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sammy, you can't escape
the fire bomb.
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cannot escape
the fire bomb.
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shut up.
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sock, remember
what i told you
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about keeping your eyes
off the screen?
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huh?
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game over.
damn it, ben!
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you are too good.
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i know. want to
run it back again?
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i can't.
i gotta get home.
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my mom's waterproofing
the basement. i gotta help her.
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whatever. stopped
listening to you like a year ago.
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later, guys.
move, sam! damn it!
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eat it! eat it, benny!
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hey.
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sorry i'm late.
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another death
in the family.
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oh, my god.
are--are you ok?
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i'm fine. it was
my goldfish, walter.
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is...
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i'm terrible
at keeping animals.
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my backyard's like
a pet cemetery.
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well, there's only one thing
to do in a situation like this.
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do a shot
of really bad whisky.
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to walter.
to walter.
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ooh, hang on.
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as long as we're
drinking to him...
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i wasn't gonna
do this,
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'cause i was afraid
you'd think i was weird...
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is that walter?
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i just didn't want
to leave him alone before i buried him.
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ok.
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to walter.
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to walter.
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so i missed you
today.
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did you do
anything fun at work?
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yeah, i...
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this is weird. ahem.
i'm gonna go flush him.
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you're adorable.
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just wanted you
to know that.
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sammy, sammy.
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hello, sam.
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guys!
i thought you were
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waterproofing
the basement tonight. nice try.
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how did you find me?
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we followed you, sam.
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ben drove here
with his headlights off the entire time.
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it was very
stressful.
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we know what
you're up to, sam.
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we saw you with beelzebabe.
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all right,
keep your voices down.
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why? sam, what's a matter?
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you afraid someone
might hear me talking about
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you dating
the devil's daughter?
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she's not
the devil's daughter!
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yeah, well, her mother
was his girlfriend.
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so? that doesn't
prove anything.
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she's not related
to the devil.
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then why are you
keeping her from us?
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because i knew
you'd act like this.
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did you ask her
about her father?
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ask her what? "hey,
are you the spawn of satan?"
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come on, ben,
this is retarded.
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i'm asking her.
out of your own good
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no, you're not.
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asking her.
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no, you're not.
end of story. shut it.
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hey, what's up?
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hey, you.
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hi.
hey.
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cady hansen,
this is sock and ben.
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it's nice to meet you guys.
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do you want a drink?
it's on me.
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hmm?
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ok...
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yes.
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i will drink on you.
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you--you want to dance?
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want to--
yeah.
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let's get out of here.
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what about my drink?
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i'm--i'm sorry
about them.
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what? oh, they're nice.
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they're your...
best friends?
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yeah.
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they look after you?
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i guess.
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so do you think
they're a bit overprotective?
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i wouldn't say that.
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i would.
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hey.
hey.
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one quart of
5w30 motor oil,
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complete with
easy-pour spout.
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4 bucks.
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nope. 2 cents.
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this beautiful
squeegee-scraper...
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$3.50.
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i'm sorry, we're looking
for 2 cents, ben. 2 cents.
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i do not how this company
turns a profit.
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whoa! come on down!
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another contestant
just in time
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for the lightning round!
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yeah. so shelly in lighting
told me that you two
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did a little slow dancing
last night at the bar.
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was it your anniversary?
ha ha ha.
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we were doing
recon work.
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ok? we were staking out
sam's new girl.
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sam has a...
new girl?
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huh. he didn't tell me.
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well, he didn't--
he didn't tell us, either, so...
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well, that's weird.
i mean, why would he keep it a secret?
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we have our theories.
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so what's wrong with her?
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she's a huge fan
of lionel richie.
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isn't that messed up?
ooh, yeah.
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all night long!
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we think she's
the spawn of satan.
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later.
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andi, come on--
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some people are just
blind of the truth.
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cady, hey.
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what
are you wearing?
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um...
the usual. i don't...
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nice.
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i just got out
of the shower.
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just toweling off,
thinking about you.
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really?
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i like to walk around
naked most of the time.
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feel the air on my skin.
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uh-huh.
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you know what else
i like to do?
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nope.
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when i really
gein the mood,
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i like to bite the head
off of a live chicken.
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wh-what?
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turn around.
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oh, that was--oh!
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come on, man, admit it.
i totally hosed you.
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please don't do that again!
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oh, sammy,
seriously, cady?
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my ex's daughter?
what is it,
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some weirdo way
of trying to get close to me?
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what are you doin'?
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not talkin' about it with you.
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i don't understand
the attraction.
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she's gorgeous.
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well, yeah, in
a cheap kind of a way.
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hey, buddy, i tapped
that gene pool. it's a bust.
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oh, god.
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here's your latest
dossier.
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oh, i can't wait.
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14 years ago,
these bank robbers
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tunneled under
2 city blocks.
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they broke into
the beakman savings bank.
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they ran off
with $10 million.
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would have gotten
away with it, too,
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except for the fact
that they were total morons.
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thaddeus johnson,
paul huang.
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they got into a fight
over the money,
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and they shot
each other dead.
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and the kicker?
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nobody ever
figured out where they hid the money.
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it's still missing?
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not anymore.
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that little
pied ?terre
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cost a mere $4 million,
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paid for in cash
by johnson.
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recently escaped from hell.
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it's a bit gaudy,
don't you think?
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well, i guess money
doesn't buy you taste.
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so that's it?
yep.
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johnson is stupid,
but not violent.
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should be a quickie.
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a quickie, right, sam?
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knock it off!
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so what do we d
if the soul's not home?
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we wait till
he comes back.
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well, what if
your girlfriend misses you, sam?
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or do you have
a secret rendezvous planned
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for after you finish
working for her father?
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will you cut it out?
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no, i will not.
not until we find out
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whether cady's
the devil's daughter for sure.
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we need proof.
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yeah, he doesn't want
to baby-sit your kids with horns.
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no.
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yeah, well, you're not going
to have to worry about that,
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because i would never
let you baby-sit my kids.
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smart.
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hey.
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hey, a light came on.
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get the vessel!
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smoke 'em
if you got 'em.
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hello. good evening
to you, sir.
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we are from the work bench.
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i didn't call anyone.
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actually, the city
sent us out.
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you recently
bought this house,
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and we're here
to test for radon in your foundation.
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wow.
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sir, you are definitely
living the life.
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yeah, yeah.
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so you need to check
the, uh--what'd you say?
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now,
now, now!
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it's not working!
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whoa!
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did you guys see that?
did he just...
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did he...
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he's there.
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ok. ok.
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it's locked.
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come on, sock.
let's go! go, go, go!
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right here, right here!
he's right there!
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there he goes,
there he goes!
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it's not working!
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here, come on, come on!
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aaah!
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aaah!
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step aside, boys!
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ok, whoa! wait, wait!
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wait.
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i can make you rich.
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pphtt!
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wait.
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look.
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let me free,
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and all this money
is yours.
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there's three of you, right?
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huh? well,
there is plenty
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for everyone.
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huh?
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hmm?
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you guys could have
a lot of fun with this.
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and wait.
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there's more.
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whoa! whoa!
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i'm not goin' back.
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whoo!
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that's it?
yeah.
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ow.
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that guy sucked!
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guys...
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this is it.
this is the rest of the money
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johnson and his partner
killed each other over.
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ah-a!
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hey, gladys.
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can i place the vessel
on the mat?
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place the vessel
on the mat.
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yeah.
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is something wrong?
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rejected?
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hold on,
what does that mean?
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if you wish to appeal
the rejection,
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fill out form 23-7.
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typical response time
is 6 to 8 weeks.
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what am i supposed
to do with this in the meantime?
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really, really,
you're gonna put up a sign in front of me
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and pretend i'm not here?
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gladys, come on!
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hell is like the worst run
business ever.
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won't let me turn in the soul.
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uh-huh.
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oh. so that's what
$6 million looks like, huh?
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yeah.
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i was gonna get naked
and roll around in it,
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but i didn't
shower today.
267
00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:42,560
i didn't want
to get the money dirty.
268
00:12:42,620 --> 00:12:43,790
thank you for that.
269
00:12:43,860 --> 00:12:44,990
know what we need to do?
270
00:12:45,060 --> 00:12:47,890
we should buy
3 fighter jets.
271
00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:50,090
maverick, ice man, goose.
272
00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:51,490
whoa, goose died.
273
00:12:51,560 --> 00:12:52,560
i don't want
to be goose.
274
00:12:52,620 --> 00:12:54,020
no, sock,
this isn't our money.
275
00:12:54,090 --> 00:12:56,660
ice, you are killing me
with this attitude.
276
00:12:56,720 --> 00:12:58,990
all right,f this
isn't ours, whose is it?
277
00:12:59,060 --> 00:13:01,690
hey, we risked
our lives to nab the soul.
278
00:13:01,760 --> 00:13:03,760
i mean,
we're entitled to spend it.
279
00:13:03,820 --> 00:13:06,190
no, that money is stolen.
it still is stolen.
280
00:13:06,260 --> 00:13:08,020
oh, my god!
281
00:13:08,090 --> 00:13:09,690
all right, fine, sam!
282
00:13:09,760 --> 00:13:11,990
you don't want us
to have any of this beautiful money?
283
00:13:12,060 --> 00:13:13,090
huh?
284
00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:14,260
all right.
285
00:13:14,320 --> 00:13:15,890
ok, good.
286
00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:17,920
i'm takin' this.
287
00:13:17,990 --> 00:13:19,720
sock, you hate
alarm clocks!
288
00:13:19,790 --> 00:13:21,160
i know!
289
00:13:21,220 --> 00:13:23,460
you're making me crazy, sam!
290
00:13:23,520 --> 00:13:25,560
ok, you cannot--
you cannot put 6 million bones
291
00:13:25,620 --> 00:13:27,490
in front of this man's face
and then just take it away.
292
00:13:27,560 --> 00:13:29,190
it's not right!
293
00:13:34,360 --> 00:13:36,820
i'm broke.
294
00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:42,020
so i talked
to my mom today.
295
00:13:42,090 --> 00:13:44,020
she loves new mexico.
296
00:13:44,090 --> 00:13:45,320
that's great.
297
00:13:45,390 --> 00:13:47,460
already got a new boyfriend.
298
00:13:47,520 --> 00:13:50,390
i think she just hates
being alone.
299
00:13:50,460 --> 00:13:51,990
your parents still together?
300
00:13:52,060 --> 00:13:52,960
yeah.
301
00:13:53,020 --> 00:13:54,960
that's great,
having a normal family.
302
00:13:55,020 --> 00:13:57,290
yeah, well, i wouldn't
call them normal.
303
00:13:57,360 --> 00:14:00,120
but they're happy.
304
00:14:00,190 --> 00:14:02,460
do you ever
talk to your dad?
305
00:14:02,520 --> 00:14:04,620
never knew him.
306
00:14:04,690 --> 00:14:07,520
he was a musician.
my mom met him on the road.
307
00:14:07,590 --> 00:14:09,390
what kind of musician?
308
00:14:09,460 --> 00:14:12,060
it's kinda funny.
309
00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:14,990
my mom was a backup singer
for huey lewis.
310
00:14:15,060 --> 00:14:17,490
she dated one of
the band members for a while,
311
00:14:17,560 --> 00:14:19,690
and here i am.
312
00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:22,120
does that mean
you're a part of the news?
313
00:14:22,190 --> 00:14:24,190
can we talk about
something else?
314
00:14:24,260 --> 00:14:26,020
yeah, yeah, of course.
315
00:14:26,090 --> 00:14:27,660
i'm sorry.
316
00:14:27,720 --> 00:14:30,460
it's just always been
a little weird for me.
317
00:14:30,520 --> 00:14:33,320
growing , people would
ask me about my dad,
318
00:14:33,390 --> 00:14:34,990
and just look at me
like i was a freak.
319
00:14:35,060 --> 00:14:37,920
cady, you're not
a freak.
320
00:14:40,190 --> 00:14:43,590
he how about
replacing walter?
321
00:14:43,660 --> 00:14:46,120
yeah?
322
00:14:46,190 --> 00:14:47,690
yeah.
all right.
323
00:14:47,760 --> 00:14:49,420
and if you want
to thank me by naming it sam,
324
00:14:49,490 --> 00:14:52,190
that's totally cool.
mm-hmm.
325
00:14:52,260 --> 00:14:54,020
pick one.
326
00:14:54,090 --> 00:14:56,060
hmm.
327
00:14:57,090 --> 00:14:58,260
that one.
328
00:14:58,320 --> 00:14:59,690
he looks lonely.
329
00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:01,660
he's all yours.
330
00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:13,020
so what's the deal
with this tv?
331
00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:15,560
well, this is a, uh,
332
00:15:15,620 --> 00:15:18,320
flat paneled plasma
1080P resolution,
333
00:15:18,390 --> 00:15:21,020
16 by 9 widescreen,
aspect-ratio,
334
00:15:21,090 --> 00:15:24,320
and an incredible
10,000 to one contrast
335
00:15:24,390 --> 00:15:26,060
for an arresting
viewing experience.
336
00:15:26,120 --> 00:15:29,560
it's...good.
337
00:15:29,620 --> 00:15:32,320
you're just
reading the sign.
338
00:15:32,390 --> 00:15:34,420
yeah.
339
00:15:34,490 --> 00:15:36,420
i am.
340
00:15:36,490 --> 00:15:38,220
you're an idiot.
341
00:15:39,220 --> 00:15:41,660
where does
that guy get off?
342
00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:44,590
they don't pay you
enough to take that kind of abuse.
343
00:15:44,660 --> 00:15:47,260
all right, listen,
if you're here to bug me about the soul, forget it.
344
00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:48,960
my job is done.
gladys wouldn't take the vessel.
345
00:15:49,020 --> 00:15:51,490
that's because
the vessel was only half-full.
346
00:15:51,560 --> 00:15:53,890
or half-empty,
if you're catholic.
347
00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:58,620
now this is a security tape
from the fidelity central bank.
348
00:15:58,690 --> 00:16:02,390
this happened last week
after johnson escaped from hell.
349
00:16:02,460 --> 00:16:06,020
now, this is
the really cool part, sam.
350
00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:09,090
see, johnson
had a partner.
351
00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:11,020
also escaped from hell.
352
00:16:11,090 --> 00:16:13,460
and that's him,
paul huang.
353
00:16:13,520 --> 00:16:16,960
all right,
so i'm not done until i get the second soul.
354
00:16:17,020 --> 00:16:18,390
well, don't say it like that.
355
00:16:18,460 --> 00:16:20,790
he has the same exact powers
of the guy you just caught.
356
00:16:20,860 --> 00:16:22,920
piece of cake.
357
00:16:22,990 --> 00:16:26,160
except for the fact
that huang was the dangerous one.
358
00:16:26,220 --> 00:16:27,420
you know,
one time in tacoma,
359
00:16:27,490 --> 00:16:30,290
he cut down a whole bank
full of innocent bystanders.
360
00:16:30,360 --> 00:16:31,420
oh, my god.
361
00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:32,690
hey.
362
00:16:32,760 --> 00:16:36,020
easy on the "g" word, buddy.
it's rude!
363
00:16:36,090 --> 00:16:37,860
when are you going to stop
being a weenie
364
00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:39,290
and spend some of that cash?
365
00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:40,720
that money's stolen.
366
00:16:40,790 --> 00:16:44,220
14 years ago, from a bank
that had insurance.
367
00:16:44,290 --> 00:16:45,960
it's a victimless crime.
368
00:16:46,020 --> 00:16:49,020
now, this next part,
369
00:16:49,090 --> 00:16:51,890
it's a little hard to watch.
370
00:16:57,660 --> 00:17:00,090
ouch.
371
00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:03,590
well, so much for
a victimless crime.
372
00:17:03,660 --> 00:17:05,660
better get cracking, sammy.
373
00:17:13,860 --> 00:17:16,620
guys, hey. i just had
a visit with the devil.
374
00:17:16,690 --> 00:17:18,790
we have another problem. he--
375
00:17:18,860 --> 00:17:20,720
are you wearing
a track suit?
376
00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:24,820
maybe.
377
00:17:24,890 --> 00:17:25,860
all right,
all right,
378
00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:26,990
ok, all right.
we broke into your room
379
00:17:27,060 --> 00:17:28,690
and we took
a little bit of money,
380
00:17:28,760 --> 00:17:30,020
and we spent it.
381
00:17:30,090 --> 00:17:31,220
all right,
now don't yell.
382
00:17:31,290 --> 00:17:32,820
what did you guys buy?
383
00:17:32,890 --> 00:17:35,020
health insurance.
384
00:17:36,060 --> 00:17:38,560
platinum belt buckle.
385
00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:40,920
sock!
386
00:17:40,990 --> 00:17:42,160
all right,
now, i know what you're gonna say.
387
00:17:42,220 --> 00:17:44,320
"no, we can't
spend any of the money!"
388
00:17:44,390 --> 00:17:46,420
yeah, because
that's exactly how i sound.
389
00:17:46,490 --> 00:17:48,820
well, sam,
bottom line is, that is our money.
390
00:17:48,890 --> 00:17:50,220
'kay?
391
00:17:50,290 --> 00:17:51,790
all right, let me
tell you a little story.
392
00:17:51,860 --> 00:17:55,020
there was these guys
who knocked off a federal reserve bank.
393
00:17:55,090 --> 00:17:57,960
and for a while,
they spent the money and they lived the life,
394
00:17:58,020 --> 00:17:59,620
until they turned
on each other
395
00:17:59,690 --> 00:18:01,320
and they killed themselves
over it. is that what we want?
396
00:18:01,390 --> 00:18:02,920
to kill ourselves s over...
397
00:18:02,990 --> 00:18:04,520
tracsuits
and a belt buckle?
398
00:18:04,590 --> 00:18:05,690
no, sam, that won't
happen to us.
399
00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:09,660
that's cool.
we don't spend any more money.
400
00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:10,960
thank you.
401
00:18:11,020 --> 00:18:13,690
come on, yahootie.
right here. come here.
402
00:18:14,890 --> 00:18:16,660
brotherhood. yeah!
403
00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:18,220
you should keep
that suit, though.
404
00:18:18,290 --> 00:18:19,760
you have never
looked faster.
405
00:18:19,820 --> 00:18:21,220
thank you.
406
00:18:21,290 --> 00:18:22,920
all right, look,
we have more work to do. come here.
407
00:18:22,990 --> 00:18:25,190
johnson's partner
got out of hell, a guy named huang.
408
00:18:25,260 --> 00:18:27,720
wang?
huang. he's robbing banks again.
409
00:18:27,790 --> 00:18:28,990
what do we know
about this guy?
410
00:18:29,060 --> 00:18:30,860
nothing.
411
00:18:30,920 --> 00:18:32,460
ok, i'll check
old reports on the bank robbery
412
00:18:32,520 --> 00:18:35,120
and see if maybe
something comes up with this wang guy.
413
00:18:35,190 --> 00:18:36,660
all right, good.
414
00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:39,120
all right, good.
415
00:18:39,190 --> 00:18:40,490
uh, sam?
416
00:18:40,560 --> 00:18:42,120
yeah?
417
00:18:42,190 --> 00:18:43,720
i know that we just
agreed rig now
418
00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:45,290
to not spend
any more of the money,
419
00:18:45,360 --> 00:18:47,190
but, um, ahem...
420
00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:50,990
bought more
than just this belt buckle.
421
00:18:52,190 --> 00:18:54,360
what else?
422
00:18:55,490 --> 00:18:58,390
oh, my god.
you gotta be kidding me.
423
00:18:58,460 --> 00:19:00,160
what--what is
all this?!
424
00:19:00,220 --> 00:19:02,490
ok, ok, ok.
425
00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:04,260
do you remember
a few years back
426
00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:05,620
when there was a fire
at josie's apartment?
427
00:19:05,690 --> 00:19:07,190
yeah, right before
you guys broke up.
428
00:19:07,260 --> 00:19:08,820
do you remember that
it was around the time
429
00:19:08,890 --> 00:19:11,890
when i was exploring
my feminine side?
430
00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:13,320
no.
431
00:19:13,390 --> 00:19:17,720
well, mostly i was into
jasmine-scented candles.
432
00:19:19,860 --> 00:19:21,860
did you burn down
josie's apartment?
433
00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:23,490
it's a dark part
of my life, sam.
434
00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:25,960
i'm not proud
of it anymore, ok?
435
00:19:26,020 --> 00:19:27,390
this is everything
that either burnt up
436
00:19:27,460 --> 00:19:28,990
or melted down
in the fire.
437
00:19:29,060 --> 00:19:30,990
are you--are you
gonna make me...
438
00:19:31,060 --> 00:19:32,160
take it all back?
439
00:19:32,220 --> 00:19:34,320
no. you were trying
to do something nice.
440
00:19:34,390 --> 00:19:35,360
but this is where
we draw the line, all right?
441
00:19:35,420 --> 00:19:36,720
this is it!
absolutely.
442
00:19:36,790 --> 00:19:38,520
this is it.
443
00:19:41,660 --> 00:19:43,690
are you trying
to get back together with josie?
444
00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:45,620
what? i--
445
00:19:45,690 --> 00:19:49,120
i am trying
to make amends, sam, ok?
446
00:19:49,190 --> 00:19:52,120
and if she...
chooses to thank me
447
00:19:52,190 --> 00:19:54,020
in a naked
or partially naked way,
448
00:19:54,090 --> 00:19:56,360
well, that's ok,
too. i'll take it.
449
00:19:56,420 --> 00:19:58,360
guys, i found
a link to huang.
450
00:19:58,420 --> 00:20:00,120
oh!
yeah.
451
00:20:01,420 --> 00:20:03,990
there was a third robber,
an inside man, at the bank.
452
00:20:04,060 --> 00:20:05,960
holy crap. we have
to capture him, too?
453
00:20:06,020 --> 00:20:07,060
nope, he's alive.
454
00:20:07,120 --> 00:20:08,690
rick forester,
the bank manager,
455
00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:09,860
the only guy
they caught,
456
00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:11,490
and he got sentenced
for 10 years.
457
00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:13,090
which means he's already
out of jail.
458
00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:15,820
and i found him,
and he works at a donut shop.
459
00:20:15,890 --> 00:20:18,090
ding! let's go.
460
00:20:19,660 --> 00:20:21,420
excuse me.
461
00:20:21,490 --> 00:20:24,560
sir, do you happen
to know a rick forester?
462
00:20:24,620 --> 00:20:26,690
are you guys friends of his?
463
00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:28,360
no.
464
00:20:31,290 --> 00:20:34,020
good. that guy
is a piece of work.
465
00:20:34,090 --> 00:20:36,760
ok, the cops came in here
this morning and took him away.
466
00:20:36,820 --> 00:20:38,520
why?
something about a bank robbery.
467
00:20:38,590 --> 00:20:41,590
guess that's what i get
for hiring a parolee.
468
00:20:41,660 --> 00:20:43,060
uh, is he coming back?
469
00:20:43,120 --> 00:20:44,960
no idea.
470
00:20:46,260 --> 00:20:48,390
ok, well,
if he does,
471
00:20:48,460 --> 00:20:51,590
can you have him
contact us, please?
472
00:20:51,660 --> 00:20:52,690
thank you.
473
00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:55,090
why don't you
bag up a doz?
474
00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:56,190
damn it.
475
00:20:56,260 --> 00:20:57,790
i know. that guy
didn't help.
476
00:20:57,860 --> 00:20:59,890
no, there's
no jelly in this.
477
00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:01,390
i paid top dollar
for this donut.
478
00:21:01,460 --> 00:21:02,920
there's not an ounce
of jelly in here.
479
00:21:02,990 --> 00:21:05,790
so what do we do now?
we stake out some banks?
480
00:21:05,860 --> 00:21:07,520
no point until
they open on monday.
481
00:21:07,590 --> 00:21:09,590
hey, what time
is it?
482
00:21:09,660 --> 00:21:11,390
oh, let me guess.
cady again?
483
00:21:11,460 --> 00:21:13,360
man, why are you guys
acting like this?
484
00:21:13,420 --> 00:21:16,020
what? we're just looking out
for your well-being, sam.
485
00:21:16,090 --> 00:21:17,560
well, how do i
get that to stop?
486
00:21:17,620 --> 00:21:18,990
well, is there any way
you can prove
487
00:21:19,060 --> 00:21:20,490
she's not
the devil's daughter?
488
00:21:21,790 --> 00:21:24,990
6-6-6.
what?
489
00:21:25,060 --> 00:21:27,860
6-6-6, it's the mark
of the devil.
490
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:30,160
if cady is
the devil's daughter,
491
00:21:30,220 --> 00:21:31,560
she'll have
that mark on her body.
492
00:21:31,620 --> 00:21:33,390
like from that movie,
the omen.
493
00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:35,990
well, it's actually
from the book of revelations.
494
00:21:36,060 --> 00:21:37,560
they stole that?
495
00:21:37,620 --> 00:21:40,160
why can't anything
be original anymore?
496
00:21:40,220 --> 00:21:41,720
so you want
to check cady
497
00:21:41,790 --> 00:21:43,660
to see if she has
the mark of the devil on her body?
498
00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:45,390
exactly.
ok.
499
00:21:45,460 --> 00:21:47,320
if that'll prove it
to you, how?
500
00:21:47,390 --> 00:21:49,090
i think i know how.
501
00:21:53,590 --> 00:21:56,090
this is a great
hot tub, sock.
502
00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:57,920
yeah, thanks, i know.
503
00:21:57,990 --> 00:21:59,660
hottubbing
is a passion of mine.
504
00:22:00,790 --> 00:22:03,420
but why is it
in your front yard?
505
00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:07,560
hmm? why would i put something
this awesome in the backyard?
506
00:22:07,620 --> 00:22:08,590
privacy?
507
00:22:08,660 --> 00:22:10,160
privacy's for idiots.
508
00:22:17,660 --> 00:22:19,220
i know what would be fun.
509
00:22:19,290 --> 00:22:20,360
what?
510
00:22:20,420 --> 00:22:21,660
let me--
511
00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:23,120
let me--
512
00:22:23,190 --> 00:22:26,560
sorry, let me use this
braiding technique i have
513
00:22:26,620 --> 00:22:27,990
that i used on ben.
514
00:22:28,060 --> 00:22:29,560
he has a really delicate touch.
515
00:22:29,620 --> 00:22:30,620
ok.
516
00:22:30,690 --> 00:22:32,320
so, uh...
517
00:22:32,390 --> 00:22:34,660
cady, hi.
518
00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:37,360
why don't you, uh,
tell us a little something about yourself?
519
00:22:37,420 --> 00:22:39,960
you know, your hopes,
your dreams.
520
00:22:40,020 --> 00:22:42,360
your wishes,
your desires.
521
00:22:42,420 --> 00:22:45,490
did you ever
eat an animal-- sock!
522
00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:47,560
did you ever
spontaneously burst into flames?
523
00:22:47,620 --> 00:22:48,720
ok, you know--
524
00:22:48,790 --> 00:22:50,390
i am just trying
to figure out
525
00:22:50,460 --> 00:22:51,960
what makes
our lady friend here tick.
526
00:22:52,020 --> 00:22:53,620
no, no, it's ok.
527
00:22:53,690 --> 00:22:58,190
sam, um, can i talk
to your friends alone?
528
00:22:58,260 --> 00:22:59,620
a-alone, why?
529
00:22:59,690 --> 00:23:00,660
it's important.
530
00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:02,090
they're all yours.
531
00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:05,020
just don't stay in too long.
you guys will shrivel up.
532
00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:11,660
not into
braiding, huh?
533
00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:13,860
guys, i know
what you're doing.
534
00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:18,990
you want to protect
your friends!
535
00:23:19,060 --> 00:23:21,090
ok, i think
that's really cute.
536
00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:23,890
and i promise--
i promise,
537
00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:25,760
i'm not trying
to steal him from you guys.
538
00:23:25,820 --> 00:23:27,120
i am no yoko.
539
00:23:27,190 --> 00:23:29,320
no, you're much less
asian than yoko.
540
00:23:31,260 --> 00:23:33,260
i just really like sam,
541
00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:36,590
and i want you guys
to like me, too.
542
00:23:36,660 --> 00:23:39,520
so what do i have to do
to make you trust me?
543
00:23:39,590 --> 00:23:41,860
well...
544
00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:43,320
there is one thing.
545
00:23:43,390 --> 00:23:45,190
no.
yes.
546
00:23:45,260 --> 00:23:46,720
no.
ask anything.
547
00:23:46,790 --> 00:23:48,220
anything?
yes.
548
00:23:48,290 --> 00:23:49,920
ok.
549
00:23:49,990 --> 00:23:54,590
i recognize that
this request may make you uncomfortable.
550
00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:58,360
we need
to see you naked.
551
00:23:58,420 --> 00:24:01,920
ok, so you guys
see me naked,
552
00:24:01,990 --> 00:24:04,520
and then problem solved.
553
00:24:04,590 --> 00:24:06,260
hey, don't
get me wrong,
554
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:08,760
we are not asking
because we want to,
555
00:24:08,820 --> 00:24:11,120
we're asking
because we have to.
556
00:24:11,190 --> 00:24:14,220
right. and we're sorry
that it has to come to this,
557
00:24:14,290 --> 00:24:16,990
and wouldn't ask
if it wasn't incredibly important.
558
00:24:17,060 --> 00:24:19,720
that's true.
559
00:24:19,790 --> 00:24:23,120
ok. but i i get
to see you naked, too.
560
00:24:25,460 --> 00:24:27,220
fair, yeah.
yeah, yeah.
561
00:24:27,290 --> 00:24:30,460
i just gotta velcro
all this stuff.
562
00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:35,120
she's devil-free.
563
00:24:35,190 --> 00:24:36,060
congratulations.
564
00:24:36,120 --> 00:24:37,260
so there's no mark?
565
00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:39,620
no, nothing. she's perfect.
literally, perfect.
566
00:24:39,690 --> 00:24:41,220
in fact, she's so perfect,
567
00:24:41,290 --> 00:24:42,520
i kind of hate you
for it right now,
568
00:24:42,590 --> 00:24:44,160
and i want to punch you
in the neck.
569
00:24:44,220 --> 00:24:45,590
so that would mean she is--
570
00:24:45,660 --> 00:24:47,320
devil-free, naked,
alone in the hot tub.
571
00:24:47,390 --> 00:24:48,460
oh, my god.
572
00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:49,820
which means i should--
yeah.
573
00:24:49,890 --> 00:24:51,660
right.
574
00:24:55,220 --> 00:24:56,990
whoo.
575
00:25:00,390 --> 00:25:02,330
i just talked
to donut man.
576
00:25:02,390 --> 00:25:04,460
he just got out of jail
and he wants to talk to us.
577
00:25:04,530 --> 00:25:06,490
let's do it.
578
00:25:06,560 --> 00:25:08,890
so, prison, huh? bummer.
579
00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:10,860
did you at least
get to play a lot of hoops?
580
00:25:10,930 --> 00:25:13,260
there's nothing fun
about prison, son.
581
00:25:13,330 --> 00:25:15,260
especially when
you don't belong there.
582
00:25:15,330 --> 00:25:17,690
so you're saying
you didn't rob the bank with johnson and huang?
583
00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:19,260
does it matter
what i say?
584
00:25:19,330 --> 00:25:20,960
well, mr. forester,
we're really interested
585
00:25:21,030 --> 00:25:22,930
in hearing your side
of the story.
586
00:25:24,260 --> 00:25:26,990
15 years ago
i was a bank manager.
587
00:25:27,060 --> 00:25:28,730
wife and kids,
made a good living.
588
00:25:28,790 --> 00:25:32,830
in my whole life,
i never stole so much as a mint from a restaurant.
589
00:25:32,890 --> 00:25:34,260
aREN'T THEY FREE?
590
00:25:34,330 --> 00:25:36,190
sHUT UP, sOCK.
591
00:25:36,260 --> 00:25:37,460
but i did have
a gambling problem.
592
00:25:37,530 --> 00:25:39,930
that's how i got
mixed up with johnson and huang.
593
00:25:39,990 --> 00:25:42,390
kept running into them
in the high stakes games.
594
00:25:42,460 --> 00:25:43,860
they seemed
like fun guys.
595
00:25:43,930 --> 00:25:47,930
until the night
huang puts a gun to my head.
596
00:25:47,990 --> 00:25:49,360
why would he do that?
597
00:25:49,430 --> 00:25:50,990
they'd been
setting me up.
598
00:25:51,060 --> 00:25:53,330
they forced me
to unlock my bank
599
00:25:53,390 --> 00:25:54,790
and open up the vault.
600
00:25:54,860 --> 00:25:58,430
nobody believed
i wasn't in on it.
601
00:25:58,490 --> 00:26:00,630
not even my family.
602
00:26:00,690 --> 00:26:01,790
that's terrible.
603
00:26:01,860 --> 00:26:03,130
tell me about it.
604
00:26:03,190 --> 00:26:05,490
14 years
in a federal pen.
605
00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:07,430
marcy got remarried.
606
00:26:07,490 --> 00:26:09,590
my kids don't know
who the hell i am.
607
00:26:09,660 --> 00:26:13,530
forester,
back on register.
608
00:26:16,130 --> 00:26:18,130
all i got left
is donuts.
609
00:26:21,360 --> 00:26:23,790
think forester's
telling the truth, he's really innocent?
610
00:26:23,860 --> 00:26:25,590
yeah, it seems
like it.
611
00:26:25,660 --> 00:26:26,960
his life
is pretty ruined.
612
00:26:27,030 --> 00:26:28,430
i don't know.
613
00:26:28,490 --> 00:26:29,990
probably gets
free donuts, right?
614
00:26:30,060 --> 00:26:31,430
at least a little discount.
615
00:26:31,490 --> 00:26:33,430
i wonder if huang is
still into big-time poker.
616
00:26:33,490 --> 00:26:34,890
i mean, there might be
a way to track him.
617
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:36,760
didn't ted used to gamble?
618
00:26:36,830 --> 00:26:38,990
yeah, he was
addicted to it.
619
00:26:39,060 --> 00:26:41,130
so he probably knows where
the high-stakes games are.
620
00:26:41,190 --> 00:26:43,030
uh, you guys are gonna
have to do that on your own.
621
00:26:43,090 --> 00:26:44,630
i got something
to take care of.
622
00:26:51,260 --> 00:26:52,660
hey, pookie.
623
00:26:52,730 --> 00:26:55,830
no. whatever it is
you're selling, no.
624
00:26:55,890 --> 00:26:57,330
oh, well,
nice to see you, too.
625
00:26:57,390 --> 00:27:00,290
i mean it, sock.
i'm tired, i'm cranky,
626
00:27:00,360 --> 00:27:02,490
and i'm really not
in the mood for this.
627
00:27:06,690 --> 00:27:08,790
where did you get this?
628
00:27:08,860 --> 00:27:11,030
where'd i get it?
629
00:27:11,090 --> 00:27:13,160
uh...look, look.
630
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:18,790
this was destroyed
in the fire.
631
00:27:18,860 --> 00:27:20,590
look, look.
632
00:27:20,660 --> 00:27:23,130
flannel cupcake pajamas,
all right?
633
00:27:23,190 --> 00:27:26,630
12,000 watt blow dryer,
with diffuser accessory.
634
00:27:26,690 --> 00:27:30,330
oh, that weird,
stinky bean pillow thing that smells like bread.
635
00:27:30,390 --> 00:27:32,160
here you go.
636
00:27:36,230 --> 00:27:39,090
that's jumbles, remember?
637
00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:42,230
did you steal this?
638
00:27:42,290 --> 00:27:44,060
what?
639
00:27:44,130 --> 00:27:46,060
this is thousands
of dollars worth of stuff, sock.
640
00:27:46,130 --> 00:27:47,330
ah...
641
00:27:47,390 --> 00:27:48,860
is it stolen
merchandise?
642
00:27:49,830 --> 00:27:51,990
how dare you!
643
00:27:52,060 --> 00:27:54,560
where'd you get
the money to pay for all this stuff, sock?
644
00:27:54,630 --> 00:27:55,960
i saved, josie.
645
00:27:56,030 --> 00:27:58,030
i saved my little pennies
because i felt bad.
646
00:27:58,090 --> 00:28:00,430
but now i can see
i should have kept the money for myself,
647
00:28:00,490 --> 00:28:03,990
because you are
ungrateful and mean.
648
00:28:04,060 --> 00:28:06,530
and, and the cupcake pajamas
649
00:28:06,590 --> 00:28:08,730
make it look like you have
a third butt cheek.
650
00:28:08,790 --> 00:28:10,660
ha ha ha!
651
00:28:10,730 --> 00:28:12,160
good-night, sock.
652
00:28:12,230 --> 00:28:14,030
hey, just to be clear,
653
00:28:14,090 --> 00:28:16,760
this noble gesture's
not gonna end in sex for you!
654
00:28:18,130 --> 00:28:20,760
or me.
655
00:28:23,660 --> 00:28:24,990
enter.
656
00:28:25,060 --> 00:28:27,530
hey, ted, can we talk
to you for a second?
657
00:28:27,590 --> 00:28:28,990
well, you can talk.
the question is,
658
00:28:29,060 --> 00:28:30,860
will i answer?
659
00:28:30,930 --> 00:28:33,330
we came for some advice.
660
00:28:33,390 --> 00:28:35,890
yeah, we need your guidance.
661
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:37,130
mm-hmm.
662
00:28:37,190 --> 00:28:40,730
if someone wanted to,
let's say, gamble...
663
00:28:40,790 --> 00:28:42,790
go on.
664
00:28:42,860 --> 00:28:46,530
but i mean, really gamble,
with a lot of money,
665
00:28:46,590 --> 00:28:48,730
where might one
go to do that?
666
00:28:48,790 --> 00:28:50,930
i can see that monkey
clinging to your back,
667
00:28:50,990 --> 00:28:52,530
and it pains me.
668
00:28:52,590 --> 00:28:54,230
there's no monkey, ted.
669
00:28:54,290 --> 00:28:56,030
there was once a boy,
not unlike you,
670
00:28:56,090 --> 00:28:58,730
who went down
that sweet path of easy money.
671
00:28:58,790 --> 00:29:00,060
he had life by the tail.
672
00:29:00,130 --> 00:29:02,190
the whole world
was wide open to him.
673
00:29:02,260 --> 00:29:04,530
his cards were smooth...
674
00:29:04,590 --> 00:29:06,230
ted, we know you don't
gamble anymore.
675
00:29:06,290 --> 00:29:07,730
but can you just tell us
where the big games are,
676
00:29:07,790 --> 00:29:09,490
any place the high rollers
might play?
677
00:29:10,890 --> 00:29:14,030
the highest stakes game
in the city is in chinatown.
678
00:29:14,090 --> 00:29:15,490
but even if
i told you where,
679
00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:16,930
you still
couldn't get in.
680
00:29:16,990 --> 00:29:19,830
it's a little above
your pay grade, sonny.
681
00:29:19,890 --> 00:29:22,490
you need at least
$10,000 just to walk in the door, and i--
682
00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:25,330
we got that covered, ted.
683
00:29:29,830 --> 00:29:32,160
stake me, and i'll
take you there myself.
684
00:29:32,230 --> 00:29:33,630
mm-hmm.
685
00:29:37,970 --> 00:29:39,440
look familiar?
686
00:29:39,510 --> 00:29:41,640
yeah, i remember
that, sure.
687
00:29:41,710 --> 00:29:44,070
sock gave that
to you.
688
00:29:44,140 --> 00:29:45,710
uh-huh, and he just
gave it to magain today.
689
00:29:45,770 --> 00:29:46,910
huh?
690
00:29:46,970 --> 00:29:48,370
remember that fire
that he set in my apartment?
691
00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:49,770
uh-huh.
692
00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:52,010
this morning, he just replaced
everything that burned up.
693
00:29:52,070 --> 00:29:53,970
this is just
the latest weirdness.
694
00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:55,470
sam, too,
if you haven't noticed.
695
00:29:55,540 --> 00:29:57,310
yeah, i'd have
to be blind not to.
696
00:29:57,370 --> 00:29:58,740
i mean,
the weird behavior,
697
00:29:58,810 --> 00:30:00,070
the ducking out of work
all e time.
698
00:30:00,140 --> 00:30:03,470
showing up at the courthouse
asking about cases.
699
00:30:03,540 --> 00:30:05,640
something is up.
700
00:30:13,910 --> 00:30:15,910
it's ok, they're with me.
701
00:30:15,970 --> 00:30:17,110
and who are you?
702
00:30:17,170 --> 00:30:20,770
a high roller,
and that's all you need to know.
703
00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:25,470
uh, name's ben.
704
00:30:26,810 --> 00:30:28,270
ben franklin.
705
00:30:28,340 --> 00:30:30,270
perhaps you've heard of me.
706
00:30:30,340 --> 00:30:33,010
here's my card,
all right?
707
00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:36,910
i could have done that.
708
00:30:36,970 --> 00:30:38,610
nobody told me
you were allowed to bribe.
709
00:30:38,670 --> 00:30:39,670
mm-hmm.
710
00:30:39,740 --> 00:30:41,710
wow, would you look at this?
711
00:30:41,770 --> 00:30:44,670
free booze,
hot asian chicks everywhere,
712
00:30:44,770 --> 00:30:46,170
and the whole place
smells like grease.
713
00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:47,410
i am home.
714
00:30:47,470 --> 00:30:49,710
slow, savor.
715
00:30:49,770 --> 00:30:51,170
when entering
a poker room,
716
00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:54,270
it is essential
to assess one's surroundings,
717
00:30:54,340 --> 00:30:56,670
take a moment
to--
718
00:30:56,740 --> 00:30:59,010
smell the action.
719
00:30:59,070 --> 00:31:01,240
over here, we have
the low stakes tables.
720
00:31:01,310 --> 00:31:04,340
down there, you have
the big daddy high rollers.
721
00:31:04,410 --> 00:31:05,640
y, bogey on radar.
722
00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:10,210
copy that.
723
00:31:10,270 --> 00:31:11,410
hey, dick-wit!
what?
724
00:31:11,470 --> 00:31:13,270
oh, hey, pete!
i want my money!
725
00:31:13,340 --> 00:31:14,840
oh, i can't!
726
00:31:14,910 --> 00:31:16,310
you wouldn't be
at a high roller game without a stake.
727
00:31:16,370 --> 00:31:17,810
now where is it?
728
00:31:18,910 --> 00:31:20,370
pete, that's $10,000.
729
00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:21,610
i only owe you 1,200.
730
00:31:21,670 --> 00:31:22,970
i get extra for
pain and suffering.
731
00:31:25,240 --> 00:31:26,570
oh!
732
00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:27,970
ha ha ha!
733
00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:29,940
oh, fellas, i am pooped.
734
00:31:30,010 --> 00:31:31,610
so i'm gonna let you guys
take it from here.
735
00:31:31,670 --> 00:31:34,870
so, peter,
it was really nice--ok?
736
00:31:37,140 --> 00:31:40,670
so, who's up for
a friendly game of cards?
737
00:31:50,670 --> 00:31:52,510
all our raises
are forward, sir.
738
00:31:52,570 --> 00:31:54,070
raise 2,000.
739
00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:57,440
evil guy
hasn't budged in like an hour.
740
00:31:57,510 --> 00:31:59,110
i'm losing
my shirt here.
741
00:31:59,170 --> 00:32:00,770
yeah, well, he'll have
to take a leak eventually,
742
00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:02,070
and then we'll get him.
mm-mmm.
743
00:32:02,140 --> 00:32:05,010
no. i'm gonna
shake him up a bit.
744
00:32:05,070 --> 00:32:07,510
all right, boys,
listen up.
745
00:32:09,270 --> 00:32:11,170
i'm lettin' it ride.
746
00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:14,610
letting it ri-ide.
747
00:32:14,670 --> 00:32:16,540
it's not your bet, sir.
748
00:32:16,610 --> 00:32:19,540
my bet, your bet,
what's the difference?
749
00:32:19,610 --> 00:32:21,370
friendly gam huh?
750
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:23,210
and besides,
if anybody at the table
751
00:32:23,270 --> 00:32:24,840
doesn't like the way
this little poker dog barks,
752
00:32:24,910 --> 00:32:27,770
they can leave.
isn't that right?
753
00:32:29,210 --> 00:32:31,110
take back your chips.
754
00:32:33,140 --> 00:32:35,710
for you, i will.
755
00:32:35,770 --> 00:32:38,070
because you remind me
of mr. sulu,
756
00:32:38,140 --> 00:32:41,070
who i lolove, a lot.
757
00:32:43,010 --> 00:32:44,440
yeah, um,
758
00:32:44,510 --> 00:32:46,970
i'm low on chips, so, uh...
759
00:32:48,310 --> 00:32:50,770
can i get 10 "gS"?
760
00:32:52,270 --> 00:32:54,410
$10,000.
761
00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:57,140
give me a break.
762
00:32:59,270 --> 00:33:00,810
finally.
mm-hmm.
763
00:33:00,870 --> 00:33:02,470
let's move.
let's move.
764
00:33:02,540 --> 00:33:05,040
excuse me, excuse me.
765
00:33:08,210 --> 00:33:10,270
you go on in,
i'll grab the stall next to him
766
00:33:10,340 --> 00:33:12,040
and let loose
with the vessel. he's back in hell,
767
00:33:12,110 --> 00:33:14,170
we get out of here
without our fingers broken.
768
00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:15,310
i like it.
769
00:33:15,370 --> 00:33:17,240
ok.
770
00:33:17,310 --> 00:33:18,310
oh, ben, ben!
771
00:33:20,710 --> 00:33:22,940
benny!
772
00:33:25,310 --> 00:33:29,010
i let go, he turns solid
and the wall cuts him in two.
773
00:33:29,070 --> 00:33:30,640
makes a hell of a mess.
774
00:33:30,710 --> 00:33:32,570
well,
what do you want?
775
00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:34,870
the soul catcher. now.
776
00:33:38,870 --> 00:33:40,010
ok, ok, ok, ok!
777
00:33:40,070 --> 00:33:41,310
here, here.
778
00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:44,570
now i'll take my money.
779
00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:47,270
uh, excuse you?
your money?
780
00:33:47,340 --> 00:33:49,010
sock! you idiot!
781
00:33:49,070 --> 00:33:51,740
10k wrapped in purple
from beakman savings.
782
00:33:51,810 --> 00:33:54,370
oh, it didn't come
from your piggy banks.
783
00:33:54,440 --> 00:33:55,840
where's the rest?
784
00:33:55,910 --> 00:33:57,170
let ben go first.
785
00:33:57,240 --> 00:33:59,940
you have 45 minutes
to bring me the rest of my money...
786
00:34:00,010 --> 00:34:02,410
or little benny here dies.
787
00:34:02,470 --> 00:34:05,710
45? come on, it's gonna
take an hour at least!
788
00:34:05,770 --> 00:34:08,440
tick, tick, tick,
789
00:34:08,510 --> 00:34:09,940
tick...
790
00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:18,670
ben! ben!
791
00:34:18,770 --> 00:34:19,970
ben!
792
00:34:21,610 --> 00:34:22,970
drop them and back away.
793
00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:24,070
no, no.
794
00:34:24,140 --> 00:34:25,540
first gives our friend.
795
00:34:27,810 --> 00:34:30,210
i seem to be holding
the high card.
796
00:34:30,270 --> 00:34:33,670
let's do it my way.
no.
797
00:34:33,740 --> 00:34:35,540
no!
798
00:34:35,610 --> 00:34:36,970
oh!
799
00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:39,310
that wall's
steel reinforced concrete.
800
00:34:39,370 --> 00:34:42,110
no oxygen in there.
801
00:34:42,170 --> 00:34:43,570
how long can your buddy
hold his breath?
802
00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:45,310
i-i don't know!
803
00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:51,210
let's try this again.
804
00:34:51,270 --> 00:34:52,910
give me the bags.
805
00:34:52,970 --> 00:34:54,670
aaah!
806
00:34:54,740 --> 00:34:56,470
screw this.
807
00:34:56,540 --> 00:34:58,040
what do you think
you're doing?
808
00:34:58,110 --> 00:34:59,440
the soul's already
got the vessel.
809
00:34:59,510 --> 00:35:01,940
he's just gonna
kill us the minute he gets the money.
810
00:35:02,010 --> 00:35:04,170
why give him
the satisfaction, huh? look at that!
811
00:35:04,240 --> 00:35:06,170
oh, sam-sammy!
right?!
812
00:35:06,270 --> 00:35:08,710
oh, please, you're trying
to bluff a poker player.
813
00:35:08,770 --> 00:35:10,270
that's embarrassing!
814
00:35:10,340 --> 00:35:11,340
aaah!
815
00:35:11,410 --> 00:35:13,340
it's devil money,
all right? it's cursed!
816
00:35:13,410 --> 00:35:16,370
hey, sam, i'm so
sorry! i'll take back the track suit.
817
00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:19,570
no! this money
will never ruin another life.
818
00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:21,970
no, don't sam!
819
00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:23,870
oh, oh!
it ends here!
820
00:35:23,940 --> 00:35:25,440
jeez!
821
00:35:32,070 --> 00:35:33,740
sam!
822
00:35:43,710 --> 00:35:45,740
underpants.
823
00:35:45,810 --> 00:35:47,440
my underpants.
824
00:35:48,740 --> 00:35:50,070
my brave underpants.
825
00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:03,540
that was some
primo acting, sammy.
826
00:36:03,610 --> 00:36:06,110
"this is the devil's
money, it's cursed!"
827
00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:11,510
no, but honestly,
you two scared the crap out of me.
828
00:36:11,570 --> 00:36:14,370
that was the only way
to get the vessel back.
829
00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:15,440
yeah.
830
00:36:15,510 --> 00:36:17,870
you know, i didn't
like that guy.
831
00:36:17,940 --> 00:36:19,040
oh...
832
00:36:19,110 --> 00:36:20,470
i mean, who the hell
does that,
833
00:36:20,540 --> 00:36:22,210
dragging a man
through the walls?
834
00:36:22,270 --> 00:36:23,440
wasn't cl.
835
00:36:23,510 --> 00:36:26,440
you hear me?
it wasn't cool!
836
00:36:26,510 --> 00:36:28,810
all right, ok.
ben, look,
837
00:36:28,870 --> 00:36:29,810
we take this money,
838
00:36:29,870 --> 00:36:31,210
we buy ourselves
some beach property
839
00:36:31,270 --> 00:36:32,940
with one of those
little infinity pools in the front.
840
00:36:33,010 --> 00:36:34,610
the devil's smart.
841
00:36:34,670 --> 00:36:36,140
there's a reason
he was so keen
842
00:36:36,210 --> 00:36:37,540
on getting us to spend this.
843
00:36:37,610 --> 00:36:39,210
he knew this much cash
would eventually corrupt us,
844
00:36:39,270 --> 00:36:41,970
make us turn on each other,
just like the bank robbers.
845
00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:43,870
nah, that would
never happen.
846
00:36:43,940 --> 00:36:45,070
actually, he's right.
847
00:36:45,140 --> 00:36:47,570
i-i had sort of planned
on buying a record label
848
00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:49,110
and not letting
you guys in on it.
849
00:36:49,170 --> 00:36:50,340
what?!
850
00:36:50,410 --> 00:36:53,010
i didn't do it.
851
00:36:53,070 --> 00:36:54,810
so who gets the cash?
852
00:36:54,870 --> 00:36:58,010
somebody who deserves it
a lot more than we do.
853
00:37:03,510 --> 00:37:05,170
ow! damn it!
854
00:37:05,240 --> 00:37:06,710
great.
855
00:37:08,070 --> 00:37:10,810
hold your water.
856
00:37:35,370 --> 00:37:37,410
whoo!
857
00:37:37,470 --> 00:37:39,270
whoo-hoo-whoo-whoo!
858
00:37:48,370 --> 00:37:50,410
all right,
you gotta leave.
859
00:37:50,470 --> 00:37:52,240
i'm meeting
somebody here.
860
00:37:52,310 --> 00:37:54,910
who? cady?
good-bye. yes.
861
00:37:54,970 --> 00:37:55,970
what, are you gonna
take her out on the town?
862
00:37:56,040 --> 00:37:58,470
oh, wait, you can't.
you're poor.
863
00:37:58,540 --> 00:38:00,710
what can i say? i thought
forester deserved the money.
864
00:38:00,770 --> 00:38:02,770
i did the right thing.
865
00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:04,640
oh...
866
00:38:04,710 --> 00:38:08,610
you know, you sounded
just like jimmy stewart for a second. i have chills.
867
00:38:08,670 --> 00:38:12,740
would you like
to take a little glimpse into mr. forester's future?
868
00:38:12,810 --> 00:38:16,370
a year-long gambling binge
in south america.
869
00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:19,710
and all that money's gone,
and he'll be homeless by next christmas.
870
00:38:19,770 --> 00:38:22,440
now, do you still
feel good about yourself?
871
00:38:22,510 --> 00:38:23,770
hey, sam.
872
00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:26,040
cady, hey.
873
00:38:26,110 --> 00:38:27,210
um, this--
874
00:38:27,270 --> 00:38:28,610
hi, jerry.
875
00:38:28,670 --> 00:38:29,910
cady.
876
00:38:31,170 --> 00:38:32,440
how's your mom?
877
00:38:32,510 --> 00:38:34,310
she's great...
878
00:38:34,370 --> 00:38:36,470
since she dumped you.
879
00:38:40,940 --> 00:38:43,370
first round is on me.
880
00:38:44,910 --> 00:38:46,670
good-night.
881
00:38:48,210 --> 00:38:51,640
i forgot you knew
that guy.
882
00:38:51,710 --> 00:38:53,610
what, are you guys
friends or something?
883
00:38:53,670 --> 00:38:56,370
no. no, no, no,
definitely not.
884
00:38:56,440 --> 00:38:57,870
he, uh...
885
00:38:57,940 --> 00:39:00,270
he knows my dad.
886
00:39:00,340 --> 00:39:03,310
dad.
887
00:39:03,370 --> 00:39:06,410
is...
is something wrong?
888
00:39:06,470 --> 00:39:08,410
sam, i lied to you.
889
00:39:08,470 --> 00:39:14,110
i'm not actually
the daughter of huey lewis' bandmate.
890
00:39:15,910 --> 00:39:18,040
ok...
891
00:39:18,110 --> 00:39:21,510
the truth is,
i have no idea who my real father is.
892
00:39:21,570 --> 00:39:24,570
and there's this weird period
where my mom said my dad
893
00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:28,310
might actually be...jerry.
894
00:39:29,740 --> 00:39:32,040
no.
895
00:39:32,110 --> 00:39:35,070
no, no, that's not
possible.
896
00:39:35,140 --> 00:39:37,810
the thought of me
being his kid...
897
00:39:39,340 --> 00:39:41,140
listen to me, you--
898
00:39:41,210 --> 00:39:44,240
you don't have one thing
in common with that guy.
899
00:39:44,310 --> 00:39:46,870
all right,
he's bitter, cynical, hurtful.
900
00:39:46,940 --> 00:39:49,210
you, you're funny.
you have a huge heart.
901
00:39:49,270 --> 00:39:53,410
you love people
and animals and huey lewis.
902
00:39:55,110 --> 00:40:00,010
this hand does not
contain one scrap of that guy's dna.
903
00:40:00,070 --> 00:40:02,670
i'd stake my life
on that.
904
00:40:07,270 --> 00:40:12,840
you're an amazing,
awe-inspiring boyfriend.
905
00:40:12,890 --> 00:40:17,440
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