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Previously on reaper...
this is Morgan, my son.
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Hey, I guess that makes
you two half brothers, huh?
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Yeah.
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Hey, what's up, man?
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What are you doing?
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My dad said we have some
shopping to do.
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You are evil!
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I'm the son
of the devil.
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I mean, what
did you expect?
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What's going on here?
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Well, we're celebrating Sammy's win.
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Please, I'm not taking
your pity prize.
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Even if you find out that
everything else is gone-
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Your keys, your wallet, your clothes,
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Your car, your condo, everything?
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You lookin'
for these?
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You're a dead man.
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Welcome. I'm Steve.
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- Sam.
- This is my partner Tony.
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We're part of an underground
alliance of demons
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Planning
to overthrow the devil!
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Hey, gang.
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Quite a show, huh?
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Steve? You made it!
You made it to heaven.
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It's even better than Cancun.
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That is ridiculous.
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I cannot get
behind that.
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Come on, Ben!
Help me out here.
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I'm sorry, man,
I'm with sock on this one.
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I don't care.
I'm right on this.
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It's not gay to bang
a clone of yourself.
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It is absolutely gay
to bang a clone-
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- Hey, guys!
- Hey.
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I thought we'd celebrate.
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Oh, right,
Nina, yeah!
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A little pizza,
a little bubbly,
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A little...
suitcase.
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What are we
celebrating?
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Ben didn't tell you?
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I was just about to.
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Uh, tell us what?
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I'm moving in
with you guys!
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Ha! Ha ha!
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Yeah, that'll be
the day.
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I don't ... wait, sock,
what's the problem?
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I don't like it, Ben. I
don't like it one little bit.
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All right, having
a lady in the house
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Opens the window
to lady trouble.
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Next thing you know, we'll
all be on the same cycle!
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Okay, Sam, what do you think?
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You know,
to be honest, Ben,
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I don't think it's
such a good idea.
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- Thank u.
- Are you uncomfortable
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Because of that time
that I kissed you?
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- What?!
- What?!
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You kissed Nina?
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Damn, man.
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- That was for you, Benji.
- Thank you!
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Baby, it wasn't
his fault.
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Actually, it was me.
I kissed him.
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It was
a long time ago,
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And I thought that
there was something evil
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About him that I was
extremely attracted to.
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But now, I realize that
he isn't remotely wicked.
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Thank you.
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You're welcome.
I mean, look at him.
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He's-He's so
white bread.
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- He's just bland, and he's
- Blah.
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Yes, he's blah.
Exactly.
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I am not blah.
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Yeah.
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Baby, listen to me.
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I've been doing a ton of work on myself,
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And I am proud
to say now
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That I can control
my urges.
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I'm only just
a little bit
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Attracted
to evil now.
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Ok, I believe you.
Let's move past it.
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- Really?
- Yep.
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It's been a while,
but I get it.
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You're a demon, and certain
things are just in your nature.
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You like to eat live animals,
make out with my friends,
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And you hate wearing
synthetic fabrics.
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I like clothes
that breathe.
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Ok, now that
this is out,
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Are we good?
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I mean, can Nina stay?
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Yeah, sure, why not?
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All right! Socky!
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Fine, whatever. Pop
the bubbly, let it flow.
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White bread?
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Definitely not white bread!
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Total bad-Ass!
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Morgan?
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Sam, this is all
your fault!
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I had everything
and you stole it for me!
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I never wanted it!
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This all you deserve!
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Who am I kidding?
Man, I can't kill you.
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I can't kill anybody.
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I just never had
the instinct.
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It's all gone, Sam.
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The cars,
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The clothes.
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Last night I had to go on
a date with an actress, Sam.
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An actress!
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I can't even date
models anymore!
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That's rough.
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God!
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You ok?
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I just tweaked my ankle
a little bit.
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I'm sorry, man.
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I should have
never come here.
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None of this was
even your fault.
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So what now?
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Where are you gonna go?
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I mean...
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You have somewhere to stay,
a friend's place, right?
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Funny thing is about
my friends, Sam,
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Once my money
disappeared, they did, too.
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You wanna crash here?
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Don't you yank my chain
right now, Sam, I am fragile.
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Just until you get back
on your feet.
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Thanks, man.
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All right.
Can I get some help?
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Oh, yeah. Yeah,
yeah, sure, man.
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Morgan! I just-
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I just needed a hand!
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It's ok, man.
You're light.
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Like a kitten!
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Man, this is gonna be
so great!
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Hello, my name is Sam. Have a nice day!
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So it's me and the
countess on her plane,
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And by this
point,
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She's just wearing her tiara.
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Oh, filthy royals,
I love it!
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Yeah, then
she says to me,
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"Haven't you ever been on
a private plane before?"
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What did you say?
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I said, "no, countess, I never have."
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But you had been
on one before, right?
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Oh, yeah, I had.
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The week before.
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With her mom.
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Oh, oh!
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Morgan, you're so bad.
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Oh, dude, you can stay here
as long as you want, man.
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With you around, I'm bound to
catch a little lady shrapnel.
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I don't know, sock.
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Those days seemed to be long gone.
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Oh, no, you have
plenty of callous,
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Sociopath tendencies
left in you.
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I can see these things.
I'm a demon.
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Seriously?
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A full-Blown demon?
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Uh-Huh. Would you
like more cereal?
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Please.
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Damn, Ben, I had no
idea you were a pervert.
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I mean, I can't say I
blame you for going there.
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Uh, I'd like to propose a dress
code for the breakfast table.
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T- Shirts should
accompany boxers.
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Boxers should not be worn,
unless under pants-
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Regular,
loose-Fitting pants.
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Shall we vote?
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Oh, cart boy?
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Nice ride!
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Yeah, back at you.
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What's with
your leg?
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I was just messing around with the guys.
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Oh, good old-Fashioned
game of grab ass, huh?
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I remember those days.
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Well, lucky for you, I only
have a little light duty for you.
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Here you go. I want you to
deliver this puppy for me.
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Ok, go on, get in.
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All right.
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Yeah, baby! Huh?
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Now it's to go
to Mr. Gary Martin.
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All the info's on
the waybill.
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Who is this guy?
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Just another weak schmoe
who sold me his soul.
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Yeah, the car's
part of the bargain.
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Now don't forget to get his
signature before you give him the car.
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Right, right.
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This car have-
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Seat warmers?
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Oh, Samuel,
do you realize
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That we are holding the keys
to a piece of art?
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And art, my friend,
is meant to be shown,
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Driven
and made out in.
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Hey!
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Just the man I was looking for.
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Oh!
Baby Stevie!
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She's getting so big!
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Yeah.
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Uh, guys, I have
a bunch of returns
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And I can't find
the receipts.
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Could you, uh,
hook a demon brother up?
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Yeah, yeah,
what do we got?
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- Baby proofing supplies.
- Tony!
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You aren't wearing any
product in your hair!
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Are you ok?
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Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
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I just haven't been out
of the house in days.
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You know...
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I've been so busy,
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And this little lady's been
just wearing me down.
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Well, you know, why
don't you get a sitter?
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- Let's take you out.
- Yeah!
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Oh, I don't know.
I haven't done that yet.
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No, you need some
full on grown-Up time.
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Yeah, we will not take no
for an answer, young man.
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You know what...
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Ok, fine.
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Fine, but I am buying
the first round.
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Yes. Probably the second
and the third, too.
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All right, hey,
thanks, guys.
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- For everything.
- You got it.
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Say bye-Bye.
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- Bye-Bye!
- Bye, Stevie!
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Bye, cutie!
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Excuse me, everyone.
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I have an announcement
to make.
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This should be
stunning.
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Just, uh, scoot in.
Customers are allowed.
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Uh, something special, nay,
transcendent has happened to me,
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And I just have
to shout it to the world.
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Last night, I,
Ted Gallagher,
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Went on a date with a
lovely angel named Linda.
233
00:08:18,300 --> 00:08:21,300
And she has agreed
to marry me, so... yeah!
234
00:08:21,300 --> 00:08:22,300
Ted.
235
00:08:22,300 --> 00:08:23,200
Yes, Andi?
236
00:08:23,500 --> 00:08:25,200
Don't use the P.A. System.
237
00:08:28,600 --> 00:08:32,000
Congratulations,
Theodore!
238
00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:32,700
Oh!
239
00:08:32,700 --> 00:08:34,600
That is big!
Seriously, huh?
240
00:08:34,700 --> 00:08:36,000
Oh, you hear that,
ladies?!
241
00:08:36,100 --> 00:08:37,700
Yeah! This guy's
off the market,
242
00:08:37,700 --> 00:08:40,100
So hands off. Oh, you
know what that means?
243
00:08:40,100 --> 00:08:40,700
What?
244
00:08:40,700 --> 00:08:42,900
We gotta throw this guy
a bachelor party.
245
00:08:44,200 --> 00:08:45,000
- What?
- Yeah!
246
00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:46,800
Send you off in style.
A little booze,
247
00:08:46,900 --> 00:08:47,900
Couple of naked ladies.
248
00:08:47,900 --> 00:08:49,100
Let's get weird.
249
00:08:49,300 --> 00:08:50,900
Yeah. Yeah, I'd like that.
250
00:08:50,900 --> 00:08:52,100
Let's do that, Bert.
Thank you.
251
00:08:52,100 --> 00:08:53,500
Sure thing,
chumpalyfriend.
252
00:08:53,500 --> 00:08:55,500
- Ok!
- Oh!
253
00:08:55,500 --> 00:08:56,800
Aww.
254
00:08:57,600 --> 00:08:59,200
You want to throw
a party for Ted?
255
00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:00,100
Yeah,
you hate Ted!
256
00:09:00,100 --> 00:09:01,600
Like rainy days
and Sundays,
257
00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:03,800
But I love
bachelor parties.
258
00:09:03,800 --> 00:09:05,500
And I am about
to throw a bachelor party
259
00:09:05,500 --> 00:09:07,100
That's gonna slap
all other bachelor parties
260
00:09:07,100 --> 00:09:09,000
In the face
with its private parts.
261
00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:10,800
Yeah.
262
00:09:25,900 --> 00:09:27,000
This way, sir.
263
00:09:33,300 --> 00:09:36,300
A Mr. Oliver is here
to see you, sir.
264
00:09:36,900 --> 00:09:38,400
What can I do you for?
265
00:09:38,700 --> 00:09:40,100
I have your car.
266
00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:46,100
That's very
exciting news.
267
00:09:48,500 --> 00:09:49,900
I- I just need you
to sign this.
268
00:09:49,900 --> 00:09:51,300
Let's have a looksie.
269
00:09:53,900 --> 00:09:55,700
Thank you, Benson,
that'll be all.
270
00:09:55,700 --> 00:09:56,800
Thank you, sir.
271
00:09:56,900 --> 00:09:58,600
Oh, and Benson,
one more thing.
272
00:09:58,600 --> 00:09:59,200
Yes, sir?
273
00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:01,500
Oh! Oh, my god!
274
00:10:01,700 --> 00:10:03,000
It's a paintball gun.
275
00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:03,900
Why would you-Why-
276
00:10:03,900 --> 00:10:05,300
Knock it off, Benson!
You're supposed to be
277
00:10:05,300 --> 00:10:08,000
A gentleman's gentleman,
not a gentleman's wussy.
278
00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:10,000
It's a little game
we play.
279
00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:12,100
- He loves it.
- Right, yeah.
280
00:10:12,200 --> 00:10:14,300
If you could just
sign that.
281
00:10:15,900 --> 00:10:18,400
- I'm not signing this.
- Why?
282
00:10:18,500 --> 00:10:19,900
It's the deal
for my soul.
283
00:10:19,900 --> 00:10:20,900
What?!
284
00:10:21,500 --> 00:10:23,000
And I don't like
being tricked.
285
00:10:23,100 --> 00:10:24,300
No, I'm sorry,
I didn't know.
286
00:10:24,300 --> 00:10:26,500
I honestly thought
this was a delivery slip.
287
00:10:26,500 --> 00:10:28,200
I'd start running
if I were you.
288
00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:29,500
Running? Why?
289
00:10:29,500 --> 00:10:31,400
I just called
for Barry Manilow.
290
00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,400
Did the devil give you
Barry Manilow?
291
00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:45,000
Ohhh! Damn it!
292
00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:50,600
Hey, numb nuts.
293
00:10:51,100 --> 00:10:52,900
You dropped something.
294
00:10:58,900 --> 00:11:01,100
You're lucky this is just
a sprain, Mr. Oliver.
295
00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:04,100
You should have come
see me a day or two ago
296
00:11:04,400 --> 00:11:05,700
Looks like it's been
aggravated.
297
00:11:05,700 --> 00:11:06,700
Yeah.
298
00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:08,700
Well, take a rest
for about a week,
299
00:11:08,800 --> 00:11:09,800
And come back to see me.
300
00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:11,600
Got it. Thank you.
301
00:11:13,300 --> 00:11:15,600
You are lucky
you didn't break anything.
302
00:11:15,900 --> 00:11:17,000
Has anyone
ever told you
303
00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:19,100
You have the bone
density of a canary?
304
00:11:19,100 --> 00:11:21,400
I thought you said this
was going to be light duty.
305
00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:23,800
Oh, the bear, huh?
306
00:11:23,800 --> 00:11:25,800
Yeah, I should have given you
a little head's up on that.
307
00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:27,900
I did give him
the damn thing after all.
308
00:11:28,400 --> 00:11:29,200
Mea culpa, Sammy.
309
00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:31,400
Why didn't you tell me I was
actually going to have this idiot
310
00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:32,600
Sign his soul over?
311
00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:34,300
I was just trying
to protect you,
312
00:11:34,600 --> 00:11:36,000
From yourself.
313
00:11:36,100 --> 00:11:39,100
Now the minute you saw what was on that paper
You'd get all nervous and blow it.
314
00:11:39,100 --> 00:11:40,200
Ignorance is bliss.
315
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,600
- Well, I know now.
- Well, that changes nothing.
316
00:11:43,100 --> 00:11:46,300
I want that guy's John
Hancock on that document.
317
00:11:46,300 --> 00:11:50,700
I need the guarantee that only a
signature can provide, all right?
318
00:11:50,900 --> 00:11:52,900
You know how verbal agreements
hold up in court.
319
00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:54,900
They fold like
a Dutch hooker.
320
00:11:55,900 --> 00:11:56,800
He's no innocent.
321
00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:59,200
You know, that guy
is a douche bag.
322
00:11:59,500 --> 00:12:01,000
You saw how he lives.
323
00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:03,600
I own your soul, you got
to live up to the bargain.
324
00:12:04,500 --> 00:12:07,400
So why should that character
just skate into the high life?
325
00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:14,100
Beep beep beep!
326
00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:16,800
Whoa, wait, take it easy!
327
00:12:16,900 --> 00:12:18,500
This equipment's expensive.
328
00:12:19,300 --> 00:12:20,800
Nice Robo-Cast, by the way.
329
00:12:20,900 --> 00:12:22,400
You finally
went to the doctor.
330
00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:24,900
Yeah, I really screwed it up
after I was chased by a bear.
331
00:12:24,900 --> 00:12:26,300
What?! A bear?
332
00:12:26,300 --> 00:12:28,300
Yeah. One minute I'm dropping
off a car for the devil,
333
00:12:28,300 --> 00:12:30,500
The next thing
I know, a bear!
334
00:12:30,700 --> 00:12:31,500
It's not funny.
335
00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:32,300
Come on.
336
00:12:32,300 --> 00:12:33,800
All right, maybe
it's a little funny.
337
00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:35,400
Oh, I just wish
I would have been there.
338
00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:38,100
I really miss
hanging with you guys.
339
00:12:38,400 --> 00:12:39,500
I can't believe
I'm about to say this,
340
00:12:39,500 --> 00:12:42,300
But I think I might prefer
missions for the devil
341
00:12:42,300 --> 00:12:44,100
Than this suck ass
management job.
342
00:12:44,100 --> 00:12:46,000
Oh, well, we're about to go
out there in a little bit.
343
00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:47,100
You want to join?
344
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,400
Who do I have
to screw around here
345
00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:51,500
To change out
my register?
346
00:12:52,900 --> 00:12:54,800
That's my life right now.
347
00:12:57,600 --> 00:12:59,600
Next order of business...
348
00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:00,000
Yes.
349
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,600
Ah, entertainment.
350
00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:04,800
Right. So I reached out to
some folks at the clown college.
351
00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:05,400
What-What?
352
00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:07,100
And they said that
their first year students
353
00:13:07,100 --> 00:13:09,000
Can work for cheap,
and they're great
354
00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,400
At doing
balloon animals.
355
00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:12,600
However, they're very limited
in their unicycle skills-
356
00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:14,700
What-What are you
talking about, clowns?
357
00:13:14,700 --> 00:13:16,300
It's a bachelor party, Ben!
358
00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:17,800
Well, key word
there is party.
359
00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:19,600
So when I think of
party, I think clowns.
360
00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:22,300
Well, I disagree. Keyword
there is bachelor, all right?
361
00:13:22,300 --> 00:13:24,400
So go ahead and call
the stripper college.
362
00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:26,000
Sock, trust me,
clowns!
363
00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:28,700
Ben, trust me, strippers.
364
00:13:29,900 --> 00:13:31,700
I got it-
Stripper clowns!
365
00:13:31,700 --> 00:13:34,200
Oohhh!
366
00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:36,500
That's gonna be-
Oh, my god!
367
00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:39,200
I can't believe we just had a
genius idea at the same time!
368
00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:41,500
It's like the Reese's cup
of party entertainment!
369
00:13:41,500 --> 00:13:43,000
You got your peanut butter
in my chocolate, buddy.
370
00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:45,100
- I'm swirling.
- Oh, Ted, Ted, Ted!
371
00:13:45,100 --> 00:13:46,100
Just the man
we wanted to see.
372
00:13:46,100 --> 00:13:47,100
You are not going
to believe
373
00:13:47,100 --> 00:13:49,200
What we just invented
for your bachelor party.
374
00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:50,200
Forget about it.
375
00:13:50,700 --> 00:13:51,600
The wedding's off.
376
00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:53,200
No, no, no!
What'd you do?!
377
00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:54,200
Nothing.
378
00:13:54,700 --> 00:13:56,400
I went over to discuss
flower arrangements,
379
00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:59,500
And it seems my fiancée had no
idea that she was my fiancée.
380
00:13:59,500 --> 00:14:03,500
Oh! Apparently she thought my
proposal was some kind of joke.
381
00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:05,100
A sick,
382
00:14:05,100 --> 00:14:07,400
Sarcastic, dark joke.
383
00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:08,300
Listen, know what
we're going to do?
384
00:14:08,300 --> 00:14:11,100
We are still gonna
have this party.
385
00:14:11,300 --> 00:14:12,600
No, I don't want to,
I don't think it's right.
386
00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:14,400
No, Ted,
it's so right, ok?
387
00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:16,600
Listen, listen, it's a
bachelor party, right?
388
00:14:16,700 --> 00:14:19,300
You are a bachelor. Hell,
you are the bachelor!
389
00:14:19,300 --> 00:14:19,900
Know what I mean?
390
00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:20,800
You're probably
going to be single
391
00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:23,000
- For the rest of your life.
- Probably.
392
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,900
Yeah, so let's
celebrate that.
393
00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:26,700
Huh? The world
is your oyster,
394
00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:29,800
And a man with an oyster
world deserves a party.
395
00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:31,200
- Hmm.
- You think so?
396
00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:32,300
Oh, I know so.
397
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:35,900
- Now get away from me.
- Ok.
398
00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:38,300
I can't believe
he almost ruined our party
399
00:14:38,300 --> 00:14:39,400
With his stupid wedding.
400
00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:41,100
Some people can
just be selfish!
401
00:14:41,100 --> 00:14:41,900
Hey.
402
00:14:42,300 --> 00:14:44,100
- Are you two on break?
- Always.
403
00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:46,600
How do you guys feel about
doing some undercover work?
404
00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:53,800
I don't remember ordering
12,000 pounds of bear kibble.
405
00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:56,700
Listen, sir, we just
deliver the stuff, all right?
406
00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:01,000
I don't know why
I'm doing this.
407
00:15:01,900 --> 00:15:03,700
I like to keep
my bear hungry.
408
00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:05,300
You guys know
what I'm saying.
409
00:15:05,300 --> 00:15:06,500
Thank you.
410
00:15:06,500 --> 00:15:08,000
- Oh.
- Hey!
411
00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:10,200
Ta-Dow!
412
00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:12,600
Ow! I got you, Gary!
413
00:15:12,700 --> 00:15:15,400
That form you signed, the
last page was your contract.
414
00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:16,900
You thought you could
screw me over?
415
00:15:16,900 --> 00:15:19,100
Take all this stuff
and get away with it?
416
00:15:19,100 --> 00:15:21,600
I do,
and I did.
417
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,400
"Jim Fartington?"
418
00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:27,200
It's called an alias. What's up!
419
00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:28,500
You know what?
420
00:15:28,900 --> 00:15:30,700
I don't need your stupid
signature, ok?
421
00:15:30,700 --> 00:15:32,400
Look at the way
you're living your life.
422
00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:34,000
Right now
at this very moment,
423
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,900
You're committing about
a million sins.
424
00:15:35,900 --> 00:15:38,000
Greed, gluttony,
425
00:15:38,100 --> 00:15:40,000
Sloth, pride-
426
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:41,500
- Littering!
- Yeah!
427
00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:43,000
You're a terrible person,
and you're going
428
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:45,800
- To end up in hell when you die!
- No, I'm not.
429
00:15:45,900 --> 00:15:47,900
Because I got it
all worked out.
430
00:15:48,100 --> 00:15:50,900
I can get all this neat
crap without signing.
431
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:53,500
I live it up, and then on my death bed,
432
00:15:53,500 --> 00:15:56,400
At the eleventh
hour, I repent.
433
00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:58,100
You can't just repent!
434
00:15:59,100 --> 00:16:00,000
Can-Can you?
435
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,200
That's what religion's
all about, bro.
436
00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:04,800
Oh, I'm sorry.
My bad, god.
437
00:16:04,900 --> 00:16:07,400
He'd look like a total
jerk if he shut me out.
438
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,400
Oh, it's brilliant
in its simplicity.
439
00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:11,500
Thanks. Now get
the hell out of here
440
00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:13,600
Before I bust out
my bear.
441
00:16:13,700 --> 00:16:15,700
He's hungry...
and horny.
442
00:16:15,700 --> 00:16:17,000
Ahh!
443
00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:36,000
What's going on?!
444
00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:38,100
Who ate all the cereal?
445
00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:40,100
Guilty.
446
00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:41,600
Yeah, I can
see that.
447
00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:42,800
Listen, Morgan,
448
00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:45,600
There are rules
in this society, ok?
449
00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:48,100
And rule number 6 is I like
to enjoy a bowl of cereal
450
00:16:48,100 --> 00:16:50,500
While I catch up on my soaps
during the din-Din hour.
451
00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:52,400
Everybody knows that, ok?
452
00:16:52,700 --> 00:16:54,600
I'm gonna let it slide, though,
'cause you're a good guy.
453
00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:56,400
All right? You ever watch
one life to live?
454
00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:58,400
- Can't say that I have.
- Oh-Ho!
455
00:16:58,500 --> 00:16:59,900
Oh, brother,
you're in for a treat!
456
00:16:59,900 --> 00:17:01,700
Man, if you're gonna waste
your life sitting on the sofa,
457
00:17:01,900 --> 00:17:03,400
You might as well do it
with a little OLTL,
458
00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:05,400
- You know what I mean?
- It's crazy train.
459
00:17:07,900 --> 00:17:10,400
That's weird. I had a whole week's
worth of episodes saved on here.
460
00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:12,000
Oh, I erased them.
461
00:17:12,700 --> 00:17:14,900
ESPN classic was running a
marathon on the America's cup!
462
00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:16,400
Man, I had to capture
the memories.
463
00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:20,200
No! Oh, Morgan, you do not
touch another man's DVR!
464
00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:21,900
You might as well
hump my grandma!
465
00:17:21,900 --> 00:17:23,700
Whoa, easy, guy!
It's just a soap opera!
466
00:17:23,700 --> 00:17:25,600
- You shut your mouth!
- Hey.
467
00:17:25,700 --> 00:17:27,500
Whoa. Everything ok?
468
00:17:27,500 --> 00:17:30,500
- No. Morgan erased my stories.
- What?!
469
00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:31,800
Whatever.
470
00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:34,200
Cute running suit.
471
00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:36,000
- Thank you.
- Thanks.
472
00:17:36,300 --> 00:17:38,000
I was talking
to Nina.
473
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:39,600
No, seriously.
474
00:17:39,900 --> 00:17:41,100
You look hot.
475
00:17:41,700 --> 00:17:43,000
Thanks,
Morgan.
476
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,700
Ahem,
thank you.
477
00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:47,300
- You ok?
- Hmm?
478
00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:48,200
Hmm?
479
00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:49,600
Yeah, I'm fine.
480
00:17:50,100 --> 00:17:51,700
Uh, I'm gonna go
take a shower.
481
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,600
That's not cool, Morgan.
You do not hit on Nina.
482
00:17:57,600 --> 00:18:00,400
- I love that girl.
- Hey, man, listen.
483
00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:01,900
I may not live
by a lot of rules,
484
00:18:01,900 --> 00:18:04,300
But if there's one
that I stick to,
485
00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:06,400
It's bros before hoes.
All right, man?
486
00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:09,200
I would never do anything to
get in between you and Nina.
487
00:18:09,700 --> 00:18:10,700
All right.
488
00:18:10,700 --> 00:18:12,500
Ok, look.
Come on, Benji,
489
00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:14,700
I'll let you make me
a sandwich. Let's go.
490
00:18:14,900 --> 00:18:16,400
Just like the way
you like to.
491
00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:17,500
Ok.
492
00:18:43,300 --> 00:18:44,400
Sorry.
493
00:18:45,300 --> 00:18:48,000
The, uh,
the door was open.
494
00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:53,600
It's all right.
495
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,900
Accidents happen, right?
496
00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:08,600
Ok, did she cry
and then spit up,
497
00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:10,600
Or did she spit up and cry?
498
00:19:11,100 --> 00:19:13,800
What-What does
the spit smell like?
499
00:19:15,700 --> 00:19:17,400
Uh... all right,
you know what,
500
00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:20,100
If she does it again, just
take a whiff and call me back.
501
00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:21,300
All right, bye.
502
00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:23,900
Sorry, sorry.
503
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,100
Is the baby ok?
504
00:19:25,100 --> 00:19:27,800
That was like your
fifth call to check in.
505
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:29,200
Oh, she's fine.
I'm just being
506
00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:31,100
A stereotypical
nervous parent.
507
00:19:31,700 --> 00:19:32,800
So, uh,
508
00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:34,600
What have you guys
been up to, huh?
509
00:19:34,700 --> 00:19:35,500
How are things?
510
00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:37,500
Well, not super.
511
00:19:37,500 --> 00:19:38,700
I need to get this guy for the devil,
512
00:19:38,700 --> 00:19:40,100
But he keeps giving us the slip.
513
00:19:40,100 --> 00:19:41,300
Ahh.
514
00:19:41,500 --> 00:19:43,100
So what was his scene
before he died?
515
00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:44,600
Oh, he hasn't died yet.
516
00:19:44,700 --> 00:19:46,500
Wait-He's still alive?
517
00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:48,600
Yeah. He sold his
soul to the devil.
518
00:19:48,700 --> 00:19:50,400
I gotta get him to
sign his paperwork.
519
00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:52,600
No, no, no. Sam,
you can't do this.
520
00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:54,700
Yeah, no, I can,
and I want to.
521
00:19:55,100 --> 00:19:55,900
You don't know
this guy.
522
00:19:55,900 --> 00:19:56,300
Yeah.
523
00:19:56,300 --> 00:19:58,900
Sam, sending escaped souls
back to hell,
524
00:19:58,900 --> 00:20:01,000
That is one thing, but you
don't want to be the one
525
00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:04,300
Damning a mortal for
an eternity of torment.
526
00:20:04,300 --> 00:20:06,700
That's crossing a line that
you just don't want to cross.
527
00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:08,400
That is pure evil.
528
00:20:09,300 --> 00:20:11,600
You'd be no different
than the devil himself.
529
00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:14,100
Ooh, ok, now in all
fairness to Samuel here,
530
00:20:14,100 --> 00:20:16,800
- The guys is an enormous dick.
- Yeah.
531
00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:18,900
No, he's right.
You're right.
532
00:20:20,100 --> 00:20:20,800
Thank you.
You know,
533
00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:23,800
I guess I just got used to putting
my head down and doing the job.
534
00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:25,400
I lost sight
of the big picture.
535
00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:26,600
Ah, well,
that's why I'm here.
536
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:28,800
And... I have to go.
537
00:20:29,100 --> 00:20:31,900
Oh, my god, you are
so baby whipped.
538
00:20:32,300 --> 00:20:34,700
No, uh, actually, I have
some friends coming over.
539
00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:35,600
You know what,
540
00:20:36,100 --> 00:20:38,300
Why don't you guys, uh,
why don't you guys join me?
541
00:20:38,300 --> 00:20:40,300
I think you can get
a lot out of it.
542
00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:41,500
Sounds good. Let's go.
543
00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:48,200
Is that Jessie's girl?
544
00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:49,800
That's my jam.
545
00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:52,900
Wait until you see
what we've got.
546
00:21:02,500 --> 00:21:07,000
And now, a reading from one
of Steve's favorite works,
547
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,600
The between
boyfriends book.
548
00:21:08,900 --> 00:21:11,200
Don't you love it?
All Steve, all the time.
549
00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:12,200
Yeah.
550
00:21:12,900 --> 00:21:14,300
What is all this?
551
00:21:14,900 --> 00:21:17,500
Well, these chosen few
are what's left
552
00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:20,500
Of our failed rebellion
against Satan.
553
00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:23,500
But we're all on
the path of Steve now.
554
00:21:25,100 --> 00:21:28,100
You see, Sam,
Steve was a demon
555
00:21:28,300 --> 00:21:30,100
Who ascended to heaven.
556
00:21:30,300 --> 00:21:33,400
That means that god is willing
to forgive a multitude of sins
557
00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:35,900
And that there's a chance
for us all.
558
00:21:36,100 --> 00:21:38,600
You see, through him,
through Steve,
559
00:21:38,700 --> 00:21:42,900
We've learned that we can regain
the right to enter heaven again.
560
00:21:44,300 --> 00:21:45,800
We're living his way,
561
00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:49,800
Earning our wings
one good deed at a time.
562
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,000
Steventology, nice.
563
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,000
So, Sam, if you ever
feel like you're slipping
564
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:58,800
In your fight against Satan,
please use us a refuge.
565
00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:01,200
We're here for you, Sam.
566
00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:02,900
Thank you.
567
00:22:02,900 --> 00:22:04,600
Goose pâté Anyone?
568
00:22:05,100 --> 00:22:06,200
Nina?
569
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:08,300
Ben!
570
00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:10,600
Hey.
571
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:12,900
What are you
doing here?
572
00:22:12,900 --> 00:22:16,400
I thought... you were going
to be out drinking too much.
573
00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:24,100
What are you
doing here?
574
00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:26,800
Following
the "path of Steve."
575
00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:28,800
What other secrets
are you hiding from me?
576
00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:30,100
None, babe. I swear.
577
00:22:30,100 --> 00:22:32,600
I just didn't know how to
explain this one to you.
578
00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:35,500
And let's face it. You can be
a little bit judgy at times.
579
00:22:35,500 --> 00:22:37,400
I'm sick of you
hiding stuff from me.
580
00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:38,800
You should be happy
about this.
581
00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:40,400
I'm doing it for you.
582
00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:41,700
How's that?
583
00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:45,700
You make me want to be
a better demon.
584
00:22:56,800 --> 00:22:58,300
Just no more secrets,
ok?
585
00:22:58,300 --> 00:23:00,400
No, no more secrets.
586
00:23:00,900 --> 00:23:02,500
Steve's honor.
587
00:23:07,300 --> 00:23:09,200
Hey, you.
How's it going?
588
00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:10,700
Honestly?
Not great.
589
00:23:10,700 --> 00:23:13,100
I have to fill out,
like, 220 hr forms-
590
00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:13,600
- Right.
- To fill out,
591
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:15,100
And then I still have to
correct an inventory-
592
00:23:15,100 --> 00:23:17,800
Right, right, right. Yeah,
your life is in the crapper.
593
00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:20,400
Listen, I needs me
a little favor-O, ok?
594
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:22,800
As you may know, we've been
planning a party for Ted.
595
00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:25,100
Little bachelor party.
And in the midst of planning,
596
00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:27,400
We may have hit one or two
little budget restraints.
597
00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:28,500
Yeah. I'm not giving you
any money.
598
00:23:28,500 --> 00:23:30,300
Whoa, Andi, please!
599
00:23:30,300 --> 00:23:32,300
I don't-I don't- I don't
want your money, all right?
600
00:23:32,300 --> 00:23:35,300
What I want is the work
bench for one night, please.
601
00:23:35,300 --> 00:23:36,900
Ha ha.
602
00:23:36,900 --> 00:23:39,200
- Absolutely not.
- Why not?
603
00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:41,500
Because it totally goes
against company policy,
604
00:23:41,500 --> 00:23:43,500
And it violates about
a bajillion codes.
605
00:23:43,500 --> 00:23:45,200
Codes? Policy?
606
00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:47,700
Come here. I want to show you
something. Listen. Listen to me.
607
00:23:48,100 --> 00:23:50,600
All right. You see that big bag
of sadness standing right there?
608
00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:52,200
That's what
this party's about.
609
00:23:52,500 --> 00:23:54,700
He's dead inside.
610
00:23:55,300 --> 00:23:56,700
Sorry.
No party.
611
00:23:56,700 --> 00:23:58,800
Oh, wow. Wow-Ee.
612
00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:00,600
The conversion
is complete, huh?
613
00:24:01,100 --> 00:24:04,100
All hail Andi Palpatine,
dark lord of the work bench.
614
00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:05,200
I guess people
are right about you.
615
00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:07,100
- What does that mean?
- Oh, nothing. You know.
616
00:24:07,100 --> 00:24:08,000
Just don't think
people really like
617
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,300
This new Andi-Thing
you've become.
618
00:24:10,300 --> 00:24:11,800
Oh, that's crap.
619
00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:15,300
You know,
people like me.
620
00:24:15,300 --> 00:24:17,900
Oh, they do, huh? Ok.
Tell me this, smarty-Pants.
621
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:18,800
Where were you last week
622
00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:21,100
When the entire paint
department went go-Carting?
623
00:24:22,500 --> 00:24:23,400
I didn't know
that they went.
624
00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:25,400
Exactly.
Because no one told you
625
00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:28,600
Because nobody likes you,
boss lady.
626
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:33,600
Ok.
627
00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:36,300
Ok!
628
00:24:37,500 --> 00:24:38,300
Throw your party.
629
00:24:38,300 --> 00:24:40,100
Yes. Hot dog!
630
00:24:40,100 --> 00:24:42,100
Oh, Andi,
I knew you'd come through.
631
00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:44,000
You're going to become
a legend for this.
632
00:24:44,500 --> 00:24:45,600
A legend.
633
00:24:57,700 --> 00:25:00,900
Ladies, we have discovered
the fountain of youth.
634
00:25:00,900 --> 00:25:04,100
Right here
in this little vial,
635
00:25:04,300 --> 00:25:07,600
A purified protein
that relaxes the muscles,
636
00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:10,800
Smoothes the skin,
eliminates the wrinkles.
637
00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:13,300
Who would like
to go first?
638
00:25:13,900 --> 00:25:15,400
- Phyllis?
- Yeah!
639
00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:19,700
Come here, darling.
640
00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:28,400
Wow!
641
00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:32,700
We'll continue on
with the rest of you
642
00:25:32,700 --> 00:25:34,300
After I grab
a quick snack.
643
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:38,400
Well, that was gross.
644
00:25:39,100 --> 00:25:41,500
Vanity, is one of my favorites.
645
00:25:41,500 --> 00:25:43,500
Look how happy
I make them, Sammy,
646
00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:45,300
Injecting them
with botulism.
647
00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:46,700
You know, you got some
pretty nasty crows feet.
648
00:25:46,700 --> 00:25:49,000
- Want me to pump you up?
- No, I'm good. Thank you.
649
00:25:49,900 --> 00:25:50,900
Hey...
650
00:25:51,100 --> 00:25:52,500
Did you get Gary to sign?
651
00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:54,500
No, and I'm never
going to.
652
00:25:54,500 --> 00:25:55,900
It's not my job
to acquire souls,
653
00:25:55,900 --> 00:25:56,900
And I don't appreciate you
654
00:25:56,900 --> 00:25:58,400
Setting me up
to cross that line.
655
00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:00,600
Well, hey, you can't
blame me for trying.
656
00:26:01,500 --> 00:26:03,900
Still, you know, that
Gary really chaps my ass.
657
00:26:04,100 --> 00:26:05,900
I rarely ever do
verbal agreements.
658
00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:09,500
I just assumed you'd be able
to close the deal on him.
659
00:26:09,900 --> 00:26:11,100
I think
he's a lost cause.
660
00:26:11,100 --> 00:26:13,500
He has a plan to repent
in the eleventh hour.
661
00:26:13,500 --> 00:26:14,700
Oh, ho, ho.
662
00:26:14,700 --> 00:26:16,900
That old
eleventh hour chestnut, huh?
663
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:19,900
I love that one.
God's perfect loophole.
664
00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:21,400
Does that work?
665
00:26:21,500 --> 00:26:23,100
Not if I get him
in the tenth hour.
666
00:26:25,300 --> 00:26:27,800
I guess maybe I'll just
reel him in right now, huh,
667
00:26:28,500 --> 00:26:31,700
While he's running around
sinning like a nun at Mardi Gras,
668
00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:33,500
Before he even thinks
of repenting.
669
00:26:33,500 --> 00:26:34,200
Wait, wait. Hold on.
670
00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:36,400
You can't just kill him,
can you?
671
00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:38,900
I don't need
to kill him myself.
672
00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:40,400
I know it may be hard
to believe,
673
00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:43,000
But you know, I hang with
a pretty rough crowd.
674
00:26:43,500 --> 00:26:46,500
You know, I got a guy who
literally kills for Madonna tickets?
675
00:26:46,900 --> 00:26:48,000
All right.
676
00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:49,600
Thanks for the info,
though.
677
00:26:49,900 --> 00:26:51,100
Nice job buddy.
678
00:26:51,500 --> 00:26:52,900
Don't you worry
about Gary.
679
00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:55,300
I'll take care of him.
680
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,000
Yeah, on the one hand,
Gary is a turd.
681
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,300
Mm-Hmm.
If it's brown, flush 'er down.
682
00:27:04,300 --> 00:27:06,500
But if I don't warn him that the
devil's going to have him killed,
683
00:27:06,500 --> 00:27:08,200
That makes me responsible.
684
00:27:08,300 --> 00:27:09,900
I'd be an accomplice
to his murder.
685
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:11,700
That's a lot for one man's conscience.
686
00:27:11,700 --> 00:27:13,200
Why are we even doing
this dance?
687
00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:14,800
We all know you're not going to sit back
688
00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:15,900
And watch this guy
get killed.
689
00:27:15,900 --> 00:27:17,100
That's not
the game you play.
690
00:27:17,100 --> 00:27:17,700
He's right.
691
00:27:17,700 --> 00:27:19,200
So I guess
I'll just, what,
692
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:21,000
Tell him that the devil's
putting a hit on him?
693
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:22,200
Exactly.
Sounds good to me.
694
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:23,800
Now, since we're already
having a house meeting.
695
00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:26,000
We need to talk
about your brother.
696
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:27,200
Morgan's
got to go.
697
00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:28,800
Why?
You guys love him.
698
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:30,200
Well, we did love him
699
00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:31,300
Until he ate everything
in the house
700
00:27:31,300 --> 00:27:33,000
And erased
one life to live.
701
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:34,200
- Seriously?
- Yeah.
702
00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:35,500
I was, like,
5 episodes behind.
703
00:27:35,500 --> 00:27:38,100
And I think he's gonna
make a move on Nina.
704
00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:39,500
She's a decent lady,
Sam.
705
00:27:39,500 --> 00:27:41,300
But she has
her weaknesses.
706
00:27:41,300 --> 00:27:43,000
And it's only
a matter of time
707
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:45,800
Before she falls for those
glorious pecs and glistening abs.
708
00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:48,800
Mmm-Hmm. You need to nudge that
little birdie out of the nest.
709
00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:56,200
Hey, Morgan.
710
00:27:57,300 --> 00:27:58,200
Uh...
711
00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:01,400
We need to talk.
712
00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:02,900
You're kicking me out,
right?
713
00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:06,000
I was listening
to your meeting.
714
00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:08,500
You really think
I got a shot with Nina?
715
00:28:08,500 --> 00:28:10,100
Oh, come on.
Forget Nina.
716
00:28:10,300 --> 00:28:11,800
Do you have any idea
how lucky you are?
717
00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:12,900
You are free
of the devil!
718
00:28:12,900 --> 00:28:14,500
You can do
anything you want.
719
00:28:14,500 --> 00:28:16,100
Yeah. What's that?
720
00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:18,700
That's something you got
to figure out for yourself.
721
00:28:18,900 --> 00:28:20,200
I mean, come on.
That's what life's all about,
722
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:23,100
Finding something you want
and going out and getting it.
723
00:28:23,100 --> 00:28:26,500
The important part is...
going out.
724
00:28:26,500 --> 00:28:28,500
How am I going to do that?
Look at me.
725
00:28:28,500 --> 00:28:30,400
I'm useless without
dad's backing.
726
00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:31,900
Come on.
That's ridiculous.
727
00:28:31,900 --> 00:28:34,200
You can do it
because you're Morgan!
728
00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:36,700
You get stuff done.
You got focus,
729
00:28:36,700 --> 00:28:41,200
Charm, good looks,
a massive, massive ego.
730
00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:43,900
You just-You got
to find yourself a goal.
731
00:28:43,900 --> 00:28:45,400
Something to reach for.
732
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:47,700
Easy for you
to say, Sam.
733
00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:49,000
You got
everything you want.
734
00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:50,800
Hell, man. You have everything I want.
735
00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:52,800
And if I could,
I'd give it to you.
736
00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:54,300
Look, Morgan,
I got to go.
737
00:28:56,100 --> 00:28:57,400
Find yourself a goal.
738
00:28:58,200 --> 00:28:59,700
'Cause you got
to get out of here.
739
00:29:17,700 --> 00:29:18,700
Enough, already.
740
00:29:18,700 --> 00:29:21,200
The cat-And-Mouse stuff was fun,
but I'm tired of it.
741
00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:22,700
Now leave before I send
1,000 volts
742
00:29:22,700 --> 00:29:24,400
From your eyeballs
to your a-Hole.
743
00:29:25,700 --> 00:29:27,400
Listen, listen.
I came to warn you.
744
00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:29,000
The devil's not going to
give up on your soul.
745
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:30,800
He knows about
your eleventh hour plan,
746
00:29:30,900 --> 00:29:32,900
And he's putting a hit
out on you right now.
747
00:29:34,500 --> 00:29:36,300
Oh, crap!
Oh, crap!
748
00:29:36,300 --> 00:29:38,700
Yeah. You better do
your repenting thing now.
749
00:29:38,700 --> 00:29:40,200
I mean it! You might
not have a lot of time.
750
00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:42,400
About that. How exactly does one repent?
751
00:29:43,500 --> 00:29:44,600
You don't know?
752
00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:45,800
Not really.
753
00:29:46,100 --> 00:29:47,100
That was
your whole thing-
754
00:29:47,100 --> 00:29:48,500
Repent in
the eleventh hour.
755
00:29:48,500 --> 00:29:50,800
But that's when I thought the
eleventh hour was decades away.
756
00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:54,000
I figured I'd join a class
or take up bible study.
757
00:29:56,300 --> 00:29:58,100
I may know somebody
who could help.
758
00:30:08,300 --> 00:30:10,100
Cheer up, sad clown.
759
00:30:10,100 --> 00:30:13,300
This forecast calls
for rain.
760
00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:18,000
Hi.
761
00:30:18,700 --> 00:30:21,500
You are
a beautiful clown.
762
00:30:21,900 --> 00:30:24,600
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my gosh.
763
00:30:25,500 --> 00:30:27,000
Could you?
764
00:30:27,900 --> 00:30:29,200
Ooh, what do you want?
765
00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:30,500
A doggie.
766
00:30:30,500 --> 00:30:32,500
Ohh.
767
00:30:49,300 --> 00:30:50,800
Nice balloon dog.
768
00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:51,700
What are you doing here?
769
00:30:51,700 --> 00:30:53,100
Well, "new Andi"
is here
770
00:30:53,100 --> 00:30:54,300
To make sure you don't
burn the place down.
771
00:30:54,300 --> 00:30:55,200
Oh, I'm sure she is.
772
00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:58,600
"Old Andi" is here to
laugh at stuff like that...
773
00:30:58,600 --> 00:30:59,800
Chug! Chug!
774
00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:03,300
Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug!
775
00:31:03,300 --> 00:31:05,600
Time of my life!
I love it!
776
00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:07,100
Oh
777
00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:09,800
Oh!
778
00:31:11,900 --> 00:31:14,100
Come on in! This is
the best time ever!
779
00:31:14,100 --> 00:31:15,300
Oh, Ted, I love you.
780
00:31:15,300 --> 00:31:16,700
You are never going to see
something like that again.
781
00:31:16,700 --> 00:31:18,400
That is a once-In-A-Lifetime
event right there.
782
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:20,200
Andi, boilermaker.
Let's do it
783
00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:21,000
No, no, no, no.
784
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:22,500
Do it for "old Andi."
Do it for "old Andi."
785
00:31:22,500 --> 00:31:23,200
- No!
- Come on.
786
00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:24,000
Yeah, drop it in there.
787
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,000
You know what?
Screw it.
788
00:31:27,100 --> 00:31:33,400
- Let's do it!
- Come on, chug! Chug!
789
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:35,600
Hey, wrong party, guy.
790
00:31:35,700 --> 00:31:37,300
Didn't order any office
strippers, sorry.
791
00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:40,100
We're from the home office.
Who's in charge here?
792
00:31:40,100 --> 00:31:42,000
Whoo!
793
00:31:42,100 --> 00:31:46,700
I am the master!
794
00:31:49,100 --> 00:31:50,000
Hi.
795
00:31:50,900 --> 00:31:53,200
Welcome to the work
bench. Can I help you?
796
00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:55,300
We received a call tonight
about a party here
797
00:31:55,300 --> 00:31:57,100
From mister Ted Gallagher?
798
00:31:57,100 --> 00:32:00,700
- Ted?
- Whoo! Oh!
799
00:32:00,700 --> 00:32:03,400
Phew. Hey, guys.
800
00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:05,300
Thanks for coming.
801
00:32:05,300 --> 00:32:07,500
Ted? Why, after all the
stuff we did for you-
802
00:32:07,500 --> 00:32:08,600
And I appreciate it.
803
00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:10,400
This is the nicest thing
that anyone's ever done for me.
804
00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:11,900
But rules are rules,
805
00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:14,600
And this tiger doesn't change
his stripes for nobody.
806
00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:17,700
Miss Prendergast, can we
speak to you for a moment?
807
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:24,000
Ohh. That's, uh...
808
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:25,500
That's a shame.
809
00:32:25,700 --> 00:32:27,600
- Such wasted talent.
- Run.
810
00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:28,900
Sorry?
811
00:32:28,900 --> 00:32:30,500
Run! Ted!
812
00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:44,200
Where is everybody?
813
00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:46,400
The boys went to
a bachelor party.
814
00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:51,000
Mmm. Why would Ben leave you
behind for a bachelor party?
815
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,900
It's ok.
I trust Ben.
816
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:55,300
He's a good guy.
817
00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:57,900
Not like you.
818
00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:00,300
You're a bad boy,
aren't you?
819
00:33:01,500 --> 00:33:03,000
You have no idea.
820
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:04,600
I think I can imagine.
821
00:33:08,300 --> 00:33:10,600
I've always wanted
to be with a demon.
822
00:33:13,300 --> 00:33:14,600
I shouldn't.
823
00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:16,300
Why not?
824
00:33:19,500 --> 00:33:20,600
I'm...
825
00:33:21,500 --> 00:33:24,700
Trying to break this cycle
that I'm in of...
826
00:33:25,100 --> 00:33:27,700
Going after
evil guys like you.
827
00:33:28,100 --> 00:33:30,100
Yeah, but I'm not
even really a bad boy.
828
00:33:30,100 --> 00:33:31,700
You said you were.
829
00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:33,400
Yeah. That was just
to get you in bed.
830
00:33:34,100 --> 00:33:35,600
I don't know.
831
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:39,200
What do I have to do
to prove it to you?
832
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:41,700
You could...
833
00:33:42,300 --> 00:33:45,000
Go to my prayer meeting
with me tonight.
834
00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:47,200
Religion.
835
00:33:48,100 --> 00:33:49,700
Sounds kinky.
836
00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:51,900
I'll go get my coat.
837
00:33:57,900 --> 00:33:59,300
So you see, Gary,
praying is great.
838
00:33:59,300 --> 00:34:01,000
Never hurts
to communicate.
839
00:34:01,100 --> 00:34:02,900
But if you want
to get into heaven,
840
00:34:03,100 --> 00:34:04,400
It's about
more than words.
841
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:06,200
It's about
the path of Steve.
842
00:34:06,500 --> 00:34:09,800
And that path is paved
through action, Gary.
843
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:11,300
Good deeds.
844
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:13,000
I see.
845
00:34:14,300 --> 00:34:15,300
Wow.
846
00:34:17,900 --> 00:34:20,800
That is the dumbest load of
crap that I've ever heard.
847
00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:22,600
The path of Steve?
848
00:34:22,700 --> 00:34:23,900
Good lord!
849
00:34:24,100 --> 00:34:25,400
Tony's right, Gary.
850
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:28,700
There's still hope. There's
time to seek redemption.
851
00:34:28,700 --> 00:34:29,900
Listen to Tony.
852
00:34:30,500 --> 00:34:31,800
How are you guys
doing that?
853
00:34:32,100 --> 00:34:33,900
- Doing what?
- That.
854
00:34:37,700 --> 00:34:38,800
What are you
talking about?
855
00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:41,300
The guy on the tv.
He's talking to me.
856
00:34:41,300 --> 00:34:42,700
They can't see me, Gary.
857
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:45,000
This isn't funny.
Don't mock us.
858
00:34:45,300 --> 00:34:46,600
I know how
to make him believe you.
859
00:34:46,900 --> 00:34:48,400
Kiss him.
It's ok. Go ahead.
860
00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:50,800
But when you do, make sure
you give him one of these.
861
00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:54,300
He's telling me
to do this.
862
00:35:00,900 --> 00:35:03,000
Well, he's definitely
getting pointers from Steve.
863
00:35:03,300 --> 00:35:04,400
You can tell by that?
864
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:06,200
Well, he did
the double butt grab.
865
00:35:06,900 --> 00:35:08,700
That's Steve's
signature move.
866
00:35:12,900 --> 00:35:14,000
What does
Steve want?
867
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:15,500
I need you
to warn Sam.
868
00:35:15,500 --> 00:35:17,200
He's telling me
to warn you.
869
00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:19,000
Warn me
about what?
870
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:20,700
Probably me.
871
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:24,200
Morgan?
872
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:26,000
You should be really
proud of yourself, Sam.
873
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:27,500
You gave me
some good advice.
874
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:29,200
I mean,
I have a goal now.
875
00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:30,600
Oh, not to
mention...
876
00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:32,800
I found
my killer instinct.
877
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:33,900
Where did you get
a gun?
878
00:35:33,900 --> 00:35:35,500
Oh, I'm always
strapped, honey.
879
00:35:35,500 --> 00:35:36,500
Morgan,
what are you doing?
880
00:35:36,500 --> 00:35:39,200
Taking your advice.
Taking charge.
881
00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:40,600
I want to be back
on dad's good side,
882
00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:42,800
And I'm going to do that
by getting rid of you,
883
00:35:43,100 --> 00:35:44,300
And then, I'm going to
turn in these traitors
884
00:35:44,300 --> 00:35:45,700
And be rewarded.
885
00:35:48,100 --> 00:35:49,400
Thanks
for the pep talk.
886
00:36:03,500 --> 00:36:05,000
Oh, that's unfortunate.
887
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:07,000
I just had this carpet cleaned.
888
00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:15,100
Just watch
the doorway.
889
00:36:15,500 --> 00:36:16,300
Great.
890
00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:20,100
You got the door open, so..
891
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:21,900
Heavy, huh?
892
00:36:22,100 --> 00:36:23,000
Thank you.
893
00:36:24,300 --> 00:36:25,700
Sorry about the mess.
894
00:36:25,700 --> 00:36:26,800
Ah, what are you
going to do?
895
00:36:27,300 --> 00:36:28,600
I can't believe
that just happened.
896
00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:30,300
I can't believe
you killed Morgan.
897
00:36:30,300 --> 00:36:31,900
We had to do it, Sam.
898
00:36:31,900 --> 00:36:34,100
We're required to hunt
the devil's offspring
899
00:36:34,100 --> 00:36:35,700
And destroy them
900
00:36:35,900 --> 00:36:37,700
In order to prevent
Armageddon.
901
00:36:38,500 --> 00:36:40,600
Sorry. I just
couldn't tell anyone.
902
00:36:40,700 --> 00:36:41,400
Yeah, but what about me?
903
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:42,600
I'm the son
of the devil.
904
00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:43,700
You're different.
905
00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:46,300
You have
your own destiny.
906
00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:47,600
Steve told me that, too.
907
00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:49,400
How am I different?
What else did he say?
908
00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:52,200
Nothing.
Everything.
909
00:36:52,500 --> 00:36:53,600
I can't explain.
910
00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:55,700
I heard his thoughts,
I felt his presence.
911
00:36:55,700 --> 00:36:58,100
I've never experienced
anything like that before.
912
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:00,100
I have to go.
913
00:37:00,900 --> 00:37:02,500
I have
to give it all away.
914
00:37:02,900 --> 00:37:04,100
Give what away?
915
00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:07,700
I'm shedding all
my material possessions
916
00:37:07,900 --> 00:37:09,400
And helping those
who need it.
917
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:12,400
And don't worry.
I won't tell anyone
918
00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:14,600
About the murder that
occurred here tonight.
919
00:37:30,500 --> 00:37:32,200
Well, look
who's together.
920
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:34,800
Ben, come on.
It's not like that.
921
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:36,900
I know.
I trust you.
922
00:37:36,900 --> 00:37:38,400
You're not like Morgan.
923
00:37:41,100 --> 00:37:42,100
Nina, I don't know
what I'd do
924
00:37:42,100 --> 00:37:43,500
If you were with
that guy.
925
00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:49,400
Oh, no.
What did you do?
926
00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:50,700
And I want the truth.
927
00:37:51,500 --> 00:37:52,500
I, uh...
928
00:37:53,900 --> 00:37:55,400
I'm gonna go get
something to eat.
929
00:38:08,100 --> 00:38:09,700
I sort of...
930
00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:12,900
Acted like I would have sex with Morgan
931
00:38:12,900 --> 00:38:14,500
So he would come with me
to Tony's house
932
00:38:14,500 --> 00:38:16,300
So I could kill him.
933
00:38:17,900 --> 00:38:21,400
I'm still assigned to kill
the offspring of the devil,
934
00:38:21,500 --> 00:38:23,500
Like I tried to do
with Sam.
935
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:28,400
So all that flirting
was...
936
00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:30,400
Was just me
setting a trap.
937
00:38:30,700 --> 00:38:32,700
You're a demon assassin.
938
00:38:36,500 --> 00:38:38,400
You're just
a demon assassin!
939
00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:41,500
A faithful,
not-Cheating-On-Me assassin.
940
00:38:41,500 --> 00:38:44,000
Give me some sugar,
baby. Mmm!
941
00:38:44,300 --> 00:38:45,600
Mmmm!
942
00:38:49,900 --> 00:38:50,800
Don't mind me.
943
00:38:51,900 --> 00:38:53,700
Oh! Just looking
for this right here.
944
00:38:54,300 --> 00:38:55,200
Sock!
945
00:38:56,100 --> 00:38:57,800
Did you bring home
a stripper clown?
946
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:00,200
Oh, Socky.
947
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:03,300
Let's try it again
with the nose off.
948
00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:19,200
Ohh. Oh.
949
00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:24,000
Where is
our lovely host? Huh?
950
00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:25,900
- Oh, young lady?
- Hmm?
951
00:39:25,900 --> 00:39:28,100
Could you get your
mother Phyllis for me?
952
00:39:28,100 --> 00:39:29,200
Oh, you.
953
00:39:30,900 --> 00:39:33,600
Oh, what could I possibly
do to improve on this look?
954
00:39:33,600 --> 00:39:35,000
Mmm, bigger lips!
955
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:36,000
Ohh.
956
00:39:37,900 --> 00:39:39,700
Oh. They are a bit flat.
957
00:39:39,700 --> 00:39:40,600
Mm-Hmm.
958
00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:47,800
Here, take this.
959
00:39:48,700 --> 00:39:51,100
Why don't you
practice on each other?
960
00:39:53,100 --> 00:39:54,000
What gives, Sammy?
961
00:39:55,100 --> 00:39:56,900
It seems that Gary
has turned down my deal,
962
00:39:56,900 --> 00:39:57,900
And he's driving
his bear
963
00:39:57,900 --> 00:40:00,800
To the Shambala wildlife
preserve tonight.
964
00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:02,000
- Really?
- He's planning to help
965
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:04,400
Tippi Hedren care
for her wild animals.
966
00:40:04,500 --> 00:40:05,800
Well, good for him.
967
00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:07,400
Don't be coy with me.
968
00:40:07,900 --> 00:40:10,000
I think you know
something about this.
969
00:40:10,300 --> 00:40:11,200
I had
to call off his hit
970
00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:13,400
When he took the martyred
highway straight to heaven.
971
00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:16,500
I'm sorry. I couldn't stand
by and let someone die.
972
00:40:16,900 --> 00:40:21,000
Oh, you mean like watching
as a man, a brother,
973
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:23,100
Is ripped apart
by demons?
974
00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:25,100
You know anything
about that?
975
00:40:25,100 --> 00:40:26,400
I didn't do it.
976
00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:33,600
Fratricide, Sammy?
977
00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:35,900
Oh, you constantly
amaze me, man.
978
00:40:36,500 --> 00:40:39,000
Morgan is being tortured
in hell right now.
979
00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:41,400
Keeps calling out
your name.
980
00:40:43,500 --> 00:40:46,200
I just hope ol' Morgan doesn't
figure out a way to escape from hell,
981
00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:47,200
For your sake.
982
00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:49,200
I don't think he's your
biggest fan right now.
983
00:40:50,500 --> 00:40:52,400
Well, where were we,
ladies?
984
00:40:55,500 --> 00:40:58,300
Jeez! Good one.
985
00:40:58,700 --> 00:41:00,000
That was a solid double.
986
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:02,100
Thank you.
I'm a little wet.
987
00:41:02,300 --> 00:41:03,900
Ok, so let me
get this straight.
988
00:41:04,300 --> 00:41:06,000
Steve possessed
this guy,
989
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:08,900
And then he told you
that you're different
990
00:41:08,900 --> 00:41:10,000
Than the other sons
of the devil?
991
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:10,900
He wasn't possessed.
992
00:41:10,900 --> 00:41:13,100
He was speaking to him
on a karaoke DVD.
993
00:41:13,500 --> 00:41:15,800
That makes
much more sense. Right.
994
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:17,800
Well, you know,
different is good, right?
995
00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:19,000
Different
is definitely good.
996
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:20,000
Right.
997
00:41:22,900 --> 00:41:24,000
So...
998
00:41:24,700 --> 00:41:25,900
You got demoted,
huh?
999
00:41:25,900 --> 00:41:28,300
Yeah. I'm not even allowed
to work the registers.
1000
00:41:28,300 --> 00:41:29,300
I can't believe Ted.
1001
00:41:29,300 --> 00:41:31,000
Oh, it's ok, actually.
1002
00:41:31,100 --> 00:41:32,700
You know, I was sick
of all the stress.
1003
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:35,000
You know? And now,
1004
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:37,700
I have more time to do
other stuff. Like this.
1005
00:41:41,500 --> 00:41:42,700
I missed this.
1006
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:44,900
Me, too.
1007
00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:47,800
Things almost feel
like they're back to normal.
1008
00:41:48,700 --> 00:41:49,800
I know!
1009
00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:53,300
Close enough
for now, right?
1010
00:41:56,600 --> 00:42:03,900
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1011
00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:06,400
Oh!
1012
00:42:06,450 --> 00:42:11,000
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