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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:00:11,395 --> 00:00:13,728 - MAN: No! No, no, no, no. - (WATER SPLASHING) 3 00:00:13,812 --> 00:00:15,728 I found that tape, man. 4 00:00:16,436 --> 00:00:20,395 Yeah, I thought I had lost it in some flooding last fall, 5 00:00:20,478 --> 00:00:23,186 but, fuckin', I didn't. 6 00:00:23,269 --> 00:00:24,603 And, Baba, let me tell you, 7 00:00:24,687 --> 00:00:27,561 there are some boss jams on that thing. 8 00:00:27,645 --> 00:00:28,978 Mm-hmm. 9 00:00:29,770 --> 00:00:31,603 My best mix ever. 10 00:00:31,687 --> 00:00:33,812 Well, I'll give you one when I see you. 11 00:00:33,895 --> 00:00:35,019 (CHUCKLING): All right. 12 00:00:35,103 --> 00:00:37,186 Drive safely, Baba. I'll see you soon. 13 00:00:37,269 --> 00:00:38,389 (SONG PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) 14 00:00:38,436 --> 00:00:42,311 ♪ Reputation with a clean name ♪ 15 00:00:43,436 --> 00:00:48,645 ♪ Sing a tune without the dream fame ♪ 16 00:00:49,186 --> 00:00:52,603 ♪ For a hundred maybe two ♪ 17 00:00:53,895 --> 00:00:55,770 ♪ ♪ 18 00:00:56,853 --> 00:00:59,520 ♪ Smoke ♪ 19 00:00:59,603 --> 00:01:05,353 ♪ Big factory ♪ 20 00:01:07,978 --> 00:01:10,436 ♪ Smoke ♪ 21 00:01:10,520 --> 00:01:14,978 ♪ Big factory ♪ 22 00:01:19,144 --> 00:01:20,645 (GRUNTS) 23 00:01:21,144 --> 00:01:23,269 ♪ ♪ 24 00:01:31,144 --> 00:01:32,561 (SIGHS) 25 00:01:32,645 --> 00:01:34,770 ♪ ♪ 26 00:01:38,478 --> 00:01:43,311 ♪ Now they're blowin' up the islands ♪ 27 00:01:44,019 --> 00:01:47,061 ♪ And they're shootin' in the highlands ♪ 28 00:01:47,144 --> 00:01:49,061 (SUPPRESSED COUGHS) 29 00:01:49,645 --> 00:01:54,019 ♪ Soon I know they'll be on my lands ♪ 30 00:01:55,144 --> 00:01:56,645 Far out. 31 00:01:57,478 --> 00:01:58,728 (EXHALES) 32 00:02:01,728 --> 00:02:02,770 (CLEARS THROAT) 33 00:02:02,853 --> 00:02:05,478 ♪ Smoke ♪ 34 00:02:05,561 --> 00:02:09,228 ♪ Big factory ♪ 35 00:02:09,311 --> 00:02:12,019 (COUGHS, WHEEZING) 36 00:02:14,019 --> 00:02:16,478 ♪ Smoke ♪ 37 00:02:16,561 --> 00:02:20,603 ♪ Big factory ♪ 38 00:02:20,687 --> 00:02:24,478 (WATER BURBLING) 39 00:02:30,353 --> 00:02:32,228 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 40 00:02:49,770 --> 00:02:51,895 (BIRDS SINGING) 41 00:02:59,520 --> 00:03:02,812 - (LEAVES RUSTLE) - GIRL: Yeah, I need some water. 42 00:03:02,895 --> 00:03:04,728 - THE GUY: Hi. - MAN: Hey. 43 00:03:04,812 --> 00:03:06,978 - GIRL: Hi - GIRL 2: It's not getting cooler. 44 00:03:07,061 --> 00:03:11,269 ♪ ♪ 45 00:03:11,353 --> 00:03:13,478 (SLOW, INDIE SONG PLAYING OVER STEREO) 46 00:03:23,812 --> 00:03:26,228 ♪ ♪ 47 00:03:28,186 --> 00:03:32,395 ♪ And I look ahead ♪ 48 00:03:34,937 --> 00:03:39,019 ♪ Although some things remain unsaid ♪ 49 00:03:39,103 --> 00:03:43,937 ♪ There are times we tend ♪ 50 00:03:45,770 --> 00:03:50,144 ♪ To play along although we're wrong ♪ 51 00:03:51,144 --> 00:03:54,853 ♪ I want to know your love ♪ 52 00:03:54,937 --> 00:03:57,687 ♪ Want to know your love ♪ 53 00:03:57,770 --> 00:03:59,019 ♪ Your love ♪ 54 00:03:59,103 --> 00:04:00,520 ♪ Your love ♪ 55 00:04:03,103 --> 00:04:04,823 MOTHER: Stop. Babe, come on. What did I say? 56 00:04:04,853 --> 00:04:07,019 Please, sit down. Sit down, please, okay? 57 00:04:07,103 --> 00:04:09,061 - CHILD (SQUEALS): Stop it! - Babe, babe... 58 00:04:09,144 --> 00:04:11,311 - CHILD: No! - (MOTHER GROWLS) 59 00:04:11,395 --> 00:04:14,770 CHILD (WHINING): Why? She hit me! 60 00:04:16,311 --> 00:04:18,436 (DOOR CHIMES) 61 00:04:20,144 --> 00:04:21,395 - CASHIER: Hi. - CUSTOMER: Hey. 62 00:04:21,478 --> 00:04:23,561 CUSTOMER: Can I also pay for pump three? 63 00:04:23,645 --> 00:04:25,144 CASHIER: Sure. How much? 64 00:04:25,228 --> 00:04:26,603 CUSTOMER: Let's do 40. 65 00:04:26,687 --> 00:04:28,937 CASHIER: Insert your chip, please. 66 00:04:34,561 --> 00:04:36,201 - CUSTOMER: All right? - CASHIER: All set. 67 00:04:36,228 --> 00:04:38,162 - CASHIER: Here you go. - CUSTOMER: I'm good on the receipt. 68 00:04:38,186 --> 00:04:40,287 - CASHIER: Take care. - CUSTOMER: I'll see you later, man. 69 00:04:40,311 --> 00:04:42,395 (DOOR CHIMES) 70 00:04:52,937 --> 00:04:54,144 - Hey. - CASHIER: Hey. 71 00:04:54,228 --> 00:04:57,103 - That's it? - No, I want to get a water too. 72 00:04:57,186 --> 00:04:58,853 - They over... ? - Yeah. 73 00:05:02,853 --> 00:05:04,269 (DOOR CHIMES) 74 00:05:04,353 --> 00:05:05,770 - MOTHER: Hi. - CASHIER: Hey. 75 00:05:05,853 --> 00:05:09,061 Um, can I get six on three? 76 00:05:09,144 --> 00:05:11,144 CASHIER: Oh, you're all good. That woman paid. 77 00:05:11,228 --> 00:05:15,103 - What woman? - The woman that was just here, she paid for your gas. 78 00:05:17,144 --> 00:05:18,770 That's so nice. 79 00:05:19,812 --> 00:05:22,395 - MOTHER: Thanks. - CASHIER: See ya. 80 00:05:24,728 --> 00:05:26,937 - THE GUY: That's nice. - CASHIER: Very. 81 00:05:33,812 --> 00:05:35,228 - (CAR ALARM HONKS) - (LOCKS CLICK) 82 00:05:47,978 --> 00:05:50,144 (ENGINE STARTS) 83 00:05:50,228 --> 00:05:51,895 WOMAN (OVER RADIO): Doors open at 5 p.m., 84 00:05:51,978 --> 00:05:54,978 buffet at 6 p.m., and performances at 7 p.m. 85 00:05:55,061 --> 00:05:57,103 Kids of all ages welcome. 86 00:05:57,186 --> 00:06:00,019 The Poughkeepsie-Newburgh- Middletown metro area forecast 87 00:06:00,103 --> 00:06:02,828 calls for a little bit of drizzle and patchy fog... 88 00:06:02,829 --> 00:06:03,829 (CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY) 89 00:06:03,903 --> 00:06:05,579 - (SONG PLAYING ON CAR STEREO) - ♪ Two guns, chrome ♪ 90 00:06:05,603 --> 00:06:07,019 ♪ Two glocks, gone ♪ 91 00:06:07,103 --> 00:06:09,978 ♪ I just bought a foreign filled with dope ♪ 92 00:06:10,061 --> 00:06:12,436 ♪ Lil' baby, come here, let's wipe your nose ♪ 93 00:06:12,853 --> 00:06:15,395 ♪ Lil' baby, come here and bring your hoes ♪ 94 00:06:15,478 --> 00:06:18,436 ♪ I guess so, they know I got coke ♪ 95 00:06:19,144 --> 00:06:22,144 ♪ Speedballin', X, perco-cets ♪ 96 00:06:22,228 --> 00:06:25,269 ♪ She want sex, I want checks ♪ 97 00:06:25,770 --> 00:06:28,436 ♪ I just poured a six in a Mello Yello ♪ 98 00:06:28,770 --> 00:06:31,269 ♪ I can't do no swishers, I can't do no 'rillo ♪ 99 00:06:31,561 --> 00:06:34,186 ♪ Two-door Lamborghinis and them doors is yellow ♪ 100 00:06:34,269 --> 00:06:35,478 (MUSIC STOPS) 101 00:06:35,561 --> 00:06:37,937 (VOICES CHATTERING) 102 00:06:39,728 --> 00:06:42,603 Sorry! We thought checkout was later. 103 00:06:42,687 --> 00:06:44,353 We'll be out in a few minutes. 104 00:06:44,436 --> 00:06:45,603 No problem. 105 00:06:45,687 --> 00:06:48,103 WOMAN: Hey guys, let's take a photo. 106 00:06:49,645 --> 00:06:52,228 - Thanks, baby. - Mm-hmm. 107 00:06:52,645 --> 00:06:54,311 VAL: I don't have time for this shit. 108 00:06:54,395 --> 00:06:56,436 I gotta get Kylie to soccer. 109 00:06:57,853 --> 00:06:59,269 Dumb. 110 00:06:59,570 --> 00:07:01,370 _ 111 00:07:14,853 --> 00:07:16,812 (VACUUM WHIRRING) 112 00:07:16,895 --> 00:07:19,019 (VAL HUMMING) 113 00:07:20,478 --> 00:07:23,728 Hey, what was that Chardonnay barrel-aged sour you gave me last week? 114 00:07:23,812 --> 00:07:25,895 The Handfarm from Tired Hands. 115 00:07:25,978 --> 00:07:28,144 Do you have another sour or a farmhouse 116 00:07:28,228 --> 00:07:29,770 that you would recommend? 117 00:07:29,853 --> 00:07:31,687 BARTENDER: I think I got something for you. 118 00:07:33,228 --> 00:07:35,353 (NOISEY CHATTERING) 119 00:08:11,269 --> 00:08:13,061 Hey, I'm here! 120 00:08:16,895 --> 00:08:19,019 Where you at, Baba? 121 00:08:23,228 --> 00:08:24,687 Are you upstairs? 122 00:08:24,770 --> 00:08:26,895 (FOOTSTEPS ASCENDING) 123 00:08:32,186 --> 00:08:33,311 ♪ ♪ 124 00:08:33,395 --> 00:08:34,913 SUZANNE: He wanted to die young, though. 125 00:08:34,937 --> 00:08:38,186 He told me he hoped he didn't make it past 40. 126 00:08:38,269 --> 00:08:41,687 But that was when we were dating, like a million years ago. 127 00:08:41,770 --> 00:08:44,770 - I'm sorry. This is my husband, Bill. - Hi. Jerry. 128 00:08:44,853 --> 00:08:47,520 SUZANNE: Bill and I both teach poli-sci at Vassar. 129 00:08:47,603 --> 00:08:49,269 SUZANNE: How'd you know Berg? 130 00:08:49,353 --> 00:08:52,478 JERRY: We met at the college radio station 15 years ago. 131 00:08:52,561 --> 00:08:55,978 - He sold me pot ever since. - Oh, sounds about right. 132 00:08:56,061 --> 00:08:57,500 But every time I'd call him out 133 00:08:57,501 --> 00:08:59,353 on that funny smell wafting in our windows, 134 00:08:59,436 --> 00:09:02,561 he'd say, "Who me? There's skunks everywhere, man." 135 00:09:02,645 --> 00:09:04,300 He taught me guitar, 136 00:09:04,301 --> 00:09:06,395 but it's not like we ever got to the lessons or anything. 137 00:09:06,478 --> 00:09:09,895 I know, I know. "Let me twist one up for us, Baba." 138 00:09:09,978 --> 00:09:12,937 Yeah. "Forget about the notes, man. Let's jam!" 139 00:09:13,019 --> 00:09:14,770 "Life is funny... " 140 00:09:14,853 --> 00:09:17,019 BOTH: "Bees make honey!" 141 00:09:17,103 --> 00:09:18,853 - SAL: What a guy. - JOY: Oh, my gosh. 142 00:09:18,937 --> 00:09:21,770 That sweet, man. Oh, I'm gonna miss him. 143 00:09:22,812 --> 00:09:25,311 But it's beautiful to see all these people here. 144 00:09:25,395 --> 00:09:27,561 (JOY CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY) 145 00:09:27,645 --> 00:09:29,978 (SOFTLY): I got you something, Baba. 146 00:09:33,478 --> 00:09:37,978 (CHATTERING, LAUGHING) 147 00:09:40,770 --> 00:09:44,478 Yo. What's up, man? 148 00:09:45,520 --> 00:09:47,019 - Hey. - How are you? 149 00:09:47,103 --> 00:09:49,287 - I'm doin' good, man. Good to see you. - It's been a while. 150 00:09:49,311 --> 00:09:52,061 Man, I can't even remember the last time I saw you. 151 00:09:52,144 --> 00:09:53,770 I think it was... 152 00:09:53,853 --> 00:09:56,937 You were with a guy from Kentucky on a motorcycle. 153 00:09:57,019 --> 00:09:58,520 - Right. - Yeah, man. 154 00:09:58,603 --> 00:10:01,728 Dude, you and your wife were here, camping in a tent on the lawn. 155 00:10:01,812 --> 00:10:03,728 Oh yeah. Good memory. 156 00:10:03,812 --> 00:10:05,645 What's up, man? How are you? 157 00:10:05,728 --> 00:10:08,687 You know, I mean, I'm growing in the Berkshires now. 158 00:10:08,770 --> 00:10:10,478 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 159 00:10:10,561 --> 00:10:13,186 Goddamn, I keep forgetting Massachusetts is legal, 160 00:10:13,269 --> 00:10:15,019 and, like, right there. 161 00:10:15,103 --> 00:10:16,937 It's fucking crazy, dude. 162 00:10:17,019 --> 00:10:18,937 I mean, I spent years smoking Berg-schwag, 163 00:10:19,019 --> 00:10:21,645 but this past year, I've been supplying him 164 00:10:21,728 --> 00:10:24,395 with the kindest bud you ever saw. 165 00:10:24,478 --> 00:10:25,812 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 166 00:10:25,895 --> 00:10:27,687 You know, maybe I should get your number. 167 00:10:27,770 --> 00:10:31,353 - I'm always looking for, like, uh, someone to hang out with. - For sure. 168 00:10:31,436 --> 00:10:32,853 I know what you mean. 169 00:10:32,937 --> 00:10:35,103 - Hey! - Hey. 170 00:10:35,186 --> 00:10:38,269 I think this is for you. That's your RV outside, right? 171 00:10:38,353 --> 00:10:40,853 - Yeah. Oh, wow, that is me. - Yeah. 172 00:10:40,937 --> 00:10:43,353 I found it when I was cleaning up. 173 00:10:43,436 --> 00:10:45,895 Man, I was supposed to come up this week, 174 00:10:46,019 --> 00:10:49,520 but, uh... I guess I just missed him. 175 00:10:52,103 --> 00:10:54,603 - You know, this is a great party, Cori. - Thanks. 176 00:10:54,687 --> 00:10:57,144 It's really cool. I want to put this pie down. 177 00:10:57,228 --> 00:10:58,895 SUZANNE: Anyway, I... 178 00:10:58,978 --> 00:11:01,395 I don't actually think that he was lonely. 179 00:11:01,478 --> 00:11:07,395 That man had a very rich interior life and world. 180 00:11:08,478 --> 00:11:11,478 He kept his cup very full, 181 00:11:12,061 --> 00:11:16,144 and I feel like one of the lucky people he gave a drink to. 182 00:11:16,228 --> 00:11:17,770 - (CHUCKLING) - WOMAN: Yeah. 183 00:11:17,853 --> 00:11:19,311 SUZANNE: To Berg. 184 00:11:19,395 --> 00:11:20,853 ALL: To Berg! 185 00:11:20,937 --> 00:11:23,353 GREG: Whoa, heh. Getting smoky in here. 186 00:11:23,436 --> 00:11:24,895 SUZANNE: Goddamn right! 187 00:11:24,978 --> 00:11:30,061 Um, thanks for coming everyone. 188 00:11:30,144 --> 00:11:32,853 It's really awesome to be 189 00:11:32,937 --> 00:11:35,603 with a bunch of people who loved Berg. 190 00:11:35,687 --> 00:11:39,353 Uh, I'm Cori. I was his friend, 191 00:11:39,436 --> 00:11:44,645 and I was his neighbor for the last couple of years. 192 00:11:45,478 --> 00:11:47,436 I live upstairs. 193 00:11:48,269 --> 00:11:54,603 And we had this weekly ritual of... 194 00:11:55,478 --> 00:11:58,520 Well, it was more like a daily ritual of getting stoned. 195 00:11:58,603 --> 00:12:00,269 (LAUGHTER) 196 00:12:00,353 --> 00:12:06,269 And we would watch old episodes of Doctor Who together. 197 00:12:06,353 --> 00:12:09,186 And I would bring over a nice beer, 198 00:12:09,269 --> 00:12:11,895 and he would order a pizza 199 00:12:11,978 --> 00:12:15,561 from Emiliano's... an onion pizza, just onions. 200 00:12:15,645 --> 00:12:18,228 (LAUGHTER) 201 00:12:18,311 --> 00:12:22,436 But I'm rambling now. Um... 202 00:12:23,853 --> 00:12:27,603 You know, like, Berg didn't have much in the way of blood family, 203 00:12:27,687 --> 00:12:31,144 and he and I had that in common... 204 00:12:33,061 --> 00:12:37,770 (VOICE BREAKING): but he was, like, better than any family. 205 00:12:40,478 --> 00:12:43,603 Better than any family that I've ever known. 206 00:12:46,770 --> 00:12:50,561 And the thing that I appreciate about... appreciate about him 207 00:12:50,645 --> 00:12:53,937 is that he never judged me for anything. 208 00:12:54,019 --> 00:12:55,603 WOMAN: Yeah, that's right. 209 00:12:55,687 --> 00:12:57,186 He... 210 00:12:58,520 --> 00:13:02,186 - He didn't judge anyone, did he? So... - WOMAN: No. 211 00:13:03,103 --> 00:13:06,436 He just, like, would let you be... 212 00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:10,311 exactly the kind of person that you needed to be. 213 00:13:12,603 --> 00:13:16,478 - Like, you didn't have to clean up your place for him. - (LAUGHTER) 214 00:13:17,728 --> 00:13:19,645 He just was easy. 215 00:13:20,436 --> 00:13:23,228 (CRYING): And he was my friend, so... 216 00:13:25,770 --> 00:13:27,311 CORI: To Berg. 217 00:13:27,395 --> 00:13:28,895 ALL: To Berg! 218 00:13:34,228 --> 00:13:35,520 I'll go. 219 00:13:35,603 --> 00:13:38,311 - Come on, everyone. Let's jam! - Wait. I was gonna... 220 00:13:38,395 --> 00:13:41,061 (CHEERING) 221 00:13:41,144 --> 00:13:42,645 RITA: What should we play? 222 00:13:42,728 --> 00:13:46,144 He always ended every radio set with "Crimson and Clover." 223 00:13:46,228 --> 00:13:49,853 - (CHEERS, APPLAUSE) - RITA: Oh, boy. That brings back memories. 224 00:13:49,937 --> 00:13:52,017 JERRY: Okay, we got a plan. Everybody good with that? 225 00:13:52,061 --> 00:13:53,228 ALL: Yeah! 226 00:13:53,311 --> 00:13:55,645 JERRY: A's, Es, Ds, okay? Good. All right. 227 00:13:55,728 --> 00:13:57,395 Uh, okay. 228 00:13:57,478 --> 00:14:00,520 ♪ A's, Es, Ds ♪ 229 00:14:00,603 --> 00:14:02,478 JERRY: All right. Uh, here we go. 230 00:14:02,561 --> 00:14:05,520 One, two, three, four. 231 00:14:05,603 --> 00:14:08,186 ALL: ♪ Ah ♪ 232 00:14:09,561 --> 00:14:13,395 ♪ I don't hardly know her ♪ 233 00:14:15,311 --> 00:14:19,186 ♪ But think I could love her ♪ 234 00:14:19,269 --> 00:14:21,103 ♪ Ooh ♪ 235 00:14:21,186 --> 00:14:25,061 ♪ Crimson and clover ♪ 236 00:14:28,144 --> 00:14:32,186 ♪ Ah ♪ 237 00:14:32,269 --> 00:14:35,478 ♪ Always wanted to show her ♪ 238 00:14:35,561 --> 00:14:37,728 JOY: ♪ Ah, ah, ah ♪ 239 00:14:37,812 --> 00:14:41,978 ALL: ♪ Crimson and clover ♪ 240 00:14:43,395 --> 00:14:46,978 ♪ Over and over ♪ 241 00:14:50,186 --> 00:14:52,395 WOMAN: ♪ Doo, doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪ 242 00:14:53,269 --> 00:14:54,770 - (TRIANGLE TINGS) - Yeah! 243 00:14:54,853 --> 00:14:56,561 (LAUGHTER, CHEERS) 244 00:14:56,645 --> 00:14:58,561 Here we go! 245 00:14:58,645 --> 00:15:00,061 ♪ ♪ 246 00:15:00,144 --> 00:15:01,478 Woo! 247 00:15:01,561 --> 00:15:04,103 ALL: ♪ Ah ♪ 248 00:15:05,645 --> 00:15:09,144 ♪ Crimson and clover ♪ 249 00:15:10,812 --> 00:15:12,978 (MUFFLED SINGING CONTINUING) 250 00:15:17,812 --> 00:15:19,770 - I'm so sorry. I didn't see you. - Oh, no, no. 251 00:15:19,853 --> 00:15:21,395 I was just seeing if maybe Berg 252 00:15:21,478 --> 00:15:23,728 had decided to stick around in here. 253 00:15:23,812 --> 00:15:27,937 - You know, he left his body while he was in a bath. - Oh, wow. 254 00:15:28,019 --> 00:15:30,561 I didn't know that. I can let you have your privacy. 255 00:15:30,645 --> 00:15:32,144 No, no, no, no. It's all right. 256 00:15:32,228 --> 00:15:35,603 I'm sure he's still circulating this party... 257 00:15:35,687 --> 00:15:37,728 (LAUGHING): if I know Berg. 258 00:15:37,812 --> 00:15:39,895 - All right. - (RITA CHUCKLES) 259 00:16:03,520 --> 00:16:05,478 (BIRDS SINGING) 260 00:16:06,853 --> 00:16:08,478 Well, shit. 261 00:16:12,520 --> 00:16:13,853 All right. 262 00:16:15,561 --> 00:16:17,687 (DUCKS QUACKING) 263 00:16:35,061 --> 00:16:36,395 (EXHALES) 264 00:16:47,978 --> 00:16:50,061 (LOON WAILS) 265 00:17:52,645 --> 00:17:54,770 (SIGHS) 266 00:18:08,937 --> 00:18:10,978 - Sorry to be nosy. - Oh. 267 00:18:11,311 --> 00:18:13,812 Was that weed I smelled earlier? 268 00:18:14,937 --> 00:18:16,728 - Oh, yeah. - Amazing. 269 00:18:16,812 --> 00:18:18,687 Sorry, I'm coming at you like some fiend. 270 00:18:18,770 --> 00:18:20,937 It's not for me, it's for my friend. 271 00:18:22,937 --> 00:18:24,019 THE GUY: Aw, man. 272 00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,895 Yeah, this is Nigel. He's got a problem. 273 00:18:26,978 --> 00:18:29,561 I'm Lee. I'm totally cool. 274 00:18:29,645 --> 00:18:32,269 (CHUCKLES) Hi, Lee. I'm... 275 00:18:32,353 --> 00:18:34,603 - (COUGHING) - Oh, I'm sorry. 276 00:18:34,687 --> 00:18:37,269 - You okay? - Mm-hmm. 277 00:18:37,353 --> 00:18:38,895 Want so... 278 00:18:38,978 --> 00:18:40,770 - Want some more? - No. 279 00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:42,269 (LAUGHING): No, I do not. 280 00:18:42,353 --> 00:18:44,186 - I'm so sorry. - It's all right. 281 00:18:44,895 --> 00:18:47,645 So, color consultant. Do you have like... 282 00:18:49,186 --> 00:18:51,978 - mental associations with colors? - Mm-hmm. 283 00:18:52,061 --> 00:18:53,937 - Like, are you a synesthete? - A little bit. 284 00:18:54,019 --> 00:18:56,645 I mean, there are some associations. It's not... It's... 285 00:18:57,687 --> 00:19:01,395 I don't necessarily, like, uh, hear green. 286 00:19:01,478 --> 00:19:05,520 But if I said the number six, would you have a color in mind? 287 00:19:05,603 --> 00:19:08,520 Hmm... curry. 288 00:19:08,603 --> 00:19:09,645 Curry. 289 00:19:09,728 --> 00:19:12,895 What about summertime? 290 00:19:14,728 --> 00:19:15,728 Peach. 291 00:19:15,728 --> 00:19:18,520 Ooh. Loneliness? 292 00:19:18,603 --> 00:19:21,687 Indigo, definitely. 293 00:19:25,895 --> 00:19:27,520 Yeah. 294 00:19:28,436 --> 00:19:30,228 I like this RV. 295 00:19:30,311 --> 00:19:32,853 Yeah, it's awesome. I love it. 296 00:19:32,937 --> 00:19:35,561 I've been just chillin' for like the last two weeks. 297 00:19:35,645 --> 00:19:38,228 - (NIGEL GROWLING) - Having the time of my fucking life. 298 00:19:38,311 --> 00:19:40,103 - What's up, buddy? - Hey, buddy! 299 00:19:40,186 --> 00:19:42,728 Oh, he's hungry. We gotta feed him. 300 00:19:43,728 --> 00:19:44,978 Do you want to eat? 301 00:19:45,061 --> 00:19:47,770 (GROWLING) 302 00:19:50,144 --> 00:19:51,687 (GROWLING CONTINUES) 303 00:19:51,770 --> 00:19:53,895 What, does he have to answer before you feed him? 304 00:19:53,978 --> 00:19:56,311 Do you... do you want to eat? Do you? 305 00:19:56,395 --> 00:19:57,978 Well, you were looking at the dog. 306 00:19:58,061 --> 00:20:01,019 Right, and then I turned... I pivoted my head and looked at you. 307 00:20:01,103 --> 00:20:03,120 - Well, now you're looking at me. - Now I'm looking at you. 308 00:20:03,144 --> 00:20:06,019 - Do you want to eat? - Okay. 309 00:20:06,103 --> 00:20:08,269 (DISTANT TRAIN HORN BLARING) 310 00:20:23,687 --> 00:20:25,728 WOMAN: It's crazy. But you know what? 311 00:20:25,812 --> 00:20:27,436 Stella loves that. 312 00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:30,395 WOMAN 2: I know. And I'm still going to ask her to cover for me. 313 00:20:30,478 --> 00:20:31,770 (CHUCKLES) 314 00:20:31,853 --> 00:20:35,269 Um, I loved this. Can I have a growler to take home? 315 00:20:35,353 --> 00:20:37,603 - Yeah, you got it. - Thank you. 316 00:20:59,687 --> 00:21:01,770 CORI: Hey, sorry. I said onions. 317 00:21:01,853 --> 00:21:03,395 Not veggie, just onions. 318 00:21:03,478 --> 00:21:05,770 MAN: Ah, sorry Cori. No problem. 319 00:21:05,853 --> 00:21:09,478 - Don't forget me. - Oh. Sarah... 320 00:21:10,895 --> 00:21:13,144 DR. WHO: Don't you forget me. 321 00:21:15,436 --> 00:21:17,645 - SARAH: Bye, Doctor. - DR. WHO: Bye. 322 00:21:18,687 --> 00:21:20,812 (CELL PHONE VIBRATING) 323 00:21:20,895 --> 00:21:24,103 SARAH: You know, travel does broaden the mind. 324 00:21:24,186 --> 00:21:25,853 DR. WHO: Yes. 325 00:21:26,728 --> 00:21:28,895 Until we meet again, Sarah. 326 00:21:34,436 --> 00:21:35,978 (PHONE CLATTERS) 327 00:21:41,269 --> 00:21:43,395 THE GUY: Okay, the results are in. You ready? 328 00:21:43,478 --> 00:21:47,687 - LEE: Mm. - You're gonna be married to Angela Merkel, 329 00:21:47,770 --> 00:21:50,812 - and you'll have 2,001 children together. - Wow. 330 00:21:50,895 --> 00:21:54,478 Your car will be self-driving, and you'll live in a shack. 331 00:21:54,561 --> 00:21:55,728 Nice. 332 00:21:55,812 --> 00:21:59,478 Angela's a boss, super hot. I can make a shack cute. 333 00:21:59,561 --> 00:22:01,603 Cute shack, baby. 334 00:22:01,687 --> 00:22:03,770 - Your turn. - Go for it. 335 00:22:05,061 --> 00:22:08,186 All right. Your future awaits. 336 00:22:08,269 --> 00:22:10,770 Potential spouses... 337 00:22:12,895 --> 00:22:15,103 I don't want to get married again. 338 00:22:15,186 --> 00:22:16,978 - LEE: No? - Well, I don't know. 339 00:22:17,061 --> 00:22:19,561 - You want to get married? - Uh... 340 00:22:20,186 --> 00:22:22,395 Technically, I'm not divorced yet. 341 00:22:25,395 --> 00:22:27,687 Well, you know, it takes a while. 342 00:22:27,770 --> 00:22:30,436 - Uh-huh. - At least a year sometimes. 343 00:22:32,395 --> 00:22:33,728 Yeah. 344 00:22:35,186 --> 00:22:38,395 I'd prefer it didn't take so long. 345 00:22:38,978 --> 00:22:40,103 Bad? 346 00:22:43,019 --> 00:22:44,436 Was yours bad? 347 00:22:45,687 --> 00:22:48,520 Oh, no. We're friends. We're good. 348 00:22:48,603 --> 00:22:50,311 Lucky. 349 00:22:51,645 --> 00:22:56,687 Yeah, I mean, I still totally get it. 350 00:22:56,770 --> 00:22:59,144 When it wasn't good, it wasn't good. 351 00:23:01,770 --> 00:23:02,895 Yeah. 352 00:23:03,937 --> 00:23:05,478 I gotta keep going here. 353 00:23:05,561 --> 00:23:08,353 I think we're good on the game. Mm-hmm. 354 00:23:08,436 --> 00:23:11,311 - We can trash M.A.S.H. - Let's trash M.A.S.H. 355 00:23:17,311 --> 00:23:18,353 You tired? 356 00:23:20,978 --> 00:23:22,298 All right, I'll just call a Lyft, 357 00:23:22,353 --> 00:23:23,871 and then you don't have to drive me back. 358 00:23:23,895 --> 00:23:27,019 It's not a... I'm kind of drunk, so... 359 00:23:27,103 --> 00:23:29,478 Or you could just sleep here. 360 00:23:32,269 --> 00:23:33,812 Do you want to? 361 00:23:34,853 --> 00:23:35,978 Yes! 362 00:23:37,436 --> 00:23:39,395 (WHISPERS): What happened to you? 363 00:23:39,478 --> 00:23:42,103 - What happened... - Preventative medicine? 364 00:23:42,186 --> 00:23:43,728 Yeah, maybe. 365 00:23:43,812 --> 00:23:45,186 (VOICE CRACKING) Thank you. 366 00:23:45,269 --> 00:23:47,228 - Your voice just cracked. - I know. 367 00:23:47,311 --> 00:23:50,228 Thanks for dinner. I had a really nice time with you. 368 00:23:50,311 --> 00:23:54,144 I'm, um... yeah. I'm glad we met. 369 00:23:54,228 --> 00:23:56,436 Same. Yeah. 370 00:23:59,311 --> 00:24:01,728 All right, well, good night. 371 00:24:01,812 --> 00:24:03,853 (SIGHS) Traitor. 372 00:24:05,436 --> 00:24:06,812 Good night. 373 00:24:07,853 --> 00:24:09,895 (SIGHS) 374 00:24:11,228 --> 00:24:13,186 ♪ ♪ 375 00:24:13,269 --> 00:24:16,395 ♪ Glad, baby ♪ 376 00:24:20,019 --> 00:24:22,770 ♪ Walked in the park ♪ 377 00:24:22,853 --> 00:24:24,812 ♪ Sad, baby ♪ 378 00:24:24,895 --> 00:24:27,687 ♪ Kissed in the dark ♪ 379 00:24:29,061 --> 00:24:33,019 ♪ Leaves burned just like ♪ 380 00:24:33,353 --> 00:24:34,853 Hello? 381 00:24:34,937 --> 00:24:37,061 ♪ Just like a spark ♪ 382 00:24:37,812 --> 00:24:39,770 ♪ Now I'm glad ♪ 383 00:24:39,853 --> 00:24:41,103 Indigo. 384 00:24:41,186 --> 00:24:43,353 ♪ Glad about the good times ♪ 385 00:24:47,228 --> 00:24:49,728 ♪ That we've had ♪ 386 00:24:52,019 --> 00:24:55,520 ♪ Sad, baby ♪ 387 00:24:59,228 --> 00:25:00,645 (BIRDS SINGING) 388 00:25:00,728 --> 00:25:01,913 - Good morning. - (NIGEL BARKS) 389 00:25:01,937 --> 00:25:03,520 - LEE: Hello, hello. - Hey. 390 00:25:03,603 --> 00:25:04,728 Did you sleep okay? 391 00:25:04,812 --> 00:25:06,645 Yeah, I slept great. 392 00:25:06,728 --> 00:25:08,561 Oh my God. I feel like a new man. 393 00:25:08,645 --> 00:25:11,603 - Yeah, Paul Newman. - That's me. 394 00:25:11,687 --> 00:25:12,770 Coffee? 395 00:25:12,853 --> 00:25:14,937 Yeah, sure. What time is it? 396 00:25:15,019 --> 00:25:17,144 It's about 11:15. 397 00:25:17,228 --> 00:25:19,812 Oh, man. I don't usually sleep this late. 398 00:25:19,895 --> 00:25:21,561 Well, you probably needed it. 399 00:25:22,812 --> 00:25:23,937 Yeah. 400 00:25:25,770 --> 00:25:27,603 Um... 401 00:25:29,353 --> 00:25:32,478 - You cool? Everything good? - Yeah, totally. 402 00:25:32,561 --> 00:25:33,687 - Yeah? - Yeah. 403 00:25:33,770 --> 00:25:35,269 Um... 404 00:25:35,353 --> 00:25:38,144 There's just a place in town that I need to go to get the good eggs, 405 00:25:38,228 --> 00:25:40,663 'cause if you don't get there by a certain time, they're all gone. 406 00:25:40,687 --> 00:25:42,103 Oh, yeah. Well... 407 00:25:42,186 --> 00:25:44,436 - (COCKNEY ACCENT): Come on, Nigel. - (NIGEL GROWS) 408 00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:47,186 If we don't get the good eggs, we'll have to eat gruel. 409 00:25:47,269 --> 00:25:49,728 And that's all we eat. 410 00:26:26,269 --> 00:26:29,061 THE GUY: I was so glad we went. I miss video stores. 411 00:26:29,144 --> 00:26:31,603 LEE: Yeah, Joyce's Lawn & Video. 412 00:26:31,687 --> 00:26:34,728 - Joyce is fun. - She's a gem. 413 00:26:34,812 --> 00:26:37,144 And she had Drop Dead Gorgeous , 414 00:26:37,228 --> 00:26:40,728 which is not a video you can find online. I've been looking. 415 00:26:40,812 --> 00:26:42,520 (LAUGHING): Really? 416 00:26:42,603 --> 00:26:44,561 - I needed this, too. - You did. 417 00:26:44,645 --> 00:26:46,520 I could tell you needed it. 418 00:26:50,645 --> 00:26:52,269 Hey, uh... 419 00:26:52,353 --> 00:26:55,186 This is kind of funny, but, um... 420 00:26:55,853 --> 00:26:58,144 I saw you buy gas for that mom the other day. 421 00:26:59,353 --> 00:27:00,978 - Huh. - That was you, right? 422 00:27:01,061 --> 00:27:03,478 - Wait, really? - Yeah. 423 00:27:05,269 --> 00:27:08,520 - Yeah. Yeah. - I can't believe you saw that. 424 00:27:10,645 --> 00:27:13,269 - You do that a lot? - No. 425 00:27:13,353 --> 00:27:15,395 Well... no. 426 00:27:21,228 --> 00:27:25,853 Funny thing I didn't mention is that I'm... 427 00:27:27,019 --> 00:27:28,561 pregnant. 428 00:27:31,228 --> 00:27:32,520 Really? 429 00:27:35,353 --> 00:27:36,436 Yep. 430 00:27:38,645 --> 00:27:40,311 Is that a good thing? 431 00:27:40,395 --> 00:27:42,520 (SIGHS) 432 00:27:44,895 --> 00:27:46,228 Messy? 433 00:27:47,395 --> 00:27:49,061 It's pretty messy. 434 00:27:50,353 --> 00:27:53,770 It's my ex's, so... 435 00:27:53,853 --> 00:27:55,812 You okay? 436 00:27:55,895 --> 00:27:58,728 Yeah. Yeah, I will be. 437 00:28:01,436 --> 00:28:04,561 You know, what they say about pregnancies is, "No big deal." 438 00:28:04,645 --> 00:28:07,228 (LAUGHING) They do say that, don't they? 439 00:28:07,311 --> 00:28:09,436 - Like... (SCOFFS) Whatever. - Yeah. 440 00:28:10,269 --> 00:28:12,395 Life is funny. Bees make honey. 441 00:28:14,019 --> 00:28:15,561 Yeah, that's true. 442 00:28:15,937 --> 00:28:17,436 Um... 443 00:28:18,144 --> 00:28:21,978 So you... You for sure have to go back to the city tonight? 444 00:28:22,853 --> 00:28:24,186 - Yeah. - Okay. 445 00:28:24,269 --> 00:28:27,770 I'm gonna be there Wednesday. Do you want to hang out? 446 00:28:29,395 --> 00:28:30,687 Well... 447 00:28:30,770 --> 00:28:31,853 Yes. 448 00:28:31,937 --> 00:28:34,311 - (LAUGHING) - I do. 449 00:28:35,395 --> 00:28:37,436 Yeah, okay. 450 00:29:07,561 --> 00:29:10,228 I'm not really sure how to get in there. It's like there's a... 451 00:29:10,311 --> 00:29:12,231 - I wasn't planning for this. - It's like a gate. 452 00:30:03,061 --> 00:30:05,853 ("LES AMIS" BY FRANCOIS DE ROUBAIX PLAYS ON STEREO) 453 00:30:21,228 --> 00:30:23,395 (LAUGHING) 454 00:30:52,311 --> 00:30:54,561 ("LES AMIS" CONTINUES ON THE GUY'S STEREO) 455 00:31:05,353 --> 00:31:07,478 - (LOUD METALLIC BANG) - Aah! 456 00:31:07,561 --> 00:31:09,269 (ENGINE SPUTTERS) 457 00:31:10,603 --> 00:31:12,770 ("LES AMIS" CONTINUING) 458 00:31:28,603 --> 00:31:30,436 ♪ ♪ 459 00:31:33,645 --> 00:31:35,603 ("LES AMIS" CONTINUING) 460 00:32:10,603 --> 00:32:12,645 ♪ ♪ 461 00:32:44,395 --> 00:32:46,520 ♪ ♪ 462 00:33:19,728 --> 00:33:23,279 - MAN: My bike was stolen. - THE GUY: Have you checked Craigslist? 463 00:33:23,503 --> 00:33:24,503 (YELPS) 464 00:33:24,795 --> 00:33:26,771 How often do you think Craigslist missed connections 465 00:33:26,795 --> 00:33:28,545 - are about you? - This is the first one. 466 00:33:28,628 --> 00:33:29,961 I'm so honored. 467 00:33:30,670 --> 00:33:33,587 You wouldn't be interested in a bag of sand, would you? 468 00:33:34,295 --> 00:33:35,587 Nah, I'm good. 469 00:33:36,878 --> 00:33:37,878 THE GUY: Listen, man. 470 00:33:37,961 --> 00:33:40,295 I don't wanna take business away from myself, 471 00:33:40,378 --> 00:33:43,044 but I don't know if you should be smoking pot. 472 00:33:43,045 --> 00:33:48,045 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 33241

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