All language subtitles for Reaper s02e02 Dirty Sexy Mongol.eng

Hey, so what does this soul look like?

He's a Mongolian warrior
from the 13th century.

Whatever they look like,
that's who we're after.

Traditional Mongolian
dress is called the deel.

It's worn by both men and women.
It's widely worn by Mongolians today.

- Is that so, professor?
- Hey, don't mock me, OK?

History channel docs are a great way
to break the ice with the ladies.

What ladies?

All right,
he just got out of hell yesterday.

Devil said he'll come
here to steal a horse.

He's skilled with swords,
spears, and knives.

He could probably snap
your spine with his bare hands.

Yeah, maybe you guys should
cover the other exit.

Cover the exit with what, our spines?

Yeah. You have that.
We're stickin'with you.

He's probably hiding.
Keep your eyes open.

- Look.
- What, what, what?

Bunny.

He's gonna get crushed by the horse.
Cover me, OK?

- But, Benjamin.
- What are you doing?

Idiot.

- Isn't he cute?
- No, no, no, Ben. No.

Can't we keep it?
I've always wanted a rabbit.

No. My house, my rules. No pets.

- It's our house now.
- OK, can we discuss this later?

- We need to find the stupid soul.
- Look out!

Sock, the phone, it's freakin'him out.
I'm gonna call you.

Who's the big, tough, stupid,
stinky Mongolian now?

"I'm just a primitive man. I don't
understand your modern technology."

Ben, get the vessel!

Ben, drop the rabbit.

Ben, drop the stupid rabbit!
Get the vessel! Get the vessel!

I got it.

I got it, guys.
I got it.

What?

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That's the soul who figured out how
to get out of his deal with the Devil?

Gonna hang these up all over town.

- I don't know how else to find the guy.
- "Large reward."

Exactly what do you mean by "large"?

Got a gift certificate to outback.

$30.

Nice. Hey, have you seen the bok choy?

King Charlie here just loves it.

Didn't Sock say you were supposed
to leave it out in the garage?

Yeah, but he doesn't like it in there.

Needs to be inside.
Besides, he won't be any trouble.

You know, Ben,

when was the last time
you went out on a date with a girl?

- Wh-why?
- I'm just sayin'...

Sometimes when you get lonely,
you sort of

you get really attached to animals.

That's not. This is not about that.

Don't listen to him, King Charlie.
He's just jealous.

Don't you dare listen to him.

Time to...

- Wake up, brother!
- Hey, man, not today!

Top of the mornin'to you.

I can't believe
I'm wrestling with my brother.

Come on.

So fun!

So fun.
So excruciatingly fun.

Where you goin'?
Where you goin'?

1, 2...

No, you don't. OK. All right.

Oh, why? Oh, why?
Why, Sam? Why is she torturing me?

Oh, my god. I can't handle it.
I'm cracking up.

- Brother.
- What the hell?

It's like she's waterboarding my boys,
Sammy. They're constantly blue.

You got the blue man
group in your pants.

Shut up, Ben.

- What the hell is that?
- Easy. You're scaring him.

I don't care.
Get that thing out of here.

Dude, what's your problem?
He's not hurting anybody.

OK, house meeting. House meeting.
First item up.

I propose a vote we put a ban on all
bunnies being in the house at any time

- for any given reason. How'bout that?
- Seconded.

All in favor?

- Aye.
- Aye.

- All those opposed?
- Can we talk about this?

Thank you. The ayes have it.
Take the varmint to the garage. Now.

Brother. Make sure you tell your little
buddy to bundle up out there.

It gets good and cold at night.

But in terms of your basic bench top,
I mean, this really can't be beat.

It's lightweight, mobile,
and a real great value.

How big is the blade?

- 10 inches.
- Motor?

A single-phase, 120-volt, 3450-R.
pm, and a 27-inch fence.

- Anything else?
- I think that's it.

You certainly know your merchandise.

Are you one of those secret shoppers?

You know, they send you from
corporate to see if we know our stuff?

- Was I that obvious?
- No. Actually, you were really good.

Well, you were amazing.

Can you do me a favor, will you?

I can only do my job if none of your
coworkers know i'm in the store. Could you...

Yeah.
My lips are sealed.

Secret shoppers?

They pretend to be customers,
but they really work for the bench.

They write up reports on employees.
You remember Andrew finke?

Yeah, he got fired last year because he
tried to sell the secret shopper weed.

They spy on us?
They can do that?

Of course they can do that.
They do whatever they want, man.

They're a big, giant, evil corporation,

represent everything that's
wrong with this country.

- Well, I don't know.
- Excuse me.

I got a message for you and your boys
up at corporate, my friend.

I'm watching you watching me,
watching you.

Believe it.

Narc!

I just wanted some rope.

- I'm sorry. We're...
- Sorry. Sorry.

Place the vessel on the mat.

- No. I don't have a vessel.
- Great. Next.

No, hold on. Please, I need a favor.
Can you hang this up in here?

No. Get out of here.

Hold on a second.
Did you see that?

You recognize him.

All you meatbags look alike.
This is a federal building.

- No private bills can be posted.
- No, you know him.

Gladys, come on.
I just need to track him down.

His name is Alan Townsend. He used
to be in hell. I just I need an address.

- Not a chance.
- I got you out of hell, rember?

Once.

You're never gonna let
me live this down, are you?

I can't talk here. Tonight, 8:00,
look out your back window.

I'll flash a light.
When you see that, go outside. Next.

That look on your face, priceless.

Yeah, you're hilarious.

Hey, you ever hear that noise again,
buddy, you just start runnin'.

On second thought, forget about it.
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- At least you'll know what killed you.
- What are you talkin'about?

Demons. 'cause that's the sound one
makes when it's hunting its prey.

What, you don't recall a certain
demon rebellion that's sort

of trying to assassinate you,
what with you bein'my son and all?

Right. Right.

I'll try to watch your back,
buddy, but you know,

you gotta remember I'm a busy guy.

It's an election year.

- OK, I know. I'll handle it.
- All right.

And one other thing.

Assuming that you're not torn apart
by demons in the next few hours,

you might wanna try and catch
your soul sooner rather than later.

Those Mongols conquered half the earth,

and I have a feeling
this guy's gonna adapt

to life in the 21st century
pretty quickly.

- Your copies are done.
- Right. Thank you. Thanks.

- Thank you. Thanks.
- Always here to help.

Rember to keep focused on your core.

She's torturing me, Sam.

She's like a

prison guard at gitmo,
got my bonbons all locked up.

She's not trying to torture you.
She's exercising.

Arms Strong.

This is so unfair.

I'm not her brother. I mean,
I'm not I don't even look like her.

You know, why does she insist
on labeling me as her brother?

I just want her to see me the way
the rest of the world does.

And how is that?

As a sexual magician.

I gotta open her eyes, change up the
game, explode the paradigm, you know?

She's really flexible.

I know. It's crazy.

I got it. I got it. I got it.
I'll take her dancing.

Chicks love to dance? All love to dance.
They love to get drunk when they dance.

More importantly,
I can straight up shake this ass.

I start poppin'and lockin',
she's gonna go bonkers, right?

Absolutely.

Sock, can you spot me on this move?

Can i?
Heh heh. Gangway.

Look at me... Spotting you.

You know, i'm sorry you gotta
stay out here, little man.

Yeah, but my roommates have very little
respect for anything but themselves.

Anyway, I got you a present,

a tiki torch.
That's nice, right?

Scented, with a little
citronella to keep the bugs away.

Now we're livin'large.

Got me in the headlock again.

Gladys, where are you?

Let him go!
Now!

Hi.

- You surprised to see me?
- Little bit, yes.

I almost got my throat
ripped out last night.

Drama queen.

You sent a demon to
my house to kill me, Gladys.

- Why would you do that?
- We're in a book club together.

What, so you agreed to
have me assassinated?

These book clubs are a lot of pressure.

I want you to look at that computer
and find alan townsend right now.

There. Happy?

Before I look at this address,
I want you to remember who my dad is,

because if this is another
setup to get me killed,

I think dad would be very
upset about that

and would wanna punish
all those involved. Am I clear?

Thanks.

- This place is awesome.
- I know.

It's so nice
that we could do stuff like this,

you know,
just me and my brother hanging out.

Yeah, just hangin'with your bro.
Or just a... just a dude.

Just a dude who technically
isn't related to you

so much in common with you,
it seems like you should be.

You know, not in a blood
relations kind of way.

- I love this song.
- Me, too. Let's do it. Come on.

Like that?

Come on, babe.

Would you like to dance?

So you think you can
actually get this guy to help you?

I gotta hope so. I mean,
we do have a common enemy in the Devil.

What?

How great would it be
if this actually worked,

if I actually got out of
my deal with the devil?

I know.

I mean, I don't wanna jinx it,
but if this actually happened.

- It would be amazing.
- Yeah. No more devil. No more souls.

I mean, we could actually be a norma
couple... You know, do normal things.

I yes.

- We would go on vacation.
- Yes, like a real vacation. Paris.

- We could go to malta.
- I don't even know where that is!

But...

- First he has to help you.
- I know. I know.

- Well, it's fun to think about.
- Yeah.

I'm starving.

I'm gonna go to the convenience
store on the corner. You want anything?

No. I'm good.

Be back in a jiff.

You two seem very much in love.

Why do you always have to do that?

I just think that love
is really wonderful.

Whatever.

So...

What are you doin'here?

I was, lookin'for the Mongol.

I had a hunch,
and Andi wanted to help, so...

that fish is a week old, Sammy.
I'm not buyin'it.

- I got...
- I know what you're really doing here.

Makin'time with your gal.

Lookin'to steam up the windows.

Meanwhile...

In local news, a man on horseback
rampaged through a downtown area today,

vandalizing property
and robbing several stores.

Police warn that the man is
extremely dangerous and not to.

You hear that?

- The police are after him.
- I know.

I don't want that soul in police jail.
I want him in my jail.

I'm concerned that you're allowing
yourself to become distracted.

A $10,000 reward is being offered for
any information leading to his arrest.

Chips?

- We gotta go.
- What?

So this dude with these little curly
slut bangs starts dancin'with her, right

and she completely lets him.
It's like I wasn't even there.

- That sucks.
- I was pullin'out this move, too.

I mean, how do you ignore that?

I don't know. I couldn't.
That's a great move.

Thank you very much. You know,
I just want a little acknowledgement.

This is where Ben said to meet him.

Chao anh, gentlemen.

- What's what's that?
- It's the vessel. Where's the soul?

- He'll be here.
- How do you know?

History. Observe, if you will.

All right.

So, as any scholar will tell you,
the Mongols first invaded China,

then Korea, all the way down to Vietnam.

Now similarly, our soul first
ransacked a Chinese restaurant,

then a Korean barbecue.

One guess as to what
he's gonna hit next.

- Tell me. It's a Vietnamese restaurant.
- It's gonna be a Vietnamese restaurant.

And this one just happens to be
the best one in little Saigon.

Ben, I don't think it works that way.

Ignore history, Sammy,
and see what happens.

So, what,
we're just supposed to wait here?

Do you happen to have the rest
of the pieces?

- Way ahead of you.
- Try the bahn pho.

- It's really good.
- I will.

I don't care who you are.
It's 15 minutes wait.

It's the Mongolian.

Where the hell did he get a suit?

The devil said he could adapt. Come on.

Come on, baby!

Keep people out of the kitchen!

Oh, god!

Wait! Stay back! Stay back!

Are you kidding me?

- So you'll have to admit I was right.
- No question.

- Best vietnamese food in Seattle.
- No, about the soul, nimrod.

Ben, you were absolutely 100% right.
I am sorry we doubted you.

Thank you. So with those facts on
the table, i'd like to reopen the vote.

King Charlie should be allowed
to live inside the house.

That smelly beast is not
setting foot inside this house.

OK? Plus you need someone to
second the motion to reopen a vote.

Out of luck, pal.

I found the soul.
I saved your life from the demon.

You have to second the motion.

- I second the motion.
- Yes. All right. Cool.

A new vote. All those in favor

of King Charlie living inside the house,
please raise your hand.

Opposed?

- What?!
- I'm sorry, Ben. It was a close vote.

This is crap.

It's parliamentary procedure, Ben.

- It's not crap.
- It's crap!

Parliament, Ben.

- What's up, brah?
- Topher. We met the other night.

I'm here to pick up Krist.

Come on in, brah.

So...

Toph...
Toph-fu...

- What do you do?
- Do?

Yeah, do.
For a living?

- My dad owns a car dealership.
- Look at you.

Self-made man.
All right.

Very proud of you. That's impressive.
Here's the thing.

Kristen is not like other girls.

She is smart, and she is kind,
and she is very, very special,

so if you think you're gonna waltz up in
here and put another notch in your belt,

my man, you are sorely mistaken,

because she is my sister,

and the only one allowed
to have sex with her is me.

Hey, Toph.

Sock, you remember Topher.

- He's taking me dancing.
- Funsies.

If she were my sister,
I'd probably wanna do her, too,

'cause that ass is crazy doable.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god. I did that.

Dude. I'm so sorry.
Man, that was way over the line.

Listen.
I'm not normally a violent person.

I'm very tender.
I'm very gentle and kind. I just...

Do you need a water bottle
or some ice for your neck?

Just leave us alone!

Are you OK?

Come on, man. It's not that bad.
At least he didn't call the cops.

It's terrible, Sam, all of it,
all right? I mean...

My sister hates me.

I just you know what? You know, I just,
I need. I need you to leave right now.

Please just respect my privacy and go.

Carol, on line 2.
Carol, line 2.

I see you.

Excuse me?

You have been coming in he you have
been coming in here every day this week,

walkin'these aisles,
stealing furtive glances,

hoping, waiting...
Fantasizing.

I'm sorry. I think you're confused.

No. There's no confusion here,
sexy lady.

Yeah. No, I know the drill.

Lonely hausfrau cruisin'the bench,

looking for a fleeting moment of
passion with anyone that will have them.

Sir, I really don't think that you wanna
continue this line of conversation.

Don't worry. You aren't the first,

and you won't be the last,
but you will be the seventh.

What did you say your name was?

Gallagher...

Manager.

- Sock?
- Leave me alone.

Listen. Ted hit on the secret shopper,
and he got fired. He's about to leave.

Where?

You're gonna hear a lot of terrible
things about why I was dismissed...

Words like "harassment,"
"sexual advances,"

"inadequately endowed."

- Sir, please.
- Detective.

Thank you.

But what kind of world is it where a man
can't simply say hello to his neighbor,

can't strike up a conversation
with a pretty lady,

can't flirt harmlessly,
tell her about his hobbies and passions?

Not the kind of world I wanna
live in. I'll tell you that right now.

And just to be clear, sex swings have
been around for thousands of years.

It's not like I invented them.

Wish I had.

Sir, you need to leave immediately.

I've been authorized to use force.

I can't really.

Don't analyze.

Just savor.

Savor.

Wait! Alan, hold on!

I'm not here to catch you.
I just wanna talk. I just wanna talk.

I'm not gonna talk to you.
You work for the devil.

I do not work for him.
He owns me. My parents sold him my soul.

I'm goin'to hell when I die, and I
didn't have anything to do with it.

That sucks, man, but...

- I can't do anything for you.
- Wait. Yes, you can.

You can tell me how you did it.

Just tell me how you got out
of your deal with the devil.

I'm sorry, but I'm done with this.

I got a second chance,
and I'm not gonna blow it.

I can't risk talking to you.
I can't risk helping you.

I gotta stay off the devil's radar and I
gotta avoid any temptation of any sort.

Yeah, but that's never gonna happen.
You're always gonna be on his radar.

He's always gonna find
a way to tempt you.

No matter what you do,
where you hide,

he's gonna find a way to get
you into hell

unless I help you.

OK, I know how he operates.
I know his tricks,

some of them, and he trusts me.

I might be the only person in
the world to keep him away from you.

You set me up!

No, I didn't! I swear!

Go! Back to your little hovel!

And warn your rebellious friends
this one is not to be touched!

Did you get a look at its face?

I thought it was
gonna start bawlin'.

I love killin'demons.

Drink up, buddy.

You just had a near-death experience.
You ought to be over the moon.

You're thinking about alan townsend,
aren't you?

You gotta let go of that, man.

You know, face reality.

He's never gonna talk to you,

not after what you did to him.

What I did to him?

Did sort of look like you were trying
to get him killed by demons just now.

You set this whole thing up.

You had the demons attack me on purpose.

Now, how would I do that?

Because you know if alan thinks
i'm involved with those demons,

he'd be too afraid to talk to me,
and he is.

You know...

It's funny how it all worked
out in my favor,

isn't it?

I got a feeling that soul's
not gonna be able to stay out

of hell too much longer,
so my advice to you.

Forget about him.

Give over to your fate.

Because you can make yourself
miserable fighting it, or

you can accept your lot in
life and make the most of it.

Adapt or die.

Like our little Mongolian friend.
He was from 13th-century China,

and in less than a week, he's become
a blackberry-toting jackass who's

terrorizing the city like
a professional.

We should all be so wise.

Well, fine.

You don't wanna drink to your happiness,

here's to your sorrow.

Wanna do a little stretching with me?
This one's called the eagle pose.

It's the... listen. Hey,

if you were waiting for me to apologize
for what happened to Gopher,

- you can forget about it.
- His name is Topher.

What do you see in that guy?
He's a hair product.

You know, what?
Seriously, tell me.

I'd like to know, because he,
to me, is so obviously a player.

I don't know what dudes
are like in japan,

but this douche bag just wants
to bang you and walk away.

Maybe that's what I want!

- Come on. I mean, how bad could it be?
- It's bad.

OK, so he saw a couple
demons attack you.

The guy was in hell.

I mean, it's probably not
even a big deal to him.

The devil screwed me. He made it look
like I was working with him.

There's no way that guy's gonna trust
me. It's over. It's hopeless.

You know, I refuse to accept that.
There's gotta be something you can do.

There's not.
The devil made sure of it.

What the devil didn't count on is me.

- Alan will talk to me.
- Why?

Because when I want something,
I can be pretty persistent.

And I really, really wanna go to malta.

Hello. Hello.

Who's got fresh kale?

So nibbly. So delicious.

We're in the wrong garage.

Yeah. Excuse us.

Sock, he has the rabbit.

What? No, you don't. No.

- Please open the door, Sock!
- No. Don't even think about it, Benjy!

- Please open the door, Sock!
- The rabbit stays outside!

Open the door now!
Come on!

Somebody there?

OK, so we're just gonna leave.

So thanks.

You seem a little angry and upset.

Whatever we did, let me just say

that I apologize on behalf
of myself and the rabbit.

I burned you a little bit there,
and that was wrong of me.

I was so wrong.

Maybe we could get you some ointment

or something, something
to help with the scarring.

Please, just.
Just be careful, please.

You don't want him.
I promise he didn't do anything.

All right, just the two of us. OK.

I'm just gonna do a little prayer.

My mind's sort of blank.
I'm goin'total blank.

You know a prayer?

What? What do you want from me?
What do you want from me?!

I want what everyone wants.

I've been watching you.

You're very brave.

You risked your life
to save your friend.

You have a kind heart.

You seem to really love that rabbit.

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

You have beautiful eyes.

Oh, my god. He's dead.

There's nothing we can do.
What do we do?

Sock, that thing took him,
and he's not coming back.

Sam, listen.

Here's what we're gonna do.

We need to get story straight?
People are gonna come here.

They're ask questions.
We have to have answers ready.

What. Our friend is dead!

Ben would want us to have a coverup
story for the cops, and that is a fact,

so now, here,
this is what we're gonna do.

Tell people that he went
on a bike ride late by himself.

Maybe we invent a drug problem.
He was a drug mule...

- You know what?
- Narcotraficante.

None of this would have happened if
you wouldn't have just opened the door.

Ben knew the rules! No pets
inside the house! We voted on that!

- Why do you hate the rabbit so much?!
- Why do I hate the rabbit?!

Let me give you one reason.
Because this...

Is not a milk dud.

- This is not a milk dud!
- What's up, boys?

Oh, my god!
You're alive!

Oh, my god, man.

Yes, I'm alive. What'd you think, some
punk-ass demon was gonna take me out?

We thought you were dead.

We thought you were dead, Benny.
Benny. We were freakin'out, man.

What happened?

- So the thing grabbed me, right...
- yeah.

And it took me up to a lair up
in the mountains,

set me down, and came straight for me.

I mean straight for me,
and I just went house on that thing.

How crazy. How?

It was just like
a shot of adrenaline.

Then I just jackie channed its ass

and hauled out of there.
It was crazy.

I don't believe it. Look at you. You
don't have a scratch on you, nothin'?

Not a scratch. Nothing.

What?

What? Nothin'.
No, nothin'.

I mean, it's just, you know, you fought
a demon, and you're totally fine.

It's just odd.
That's all.

- What, you don't believe me?
- Who knows?

Maybe you're not lying.

The rabbit. House rules.

New rules.
King Charlie stays.

It's my sister.

Hello.

I came as quick as I could.
Are you OK?

Here. Get in. Get in.

You were totally right about Topher.

He's a jerk.

What happened?

I went to surprise him,

and he was having sex
with another girl.

That's.
That's terrible.

I had my hair done.

I bought fancy underwear.

I was gonna give him my virginity.

Are you.

Oh, my god. Are you not wearing
any clothes under that thing?

I feel so ashamed.

You were gonna give
that guy your virginity?

- Why?
- I just wanted to get it over with.

All my friends have already done it.

I feel like such a loser.

Part of me feels so ready, you know?

Just to have...

meaningless, crazy sex with anyone.

I just thought...

- Topher would be easy.
- Listen to me.

Your ladyhood...

is a very, very special thing.

It's like.

You know what it's like?

It's like... it's like
a superawesome hot tub.

But if you just let anybody hop
into that tub,

it kind of becomes meaningless.

It gets full of hair, and you
have to clean it out all the time.

I hate dirty hot tubs.

We all do.

Now, look,

sex can be a wonderful thing
between 2 people. Don't get me wrong.

But it can also be just
really gross and kinda weird.

You will find the right person,
the perfect person,

maybe even closer than you think.

You're so right, Sock.

I know.

I'm going to save
myself until marriage.

Did I... did I say that?

I'm gonna keep my virginity,
and I need your help.

Please, Sock. Will you help me

not have sex with anyone?

Of course I will, Kristen.

You're the best brother
anybody could ever have.

I love it. Oh, I love it so much.

Glad you made it.

- You look amazing.
- I know.

Just to be clear,

you're not just using me to get to
my friend so you can kill him, right?

Probably not.

Yeah, that's good enough.

That's, that's fine.

He's gone.

Holy cow.

Look at this place.

He'ld be anywhere in the world by now.
There's no way we're gonna find him.

- We'll find him.
- How?

Look at this.

"Don't over eat.
That's gluttony."

"Don't covet neighbor's
possessions and/or wife."

- What does it mean?
- This guy was obsessed.

I mean, he's trying to avoid
temptation at all cost.

Gamblers anonymous schedule.

Exactly.

I mean, he's terrified that the devil
is gonna somehow tempt him back to hell.

This apartment was his fortress.

So?

So we just need to figure out

where would alan go
to be safe from the devil.

It's hard work, sweaty,
and it doesn't pay that much.

Plus lots of people
are afraid of corpses.

Doesn't bother me.

You sure you want the job?

- This ground's been consecrated, right?
- By the bishop.

I'll take it.

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