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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,814 --> 00:00:03,696 Welcome to the Work Bench! 2 00:00:03,697 --> 00:00:05,948 Hello! Welcome to the Work Bench. 3 00:00:05,949 --> 00:00:10,267 Your aura is so strong today, just really beautiful 4 00:00:10,401 --> 00:00:11,870 Good for you! 5 00:00:11,887 --> 00:00:14,083 - What is that? - New greater. 6 00:00:14,084 --> 00:00:15,672 Welcome to the Work Bench. 7 00:00:15,673 --> 00:00:19,103 - You look like you need help. - No, we work here. 8 00:00:19,136 --> 00:00:21,160 That is so ... GREAT! 9 00:00:21,161 --> 00:00:23,555 I am Mary Pat. I just started today. 10 00:00:24,506 --> 00:00:25,935 Group hug! 11 00:00:26,093 --> 00:00:27,628 No. 12 00:00:29,953 --> 00:00:32,641 It's like that gum that bursts that stuff in your mouth. 13 00:00:32,642 --> 00:00:35,657 - Le flavor? - Yeah, exactly, I hate that gum. 14 00:00:35,692 --> 00:00:38,461 - Any word from Tony? - No, I can't get hold of him. 15 00:00:38,462 --> 00:00:40,931 You sure he'll be able to translate the incantation? 16 00:00:40,932 --> 00:00:43,780 Tony has been a demon since the original fall, if anyone can it's him 17 00:00:43,781 --> 00:00:46,246 Yeah, he can. I mean he has to. 18 00:00:46,389 --> 00:00:48,061 Ach... my apron is in the stock room. I'll be right back 19 00:00:48,062 --> 00:00:49,603 All right. 20 00:01:05,140 --> 00:01:06,752 Is so sad. 21 00:01:07,340 --> 00:01:10,194 Taken so young. So full of life. 22 00:01:11,289 --> 00:01:12,789 Who, the monkey? 23 00:01:13,300 --> 00:01:15,063 They called him Jimbo. 24 00:01:15,830 --> 00:01:17,792 Jimbo the dancing monkey. 25 00:01:17,793 --> 00:01:19,367 Any time I felt a bit blue. 26 00:01:19,368 --> 00:01:21,083 I came and I watched Jimbo dance, 27 00:01:21,084 --> 00:01:22,799 dance that monkey dance. 28 00:01:22,800 --> 00:01:25,077 He was even thought to pickpocket. 29 00:01:25,125 --> 00:01:26,786 so multi-talent. 30 00:01:27,144 --> 00:01:28,577 Sorry? 31 00:01:28,902 --> 00:01:30,834 So, ehm, new soul? 32 00:01:34,500 --> 00:01:36,091 - Sam? - Yeah? 33 00:01:37,151 --> 00:01:39,119 I need my Jimbo fix. 34 00:01:39,431 --> 00:01:41,244 I want you to dance like a monkey. 35 00:01:41,245 --> 00:01:44,377 - No. - Yes! I want you to put on this fez 36 00:01:45,014 --> 00:01:46,650 And dance like Jimbo. 37 00:01:46,651 --> 00:01:47,635 You are out of your skull. 38 00:01:47,636 --> 00:01:49,508 I am not making a monkey dance for you. 39 00:01:49,509 --> 00:01:51,768 Perhaps you do not understand the exact nature of our relationship 40 00:01:51,769 --> 00:01:54,390 I own you. When I ask you to do something, 41 00:01:54,391 --> 00:01:56,699 You just do it. That's simple. 42 00:02:03,516 --> 00:02:05,583 - I hate you. - I know. 43 00:02:07,322 --> 00:02:09,975 Dance monkey, dance! 44 00:02:15,404 --> 00:02:17,009 Oh, come on! 45 00:02:17,010 --> 00:02:19,274 Put your heart and soul into it man! 46 00:02:20,508 --> 00:02:22,500 Dance like your life depends upon it! 47 00:02:22,501 --> 00:02:23,890 It does! 48 00:02:26,359 --> 00:02:28,338 Monkey dance! 49 00:02:28,339 --> 00:02:30,560 He's doing the monkey dance! 50 00:02:31,161 --> 00:02:33,161 Reaper - Season 02 Episode 13 Finale "The Devil and Sam Oliver" 51 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:38,000 original Italian by www. subsfactory. it English by aydin1954 - addic7ed.com 52 00:02:39,240 --> 00:02:42,769 Welcome to the Work Bench! Have a fantastic day! 53 00:02:43,151 --> 00:02:44,888 It's been a horrible day 54 00:02:45,149 --> 00:02:46,787 First he sticks me with the sucky soul assignment 55 00:02:46,788 --> 00:02:48,739 and then he makes me dance like a monkey? 56 00:02:48,740 --> 00:02:51,671 Yeah, I'm afraid I have to side with the devil on that one, Sammy 57 00:02:51,672 --> 00:02:53,774 Sound like a pretty special monkey. 58 00:02:53,775 --> 00:02:56,052 - Thanks for understanding - You got it. 59 00:02:56,318 --> 00:02:59,955 Soul is Roger Lund. Says is a drug dealer. 60 00:03:03,058 --> 00:03:05,458 Wow. Must be a pretty bad ass to need this 61 00:03:05,459 --> 00:03:07,611 Yeah, speaking of bad ass, 62 00:03:07,938 --> 00:03:09,639 You're about to witness the maiden voyage 63 00:03:09,640 --> 00:03:12,747 of the color-blendo 3000 paint mixer. 64 00:03:12,748 --> 00:03:14,162 Did you read the instructions? 65 00:03:14,163 --> 00:03:16,315 All I need is an on switch, Sammy. 66 00:03:16,316 --> 00:03:17,970 Instructions? Pfffth! 67 00:03:35,430 --> 00:03:37,053 That was awesome! 68 00:03:38,826 --> 00:03:40,766 Mary Pat, are you all right? 69 00:03:40,767 --> 00:03:42,119 Of course, silly. 70 00:03:42,120 --> 00:03:44,896 My fairies put this lucky penny on the floor. 71 00:03:44,897 --> 00:03:46,533 They saved me. 72 00:03:46,610 --> 00:03:47,422 Y-your what? 73 00:03:47,423 --> 00:03:50,201 My fairies. They protect me from harm. 74 00:03:51,776 --> 00:03:54,614 Welcome to the Work Bench. Have a splendid day! 75 00:04:05,409 --> 00:04:06,627 Let's do it. 76 00:04:10,823 --> 00:04:13,864 - Unit 5, This is the place. - This soul is a drug dealer? 77 00:04:13,865 --> 00:04:16,658 Obviously not a real good one. I expected it to be... you know.. 78 00:04:16,768 --> 00:04:18,745 - Swankier? - Yeah more swank. 79 00:04:18,746 --> 00:04:20,586 Hey woo, where did you get those? 80 00:04:20,587 --> 00:04:23,761 - Bench, gardening section. - Reasonably priced. 81 00:04:42,163 --> 00:04:44,165 - Hey. - Hey. 82 00:04:44,238 --> 00:04:46,284 You're hunting buffalo, or something? 83 00:04:46,285 --> 00:04:48,471 We are here to send you back to hell. 84 00:04:48,826 --> 00:04:52,193 Oh, no, man. That is tragic! 85 00:04:52,194 --> 00:04:55,485 Wait. Just let me get my tickle on first. 86 00:04:56,219 --> 00:04:58,221 His tickle you know. His mellow. 87 00:04:58,247 --> 00:05:00,432 Shake hands with Zeus, ride on the wavy train, 88 00:05:00,433 --> 00:05:03,135 - Storm in the gates of Mordor. - He wants to get high. 89 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:04,978 - Thank you. - Just say no. 90 00:05:05,022 --> 00:05:06,564 Oh, man don't be like that 91 00:05:06,565 --> 00:05:08,969 You know what a complete downer hell is? 92 00:05:08,970 --> 00:05:11,421 I have to be racked to face that again. 93 00:05:11,983 --> 00:05:13,289 Please? 94 00:05:13,290 --> 00:05:15,319 All right, fine, just hurry up. 95 00:05:16,541 --> 00:05:20,074 If you wanna to get high, yet keep your body clean... 96 00:05:20,075 --> 00:05:23,464 Licking a toad is really the best way. 97 00:05:24,676 --> 00:05:26,587 Unless you get a poisoned one. 98 00:05:30,714 --> 00:05:32,587 No. No, thank you. 99 00:05:36,534 --> 00:05:38,093 Sam, Sam! 100 00:05:38,094 --> 00:05:39,560 Get him, Benji! 101 00:05:39,934 --> 00:05:41,462 Sammy! 102 00:05:43,557 --> 00:05:45,351 Sock, get the vessel! The vessel! 103 00:05:54,051 --> 00:05:55,659 Yeah! 104 00:05:59,465 --> 00:06:02,494 That feels like a rope. Like I fire hose, you know? 105 00:06:02,585 --> 00:06:04,724 Do you have any idea what you can do with a licker like that? 106 00:06:04,725 --> 00:06:06,641 Beyond the obvious, I mean. 107 00:06:06,734 --> 00:06:09,978 No, no! We are not bringing those home with us. 108 00:06:09,979 --> 00:06:12,928 What... I don't want the death of innocent toads on my conscious 109 00:06:12,929 --> 00:06:14,458 Do you? 110 00:06:14,459 --> 00:06:16,218 Right, fine, fine. Bring them. Bring them. 111 00:06:16,219 --> 00:06:18,064 Great, you can get the other tanks. 112 00:06:20,200 --> 00:06:22,648 Great moment to make an executive decision, Sam. 113 00:06:24,303 --> 00:06:25,928 King Charlie, 114 00:06:26,255 --> 00:06:27,824 meet Principe. 115 00:06:27,825 --> 00:06:30,040 Now you can kiss the prince all day, 116 00:06:30,041 --> 00:06:34,034 But he will always stay small, green and ugly. 117 00:06:34,035 --> 00:06:35,427 Right? 118 00:06:36,311 --> 00:06:37,624 Coming. 119 00:06:38,311 --> 00:06:39,934 OK, come on. 120 00:06:43,504 --> 00:06:46,128 - Hi grandma. - Hola, Benjamin. 121 00:06:46,608 --> 00:06:48,260 Come in, sit down. 122 00:06:48,261 --> 00:06:50,071 Grandma, how are you? Are you OK? 123 00:06:50,072 --> 00:06:51,664 How is your heart? 124 00:06:51,724 --> 00:06:54,406 - You look good. - I look like garbage. 125 00:06:54,407 --> 00:06:56,702 My health is ailing, mijo. 126 00:06:56,703 --> 00:06:58,652 I fear I'm not long for this world 127 00:06:58,653 --> 00:07:00,451 Don't say that grandma. 128 00:07:00,679 --> 00:07:04,631 But until that time comes I wanna tie up loose ends. 129 00:07:04,632 --> 00:07:08,875 and to apologize for the way I treated your girlfriend. 130 00:07:09,912 --> 00:07:13,044 I'm inviting you to dinner at my house. 131 00:07:13,045 --> 00:07:16,447 - Both you and Nina. - Really? 132 00:07:16,554 --> 00:07:19,819 I don't wanna leave this world with regrets. 133 00:07:20,067 --> 00:07:22,441 Ok, yeah, yeah, we'll come to dinner. 134 00:07:27,224 --> 00:07:29,050 W-w-w-what is this a zoo? 135 00:07:34,128 --> 00:07:35,306 Hey. 136 00:07:35,309 --> 00:07:36,817 Any luck finding what the symbols mean? 137 00:07:36,818 --> 00:07:38,501 Not even close. 138 00:07:38,502 --> 00:07:40,972 I think some of these are older than language. 139 00:07:41,717 --> 00:07:43,713 Cooool! 140 00:07:43,948 --> 00:07:46,442 You guys think in magik with a k too? 141 00:07:46,443 --> 00:07:49,437 My fairies got me believing in all things supernatural. 142 00:07:49,438 --> 00:07:51,746 - Your fairies? - Well they save me from everything. 143 00:07:51,747 --> 00:07:53,620 Always looking out for me. 144 00:07:53,621 --> 00:07:56,698 Just wish they'd save me from my self filthy habit 145 00:07:57,195 --> 00:07:59,816 Have super fun with your book on the occult! 146 00:08:03,229 --> 00:08:04,463 She's sweet. 147 00:08:04,970 --> 00:08:08,535 In a crazy Chucky Cheese animatronic creature kinda way. 148 00:08:10,904 --> 00:08:13,588 Is she smoking up with the propane tanks? 149 00:08:19,004 --> 00:08:20,328 Oh, my God! 150 00:08:26,129 --> 00:08:27,329 Oh, my God. 151 00:08:30,466 --> 00:08:31,643 Mary Pat! 152 00:08:31,746 --> 00:08:33,013 Are you OK? 153 00:08:33,243 --> 00:08:35,476 - Am I all right? - Yeah. 154 00:08:35,634 --> 00:08:36,895 I'm... 155 00:08:37,753 --> 00:08:39,314 Incredible! 156 00:08:39,593 --> 00:08:43,592 I was surrounded by the heavenly warmth of a hundred fairies! 157 00:08:43,892 --> 00:08:45,520 Message received! 158 00:08:45,521 --> 00:08:47,720 That's my last cigarette ever! 159 00:08:47,721 --> 00:08:50,331 Okay, we need to get you looked at. Come on. 160 00:08:59,391 --> 00:09:00,932 The blast went around her? 161 00:09:00,933 --> 00:09:03,760 Maybe she really was protected by a fairy. 162 00:09:04,865 --> 00:09:06,286 Oh, Sam! 163 00:09:06,593 --> 00:09:08,099 A fairy? 164 00:09:08,489 --> 00:09:09,495 Steve? 165 00:09:09,496 --> 00:09:12,651 Do I look like a fairy to you? Whop don't answer that! 166 00:09:12,652 --> 00:09:14,317 Come here! 167 00:09:18,746 --> 00:09:21,761 I just keep telling myself, "you gotta start at the bottom, Steve". 168 00:09:21,762 --> 00:09:24,223 Even though you were among the holiest of hoes, 169 00:09:24,224 --> 00:09:27,715 Even though guardian angel duty is super entry level. 170 00:09:27,716 --> 00:09:30,868 and completely beneath me, rise above. 171 00:09:30,869 --> 00:09:32,990 Dignity, class, beauty.... 172 00:09:32,991 --> 00:09:34,472 That is my mantra. 173 00:09:34,473 --> 00:09:37,763 - Great. Listen, Steve... - So these days I just spend my time... 174 00:09:37,794 --> 00:09:41,203 protecting that fairy loving whacko from killing herself. 175 00:09:41,204 --> 00:09:42,852 Just a stepping stone. 176 00:09:42,853 --> 00:09:47,722 Just a weird, crazy, accident prone stepping stone, 177 00:09:47,723 --> 00:09:49,107 with no fashion sense. 178 00:09:49,108 --> 00:09:51,040 Hey Steve, do you have any idea where Tony is? 179 00:09:51,041 --> 00:09:54,736 Yes I do. He is at a Spa in Tahoe with little Stevie. 180 00:09:54,737 --> 00:09:57,000 It is this wonderful place we used to go to. 181 00:09:57,001 --> 00:09:58,310 And you know what it is? 182 00:09:58,311 --> 00:10:00,413 They just, they both need a little bit pampering these days. 183 00:10:00,414 --> 00:10:03,066 Dam it. I need him to translate something. 184 00:10:04,019 --> 00:10:06,966 You know what? Maybe you can do it. 185 00:10:09,024 --> 00:10:10,318 Where did you get this? 186 00:10:10,319 --> 00:10:12,752 We copied it from a scroll my dad found in hell. 187 00:10:12,753 --> 00:10:14,421 Nina says is an old demon language. 188 00:10:14,422 --> 00:10:16,033 Yeah. 189 00:10:16,053 --> 00:10:18,544 - Can you read it? - Oh, well, I mean, 190 00:10:18,574 --> 00:10:20,962 Tony really was more the reader in the relationship. 191 00:10:20,963 --> 00:10:22,441 But, ahm, 192 00:10:23,160 --> 00:10:24,686 I think I can translate. 193 00:10:24,687 --> 00:10:25,902 That's great! What does it say? 194 00:10:25,903 --> 00:10:29,788 Okay, well, I believe this is an incantation 195 00:10:29,789 --> 00:10:32,252 summoning the devil into a... 196 00:10:32,253 --> 00:10:34,484 - contest. - Yes! 197 00:10:34,485 --> 00:10:36,472 Yeah! That's, that's exactly what it is. 198 00:10:36,473 --> 00:10:38,356 OK how--how do I do it? 199 00:10:38,415 --> 00:10:40,630 Okay, you have to say these words, exactly. 200 00:10:40,631 --> 00:10:42,005 And then he'll appear, 201 00:10:42,006 --> 00:10:46,074 And then he is compelled to compete in a contest that you choose. 202 00:10:46,075 --> 00:10:47,713 If you give me a day I can write down 203 00:10:47,714 --> 00:10:49,870 a phonetic pronunciation for you. 204 00:10:49,871 --> 00:10:51,115 Thank you, thank you, you are amazing. 205 00:10:51,116 --> 00:10:53,424 You have no idea what this means to me. 206 00:10:56,007 --> 00:10:57,369 Ahm, what contest should I do? 207 00:10:57,370 --> 00:10:58,689 That depends on you, Sam. 208 00:10:58,690 --> 00:11:01,590 I mean it's... you know it's whatever you are good at. 209 00:11:01,591 --> 00:11:04,728 - Right, right, what I am good at. - Yeah. 210 00:11:06,014 --> 00:11:09,217 Sam? Sam, come on, Sam. 211 00:11:09,218 --> 00:11:10,713 Everybody is good at something. 212 00:11:10,714 --> 00:11:12,401 You are... 213 00:11:13,222 --> 00:11:14,612 in shape. 214 00:11:14,814 --> 00:11:17,031 - Sports? - No, I am terrible. 215 00:11:17,032 --> 00:11:20,070 - Okay. Math? - Even worst. 216 00:11:20,071 --> 00:11:21,834 Moving on to the arts. 217 00:11:22,146 --> 00:11:23,610 Pictionary! 218 00:11:23,611 --> 00:11:26,626 Never played it. Sounds too much like dictionary. 219 00:11:26,886 --> 00:11:28,354 Music. 220 00:11:29,368 --> 00:11:30,577 Yes! 221 00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:33,784 That's it! That is it. You are a genius! 222 00:11:37,932 --> 00:11:39,337 So what is all this stuff? 223 00:11:39,338 --> 00:11:41,957 Stuff that my mother saved from elementary school. 224 00:11:43,239 --> 00:11:44,298 Aha, this is it! 225 00:11:44,299 --> 00:11:46,372 My ticket out of my deal with the devil. 226 00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:48,308 I didn't know you played a musical instrument, Sam. 227 00:11:48,309 --> 00:11:49,227 Neither did I. 228 00:11:49,228 --> 00:11:52,385 Yeah, in third grade Ms. Ward said I was the best in the class. 229 00:11:52,386 --> 00:11:54,141 She made me first chan in the school orchestra. 230 00:11:54,142 --> 00:11:55,367 I was better than fourth graders. 231 00:11:55,368 --> 00:11:57,762 All right, Sammy, let's hear a little zap. 232 00:11:57,763 --> 00:11:58,654 I didn't play in a while, 233 00:11:58,655 --> 00:12:00,553 but should be like riding a bike, right? 234 00:12:00,554 --> 00:12:01,883 Go on. 235 00:12:06,842 --> 00:12:08,234 There it is. 236 00:12:15,957 --> 00:12:18,189 Okay, bring it back, bring it back. 237 00:12:19,947 --> 00:12:22,583 - Yeah! - Yeah! 238 00:12:22,584 --> 00:12:24,467 All right, Sammy, you are good at something. 239 00:12:24,468 --> 00:12:26,901 Righ? Right? Right? See, I can do this! 240 00:12:26,902 --> 00:12:28,776 You got it. 241 00:12:43,301 --> 00:12:45,007 Oh, my God, Andi! 242 00:12:45,215 --> 00:12:46,963 You spoke to me just now. 243 00:12:47,261 --> 00:12:50,007 I thought you just spoke to my heart, and Ben's I think. 244 00:12:50,192 --> 00:12:51,908 I played all through high school. 245 00:12:51,909 --> 00:12:53,237 And you quit in third grade, Sam. 246 00:12:53,238 --> 00:12:55,512 I have a feeling that the devil is probably better than me. 247 00:12:55,513 --> 00:12:57,857 You're right, who am I kidding? 248 00:13:02,922 --> 00:13:04,315 Drink it! 249 00:13:06,373 --> 00:13:08,182 Drink up, Benji, Drink up! 250 00:13:08,183 --> 00:13:12,608 Look, you have been by far the most considerate boyfriend. 251 00:13:12,609 --> 00:13:15,002 And yet how is that going to help me to get out my deal with the devil? 252 00:13:15,003 --> 00:13:18,009 Well my mom liked you better than any other guy I dated. 253 00:13:18,010 --> 00:13:21,945 Again, not helpful. I can't challenge the devil to 254 00:13:22,056 --> 00:13:24,614 be a nice boyfriend contest. 255 00:13:24,927 --> 00:13:27,923 - Face it, I suck at everything. - That's not true, Sammy. 256 00:13:28,341 --> 00:13:30,058 You are good at a lot of things. 257 00:13:30,059 --> 00:13:32,809 You can challenge him to a power nap contest. 258 00:13:35,283 --> 00:13:37,969 You guys remember why I was always the designated driver? 259 00:13:41,618 --> 00:13:43,105 Nice, Sammy. 260 00:13:43,106 --> 00:13:44,806 Because I never, ever 261 00:13:44,974 --> 00:13:46,533 had to drink. 262 00:13:50,197 --> 00:13:52,165 Oh, my God! Sam! Wow! 263 00:13:52,176 --> 00:13:54,702 Because I never, ever missed. Ben put it on the floor. 264 00:13:54,703 --> 00:13:56,466 Put it on the floor, Benji. 265 00:13:56,612 --> 00:13:58,666 Floor! Floor! Floor! 266 00:14:03,861 --> 00:14:05,547 You are amazing. 267 00:14:06,518 --> 00:14:07,932 Oh, my God, that's it! 268 00:14:08,072 --> 00:14:10,433 I got it! I got the devil! I can get out of my deal! 269 00:14:10,434 --> 00:14:12,149 Yeah you can. 270 00:14:19,386 --> 00:14:21,587 Grandma hates double ding-dongs 271 00:14:21,588 --> 00:14:24,446 Ben, sweetie, don't be so nervous. 272 00:14:25,501 --> 00:14:29,779 Hi, Benjamin! give your abuela a big kiss! 273 00:14:31,108 --> 00:14:32,804 Hello, grandma Gonzales. 274 00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:34,912 Thank you so much for inviting us. 275 00:14:34,913 --> 00:14:38,167 Well thank you for blessing my home with your visit. 276 00:14:38,168 --> 00:14:40,045 - Come in. - Okay. 277 00:14:40,555 --> 00:14:44,144 Ben, Nina, I want you to meet father O'Malley. 278 00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:46,265 Father O'Malley, this is my grandson. 279 00:14:46,266 --> 00:14:48,016 and the girl that I spoke you about. 280 00:14:48,017 --> 00:14:50,321 - How do you do? - Ah, why is he here? 281 00:14:50,322 --> 00:14:53,181 - Ah, I am here to help. - Help what? 282 00:14:53,744 --> 00:14:56,033 Padre O'Malley is an exorcist. 283 00:14:56,109 --> 00:14:57,541 An exorcist? 284 00:14:57,576 --> 00:15:02,441 Yes, your grandmother informed me of Nina's demonic possession. 285 00:15:02,442 --> 00:15:05,311 I am here to server God's eviction notice. 286 00:15:05,312 --> 00:15:07,687 What? No, no, there will be no exorcism. 287 00:15:07,688 --> 00:15:10,443 We all want the same thing! 288 00:15:10,444 --> 00:15:12,712 We want you to be happy. 289 00:15:12,834 --> 00:15:14,314 And you! 290 00:15:14,586 --> 00:15:17,916 We want you the be cleansed of that foul corruption 291 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:21,197 Oh, I just thought we discuss it over some Paella. 292 00:15:21,198 --> 00:15:23,880 Grandma, I love Nina, understand? 293 00:15:23,881 --> 00:15:25,576 I love her just the way she is. 294 00:15:25,577 --> 00:15:27,769 But like always you gotta make everything 295 00:15:27,770 --> 00:15:30,590 the way you think it should be! We're out of here. 296 00:15:30,591 --> 00:15:32,634 Ben, I do it for you! 297 00:15:32,817 --> 00:15:34,501 I do it for you, Ben! 298 00:15:34,502 --> 00:15:37,901 - I know you better than that. - Then you know that I mean what I say. 299 00:15:37,902 --> 00:15:42,973 Until your lady is free of all evil you are out of this family. 300 00:15:43,802 --> 00:15:46,157 - Out! - Bye! 301 00:15:50,311 --> 00:15:52,060 Okay, that's four all right? 302 00:15:53,026 --> 00:15:55,678 Andi, Andi, Andi, you don't have to drink every time I sink one in. 303 00:15:55,679 --> 00:15:57,452 Sammy, this is the way the game is played. 304 00:15:57,453 --> 00:16:00,332 - So, yes I do. - No, you don't. 305 00:16:01,284 --> 00:16:02,734 Oh, my God. 306 00:16:04,247 --> 00:16:07,398 - You OK? - You must hate me. 307 00:16:08,071 --> 00:16:08,941 Why would I hate you? 308 00:16:08,942 --> 00:16:10,754 Because you even say so yourself, Sam! 309 00:16:10,755 --> 00:16:12,295 I thought you were evil. 310 00:16:12,296 --> 00:16:13,707 Evil. 311 00:16:14,187 --> 00:16:16,155 You know what I did? I gave you the boot. 312 00:16:16,156 --> 00:16:19,506 - I don't hate you. - So when you need me, 313 00:16:19,533 --> 00:16:20,892 Where am I? 314 00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:24,956 Bail on you. Bail on you every time! 315 00:16:24,957 --> 00:16:27,206 This would be a lot to handle for anyone. 316 00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:29,075 Most people would completely freak out. 317 00:16:29,076 --> 00:16:30,307 But not you. You have been great! 318 00:16:30,308 --> 00:16:32,807 You've been better than great. You've been amazing. 319 00:16:37,346 --> 00:16:39,328 - Let's have sex. - Let's what? 320 00:16:39,329 --> 00:16:42,321 Yeah, you know what, because, because I want to be there for you. 321 00:16:42,429 --> 00:16:43,574 Yep. 322 00:16:43,684 --> 00:16:45,330 And I want to be there on you. 323 00:16:45,331 --> 00:16:47,527 Andi, wow! Andi, Andi! 324 00:16:47,528 --> 00:16:50,308 Ehi, ehi, ehi! Are you OK? 325 00:16:51,241 --> 00:16:52,333 OK. 326 00:16:52,334 --> 00:16:54,147 OK, I'm gonna n-need your help. 327 00:16:54,148 --> 00:16:56,406 I'm getting nuded for you. 328 00:16:56,685 --> 00:16:58,403 I have a better idea. 329 00:17:02,057 --> 00:17:05,030 You need some rest. I need more practice. 330 00:17:05,031 --> 00:17:06,311 OK. 331 00:17:06,872 --> 00:17:08,379 I love you. 332 00:17:09,045 --> 00:17:10,651 I love you too. 333 00:17:18,310 --> 00:17:20,920 L-l-l-listen the point is, Benjamin, I invented it. 334 00:17:20,921 --> 00:17:22,926 - No... no you didn't! - Yes, I did! 335 00:17:22,927 --> 00:17:25,145 Oh, my God, dudes have been doing sex moves 336 00:17:25,146 --> 00:17:26,809 - For like a thousand of years! - So? 337 00:17:26,810 --> 00:17:28,965 There is literally nothing that hasn't been done. 338 00:17:28,966 --> 00:17:31,301 Except this! The shark attack is mine! 339 00:17:31,302 --> 00:17:32,675 Wow, wow, what's the new move? 340 00:17:32,676 --> 00:17:34,547 Sock thinks he invented the shark attack. 341 00:17:34,548 --> 00:17:36,685 The shark attack, yeah. 342 00:17:36,686 --> 00:17:38,200 All right, basically is like in Jaws. 343 00:17:38,201 --> 00:17:39,724 When like all you see the shark's fin, right? 344 00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:41,034 So what happens is: the lady lies on the bed 345 00:17:41,035 --> 00:17:43,050 Naked preferably, dude does this crab walk 346 00:17:43,051 --> 00:17:45,092 Around the foot of the bed, so all she can see... 347 00:17:45,263 --> 00:17:46,794 Is the shark's fin, You dig? 348 00:17:46,795 --> 00:17:48,137 OK, have you done the shark's attack? 349 00:17:48,138 --> 00:17:49,430 - Every time I have sex. - Lies! 350 00:17:49,431 --> 00:17:50,802 I can tell you that Egyptian Pharaohs 351 00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:53,254 used to do it like twice a week, OK and-and 352 00:17:53,255 --> 00:17:55,027 probably only called it like Dinosaur attack, or something like that 353 00:17:55,028 --> 00:17:56,493 - So that is what they called it? - It is been done! 354 00:17:56,494 --> 00:17:58,196 Oh, the Mastodon? Is that what they called it? 355 00:17:58,197 --> 00:18:01,521 You and your crazy ideas. You are going to back that up? 356 00:18:01,522 --> 00:18:04,386 So, I translated the scroll. This is the incantation 357 00:18:04,387 --> 00:18:06,514 you need to challenge the devil. 358 00:18:06,681 --> 00:18:07,842 OK. 359 00:18:08,637 --> 00:18:09,350 And the suit? 360 00:18:09,351 --> 00:18:11,565 The suit is an exact copy of the devil's suit. 361 00:18:11,566 --> 00:18:12,935 only in your size. 362 00:18:12,936 --> 00:18:14,516 See, there was a final symbol in the scroll 363 00:18:14,517 --> 00:18:18,584 which translates to "reflection" meaning you need to reflect the devil, 364 00:18:18,585 --> 00:18:21,335 Appear his equal. Is mostly kinda a symbolic gesture. 365 00:18:21,336 --> 00:18:22,608 You know it levels the playing field. 366 00:18:22,609 --> 00:18:24,089 - Take that. - OK. 367 00:18:24,090 --> 00:18:25,650 As the devil reflection, 368 00:18:25,651 --> 00:18:27,491 You need to always stand up straight. 369 00:18:27,492 --> 00:18:29,818 You need to keep that arrogant swagger. 370 00:18:29,989 --> 00:18:31,484 A tan would not hurt. 371 00:18:31,485 --> 00:18:35,088 And never, ever, let him see you sweat. 372 00:18:35,089 --> 00:18:36,572 I will. 373 00:18:36,711 --> 00:18:38,341 I will be rooting for you. 374 00:18:41,737 --> 00:18:44,669 Flight 11 to control tower we are coming in for final approach. 375 00:18:44,903 --> 00:18:47,320 No! No, Ben, no more fry planes. 376 00:18:47,321 --> 00:18:49,363 Please, open the hangar doors! 377 00:18:49,364 --> 00:18:52,539 Ben, listen. I wanted to thank you. 378 00:18:53,204 --> 00:18:55,322 For standing up to your grandmother. 379 00:18:55,323 --> 00:18:59,162 - I think that was really sweet. - Anything for you, baby. 380 00:19:00,054 --> 00:19:04,216 So, how long do you think before she stops being mad at you? 381 00:19:05,009 --> 00:19:06,367 Never. 382 00:19:06,772 --> 00:19:08,193 I am dead to nana. 383 00:19:08,194 --> 00:19:10,018 Which means I am dead to the family. 384 00:19:10,220 --> 00:19:14,623 Soon all evidence of Benjamin Casper Perez Gonzalez will be erased. 385 00:19:14,824 --> 00:19:16,978 - That's terrible. - Yeah. 386 00:19:16,979 --> 00:19:20,220 Being stripped of my personal history and emotional identity. 387 00:19:20,876 --> 00:19:23,143 But, hey, look what I get in return. 388 00:19:23,889 --> 00:19:25,430 You! 389 00:19:26,014 --> 00:19:27,725 Give me a cup of sugar. 390 00:19:32,185 --> 00:19:33,639 Nice. 391 00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:34,851 What do you want, Pacey? 392 00:19:34,852 --> 00:19:37,849 There is some dude outside jacking your ride. 393 00:19:40,470 --> 00:19:41,965 Baby, they are towing your car! 394 00:19:41,966 --> 00:19:43,340 Jose? 395 00:19:44,229 --> 00:19:45,772 - You know him? - Yeah, he's my cousin. 396 00:19:45,773 --> 00:19:49,489 Jose, what are you doing? Jose, what the hell man? 397 00:19:49,490 --> 00:19:51,561 She said I am not allowed to speak to you. 398 00:19:51,562 --> 00:19:52,824 Who? 399 00:19:55,340 --> 00:19:57,502 I am having the car repossessed. 400 00:19:57,503 --> 00:19:58,877 But I bought it! 401 00:19:58,878 --> 00:20:02,297 Oh yeah, while I co-signed the loan. That when I had a grandson. 402 00:20:02,298 --> 00:20:04,774 I don't have a grandson anymore. 403 00:20:06,073 --> 00:20:07,349 Don't worry. 404 00:20:07,350 --> 00:20:09,399 I get you a good car. 405 00:20:09,579 --> 00:20:11,538 You like Pontiac? 406 00:20:11,622 --> 00:20:14,105 I get you a Pontiac Vibe. 407 00:20:14,399 --> 00:20:16,099 Nice car. 408 00:20:16,100 --> 00:20:17,556 Sexy. 409 00:20:28,629 --> 00:20:30,005 What? 410 00:20:32,126 --> 00:20:33,500 Sam? 411 00:20:45,242 --> 00:20:47,612 Oh my gracious, look at this, huh? 412 00:20:47,613 --> 00:20:48,895 Oh, you are clever, Sammy. 413 00:20:48,896 --> 00:20:51,515 I have to completely give it up to you man. 414 00:20:52,530 --> 00:20:54,233 I was surprised. 415 00:20:54,681 --> 00:20:55,852 And that's a rare thing. 416 00:20:55,853 --> 00:20:58,537 - Congrats. - I am not here for props. 417 00:20:58,771 --> 00:21:01,450 I think you have to do something for me now. 418 00:21:01,501 --> 00:21:03,168 Oh, is that so? 419 00:21:03,447 --> 00:21:05,026 You want your soul back? 420 00:21:05,027 --> 00:21:08,785 You think you can defeat me in a contest? 421 00:21:09,889 --> 00:21:11,639 What would that contest entail? 422 00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:13,641 Who is better at slacking off? 423 00:21:13,642 --> 00:21:14,772 Who can be the biggest failure? 424 00:21:14,773 --> 00:21:17,439 Just what exactly is it that you can beat me at, Sammy? 425 00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:19,991 Because we both know the only thing that you really excel at 426 00:21:19,992 --> 00:21:22,886 is being a full time looser. 427 00:21:28,273 --> 00:21:31,576 Really? A drinking contest? 428 00:21:31,948 --> 00:21:35,146 Oh, you are even dumber than I thought, buddy boy. 429 00:21:35,147 --> 00:21:37,083 I can't get drunk! 430 00:21:38,610 --> 00:21:40,420 The game is quarters. 431 00:21:41,563 --> 00:21:43,353 I'm kinda awesome at it. 432 00:21:46,738 --> 00:21:48,965 Five shots, most in wins, questions? 433 00:21:48,966 --> 00:21:50,355 Nope. 434 00:21:50,593 --> 00:21:52,061 After you. 435 00:22:13,658 --> 00:22:15,611 Five for five. 436 00:22:16,558 --> 00:22:18,700 - Perfect. - Yeah. 437 00:22:18,701 --> 00:22:22,165 - A little unusual for you. - Stop stalling and shoot. 438 00:22:28,342 --> 00:22:30,037 You know something, Sammy? 439 00:22:31,566 --> 00:22:33,610 I feel I owe you an apology. 440 00:22:35,248 --> 00:22:37,445 Sometimes I underestimate you. 441 00:22:37,446 --> 00:22:39,135 And that's unfair. 442 00:22:40,612 --> 00:22:42,975 I just assume you are going to mess up. 443 00:22:44,342 --> 00:22:46,837 But you know what they say about the word "assume" 444 00:22:46,838 --> 00:22:50,598 It makes and ass out of you and on occasion... 445 00:22:52,970 --> 00:22:54,514 me. 446 00:23:01,050 --> 00:23:02,812 Man am I relieved! 447 00:23:02,813 --> 00:23:05,354 You know, this is my first time doing this. 448 00:23:05,355 --> 00:23:07,278 I am really a little impressed with myself. 449 00:23:07,279 --> 00:23:10,814 All right fine, first round is a tie. Round two. I go first. 450 00:23:10,815 --> 00:23:12,863 Oh, I don't think so. 451 00:23:14,173 --> 00:23:16,947 There is no second round. You had your contest. 452 00:23:17,274 --> 00:23:19,395 It ended in a draw, end of story. 453 00:23:19,396 --> 00:23:21,171 No! Somebody has to win. 454 00:23:21,172 --> 00:23:23,715 Right. You have to win. 455 00:23:23,716 --> 00:23:26,119 And you didn't. And that's all she wrote. 456 00:23:26,120 --> 00:23:27,739 You only get one shot out of that. 457 00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:29,615 Didn't you read the fine print on the incantation? 458 00:23:29,616 --> 00:23:32,187 - That's not fair! - Oh, sure it is. 459 00:23:32,188 --> 00:23:34,745 You had a chance to win, you made a valiant effort. 460 00:23:34,746 --> 00:23:37,825 But let's be honest. I'm damned good. 461 00:23:41,346 --> 00:23:43,423 Oh hey, come on, don't feel so bad. 462 00:23:43,424 --> 00:23:45,714 I just don't have a reason to compete with you anymore. 463 00:23:45,715 --> 00:23:46,774 I already own you. 464 00:23:46,775 --> 00:23:50,038 Now if you feel you had something to make it worth my while 465 00:23:50,706 --> 00:23:52,549 I may give you a rematch. 466 00:23:55,872 --> 00:23:57,338 If you think of anything, 467 00:23:57,399 --> 00:23:59,116 you let me know. 468 00:24:02,111 --> 00:24:03,485 'Night. 469 00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:20,120 Ok! Mission accomplished. 470 00:24:20,121 --> 00:24:21,546 So what did you guys get? 471 00:24:21,547 --> 00:24:23,535 Everything I made for my grandmother. 472 00:24:23,536 --> 00:24:25,950 This ashtray I made in fourth grade. 473 00:24:26,485 --> 00:24:29,182 This Christmas ornaments I did in third grade. 474 00:24:29,353 --> 00:24:33,222 And this hand turkeys, I made ever since I was two years old 475 00:24:33,311 --> 00:24:35,931 - What did you get Sock? - DVD player. 476 00:24:37,980 --> 00:24:43,189 Ben's favorite childhood DVD Player. It's very sentimental 477 00:24:44,031 --> 00:24:45,560 - You feel better now? - Yeah. 478 00:24:45,561 --> 00:24:48,152 She's not the only one that can hit where it hurts. 479 00:24:49,492 --> 00:24:50,257 This is wrong. 480 00:24:50,258 --> 00:24:52,271 - This is all wrong. - What are you talking about? 481 00:24:52,272 --> 00:24:54,435 I can't be the one that tears you apart from you family. 482 00:24:54,436 --> 00:24:56,855 - No you are not! - I am going to do the exorcism. 483 00:24:56,856 --> 00:24:57,959 You can't do that. Is too dangerous! 484 00:24:57,960 --> 00:25:00,116 No is not. Nothing can happen to me. 485 00:25:00,117 --> 00:25:01,516 I am not afraid of that priest. 486 00:25:01,517 --> 00:25:03,864 I'll just.... fake it! 487 00:25:04,074 --> 00:25:06,399 I'll yell and I'll scream ' "Aahh! 488 00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:09,458 You know so they think that the demon just flew out of me. 489 00:25:09,459 --> 00:25:10,801 So it won't actually not work? 490 00:25:10,802 --> 00:25:12,935 So you are not going to get hurt, right? 491 00:25:12,936 --> 00:25:14,434 I'll be fine. 492 00:25:14,529 --> 00:25:15,867 Oh, oh, hold on! 493 00:25:15,868 --> 00:25:18,930 This thing plays Blu Ray. We have to go back and get the flattie 494 00:25:24,371 --> 00:25:26,290 Hey! Look who I've found. 495 00:25:27,900 --> 00:25:29,706 You found Gladys? 496 00:25:29,707 --> 00:25:31,715 Yeah! I paid her to translate the demon's scroll 497 00:25:31,716 --> 00:25:33,074 so you can get out of your deal! 498 00:25:33,075 --> 00:25:35,824 Yeah the meter is running. So let's get the show on the road. 499 00:25:36,489 --> 00:25:37,957 What? What's wrong? 500 00:25:41,845 --> 00:25:43,933 That was it. That was my chance. 501 00:25:43,934 --> 00:25:45,536 I had the devil right where I wanted him, 502 00:25:45,537 --> 00:25:47,626 and I let him slip through my fingers. 503 00:25:47,627 --> 00:25:49,329 I am right back where I started from. 504 00:25:49,330 --> 00:25:50,143 I am screwed. 505 00:25:50,144 --> 00:25:51,609 No, still does not explain the suit. 506 00:25:51,610 --> 00:25:54,213 You look like Justin Timberlake took a dump. 507 00:25:55,417 --> 00:25:58,206 Steve gave the suit to me after he translated the scroll. 508 00:25:58,207 --> 00:25:59,983 He say that I have to dress like the devil. 509 00:25:59,984 --> 00:26:02,339 I have to reflect his appearance in order to beat him. 510 00:26:02,340 --> 00:26:05,651 What? It doesn't say that. It doesn't say reflect the devil. 511 00:26:05,652 --> 00:26:10,892 It says the devil's reflection. The devil's vanity is his weakness. 512 00:26:10,893 --> 00:26:12,204 What you should have done 513 00:26:12,205 --> 00:26:14,802 is take a big mirror with you to the competition. 514 00:26:14,803 --> 00:26:16,773 You know like a distraction. 515 00:26:16,774 --> 00:26:19,582 The devil can't resist looking at himself. 516 00:26:19,706 --> 00:26:21,841 Well that doesn't do me any good now, does it?... 517 00:26:21,842 --> 00:26:23,788 There must be a way to challenge him again. 518 00:26:23,789 --> 00:26:26,382 No. He said I have to make it worth his while 519 00:26:26,383 --> 00:26:28,189 I got nothing to give him. 520 00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:31,580 I need another drink... 521 00:26:31,983 --> 00:26:36,197 Steve, what a dope. I always knew he couldn't read. 522 00:26:37,705 --> 00:26:39,453 Gladys, I need a favor. 523 00:26:39,566 --> 00:26:42,464 I'm not making out with you! 524 00:26:43,260 --> 00:26:44,756 All right. 525 00:26:44,838 --> 00:26:46,847 I'll make out with you. 526 00:26:50,348 --> 00:26:52,391 How do I get a meeting with the devil? 527 00:26:57,563 --> 00:26:59,654 Hey, are you sure about this? 528 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:00,723 Because you do not have to... 529 00:27:00,724 --> 00:27:02,745 - Yes I am sure. - OK. 530 00:27:02,862 --> 00:27:04,991 - Hi, mijo. - Hey grandma. 531 00:27:04,992 --> 00:27:06,790 You remember father O'Malley? 532 00:27:06,791 --> 00:27:07,629 - Hello. - Hi. 533 00:27:07,630 --> 00:27:11,371 Can I get you anything? A soda, water? 534 00:27:11,439 --> 00:27:12,868 Eh, no, I am fine, thank you. 535 00:27:12,869 --> 00:27:14,634 I would love a beer. 536 00:27:15,591 --> 00:27:17,283 What? Father's going to knock this out 537 00:27:17,284 --> 00:27:19,018 no problem, right father? 538 00:27:19,019 --> 00:27:23,244 I can't make any promises but I hope too, yes. 539 00:27:24,136 --> 00:27:25,924 So Nina, why don't you and I head upstairs? 540 00:27:25,925 --> 00:27:29,217 - and we can start it, shall we? - OK. 541 00:27:50,059 --> 00:27:50,995 "Dear Ben, 542 00:27:50,996 --> 00:27:52,806 I want you to know how much I love you 543 00:27:52,807 --> 00:27:55,801 and how special these last few months with you have been 544 00:27:55,802 --> 00:27:57,298 But I lied. 545 00:27:57,299 --> 00:27:59,651 There is a good chance that this exorcism will work, 546 00:27:59,652 --> 00:28:02,428 and if that happens I will be sent back to hell. 547 00:28:02,429 --> 00:28:05,042 I am sorry I did not tell you this was a possibility 548 00:28:05,043 --> 00:28:07,404 but ultimately I couldn't accept the fact 549 00:28:07,405 --> 00:28:10,947 that I was the reason you were no longer part of your family 550 00:28:10,948 --> 00:28:12,791 and if we never see each other again, 551 00:28:12,792 --> 00:28:15,397 I will think about you every day. 552 00:28:15,398 --> 00:28:17,689 Love always, Nina. 553 00:28:30,854 --> 00:28:32,465 All right don't you worry kiddies 554 00:28:32,466 --> 00:28:34,876 Sock's on his way gonna save your asses! 555 00:28:34,877 --> 00:28:36,409 Here we go! 556 00:28:40,485 --> 00:28:42,495 Is hot here! 557 00:28:49,794 --> 00:28:51,759 Oh, what is going on? 558 00:28:52,508 --> 00:28:54,456 What's happening?! Come on! 559 00:29:03,038 --> 00:29:04,464 Hi. 560 00:29:05,349 --> 00:29:07,171 Mind if I have a second with her? 561 00:29:07,295 --> 00:29:09,020 Certainly. 562 00:29:12,367 --> 00:29:14,754 - Hey. - Hey. 563 00:29:15,095 --> 00:29:17,609 So, put on a good show, all right?. 564 00:29:17,610 --> 00:29:20,139 - OK. - All right. 565 00:29:20,435 --> 00:29:22,586 - Ben, wait. - Yeah? 566 00:29:23,946 --> 00:29:26,952 - I love you. - Oh, that's sweet. 567 00:29:28,514 --> 00:29:30,305 Break a leg you two! 568 00:29:39,827 --> 00:29:41,252 OK! 569 00:29:47,848 --> 00:29:49,123 OK. 570 00:29:49,970 --> 00:29:51,746 Are you tripping out? 571 00:29:51,900 --> 00:29:54,793 Oh, is nobody else in the car... 572 00:29:54,794 --> 00:29:57,694 Is it you, Sam... no... 573 00:30:01,852 --> 00:30:03,164 No way! 574 00:30:06,472 --> 00:30:09,133 You are not going to stop me! No way nannie. 575 00:30:15,025 --> 00:30:19,081 Oh, her magic is strong! my caddie is gone there! 576 00:30:22,936 --> 00:30:25,396 Die, you pint size witch! 577 00:30:29,093 --> 00:30:31,884 Most glorious prince of the heavenly armies, 578 00:30:31,885 --> 00:30:34,898 Michael the archangel defend us 579 00:30:34,899 --> 00:30:38,938 In our battle against the rulers of the darkness 580 00:30:42,354 --> 00:30:43,947 Why so dry. 581 00:30:45,613 --> 00:30:48,975 my mouth is so draaaaaaaaaaaahy... 582 00:30:51,591 --> 00:30:53,056 who the hell? 583 00:30:53,117 --> 00:30:54,603 Gooood! 584 00:30:58,597 --> 00:31:02,124 The blood of the martyrs come after you 585 00:31:02,180 --> 00:31:04,051 Sounds like is going pretty well. 586 00:31:05,709 --> 00:31:07,081 I'll get it. 587 00:31:09,515 --> 00:31:10,656 Sock! 588 00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:13,786 Something is happening with my mouth! 589 00:31:13,787 --> 00:31:14,493 What? 590 00:31:14,494 --> 00:31:16,471 Nina! 591 00:31:20,713 --> 00:31:22,600 Sock, Sock, hey Sock... 592 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:27,328 Hell spawn, the blood of the martyrs compels it! 593 00:31:30,002 --> 00:31:32,155 In the name of God! Ah! 594 00:31:32,935 --> 00:31:34,504 Who are you? 595 00:31:34,980 --> 00:31:35,960 Menudo. 596 00:31:35,961 --> 00:31:37,645 Benjamin, get him out of here! 597 00:31:37,646 --> 00:31:39,539 No, no, no! 598 00:31:48,408 --> 00:31:50,826 Ben, Nina loves you so much, 599 00:31:50,827 --> 00:31:52,903 and she will love you forever! 600 00:31:55,495 --> 00:31:57,661 Hey guys I think is gone! 601 00:31:58,692 --> 00:32:00,047 Well, how do you feel? 602 00:32:00,048 --> 00:32:02,800 I feel good. I think you should worry about him. 603 00:32:02,801 --> 00:32:04,591 I think that the demon jumped. 604 00:32:10,188 --> 00:32:14,041 Oh so now it resides in this poor men, does it? 605 00:32:14,771 --> 00:32:18,282 If you want to dance demon, you'll dance with me. 606 00:32:20,837 --> 00:32:22,037 Sorry Sock... 607 00:32:27,431 --> 00:32:29,356 I need your opinion Sammy. 608 00:32:29,506 --> 00:32:32,930 On my lapel which you think makes my eyes pop more? 609 00:32:32,940 --> 00:32:35,825 Carnation or Lily? 610 00:32:36,277 --> 00:32:37,805 I know ... both are right 611 00:32:37,806 --> 00:32:40,941 That is the beauty of wearing a dark suit and having this face. 612 00:32:41,743 --> 00:32:42,986 Go away. 613 00:32:43,751 --> 00:32:45,745 Oh, why the big frown? 614 00:32:46,190 --> 00:32:47,898 I thought you'd be on cloud nine. 615 00:32:47,899 --> 00:32:51,409 - Why would you think that? - You and me, quarters rematch. 616 00:32:51,974 --> 00:32:53,515 Is all set up. 617 00:32:54,778 --> 00:32:56,087 You didn't know? 618 00:32:56,088 --> 00:32:57,323 What are you talking about? 619 00:32:57,324 --> 00:32:59,627 Someone made it worth my while. 620 00:32:59,628 --> 00:33:01,468 So the contest is back on. 621 00:33:01,469 --> 00:33:05,059 - Someone? Who? - Your girl. Andi. 622 00:33:06,257 --> 00:33:08,518 She put up her own soul as collateral. 623 00:33:08,519 --> 00:33:11,781 She must be really into you. You are a lucky guy. 624 00:33:19,925 --> 00:33:21,614 Tell me you didn't do it. 625 00:33:22,835 --> 00:33:24,591 Yeah, I-I kinda did. 626 00:33:24,592 --> 00:33:27,263 Andi... what were you thinking? 627 00:33:27,264 --> 00:33:29,709 I was thinking that I want you out of your deal. 628 00:33:29,710 --> 00:33:30,848 This is the only way to do it. 629 00:33:30,849 --> 00:33:33,255 No you have to stop it. You have to go back to the devil 630 00:33:33,256 --> 00:33:35,216 and tell him that you changed your mind. 631 00:33:35,217 --> 00:33:36,612 No. 632 00:33:36,950 --> 00:33:38,461 No, I want to do it. 633 00:33:38,462 --> 00:33:40,296 I need to do this. 634 00:33:41,552 --> 00:33:43,095 I believe in you. 635 00:33:43,096 --> 00:33:45,156 And I believe that you can beat him. 636 00:33:45,157 --> 00:33:47,277 And I am tired of being alone. 637 00:33:47,417 --> 00:33:49,837 - Aren't you? - Is too much to risk. 638 00:33:49,838 --> 00:33:52,066 Well is my risk to take. 639 00:33:54,249 --> 00:33:56,932 We are going to beat the devil, Sam! 640 00:33:57,933 --> 00:33:59,395 I know it. 641 00:33:59,396 --> 00:34:00,973 Come on. 642 00:34:08,196 --> 00:34:10,790 - You're nervous? - Yeah. Are you? 643 00:34:10,791 --> 00:34:12,539 Oh yeah. 644 00:34:14,003 --> 00:34:15,605 This is for the lady's file. 645 00:34:15,606 --> 00:34:19,380 Is not every day that I get to win such a beautiful trophy 646 00:34:19,381 --> 00:34:21,148 Yeah, we'll see about that 647 00:34:22,392 --> 00:34:24,621 I'm already liking the woman's touch. 648 00:34:24,622 --> 00:34:27,990 Very nice Andi, well it spruces the place up 649 00:34:27,991 --> 00:34:29,785 Sam, get this over with. 650 00:34:29,786 --> 00:34:31,830 Yeah, Sammy. 651 00:34:32,318 --> 00:34:34,389 Let's do get this over with. 652 00:34:34,390 --> 00:34:36,893 There is something else Andi brought to the party. 653 00:34:39,866 --> 00:34:42,318 This time I think you should go first. 654 00:34:46,559 --> 00:34:50,223 Now I know you are the brains of this operation. 655 00:34:51,490 --> 00:34:52,968 Your turn. 656 00:35:36,260 --> 00:35:38,882 Sam, you just have to get two in. You got this. 657 00:35:44,205 --> 00:35:46,309 I am a bad looser. All right? 658 00:35:46,854 --> 00:35:48,274 Make you sure, if you eventually win this thing 659 00:35:48,275 --> 00:35:50,300 don't expect any hugs or grab ass. 660 00:35:50,301 --> 00:35:52,913 There are shot glasses in the housewere. I will be right back. 661 00:35:57,737 --> 00:35:58,988 Hey buddy. 662 00:35:59,503 --> 00:36:01,795 Steve, hey. What are you doing here. 663 00:36:01,796 --> 00:36:06,116 I heard some bonehead screwed up an ancient translation. 664 00:36:06,206 --> 00:36:07,070 Guilty. 665 00:36:07,071 --> 00:36:08,436 Ah, don't worry about it man. 666 00:36:08,437 --> 00:36:10,680 Do you have any idea what a Mensch you are? 667 00:36:10,681 --> 00:36:11,990 Thanks, listen I gotta go. 668 00:36:11,991 --> 00:36:13,442 I am about to get out my deal with the devil. 669 00:36:13,443 --> 00:36:16,002 I know. I heard. 670 00:36:16,187 --> 00:36:20,217 And let me just say how truly, deeply 671 00:36:20,654 --> 00:36:22,448 sorry I am. 672 00:36:23,071 --> 00:36:25,084 Sorry for what? 673 00:36:29,839 --> 00:36:32,164 Sam, I'm so sorry. 674 00:36:32,653 --> 00:36:33,788 Why? 675 00:36:33,789 --> 00:36:36,431 Is for the best. That's all I know. 676 00:36:42,869 --> 00:36:44,068 Oh, my God! 677 00:36:44,069 --> 00:36:45,445 Sam, what happened? 678 00:36:45,446 --> 00:36:46,912 - Is broken. - What?! 679 00:36:46,913 --> 00:36:48,974 - How? - Can't talk about it right now. 680 00:36:49,234 --> 00:36:50,841 Hey, Sammy, come on, if you want to forfeit, 681 00:36:50,842 --> 00:36:52,010 All you have to do, is say so. 682 00:36:52,011 --> 00:36:53,384 No. 683 00:36:53,725 --> 00:36:55,274 No forfeit. 684 00:37:02,777 --> 00:37:06,130 Oh, man. That's pathetic, come on. 685 00:37:06,131 --> 00:37:09,066 Just stop right now. Please. For your own sake. 686 00:37:09,643 --> 00:37:11,541 I still have one good hand. 687 00:37:17,889 --> 00:37:19,389 You are not leftie, eh? 688 00:37:19,390 --> 00:37:20,963 Shut up. 689 00:37:28,716 --> 00:37:30,574 Oh, this is hard to watch. 690 00:37:51,415 --> 00:37:52,899 So... 691 00:37:53,275 --> 00:37:56,581 Let's just take a survey who had the worst week 692 00:37:57,823 --> 00:37:59,820 I lost my soul to the devil. 693 00:38:00,013 --> 00:38:01,492 Top that. 694 00:38:03,205 --> 00:38:05,410 An angel broke my hand is six places. 695 00:38:05,411 --> 00:38:07,127 which evidently means, heaven hates me. 696 00:38:07,128 --> 00:38:08,917 and the devil still owns my soul. 697 00:38:08,918 --> 00:38:11,259 Ok, let's recap for Sock. 698 00:38:11,901 --> 00:38:13,691 I got frog roofied. 699 00:38:13,692 --> 00:38:16,768 My mouth is like sand. My mind is melting. 700 00:38:16,769 --> 00:38:18,526 I tasted music 701 00:38:18,527 --> 00:38:20,789 and it tasted like garbage. 702 00:38:23,552 --> 00:38:25,335 I had a pretty good week. 703 00:38:25,629 --> 00:38:26,447 What? 704 00:38:26,448 --> 00:38:28,989 Sock saved my girlfriend from going back to hell. 705 00:38:28,990 --> 00:38:30,424 - Yeah. - Thank you. 706 00:38:30,425 --> 00:38:32,300 I really hate your grandmother. 707 00:38:32,301 --> 00:38:33,970 - I know. - Yeah. 708 00:38:34,860 --> 00:38:37,511 Let me get fruit on my pancakes. 709 00:38:37,669 --> 00:38:39,207 - Sure. - Whipped cream, maybe. 710 00:38:39,208 --> 00:38:40,540 Sure. 711 00:38:43,705 --> 00:38:45,669 Ahhh so.. 712 00:38:46,748 --> 00:38:50,161 I am really sorry that your soul got damned for eternity 713 00:38:50,162 --> 00:38:52,186 That's... that's a bummer. 714 00:38:52,187 --> 00:38:54,528 - Let's... Come here. - Thanks Sock. 715 00:38:59,817 --> 00:39:01,140 I'm sorry. 716 00:39:01,141 --> 00:39:02,499 Thank you, Ben. 717 00:39:02,500 --> 00:39:04,098 Shotgun. 718 00:39:06,632 --> 00:39:09,768 Look Andi I want you to know I feel terrible 719 00:39:09,769 --> 00:39:11,832 about what happened. You put yourself on the line, 720 00:39:11,833 --> 00:39:15,496 put your soul on the line. And I let you down. 721 00:39:16,263 --> 00:39:17,708 I don't expect you to forgive me. 722 00:39:17,709 --> 00:39:20,103 I... just .... only hope that... 723 00:39:30,242 --> 00:39:34,576 - What was that about? - The devil owns my soul, 724 00:39:35,838 --> 00:39:37,616 But I don't... 725 00:39:38,582 --> 00:39:41,080 feel any different, you know? 726 00:39:41,329 --> 00:39:44,654 And I still love you more than I ever did. 727 00:39:47,318 --> 00:39:49,050 And as bad as things seem... 728 00:39:49,051 --> 00:39:50,396 I'm... 729 00:39:51,311 --> 00:39:52,917 really happy. 730 00:39:53,770 --> 00:39:57,546 - Is that weird? - Yes, completely. 731 00:39:57,547 --> 00:39:59,810 We can still try to get out of our deals with the devil. 732 00:39:59,811 --> 00:40:02,107 And we can try to change our fates 733 00:40:02,512 --> 00:40:05,133 You did it once before, and we can try again. 734 00:40:05,517 --> 00:40:08,778 You know if nothing else then... we have time together. 735 00:40:08,969 --> 00:40:10,673 Then I am happy too. 736 00:40:14,416 --> 00:40:15,958 Then I am happy too. 737 00:40:18,126 --> 00:40:19,730 Steve, what do you want? 738 00:40:19,731 --> 00:40:21,491 I thought I heard you over say you are happy. 739 00:40:21,492 --> 00:40:23,488 I figured it would be a good time to poke in. 740 00:40:23,489 --> 00:40:24,877 Get out! 741 00:40:24,878 --> 00:40:26,690 Look, I'm not exactly pleased 742 00:40:26,691 --> 00:40:28,826 With the way things turned out either, but I just... 743 00:40:28,827 --> 00:40:30,529 Hey, Ow! 744 00:40:31,322 --> 00:40:32,662 Andi, are you throwing rocks at me? 745 00:40:32,663 --> 00:40:34,506 Yes, I am trying to break your hand 746 00:40:34,507 --> 00:40:37,033 Hey, Sam, would you please tell her to quit it. 747 00:40:37,931 --> 00:40:40,236 Ow! Would you let me explain?! 748 00:40:40,237 --> 00:40:42,468 Fine, fine, explain. What is your explanation? 749 00:40:42,469 --> 00:40:45,483 I'm acting from.. on orders from upstairs. 750 00:40:45,484 --> 00:40:48,614 I don't know exactly why they had me do 751 00:40:48,615 --> 00:40:50,228 the things that they had me do. 752 00:40:50,229 --> 00:40:52,424 Guys! Stop! Stop! 753 00:40:52,425 --> 00:40:54,075 You've every right to be upset. 754 00:40:54,076 --> 00:40:57,324 But throwing rocks is never constructive. 755 00:40:57,568 --> 00:40:59,412 Enough! 756 00:41:01,764 --> 00:41:04,167 Yeah I got my wings earlier today. 757 00:41:04,168 --> 00:41:06,386 I wanted it to be a surprise. 758 00:41:06,387 --> 00:41:09,369 You got your wings because you broke my hand? 759 00:41:09,503 --> 00:41:11,657 That's great. Congratulations. 760 00:41:11,658 --> 00:41:13,588 Is because of how I helped you. 761 00:41:13,589 --> 00:41:15,139 Helped? 762 00:41:15,145 --> 00:41:17,458 The devil owns both of our souls. 763 00:41:17,459 --> 00:41:20,299 Heaven works in mysterious ways, Andi. 764 00:41:20,721 --> 00:41:23,543 - You got to believe. - Believe what? 765 00:41:23,888 --> 00:41:25,747 That you are not alone. 766 00:41:51,548 --> 00:42:04,248 www. subsfactory. it addic7ed.com 767 00:42:04,298 --> 00:42:08,848 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 55118

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