed roses, 200$ an ounce perfume,
Designer gowns!
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Perhaps I DID go a bit overboard,
BUT it's for the good of the agency.
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Well, for the good of the Agency,
From now on we...
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we discuss all expenditures in ADVANCE!
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Fine. But I've written checks to people
who don't even TAKE checks.
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They have names like Bruno and Guido...
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and they do some of their best work in cement.
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What kind of shady enterprise
are you involved in this time?
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Danny's dessert:
Some of the finest...
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horseflesh ever to grace a quarter mile track.
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SPARE me!
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The horse comes up lame.
Bruno and his boys want to unload him
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So I put together a group of investors
to turn him out to stud
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Thank you.
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I'll try to convince Mr. Dillon
that you barging in here...
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was another brilliant
Remington Steele tactic.
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- Thank you.
- What about Danny's dessert?
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Buy him some Ben Gay
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Bruno. Just as I suspected.
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- Bookkeeping boggle...
- Good to see you, Mr. Steele. I'm...
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- Interrupting.
- I told him that you...
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Bruno, do I detect a note of disbelief in your voice?
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Stiff?
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In what context are you using that word, Bruno?
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Ah, that context.
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Noon tomorrow?
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I am not sure my bank can
transfer the funds by then...
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Jim Meecham.
Meecham Exploration and Development.
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- Let's huddle.
- See Ms. Holt. She huddles.
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I never stoop to a second stringer.
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My play book looks like this.
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I'm in oil and natural gas,
based out of Oklahoma City.
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and my accountant says to diversify,
so I bought into Dillon Electronics.
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But it seems ever since I've been on that team,
it's been third and long
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SOMEbody's been red dogging us.
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- We don't handle animal cases.
- You're already handling this one.
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Dillon Jr. hired you folks to find out
who's stealing our research.
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You were just about to
sack the guy in a motel...
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when some air head busted up the play.
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Competent folk is hard to
find in any profession.
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That's why I want you quarterbacking
this operation, Mr. Steele.
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It's time to stop pussyfootin' around
motels and get to the bottom of this.
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I never involve myself
directly in a case.
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I function best in an advisory capacity.
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I subscribe to the
George Steinbrenner philosophy of life.
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If you want a piece of talent, you buy it
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Twenty five thousand dollar cashier's check.
Made payable to YOU.
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Ms. Wolfe, hold my calls.
I'll be in conference. Thank you.
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Mayday.
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- Excuse me, Mr. Steele.
- Ah, come in, Miss Holt! Come in.
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Meech was just telling me about
the time he wildcatted up Alaska way.
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- The tanglefoot from the motel
- Now, Meech, let's not blitz her buns.
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Miss Holt is one of my finest operatives.
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You're TOO kind, Mr. Steele.
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We're watching the young man's
apartment in case he shows up.
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That's fine for the taxi squad...
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But the coach here had just convinced me
that the ONLY way to stop all these thefts...
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is to install a complete security system.
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We start first thing in the morning.
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May I RESPECTFULLY remind you,
Mr. Steele...
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that your ENORMOUS responsibilities
preclude any personal involvement...
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Now, little lady,
when I buy seats on the fifty yard line...
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I expect to see the FIRST team play.
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Now, you let the coach do
what he does best...
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and you- well,
you just do whatever it is you do around here.
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I'll just doggie bag this.
See you later, Steele.
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- Are you CRAZY?
- He insisted I handle the case.
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Security system my foot!
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- You couldn't even install a light bulb!
- Piece of cake.
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You know, you are beginning
to believe your own publicity.
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You are NOT Remington Steele.
I invented Remington Steele.
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He's a figment of MY imagination!
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It's my face on your figment.
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Do you have any idea how draining
it is to BE Remington Steele?
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Oh, this is AGONY, living out
a part I've only seen in the movies...
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- We make such a winning combination
- We have a deal
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- Let's enjoy our success...
- I do the work, and you take the bows
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Let our passions erupt into
something outrageously fulfilling...
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You mean hop in the sack?
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Little crude, but- to the point.
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- Love to.
- Well then?
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- But I can't.
- Why not?
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It's tough enough pulling off this kind of
charade without THAT kind of complication.
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As long as we're IN business,
let's keep it business-like.
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Tell OLD Meech that the
press of other commitments...
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forces you to turn
Dillon Electronics over to Murphy and me.
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- Love to, but I can't
- Why not?
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I gave him my word. And everyone knows that
Remington Steele's word is his bond.
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Carry on, Miss Wolfe.
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Lost and Found Mission
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And that's the worst part of it,
feeling sorry ourselves.
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"Nobody loves me, nobody cares about me...
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except my bottle or my needle.".
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Oh, yeah, I know what I'm talking about
because, I know it's gonna be hard to believe...
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but I used to be just like you.
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Shootin up all day and pukin up all night.
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Then..
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I got the message.
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There IS and WAS somebody who cared about me:
The Big C.
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Jesus Christ himself.
238
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I mean, you're looking at a
living, breathing testimony...
239
00:15:56,505 --> 00:15:58,405
to the powers of the Big Fella.
240
00:15:58,507 --> 00:16:00,407
I mean to tell you...
241
00:16:00,509 --> 00:16:03,478
if He can keep ME straight
for three years...
242
00:16:03,578 --> 00:16:06,445
he sure as hell can do the
same for you bunch of bums.
243
00:16:11,753 --> 00:16:14,586
Why don't you all get yourself something eat?
244
00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:20,928
Well. If it ain't my old friend...
245
00:16:24,466 --> 00:16:26,366
Remington Steele Detective Agency?
246
00:16:26,468 --> 00:16:29,460
- How did YOU end up detecting?
- I had the face for it.
247
00:16:30,939 --> 00:16:33,533
Sure not like the old days, huh, J...
248
00:16:33,642 --> 00:16:35,542
Uh, Remington. Sorry.
What a moniker.
249
00:16:35,644 --> 00:16:38,636
I am in desperate need of
your talents, Wallace.
250
00:16:38,747 --> 00:16:40,715
I'm not in that line of endeavor anymore.
251
00:16:40,816 --> 00:16:44,650
- The Big Guy frowns on it. I...
- Nothing REMOTELY tainted, I assure you.
252
00:16:44,753 --> 00:16:47,415
Since you've circumvented
so many burglar alarms...
253
00:16:47,522 --> 00:16:49,854
I thought you'd be just
the chap to install one
254
00:16:49,958 --> 00:16:52,449
- sort of... poetic justice.
- I don't know
255
00:16:52,561 --> 00:16:55,325
If I'm not around here,
this place turns into a shooting gallery
256
00:16:55,430 --> 00:16:58,661
A few days work for say
ten thousand dollars?
257
00:17:00,235 --> 00:17:01,702
Ten THOUSAND?
258
00:17:04,005 --> 00:17:06,473
What I could do for these bums
with ten grand.
259
00:17:09,044 --> 00:17:13,344
My tailor. Have him whip you up
something conservative, yet... dernier cri.
260
00:17:14,883 --> 00:17:16,578
Charge it to my account.
261
00:17:16,685 --> 00:17:19,347
New name or not,
you're still the same old high flyer.
262
00:17:31,233 --> 00:17:32,860
I'm back!
263
00:17:35,937 --> 00:17:37,564
Home work!
264
00:17:38,707 --> 00:17:42,609
Surveillance on Marlene York,
Insurance description of the Regatsi jewelry...
265
00:17:42,711 --> 00:17:44,770
the wrap up on the Morton case
266
00:17:47,816 --> 00:17:50,341
Don't you get enough of the real thing?
267
00:17:50,452 --> 00:17:52,079
What?
268
00:17:53,889 --> 00:17:56,585
Oh, I happened to come across it on my desk.
269
00:17:56,691 --> 00:17:58,818
Hey, this is ME, remember?
270
00:17:58,927 --> 00:18:01,657
The Belle of the Ball?
The life of the party?
271
00:18:01,763 --> 00:18:05,221
I've seen that look before.
I've even had it a time or two myself.
272
00:18:08,403 --> 00:18:10,928
Who is he?
273
00:18:11,039 --> 00:18:13,405
What was he before he was Remington Steele?
274
00:18:13,508 --> 00:18:16,966
Who cares?
He's here, you're here, go for it.
275
00:18:17,078 --> 00:18:19,672
- And then what?
- Depends on what you're looking for.
276
00:18:19,781 --> 00:18:21,806
Me? I'm all partied out.
277
00:18:21,917 --> 00:18:25,318
What I want is slightly dull,
filthy rich husband.
278
00:18:26,488 --> 00:18:29,787
But I were in the market for a
heart stopping, teeth rattling...
279
00:18:29,891 --> 00:18:32,121
eye rolling fling...
280
00:18:36,798 --> 00:18:41,394
Phew! You know, it's not just the
free ride that keeps this clown around.
281
00:18:42,704 --> 00:18:45,036
It's the challenge.
282
00:18:45,140 --> 00:18:49,600
I'm probably the only woman he's ever met
who didn't tumble right into bed with him.
283
00:18:49,711 --> 00:18:53,909
- Not a bad way to break the ice
- Yeah.
284
00:18:56,851 --> 00:18:59,786
But I can barely keep him in line now.
285
00:18:59,888 --> 00:19:02,049
Can you imagine what he'd
be like if we turned THAT corner?
286
00:19:02,924 --> 00:19:04,619
Might be fun finding out.
287
00:19:07,062 --> 00:19:10,088
I've worked too hard to risk
everything just to get my teeth rattled.
288
00:19:10,865 --> 00:19:12,765
So where does that leave you?
289
00:19:18,340 --> 00:19:19,807
Itchy.
290
00:19:20,742 --> 00:19:22,733
Dillon Electronics
291
00:19:25,947 --> 00:19:28,177
Local dispatcher to the truck number 2.
292
00:19:28,283 --> 00:19:30,183
You are cleared to leave for Santa Barbara.
293
00:19:30,285 --> 00:19:34,187
Be sure to fill up the total mileage and
time for the entire round-trip. Over
294
00:19:45,834 --> 00:19:47,802
Joe, give the the tape measure, will you?
295
00:19:51,306 --> 00:19:53,206
Your men are very efficient.
296
00:19:53,308 --> 00:19:55,299
- Best in the business.
- Right.
297
00:19:55,410 --> 00:19:57,378
Tell me, Wallace.
298
00:19:57,479 --> 00:20:00,880
- Where did you first meet Mr. Steele?
- Diplomatic Corps.
299
00:20:00,982 --> 00:20:02,677
- Excuse me?
- Paris, it was.
300
00:20:02,784 --> 00:20:04,752
Spring of '77.
Or was it '78?
301
00:20:04,853 --> 00:20:06,821
No, no, it was '79.
That was a good year.
302
00:20:06,921 --> 00:20:09,583
Are you sure it wasn't
Dennamora or Leavenworth?
303
00:20:09,691 --> 00:20:11,852
- Rats.
- What?
304
00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:15,293
They've got rats in the Seine...
big as Volkswagens,
305
00:20:16,164 --> 00:20:18,428
- Oye, Al, ayúdame.
- Yeah.
306
00:20:21,302 --> 00:20:23,566
Are you SURE they know what they're doing?
307
00:20:23,672 --> 00:20:26,835
Between them they've over
75 years of experience.
308
00:20:33,214 --> 00:20:36,513
Who are you? Where did you come from?
309
00:20:37,852 --> 00:20:39,752
Humphrey Bogart to Ingrid Bergman,
310
00:20:39,854 --> 00:20:42,288
'Casablanca', Warner Brothers, 1942.
311
00:20:42,390 --> 00:20:46,349
- This is no time to be quoting old movies.
- Then stop asking old questions.
312
00:20:46,461 --> 00:20:49,430
Tea time. You want some of this, honey?
313
00:20:50,198 --> 00:20:53,099
- Thank you, Mrs. Dillon
- ANNA.
314
00:20:54,202 --> 00:20:56,136
What a mess.
315
00:20:56,971 --> 00:20:59,166
Packy's probably doin'
a three-sixty in his grave.
316
00:21:00,175 --> 00:21:04,271
- Packy?
- My late husband, Patrick Joseph.
317
00:21:04,379 --> 00:21:07,177
We started Dillon Electronics
forty years ago...
318
00:21:07,282 --> 00:21:09,807
making gyroscopes for
the Navy from our basement.
319
00:21:12,987 --> 00:21:15,785
- Tastes like raw crude, don't it?
- Yes.
320
00:21:15,890 --> 00:21:19,758
Packy had it special blended.
Couldn't stand it myself while he was alive...
321
00:21:19,861 --> 00:21:23,092
but now...
it kinda keeps me close to him.
322
00:21:24,532 --> 00:21:28,366
Well, your son seems to be
carrying on the family tradition.
323
00:21:28,470 --> 00:21:31,166
Roger? He's carryin' on, alright.
324
00:21:33,041 --> 00:21:35,305
Why the hell are we
cartin' all this stuff up here?
325
00:21:35,410 --> 00:21:38,345
Stop and smell the flowers, Meech.
Santa Barbara's lovely this time of year.
326
00:21:38,446 --> 00:21:41,847
- It seems foolish to keep the research in the house.
- Dillon's orders.
327
00:21:41,950 --> 00:21:45,283
Well, he may run the company,
but the old lady still runs him.
328
00:21:45,386 --> 00:21:47,581
She thinks it's too risky at the plant.
329
00:21:47,689 --> 00:21:51,147
Now, Meech, I am PERSONALLY
supervising this entire operation.
330
00:21:51,259 --> 00:21:53,159
What could POSSIBLY go wrong?
331
00:22:51,820 --> 00:22:53,287
The key!
332
00:22:57,959 --> 00:22:59,449
Gentlemen?
333
00:23:04,299 --> 00:23:08,030
If the men who installed the system
cannot breech it...
334
00:23:08,136 --> 00:23:11,196
then I'd have to say it's foolproof.
335
00:23:11,306 --> 00:23:15,003
You gotta admit, he pulled it off.
336
00:23:25,019 --> 00:23:26,543
Guess what?
337
00:23:39,601 --> 00:23:41,068
Oh, my.
338
00:23:45,673 --> 00:23:49,336
Well, don't everyone stand around like
it's a time out. call the police.
339
00:23:51,179 --> 00:23:54,512
NO. If this gets out,
we'll lose our government contracts.
340
00:23:54,616 --> 00:23:57,483
You install fifty thousand dollars
worth of equipment...
341
00:23:57,585 --> 00:24:01,112
somebody just turns off the main switch
and walks out the front door.
342
00:24:01,222 --> 00:24:03,281
You think this was an inside job?
343
00:24:03,391 --> 00:24:05,689
You're all... pro material, Dillon
344
00:24:05,793 --> 00:24:07,351
Wallace is gone.
345
00:24:07,462 --> 00:24:08,793
- Where?
- South.
346
00:24:08,897 --> 00:24:11,024
Let me assure you, Mr. Meecham...
347
00:24:11,132 --> 00:24:15,592
I'm going to sue your agency till
it comes up as dry as my last oil well.
348
00:24:16,437 --> 00:24:18,337
It seems to me...
349
00:24:23,211 --> 00:24:25,236
We all got off on the wrong foot this morning.
350
00:24:26,714 --> 00:24:28,807
You are driving me crazy.
351
00:24:28,917 --> 00:24:32,614
A murderer is right in this room
sitting at this table.
352
00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:34,654
You are a hoodlum...
353
00:24:35,757 --> 00:24:37,224
There is your murderer
354
00:24:37,325 --> 00:24:40,488
- Nicky, he killed you.
- What's the matter? You sorry you didn't?
355
00:24:42,730 --> 00:24:45,494
LAST KNOWN DESTINATION:
LOST AND FOUND MISlÓN
356
00:24:50,672 --> 00:24:52,606
- Hello?
- Steele here.
357
00:24:52,707 --> 00:24:54,834
- What do YOU want?
- You alone?
358
00:24:54,943 --> 00:24:58,140
No. Wallace and I are sitting
here making paper airplanes...
359
00:24:58,246 --> 00:25:00,146
out of the research he stole.
360
00:25:00,248 --> 00:25:02,148
That's what I love about you, Laura.
361
00:25:02,250 --> 00:25:04,946
No matter how bleak the situation,
you never lose your sense of humor.
362
00:25:05,053 --> 00:25:07,988
Does ONE of us have a reason
that I'm talking to you?
363
00:25:08,089 --> 00:25:12,025
I think I'm onto something that could change
the entire complexion of the case.
364
00:25:12,126 --> 00:25:13,354
You're leaving town.
365
00:25:13,461 --> 00:25:15,452
My car will be at your
apartment in forty-five minutes.
366
00:25:15,563 --> 00:25:17,463
- Does that give you enough time?
- To do what?
367
00:25:17,565 --> 00:25:19,863
Make yourself presentable.
We're having dinner.
368
00:25:19,968 --> 00:25:21,868
Oh, no we're not having...
369
00:26:02,210 --> 00:26:05,668
- Mr. Steele's table, please.
- Oh yes. This way, please.
370
00:26:21,662 --> 00:26:23,129
Thank you.
371
00:26:36,210 --> 00:26:39,441
All right. I'm here.
What startling news do you have for me?
372
00:26:39,547 --> 00:26:42,015
I'm paying for dinner?
373
00:26:42,116 --> 00:26:44,880
You said you had something
to tell me about the Dillon case.
374
00:26:44,986 --> 00:26:47,614
- I have.
- Well?
375
00:26:48,689 --> 00:26:51,715
- Wallace didn't do it.
- How do you know that?
376
00:26:51,826 --> 00:26:55,091
He's of the old school.
where there's still honor among thieves.
377
00:26:55,196 --> 00:26:58,097
- He would never rip off a fellow miscreant.
- Then where is he?
378
00:27:00,068 --> 00:27:01,797
He'll turn up.
379
00:27:01,903 --> 00:27:03,200
That's it?
380
00:27:04,072 --> 00:27:08,441
Your foolproof security system lasts
exactly 3 hours and 15 minutes...
381
00:27:08,543 --> 00:27:11,376
the Agency is looking at
a ten million dollar lawsuit...
382
00:27:11,479 --> 00:27:14,642
I haven't got a CLUE to where
that missing file is...
383
00:27:14,749 --> 00:27:17,775
and you drag me halfway across
town to tell me he'll TURN UP?!
384
00:27:17,885 --> 00:27:19,978
SIT DOWN!
385
00:27:20,088 --> 00:27:22,181
There's something I want
you to know, Laura.
386
00:27:22,290 --> 00:27:26,590
You're good. This Dillon thing
is merely a temporary setback.
387
00:27:26,694 --> 00:27:29,993
I don't want your for one moment
to lose heart or confidence....
388
00:27:30,098 --> 00:27:33,261
porque eres una investigadora hábil...
389
00:27:33,367 --> 00:27:35,767
You're a skilled, resourceful and
often brilliant investigator.
390
00:27:35,870 --> 00:27:38,395
I have had the opportunity to
observe your talents firsthand and...
391
00:27:38,506 --> 00:27:40,997
I am terribly impressed.
392
00:27:41,109 --> 00:27:43,907
You're practical yet intuitive.
393
00:27:44,011 --> 00:27:47,344
You can see the large canvas
without missing the small detail
394
00:27:49,183 --> 00:27:50,980
Have I said something wrong?
395
00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:54,413
I HATE it when you're nice to me.
396
00:27:57,458 --> 00:27:59,517
What do I call you when we're alone?
397
00:28:00,828 --> 00:28:03,661
Well, I'm quite used to the
name that you came up with.
398
00:28:03,764 --> 00:28:05,994
It's from a typewriter
and a football team.
399
00:28:06,801 --> 00:28:10,293
Then pick one.
I've probably used it.
400
00:28:12,406 --> 00:28:15,398
You know, Murphy thinks
you're an international swindler....
401
00:28:15,510 --> 00:28:17,501
Or at the very least an ax murderer.
402
00:28:19,213 --> 00:28:21,181
Excuse moi, Miss Holt.
403
00:28:21,282 --> 00:28:24,843
- Telephone call for you. In the foyer, please.
- Thanks.
404
00:28:35,429 --> 00:28:38,023
Would you permit me an observation,
Mr. Steele?
405
00:28:38,132 --> 00:28:39,599
Certainly, Claude.
406
00:28:39,700 --> 00:28:44,103
This young lady is by far
the finest of a staggering array.
407
00:28:45,139 --> 00:28:47,733
You have exquisite taste, Claude.
408
00:28:47,842 --> 00:28:51,744
Does monsieur intend to
bestow a name plate on her?
409
00:28:52,513 --> 00:28:54,276
Possibly.
410
00:28:54,382 --> 00:28:56,577
They're solid brass, you know...
411
00:28:56,684 --> 00:29:00,984
And I'm afraid your largess is
beginning to run into big bucks.
412
00:29:03,624 --> 00:29:08,561
Well, if I do, I could very
well be the last one I dispense.
413
00:29:12,900 --> 00:29:14,595
Wallace turned up.
414
00:29:20,241 --> 00:29:21,936
Where did they find him?
415
00:29:22,043 --> 00:29:24,705
Where they find most of 'em.
Main Street
416
00:29:24,812 --> 00:29:27,576
needle still in his arm,
five grand in his sock.
417
00:29:27,682 --> 00:29:30,116
Must've been celebrating his good fortune.
418
00:29:30,218 --> 00:29:32,118
- He wasn't an addict.
- Take a look at those arms.
419
00:29:32,220 --> 00:29:34,120
You could run the Southern Pacific
on those tracks.
420
00:29:34,222 --> 00:29:36,656
They're old. At least 3 years.
421
00:29:36,757 --> 00:29:39,726
- When is the autopsy?
- Haven't you heard of Proposition 13?
422
00:29:39,827 --> 00:29:43,729
We don't have the budget to cut up
every junkie that pigs out on smack.
423
00:29:43,831 --> 00:29:47,289
You want an autopsy?
Get the stiff to your own pathologist.
424
00:29:48,069 --> 00:29:49,969
That STIFF...
425
00:29:50,071 --> 00:29:52,869
once made 27 straight
passes in a crap game
426
00:29:52,974 --> 00:29:54,942
he had a daughter he put through college
427
00:29:55,042 --> 00:29:57,670
he liked to fish off King's Point,
and he read the 'Wizard of Id'.
428
00:29:57,778 --> 00:30:01,771
That STIFF... was my friend.
429
00:30:14,228 --> 00:30:15,695
Harry. Harry.
430
00:30:23,104 --> 00:30:25,095
Tonight, you look like a Harry.
431
00:30:27,241 --> 00:30:30,540
He didn't want to do this job.
I soaped him into it.
432
00:30:31,612 --> 00:30:33,580
It wasn't your fault...
433
00:30:33,681 --> 00:30:38,084
Someone planted the money on him
to make it appear he sold the papers...
434
00:30:39,353 --> 00:30:41,878
Then killed him.
435
00:30:41,989 --> 00:30:43,957
I'm gonna find that someone.
436
00:30:47,295 --> 00:30:49,286
We'll do it together.
437
00:31:09,350 --> 00:31:11,045
What are we doing here?
438
00:31:11,152 --> 00:31:14,178
The minute anything happens down here,
everybody knows it.
439
00:31:14,288 --> 00:31:16,882
Let's see what they know
about Wallace's death.
440
00:31:17,925 --> 00:31:20,223
See? I told you.
441
00:31:20,328 --> 00:31:22,296
- What?
- You're good.
442
00:31:24,965 --> 00:31:26,933
Might as well start with them.
443
00:31:35,676 --> 00:31:37,644
How's it goin'?
444
00:31:48,856 --> 00:31:50,323
Excuse me...
445
00:31:51,459 --> 00:31:52,926
Excuse me.
446
00:31:57,765 --> 00:31:59,756
Pity about Wallace.
447
00:32:03,037 --> 00:32:06,165
Wallace... The fella who ran the mission?
448
00:32:09,443 --> 00:32:11,343
Dead, you know.
449
00:32:45,513 --> 00:32:46,980
Hello?
450
00:33:38,032 --> 00:33:41,160
Laura? You alright? You alright?
451
00:33:44,872 --> 00:33:46,635
Car.
452
00:33:46,740 --> 00:33:49,106
FRED! BLOCK THE ALLEY!
453
00:33:52,813 --> 00:33:54,713
Block the alley!
454
00:34:09,597 --> 00:34:11,827
- Did you get the license number?
- Right here.
455
00:34:14,602 --> 00:34:17,662
- How did you know I was in trouble?
- Actually, I was looking for a pencil.
456
00:34:25,646 --> 00:34:27,978
GQ magazine
457
00:34:46,166 --> 00:34:48,100
Thank you for coming, Mr. Meecham.
458
00:34:48,202 --> 00:34:50,170
This better be good, Miss Holt.
459
00:35:14,228 --> 00:35:16,128
What do you say, dear?
460
00:35:17,498 --> 00:35:20,695
No, no. It's all right.
I'll wait for you here.
461
00:35:22,136 --> 00:35:24,036
Takes her forever to get dressed.
462
00:35:29,877 --> 00:35:32,209
Without the research,
all you got's a dead thief.
463
00:35:32,313 --> 00:35:33,905
Or a murder victim
464
00:35:35,649 --> 00:35:37,776
We're waiting for the autopsy report.
465
00:36:00,341 --> 00:36:02,809
Six-two and even,
Dillon's the one stealing our research.
466
00:36:02,910 --> 00:36:05,470
Why do you say that?
467
00:36:05,579 --> 00:36:08,810
Only reason I got my cleats into that company
is because he ran it into the ground
468
00:36:08,916 --> 00:36:10,907
Thank you.
469
00:36:12,553 --> 00:36:16,216
He's a rookie, with a penchant
for polo ponies, black jack tables...
470
00:36:16,323 --> 00:36:19,690
little pieces of fluff
who collect expensive jewelry
471
00:36:49,156 --> 00:36:50,953
Been nice talkin' to you, Laura.
472
00:36:51,058 --> 00:36:54,118
Wait.. We haven't finished yet.
473
00:36:54,228 --> 00:36:57,288
I got my lawyer coming by with some
papers in my suit against your agency.
474
00:37:05,839 --> 00:37:07,739
Answer the phone.
475
00:37:15,249 --> 00:37:16,716
Hello?
476
00:37:17,918 --> 00:37:20,978
- Who's this?
- Well, who's this?
477
00:37:29,430 --> 00:37:31,125
Good afternoon, Miss Wolfe.
478
00:37:31,231 --> 00:37:33,563
Getting to be a regular fixture
around here, aren't you?
479
00:37:33,667 --> 00:37:35,362
Any word on that license plate?
480
00:37:35,469 --> 00:37:37,369
They're still running it through
the DMV computer...
481
00:37:37,471 --> 00:37:39,837
but Murphy's on the phone
with the pathologist
482
00:37:40,941 --> 00:37:42,408
Yeah.
483
00:37:45,045 --> 00:37:46,740
Spell that for me.
484
00:37:48,582 --> 00:37:51,449
Thanks, doc.
Call me when you're finished, okay?
485
00:37:52,953 --> 00:37:54,818
Well, what do you know?
486
00:37:56,123 --> 00:37:59,456
He was right.
Wallace didn't OD on junk.
487
00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:01,687
He was LITERALLY relaxed to death.
488
00:38:03,731 --> 00:38:06,393
Injected with a form of orphenadrine citrate:
489
00:38:06,500 --> 00:38:09,060
A muscle relaxant. The kind used on horses.
490
00:38:09,169 --> 00:38:11,637
- Dillon's into polo.
- And there are stables in back of the house.
491
00:38:11,739 --> 00:38:14,537
- Anything else?
- They're going over the contents of Wallace's stomach now.
492
00:38:14,641 --> 00:38:16,734
- It should be done by the end of the day.
- Ah ha. Not only do we know HOW and WHERE
493
00:38:16,844 --> 00:38:19,938
the murder took place.. but who committed it.
We Do?
494
00:38:20,047 --> 00:38:22,038
- Oh yeah?
- Absolutely. Meech.
495
00:38:22,149 --> 00:38:24,879
His briefcase is bulging with plans
to tear down Dillon Electronics...
496
00:38:24,985 --> 00:38:29,319
and build an industrial park;
Not a bad incentive to bankrupt a company by stealing it's own research
497
00:38:29,423 --> 00:38:31,323
- Don't forget Roger Dillon.
- I think I'm getting the hang of this
498
00:38:31,425 --> 00:38:34,360
According to Meecham, he needed a lot
of cash to float his lifestyle.
499
00:38:34,461 --> 00:38:37,089
Remember Mrs. Dillon. Insisting that
everything be moved to the house
500
00:38:37,197 --> 00:38:39,097
it made it a hell of a lot easier to steal.
501
00:38:39,199 --> 00:38:41,167
My money's on Meecham. Let's nab him.
502
00:38:42,569 --> 00:38:46,300
- We need a little thing called evidence.
- Which means...
503
00:38:46,406 --> 00:38:49,273
that SOMEbody is going to have
to get BACK into that house.
504
00:38:49,376 --> 00:38:51,810
Leave everything to me
505
00:38:52,579 --> 00:38:54,672
THAT is a LOT more frightening
than "Let's nab him'
506
00:38:56,483 --> 00:38:58,474
Hope you got major medical.
507
00:38:58,585 --> 00:39:02,180
Now, Meech. Polo is a contest
where gentlemen exhibit...
508
00:39:02,289 --> 00:39:04,883
the finest qualities of
horsemanship and fair play.
509
00:39:04,992 --> 00:39:06,892
Blow it out your ear
510
00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:15,500
I didn't know you played polo.
511
00:39:15,602 --> 00:39:18,833
Charles and I used to have
a go at it whenever I was in London.
512
00:39:20,307 --> 00:39:21,535
Charles?
513
00:39:21,642 --> 00:39:23,610
Of course, now that he's married,
we don't play as often as we'd like to.
514
00:39:23,710 --> 00:39:25,735
Thank you.
Happy snooping.
515
00:39:27,014 --> 00:39:29,141
I LIKE your boss.
516
00:39:29,249 --> 00:39:31,308
Has the same kind of flair that Packy had.
517
00:39:33,587 --> 00:39:37,114
Little reckless, maybe,
but full of sauce.
518
00:39:38,325 --> 00:39:41,624
- Why do you say that?
- Roger's a world class player.
519
00:39:42,563 --> 00:39:44,724
Well, it's only a game.
520
00:39:44,832 --> 00:39:47,426
Not for twenty five thousand bucks it ain't.
521
00:39:49,069 --> 00:39:52,163
- Twenty five thousand bucks?
- That's what he bet Roger and Meecham
522
00:39:53,273 --> 00:39:56,834
- Twenty five THOUSAND?
- Each.
523
00:40:36,183 --> 00:40:38,845
Sorry, Steele!
Didn't mean to MISS you!
524
00:41:15,322 --> 00:41:19,281
TALBOT PHARMACEUTICALS
CITRATE OF ORPHENADRINE
525
00:42:36,870 --> 00:42:39,930
- Friends of yours?
- Roger's new partners.
526
00:42:40,674 --> 00:42:44,542
- In the electronics company?
- No. Some joint venture.
527
00:42:45,679 --> 00:42:49,274
You don't sound too pleased about it.
528
00:42:49,383 --> 00:42:51,283
Roger calls the shots now.
529
00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:08,927
Shall we count this as a time out, gentlemen?
530
00:43:15,308 --> 00:43:17,299
I'm not even going to ask
if you know what you're doing.
531
00:43:17,411 --> 00:43:19,504
I know PRECISELY what I'm doing.
532
00:43:19,613 --> 00:43:22,582
William Powell did exactly
the same thing in "The Thin Man." :
533
00:43:22,682 --> 00:43:24,616
He invited all the suspects to
a dinner party...
534
00:43:24,718 --> 00:43:29,121
reconstructed the crime,
and exposed the murderer.
535
00:43:32,659 --> 00:43:36,095
And may I say that
you make a splendid Myrna Loy?
536
00:43:36,196 --> 00:43:37,891
Don't be so cocky.
537
00:43:37,998 --> 00:43:41,092
You're just lucky Dillon and Meecham
had to forfeit the match.
538
00:43:41,201 --> 00:43:44,500
Where did you think you'd get
fifty thousand dollars if you'd lost?
539
00:43:45,305 --> 00:43:47,205
I had no intention of losing,
540
00:43:53,246 --> 00:43:56,545
The completed autopsy report.
Take a peek at page five.
541
00:43:58,552 --> 00:44:01,316
Couldn't you have worn something
slightly more appropriate?
542
00:44:01,421 --> 00:44:03,889
I didn't have time to change.
543
00:44:03,990 --> 00:44:07,426
Okay. Let's get this show on the road.
544
00:44:07,527 --> 00:44:10,826
Well, I'm glad to see that you're finally
into the spirit of the evening,
545
00:44:19,239 --> 00:44:19,906
To our guests.
546
00:44:19,906 --> 00:44:21,168
To our guests.
547
00:44:21,274 --> 00:44:25,472
May the conversation be as
interesting as their company.
548
00:44:28,882 --> 00:44:33,012
Wallace obviously discovered the killer
removing the research from the library.
549
00:44:33,120 --> 00:44:36,453
There was a fierce struggle, the killer...
hit Wallace repeatedly
550
00:44:36,556 --> 00:44:40,117
What Mr. Steele means to say is that
it COULD have happened that way...
551
00:44:40,227 --> 00:44:45,096
but it didn't, since the autopsy found no
bruises or abrasions on Wallace's body
552
00:44:45,198 --> 00:44:47,325
The point is, the killer dragged...
553
00:44:47,434 --> 00:44:49,402
- Lured.
- Wallace to the stable where he was injected....
554
00:44:49,503 --> 00:44:52,472
with a massive overdose of muscle relaxant
555
00:44:52,572 --> 00:44:54,563
The same type found in this vial...
556
00:44:55,709 --> 00:44:57,904
using a needle exactly like this one
557
00:44:58,011 --> 00:45:00,502
Both of which were found in
your stable, Mr. Dillon.
558
00:45:01,581 --> 00:45:05,312
The killer transported Wallace's
unconscious body to Main Street...
559
00:45:05,418 --> 00:45:07,978
hoping that it would appear
that he died of an overdose.
560
00:45:08,088 --> 00:45:10,488
Your food is wonderful, but...
561
00:45:11,424 --> 00:45:13,119
your theory's absurd.
562
00:45:13,226 --> 00:45:15,126
None of us has any reason
to steal from ourseves
563
00:45:15,228 --> 00:45:18,459
Wrong.
One of you had the strongest possible reason:
564
00:45:18,565 --> 00:45:21,329
Money. Enormous amounts of the stuff.
565
00:45:21,434 --> 00:45:23,129
Isn't that right, Meecham?
566
00:45:24,571 --> 00:45:27,039
Then, of course, as you
pointed out, Mr. Steele...
567
00:45:27,140 --> 00:45:29,631
Roger Dillon had an equally strong motive.
568
00:45:31,244 --> 00:45:33,303
I don't remember pointing that out.
569
00:45:33,413 --> 00:45:35,438
Of course you do, sir, when
you learned of his association...
570
00:45:35,549 --> 00:45:38,143
with those gentlemen at the polo match.
571
00:45:38,251 --> 00:45:40,981
Those gentlemen have nothing
to do with Dillon Electronics.
572
00:45:41,087 --> 00:45:43,715
Then why was one of them
searching Wallace's room?
573
00:45:43,823 --> 00:45:45,290
Excuse me.
574
00:45:46,092 --> 00:45:47,992
Tell me, Meech,
when Dillon Electronics went under...
575
00:45:48,094 --> 00:45:50,324
Did you plan to buy out
the rest of the company?
576
00:45:50,430 --> 00:45:51,556
You're damn right.
577
00:45:51,665 --> 00:45:53,530
You'll never get your hands
on my company, Meecham.
578
00:45:53,633 --> 00:45:56,067
Try this, Mrs. Dillon
579
00:45:56,169 --> 00:45:58,865
It's only a matter of time
until you have to punt, Dillon
580
00:45:58,972 --> 00:46:01,031
And I'm gonna run with the ball.
581
00:46:01,141 --> 00:46:03,371
How's the tea, Mrs. Dillon?
582
00:46:03,476 --> 00:46:05,637
Tastes like the kind I drink.
583
00:46:05,745 --> 00:46:08,111
It IS the kind you drink.
584
00:46:08,215 --> 00:46:10,115
I didn't know anyone
else had that recipe.
585
00:46:10,217 --> 00:46:12,549
Ladies, could we shelve the
tea talk and get back to business?
586
00:46:12,652 --> 00:46:14,847
You wanted that land for
an industrial park, didn't you?
587
00:46:14,955 --> 00:46:16,684
- You got it.
- Then you admit it.
588
00:46:16,790 --> 00:46:19,350
- I admit I was gonna build an industrial park...
- Where did you get the recipe?
589
00:46:19,459 --> 00:46:22,485
- But you knew that, didn't you, Steele?
- You brewed Wallace a cup...
590
00:46:22,596 --> 00:46:24,860
- Because you went through my hotel room...
- Right before you KILLED him
591
00:46:24,965 --> 00:46:26,762
That's called breaking and entering.
592
00:46:28,068 --> 00:46:29,296
Sit down.
593
00:46:32,405 --> 00:46:35,465
- Easy now, Mrs. Dillon.
- What the HELL's going on here?
594
00:46:35,575 --> 00:46:37,634
You little wimp.
Tell them what business
595
00:46:37,744 --> 00:46:39,439
- your new partners are in...
- For God's sake, Mother, shut up!
596
00:46:39,546 --> 00:46:43,448
They peddle classified American
technology to the highest bidder
597
00:46:43,550 --> 00:46:47,111
Did you think I was going to
let you sell them our discoveries?
598
00:46:47,220 --> 00:46:50,212
I'd rather see the company go
under than have it run by a traitor
599
00:46:50,323 --> 00:46:52,314
You're getting us both hung.
600
00:46:55,562 --> 00:46:58,292
I didn't want to hurt that poor man...
601
00:46:58,398 --> 00:47:01,299
But he just couldn't understand
what I was trying to do.
602
00:47:06,906 --> 00:47:10,967
You saved my life, Steele. And I thought
you were gonna accuse ME of the murder.
603
00:47:11,077 --> 00:47:13,011
You? Don't be absurd.
604
00:47:15,215 --> 00:47:17,775
Awful quick thinkin', buddy.
605
00:47:17,884 --> 00:47:20,648
Well, what else do you expect
from Remington Steele?
606
00:47:30,830 --> 00:47:33,298
Really, Laura.
STEELE SAVES OILMAN'S LIFE
607
00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:35,925
If I were you,
I'd have a word with the press
608
00:47:36,036 --> 00:47:39,369
Do you realize that not one of
these articles mentions your name?
609
00:47:39,472 --> 00:47:41,440
One learns to live with it.
610
00:47:42,909 --> 00:47:44,604
That was nice...
611
00:47:44,711 --> 00:47:48,147
donating the money you won in
that polo match to Wallace's mission.
612
00:47:48,248 --> 00:47:50,808
He was a nice man...
613
00:47:50,917 --> 00:47:52,817
And a hell of a burglar.
614
00:47:55,021 --> 00:47:58,479
I think the entire staff can
be rather proud of this one.
615
00:47:59,893 --> 00:48:02,862
The entire staff thanks you.
616
00:48:02,962 --> 00:48:06,056
However, there is one small
thing that puzzles me.
617
00:48:06,166 --> 00:48:08,862
How did I know it was Mrs. Dillon
and not her son?
618
00:48:09,969 --> 00:48:12,961
- Or Meecham, remember?
- Or Meecham
619
00:48:13,073 --> 00:48:15,735
She was the only one who drank
that tea.
620
00:48:15,842 --> 00:48:19,437
And when it turned up in the stable
and Wallace's stomach...
621
00:48:23,883 --> 00:48:25,851
God, I'm good.
622
00:48:27,487 --> 00:48:34,652
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