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That's beautiful.
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Hi, I'm Katya Gordon.
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I'm Gordon Katz.
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And we're the founding members
of the BWOW band.
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You've never heard of us,
but you've definitely heard us.
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We invented a whole new
kind of music.
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It's twangy, stripped-down,
and sensual.
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It's called Premium Cable
Title Sequence Music.
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Listen.
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bwow
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We invented this music.
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Here's our first big hit.
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I don't know who
you think you are
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but before the night
is through
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I want to do bad things
with you
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I felt like I just got
gang-banged by a vampire.
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I want to watch
the rest of the show
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to see what falls apart.
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These TV shows need
a type of music
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to go along with the grittiness.
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Discovering a body on the bed
and going like...
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[scoffs]
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"Another day."
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on this lonely road,
trying to make it home
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doing it by my lonesome
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pissed off, who wants some?
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We pretty much use the same
instruments for every show.
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[trills]
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A little-- just a couple
sound effect-y things
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to evoke images of,
uh, a skull or something,
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but it's pretty much
slide guitar
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and a little bit
of stand up bass.
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Yeah, it all happens
in Pro Tools.
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Cut and paste,
this one goes here,
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and if we put the chorus
from the other song over here,
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then we have another song
for another show.
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whoo!
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[howls]
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the crow flies straight
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a perfect line
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They asked us for a song
that was 17 seconds long.
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We said, "Absolutely."
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[twangy guitar riff,
gentle drums]
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There are some theme songs
we wrote
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that don't even have a show yet.
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[slide guitar plays]
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take off that dress
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let it fall
on a wooden floor
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whiskey
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I'm bad, bad, bad
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I might be a cop,
but I'm bad
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take off that dress again
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She took her dress off twice.
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from the dusty May sun
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her looming shadow grows
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Order now, and you'll have
all your favorites in one place.
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Including this one.
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three, four
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someone died for our sins
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and rich people
get the blues
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it's like the fight
in every child
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forming naturally
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Sync and corrections by n17t01
www.addic7ed.com
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[dissonant organ chords]
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[door creaking open]
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Meow.
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You know what
we should do today?
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We should go to that
new graveyard in Gresham.
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Nah.
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How about going
to that pile of rocks
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in the middle of the road
downtown?
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Black candle shop?
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I don't really feel like it.
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The coroner's office?
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We did that last week.
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What's wrong?
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Hmm.
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I noticed at the s?ance,
you weren't having any reaction.
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You know, when that little
chandelier was like...
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[humming]
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[glass breaks]
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Everyone was freaking out, and
you just sort of looked away.
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I mean, summer's almost over,
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and I've barely been
out in the sun.
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You know, it's like,
we're always indoors.
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I know it seems weird, but...
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I kind of want
to go to the beach.
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[ominous music]
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Yeah, I want to see the waves
lapping onto the shore...
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[waves crashing]
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And puppies running,
fetching sticks...
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[dog barks]
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Umbrellas, taffy,
boogie boards...
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[children laughing]
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- Beach blankets, beach balls...
- No!
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Ski-Doos...
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Mostly I just want to
get some vitamin D
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and maybe feel the sand
between my toes.
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I don't understand you.
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It just doesn't seem like us.
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That's not,
like, our thing at all.
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It's not against what we are.
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It's just part of who I am.
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Just that sun.
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[foreboding music]
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[roaring]
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[growling]
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[snarling]
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[grunting, snarling]
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I would just rather be there
at night, if anything.
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Vince, when's the last time
somebody looked at us
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and pointed
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or their jaw dropped?
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Remember, we used
to walk on the streets,
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and people's eyes would,
like, pop out of their heads.
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Now we walk around,
and people smile at us.
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Maybe at the beach at least,
we can be like...
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[heavy metal bass]
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And then everyone would be like...
[whimpers]
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I mean, I haven't seen
your body in three years,
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but I remember it
being pretty buff.
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Oh, yeah.
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I think we could have fun.
What are you reading?
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Oh, I got a
"Coroner Magazine."
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You know, embalming fluid
is free in Honduras?
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[upbeat music]
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How's everybody doing?
Hi.
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All right, we're going
to go ahead and get started.
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The way we listen to music
has changed so fast
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in the last few years.
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We all put our music on
iPods and iPhones and Androids.
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And then Spotify, Pandora.
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We went from digital files
to digital streaming.
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We all put our music where?
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The Cloud.
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I just bought that,
and that's over-- but-- oh,
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I'm supposed to have this, and
it's the new year and suddenly,
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where is my music living?
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It's like being at
a restaurant with a huge menu--
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too many options.
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Too many options.
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Almost makes you want to give up
listening to music, right?
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Right.
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We're here to introduce to you
the new evolution in music.
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Thank you, Irene.
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Introducing the one CD
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that's been in your car
for the last ten years.
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[applause]
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We are talking about the most
reliable form of music
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on Planet Earth today.
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You turn on the car,
and it's already playing
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at the volume you want.
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It's ready to go.
And you can't beat the quality.
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This is top quality digital
sound on a compact disc.
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You remember some of the CDs
you got in your car?
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We're talking B-52's,
"Cosmic Thing."
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R.E.M.,
"Automatic for the People."
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- Smashing Pumpkins, "Gish."
- Love that one.
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- Limp Bizkit.
- Love that one.
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- Indigo Girls.
- Love that one.
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- The one CD...
- That's been in your car...
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- For the last...
- Ten...
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Years.
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- The Best of The Police.
- "The Best of Journey."
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- Best of Billy Joel.
- Best of Foreigner.
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- Best of Elton John.
- Love that one.
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The first Cars album,
with the girl like...
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The other Cars album
with the girl like...
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And the other Cars album
with the girl like...
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Or then the later Cars album
when the girl's like...
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Fishbone.
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Right?
Fishbone.
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Remember your Fishbone CDs?
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And of course, The Cranberries.
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[applause]
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- The one CD...
- That's been in your car...
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- For the last...
- Ten...
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Years.
What about a demo?
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Feel like hearing
a little music?
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I do.
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[applause]
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Huh.
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[CD clacking]
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I feel like it should go there,
but that doesn't fit.
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What's going on?
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There's no slot for the CD.
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[CD clattering]
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I guess the car
just has a USB jack
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and probably some kind
of Bluetooth shit.
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Well...
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That's what it looks like.
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One CD that's been in your car
for the last ten years.
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Not in this car, though.
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You know what?
Record player.
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- The record player.
- [gasping]
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[applause]
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You don't need Wi-Fi access.
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You don't need
an iTunes password.
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[BWOW song plays,
audio skips]
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Oh, it's skipping.
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I don't know where I put it.
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You know what?
Fuck music.
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[music skips]
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It's skipping like crazy.
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the young man
goes out looking
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for the diamond in the sea
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You know all the hits,
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but here's a bonus CD of shows
that haven't ever gone to air.
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- "Snakeskin Dentures."
- "Treecutter."
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"The Crooked Cop
Who Loved to Drink."
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"Dirty Mountain."
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"Mexican Hat
With Regular Cowboy Hat."
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- "Drunk Cop."
- "Memphis Darkness."
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"Nashville Darkness."
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Uh, there's "Alabama Dirty Grit"
that's coming your way.
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Premium Cable
Title Sequence Music.
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We're offering it right now
for the next 30 minutes
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on our own private
audio streaming service.
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Bwow.
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Right now, here we are
way out in the forest,
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and we can listen to our music
right now just on...
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[device clicks]
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Darn it.
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- Well, you get the idea.
- Order bwow.
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Excuse me. Sir?
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I'm a TSA PreCheck person.
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How do I avoid this line?
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- This is PreCheck.
- What?
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You want to get in
the regular line?
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No, but I'm--
I'm gonna miss my flight.
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Ah.
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Well, you look nice enough.
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This is what you need.
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"Want to skip the line
entirely?
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"Sign up for TSA Red Carpet,
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the most special,
exclusive line at the airport."
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[triumphant music]
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I've got to sign up for this.
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Right this way.
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- Please.
- Thank you. Thank you.
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We want to tell you
about TSA Red Carpet.
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Thank you.
Thank you for the appointment.
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It's above and beyond.
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Okay.
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This is the TS A-list.
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What you do is you flash this.
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- Okay.
- People applaud right away.
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Okay.
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You can bring anything
you want onto a plane.
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You could bring
seven bowling balls.
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You could bring thumbtacks,
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a nail gun.
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You can bring out a nail gun
and point it at people.
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You could bring a nail gun
or, like, weapons on a plane?
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Did you say weapons?
262
00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:15,088
Are you making a joke?
263
00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:16,789
I'm so sorry.
264
00:09:16,822 --> 00:09:18,759
It's okay;
you're allowed to make jokes.
265
00:09:18,792 --> 00:09:19,993
With TSA Red Carpet,
266
00:09:20,025 --> 00:09:21,694
you can stand up
there with a microphone
267
00:09:21,727 --> 00:09:22,862
and do stand-up
for an hour straight.
268
00:09:22,895 --> 00:09:24,197
[lip pops and slap bass music]
269
00:09:24,231 --> 00:09:25,933
And the punch line
to every joke could be,
270
00:09:25,966 --> 00:09:27,935
"That's because there is
a bomb on this plane."
271
00:09:27,967 --> 00:09:29,202
I don't see
why I would do that.
272
00:09:29,236 --> 00:09:31,071
You're--
you're not interested.
273
00:09:31,104 --> 00:09:32,773
No, no, no, I'm interested.
I'm totally interested.
274
00:09:32,806 --> 00:09:34,007
Do you want a new life or not?
275
00:09:34,039 --> 00:09:34,873
I do.
276
00:09:34,908 --> 00:09:36,677
Okay, let's do
the background check.
277
00:09:36,710 --> 00:09:37,744
Okay.
278
00:09:37,776 --> 00:09:39,245
[exhales deeply]
279
00:09:39,279 --> 00:09:43,649
Did you get a pepperoni
sandwich in Chicago?
280
00:09:43,683 --> 00:09:45,751
How do you know that?
Yeah, I did.
281
00:09:45,784 --> 00:09:47,553
- Mm-hmm.
- Mm-hmm.
282
00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:49,923
Would you ever consider
having hair and makeup done
283
00:09:49,956 --> 00:09:51,091
before getting on a plane?
284
00:09:51,124 --> 00:09:52,993
Oh, sure, I guess.
Yeah.
285
00:09:53,025 --> 00:09:54,962
You know what's a look
people don't do enough is, like,
286
00:09:54,995 --> 00:09:58,765
really frizzy,
like, yanked-out hair.
287
00:09:58,798 --> 00:10:01,835
Would you like to be made love
to as you go through security?
288
00:10:01,867 --> 00:10:03,035
One thrust in,
and the next thrust,
289
00:10:03,068 --> 00:10:04,871
you're on the other side
of the gate.
290
00:10:04,904 --> 00:10:07,173
That sounds, um...
291
00:10:08,975 --> 00:10:10,644
Is that a no?
You don't want to do that?
292
00:10:10,677 --> 00:10:12,012
I don't.
293
00:10:12,044 --> 00:10:13,546
Dina, have you ever considered
changing your name?
294
00:10:13,580 --> 00:10:15,048
I mean, do I have
to change my name?
295
00:10:15,081 --> 00:10:17,284
- Like, is that part of a--
- What about Danza?
296
00:10:17,317 --> 00:10:18,619
Danza Ms. Banana.
297
00:10:18,651 --> 00:10:20,119
Danza Ms. Banana.
298
00:10:20,153 --> 00:10:23,156
- Danza Ms. Banana.
- Danza Ms. Banana
299
00:10:23,188 --> 00:10:25,625
- Danza, sure.
- That's a weird one.
300
00:10:25,659 --> 00:10:26,793
Is that a family name?
301
00:10:26,826 --> 00:10:28,161
Is Banana Spanish?
302
00:10:28,193 --> 00:10:30,731
You know it's the Spanish word
for banana.
303
00:10:30,764 --> 00:10:32,899
Okay, well, um,
304
00:10:32,933 --> 00:10:34,835
you are approved
for TSA Red Carpet.
305
00:10:34,867 --> 00:10:35,902
[exciting orchestral music]
306
00:10:35,936 --> 00:10:36,904
Thank you.
307
00:10:36,937 --> 00:10:37,971
[camera shutter clicks]
308
00:10:38,004 --> 00:10:40,072
- Whoo.
- Thank you so much.
309
00:10:40,106 --> 00:10:41,841
You've got to wait.
310
00:10:41,875 --> 00:10:43,910
It's a waiting list
of five years.
311
00:10:43,943 --> 00:10:45,678
So we'll see you back here
in five years.
312
00:10:45,712 --> 00:10:48,148
How is 3:00?
313
00:10:48,956 --> 00:10:50,075
_
314
00:10:52,018 --> 00:10:53,253
- [all yelling at once]
- Where are you headed?
315
00:10:53,285 --> 00:10:54,620
Houston.
316
00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:55,621
317
00:10:55,654 --> 00:10:56,722
[camera shutters clicking]
318
00:10:56,755 --> 00:10:58,659
[all yelling at once]
319
00:10:58,692 --> 00:10:59,625
Hi.
320
00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:00,827
Thank you.
321
00:11:00,860 --> 00:11:04,630
322
00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:07,634
[reflective piano music]
323
00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:14,675
324
00:11:14,676 --> 00:11:18,350
_
325
00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:25,652
[upbeat music]
326
00:11:25,684 --> 00:11:26,852
327
00:11:26,885 --> 00:11:27,920
Oh, no.
328
00:11:27,953 --> 00:11:29,622
The hearse is dying.
329
00:11:29,655 --> 00:11:32,258
It's not dying.
It's dead.
330
00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:34,061
[car chimes]
331
00:11:34,093 --> 00:11:35,795
How are we supposed
to get to the beach, then?
332
00:11:35,828 --> 00:11:36,929
Let's bow our heads.
333
00:11:36,962 --> 00:11:38,365
[solemn organ music]
334
00:11:38,398 --> 00:11:39,800
Hearse,
335
00:11:39,832 --> 00:11:41,968
the car,
336
00:11:42,001 --> 00:11:44,070
the conveyor of death,
337
00:11:44,104 --> 00:11:46,840
you will live forever
in darkness...
338
00:11:46,872 --> 00:11:48,007
[thunder crashes]
339
00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:51,177
In the deep pit
that is my heart
340
00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:54,181
and in the black stone
that is Vincent's soul.
341
00:11:54,213 --> 00:11:55,815
Say hi to all
the little coffins up there
342
00:11:55,848 --> 00:11:57,817
in Hearse Heaven.
343
00:11:57,851 --> 00:12:00,987
both: No!
344
00:12:01,020 --> 00:12:02,255
Can I help you?
345
00:12:02,288 --> 00:12:04,091
Um, we're looking
to rent a car.
346
00:12:04,124 --> 00:12:06,659
- Do you have a reservation?
- We don't.
347
00:12:06,692 --> 00:12:07,995
We do not have a reservation.
348
00:12:08,028 --> 00:12:10,096
So we have something
available--
349
00:12:10,130 --> 00:12:11,697
this family cruiser.
350
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,232
- A family of what?
- Uh...
351
00:12:13,265 --> 00:12:14,967
- Ravens?
- Mourners?
352
00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:16,135
No, just people.
353
00:12:16,168 --> 00:12:17,870
Do you have anything in black?
354
00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:19,139
Well, we used
to have this one.
355
00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:21,008
- Isn't that nice?
- Did it die?
356
00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:22,808
Uh, no, it's in repairs
right now.
357
00:12:22,841 --> 00:12:24,977
- Is it smashed up?
- A little bit.
358
00:12:25,010 --> 00:12:26,646
They didn't find the bodies?
359
00:12:26,679 --> 00:12:27,780
Uh, there were no bodies.
360
00:12:27,813 --> 00:12:29,248
Just a simple fender bender.
361
00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:31,718
Do you have anything that
kind of resembles a hearse?
362
00:12:31,750 --> 00:12:33,086
You know what?
363
00:12:33,119 --> 00:12:36,156
The closest thing
would be sort of like this.
364
00:12:36,188 --> 00:12:37,156
It's like a big truck.
365
00:12:37,189 --> 00:12:39,125
Would a coffin sort of just--
366
00:12:39,159 --> 00:12:41,928
Yes, I mean, it would be
swaying from side to side.
367
00:12:41,961 --> 00:12:43,864
We would have
to strap it down.
368
00:12:43,896 --> 00:12:45,097
Do you have coffin straps?
369
00:12:45,130 --> 00:12:46,399
We don't.
370
00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:48,235
- You don't have any?
- I'm so sorry.
371
00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:49,503
All right.
372
00:12:49,535 --> 00:12:51,771
I don't think we're going
to be able to go to the beach.
373
00:12:51,804 --> 00:12:53,339
This is just impossible.
374
00:12:53,372 --> 00:12:55,007
You're going to the beach?
Oh! You want a convertible?
375
00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:56,142
No, we do not
want a convertible.
376
00:12:56,175 --> 00:12:57,243
Oh.
377
00:12:57,276 --> 00:12:58,444
My hat would fly off
within seconds
378
00:12:58,477 --> 00:12:59,712
of leaving the parking lot.
379
00:12:59,745 --> 00:13:01,014
Got it.
380
00:13:01,047 --> 00:13:02,849
This is, you know,
$24 of my own money.
381
00:13:02,881 --> 00:13:03,949
Okay.
382
00:13:03,982 --> 00:13:05,317
You know what,
we do have one
383
00:13:05,351 --> 00:13:09,056
that came in really late
last night around midnight.
384
00:13:09,088 --> 00:13:10,056
Midnight?
385
00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:11,692
At the stroke of midnight?
386
00:13:11,725 --> 00:13:13,125
[bell tolls]
387
00:13:13,159 --> 00:13:15,294
Oh, let me see.
388
00:13:15,327 --> 00:13:18,365
Oh, yes, it did come
in at 12-0-0,
389
00:13:18,398 --> 00:13:19,366
the stroke of midnight.
390
00:13:19,399 --> 00:13:20,900
[both roaring]
391
00:13:20,933 --> 00:13:22,302
What's happening?
392
00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:25,038
We're just celebrating
that it was midnight.
393
00:13:25,071 --> 00:13:26,039
It's a sign.
394
00:13:26,072 --> 00:13:27,474
[both roaring]
395
00:13:27,506 --> 00:13:28,474
Oh.
[chuckles]
396
00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:30,177
Well, congratulations.
397
00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:32,212
You just got this car.
398
00:13:35,181 --> 00:13:36,950
Okay, let me just print up
your agreement.
399
00:13:36,982 --> 00:13:38,050
And when is it due back?
400
00:13:38,083 --> 00:13:39,251
Whenever you'd like.
401
00:13:39,284 --> 00:13:40,786
I mean, how long
do you need it for?
402
00:13:40,819 --> 00:13:41,987
How long is your beach trip?
403
00:13:42,020 --> 00:13:44,091
- Several days?
- One day.
404
00:13:44,124 --> 00:13:46,192
Okay, so that's 99 bucks.
405
00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:48,361
That's a deal.
406
00:13:48,394 --> 00:13:51,030
Wait, who's paying--
who's paying for this?
407
00:13:51,063 --> 00:13:52,332
You are.
You have the wallet.
408
00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:54,067
I have to put my card down?
409
00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:55,435
It's under this whole--
410
00:13:55,467 --> 00:13:57,938
[sighs]
411
00:13:57,971 --> 00:13:59,139
You know, the problem with
412
00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:01,875
having to get the card
all the time
413
00:14:01,908 --> 00:14:04,211
is that no one thinks that--
414
00:14:04,244 --> 00:14:05,745
- Do you need some extra help?
- God damn it.
415
00:14:05,779 --> 00:14:08,215
[keys jingling]
416
00:14:08,247 --> 00:14:13,219
This is why we do stuff online,
so that I don't have to--
417
00:14:13,252 --> 00:14:14,854
Oh, you're actually gonna
get points with this.
418
00:14:14,888 --> 00:14:16,223
- Great.
- Nice.
419
00:14:16,255 --> 00:14:18,924
If you guys have any questions
or anything,
420
00:14:18,957 --> 00:14:19,925
you can always call me.
421
00:14:19,958 --> 00:14:20,926
I'm around.
422
00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:22,362
[engine turns over]
423
00:14:22,394 --> 00:14:25,866
[demonic laughter,
organ and Theremin music]
424
00:14:25,899 --> 00:14:29,001
Have fun at the beach.
425
00:14:29,034 --> 00:14:30,303
Couple of sweethearts.
426
00:14:36,799 --> 00:14:40,366
_
427
00:14:40,792 --> 00:14:43,521
_
428
00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:45,284
_
429
00:14:45,409 --> 00:14:46,868
_
430
00:14:51,036 --> 00:14:53,974
_
431
00:14:55,299 --> 00:14:56,681
_
432
00:14:56,922 --> 00:14:58,294
_
433
00:14:58,909 --> 00:15:01,634
_
434
00:15:01,766 --> 00:15:02,608
_
435
00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:06,070
_
436
00:15:06,225 --> 00:15:07,767
_
437
00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:11,442
_
438
00:15:11,869 --> 00:15:13,058
_
439
00:15:13,298 --> 00:15:14,744
_
440
00:15:14,925 --> 00:15:19,359
_
441
00:15:19,468 --> 00:15:20,997
_
442
00:15:21,153 --> 00:15:22,631
_
443
00:15:23,131 --> 00:15:25,817
_
444
00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:29,829
[foreboding music]
445
00:15:29,862 --> 00:15:36,202
446
00:15:37,479 --> 00:15:39,093
_
447
00:15:39,416 --> 00:15:40,730
_
448
00:15:41,226 --> 00:15:43,093
_
449
00:15:45,490 --> 00:15:47,962
_
450
00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:50,164
_
451
00:15:52,050 --> 00:15:55,020
[foreboding music]
452
00:15:55,053 --> 00:16:00,427
453
00:16:05,030 --> 00:16:08,000
[foreboding music] _
454
00:16:09,586 --> 00:16:11,004
_
455
00:16:11,037 --> 00:16:14,981
_
456
00:16:16,884 --> 00:16:20,640
_
457
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,950
[dramatic music swells]
458
00:16:23,982 --> 00:16:28,554
459
00:16:28,587 --> 00:16:29,522
[banging on window]
460
00:16:29,523 --> 00:16:34,341
_
461
00:16:35,114 --> 00:16:38,384
_
462
00:16:38,592 --> 00:16:39,501
_
463
00:16:45,571 --> 00:16:47,941
[ominous music]
464
00:16:47,973 --> 00:16:48,941
[sighs]
465
00:16:48,975 --> 00:16:50,934
_
466
00:16:51,217 --> 00:16:53,479
_
467
00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:56,310
_
468
00:16:56,311 --> 00:16:57,812
_
469
00:16:57,813 --> 00:17:00,453
_
470
00:17:03,881 --> 00:17:05,082
_
471
00:17:05,083 --> 00:17:06,716
_
472
00:17:06,717 --> 00:17:10,637
_
473
00:17:10,672 --> 00:17:12,146
_
474
00:17:15,092 --> 00:17:16,490
_
475
00:17:17,002 --> 00:17:18,571
[loud thumping]
476
00:17:18,572 --> 00:17:19,622
_
477
00:17:19,623 --> 00:17:21,629
_
478
00:17:23,519 --> 00:17:24,805
_
479
00:17:28,465 --> 00:17:30,313
_
480
00:17:30,314 --> 00:17:31,769
_
481
00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:35,021
_
482
00:17:35,022 --> 00:17:36,687
_
483
00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:39,140
_
484
00:17:41,821 --> 00:17:45,297
_
485
00:17:45,298 --> 00:17:52,306
486
00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:58,492
_
487
00:17:59,986 --> 00:18:02,601
_
488
00:18:05,299 --> 00:18:07,244
_
489
00:18:10,245 --> 00:18:11,253
_
490
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:17,262
Oh, people are--
people are really staring.
491
00:18:17,296 --> 00:18:18,331
Oh, yeah.
492
00:18:18,364 --> 00:18:20,299
[both roar]
493
00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:22,002
[hisses]
494
00:18:22,035 --> 00:18:23,303
It's just so effective.
495
00:18:23,336 --> 00:18:24,604
You know what?
Let's sit over there.
496
00:18:24,636 --> 00:18:27,106
- That looks good.
- Okay.
497
00:18:27,139 --> 00:18:28,407
[can hisses open]
498
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:30,510
[both roaring]
499
00:18:30,542 --> 00:18:32,678
[slurping]
500
00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:35,481
Well,
I'm gonna get in the water.
501
00:18:35,514 --> 00:18:36,715
Try to have fun.
502
00:18:36,749 --> 00:18:38,050
[cape flaps]
503
00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:42,622
Ah.
504
00:18:42,654 --> 00:18:43,655
Is your watch broken?
505
00:18:43,689 --> 00:18:46,426
Ah, it's junk.
506
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:47,626
Hey, where are you from?
507
00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:49,195
I am from Romania.
508
00:18:49,228 --> 00:18:51,331
Oh, Romania.
Wow.
509
00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:51,998
You look hot.
510
00:18:52,031 --> 00:18:53,566
Yeah, I'm really baking.
511
00:18:53,598 --> 00:18:56,403
My abdomen area is, like,
really, really sweating.
512
00:18:56,435 --> 00:18:58,303
There's heat
coming out of my neck.
513
00:18:58,337 --> 00:19:00,106
Come.
514
00:19:00,138 --> 00:19:01,040
Come.
515
00:19:01,074 --> 00:19:02,642
[quirky music]
516
00:19:02,674 --> 00:19:04,411
My name is Vince, by the way.
517
00:19:04,443 --> 00:19:06,712
- I am Radu.
- Radu, it's great to meet you.
518
00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:09,783
My friend,
you need a beach outfit.
519
00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:13,053
I just don't know what
someone of my look wears here.
520
00:19:13,086 --> 00:19:16,356
But the beach,
it has its own expression,
521
00:19:16,388 --> 00:19:18,323
its own style.
522
00:19:18,356 --> 00:19:21,461
I have been collecting
all these years.
523
00:19:21,493 --> 00:19:25,064
Let me share with you
what I have found.
524
00:19:25,097 --> 00:19:27,599
[chest opens]
525
00:19:27,633 --> 00:19:29,068
Are you familiar...
526
00:19:29,102 --> 00:19:31,304
with Billabong?
527
00:19:31,337 --> 00:19:32,238
Ah.
528
00:19:32,270 --> 00:19:33,472
[upbeat pop music]
529
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:34,774
Billabong.
530
00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:36,742
Kind of frat-y,
531
00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:38,778
but they pop.
532
00:19:38,810 --> 00:19:42,615
But doesn't this kind of look
too colorful, and like...
533
00:19:42,647 --> 00:19:45,317
Vince, Vince.
534
00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:48,287
Sometimes to have a good time,
535
00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:51,457
you have to dress a little lame.
536
00:19:51,491 --> 00:19:54,160
Shorts from PacSun.
537
00:19:54,192 --> 00:19:56,128
Hmm, maybe some Hurley.
538
00:19:56,162 --> 00:19:58,231
- Hmm?
- Some more Hurley.
539
00:19:58,263 --> 00:20:00,500
You can never have
too much Hurley.
540
00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:03,235
- Maybe some Quiksilver.
- Quiksilver.
541
00:20:03,269 --> 00:20:05,371
Do I just put this on
over my outfit?
542
00:20:05,404 --> 00:20:06,873
You can ditch that.
You're at the beach.
543
00:20:06,905 --> 00:20:08,374
Oh, okay.
544
00:20:08,406 --> 00:20:10,409
Hey, um, where in Romania
are you from anyway?
545
00:20:10,442 --> 00:20:11,677
Transylvania.
546
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:14,279
[hip-hop music]
547
00:20:14,312 --> 00:20:16,181
here I go again,
back on the scene
548
00:20:16,214 --> 00:20:18,117
about to have everybody
looking at me
549
00:20:18,151 --> 00:20:20,186
[woman vocalizing]
550
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:21,421
Did you guys lose a football?
551
00:20:21,453 --> 00:20:22,621
Hey, that's such
a great outfit.
552
00:20:22,654 --> 00:20:24,324
Where'd you get it?
553
00:20:24,356 --> 00:20:26,526
I met this guy from Romania,
and he had it in his trunk.
554
00:20:26,558 --> 00:20:27,559
He's from Transylvania.
555
00:20:27,593 --> 00:20:29,529
It's so summery.
I love it.
556
00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:30,863
Thanks.
557
00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:32,397
Thanks for coming
to the beach with me.
558
00:20:32,431 --> 00:20:33,732
Thanks for getting me
to go to the beach.
559
00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:35,535
- Play some more football?
- Always.
560
00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:36,669
[clapping]
561
00:20:36,702 --> 00:20:38,171
Okay.
Black 666! Hut-hut-hike!
562
00:20:38,203 --> 00:20:42,674
lost inside
the perfect daydream
563
00:20:42,708 --> 00:20:43,910
Whoo!
564
00:20:43,942 --> 00:20:45,612
thinking of a time when
565
00:20:45,644 --> 00:20:48,847
everything was so much
566
00:20:48,881 --> 00:20:50,650
happy ending
567
00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:53,853
this one's for all
the underdogs
568
00:20:53,885 --> 00:20:55,587
all the people say
569
00:20:55,621 --> 00:20:57,724
all: Hey! Hey! Hey!
570
00:20:57,757 --> 00:21:00,692
[both slurping]
571
00:21:00,725 --> 00:21:03,629
- That was fun.
- Quite.
572
00:21:03,663 --> 00:21:04,631
[thunder crashes]
573
00:21:04,664 --> 00:21:06,165
[both roaring]
574
00:21:06,199 --> 00:21:07,433
- I would go back next summer.
- Me too.
575
00:21:07,465 --> 00:21:09,868
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www.addic7ed.com
576
00:21:09,902 --> 00:21:13,306
not about to see your light
577
00:21:13,338 --> 00:21:16,275
but if you want
to find hell with me
578
00:21:16,308 --> 00:21:21,446
I can show you
what it's like
579
00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:28,488
580
00:21:28,587 --> 00:21:30,624
oh!
581
00:21:30,674 --> 00:21:35,224
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