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Get ready to get down with Rel.
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-How you doin'?
-Catch all-new episodes Sundays.
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And check out
our other Fox programs--
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9-1-1 and Empire.
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Only on Fox.
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Wayne Booker here
on "Blizzard Watch,"
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and I'm watching, but, uh,
I don't see a blizzard.
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It's, uh, it's just
cold out here. (chuckles)
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You know, uh, I know this parka
looks warm, but it ain't.
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It just seems like every time
it's bad weather,
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I get the assignment.
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When the Cubs
won the World Series,
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did they call me?
No. No, no, no.
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I didn't get to go
to the locker room,
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have Bill Murray
pour champagne on me.
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That didn't happen for me. No.
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It was Chuck and Cathy,
as usual.
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But you know something, Chicago,
want to know a secret?
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Chuck watches porn on his phone
during commercial breaks.
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Yeah, that's right.
And Cathy doesn't vote.
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Did you know that obese tickling
is a genre of porn?
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Guess who does? Chuck!
Back to you.
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* This how we do it in the Chi
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* On the West Side
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* Where we always
keep it tippin' *
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* Man, that ain't no lie
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* Oh, oh, oh. *
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Rel is taped in front
of a live studio audience.
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Ho, ho! Street Fighter's
one of the best
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video games of all time.
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And I've been playing since
the '90s, and, uh, you know,
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it feel kind of good
to introduce it
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to another generation, you know,
who never really
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played it bef... Damn it!
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How are you this bad
when you've been playing
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since before I was born?
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I let you win.
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I've asked you to not
let me win over and over,
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and I keep winning. Why?
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Whatever. Look, I'm-a go
do make my rounds and...
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(sighs)
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Look, surgery's gonna go fine.
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We got some of the best doctors
in Chicago.
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I just hope they're
better at surgery
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than you are at Street Fighter.
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(laughs)
Well, I'm-a tell you this:
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those tumors about to get
roundhoused. (chuckles)
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All right, you gonna be okay.
I'll check on you later.
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Okay.
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All right, who's ready to lose
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in these video games...
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Where's Alison?
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You didn't hear?
She didn't make it.
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I'm sorry.
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What?
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Hmm.
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(mutters)
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No, that's not what I want.
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Ahem!
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-Mm...
-Ahem!
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Damn. Something wrong
with your throat?
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I just need you to make
a snack selection.
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Oh, I'm deliberating.
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What you mean you deliberating?
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Okay, deliberation's
supposed to happen
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before you put the dollar in.
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Once you put that money
in there, you select.
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You just don't have any
vending machine etiquette.
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And what's the
vending machine etiquette
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about standing so close
you're basically
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inside the person
in front of you? Back up.
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(vending machine whirrs)
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Dang.
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Oh, come on now.
(stammers) Look, look,
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just-just let me get my-my snack
and I'll get out of here.
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I just want to
get my Oreos and go.
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Ooh, Oreos! That's a good idea.
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* Get some Oreos
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Ooh. Aw, damn.
That was the last pack, my bad.
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What?
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(chuckles)
These are gonna be good.
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-Take this off.
-Oh, come on now.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
wait a minute, wait a minute.
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Okay, what type of monster
doesn't eat the cream?
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Well, I don't like the cream,
so I don't eat the cream.
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You are destroying a perfectly
alive healthy snack.
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Alive?
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Okay, I know that didn't
make any sense at all,
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-but you know what I meant.
-No,
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but I see what's going on here.
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I see what's happening.
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Mm.
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Mm-mm. Mm-mm!
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-Hoo-- Mm-mm.
-Wait, what are...
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What are you doing?
I mean, you...
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you touching me,
but not touching me is...
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This got to be a violation
of some kind.
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Could you please stop?
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Damn. I'm getting some
bad energy vibes from you,
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but you know what? It's okay.
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You're in luck
'cause I'm a healer.
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What you mean you a healer?
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You need to empty and refill.
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Your chakras are all
out of alignment.
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You don't know nothing
about no chakras.
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What you need
is a deep energy cleanse,
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and you need it urgently.
If you don't,
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something bad is gonna happen.
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You are gonna lose focus and
make a mistake with a patient,
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and that stress is gonna
cause you great bodily harm.
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Okay, you know what I'm-a do
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'cause my-my shift
is almost over?
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I'm-a leave, right? And I'm-a
meet up with my friends.
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And I'm-a tell them about this
crazy lady I met at work today.
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You're not gonna be able to meet
up with your friends tonight.
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'Cause this storm
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is turning into a blizzard. Yup.
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It's feeding off
your negative energy.
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The storm is you, bruh.
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Hey. You're crazy.
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Okay, here's-here's the update.
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Uh, as you can see, it's, uh,
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it's flurries. I mean, wow.
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This supposed to be
a Blizzard Watch
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and all we got is this
light-ass snow. (chuckles)
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Huh? Are you happy out there?
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Watching a brother
freeze his ass off?
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Is it fun for you? Huh?
You sick bastards!
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Back to you, Chuck Martinez
and Cathy Thompson.
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You gonna call me a bastard
for being a loyal viewer?
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You the bastard, Wayne.
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-Hey, you seen Rel?
-Nope.
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He's supposed to be
meeting me here
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so I can dump this guy, Kevin.
Rel's my breakup coach.
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He helps me break up
with guys in a way
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that they still want to live
after the breakup. (chuckles)
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Damn! Kevin's here already.
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He always early.
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That's part of the reason
why I don't like him.
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Hey, babe.
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Hey. (chuckles)
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Um, you want to get a table
and I'll get the drinks?
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Coo-li-o.
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All right, I probably
can't wait for Rel
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'cause if I have to hear
that idiot say "coolio"
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one more time...
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-Let me help you.
-Okay.
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-How would you want a girl
to break up with you? -Oh, skywriting.
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Oh, yeah, yeah. (chuckles)
She break up with me,
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I'll be all sad and everything,
but then I'll be like,
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"Damn, look at--
That's my name in the sky!"
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Babe!
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I'm going for it right now.
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I love breakups.
That's good for business for me.
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Nothing makes people drink more
than falling in or out of love.
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Either way,
I'm getting paid, baby.
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Believe it.
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All right, it's done.
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Wait. You broke up
with him that fast?
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Yup. It was quick and painless.
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I said, "Look, you wack,
stop saying coolio. You done."
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(sobbing)
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Whoo! I'm about to get paid.
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Hey, brother, it's time
to get you walking. (chuckles)
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(chuckles) No.
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That's not the right attitude
to have.
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See, look, if you don't take
these steps from time to time,
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your legs won't strengthen.
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You know the saying,
"You got to use it or lose it."
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You know what I mean?
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You're, uh, you're Mr. Hughes.
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You not Mr. Hutchinson.
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My bad. (chuckles)
Okay, I'm-a just, um,
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get on out of here,
you know what I mean? (chuckles)
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You know, uh, roll on.
(chuckles)
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-Rel.
-Ah, damn!
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You okay?
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Oh, I just feel like
I pulled something,
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-but I can ice it when I leave.
-Leave?
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The storm just upgraded
to a blizzard
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and the streets are closed.
Sorry, but we're stuck.
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Wait a minute.
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Did I cause this?
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Am I the storm?
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Hi.
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Hey, did you curse me?
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I'm serious. Look, look.
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I-I pulled my neck
and it's all messed up,
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and I was rude to a patient.
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Now a blizzard has trapped us.
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What, you some type of witch
or something?
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-Turn around.
-What you mean turn around?
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I don't just let people turn...
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-(neck cracks)
-Ah!
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Better?
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It actually is.
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Now, you want this
deep energy cleanse or not?
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I'm afraid to say yes,
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but I'm also afraid to say no.
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So I guess I'll say, uh, okay?
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You're a brave man.
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Here. For you.
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Uh, you know, I appreciate
the gesture and everything,
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but, you know,
I don't go around here
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just taking loose cookies
out of people's pockets.
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All right, first step,
tell me how you're feeling.
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I mean, I don't know. I mean...
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I'm usually pretty good
with my emotions.
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I mean, I cry all the time.
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But today...
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today wasn't fair.
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I lost a patient.
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I'm sorry.
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She was just a kid.
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Well, it seems like we met
at just the right time.
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So, to begin, we have to empty
the bad from your life.
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So now we're just
going to shout it out.
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Shout it out?
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We're just gonna shout
and scream as loud as we can.
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You do know
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-we in a hospital-- Oh!
-(screams)
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What are you doing?
You can't be in here...
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(screaming)
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Stop doing that.
This is actually my job.
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-(screaming)
-No, no, listen to me...
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(both screaming)
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(screams)
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So, how do you feel?
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I don't know. I actually feel...
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I feel better.
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Great. Well, see,
now that you've emptied the bag,
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we replenish
with positive vibes.
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First, affirmations.
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Rel, I think you have
a very kind face.
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Oh, okay. Thank you.
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Oh, you. Uh...
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I think you have
a nice hairstyle.
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Thank you.
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Now to others.
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Excuse me, sir.
You have a great yelling voice.
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(chuckles)
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Oh. And, uh...
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you be mopping the hell
out of these floors.
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Means a lot to me.
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Okay. Are you happy now?
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You got your damn blizzard.
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Why am I out here?
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I bet Chuck is curled up
by a fireplace
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with a nice cup
of hot chocolate.
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00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:11,872
And he's watching
a phone full of porn.
251
00:11:11,905 --> 00:11:14,875
What maniac watches
local news, anyway?
252
00:11:14,908 --> 00:11:16,509
I can't believe we got snowed in
253
00:11:16,543 --> 00:11:18,145
right after I broke up
with Kevin.
254
00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:20,413
And now he got a whole
sad man entourage over there
255
00:11:20,447 --> 00:11:21,715
and they're giving me
the stink eye.
256
00:11:21,749 --> 00:11:25,418
(sobbing)
257
00:11:27,454 --> 00:11:29,656
Brittany, will you please,
258
00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:32,659
please get back with him
until the storm is over?
259
00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:34,661
He's over there crying.
Crying is contagious;
260
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:36,096
you got Charley crying
over there now.
261
00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:38,365
Charley, stop crying!
262
00:11:38,398 --> 00:11:40,100
Stop crying!
263
00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:42,035
You're only crying
because he's crying.
264
00:11:42,069 --> 00:11:43,904
Make him stop crying.
265
00:11:43,937 --> 00:11:46,606
I don't know how,
that's why I needed Rel.
266
00:11:46,639 --> 00:11:48,375
Look, if you want
to make Kevin feel better,
267
00:11:48,408 --> 00:11:50,077
you got to show
some emotion like him.
268
00:11:50,110 --> 00:11:52,880
Look, if he feels like you hurt,
he'll feel less hurt.
269
00:11:52,913 --> 00:11:55,015
Yeah, I don't believe in crying.
270
00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:57,450
You don't believe in crying?
271
00:11:57,484 --> 00:12:01,454
It's a bodily function,
it ain't the Moon landing.
272
00:12:01,488 --> 00:12:05,058
Yo, somebody from that table
sent you this drink.
273
00:12:05,092 --> 00:12:06,693
Oh, what is it?
274
00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:08,295
Kevin's tears.
275
00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:15,135
(mutters)
276
00:12:15,168 --> 00:12:18,705
Look, Brittany,
if you can just cry,
277
00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:20,407
okay, just cry,
Kevin will feel better,
278
00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:23,610
and we'll all feel
a lot less uncomfortable.
279
00:12:23,643 --> 00:12:26,646
Look, I would,
but it's impossible.
280
00:12:26,679 --> 00:12:27,647
I can't cry.
281
00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:29,883
Everybody can cry.
Bri-- Watch this.
282
00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:31,151
Not me.
283
00:12:31,184 --> 00:12:32,652
All right, look.
284
00:12:32,685 --> 00:12:34,721
These two white dudes
raised this lion cub
285
00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:37,157
until he's old enough to get
released into the wild, right?
286
00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:39,927
And then ten years later,
they come and see him, right?
287
00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:42,195
(choked up):
You see that?
288
00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:46,333
The lion still recognizes them.
289
00:12:46,366 --> 00:12:50,437
It's like, the...
the lion can't talk, right?
290
00:12:50,470 --> 00:12:53,440
But he can feel.
291
00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:55,308
Mm.
292
00:12:55,342 --> 00:12:57,444
Okay.
(clears throat)
293
00:12:57,477 --> 00:12:58,778
(grunts)
294
00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:01,714
(grunts)
295
00:13:02,883 --> 00:13:04,151
Sorry.
296
00:13:04,184 --> 00:13:06,153
You gonna have to mind
your business if...
297
00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:07,821
Ooh. Shoot!
298
00:13:07,855 --> 00:13:09,957
I got hot sauce in my eye. Yo.
299
00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:11,591
Jake, give me a napkin, please.
300
00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:12,860
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
301
00:13:12,893 --> 00:13:14,527
-Wait, wait. No.
-Get off me!
302
00:13:14,561 --> 00:13:16,296
-Wha...?
-(gasping)
303
00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:17,797
-I see tears.
-(sobs)
304
00:13:17,831 --> 00:13:19,599
Now, look, let it happen,
305
00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:21,168
and turn towards Kevin.
306
00:13:21,201 --> 00:13:23,003
(sniffles)
Is he looking? This hurts.
307
00:13:23,036 --> 00:13:25,305
(chuckles):
Yeah. He's looking.
308
00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:27,140
-(sobbing)
-Hey.
309
00:13:27,174 --> 00:13:28,441
Keep 'em flowing.
310
00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:30,810
Shake your shoulders
a little bit.
311
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:33,180
(sobbing)
312
00:13:33,213 --> 00:13:35,215
-Look, I can't do this.
-You have to.
313
00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:37,985
This is the next step.
We have to refill your soul
314
00:13:38,018 --> 00:13:40,453
-with the melody of life.
-Okay, what does that even mean?
315
00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:42,489
It doesn't even make any sense.
You know what I mean?
316
00:13:42,522 --> 00:13:43,957
-And plus, I feel uncomfortable.
-You're supposed
317
00:13:43,991 --> 00:13:45,725
to be uncomfortable.
That's the point.
318
00:13:45,758 --> 00:13:46,994
Come on, hurry up and sing.
319
00:13:47,027 --> 00:13:48,395
* Rescue me
320
00:13:48,428 --> 00:13:50,964
* Or take me in your arms
321
00:13:50,998 --> 00:13:52,565
* Rescue me
322
00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:54,968
* I want your tender charms
323
00:13:55,002 --> 00:13:57,004
* 'Cause I'm lonely
324
00:13:57,037 --> 00:13:58,805
* And I'm blue
325
00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:00,240
* I need you
326
00:14:00,273 --> 00:14:01,808
* And your love, too
327
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,743
* Come on and rescue me
328
00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:06,746
* Come on, baby, and rescue me
329
00:14:06,779 --> 00:14:09,016
* Come on, baby
330
00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:11,351
* And rescue me
331
00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:13,386
* 'Cause I need you
332
00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:14,922
* By my side
333
00:14:14,955 --> 00:14:17,657
* Can't you see
that I'm lonely? *
334
00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:19,692
* Rescue me.
335
00:14:24,797 --> 00:14:27,800
I'd give you a standing ovation
if I had legs.
336
00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:32,505
Mrs. Randolph, we've
been looking all over for you.
337
00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:36,209
We're scheduled to turn off your
sister's life support tonight.
338
00:14:36,243 --> 00:14:39,947
I-I know this is hard,
but we need your final sign-off.
339
00:14:42,149 --> 00:14:44,551
Wait. Tasha.
340
00:14:49,256 --> 00:14:51,391
Tasha, Tasha, Tasha, hey, hey.
341
00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:53,893
Wait. Talk to me.
342
00:14:55,328 --> 00:14:58,298
My sister always said
if it came down to this,
343
00:14:58,331 --> 00:15:00,400
then... just to let her go.
344
00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:04,271
I came to town to do it, and
I've been here for a few days,
345
00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:06,306
but... I just can't.
346
00:15:06,339 --> 00:15:08,175
It's too awful.
347
00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:14,247
Damn, Tasha, I didn't...
I-I didn't know. I'm sorry.
348
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:18,551
I'm just not equipped
to handle stuff like this.
349
00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:21,088
I never have been.
350
00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:25,625
I mean, what about all
the self-help and...
351
00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:27,627
the refilling
and emptying and...?
352
00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:30,597
I don't know. I was
just making up all that stuff
353
00:15:30,630 --> 00:15:31,999
as I went along.
354
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:36,903
Well, don't get me wrong, I
wanted to make you feel better,
355
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:39,339
but... honestly,
I was just trying to do
356
00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:41,508
anything to distract myself.
357
00:15:41,541 --> 00:15:43,943
The singing?
358
00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:46,846
Well, I saw a flyer for karaoke
by the bathroom
359
00:15:46,879 --> 00:15:49,916
and thought, "Hey, why not?"
360
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,251
Okay, what about my neck?
361
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:52,652
Are you a chiropractor
or something?
362
00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:55,655
Nah, I used to date one, though.
363
00:15:55,688 --> 00:15:57,790
Okay, how about the weather?
How did you know that?
364
00:15:57,824 --> 00:15:59,692
Well, I got a weather alert
to my phone
365
00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:01,894
right before you
walked up to me.
366
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:05,765
Okay, the screams?
The affirmations?
367
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:08,835
That's from Oprah.
368
00:16:08,868 --> 00:16:10,603
Look...
369
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:14,174
I just threw some stuff out
there and I got it right, okay?
370
00:16:14,207 --> 00:16:16,176
I'm not a witch.
371
00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:18,145
I'm just...
372
00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:21,448
I'm just a woman that
doesn't want to lose her sister.
373
00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:24,451
(sighs heavily)
374
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:26,086
Look...
375
00:16:28,355 --> 00:16:31,058
Look, I know, I know it's hard,
376
00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:33,160
but your sister
trusted you to...
377
00:16:33,193 --> 00:16:35,128
to carry out her wishes.
378
00:16:35,162 --> 00:16:37,730
Now, look, I see
families here all the time
379
00:16:37,764 --> 00:16:40,333
fussing and fighting,
trying to keep somebody alive
380
00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:43,803
that's already gone.
381
00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:45,638
But you don't have to do that.
382
00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:48,308
And I'm gonna say this to you:
the more you run from it,
383
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:50,177
the harder it's gonna get.
384
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:55,082
I just don't think
I can handle seeing her die.
385
00:16:57,184 --> 00:17:00,019
(sighs)
386
00:17:00,053 --> 00:17:01,588
I mean, you can go
387
00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:03,590
and be there as it happens,
388
00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:06,259
and if it's too hard for you,
you can't handle it,
389
00:17:06,293 --> 00:17:08,595
you know, you don't have to,
you can leave. Look...
390
00:17:08,628 --> 00:17:11,431
there's no wrong choice to...
how these things go.
391
00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:12,765
You know?
392
00:17:15,235 --> 00:17:17,070
I think if you believe
in yourself
393
00:17:17,104 --> 00:17:20,673
the way you made me
believe in me...
394
00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:23,310
you're gonna be okay.
395
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:26,879
You got this.
396
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,416
STEVENS:
Tasha.
397
00:17:29,449 --> 00:17:30,917
Please sign this.
398
00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:58,245
Thank you.
399
00:17:58,278 --> 00:18:00,347
I'll get everything ready.
400
00:18:05,352 --> 00:18:06,653
(Tasha sniffles)
401
00:18:08,121 --> 00:18:10,257
So what, you just gave
that long-ass speech,
402
00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:11,791
and you're not coming?
403
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:23,403
(shivering):
A-As you can see, I'm...
404
00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:25,805
I'm buried up to my chest
in snow, and...
405
00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:28,141
(shouting)
406
00:18:28,175 --> 00:18:29,776
(groaning)
407
00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:31,110
Yeah, that's right.
408
00:18:31,144 --> 00:18:33,813
Light his ass up, kids.
409
00:18:33,846 --> 00:18:36,283
-Brittany?
-(crying quietly)
410
00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:38,017
It hurts me to see you cry,
'cause you're
411
00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:39,652
the most amazing woman
I've ever been with.
412
00:18:39,686 --> 00:18:43,323
I mean, you're focused,
funny, smart, talented.
413
00:18:43,356 --> 00:18:45,792
And I see that
you're tender now, too.
414
00:18:45,825 --> 00:18:48,428
I wish I could be the guy
for you, but...
415
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:51,164
I know you're gonna find him
someday, 'cause you're amazing.
416
00:18:52,399 --> 00:18:54,133
Hey, hey.
417
00:18:55,168 --> 00:18:56,736
Coolio, babe.
418
00:18:58,905 --> 00:19:00,707
(sobbing)
419
00:19:03,376 --> 00:19:06,546
Are you wing-crying,
or are you cry-crying?
420
00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:09,282
I think I'm cry-crying.
421
00:19:09,316 --> 00:19:10,850
Wait, why?
422
00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:12,151
I don't know.
423
00:19:12,185 --> 00:19:14,221
Kevin just said
something so sweet,
424
00:19:14,254 --> 00:19:16,656
and now I think
I've dumped the wrong guy.
425
00:19:16,689 --> 00:19:19,959
I mean, have I been dumping
the wrong guys my whole life?
426
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:22,128
Like, what is all this emotion?
427
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:24,497
Damn it.
428
00:19:24,531 --> 00:19:26,666
(sobs) Boy,
get the hell off of me!
429
00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:30,637
I'm going back out
into the blizzard.
430
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:35,475
And hopefully, the high winds
will freeze my heart again.
431
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:38,678
Whew. Hey, man,
you think she's mad now?
432
00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:41,848
Wait till the wind blow
that wig off her head.
433
00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:53,593
Hey. Oreo?
434
00:19:54,794 --> 00:19:56,296
Sure.
435
00:20:00,099 --> 00:20:02,502
Okay, wait, wait, wait.
You know you shouldn't...
436
00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:03,703
(chuckles)
437
00:20:03,736 --> 00:20:06,373
(laughs)
438
00:20:06,406 --> 00:20:09,242
I'm sorry, I just don't have
much of an appetite.
439
00:20:09,276 --> 00:20:10,843
I got to go make arrangements
440
00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:13,613
and make sure my flight
is still on for tomorrow.
441
00:20:13,646 --> 00:20:15,748
Okay.
442
00:20:15,782 --> 00:20:17,183
But...
443
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:19,752
it was nice to meet you.
444
00:20:19,786 --> 00:20:21,521
And thank you.
445
00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:23,122
Aw, no, no, no, no.
Thank you.
446
00:20:23,155 --> 00:20:25,358
All right?
It was nice to meet you, too.
447
00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:26,759
Come here.
448
00:20:26,793 --> 00:20:29,496
All right?
Stay strong, okay?
449
00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:35,535
Uh, Tasha?
450
00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:37,103
Yeah?
451
00:20:37,136 --> 00:20:39,372
If you can, remember
what you taught me, right?
452
00:20:39,406 --> 00:20:41,641
You-you... taught me
about new experiences
453
00:20:41,674 --> 00:20:45,111
and new friends and...
and being open-minded.
454
00:20:45,144 --> 00:20:47,614
With all that being said, um...
455
00:20:47,647 --> 00:20:49,816
give the cream a chance.
456
00:20:56,356 --> 00:20:58,291
Nah, it's nasty.
457
00:21:09,302 --> 00:21:11,170
Please make this stop, God.
Why are you doing this?
458
00:21:11,203 --> 00:21:12,839
Why have you forsaken me, Lord?!
Hey, you!
459
00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:15,775
-Lady, help me! Please!
-I got my own problems.
460
00:21:15,808 --> 00:21:18,277
What you mean
your own problems? Huh?
461
00:21:18,311 --> 00:21:20,580
Oh, God, this is...
this is crazy.
462
00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:22,749
This is worse than
I ever thought it could be.
463
00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:26,152
Look, guys, nobody cares.
Obviously nobody ever has!
464
00:21:26,185 --> 00:21:30,823
Chicago, look, if I die,
the blood is on your hands!
465
00:21:30,857 --> 00:21:32,325
Or the snow. Whatever!
466
00:21:32,359 --> 00:21:34,461
Look, but if I don't,
and I live,
467
00:21:34,494 --> 00:21:37,697
I'll see you next week.
And thanks for watching.
468
00:21:37,730 --> 00:21:39,966
(crying):
And remember...
469
00:21:39,999 --> 00:21:42,101
you can't spell great...
470
00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:44,270
without Channel...
471
00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:46,238
Channel 8.
472
00:21:55,515 --> 00:21:57,617
Now that you've
gotten to know Rel,
473
00:21:57,650 --> 00:22:00,052
here are a few more shows
to check out from Fox.
474
00:22:02,188 --> 00:22:03,390
Buckle up, buttercup.
475
00:22:05,725 --> 00:22:08,060
It's real, and it pulls
people together.
476
00:22:08,094 --> 00:22:11,664
-* We're breaking waves
shooting star * -(siren wailing)
477
00:22:11,698 --> 00:22:15,234
* We live for glory
not forever *
478
00:22:15,267 --> 00:22:16,302
MAN: Touchdown!
479
00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:19,872
* Reach out *
480
00:22:19,906 --> 00:22:23,510
* Make this right here
right now *
481
00:22:23,543 --> 00:22:26,446
* Stand up *
482
00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:29,081
* Here right now *
483
00:22:29,115 --> 00:22:31,083
That sounds like fun.
484
00:22:31,133 --> 00:22:35,683
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