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Wow,
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had a great year.
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Oh, thank you, yeah I did.
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- Yeah.
- Remarkable.
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She does very well.
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I'll say $150,000 well, that's a
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quite a jump from last year.
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I thought, I thought it was 125.
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No, no, I got the bonus.
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You got the bonus?
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- I got the bonus.
- She got the bonus.
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I got it so.
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- Yeah.
- Babe, I didn't know that.
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Okay.
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Good for you, that's great.
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And Cam,
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Yes.
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Is this everything?
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Yeah.
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That should be everything.
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I, a, yeah.
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$15,000?
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Mmmhh.
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Well, you are something else Miss.
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Ah, thank you.
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Okay.
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It was a very good year.
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Yeah, I'm lucky, you know,
I gotta, I gotta good job.
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You are more than lucky.
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You are talented and pretty smart.
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Oh, thank you.
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You should be very thankful.
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I am, I'm very thankful,
and I'm also very smart
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and I'm also very talented myself, so.
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Yes you are, okay.
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I was wondering if I could
claim like his headshots
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and a there's the website, uh
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- Actors access and all that.
- actorsaccess I'm an actor,
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- I'm an actor, so.
- Yeah.
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Um, can
I claim that stuff?
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Because if I'm paying for it.
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Can I claim him as my dependent?
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You know?
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Are you serious?
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Yeah.
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Yes, that's a remarkably
astute way way of handling this.
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That would be great.
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Eh, I'm sorry, uh, your dependent?
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Yeah.
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But, I,
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I mean if I'm paying
for everything, right?
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Yes, we file, claim him as a dependent.
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Great.
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File the tax return.
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Okay.
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Check comes to you,
you maximize your return.
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Oh, that'd be great, we'd
get so much more money back.
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So, would we get more
money back if I, I mean,
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Well, yes that's what
I'm saying, absolutely.
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Okay, okay, okay.
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- Okay
- That's great.
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That's fine, I'm not her
dependent just, you know,
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man to man, like
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- What's,
- No, no, I mean,
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You're thinking like you're
a child or something, no.
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Yes I pay for things, but,
you know, he does all the
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cooking and the cleaning, and,
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It's adorable.
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You know, laundry, he's
like my little house wife, so.
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See, that's the way to think about it.
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Yeah.
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Like the house wife.
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I'm not her house wife,
first we don't have a house
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we live in an apartment, so
that makes no sense at all babe.
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We help each other out,
and just so you know, just,
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I am an actor, so.
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Cam, look, I understand,
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Where I'm coming from.
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I understand that it's
very hard for you, your ego.
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But in this relationship right
now at this point in time
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Alice is the breadwinner.
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I hate the word winner, and I mean, bread,
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what is that food, I mean.
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Well, of course bread is food.
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I just hate the word breadwinner.
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I think it's a stupid word.
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Well, I'm sorry you hate the
word but she's earning more
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money than you and this is a wonderful way
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for her to maximize her return.
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I'm fine with that.
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You have it made my friend.
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Well, I mean, if he wasn't so talented
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maybe I would
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- but he's so talented.
- I'm very talented.
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so talented.
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I also, I give her very good sex.
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So we're doing just fine.
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That's kind of embarrassing .
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Just saying.
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Okay, I'm sure you're wonderful.
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Just letting him know,
how things are going.
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Hey, Cam, you really don't
have to say that, really.
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That is incredible,
I'm making a mess.
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These are, these are gorgeous.
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It is hot today.
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Yeah, it's really hot.
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We're getting married,
like it's happening,
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it's-not today, I'm-not like, this isn't.
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No, I don't want you to.
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Are you proposing to me?
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Right now?
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Yeah.
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Thank you.
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I'll trade you, you give me
the water, I'll take this.
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- If you are?
- I was not.
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- Okay, good.
- Is that Okay?
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- Yeah.
- Okay, good, I--
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No, no, I don't want
you to propose right now.
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Oh no, I'm not, I
thought you were like wait,
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you thought I was proposing I was like
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I'm not proposing right now.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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You don't like it?
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I, like it, I like the fish more.
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There's something, it's a little like uh,
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it's a little soggy almost.
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I mean if you were though
it would have been fine too.
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It's okay if you didn't do
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- the whole,
- I'm not proposing now.
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But I'm happy to if you want me to.
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I don't have a ring.
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Oh, this is those books.
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Yes 50 shades of Grey.
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They weren't great, but I think
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they had something to them.
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So-so you sped read them?
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They definitely had something to them.
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I did.
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You had your finger, and you were like,
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Burning through it.
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Yeah.
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Just as fast as you could.
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You're like I cannot
wait to get to the end.
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Well, yes, the sex stuff
is you know great and fun.
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But it also is a fantastic
love story, am I right?
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Check sir?
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Thank you so much.
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No.
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We can get this, really.
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Luke, please, I got this.
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Let us treat you.
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Wow, big man.
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Throw it on the plastic,
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Of course.
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Thanks buddy, appreciate it, thank you.
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So, I heard that you had a clown job.
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What's that?
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I heard that you had a clown job,
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that you're a professional clown.
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Well, I, I, I do a little clowning around,
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but I don't do it all the time, umm.
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He's a clown at home.
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Clowns just, always freaked me out.
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Su-Some clowns, some clowns can do
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I know why are people are
like very scared of clowns.
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It's weird.
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It's a common phobia it
seems, I don't know if it's
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It's like the happy face
but like what's below it.
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In my business, in my line of work--
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I'm sorry sir your card has been declined.
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I'm sorry?
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Oh, that's no, we, we can take care of it.
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Yeah, we'll just get it don't
worry about it guys, it's.
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Thank you, you really,
you don't have to do that.
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That's really sweet of you.
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I can put it on my card.
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No you guys can get
us next time, no really.
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We ab-so-lutely,
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I insist.
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We are getting you next time.
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You don't even have to insist
because it's happening, so.
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Wow, this is, is that a Mercedes?
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It is.
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Hooh, wow, how did you get
this, how did you do this?
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Well it was a joint decision
between me and my wife and I.
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We decided we wanted one.
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I get that, me and
Alice talk about his stuff
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all the time we are a very
joint decision making.
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It's a little different
when you're married though.
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We're just letting you know
we're gonna get married so,
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it's like pretty much like the same thing.
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So have you set a date are you engaged?
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No we're not engaged, no, not yet.
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But like, does it matter?
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Okay.
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I'm telling you that I
understand what it's like to
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make a joint decision
because I have a girlfriend
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a very serious girlfriend I get it.
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- That makes sense.
- Alright.
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- What are they doing?
- I don't know.
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- My favorite part.
- Oh, my God!
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I love the way the mirror deploys.
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Oh, babe, Delorian, dude,
dude, alright, alright.
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Give me the keys, let
me, let me, one spin.
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No, no, no, no, really.
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Absolutely not, Cam you are
not driving that car you're
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drunk as shit get out of there.
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I had two glasses of wine.
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You're drunk as shit get out of the car.
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No really probably best that we don't
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Cam, it's late, lets go babe.
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I'm not drunk as shit,
I just hit my head, um.
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It's easy to do.
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Been a pleasure.
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- Thank you.
- This car is beautiful.
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Thank you very much, have a good night.
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Congratulations on the top 100
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whatever the hell that was.
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Get your lady home safe.
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I'm gonna drive her home safe right now.
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- Goodnight!
- Goodnight Alice.
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Thanks for dinner.
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Our pleasure.
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You hear that, I'm not even
a car guy, that's incredible!
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Are you kidding me?
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Cam, get in the car.
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Babe, I like the Honda
but we need a car like that.
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Okay, this is gonna be super
cool you're going to love it.
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You're gonna have a blast, this guy rocks!
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Here is Cam the Clown!
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Oah, yeah!
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Heeeyyyy!
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Put your hands in the air like you
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just don't care and dance, dance, hey!
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Well, must be hard for you,
you're like such a strong
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woman and you need a
strong man there you know.
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Sometimes I wonder if Cam's
ever gonna rise to the occasion?
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Eventually things will even out.
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You know, I don't think it's
gonna be like that forever.
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It's been like that for four years, right?
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Can you hold this real
quick, don't squeeze it though.
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Wah, hold on, what is that?
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Oh, God, no, little girl,
little girl, little girl,
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little girl, little girl,
little girl, ahhh, ahhh,
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No!
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I thought you know the 90s are coming back
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and grunge is coming back and
I thought that if we just--
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Wait, wawawa, I'm
sorry, the 90s and grunge
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is coming back?
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Yeah, I mean.
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When Kurt Cobain died that went with it.
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Put your hands together, clap!
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Get him!
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Okay thank you very
much, oh, now, ho-ho-ho,
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Kids, kids!
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You gotta get your mind on the game.
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There are a million girls
who would kill to do what
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you're doing, come on, step it up!
259
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Gawd, what the fuck is her problem?
260
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- Hey babe.
- Hey!
261
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Mmhmm, so she what, wasn't
feeling your designs,
262
00:08:57,058 --> 00:08:58,541
what'd she say?
263
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She was just like I'm sorry,
this is not the direction
264
00:09:00,191 --> 00:09:02,066
we are moving in, we're not
gonna add anymore knit wear,
265
00:09:02,150 --> 00:09:05,156
I'm like so much of our
collection is already knit wear
266
00:09:05,240 --> 00:09:06,810
I don't see what the problem is, so.
267
00:09:06,894 --> 00:09:07,854
That's not cool.
268
00:09:07,938 --> 00:09:09,247
No, and,
269
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And I don't like your
boss, you're not respected
270
00:09:10,941 --> 00:09:12,337
and you're not being taken
seriously and I think you're
271
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a great designer, I think
you have some great ideas
272
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and I think you need to spread your
273
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wings and you need to fly high.
274
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Can you get more of my toes.
275
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Of course, of course,
which toe do you want?
276
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All of them.
277
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- All five of them?
- Yeah.
278
00:09:24,738 --> 00:09:26,351
Okay, that's gonna be a two hand job.
279
00:09:26,435 --> 00:09:29,833
What are we having for dessert?
280
00:09:29,917 --> 00:09:32,836
I, ee, I actually forgot
to get dessert I'm sorry.
281
00:09:32,920 --> 00:09:35,926
No, it's a good thing
you forgot, cause I had my,
282
00:09:36,010 --> 00:09:38,450
I had a few ideas for dessert myself.
283
00:09:38,534 --> 00:09:39,582
You have ideas for dessert?
284
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- Mmhmm.
- Really?
285
00:09:41,755 --> 00:09:43,020
I was thinking we could get creative.
286
00:09:43,104 --> 00:09:43,847
Creative?
287
00:09:43,931 --> 00:09:44,758
Mmhmm.
288
00:09:49,806 --> 00:09:53,941
Babe, you wanna get on top baby strong
289
00:09:59,990 --> 00:10:00,907
So what do you think
you're going to do for work
290
00:10:00,991 --> 00:10:03,693
now that you're done clowning?
291
00:10:03,777 --> 00:10:06,086
What do you mean, I'm gonna
keep focusing on the acting.
292
00:10:06,170 --> 00:10:07,697
I'm an actor you know that.
293
00:10:07,781 --> 00:10:10,047
I mean, I know but in
between the acting gigs,
294
00:10:10,131 --> 00:10:11,701
maybe the clowning is a good part-time
295
00:10:11,785 --> 00:10:13,180
job for you right now.
296
00:10:13,264 --> 00:10:14,921
First of all, it's not
creatively fulfilling, you know.
297
00:10:15,005 --> 00:10:17,576
It's depressing honestly, it depresses me.
298
00:10:17,660 --> 00:10:19,491
I literally come home and
I'm depressed and I'm getting
299
00:10:19,575 --> 00:10:21,058
scraped up because the
kids keep tackling me.
300
00:10:21,142 --> 00:10:23,930
Okay, well, I mean you need
to do something for work.
301
00:10:24,014 --> 00:10:26,629
Are you worried, listen,
we'll figure it out.
302
00:10:26,713 --> 00:10:29,803
You gotta rise to the occasion Cam.
303
00:10:30,978 --> 00:10:32,504
What does that mean?
304
00:10:32,588 --> 00:10:34,462
I'm just saying you need
to rise to the occasion.
305
00:10:34,546 --> 00:10:35,986
You need to be assertive
you need to take action with
306
00:10:36,070 --> 00:10:40,294
your life, doesn't Josh
still owe you like $500?
307
00:10:40,378 --> 00:10:41,992
Yes he does but he's a
very good friend and I'm not
308
00:10:42,076 --> 00:10:44,255
going to bug my very good
friend for 500 bucks.
309
00:10:44,339 --> 00:10:45,909
If he was a good friend he
would've paid you already.
310
00:10:45,993 --> 00:10:48,955
He's, babe, he just went
through a divorce, okay?
311
00:10:49,039 --> 00:10:51,001
Give the guy a break, he's
a good guy, he's just like
312
00:10:51,085 --> 00:10:52,611
dealing with the divorce stuff still.
313
00:10:52,695 --> 00:10:54,787
Carol divorced him a year
ago and you could really
314
00:10:54,871 --> 00:10:56,441
use that $500 right now.
315
00:10:56,525 --> 00:10:59,183
First of all a year is not
that long and second of all
316
00:10:59,267 --> 00:11:00,924
he says he's gonna pay me so.
317
00:11:01,008 --> 00:11:03,448
When was the last time he said that?
318
00:11:03,532 --> 00:11:07,626
I don't know, six months
ago, five months ago.
319
00:11:07,710 --> 00:11:10,281
Five months ago, probably
closer to five months.
320
00:11:21,376 --> 00:11:22,119
What's up man?
321
00:11:22,203 --> 00:11:23,468
Hey, what's up?
322
00:11:23,552 --> 00:11:25,426
- How you doing?
- What's going on?
323
00:11:25,510 --> 00:11:27,472
Hey man, I'm, I am sorry just to pop
in like this I, I, I apologize, umm.
324
00:11:27,556 --> 00:11:28,778
I, I need a huge favor man, you know the
325
00:11:28,862 --> 00:11:30,559
500 bucks you owe me?
326
00:11:32,300 --> 00:11:33,478
What?
327
00:11:33,562 --> 00:11:34,784
Remember the five hundred doll,
328
00:11:34,868 --> 00:11:36,046
The 500 dollars you were
gonna pay me help you
329
00:11:36,130 --> 00:11:38,309
move Carol's shit last year when you guys,
330
00:11:38,393 --> 00:11:40,137
dude, the 500, when I helped
Carol move her shit out
331
00:11:40,221 --> 00:11:41,312
during the divorce, you said
332
00:11:41,396 --> 00:11:42,792
you were going to pay me 500 bucks.
333
00:11:42,876 --> 00:11:46,056
Mehhh, wow, I really
thought you forgot about that.
334
00:11:46,140 --> 00:11:46,970
I did not forget about that dude.
335
00:11:47,054 --> 00:11:48,058
- Alright, fine.
- Thank you.
336
00:11:49,883 --> 00:11:51,148
I'm sorry to barge in like
this man, I just, I'm uh,
337
00:11:51,232 --> 00:11:53,367
you know I'm trying to
be assertive you know?
338
00:11:53,451 --> 00:11:55,021
I'm trying to take action
with my life, you know?
339
00:11:55,105 --> 00:11:57,154
Thank you, thank you so much, this is,
340
00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:02,072
This is $16 dude.
341
00:12:02,156 --> 00:12:04,074
I don't have $500 dollars.
342
00:12:04,158 --> 00:12:06,163
I got a quarter if you
want, you can have that too.
343
00:12:06,247 --> 00:12:08,034
There's a penny, it's worthless today.
344
00:12:08,118 --> 00:12:09,079
Jesus Christ, Josh.
345
00:12:09,163 --> 00:12:10,036
Dude what do you want me to do?
346
00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:11,690
Write me a check!
347
00:12:11,774 --> 00:12:12,691
Well, I need a little bit of,
I'm not gonna write you a check.
348
00:12:12,775 --> 00:12:13,997
You owe me 500 bucks.
349
00:12:14,081 --> 00:12:16,216
Nobody has 500 dollars
now, who in this country
350
00:12:16,300 --> 00:12:18,349
has 500 dollars right now?
351
00:12:18,433 --> 00:12:19,263
I understand.
352
00:12:19,347 --> 00:12:21,004
No one, none of your friends.
353
00:12:21,088 --> 00:12:22,179
I understand the economy
is tough, I get it.
354
00:12:22,263 --> 00:12:23,441
It's really tough man!
355
00:12:23,525 --> 00:12:24,703
I need the money.
356
00:12:24,787 --> 00:12:26,357
Uhh, okay, I got um, this is a,
357
00:12:26,441 --> 00:12:29,708
this is like 12 dollars worth of stamps.
358
00:12:29,792 --> 00:12:30,927
What am I going to do with stamps man?
359
00:12:31,011 --> 00:12:31,841
That's legal tender.
360
00:12:31,925 --> 00:12:33,103
What the hell is legal tender?
361
00:12:33,187 --> 00:12:34,452
What are you, what is legal tender?
362
00:12:34,536 --> 00:12:35,714
You don't know what, okay,
363
00:12:35,798 --> 00:12:36,933
you don't know what legal tender is.
364
00:12:37,017 --> 00:12:38,369
I don't know what legal tender is.
365
00:12:38,453 --> 00:12:39,631
What you do is you pay
money for stamps and it's
366
00:12:39,715 --> 00:12:40,545
worth a set amount of money it's like cash
367
00:12:40,629 --> 00:12:41,764
you can take it to a Best Buy.
368
00:12:41,848 --> 00:12:42,939
You are saying these are like cash?
369
00:12:43,023 --> 00:12:44,027
These are, anything that you spend
370
00:12:44,111 --> 00:12:45,855
money on is legal tender.
371
00:12:45,939 --> 00:12:47,421
I can literally,
372
00:12:47,505 --> 00:12:49,597
Yes, yeah, anything that
you spend money on is worth a,
373
00:12:49,681 --> 00:12:51,730
here you go, this is legal tender,
374
00:12:51,814 --> 00:12:52,905
that's legal tender right
there, that's worth money.
375
00:12:52,989 --> 00:12:54,341
What is this, DVD's?
376
00:12:54,425 --> 00:12:55,908
This is legal tender, they
don't know the bin I got
377
00:12:55,992 --> 00:12:57,301
this from that's legal
tender, this is Criterion
378
00:12:57,385 --> 00:12:59,042
so that's like more legal
tender like 35 bucks.
379
00:12:59,126 --> 00:13:00,434
This is, um,
380
00:13:00,518 --> 00:13:02,132
It's a VHS tape, I don't even have a VCR.
381
00:13:02,216 --> 00:13:03,568
And then this is legal tender too.
382
00:13:03,652 --> 00:13:04,787
Dude this is, alright,
383
00:13:04,871 --> 00:13:06,397
So it's probably like, I'm gonna say, 70?
384
00:13:06,481 --> 00:13:07,790
Let's say 70 bucks, we'll call
it 70 square and then we'll
385
00:13:07,874 --> 00:13:09,661
do this a couple more
times over the course of
386
00:13:09,745 --> 00:13:11,228
five months and we'll be set.
387
00:13:11,312 --> 00:13:13,578
Dude, dude I cannot be living
off legal tender forever.
388
00:13:13,662 --> 00:13:17,013
This is ridiculous, can you, listen man,
389
00:13:18,710 --> 00:13:21,238
I, I, I need a job dude, I
need like I need you to help me
390
00:13:21,322 --> 00:13:22,630
out I need a big favor from
you, you're in the film
391
00:13:22,714 --> 00:13:24,894
business you work for
producers, fuck the money,
392
00:13:24,978 --> 00:13:26,896
get me a job, seriously.
393
00:13:26,980 --> 00:13:29,812
Alright, like any, like an acting, like?
394
00:13:29,896 --> 00:13:31,161
Yes, I can act.
395
00:13:31,245 --> 00:13:32,640
You're an out of work
actor, like your birthday,
396
00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:34,381
It doesn't,
397
00:13:34,465 --> 00:13:35,339
Honestly I thought you were doin'
the birthday clown thing.
398
00:13:35,423 --> 00:13:36,906
That was--
399
00:13:36,990 --> 00:13:38,516
I thought that made you
happy, I thought that was the
400
00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:40,083
thing that you were doing, okay,
um, so, you just need work.
401
00:13:51,004 --> 00:13:52,095
- Hey babe.
- Hey babe.
402
00:13:52,179 --> 00:13:53,096
How you doing?
403
00:13:53,180 --> 00:13:53,923
Good.
404
00:13:55,269 --> 00:13:57,274
That's cool, what are you working on?
405
00:13:57,358 --> 00:14:00,146
Ummm, uhh, I don't know
I'm supposed to figure out
406
00:14:00,230 --> 00:14:02,105
all the different ways
you can wear this because
407
00:14:02,189 --> 00:14:03,410
people are confused.
408
00:14:03,494 --> 00:14:06,022
Ummhmm, uh, so I just
got back from Josh's,
409
00:14:06,106 --> 00:14:07,327
went to Josh's today.
410
00:14:07,411 --> 00:14:08,285
Did he pay you?
411
00:14:08,369 --> 00:14:10,287
He did, a little bit, yeah.
412
00:14:10,371 --> 00:14:11,984
Not all of it, but some of it.
413
00:14:12,068 --> 00:14:13,290
How much did he pay you?
414
00:14:13,374 --> 00:14:16,119
Ahhh 16 dollars and it's in legal tender,
415
00:14:16,203 --> 00:14:17,947
Cam.
416
00:14:18,031 --> 00:14:19,078
Do you know what legal tender is,
it's like stamps, doesn't matter.
417
00:14:19,162 --> 00:14:20,688
When's he gonna pay you the rest?
418
00:14:20,772 --> 00:14:21,559
He's gonna pay me soon, I
got better news, better news.
419
00:14:21,643 --> 00:14:23,866
- Okay.
- He got me a job.
420
00:14:25,386 --> 00:14:27,652
I got a job for a very
big producer in Hollywood.
421
00:14:27,736 --> 00:14:29,306
It's not an acting job but,
422
00:14:29,390 --> 00:14:30,829
- Okay.
- Her name's Renee La'Shant,
do you know who she is?
423
00:14:30,913 --> 00:14:32,309
No.
424
00:14:32,393 --> 00:14:33,919
You're not in the business,
everyone in the business
425
00:14:34,003 --> 00:14:34,833
knows, she's a huge producer
she does all the pirate movies,
426
00:14:34,917 --> 00:14:36,139
you know the pirate?
427
00:14:36,223 --> 00:14:37,705
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I know those.
428
00:14:37,789 --> 00:14:39,838
She produces those, and so
I'm a, it's a temporary job.
429
00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:40,970
Babe that's awesome!
430
00:14:41,054 --> 00:14:42,232
I know I'm working for her.
431
00:14:42,316 --> 00:14:43,711
Okay, so what are you going to be doing?
432
00:14:43,795 --> 00:14:45,148
Ahh, I'm going to be helping
her out with some stuff,
433
00:14:45,232 --> 00:14:47,324
she's got a little side
project just couple days,
434
00:14:47,408 --> 00:14:49,152
couple days of work, but
a, little side project.
435
00:14:49,236 --> 00:14:51,328
What is it are you like
a personal assistant, or?
436
00:14:51,412 --> 00:14:54,331
No, no, no, not really
personal assistant, it's a,
437
00:14:54,415 --> 00:14:56,333
I am working at her house
though in Beverly Hills.
438
00:14:56,417 --> 00:14:58,901
I'm working at her house
with her, sort of with her,
439
00:14:58,985 --> 00:14:59,858
in Beverly Hills.
440
00:14:59,942 --> 00:15:00,772
Look how fancy you are.
441
00:15:00,856 --> 00:15:01,599
I know, I know, it's great.
442
00:15:01,683 --> 00:15:03,166
What are you doing?
443
00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:06,343
I'm going to watch her
kids, uhh and help, you know
444
00:15:06,427 --> 00:15:08,258
help with her kids, she has some kids.
445
00:15:08,342 --> 00:15:10,347
I'm gonna watch them while she's gone.
446
00:15:10,431 --> 00:15:12,346
Like baby-sit them?
447
00:15:13,347 --> 00:15:14,873
Uhh, yeah I guess, I
mean technically sure,
448
00:15:14,957 --> 00:15:17,525
technically yeah but like, ahhh.
449
00:15:18,787 --> 00:15:20,923
Like what would you
call it not technically?
450
00:15:21,007 --> 00:15:22,533
I think I'm working
for a really big producer
451
00:15:22,617 --> 00:15:24,535
who's gonna meet me tomorrow,
she's gonna like me, I mean,
452
00:15:24,619 --> 00:15:27,364
Is that like, I, I,
I mean I trust you.
453
00:15:27,448 --> 00:15:28,234
Yeah.
454
00:15:28,318 --> 00:15:29,540
I mean I would trust you.
455
00:15:29,624 --> 00:15:31,107
I would hope so.
456
00:15:31,191 --> 00:15:32,760
I don't know is that
kinda weird to leave your
457
00:15:32,844 --> 00:15:35,198
kids with a grown man?
458
00:15:35,282 --> 00:15:36,329
Wow!
459
00:15:36,413 --> 00:15:37,896
Like instead of a 16-year-old girl?
460
00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:39,724
Babe, they're a lot of
baby-sitters in this country
461
00:15:39,808 --> 00:15:41,813
baby-sitting is a very
honorable profession you know?
462
00:15:41,897 --> 00:15:43,946
- It's like nursing.
- I know.
463
00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:44,903
First of all, it's not about the kids.
464
00:15:44,987 --> 00:15:46,470
You know, it's not about kids.
465
00:15:46,554 --> 00:15:48,080
I'm not doing this for the
kids, I mean the kids are fine,
466
00:15:48,164 --> 00:15:49,386
I like the kids they are great
kids, I think I haven't met
467
00:15:49,470 --> 00:15:50,604
them but what it's about
is getting in front of
468
00:15:50,688 --> 00:15:53,390
Renee L'Shant and she could literally like
469
00:15:53,474 --> 00:15:56,610
see my face and be like, you.
470
00:15:56,694 --> 00:15:57,916
You're the guy?
471
00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:58,917
You're the guy, she could say that, I,
472
00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:00,397
And they, like, they do that?
473
00:16:00,481 --> 00:16:01,398
Happens all the time.
474
00:16:01,482 --> 00:16:03,226
Well, you got a job,
475
00:16:03,310 --> 00:16:04,227
I got a job.
476
00:16:04,311 --> 00:16:05,097
With a big producer.
477
00:16:05,181 --> 00:16:06,620
- Yeah.
- Congratulations.
478
00:16:06,704 --> 00:16:08,796
Thank you, thank you.
479
00:16:45,569 --> 00:16:47,270
- Yeah, he's gonna watch them tonight.
- Whoa!
480
00:16:47,354 --> 00:16:49,098
- I know.
- Hi, Renee, oh.
481
00:16:49,182 --> 00:16:50,664
- Cam, just one second.
- Opp, sorry, hi.
482
00:16:51,923 --> 00:16:53,276
- Hey.
- Hey, how are you?
483
00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:54,622
I'm good.
484
00:16:55,449 --> 00:16:56,670
Hi.
485
00:16:56,754 --> 00:16:58,020
- Hello, I'm Stephanie.
- Stephanie, I'm Cam.
486
00:16:58,104 --> 00:16:59,673
- This is Sophia.
- Sophia, so nice to meet you.
487
00:16:59,757 --> 00:17:01,327
Look at this house.
488
00:17:01,411 --> 00:17:03,155
- Don't use that cut, I'll be right, yeah.
- Ohhh, amazing.
489
00:17:03,239 --> 00:17:04,461
I won't, and I can't talk right now I got
490
00:17:04,545 --> 00:17:05,462
the babysitter just got
here, okay I gotta go.
491
00:17:05,546 --> 00:17:07,029
No, no, no, please don't, yeah.
492
00:17:07,113 --> 00:17:08,378
Sorry, I didn't mean to walk on the.
493
00:17:08,462 --> 00:17:09,379
Yeah, it's okay, uh.
494
00:17:09,463 --> 00:17:11,294
- Hi.
- Cam, Renee.
495
00:17:11,378 --> 00:17:12,469
- Renee.
- Great to meet you.
496
00:17:12,553 --> 00:17:13,644
- Such a fan.
- Oh, thanks, thanks.
497
00:17:13,728 --> 00:17:14,471
Amazing!
498
00:17:14,555 --> 00:17:15,298
My girls, yes.
499
00:17:15,382 --> 00:17:16,342
This house.
500
00:17:16,426 --> 00:17:17,474
You met the girls?
501
00:17:17,558 --> 00:17:19,389
I did, I met
Sophia and Stephanie.
502
00:17:19,473 --> 00:17:23,828
Stephanie, that's right, yeah,
so Josh sent you, that's wonderful.
503
00:17:23,912 --> 00:17:25,351
Yeah, yeah, Josh.
504
00:17:25,435 --> 00:17:26,744
He said you're a babysitter,
you're the best in town.
505
00:17:26,828 --> 00:17:28,354
I'm also an actor and
I'm also the best in town.
506
00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:31,314
I'm kidding, I'm good
though, I'm a good actor.
507
00:17:31,398 --> 00:17:32,315
I'm a babysitter!
508
00:17:32,399 --> 00:17:33,446
A babysitter.
509
00:17:33,530 --> 00:17:35,492
- It's just so nice to meet you.
- Yeah.
510
00:17:35,576 --> 00:17:38,147
Really the best part about
today for me is, meeting you.
511
00:17:38,231 --> 00:17:39,931
What are you producing right
now, is there anything you're
512
00:17:40,015 --> 00:17:41,454
working on that I should know about?
513
00:17:41,538 --> 00:17:42,499
Uh, no, nothing
really right now that I can
514
00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:43,326
you know, talk about, so.
515
00:17:43,410 --> 00:17:45,719
Oh, this is cool.
516
00:17:45,803 --> 00:17:47,025
Thanks.
517
00:17:47,109 --> 00:17:48,418
This is nice, is this a Picasso?
518
00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:49,506
Nope, Stephanie did that.
519
00:17:49,590 --> 00:17:50,855
- Who?
- Me.
520
00:17:50,939 --> 00:17:53,031
- Oh, you did this?
- My daughter, right.
521
00:17:53,115 --> 00:17:53,945
You did this, wow.
522
00:17:54,029 --> 00:17:55,686
Like two years ago.
523
00:17:55,770 --> 00:17:58,167
That is, the use of
the brush, the way you're
524
00:17:58,251 --> 00:18:01,518
kind of just, looks like a turkey feather.
525
00:18:01,602 --> 00:18:04,042
They rehearse for 30 minutes they
have to rehearse every night, see?
526
00:18:04,126 --> 00:18:05,348
Oh, that's good.
527
00:18:05,432 --> 00:18:06,610
She's incredibly talented, right?
528
00:18:06,694 --> 00:18:07,872
That's good, actually
I can do something,
529
00:18:07,956 --> 00:18:09,526
that's not bad but.
530
00:18:09,610 --> 00:18:10,527
I think I'm going to do a
show around them tap dancing.
531
00:18:10,611 --> 00:18:13,095
- Ta-da!
- Hold on one sec.
532
00:18:13,179 --> 00:18:14,444
Good job sweetie.
533
00:18:14,528 --> 00:18:15,358
I'm trying to show your mom something,
534
00:18:15,442 --> 00:18:16,750
you wanna watch me real quick.
535
00:18:16,834 --> 00:18:19,188
No, I like when they
do it, oh, you're a yeah.
536
00:18:19,272 --> 00:18:20,450
That's great.
537
00:18:20,534 --> 00:18:21,538
Girls show him.
538
00:18:21,622 --> 00:18:22,452
I did theater in college.
539
00:18:22,536 --> 00:18:24,062
Theater in college?
540
00:18:24,146 --> 00:18:26,369
I'm a triple threat,
uh, singer, dancer, actor,
541
00:18:26,453 --> 00:18:27,718
babysitter.
542
00:18:27,802 --> 00:18:29,720
- Babysitter, babysitter.
- Quadruple threat.
543
00:18:31,371 --> 00:18:32,636
Listen I gotta take
this call, hey, hey girl.
544
00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:33,550
Listen I'm going the
babysitter just got here.
545
00:18:33,634 --> 00:18:34,899
Do you want, okay, great.
546
00:18:34,983 --> 00:18:36,292
Yeah, he's a grown man, I know, I know.
547
00:18:36,376 --> 00:18:37,380
I was surprised too, okay.
Listen, I'm gonna go.
548
00:18:37,464 --> 00:18:38,598
Okay.
549
00:18:38,682 --> 00:18:39,947
But, girls be good for Cam, okay?
550
00:18:40,031 --> 00:18:41,210
Okay.
551
00:18:41,294 --> 00:18:43,429
Kisses for momma, kisses, kisses.
552
00:18:43,513 --> 00:18:45,736
There is zero reputation
about you in this small
553
00:18:45,820 --> 00:18:49,131
catholic school, I think
I can handle your cock.
554
00:18:49,215 --> 00:18:50,828
Right.
555
00:18:50,912 --> 00:18:54,266
It was so big, I, I had
to rock climb off of it.
556
00:18:54,350 --> 00:18:55,441
Like, oh my God!
557
00:18:55,525 --> 00:18:57,487
Leverage up, it was horrible.
558
00:18:57,571 --> 00:19:00,577
Really, wait you didn't like fully get on?
559
00:19:00,661 --> 00:19:02,492
No I was like I can't, this
is a weapon, I just can't.
560
00:19:02,576 --> 00:19:04,320
- A weapon of mass destruction?
- Yeah.
561
00:19:04,404 --> 00:19:05,973
So, do you have any stories?
562
00:19:06,057 --> 00:19:07,584
Let's hear about yours.
563
00:19:07,668 --> 00:19:10,500
Well, um, Luke has magic
fingers, I'll just leave
564
00:19:10,584 --> 00:19:14,460
it at that, he's a doctor,
he has very agile hands
565
00:19:14,544 --> 00:19:17,246
give me a message and that's
probably the extent of
566
00:19:17,330 --> 00:19:18,160
That's it?
567
00:19:18,244 --> 00:19:19,770
of our foreplay, and yes.
568
00:19:19,854 --> 00:19:20,945
Really?
569
00:19:21,029 --> 00:19:22,599
It's a good message!
570
00:19:22,683 --> 00:19:24,209
Alright, she doesn't kiss and tell.
571
00:19:24,293 --> 00:19:26,168
That's alright you know, well
I don't really kiss and tell
572
00:19:26,252 --> 00:19:28,431
either so I will just leave it I will say
573
00:19:28,515 --> 00:19:31,213
Cam's best asset is his tongue.
574
00:19:32,432 --> 00:19:34,132
I mean you know how much he likes to talk.
575
00:19:34,216 --> 00:19:35,960
And how much he likes to eat.
576
00:19:36,044 --> 00:19:36,830
I mean he doesn't eat that much.
577
00:19:38,568 --> 00:19:39,485
You wanna see how fast I
can eat these sandwiches?
578
00:19:39,569 --> 00:19:40,791
Watch, go!
579
00:19:40,875 --> 00:19:41,618
Hey, hey.
580
00:19:43,530 --> 00:19:46,492
No don't eat my sandwich.
581
00:19:46,576 --> 00:19:48,146
Oh gawd I'm so sorry.
582
00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:50,322
I thought you'd find that funny
you didn't find that funny?
583
00:19:50,406 --> 00:19:53,325
Alright, not funny.
584
00:19:53,409 --> 00:19:54,628
Oh, my gosh.
585
00:19:56,412 --> 00:19:58,069
Oh, you doing three, oh,
Sophia it's three is that right?
586
00:19:58,153 --> 00:19:58,896
Three?
587
00:19:58,980 --> 00:19:59,810
Yeah.
588
00:19:59,894 --> 00:20:00,724
Three little parts
589
00:20:00,808 --> 00:20:02,465
and then you just twist it.
590
00:20:02,549 --> 00:20:04,641
Okay, so it's like, okay, I see.
591
00:20:05,726 --> 00:20:06,947
Is that wrong?
592
00:20:07,031 --> 00:20:08,471
I'm not sure what I'm
doing, maybe you should,
593
00:20:08,555 --> 00:20:09,863
I'm not gonna do it.
594
00:20:09,947 --> 00:20:12,083
How about this, how about
we do something else?
595
00:20:12,167 --> 00:20:13,215
Can we just watch the TV for a second?
596
00:20:13,299 --> 00:20:14,825
- No!
- I'm trying to finish,
597
00:20:14,909 --> 00:20:16,174
No!
598
00:20:16,258 --> 00:20:17,784
I'm trying to finish this show,
599
00:20:17,868 --> 00:20:18,742
excuse me, can you tell her,
I'm trying to watch this show.
600
00:20:18,826 --> 00:20:20,483
Hey, hey, hey!
601
00:20:20,567 --> 00:20:21,484
Hold on just seriously, I love this.
602
00:20:21,568 --> 00:20:22,659
Ow, just.
603
00:20:22,743 --> 00:20:23,831
Ha, ha, ha.
604
00:20:40,326 --> 00:20:41,591
Hey babe.
605
00:20:41,675 --> 00:20:43,070
Hey what are you doing?
606
00:20:43,154 --> 00:20:46,204
Ahh, just reading,
you put the kids to bed?
607
00:20:46,288 --> 00:20:47,510
Yeah just put them to
bed about a half hour ago,
608
00:20:47,594 --> 00:20:50,208
so they are sleeping.
609
00:20:50,292 --> 00:20:51,688
Nice.
610
00:20:51,772 --> 00:20:53,124
By the way babe I am literally
in the coolest bathroom
611
00:20:53,208 --> 00:20:54,081
I have ever been in my entire life,
612
00:20:54,165 --> 00:20:55,039
I mean this house is insane!
613
00:20:55,123 --> 00:20:56,693
Yeah, is it amazing?
614
00:20:56,777 --> 00:20:59,130
I was picturing you and I
living in a house like this
615
00:20:59,214 --> 00:21:03,134
in the Hollywood Hills like,
hanging out by the pool.
616
00:21:03,218 --> 00:21:04,614
Babe, you don't need to buy me a house.
617
00:21:04,698 --> 00:21:06,442
I will make it happen,
but I'm telling you this
618
00:21:06,526 --> 00:21:09,619
bathroom is like in-sane,
there is literally a mirror
619
00:21:09,703 --> 00:21:12,535
on every single wall and
the ceiling has a mirror.
620
00:21:12,619 --> 00:21:14,711
So I can like, I'm
literally waving to myself
621
00:21:14,795 --> 00:21:16,539
on the ceiling taking a dump.
622
00:21:16,623 --> 00:21:18,367
In-sane.
623
00:21:18,451 --> 00:21:19,629
I miss you.
624
00:21:19,713 --> 00:21:21,065
Yeah, uh, have a good day at work tomorrow
625
00:21:21,149 --> 00:21:22,545
and I'll see you tomorrow night.
626
00:21:22,629 --> 00:21:24,155
Alright, I'll see you
tomorrow, I love you.
627
00:21:24,239 --> 00:21:25,417
Love you too.
628
00:21:25,501 --> 00:21:26,288
Bye.
629
00:21:26,372 --> 00:21:27,329
Bye.
630
00:21:35,468 --> 00:21:36,602
Everyone...You don't have to get married,
631
00:21:36,686 --> 00:21:38,082
you don't have to have a piece of paper.
632
00:21:38,166 --> 00:21:39,605
You don't need, you don't
need somebody to tell you
633
00:21:39,689 --> 00:21:41,955
that you and Alice belong together.
634
00:21:42,039 --> 00:21:43,261
You happy with her?
635
00:21:43,345 --> 00:21:44,915
Is she happy with you?
636
00:21:44,999 --> 00:21:46,743
So why is everyone getting fucking
married? Like, religion?
637
00:21:46,827 --> 00:21:47,918
It's society, it has nothing
to do with just religion.
638
00:21:48,002 --> 00:21:49,572
It's pressure.
639
00:21:49,656 --> 00:21:50,747
I don't think people need to
get married, that's just me.
640
00:21:50,831 --> 00:21:52,314
I, I think Marriage is important.
641
00:21:52,398 --> 00:21:53,576
I think if I do nothing
things will be great
642
00:21:53,660 --> 00:21:55,273
because things are great now.
643
00:21:55,357 --> 00:21:56,579
Wait a minute can I ask
you a wait a minute hold on
644
00:21:56,663 --> 00:21:57,841
We have been taking bets I'm telling you.
645
00:21:57,925 --> 00:21:59,016
I, I think you have
one year left with her.
646
00:21:59,100 --> 00:21:59,930
Shut the fuck up.
647
00:22:00,014 --> 00:22:00,844
Don't listen to these guys.
648
00:22:00,928 --> 00:22:01,758
I, I didn't do that bet.
649
00:22:01,842 --> 00:22:03,325
He said a couple of months.
650
00:22:03,409 --> 00:22:04,587
I'm already out money,
and then when I'm out money,
651
00:22:04,671 --> 00:22:06,110
You are betting against me being happy?
652
00:22:06,194 --> 00:22:07,459
I'm betting against you
being happy for a long time.
653
00:22:07,543 --> 00:22:08,460
Yeah I know, I'm betting against you.
654
00:22:08,544 --> 00:22:09,461
I los-I lost a lot of money.
655
00:22:09,545 --> 00:22:10,767
I appreciate that.
656
00:22:10,851 --> 00:22:11,855
You know my kid called
me a cocksucker today.
657
00:22:11,939 --> 00:22:13,857
- Shut the fuck up, really?
- What?
658
00:22:13,941 --> 00:22:15,337
Four year old girl just
looked at me and said
659
00:22:15,421 --> 00:22:16,294
Daddy you're a cocksucker.
660
00:22:17,510 --> 00:22:19,428
How does she know you so well?
661
00:22:19,512 --> 00:22:20,994
Sorry, sorry to interrupt.
662
00:22:21,078 --> 00:22:22,605
Apologize.
663
00:22:22,689 --> 00:22:25,825
Hi Josh, you are playing
with Cam's money I see.
664
00:22:25,909 --> 00:22:27,479
Yeah, I'm doing okay.
665
00:22:27,563 --> 00:22:29,176
I'm out, finish the hand,
I'm going to get you a beer.
666
00:22:29,260 --> 00:22:31,045
Yeah, I need a beer.
667
00:22:32,699 --> 00:22:34,225
I thought this was a guy's night.
668
00:22:34,309 --> 00:22:35,792
Yo man, why do you always got
to bring up fucking marriage
669
00:22:35,876 --> 00:22:38,708
and how happy you are man,
let-et that dude live.
670
00:22:38,792 --> 00:22:40,231
He's divorced.
671
00:22:40,315 --> 00:22:41,493
He doesn't want to be divorced.
672
00:22:41,577 --> 00:22:42,451
You think he wants to be divorced?
673
00:22:42,535 --> 00:22:43,452
I'm fine being divorced.
674
00:22:43,536 --> 00:22:44,714
No you're not, you're not fine.
675
00:22:44,798 --> 00:22:46,063
You winning us lots of money?
676
00:22:46,147 --> 00:22:47,630
Uh, I am winning us lots of money.
677
00:22:47,714 --> 00:22:49,066
Oh, by the way I was
going to tell you this,
678
00:22:49,150 --> 00:22:50,807
uh, very cool news, um,
I actually have a meeting
679
00:22:50,891 --> 00:22:52,374
tomorrow with a producer in Beverly Hills.
680
00:22:52,458 --> 00:22:53,549
Another producer, yes.
681
00:22:53,633 --> 00:22:55,812
- So like,
- Babe that's awesome.
682
00:22:55,896 --> 00:22:56,682
She made a phone call, she,
she got a producing partner.
683
00:22:56,766 --> 00:22:58,249
Yeah.
684
00:22:58,333 --> 00:22:59,163
Uh, have a meeting in the
morning, I don't really want
685
00:22:59,247 --> 00:23:00,469
to ride my bike there because,
686
00:23:00,553 --> 00:23:01,383
Yeah, no, no, no, I'll
take you, I'll take you.
687
00:23:01,467 --> 00:23:02,775
Seriously you have time?
688
00:23:02,859 --> 00:23:03,863
I don't want to be sweaty
when I show up there.
689
00:23:03,947 --> 00:23:04,821
Yeah, no you definitely don't want,
690
00:23:04,905 --> 00:23:05,822
you want to look your best.
691
00:23:05,906 --> 00:23:07,214
Oh my gawd thank you!
692
00:23:07,298 --> 00:23:07,693
Do you guys mind if Alice
joins us a little bit?
693
00:23:07,777 --> 00:23:08,999
Hey Alice.
694
00:23:09,083 --> 00:23:10,435
She's gonna play a couple hands with me.
695
00:23:10,519 --> 00:23:11,697
- She's on my team, we're teammates.
- You're a team?
696
00:23:11,781 --> 00:23:13,351
- Okay babe?
- Yeah.
697
00:23:18,832 --> 00:23:21,054
Oooh, this looks juicy, what is it?
698
00:23:21,138 --> 00:23:22,839
Well, it is juicy actually.
699
00:23:22,923 --> 00:23:24,841
What are you talking about,
just say it, it's fine say it.
700
00:23:24,925 --> 00:23:25,929
No, we'll talk about it later.
701
00:23:26,013 --> 00:23:27,017
Dude, say it, it's not a big deal.
702
00:23:27,101 --> 00:23:28,279
Oh, come on.
703
00:23:28,363 --> 00:23:29,411
You man, she's not timid man, let it go.
704
00:23:29,495 --> 00:23:30,673
Look, I'm not comfortable,
705
00:23:30,757 --> 00:23:32,718
He won't have sex with
his girl on her period.
706
00:23:32,802 --> 00:23:33,719
What?
707
00:23:33,803 --> 00:23:34,938
What, why?
708
00:23:35,022 --> 00:23:36,243
I don't blame him.
709
00:23:36,327 --> 00:23:38,028
I'm just saying, like
we used to, we used to
710
00:23:38,112 --> 00:23:40,770
all the time, like it's
fine but you know after.
711
00:23:40,854 --> 00:23:43,120
You gotta earn your
Red Wings my friend.
712
00:23:43,204 --> 00:23:44,426
What are Red Wings?
713
00:23:44,510 --> 00:23:45,688
What are Red Wings?
714
00:23:45,772 --> 00:23:46,863
They are a hockey team in Detroit.
715
00:23:46,947 --> 00:23:47,951
You know the hockey team Red Wings?
716
00:23:48,035 --> 00:23:48,865
That's cute.
717
00:23:48,949 --> 00:23:50,432
Yeah, Yezerman, Chelios.
718
00:23:50,516 --> 00:23:52,042
It's when you down on a
girl and she's on her period.
719
00:23:52,126 --> 00:23:53,435
You get the Red Wings, you look
a little bit like the joker.
720
00:23:54,824 --> 00:23:55,872
Yep yep, you get your sangari on.
721
00:23:55,956 --> 00:23:57,221
A little Bloody Mary, red velvet cake.
722
00:23:57,305 --> 00:23:58,135
I love it with the frosting.
723
00:23:58,219 --> 00:23:59,310
How do you know about this?
724
00:23:59,394 --> 00:24:00,703
Hmmm, little red velvet cake.
725
00:24:00,787 --> 00:24:01,965
What, I eat the fuck
outta some fuckin' pussy
726
00:24:02,049 --> 00:24:03,575
when it's on some.
727
00:24:03,659 --> 00:24:04,924
I mean has earned his Red
Wings so many times over.
728
00:24:05,008 --> 00:24:06,796
He's, he's my general.
729
00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:08,232
Than-thank you,
730
00:24:08,316 --> 00:24:09,102
General?
731
00:24:09,186 --> 00:24:11,537
I'm, I'm her General okay.
732
00:24:12,799 --> 00:24:14,194
Alright are we gonna play poker or what?
733
00:24:14,278 --> 00:24:16,066
Yeah, we should definitely,
we should definitely.
734
00:24:16,150 --> 00:24:17,894
Absolutely.
735
00:24:21,808 --> 00:24:22,899
- Okay.
- Are you excited?
736
00:24:22,983 --> 00:24:23,900
Yeah, yeah, I feel good, I feel good.
737
00:24:23,984 --> 00:24:24,814
Um, I feel, how do I look?
738
00:24:24,898 --> 00:24:25,771
You look good, you look good.
739
00:24:25,855 --> 00:24:27,077
I feel a little sweaty.
740
00:24:27,161 --> 00:24:28,165
- A little bit buy it's fine.
- It's hot out.
741
00:24:28,249 --> 00:24:29,645
You look okay.
742
00:24:29,729 --> 00:24:30,863
Um, okay, um, it'll
probably be about a half hour.
743
00:24:30,947 --> 00:24:32,561
Maybe 45 minutes if it goes really well.
744
00:24:32,645 --> 00:24:33,997
That's fine I have my knitting.
745
00:24:34,081 --> 00:24:34,911
You know these general
meetings can take a second.
746
00:24:34,995 --> 00:24:35,738
That's fine.
747
00:24:35,822 --> 00:24:36,913
Um, but uh.
748
00:24:36,997 --> 00:24:37,740
- Okay.
- Thank you, yeah.
749
00:24:37,824 --> 00:24:39,394
Break a leg.
750
00:24:39,478 --> 00:24:40,656
Thanks for the ride, thanks
for waiting, I appreciate it.
751
00:24:40,740 --> 00:24:41,831
No, no, take your time enjoy your meeting.
752
00:24:41,915 --> 00:24:42,658
- Love you.
- Love you.
753
00:24:47,224 --> 00:24:48,794
What's his name again?
754
00:24:48,878 --> 00:24:50,227
I don't know.
755
00:24:51,881 --> 00:24:53,625
- Hi!
- Hey, come on in.
756
00:24:53,709 --> 00:24:55,279
- How are you, good?
- Hi.
757
00:24:55,363 --> 00:24:56,323
- Hi.
- Larry.
758
00:24:56,407 --> 00:24:57,586
Larry, Cam nice to meet you.
759
00:24:57,670 --> 00:24:58,500
Nice to meet you Cam.
760
00:24:58,584 --> 00:24:59,936
Hank, nice to meet you.
761
00:25:00,020 --> 00:25:01,154
Come on, come on over
here, let's talk about this.
762
00:25:01,238 --> 00:25:01,851
Wow, this is a beautiful, beautiful home.
763
00:25:01,935 --> 00:25:03,505
Thank you.
764
00:25:03,589 --> 00:25:04,767
Thank you so much for doing
this, really Renee has such
765
00:25:04,851 --> 00:25:06,203
wonderful things to say about you, so.
766
00:25:06,287 --> 00:25:07,770
- Amazing, that's amazing, so, thank you.
- Yeah.
767
00:25:07,854 --> 00:25:08,945
You know things good you know,
I'm kind of getting to that
768
00:25:09,029 --> 00:25:10,294
place, where I'm ready to really break.
769
00:25:10,378 --> 00:25:12,165
You know, like go for it, make it happen.
770
00:25:12,249 --> 00:25:14,951
You know meeting Renee is
like kind of a godsend.
771
00:25:15,035 --> 00:25:17,606
I mean meeting you guys,
you know it's like,
772
00:25:17,690 --> 00:25:20,609
I understand that it's like
Boom boom boom boom boom boom.
773
00:25:20,693 --> 00:25:22,045
Building blocks, building
blocks, building blocks,
774
00:25:22,129 --> 00:25:23,481
get in the room meet people.
775
00:25:23,565 --> 00:25:24,830
Did Renee tell you anything about Charlie?
776
00:25:24,914 --> 00:25:25,962
Naw-uh.
777
00:25:26,046 --> 00:25:27,442
He's a heavy hitter.
778
00:25:27,526 --> 00:25:28,747
Actually I have a monologue
I don't know if it's,
779
00:25:28,831 --> 00:25:30,183
- You have a monologue?
- If you wanna see it?
780
00:25:30,267 --> 00:25:31,489
Yes.
781
00:25:31,573 --> 00:25:33,012
You're gonna make him perform right now?
782
00:25:33,096 --> 00:25:34,057
Yes, let's see it, come on
let me see your monologue.
783
00:25:34,141 --> 00:25:35,537
I could just jump right into it.
784
00:25:35,621 --> 00:25:36,799
- Yeah, jump right into it.
- Can I stand?
785
00:25:36,883 --> 00:25:38,496
Yeah, right there's fine.
786
00:25:38,580 --> 00:25:40,019
Cool so this is a little
monologue, it's actually a
787
00:25:40,103 --> 00:25:41,194
original, I wrote this, this
is a piece I wrote myself.
788
00:25:41,278 --> 00:25:43,063
- Okay.
- Um,
789
00:25:44,717 --> 00:25:45,805
Sorry, 1,2,3,
790
00:25:47,284 --> 00:25:48,506
Sorry, I just ahem.
791
00:25:48,590 --> 00:25:49,812
I wanna get there for you guys.
792
00:25:49,896 --> 00:25:50,987
I wanna get there,
I wanna get there.
793
00:25:51,071 --> 00:25:52,510
Okay, take your time.
794
00:25:52,594 --> 00:25:53,464
Um, okay,
795
00:25:59,079 --> 00:26:00,257
Oh come on Linda!
796
00:26:00,341 --> 00:26:02,172
You are telling me this
every freaking day.
797
00:26:02,256 --> 00:26:04,000
I come home from work
and your sitting there,
798
00:26:04,084 --> 00:26:04,827
and it's like--
799
00:26:04,911 --> 00:26:06,263
Oh my Gosh.
800
00:26:06,347 --> 00:26:07,438
You don't even care about
me, and you don't even,
801
00:26:07,522 --> 00:26:08,831
That's great, you got the part.
802
00:26:08,915 --> 00:26:09,832
Are you serious, that's
803
00:26:09,916 --> 00:26:10,702
- Yes
- That's it?
804
00:26:10,786 --> 00:26:12,661
That's it and you know,
805
00:26:12,745 --> 00:26:14,227
- Cause there's more I can
do more of the monologue.
- No, no, no, no.
806
00:26:14,311 --> 00:26:16,099
- That's what, I got the part, I, I mean.
- No, no.
807
00:26:16,183 --> 00:26:17,709
Should I s-, I mean can I s-okay, great.
808
00:26:17,793 --> 00:26:19,145
Oh no no we don't need to
sign contracts dude, I-do
809
00:26:19,229 --> 00:26:20,669
- Sign, don't sign anything.
- I work on a handshake.
810
00:26:20,753 --> 00:26:21,931
Okay, I work on handshakes too, man.
811
00:26:22,015 --> 00:26:22,932
Alright listen put
the kid to bed by eight.
812
00:26:23,016 --> 00:26:24,020
What's that?
813
00:26:24,104 --> 00:26:25,282
Yeah, by eight.
814
00:26:25,366 --> 00:26:26,849
I'm sorry um, did you say kid, um, kid?
815
00:26:26,933 --> 00:26:28,067
You are going to love Charlie.
816
00:26:28,151 --> 00:26:29,895
- What's going on.
- Charlie!
817
00:26:29,979 --> 00:26:31,462
Did you want to um.
818
00:26:31,546 --> 00:26:32,855
Let me show you where stuff
is in case uh you know you
819
00:26:32,939 --> 00:26:35,858
need to call us you got
the numbers just here.
820
00:26:35,942 --> 00:26:38,034
- Okay.
- Uh, taped to the wall.
821
00:26:38,118 --> 00:26:40,863
Help yourself to anything in
fridge, Charlie loves PB&J.
822
00:26:40,947 --> 00:26:42,038
Alright.
823
00:26:42,122 --> 00:26:43,082
Oh, he's go his army pants on!
824
00:26:43,166 --> 00:26:44,693
- Yeah!
- Show him the army move.
825
00:26:46,126 --> 00:26:47,696
Oh, jeeze-us-chr-Okay,
haha, relax buddy, okay.
826
00:26:47,780 --> 00:26:48,566
Seriously calm down.
827
00:26:49,564 --> 00:26:50,699
- Alright.
- Ha-hahha.
828
00:26:50,783 --> 00:26:52,048
- You gonna be a good kid.
- Yep.
829
00:26:52,132 --> 00:26:53,571
- Promise.
- Alright, good.
830
00:26:53,655 --> 00:26:54,746
So you think you can take him?
831
00:26:54,830 --> 00:26:57,270
You think you are alright?
832
00:26:57,354 --> 00:26:59,446
Yeah, no I, huh, I, uh.
833
00:27:00,793 --> 00:27:02,145
Um, this is,
834
00:27:02,229 --> 00:27:03,712
Charlie, Okay.
835
00:27:03,796 --> 00:27:04,887
Why did you think it was a girl?
836
00:27:06,712 --> 00:27:07,890
We thought about that.
837
00:27:07,974 --> 00:27:09,152
Yeah, but no we decided to get a boy.
838
00:27:09,236 --> 00:27:10,762
No, that's not what I was thinking.
839
00:27:10,846 --> 00:27:13,243
Um, can I, my girlfriend
is actually waiting for me
840
00:27:13,327 --> 00:27:14,810
in the car cause she thought, um.
841
00:27:14,894 --> 00:27:16,376
Your girlfriend is waiting for you?
842
00:27:16,460 --> 00:27:17,464
We thought, we just she
jus-drop, she-she-just dropped
843
00:27:17,548 --> 00:27:18,596
me off, she-she's gonna-drop-me-off.
844
00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:20,642
- Oh, okay.
- Okay.
845
00:27:20,726 --> 00:27:22,078
- I need to grab my bag
if you don't mind, yeah.
- Say goodbye, okay.
846
00:27:22,162 --> 00:27:24,036
- Yeah.
- Okay.
847
00:27:24,120 --> 00:27:25,255
- Ss, how long, how long,
will this be, how long.
- Eight, nine o'clock
848
00:27:25,339 --> 00:27:27,083
A.M. tomorrow, yes.
849
00:27:27,167 --> 00:27:28,084
Overnight.
850
00:27:28,168 --> 00:27:29,346
Yes, overnight.
851
00:27:29,430 --> 00:27:30,608
Yeah, okay, I can do that, I can do that.
852
00:27:30,692 --> 00:27:32,088
I-can-do-that, okay, um,
853
00:27:32,172 --> 00:27:34,003
Take your time.
854
00:27:34,087 --> 00:27:35,395
Thanks Charlie, okay, thanks.
855
00:27:35,479 --> 00:27:37,528
I'm gonna grab my bag,
I'll-jus, cause I thought
856
00:27:37,612 --> 00:27:38,355
that-this-is-so-fu-I-jus,
857
00:27:38,439 --> 00:27:39,922
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
858
00:27:41,442 --> 00:27:44,445
I think he's a pretty good guy, huh?
859
00:27:46,752 --> 00:27:47,538
Hey.
860
00:27:47,622 --> 00:27:48,800
That was so fast.
861
00:27:48,884 --> 00:27:50,323
I know, no it's not
over, uh, it's actually,
862
00:27:50,407 --> 00:27:51,281
the meeting is going to go
a bit longer than expected.
863
00:27:51,365 --> 00:27:52,151
- Oh, that's awesome.
- Yeah.
864
00:27:52,235 --> 00:27:53,936
That's good news right?
865
00:27:54,020 --> 00:27:54,937
I don't want you to have to wait
or anything. Yeah it's good.
866
00:27:55,021 --> 00:27:56,112
Oh, oh-kay.
867
00:27:56,196 --> 00:27:57,113
I'm going to grab my bag.
868
00:27:58,807 --> 00:27:59,898
And then do you just want to
come by later to come get me.
869
00:27:59,982 --> 00:28:01,465
Yeah, What time should I come back?
870
00:28:01,549 --> 00:28:02,553
Ummm, come back at like
maybe I don't know like 8:30,
871
00:28:02,637 --> 00:28:04,207
N-nine, nine A.M.
tomorrow, in the morning.
872
00:28:04,291 --> 00:28:06,688
It's a babysitting job.
873
00:28:06,772 --> 00:28:09,125
It's-I'm watching their kid,
for one night, one night
874
00:28:09,209 --> 00:28:10,692
So just come back tomorrow, I love you.
875
00:28:10,776 --> 00:28:12,563
Seriously, thank you so much.
876
00:28:21,090 --> 00:28:24,053
So uh, are-ya, are you a,
reading a lot of your parent's
877
00:28:24,137 --> 00:28:24,880
scripts or anything.
878
00:28:24,964 --> 00:28:26,490
Yeah, uh-huh.
879
00:28:26,574 --> 00:28:27,796
Your dad's scripts, wha-what
kind of movies are they work
880
00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:29,145
shopping, you know what
they are looking to do?
881
00:28:29,229 --> 00:28:30,363
Sci-fi.
882
00:28:30,447 --> 00:28:32,058
- Really?!?
- Yeah.
883
00:28:33,146 --> 00:28:34,324
Do you know anything more specific,
884
00:28:34,408 --> 00:28:35,978
like what kind of sci-fi?
885
00:28:36,062 --> 00:28:37,893
Um, aliens, aliens.
886
00:28:37,977 --> 00:28:38,978
Seriously.
887
00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:41,026
I have actually been
wanting to do a sci-fi
888
00:28:41,110 --> 00:28:42,201
movie for a long time.
889
00:28:42,285 --> 00:28:43,725
Cool.
890
00:28:43,809 --> 00:28:44,726
Do you know when that's casting by chance?
891
00:28:44,810 --> 00:28:45,727
Two months.
892
00:28:45,811 --> 00:28:47,685
- Two months?
- Yeah.
893
00:28:47,769 --> 00:28:49,513
- Wow, that's, I don't know
that, so it's this year, wow.
- Yeah.
894
00:28:49,597 --> 00:28:51,167
They are shooting this year.
895
00:28:51,251 --> 00:28:52,255
In fact you should say,
you should say, you know,
896
00:28:52,339 --> 00:28:53,822
you know, you know, say dad's um,
897
00:28:53,906 --> 00:28:56,520
could Cam help with casting?
898
00:28:56,604 --> 00:28:57,434
- Cool.
- Just see what they say.
899
00:28:57,518 --> 00:28:58,740
I'll do that.
900
00:28:58,824 --> 00:29:00,045
Do you want me to cut
this in half for you?
901
00:29:00,129 --> 00:29:01,003
- Or how do you like this?
- I like it like that.
902
00:29:01,087 --> 00:29:01,830
What about this?
903
00:29:01,914 --> 00:29:02,787
Perfect.
904
00:29:02,871 --> 00:29:03,570
What about one of these things?
905
00:29:03,654 --> 00:29:04,833
Perfect! Thank you.
906
00:29:04,917 --> 00:29:06,182
That way you have two little sandwiches
907
00:29:06,266 --> 00:29:07,183
and you can enjoy those as you please.
908
00:29:07,267 --> 00:29:08,271
Thank you.
909
00:29:08,355 --> 00:29:09,838
Yeah.
910
00:29:09,922 --> 00:29:12,101
But he was so sad at the
loss of his son that he never
911
00:29:12,185 --> 00:29:14,100
used his wings again,
912
00:29:15,188 --> 00:29:17,933
and that is the end of
the chapter my friend.
913
00:29:18,017 --> 00:29:18,890
Thank you.
914
00:29:18,974 --> 00:29:20,239
Alright, get some rest buddy.
915
00:29:20,323 --> 00:29:21,197
Cool, you have a good night.
916
00:29:21,281 --> 00:29:22,502
Here's some water, you too.
917
00:29:22,586 --> 00:29:23,112
Your dad's will be back
in the morning, so um.
918
00:29:23,196 --> 00:29:24,417
Perfect.
919
00:29:24,501 --> 00:29:25,897
Alright, have a good one buddy.
920
00:29:25,981 --> 00:29:26,855
Thanks.
921
00:29:26,939 --> 00:29:27,725
Goodnight, goodnight.
922
00:29:27,809 --> 00:29:28,552
Goodnight.
923
00:29:28,636 --> 00:29:29,379
Sweet dreams.
924
00:31:09,258 --> 00:31:10,869
Hey buddy, you up?
925
00:31:30,976 --> 00:31:32,197
Alright guys, well hey,
926
00:31:32,281 --> 00:31:33,416
thank you so much I really appreciate it.
927
00:31:33,500 --> 00:31:34,243
Thank you so much for coming.
928
00:31:34,327 --> 00:31:36,158
Charlie say bye!
929
00:31:36,242 --> 00:31:37,724
Bye!
930
00:31:37,808 --> 00:31:39,030
See ya Charlie, okay, um,
if anything comes up please
931
00:31:39,114 --> 00:31:40,553
let me know, I'd be,
I'd be happy to uh
932
00:31:40,637 --> 00:31:41,511
do whatever honestly I'm,
933
00:31:41,595 --> 00:31:42,338
- Okay.
- Big fan.
934
00:31:42,422 --> 00:31:43,339
Thank you, thank you.
935
00:31:43,423 --> 00:31:44,253
Thank you guys, see ya.
936
00:31:44,337 --> 00:31:45,558
Finish your audition tape.
937
00:31:45,642 --> 00:31:46,777
I absolutely will.
938
00:31:46,861 --> 00:31:47,734
Okay.
939
00:31:47,818 --> 00:31:48,692
I absolutely will, thank you.
940
00:31:48,776 --> 00:31:51,608
Thank you, not a bad guy uh.
941
00:31:52,998 --> 00:31:56,352
Oh, man haaahh gawd.
942
00:31:56,436 --> 00:31:57,179
How was it?
943
00:31:57,263 --> 00:31:58,920
- It was good.
- Hi.
944
00:32:00,483 --> 00:32:02,010
Thank you for picking me
up I super appreciate it.
945
00:32:03,269 --> 00:32:04,186
- Was the kid good?
- He was good.
946
00:32:04,270 --> 00:32:05,230
- Was he nice?
- Oh my Gawd!
947
00:32:06,620 --> 00:32:07,885
I forgot the check, I
forgot to get the check.
948
00:32:07,969 --> 00:32:09,365
I'm-gonna-go-get-the-check, holy shit.
949
00:32:09,449 --> 00:32:11,062
Do all that work and not
even paid are you kidding me?
950
00:32:14,671 --> 00:32:15,498
Hey,
951
00:32:16,673 --> 00:32:18,374
hey, guys sorry, such in a rush out
952
00:32:18,458 --> 00:32:19,549
I totally forgot the check.
953
00:32:19,633 --> 00:32:21,203
The what?
954
00:32:21,287 --> 00:32:22,465
Tha-The-uh, the pay, tha-The
are you guys, I'm sorry were
955
00:32:22,549 --> 00:32:23,727
you going to pay me for the uh-work?
956
00:32:23,811 --> 00:32:24,554
Oh yeah we were.
957
00:32:24,638 --> 00:32:25,465
Be nice.
958
00:32:26,466 --> 00:32:28,294
Until we found this.
959
00:32:32,167 --> 00:32:33,299
I just umm.
960
00:32:34,213 --> 00:32:35,040
I, wow,
961
00:32:36,476 --> 00:32:38,568
I am so, I, let me turn that
around so we are not
962
00:32:38,652 --> 00:32:39,395
looking at that part.
963
00:32:39,479 --> 00:32:40,480
Um,
964
00:32:42,830 --> 00:32:43,747
I'm really sorry.
965
00:32:43,831 --> 00:32:45,314
Like, super, super sorry.
966
00:32:45,398 --> 00:32:47,229
It's okay, everyone watches porn.
967
00:32:47,313 --> 00:32:48,926
We are not paying him.
968
00:32:49,010 --> 00:32:49,753
Oh, he's a struggling actor.
969
00:32:49,837 --> 00:32:51,407
I don't care.
970
00:32:51,491 --> 00:32:53,061
He watched porn in our house,
with our child in the house.
971
00:32:53,145 --> 00:32:56,238
I understand but you
know what, um, can I just
972
00:32:56,322 --> 00:32:58,936
Could I just have the check
just to go back to the car with
973
00:32:59,020 --> 00:33:00,459
and I will literally drop
it back off tomorrow.
974
00:33:00,543 --> 00:33:02,592
I just, I don't want to leave
here without that check.
975
00:33:02,676 --> 00:33:04,333
No, you're not getting the check.
976
00:33:04,417 --> 00:33:05,334
Hank, give him the check.
977
00:33:05,418 --> 00:33:07,597
- No!
- Can I just please--
978
00:33:07,681 --> 00:33:08,508
NO!
979
00:33:11,337 --> 00:33:12,558
Hey babe.
980
00:33:12,642 --> 00:33:15,431
We need to find out if
our kid saw that tape.
981
00:33:15,515 --> 00:33:16,867
Oh, he didn't watch
it with him in the room.
982
00:33:16,951 --> 00:33:18,129
How do you know?
983
00:33:18,213 --> 00:33:19,304
- Do you think he did that?
- I don't know.
984
00:33:19,388 --> 00:33:20,958
Charlie!
985
00:33:21,042 --> 00:33:22,264
Sorry about that, they were
a, we got to talking about
986
00:33:22,348 --> 00:33:23,265
movies and stuff again.
987
00:33:23,349 --> 00:33:24,440
What are you hiding?
988
00:33:24,524 --> 00:33:25,354
What's up?
989
00:33:25,438 --> 00:33:26,268
What do you have in your hand?
990
00:33:26,352 --> 00:33:27,356
What do I have in my hand?
991
00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:28,966
No the other,
992
00:33:29,050 --> 00:33:30,272
what you just dropped.
993
00:33:30,356 --> 00:33:31,664
I just, what did I, oh, there, that thing?
994
00:33:31,748 --> 00:33:32,970
Yeah.
995
00:33:33,054 --> 00:33:34,276
It's nothing, let's go, let's go.
996
00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:35,103
Well if it's nothing then why can't I see?
997
00:33:35,187 --> 00:33:36,365
What?
998
00:33:36,449 --> 00:33:37,453
If it's nothing why can't I see?
999
00:33:37,537 --> 00:33:38,802
See what?
1000
00:33:38,886 --> 00:33:40,325
What you just dropped.
1001
00:33:40,409 --> 00:33:42,110
Oh, sorry, didn't know
what you were talking about.
1002
00:33:42,194 --> 00:33:43,369
I'm sorry, um.
1003
00:33:44,457 --> 00:33:46,331
It's a VH, it's a, it's a tape.
1004
00:33:46,415 --> 00:33:47,811
It's just a tape, why are you being weird?
1005
00:33:49,114 --> 00:33:50,596
How am I being weird? It's a tape.
1006
00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:52,468
Um, wait also why do you
have a VHS tape it is not 1980.
1007
00:33:52,552 --> 00:33:54,992
Cause they were like watch
our movie and I said okay.
1008
00:33:55,076 --> 00:33:56,472
No, I'm kidding.
1009
00:33:56,556 --> 00:33:57,821
It's their movie?
1010
00:33:57,905 --> 00:33:59,823
It's my movie, no, it's it's ah.
1011
00:33:59,907 --> 00:34:01,216
Josh gave it to me, actually.
1012
00:34:01,300 --> 00:34:02,043
Oh, what movie is it?
1013
00:34:02,127 --> 00:34:03,479
I-oh-you-oh-I
1014
00:34:03,563 --> 00:34:04,306
It's a, a
1015
00:34:04,390 --> 00:34:05,698
Cam, Cam.
1016
00:34:05,782 --> 00:34:07,135
What's it's nothing you
don't even have to do,
1017
00:34:07,219 --> 00:34:10,265
it's like a, it's a,
stupid thing, it's like uh.
1018
00:34:13,573 --> 00:34:14,443
All Anal 5.
1019
00:34:17,925 --> 00:34:19,843
- It's a,
- So it's a porn.
1020
00:34:19,927 --> 00:34:21,323
- It's, it's it's.
- It's a porn tape.
1021
00:34:21,407 --> 00:34:23,194
It's a tape, it's a
VHS, it's, it's Josh,
1022
00:34:23,278 --> 00:34:25,153
it's legal tender,
Josh's, I don't know.
1023
00:34:25,237 --> 00:34:26,502
This says All Anal 5.
1024
00:34:26,586 --> 00:34:27,503
It was in the bag!
1025
00:34:27,587 --> 00:34:28,808
I don't, I-I-it's eh.
1026
00:34:28,892 --> 00:34:29,418
Were you watching this
while you were in there.
1027
00:34:29,502 --> 00:34:30,985
No!
1028
00:34:31,069 --> 00:34:32,377
Okay, but it didn't like
magically pop out of the bag.
1029
00:34:32,461 --> 00:34:34,510
I mean you took it out and you watched it.
1030
00:34:34,594 --> 00:34:35,772
K, first of all, can
we talk about this later?
1031
00:34:35,856 --> 00:34:37,730
They are standing right there, they're
1032
00:34:37,814 --> 00:34:39,341
Yeah, well, You what, you should have
thought about that. Say thank you.
1033
00:34:39,425 --> 00:34:41,169
And I looked at the bag and I
said, I wanna see what DVD's
1034
00:34:41,253 --> 00:34:42,561
Josh gave me and I pulled out the tape.
1035
00:34:42,645 --> 00:34:44,868
And I saw that the tape said All Anal 5.
1036
00:34:44,952 --> 00:34:46,522
And I was like what does that mean?
1037
00:34:46,606 --> 00:34:49,525
And so I popped the tape in
the VCR that they have cause I
1038
00:34:49,609 --> 00:34:51,701
don't know who owns a
VCR anymore an, they do.
1039
00:34:51,785 --> 00:34:53,442
So I wanted to see what's on
the tape and I watched it for
1040
00:34:53,526 --> 00:34:55,702
literally two seconds, like.
1041
00:34:57,269 --> 00:34:58,708
I watched it for two mins,
I watched it for like a
1042
00:34:58,792 --> 00:35:00,449
cou-literally a couple of
minutes and that was it.
1043
00:35:00,533 --> 00:35:02,277
I turned it off and that's it.
1044
00:35:02,361 --> 00:35:03,974
And yet you did it because
you just had no idea what
1045
00:35:04,058 --> 00:35:05,538
All Anal 5 meant?
1046
00:35:07,714 --> 00:35:09,458
I wanted to see what All Anal 5 meant.
1047
00:35:09,542 --> 00:35:11,373
Yes, I do, I don't know, I was ke-,
1048
00:35:11,457 --> 00:35:12,548
babe first of all I'm an adult.
1049
00:35:12,632 --> 00:35:14,419
Is this what you want?
1050
00:35:14,503 --> 00:35:16,073
What do you mean is that, wh-wha-for what?
1051
00:35:16,157 --> 00:35:18,380
Like, we don't do that,
is that what you want?
1052
00:35:18,464 --> 00:35:19,946
I'm not saying I want this.
1053
00:35:20,030 --> 00:35:21,296
I'm not sa-I'm I'm just no!
I'm-not-it's not about- no!
1054
00:35:21,380 --> 00:35:22,384
What do you mean?
1055
00:35:22,468 --> 00:35:23,994
I mean why are you watching that,
1056
00:35:24,078 --> 00:35:26,562
like that's not what we do,
like are you disappointed
1057
00:35:26,646 --> 00:35:28,999
in me sexually, like do I not satisfy you.
1058
00:35:29,083 --> 00:35:30,261
What, no, no!
1059
00:35:30,345 --> 00:35:31,784
You, of course-I'm not
disappointed in you.
1060
00:35:31,868 --> 00:35:34,831
Are you fantasizing that
like you wish you were doing
1061
00:35:34,915 --> 00:35:37,486
me up the ass or there is
some other girl with like,
1062
00:35:37,570 --> 00:35:39,444
Shh, keep it down, keep it down.
1063
00:35:39,528 --> 00:35:41,098
I'm not, listen, I have a lot
of thoughts that go through
1064
00:35:41,182 --> 00:35:43,405
my head when we have sex, I
have lots of energies and things
1065
00:35:43,489 --> 00:35:46,103
flowing around my mind,
that are sparking and-an-and
1066
00:35:46,187 --> 00:35:47,670
I-I-my penis is inside you and
I got a lot of thoughts going
1067
00:35:47,754 --> 00:35:49,759
in my head and I I
I, it-it-it's yes.
1068
00:35:49,843 --> 00:35:51,587
Maybe on a occasion
I'll have a little bit
1069
00:35:51,671 --> 00:35:52,979
of a thought of anal pop in my head.
1070
00:35:53,063 --> 00:35:54,938
When we are having sex,
I'm thinking about you.
1071
00:35:55,022 --> 00:35:57,419
- I'm thinking about us.
- Ok, ok, ok.
1072
00:35:57,503 --> 00:35:59,508
I'm, of course, of course I'm
thinking about you, my penis
1073
00:35:59,592 --> 00:36:00,987
is inside what do you think,
I'm thinking about McDonalds?
1074
00:36:01,071 --> 00:36:02,641
Well, obviously you just said that
1075
00:36:02,725 --> 00:36:04,165
you're thinking about anal.
1076
00:36:04,249 --> 00:36:06,254
I'm thinking about anal on you!
1077
00:36:06,338 --> 00:36:08,299
It's all about you, I don't
think about VHS tapes when I
1078
00:36:08,383 --> 00:36:09,257
have sex with you.
1079
00:36:09,341 --> 00:36:10,171
So I do disappoint you.
1080
00:36:10,255 --> 00:36:11,737
Okay, listen, first of all.
1081
00:36:11,821 --> 00:36:12,477
I do disappoint you, that's
why you have to fantasize
1082
00:36:12,561 --> 00:36:13,565
about something else.
1083
00:36:13,649 --> 00:36:14,784
Alright Alice, first of all relax.
1084
00:36:14,868 --> 00:36:16,264
Because you are reading 50 Shades of Grey
1085
00:36:16,348 --> 00:36:17,656
like it's your job, alright,
50 Shades of Grey is-
1086
00:36:17,740 --> 00:36:18,614
That is totally
1087
00:36:18,698 --> 00:36:19,528
You're obsessed with it.
1088
00:36:19,612 --> 00:36:20,616
Um, that is totally different.
1089
00:36:20,700 --> 00:36:22,183
Exactly, no, it's, it's porn.
1090
00:36:22,267 --> 00:36:23,619
50 shades of grey is porn,
it's porn literature.
1091
00:36:23,703 --> 00:36:24,533
It's a love story.
1092
00:36:24,617 --> 00:36:26,143
This could be a love story!
1093
00:36:26,227 --> 00:36:27,449
You haven't, you're judging
this before you even watched it.
1094
00:36:27,533 --> 00:36:29,190
Right I'm sure there
are so many love stories
1095
00:36:29,274 --> 00:36:30,582
in All Anal 5.
1096
00:36:30,666 --> 00:36:31,844
Have you seen this,
have you seen All Anal 5?
1097
00:36:31,928 --> 00:36:33,672
Have you, no, you have
not, so how do you know
1098
00:36:33,756 --> 00:36:35,283
it's not a love story?
1099
00:36:35,367 --> 00:36:36,545
You know what, it doesn't
even matter, because every time
1100
00:36:36,629 --> 00:36:38,460
I read 50 Shades of
Grey you benefit.
1101
00:36:38,544 --> 00:36:39,983
Every single time.
1102
00:36:40,067 --> 00:36:41,071
Can we go please.
1103
00:36:41,155 --> 00:36:43,201
Yes, give me the check.
1104
00:36:44,637 --> 00:36:46,468
I don't have a check.
1105
00:36:46,552 --> 00:36:49,166
They're not, I don't have a check.
1106
00:36:49,250 --> 00:36:50,733
The-wha-they're not gonna,
1107
00:36:50,817 --> 00:36:52,474
they are not paying
me, it's fine, just go.
1108
00:36:52,558 --> 00:36:56,652
They're-st, they are literally
standing there at the door
1109
00:36:56,736 --> 00:36:58,001
like a family looking at us.
1110
00:36:58,085 --> 00:36:59,220
Why are they not paying you Cam?
1111
00:36:59,304 --> 00:37:00,656
Because they caught me with a fucking
1112
00:37:00,740 --> 00:37:02,005
porn tape in their VCR,
1113
00:37:02,089 --> 00:37:03,311
I understand where they're coming from.
1114
00:37:03,395 --> 00:37:04,312
Na-uh, na-uh.
1115
00:37:04,396 --> 00:37:05,791
What are you doing?
1116
00:37:05,875 --> 00:37:07,053
Don't do, this is ridiculous,
you are being, this is,
1117
00:37:07,137 --> 00:37:07,880
are you kidding me?
1118
00:37:11,751 --> 00:37:14,235
Hi, sweetie, can I talk to your parents?
1119
00:37:14,319 --> 00:37:16,019
- Sure.
- Thank you.
1120
00:37:16,103 --> 00:37:16,930
Dads!
1121
00:37:20,281 --> 00:37:21,677
Hon, would you mind
excusing us for a second?
1122
00:37:21,761 --> 00:37:22,504
Sure.
1123
00:37:22,588 --> 00:37:23,505
Okay, thank you.
1124
00:37:23,589 --> 00:37:25,202
And what do you want?
1125
00:37:25,286 --> 00:37:26,595
I understand that there's
been a bit of a problem with
1126
00:37:26,679 --> 00:37:28,379
you paying Cam and to the
best of my knowledge he
1127
00:37:28,463 --> 00:37:30,599
fulfilled every duty that
he needed to as a babysitter.
1128
00:37:30,683 --> 00:37:32,688
You're child was fed,
you're child was put to bed,
1129
00:37:32,772 --> 00:37:34,342
and was safe through the night.
1130
00:37:34,426 --> 00:37:36,431
So you need to pay him.
1131
00:37:36,515 --> 00:37:37,562
Um.
1132
00:37:37,646 --> 00:37:38,781
So if you wanna go get your check
1133
00:37:38,865 --> 00:37:41,262
right now that would be appreciated.
1134
00:37:41,346 --> 00:37:43,264
No need to get my checkbook, here.
1135
00:37:43,348 --> 00:37:45,570
Great, you two have a great day.
1136
00:37:45,654 --> 00:37:47,572
I'm so glad I'm with you.
1137
00:38:03,368 --> 00:38:05,764
I am incredibly turned on right now.
1138
00:38:05,848 --> 00:38:08,158
Like super turned on, you know that right?
1139
00:38:09,678 --> 00:38:10,639
Babe!
1140
00:38:26,260 --> 00:38:28,091
You said you were competent
enough to be a babysitter.
1141
00:38:28,175 --> 00:38:30,311
I did not give you that tape so that
1142
00:38:30,395 --> 00:38:32,443
you could play it at the fucking house.
1143
00:38:32,527 --> 00:38:34,053
Dude, I know, like it was
a stupid thing, I agree.
1144
00:38:34,137 --> 00:38:35,577
What were you thinking, Hank
called Renee, and then Renee
1145
00:38:35,661 --> 00:38:37,100
bitched me out for like two hours.
1146
00:38:37,184 --> 00:38:38,754
I almost lost my job!
1147
00:38:38,838 --> 00:38:40,625
I vouched for you, I
had to say I found you
1148
00:38:40,709 --> 00:38:43,324
off of Craigslist, you
are a craigslist pervert.
1149
00:38:43,408 --> 00:38:46,762
You are so dumb, like how
could you not be trusted
1150
00:38:46,846 --> 00:38:49,330
to do this, you can't
be trusted with kids.
1151
00:38:49,414 --> 00:38:51,462
You can't be trusted with anything.
1152
00:38:51,546 --> 00:38:52,594
A 16-year-old girl knows,
1153
00:38:52,678 --> 00:38:54,335
I'm not going to watch porn
1154
00:38:54,419 --> 00:38:55,292
Dude.
1155
00:38:55,376 --> 00:38:56,772
and leave it in the VCR.
1156
00:38:59,728 --> 00:39:02,604
Alright listen up everybody
apparently Lucile is too
1157
00:39:02,688 --> 00:39:04,867
pregnant to do her job
and now I have roots.
1158
00:39:04,951 --> 00:39:07,609
So if anybody knows anybody
that will work for $10 an hour
1159
00:39:07,693 --> 00:39:11,177
plus benefits, minimum benefits.
1160
00:39:11,261 --> 00:39:15,440
Send them my way, I don't
have time for this shit.
1161
00:39:37,810 --> 00:39:42,644
Tomorrow you're starting work
as a secretary at my office.
1162
00:39:42,728 --> 00:39:43,555
I'm what?
1163
00:39:45,034 --> 00:39:47,649
So these are our beads
please don't touch them okay?
1164
00:39:47,733 --> 00:39:48,824
I'm not touching anything.
1165
00:39:48,908 --> 00:39:49,825
- Now, this is my work.
- Good morning.
1166
00:39:49,909 --> 00:39:51,566
Ca-Cam, focus, this is my work.
1167
00:39:51,650 --> 00:39:53,481
I need you to be professional, no stop!
1168
00:39:53,565 --> 00:39:56,832
No, no PDA, no, it's not allowed.
1169
00:39:56,916 --> 00:39:58,660
Okay, we are in a business
setting so you need to get your
1170
00:39:58,744 --> 00:40:00,662
find focused on to that.
1171
00:40:00,746 --> 00:40:03,055
Here's a desk, this is your desk okay.
1172
00:40:03,139 --> 00:40:04,883
You have your phone your
stapler, you have everything you
1173
00:40:04,967 --> 00:40:06,189
need, just answer the phones.
1174
00:40:06,273 --> 00:40:07,408
You really think I should be a secretary?
1175
00:40:07,492 --> 00:40:08,931
This like, is this going to work?
1176
00:40:09,015 --> 00:40:10,106
Cam, you're an actor, act
like you are a secretary.
1177
00:40:11,931 --> 00:40:13,892
Kristine Kauai, please hold.
1178
00:40:15,500 --> 00:40:16,373
See, easy peasy,
alright, pretend you're in
1179
00:40:16,457 --> 00:40:19,028
a Christopher Guest movie.
1180
00:40:19,112 --> 00:40:20,856
I just, where are you go-hmm.
1181
00:40:24,596 --> 00:40:27,950
Thank you for holding how
may I direct your call?
1182
00:40:28,034 --> 00:40:29,949
Uhhhhhh, I'm sorry who?
1183
00:40:31,037 --> 00:40:31,864
Tong?
1184
00:40:33,343 --> 00:40:37,786
Gonoh, Tong, from Viet-
you're calling from Vietnam?
1185
00:40:37,870 --> 00:40:40,049
Holy shit, uh, one sec.
1186
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:43,748
Is there anyone around?
1187
00:40:43,832 --> 00:40:44,964
I got a Tong!
1188
00:40:46,792 --> 00:40:48,971
I got a Tong from Vietnam
on the phone someone?
1189
00:40:53,799 --> 00:40:55,717
Okay, I like the muted palette.
1190
00:40:55,801 --> 00:40:57,066
Yeah it's nice.
1191
00:40:57,150 --> 00:40:58,067
But it's also what needs something.
1192
00:40:58,151 --> 00:40:58,894
Hey.
1193
00:40:58,978 --> 00:41:00,548
- Very sleepy.
- Hey.
1194
00:41:00,632 --> 00:41:01,418
- What are you doing?
- I'm working.
1195
00:41:01,502 --> 00:41:02,463
We're working Cam.
1196
00:41:02,547 --> 00:41:03,725
I know Kaylee I can see that.
1197
00:41:03,809 --> 00:41:05,117
Babe you can't be back here.
1198
00:41:05,201 --> 00:41:06,423
I'm just looking this
is, this is incredible.
1199
00:41:06,507 --> 00:41:07,729
Look at this place.
1200
00:41:07,813 --> 00:41:08,556
Yeah, it's where the work happens.
1201
00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:09,426
Yeah.
1202
00:41:09,510 --> 00:41:10,340
I'm just saying hi.
1203
00:41:12,208 --> 00:41:13,125
- I know hi, I'll see you at home.
- Shh, oh no, phone, okay bye.
1204
00:41:13,209 --> 00:41:14,910
- Okay.
- Bye.
1205
00:41:14,994 --> 00:41:16,564
You should tell him not to run like that.
1206
00:41:17,518 --> 00:41:19,567
He looks like a woman.
1207
00:41:19,651 --> 00:41:22,352
Uhhh, do you know her extension?
1208
00:41:22,436 --> 00:41:26,658
You don't, hold on I can find
it, one sec, please hold.
1209
00:41:27,833 --> 00:41:29,577
Uh, here you go, I'm
going to transfer you now.
1210
00:41:29,661 --> 00:41:30,488
You too.
1211
00:41:37,538 --> 00:41:40,196
Excuse me can I help you?
1212
00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:41,023
Hi.
1213
00:41:41,107 --> 00:41:42,285
Hi.
1214
00:41:42,369 --> 00:41:43,765
Sorry about that, urgh, Jezzus.
1215
00:41:43,849 --> 00:41:45,201
Is there someone helping you?
1216
00:41:45,285 --> 00:41:48,378
What, no I work here,
I'm sorry, um, hi I'm Cam.
1217
00:41:48,462 --> 00:41:50,772
I-er-am, I am working at the, the um.
1218
00:41:52,248 --> 00:41:53,514
Filling in for er a Lucile
it is I believe it was.
1219
00:41:53,598 --> 00:41:55,034
Yeah, who, uh.
1220
00:41:55,948 --> 00:41:57,300
Oh, Alice, Alice.
1221
00:41:57,384 --> 00:41:58,910
You're Bette right, I
think we may have actually
1222
00:41:58,994 --> 00:42:02,305
Yeah, uh, hi, Bette Finklestien
you can call me Bette.
1223
00:42:02,389 --> 00:42:05,395
I will, you be-you betcha!
1224
00:42:05,479 --> 00:42:06,222
No?
1225
00:42:07,612 --> 00:42:09,486
Kristine Kauai.
1226
00:42:09,570 --> 00:42:10,528
Please hold.
1227
00:42:13,574 --> 00:42:14,709
Hey what are you doing tonight.
1228
00:42:14,793 --> 00:42:15,840
I don't know, probably going home.
1229
00:42:15,924 --> 00:42:16,972
You should come out to happy hour.
1230
00:42:17,056 --> 00:42:17,799
Yeah!
1231
00:42:17,883 --> 00:42:18,800
Come on.
1232
00:42:18,884 --> 00:42:19,627
Yes.
1233
00:42:19,711 --> 00:42:20,802
You should come too!
1234
00:42:20,886 --> 00:42:21,629
I'm going to happy hour, we are all,
1235
00:42:21,713 --> 00:42:22,543
babe everyone's going.
1236
00:42:22,627 --> 00:42:23,805
- Happy hour?
- Yeah.
1237
00:42:23,889 --> 00:42:24,849
Everyone's going to happy hour.
1238
00:42:24,933 --> 00:42:25,981
If you decide to come, text me.
1239
00:42:26,065 --> 00:42:26,982
- Alright.
- Bye.
1240
00:42:27,066 --> 00:42:29,459
- Nice meeting you both.
- Bye.
1241
00:42:30,896 --> 00:42:33,684
First day of work,
look at you working man.
1242
00:42:33,768 --> 00:42:36,466
Thank you, I still feel really,
1243
00:42:38,251 --> 00:42:39,821
terrible.
1244
00:42:39,905 --> 00:42:40,996
I would kinda like to buy you
a drink and make it up to you.
1245
00:42:41,080 --> 00:42:41,997
And I really don't want to sleep on the
1246
00:42:42,081 --> 00:42:42,911
couch again tonight, so.
1247
00:42:42,995 --> 00:42:44,260
Oowwe, is that what it is?
1248
00:42:44,344 --> 00:42:45,087
It's everything.
1249
00:42:45,171 --> 00:42:46,349
That's what it is.
1250
00:42:46,433 --> 00:42:47,263
I will buy you a drink, please, honestly.
1251
00:42:47,347 --> 00:42:48,569
Um, the drinks are like $16.
1252
00:42:48,653 --> 00:42:49,395
Are you serious?
1253
00:42:49,479 --> 00:42:50,962
Yeah.
1254
00:42:51,046 --> 00:42:52,921
- Whose, that is so expensive for a drink.
- I know.
1255
00:42:53,005 --> 00:42:54,400
Let's, I'll buy a
drink and we'll share it.
1256
00:42:54,484 --> 00:42:55,271
It's like, they are my
co-workers you know what I mean,
1257
00:42:55,355 --> 00:42:56,925
I don't really want to like
1258
00:42:57,009 --> 00:42:58,361
They are my co-workers too.
1259
00:42:58,445 --> 00:43:00,102
Come on, one drink, one drink.
1260
00:43:00,186 --> 00:43:01,669
Yes.
1261
00:43:01,753 --> 00:43:03,845
Cam deserves a drink, he
survived one whole day of work.
1262
00:43:05,539 --> 00:43:06,761
Well I have worked before
Kaylee, but thank you for that.
1263
00:43:06,845 --> 00:43:09,024
Okay, well real work,
so, I'm buying alright,
1264
00:43:09,108 --> 00:43:10,852
I have been giving you
a lot of shit, I'll just
1265
00:43:10,936 --> 00:43:12,027
You are buying?
1266
00:43:12,111 --> 00:43:13,071
Yes I'm buying.
1267
00:43:13,155 --> 00:43:14,508
Alright, well-if-she's, I mean.
1268
00:43:14,592 --> 00:43:15,857
Oh, okay, alright, I
can't say no to free booze,
1269
00:43:15,941 --> 00:43:16,771
so alright.
1270
00:43:16,855 --> 00:43:17,685
Come on let's go, let's go.
1271
00:43:17,769 --> 00:43:18,947
Let me just finish up and
1272
00:43:19,031 --> 00:43:20,035
Why are you so sweaty, why are you sweaty?
1273
00:43:20,119 --> 00:43:20,949
Because it's hot in here Kaylee.
1274
00:43:21,033 --> 00:43:22,211
I'm answering phones all day.
1275
00:43:22,295 --> 00:43:24,039
Stop working, please
let's go have some fun.
1276
00:43:24,123 --> 00:43:25,475
Okay, alright, okay, no
I'm done, I'm done, I'm done.
1277
00:43:25,559 --> 00:43:28,696
Totally done number 72, done, sample.
1278
00:43:28,780 --> 00:43:29,740
Yes, you're the bitch, take her purse.
1279
00:43:29,824 --> 00:43:31,873
Uh, I will take this, my what?
1280
00:43:31,957 --> 00:43:33,091
She just call you a bitch?
1281
00:43:33,175 --> 00:43:34,397
No, that you are my bitch.
1282
00:43:34,481 --> 00:43:35,920
How was your day.
1283
00:43:36,004 --> 00:43:36,965
- Hey how was your day?
- It was good, it was good.
1284
00:43:37,049 --> 00:43:38,357
- You had a good day?
- Yeah.
1285
00:43:38,441 --> 00:43:40,055
He-thank-you- not in
the work place, you can't.
1286
00:43:40,139 --> 00:43:40,882
Look at you.
1287
00:43:40,966 --> 00:43:42,231
I'm learning.
1288
00:43:48,713 --> 00:43:51,066
Always, and I'll be like it's
time for you to spoon me and
1289
00:43:51,150 --> 00:43:55,287
I'll roll over and ohhh babe no be around,
1290
00:43:55,371 --> 00:43:56,419
oh-oh-kay fine.
1291
00:43:56,503 --> 00:43:57,725
I know right.
1292
00:43:57,809 --> 00:43:59,074
You know, and we are
on, we're on the ride.
1293
00:43:59,158 --> 00:44:00,684
And she's like getting
all nauseous and stuff.
1294
00:44:00,768 --> 00:44:02,207
And she's like you know I gotta
get off, I gotta-it's it's a
1295
00:44:02,291 --> 00:44:03,469
Ferris wheel like, you know
in Santa Monica, it's like
1296
00:44:03,553 --> 00:44:05,080
He always tells this story.
1297
00:44:05,164 --> 00:44:07,517
I always cause it, stopped,
it stops, the cart kind of
1298
00:44:07,601 --> 00:44:10,085
you know, like swings back and
forth and like she's afraid
1299
00:44:10,169 --> 00:44:12,043
of heights and I'm afraid of heights.
1300
00:44:12,127 --> 00:44:13,479
- So it's just like.
- You both are afraid of
heights, and you went on it?
1301
00:44:13,563 --> 00:44:14,742
Yes.
1302
00:44:14,826 --> 00:44:15,960
We wanted to have an adventure!
1303
00:44:16,044 --> 00:44:18,220
We wanted to have an adventure.
1304
00:44:33,105 --> 00:44:34,457
I love you babe.
1305
00:44:34,541 --> 00:44:35,629
I love you.
1306
00:44:44,203 --> 00:44:45,294
Um, what, what are you doing?
1307
00:44:45,378 --> 00:44:46,121
What are you?
1308
00:44:46,205 --> 00:44:47,818
Sh-what.
1309
00:44:47,902 --> 00:44:49,167
- What are you doing, are
you going for my butt.
- What!?!
1310
00:44:49,251 --> 00:44:51,256
Are you going for my butt?
1311
00:44:51,340 --> 00:44:52,344
- I'm trying something, I'm
trying something, wha-what?
- No-no-no, no, no.
1312
00:44:52,428 --> 00:44:53,258
I don't, I don't.
1313
00:44:53,342 --> 00:44:53,998
Come on, let me try something.
1314
00:44:54,082 --> 00:44:55,652
I don't want that no.
1315
00:44:55,736 --> 00:44:56,566
Babe, babe, babe, come on,
I'm trying to be creative, I'm
1316
00:44:56,650 --> 00:44:57,828
trying to bring some romance,
1317
00:44:57,912 --> 00:44:59,482
come on 50 shades of
Cam, 50 shades of Cam.
1318
00:45:00,741 --> 00:45:03,965
Just the tip, seriously, please, please?
1319
00:45:04,049 --> 00:45:05,967
Just the tip.
1320
00:45:06,051 --> 00:45:07,443
Seriously, okay.
1321
00:45:12,144 --> 00:45:13,278
Yeah, she's not in today.
1322
00:45:13,362 --> 00:45:17,152
I will uh, you got it, okay, alright bye.
1323
00:45:17,236 --> 00:45:18,153
- Hey, Bette.
- How's it going Cam?
1324
00:45:18,237 --> 00:45:19,241
Good.
1325
00:45:19,325 --> 00:45:20,721
How are you getting along here.
1326
00:45:20,805 --> 00:45:22,331
Uh, it's good, I appreciate
the, I appreciate it,
1327
00:45:22,415 --> 00:45:24,420
I appreciate it, I'm,
I'm I, I-heya, uh yeah.
1328
00:45:24,504 --> 00:45:26,509
It's been a good you know,
sit-day two but ta-ha.
1329
00:45:26,593 --> 00:45:27,728
Hmmum.
1330
00:45:27,812 --> 00:45:28,990
I think I'm sliding right in you know.
1331
00:45:29,074 --> 00:45:31,732
How are you and
Alice uh, doing?
1332
00:45:31,816 --> 00:45:34,038
Good, yeah, I mean you know relationships
1333
00:45:34,122 --> 00:45:35,997
have ups and downs but.
1334
00:45:36,081 --> 00:45:37,172
Let me just give you some advise.
1335
00:45:37,256 --> 00:45:38,739
Okay.
1336
00:45:38,823 --> 00:45:41,002
Really don't talk about
being in a relationship here.
1337
00:45:41,086 --> 00:45:42,351
Right, because.
1338
00:45:42,435 --> 00:45:43,569
Got it.
1339
00:45:43,653 --> 00:45:44,875
Yeah, no that makes sense, I'm sorry.
1340
00:45:44,959 --> 00:45:46,181
Did you ever work in an office before?
1341
00:45:46,265 --> 00:45:47,269
Ah, oh yeah, sure, sure, sure, I've done
1342
00:45:47,353 --> 00:45:48,009
a lot of office work, PA work, yeah.
1343
00:45:48,093 --> 00:45:49,314
Okay, uhuh.
1344
00:45:49,398 --> 00:45:50,141
Film set stuff, I've
been on film sets a lot.
1345
00:45:50,225 --> 00:45:51,012
Uhuh, okay.
1346
00:45:51,096 --> 00:45:52,187
Yeah.
1347
00:45:52,271 --> 00:45:53,667
Let me ask you a question?
1348
00:45:53,751 --> 00:45:55,451
Let me start here, what do
you think about my shoes?
1349
00:45:55,535 --> 00:45:59,237
Uh, I mean they are kind
of, they remind me of,
1350
00:45:59,321 --> 00:46:02,023
like uh, like uh, medieval sort of thing.
1351
00:46:02,107 --> 00:46:03,285
But I mean do you like them.
1352
00:46:03,369 --> 00:46:04,852
Yeah, I mean sure, real nice.
1353
00:46:04,936 --> 00:46:06,027
Like if I were to get them closer.
1354
00:46:06,111 --> 00:46:09,114
A- huh, um, I think that maybe,
1355
00:46:10,289 --> 00:46:13,469
now they are a little scarier
then they were before.
1356
00:46:13,553 --> 00:46:14,296
- HmmmM.
- Perhaps.
1357
00:46:14,380 --> 00:46:15,863
HmmmM.
1358
00:46:15,947 --> 00:46:17,299
Maybe a little too close for,
I mean, you know the office.
1359
00:46:17,383 --> 00:46:18,909
No offense but, you know
1360
00:46:18,993 --> 00:46:21,042
does she like to collect stray puppies?
1361
00:46:21,126 --> 00:46:25,220
Like what is it about
you that she finds so
1362
00:46:25,304 --> 00:46:26,830
intriguing?
1363
00:46:26,914 --> 00:46:30,138
Cause I always wonder when I
see a guy like you with a girl
1364
00:46:30,222 --> 00:46:34,055
like Alice, what's happening in this area?
1365
00:46:34,139 --> 00:46:36,579
Just a standard five and a half you know.
1366
00:46:36,663 --> 00:46:39,103
Just kinda, that's how it goes.
1367
00:46:39,187 --> 00:46:41,410
I have a hard time
believing that to be true.
1368
00:46:41,494 --> 00:46:43,673
Well, I wish that was
not true, but a, you know.
1369
00:46:43,757 --> 00:46:45,893
What if I take the shoe off?
1370
00:46:45,977 --> 00:46:48,243
What's happening down in the crotch area.
1371
00:46:48,327 --> 00:46:49,244
Hm-ha.
1372
00:46:49,328 --> 00:46:51,246
I call it a Federline.
1373
00:46:51,330 --> 00:46:54,118
Like what's the magic wand,
1374
00:46:54,202 --> 00:46:56,164
that makes that relationship sing.
1375
00:46:56,248 --> 00:46:58,166
That is just-ta, uh.
1376
00:46:58,250 --> 00:46:59,776
So far I'm not really getting anything.
1377
00:46:59,860 --> 00:47:01,430
No, I'm just trying to hold
back Bette because I think
1378
00:47:01,514 --> 00:47:02,736
this is might be a little bit
inappropriate for the office.
1379
00:47:02,820 --> 00:47:03,780
You know what I'm saying
I really should not be
1380
00:47:03,864 --> 00:47:05,086
doing this right now.
1381
00:47:05,170 --> 00:47:06,261
Don't get so flustered.
1382
00:47:06,345 --> 00:47:07,175
I have a girlfriend and she works
1383
00:47:07,259 --> 00:47:08,916
just down the hall and I just.
1384
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:10,439
- I know where she is.
- I just feel like.
1385
00:47:10,523 --> 00:47:11,745
She's not going to leave
there, unless I tell her to.
1386
00:47:11,829 --> 00:47:13,094
Well I just feel like,
yep, there he goes, opp.
1387
00:47:13,178 --> 00:47:14,008
Yeah.
1388
00:47:14,092 --> 00:47:14,922
It's moving, it's moving.
1389
00:47:15,006 --> 00:47:16,532
Oh, that's getting impressive.
1390
00:47:16,616 --> 00:47:18,099
I really Bette, I, I don't
want to be rude, and I, I your
1391
00:47:18,183 --> 00:47:20,101
my boss but I just think that maybe this
1392
00:47:20,185 --> 00:47:21,189
What if I go back there?
1393
00:47:21,273 --> 00:47:23,104
That's my asshole.
1394
00:47:24,406 --> 00:47:24,801
Shouldn't we get the, should I get this.
1395
00:47:24,885 --> 00:47:26,150
No.
1396
00:47:26,234 --> 00:47:26,977
I think we're good
on the phones right now.
1397
00:47:30,108 --> 00:47:32,678
Uhm, let's talk about this later.
1398
00:47:32,762 --> 00:47:34,289
To be continued.
1399
00:47:34,373 --> 00:47:35,116
Uhm.
1400
00:47:37,898 --> 00:47:38,725
Okay.
1401
00:47:41,467 --> 00:47:42,294
Holy shit.
1402
00:47:45,906 --> 00:47:47,824
Come in.
1403
00:47:47,908 --> 00:47:48,866
Uh, Bette,
1404
00:47:50,476 --> 00:47:54,309
um, so I just need to uh,
you know, what just happened
1405
00:47:54,393 --> 00:47:56,833
out there, I need to obviously say I think
1406
00:47:56,917 --> 00:47:59,662
it was probably inappropriate
what you just did.
1407
00:47:59,746 --> 00:48:00,489
At the desk over there.
1408
00:48:00,573 --> 00:48:01,707
What I just did?
1409
00:48:01,791 --> 00:48:03,318
Uh, with your foot on my, you know?
1410
00:48:03,402 --> 00:48:05,146
- Do me a favor.
- Yes.
1411
00:48:05,230 --> 00:48:07,235
Don't try to a, railroad over me.
1412
00:48:07,319 --> 00:48:08,845
I'm not doing anything over you Bette.
1413
00:48:08,929 --> 00:48:10,281
Like that's my whole point.
1414
00:48:10,365 --> 00:48:11,979
You're not going to be
happy the way it turns out.
1415
00:48:12,063 --> 00:48:13,981
I just don't think you are
understanding where I'm coming
1416
00:48:14,065 --> 00:48:15,721
from here, I'm not trying to
be rude, I'm not going to say
1417
00:48:15,805 --> 00:48:17,680
anything, but it's sexual
harassment, which is fine.
1418
00:48:17,764 --> 00:48:18,942
I'm not going to say anything.
1419
00:48:19,026 --> 00:48:20,161
I'm not going to say
anything, but you please
1420
00:48:20,245 --> 00:48:21,684
You're right, you're absolutely right
1421
00:48:21,768 --> 00:48:23,338
it is sexual harassment.
1422
00:48:23,422 --> 00:48:24,818
Yes, thank you.
1423
00:48:24,902 --> 00:48:25,906
But I am going to say
something, because at this point
1424
00:48:25,990 --> 00:48:27,995
it's your word against mine.
1425
00:48:28,079 --> 00:48:30,429
No, I please can we just?
1426
00:48:32,257 --> 00:48:34,781
Bette, seriously, like, just.
1427
00:48:37,262 --> 00:48:38,353
Bette!
1428
00:48:38,437 --> 00:48:39,264
Hey babe.
1429
00:48:41,179 --> 00:48:42,357
This was a terrible idea.
1430
00:48:42,441 --> 00:48:43,662
Don't listen to her at all.
1431
00:48:43,746 --> 00:48:44,925
He just sexually
harassed me, in my office.
1432
00:48:45,009 --> 00:48:47,014
- What are you talking about?
- What?
1433
00:48:47,098 --> 00:48:48,406
He touched me in my office
and he needs to leave right
1434
00:48:48,490 --> 00:48:50,756
now, and if I were you I'd
get my head in the game.
1435
00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:52,541
You're barely hanging on by a thread.
1436
00:48:52,625 --> 00:48:54,195
No, I,
1437
00:48:54,279 --> 00:48:55,761
I just wonder if maybe there
was a little miscommunication?
1438
00:48:55,845 --> 00:48:57,372
Yes.
1439
00:48:57,456 --> 00:49:00,070
Because I don't see Cam
being the predator type.
1440
00:49:00,154 --> 00:49:02,290
Do I look stupid to you or crazy?
1441
00:49:02,374 --> 00:49:04,031
No, I wasn't saying that you were stupid.
1442
00:49:04,115 --> 00:49:08,600
These woman in here, and
Fred, are my responsibility.
1443
00:49:08,684 --> 00:49:10,211
I understand that.
1444
00:49:10,295 --> 00:49:11,908
And if he's going to be off
the leash being a predator
1445
00:49:11,992 --> 00:49:14,563
and attacking people
in my work environment
1446
00:49:14,647 --> 00:49:16,217
that's my responsibility.
1447
00:49:16,301 --> 00:49:17,392
I'm not attacking people
in your work environment.
1448
00:49:17,476 --> 00:49:18,915
And I don't need to get sued because
1449
00:49:18,999 --> 00:49:20,569
this guy can't keep it in his pants.
1450
00:49:20,653 --> 00:49:21,396
Of course, of course.
1451
00:49:21,480 --> 00:49:22,745
Oh, my gawd!
1452
00:49:22,829 --> 00:49:24,094
Did you take it out of your pants?
1453
00:49:24,178 --> 00:49:25,400
- Not only that,
- I was sticking up for you.
1454
00:49:25,484 --> 00:49:26,836
He shoved his crotch
into the side of my arm
1455
00:49:26,920 --> 00:49:28,403
She had her toe in my butt
hole, more than the tip,
1456
00:49:28,487 --> 00:49:29,665
it was like the whole thing,
she was sexually harassing me
1457
00:49:29,749 --> 00:49:30,971
I was sticking up for you and I was saying
1458
00:49:31,055 --> 00:49:32,755
I have a girlfriend and
that you cannot do this.
1459
00:49:32,839 --> 00:49:33,799
Cam, Cam!
1460
00:49:33,883 --> 00:49:35,062
The issue is not,
1461
00:49:35,146 --> 00:49:36,324
You need to shut up, calm down.
1462
00:49:36,408 --> 00:49:38,587
Excuse me, are you
telling me to calm down?
1463
00:49:38,671 --> 00:49:40,241
No, I'm no, I'm no.
1464
00:49:40,325 --> 00:49:42,156
Listen missy, and you're
trying to boss me around?
1465
00:49:42,240 --> 00:49:43,331
No, no, no.
1466
00:49:43,415 --> 00:49:44,767
Because you have to have this puppy.
1467
00:49:44,851 --> 00:49:45,594
I just think that the
tempers are a little high.
1468
00:49:45,678 --> 00:49:47,291
Her foot was in.
1469
00:49:47,375 --> 00:49:48,771
- And maybe if we could
just calm down a little.
- You know what?
1470
00:49:48,855 --> 00:49:49,990
Easy fix then,
I'll tell you what.
1471
00:49:50,074 --> 00:49:52,253
He's gonna leave today, five minutes.
1472
00:49:52,337 --> 00:49:54,603
If he's not you better
have the police in here.
1473
00:49:54,687 --> 00:49:56,431
And you are gonna go with him.
1474
00:49:56,515 --> 00:49:59,608
I don't appreciate what you
brought into my business.
1475
00:49:59,692 --> 00:50:00,870
Don't appreciate it.
1476
00:50:00,954 --> 00:50:03,612
And I gave you a shot,
I believed in you.
1477
00:50:03,696 --> 00:50:07,352
This was more important,
well you got it now.
1478
00:50:13,532 --> 00:50:14,623
Uh, Alice.
1479
00:50:14,707 --> 00:50:17,579
Don't talk to me, don't talk to me.
1480
00:50:21,888 --> 00:50:24,502
Nice work Cam.
1481
00:50:24,586 --> 00:50:26,678
That was not my fault.
1482
00:50:26,762 --> 00:50:28,332
Nothing is ever your fault is it?
1483
00:50:28,416 --> 00:50:32,467
That was not, Kaylee, this
woman is, she had her toe
1484
00:50:32,551 --> 00:50:33,816
I don't want to hear it.
1485
00:50:33,900 --> 00:50:34,643
In and around my asshole, she did!
1486
00:50:34,727 --> 00:50:36,297
Please, just.
1487
00:50:36,381 --> 00:50:37,298
She took her shoe off and
she put her toe in my butt.
1488
00:50:37,382 --> 00:50:39,126
Please just go.
1489
00:50:39,210 --> 00:50:40,037
Jezzus.
1490
00:50:59,839 --> 00:51:03,498
I mean, you know babe
this, like, I mean honestly.
1491
00:51:03,582 --> 00:51:05,326
Like, this could be a good thing for you.
1492
00:51:05,410 --> 00:51:08,938
I mean you could have a
lot of time now honestly,
1493
00:51:09,022 --> 00:51:10,200
to like work on your drawings.
1494
00:51:10,284 --> 00:51:12,072
And like work on your designs,
1495
00:51:12,156 --> 00:51:15,072
like you don't have to go and be so
1496
00:51:17,248 --> 00:51:18,339
unappreciated.
1497
00:51:18,423 --> 00:51:19,166
You know by
1498
00:51:19,250 --> 00:51:20,776
Seriously?
1499
00:51:20,860 --> 00:51:21,690
Yeah, what?
1500
00:51:21,774 --> 00:51:23,866
Are you kidding me right now?
1501
00:51:23,950 --> 00:51:25,256
I loved my job,
1502
00:51:26,605 --> 00:51:28,523
and what do you do.
1503
00:51:28,607 --> 00:51:32,179
You come to my work, you get me fired.
1504
00:51:32,263 --> 00:51:34,355
Because I trusted you.
1505
00:51:34,439 --> 00:51:37,184
Because I believed in you.
1506
00:51:37,268 --> 00:51:39,618
To just, just answer a phone.
1507
00:51:41,185 --> 00:51:45,279
And I can't, I can't
even trust you with that.
1508
00:51:45,363 --> 00:51:48,543
I don't want to be your mom Cam.
1509
00:51:48,627 --> 00:51:49,892
I don't know what you are saying.
1510
00:51:49,976 --> 00:51:51,198
I just don't know what you are saying.
1511
00:51:51,282 --> 00:51:53,287
I mean, I don't know.
1512
00:51:53,371 --> 00:51:54,198
I can't.
1513
00:51:55,851 --> 00:51:57,421
I love you.
1514
00:51:57,505 --> 00:51:58,727
I love you.
1515
00:51:58,811 --> 00:52:01,553
But I don't think that's enough.
1516
00:52:02,815 --> 00:52:04,512
Just can't I'm sorry.
1517
00:52:26,317 --> 00:52:29,410
I am so excited.
Cam!
1518
00:52:29,494 --> 00:52:30,454
Hey, hey.
1519
00:52:30,538 --> 00:52:31,412
Wowa, heyya.
1520
00:52:31,496 --> 00:52:32,239
Cam.
1521
00:52:32,323 --> 00:52:33,631
Mr. Rivera.
1522
00:52:33,715 --> 00:52:35,155
- How are you, good to see you.
- Good to see you.
1523
00:52:35,239 --> 00:52:36,808
Yeah.
1524
00:52:36,892 --> 00:52:37,853
Mrs. Rivera how are you,
oh my God Jees louis, wha-um.
1525
00:52:37,937 --> 00:52:39,333
- Surprise.
- Okay.
1526
00:52:39,417 --> 00:52:40,160
Surprise.
1527
00:52:40,244 --> 00:52:41,117
There you go.
1528
00:52:41,201 --> 00:52:42,466
I can't wait to see my girl.
1529
00:52:42,550 --> 00:52:43,337
Let's go, she's right up there.
1530
00:52:43,421 --> 00:52:44,251
Let's go.
1531
00:52:44,335 --> 00:52:45,600
Come on, upstairs here.
1532
00:52:45,684 --> 00:52:47,555
Je-ya-uo-ya upstairs.
1533
00:52:48,861 --> 00:52:50,170
Hurry up Cam.
1534
00:52:50,254 --> 00:52:53,608
Okay, there's, so there's no elevator?
1535
00:52:53,692 --> 00:52:55,436
What is that noise?
1536
00:52:55,520 --> 00:52:56,263
It's Cam.
1537
00:52:56,347 --> 00:52:57,612
Oh, okay.
1538
00:52:57,696 --> 00:52:59,135
The hike over the mountains.
1539
00:52:59,219 --> 00:53:00,658
Did you really?
Come on in guys.
1540
00:53:00,742 --> 00:53:02,443
Amazing.
1541
00:53:02,527 --> 00:53:03,705
Okay.
1542
00:53:03,789 --> 00:53:05,620
Hey babe, um, your parents are here.
1543
00:53:05,704 --> 00:53:07,187
Okay, thank you.
1544
00:53:07,271 --> 00:53:10,230
Of course, no, please, come on in.
1545
00:53:13,799 --> 00:53:15,456
Where is she?
1546
00:53:17,368 --> 00:53:18,543
Oh my God, hi!
1547
00:53:20,762 --> 00:53:23,638
Look at you, look at you,
look at you, look at you.
1548
00:53:23,722 --> 00:53:25,553
- Oh God what a surprise.
- You look so tired.
1549
00:53:25,637 --> 00:53:26,467
Honey she
1550
00:53:26,551 --> 00:53:27,468
What's wrong with your hair?
1551
00:53:27,552 --> 00:53:28,469
Honey you are fine.
1552
00:53:28,553 --> 00:53:29,383
Hi dad.
1553
00:53:29,467 --> 00:53:31,036
What's wrong with your hair.
1554
00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:33,517
What are you guys doing here?
1555
00:53:33,601 --> 00:53:35,519
We are here on our layover.
1556
00:53:35,603 --> 00:53:36,477
Hawaii.
1557
00:53:36,561 --> 00:53:38,827
Oh, uh, the 2nd honeymoon.
1558
00:53:38,911 --> 00:53:41,873
That's right we're going to
the leper colony of Maloki.
1559
00:53:41,957 --> 00:53:43,658
Maloki, they have a museum there.
1560
00:53:43,742 --> 00:53:45,007
It's absolutely beautiful.
1561
00:53:45,091 --> 00:53:47,227
And then the largest
sea cliffs in the world.
1562
00:53:47,311 --> 00:53:48,358
But you can't dive off of them.
1563
00:53:48,442 --> 00:53:49,838
It's amazing.
1564
00:53:49,922 --> 00:53:51,056
No, no, I don't think you
we can visit those at all.
1565
00:53:51,140 --> 00:53:52,014
No, no, no.
1566
00:53:52,098 --> 00:53:52,841
Honey you look so tired.
1567
00:53:52,925 --> 00:53:54,059
Rested, rested.
1568
00:53:54,143 --> 00:53:55,670
I was I was taking a nap and I uh.
1569
00:53:55,754 --> 00:53:58,586
Oh, I'm so sorry did we wake you up honey?
1570
00:53:58,670 --> 00:53:59,543
I'm so sorry.
1571
00:53:59,627 --> 00:54:00,370
Oh, no, no, it's fine.
1572
00:54:00,454 --> 00:54:01,328
I'm so glad, I was just
1573
00:54:01,412 --> 00:54:03,330
Are you working too much?
1574
00:54:03,414 --> 00:54:06,507
Oh, gosh, they keep me so busy at work.
1575
00:54:06,591 --> 00:54:07,508
That's great yay.
1576
00:54:07,592 --> 00:54:09,031
What did I tell you.
1577
00:54:09,115 --> 00:54:10,250
She's so ambitious I love her for that.
1578
00:54:10,334 --> 00:54:12,687
We're so proud of you, honey I'm hungry.
1579
00:54:12,771 --> 00:54:13,557
Really hungry, yeah.
1580
00:54:13,641 --> 00:54:15,168
- Parched.
- Okay.
1581
00:54:15,252 --> 00:54:18,127
We thank you Lord for having
a safe trip here to see our
1582
00:54:18,211 --> 00:54:20,564
beautiful daughter and Cam.
1583
00:54:20,648 --> 00:54:23,045
And we thank you for the
wonderful food that you have
1584
00:54:23,129 --> 00:54:26,440
allowed Cam to cook, and
all this in the name of
1585
00:54:26,524 --> 00:54:29,094
our Jesus Lord our only savior, amen.
1586
00:54:29,178 --> 00:54:30,226
Amen.
1587
00:54:30,310 --> 00:54:31,137
Amen.
1588
00:54:33,139 --> 00:54:34,056
Mi hija.
1589
00:54:35,620 --> 00:54:38,536
No se, muy bien, no se, muy bien.
1590
00:54:39,798 --> 00:54:43,979
Se trabajando mucho y
trabajando muchas houras.
1591
00:54:44,063 --> 00:54:46,721
Oh that's wonderful,
I love your ambition
1592
00:54:46,805 --> 00:54:48,462
and I'm so proud of you.
1593
00:54:48,546 --> 00:54:51,813
And they should be feeling
very lucky to have you.
1594
00:54:51,897 --> 00:54:52,727
Very lucky.
1595
00:54:52,811 --> 00:54:54,381
I, I think, I think they are.
1596
00:54:54,465 --> 00:54:55,947
Really?
1597
00:54:56,031 --> 00:54:57,993
You know I was actually,
telling Alice that she should
1598
00:54:58,077 --> 00:55:01,083
take her designs and do more you know.
1599
00:55:01,167 --> 00:55:03,085
Get a little bit more ambitious
with her career and just
1600
00:55:03,169 --> 00:55:04,739
kind of maybe like you know,
1601
00:55:04,823 --> 00:55:07,089
try to do something that
would make her happier.
1602
00:55:07,173 --> 00:55:08,308
Something you know.
1603
00:55:08,392 --> 00:55:11,746
What, you are not happy?
1604
00:55:11,830 --> 00:55:13,791
Abs, I, I'm so happy.
1605
00:55:13,875 --> 00:55:16,185
She's happy, I'm
not saying she's not happy.
1606
00:55:16,269 --> 00:55:17,447
I'm so happy.
1607
00:55:17,531 --> 00:55:18,753
I um understand you're so happy.
1608
00:55:18,837 --> 00:55:21,103
This is on the wrong side of the napkin.
1609
00:55:21,187 --> 00:55:22,496
Love, my job.
1610
00:55:22,580 --> 00:55:25,107
Okay great, I love that you love your job.
1611
00:55:25,191 --> 00:55:27,936
Yes, and she's the one
bringing home the paycheck.
1612
00:55:28,020 --> 00:55:30,678
I don't know what else more she
could do, could she do more?
1613
00:55:30,762 --> 00:55:31,679
What could she do more?
1614
00:55:31,763 --> 00:55:32,593
She's got a great job.
1615
00:55:32,677 --> 00:55:33,420
Yes.
1616
00:55:33,504 --> 00:55:34,334
She's got a great job.
1617
00:55:34,418 --> 00:55:35,596
Great job.
1618
00:55:35,680 --> 00:55:37,467
If I was your age and
I didn't have a job.
1619
00:55:37,551 --> 00:55:38,773
I don't even want to think about it.
1620
00:55:38,857 --> 00:55:42,556
It's making me nervous,
my hand is shaking.
1621
00:56:09,801 --> 00:56:11,501
It just can be hard.
1622
00:56:11,585 --> 00:56:13,634
You know we've been together 35 years.
1623
00:56:13,718 --> 00:56:15,331
I know it's amazing.
1624
00:56:15,415 --> 00:56:17,377
We just have one thing that
we promised ourselves is that
1625
00:56:17,461 --> 00:56:20,162
we will never ever go to bed angry.
1626
00:56:20,246 --> 00:56:21,468
Really?
1627
00:56:21,552 --> 00:56:24,688
Oh, never, and the bed, the bed is good.
1628
00:56:24,772 --> 00:56:26,342
The bed is good.
1629
00:56:26,426 --> 00:56:27,169
Okay.
1630
00:56:27,253 --> 00:56:28,039
How's the bed?
1631
00:56:28,123 --> 00:56:29,476
It's good.
1632
00:56:29,560 --> 00:56:31,391
No, no, no, how's the bed?
1633
00:56:31,475 --> 00:56:32,827
Mom, I don't want to talk, this is weird.
1634
00:56:32,911 --> 00:56:33,697
I don't wanna
1635
00:56:33,781 --> 00:56:34,655
What's so weird about it?
1636
00:56:34,739 --> 00:56:36,265
I don't know, you're my mom.
1637
00:56:36,349 --> 00:56:37,658
You people text each other
pictures of yourselves naked.
1638
00:56:37,742 --> 00:56:40,182
What's so weird if I ask
you how's it going in bed?
1639
00:56:40,266 --> 00:56:41,923
Because you're my mom, and
I don't text anybody pictures.
1640
00:56:42,007 --> 00:56:44,491
Bed is the most important
thing you have got going.
1641
00:56:44,575 --> 00:56:45,753
Ok, but a
1642
00:56:45,837 --> 00:56:46,841
I'll tell you when the rough times come.
1643
00:56:46,925 --> 00:56:49,496
That's what you will have to turn to.
1644
00:56:49,580 --> 00:56:52,194
Okay, it's, it's great.
1645
00:56:52,278 --> 00:56:53,761
Yeah?
1646
00:56:53,845 --> 00:56:55,328
It's cool that you guys
were able to kind of make some
1647
00:56:55,412 --> 00:56:56,241
time and swing by pop in and
say hi to Alice, before ah.
1648
00:56:56,325 --> 00:56:57,591
Well.
1649
00:56:57,675 --> 00:56:58,679
Before jumping to
Hawaii this evening.
1650
00:56:58,763 --> 00:56:59,941
We love her.
1651
00:57:00,025 --> 00:57:01,246
Yeah I know of course, I, it's a.
1652
00:57:01,330 --> 00:57:02,204
And like anything that
you need to cultivate,
1653
00:57:02,288 --> 00:57:04,685
like a family, relationships,
1654
00:57:04,769 --> 00:57:06,034
Sure.
1655
00:57:06,118 --> 00:57:08,384
You need surprises, you need to show up.
1656
00:57:08,468 --> 00:57:09,516
I think
1657
00:57:09,600 --> 00:57:11,561
- unexpectedly.
- last night, probably,
1658
00:57:11,645 --> 00:57:13,128
It was a very interesting
time for you guys to pop in
1659
00:57:13,212 --> 00:57:15,565
and I think that's probably, you know,
1660
00:57:15,649 --> 00:57:17,088
there's never, there's
always, there's never,
1661
00:57:17,172 --> 00:57:19,395
you know family is important.
1662
00:57:19,479 --> 00:57:20,527
And I think she's probably very happy
1663
00:57:20,611 --> 00:57:21,832
that you guys came last night.
1664
00:57:21,916 --> 00:57:24,618
She was probably, um,
yeah, yeah, it's always
1665
00:57:24,702 --> 00:57:25,967
good to see you guys, for her.
1666
00:57:26,051 --> 00:57:27,229
Good.
1667
00:57:27,313 --> 00:57:28,796
For her, she misses you, I know that.
1668
00:57:28,880 --> 00:57:31,886
And then there's round the
whirly, that one works amazing.
1669
00:57:31,970 --> 00:57:33,453
Okay, oh, gawd there is so many
1670
00:57:33,537 --> 00:57:34,715
visuals happening right now.
1671
00:57:34,799 --> 00:57:35,629
I know isn't it great.
1672
00:57:35,713 --> 00:57:37,239
It's just kind of terrible.
1673
00:57:37,323 --> 00:57:41,286
I tell you this is another
way, to get the when to happen.
1674
00:57:41,370 --> 00:57:42,897
I'm serious.
1675
00:57:42,981 --> 00:57:43,941
Give him the whirlwind.
1676
00:57:44,025 --> 00:57:45,813
You know men are really simple.
1677
00:57:45,897 --> 00:57:47,812
They need the bed, and,
1678
00:57:49,422 --> 00:57:51,296
you know, they need to be propped up.
1679
00:57:51,380 --> 00:57:53,124
They need to be made to
feel that they are the hero,
1680
00:57:53,208 --> 00:57:55,736
the savior, they are
the provider protector
1681
00:57:55,820 --> 00:57:58,913
no matter what they are doing.
1682
00:57:58,997 --> 00:57:59,827
And I'll tell you, you'll have that
1683
00:57:59,911 --> 00:58:02,482
marriage proposal in no time.
1684
00:58:13,577 --> 00:58:17,453
Thanks so much for stopping, oh, love you.
1685
00:58:17,537 --> 00:58:18,976
- I love you too.
- Thank you.
1686
00:58:19,060 --> 00:58:19,977
And you look great.
1687
00:58:20,061 --> 00:58:21,283
Thanks.
1688
00:58:21,367 --> 00:58:22,284
Keep the hair up, that's better for you.
1689
00:58:22,368 --> 00:58:23,111
Bye beautiful.
1690
00:58:23,195 --> 00:58:23,938
Bye.
1691
00:58:24,022 --> 00:58:25,287
For your face.
1692
00:58:25,371 --> 00:58:26,593
Love you, you guys have a safe flight.
1693
00:58:26,677 --> 00:58:28,638
Good seeing you again,
very good to see you.
1694
00:58:28,722 --> 00:58:29,857
Cam,
1695
00:58:29,941 --> 00:58:31,946
- Have a good time in Hawaii.
- Thanks.
1696
00:58:32,030 --> 00:58:32,860
Be careful.
1697
00:58:32,944 --> 00:58:34,470
Have a safe flight guys.
1698
00:58:34,554 --> 00:58:35,993
Okay, thank you.
1699
00:58:36,077 --> 00:58:36,994
Come on let's go, we gotta
go, go, we have a flight.
1700
00:58:37,078 --> 00:58:39,388
Okay, alright, let's go!
1701
00:58:39,472 --> 00:58:40,299
Yeah.
1702
00:58:51,266 --> 00:58:52,140
Alright.
1703
00:58:52,224 --> 00:58:52,967
Good.
1704
00:58:53,051 --> 00:58:54,052
Okay.
1705
00:59:08,327 --> 00:59:10,811
Sausage, jalapenos you can, hey.
1706
00:59:10,895 --> 00:59:13,941
Hey, is it cool if I crash here for
1707
00:59:15,290 --> 00:59:17,078
a coup-couple couple
1708
00:59:17,162 --> 00:59:18,732
of days or something like that.
1709
00:59:18,816 --> 00:59:20,908
Yeah, make that an extra large.
1710
00:59:20,992 --> 00:59:22,559
Yeah dude, um, yeah,
1711
00:59:23,821 --> 00:59:25,083
yeah, 837, uh,
1712
00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:31,571
Hello, my name is Edward,
1713
00:59:31,655 --> 00:59:34,878
and this is a poem I wrote
for my aunt Virginia.
1714
00:59:40,011 --> 00:59:43,670
And then I say don't touch me there,
1715
00:59:43,754 --> 00:59:45,193
because I'm ticklish.
1716
00:59:53,111 --> 00:59:55,856
Tell me the truth, is there
any scent a woman can smell
1717
00:59:55,940 --> 00:59:58,293
like that you just wouldn't
wanna have sex with?
1718
00:59:58,377 --> 01:00:00,687
Would like make you wanna
not have sex with her?
1719
01:00:00,771 --> 01:00:03,037
Is there any smell, anybody?
1720
01:00:03,121 --> 01:00:04,125
Ass!
1721
01:00:04,209 --> 01:00:04,952
You say ass?
1722
01:00:05,036 --> 01:00:06,562
Yeah.
1723
01:00:06,646 --> 01:00:10,128
Erection in the forest,
rivers of holy jism.
1724
01:00:11,042 --> 01:00:14,048
Drowning, choir boys and buffalo wings.
1725
01:00:36,154 --> 01:00:37,898
I don't know man, this is
honestly been the longest
1726
01:00:37,982 --> 01:00:39,987
it's been, Alice and I
haven't been together
1727
01:00:40,071 --> 01:00:42,076
since I've known her, I mean.
1728
01:00:42,160 --> 01:00:45,122
Yeah, that's gonna happen, umm.
1729
01:00:45,206 --> 01:00:48,735
The important thing is that
you, you start the process of
1730
01:00:48,819 --> 01:00:51,651
acting like you were never
together in the first place.
1731
01:00:51,735 --> 01:00:53,609
The sooner that you can like
kind of put all this behind
1732
01:00:53,693 --> 01:00:55,089
you and act like it never happened
1733
01:00:55,173 --> 01:00:58,092
its-its' it's really for the best.
1734
01:00:58,176 --> 01:01:01,138
It sounds stupid now, but
it'll it'll make sense in time.
1735
01:01:01,222 --> 01:01:02,836
I'm not sure how to do that.
1736
01:01:02,920 --> 01:01:05,621
Instead of thinking that
you were broken up with,
1737
01:01:05,705 --> 01:01:09,756
just it's it's a lot easier
to just imagine that like,
1738
01:01:09,840 --> 01:01:11,975
maybe she got shot or something.
1739
01:01:12,059 --> 01:01:13,281
Like, instead of thinking
oh, my girlfriend broke up
1740
01:01:13,365 --> 01:01:15,326
with me, just be like she got shot.
1741
01:01:15,410 --> 01:01:16,153
Like she's dead?
1742
01:01:16,237 --> 01:01:17,502
Like she's dead.
1743
01:01:17,586 --> 01:01:18,808
And, and, and you have
to move on from that,
1744
01:01:18,892 --> 01:01:20,680
because there's like,
there's like a heroic,
1745
01:01:20,764 --> 01:01:22,464
there's like a courageous aspect to that.
1746
01:01:22,548 --> 01:01:26,642
Like I'm moving forward,
and that's beautiful.
1747
01:01:26,726 --> 01:01:28,644
You're gonna need that.
1748
01:01:28,728 --> 01:01:29,863
Is that what you did with Carol?
1749
01:01:29,947 --> 01:01:33,780
I did yeah, I imagined that she was dead.
1750
01:01:33,864 --> 01:01:35,303
And I miss her, I wish
she was still alive.
1751
01:01:35,387 --> 01:01:36,957
But you know, there's
really nothing that we ca
1752
01:01:37,041 --> 01:01:38,698
She is still alive, you can call her.
1753
01:01:38,782 --> 01:01:40,830
Well, it's true but, naw, I really can't.
1754
01:01:40,914 --> 01:01:42,571
I've-I've I've spent a lotta
time kind of building this up
1755
01:01:42,655 --> 01:01:43,964
inside of me and
I'd be, It'd be,
1756
01:01:44,048 --> 01:01:46,314
It'd be kind of a waste
if I, if I did that now.
1757
01:01:47,747 --> 01:01:49,578
What you should do is, get up there,
1758
01:01:49,662 --> 01:01:50,971
right now and tell the world how you feel.
1759
01:01:51,055 --> 01:01:52,056
It's time.
1760
01:01:52,926 --> 01:01:55,146
I'm Cam, my name is Cam.
1761
01:01:57,670 --> 01:02:00,238
I had a girlfriend for awhile,
1762
01:02:01,065 --> 01:02:03,026
she broke up with me recently.
1763
01:02:03,110 --> 01:02:05,507
I hate that she thinks she's so superior
1764
01:02:05,591 --> 01:02:07,724
because she pays the rent.
1765
01:02:09,421 --> 01:02:11,731
But I make the food.
1766
01:02:11,815 --> 01:02:13,251
I cook the food.
1767
01:02:16,080 --> 01:02:19,739
And the sex, fucking a man,
I'm telling you I'm doing shit
1768
01:02:19,823 --> 01:02:22,742
in the bedroom that you
would not believe man.
1769
01:02:22,826 --> 01:02:23,652
Like,
1770
01:02:25,263 --> 01:02:27,050
that's me 69-ing but I'm no top.
1771
01:02:27,134 --> 01:02:30,532
My penis is in her mouth, you see that?
1772
01:02:30,616 --> 01:02:33,100
She fucking loves it.
1773
01:02:33,184 --> 01:02:35,102
When we filed our taxes
earlier this year my girlfriend
1774
01:02:35,186 --> 01:02:38,453
claimed me as her dependent
like I'm her son, like I'm her
1775
01:02:38,537 --> 01:02:41,021
child, and I said to her,
I looked her in the eyes
1776
01:02:41,105 --> 01:02:44,198
I'm like baby I'm your man.
1777
01:02:44,282 --> 01:02:46,069
She still did it anyways,
because she said we will get more
1778
01:02:46,153 --> 01:02:48,768
money back from the
IRS, and I said fine.
1779
01:02:48,852 --> 01:02:50,030
It's hard to have a realist
and a dreamer together in a
1780
01:02:50,114 --> 01:02:52,943
relationship, unless you are 12.
1781
01:02:57,121 --> 01:02:59,039
I had a great girlfriend in 6th grade,
1782
01:02:59,123 --> 01:03:01,215
she loved that I wanted to
be the next Steven Spielberg,
1783
01:03:01,299 --> 01:03:03,170
the next Russell Crowe,
1784
01:03:04,955 --> 01:03:06,220
but you can't have a realist and
1785
01:03:06,304 --> 01:03:08,091
a dreamer in the same relationship,
1786
01:03:08,175 --> 01:03:10,877
and I don't know when
she lost being a dreamer,
1787
01:03:10,961 --> 01:03:13,311
but it happened, it happened.
1788
01:03:14,834 --> 01:03:18,577
At some point she said I
would rather make the money,
1789
01:03:19,665 --> 01:03:21,188
then live the dream.
1790
01:03:22,668 --> 01:03:25,413
I think reality is fucking bullshit.
1791
01:03:25,497 --> 01:03:27,589
And I think it's a word,
and a way of thinking,
1792
01:03:27,673 --> 01:03:32,072
that people project in order
to get through the day.
1793
01:03:32,156 --> 01:03:36,076
Ah, it's not real, that's
not, we can't really do this,
1794
01:03:36,160 --> 01:03:40,297
we can't really be this way,
we can't really have this life.
1795
01:03:40,381 --> 01:03:41,252
And dreams,
1796
01:03:45,343 --> 01:03:49,173
Well those are meant to
be lost once you grow up.
1797
01:03:51,044 --> 01:03:53,267
I hate the way Alice,
like, I hate the way,
1798
01:03:53,351 --> 01:03:54,877
her name is Alice, alright, first of all
1799
01:03:54,961 --> 01:03:58,141
I hate the name Alice, I hate
how beautiful it is, Alice!
1800
01:03:58,225 --> 01:04:01,449
It's like a Greek Goddess,
drives me crazy every time I have
1801
01:04:01,533 --> 01:04:03,103
to fucking answer the
phone and hear her name,
1802
01:04:03,187 --> 01:04:05,279
hey it's Alice, I'm like Jesus
Christ, just make me feel
1803
01:04:05,363 --> 01:04:07,672
like a piece of shit why don't you.
1804
01:04:07,756 --> 01:04:09,326
I hate the way how soft her hands are.
1805
01:04:09,410 --> 01:04:12,373
Her hands are so godamn soft
I can't stop fucking rubbing
1806
01:04:12,457 --> 01:04:16,722
them all day long, I'm like
distra-I can't do anything else.
1807
01:04:21,205 --> 01:04:26,300
Honestly, I just hate how
much I fucking still love her.
1808
01:04:26,384 --> 01:04:28,955
That's what I hate most.
1809
01:04:46,404 --> 01:04:49,497
So after Carol died, um, I was in kind of
1810
01:04:49,581 --> 01:04:52,152
a rough place too, and I'll
tell you what got me through it.
1811
01:04:52,236 --> 01:04:56,330
I went to work, it's not
a great story but-um.
1812
01:04:56,414 --> 01:05:01,248
There is a message in it, I-uh
It's not so much you should
1813
01:05:01,332 --> 01:05:04,857
find a job, but rather
you should have one.
1814
01:05:06,293 --> 01:05:09,688
Alice died in a plane crash, this morning.
1815
01:05:11,168 --> 01:05:14,911
And-uh she died thinking of
you it was painless, uh-and she
1816
01:05:16,260 --> 01:05:20,177
died hoping that you would get
a job and get off my couch.
1817
01:05:31,188 --> 01:05:35,238
I know what you are thinking,
just don't call her.
1818
01:05:35,322 --> 01:05:37,368
Don't talk to her, nothing.
1819
01:05:54,385 --> 01:05:55,212
Hi.
1820
01:05:57,301 --> 01:05:58,522
What are you doing here?
1821
01:05:58,606 --> 01:06:01,047
Hey, a, Luke can you
ask him to leave please.
1822
01:06:01,131 --> 01:06:02,309
I don't think you
should be here right now.
1823
01:06:02,393 --> 01:06:04,093
You should probably go home.
1824
01:06:04,177 --> 01:06:06,226
Alright, well I need to talk with
Alice for like two seconds.
1825
01:06:06,310 --> 01:06:08,663
If you go home, write an
email, it'll give her time to
1826
01:06:08,747 --> 01:06:11,231
think about what you are
saying, you can think about what
1827
01:06:11,315 --> 01:06:12,797
you are saying before send it.
1828
01:06:12,881 --> 01:06:14,408
I do not want to have to hurt you.
1829
01:06:14,492 --> 01:06:15,931
I don't think you are going to and you're
1830
01:06:16,015 --> 01:06:17,628
not going to get in today.
1831
01:06:17,712 --> 01:06:19,587
I have a lot of rage
built up inside of me,
1832
01:06:19,671 --> 01:06:21,241
and there is a chance that
I could do something really
1833
01:06:21,325 --> 01:06:23,634
crazy, so just open the
door and let me talk to
1834
01:06:23,718 --> 01:06:25,462
I'm like six inches taller than you.
1835
01:06:25,546 --> 01:06:27,769
Alice, I need to talk to you
for like two seconds, please.
1836
01:06:27,853 --> 01:06:29,118
You can talk to her another time.
1837
01:06:29,202 --> 01:06:29,989
Alice!
1838
01:06:30,073 --> 01:06:31,947
- Luke.
- Really Cam?
1839
01:06:32,031 --> 01:06:33,601
- You have two seconds to let me in.
- You're not coming in.
1840
01:06:33,685 --> 01:06:34,863
Or I'm breaking the door.
1841
01:06:34,947 --> 01:06:35,429
- You're not coming in.
- Alright that's it.
1842
01:06:35,513 --> 01:06:36,256
Come on Cam.
1843
01:06:36,340 --> 01:06:37,167
Alice, al
1844
01:07:15,118 --> 01:07:16,728
You guys hire or no?
1845
01:07:17,903 --> 01:07:18,863
No, you don't hire, okay.
1846
01:07:18,947 --> 01:07:21,037
It's a family business.
1847
01:07:29,915 --> 01:07:31,485
Hey, how are you?
1848
01:07:31,569 --> 01:07:33,530
Sorry we are not open yet.
1849
01:07:33,614 --> 01:07:34,836
That's actual-actual I'm
ok I'm actually not looking
1850
01:07:34,920 --> 01:07:36,881
for a drink I'm a,
1851
01:07:36,965 --> 01:07:38,187
I actually came here, I was
1852
01:07:38,271 --> 01:07:39,884
wondering if you guys
are hiring by chance?
1853
01:07:39,968 --> 01:07:43,062
Umm, sorry no we are not, I
just hired somebody last week.
1854
01:07:43,146 --> 01:07:44,672
You did, okay.
1855
01:07:44,756 --> 01:07:46,239
Full up.
1856
01:07:46,323 --> 01:07:47,936
Nothing, I can bartend, I
could helped out behind the bar.
1857
01:07:48,020 --> 01:07:50,069
You've bartended before?
1858
01:07:50,153 --> 01:07:53,681
Uhhhh, I had a buddy in college
who was bartending quite a
1859
01:07:53,765 --> 01:07:57,337
bit and I kind of helped
him study for that, test.
1860
01:07:57,421 --> 01:07:59,034
I'm sorry no, that's not the way it works.
1861
01:07:59,118 --> 01:08:00,644
It's not right?
1862
01:08:00,728 --> 01:08:01,558
You have to be a bartender,
you have to have referrals.
1863
01:08:01,642 --> 01:08:02,951
It's like law school I get it.
1864
01:08:03,035 --> 01:08:06,868
Um, okay, well, anything
else I could be do maybe uh.
1865
01:08:06,952 --> 01:08:08,522
Honestly I would do
anything I just, I just,
1866
01:08:08,606 --> 01:08:10,567
I'm a really good guy, I'm
also an actor so I'm like,
1867
01:08:10,651 --> 01:08:12,352
I got a lot of charisma!
1868
01:08:12,436 --> 01:08:14,528
And a, I really do, I'wa
I'wa I'would be happy I jus,
1869
01:08:14,612 --> 01:08:16,443
I just wanna work, I just
wanna work, what's your name?
1870
01:08:16,527 --> 01:08:17,357
It's Toni.
1871
01:08:17,441 --> 01:08:18,445
Toni, I'm Cam, very ni--
1872
01:08:19,791 --> 01:08:21,361
That's a heck of a hand
shake you got there.
1873
01:08:21,445 --> 01:08:22,536
That's really good, that's really good.
1874
01:08:22,620 --> 01:08:23,841
Thanks.
1875
01:08:23,925 --> 01:08:25,452
Toni, please I need a
job, I'll do anything.
1876
01:08:25,536 --> 01:08:26,975
I'll clean the bathrooms, like,
let me just like, I can ride
1877
01:08:27,059 --> 01:08:28,237
my bike here it'll be good.
1878
01:08:28,321 --> 01:08:30,892
I can help, I-I I'm I'm
car-less at the moment
1879
01:08:30,976 --> 01:08:33,416
but-a a that's gonna change
as soon as I get a new helmet.
1880
01:08:33,500 --> 01:08:36,202
I'm gonna buy a new helmet
first then I'm gonna buy a car.
1881
01:08:36,286 --> 01:08:37,116
See this thing.
1882
01:08:37,200 --> 01:08:38,204
Yeah it's been beat up.
1883
01:08:38,288 --> 01:08:40,119
- High school.
- You doing alright?
1884
01:08:40,203 --> 01:08:41,772
I'm doing okay, it's life Tone, it's life.
1885
01:08:41,856 --> 01:08:43,383
- Listen.
- Things are tough.
1886
01:08:43,467 --> 01:08:44,601
Yes?
1887
01:08:44,685 --> 01:08:46,647
I could, I could use a bus boy.
1888
01:08:46,731 --> 01:08:48,388
Just for a couple of days a week.
1889
01:08:48,472 --> 01:08:49,432
I will do that.
1890
01:08:49,516 --> 01:08:50,564
- Will that work?
- Yes, honestly?
1891
01:08:50,648 --> 01:08:51,565
Yeah.
1892
01:08:51,649 --> 01:08:52,392
Okay, um, wha
1893
01:08:52,476 --> 01:08:53,567
Start tomorrow?
1894
01:08:53,651 --> 01:08:54,478
Yes, yes!
1895
01:08:55,827 --> 01:08:57,962
Okay, what time?
1896
01:08:58,046 --> 01:08:59,442
Five.
1897
01:08:59,526 --> 01:09:00,400
A.M. or P.M.?
1898
01:09:00,484 --> 01:09:02,010
P.M.
1899
01:09:02,094 --> 01:09:03,403
Okay, that makes sense,
cause I think A.M. is a little
1900
01:09:03,487 --> 01:09:06,841
early for a bar to open so, okay.
1901
01:09:06,925 --> 01:09:07,755
I'll see you tomorrow.
1902
01:09:07,839 --> 01:09:08,756
I will not let you down.
1903
01:09:08,840 --> 01:09:09,931
5 P.M. sharp!
1904
01:09:10,015 --> 01:09:10,975
In fact I am going to let you up.
1905
01:09:39,566 --> 01:09:42,616
I can only offer you $80,000.
1906
01:09:42,700 --> 01:09:43,965
Okay.
1907
01:09:44,049 --> 01:09:46,620
Now I realize of course that you're
1908
01:09:46,704 --> 01:09:48,448
used to making more than that.
1909
01:09:50,534 --> 01:09:54,190
But, I have something
for you to think about.
1910
01:09:55,582 --> 01:09:58,066
I see you as being able to create
1911
01:09:58,150 --> 01:10:01,156
your own line at my company.
1912
01:10:01,240 --> 01:10:05,029
I don't think you had that
opportunity over there.
1913
01:10:05,113 --> 01:10:07,725
No, I definitely didn't, um,
1914
01:10:09,553 --> 01:10:11,816
that's a very generous offer.
1915
01:10:13,383 --> 01:10:16,212
Thank you, I would love to accept.
1916
01:10:40,932 --> 01:10:41,675
Yo!
1917
01:10:41,759 --> 01:10:43,242
Oh, dude, hey.
1918
01:10:43,326 --> 01:10:46,027
Okay, so I priced it
out I owe you 500 dollars
1919
01:10:46,111 --> 01:10:47,681
but you know you have been
living here, so that's not free.
1920
01:10:47,765 --> 01:10:50,684
Minus the 16 from before 11
eggs we're gonna bump that up
1921
01:10:50,768 --> 01:10:53,339
to like five, you have
been here for 12 nights.
1922
01:10:53,423 --> 01:10:55,515
We're, we're gonna put that
at like 27 dollars a piece,
1923
01:10:55,599 --> 01:10:58,431
half a bottle of shampoo, we
went in for 100 dollars worth
1924
01:10:58,515 --> 01:11:00,694
of beer but we said we'd go
halvesy so that's 50 and then
1925
01:11:00,778 --> 01:11:02,522
you gotta clean my couch,
that's like 30 bucks,
1926
01:11:02,606 --> 01:11:05,699
that puts us at like, that's
like a, that's four-sixteen.
1927
01:11:05,783 --> 01:11:08,528
So a, I owe you a, eighty-four dollars.
1928
01:11:08,612 --> 01:11:09,877
You do.
1929
01:11:09,961 --> 01:11:11,705
I make my own paper,
and make my own books.
1930
01:11:11,789 --> 01:11:15,578
Which lead to the, jean
company that I now design.
1931
01:11:15,662 --> 01:11:20,409
And uh, which also I started,
I model my own jeans.
1932
01:11:20,493 --> 01:11:22,063
- Like I'm the only
- Of course you do.
1933
01:11:22,147 --> 01:11:24,370
- In house model.
- Wow.
1934
01:11:24,454 --> 01:11:25,284
And so, that's another reason
why I watch a lot of what I
1935
01:11:25,368 --> 01:11:27,895
eat and it's just bread, uh,
1936
01:11:27,979 --> 01:11:30,114
a gluten, makes me swell up and
1937
01:11:30,198 --> 01:11:33,727
then sends my mind, like in my
memory into all of those fat
1938
01:11:33,811 --> 01:11:35,119
memories, it's just airplanes.
1939
01:11:35,203 --> 01:11:36,251
He has one of the worst body images
1940
01:11:36,335 --> 01:11:38,601
I have ever encountered.
1941
01:11:38,685 --> 01:11:40,473
What is that, body dysmorphia, right?
1942
01:11:40,557 --> 01:11:42,083
- Yes.
- Yeah.
1943
01:11:42,167 --> 01:11:43,737
Yeah.
1944
01:11:43,821 --> 01:11:44,651
Your life is busy, you
have so much stuff going on.
1945
01:11:44,735 --> 01:11:46,261
There's so much to talk about.
1946
01:11:46,345 --> 01:11:47,567
Yeah, I'm cleansing, like
I'm doing a juice cleanse right
1947
01:11:47,651 --> 01:11:49,264
now so I'm like super amped.
1948
01:11:49,348 --> 01:11:50,657
I actually was thinking
of going to the restroom.
1949
01:11:50,741 --> 01:11:52,485
Do you want to come with me?
1950
01:11:52,569 --> 01:11:54,748
Get me outta here, get me
outta here, let these two ladies
1951
01:11:54,832 --> 01:11:56,793
talk, we'll go chill, yeah,
1952
01:11:56,877 --> 01:11:59,405
Having a little girl
time in the power room?
1953
01:11:59,489 --> 01:12:00,884
Don't eat all the bread.
1954
01:12:00,968 --> 01:12:03,104
Well you could eat it
actually, cause I wont have it.
1955
01:12:03,188 --> 01:12:04,671
- Thank you.
- We're good.
1956
01:12:04,755 --> 01:12:05,886
Okay.
1957
01:12:09,673 --> 01:12:11,675
So, what do you think?
1958
01:12:16,680 --> 01:12:18,206
What do you mean?
1959
01:12:18,290 --> 01:12:19,120
I know what you are trying
to do, and it's really sweet,
1960
01:12:19,204 --> 01:12:20,031
but like,
1961
01:12:21,424 --> 01:12:22,294
I just um,
1962
01:12:23,513 --> 01:12:25,126
it's just too soon, you know?
1963
01:12:25,210 --> 01:12:28,129
I'm not trying to find the
next prince charming for you,
1964
01:12:28,213 --> 01:12:31,828
but, you can have fun with him
tonight and tonight only in
1965
01:12:31,912 --> 01:12:34,135
multiple ways if you want.
1966
01:12:34,219 --> 01:12:36,311
I might get caught in his cheek bones
1967
01:12:36,395 --> 01:12:38,618
or his jawline, you know like.
1968
01:12:38,702 --> 01:12:41,360
Okay, so you, you like
the norm of fat, chubby,
1969
01:12:41,444 --> 01:12:44,229
and hairy, and doesn't make money.
1970
01:12:45,883 --> 01:12:48,451
Drive safe, have a good night.
1971
01:12:50,757 --> 01:12:51,631
This is exhausting.
1972
01:12:51,715 --> 01:12:52,849
Hey kid, this one is for you.
1973
01:12:52,933 --> 01:12:53,720
You're-you're going to give me a shot?
1974
01:12:53,804 --> 01:12:54,677
I'm giving you a shot.
1975
01:12:54,761 --> 01:12:55,678
- Is this legal?
- It's, well
1976
01:12:55,762 --> 01:12:56,763
Thank you.
1977
01:12:59,418 --> 01:13:00,292
This is a lot of work.
1978
01:13:00,376 --> 01:13:02,206
- Yeah.
- This is a lot of work.
1979
01:13:02,290 --> 01:13:03,164
Did you know it was
going to be this tough?
1980
01:13:03,248 --> 01:13:04,034
Thank you, a no I did not.
1981
01:13:04,118 --> 01:13:05,035
It's crazy, where is Dave?
1982
01:13:05,119 --> 01:13:06,341
I thought he was working tonight.
1983
01:13:06,425 --> 01:13:08,038
You're, you're doing a good job, okay.
1984
01:13:08,122 --> 01:13:11,346
And I think, you know, you
got a future ahead of you.
1985
01:13:11,430 --> 01:13:12,869
- Do I?
- You do.
1986
01:13:12,953 --> 01:13:14,915
- Alright, good, well.
- Keep working hard,
1987
01:13:14,999 --> 01:13:18,658
and my sister is a director, and she may
1988
01:13:18,742 --> 01:13:19,833
just give you a job.
1989
01:13:19,917 --> 01:13:20,834
Your sister is a director?
1990
01:13:20,918 --> 01:13:21,661
She is.
1991
01:13:21,745 --> 01:13:22,662
Like a film director?
1992
01:13:22,746 --> 01:13:23,573
Ya.
1993
01:13:25,009 --> 01:13:27,101
I will keep working
hard, thank you, seriously.
1994
01:13:27,185 --> 01:13:28,273
I, thank you.
1995
01:13:40,459 --> 01:13:42,769
Hey, Alice, I filmed Cam doing this.
1996
01:13:42,853 --> 01:13:45,511
I think it's pretty funny,
but, you might think it's,
1997
01:13:45,595 --> 01:13:48,862
I don't know, nice or something, Josh.
1998
01:13:48,946 --> 01:13:50,298
Also I paid Cam back his money.
1999
01:13:50,382 --> 01:13:52,602
Nobody has $500 right now.
2000
01:13:53,777 --> 01:13:56,783
I think reality is fucking bullshit.
2001
01:13:56,867 --> 01:13:59,960
And I think it is a word and
a way of thinking that people
2002
01:14:00,044 --> 01:14:03,398
project in order to get through the day.
2003
01:14:03,482 --> 01:14:07,315
Oh, that's not real, that's
not, we can't really, do this
2004
01:14:07,399 --> 01:14:08,708
we can't really be this way.
2005
01:14:08,792 --> 01:14:12,146
We can't really have this life.
2006
01:14:12,230 --> 01:14:13,144
And dreams,
2007
01:14:16,843 --> 01:14:18,718
well those are meant to be lost.
2008
01:14:18,802 --> 01:14:20,325
Once you grow up.
2009
01:14:24,982 --> 01:14:26,813
I need a vodka.
2010
01:14:26,897 --> 01:14:28,641
On the rocks?
2011
01:14:28,725 --> 01:14:29,555
Straight up.
2012
01:14:29,639 --> 01:14:30,730
You got it pretty lady.
2013
01:14:30,814 --> 01:14:32,906
Cut!
2014
01:14:32,990 --> 01:14:34,168
- Hi, uh.
- Hi.
2015
01:14:34,252 --> 01:14:36,257
You have, three words right, that you say
2016
01:14:36,341 --> 01:14:37,737
in this, in this film, okay.
2017
01:14:37,821 --> 01:14:39,303
Yes, yes.
2018
01:14:39,387 --> 01:14:40,914
What are those words again,
let's just go through it.
2019
01:14:40,998 --> 01:14:42,916
- On the rocks!
- One the rocks!
2020
01:14:43,000 --> 01:14:44,047
That's great, okay, on the rocks.
2021
01:14:45,045 --> 01:14:45,745
So nothing before,
2022
01:14:45,829 --> 01:14:46,746
Nothing before.
2023
01:14:46,830 --> 01:14:48,051
Nothing after.
2024
01:14:48,135 --> 01:14:50,097
On the rocks, give her
the drink, zip my mouth.
2025
01:14:50,181 --> 01:14:52,316
I love it Cam, I love it,
it's okay, just warming up.
2026
01:14:52,400 --> 01:14:53,274
Very nice work Sapphire.
2027
01:14:53,358 --> 01:14:54,188
A lot of nerves that's fine.
2028
01:14:54,272 --> 01:14:55,450
Call it when you are ready.
2029
01:14:55,534 --> 01:14:56,930
Still rolling, sound rolling.
2030
01:14:57,014 --> 01:14:58,758
Alright, alright, Cam!
2031
01:14:58,842 --> 01:14:59,759
What?
2032
01:14:59,843 --> 01:15:01,630
No.
no.
2033
01:15:01,714 --> 01:15:02,501
- Bartending.
- Nope.
2034
01:15:02,585 --> 01:15:03,589
Okay.
2035
01:15:03,673 --> 01:15:04,761
And action!
2036
01:15:06,676 --> 01:15:07,938
I need a vodka.
2037
01:15:11,376 --> 01:15:12,772
On the rocks?
2038
01:15:12,856 --> 01:15:13,860
- What the fuck are you doing?
- Sorry.
2039
01:15:13,944 --> 01:15:15,122
What the fuck was that?
2040
01:15:15,206 --> 01:15:16,384
I thought that would be kind of cool.
2041
01:15:16,468 --> 01:15:17,124
I don't know what that is, what is that?
2042
01:15:17,208 --> 01:15:17,951
Okay, back to one!
2043
01:15:18,035 --> 01:15:19,256
It's creepy.
2044
01:15:19,340 --> 01:15:19,822
Very good, here we go,
let's roll it, ready?
2045
01:15:19,906 --> 01:15:20,649
Yes.
2046
01:15:20,733 --> 01:15:22,129
Sound speed?
2047
01:15:22,213 --> 01:15:23,522
No, you don't need to do
that, that's not your job.
2048
01:15:23,606 --> 01:15:24,827
I was just making sure he was speeding.
2049
01:15:24,911 --> 01:15:26,002
- Nope, you don't need to do it.
- Fair enough.
2050
01:15:26,086 --> 01:15:26,960
Don't need to look at him.
2051
01:15:27,044 --> 01:15:28,744
Gotta focus.
2052
01:15:28,828 --> 01:15:30,703
No-yeah, focus on what you do on
your three words, thank you.
2053
01:15:30,787 --> 01:15:32,487
- Got it.
- Okay.
2054
01:15:32,571 --> 01:15:34,620
How are you feeling, you good?
2055
01:15:34,704 --> 01:15:36,186
- Sh-You-don't need to
check in, don't check in.
- I was just making sure that--
2056
01:15:36,270 --> 01:15:36,970
She doesn't, she doesn't
need you to check in with her.
2057
01:15:37,054 --> 01:15:37,797
Okay.
2058
01:15:37,881 --> 01:15:38,972
Don't drink it.
2059
01:15:39,056 --> 01:15:40,364
Why are you drinking the vodka?
2060
01:15:40,448 --> 01:15:42,366
I thought it was water,
I'm sorry, that's gross.
2061
01:15:42,450 --> 01:15:44,630
Alright, I'm sorry, I'm
I'm I'm trying to give you
2062
01:15:44,714 --> 01:15:45,979
something, I'm trying to
give you like options.
2063
01:15:46,063 --> 01:15:46,849
I don't want anything.
2064
01:15:46,933 --> 01:15:47,894
- You really don't
- Noooo.
2065
01:15:47,978 --> 01:15:48,721
- Just on the rocks.
- Yeaaah.
2066
01:15:48,805 --> 01:15:49,548
Copy that.
2067
01:15:49,632 --> 01:15:50,502
And,
2068
01:15:53,897 --> 01:15:54,941
action.
2069
01:15:57,640 --> 01:15:59,340
I need a vodka.
2070
01:15:59,424 --> 01:16:00,559
On the rocks?
2071
01:16:00,643 --> 01:16:02,256
Did you just look at her breasts.
2072
01:16:02,340 --> 01:16:03,170
Looking at her dress.
2073
01:16:03,254 --> 01:16:04,171
No, that's gro, that's gross.
2074
01:16:04,255 --> 01:16:05,520
That's not what I was doing
2075
01:16:05,604 --> 01:16:06,826
You are making me want to kill myself.
2076
01:16:06,910 --> 01:16:07,870
I'm so sorry.
2077
01:16:07,954 --> 01:16:09,089
Oh-kay?
2078
01:16:09,173 --> 01:16:10,220
- Do you understand that?
- I get this, yes.
2079
01:16:10,304 --> 01:16:11,831
I cannot work like this.
2080
01:16:11,915 --> 01:16:12,919
Ok, alright, alright, here
we go, here we go, here we go,
2081
01:16:13,003 --> 01:16:13,746
for real, for real, for real, for real.
2082
01:16:13,830 --> 01:16:14,834
I'm sorry, argggh, gawd!
2083
01:16:14,918 --> 01:16:17,053
I'm so I'm so jazzed to be on set.
2084
01:16:17,137 --> 01:16:18,359
Here we go, ready when you guys are.
2085
01:16:18,443 --> 01:16:19,578
Call it when you are ready.
2086
01:16:19,662 --> 01:16:20,840
They are still a speeding, sound speeds.
2087
01:16:20,924 --> 01:16:23,233
Make up is good, make up is good?
2088
01:16:23,317 --> 01:16:26,672
Alright thank you, don't do that.
2089
01:16:26,756 --> 01:16:27,542
I'm saying hi to Toni.
2090
01:16:27,626 --> 01:16:28,935
Don't kiss me.
2091
01:16:29,019 --> 01:16:29,849
- It's not, it's for her.
- Don't even talk to me.
2092
01:16:29,933 --> 01:16:31,067
Sorry Kathryn.
2093
01:16:31,151 --> 01:16:31,894
I'm' going to fucking kill you.
2094
01:16:31,978 --> 01:16:33,200
I really am sorry.
2095
01:16:33,284 --> 01:16:34,418
I am going to fucking kill you.
2096
01:16:34,502 --> 01:16:35,245
I'm trying to give you m-magic.
2097
01:16:35,329 --> 01:16:36,682
No, I-I- I hate you.
2098
01:16:36,766 --> 01:16:37,552
- I wanna give you magic.
- I hate you.
2099
01:16:37,636 --> 01:16:38,771
- No you don't.
- I do.
2100
01:16:38,855 --> 01:16:39,554
I think you are just a little stressed.
2101
01:16:39,638 --> 01:16:40,642
No, I hate you.
2102
01:16:40,726 --> 01:16:42,557
- Seriously?
- Uh-huh, and action.
2103
01:16:42,641 --> 01:16:43,863
I need a vodka.
2104
01:16:43,947 --> 01:16:45,209
Yeah, me too!
2105
01:16:47,994 --> 01:16:49,605
Oh gawd, what-r-u.
2106
01:16:54,697 --> 01:16:55,918
Kathryn can we please
be on the same page here.
2107
01:16:56,002 --> 01:16:56,789
I'm sorry- you're right, I'm sorry.
2108
01:16:56,873 --> 01:16:57,616
You said you hated me and,
2109
01:16:57,700 --> 01:16:58,573
I didn't mean it.
2110
01:16:58,657 --> 01:16:59,879
And I need some encouragement.
2111
01:16:59,963 --> 01:17:02,055
Look, I didn't mean
it, I was just a little,
2112
01:17:02,139 --> 01:17:04,710
I'm just a little
stressed, right now, okay?
2113
01:17:04,794 --> 01:17:07,887
Thank you sir,
I, a, thank you.
2114
01:17:07,971 --> 01:17:08,798
Action.
2115
01:17:10,147 --> 01:17:12,065
I need a vodka.
2116
01:17:12,149 --> 01:17:13,066
On the rocks?
2117
01:17:13,150 --> 01:17:14,325
Straight up.
2118
01:17:22,812 --> 01:17:25,426
Woaw, print, that-wa-
that was brilliant.
2119
01:17:25,510 --> 01:17:26,296
That was amazing you guys.
2120
01:17:27,207 --> 01:17:28,429
Alright it's wrapped.
2121
01:17:28,513 --> 01:17:30,518
- One more for safety.
- Nope, wrapped, never.
2122
01:17:30,602 --> 01:17:32,085
How are you doing?
2123
01:17:32,169 --> 01:17:34,740
I'm good, I'm good a post shoot jitters.
2124
01:17:35,694 --> 01:17:36,437
I suppose.
2125
01:17:36,521 --> 01:17:38,004
You feel good?
2126
01:17:38,088 --> 01:17:38,961
I feel like I may have
flubbed a few of the lines.
2127
01:17:39,045 --> 01:17:40,006
Yeah, yeah.
2128
01:17:40,090 --> 01:17:41,094
Did I?
2129
01:17:41,178 --> 01:17:42,704
Yeah, just a little.
2130
01:17:42,788 --> 01:17:44,271
Listen, I, dude, Toni, you
have been like, thank you for
2131
01:17:44,355 --> 01:17:46,621
giving me opportunity to work here.
2132
01:17:46,705 --> 01:17:47,448
Bro it out.
2133
01:17:47,532 --> 01:17:48,710
Yep.
2134
01:17:48,794 --> 01:17:49,972
And you got me on set dude, like honestly.
2135
01:17:50,056 --> 01:17:51,539
Hug it out, thank you so much.
2136
01:17:51,623 --> 01:17:53,323
You owe me nothing, and
you've done so much.
2137
01:17:53,407 --> 01:17:54,673
I think you are a great,
2138
01:17:54,757 --> 01:17:56,283
just don't let it get to your head.
2139
01:17:56,367 --> 01:17:57,284
Right, okay, well.
2140
01:17:57,368 --> 01:17:58,807
You're still a bus boy.
2141
01:17:58,891 --> 01:18:00,113
I'll remember that
while I ride my bike home.
2142
01:18:00,197 --> 01:18:01,984
I'll be like I'm a bus
boy on my bike and uh,
2143
01:18:02,068 --> 01:18:03,812
- Get outta here.
- I'll see you tomorrow.
2144
01:18:03,896 --> 01:18:05,202
Okay, see ya.
2145
01:18:10,773 --> 01:18:12,122
Hey Cam.
2146
01:18:41,412 --> 01:18:43,156
I get off set,
I'm walking outside.
2147
01:18:43,240 --> 01:18:44,505
She's standing there
it's like an 80s movie.
2148
01:18:44,589 --> 01:18:45,332
She's like Cam.
2149
01:18:46,591 --> 01:18:48,161
I'm like, I turn around, I swear to God.
2150
01:18:48,245 --> 01:18:49,771
It's a it's kind of what went
through my head a little bit.
2151
01:18:49,855 --> 01:18:51,817
It was, we kind of had this
great talk and just hearing,
2152
01:18:51,901 --> 01:18:55,168
hearing him say all of those things that I
2153
01:18:55,252 --> 01:18:57,997
wanted to hear for so long.
2154
01:18:58,081 --> 01:18:59,999
It wasn't just him, you know.
2155
01:19:00,083 --> 01:19:03,176
I didn't let him take responsibility.
2156
01:19:03,260 --> 01:19:07,876
I didn't let him fall
and fix his own mistakes.
2157
01:19:07,960 --> 01:19:10,226
I had to do it for him all the time.
2158
01:19:10,310 --> 01:19:12,838
Yeah, listen, sometimes you
got to understand that you are
2159
01:19:12,922 --> 01:19:14,056
accountable for things that
2160
01:19:14,140 --> 01:19:15,623
aren't quite working in a relationship.
2161
01:19:15,707 --> 01:19:19,192
My struggles as an actor
and like I just needed
2162
01:19:19,276 --> 01:19:20,497
to step it up a little bit.
2163
01:19:20,581 --> 01:19:22,108
And like I feel like a
complete moron for like
2164
01:19:22,192 --> 01:19:23,283
getting her fire-I mean I got her fire-
2165
01:19:23,367 --> 01:19:24,850
I can't believe I got you fired.
2166
01:19:24,934 --> 01:19:26,286
Oh, my God! I seriously
wanted to punch you in the face.
2167
01:19:26,370 --> 01:19:28,201
I just, I mean that, I
don't want to talk about it.
2168
01:19:28,285 --> 01:19:29,115
I mean that, I have apologized a billion,
2169
01:19:29,199 --> 01:19:32,031
It's fine, we can move on.
2170
01:19:32,115 --> 01:19:35,382
Yeah, I'm, I mean it's so
encouraging for me to hear you
2171
01:19:35,466 --> 01:19:38,037
say that, you know you have
realized that you should have
2172
01:19:38,121 --> 01:19:40,474
taken you know more responsibility
2173
01:19:40,558 --> 01:19:41,736
and been more accountable.
2174
01:19:41,820 --> 01:19:44,130
I think that's really the right track.
2175
01:19:44,214 --> 01:19:46,045
You know for, you guys,
2176
01:19:46,129 --> 01:19:48,221
and for people who are having problems.
2177
01:19:48,305 --> 01:19:49,788
- Totally.
- It's a great step.
2178
01:19:49,872 --> 01:19:50,745
Yeah.
2179
01:19:50,829 --> 01:19:52,312
It's a great first step.
2180
01:19:52,396 --> 01:19:55,054
I just wonder though, you
know, what, what's tangibly
2181
01:19:55,138 --> 01:19:58,318
changed about your situation
that has gotten your
2182
01:19:58,402 --> 01:20:01,103
relationship back like on
a, on a the right track.
2183
01:20:01,187 --> 01:20:05,412
Where you are supporting each
other, in, in healthy ways?
2184
01:20:05,496 --> 01:20:08,415
Ahhh. I'm sorry I didn't
quite catch that. What?
2185
01:20:08,499 --> 01:20:10,286
I think she's just means,
what is gonna keep you from
2186
01:20:10,370 --> 01:20:12,071
falling into comfortable old
2187
01:20:12,155 --> 01:20:14,247
patterns that maybe aren't good.
2188
01:20:14,331 --> 01:20:16,771
In the beginning of our relationship, um.
2189
01:20:16,855 --> 01:20:19,078
Earlier stages we sorta
had that problem too
2190
01:20:19,162 --> 01:20:20,644
but we started going to therapy.
2191
01:20:20,728 --> 01:20:21,471
A little bit.
2192
01:20:21,555 --> 01:20:23,082
A little bit.
2193
01:20:23,166 --> 01:20:25,084
Well, we, we found some good
ways to, when you love the
2194
01:20:25,168 --> 01:20:27,086
person but you can't be them.
2195
01:20:27,170 --> 01:20:28,652
Even though you feel that you are.
2196
01:20:28,736 --> 01:20:30,698
Yes, you have to be your own person.
2197
01:20:30,782 --> 01:20:33,092
We should recommend Lauren.
2198
01:20:33,176 --> 01:20:34,702
That's a great idea.
2199
01:20:34,786 --> 01:20:37,183
Yeah, you know we have
this great couples therapist
2200
01:20:37,267 --> 01:20:38,619
that we have worked in the past.
2201
01:20:38,703 --> 01:20:39,533
But yeah, she really helps you work on
2202
01:20:39,617 --> 01:20:41,448
your codependency issues.
2203
01:20:41,532 --> 01:20:44,146
So that way you can find
your own, footing as a
2204
01:20:44,230 --> 01:20:47,193
individual and can just kind
of be there as, you know,
2205
01:20:47,277 --> 01:20:49,630
teammates, standing next to
each other looking into the
2206
01:20:49,714 --> 01:20:51,284
future together.
2207
01:20:51,368 --> 01:20:52,938
Two people standing on their
own, standing together, good.
2208
01:20:53,022 --> 01:20:53,939
She loved that saying.
2209
01:20:54,023 --> 01:20:55,854
Yes, she used it a lot.
2210
01:20:55,938 --> 01:20:58,201
You guys would love her.
2211
01:20:59,028 --> 01:21:00,290
Yeah, I mean.
2212
01:21:01,378 --> 01:21:02,861
I don't think that's the point.
2213
01:21:02,945 --> 01:21:03,862
I think we gotta go.
2214
01:21:03,946 --> 01:21:05,341
- We gotta go?
- We gotta go.
2215
01:21:05,425 --> 01:21:06,647
- We gotta go like that?
- We're gonna go.
2216
01:21:06,731 --> 01:21:08,301
We're gonna go, she's the boss, okay?
2217
01:21:08,385 --> 01:21:09,302
Thanks you so much though.
2218
01:21:09,386 --> 01:21:10,172
Why are you going?
2219
01:21:10,256 --> 01:21:11,130
You got it?
2220
01:21:11,214 --> 01:21:12,827
Yeah, cause we gotta go.
2221
01:21:12,911 --> 01:21:17,089
Okay, guys this has been
a lot of fun, as always.
2222
01:21:17,960 --> 01:21:19,355
On me, take care.
2223
01:21:19,439 --> 01:21:22,228
Kaylee have fun at work
tomorrow, tell Bette I said hi.
2224
01:21:22,312 --> 01:21:24,401
And I'll see you next time.
2225
01:21:36,804 --> 01:21:39,158
I hate how she always
thinks that she's right.
2226
01:21:46,771 --> 01:21:48,994
Do you think she's right?
2227
01:21:49,078 --> 01:21:50,691
About us being co-dependent?
2228
01:21:50,775 --> 01:21:52,867
Yeah, like do you think that's,
2229
01:21:52,951 --> 01:21:55,432
we are not co-dependent are we?
2230
01:21:59,088 --> 01:22:00,089
Who cares.
2231
01:22:01,438 --> 01:22:03,704
We love each other, we're happy, right?
2232
01:22:03,788 --> 01:22:05,184
Totally.
2233
01:22:05,268 --> 01:22:06,228
Will you drive?
2234
01:22:06,312 --> 01:22:07,099
You want me to drive?
2235
01:22:07,183 --> 01:22:08,880
I will totally drive.
2236
01:22:09,968 --> 01:22:11,451
Alright.
2237
01:22:17,497 --> 01:22:18,197
You wanna go get some ice cream?
2238
01:22:18,281 --> 01:22:20,025
Yes.
2239
01:22:20,109 --> 01:22:22,285
Maybe go home and,
2240
01:22:23,634 --> 01:22:25,030
Get creative.
2241
01:22:25,114 --> 01:22:26,248
You wanna get creative?
2242
01:22:26,332 --> 01:22:27,380
Always want to get creative.
2243
01:22:27,464 --> 01:22:29,121
I will totally get creative.
2244
01:22:29,205 --> 01:22:31,511
I will creative all day long.
2245
01:22:34,906 --> 01:22:36,215
Okay,
2246
01:22:37,648 --> 01:22:38,782
guys.
2247
01:22:38,866 --> 01:22:39,740
I'm sorry.
2248
01:22:39,824 --> 01:22:40,828
Your attention for a second.
2249
01:22:40,912 --> 01:22:41,742
Totally.
2250
01:22:41,826 --> 01:22:42,786
Uh, did you bring your W2's.
2251
01:22:42,870 --> 01:22:43,744
Yeah.
2252
01:22:43,828 --> 01:22:44,963
You do have them right?
2253
01:22:45,047 --> 01:22:47,748
Yep, in the moment, sorry about that.
2254
01:22:47,832 --> 01:22:49,315
Been a good year?
2255
01:22:49,399 --> 01:22:50,403
It's been interesting.
2256
01:22:50,487 --> 01:22:51,314
Yeah.
2257
01:22:52,706 --> 01:22:56,319
Okay, Alice, oh, you
took a dip in your income.
2258
01:22:57,407 --> 01:22:58,672
Oh, yeah, I started a new job, so.
2259
01:22:58,756 --> 01:23:00,413
She's doing very well, she's very happy.
2260
01:23:00,497 --> 01:23:02,284
Oh, I love it, it's fantastic.
2261
01:23:02,368 --> 01:23:05,592
Wonderful, wow
I'm, glad, okay.
2262
01:23:05,676 --> 01:23:06,503
And Cam.
2263
01:23:09,332 --> 01:23:12,294
Cam, you almost doubled, that's terrific.
2264
01:23:12,378 --> 01:23:13,600
I-ah yeah, it was a good year.
2265
01:23:13,684 --> 01:23:15,254
It was a good year, and
also I'm listed as a,
2266
01:23:15,338 --> 01:23:18,344
ah, performer now, so please
you know note that correctly.
2267
01:23:18,428 --> 01:23:19,258
Duly noted, okay.
2268
01:23:19,342 --> 01:23:20,955
It'll, he'll change it.
2269
01:23:21,039 --> 01:23:21,782
I'm just making sure.
2270
01:23:21,866 --> 01:23:23,088
Terrific.
2271
01:23:23,172 --> 01:23:25,438
And the big question,
how am I going to file?
2272
01:23:25,522 --> 01:23:28,441
Oh, um, I'm going to
claim him as a dependent.
2273
01:23:28,525 --> 01:23:29,485
I'm okay with that.
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