All language subtitles for Potato.Star.2013QR3.E01.130923.HDTV.H264.720p-WITH

-=Red Sun=-

-=I want to eat this sugar pie=-

-=My house, 30 years later=-

-=My parents don't do this.=-
-=This definitely appears in dramas=-

Cancer is the leading cause of mortality.

-=My dad is extremely handsome=-

Every day...
Night ends and day comes.

Night ends and day comes.

But, who would have known that this
endless cycle would be broken one day?

OMG!

It is really hard to predict where
the crisis will come from.

Hey, the alarm clock keeps ringing.

Jin A, wake up.

Didn't you say you have to wake up
early for the foundation day today?

Oh my. You scared the shit out of me.

Wake up.

Look at your hair.
You look like a ghost.

I only fell asleep this morning.

Just turn off the light!

Even so, I still couldn't go to sleep.
Whose fault was that?

Yes. I should die.

You couldn't sleep everyday because
you keep drawing these.

The products your pyramid company
sells are terrible.

What is terrible?

What shampoo makes your hair this stringy?

It smoothens my hair.

Our company doesn't do pyramid selling.
We are direct sellers.

They're the same thing.

Brat.

Hurry up with that then eat.

Don't you need to be there by 9?
You'll be late.

Just throw the food to me.

Come over and eat.
Are you a seal?

I told you to throw it to me.

How annoying.

Oh, does your manager need heating pads?

No.

Not even one?

Not even one.

I only need to sell 28 of them and
then there won't be any fees.

=There is news on an incident.=

=Last night at 2 am at the public park,=

=a woman in her 20s died of strangulation.=

=Police have initiated an investigation.=

=Police believe that the recent murder case
of this woman aged in her 20s=

=near Bukgajwa-dong was brutally
beaten by a weapon...=

Why are the murderers so vicious?

=The investigation will be focused on the
weapon used by the killer.=

Why don't they repair the street lights on our street?

That's right!

The world is so dangerous.
They don't listen to us at all.

These civil servants are not picking up again.

=On to other news.=

- Did they go to work at all?
- =USA's NASA said next Thursday,=

=around 12 midnight, October 3,
a small asteroid 2013QR3,=

=will pass Earth from a distance of 800 000 km.=

Yong Jun, are you all right?

I heard you hit an officer.

You'll get imprisoned for hitting
an officer in the army.
Are you all right?

I'm also spaced-out these days.

I told you, right?
My boss is a sensitive person.

I forgot to take my medicine this morning.

Should I get it after I drop you off at the office?

Wait a bit...

Wife, I forgot to take my medicine this morning.

What can you do?
Skipping a day won't kill you.

The doctor said to take it on time.

Since I didn't take it,
I feel pressure on my bladder.

My prostrate feels really bloated.

That's enough. Nothing will happen
from missing a day of medication.
You're being sensitive.

Bye! I'm busy.

Seriously.

I swear there's pressure on my bladder.

How could I forget something I eat everyday?

I was really happy when I heard
that Mr. Sensitive was retiring because
of his prostate.

But his son is coming.

A pompous stuck-up man.

Did you prepare your inauguration speech?

There's no need to prepare.

I'll just say whatever comes to mind.

Who wrote my educational background
in our company's homepage?

I don't know.

It was probably Miss Hwang.

She wrote Harbard instead
of Harvard University.

Why?

It's probably because I didn't take the medicine.
My bladder feels really squeezed.

Can't you hold it?

- If you can't--
- Use this.

The mouth of this bottle is too small.

Will this fit?

It's caught.
It's trapped.

I'll pull it.

The mouth of this bottle is too small.

Just shoot it in.

No, it will be all over the place.

It's okay, I'll catch it.
Come, begin.

It's not coming out.

You can't catch it.
It's not coming out.

I said it's okay.
Just release it comfortably.

Come, "Shhhe".

Don't rush me.

I'm sensitive so it won't come out
if you do this.

Yes.

But should we keep Director O?

During the merge,
it seemed like he used BW bonds.

He's not like that.
Don't worry about him.

He is a founding member.
He knows too much about our family.

It will be a problem if he becomes our enemy.

That's why I don't like him more.

Feels like he caught our weakness.

His name is also irritating.
His name is Director O, what's that?

It's out.

It splashed to your hand.

We have arrived.

Do you want tissue?

Don't worry about it.
I'll wipe it later.

Welcome.

Newly-appointed CEO.
Congratulations.

Congratulations?
Please help me, Director O.

Chauffeur, you skipped breakfast
because you came early today, right?

It's all right, Sir.

Go have some stew at the store upfront.

3 000?

It's missing 1 000.

Hello, Mr. CEO.

Can I borrow 1 000 Won?
I'll pay you back later.

Okay.

Miss Hwang.
I'm really going crazy.

What's wrong?

I've forgotten to take my prostate medication.

Do you want me to get it from your house?

Forget it.
My wife will get mad again.

I'll go and talk to her properly.

Talk to her?

No, let's see how it goes first.

If my body can hold it,
then I don't need to eat it.

Go get it if I absolutely
can't endure it any longer.

We have a special situation today, don't go far.
Stay by my side.

Yes.

Secretary Hwang.

Yes?

My university in the company's homepage
is not Harbard, it's Harvard.

Pardon?

I graduated from Harvard.
HARVARD.

You wrote HARBARD.
Change it, quick.

ASAP.

Yong Jun, this guy is not normal.

Shoot the video properly when the
customers sing the logo song.

This will be reported to the head office.

You all know how to sing the logo song?

We didn't receive it.

Why didn't you receive it?

Learn it quickly.

Na Jin A, show them.

~ I want to eat a smiling burger. ~

~ The smiling burger that makes people smile. ~

~ With roasted to perfection tomato, ~

~ rich and hearty fried chicken, ~

~ crispy cabbage, ~

~ coupled with spicy hot mustard. ~

~ It will bring out a smile after you eat. ~

~ Hot, hot, hot chicken burger. ~

~ Smiling burger. ~

What's wrong?

The toilet is blocked up.
Someone used the toilet earlier.

Geez.

Jin A, take care of it.

Here, Eonni.

What the heck?

Is it blocked down there?

Do I tackle it directly?

Okay!

Don't use strength to dredge the toilet.
You need to do it rhythmically.

You're the best, Eonni.
You're also beautiful when it
comes to dredging toilets.

In 1981, Kong Kong Company had
taken a historic step.

And also entered a joint venture
into Sky Kong Kong.

Thanks to Sky Kong Kong,
our Kong Kong changed the world.

And in 1988, we exclusively produced

Seoul Olympic's mascot, Little Tiger.

It went out of Korea
to conquer the world.

The Dance Mat of 1997.

The dance mat that brought about
dance craze amongst young people.

=Thanks to the Dance Dance Revolution,=

=our company is soaring high again.=

And again in 2012, with the merging of
Kong Kong companies,

=Sewon Condoms, our Diapers,
Bong Won Flour, Kong Kong Toys=

=Kong Kong became a joint-stock company.=

This is the speech manuscript.
Next order is--

And this part, is different from the rehearsal.

I found a way to ease the
burden of the bladder.

- Pardon?
- Medicine.

I saw it on the internet.

Ah, yes.
Sir, this part here and this...

So it feels like my bladder
contracted a bit.

Don't you have those moments?

Like what?

Bladder retraction.

What?

Good for you.
Your bladder is in tip-top shape.

When am I going on stage?

Please welcome Kong Kong's owner
and also Sky Kong Kong's inventor,

CEO No Song.

~ I want to eat a smiling burger.
A smiling burger that makes people smile. ~

~ With roasted to perfection tomato... ~

Sorry.

Excuse me.

Do you want to order?
What is your order?

It's not like that.

If I sing it twice,
will you give me 2 hamburgers?

It is not like that.

It's one song per person.

Please wait a moment.

Sing with me, Granny.

~ I want to eat the smiling burger. ~

~ The smiling burger that brings smile to people. ~

~ With roasted to perfection tomato ~

Dry and rough?

Backwards?

Rich and hearty

Dirty, dirty.

Wow, congrats!
You two passed.

I'll give you 2 smiling burger set meals.

Enjoy it with Grandma.

Yes.

The man who will lead Kong Kong,
CEO No Min Hyeok.

Do you know Charles River?

It borders Cambridge and passes Harvard, M.I.T.
and other famous schools and buildings.

This river accompanied me during
my Harvard years.

Summer brings summer migratory birds.

CEO No is a Harvard graduate?

He got in because he had a good
recommendation letter to the school.

What Charles River migratory birds?

Through Charles River and Harvard,
I learned that

talent is not about quantity
but about innovativeness.

My father here discovered Sky Kong Kong
by riding the iron lift.

Although there are thousands of people
who rode the iron lift,

the only person who came up
with Sky Kong Kong is my father.

This is talent.

My dad was the first person to invent
the Sky Kong Kong.

My dad was very cool.

Really?

Then your dad must be loaded.

It's the company that's loaded.
My dad was just an employee.

He died afterwards.

Is this why you keep applying to this company?

Yeah.

Although I keep getting rejected.

Done.

Eonni, have some too.

The car's here.
Come out when you're done eating.

Yes.

Miss Hwang.

Yes?

Where is CEO No Min Hyeok?

Is he nearby?

I think he's getting the departmental briefings.

Why?

Nothing.
Min Hyeok's "Shhhe" helps me urinate.

What's wrong, Sir?

My urine won't come out.

I didn't take medication.
My prostate has become big.
It's suffocated.

I can't even get a drop out.

I'm going crazy.

Do you want me to get the medicine?

My wife will nag again.

So...

Your fly is open.

Ah, damn.

Can you get it without letting her know?

I will try to talk to her.

Do what I said.

She will nag me to no end again
if you talk to her.

Let's come up with a plan.

See?

This is our house.

Where is the medicine?

This is the master's bedroon.
It should be there.

This is the hallway.

So, go straight there.

Yong Jun, I'm really tired.

Understood?

Do it properly.

Got it?

Yes.

- Miss Hwang.
- Yes.

Are you upset?

Pardon? No, I'm not.

Why did your answer sound so long?
"Yaaaes".

It wasn't long at all.

I apologize if it caused a misunderstanding.

Misunderstanding?

Then why do I feel it isn't so?

Is it a psychological effect?

Yong Jun, I think I'm going crazy.

Thank you, Nuna.

My inauguration?
Watch the video later.

It might move you to tears.

I'm back.

You must have done a good job.

What?

Is that brother-in-law?

Hey! Trash. It's for the trash.

It is not.
Is that Brother-in-law?

Yes, see you tonight.

Did you exercise?

I played a bit of table tennis
after lunch.

How did you know?

You smell of sweat.
You re-tied your necktie.

Wash-up.

Chuck your socks in the washer.

Don't go out tonight.
We have a celebration for Min Hyeok.

Gyu Yeong.

Gim Gyu Yeong,
tonight we will...

What are you doing?

What are you doing?
Are you fighting?

No. Hyeong said--

Gim Gyu Yeong.
You're going to do weird stuff again?

I almost had it.
Almost.

He said he could use his mind to kill me.

Do you want to kill your brother?

Quit doing weird stuff.

The book said so.
A powerful force in the US--

Shut up. Red sun.

We're going to have dinner with Uncle tonight.
Finish your assignments by then.

Next time we play again,
it's okay for me to die.

This kid!

Hello.

Who is it?

Hello.
I am President's secretary, Hwang Jeong In.

What did you say?

I am President's secretary.

He can't hear.
Say it with this.

Yes.

I am President's secretary, Hwang Jeong In.

Why is it so noisy?

Hello.

I'm not deaf.
Why are you here?

President asked me to get some documents.

Documents?
Where are they?

When you get in the room,
you'll see 4 medicine bottles in the cabinet.

There's a blue colored
medicine right in front.

Rather than say escalade.
Curve a little gentle.

The bottom is shaped like a heart.

Do you understand what I'm saying?

I'm leaving, Sir.

Why are you yelling?

You didn't hear me earlier.

I'm wearing my hearing aid,
can't you see?

I am sorry. I will be leaving.

I thought you came to get some documents.

What?
I couldn't find it.

You're just leaving without finding it?

You came to get his medicine?

He won't die if he skipped eating it for a day.
He's so narrow-minded and sensitive.

Why are you so unhappy?

It happens.

Will he die if he doesn't eat it for a day?

What if he dies?
Will you take responsibility?

What?

Just ask me for his medicine if he wants it.

Why ask his staff to lie about
getting his documents?

Because you nag a lot.

Before you pick on your husband,
go to your room and stand upside down
and reflect on what you did.

Why should I stand upside down?
Am I crazy? A handstand?

You see all sorts of bizarre staff in this life.

In this life what?

How many years have you lived to say that?

60 years.

- Yong Jun.
- Why?

Who am I?
Where am I?

Miss Hwang, come to my room please.

Starting today, change the interior design
of this room completely.

What kind of photos are those?

Photos from my Harvard years.

I'll find time to tell you all about them later.

Cover all the walls except for
the windows and door.

Print all these by tomorrow.

Okay?

Sorry, Eonni.
I haven't seen my friend for a few years.

Okay, I'll clean up.

I will repay you next time.

Let's congratulate President No Min Hyeok
for taking office. Cheers.

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

- Congratulations.
- Thank you.

The star has to say something.

Yes, well...

Thank you.

Father worked hard all these years.

I will work hard with a second time
business venture mentality.

Don't worry.

Again, again.

What's wrong?
What did I do?

Stop making nose.

I am confident I can manage the company well.
Don't worry.

You are noisier.

Why are you scolding the child?

Yes, you were noisier.
Brother-in-law was talking.

He kept doing weird stuff since a while ago.

You and Grandpa don't even know anything.

Because you were noisy while he was talking.

It's okay.
I'm done talking.

Why are the women in our family so fierce?

Old and young are so scary,
I don't even dare say a word.

Are you referring to me?

Yes. I was wondering why
you didn't stand up?

What are you doing?

- Calm down.
- Be quiet.

The family's like this because you're a coward.

Mind what you're saying.
What is the house like?

To be honest, thanks to whom is
our family like this?

Thanks to whom?

Thanks to whom?

You tell me.
Thanks to whom?

Thanks to you?

Isn't it?
The earnings from our investment properties
are much more than SKY Kong Kong's.

Who fought for the right to supply
the 88 tiger mascots in the Olympics?

You fought for it?

Of course, it was me.
Have you forgotten?

I filled the apple box with money
and sent it to the person in charge.

I was the first one to come up
with that idea in this country.

Stop it, Mom.

Yes. You're capable.

I am capable.
What about it?

If you're that awesome,
your own child--

- That's enough.
- Why are you blaming me for losing Jin Hyeok?

Stop, stop, stop.

Who is Jin Hyeok, Mom?

Not repaired yet.

Who is it?

It's blinding.

Mom?

Why don't you come back earlier
if you're so afraid of the dark?

Serial killers these days are crazy.

With just a daytime shift, how can we live?
There will be no money.

Oh! I applied to Kong Kong again.

I submitted my toy designs also this time.

Why do you do that every other day?

Because Dad founded that company.

What's the use?

As he depended on your dad to succeed
that CEO said when your dad died,

that he definitely wouldn't let us go hungry.

He just sends a sack of rice a year.

The least they could do was to give you a job.

Forget it.
I'll use my own ability to get the job.

So don't announce it.
It infuriates me.

Forget it.

That's enough for today.

When your time deposit matures,
I'll use it to buy heating pads

What? Are you out of your mind?

How can we move out
without that money?

Where do we get the deposit
to rent a semi-basement?

There are plenty of rentals that
don't need deposit these days.

As long as we buy 27 pcs. of hot water pads,

I can get a monthly salary of 2 million.

Pyramid companies use this method
to lure you into buying.

I've been investing the money religiously.

It's a cat.
A cat.

Let go!

They said they're going to repair the street lights.
What's taking them so long?

How energetic.

Wait for me.

Then I'll arrange the meeting
at 4 pm, on Wednesday.

Really?

Then, we make it at 6.

Okay, bye.

When are you going to print my photos?

I'm going to get them before
I get off work today.

Okay.

I know this is none of my business.

What?

But come to think of it,
your English pronunciation

also affects the image of this company.

What do you mean?

You can't differentiate the pronunciation of R and L.

What?

I don't think so.

You don't think so?

"Really", try saying it once.

Yes. "Leally".

See? You can't pronounce it.

"Leally", it's not like that.

"Really".

Say it.

"Really."

Roll up your tongue a bit.

"Really."

It's a bit better but not yet.

Roll your tongue and say R.

Follow me.

R... Really.

Much better.

Next time, practice it a hundred times at work. Okay?

R... Really?

R... Radio.

R... Revolution.

Yong Jun.
I think I'm going to hit this guy one day.

What do I do?

But I can see you today,
so I'll just tolerate it.

I'll drive as fast as I can when I get off work at 6.
I'll reach the camp before 8 tonight.

I can stay overnight.

How nice.

Hurry, please repair the street lights.

Please hurry, for God's sake.

=Street lights repair? What for?
They'll be demolished soon.
Why repair it?=

Why should you repair it?
Because people live here.

And I have nyctophobia.
(Nyctophobia- fear of the dark)

She gets really scared every time
she enters a dark place.

Sorry!

When are you coming?

Yong Jun.
I'll be heading off soon.

I just came back from getting
the CEO's photos.

I'm heading off immediately.
Sorry.

Sir, I got the photos.

Wait a moment.

Really?

I think I am too sensitive.

Yes, you are too sensitive.

- Sir, I--
- Hang on.

Relax a bit.

I want to but I can't control it.

I am going.

Can I leave these here?

Is it raining outside?

Yes, it's raining.

Looks like I have to cancel
the basketball match today.

I reckon.

It's really strange.
I get diarrhoea every time it rains.

Is that so?

How come?

Yong Jun.

I really want to beat these two up.

I don't know.

Has it become a reflex reaction?

Yes, because you're too sensitive.

Sir, can I go?

My turd is not the diarrhoea kind
nor the constipated kind.
That never happened.

It's really not the diarrhoea
nor the constipated kind.

It comes out cleanly whenever I go.

I've had those types of turds for several years.

Yong Jun. I think I'm going to kill them.
What do I do?

So I don't really use a lot of toilet paper.

I only change toilet papers once a year
when I was in Harvard.

Miss Hwang.

What's wrong?

I can't take this 'turd talk' anymore.

You don't have anything to show off.
You're even showing off your turds!

Fart heads! Dog shits!

Yong Jun, sorry.
I don't think I can go today.

I'm freaking mad today.
I might drive off a cliff if I drive.

I'll visit you next time.

What's wrong? Yong Jun.

Yong Jun. What is wrong with you?

=The police said, the murder
at the public park 2 days ago,=

=is very similar to the murder that
took place in Jeong-dong.
Investigation is ongoing.=

=New cases obtained point to a serial murder,
causing panic among the city's residents.=

=The police has formed a special investigation
cell to hasten the investigation.=

She's not picking up.

Mom, please answer the phone.

It is really hard to predict where
the crisis will come from.

= Next Episode Preview =

He's dead.

He's not dead.

Hello... Hello...

What do we need now?

What do we need? Speed?

It's innovation.
Innovation.

Who does he think he is?
Kim Jong Un?

He got into that empty house.
It's also really strange.

I know where the next murder will happen.

Doing strange stuff again?
RED SUN.

Listen to me just a bit!

Red Sun.

Go to sleep.

Hey. Was it you who reported me
to the police?

Omo.

Do I look like a murderer?

-=I drew the birth mark on the nose.=-

-=My dad is extremely handsome=-

-=BW- corporate bonds with rights.=-

-=September 22, Monday, 2pm.=-
-=Kong Kong received the document.=-

-=Yong Jun, sorry. I don't think I can go today.
I'm freaking mad today. I might drive off a cliff if I drive...=-

-=Selection Notice at 6 pm, September 24.=-