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I don't know why you agreed to let
Jamie have the engagement party here.
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I was not going to let him
do it at his apartment.
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I don't think he has nice china.
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I don't even think he has a table.
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I don't want her parents to think
he can't take care of their daughter.
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Hmm. You're right.
Let them discover that over time.
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[Jamie] Guys.
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I'm right here.
I can hear everything you're saying.
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-I don't know what she sees in Jamie.
-Come on, Rob.
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I'm leaving.
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What?
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It's nice.
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Maybe too nice.
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Stop it.
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-[Patricia sighs]
-[Rob] Hmm.
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Cheese. We got the wine... Ooh, honey?
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-Can I give this salmon to the dog?
-No.
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-But it's wild.
-It doesn't matter.
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Dogs don't eat fish,
especially one that is two weeks old.
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Yeah, but dogs are basically scavengers.
It's what they do.
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They just go through the woods
and scavenge,
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eating whatever they can find.
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My dog isn't a scavenger.
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And he doesn't live in the woods.
He lives in a house.
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Yeah, but if he was in the woods,
he'd eat it.
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Yeah, but he's not in the woods.
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He's in a house, with toys and a blanket.
And he's watching TV right now.
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Throw it out!
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All right.
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Ay.
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[softly] Camilo.
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Camilo, come here.
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[theme music playing]
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-[Rob] Well.
-[Patricia] Hi.
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[Rob] What a party we have here.
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-I'm so nervous.
-Don't be. It's gonna be great.
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We are honored to have
you guys in our home
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to celebrate this lovely occasion.
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We're very happy for Allison
and our dear Jamie.
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[chuckles] He's like family.
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Yeah. You know, I've, uh...
I've known Jamie a long time.
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And I have never seen him this gaga
over a girl before. [chuckles]
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I mean, I've seen him
in love a bunch of times.
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So many times, I...
[chuckles] I lost count.
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Anyway, this is the first time I've...
I've ever seen it reciprocated.
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[Allison chuckles]
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I met Jamie back, uh...
1996, I think it was, right?
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-Yeah.
-[Rob chuckles]
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Yeah.
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It was on my third TV show. Remember that?
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Yep.
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Which was really cool because, um,
that was the first time I was the lead.
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[chuckles] Before that,
I was usually playing sidekicks.
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Which is still cool, you know,
'cause the money's good
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and you get to meet girls
and upgrade your friends and stuff...
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-[clears throat]
-Anyway, um...
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Jamie is, uh, very loyal, hardworking.
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We've been through a lot together.
Remember that, uh, time we went overseas?
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-Yeah. Oh, yeah.
-Visiting the troops.
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-Oh, God.
-[chuckles] Well, that's some tough duty.
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You know, you gotta go
for the whole weekend.
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And, uh, it's dangerous over there.
It's a fucking war zone.
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Anything can happen
when you're on that stage for an hour.
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[sighs]
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Anyway, I'm in my, uh, hotel suite at the,
uh, Marriott Kuwait Resort and Casino,
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and Jamie's staying at the barracks.
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I call him at three o'clock in the morning
'cause, uh, I don't have my earplugs.
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And I can't sleep without my earplugs,
so I call him up and I go,
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"Jamie, get the fuck over here.
I need my earplugs." [chuckling]
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So he came over,
and he forgot to bring his ID.
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And, you know, if you're leaving
the barracks, you gotta have your ID.
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So anyway, they searched him everywhere.
And I mean, everywhere.
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[chuckles] And it turned out the guy
that searched him didn't even work there.
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[laughs] That's enough stories. Yeah.
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[sighs] What I'm saying is, um,
Jamie's, uh, more than an employee.
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He's my friend.
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And, um... And almost part of the family.
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We're very happy that soon you'll be
almost part of the family, too.
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[retches]
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[vomiting]
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Jamie. Take him out.
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-But, Rob, we're trying to eat dinner.
-Take him out! He's throwing up.
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-[vomiting continues]
-[liquid spattering]
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Too late. Clean it up.
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-But--
-Come on, before it stains the floor.
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Get the mop, take him out!
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[vomiting]
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[coughing]
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Jamie, get her out.
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-Get her out!
-[Jamie] Okay.
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-Get to it! We got guests here. Come on.
-Stop it.
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To the middle of the lawn.
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Yeah. She can throw up
all she wants there.
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Thank you.
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Anyway... [sighs]
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-Sorry about that, guys.
-Cheers, everyone.
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[chuckles] Salud!
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Hey, baby. You want a glass of water?
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Holy shit!
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Does that mask come with a chainsaw
or do you have to bring your own?
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I have a photo shoot tomorrow.
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I want my skin to look
as good as possible.
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Oh. I thought you were auditioning
to play the new Leatherface.
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This is a hydrating spa mask.
105
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Well, whatever it's doing for you,
it's not worth what it just did to me.
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My stiffy just turned into a softy.
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Good.
108
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It's really good for your skin.
You should try it.
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-Nah, it's too late for me.
-True.
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Hey, I have something important
to tell you.
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What is it?
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Did you come alive in an ancient tomb
after being a mummy for 1,000 years?
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'Cause it's no big deal.
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If you turn over,
I'll still make love to you.
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-I'm serious.
-[cell phone ringing]
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Excuse me a second.
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Jell-O?
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Dude, you're blowing up.
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How's that?
120
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Word got out that you're doing
the new Corroñe movie.
121
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You're hot again, buddy.
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What does that mean, exactly?
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I got ten different offers for you today.
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That's fucking awesome.
I just got ten offers.
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What are they?
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All right. Nine of them,
you're gonna tell me
127
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you'd rather have somebody
shit on your chest.
128
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[scoffs] I'll be the judge of that.
What are they?
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One is a traveling cheese show.
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I'd rather have somebody shit on my chest.
131
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-See?
-What else you got?
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-Celebrity Hoarders.
-Too late.
133
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Patricia already threw away all my shit.
134
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Okay. A judge on America Has Talent.
135
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America's Got Talent!
America's Got Talent.
136
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God, that's a big show!
Howard Stern was a judge on that show!
137
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Oh, no. You're thinking
about America's Got Talent.
138
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This is America Has Talent.
On YouTube Red.
139
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I'd rather be on PornTube.
What's the good one?
140
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Oh, it's just a big studio picture.
141
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Great script. Great director.
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A good little part.
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Robbie, this is what
we've been waiting for.
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It doesn't come around a whole lot, man.
And we've been through the fire together.
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I mean, I'm finally gonna be able
to make some money off of you.
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This is a time to celebrate.
I'm gonna send it to you.
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It's getting real, Robbie.
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That's fantastic.
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Honey, this movie
is already changing our lives,
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and we haven't even started shooting it.
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I am so happy for you, honey.
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This is gonna be good for both of us.
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I'm gonna be making millions again.
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And you won't have to do
those depressing soap operas.
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-Thank you. You're so thoughtful.
-Anytime, babe.
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Hey, uh, I'm gonna jump in the sauna.
Care to join me?
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I shouldn't. It's too hot in there.
158
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That's the whole point.
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No, thanks.
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All right, whatever.
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Can you please take that thing off?
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I don't wanna accidentally shoot you
in the middle of the night.
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-I just freaking love it.
-Aw, you do?
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Yeah, I really do.
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-Oh, man.
-[chuckles softly]
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The minute I saw it,
I knew that was the one.
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You did?
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Not just 'cause it was so on sale,
169
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-but it was just beautiful.
-[laughs]
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-'Cause it was so on sale? Don't say that.
-I'm just kidding.
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I don't care that it was on sale.
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You know, honestly,
I'm happy it was on sale.
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That makes me think
you're, like, really smart.
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Aw. That's a nice way to look at it.
[chuckles]
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Mmm-hmm. Yeah.
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This is so nice.
Let's just do this all day, okay?
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-Okay.
-Mmm-hmm.
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[cell phone ringing]
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[sighs] No, ignore it.
Please, please, please.
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-Okay.
-[both sigh]
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-[ringing continues]
-[both groan]
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[scoffs]
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-Oh, shit. I gotta go.
-Oh.
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-Where are you going?
-Pick up Rob's dry cleaning.
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-It's a Sunday.
-Ah, he needs it.
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Don't you have, like, a schedule, or...
[sighs]
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I just work pretty much
whenever he needs me.
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Which is pretty much every day
since we met.
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What if you had plans?
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I don't know. It's never happened.
191
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What if... if we had plans?
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Like, what if I wanted to go
to the beach with you today?
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I'll be right back.
I'm just gonna drop this off.
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Unless he needs a juice
or a ride or just a good listener.
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[Allison sighs]
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Have you ever considered getting a...
a different job?
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No. Why?
198
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Because you can't be an assistant forever.
199
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I'm not doing this forever.
This is temporary.
200
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Who wouldn't want to work
with their friends?
201
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[sighs] Okay. Honey, look...
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I'm not trying to diminish you in any way.
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I love you.
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I'm not saying this as your fiancée.
I'm saying this as your friend.
205
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-Okay.
-I think you can do better.
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Honey, you're talking crazy. I love you.
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I could probably find
somebody better than you,
208
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but imagine how long that would take.
209
00:10:33,257 --> 00:10:37,094
I'd have to get back on Tinder and OKCupid
and farmers.com...
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I feel like what you and I have going on
is the best.
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Okay, I...
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I'm not talking about me.
I... I'm talking about your job.
213
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Look, Rob... Rob doesn't even like you.
214
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Come on, that's not fair.
He can be a little demanding at times.
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[sighs] He was so rude the other night.
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He literally made you clean up dog vomit.
217
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Then he made you clean up
my grandma's vomit.
218
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In his defense, it was my fault.
219
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I didn't get her out in time.
220
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She even did the pre-vomit warning
that people do, like... [retching]
221
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Oh. Yeah.
222
00:11:12,630 --> 00:11:14,131
And that's when you know
you have five seconds.
223
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That's not gonna happen next time.
224
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Honey, you are smart and hardworking.
225
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You have so much potential.
226
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Maybe you and my parents don't see it,
but I see it.
227
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What did your parents say exactly?
228
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It doesn't matter.
229
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We could do anything.
We could start a business.
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We have to think about our kids' future.
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Honey, we have a little time for that.
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Maybe not as much time as you think.
233
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Are you dying? I knew it.
234
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I'm pregnant.
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You're gonna be a daddy! [chuckles]
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-Oh, my God.
-[chuckles]
237
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-That's a real picture, baby?
-That's your baby.
238
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Oh, my God. This is the best.
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00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:10,396
-Oh, my God. Sorry.
-Ow! Ow, ow, ow.
240
00:12:10,479 --> 00:12:12,523
-[groaning softly]
-Wow!
241
00:12:12,606 --> 00:12:15,526
-Mmm-hmm. I know.
-I'm sorry. This is great.
242
00:12:15,609 --> 00:12:16,652
So cute, isn't it?
243
00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:20,990
Allison, this is the happiest
moment of my--
244
00:12:21,073 --> 00:12:22,741
-[cell phone ringing]
-Excuse me one second.
245
00:12:22,825 --> 00:12:25,161
Oh. My buddy needs me.
Rob needs his suit for dinner tonight.
246
00:12:25,244 --> 00:12:26,162
I'll be right back.
247
00:12:26,245 --> 00:12:28,747
-I'll go tell Rob about the baby.
-Mmm-hmm. Great.
248
00:12:28,831 --> 00:12:30,458
-I love you.
-[chuckles]
249
00:12:31,208 --> 00:12:33,294
-Okay. See you soon.
-[chuckles]
250
00:12:46,682 --> 00:12:48,309
[all sigh]
251
00:12:48,392 --> 00:12:50,853
-[woman 1] He's so cute.
-[woman 2] Mmm-hmm.
252
00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:53,522
They look so pretty back then.
253
00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:55,983
-Thank you. I wish that was my real life.
-[snorts]
254
00:12:56,066 --> 00:12:57,568
-[all chuckle]
-Just kidding.
255
00:12:57,651 --> 00:13:01,197
-And do you, Rico, promise to love her?
-[woman 2] Aw.
256
00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:03,782
-[woman 1 speaks Spanish]
-I do! [cries]
257
00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:07,161
Wow. I don't know
what I'm going to watch now.
258
00:13:07,244 --> 00:13:10,122
-You can watch your kids for once.
-[all laughing]
259
00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:11,207
No, thanks.
260
00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:15,169
No. No. No, no.
261
00:13:15,252 --> 00:13:16,795
[woman 1] What are you gonna do right now?
262
00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:18,756
Are you gonna take a break,
considering everything?
263
00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:21,008
-[shushes]
-What?
264
00:13:21,091 --> 00:13:22,218
You haven't told him?
265
00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:23,469
-No.
-[woman 1] Hmm.
266
00:13:23,552 --> 00:13:26,680
No, no, no. He's too excited
about this new movie he's doing.
267
00:13:26,764 --> 00:13:28,557
-Hmm.
-[sighs]
268
00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:31,018
I don't know. I don't want to put
that extra pressure on him.
269
00:13:31,101 --> 00:13:31,936
Mmm-hmm.
270
00:13:32,019 --> 00:13:34,605
I haven't seen him
that excited about anything.
271
00:13:35,898 --> 00:13:37,942
-I just don't want to ruin--
-[door closes]
272
00:13:43,030 --> 00:13:44,365
What's up, ladies?
273
00:13:44,448 --> 00:13:46,700
Mmm. Watching the finale.
274
00:13:46,784 --> 00:13:48,869
Oh, yeah? [scoffs]
275
00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:50,996
I wish I could watch TV like you guys.
276
00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:53,332
I gotta get back to my training.
277
00:13:55,876 --> 00:13:58,629
-Got a big action movie coming up.
-[TV playing indistinctly]
278
00:13:58,712 --> 00:14:00,256
Pretty exciting.
279
00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:02,925
It's looking pretty good. [sighs]
Hand-to-hand combat.
280
00:14:03,884 --> 00:14:05,761
It's just a lot to remember.
281
00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:08,222
You know what's looking better?
282
00:14:09,848 --> 00:14:10,849
Knife fighting.
283
00:14:11,934 --> 00:14:12,935
[Patricia] Mmm.
284
00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:17,064
But anyway... [breathing heavily]
285
00:14:17,147 --> 00:14:20,359
The good thing is the stick fighting.
That's what's kicking ass.
286
00:14:20,442 --> 00:14:22,194
-It's all about the flow.
-[sighs]
287
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:27,575
Flow. Flow, baby. Flow.
288
00:14:27,658 --> 00:14:29,201
[stick clatters]
289
00:14:30,786 --> 00:14:35,124
Sometimes, I just go with the one stick.
You know, flow of the one stick.
290
00:14:35,791 --> 00:14:37,459
-Flow.
-[stick clattering]
291
00:14:45,634 --> 00:14:47,636
Well, better get back to it.
292
00:14:48,512 --> 00:14:49,513
Training.
293
00:14:51,473 --> 00:14:53,225
[man on TV] I now pronounce you...
294
00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:55,352
Fuck all of you in your hearts!
295
00:15:11,869 --> 00:15:14,288
[Patricia] You have to read
all these nice comments.
296
00:15:14,371 --> 00:15:16,248
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
297
00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:19,543
"Soap opera is great."
"Love the finale."
298
00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:21,462
-"What a great couple."
-[loud thump]
299
00:15:21,545 --> 00:15:23,964
-Ow! Ow, my liver.
-What? Sorry.
300
00:15:24,048 --> 00:15:25,466
-Sorry.
-Oh, my... [groans]
301
00:15:25,549 --> 00:15:27,092
It was an accident. "Accidente",
I think you say.
302
00:15:27,801 --> 00:15:31,096
How's it going, champ? Thanks for bringing
the suits, especially on Sunday.
303
00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:35,184
-You're welcome. I'll see you guys later.
-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
304
00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:36,226
Where you going?
305
00:15:36,810 --> 00:15:38,854
Allison and I are going to the beach.
306
00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:41,231
-Beautiful day for it.
-Mmm-hmm.
307
00:15:41,315 --> 00:15:43,108
Young kids, you go enjoy yourselves.
308
00:15:43,192 --> 00:15:45,194
Um, actually, we're celebrating.
309
00:15:47,404 --> 00:15:50,824
I just found out that we're pregnant.
310
00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:53,077
[coughs and clears throat]
311
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:57,081
-No fucking way.
-I know.
312
00:15:57,164 --> 00:16:00,000
-How's that even possible?
-I just kept coming inside her.
313
00:16:00,584 --> 00:16:03,879
Okay, Jamie. Thank you.
That's enough information.
314
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:06,173
But thank you.
You have fun. Enjoy your day.
315
00:16:06,256 --> 00:16:08,217
Okay. I love you guys.
316
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:11,679
We love you too, Jamie.
We'll talk about that tomorrow.
317
00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:14,264
You guys are the best. Okay, bye.
318
00:16:14,348 --> 00:16:15,849
-[Patricia] All right.
-[Rob] See you, pal.
319
00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:23,065
I'm not saying anything.
320
00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:26,610
-Ever.
-[stick clatters]
321
00:16:26,694 --> 00:16:27,528
Ow.
322
00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:40,624
Jamie's our friend. We have to tell him.
323
00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:45,838
He had a vasectomy that you made him get.
There's no way it can be his baby.
324
00:16:45,921 --> 00:16:47,798
Well, nature has a way.
325
00:16:47,881 --> 00:16:50,342
Yeah, from some other guy's sperm.
326
00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:51,760
Nature has a way.
327
00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:56,015
Look, he's my employee. I'll tell him.
328
00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:59,893
No! He has to be told by someone
who won't enjoy it so much.
329
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:04,356
Would you like some prosciutto?
330
00:17:05,065 --> 00:17:07,192
-I don't think I can have it.
-Mmm.
331
00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:09,236
I think I can.
332
00:17:09,319 --> 00:17:12,990
Do you want to try my spaghetti?
It looks delicious.
333
00:17:13,574 --> 00:17:14,450
No.
334
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:19,121
Personal trainer said no starch.
[chuckles] I don't even crave it anymore.
335
00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:20,581
Wow.
336
00:17:20,664 --> 00:17:23,333
You're taking this very seriously.
I'm impressed.
337
00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:24,418
Thank you.
338
00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:27,212
This broccoli is so good.
339
00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:29,590
Whatever they're not putting on it
is fantastic.
340
00:17:29,673 --> 00:17:30,674
Hi.
341
00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:32,760
The girls in the kitchen and I
342
00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:35,554
wanted to know if it was okay
to take a picture with you.
343
00:17:35,637 --> 00:17:38,307
Uh, tell you what. Here's what we'll do.
344
00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:41,560
I'll go back there in a minute.
I'll take one picture with all of you.
345
00:17:41,643 --> 00:17:44,104
Just one, and then that's it.
346
00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:47,566
That's it. No more. Okay, deal? Deal.
347
00:17:48,859 --> 00:17:50,277
Um...
348
00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:54,073
Thank you. But, um,
I wanted to take a picture with her.
349
00:17:55,949 --> 00:17:58,869
We are all huge fans of your show,
Fuego y Pasión.
350
00:17:58,952 --> 00:18:01,371
-[chuckles] Oh, thank you!
-[waitress] Of course.
351
00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:03,707
Would you mind?
352
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,210
Oh, not at all. Please, uh...
353
00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:09,546
enjoy your muchachas.
354
00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:11,507
[chuckles] Gracias.
355
00:18:25,729 --> 00:18:26,897
I fucking love it.
356
00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:30,943
I'm just gonna get fat.
I don't give a fuck anymore.
357
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,827
[indistinct exclamation]
358
00:18:40,828 --> 00:18:43,247
-[Rob yells]
-[both grunting]
359
00:18:53,048 --> 00:18:53,924
Wow.
360
00:18:55,843 --> 00:18:57,344
[sighs] It's all coming back to me.
361
00:18:57,427 --> 00:18:59,555
I had no idea
you could really do this stuff.
362
00:18:59,638 --> 00:19:02,391
It's like riding a bike,
except with people trying to kill you.
363
00:19:02,474 --> 00:19:05,352
[chuckles] Then that sounds a lot
like riding a bike in Mexico City.
364
00:19:05,435 --> 00:19:08,021
-[both chuckle]
-Yeah.
365
00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:09,439
This is going to be good for you.
366
00:19:10,107 --> 00:19:11,066
What's that?
367
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,610
Being in a big movie with a big director.
368
00:19:14,236 --> 00:19:16,697
Get some real critical attention.
369
00:19:16,780 --> 00:19:19,032
That's what you always wanted, right?
370
00:19:20,033 --> 00:19:21,034
Is it?
371
00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:23,745
You always say
you're tired of being typecast.
372
00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:26,540
That critics don't take you
serious as an actor.
373
00:19:26,623 --> 00:19:30,377
Well, this is your chance
to show them what you can really do.
374
00:19:32,546 --> 00:19:34,840
Yeah. I guess it is.
375
00:19:36,925 --> 00:19:39,344
Look, I'm gonna be shooting
in Taiwan for six months.
376
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:41,388
You and Miranda going to be okay?
377
00:19:42,139 --> 00:19:45,058
Well, we'll make do, as always.
378
00:19:45,142 --> 00:19:46,727
We're gonna miss you, though.
379
00:19:46,810 --> 00:19:47,811
Wow.
380
00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:52,024
I was waiting for the sarcasm to come,
but it never did.
381
00:19:52,107 --> 00:19:54,735
Hmm. Give me five more minutes. [chuckles]
382
00:19:54,818 --> 00:19:56,069
I need to talk to Jamie.
383
00:19:56,153 --> 00:19:57,905
[Jamie grunting]
384
00:19:57,988 --> 00:20:00,032
Oh, you don't think I see you.
385
00:20:00,115 --> 00:20:01,950
Can I just hit him a few more times?
386
00:20:03,493 --> 00:20:05,579
-Oh, let me tell him.
-No.
387
00:20:05,662 --> 00:20:07,080
Please.
388
00:20:07,164 --> 00:20:09,833
-Why do you get to have all the fun?
-It's not fun.
389
00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:10,918
Jamie?
390
00:20:12,669 --> 00:20:13,837
[Jamie grunts]
391
00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:16,006
Better keep those pads on.
392
00:20:16,089 --> 00:20:18,717
Because what she's about to tell you
is gonna be a real beating.
393
00:20:22,763 --> 00:20:24,681
-Stop it.
-Sorry, sorry.
394
00:20:30,395 --> 00:20:31,688
[sighs]
395
00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:35,817
Jamie, you know how we always tell you
you are more than a friend?
396
00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:37,778
You're like family.
397
00:20:37,861 --> 00:20:41,615
And even though Rob doesn't mean it, I do.
398
00:20:42,366 --> 00:20:43,367
Okay.
399
00:20:43,450 --> 00:20:44,826
This is really hard for me.
400
00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:49,831
I need to tell you something,
and I don't really want to, but...
401
00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:51,750
but I feel like you need to know.
402
00:20:51,833 --> 00:20:55,254
It's something about someone
very close to you.
403
00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:57,130
[mouths] No.
404
00:21:00,968 --> 00:21:03,679
I don't think Allison
has been telling you the truth.
405
00:21:04,304 --> 00:21:05,764
What do you mean?
406
00:21:05,847 --> 00:21:10,477
Remember how Rob forced you
to get a vasectomy against your will?
407
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:12,229
That was a bad day. [chuckles]
408
00:21:12,312 --> 00:21:16,692
Well, um, when men have vasectomies,
409
00:21:16,775 --> 00:21:19,194
it's because they don't want
to have kids anymore.
410
00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:22,739
But it wasn't my choice
to have a vasectomy.
411
00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:25,325
I'm glad I'm having a kid. [chuckles]
412
00:21:25,409 --> 00:21:27,119
[Patricia] What I'm trying to say is,
like...
413
00:21:35,252 --> 00:21:37,713
Jamie, what I'm trying to say is
414
00:21:37,796 --> 00:21:42,134
once you have a vasectomy,
it is impossible to have kids.
415
00:21:42,718 --> 00:21:45,387
Your sperm doesn't work.
416
00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:49,474
Like, there's nothing.
It's emptiness in there.
417
00:21:49,558 --> 00:21:52,728
It's like someone else did a...
[continues indistinctly]
418
00:21:57,816 --> 00:21:58,900
Oh, my God.
419
00:22:05,490 --> 00:22:08,327
-I'm sorry.
-Oh, my God. [sniffles]
420
00:22:10,412 --> 00:22:13,457
Um, I don't feel anything. [sniffles]
421
00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:16,793
You're in shock. It's okay.
422
00:22:20,422 --> 00:22:24,009
No, I mean, your hands touching my hand.
I don't feel anything.
423
00:22:26,344 --> 00:22:28,638
I think the gloves
are cutting off my circulation.
424
00:22:31,099 --> 00:22:32,434
Oh, that looks nice.
425
00:22:58,835 --> 00:22:59,920
There she is.
426
00:23:00,003 --> 00:23:03,090
-There's our girl. Hey!
-[Omar] Look at you. Wow!
427
00:23:03,173 --> 00:23:05,383
-Wow. Look at you. Mmm.
-Hi. [chuckles]
428
00:23:05,467 --> 00:23:07,636
Omar Valdez. How are you?
429
00:23:07,719 --> 00:23:10,597
I'm from Latino Talent Management.
This is--
430
00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:13,683
-Andreas Cruz. Very nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you, too.
431
00:23:13,767 --> 00:23:15,352
Thank you so much for having us here.
Thank you.
432
00:23:15,435 --> 00:23:17,479
Of course. I have a few minutes
before my photo shoot.
433
00:23:17,562 --> 00:23:18,563
-Thank you.
-[Omar] I don't know if you know,
434
00:23:18,647 --> 00:23:22,734
but we basically represent
all the big Latin stars in the world.
435
00:23:22,818 --> 00:23:24,778
-In the world. We have Benicio Del Toro.
-[Omar] Mmm-hmm.
436
00:23:24,861 --> 00:23:26,571
Okay? Shakira. Ricky Martin.
437
00:23:26,655 --> 00:23:29,282
-And, you know, we love what you do.
-Yeah.
438
00:23:29,366 --> 00:23:30,909
-And we wanna represent you.
-We can't believe that
439
00:23:30,992 --> 00:23:32,744
-you don't have representation.
-[Patricia] Oh, stop it.
440
00:23:32,828 --> 00:23:34,496
How do you not have representation?
441
00:23:34,579 --> 00:23:37,916
You're coming off this soap opera,
doing Revlon, and you don't have an agent?
442
00:23:37,999 --> 00:23:39,835
At all? This is insane.
443
00:23:39,918 --> 00:23:41,795
Oh, thank you, I'm very flattered.
444
00:23:41,878 --> 00:23:44,214
We think you can be
the next big star, okay?
445
00:23:44,297 --> 00:23:46,133
Sofía Vergara, Modern Family? No, no.
446
00:23:46,216 --> 00:23:50,095
We want to base something around you.
We need to develop something around you.
447
00:23:50,178 --> 00:23:51,680
Okay? Get you out on some movie auditions.
448
00:23:51,763 --> 00:23:53,640
-Yeah. Your own TV show.
-Leads. Yes.
449
00:23:53,723 --> 00:23:55,433
-[laughs] I didn't even think about that.
-[Omar] Hmm?
450
00:23:55,517 --> 00:23:57,769
We know you're gonna be a star.
We've never been wrong.
451
00:23:57,853 --> 00:24:00,480
-Yeah. I've never seen this guy be wrong.
-Never been wrong.
452
00:24:00,564 --> 00:24:01,773
-Okay, well--
-We're excited.
453
00:24:01,857 --> 00:24:04,401
We're excited. I mean, I'm very...
I can't stop talking. You know?
454
00:24:04,484 --> 00:24:05,944
-I know, well--
-Ready?
455
00:24:06,027 --> 00:24:07,112
-Okay?
-What do you think?
456
00:24:07,195 --> 00:24:10,240
Well, thank you. I mean, you know--
457
00:24:10,323 --> 00:24:11,324
-We're good?
-Yeah!
458
00:24:11,408 --> 00:24:13,243
-Yes, you are. Yeah.
-You ready to sign the papers?
459
00:24:13,326 --> 00:24:14,744
-[Patricia] Oh, I would love to.
-Yeah.
460
00:24:14,828 --> 00:24:15,787
And, uh...
461
00:24:15,871 --> 00:24:19,291
But, uh, you know what?
I'm thinking about taking a break.
462
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,669
-Just a little bit.
-[Omar] Um... Whoa.
463
00:24:22,752 --> 00:24:25,213
-You wanna take a break?
-[stammers] I mean... Break?
464
00:24:25,297 --> 00:24:27,007
It's... it's for personal reasons.
465
00:24:28,175 --> 00:24:32,053
[stutters] This is an opportunity
that you might not get back.
466
00:24:32,137 --> 00:24:35,015
You might not get to this point
ever again.
467
00:24:35,098 --> 00:24:38,018
Sometimes people get to the top once,
and that's it.
468
00:24:38,101 --> 00:24:39,477
This is your chance.
469
00:24:40,312 --> 00:24:41,313
Right now.
470
00:24:41,396 --> 00:24:42,439
Mmm. Mmm-hmm.
471
00:24:45,567 --> 00:24:47,611
Um... Okay.
472
00:24:47,694 --> 00:24:50,405
-[sighs] Okay.
-This is my information. Um...
473
00:24:50,488 --> 00:24:55,035
I don't want to waste your time,
and I don't want you to waste our time.
474
00:24:55,118 --> 00:24:57,913
And I'm telling you, this is...
The time is now.
475
00:24:57,996 --> 00:25:01,208
-Think about it.
-Yeah. Yeah, of course. Thank you.
476
00:25:01,291 --> 00:25:05,795
Not many people get to where
you're at right now. Okay?
477
00:25:05,879 --> 00:25:09,216
Just want to take you a little further.
Remember that.
478
00:25:09,299 --> 00:25:12,427
[Omar] You're a star.
So why don't you just think about it?
479
00:25:12,510 --> 00:25:14,721
-I will. Thank you.
-[Omar] Okay. Thanks so much.
480
00:25:14,804 --> 00:25:16,973
Thank you. I appreciate it.
481
00:25:44,668 --> 00:25:46,336
Where have you been?
482
00:25:46,419 --> 00:25:49,506
I've been craving
a sweet potato beet vegan Popsicle.
483
00:25:49,589 --> 00:25:50,882
I have an idea.
484
00:25:50,966 --> 00:25:53,760
Maybe you should fall into a garden
with your mouth open?
485
00:25:55,053 --> 00:25:56,221
It tastes the same.
486
00:25:58,431 --> 00:26:00,433
You always said they were great.
487
00:26:00,517 --> 00:26:02,602
Oh, yeah. Yeah, they're great
488
00:26:02,686 --> 00:26:05,021
if you're trying to quit eating Popsicles
for the rest of your life.
489
00:26:05,105 --> 00:26:06,147
Then they're perfect.
490
00:26:06,856 --> 00:26:09,609
Oh, thank goodness you bought
this vegan bread again
491
00:26:09,693 --> 00:26:11,069
that you buy every week.
492
00:26:11,152 --> 00:26:15,573
My favorite part of it is that they
somehow make it look exactly like bread
493
00:26:15,657 --> 00:26:16,950
but tastes nothing like bread.
494
00:26:17,033 --> 00:26:19,911
Okay. You know what?
I'm not gonna tolerate this.
495
00:26:19,995 --> 00:26:22,205
I... I don't know why
you're acting this way.
496
00:26:22,289 --> 00:26:23,665
Maybe we should break up.
497
00:26:24,833 --> 00:26:27,210
This baby needs his father.
498
00:26:27,294 --> 00:26:29,504
Maybe you should call him,
see what he's up to.
499
00:26:30,714 --> 00:26:32,173
[scoffs]
500
00:26:32,257 --> 00:26:35,385
I think I know what happened.
Everything was going fine,
501
00:26:35,468 --> 00:26:38,763
and then you made him eat
some of your fake, shitty food.
502
00:26:38,847 --> 00:26:40,807
And he ate it, and he was like,
"That's not fucking food,
503
00:26:40,890 --> 00:26:42,267
I don't want it anymore."
504
00:26:42,350 --> 00:26:44,269
Oh. Am I close?
505
00:26:44,352 --> 00:26:47,564
Look, I... I don't know
what's going on here.
506
00:26:47,647 --> 00:26:51,443
Clearly, you are really upset
about something.
507
00:26:52,068 --> 00:26:54,195
I don't know what Rob did this time.
508
00:26:54,279 --> 00:26:55,655
I know it's not my baby.
509
00:26:58,867 --> 00:27:00,994
What are you talking about?
510
00:27:01,077 --> 00:27:02,329
I had a vasectomy.
511
00:27:03,747 --> 00:27:04,914
I forgot.
512
00:27:04,998 --> 00:27:07,417
You don't remember having a vasectomy?
513
00:27:07,500 --> 00:27:10,045
I was smoking
some very, very powerful weed.
514
00:27:10,128 --> 00:27:13,048
Rob wanted to know what it was like,
and so he wanted me to go...
515
00:27:13,131 --> 00:27:16,760
-You know, it doesn't matter. I had one!
-That is so weird. Okay, you know what?
516
00:27:17,802 --> 00:27:18,803
[sighs] You're right.
517
00:27:19,971 --> 00:27:20,847
You're right.
518
00:27:21,431 --> 00:27:22,390
I lied.
519
00:27:24,309 --> 00:27:25,477
It's not your baby.
520
00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:27,687
-I knew it.
-I'm sorry.
521
00:27:27,771 --> 00:27:31,691
But I love you. I do. I love you.
And we're getting married.
522
00:27:31,775 --> 00:27:32,859
I don't want to anymore.
523
00:27:33,568 --> 00:27:34,569
What? Really?
524
00:27:35,737 --> 00:27:36,946
Why?
525
00:27:37,030 --> 00:27:41,076
Why? Are you fucking kidding me?
I don't know, why?
526
00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:44,454
You know what's interesting?
If you had just told me...
527
00:27:45,246 --> 00:27:46,956
I would have been okay with it.
528
00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:49,000
-Please.
-[sighs]
529
00:27:49,084 --> 00:27:52,754
Please, don't leave me. Don't leave us.
530
00:27:53,797 --> 00:27:58,176
This baby, this can be your baby.
We can pretend this is your baby.
531
00:27:58,259 --> 00:28:00,136
Right? I mean, that's okay.
We can do that.
532
00:28:00,220 --> 00:28:03,098
-Please, Jamie. Please, please, please.
-Okay, don't get upset.
533
00:28:03,181 --> 00:28:06,017
-Hold on.
-[crying] I'm so scared right now.
534
00:28:06,101 --> 00:28:07,560
Okay. Calm down. Calm down. It's not...
535
00:28:07,644 --> 00:28:09,771
-I just don't know where I would go!
-Calm down. Okay, calm down.
536
00:28:09,854 --> 00:28:10,897
-I'm begging you!
-Don't get upset.
537
00:28:10,980 --> 00:28:12,732
-Please, don't make this...
-No, don't cry.
538
00:28:12,816 --> 00:28:14,567
Come here. Hold on. Hold on.
It's not good for the baby.
539
00:28:14,651 --> 00:28:17,112
No, it's not good for the baby.
You're right!
540
00:28:17,195 --> 00:28:21,157
Just calm down.
Calm down. Okay. Yes, Allison.
541
00:28:21,241 --> 00:28:23,118
-That's better.
-It is?
542
00:28:23,201 --> 00:28:27,914
-Everything's gonna be okay. Okay?
-Okay. Yeah. You know... [chuckles]
543
00:28:28,540 --> 00:28:30,959
I knew that...
I knew that we could get through this.
544
00:28:32,961 --> 00:28:35,380
I still need you
to get all your shit out of my place.
545
00:28:36,673 --> 00:28:42,512
When I said that it'll be okay,
I meant, like, eventually, at some point.
546
00:28:44,931 --> 00:28:46,641
You're still breaking up with me?
547
00:28:48,226 --> 00:28:51,271
Yeah. I need you to leave.
548
00:28:52,772 --> 00:28:53,648
[scoffs]
549
00:28:54,858 --> 00:28:57,360
[breathing heavily]
550
00:28:58,570 --> 00:28:59,446
[grunts]
551
00:29:00,155 --> 00:29:04,367
[gasps] Oh, my God! You hit me!
552
00:29:04,451 --> 00:29:05,994
-No, I didn't.
-Yes, you did!
553
00:29:06,077 --> 00:29:07,203
I was standing over here!
554
00:29:07,287 --> 00:29:09,122
-[screams]
-What the... What are you doing?
555
00:29:09,956 --> 00:29:13,376
You beat me.
You're beating pregnant women now.
556
00:29:13,460 --> 00:29:15,545
I didn't beat a pregnant woman.
You beat a pregnant woman.
557
00:29:15,628 --> 00:29:17,964
-That's your doing.
-Yes you did. You're an animal!
558
00:29:18,047 --> 00:29:19,966
I was standing over here! I mean...
559
00:29:20,049 --> 00:29:22,093
-You're beating a pregnant woman!
-[cries]
560
00:29:22,177 --> 00:29:24,095
You're hitting me! He's hitting me!
561
00:29:24,179 --> 00:29:27,223
-He is not hitting her!
-Yes! Yes, he's hitting me! [screams]
562
00:29:27,307 --> 00:29:29,309
Oh, my God. You're a crazy person!
563
00:29:30,518 --> 00:29:32,979
I'm crazy? You think I'm crazy?
564
00:29:33,062 --> 00:29:35,231
I thought you were. Now I know you are!
565
00:29:35,315 --> 00:29:38,985
-[crying]
-You almost had me with the crying thing.
566
00:29:39,068 --> 00:29:40,195
Should I cry more?
567
00:29:40,278 --> 00:29:42,947
-Holy shit! You have to leave.
-Jamie, please.
568
00:29:43,031 --> 00:29:43,948
-We gotta go.
-Please don't make me.
569
00:29:44,032 --> 00:29:45,283
-It's time to go.
-Where will I go?
570
00:29:45,366 --> 00:29:47,243
Just out there. Just not here.
571
00:29:47,327 --> 00:29:48,453
-Here. We gotta go.
-You're choking me!
572
00:29:48,536 --> 00:29:50,413
Oh, I'm not! My hands are right here.
573
00:29:50,497 --> 00:29:52,332
-Okay. Here we go. Come on.
-[screams]
574
00:29:52,415 --> 00:29:54,667
-Jamie, please don't make me leave.
-I almost married a crazy person.
575
00:29:54,751 --> 00:29:56,586
-Oh, you think I'm crazy now?
-Here we go. Okay, yes.
576
00:29:56,669 --> 00:29:58,546
I got mauled by a bear for you!
577
00:29:58,630 --> 00:29:59,589
Holy shit!
578
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:03,760
-Make sure you have something to eat.
-Look at my face!
579
00:30:06,930 --> 00:30:08,097
I might have to move.
580
00:30:12,018 --> 00:30:15,688
[gate agent] Ladies and gentlemen,
China Airlines Flight CI009
581
00:30:15,772 --> 00:30:18,525
non-stop service
from Los Angeles to Taipei
582
00:30:18,608 --> 00:30:24,072
would like to invite Emerald Card member
and Premium Business Class passenger
583
00:30:24,155 --> 00:30:25,740
to board at this moment.
584
00:30:25,824 --> 00:30:28,117
[gate agent speaking Mandarin]
585
00:31:12,954 --> 00:31:14,581
[indistinct chatter]
586
00:31:56,372 --> 00:32:01,085
-A little wine, baby?
-No, none for me. Thank you.
587
00:32:06,925 --> 00:32:09,385
I'm gonna jump in the sauna.
Care to join me?
588
00:32:10,261 --> 00:32:12,805
I shouldn't. It's too hot in there.
589
00:32:15,767 --> 00:32:19,771
-Some prosciutto?
-I don't think I can have that.
590
00:32:31,074 --> 00:32:32,075
[coughs]
591
00:32:33,076 --> 00:32:34,702
Come on. One hit.
592
00:32:51,636 --> 00:32:55,014
-Have a great first day at school.
-Thanks, Dad.
593
00:32:57,892 --> 00:32:59,769
Daddy, can you play with me?
594
00:33:18,079 --> 00:33:19,372
[airline representative] Mr. Schneider...
595
00:33:20,206 --> 00:33:22,417
are you ready for preboarding now?
596
00:33:24,002 --> 00:33:25,128
No.
597
00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:28,673
The Premium Business Class
is boarding now, sir.
598
00:33:31,968 --> 00:33:33,219
I'm not going.
599
00:33:34,637 --> 00:33:36,055
[sighs]
600
00:33:38,141 --> 00:33:39,142
[speaking Mandarin]
601
00:33:39,809 --> 00:33:40,977
Thank you.
602
00:33:54,282 --> 00:33:55,616
[bones cracking]
603
00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:57,118
[inaudible]
604
00:34:29,859 --> 00:34:30,860
Uger.
605
00:34:32,820 --> 00:34:36,616
Four hundred dollars? Fuck that!
606
00:34:50,338 --> 00:34:52,715
See you. Bye.
607
00:34:55,176 --> 00:34:57,178
[panting]
608
00:35:06,145 --> 00:35:07,855
What are you doing here?
609
00:35:08,564 --> 00:35:10,066
Is it a boy or a girl?
610
00:35:11,234 --> 00:35:12,652
It's another girl.
611
00:35:13,361 --> 00:35:14,821
Fuck!
612
00:35:16,739 --> 00:35:18,449
[sighs]
613
00:35:18,533 --> 00:35:19,742
I love her already.
614
00:35:22,495 --> 00:35:25,665
-What happened to the movie?
-[sighs] I'm not going.
615
00:35:26,332 --> 00:35:28,501
But you cannot give up your dream.
616
00:35:29,168 --> 00:35:31,337
I was only doing that movie
to gain acceptance
617
00:35:31,420 --> 00:35:34,048
from people that I don't care
what they think about anyway.
618
00:35:35,675 --> 00:35:38,136
On my three-hour ride home
from the airport,
619
00:35:39,470 --> 00:35:40,805
I realized something important.
620
00:35:42,390 --> 00:35:45,768
Never being accepted by critics is a gift.
621
00:35:47,019 --> 00:35:48,020
I'm free.
622
00:35:49,272 --> 00:35:53,901
I'm not gonna let my success be defined
by what other people think of me.
623
00:35:55,778 --> 00:35:59,574
My real success is my family with you.
624
00:36:01,742 --> 00:36:03,661
And I'm not gonna miss
another minute of it.
625
00:36:05,955 --> 00:36:08,791
-I love you.
-I love you, too.
626
00:36:15,256 --> 00:36:16,549
Are you sure it's a girl?
627
00:36:17,258 --> 00:36:18,134
Yes.
628
00:36:18,217 --> 00:36:19,802
[sighs] Okay.
629
00:36:32,690 --> 00:36:33,691
[door closes]
630
00:36:38,779 --> 00:36:40,781
[orchestral music playing]
631
00:36:40,831 --> 00:36:45,381
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