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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,727 --> 00:00:04,241 TODAY, TOMORROW, THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW 2 00:00:04,807 --> 00:00:07,275 Scherzo in three acts 3 00:00:18,607 --> 00:00:21,201 THE MAN WITH THE FIVE BALLOONS 4 00:00:22,047 --> 00:00:23,765 Screenplay by 5 00:00:25,127 --> 00:00:26,377 Directed by 6 00:01:00,287 --> 00:01:04,200 The machine, the machine, the machine... 7 00:01:09,647 --> 00:01:11,239 It doesn't work. 8 00:01:11,239 --> 00:01:13,796 It must produce 348 pieces per minute. 9 00:01:14,007 --> 00:01:16,760 -They are 340. -8 less. Why? 10 00:01:17,407 --> 00:01:21,161 348, 348, 348... 11 00:01:25,167 --> 00:01:28,079 -It has human moves. -The hell with it! It's not working properly. 12 00:01:28,327 --> 00:01:30,841 It must produce 348... 13 00:01:33,847 --> 00:01:35,360 It's German, it will make them. 14 00:01:35,727 --> 00:01:39,800 Three four eight, three four eight... 15 00:01:52,087 --> 00:01:54,282 Mister Mario, The man with the balloons is in the other room. 16 00:01:54,567 --> 00:01:58,276 We need new ideas for Christmas this year, not balloons. 17 00:01:58,276 --> 00:02:02,235 -Do you mind if I inflate it? -Go ahead. But it's pointless. 18 00:02:04,367 --> 00:02:07,757 Hello, Giovanna. I'll wait for you at my place, as usual. 19 00:02:08,007 --> 00:02:09,804 Yes. Good-bye! 20 00:02:11,047 --> 00:02:13,481 -This is traditional advertisement. -Is it going to blow up? 21 00:02:13,481 --> 00:02:15,080 Noo, it's not going to blow up! 22 00:02:17,847 --> 00:02:21,601 One needs great lungs in order to sell balloons. 23 00:02:24,927 --> 00:02:29,955 Blow up! No! Now it's going to blow up, blow up. Blow up! 24 00:02:33,807 --> 00:02:37,038 -Heey, hello! - Carletto, why don't you go in the other room? 25 00:02:37,038 --> 00:02:41,166 -Pretty, huh? -Yes. Do you want to show me how good you are at inflating it? 26 00:02:41,527 --> 00:02:42,801 Hm, no. 27 00:02:42,801 --> 00:02:47,358 -Because dad said it's going to blow up. -Damn you dad, you stole that balloon from me anyway. 28 00:02:47,567 --> 00:02:49,956 If it blows up, it's your fault. 29 00:02:49,956 --> 00:02:54,564 Yes, it's my fault. Go ahead and blow, show me how good you are. 30 00:02:55,767 --> 00:02:58,600 See the little ear is still flat. Blow, come on! 31 00:02:59,847 --> 00:03:05,558 Good job, keep going! See how it's growing bigger and bigger. 32 00:03:07,367 --> 00:03:12,157 You can't even inflate a balloon! Go away, idiot, go! 33 00:03:14,887 --> 00:03:18,402 - (military salute) -Hello! 34 00:03:20,207 --> 00:03:21,925 Where are you going? 35 00:03:24,287 --> 00:03:26,323 I'm here, in the kitchen. 36 00:03:27,807 --> 00:03:30,116 -What are you looking for? -A coke. 37 00:03:32,727 --> 00:03:37,562 -Giovanna, look! -(outside) What is it, a wedding? -What are you wearing? 38 00:03:37,767 --> 00:03:40,839 What's wrong? Work, work! 39 00:03:42,967 --> 00:03:45,117 -Am I chic? -You know, you're obsessed. 40 00:03:45,117 --> 00:03:47,323 What are you doing? Come on, let's go. 41 00:03:47,527 --> 00:03:51,236 -You put the balloons in the fridge. -Right, as If would do that! 42 00:03:51,447 --> 00:03:54,678 This is the proof that the idiotic son of the porter put his hands in here. 43 00:03:54,678 --> 00:03:56,121 Now his father won't be able to deny it. 44 00:03:56,367 --> 00:04:00,042 All right, but once we're married I don't want to see those two dimwits in our house! 45 00:04:00,727 --> 00:04:03,799 Come on let's go, or this is going to ruin my day. 46 00:04:04,127 --> 00:04:05,446 How can I inflate it? 47 00:04:05,647 --> 00:04:09,606 You're such a littl girl. Straighten your shoulders! I'm going to force you to wear a corset! 48 00:04:09,967 --> 00:04:11,480 You know, we didn't even say "Good morning" to each other. 49 00:04:11,480 --> 00:04:13,877 -Good morning. -Good morning. How are you? 50 00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:16,726 -I'm well. And you? -I'm all right, thank you. 51 00:04:16,726 --> 00:04:18,923 Excuse me, I'll be back. Vroom! 52 00:04:20,447 --> 00:04:24,679 -How was work? - It was great, we installed the new machines. 53 00:04:27,527 --> 00:04:29,597 Come on, show me. 54 00:04:30,447 --> 00:04:34,725 You're cheating! No no, you should bow in that direction! Et-voila! 55 00:04:35,127 --> 00:04:39,040 -Are you out of your mind? There's going to be a bruise for a week. -Come on, it's the penance. 56 00:04:39,447 --> 00:04:42,359 Oh Goodness, this dog! What did I do to it? 57 00:04:43,167 --> 00:04:46,796 Why don't you bring it to your mother? It's making a mess everywhere! 58 00:04:47,007 --> 00:04:51,364 Why instead don't you try to be nice to it... And you, dumbass, you've seen her for a year... 59 00:04:51,364 --> 00:04:53,757 ...get smart and say hi to the lady! 60 00:04:56,447 --> 00:04:58,483 Come here, pretty face. 61 00:04:58,483 --> 00:05:00,956 No,no, sorry! Don't touch me with your dirty hands. 62 00:05:00,956 --> 00:05:05,564 -Wash your hands first. It's gross! -Oh come on, always this problem. 63 00:05:05,767 --> 00:05:08,964 Well yes, go wash your hands. I told you, I hate it. 64 00:05:09,247 --> 00:05:11,158 Anyway, Furio (the dog) is really clean. 65 00:05:11,447 --> 00:05:14,166 Nah! He touches the dog first... 66 00:05:17,287 --> 00:05:20,165 Our ceremony... Where should I start? Let's see... 67 00:05:21,687 --> 00:05:23,882 Oh, these boots are so long! 68 00:05:24,087 --> 00:05:27,124 -Come on! -Red garter? 69 00:05:29,287 --> 00:05:31,517 -Take them off from the feet. -Whoosh! 70 00:05:40,727 --> 00:05:42,445 Oh, come on! 71 00:05:43,687 --> 00:05:45,439 It doesn't want to come off. 72 00:05:47,527 --> 00:05:51,156 Such cute little feet! Come here. 73 00:05:53,447 --> 00:05:56,996 See, I don't mind. Instead, you... "Wash your hands" (mimicking)! 74 00:05:59,127 --> 00:06:03,040 -Remember that you have to call my dad. -Yes, I'll call him later. 75 00:06:03,687 --> 00:06:06,997 Let me rest my head on you pretty belly. 76 00:06:11,047 --> 00:06:12,958 No, why? 77 00:06:15,007 --> 00:06:16,645 Your head is heavy. 78 00:06:16,645 --> 00:06:21,085 -Listen, but does your dad know that we make love? -Well he trusts me. -Yea? 79 00:06:21,607 --> 00:06:25,680 -And we're going to be married in 20 days anyway. -Yea, if he trusts you... -So it's ok. 80 00:06:27,647 --> 00:06:30,366 Why don't you do me a little favor... 81 00:06:30,607 --> 00:06:32,723 -Let me see it for a second... -What? 82 00:06:33,047 --> 00:06:34,719 You know what. 83 00:06:36,247 --> 00:06:40,718 - Do you hear? Hmm, come on. -No, I don't like that. 84 00:06:41,327 --> 00:06:42,919 Come on! 85 00:06:44,807 --> 00:06:47,241 -Come on! -Ok, but you stay there, and don't move. 86 00:06:47,241 --> 00:06:49,318 Ok, I won't move. 87 00:06:50,087 --> 00:06:52,237 -Do you promise? -I promise. 88 00:06:53,607 --> 00:06:56,724 Come on, hurry up, I can't wait all day! 89 00:06:57,207 --> 00:06:59,880 Aren't you my lover, then come on, move! 90 00:07:00,127 --> 00:07:01,845 Do your thing! 91 00:07:02,887 --> 00:07:04,684 It's an order! 92 00:07:08,047 --> 00:07:10,277 You're really obsessed. 93 00:07:13,927 --> 00:07:15,440 The show begins! 94 00:07:15,440 --> 00:07:18,599 -Stay there and don't move, ok? -I promise. 95 00:07:20,767 --> 00:07:23,406 I'll do it but this is not cool. 96 00:07:23,647 --> 00:07:25,444 Lower the curtain! 97 00:07:37,447 --> 00:07:39,278 At least you could watch! 98 00:07:39,278 --> 00:07:41,756 I'm doing all this for you, and you inflate your balloon?!? 99 00:07:41,756 --> 00:07:44,646 But I blow with my mouth, And I watch with my eyes. 100 00:07:44,927 --> 00:07:46,042 -Right... -Keep going. 101 00:07:46,042 --> 00:07:48,084 The hell with it! 102 00:07:50,127 --> 00:07:54,245 It's the last time I do that. Stop it with this balloon! 103 00:07:55,727 --> 00:08:00,403 It's strange. I started to blow, and now I don't want to stop. 104 00:08:00,647 --> 00:08:02,524 But I can't keep going forever. What do you say, should I continue? 105 00:08:02,727 --> 00:08:06,037 I say that you stop it. Come one, you're not continuing. 106 00:08:08,287 --> 00:08:10,437 Here goes the sweater! 107 00:08:12,767 --> 00:08:15,122 I'm going to blow it up for love. 108 00:08:15,567 --> 00:08:18,718 I'm going to blow it in your honor. Are you happy? 109 00:08:21,967 --> 00:08:23,241 Do it. 110 00:08:37,487 --> 00:08:39,159 Poor balloon. 111 00:08:49,167 --> 00:08:50,725 Come here. 112 00:08:53,847 --> 00:08:56,486 Who should I give this balloon to, now? 113 00:08:58,007 --> 00:09:00,202 Let's give it to the little angel. 114 00:09:07,327 --> 00:09:12,162 -If one starts thinking... -You ahve the whole week to think. 115 00:09:12,807 --> 00:09:15,958 It seems a silly thing, but it's actually a problem. 116 00:09:17,127 --> 00:09:21,439 -What? - When you reach a certain point, you don't know if there will be room for more air. 117 00:09:22,367 --> 00:09:25,564 -Hm, so? -So you don't know when to stop. 118 00:09:25,847 --> 00:09:29,965 -Stop what? -To blow. -Idiot. 119 00:09:31,847 --> 00:09:33,917 -Do you want some? -No, thanks. 120 00:09:37,087 --> 00:09:39,396 -What are you thinking about? -Nothing. 121 00:09:40,807 --> 00:09:45,119 How can you eat condensed milk like that! that should be used for cappuccino. 122 00:09:45,367 --> 00:09:48,040 Look here, it looks like a battlefield. 123 00:09:48,847 --> 00:09:52,362 -Look at this mess! -Read this. 124 00:09:56,927 --> 00:09:57,827 "Stupid". Oh, thank you. 125 00:10:02,567 --> 00:10:05,923 You know what I''m going to do with your "stupid"? I'm going to eat it! 126 00:10:07,487 --> 00:10:09,796 It tickles! 127 00:10:13,647 --> 00:10:16,161 So you wrote "stupid", hm? 128 00:10:16,887 --> 00:10:20,277 -Then, write something else. -What? 129 00:10:20,527 --> 00:10:23,997 I don't know... something you think about me. 130 00:10:25,847 --> 00:10:27,360 Wait. 131 00:10:40,247 --> 00:10:44,638 -Big stup... -And I'm going to eat your "big stupid" too. 132 00:10:57,687 --> 00:10:59,359 It's good. 133 00:11:01,047 --> 00:11:02,799 What are you looking at? 134 00:11:07,487 --> 00:11:11,526 ...41, 42, 43, 44... 135 00:11:11,526 --> 00:11:15,362 ...45, 46, 47, 48, 49... 136 00:11:15,727 --> 00:11:19,686 ...50, 51, 52, 53... 137 00:11:20,527 --> 00:11:24,202 ...54, 55, 56, 57. 138 00:11:36,047 --> 00:11:38,561 I brought you some whisky. And the ice. 139 00:11:39,767 --> 00:11:41,997 How is it going with the pump? 140 00:11:43,527 --> 00:11:46,325 Well, I'm happy. Have you seen? Look! 141 00:11:46,887 --> 00:11:51,483 -Hey, look! -Yes. -See, ice! Pretty, huh? 142 00:11:52,687 --> 00:11:56,362 -Look, it looks like crystal! -Stop it, come on. 143 00:11:59,327 --> 00:12:03,366 How many ice cubes do you want? Two, three, four, five, six? 144 00:12:04,847 --> 00:12:08,556 Listen, Giovanna, don't you understand? Leave me alone for a second. 145 00:12:08,967 --> 00:12:11,561 We were together all afternoon, we made love. 146 00:12:11,767 --> 00:12:15,919 We spoke until now. Now let me do this work in peace. 147 00:12:16,567 --> 00:12:19,525 I came to the end of it, and I found out that with the pump, one can't make a mistake 148 00:12:19,727 --> 00:12:21,638 because it's mathematic, do you understand? 149 00:12:21,847 --> 00:12:24,680 It's the same reason that Germans keep going on. 150 00:12:24,887 --> 00:12:28,163 They're rational, mathematic. And tenacious. 151 00:12:28,687 --> 00:12:32,839 Go in the other room. Can't you go watch tv for a bit. 152 00:12:34,447 --> 00:12:35,721 Please go. 153 00:12:35,721 --> 00:12:39,004 During the week I have to wait because you work. 154 00:12:39,207 --> 00:12:42,279 I can't go out with anybody, because you're jealous. 155 00:12:42,687 --> 00:12:45,963 And on Saturday I come to see you to have fun, and be with you. 156 00:12:46,567 --> 00:12:49,240 And you tell me to go watch tv! 157 00:12:49,487 --> 00:12:54,561 -Fine. Like a saint, I'll go watch tv. -Yes, go go. 158 00:13:15,087 --> 00:13:17,203 Here's to us, you old lion! 159 00:13:17,203 --> 00:13:18,283 77, 78... 160 00:13:22,527 --> 00:13:25,360 ...79, 80... 161 00:14:06,887 --> 00:14:09,606 - Where are you going? -I'll be right back. -Tell me where you are going! 162 00:14:09,606 --> 00:14:13,555 -I'll be right back, watch tv! -Please, tell me where you're going! 163 00:14:19,527 --> 00:14:20,801 You, come here! 164 00:14:24,327 --> 00:14:28,605 Why did you put the balloons in the fridge? Damn you! 165 00:14:51,927 --> 00:14:53,485 Come on, tell me something! 166 00:14:54,207 --> 00:14:55,196 Touch here! 167 00:14:55,567 --> 00:14:59,640 I told you, these things cannot be solved empirically, they must be analyzed scientifically. 168 00:15:00,007 --> 00:15:02,601 But you are an engineer. Give me some technical advice! 169 00:15:02,807 --> 00:15:06,038 Right, I'm going to give you technical advice, on Saturday afternoon while I'm getting a massage! 170 00:15:06,527 --> 00:15:09,166 -Look, I'll blow some more. -Now it's going to blow up! 171 00:15:09,407 --> 00:15:13,559 -That's precisely what I wanna find out. Touch here! -How annoying... 172 00:15:14,287 --> 00:15:16,039 I can blow more. 173 00:15:17,287 --> 00:15:20,438 -Keep your hands on it! Tell me if I can blow more. 174 00:15:21,727 --> 00:15:24,036 Damn it, what kind of engineer are you?? 175 00:15:26,207 --> 00:15:27,959 All done. 176 00:15:28,847 --> 00:15:30,599 What a day! 177 00:15:30,967 --> 00:15:33,561 Little poetic cloud. 178 00:15:34,967 --> 00:15:38,880 -Get a massage, too. -No, I don't feel like it today. 179 00:15:40,487 --> 00:15:43,763 -Tell me what you think. -(lady,in japanese) Good-bye. -Good-bye. 180 00:15:47,527 --> 00:15:52,237 Listen up, I'm not a kid, I'm an engineer, I don't want to stay here and play with balloons. 181 00:15:52,237 --> 00:15:56,161 All right, you're an engineer, I'm an industrialist and I have a checkbook. How much do you want? 182 00:15:56,367 --> 00:16:01,236 Nothing. Since you decided to break "my balloons", I'll give you advice... 183 00:16:01,236 --> 00:16:04,399 -..for free. Ok? -Ok, good. 184 00:16:04,807 --> 00:16:06,479 Ok, listen. 185 00:16:06,887 --> 00:16:10,482 Every result derives from a set of proofs. 186 00:16:10,687 --> 00:16:15,397 You want to know the breaking point of the balloon. Where? In what place? 187 00:16:16,007 --> 00:16:19,682 For example, the pressure in this room is very different from the massage room. 188 00:16:19,887 --> 00:16:22,196 -Good evening. -Good evening, professor. 189 00:16:22,647 --> 00:16:25,445 -Have you had your massage? -Yes. -Good, well done. 190 00:16:26,127 --> 00:16:29,642 Mr. Mario, careful with the carpet. Your shoes! 191 00:16:30,607 --> 00:16:34,202 See, the pressure in that room is again different from this one... 192 00:16:34,527 --> 00:16:36,165 Wait a second! 193 00:16:38,527 --> 00:16:43,521 Here, since the sauna is close, the humidity is also different. 194 00:16:43,807 --> 00:16:46,958 So, you want to know the breaking point of the balloon. 195 00:16:47,247 --> 00:16:51,206 But you have to tell me if you wanna know it here, there or over there. Do you understand? 196 00:16:51,567 --> 00:16:55,560 -I don't know... in the middle! -In the middle... -Come on, you know what I mean. 197 00:16:55,847 --> 00:16:59,965 Anyway, now I gave you the examples of humidity and pressure. 198 00:17:00,367 --> 00:17:03,404 But there 100.000 other elements that determine the result. 199 00:17:03,847 --> 00:17:08,045 Some, you can assign from the beginning, but some are unpredictable. 200 00:17:08,407 --> 00:17:11,444 The hell with you, talking about unpredictable... 201 00:17:11,967 --> 00:17:14,527 There are always unpredictable elements. 202 00:17:15,247 --> 00:17:17,044 -The door! -Hey, Mario! How are you? 203 00:17:17,327 --> 00:17:21,479 Well, you have to know that this man here came with a balloon to inflate. 204 00:17:21,847 --> 00:17:25,203 If the people at the bank saw him, they'd take the balloon away. 205 00:17:25,203 --> 00:17:27,881 Anyhow... what is precisely that you want to know? 206 00:17:28,087 --> 00:17:30,999 Get to the point... You didn't understand anything. 207 00:17:32,567 --> 00:17:35,718 And the audience here doesn't really intimidate me. 208 00:17:36,047 --> 00:17:38,766 I asked something really simple, which will make you laugh. 209 00:17:38,967 --> 00:17:42,676 I just wanna know, how much I can inflate this balloon. 210 00:17:42,967 --> 00:17:47,438 Because if I stop blowing and there's still room left inside, I failed. 211 00:17:49,007 --> 00:17:51,521 -Do you understand? -Why don't you take your hat off? 212 00:17:51,807 --> 00:17:56,278 So, the problem is simple, yet also very importante for me. 213 00:17:56,687 --> 00:17:59,520 Because if I can't make it, I'm a failure, inside. 214 00:17:59,767 --> 00:18:04,682 Since you don't have any moral qualms in yourselves, you're all jerks. Understood? 215 00:18:18,007 --> 00:18:21,716 Hello, listen wait for me, I'm coming there. Wait, come on! 216 00:18:22,447 --> 00:18:23,846 Are you mad? 217 00:18:24,127 --> 00:18:27,642 Wait, I'll be there soon, I'll bring you a surprise. Stay there, ok? 218 00:18:32,007 --> 00:18:36,205 Don't worry, Sir, this is the best of our meat from Lomellina. 219 00:18:39,567 --> 00:18:40,682 Excuse me. 220 00:18:41,487 --> 00:18:44,445 -Have you been helped, Sir? -Thanks, I'd like a truffle. 221 00:18:44,445 --> 00:18:48,043 They're truly beautiful. Here, smell this. 222 00:18:50,047 --> 00:18:53,881 -Didn't you wet them too much? -Oh, no, here we don't do that. 223 00:18:55,327 --> 00:18:57,283 White from Alma, really fresh. 224 00:18:59,607 --> 00:19:01,996 -Should I wrap it, Sir? -Yes. -Anything else? 225 00:19:02,287 --> 00:19:05,120 No, I'll take a look around. 226 00:19:07,127 --> 00:19:09,641 -Can I help you, Sir? -Good evening. 227 00:19:10,287 --> 00:19:12,118 Listen, do people always eat this much? 228 00:19:12,327 --> 00:19:14,682 Of course they do! They eat and they forget everything. 229 00:19:14,927 --> 00:19:17,805 -Much better than cocaine! -Really? Well then, let's eat. 230 00:19:18,007 --> 00:19:22,637 -What do you have that is good? -Well If i had to pick, we have this great risotto... 231 00:19:22,637 --> 00:19:23,047 - P�ipravte mi malou hostinu. - Je lah�dkov�. 232 00:19:23,047 --> 00:19:26,119 -Pick me a good dinner. -This risotto is great. 233 00:19:27,407 --> 00:19:29,125 Hm, before I get home it'll become like glue. 234 00:19:29,125 --> 00:19:31,755 But Sir, we have a special, thermal wrapping. 235 00:19:31,755 --> 00:19:33,645 Really? Then, let's get the risotto! 236 00:19:34,167 --> 00:19:35,805 Dinner for two? 237 00:19:43,887 --> 00:19:47,197 I brought so much stuff, we'll have a great dinner! 238 00:19:48,647 --> 00:19:52,925 Let's eat! Can you smell the truffle? Smell here! 239 00:19:54,167 --> 00:19:58,001 Truffle, turkey, canape, champagne! Everything you want! 240 00:19:58,247 --> 00:20:01,159 It's you and I, here, alone. Aren't you happy? 241 00:20:01,647 --> 00:20:03,922 An hour and a half to go to buy food? 242 00:20:04,927 --> 00:20:07,999 I was nervous, I needed to get some fresh air. Let me stay here. 243 00:20:09,327 --> 00:20:13,400 -What do you want? -I wanna stay here. Please? 244 00:20:34,807 --> 00:20:38,436 Did we make up? Say yes... 245 00:20:43,967 --> 00:20:46,083 -No! -Yes! -No! -Yes! 246 00:20:50,687 --> 00:20:54,475 I don't know how to live without you. You have to bear with me. 247 00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:59,319 Otherwise I can't... Do you love me? 248 00:20:59,927 --> 00:21:04,682 -How much? -yes. -But how much? 249 00:21:05,287 --> 00:21:08,484 -Very much. -Very, very much. 250 00:21:09,807 --> 00:21:12,037 Sweet, sweet love. 251 00:21:12,967 --> 00:21:17,245 If you can't stand me anymore, I can't do anything anymore... 252 00:21:17,647 --> 00:21:20,161 You understand that, right? 253 00:21:22,487 --> 00:21:24,239 Take off your clothes. 254 00:21:27,167 --> 00:21:28,725 Take off your clothes. 255 00:21:32,487 --> 00:21:34,364 I wanna make love. 256 00:22:47,247 --> 00:22:49,203 Furio...! 257 00:22:53,487 --> 00:22:55,443 Do you like it? 258 00:23:46,407 --> 00:23:47,920 Stop it! 259 00:23:50,927 --> 00:23:53,316 This was the right time! 260 00:23:54,727 --> 00:23:58,117 You jerk! I'm going to kill you! 261 00:23:58,927 --> 00:24:01,885 I'm going to crack your head open! Don't laugh! 262 00:24:02,207 --> 00:24:06,837 I'm an inch from your nose! An inch! 263 00:24:07,087 --> 00:24:10,045 -You're out of your mind. -Who's out of their mind? Look here! Look if I'm crazy! 264 00:24:12,327 --> 00:24:19,915 I have control over my actions! I'm going to cut your head off! Understood? 265 00:24:21,087 --> 00:24:25,922 You never smoke. How come you're smoking now? That's why you were waiting calmly, you're a sadist! 266 00:24:26,207 --> 00:24:29,597 I'm going to stick a finger up your nose, and break it down! 267 00:24:30,287 --> 00:24:33,359 Don't laugh! I'm going to kill you! 268 00:24:34,247 --> 00:24:36,636 Tell me I'm crazy because I want to think... 269 00:24:36,636 --> 00:24:39,844 ...because I want to understand, say it! Jen to �ekni! 270 00:24:40,127 --> 00:24:43,961 -Ohh, stop it, you're annoying! -Aaaah, I'm annoying! 271 00:24:44,167 --> 00:24:46,727 -(Giovanna) You're totally crazy. 272 00:24:51,407 --> 00:24:54,240 Madam, you stop at the object itself. 273 00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:56,921 Try to understand the meaning. 274 00:24:57,127 --> 00:24:59,004 Go away, madam. 275 00:24:59,247 --> 00:25:00,839 I'm an idiot! 276 00:25:01,247 --> 00:25:05,684 -To stay here, and wait for you, and bear with you. -I don't need you as a wife. 277 00:25:05,684 --> 00:25:07,326 GO AWAY! 278 00:25:07,847 --> 00:25:12,238 I'm going to tell you gently, Madam. Go, go to your dad who trusts you. Go. 279 00:25:12,487 --> 00:25:14,796 -I have to get my clothes. -Sure, go ahead. 280 00:25:15,007 --> 00:25:16,998 -And my boots, too. -Sure! I'll leave the door open. 281 00:25:17,207 --> 00:25:19,323 -I wonder how I could make love to you! You disgust me! 282 00:25:19,527 --> 00:25:21,722 You're a monster and a selfish man. 283 00:25:21,927 --> 00:25:25,886 That's what you are. But I'm sick of this situation. 284 00:25:26,767 --> 00:25:30,999 You stay here alone with your candies, your dog, your money. 285 00:25:33,367 --> 00:25:36,518 Your understanding... What do you want to understand, anyway? 286 00:25:49,407 --> 00:25:51,363 Do you like it? Later. 287 00:25:52,007 --> 00:25:54,475 Now the truffle. 9000 lira! (around 7 dollars) 288 00:25:55,567 --> 00:25:59,879 500, 1000, 1500... 289 00:26:01,047 --> 00:26:03,515 ...2000, 2500... 290 00:26:04,127 --> 00:26:09,963 ...3000, 3500, 4000. I'll stop, or my liver will hurt. 291 00:26:16,247 --> 00:26:19,444 I need to stay calm. I should follow your example. 292 00:26:19,647 --> 00:26:22,445 The truth is, you're already a corpse. 293 00:26:23,167 --> 00:26:28,036 Moet Chandon, brut, year 1944. 294 00:26:28,687 --> 00:26:32,839 That might be a lie. The Germans stole everything. 295 00:26:33,487 --> 00:26:36,763 Slowly, scientifically. 296 00:26:43,127 --> 00:26:48,155 Let's pour it. The foam... I like the foam. 297 00:26:48,927 --> 00:26:50,758 To you! 298 00:27:01,287 --> 00:27:03,801 Do you want the balloon? I'll give it to you. 299 00:27:04,927 --> 00:27:05,767 In your face! 300 00:28:48,287 --> 00:28:52,326 He had to fall right on my car, that idiot. Damn it. 301 00:28:52,527 --> 00:28:54,518 How am I going to fix this now... 302 00:28:59,807 --> 00:29:01,923 Let me move, please! 303 00:29:02,967 --> 00:29:05,561 Even the slipper... You can keep your slipper! 304 00:29:07,327 --> 00:29:10,444 Excuse me, let me through. Nobody says anything to this guy... 305 00:29:10,647 --> 00:29:14,925 You only worry about your car. A man fell from above, he might die, this poor guy. 306 00:29:15,247 --> 00:29:17,966 -Who are you? The Police? -Of course not! 307 00:29:18,207 --> 00:29:20,038 You only worry about your car. In the end, this is a man... 308 00:29:20,327 --> 00:29:21,601 -This is my car! -I know that. 309 00:29:21,601 --> 00:29:23,644 -Then worry about your own car! -Be a civil person! 310 00:29:23,847 --> 00:29:26,407 -I didn't tell him to throw himself out of the window. -Be human, it's a man after all... 311 00:29:26,647 --> 00:29:28,478 -Do you have a car? -Yes, I do. 312 00:29:28,687 --> 00:29:31,247 So if I come here and start doing this on your car... 313 00:29:31,247 --> 00:29:33,165 But the man can be dead! 314 00:29:33,407 --> 00:29:36,240 So? Who is dead stays down, who is alive accepts that. 315 00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:37,806 -Go away! -This is ridiculous! 316 00:30:19,807 --> 00:30:21,638 "The Rush Hour" 317 00:30:22,127 --> 00:30:23,958 From the play in one act "Dangerously" by E. De Filippo 318 00:30:24,247 --> 00:30:25,475 Screenplay 319 00:30:28,847 --> 00:30:30,097 Directed by 320 00:30:42,567 --> 00:30:44,922 -Please, can you check if there's a message for me? 321 00:30:44,922 --> 00:30:47,396 My name is Michele Profili. 322 00:30:53,807 --> 00:30:57,322 -No Sir, no messages. -Thank you. 323 00:30:58,607 --> 00:31:01,644 -Can I have a telephone coin, please. -Sure, in a moment. 324 00:31:11,647 --> 00:31:13,763 Professor, can I ask you some questions? 325 00:31:13,763 --> 00:31:15,599 Look, i wouldn't know what to tell you. 326 00:31:15,807 --> 00:31:18,275 Is it true that you have been nominated for the Nobel prize for Physics? 327 00:31:18,487 --> 00:31:19,966 I don't think so, I don't know... 328 00:31:20,247 --> 00:31:23,284 -Have you been away from Italy for long? -Twelve years. But now let me go, please. 329 00:31:23,567 --> 00:31:27,242 -How long are you staying? -Look, I just came here for a short break, to rest. 330 00:31:27,447 --> 00:31:29,358 Don't ruin my holidays from the beginning, please. 331 00:31:29,687 --> 00:31:31,405 Thank you Professor, and I am sorry. 332 00:31:39,927 --> 00:31:41,918 Carmelina, I'll get it. 333 00:31:45,727 --> 00:31:48,082 I'm coming! Hello? 334 00:31:48,767 --> 00:31:50,485 Hello, is that Rossi's house? 335 00:31:50,967 --> 00:31:53,083 -Yes. -Are you Mrs. Rossi? -Yes, that's me. 336 00:31:53,083 --> 00:31:56,876 -I am Michele Profili. -Oh, Professor, welcome! What a pleasure to have you here! 337 00:31:57,207 --> 00:32:01,246 Arturo told me so much about you! Come whenever you like, here all is ready! 338 00:32:01,727 --> 00:32:06,403 Oh ok, but Arturo told me he would come to pick me up at Fiumicino airport. But I don't see him. 339 00:32:06,767 --> 00:32:11,079 Really? I'm worried, too. This morning, when he went out, he looked so upset. 340 00:32:11,887 --> 00:32:12,842 Upset? Why's that? 341 00:32:13,247 --> 00:32:17,001 He shot me. Ooh, so I'll wait for you. See you later! 342 00:32:17,001 --> 00:32:18,441 Good, good. 343 00:32:19,927 --> 00:32:21,679 Mrs. Rossi?!? Hello! 344 00:32:22,047 --> 00:32:24,967 Michele, finally! How are you? 345 00:32:25,524 --> 00:32:28,804 -I'm well... -Sorry that I'm late, I found some traffic. 346 00:32:29,007 --> 00:32:32,283 Living in Rome is becoming impossible. Come, my car is outside. 347 00:32:39,407 --> 00:32:40,601 I'm really sorry. 348 00:32:41,207 --> 00:32:42,640 -Were you scared? -No, no. 349 00:32:42,887 --> 00:32:45,526 With your nervous breakdown... 350 00:32:45,727 --> 00:32:47,843 -Did you cure it well? -Yes, indeed. 351 00:32:48,047 --> 00:32:49,844 I was in a clinic for a month. 352 00:32:50,047 --> 00:32:52,800 -What did they do to you? -Sleep therapy. 353 00:32:53,007 --> 00:32:55,475 That sounds relaxing. And those tics you had? 354 00:32:56,247 --> 00:32:57,566 Oh, they're gone. 355 00:32:58,047 --> 00:33:01,005 That's good. You look thinner. 356 00:33:01,447 --> 00:33:03,119 But you'll get better. 357 00:33:04,007 --> 00:33:05,918 I'm really happy to hear that you're fine. 358 00:33:06,167 --> 00:33:09,364 Now it's important that you rest well, before starting that series of conferences. 359 00:33:09,647 --> 00:33:13,037 You'll see, before leaving my house, you'll have to call the tailor! 360 00:33:13,247 --> 00:33:15,886 -The tailor? -Yes, you'll need new clothes! 361 00:33:16,087 --> 00:33:18,317 I'll make you become like this, look... 362 00:33:21,807 --> 00:33:25,516 Listen, I don't want to bother you. Maybe it's better if I stay in a hotel. 363 00:33:25,727 --> 00:33:28,082 Are you kiddind? We're childhood friends! 364 00:33:28,407 --> 00:33:31,080 Yes but... now it's different. You're married now. 365 00:33:31,647 --> 00:33:34,366 Oh, now that you reminded me! I have to stop for a second. 366 00:33:34,366 --> 00:33:36,483 -Do you mind? -No, go ahead. 367 00:33:44,927 --> 00:33:46,201 WEAPONS 368 00:33:49,087 --> 00:33:53,080 Here is the revolver which was jammed, and this is the gun you ordered. 369 00:33:53,567 --> 00:33:55,205 Thank you. I'll be back to pay the bill. 370 00:33:55,487 --> 00:33:58,206 -The bullets! -Oh, thanks. Good-bye. 371 00:34:03,967 --> 00:34:05,923 I'm sorry. Let's go. 372 00:34:16,967 --> 00:34:19,322 -Do you like strawberries? -Very much, thanks. 373 00:34:19,727 --> 00:34:22,958 Oh thank God. They're my husband's favorite! 374 00:34:24,527 --> 00:34:25,926 My big sweet cat. 375 00:34:26,167 --> 00:34:29,682 Meow, meow. Kitty, I'm your cat. 376 00:34:40,407 --> 00:34:43,444 Listen up, where did you put that magazine I gave you? 377 00:34:43,727 --> 00:34:46,878 -In our bedroom. -There's a great article about you. 378 00:34:47,127 --> 00:34:50,358 It says that next year you'll be nominated for the Nobel prize. Did you know? 379 00:34:50,607 --> 00:34:52,120 Well yes, they told me. 380 00:34:52,367 --> 00:34:54,562 A great scientist like you would surely deserve it. 381 00:34:55,007 --> 00:34:58,317 Thanks, but it's not official yet. 382 00:34:58,607 --> 00:35:01,326 I even thought that they were joking. 383 00:35:01,567 --> 00:35:02,841 Right... 384 00:35:04,007 --> 00:35:06,282 Arturo, why don't you ask him about tonight? 385 00:35:06,767 --> 00:35:08,644 Right. What are we doing tonight? 386 00:35:08,967 --> 00:35:12,960 I couldn't plan anything, because I didn't know whether you were tired or not... 387 00:35:13,207 --> 00:35:15,562 My beautiful cat takes care of everything! 388 00:35:16,167 --> 00:35:20,797 My kitty! You're my kitty, right? 389 00:35:26,607 --> 00:35:29,917 Yes, I'm a little tired! You know, the trip, and everything else.. 390 00:35:30,847 --> 00:35:33,566 And tomorrow I'd like to visit my sister in Naples. 391 00:35:33,767 --> 00:35:35,120 It's been a long time since I've seen her. 392 00:35:35,327 --> 00:35:37,557 And of course now there are also nephews and nieces. 393 00:35:38,007 --> 00:35:39,565 Be careful! 394 00:35:40,207 --> 00:35:41,686 I even warned you! 395 00:35:42,327 --> 00:35:45,205 -That's nothing, really. -I'm really sorry. 396 00:35:45,967 --> 00:35:48,879 -What are you doing? With a knife? Are you crazy? -With the blade, it's better. 397 00:35:49,167 --> 00:35:53,319 -Yea right, so the stain gets even worse. -What are you talking about, you can barely see it. 398 00:35:54,207 --> 00:35:55,196 Right, Michele? 399 00:35:55,196 --> 00:35:56,322 Yes, sure... 400 00:35:56,567 --> 00:35:59,240 What do you expect, that he says it's visible? He's a guest! 401 00:35:59,687 --> 00:36:01,882 The stain is there and it's evident! 402 00:36:02,567 --> 00:36:05,798 Well so you tell me, what should I do? Should I hang myself? 403 00:36:06,567 --> 00:36:09,525 Ok I made a mistake, let's toast to that. 404 00:36:09,525 --> 00:36:11,882 Now with some wine you think you fixed it? 405 00:36:12,167 --> 00:36:13,566 I'll give you mine. 406 00:36:13,927 --> 00:36:18,239 Of course, since I gave it to you. You hated it from day one, you just couldn't wait to get rid of it. 407 00:36:18,527 --> 00:36:20,836 Oh yes that's true, you gave this to me. 408 00:36:21,447 --> 00:36:23,278 You didn't even remember. 409 00:36:23,527 --> 00:36:26,087 DOn't make such a scene, come on. Where is the baby powder? 410 00:36:26,447 --> 00:36:30,440 In this house we buy tons of baby powder. A little bit of attention would be enough. 411 00:36:30,647 --> 00:36:33,400 Yesterday french fries, today cream, tomorrow pasta with meatsauce... 412 00:36:33,607 --> 00:36:34,881 It's so difficult to take care of him. 413 00:36:35,087 --> 00:36:38,318 But this is a wife's fate. 414 00:36:38,567 --> 00:36:41,923 -A husband instead has the office, his business... -Oh, the office, business... 415 00:36:42,367 --> 00:36:46,326 But these are things for serious people! But you? What do you do? 416 00:36:46,607 --> 00:36:49,758 You sit there all day, drawing, then you come home and you start giving orders! 417 00:36:50,007 --> 00:36:51,326 Bring me this, bring me that! 418 00:36:51,527 --> 00:36:53,483 -Just stop it. -You're exaggerating now. Stop it! 419 00:36:53,727 --> 00:36:57,561 You don't like to hear the truth, huh? "You're exaggerating no, stop it" - whatever! 420 00:36:59,207 --> 00:37:01,880 Dorotea, Arturo, really, calm down. 421 00:37:02,727 --> 00:37:04,877 She really gets on my nerves. 422 00:37:05,487 --> 00:37:07,637 -Come on, Dorotea, where do you keep the baby powder? -Go look for it. 423 00:37:07,927 --> 00:37:10,839 -Dorotea, stop it. -Come on, be nice... 424 00:37:11,127 --> 00:37:14,961 -You shut up, don't touch me! What are you going to do if I don't stop it, huh? -Don't provoke me. 425 00:37:15,447 --> 00:37:19,042 -Let's not cross certain boundaries... -What are you doing? 426 00:37:19,287 --> 00:37:23,485 Let me go, Michele! This is the time to end this once and for all. 427 00:37:23,807 --> 00:37:27,846 -Right, let's end this once and for all! -This time you won't escape. 428 00:37:28,287 --> 00:37:31,484 -Oh my God! Help! - Arturo, please don't do it! 429 00:37:31,484 --> 00:37:33,558 Get out of the way, Michele. 430 00:37:38,887 --> 00:37:40,639 Quick! This way! 431 00:37:46,047 --> 00:37:47,526 There he is! 432 00:38:03,687 --> 00:38:07,680 -Aren't there any keys in this house?!? -I don't know, but I'm so scared! 433 00:38:08,327 --> 00:38:10,443 There he is! Let's run! 434 00:38:36,207 --> 00:38:37,356 This way! 435 00:38:51,847 --> 00:38:52,836 Freeze! 436 00:38:54,007 --> 00:38:57,716 -No, no! -Don't shoot! 437 00:39:04,647 --> 00:39:06,000 Here are the smelling salts. 438 00:39:46,207 --> 00:39:48,482 I survived this time, too. 439 00:39:50,287 --> 00:39:52,596 I wonder what saint protects me. 440 00:39:58,607 --> 00:39:59,835 Thank you. 441 00:40:13,167 --> 00:40:14,395 How much sugar? 442 00:40:14,967 --> 00:40:18,198 You know, just one spoon, better if it's too bitter. 443 00:40:38,047 --> 00:40:39,685 -Kitty... -My cat. 444 00:40:43,647 --> 00:40:44,875 You're bad. 445 00:40:47,687 --> 00:40:52,317 You always get mad so easily. 1,2,3,4... And you shoot. 446 00:40:58,087 --> 00:41:01,238 Dorotea really loves her big cat. 447 00:41:02,767 --> 00:41:05,201 Do the cat. Come on. 448 00:41:11,007 --> 00:41:13,646 -I'm a cat... purr. -Yes, yes. -Purrr. 449 00:41:16,767 --> 00:41:20,726 Why the hell did I come here? I could have stayed in a hotel... 450 00:41:21,207 --> 00:41:22,925 It would have been great. 451 00:41:22,925 --> 00:41:26,796 (Arturo) -Kitty, can you stop reading and we turn the light off? 452 00:41:30,167 --> 00:41:32,397 -Thanks God. (Arturo) -Tomorrow I have so much to do. 453 00:41:32,807 --> 00:41:37,927 (Arturo) -Please put the book down. Kitty, put the book down! 454 00:41:38,327 --> 00:41:40,477 (Dorotea) -Don't be annoying. Uff! 455 00:41:41,607 --> 00:41:44,440 (Arturo) -Put that book down! At this time, we should sleep. 456 00:41:45,207 --> 00:41:47,596 (Dorotea) -No, leave me alone, dictator! 457 00:41:48,487 --> 00:41:51,797 (Arturo) -I said put the book down!! (Dorotea) -I'm not going to put the book down!! 458 00:41:52,407 --> 00:41:55,205 (Arturo) -Ouch!! (Dorotea) -Ha ha, you hurt yourself! Too bad! 459 00:41:57,167 --> 00:41:59,442 (Arturo) -That's enough, give me that book!! 460 00:42:31,887 --> 00:42:33,400 Oh God... 461 00:43:07,047 --> 00:43:10,119 -Aah! Who's that? -Shh! Arturo has the gun. 462 00:43:10,367 --> 00:43:12,562 A gun... 463 00:43:43,287 --> 00:43:47,200 -Have you ever noticed that the gun is loaded with blanks? -Of course it is. 464 00:43:47,567 --> 00:43:50,035 But from time to time he uses real bullets! 465 00:43:50,407 --> 00:43:51,806 Russian roulette! 466 00:43:59,447 --> 00:44:00,721 Here, take it. 467 00:44:05,887 --> 00:44:10,005 -Dorotea, what are we doing here? -Not what you're thinking. 468 00:44:12,167 --> 00:44:13,486 Here he is! 469 00:44:18,327 --> 00:44:20,363 Arturo, we didn't do anything! 470 00:44:21,407 --> 00:44:23,477 I know. Now get out of the way. 471 00:44:23,967 --> 00:44:27,198 -Yes, but how? -Dorotea, put that book down! -No! 472 00:44:27,407 --> 00:44:30,717 -Do it while I'm being nice. -No, no! -Then you know what's going to happen. 473 00:44:31,247 --> 00:44:33,886 Put down that gun, think about it! 474 00:44:34,087 --> 00:44:36,965 Assassin! Help! 475 00:44:49,607 --> 00:44:51,916 Michele! What's wrong? 476 00:44:59,847 --> 00:45:01,075 Damn it! 477 00:45:12,887 --> 00:45:16,197 Michele? What are you doing? Where do you want to go? 478 00:45:16,567 --> 00:45:19,684 Where? To denounce you, you murderer! 479 00:45:20,127 --> 00:45:21,560 -Who, me? -Yes, you! 480 00:45:22,007 --> 00:45:25,238 Now Dorotea is lying in my bed in a bloodbath! 481 00:45:25,447 --> 00:45:27,597 How does this open?!? 482 00:45:28,567 --> 00:45:30,558 Be quiet, you're going to wake up the whole building! 483 00:45:30,767 --> 00:45:34,237 -Murderer! -What murderer? It's a gun loaded with blanks! 484 00:45:34,967 --> 00:45:38,562 -But there's a real bullet in there! -Of course not, that's what I tell Dorotea! 485 00:45:38,807 --> 00:45:41,401 -It's only loaded with blanks! -Really? 486 00:45:41,401 --> 00:45:43,444 Come one, come upstairs. 487 00:45:43,647 --> 00:45:45,558 You saw how difficult is my wife. 488 00:45:45,558 --> 00:45:48,799 I couldn't stand her anymore. What could I do? I didn't want to kick her out. 489 00:45:48,799 --> 00:45:51,640 One day I found a pistol with blanks in my pocket. 490 00:45:51,887 --> 00:45:53,081 I shot her. 491 00:45:53,367 --> 00:45:56,439 From that moment she turned into another person. Sweet, docile, yielding. 492 00:45:56,727 --> 00:46:00,356 So I understood that, in order to live in peace, one must shoot his wife! 493 00:46:00,847 --> 00:46:04,476 But couldn't you tell me in advance? My nerves are still so weak. 494 00:46:04,807 --> 00:46:08,083 You're right, but I thought I write you about that. It's been a year already. 495 00:46:08,287 --> 00:46:11,359 But what about the neighbors? Don't they complain? 496 00:46:11,687 --> 00:46:15,282 Heh, in the beginning it was a mess. The porter, the neighbors... 497 00:46:15,567 --> 00:46:18,127 Then I explained to them and they understood. 498 00:46:18,367 --> 00:46:21,359 Actually, many people followed my example. And they still thank me. 499 00:46:21,359 --> 00:46:23,643 -Really? -Sure, this system is spreading, I get letters everyday. 500 00:46:23,847 --> 00:46:27,920 Tons of letters. Even from abroad now. 501 00:46:28,167 --> 00:46:30,556 -Big cat... -Sweetheart! 502 00:46:31,007 --> 00:46:34,238 What are you doing down there? You'll catch a cold. 503 00:46:35,367 --> 00:46:37,562 Come upstairs, I'll make you a hot chocolate. 504 00:46:38,967 --> 00:46:40,605 Ok love, we'll be right there! 505 00:46:41,327 --> 00:46:42,726 See? Let's go. 506 00:46:50,927 --> 00:46:53,566 -What is it? -That's Dr. Bellis, on the second floor. 507 00:46:53,767 --> 00:46:56,918 Great man, surgeon. Very beautiful wife. 508 00:46:56,918 --> 00:47:00,602 We hang out quite often. They come to our house, we go to theirs... 509 00:47:00,807 --> 00:47:03,480 Go ahead. He was the first to follow me with this new system. 510 00:47:10,007 --> 00:47:14,558 Listen, I thought about what happened last night. It's a great idea, tremendous. 511 00:47:15,407 --> 00:47:18,285 Who doesn't wish for a sweet, quiet, understanding wife? 512 00:47:18,527 --> 00:47:20,404 And you could perfect your system. 513 00:47:20,687 --> 00:47:27,479 We would need a bullet with... talcum powder, poppy, bromide... 514 00:47:27,927 --> 00:47:29,883 ...and a bit of Spanish fly, that would be good. 515 00:47:30,207 --> 00:47:31,925 Let's talk about this in the car. 516 00:47:32,167 --> 00:47:35,716 I also thought that the product could be sold on the international market with a great name: 517 00:47:36,047 --> 00:47:38,925 "The bullet of happiness"! It would sell like crazy in America. 518 00:47:39,487 --> 00:47:40,522 Arturo! 519 00:47:40,847 --> 00:47:44,283 Since Michele is going to Naples, I called mom and I told her we would go there for breakfast. 520 00:47:44,487 --> 00:47:47,285 I'm going to Naples with him. Didn't I tell you? 521 00:47:47,487 --> 00:47:49,045 Yes, he's coming with me. 522 00:47:49,327 --> 00:47:52,478 -You're going away? -I'll be back soon, it will take only half a day. 523 00:47:52,967 --> 00:47:54,446 Oh no! 524 00:47:56,967 --> 00:48:01,040 You can't do this to my mother! You're not going to Naples! 525 00:48:09,447 --> 00:48:13,122 -Dorotea give me the car keys. -No, I won't. 526 00:48:14,367 --> 00:48:16,119 Shoot her and let's go, it's late. 527 00:48:16,487 --> 00:48:19,877 No, the arguement must start out nicely, and then grow worse and worse. Don't laugh please! 528 00:48:21,047 --> 00:48:23,481 Make up your mind! Michele, let's go. 529 00:48:23,807 --> 00:48:25,001 Stop! 530 00:48:29,167 --> 00:48:31,601 If you come any closer, I'm going to toss the keys! 531 00:48:31,847 --> 00:48:33,439 And I'm goign to shoot you. 532 00:48:34,407 --> 00:48:38,480 Arturo, come on, what are you doing? 533 00:48:39,927 --> 00:48:42,646 You know you're going to jail? (laughs) 534 00:48:58,407 --> 00:49:00,762 But that was a real bullet, Arturo! 535 00:49:01,007 --> 00:49:03,999 Oh right, from time to time I put a real bullet in, or she won't believe me anymore! 536 00:49:04,247 --> 00:49:05,646 But I aim too low. 537 00:49:06,047 --> 00:49:07,082 Excuse me one moment. 538 00:49:14,687 --> 00:49:21,365 Aren't you exaggerating? She didn't really do anything. 539 00:49:21,807 --> 00:49:25,277 Not now. But tonight when I'm back, I'll be tired and I want to sleep. 540 00:49:25,567 --> 00:49:26,602 So it's in advance? 541 00:49:28,127 --> 00:49:30,641 -Put it away, ok? -Sure, Doctor. 542 00:49:33,887 --> 00:49:37,926 Oh, this is the lawyer D'Ambrosio. He hasn't shot for a while! 543 00:49:40,567 --> 00:49:43,957 Hah, this is Sorrini. He has a terrible wife. 544 00:49:46,767 --> 00:49:51,887 -Who was this? -I don't know, it must be a new one. I told you, it's popular. 545 00:50:11,567 --> 00:50:14,525 Wow, it must be a bad day. 546 00:50:14,927 --> 00:50:17,600 Well, at this time all the husband are going out. 547 00:50:17,807 --> 00:50:20,116 -I understand: the "rush hour"! -Yes. 548 00:51:29,687 --> 00:51:32,804 "THE BLOND WIFE" 549 00:51:33,527 --> 00:51:35,563 Synopsis by 550 00:51:38,087 --> 00:51:38,807 Screenplay by 551 00:51:42,247 --> 00:51:43,497 directed by 552 00:51:56,007 --> 00:51:57,507 Pepita, sit down love. Help me. 553 00:52:06,447 --> 00:52:08,039 Here, one moment please. 554 00:52:08,039 --> 00:52:10,437 -I'll get out. (something not in Italian) 555 00:52:11,607 --> 00:52:13,723 Pepita, sit down sweetheart. 556 00:52:17,887 --> 00:52:20,765 I have to get out. One moment please! 557 00:52:32,487 --> 00:52:34,443 Leave us alone! Pepita! 558 00:53:46,647 --> 00:53:49,559 Sweetheart, I'm leaving. A little kiss? 559 00:53:50,767 --> 00:53:53,918 -The money... -Money? But I gave you some yesterday. 560 00:53:54,767 --> 00:53:58,646 -Tailor, hairdresser... -Fine, fine. 561 00:53:59,127 --> 00:54:03,564 -Car insurance, make-up... -I'll put it here, ok? Bye! 562 00:54:03,887 --> 00:54:07,038 Nourishing cream, hydrating cream... 563 00:54:18,647 --> 00:54:20,638 Italy - very expensive. (foreign accent) 564 00:54:23,287 --> 00:54:27,997 -Can you lend me 4 million (lira)? -Of course. -Thanks. 565 00:54:35,247 --> 00:54:37,886 Nice, smooth money. 566 00:54:38,287 --> 00:54:42,644 So, 4 million and 2 earlier, I owe you 6 million. 567 00:54:43,007 --> 00:54:44,281 Take your time. 568 00:54:44,727 --> 00:54:47,878 Instead, you still owe me 1500 lira for the movie theater, from last week. 569 00:54:49,647 --> 00:54:50,796 Take your time. 570 00:55:04,047 --> 00:55:10,566 Damn it! She's always sleeping. How can I make the bed? 571 00:55:12,207 --> 00:55:15,756 She's always sleeping, it's incredible. 572 00:55:17,447 --> 00:55:19,756 Listen, since you've read Freud, what can this mean? 573 00:55:19,967 --> 00:55:22,356 I really hate American cars. 574 00:55:23,407 --> 00:55:26,285 It's a transference. The car, is your wife. 575 00:55:26,567 --> 00:55:30,276 -But she was in the dream, too. -But she was one with the car. 576 00:55:31,007 --> 00:55:34,477 See, in your subconscious, Pepita is like an American car. 577 00:55:34,767 --> 00:55:37,361 Very beautiful, but cumbersome. 578 00:55:37,647 --> 00:55:42,118 Yes, and like American cars, Pepita "consumes" way too much. 579 00:55:49,447 --> 00:55:50,800 Good morning. 580 00:55:54,487 --> 00:55:55,806 Look over there! 581 00:55:59,927 --> 00:56:03,158 -Who's that? -That's Ali Bennali. He was on the newspaper, too. 582 00:56:03,527 --> 00:56:06,837 He has two floors at the Hilton, and 40 wives. 583 00:56:07,567 --> 00:56:11,480 -But there are only 5. -Well he must have brought only a delegation. 584 00:56:13,247 --> 00:56:14,362 Good morning. 585 00:56:23,287 --> 00:56:27,166 40 wives! If you think that Pepita alone costs me 150,000 lira per month. 586 00:56:28,247 --> 00:56:33,526 And he's a prince, so presents, jewels... Let's say 200,000 each wife. 587 00:56:33,847 --> 00:56:36,236 -At the least. -That's 8 million every month. 588 00:56:36,236 --> 00:56:39,240 - Rastrelli! -Yes, director. 589 00:56:39,447 --> 00:56:42,041 Bring 8 million here immediately. 590 00:56:43,367 --> 00:56:44,641 I'll be right there. 591 00:56:55,127 --> 00:56:59,678 Pepito! Here you are! How are you love? 592 00:57:00,327 --> 00:57:01,965 You're home already? 593 00:57:04,327 --> 00:57:05,806 Look at what you've done! 594 00:57:06,127 --> 00:57:08,846 I'm sorry. What's for dinner? 595 00:57:11,327 --> 00:57:16,117 -Is there anything good in the kitchen? -Spaghetti bolognese and rice with peas. 596 00:57:16,367 --> 00:57:19,643 That's... original, two first courses. 597 00:57:19,967 --> 00:57:24,961 Can you open them by yourself? I still have to shower. Such a bad day, today... 598 00:57:28,127 --> 00:57:30,721 Well she's surely a bit American. 599 00:57:55,207 --> 00:57:56,560 Are you done? 600 00:57:59,607 --> 00:58:01,677 Leave it to me, I'll do it. 601 00:58:05,087 --> 00:58:06,805 -Was it good? -Yes. 602 00:58:07,527 --> 00:58:09,802 -Were the spaghetti good? -Yes, dear, they were great. 603 00:58:09,802 --> 00:58:11,366 That's good. 604 00:58:18,687 --> 00:58:21,406 He must be such a nice guy. 605 00:58:23,007 --> 00:58:25,316 He must be a really great man. 606 00:58:26,727 --> 00:58:29,241 Most importantly, he must be so rich. 607 00:58:29,647 --> 00:58:35,483 And then, he's a real aristocrat. Of course, a real prince... 608 00:58:35,483 --> 00:58:38,798 I don't know, he passed by for a moment, I barely saw him. 609 00:58:39,407 --> 00:58:41,875 I know you were looking at the wives. 610 00:58:42,167 --> 00:58:44,886 People say that those are the most beautiful blondes in the world. 611 00:58:45,127 --> 00:58:47,846 -Why blond? -Didn't you read? 612 00:58:48,127 --> 00:58:48,967 It's written... here. 613 00:58:53,087 --> 00:58:57,683 His main activity is to travel the world to buy wives. 614 00:58:58,127 --> 00:59:02,200 As long as they're blond and beautiful, he doesn't care about the price. 615 00:59:02,567 --> 00:59:05,365 What do you mean, "buy"? Where? 616 00:59:06,367 --> 00:59:08,437 Well, from whoever has what he wants. 617 00:59:08,887 --> 00:59:11,720 When he sees a blond woman, he pays and buys her. 618 00:59:12,007 --> 00:59:15,044 He wanted to buy Kim Novak, he offered 500 million! 619 00:59:30,367 --> 00:59:32,642 It's true! It's all written there. 620 00:59:59,927 --> 01:00:01,838 Architect! 621 01:00:02,407 --> 01:00:04,637 Tell me, accountant Gasparri! 622 01:00:07,607 --> 01:00:09,677 Would you sell your wife? 623 01:00:10,487 --> 01:00:16,039 Are you out of your mind? Me, selling my wife? I'd rather be poor! 624 01:00:18,447 --> 01:00:21,200 Ha ha, you huh? Always with these strange thoughts. 625 01:00:21,967 --> 01:00:25,357 Oh Madam I apologize, I didn't see you. Good evening. 626 01:00:33,207 --> 01:00:35,846 Why, did you hear of any offer? 627 01:00:36,367 --> 01:00:38,278 No, I was just saying. 628 01:00:41,487 --> 01:00:46,003 -They take....so much out of us, right? 629 01:00:47,087 --> 01:00:53,435 When I come home at night, I'm tired. But she plays one of her discs and... 630 01:00:55,287 --> 01:00:56,720 ...can you hear? 631 01:00:56,967 --> 01:01:00,004 And then she starts to bite her hair. 632 01:01:00,687 --> 01:01:05,044 And that's the sign of her...libido, let's say. 633 01:01:06,087 --> 01:01:09,841 Erminia too, you know. She punches me here... 634 01:01:10,327 --> 01:01:15,276 And it hurts, you know, because she hits exactly my muscle... 635 01:01:15,847 --> 01:01:17,678 And that means that... 636 01:01:19,887 --> 01:01:21,320 Ouch! 637 01:01:21,527 --> 01:01:24,439 -Accountant. -Good night. 638 01:01:28,207 --> 01:01:30,118 And sleep well! 639 01:01:31,647 --> 01:01:33,956 -Honey! -Yes, dear. 640 01:01:44,127 --> 01:01:44,877 Ok. 641 01:02:05,647 --> 01:02:07,638 -Can I take the picture? -No, wait a second! 642 01:02:08,047 --> 01:02:10,686 Sweetheart, you must be smoother. 643 01:02:11,127 --> 01:02:13,641 Straighten your leg, try to be sensual. 644 01:02:13,641 --> 01:02:15,843 Come on, it looks like you're sleepy. 645 01:02:16,127 --> 01:02:18,561 Like this, wet your lip. Stay there! 646 01:02:23,567 --> 01:02:24,761 Go! 647 01:02:25,967 --> 01:02:28,640 Ok, now love, let's do one standing! 648 01:02:32,207 --> 01:02:35,404 And without the veil, so it's easier to see you. 649 01:02:38,967 --> 01:02:40,525 Now, come here. 650 01:02:41,327 --> 01:02:45,240 Do you remember when, in Paris, we saw the girl who moved like a tiger? 651 01:02:46,167 --> 01:02:47,520 Aggressive. 652 01:02:48,087 --> 01:02:52,239 Mario, are you sure we need all of this for my driving licence's picture? 653 01:02:52,447 --> 01:02:55,166 Love, don't worry, do the tiger! 654 01:02:58,767 --> 01:03:00,086 Ready? 655 01:03:00,527 --> 01:03:02,006 There, good. Come on! 656 01:03:04,007 --> 01:03:08,205 Now stay up straight, with the sombrero. 657 01:03:10,727 --> 01:03:13,525 More provocative, sweetie. 658 01:03:14,327 --> 01:03:20,357 Go, go! Now do the hula dancing. Like that! 659 01:03:24,767 --> 01:03:27,486 Stop! Stay there! 660 01:03:31,607 --> 01:03:33,086 Go�! 661 01:03:33,967 --> 01:03:35,605 Indian! 662 01:03:38,767 --> 01:03:40,246 Right, good. 663 01:03:45,007 --> 01:03:46,645 Go�, go�! 664 01:03:47,487 --> 01:03:50,524 Stop! Go�! 665 01:03:51,527 --> 01:03:53,279 Your mouth! 666 01:03:55,167 --> 01:03:57,442 And the leg! 667 01:04:00,287 --> 01:04:03,359 Don't forget the lips, honey! 668 01:04:04,927 --> 01:04:06,838 Sensual! 669 01:04:07,807 --> 01:04:09,798 Almost vampiric. 670 01:04:14,967 --> 01:04:18,357 You know what I mean, come on. 671 01:04:21,047 --> 01:04:23,686 Yes, good... Go, go! 672 01:04:38,087 --> 01:04:40,647 Excuse me, the prince Ali Bennali? 673 01:04:40,647 --> 01:04:44,362 -He's leaving. -Leaving? -Yes, over there. 674 01:04:52,807 --> 01:04:54,001 Your Highness. 675 01:04:54,207 --> 01:04:56,641 I'm the accountant from your bank, Mario Gasparri. 676 01:04:56,641 --> 01:05:00,595 I have something to show you, which might interest you. 677 01:05:01,567 --> 01:05:03,285 My wife Pepita. 678 01:05:03,487 --> 01:05:05,205 Pepita with sombrero. 679 01:05:05,407 --> 01:05:07,284 Pepita Hindu singing. 680 01:05:07,967 --> 01:05:11,357 Pepita the she-tiger. Pepita and the foam bath. 681 01:05:12,167 --> 01:05:13,646 She's gorgeous. 682 01:05:13,847 --> 01:05:17,203 Pepita Oriental dream, Pepita sunny morning... 683 01:05:17,447 --> 01:05:20,359 Pepita Hawaian memory, Pepita in intimacy... 684 01:05:20,807 --> 01:05:23,640 ...and Pepita French revolution. 685 01:05:26,927 --> 01:05:28,485 Cri! 686 01:05:35,367 --> 01:05:38,439 Unfortunately, dear friend, I already have this type. 687 01:05:41,527 --> 01:05:45,679 Stockholm, 1963. 2 million crowns. 688 01:05:46,727 --> 01:05:48,718 260 million lira... 689 01:05:49,407 --> 01:05:51,079 But she's worth it, you know? 690 01:05:57,847 --> 01:06:01,442 I'm sorry. But I have many friends over there. 691 01:06:01,687 --> 01:06:06,317 - I think some of them might be extremely interested in this 'product'... -Thanks. 692 01:06:19,247 --> 01:06:20,999 Salam. 693 01:06:29,927 --> 01:06:32,202 Until Africa... 694 01:06:33,887 --> 01:06:36,082 ...I knew it was a crazy idea. 695 01:06:36,887 --> 01:06:39,196 (Arabic) Let's go, Madams! 696 01:06:50,687 --> 01:06:52,120 -Dear Mario? -Yes? 697 01:06:53,007 --> 01:06:55,475 This would be a great beach, if there were a sea! 698 01:06:55,475 --> 01:06:58,366 Be careful not to burn your face! 699 01:07:03,527 --> 01:07:04,247 Mario! 700 01:07:06,607 --> 01:07:08,962 Hey stop, let me down. 701 01:07:13,127 --> 01:07:16,005 Poor sweetheart, it's the heat. I knew that. 702 01:07:16,367 --> 01:07:19,996 Don't exaggerate, honey. This weather is actually quite temperate. 703 01:07:21,487 --> 01:07:25,560 -Do you wanna go back? -No, we have to continue, we're almost there! 704 01:07:25,967 --> 01:07:28,527 You'll see how pretty it is, such royal palaces. 705 01:07:28,527 --> 01:07:29,921 Let's hope so. 706 01:07:30,487 --> 01:07:33,718 Where did I put my lighter... 707 01:07:35,407 --> 01:07:40,003 -How did that...? -Well, I guess it's a little hot. 708 01:07:40,327 --> 01:07:45,196 Listen, I don't understand this cruise! We saw only sand. So much for a 'fun' trip! 709 01:07:45,407 --> 01:07:49,195 I already told you, it's business for the bank! Be a little understanding! 710 01:07:49,447 --> 01:07:51,915 -But in the desert... -Yes, even in the desert! 711 01:07:51,915 --> 01:07:55,477 If only that idiot would bring us some water. Excuse me, some water! 712 01:07:56,647 --> 01:07:58,717 Look at him sitting. 713 01:07:58,927 --> 01:08:01,282 Dear, be quiet, don't get mad. 714 01:08:04,487 --> 01:08:05,840 Excuse me! 715 01:08:06,047 --> 01:08:09,676 Excuse me, be nice please, give me some water. 716 01:08:09,676 --> 01:08:14,796 Look at that! Sweet, affectionate, o 717 01:08:15,487 --> 01:08:16,806 I'll ask for more money. 718 01:08:58,407 --> 01:09:01,524 (Arabic) - Blond? - Blond, blond. (more Arabic) 719 01:09:31,167 --> 01:09:32,441 Not a blond. 720 01:09:32,441 --> 01:09:35,360 -Yes, she's blond. -Not blond! (more Arabic) 721 01:09:36,607 --> 01:09:39,121 Blond, blond! 722 01:09:45,047 --> 01:09:49,404 He's right. He said she's a natural blonde, but her hair was dyed! 723 01:09:49,404 --> 01:09:52,718 What does "arafje" mean? 724 01:10:36,007 --> 01:10:39,443 -Real blond? -For real, Your Highness. 725 01:11:01,727 --> 01:11:05,925 2,000 dollars? Heh, no Your Highness, I'm sorry... 726 01:11:06,927 --> 01:11:11,603 Please Madam, give me back the pictures. 727 01:11:14,567 --> 01:11:16,558 -There's a misunderstanding here: I don't sell the picture, I sell the original! 728 01:11:16,767 --> 01:11:19,679 I don't sell the picture, I sell the original! 729 01:11:21,767 --> 01:11:24,406 My Lord is interested. Where is she? 730 01:11:25,047 --> 01:11:27,163 In the oasis. I'll go get her and I'll be right back! 731 01:11:28,887 --> 01:11:30,206 Wait! 732 01:11:31,407 --> 01:11:34,080 Don't worry, my Lord will send one of his Rolls-Royce. 733 01:11:34,080 --> 01:11:36,238 -One of? -He has 18 of them. 734 01:11:37,567 --> 01:11:39,762 -Wait here. -Ok. 735 01:11:41,967 --> 01:11:44,276 - Blond, huh?! -Absolutely blond, Your Highness!! 736 01:11:44,487 --> 01:11:47,001 I wouldn't have offered otherwise. 737 01:12:19,767 --> 01:12:23,282 - So? -Just a moment, Your Highness. She'll come. 738 01:12:43,967 --> 01:12:47,004 This way? Oh, this is beautiful! 739 01:12:48,127 --> 01:12:49,606 Here she is! 740 01:12:51,007 --> 01:12:53,601 -Do you have a swimming pool, too? -Yes, over there. 741 01:12:56,927 --> 01:12:58,645 Good evening. 742 01:13:00,727 --> 01:13:04,163 Your Highness, look at how she walks, the hips! 743 01:13:04,447 --> 01:13:07,678 A queen! 400 million lire is not enough for her! 744 01:13:08,527 --> 01:13:10,802 A queen, Your Highness! 745 01:13:12,047 --> 01:13:13,799 -Mario, I was so scared! -Why are you so late? 746 01:13:14,007 --> 01:13:16,202 For a moment, I thought they were going to kidnap me. 747 01:13:16,527 --> 01:13:20,486 Then I saw the Rolls Royce outside, and I understood that everything was ok. 748 01:13:21,247 --> 01:13:23,841 -Who's this gentleman? -The emir Omar Maragadir. 749 01:13:24,047 --> 01:13:26,607 -My wife, Your Highness. -How are you? 750 01:13:26,927 --> 01:13:29,361 Due to our business, he wanted to meet you. 751 01:13:30,727 --> 01:13:33,639 He furnished everything with an Arabian taste, did you see? 752 01:13:33,887 --> 01:13:36,242 Why don't we make our living room like this, too? 753 01:13:36,487 --> 01:13:40,082 Of course in a big palace, the problem is the servants. It's too expensive. 754 01:13:40,287 --> 01:13:41,242 But I like it. 755 01:13:41,447 --> 01:13:43,358 -Blond? -True blond. 756 01:13:44,007 --> 01:13:48,398 Dear, the ladies here have nothing on their heads, why are you wearing this sort of helmet? Show you hair. 757 01:13:49,087 --> 01:13:52,238 Show Omar you nice blond hair! 758 01:13:58,887 --> 01:14:00,115 Do you like it? 759 01:14:00,447 --> 01:14:01,675 -Kill him! 760 01:14:01,967 --> 01:14:05,323 What are you saying, "Arafje"? What the hell did you do, Pepita? 761 01:14:06,247 --> 01:14:10,240 I was so rushed, my hair was a mess, I put a wig on. 762 01:14:10,240 --> 01:14:12,921 -A wig? -Yes, of course, a wig. 763 01:14:13,927 --> 01:14:16,202 Your Highness, it's a wig! 764 01:14:18,167 --> 01:14:19,520 Et-voila! 765 01:14:19,967 --> 01:14:23,084 -Do I look better like this? -Oh yes, dear. Much better. 766 01:14:27,607 --> 01:14:29,677 Real, Your Highness. 767 01:15:09,847 --> 01:15:11,280 It's really good. 768 01:15:12,927 --> 01:15:15,725 There must be some black pepper in here, too. 769 01:15:26,447 --> 01:15:28,358 It's really good. 770 01:15:35,967 --> 01:15:38,117 What are you doing? Playing "rock, paper, scissors"? 771 01:15:40,167 --> 01:15:41,600 Hah, it's funny. 772 01:15:44,007 --> 01:15:48,478 -Pepita, why don't you do the surf dance? -Oh, no. 773 01:15:49,087 --> 01:15:51,555 Show Omar how you do the surf dance. 774 01:15:52,047 --> 01:15:55,642 -How can I? It's impossible, with this music. -Come on, you're great with this music, too. 775 01:15:56,047 --> 01:15:57,799 Be nice with Omar. 776 01:15:59,447 --> 01:16:02,200 Omar, look at how Pepita does the surf dance. 777 01:16:08,007 --> 01:16:09,486 She's amazing. 778 01:16:16,047 --> 01:16:17,844 Look at how she dances! 779 01:16:50,167 --> 01:16:52,806 Heh no, for 300 million I would have stayed home. 780 01:16:56,047 --> 01:16:57,446 He's crazy. 781 01:17:41,007 --> 01:17:43,885 Ok, all good, we can sign it. 782 01:17:57,767 --> 01:18:02,557 That's good. Your money: 1, 2 and 3. 783 01:18:03,447 --> 01:18:08,077 As you can see, we kept our agreement. 784 01:18:14,927 --> 01:18:19,762 -But... these are promissory notes! -Of course, Sir. Today nobody pays in cash! 785 01:18:20,207 --> 01:18:23,005 There's the oil crisis, and the bad economic situation. 786 01:18:23,207 --> 01:18:26,643 -But I don't want promissory notes! -What? You don't trust my name? 787 01:18:26,847 --> 01:18:29,600 -But I don't want promissory notes! -But you signed! 788 01:18:29,927 --> 01:18:32,839 -I don't care if I signed! -Kill him! 789 01:18:45,167 --> 01:18:47,078 Pepito, quick! 790 01:18:48,247 --> 01:18:51,603 -Don't argue, just run! -Don't you see we're dancing! 791 01:18:52,687 --> 01:18:53,881 Run! 792 01:18:57,127 --> 01:18:58,719 I was having so much fun. What's wrong? 793 01:19:07,967 --> 01:19:09,525 Damn it! 794 01:19:18,287 --> 01:19:20,642 Ouch! Help! 795 01:19:51,167 --> 01:19:54,682 Guards, coem back! Let them go! 796 01:19:56,847 --> 01:19:58,360 We're safe! 797 01:19:59,087 --> 01:20:01,555 Mario, what happened? Explain me! 798 01:20:02,047 --> 01:20:05,642 You know what that jerk asked me... 799 01:20:06,687 --> 01:20:09,121 -...he wanted to buy you! -What?! 800 01:20:11,127 --> 01:20:15,757 Come, sweetheart. Let's go. 801 01:20:39,607 --> 01:20:42,485 -Is this oasis close? -Yes, yes sir! 802 01:20:42,767 --> 01:20:44,997 -How close? -Two days! 803 01:21:00,207 --> 01:21:01,925 Today it's less warm. 804 01:21:11,647 --> 01:21:13,797 Why did we stop? What happened? 805 01:21:14,727 --> 01:21:15,796 Get out! 806 01:21:29,127 --> 01:21:30,480 Uff! 807 01:21:32,047 --> 01:21:33,639 Pepita! 808 01:21:35,007 --> 01:21:38,841 Did you see those men? What's wrong? 809 01:21:39,047 --> 01:21:41,277 Nothing. I don't wanna continue. 810 01:21:41,807 --> 01:21:43,126 Why? 811 01:21:43,967 --> 01:21:45,878 You don't love me anymore. 812 01:21:48,247 --> 01:21:53,275 -What are you talking about? -You don't love me. You don't want me anymore. 813 01:21:54,527 --> 01:21:58,406 But love, it's 140 degrees, we're in the desert... 814 01:21:59,007 --> 01:22:02,716 When a man loves a woman, it's not a matter of temperature. 815 01:22:03,847 --> 01:22:05,883 You're such a kid... 816 01:22:12,607 --> 01:22:14,802 Don't you see, they're praying! 817 01:22:49,047 --> 01:22:50,719 Come! 818 01:23:00,807 --> 01:23:02,001 Come. 819 01:23:06,247 --> 01:23:08,044 Let's go, come on. 820 01:23:57,087 --> 01:24:00,762 Where the hell are you taking me? I've seen only sand for the past 15 days! 821 01:24:00,967 --> 01:24:03,959 -Dear, I told you I have important business. -Yea, with bedouins? 822 01:24:03,959 --> 01:24:07,199 No, they are very rich nomads. They have oil. Not like that jerk... 823 01:24:07,407 --> 01:24:09,127 -Look, water! -Oh good, go to the swimming pool and freshen up. 824 01:24:09,127 --> 01:24:09,798 -Yes! 825 01:24:11,127 --> 01:24:12,799 Where is your master? 826 01:24:14,567 --> 01:24:17,240 Thanks. Wait for me here, love! 827 01:24:26,767 --> 01:24:28,678 My poor feet! 828 01:24:50,247 --> 01:24:52,397 -Your Highness. -Salam. 829 01:25:02,807 --> 01:25:07,835 (Arabic) Let's see what he wants to sell. 830 01:25:15,967 --> 01:25:17,161 Thank you. 831 01:25:45,847 --> 01:25:48,202 Do you like this? 832 01:25:49,087 --> 01:25:51,521 A lot... no, thanks. 833 01:26:45,447 --> 01:26:49,406 Thank you, you're all very kind but... I have to go! 834 01:27:09,727 --> 01:27:13,322 Mohamed is not good for these things. You made a mistake. 835 01:27:14,487 --> 01:27:17,638 -But his brother likes women. -Oh, really? 836 01:27:18,527 --> 01:27:19,562 And where is he? 837 01:27:20,047 --> 01:27:23,198 -Well, the brother... -Here. 838 01:27:25,607 --> 01:27:30,601 So his brother... the black tent in front of us. 839 01:27:30,967 --> 01:27:32,525 -This one? -Yes. 840 01:27:32,767 --> 01:27:33,995 Is he rich? 841 01:27:34,207 --> 01:27:36,004 -How many Rolls Royce? -Twelve. 842 01:27:36,004 --> 01:27:36,967 To nen� tak moc. 843 01:27:36,967 --> 01:27:37,604 Not so many. 844 01:27:44,447 --> 01:27:48,918 They like us dressed like this, with veils. 845 01:27:50,407 --> 01:27:52,602 We have so much fun.. 846 01:27:52,887 --> 01:27:54,764 We have everything we want. 847 01:27:55,527 --> 01:27:59,440 I thank you for your offer, but you come at a very sad moment. 848 01:27:59,767 --> 01:28:03,476 Ara the Finnish just died, she was one of my favorite wives. 849 01:28:03,807 --> 01:28:06,367 -I'm sorry. -I suffered a lot in these days. 850 01:28:06,647 --> 01:28:07,921 I can understand that. 851 01:28:11,807 --> 01:28:14,526 "Topless". Has it arrived in your country? 852 01:28:15,167 --> 01:28:16,759 I suffered so much. 853 01:28:17,487 --> 01:28:21,639 But precisely for this reason, Your Highness... "From a bad thing, a good one can come." 854 01:28:21,927 --> 01:28:28,002 Maybe my Pepita can help you cure this pain, and chase away these sad memories. 855 01:28:29,567 --> 01:28:30,636 You think so? 856 01:28:34,567 --> 01:28:39,880 Who knows. I could really love such a beautiful creature. 857 01:28:40,967 --> 01:28:42,480 Kolik? 858 01:28:42,807 --> 01:28:46,766 I don't want to take advantage of your loss. 500 million lira. 859 01:28:47,607 --> 01:28:50,326 -That's a lot of money. -But for a gorgeous creature. 860 01:28:54,807 --> 01:28:57,640 -But I don't have cash. -Oh no, no permissory notes! 861 01:28:57,847 --> 01:29:01,442 -Only golden coins. -Oh, yes yes. -And the rest, in jewels. 862 01:29:01,727 --> 01:29:03,683 Sure, I trust you, Your Highness. 863 01:29:03,967 --> 01:29:06,117 -Great, this way. -We'll take the car? -Yes. 864 01:29:06,327 --> 01:29:07,965 No, I don't like this one. That one. 865 01:29:15,887 --> 01:29:17,559 What do you need the yacht for, Your Highness? 866 01:29:17,847 --> 01:29:22,284 Well I took it here now, next year I'll take here the sea! 867 01:29:31,047 --> 01:29:32,480 Get out! 868 01:29:34,807 --> 01:29:36,240 We're here already. 869 01:30:03,927 --> 01:30:06,236 Would you like a couple of Cadillac? 870 01:30:06,447 --> 01:30:10,360 Cadillac? No, too big for Europe. 871 01:30:17,727 --> 01:30:19,558 -Thank you. -(Arabic) 872 01:30:27,007 --> 01:30:28,042 (Speaking Arabic) 873 01:30:43,167 --> 01:30:44,486 Excuse me. 874 01:31:00,047 --> 01:31:05,485 What's going on? Let me go! 875 01:31:06,007 --> 01:31:08,157 I want the Consul! Pepita! 876 01:31:09,447 --> 01:31:10,347 Let me go! Pepita! 877 01:31:28,727 --> 01:31:32,720 Do you mind taking the cost of a Rolls Royce off the total price? 878 01:31:35,327 --> 01:31:40,560 So I'll head North slowly. I haven't seen anything of this Africa. 879 01:31:41,727 --> 01:31:44,525 Before going back I would like to have a real holiday. 880 01:31:44,525 --> 01:31:48,362 I'm sure there's plenty of great things to see. I have seen only sand. 881 01:31:49,287 --> 01:31:51,755 Well, nice to meet you. 882 01:31:57,567 --> 01:31:59,285 For the trip. 883 01:32:00,887 --> 01:32:03,242 So, good-bye everybody, and thanks! 884 01:32:04,367 --> 01:32:06,881 -You car, madam. -Yes, thanks. 885 01:32:11,567 --> 01:32:13,125 Let's go. 886 01:32:25,167 --> 01:32:28,682 Pepita, forgive me! Stop! 887 01:32:29,607 --> 01:32:32,280 Love, that's enough. 888 01:32:34,567 --> 01:32:36,603 I don't want to stay here! 889 01:32:36,603 --> 01:32:38,564 Don't worry. 890 01:32:38,807 --> 01:32:41,446 I'll buy you back. 891 01:32:41,887 --> 01:32:45,516 No, that's not true! You're not coming back for me! 892 01:32:46,247 --> 01:32:49,603 Wait, my love! 893 01:32:51,087 --> 01:32:53,840 Stop, my love! 894 01:32:57,607 --> 01:33:02,203 Stop! Take me with you! I don't want to stay here! 72229

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