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You're spending your Saturday nightlistening to Oldies Radio WZ.
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Pretty pathetic, isn't it?
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Here's one you have to behovering around 40 to remember.
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Then I couldn't possibly remember.
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Honey.
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Al.
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Oh, my God,
is it our anniversary again?
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No, Al.
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Well, then, what gives you
the right to touch me?
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Because I'm tired
of touching myself.
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Well, who could blame you?
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Al, I wanna talk.
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And I want the same attention
that you'd give one of your burps.
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And you think you've
earned that right?
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Look, honey, I know you love
your burps. We all do.
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But if we could just
put your gas aside, just this once.
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After that one, of course.
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Come on, Al, it's Saturday night and we
are sitting home alone, doing nothing.
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Didn't use to be like that.
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- Remember when we were young?
- No.
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Out every night. Living, loving,
taking big mouthfuls of life.
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And then we met.
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But we had some great times.
And we can again.
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Whatever we did then,
we can do now.
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No, we can't, Peg, because now when
we make love, I don't get to go home.
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Peg, you're old. Revel in it.
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Get yourself some Q-Tips
and burp yourself to the grave, baby.
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Saturday night is for the young,
not you.
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Oh, yeah, youth.
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Every kid in the world's got somewhere
to go on Saturday night.
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Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad.
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You got any Popsicle sticks?
I'm building a house.
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Save your pity. I'm not the only boy
in this town without a date.
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Don't move, amigos,
this one's for me.
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Saturday night
is the night for amore.
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Got me an older woman.
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Now Bud's even more depressed.
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Say something to him, Al.
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Son...
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... F Troop's on.
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F Troop. Of course.
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I'll have plenty of dates
once F Troop is over. Plenty, I said.
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And by the way...
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...in case you're wondering why
I'm in my pajamas...
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...I wear them under my clothes so I'm
ready when a chick wants to go to bed.
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They know you're lying.
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No, they don't.
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Just stay cool.
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I don't think we can pull this off.
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Yes, we can.
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We've got them fooled.
We've got everybody fooled.
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Are you sure?
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What's the difference?
We still have each other.
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Al, we have to do something.
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There's nothing to do except
pick out the dress you wanna wear...
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...when Dan Rather asks you
why your son shot the president.
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I am talking about us.
We have to improve our social life.
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And I have the answers right here.
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Now, Peg, those weren't the answers
since they stood up by themselves.
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They're not alone in that,
you know.
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Look, I just bought
the new issue of Cosmo.
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Oh, now, Peg. No, now.
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Look here, those articles about married
couples having sex every month...
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...that's just a bunch
of sensationalistic...
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Just a bunch of
sensationalistic lies...
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...perpetrated on the public
to sell magazines.
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It's just a bunch of hooey,
that's all. Hooey!
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- No normal man could...
- Oh, relax, Al.
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I'm not talking about sex.
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Honey, look, there's an article here:
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"Is your marriage dead?
Talk it alive."
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This says that we should talk
every Saturday night.
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And that's what we're gonna do.
Starting tonight.
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Now, we had plenty to talk about
when we first met.
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Peg, that was before
I got to know you.
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There was a lot of things
I had to find out, you know.
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There was stuff like:
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"How far will she really go
on a six-pack?" And, you know:
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"Would it be any fun for you
to watch me and your friend Joan?
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Did she actually see Deep Throat?"
You know...
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Yeah, and there was that thing
that I always kept wondering:
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"How could a man with such big feet
have such a teeny-weeny, tiny, little...
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...itsy...?"
- Peg.
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Brain, honey.
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Oh, come on, Al. Let's talk.
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Fine. We'll talk.
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Don't you dare. We are talking here.
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I refuse to talk to my wife when I have
a TV in the house.
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Al, I wanna talk. Talk to me!
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I'm out of gas.
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Aren't you supposed to
turn the car off before you say that?
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Well, what's the difference?
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I mean, we both know
I'm not out of gas.
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Oh, very nice. Now we both do.
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God, I hate women.
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All right.
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I'm out of gas.
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For real?
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Yeah.
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What a coinkydink, huh?
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Come here.
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- Don't you wanna talk first?
- No.
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If I wanted to talk,
I'd be hanging out with the guys.
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And I wouldn't have had to shave.
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- Come here.
- Come here?
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If I wanted to listen
to one-word sentences...
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...I would have been out with the girls,
and I wouldn't have had to shave.
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You know, Kelly, I'm sure there's
a lot more to you than meets the eye.
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Unfortunately, I don't really care
about that part.
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So why don't you just
put out or get out.
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Okay?
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Well, a girl's gotta do
what a girl's gotta do, huh?
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Exactly.
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It was good for me,
was it good for you?
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Have a nice walk home, tramp.
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Tramp?
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But I got out.
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Oh, no.
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Left, right, left, right,
left, right, right, right.
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I must have forgotten
a left somewhere.
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Oh, God, this walk
has totally "discumboobled" me.
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But as I learned long ago,
it doesn't matter where you walk...
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...just as long as you don't walk
and chew gum at the same time.
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Left, right, left, right...
God, it's so much easier.
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Look at me go.
- left, right.
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Fourteen miles? It was 15 before.
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It's just getting less.
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Oh, doody.
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Left, right, left, right...
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Goes the owl.
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Goes the cow.
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Goes the girl with the ride home.
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So we've certainly learned
a lot about each other.
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We have no opinions on
politics, religion, science...
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...starving people, nuclear holocaust
or recycling.
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The only thing that we seem
to feel strongly about...
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...is we both hate that painting
behind Jay Leno.
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- I do hate that painting.
- It's terrible.
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- I don't know why they put it there.
- I don't know why they put it there.
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Well, now that we've broken the ice,
let's talk about us.
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Yes!
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Mommy, Daddy, I did it.
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I did it. I got a date.
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Yup, no more sticky fingers for me.
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You know, from the Popsicle sticks.
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Anyhow, I called
every girl in college...
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...and when I got to the most
beautiful girl in school...
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...she's the one who said, "Thank you,
Bud. Please, please take me out."
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So I guess I got something
special after all.
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So where's a good place to take a girl
with the measles?
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You know, son,
you're a mighty strange young fella.
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Maybe so, maybe so...
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...but a strange young fella
with a date.
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I know she's got a fever now...
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...but wait till she feels the relief from a
cool, long-necked Bud against her head.
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Peg, I'm beginning to think the kid
might have a problem or two.
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Yes, but we don't have the right kind
of training or concern to handle it.
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So, Al, tell me...
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...what do you talk about
with your friends?
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You can talk about
those things with me.
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Well, Peg, I don't talk to my friends.
You don't let me have any.
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I don't talk to anybody.
I'm just not a talker.
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It's not you, Peg,
it's just the way I am.
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- Hey, Al.
- Jefferson, Jefferson, Jefferson...
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...how you doing?
- All right.
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- You see the Bears game?
- Sure did.
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Hey, you think Perot's
gonna be back in '96?
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Not a chance.
Doesn't talk issues, my man.
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Oh, remind me to give you back
that book.
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As you said it,
ending was anti-climatic...
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...but the read getting there was
frankly compelling.
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I got that camera
that you recommended...
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...and the fl1.2 lens was worth
the extra money.
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Well, the faster the lens,
the more light you can use.
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Did you know
that Pavarotti is back in town?
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Hey!
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You got a brain
that you're not using with me?
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That makes two things
you're not using with me.
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Come on, Al, it's not like
I wanna be your friend or anything...
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...I just want you to talk to me.
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Communication problem, eh?
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That started to happen to us.
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That is, until we read Cosmo's
wonderful, penetrating article:
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"Is Your Marriage Dead?
Talk It Alive."
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It certainly helped Jefferson.
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I didn't need any help, because I'm
naturally perky and quite fascinating.
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Actually, I don't really need Cosmo...
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...but poor Jefferson does.
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Honey, tell everyone how that article
on temporary male impotence...
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...has given you the courage
to try, try again.
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You should see him.
He's so cute going:
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"I think I can, I think I can,
I think I can."
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Of course, that's after four times...
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...of making her shake
like a California quake.
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And like Los Angeles,
I'm still waiting for the big one.
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Well, I'd settle for an aftershock.
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- Oh, you should see Al.
- No, I shouldn't.
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Oh, snookums,
it's kind of cute, though.
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It's like Groundhogs Day,
peeking out...
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...seeing its own shadow,
getting scared and running away.
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Not the shadow
it's scared of, Peg.
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Cute as the dickens, though.
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Yeah, well, not as cute
as my little Bermuda Triangle.
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Al, are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
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Oh, I just might be.
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This talk stuff doesn't work for us.
Let's go upstairs.
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That doesn't work either, but it's quick
and we can get back and watch TV.
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- Oh, Al.
- You said it, baby!
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But you know, Al, it is Saturday night,
so I must insist on foreplay.
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Oh, all right. Here you go:
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Goose, goose, goose.
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Well, you think we ought to
go home and do it?
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Make yourselves some coffee,
we'll be back in a second.
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Come on, Peg,
I'm rounding third, baby!
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Gotta go!
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Eighty-nine bottles of beer on the wallEighty-nine bottles of beer
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If one of those bottlesShould happen to fall
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Eighty-ten bottles of beer on the wall
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Hey.
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What are you guys doing?
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We have been by this deer crossing
forever, but one hasn't come yet.
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Maybe we should just go.
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No. Don't.
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It could be a trap.
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We could start to cross, and then a cop
will throw a deer out here...
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...and then we'll all be in the pokey
sharing a cell with Mike Tyson.
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So, what are you guys doing here?
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Are you a "Car Broken Down"? CBD.
Or a "Put Out or Get Out"? POOGO.
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- POOGO.
- POOGO.
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Yeah, I guess that makes us
the three POOGO-teers.
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Athos, Porthos and Moe.
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Who are they?
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They're these guys from this book
based on the candy bar.
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Well, we could wait here forever
for a stupid deer to cross...
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...but I guess we should do
the sensible thing.
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Let's sit down and wait. Okay?
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This road brings back memories
of my old boyfriend Tony DiVitteto.
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- Did you use to come here with him?
- No. Why would you think that?
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00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:57,116
Tramps.
240
00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:01,311
Hey wait, officer,
we need a ride home.
241
00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:04,679
Damn.
242
00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:07,030
Who does he think he is,
calling us tramps?
243
00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:09,271
Yeah. I resent that.
244
00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:13,274
I mean, must a girl wear underwear
to get respect in this town?
245
00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:15,476
I mean, why do men call us tramps?
246
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:17,233
Because they're morons.
247
00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:19,675
I mean, men are the real tramps.
248
00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:22,992
They'll do it for anyone,
any time, any place.
249
00:18:26,680 --> 00:18:30,036
For instance, I was walking home from
a date through the cemetery...
250
00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:32,874
...and I heard these people wailing:
251
00:18:33,120 --> 00:18:34,712
"Oh, Grandpa. Oh, Grandpa."
252
00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:36,791
And everybody's weeping
and everything.
253
00:18:37,040 --> 00:18:38,473
And then I hear this guy go:
254
00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:40,790
"Hooters at 5 o'clock."
255
00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:44,670
And so everyone turns
to look at me...
256
00:18:44,920 --> 00:18:49,869
...the pallbearers drop the casket,
Grandpa's head comes rolling out...
257
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,195
It was a railroad accident.
258
00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:57,148
- and men from the funeral
come running up to me going:
259
00:18:57,400 --> 00:19:00,949
"God, I love Grandpa.
Let's do it in his casket."
260
00:19:01,560 --> 00:19:03,516
Men are tramps.
261
00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:04,914
Yeah, they sure are.
262
00:19:05,120 --> 00:19:08,908
And we do not, as rumored,
spend our lives on our backs.
263
00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:12,518
Hey, isn't that
the constellation Orion?
264
00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:15,558
I can't tell. Wait a second.
265
00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:20,231
Yup, it is.
266
00:19:20,440 --> 00:19:21,953
Pretty.
267
00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:25,354
- There's a car. Hey.
- Hi.
268
00:19:26,120 --> 00:19:27,872
Come on, stop.
269
00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:31,758
Hi, Kelly.
270
00:19:34,600 --> 00:19:36,079
I know you've been punished...
271
00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:40,558
...because you had to spend
the last hour Ralph-less.
272
00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:42,876
But being that I'm a forgiving guy...
273
00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:46,038
...I'm willing to let you hop in...
274
00:19:46,240 --> 00:19:49,596
...and partake in the nectar that is I.
275
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:52,831
Hey, how about this.
276
00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:56,516
I'm with my friends,
so why don't we all go into the field...
277
00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:58,073
...and we can fight over you.
278
00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:02,068
You know, pull each other's hair and
roll around until our dresses ride up...
279
00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:04,072
...or get ripped to shreds
or something?
280
00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:08,876
Well, I guess
I'm Ralph enough for three.
281
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:14,956
Oh, wait. And Ralph...
282
00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:17,077
...why don't you
pull your pants down.
283
00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:19,953
You know, to further fire our ardor?
284
00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:22,714
All right. But hold
each other's hands.
285
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:25,520
I don't want anyone
to get frightened.
286
00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:32,273
All right, here comes
a big slice of heaven.
287
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:43,913
Hey, stupid tramps.
That's not the field.
288
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:45,639
That's my car.
289
00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:49,429
And that is not even
Ralph enough for one.
290
00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:57,076
So long, sucker.
291
00:20:58,480 --> 00:21:01,074
Wait a second.
How am I supposed to get home?
292
00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:03,551
Walk in these, butthead.
293
00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:23,553
Hey, buddy...
294
00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:25,353
...how's it going?
295
00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:27,431
My car broke down.
296
00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:30,351
So, what are you so happy about?
297
00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:33,194
Because it broke down
on my way home from the date.
298
00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:35,590
I just got me some.
299
00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:42,393
Well, I was out with this girl...
300
00:21:42,600 --> 00:21:45,353
...I bought her popcorn,
took her to the movies, everything.
301
00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:49,798
She wouldn't put out.
Some tramp named Kelly Bundy.
302
00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:56,229
- So I guess it was her loss, huh?
- Definitely.
303
00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:02,989
Well, I better get on home.
304
00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:06,391
I just got the measles
and I'm really contagious.
305
00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:18,354
Consider that a present from Kelly.
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