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♪ ("OVERTURE" PLAYING)
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(ELECTRICITY BUZZING)
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Five, six, seven, eight...
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♪ ("ALL THAT JAZZ" PLAYING)
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(LAUGHING)
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(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
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Anybody seen the Kelly sisters?
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You, you're up in five.
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-WOMAN:
Keep the change, Charlie.
-CHARLIE: Thank you.
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STAGE MANAGER:
Velma, where have you been?
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-And where's Veronica?
-VELMA:
She's not herself tonight.
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STAGE MANAGER:
But they paid to see
a sister act!
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VELMA:
Don't sweat it.
I can do it alone.
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Shit.
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STAGE MANAGER:
Come on, Velma.
Move it, move it! Hurry up!
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-VELMA: Yeah, yeah.
-STAGE MANAGER:
You're killing me, here!
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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the Onyx Club
is proud to present
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Chicago's hottest dancing duo,
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two jazz babes moving as one,
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the Kelly sisters.
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(APPLAUSE)
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♪ Come on, babe
Why don't we paint the town ♪
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♪ And all that jazz ♪
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♪ I'm gonna rouge my knees ♪
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♪ And roll my stockings down ♪
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♪ And all that jazz ♪
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♪ Start the car
I know a whoopee spot ♪
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♪ Where the gin is cold
But the piano's hot ♪
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♪ It's just a noisy hall
Where there's a nightly brawl ♪
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♪ And all ♪
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♪ That ♪
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♪ Jazz ♪
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Skiddoo.
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♪ And all that jazz ♪
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Hotcha.
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Whoopee.
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♪ And all that jazz ♪
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♪ Hah ♪
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♪ Hah ♪
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♪ Hah ♪
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♪ Slick your hair
And wear your buckle shoes ♪
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♪ And all that jazz ♪
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♪ I hear that Father Dip
Is gonna blow the blues ♪
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♪ And all that jazz ♪
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♪ Hold on, hon
We're gonna bunny hug ♪
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♪ I bought some aspirin
Down at United Drug ♪
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♪ In case you shake apart
And want a brand-new start ♪
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♪ To do ♪
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♪ That ♪
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♪ Jazz ♪
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MAN:
Let's go, babe.
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But I didn't even
meet your friend.
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-That-- That manager guy.
-Don't worry, Roxie.
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It's all taken care of.
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-ROXIE:
You told him about me?
-MAN: Yeah, kid.
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It's all arranged.
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♪ Find a flask
We're playing fast and loose ♪
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♪ And all that jazz ♪
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♪ Right up here
Is where I store the juice ♪
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♪ And all that jazz ♪
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♪ Come on, babe
We're gonna brush the sky ♪
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♪ I betcha Lucky Lindy
Never flew so high ♪
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♪ 'Cause in the stratosphere,
How could he lend an ear ♪
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♪ To all ♪
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♪ That ♪
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♪ Jazz? ♪
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♪ Oh, you're gonna see
Your Sheba shimmy shake ♪
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♪ And all that jazz ♪
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♪ Oh, she's gonna shimmy
Till her garters break ♪
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♪ And all that jazz ♪
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(BOTH LAUGH)
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♪ Show her
Where to park her girdle ♪
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♪ Oh, her mother's blood
Will curdle ♪
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♪ If she'd hear
Her baby's queer ♪
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♪ For all ♪
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♪ That ♪
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♪ Jazz ♪
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Oh!
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(BOTH LAUGH)
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-Hello, Miss Borusewicz.
-Mrs. Hart.
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This is Fred.
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He's my brother.
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-(CHUCKLES)
-(LAUGHS)
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Velma:
♪ All ♪
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♪ That ♪
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♪ Jazz ♪
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♪ Come on, babe
Why don't we paint the town ♪
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♪ And all that jazz ♪
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BACKUP SINGERS:
♪ And all that jazz ♪
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VELMA:
♪ I'm gonna rouge my knees
And roll my stockings down ♪
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♪ And all that jazz ♪
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BACKUP SINGERS:
♪ And all that jazz ♪
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VELMA:
♪ Start the car
I know a whoopee spot ♪
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♪ Where the gin is cold
But the piano's hot ♪
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♪ It's just a noisy hall ♪
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♪ Where there's
A nightly brawl ♪
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-♪ And all ♪
-(FRED MOANING)
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-♪ That ♪
-(FRED AND ROXIE MOANING)
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BACKUP SINGERS:
♪ Jazz ♪
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ROXIE:
Say it again, Fred.
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FRED:
Uh, you're a star, kid.
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FRED:
My little shooting star.
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♪ No, I'm no one's wife ♪
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♪ But, oh, I love my life ♪
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♪ And all ♪
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♪ That ♪
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♪ Jazz ♪
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♪ That jazz ♪
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(APPLAUSE)
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(FRED AND ROXIE MOANING)
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ROXIE:
Oh, say it again, Fred.
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-(ROXIE SIGHING)
-FRED:
Roxie...
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ROXIE:
Hey, hey...
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Where's the fire, huh?
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Amos ain't home till midnight.
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Freddy?
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(TRAIN RUMBLING)
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Fred?
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(FRED URINATING)
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Hey, um, you know,
I don't want you
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to feel like I'm nagging
at you or anything,
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but don't you think
it's about time that I met
your friend down at the Onyx?
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I mean, it's been a month
since you told him about me.
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(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
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And I know...
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'cause that was the night
Velma Kelly plugged
her husband and her sister.
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(TOILET FLUSHING)
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You know they say
that she found them
in the kip together?
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Gosh, if I ever found Amos
supping it to somebody else,
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boy, I'd throw him a party,
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a great big going-away party.
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FRED:
It's getting late.
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I have been thinking a lot
about my act though.
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Whenever I get
a really good idea,
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I write it down in my diary
before it goes out of my head.
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And, you know,
it occurred to me the other day
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that all
the really, really knockout acts
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have, you know, something
a little different going on,
you know?
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Like, um, a signature bit.
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And, um, and I thought--
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I thought
that my thing could be
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aloof, you know?
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Give them just enough
to get them good and hungry,
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but always leave them
wanting more.
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Hey, and once I get a name
for myself, well, maybe...
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Maybe we could open up
a club of our own, you know?
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Um, you could run it,
and I could be the headliner.
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FRED:
Get off of me.
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-What's the idea?
-Wake up, kiddo.
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You ain't never gonna have
an act.
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Says who?
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Face it, Roxie.
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You're a two-bit talent
with skinny legs,
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and I'm just
a furniture salesman.
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Yeah, but you got connections,
you know?
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-That guy down at the club--
-There is no guy.
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Yeah, but that night...
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It was the first time
I set foot in that joint.
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I was collecting on a bet
from the trombone player.
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-So you never told anyone
about me?
-(SIGHS)
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Sugar, you were hot stuff.
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I would have said anything
to get a piece of that.
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And now? Now?
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We had some laughs.
Let's just leave it at that.
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Fred... (CHUCKLES)
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You can't do this to me.
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-Would you get off?
-(ROXIE GRUNTS)
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(RECORD SCRATCHING)
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Huh?
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You touch me again,
I'll put your lights out!
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(GASPS)
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-Wait.
-Your husband will be home soon.
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Why don't you wash yourself
before you go hitting
those sheets again?
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-(SOBS)
You're a liar, Fred.
-Yeah, yeah, so what?
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You lied to me.
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-You lied to me,
you son of a bitch!
-Ah, that's life, sweetheart.
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-That's life.
-You son of a bitch!
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You son of a--
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-(GUNSHOTS)
-(ROXIE GRUNTING)
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You son of a bitch!
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(PHONOGRAPH CRACKLING)
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BACKUP SINGERS:
Hotcha.
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(DRUMS PLAYING)
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BACKUP SINGERS:
Whoopee.
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POLICEMAN 1:
Why you bothering, Sal?
This one's all wrapped up.
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I hear it's a new city record,
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from killing to confession
in an hour flat.
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POLICEMAN 2:
And where did you get
the murder weapon?
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MAN 1:
I keep a gun
in the underwear drawer,
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just in case of trouble,
you know.
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Well, that's just fine.
Sign right there, Mr. Hart.
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Freely and gladly.
Freely and gladly.
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And mind you don't say
we beat it out of you
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when you get up
on the witness stand.
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No, I gave myself up,
surrendered on my own free will.
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ASSISTANT DA:
Isn't he the cheerful murderer?
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ROXIE:
Shooting a burglar ain't murder.
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Just last week
a jury thanked a man.
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I'm always grateful
for citizens who know the law.
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Get in there.
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You too.
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Sit down.
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Okay, from the top.
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Well, a man's got a right
to protect his home
and his loved ones, right?
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Of course he has.
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Well, I come home
from the garage,
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and I see him
climbing through the window...
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ASSISTANT DA:
Uh-huh.
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...with my wife, Roxie,
laying there,
sleeping like an angel.
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That true, Mrs. Hart?
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AMOS:
I'm telling you,
it's the God's honest truth.
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My wife had nothing
to do with it.
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She wouldn't hurt a worm,
not even a worm.
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♪ ("FUNNY HONEY" PLAYING)
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AMOS: It wasn't
till I fired the first shot
she even opened her eyes.
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Boy, she's some heavy sleeper.
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I always said
she could sleep through
the St. Paddy's Day Parade.
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When I think
of what would have happened
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if I went out for a beer
with the guys instead
of coming straight home,
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it makes you sick
even thinking about it.
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BANDLEADER:
For her first number,
Miss Roxie Hart
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would like to sing
a song of love and devotion,
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dedicated
to her dear husband, Amos.
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♪ Sometimes I'm right ♪
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♪ Sometimes I'm wrong ♪
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♪ But he doesn't care ♪
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♪ He'll string along ♪
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♪ He loves me so ♪
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♪ That funny honey of mine ♪
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♪ Sometimes I'm down ♪
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♪ Sometimes I'm up ♪
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♪ But he follows round ♪
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♪ Like some droopy-eyed pup ♪
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♪ He loves me so ♪
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♪ That funny honey of mine ♪
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Like I said,
even after I shot him,
he kept coming at me,
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so I had to pull
the trigger again.
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♪ He ain't no sheik ♪
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♪ That's no great physique ♪
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♪ And Lord knows
He ain't got the smarts ♪
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♪ But look at that soul ♪
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♪ I tell you that whole ♪
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♪ Is a whole lot greater ♪
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♪ Than the sum of his parts ♪
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♪ And if you knew him like me ♪
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♪ I know you'd agree ♪
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♪ What if the world
Slandered my name ♪
249
00:13:19,298 --> 00:13:22,201
♪ Why, he'd be right there ♪
250
00:13:22,268 --> 00:13:26,105
♪ Taking the blame ♪
251
00:13:26,172 --> 00:13:29,241
♪ He loves me so ♪
252
00:13:29,308 --> 00:13:35,981
♪ And it all suits me fine ♪
253
00:13:36,048 --> 00:13:41,287
♪ That funny sunny honey ♪
254
00:13:41,353 --> 00:13:44,290
♪ Hubby of mine ♪
255
00:13:44,356 --> 00:13:46,325
I mean suppose, just suppose
256
00:13:46,392 --> 00:13:48,160
that he had violated her
or something?
257
00:13:48,227 --> 00:13:50,229
You know what I mean? Violated?
258
00:13:50,296 --> 00:13:51,997
-ASSISTANT DA:
I know what you mean.
-Or something.
259
00:13:52,064 --> 00:13:53,899
Think how terrible
that would have been.
260
00:13:53,966 --> 00:13:55,968
It's a good thing
I got home from work on time.
261
00:13:56,035 --> 00:13:58,103
-♪ He loves me so ♪
-AMOS: I'm telling you that.
262
00:13:58,170 --> 00:13:59,505
I say, I'm telling you that.
263
00:13:59,572 --> 00:14:01,974
♪ That funny honey of mine ♪
264
00:14:02,041 --> 00:14:05,344
-Name of deceased, Fred Casely.
-Fred Casely?
265
00:14:05,411 --> 00:14:09,882
How could he be a burglar?
My wife knows him.
He sold us our furniture.
266
00:14:09,949 --> 00:14:12,051
He gave us ten percent off.
267
00:14:12,117 --> 00:14:15,821
♪ Lord knows
He ain't got the smarts ♪
268
00:14:15,888 --> 00:14:17,923
You told me he was a burglar.
269
00:14:17,990 --> 00:14:19,825
ASSISTANT DA:
You mean he was dead
when you got home?
270
00:14:19,892 --> 00:14:21,360
She had him covered in a sheet,
and she's telling me
271
00:14:21,427 --> 00:14:23,429
some cock-and-bull story
about this burglar
272
00:14:23,495 --> 00:14:26,298
and how I ought to say I did it
'cause I was sure to get off.
273
00:14:26,365 --> 00:14:28,901
"Help me, Amos," she says,
"It's my goddamn hour of need."
274
00:14:28,968 --> 00:14:31,270
ROXIE:
♪ Now he shot off his trap ♪
275
00:14:31,337 --> 00:14:34,840
♪ I can't stand that sap ♪
276
00:14:34,907 --> 00:14:36,875
-♪ Look at him go ♪
-And I believed her.
277
00:14:36,942 --> 00:14:39,044
-That cheap little tramp.
-♪ Ratting on me ♪
278
00:14:39,111 --> 00:14:41,981
-So she was two-timing me, huh?
-♪ With just one more brain ♪
279
00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:44,883
♪ What a half-wit he'd be ♪
280
00:14:44,950 --> 00:14:48,187
Boy, I'm down at the garage
working my butt off
14 hours a day,
281
00:14:48,254 --> 00:14:50,489
and she's up here munching
on bonbons
282
00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:53,158
and tramping around
like goddamn floozy!
283
00:14:53,225 --> 00:14:54,593
Thought she could pull
the wool over my eyes.
284
00:14:54,660 --> 00:14:58,330
♪ That scummy, crummy, dummy ♪
285
00:14:58,397 --> 00:15:02,868
♪ Hubby of mine ♪
286
00:15:02,935 --> 00:15:05,337
Boy, what a sap I was!
287
00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:07,573
You double-crosser,
288
00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:10,209
you big blabbermouth,
you promised you'd stick.
289
00:15:10,276 --> 00:15:12,144
What are you talking about?
You've been stringing me,
Roxanne!
290
00:15:12,211 --> 00:15:14,413
-Shh. Goddamn it.
-You told me he was a burglar!
291
00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:16,215
-Goddamn it!
-The whole time, you've been
up here, jazzing him.
292
00:15:16,282 --> 00:15:19,451
-You are a disloyal husband!
-(SCOFFS)
293
00:15:20,653 --> 00:15:22,254
(SIGHS)
294
00:15:22,321 --> 00:15:24,390
Look, it's true. I shot him.
295
00:15:24,456 --> 00:15:27,326
But it was self-defense.
He was trying to burgle me.
296
00:15:27,393 --> 00:15:29,161
From what I hear,
he's been burgling you
297
00:15:29,228 --> 00:15:31,930
three times a week
for the last month.
298
00:15:31,997 --> 00:15:34,233
So, what do you say, missus?
299
00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:36,535
-That's him, all right.
-ASSISTANT DA:
Thank you.
300
00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:39,038
Your story doesn't wash,
Mrs. Hart,
301
00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:41,507
so try this on for size.
302
00:15:41,573 --> 00:15:43,942
Fred Casely was a good time
on the side with goofy here
as a meal ticket.
303
00:15:44,009 --> 00:15:47,012
Meal ticket?
He couldn't buy my liquor.
304
00:15:47,079 --> 00:15:48,447
And Fred Casely could?
305
00:15:48,514 --> 00:15:50,415
With a wife
and five little Caselys?
306
00:15:50,482 --> 00:15:53,419
Or did he forget
to mention them?
307
00:15:53,485 --> 00:15:57,356
-(GASPS) Wha...? What?
-ASSISTANT DA:
All his.
308
00:15:57,423 --> 00:16:00,559
(ROXIE GASPING) That bastard.
309
00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:02,928
That bastard!
310
00:16:02,995 --> 00:16:05,297
Yeah, I killed him,
and I would kill him again!
311
00:16:05,364 --> 00:16:10,169
Once was enough, dearie.
Take her downtown. Come on!
312
00:16:10,235 --> 00:16:13,272
REPORTER 1:
There, 260. Pull over now.
313
00:16:13,339 --> 00:16:16,141
Here they come. This way, honey.
Oh, come on, it's a shame
314
00:16:16,208 --> 00:16:18,510
-to hide such a beautiful face.
-REPORTER 2:
Why'd you shoot him, huh?
315
00:16:18,577 --> 00:16:20,279
REPORTER 1:
Why don't you give us
a profile with a little smile
316
00:16:20,346 --> 00:16:21,914
like the girl
from the toothpaste ad?
317
00:16:21,980 --> 00:16:24,383
Enjoy it while you can.
Take this down.
318
00:16:24,450 --> 00:16:26,185
Assistant District Attorney
Harrison says
319
00:16:26,251 --> 00:16:28,954
-this is a hanging case.
-Hanging?
320
00:16:29,021 --> 00:16:30,222
-ASSISTANT DA: I'm ready to go
to the jury tomorrow.
-What do you mean, hanging?
321
00:16:30,289 --> 00:16:31,690
Not so tough anymore, are you?
322
00:16:31,757 --> 00:16:34,293
Take her down
to the Cook County Jail.
323
00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:35,961
Come on, sweetie, a headline.
Why'd you shoot him?
Was he cruel to you?
324
00:16:36,028 --> 00:16:37,996
Did he beat you?
Was he fooling around?
325
00:16:38,063 --> 00:16:40,366
-Hey, what do you mean, hanging?
-Why'd you shoot him, honey?
326
00:16:40,432 --> 00:16:44,103
(REPORTERS SHOUTING)
327
00:16:58,584 --> 00:17:01,220
Morphine, opium, cocaine?
328
00:17:01,286 --> 00:17:04,056
PRISON OFFICER 1:
Arm length, 31 inches.
329
00:17:04,123 --> 00:17:05,958
-PRISON OFFICER 2:
Arm length, 31 inches.
-(DOOR OPENS)
330
00:17:06,022 --> 00:17:07,025
-PRISON OFFICER 1:
Height...
331
00:17:10,295 --> 00:17:13,598
The matron's on her way,
so don't get too cozy.
332
00:17:15,134 --> 00:17:16,702
Put out that cigarette!
333
00:17:20,606 --> 00:17:22,406
WOMAN:
Ever had Morton before?
334
00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:27,246
(DOOR SHUTS)
335
00:17:27,310 --> 00:17:29,381
She's fine
336
00:17:29,448 --> 00:17:31,450
as long as you keep her happy.
337
00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:34,286
(DRUMROLL)
338
00:17:34,353 --> 00:17:36,522
BANDLEADER:
And now, ladies and gentlemen,
339
00:17:36,588 --> 00:17:38,357
the keeper of the keys,
340
00:17:38,424 --> 00:17:39,625
the countess of the clink,
341
00:17:39,691 --> 00:17:42,428
the mistress of murderess row,
342
00:17:42,494 --> 00:17:44,229
Matron Mama Morton!
343
00:17:44,296 --> 00:17:47,332
♪ ("WHEN YOU'RE GOOD TO MAMA"
PLAYING )
344
00:17:48,634 --> 00:17:52,604
(APPLAUSE)
345
00:17:55,474 --> 00:18:00,078
♪ Ask any of the chickies
In my pen ♪
346
00:18:00,145 --> 00:18:05,584
♪ They'll tell you
I'm the biggest mother hen ♪
347
00:18:05,651 --> 00:18:10,622
♪ I love them all
And all of them love me ♪
348
00:18:10,689 --> 00:18:14,293
♪ Because the system works
The system called ♪
349
00:18:14,359 --> 00:18:21,266
♪ Reciprocity ♪
350
00:18:21,333 --> 00:18:22,434
PRISON OFFICER:
On your feet.
351
00:18:22,501 --> 00:18:23,735
(CHAIRS RUSTLING)
352
00:18:25,370 --> 00:18:27,039
Welcome, ladies.
353
00:18:27,105 --> 00:18:29,775
♪ Got a little motto ♪
354
00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:32,544
♪ Always sees me through ♪
355
00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:35,280
♪ When you're good to Mama ♪
356
00:18:35,347 --> 00:18:37,683
♪ Mama's good to you ♪
357
00:18:37,749 --> 00:18:40,352
You might think I'm here
to make your life a living hell,
358
00:18:40,419 --> 00:18:42,554
but it's just not true.
359
00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:44,690
♪ There's a lot of favors ♪
360
00:18:44,756 --> 00:18:48,227
♪ I'm prepared to do ♪
361
00:18:48,293 --> 00:18:51,230
♪ You do one for Mama ♪
362
00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:53,098
♪ She'll do one for you ♪
363
00:18:53,165 --> 00:18:55,334
I'd like to be your friend
if you let me.
364
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:56,768
So if there's something
that upsets you
365
00:18:56,835 --> 00:18:59,538
or makes you unhappy
in any way,
366
00:18:59,605 --> 00:19:03,108
don't shoot your fat ass mouth
off to me 'cause I don't give
a shit. Now move it out.
367
00:19:03,175 --> 00:19:06,144
♪ They say that life
Is tit for tat ♪
368
00:19:06,211 --> 00:19:08,547
♪ And that's the way I live ♪
369
00:19:08,614 --> 00:19:11,416
♪ So I deserve a lot of tat ♪
370
00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:14,419
♪ For what I've got to give ♪
371
00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:17,656
♪ Don't you know
That this hand ♪
372
00:19:17,723 --> 00:19:19,691
♪ Washes that one too ♪
373
00:19:19,758 --> 00:19:22,561
♪ When you're good to Mama ♪
374
00:19:22,628 --> 00:19:28,567
♪ Mama's good to you ♪
375
00:19:28,634 --> 00:19:31,603
(APPLAUSE)
376
00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:36,141
-Let's go.
-You must be Hart.
377
00:19:36,208 --> 00:19:39,578
-Ain't you the pretty one.
-Thank you, ma'am.
378
00:19:39,645 --> 00:19:41,680
Oh, no, call me Mama.
379
00:19:41,747 --> 00:19:43,815
I'm here to take care of you.
380
00:19:43,882 --> 00:19:46,518
Now you'll be habitating
down in the East Block,
381
00:19:46,585 --> 00:19:48,253
Murderess Row, we call it.
382
00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:50,756
Oh. Is that nicer?
383
00:19:52,791 --> 00:19:56,261
(CHEERING, HOOTING)
384
00:20:00,933 --> 00:20:03,368
You know, I don't think
I really belong in here.
385
00:20:03,435 --> 00:20:05,504
-I didn't actually
do anything wrong.
-No need to tell me, honey.
386
00:20:05,571 --> 00:20:07,539
I ain't never heard
of a man getting killed
387
00:20:07,606 --> 00:20:09,541
when he didn't get
just what was coming to him.
388
00:20:09,608 --> 00:20:12,477
Hey, Mama! Come here, come here.
389
00:20:12,544 --> 00:20:15,280
Velma Kelly?
390
00:20:15,347 --> 00:20:17,583
You're the Velma Kelly.
391
00:20:17,649 --> 00:20:19,785
Uh... You know,
I was there that night.
392
00:20:19,851 --> 00:20:21,920
I was there the night
that you got arrested.
393
00:20:21,987 --> 00:20:23,989
Yeah, you and half of Chicago.
394
00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:25,991
-Look at this, Mama.
-Oh.
395
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:28,961
An editorial denouncing me
in Redbook magazine.
396
00:20:29,027 --> 00:20:31,363
"Not in memory do we recall
397
00:20:31,430 --> 00:20:33,999
-so fiendish and horrible
a double homicide."
-Mama: Mm...
398
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:36,868
-Baby, you couldn't buy
that kind of publicity.
-Couldn't buy it?
399
00:20:39,805 --> 00:20:41,540
I guess I can keep this then.
400
00:20:41,607 --> 00:20:45,544
(CHUCKLES) Nice try.
401
00:20:45,611 --> 00:20:48,280
♪ If you want my gravy ♪
402
00:20:48,347 --> 00:20:50,582
♪ Pepper my ragout ♪
403
00:20:50,649 --> 00:20:53,652
♪ Spice it up for Mama ♪
404
00:20:53,719 --> 00:20:56,755
♪ She'll get hot for you ♪
405
00:21:00,792 --> 00:21:03,462
♪ When they pass that basket ♪
406
00:21:03,528 --> 00:21:06,264
♪ Folks contribute to ♪
407
00:21:06,331 --> 00:21:08,834
♪ You put in for Mama ♪
408
00:21:08,900 --> 00:21:11,370
♪ She'll put out for you ♪
409
00:21:11,436 --> 00:21:13,405
(APPLAUDS)
410
00:21:15,807 --> 00:21:18,410
♪ The folks atop the ladder ♪
411
00:21:18,477 --> 00:21:20,879
♪ Are the ones
The world adores ♪
412
00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:24,016
♪ So boost me up
My ladder, kid ♪
413
00:21:24,082 --> 00:21:26,952
♪ And I'll boost you up yours ♪
414
00:21:27,019 --> 00:21:29,888
♪ Let's all stroke together ♪
415
00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:32,791
♪ Like the Princeton Crew ♪
416
00:21:32,858 --> 00:21:35,661
♪ When you're stroking Mama ♪
417
00:21:35,727 --> 00:21:38,764
♪ Mama's stroking you ♪
418
00:21:38,830 --> 00:21:41,066
♪ So what's
the one conclusion ♪
419
00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:44,369
♪ I can bring this number to ♪
420
00:21:44,436 --> 00:21:48,674
♪ When you're good to Mama ♪
421
00:21:48,740 --> 00:21:53,745
♪ Mama's good ♪
422
00:21:53,812 --> 00:21:59,851
♪ To you ♪
423
00:21:59,918 --> 00:22:02,821
Ah, yes!
424
00:22:02,888 --> 00:22:04,690
(APPLAUSE)
425
00:22:04,756 --> 00:22:07,459
Mama, um, it's kind of,
426
00:22:07,526 --> 00:22:09,995
uh, freezing in here.
(CHUCKLES)
427
00:22:10,062 --> 00:22:12,531
You don't think maybe there's
something wrong with the heat?
428
00:22:12,597 --> 00:22:14,833
Not that I'm complaining,
mind you, but--
429
00:22:14,900 --> 00:22:16,735
But, you know, if, um...
430
00:22:16,802 --> 00:22:19,037
If you got a couple
extra blankets tucked away--
431
00:22:22,774 --> 00:22:23,775
MAMA:
Lights out, ladies.
432
00:22:26,545 --> 00:22:28,714
(MECHANISM RUMBLING)
433
00:22:30,916 --> 00:22:31,950
(GASPS)
434
00:22:35,454 --> 00:22:37,055
Oh...
435
00:22:38,990 --> 00:22:40,025
(SIGHS) Okay.
436
00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:42,027
(SNIFFLES)
437
00:22:46,098 --> 00:22:47,432
(SNIFFLES)
438
00:22:50,936 --> 00:22:54,106
(SOBS) Okay.
439
00:22:57,223 --> 00:22:58,224
(WATER DRIPS)
440
00:23:06,333 --> 00:23:08,034
(WATER DRIPS)
441
00:23:11,404 --> 00:23:13,306
(WATER DRIPPING)
442
00:23:13,373 --> 00:23:14,941
(WATER DRIPPING)
443
00:23:15,008 --> 00:23:16,843
-(FOOT STOMPS)
-(WATER DRIPPING)
444
00:23:16,910 --> 00:23:18,878
-(FOOT STOMPS)
-(WATER DRIPPING)
445
00:23:18,945 --> 00:23:21,014
-(FOOT STOMPS)
-(WATER DRIPPING)
446
00:23:21,081 --> 00:23:23,083
-(FOOT STOMPS)
-(WATER DRIPPING)
-(FINGERS TAPPING)
447
00:23:23,149 --> 00:23:25,151
-(FOOT STOMPS)
-(WATER DRIPPING)
-(FINGERS TAPPING)
448
00:23:25,218 --> 00:23:27,020
-(FOOT STOMPS)
-(WATER DRIPPING)
-(FINGERS TAPPING)
449
00:23:27,087 --> 00:23:28,722
Pop.
450
00:23:28,788 --> 00:23:29,923
Six.
451
00:23:31,024 --> 00:23:32,058
Squish.
452
00:23:33,026 --> 00:23:34,194
Uh-uh.
453
00:23:35,028 --> 00:23:36,129
Cicero.
454
00:23:37,330 --> 00:23:39,032
Lipschitz.
455
00:23:39,099 --> 00:23:42,802
♪ ("CELL BLOCK TANGO" PLAYING)
456
00:23:42,869 --> 00:23:44,704
-And now...
-LIZ:
Pop.
457
00:23:44,771 --> 00:23:46,673
-...the six merry murderesses...
-ANNIE:
Six.
458
00:23:46,740 --> 00:23:48,408
-...of the Cook County Jail...
-JUNE:
Squish.
459
00:23:48,475 --> 00:23:50,310
-...in their rendition of...
-HUNYAK:
Uh-uh.
460
00:23:50,377 --> 00:23:53,079
-...the "Cell Block Tango".
-VELMA:
Cicero.
461
00:23:53,146 --> 00:23:55,048
MONA:
Lipschitz.
462
00:23:59,185 --> 00:24:00,986
LIZ:
Pop.
463
00:24:01,054 --> 00:24:02,355
ANNIE:
Six.
464
00:24:02,422 --> 00:24:04,657
JUNE:
Squish.
465
00:24:04,724 --> 00:24:05,725
HUNYAK:
Uh-uh.
466
00:24:06,860 --> 00:24:07,874
VELMA:
Cicero.
467
00:24:09,195 --> 00:24:10,997
MONA:
Lipschitz.
468
00:24:11,064 --> 00:24:13,033
-♪ Pop ♪
-♪ Six ♪
469
00:24:13,099 --> 00:24:14,934
-♪ Squish ♪
-♪ Uh-uh ♪
470
00:24:15,001 --> 00:24:16,736
♪ Cicero ♪
471
00:24:16,803 --> 00:24:19,172
♪ Lipschitz ♪
472
00:24:19,239 --> 00:24:22,909
♪ Pop, six, squish
Uh-uh, Cicero, Lipschitz ♪
473
00:24:22,976 --> 00:24:27,213
♪ Pop, six, squish
Uh-uh, Cicero, Lipschitz ♪
474
00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:31,117
♪ He had it coming
He had it coming ♪
475
00:24:31,184 --> 00:24:34,988
♪ He only had himself
to blame ♪
476
00:24:35,054 --> 00:24:38,425
♪ If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it ♪
477
00:24:38,491 --> 00:24:41,961
♪ I betcha you would
Have done the same ♪
478
00:24:42,028 --> 00:24:45,865
♪ Pop, six, squish
Uh-uh, Cicero, Lipschitz ♪
479
00:24:45,932 --> 00:24:49,435
♪ Pop, six, squish
Uh-uh, Cicero, Lipschitz ♪
480
00:24:49,502 --> 00:24:53,840
You know how people
have these little habits
that get you down?
481
00:24:53,907 --> 00:24:55,442
Like Bernie.
482
00:24:55,508 --> 00:24:57,877
Bernie he liked to chew gum.
483
00:24:57,944 --> 00:24:59,312
No, not chew.
484
00:24:59,379 --> 00:25:01,314
Pop.
485
00:25:01,381 --> 00:25:03,883
So I came home this one day,
and I'm really irritated,
486
00:25:03,950 --> 00:25:06,086
and I'm looking
for a little bit of sympathy.
487
00:25:06,152 --> 00:25:08,688
And there's Bernie,
lying on the couch,
488
00:25:08,755 --> 00:25:10,123
drinking a beer and chewing.
489
00:25:10,190 --> 00:25:12,125
No, not chewing.
490
00:25:12,192 --> 00:25:13,960
Popping!
491
00:25:14,027 --> 00:25:16,663
So I said to him,
I said, "You pop that gum
492
00:25:16,729 --> 00:25:19,065
one more time..."
493
00:25:19,132 --> 00:25:21,067
(SIGHS) And he did.
494
00:25:21,134 --> 00:25:23,069
So I took the shotgun
off the wall,
495
00:25:23,136 --> 00:25:26,873
and I fired two warning shots...
496
00:25:26,940 --> 00:25:29,943
into his head.
497
00:25:30,009 --> 00:25:34,914
♪ He had it coming
He had it coming ♪
498
00:25:34,981 --> 00:25:38,118
♪ He only had himself
to blame ♪
499
00:25:38,184 --> 00:25:41,987
♪ If you'd have been there
If you'd have heard it ♪
500
00:25:42,055 --> 00:25:45,391
♪ I betcha you would
Have done the same ♪
501
00:25:51,264 --> 00:25:53,466
-♪ He had it coming ♪
-I met Ezekiel Young
502
00:25:53,533 --> 00:25:55,902
from Salt Lake City
about two years ago,
503
00:25:55,969 --> 00:25:59,939
and he told me he was single,
and we hit it off right away.
504
00:26:00,006 --> 00:26:01,908
So we started living together.
505
00:26:01,975 --> 00:26:03,476
He'd go to work. He'd come home.
506
00:26:03,543 --> 00:26:06,713
I'd fix him a drink.
We'd have dinner.
507
00:26:06,779 --> 00:26:09,249
And then I found out.
508
00:26:09,315 --> 00:26:13,052
Single, he told me?
Single, my ass.
509
00:26:13,119 --> 00:26:15,855
Not only was he married,
oh, no,
510
00:26:15,922 --> 00:26:17,090
he had six wives.
511
00:26:17,157 --> 00:26:20,225
One of those Mormons, you know.
512
00:26:20,293 --> 00:26:22,829
So that night
when he came home from work,
513
00:26:22,896 --> 00:26:27,433
I fixed him his drink, as usual.
514
00:26:27,500 --> 00:26:31,437
You know, some guys
just can't hold their arsenic.
515
00:26:31,504 --> 00:26:33,939
-♪ He had it coming ♪
-♪ Pop, six, squish ♪
516
00:26:34,007 --> 00:26:35,975
-♪ He had it coming ♪
-♪ Uh-uh, Cicero, Lipschitz ♪
517
00:26:36,042 --> 00:26:39,245
♪ He took a flower
In its prime ♪
518
00:26:39,312 --> 00:26:41,213
-♪ And then he used it ♪
-♪ Pop ♪
519
00:26:41,281 --> 00:26:43,183
-♪ And he abused it ♪
-♪ Six ♪
520
00:26:43,249 --> 00:26:46,052
♪ It was a murder
But not a crime ♪
521
00:26:46,119 --> 00:26:47,854
♪ Cicero, Lipschitz ♪
522
00:26:47,921 --> 00:26:49,255
Now I'm standing
in the kitchen,
523
00:26:49,322 --> 00:26:51,057
carving up
the chicken for dinner,
524
00:26:51,124 --> 00:26:52,926
minding my own business.
525
00:26:52,992 --> 00:26:56,462
In storms my husband Wilbur
in a jealous rage.
526
00:26:56,529 --> 00:26:58,264
"You've been screwing
the milkman," he says.
527
00:26:58,331 --> 00:27:00,300
He was crazy.
528
00:27:00,366 --> 00:27:02,402
And he kept on screaming,
"You been screwing the milkman!"
529
00:27:02,468 --> 00:27:05,338
And then he ran into my knife.
530
00:27:05,405 --> 00:27:08,074
He ran into my knife ten times.
531
00:27:10,944 --> 00:27:13,913
♪ If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it ♪
532
00:27:13,980 --> 00:27:17,350
♪ I betcha you would
Have done the same ♪
533
00:27:17,417 --> 00:27:19,852
(HUNYAK SPEAKING IN HUNGARIAN)
534
00:27:39,172 --> 00:27:41,040
ROXIE:
Yeah, but did you do it?
535
00:27:41,107 --> 00:27:45,411
Uh-uh, not guilty.
536
00:27:45,478 --> 00:27:48,348
♪ He had it coming ♪
537
00:27:48,414 --> 00:27:51,551
My sister, Veronica,
and I had this double act,
538
00:27:51,618 --> 00:27:54,520
and my husband, Charlie,
traveled around with us.
539
00:27:54,587 --> 00:27:56,256
Now for the last number
in our act,
540
00:27:56,322 --> 00:27:58,124
we did these 20 acrobatic tricks
in a row.
541
00:27:58,191 --> 00:28:00,627
One, two, three, four, five.
542
00:28:00,693 --> 00:28:03,229
Splits, spread eagles,
backflips, flip-flops,
543
00:28:03,296 --> 00:28:04,897
one right after the other.
544
00:28:04,964 --> 00:28:06,833
So this one night
before the show,
545
00:28:06,899 --> 00:28:09,202
we're down at the Hotel Cicero.
546
00:28:09,269 --> 00:28:13,206
The three of us boozing
and having a few laughs,
547
00:28:13,273 --> 00:28:16,876
and we run out of ice,
so I go out to get some.
548
00:28:16,943 --> 00:28:20,213
I come back, open the door
549
00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:24,183
and there's Veronica and Charlie
doing Number 17...
550
00:28:25,251 --> 00:28:27,487
The Spread Eagle.
551
00:28:27,553 --> 00:28:30,189
Well, I was
in such a state of shock,
552
00:28:30,256 --> 00:28:33,626
I completely blacked out.
I can't remember a thing.
553
00:28:33,692 --> 00:28:35,595
It wasn't until later,
554
00:28:35,662 --> 00:28:37,897
when I was washing
the blood off my hands,
555
00:28:37,964 --> 00:28:40,033
I even knew they were dead.
556
00:28:40,099 --> 00:28:42,067
♪ They had it coming ♪
557
00:28:42,135 --> 00:28:43,936
♪ They had it coming ♪
558
00:28:44,003 --> 00:28:46,973
♪ They had it coming
all along ♪
559
00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:49,175
-♪ I didn't do it ♪
-♪ She didn't do it ♪
560
00:28:49,242 --> 00:28:51,244
-♪ But if I'd done it ♪
-♪ But if she'd done it ♪
561
00:28:51,311 --> 00:28:56,549
♪ How could you tell me
That I was wrong ♪
562
00:28:56,616 --> 00:28:58,351
♪ They had it coming ♪
563
00:28:58,418 --> 00:29:00,219
♪ They had it coming ♪
564
00:29:00,286 --> 00:29:02,021
♪ They had it coming
all along ♪
565
00:29:02,088 --> 00:29:04,257
♪ They took a flower
In its prime ♪
566
00:29:04,324 --> 00:29:06,359
-♪ I didn't do it ♪
-♪ And then they used it ♪
567
00:29:06,426 --> 00:29:08,328
-♪ But if I'd done it ♪
-♪ And they abused it ♪
568
00:29:08,394 --> 00:29:12,298
♪ How could you tell me
That I was wrong ♪
569
00:29:12,365 --> 00:29:15,401
I loved Al Lipschitz
more than I could possibly say.
570
00:29:15,468 --> 00:29:17,236
He was a real artistic guy,
571
00:29:17,303 --> 00:29:20,006
sensitive, a painter.
572
00:29:20,073 --> 00:29:22,642
-(WHISTLE BLOWING)
-But he was always
trying to find himself.
573
00:29:22,709 --> 00:29:24,510
He'd go out every night,
looking for himself.
574
00:29:24,577 --> 00:29:26,379
-And, on the way...
-(WHISTLE BLOWING)
575
00:29:26,446 --> 00:29:30,116
...he found
Ruth, Gladys, Rosemary...
576
00:29:30,183 --> 00:29:32,317
and Irving.
577
00:29:32,385 --> 00:29:35,321
I guess
you could say we broke up
because of artistic differences.
578
00:29:35,388 --> 00:29:39,158
He saw himself as alive,
and I saw him dead.
579
00:29:39,225 --> 00:29:41,027
(GASPS)
580
00:29:41,094 --> 00:29:43,996
♪ The dirty bum, bum
Bum, bum, bum ♪
581
00:29:44,063 --> 00:29:47,433
♪ The dirty bum
Bum, bum, bum, bum ♪
582
00:29:47,500 --> 00:29:49,569
♪ They had it coming ♪
583
00:29:49,635 --> 00:29:51,471
♪ They had it coming ♪
584
00:29:51,537 --> 00:29:55,141
♪ They had it coming
all along ♪
585
00:29:55,208 --> 00:29:58,511
♪ And if they used us
Then they abused us ♪
586
00:29:58,578 --> 00:30:02,181
♪ Could you tell us
That we were wrong ♪
587
00:30:02,248 --> 00:30:05,752
♪ He had it coming
He had it coming ♪
588
00:30:05,818 --> 00:30:09,188
♪ He only had himself
to blame ♪
589
00:30:09,255 --> 00:30:13,526
♪ If you'd have been there ♪
If you'd have seen it ♪
590
00:30:13,593 --> 00:30:15,995
♪ I betcha you would
Have done the same ♪
591
00:30:16,062 --> 00:30:18,464
-You pop that gum
one more time...
-Single, my ass.
592
00:30:18,531 --> 00:30:20,733
-Ten times!
-(HUNYAK SPEAKING IN HUNGARIAN)
593
00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:23,336
-Number 17, the spread eagle.
-Artistic differences.
594
00:30:23,403 --> 00:30:25,071
LIZ:
Pop.
595
00:30:25,138 --> 00:30:27,039
ANNIE:
Six.
596
00:30:27,106 --> 00:30:29,208
JUNE:
Squish.
597
00:30:29,275 --> 00:30:31,043
HUNYAK:
Uh-uh.
598
00:30:31,110 --> 00:30:33,146
VELMA:
Cicero.
599
00:30:33,212 --> 00:30:34,680
MONA:
Lipschitz.
600
00:30:37,216 --> 00:30:37,512
(AIR HISSES)
601
00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:39,933
(AIR HISSES)
602
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:41,869
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
603
00:30:41,935 --> 00:30:44,571
-Who belongs to them?
-What's it to you?
604
00:30:44,638 --> 00:30:47,408
Nothing.
Heard they were Velma's.
605
00:30:47,474 --> 00:30:50,344
Yeah, the Hunyak
does all her laundry
for a buck a week.
606
00:31:00,854 --> 00:31:02,556
Fresh towels for the can.
607
00:31:02,623 --> 00:31:04,324
-Make it quick.
-Mm-hm.
608
00:31:04,391 --> 00:31:06,427
(KEYS JINGLE)
609
00:31:06,493 --> 00:31:08,696
MAMA:
I'm gonna take care of you now.
610
00:31:08,762 --> 00:31:11,331
I know a couple of things.
Now, hear me out on this.
611
00:31:11,398 --> 00:31:13,634
Now Billy Flynn's set
your trial date for March 5th.
612
00:31:13,701 --> 00:31:15,569
March 7th, you'll be acquitted.
613
00:31:15,636 --> 00:31:18,439
And March 8th, you know
what Mama's gonna do for you?
614
00:31:18,505 --> 00:31:21,308
Mama is gonna put you back
on the Vaudeville circuit.
615
00:31:21,375 --> 00:31:24,044
-So now you're an agent too?
-Well, dearie,
until Ma Bell installs
616
00:31:24,111 --> 00:31:26,914
a private line in your cell,
all the calls have gotta
go through me.
617
00:31:26,980 --> 00:31:28,816
VELMA:
What kind of dough
are we talking about?
618
00:31:28,882 --> 00:31:30,584
You know, it's a crazy world.
619
00:31:30,651 --> 00:31:32,453
I mean,
Babe Ruth is wearing rouge
620
00:31:32,519 --> 00:31:34,555
and playing the palace
for $5,000 a week.
621
00:31:34,621 --> 00:31:36,824
VELMA:
Yeah, and what about someone
with real talent?
622
00:31:36,890 --> 00:31:39,693
MAMA: Well,
I've been talking to the boys
over at William Morris.
623
00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:41,829
And due to your recent
sensational activities,
624
00:31:41,895 --> 00:31:44,064
they seem to think
they can get you 2,500.
625
00:31:44,131 --> 00:31:45,899
VELMA:
Twenty-five hundred?
626
00:31:45,966 --> 00:31:48,535
Jeez, the most me and Veronica
made was 350.
627
00:31:48,602 --> 00:31:50,671
MAMA: Yeah, well, that's
what happens when you have
the right representation.
628
00:31:50,738 --> 00:31:52,439
VELMA:
You know what, Mama?
629
00:31:52,506 --> 00:31:54,942
I always wanted to play
Big Jim Colosimo's.
630
00:31:55,008 --> 00:31:57,043
Do you think
you can get me that?
631
00:31:57,111 --> 00:31:58,445
-Big Jim's?
-Yeah.
632
00:31:58,512 --> 00:31:59,980
Jeez, I don't know.
633
00:32:00,047 --> 00:32:01,448
That's gonna take
another phone call.
634
00:32:01,515 --> 00:32:03,083
How much is that gonna cost?
635
00:32:03,150 --> 00:32:05,686
Oh, come on, Vel,
you know how I feel about you.
636
00:32:05,753 --> 00:32:08,522
-You're like family to me.
You're like one of my own.
-Yeah.
637
00:32:08,589 --> 00:32:10,524
I'll do it for 50 bucks.
638
00:32:10,591 --> 00:32:12,760
-VELMA:
Fifty bucks for a phone call?
-(MATCH STRIKES)
639
00:32:12,826 --> 00:32:14,828
You must get a lot
of wrong numbers, Mama.
640
00:32:14,894 --> 00:32:18,632
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
641
00:32:18,699 --> 00:32:19,867
(DOOR CLOSES)
642
00:32:19,933 --> 00:32:21,769
Oh, Miss Kelly...
643
00:32:21,835 --> 00:32:24,938
Got your personals,
freshly pressed by yours truly.
644
00:32:25,005 --> 00:32:26,640
No, no, it's my pleasure.
645
00:32:28,475 --> 00:32:31,979
Hey, listen, um...
Can I ask you something?
646
00:32:32,045 --> 00:32:34,047
You know that Harrison guy?
647
00:32:34,114 --> 00:32:36,150
Well, he said that what I done
is a hanging case,
648
00:32:36,216 --> 00:32:39,486
and that he's prepared
to ask for the maximum penalty.
649
00:32:39,553 --> 00:32:42,823
-Yeah, so?
-So, I'm scared.
(CHUCKLES)
650
00:32:42,890 --> 00:32:45,459
And I sure would appreciate
some advice,
651
00:32:45,526 --> 00:32:48,962
I mean, especially from someone
I admire as much as you.
652
00:32:49,029 --> 00:32:51,899
See, since
I can remember, I have
wanted to be on the stage.
653
00:32:51,965 --> 00:32:55,135
Really? What's your talent?
Washing and drying?
654
00:32:55,202 --> 00:32:57,571
No, no, no,
I danced in the chorus.
655
00:32:57,638 --> 00:33:00,174
-Oh.
-Well, that was before
I met my husband Amos.
656
00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:01,909
Look, honey,
you want some advice?
657
00:33:01,975 --> 00:33:04,478
Here it is,
direct from me to you.
658
00:33:04,545 --> 00:33:08,582
Keep your paws
off my underwear, okay?
659
00:33:10,584 --> 00:33:11,819
Yeah, okay.
660
00:33:13,654 --> 00:33:15,823
Thanks...
661
00:33:15,889 --> 00:33:18,458
for nothing.
662
00:33:18,525 --> 00:33:20,861
She's something, ain't she?
663
00:33:20,928 --> 00:33:24,097
I tell you,
no matter how big she gets,
she's still as common as ever.
664
00:33:24,164 --> 00:33:25,699
I'd like to help you, dearie.
665
00:33:28,502 --> 00:33:29,636
Take a load off.
666
00:33:31,538 --> 00:33:33,106
(DOOR CLOSES)
667
00:33:33,173 --> 00:33:35,475
So, what do you figure
on using for grounds?
668
00:33:35,541 --> 00:33:37,511
-Grounds?
-What are you gonna tell
the jury?
669
00:33:37,577 --> 00:33:39,680
I just figured
I'd tell them the truth.
670
00:33:39,746 --> 00:33:41,815
-The truth?
-Yeah.
671
00:33:41,882 --> 00:33:43,884
That's a one-way ticket
to the death house.
672
00:33:43,951 --> 00:33:45,018
Holy mother of God.
673
00:33:45,085 --> 00:33:47,120
Oh, relax.
674
00:33:47,187 --> 00:33:49,590
I mean, in this town,
murder's a form
of entertainment.
675
00:33:49,656 --> 00:33:53,060
Besides, in 47 years,
Cook County ain't never hung
a woman yet,
676
00:33:53,126 --> 00:33:56,163
so the odds are, 47 to one,
that they won't hang you.
677
00:33:56,230 --> 00:33:58,098
Jesus, Mary and Joseph.
678
00:33:58,165 --> 00:33:59,700
You're talking
to the wrong people.
679
00:33:59,766 --> 00:34:02,502
What you need is Billy Flynn.
680
00:34:02,569 --> 00:34:04,504
-Who?
-Billy Flynn.
681
00:34:04,571 --> 00:34:06,673
He's only
the best criminal lawyer
in all of Illinois.
682
00:34:06,740 --> 00:34:09,676
I'm telling you.
What he don't know
about juries and women...
683
00:34:09,743 --> 00:34:11,178
How do you get this Billy Flynn?
684
00:34:11,245 --> 00:34:13,146
Well, not by praying, dearie.
685
00:34:13,213 --> 00:34:15,649
First you give me 100 dollars.
686
00:34:15,716 --> 00:34:18,718
-And then I make a phone call.
-A hundred dollars?
Well, you just--
687
00:34:18,785 --> 00:34:22,055
I mean it seems pretty steep
for a phone call.
688
00:34:22,122 --> 00:34:23,756
Oh, but he's worth every cent.
689
00:34:23,823 --> 00:34:25,690
♪ ("ALL I CARE ABOUT IS LOVE"
PLAYING)
690
00:34:25,758 --> 00:34:28,128
I mean, he's never lost a case
for a female client yet.
691
00:34:28,195 --> 00:34:30,831
And with a sweet little puss
like yours, well...
692
00:34:30,898 --> 00:34:33,267
Let's just say justice
ain't so blind in Chicago.
693
00:34:33,333 --> 00:34:36,069
-He's never lost a case?
-Never.
694
00:34:36,135 --> 00:34:38,572
-Every girl in this place
would kill to have
-♪ Give ♪
695
00:34:38,639 --> 00:34:43,810
-Billy Flynn represent her.
-♪ Us Billy ♪
696
00:34:43,877 --> 00:34:50,784
♪ We want Billy ♪
697
00:34:50,851 --> 00:34:57,623
♪ B-I-Double-L-Y ♪
698
00:34:57,690 --> 00:35:04,932
♪ We're all his ♪
699
00:35:04,998 --> 00:35:11,939
♪ He's our kind of a guy ♪
700
00:35:12,005 --> 00:35:15,275
♪ And, ooh, what luck ♪
701
00:35:15,342 --> 00:35:22,215
♪ 'Cause here he is ♪
702
00:35:22,282 --> 00:35:24,284
BANDLEADER:
Ladies and gentlemen,
703
00:35:24,351 --> 00:35:26,553
presenting the silver-tongued
the prince of the courtroom,
704
00:35:26,620 --> 00:35:28,322
the one, the only
705
00:35:28,388 --> 00:35:30,757
Billy Flynn.
706
00:35:38,098 --> 00:35:41,268
♪ I don't care
About expensive things ♪
707
00:35:41,335 --> 00:35:45,272
♪ Cashmere coats
Diamond rings ♪
708
00:35:45,339 --> 00:35:47,007
♪ Don't mean a thing ♪
709
00:35:47,074 --> 00:35:50,243
♪ All I care about is love ♪
710
00:35:50,310 --> 00:35:52,646
-♪ That's what I'm here for ♪
-♪ That's what he's here for ♪
711
00:35:52,713 --> 00:35:55,782
BILLY:
♪ I don't care
For wearing silk cravats ♪
712
00:35:55,849 --> 00:35:59,252
♪ Ruby studs, satin spats ♪
713
00:35:59,319 --> 00:36:01,088
♪ Don't mean a thing ♪
714
00:36:01,154 --> 00:36:03,623
♪ All I care about is love ♪
715
00:36:03,690 --> 00:36:06,159
BACKUP SINGERS:
♪ All he cares about is love ♪
716
00:36:06,226 --> 00:36:09,796
♪ Give me two eyes of blue ♪
717
00:36:09,863 --> 00:36:11,765
♪ Softly saying ♪
718
00:36:11,832 --> 00:36:13,667
BACKUP SINGERS:
♪ I need you ♪
719
00:36:13,734 --> 00:36:16,737
♪ Let me see her
Standing there ♪
720
00:36:16,803 --> 00:36:20,707
♪ And honest, mister,
I'm a millionaire ♪
721
00:36:28,015 --> 00:36:31,217
♪ I don't care
For any fine attire ♪
722
00:36:31,284 --> 00:36:35,088
♪ Vanderbilt might admire ♪
723
00:36:35,155 --> 00:36:37,224
♪ No, no, not me ♪
724
00:36:37,290 --> 00:36:39,159
♪ All I care about is love ♪
725
00:36:39,226 --> 00:36:42,796
BACKUP SINGERS:
♪ All he cares about is love ♪
726
00:36:42,863 --> 00:36:44,931
(BILLY WHISTLING)
727
00:36:44,998 --> 00:36:46,867
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
728
00:36:46,933 --> 00:36:49,803
-Good morning, ladies.
-(HUNYAK SPEAKING IN HUNGARIAN)
729
00:36:49,870 --> 00:36:51,638
-Not guilty!
-You tell them, sweetheart.
730
00:36:51,705 --> 00:36:53,373
(SPEAKING IN HUNGARIAN)
731
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:55,342
(DOOR CLOSES)
732
00:36:55,409 --> 00:36:57,144
BACKUP SINGERS:
♪ That's what he's here for ♪
733
00:36:57,210 --> 00:37:00,180
(REPORTERS CHATTERING)
734
00:37:00,247 --> 00:37:02,382
Excuse me, gentlemen.
735
00:37:02,449 --> 00:37:04,751
Miss Kelly, do you
remember anything at all
about that night?
736
00:37:04,818 --> 00:37:07,788
I passed out completely,
Miss Sunshine.
I can't remember a thing.
737
00:37:07,854 --> 00:37:10,090
-Only that I didn't do it.
-Any idea who did, dear?
738
00:37:10,157 --> 00:37:12,626
No, no, but my client
is offering a substantial reward
739
00:37:12,692 --> 00:37:14,094
to anyone with information
about this crime.
740
00:37:14,161 --> 00:37:16,163
How much is the reward,
Miss Kelly?
741
00:37:16,229 --> 00:37:18,932
-I don't know. How much?
-We'll work it out
after the trial.
742
00:37:18,999 --> 00:37:21,768
Now, if there are no more
questions, Miss Kelly and I
have a lot of work to do.
743
00:37:21,835 --> 00:37:24,905
(REPORTERS CHATTERING)
744
00:37:24,971 --> 00:37:28,275
-What's all this about a reward?
-Awfully dumb, reporters.
745
00:37:28,341 --> 00:37:31,378
They'll write it up wrong,
you deny the whole thing
later on. Thank you.
746
00:37:31,445 --> 00:37:33,280
(REPORTERS CHATTERING)
747
00:37:33,346 --> 00:37:35,048
BACKUP SINGERS:
♪ All he cares about is love ♪
748
00:37:35,115 --> 00:37:38,185
-Mr. Flynn, I'm Roxie Hart.
-Who?
749
00:37:38,251 --> 00:37:41,021
-Mama talked to you about me.
-Oh, yeah, right, right.
The cute one.
750
00:37:41,088 --> 00:37:43,690
Uh, well, I was hoping
that you might represent me.
751
00:37:43,757 --> 00:37:46,393
-You got $5,000?
-(CHUCKLES)
752
00:37:46,460 --> 00:37:49,029
-Gee, that's a lot of money.
-Hmm...
753
00:37:49,096 --> 00:37:51,264
Mama didn't say anything
about $5,000.
754
00:37:51,331 --> 00:37:54,201
-Well...
-Lookit, um, Mr. Flynn.
755
00:37:54,267 --> 00:37:56,002
I'm not very good
at this sort of thing,
756
00:37:56,069 --> 00:37:58,705
but, um, maybe we could, uh,
757
00:37:58,772 --> 00:38:01,875
make some sort of arrangement
between us?
758
00:38:01,942 --> 00:38:04,044
You know, I can be
an awfully good sport.
759
00:38:04,111 --> 00:38:05,879
Good, you got that
out of your system.
760
00:38:05,946 --> 00:38:09,449
Now, listen.
You mean just one thing to me.
761
00:38:09,516 --> 00:38:12,352
You call me when you got $5,000.
762
00:38:12,419 --> 00:38:15,455
BACKUP SINGERS:
♪ All he cares about is love ♪
763
00:38:15,522 --> 00:38:18,992
♪ Show me long raven hair ♪
764
00:38:19,059 --> 00:38:23,029
♪ Flowing down about to there ♪
765
00:38:23,096 --> 00:38:25,799
♪ When I see her running free ♪
766
00:38:25,866 --> 00:38:30,270
♪ Keep your money
That's enough for me ♪
767
00:38:32,973 --> 00:38:37,010
♪ I don't care
For driving Packard cars ♪
768
00:38:37,077 --> 00:38:41,314
♪ Or smoking long Buck Cigars ♪
769
00:38:41,381 --> 00:38:43,350
♪ No, no, not me ♪
770
00:38:43,416 --> 00:38:45,418
-♪ Whoo! ♪
-♪ All I care about ♪
771
00:38:45,485 --> 00:38:47,053
♪ Is doing the guy in ♪
772
00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:49,823
♪ Who's picking on you ♪
773
00:38:49,890 --> 00:38:56,396
♪ Twisting the wrist
That's turning the screw ♪
774
00:38:56,463 --> 00:39:01,935
-♪ All I care about ♪
-♪ All he cares about ♪
775
00:39:02,002 --> 00:39:04,771
-♪ Is ♪
-♪ Is ♪
776
00:39:04,838 --> 00:39:12,011
-♪ Love ♪
-♪ Love ♪
777
00:39:15,521 --> 00:39:17,256
(TELEPHONE RINGING)
778
00:39:17,323 --> 00:39:19,625
Oh. Oh, he'll see you now.
779
00:39:23,796 --> 00:39:25,398
Well, hello, Andy.
780
00:39:25,464 --> 00:39:27,366
-Amos. My name is Amos.
-(DOOR CLOSING)
781
00:39:27,433 --> 00:39:28,634
That's right. Take a seat.
782
00:39:31,237 --> 00:39:33,372
You know,
you're a remarkable man.
783
00:39:33,439 --> 00:39:35,508
-Huh?
-Your wife two-times you,
784
00:39:35,574 --> 00:39:37,376
plugs the guy,
then tries to pin it on you.
785
00:39:37,443 --> 00:39:39,412
Most men would let
a dame like that swing.
786
00:39:39,478 --> 00:39:42,648
But, no, you're sticking by her.
Makes you a hero in my eyes.
787
00:39:42,715 --> 00:39:45,418
That's right. I'm a hero.
788
00:39:45,484 --> 00:39:48,287
-Did you bring the money?
-(SIGHS)
789
00:39:48,354 --> 00:39:51,424
I didn't do as well as I hoped,
but...
790
00:39:51,490 --> 00:39:53,392
I will, Mr. Flynn, I will.
791
00:39:55,461 --> 00:39:57,596
But this is only a thousand.
792
00:39:57,663 --> 00:40:00,266
Plus, there's $300
I borrowed from the guys
down at the garage.
793
00:40:00,332 --> 00:40:02,401
And then there's seven hun--
794
00:40:02,468 --> 00:40:04,804
Seven hundred
from the building and loan fund.
795
00:40:04,870 --> 00:40:06,338
Two thousand.
796
00:40:06,405 --> 00:40:08,574
And that's all I got so far.
797
00:40:08,641 --> 00:40:11,811
-But I'll give you $20
off my salary every week.
-(SIGHS)
798
00:40:11,877 --> 00:40:13,446
I'll give you notes
with interest.
799
00:40:13,512 --> 00:40:15,214
Double, triple,
till every cent is paid,
800
00:40:15,281 --> 00:40:17,450
-I promise.
-When you came to me yesterday,
801
00:40:17,516 --> 00:40:19,451
I didn't ask if she was guilty.
I didn't ask
if she was innocent.
802
00:40:19,518 --> 00:40:22,388
I didn't ask if she was
a drunk or a dope fiend, no.
803
00:40:22,455 --> 00:40:25,524
All I said was,
"Do you have $5,000?"
You said, "Yes."
804
00:40:25,591 --> 00:40:29,328
But you don't have $5,000.
So I figure you're a dirty liar,
805
00:40:29,395 --> 00:40:32,465
and I don't waste my time
with dirty liars.
806
00:40:33,532 --> 00:40:34,567
(CHAIR SQUEAKING)
807
00:40:34,633 --> 00:40:36,702
(HORN HONKING)
808
00:40:36,769 --> 00:40:37,770
Look...
809
00:40:39,472 --> 00:40:41,206
I'm real sorry, Mr. Flynn.
810
00:40:42,374 --> 00:40:44,343
On the other hand,
811
00:40:44,410 --> 00:40:47,646
your devotion to your wife
is really very, very touching.
812
00:40:47,712 --> 00:40:50,516
I took your wife's case,
and I'll keep it,
813
00:40:50,583 --> 00:40:52,151
because I play square.
814
00:40:52,952 --> 00:40:54,153
(DRAWER SLAMS)
815
00:40:54,220 --> 00:40:55,621
Now, look, Hart.
816
00:40:55,688 --> 00:40:58,357
I don't like to blow
my own horn,
817
00:40:58,424 --> 00:41:01,260
but, believe me,
if Jesus Christ had lived
in Chicago today
818
00:41:01,327 --> 00:41:03,361
and if he had $5,000
and he'd come to me,
819
00:41:03,429 --> 00:41:06,799
things would have
turned out differently.
820
00:41:06,866 --> 00:41:08,700
All right,
this is what we're gonna do.
821
00:41:08,767 --> 00:41:10,569
By the end of the week,
I'm gonna have Roxie's name
822
00:41:10,636 --> 00:41:12,471
on the front page
of every newspaper in town.
823
00:41:12,538 --> 00:41:16,275
"Sweetest little jazz killer
ever to hit Chicago"...
824
00:41:16,342 --> 00:41:18,244
(FINGER SNAPS)
That's the angle I'm after.
825
00:41:18,310 --> 00:41:20,679
We make an announcement.
We're gonna have an auction.
826
00:41:20,746 --> 00:41:22,748
Tell them we got to raise
some money for her defense.
827
00:41:22,815 --> 00:41:25,783
They'll buy everything
she's ever touched, everything.
828
00:41:25,851 --> 00:41:28,454
BILLY:
Your shoes, your dresses,
your perfume, your underwear.
829
00:41:28,521 --> 00:41:30,356
ROXIE:
And Victrola Records,
830
00:41:30,422 --> 00:41:32,825
like the one I was playing
when I shot the bastard.
831
00:41:32,892 --> 00:41:35,694
-I didn't hear that.
-Not that I didn't have grounds,
mind you.
832
00:41:35,761 --> 00:41:37,763
-Hey, what are they?
-That's for when we go to trial.
833
00:41:37,830 --> 00:41:39,698
Look, nobody,
nobody's gonna care a lick
834
00:41:39,765 --> 00:41:42,301
what your defense is
unless they care about you.
835
00:41:42,368 --> 00:41:45,169
So the first thing
we gotta do is work up
some sympathy from the press.
836
00:41:45,237 --> 00:41:46,906
They're not all pushovers
like Mary Sunshine.
837
00:41:46,972 --> 00:41:49,808
But there's one thing
that they can never resist,
838
00:41:49,875 --> 00:41:53,245
and that is a reformed sinner.
839
00:41:53,312 --> 00:41:56,248
All right, so tell me, what was
your favorite subject in school?
840
00:41:56,315 --> 00:41:58,517
Oh... (SCOFFS)
I was a real dummy.
841
00:41:58,584 --> 00:42:00,452
Come on, there must
have been something
you were really good at.
842
00:42:00,519 --> 00:42:02,621
Oh, I got high marks
on courtesy and, uh, hygiene.
843
00:42:02,688 --> 00:42:04,323
Perfect, you wanted to be a nun.
844
00:42:04,390 --> 00:42:06,559
(LAUGHS) A nun?
845
00:42:06,625 --> 00:42:09,528
-Where were you born?
-On a chicken farm
outside of Lubbock.
846
00:42:09,595 --> 00:42:12,597
A beautiful southern home
filled with every luxury
and refinement.
847
00:42:12,665 --> 00:42:14,500
Where are your parents now?
848
00:42:14,567 --> 00:42:16,268
Probably on the front porch
in their rocking chairs.
849
00:42:16,335 --> 00:42:18,737
Parents dead.
Family fortune swept away.
850
00:42:18,804 --> 00:42:20,272
You were educated
at the Sacred Heart.
851
00:42:20,339 --> 00:42:21,740
(LAUGHS)
852
00:42:21,807 --> 00:42:23,375
Then you fell
into a runaway marriage,
853
00:42:23,442 --> 00:42:25,678
left you
miserable, alone, unhappy.
854
00:42:25,744 --> 00:42:28,581
And of course,
you got all swept up
in the mad whirl of the city.
855
00:42:28,647 --> 00:42:30,516
Jazz, cabarets, liquor.
856
00:42:30,583 --> 00:42:32,818
-You were drawn
like a moth to the flame.
-A moth.
857
00:42:32,885 --> 00:42:34,853
And now the mad whirl
has ceased.
858
00:42:34,919 --> 00:42:38,557
And you are a butterfly
crushed on the wheel.
859
00:42:38,624 --> 00:42:41,727
So which is it?
Is it the moth or the butterfly?
860
00:42:41,794 --> 00:42:43,462
You have sinned,
and you are sorry.
861
00:42:43,529 --> 00:42:46,298
God, that's beautiful.
862
00:42:46,365 --> 00:42:49,535
Cut out God. Stay where
you're better acquainted.
863
00:42:49,602 --> 00:42:50,769
Kid,
when I'm through with you,
864
00:42:50,836 --> 00:42:53,871
not only will you be acquitted,
865
00:42:53,939 --> 00:42:57,376
every man on that jury
will wanna take you home
to meet his mother.
866
00:42:57,443 --> 00:42:59,945
(SPEAKS WITH SOUTHERN ACCENT)
I was born
on a beautiful southern convent.
867
00:43:00,012 --> 00:43:01,614
MAMA:
What?
868
00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:03,282
(SPEAKS IN NORMAL VOICE)
Oh, holy shit.
869
00:43:03,349 --> 00:43:04,550
Oh, I'm never gonna get this
straight.
870
00:43:04,617 --> 00:43:06,952
Ah, pipe down on the swearing.
871
00:43:07,019 --> 00:43:10,422
Look, from here on in,
you say nothing rougher
than "oh, dear". Now, try again.
872
00:43:10,489 --> 00:43:13,626
-I was born on a...
-Come on, come on.
873
00:43:41,854 --> 00:43:44,690
VELMA: So I came
up with some more things
to do on the witness stand.
874
00:43:44,757 --> 00:43:46,592
I thought
I'd get all teary-eyed,
875
00:43:46,659 --> 00:43:48,594
and ask to borrow
your handkerchief.
876
00:43:48,661 --> 00:43:51,563
Then I thought I'd take a peek
at the jury like this.
877
00:43:51,630 --> 00:43:53,032
Flash them a bit of thigh, huh?
878
00:43:53,098 --> 00:43:55,834
-What do you think?
-Sounds great.
879
00:44:02,107 --> 00:44:03,942
-VELMA: Hey, don't you
wanna hear the rest?
-BILLY: Tomorrow, kiddo.
880
00:44:04,009 --> 00:44:06,278
You're at the top of my list.
881
00:44:07,379 --> 00:44:09,248
Well, well, well, well.
882
00:44:09,314 --> 00:44:12,251
Sorry to be late, Mr. Flynn.
883
00:44:12,317 --> 00:44:14,553
-Uh-huh.
-Hope you weren't too bored.
884
00:44:14,620 --> 00:44:15,621
BILLY:
I like it.
885
00:44:19,625 --> 00:44:20,626
I like it.
886
00:44:22,961 --> 00:44:25,464
Hey, Pollyanna.
887
00:44:25,531 --> 00:44:27,599
I heard your press conference
is tomorrow.
888
00:44:27,666 --> 00:44:29,468
Yeah, what's it to you?
889
00:44:29,535 --> 00:44:31,470
Well, you wanted my advice,
right?
890
00:44:31,537 --> 00:44:33,038
Well, here it is.
891
00:44:33,105 --> 00:44:35,641
Don't forget
Billy Flynn's number one client
892
00:44:35,708 --> 00:44:37,776
is Billy Flynn.
893
00:44:37,843 --> 00:44:39,344
Meaning what?
894
00:44:40,546 --> 00:44:42,014
Meaning,
895
00:44:42,081 --> 00:44:44,650
don't let him hog the spotlight.
896
00:44:44,717 --> 00:44:46,618
You're the one they pay to see.
897
00:44:50,856 --> 00:44:52,891
BILLY:
Now, remember, we can only
sell them one idea at a time.
898
00:44:52,958 --> 00:44:54,893
ROXIE:
Yeah, I can still see him
coming at me
899
00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:57,496
-with that awful look
in his eyes.
-BILLY: And...?
900
00:44:57,563 --> 00:44:59,131
And we both reached for the gun.
901
00:44:59,198 --> 00:45:01,567
That's right.
You both reached for the gun.
902
00:45:01,633 --> 00:45:04,369
-Ready?
-Yeah.
903
00:45:04,436 --> 00:45:06,805
-(REPORTERS CHATTERING)
-Miss Hart! Miss Hart!
904
00:45:06,872 --> 00:45:09,608
(REPORTERS SHOUTING)
905
00:45:13,979 --> 00:45:15,981
Good day, gentlemen.
Gentlemen, Miss Sunshine.
906
00:45:16,048 --> 00:45:18,884
My client has just entered
a plea of not guilty,
907
00:45:18,951 --> 00:45:22,621
and we look forward to a trial
at the earliest possible date.
Now are there any questions?
908
00:45:22,688 --> 00:45:25,657
(REPORTERS SHOUTING)
909
00:45:25,724 --> 00:45:27,960
Miss Sunshine.
910
00:45:28,026 --> 00:45:31,396
As you know, my paper is dry.
Do you have any advice
for young girls
911
00:45:31,463 --> 00:45:34,398
-seeking to avoid
a life of jazz and drink?
-BILLY: Absolutely, yes.
912
00:45:34,466 --> 00:45:36,969
Mrs. Hart feels that it was
the tragic combination
913
00:45:37,035 --> 00:45:40,439
of liquor and jazz
which led to her downfall.
Next question, please.
914
00:45:40,506 --> 00:45:42,741
(SPEAKS WITH SOUTHERN ACCENT)
Ladies and gentlemen.
915
00:45:42,808 --> 00:45:45,043
I would just like to say
how flattered I am
that y'all came to see me.
916
00:45:45,110 --> 00:45:46,879
Yeah,
Mrs. Hart is very pleased--
917
00:45:46,945 --> 00:45:49,448
You see, I was a moth
crushed on the wheel.
918
00:45:49,515 --> 00:45:52,151
You know,
a butterfly drawn to the--
919
00:45:52,217 --> 00:45:54,620
(ROXIE SIGHS)
920
00:45:54,686 --> 00:45:56,889
I bet you wanna know
why I shot the bastard.
921
00:45:56,955 --> 00:45:59,458
-(REPORTERS LAUGHING)
-Shut up, dummy.
922
00:45:59,525 --> 00:46:01,627
♪ ("WE BOTH REACHED FOR THE GUN"
PLAYING)
923
00:46:01,693 --> 00:46:03,428
BANDLEADER:
Mr. Billy Flynn
in The Press Conference Rag.
924
00:46:03,495 --> 00:46:06,031
Notice how his mouth
never moves.
925
00:46:06,098 --> 00:46:07,533
Almost.
926
00:46:07,599 --> 00:46:09,568
Where'd you come from?
927
00:46:09,635 --> 00:46:11,403
♪ Mississippi ♪
928
00:46:11,470 --> 00:46:12,704
And your parents?
929
00:46:12,771 --> 00:46:14,740
♪ Very wealthy ♪
930
00:46:14,807 --> 00:46:16,642
Where are they now?
931
00:46:16,708 --> 00:46:18,076
♪ Six feet under ♪
932
00:46:18,143 --> 00:46:19,978
But she was granted
one more start.
933
00:46:20,045 --> 00:46:22,714
♪ The Convent
Of the Sacred Heart ♪
934
00:46:22,781 --> 00:46:24,383
(REPORTERS SHOUTING)
935
00:46:27,019 --> 00:46:28,921
(MECHANICAL PARTS RATTLING)
936
00:46:28,987 --> 00:46:30,656
♪ When'd you get here ♪
937
00:46:30,722 --> 00:46:32,491
♪ 1920 ♪
938
00:46:32,558 --> 00:46:33,926
♪ How old were you ♪
939
00:46:33,992 --> 00:46:35,894
♪ Don't remember ♪
940
00:46:35,961 --> 00:46:37,896
♪ Then what happened ♪
941
00:46:37,963 --> 00:46:39,565
♪ I met Amos ♪
942
00:46:39,631 --> 00:46:41,200
♪ And he stole my heart away ♪
943
00:46:41,266 --> 00:46:43,569
♪ Convinced me
To elope one day ♪
944
00:46:43,635 --> 00:46:45,938
Oh, you poor dear.
I can't believe
what you've been through.
945
00:46:46,004 --> 00:46:48,907
A convent girl,
a runaway marriage...
946
00:46:48,974 --> 00:46:51,043
Now, tell us, Roxie...
947
00:46:51,109 --> 00:46:53,912
-♪ Who's Fred Casely ♪
-♪ My ex-boyfriend ♪
948
00:46:53,979 --> 00:46:57,482
-♪ Why'd you shoot him ♪
-♪ I was leaving ♪
949
00:46:57,549 --> 00:47:00,586
-♪ Was he angry ♪
-♪ Like a madman ♪
950
00:47:00,652 --> 00:47:02,654
♪ Still I said,
"Fred, move along" ♪
951
00:47:02,721 --> 00:47:04,690
♪ She knew
That she was doing wrong ♪
952
00:47:04,756 --> 00:47:07,759
-♪ Then describe it ♪
-♪ He came toward me ♪
953
00:47:07,826 --> 00:47:11,430
-♪ With the pistol ♪
-♪ From my bureau ♪
954
00:47:11,496 --> 00:47:14,733
-♪ Did you fight him ♪
-♪ Like a tiger ♪
955
00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:16,702
♪ He had strength,
And she had none ♪
956
00:47:16,768 --> 00:47:18,704
♪ And yet we both
Reached for the gun ♪
957
00:47:18,770 --> 00:47:20,806
♪ Oh, yes, oh, yes,
Oh, yes, we both ♪
958
00:47:20,873 --> 00:47:23,809
♪ Oh, yes, we both
Reached for the gun, the gun ♪
959
00:47:23,876 --> 00:47:26,144
♪ Oh, yes, we both reached
For the gun, for the gun ♪
960
00:47:26,211 --> 00:47:28,513
♪ Oh, yes, oh, yes,
Oh, yes, they both ♪
961
00:47:28,580 --> 00:47:30,816
♪ Oh, yes, they both
Reached for the gun, the gun ♪
962
00:47:30,883 --> 00:47:33,886
♪ Oh, yes, they both reached
For the gun, for the gun ♪
963
00:47:33,952 --> 00:47:36,588
♪ Understandable ♪
964
00:47:36,655 --> 00:47:38,891
♪ Understandable ♪
965
00:47:38,957 --> 00:47:42,561
♪ Yes, it's perfectly
Understandable ♪
966
00:47:42,628 --> 00:47:44,830
♪ Comprehensible ♪
967
00:47:44,897 --> 00:47:47,199
♪ Comprehensible ♪
968
00:47:47,266 --> 00:47:50,535
♪ Not a bit reprehensible ♪
969
00:47:50,602 --> 00:47:57,542
♪ It's so defensible ♪
970
00:47:57,609 --> 00:48:01,013
-♪ How you feeling ♪
-♪ Very frightened ♪
971
00:48:01,079 --> 00:48:03,048
♪ Are you sorry ♪
972
00:48:03,115 --> 00:48:06,685
-Are you kidding?
-♪ What's your statement ♪
973
00:48:06,752 --> 00:48:09,221
♪ All I'd say is
Though my choo-choo
Jumped the track ♪
974
00:48:09,288 --> 00:48:11,924
♪ I'd give my life
To bring him back ♪
975
00:48:11,990 --> 00:48:15,127
-♪ And what ♪
-♪ Stay away from
Jazz and liquor ♪
976
00:48:15,193 --> 00:48:18,530
-♪ And what ♪
-♪ And the men
Who play for fun ♪
977
00:48:18,597 --> 00:48:20,232
-♪ And what ♪
-♪ That's the thought that ♪
978
00:48:20,299 --> 00:48:22,034
-♪ Yeah ♪
-♪ Came upon me ♪
979
00:48:22,100 --> 00:48:23,635
-♪ When ♪
-♪ When we both
980
00:48:23,702 --> 00:48:25,904
♪ Reached for the gun ♪
981
00:48:25,971 --> 00:48:27,973
♪ Understandable ♪
982
00:48:28,040 --> 00:48:30,008
♪ Understandable ♪
983
00:48:30,075 --> 00:48:34,246
♪ Yes, it's perfectly
Understandable ♪
984
00:48:34,313 --> 00:48:36,815
-♪ Comprehensible ♪
-♪ Comprehensible ♪
985
00:48:36,882 --> 00:48:39,251
-♪ Comprehensible ♪
-♪ Comprehensible ♪
986
00:48:39,318 --> 00:48:42,120
-♪ Not a bit reprehensible ♪
-♪ Not a bit reprehensible ♪
987
00:48:42,187 --> 00:48:49,795
-♪ It's so defensible ♪
-♪ It's so defensible ♪
988
00:48:49,861 --> 00:48:52,130
(BELL RINGING)
989
00:48:52,197 --> 00:48:56,568
BACKUP SINGERS:
♪ Oh, yes, oh, yes,
Oh, yes, they both ♪
990
00:48:56,635 --> 00:48:58,203
♪ Oh, yes, they both ♪
991
00:48:58,270 --> 00:49:01,073
♪ Oh, yes,
They both reached for ♪
992
00:49:01,139 --> 00:49:03,575
-Let me hear it.
-♪ The gun, the gun ♪
993
00:49:03,642 --> 00:49:06,745
♪ Oh, yes, they both reached
For the gun, for the gun ♪
994
00:49:06,812 --> 00:49:09,181
-A little louder.
-♪ Oh, yes, oh, yes ♪
995
00:49:09,247 --> 00:49:12,117
♪ Oh, yes, they both
Oh, yes, they both
Reached for ♪
996
00:49:12,184 --> 00:49:14,152
-♪ Oh, yeah ♪
-♪ The gun, the gun
The gun, the gun ♪
997
00:49:14,219 --> 00:49:16,288
♪ Oh, yes, they both
Reached for the gun ♪
998
00:49:16,355 --> 00:49:19,257
-♪ Now you got it ♪
-♪ Oh, yes, oh, yes ♪
999
00:49:19,324 --> 00:49:21,760
♪ They both, oh, yes
They both reached for ♪
1000
00:49:21,827 --> 00:49:24,029
♪ The gun, the gun
The gun, the gun ♪
1001
00:49:24,096 --> 00:49:26,798
♪ Oh, yes, they both reached
For the gun, for the gun ♪
1002
00:49:26,865 --> 00:49:29,701
♪ Oh, yes, oh, yes
Oh, yes, they both ♪
1003
00:49:29,768 --> 00:49:31,870
♪ Oh, yes, they both
Reached for the gun, the gun ♪
1004
00:49:31,937 --> 00:49:37,743
♪ The gun, the gun
The gun, the gun ♪
1005
00:49:37,809 --> 00:49:44,983
♪ Both reached for the ♪
1006
00:49:45,050 --> 00:49:53,119
BILLY:
♪ Gun ♪
1007
00:49:53,392 --> 00:49:55,894
♪ Both reached for the gun ♪
1008
00:49:55,961 --> 00:49:59,865
(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
1009
00:49:59,931 --> 00:50:01,967
NEWSREEL ANNOUNCER:
Move over, Al Capone.
1010
00:50:02,034 --> 00:50:04,102
The Windy City has taken
a new criminal to its heart.
1011
00:50:04,169 --> 00:50:07,172
The name on everybody's lips
is Roxie Hart,
1012
00:50:07,239 --> 00:50:10,375
the sweetest little lady
ever accused of murder
in Chicago.
1013
00:50:10,442 --> 00:50:12,077
Women wanna look like her.
1014
00:50:12,144 --> 00:50:14,046
Fellas want to go out with her.
1015
00:50:14,112 --> 00:50:16,148
Some little girls
even wanna take her home.
1016
00:50:16,214 --> 00:50:18,383
Don't get any ideas,
little lady.
1017
00:50:18,450 --> 00:50:20,886
On the other side of town,
the Assistant DA promises
1018
00:50:20,952 --> 00:50:23,255
the game little sharpshooter
will swing
1019
00:50:23,321 --> 00:50:25,190
-before the year is up.
-...that she'll swing
before the year is up.
1020
00:50:25,257 --> 00:50:27,259
Who knows?
If he lives up to his word,
1021
00:50:27,325 --> 00:50:29,327
Assistant DA Harrison
might become
1022
00:50:29,394 --> 00:50:31,797
Governor Harrison someday.
1023
00:50:31,863 --> 00:50:33,765
Back at the scene of the crime,
1024
00:50:33,832 --> 00:50:37,335
everybody wants
a little piece of Roxie Hart.
1025
00:50:37,402 --> 00:50:41,273
This jar of cold cream
set her husband back $20.
1026
00:50:41,339 --> 00:50:43,208
Maybe this pretty little lady
1027
00:50:43,275 --> 00:50:45,744
will get some
of that famous Roxie style.
1028
00:50:45,811 --> 00:50:47,312
It seems everybody these days
1029
00:50:47,379 --> 00:50:50,415
is rooting for Roxie Hart.
1030
00:50:53,439 --> 00:50:55,441
MAMA:
Take those wilting flowers
over to the orphanage
1031
00:50:55,508 --> 00:50:57,277
and make sure they know
who sent them.
1032
00:50:58,645 --> 00:51:01,080
So, kiddo,
1033
00:51:01,147 --> 00:51:03,483
given any thought
to what you wanna do
after Billy gets you off?
1034
00:51:03,549 --> 00:51:05,652
Yeah, I think
I'd like to go on the stage.
1035
00:51:05,718 --> 00:51:07,253
MAMA:
I figured as much.
1036
00:51:07,320 --> 00:51:08,988
I already called
the Morris office.
1037
00:51:09,722 --> 00:51:11,190
Really?
1038
00:51:11,257 --> 00:51:13,059
How much is that
gonna cost me?
1039
00:51:13,126 --> 00:51:16,029
My standard deal.
Ten percent of all your takings.
1040
00:51:16,095 --> 00:51:18,197
ROXIE:
Yeah, well, we'll see, Mama.
1041
00:51:18,264 --> 00:51:20,633
Besides, I don't even
have an act yet.
1042
00:51:20,700 --> 00:51:23,369
Well, killing Fred Casely
was your act.
1043
00:51:23,436 --> 00:51:26,005
I mean, that's all those stiffs
in the audience want,
to say they saw somebody famous.
1044
00:51:26,072 --> 00:51:27,573
That's a freak act.
1045
00:51:27,640 --> 00:51:30,009
And besides,
1046
00:51:30,076 --> 00:51:34,247
-I am better than that.
-MAMA: Well, of course
you are, cupcake.
1047
00:51:34,314 --> 00:51:37,450
-I mean, you can be
as big as Sophie Tucker.
-You really think so?
1048
00:51:37,517 --> 00:51:39,652
Bigger than Cantor
and Jolson combined.
1049
00:51:39,719 --> 00:51:42,955
You know, I always
wanted to have my name
in all the papers.
1050
00:51:43,022 --> 00:51:44,557
You know, before I met Amos,
1051
00:51:44,624 --> 00:51:46,726
I used to date
this well-to-do ugly bootlegger.
1052
00:51:46,793 --> 00:51:48,528
♪ ("ROXIE" PLAYING)
1053
00:51:48,594 --> 00:51:50,663
He used to like to take me out
and show me off.
1054
00:51:50,730 --> 00:51:52,398
Ugly guys like to do that.
1055
00:51:53,232 --> 00:51:55,435
(LAUGHS)
1056
00:51:55,501 --> 00:51:57,337
ROXIE:
Once it said in the paper,
1057
00:51:57,402 --> 00:52:00,239
"Gangland's Al Capelli
seen at Chez Vito
1058
00:52:00,306 --> 00:52:03,209
with cute blonde Chorine."
1059
00:52:03,276 --> 00:52:05,078
That was me.
1060
00:52:05,144 --> 00:52:07,980
I clipped it, and I saved it.
1061
00:52:08,047 --> 00:52:10,116
You know, all my life,
1062
00:52:10,183 --> 00:52:12,385
I wanted to have my own act.
1063
00:52:12,452 --> 00:52:14,620
But, no. No, no, no, no.
1064
00:52:14,687 --> 00:52:17,090
It was always no.
They always turned me down.
1065
00:52:17,156 --> 00:52:19,692
One big world full of no.
1066
00:52:22,428 --> 00:52:24,597
And then Amos came along.
1067
00:52:24,664 --> 00:52:26,466
(AUDIENCE GUSHING)
1068
00:52:26,532 --> 00:52:30,403
Safe, sweet Amos...
1069
00:52:30,470 --> 00:52:32,705
who never says no.
1070
00:52:35,074 --> 00:52:37,310
Oh, lookit... (CHUCKLES)
1071
00:52:37,377 --> 00:52:39,779
I've never done this before.
1072
00:52:39,846 --> 00:52:42,515
But, you know,
it is such a special night.
1073
00:52:42,582 --> 00:52:46,452
-And you are such
a great audience!
-(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
1074
00:52:46,519 --> 00:52:48,421
And-- And I just--
1075
00:52:48,488 --> 00:52:50,223
I really feel like I can--
1076
00:52:50,289 --> 00:52:53,426
I can talk to you, you know?
1077
00:52:53,493 --> 00:52:56,162
So forget
what you've read in the papers,
1078
00:52:56,229 --> 00:52:58,698
and forget what you've heard
on the radio, because...
1079
00:52:58,765 --> 00:53:00,532
Because...
1080
00:53:00,600 --> 00:53:03,669
Well, because
I'm gonna tell you the truth.
1081
00:53:03,736 --> 00:53:06,072
Not that the truth
really matters. (LAUGHS)
1082
00:53:06,139 --> 00:53:07,440
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
1083
00:53:07,507 --> 00:53:10,176
But I'm gonna tell you anyway.
1084
00:53:11,711 --> 00:53:13,179
In the bed department,
1085
00:53:14,547 --> 00:53:17,583
Amos was...
1086
00:53:17,650 --> 00:53:20,219
-zero.
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
1087
00:53:20,286 --> 00:53:23,756
I mean, when he made love to me,
it was like...
1088
00:53:23,823 --> 00:53:26,692
it was like he was fixing
a carburetor or something.
1089
00:53:26,759 --> 00:53:30,163
(MIMICS AMOS)
"I love you, honey. I love you."
1090
00:53:30,229 --> 00:53:32,064
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
1091
00:53:32,131 --> 00:53:34,066
Anyway...
1092
00:53:34,132 --> 00:53:35,334
I started fooling around.
1093
00:53:36,602 --> 00:53:39,172
Then I started screwing around
1094
00:53:39,238 --> 00:53:42,108
which is fooling around
without dinner.
1095
00:53:42,175 --> 00:53:44,343
-(DRUM ROLLING, CYMBAL CRASHING)
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
1096
00:53:44,410 --> 00:53:46,779
ROXIE:
Then I met Fred Casely
1097
00:53:46,846 --> 00:53:50,382
who said that he could get me
into Vaudeville.
1098
00:53:50,450 --> 00:53:52,218
But that didn't quite work out
like I planned.
1099
00:53:54,487 --> 00:53:57,290
I guess
it didn't really work out
too great for Fred either.
1100
00:53:57,356 --> 00:53:59,325
(DRUM ROLLING, CYMBAL CRASHING)
1101
00:53:59,392 --> 00:54:01,461
ROXIE:
So I gave up
on the whole Vaudeville idea,
1102
00:54:01,527 --> 00:54:03,663
because you kind of figure
after all those years...
1103
00:54:05,264 --> 00:54:08,034
opportunities
just passed you by.
1104
00:54:08,100 --> 00:54:09,702
♪ But it ain't ♪
1105
00:54:09,769 --> 00:54:13,105
♪ Oh, no, no, no, no
But it ain't ♪
1106
00:54:13,172 --> 00:54:15,441
And now...
1107
00:54:15,508 --> 00:54:18,144
Well, if this Flynn guy
gets me off,
1108
00:54:18,211 --> 00:54:20,246
with all this publicity,
1109
00:54:20,313 --> 00:54:23,281
I got me a world full of yes!
1110
00:54:23,349 --> 00:54:27,353
♪ The name
On everybody's lips ♪
1111
00:54:27,420 --> 00:54:30,756
♪ Is gonna be Roxie ♪
1112
00:54:30,823 --> 00:54:34,527
♪ The lady raking
In the chips ♪
1113
00:54:34,594 --> 00:54:38,097
♪ Is gonna be Roxie ♪
1114
00:54:38,164 --> 00:54:40,466
♪ I'm gonna be a celebrity ♪
1115
00:54:40,533 --> 00:54:45,271
♪ That means
Somebody everyone knows ♪
1116
00:54:45,338 --> 00:54:48,274
♪ They're gonna recognize
My eyes ♪
1117
00:54:48,341 --> 00:54:52,144
♪ My hair, my teeth
My boobs, my nose ♪
1118
00:54:55,882 --> 00:55:00,319
♪ From just
Some dumb mechanic's wife ♪
1119
00:55:00,386 --> 00:55:03,555
♪ I'm gonna be Roxie ♪
1120
00:55:03,623 --> 00:55:09,862
♪ Who says
That murder's not an art ♪
1121
00:55:09,928 --> 00:55:13,832
♪ And who
In case she doesn't hang ♪
1122
00:55:13,899 --> 00:55:19,438
♪ Can say
She started with a bang ♪
1123
00:55:19,505 --> 00:55:23,109
♪ Roxie Hart ♪
1124
00:55:23,175 --> 00:55:25,211
(CHUCKLES)
1125
00:55:40,893 --> 00:55:43,162
Boys.
1126
00:55:43,229 --> 00:55:47,400
♪ They're gonna wait outside
In line ♪
1127
00:55:47,466 --> 00:55:50,803
-♪ To get to see Roxie ♪
-♪ Roxie ♪
1128
00:55:50,870 --> 00:55:54,774
♪ Think of those autographs
I'll sign ♪
1129
00:55:54,840 --> 00:55:57,276
-♪ "Good luck to you" ♪
-♪ Roxie ♪
1130
00:55:57,343 --> 00:56:00,880
♪ And I'll appear
In a lavaliere ♪
1131
00:56:00,947 --> 00:56:04,917
♪ That goes
All the way down to my waist ♪
1132
00:56:04,984 --> 00:56:08,754
BACKUP SINGERS:
♪ Here a ring, there a ring
Everywhere a ring-a-ling ♪
1133
00:56:08,821 --> 00:56:13,659
♪ But always
In the best of taste ♪
1134
00:56:13,726 --> 00:56:17,530
Hmm, I'm a star.
1135
00:56:17,597 --> 00:56:20,433
And the audience loves me.
1136
00:56:20,499 --> 00:56:22,501
And I love them.
1137
00:56:22,568 --> 00:56:25,304
And they love me
for loving them,
1138
00:56:25,371 --> 00:56:28,708
and I love them for loving me.
1139
00:56:28,774 --> 00:56:32,845
And we love each other.
1140
00:56:32,912 --> 00:56:36,916
And that's 'cause none of us
got enough love
in our childhoods.
1141
00:56:36,983 --> 00:56:39,852
And that's showbiz...
1142
00:56:39,919 --> 00:56:43,456
kid.
1143
00:56:43,522 --> 00:56:48,561
-♪ She's giving up
Her humdrum life ♪
-♪ I'm gonna be...
1144
00:56:48,628 --> 00:56:50,596
-Sing it.
-♪ Roxie ♪
1145
00:56:50,663 --> 00:56:56,669
♪ She made
A scandal and a start ♪
1146
00:56:56,736 --> 00:57:00,539
♪ And Sophie Tucker will shit
I know ♪
1147
00:57:00,606 --> 00:57:04,243
♪ To see her name
Get billed below ♪
1148
00:57:05,945 --> 00:57:11,584
-♪ Roxie Hart ♪
-♪ Roxie ♪
1149
00:57:11,651 --> 00:57:13,319
BACKUP SINGERS:
♪ Roxie ♪
1150
00:57:15,054 --> 00:57:17,356
♪ Roxie ♪
1151
00:57:18,591 --> 00:57:21,927
♪ Roxie ♪
1152
00:57:21,994 --> 00:57:24,263
♪ Roxie ♪
1153
00:57:25,698 --> 00:57:29,268
♪ Roxie ♪
1154
00:57:29,335 --> 00:57:32,304
♪ Roxie ♪
1155
00:57:35,675 --> 00:57:36,105
(DOOR OPENS)
1156
00:57:36,255 --> 00:57:37,793
(DOOR OPENS)
1157
00:57:37,860 --> 00:57:39,962
-VELMA:
I just can't take it anymore.
-(DOOR CLOSES)
1158
00:57:40,029 --> 00:57:41,997
You can't go anywhere
without hearing
about that dumb tomato!
1159
00:57:45,067 --> 00:57:47,536
Oh, no, Mama, not you too.
1160
00:57:47,603 --> 00:57:49,438
(VELMA SIGHS)
1161
00:57:49,505 --> 00:57:51,574
Got some bad news, kid.
The tour has been canceled.
1162
00:57:51,640 --> 00:57:53,976
-What?
-Well, your name's been
out of the papers too long.
1163
00:57:54,043 --> 00:57:56,879
All you read about today
is that Hart kid.
1164
00:57:56,946 --> 00:57:57,947
She's hot.
1165
00:57:59,849 --> 00:58:03,118
And, uh,
what am I supposed to do, huh?
1166
00:58:03,185 --> 00:58:05,621
Suck up to her
like everybody else?
1167
00:58:05,688 --> 00:58:06,789
It couldn't hurt.
1168
00:58:06,856 --> 00:58:10,025
Over my dead body.
1169
00:58:10,092 --> 00:58:13,462
VELMA:
Mind if I join you?
1170
00:58:13,529 --> 00:58:16,699
MAN OVER PA SYSTEM:
Lights out ten minutes.
1171
00:58:16,765 --> 00:58:17,800
Smoke?
1172
00:58:20,269 --> 00:58:22,872
Look what some Johnny sent me.
1173
00:58:22,938 --> 00:58:24,506
Triple-cream caramels
1174
00:58:24,573 --> 00:58:27,076
all the way from San Francisco.
1175
00:58:27,142 --> 00:58:30,112
Oh... (LAUGHS)
I'm watching my figure.
1176
00:58:30,179 --> 00:58:31,847
You know, the trial.
1177
00:58:31,914 --> 00:58:34,683
(CHUCKLES)
1178
00:58:34,750 --> 00:58:37,653
Hey, great mention of you
in The Trib today, huh?
1179
00:58:37,720 --> 00:58:40,789
(SIGHS) You know,
there have been so many.
I just can't keep track.
1180
00:58:40,856 --> 00:58:44,093
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
1181
00:58:44,159 --> 00:58:48,030
Hey, did I ever tell you,
you are exactly the same size
as my sister?
1182
00:58:48,097 --> 00:58:50,266
I mean, you'd fit
into her costumes perfectly.
1183
00:58:50,332 --> 00:58:52,568
(GASPS) Oh, really?
1184
00:58:52,635 --> 00:58:54,970
Yeah, and I was thinking,
you know, with all the publicity
1185
00:58:55,037 --> 00:58:58,107
that's piled up between us,
and when Billy gets us off,
1186
00:58:58,173 --> 00:59:00,876
well, we'd be a natural
to do an act together.
1187
00:59:00,943 --> 00:59:02,945
You think so, huh?
1188
00:59:03,012 --> 00:59:05,547
♪ ("I CAN'T DO IT ALONE"
PLAYING)
1189
00:59:05,614 --> 00:59:08,484
BANDLEADER:
Ladies and gentlemen,
1190
00:59:08,550 --> 00:59:11,053
Miss Velma Kelly in an act
1191
00:59:11,120 --> 00:59:13,222
of desperation.
1192
00:59:13,288 --> 00:59:17,927
♪ My sister and I had an act
That couldn't flop ♪
1193
00:59:17,993 --> 00:59:22,965
♪ My sister and I were headed
Straight for the top ♪
1194
00:59:23,032 --> 00:59:27,002
♪ My sister and I earned
A thou a week at least ♪
1195
00:59:27,069 --> 00:59:29,071
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
1196
00:59:29,138 --> 00:59:33,776
♪ But my sister is now
Unfortunately deceased ♪
1197
00:59:33,842 --> 00:59:35,711
♪ I know it's sad, of course ♪
1198
00:59:35,778 --> 00:59:39,782
♪ But a fact is still a fact ♪
1199
00:59:39,848 --> 00:59:44,787
♪ And now all that remains
Is the remains ♪
1200
00:59:44,853 --> 00:59:46,822
♪ Of a perfect ♪
1201
00:59:46,889 --> 00:59:49,024
♪ Double act ♪
1202
00:59:50,693 --> 00:59:52,594
Watch this.
1203
00:59:52,661 --> 00:59:55,331
Now you have to imagine it
with two people.
1204
00:59:55,397 --> 00:59:57,566
It's swell with two people.
1205
00:59:57,633 --> 00:59:58,634
♪ First I'd... ♪
1206
01:00:01,337 --> 01:00:03,572
♪ Then she'd... ♪
1207
01:00:05,407 --> 01:00:06,608
♪ Then we'd... ♪
1208
01:00:09,645 --> 01:00:12,081
♪ But I can't do it alone ♪
1209
01:00:12,147 --> 01:00:13,182
♪ Then she'd... ♪
1210
01:00:16,819 --> 01:00:18,187
♪ Then I'd... ♪
1211
01:00:20,322 --> 01:00:21,357
♪ Then we'd... ♪
1212
01:00:24,360 --> 01:00:26,328
♪ But I can't do it alone ♪
1213
01:00:26,395 --> 01:00:29,665
♪ She'd say,
"What's your sister like?" ♪
1214
01:00:29,732 --> 01:00:32,067
♪ I'd say men ♪
1215
01:00:32,134 --> 01:00:34,937
♪ She'd say
You're the cat's meow ♪
1216
01:00:35,004 --> 01:00:37,072
♪ Then we'd wow
The crowd again ♪
1217
01:00:37,139 --> 01:00:39,775
♪ When she'd go... ♪
1218
01:00:41,744 --> 01:00:42,811
♪ I'd go... ♪
1219
01:00:45,414 --> 01:00:47,082
♪ We'd go... ♪
1220
01:00:51,720 --> 01:00:54,790
♪ Then those dingdong daddies
Started to roar ♪
1221
01:00:54,857 --> 01:00:57,726
♪ Whistled, stomped
Stamped on the floor ♪
1222
01:00:57,793 --> 01:01:00,696
♪ Yelling, screaming,
Begging for more ♪
1223
01:01:00,763 --> 01:01:04,466
And we'd say, "Okay, fellas,
keep your socks up,
1224
01:01:04,533 --> 01:01:06,402
'cause you ain't seen
nothing yet."
1225
01:01:15,411 --> 01:01:18,380
♪ But I simply cannot do it ♪
1226
01:01:18,447 --> 01:01:21,784
♪ Alone ♪
1227
01:01:21,850 --> 01:01:24,185
So, what do you think, huh?
1228
01:01:24,253 --> 01:01:26,221
Come on, you can say.
1229
01:01:29,024 --> 01:01:31,193
Pfft.
1230
01:01:31,260 --> 01:01:33,829
I know. you're right.
The first part's shit.
1231
01:01:33,896 --> 01:01:35,264
-(SCOFFS)
-VELMA:
But the second part...
1232
01:01:35,330 --> 01:01:38,901
The second part is really nifty.
1233
01:01:38,967 --> 01:01:40,369
Okay.
1234
01:01:40,436 --> 01:01:41,870
♪ She'd go... ♪
1235
01:01:46,442 --> 01:01:48,444
♪ I'd go... ♪
1236
01:01:53,282 --> 01:01:56,250
♪ And we'd go... ♪
1237
01:02:05,194 --> 01:02:08,030
♪ And then
Those two-bit Johnnies ♪
1238
01:02:08,097 --> 01:02:10,032
♪ Did it up brown ♪
1239
01:02:10,099 --> 01:02:12,101
♪ To cheer
The best attraction in town ♪
1240
01:02:12,167 --> 01:02:15,104
♪ They nearly tore
The balcony down ♪
1241
01:02:15,170 --> 01:02:18,340
And we'd say,
"Okay, boys, we're going home.
1242
01:02:18,407 --> 01:02:22,044
But before we go,
here's a few more
parting shots."
1243
01:02:22,111 --> 01:02:24,980
And this,
this we did in perfect unison
1244
01:02:34,188 --> 01:02:36,758
♪ Now you've seen me
Going through it ♪
1245
01:02:36,825 --> 01:02:39,761
♪ You may think
There's nothing to it ♪
1246
01:02:39,828 --> 01:02:44,833
♪ But I simply cannot do it ♪
1247
01:02:44,900 --> 01:02:51,106
♪ Alone ♪
1248
01:02:51,173 --> 01:02:53,075
(PANTING)
1249
01:02:53,142 --> 01:02:56,912
So where was the part
where you blew her brains out?
1250
01:02:56,979 --> 01:02:58,547
Okay, Roxie,
I'll level with you.
1251
01:02:58,614 --> 01:03:00,549
Oh, no, no, no, don't bother.
1252
01:03:00,616 --> 01:03:02,451
You think you're fooling me?
1253
01:03:02,518 --> 01:03:05,320
You're all washed up,
and it's me they want now,
1254
01:03:05,387 --> 01:03:08,289
and I'm a big star.
1255
01:03:08,357 --> 01:03:09,858
Single.
1256
01:03:09,925 --> 01:03:12,027
Oh, I almost forgot.
1257
01:03:12,094 --> 01:03:14,530
You were in the paper today too,
1258
01:03:14,596 --> 01:03:17,266
in the back,
with the obituaries.
1259
01:03:17,332 --> 01:03:18,901
"Velma Kelly's trial
1260
01:03:18,967 --> 01:03:22,004
has been postponed
indefinitely."
1261
01:03:22,070 --> 01:03:24,339
Oh.
1262
01:03:24,406 --> 01:03:27,109
Seven words. Wow.
1263
01:03:28,510 --> 01:03:30,145
Oh.
1264
01:03:30,212 --> 01:03:33,215
And here's
a little piece of advice,
1265
01:03:33,282 --> 01:03:35,150
direct from me to you,
1266
01:03:35,217 --> 01:03:39,188
lay off the caramels, tsk.
1267
01:03:39,254 --> 01:03:43,058
♪ ("CHICAGO AFTER MIDNIGHT"
PLAYING)
1268
01:03:47,629 --> 01:03:50,199
BANDLEADER:
And now, for all you
Chicago stay-up-laters,
1269
01:03:50,265 --> 01:03:54,269
you night owls
who only come alive after dark,
1270
01:03:54,336 --> 01:03:57,139
we dedicate this tune,
1271
01:03:57,206 --> 01:04:00,342
"Chicago After Midnight".
1272
01:04:05,547 --> 01:04:09,318
BILLY: Yeah, but, this all--
This all took place
on Lakeshore Drive.
1273
01:04:09,384 --> 01:04:12,955
(BILLY CHUCKLES)
Incredible. Incredible.
1274
01:04:13,021 --> 01:04:15,857
All right, yeah.
Yeah, thanks, Tom.
1275
01:04:15,924 --> 01:04:17,893
-What is it?
-(SIGHS) Yeah, this, uh...
1276
01:04:17,960 --> 01:04:20,329
They just arrested this woman
for a triple homicide.
1277
01:04:20,395 --> 01:04:23,164
-Really?
-Yeah, and get this.
She's an heiress.
1278
01:04:23,232 --> 01:04:24,967
-What?
-Yeah. Yeah.
1279
01:04:25,033 --> 01:04:27,102
I know the family's in, uh...
What is it?
1280
01:04:27,169 --> 01:04:28,837
Pineapples, grapefruits,
some kind of fruit.
I don't know.
1281
01:04:28,904 --> 01:04:30,906
So anyhow, this, uh...
1282
01:04:30,973 --> 01:04:32,874
This dame, uh,
Kitty what's-her-name
or something,
1283
01:04:32,941 --> 01:04:35,577
she's, uh, she's playing house
on the North Side
1284
01:04:35,644 --> 01:04:38,113
in an apartment
with a guy named Harry.
1285
01:04:38,180 --> 01:04:40,549
And what Harry does
for a living,
no one's quite sure,
1286
01:04:40,616 --> 01:04:42,284
but it doesn't really matter
because she's footing
all the bills.
1287
01:04:42,351 --> 01:04:44,886
Anyhow,
Kitty comes home tonight.
1288
01:04:44,953 --> 01:04:47,456
Harry's already in bed,
which is par for the course
for Harry.
1289
01:04:47,522 --> 01:04:48,624
She goes to change.
1290
01:04:48,690 --> 01:04:50,425
When she returns,
1291
01:04:50,492 --> 01:04:53,295
she notices something
rather odd.
1292
01:04:55,264 --> 01:04:57,032
Extremely Odd.
1293
01:05:01,436 --> 01:05:03,605
Kitty disappears for a second,
1294
01:05:03,672 --> 01:05:05,507
cool as a cucumber.
1295
01:05:05,574 --> 01:05:08,610
When she returns,
she gently wakes up Harry.
1296
01:05:08,677 --> 01:05:10,979
(LAUGHTER)
1297
01:05:11,046 --> 01:05:13,315
Harry says, "What? I'm alone."
1298
01:05:13,382 --> 01:05:17,552
She says, "Alone?
You got two other women
in bed with you."
1299
01:05:17,619 --> 01:05:19,488
So get this-- Harry--
1300
01:05:19,554 --> 01:05:21,423
(LAUGHING)
He says, "Come on, doll,
1301
01:05:21,490 --> 01:05:24,026
you gonna believe what you see
or what I tell you?"
1302
01:05:24,092 --> 01:05:25,894
(LAUGHTER)
1303
01:05:34,102 --> 01:05:35,904
Good night, folks.
1304
01:05:35,971 --> 01:05:37,372
(CAMERA CLICKS)
1305
01:05:37,439 --> 01:05:39,474
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
1306
01:05:39,541 --> 01:05:41,410
MALE REPORTER:
Give us the line!
1307
01:05:41,476 --> 01:05:44,313
Give us the line!
Miss Baxter! Miss Baxter!
1308
01:05:44,379 --> 01:05:47,015
Miss Sunshine.
From The Evening Star.
1309
01:05:47,082 --> 01:05:50,452
-I wonder if you wouldn't mind
saying a word or two?
-Sure, I'll say three.
1310
01:05:50,519 --> 01:05:52,220
Go to hell!
1311
01:05:52,287 --> 01:05:54,189
Please direct your questions
to her counsel.
1312
01:05:54,256 --> 01:05:56,658
You're not my counsel,
and I want my money back.
1313
01:05:56,725 --> 01:05:58,927
It's not your money.
It's your mother's money.
1314
01:05:58,994 --> 01:06:01,563
-Are you sorry, dear?
-Sure, I'm sorry.
1315
01:06:01,630 --> 01:06:03,298
Sorry I got caught.
1316
01:06:03,365 --> 01:06:05,967
-Oh!
-ROXIE: Oh, hey, Miss Sunshine?
1317
01:06:06,034 --> 01:06:08,203
-MARY SUNSHINE: Not now, Roxie.
-I got a letter from a guy.
1318
01:06:08,270 --> 01:06:10,472
He says that he's going
on a hunger strike
until I'm freed.
1319
01:06:10,539 --> 01:06:12,506
-That's nice, dear.
-REPORTER: Miss Baxter?
1320
01:06:12,573 --> 01:06:16,445
Miss Baxter, did you know
these two ladies personally?
1321
01:06:16,511 --> 01:06:19,548
Did I know
these two ladies personally?
Was that your question?
1322
01:06:19,614 --> 01:06:21,683
-Yeah, that's my ques--
-Ugh!
1323
01:06:21,750 --> 01:06:24,319
(SHOUTING RESUMES)
1324
01:06:24,386 --> 01:06:26,088
She's very high-spirited,
isn't she?
1325
01:06:26,154 --> 01:06:27,389
Miss Baxter?
1326
01:06:27,456 --> 01:06:29,925
Oh, hey, Mr. Flynn.
1327
01:06:29,991 --> 01:06:31,927
-Mr. Flynn!
-Yeah, hi, Trixie.
1328
01:06:31,993 --> 01:06:34,029
-It's Roxie.
-Yeah, sure, I was just kidding.
1329
01:06:34,096 --> 01:06:35,697
Hey, did you get
my trial date yet?
1330
01:06:35,764 --> 01:06:37,466
-(KEYS JINGLING)
-Listen, kid.
1331
01:06:37,532 --> 01:06:39,534
Yeah, I'm at the top
of your list, right?
1332
01:06:39,601 --> 01:06:41,069
-Go to hell!
-(OFFICER SHOUTS)
1333
01:06:41,136 --> 01:06:43,472
Boy, what a hellion, huh?
1334
01:06:43,538 --> 01:06:45,273
And she's a socialite too.
1335
01:06:45,340 --> 01:06:47,042
Her mother owns
all the pineapples in Hawaii.
1336
01:06:47,109 --> 01:06:48,610
What the hell do I care
about pineapples?
1337
01:06:48,677 --> 01:06:50,345
-All right. All right.
-Listen, uh, hey!
1338
01:06:50,412 --> 01:06:52,414
-No, hey, hey, hey!
-BILLY: All right!
1339
01:06:52,481 --> 01:06:54,583
Miss Baxter will answer
all of your questions,
1340
01:06:54,649 --> 01:06:57,586
and afterwards, I'll be happy
to give you an interview myself.
1341
01:06:57,652 --> 01:07:00,589
(CROWD SHOUTING)
1342
01:07:00,655 --> 01:07:02,391
-(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)
-MALE VOICEOVER: Roxie...
1343
01:07:02,457 --> 01:07:03,592
BILLY:
All right! All right!
1344
01:07:03,658 --> 01:07:06,595
VELMA: How's it feel, kid?
1345
01:07:06,661 --> 01:07:09,097
J. Edgar Hoover couldn't find
your name in the papers.
1346
01:07:09,164 --> 01:07:10,632
(CROWD SHOUTING)
1347
01:07:16,170 --> 01:07:19,574
Mr. Flynn?
1348
01:07:19,641 --> 01:07:21,510
-(THUDS)
-BILLY: Someone open
this door immediately!
1349
01:07:21,576 --> 01:07:22,677
MARY SUNSHINE:
Oh, my God, Roxie!
1350
01:07:22,744 --> 01:07:24,613
What is it, dear?
1351
01:07:24,679 --> 01:07:27,149
(CELL DOOR CLOSES)
1352
01:07:27,215 --> 01:07:29,251
Oh, oh!
Oh, no, no, no, no, don't--
1353
01:07:29,317 --> 01:07:31,052
Don't worry about me.
1354
01:07:31,119 --> 01:07:33,054
Oh, I only hope the fall
1355
01:07:33,121 --> 01:07:35,257
didn't hurt the baby.
1356
01:07:35,323 --> 01:07:36,358
-Baby?
-(REPORTERS CHATTERING)
1357
01:07:36,425 --> 01:07:39,227
-Shit!
-Roxie.
1358
01:07:43,498 --> 01:07:46,401
Roxie, when did this happen,
darling?
1359
01:07:57,813 --> 01:08:01,483
(SIRENS WAILING)
1360
01:08:07,789 --> 01:08:10,659
Well, doc, is she or isn't she?
1361
01:08:10,725 --> 01:08:13,395
-She is.
-(SIGHS)
1362
01:08:15,197 --> 01:08:17,232
Would you swear
to that statement in court?
1363
01:08:17,299 --> 01:08:18,500
Yes.
1364
01:08:18,567 --> 01:08:20,335
Good.
1365
01:08:20,402 --> 01:08:21,602
Button your fly.
1366
01:08:25,540 --> 01:08:27,642
(CROWD SHOUTING)
1367
01:08:32,814 --> 01:08:35,683
I would--
I would just like to say that...
1368
01:08:35,750 --> 01:08:38,085
Well, my own life
doesn't matter now,
1369
01:08:38,152 --> 01:08:40,355
just that of my unborn child.
1370
01:08:40,422 --> 01:08:44,092
MARY SUNSHINE: You poor dear,
to have your baby born in jail.
1371
01:08:44,159 --> 01:08:45,727
My readers won't stand for it.
1372
01:08:45,794 --> 01:08:48,430
BILLY:
I can assure you
that won't happen.
1373
01:08:48,497 --> 01:08:50,832
She'll come to trial
at the earliest possible moment.
You can quote me on that.
1374
01:08:50,899 --> 01:08:53,668
I think it's sweet.
First time we ever had
one of our girls knocked up.
1375
01:08:53,735 --> 01:08:55,704
(LAUGHTER)
1376
01:08:55,770 --> 01:08:56,771
-REPORTER: When is the baby due,
Roxie?
-AMOS: Roxie!
1377
01:08:56,838 --> 01:08:59,241
Hey, Roxie! Roxie!
1378
01:08:59,307 --> 01:09:01,643
Roxie! I just heard
the good news.
1379
01:09:01,710 --> 01:09:04,245
I'm the father! I'm the father!
1380
01:09:04,312 --> 01:09:05,747
Hey, Roxie, who's the father?
1381
01:09:05,814 --> 01:09:07,649
That question
is completely out of line.
1382
01:09:07,716 --> 01:09:11,052
How dare you insult this...
This brave, young woman.
1383
01:09:11,119 --> 01:09:13,120
-That's enough.
-(REPORTERS SHOUT)
1384
01:09:13,187 --> 01:09:17,058
Roxie! Roxie, honey!
Roxie, it's Daddy!
1385
01:09:17,125 --> 01:09:18,393
♪ (INTRODUCTION
TO "MR. CELLOPHANE" PLAYS)
1386
01:09:18,460 --> 01:09:19,628
It's Daddy!
1387
01:09:21,428 --> 01:09:25,100
Roxie, I came as soon
as I could!
1388
01:09:25,165 --> 01:09:26,835
-Rox!
-(ENGINE REVVING)
1389
01:09:36,914 --> 01:09:39,816
AMOS: If someone stood up
in a crowd
1390
01:09:39,883 --> 01:09:42,586
And raised his voice up
way out loud
1391
01:09:42,653 --> 01:09:45,622
And waved his arm
and shook his leg
1392
01:09:45,689 --> 01:09:47,356
♪ You'd notice him ♪
1393
01:09:48,892 --> 01:09:50,994
If someone in the movie show
1394
01:09:51,061 --> 01:09:53,564
Yelled, "Fire
In the second row
1395
01:09:53,629 --> 01:09:57,000
This whole place
is a powder keg!"
1396
01:09:57,067 --> 01:10:00,704
♪ You'd notice him ♪
1397
01:10:00,771 --> 01:10:04,842
♪ And even without clucking
Like a hen ♪
1398
01:10:04,908 --> 01:10:09,379
♪ Everyone gets noticed
Now and then ♪
1399
01:10:09,446 --> 01:10:12,950
♪ Unless, of course
That personage should be ♪
1400
01:10:14,418 --> 01:10:16,553
♪ Invisible ♪
1401
01:10:16,620 --> 01:10:19,523
♪ Inconsequential ♪
1402
01:10:20,591 --> 01:10:23,894
♪ Me ♪
1403
01:10:26,196 --> 01:10:28,932
♪ Cellophane ♪
1404
01:10:28,999 --> 01:10:31,869
♪ Mr. Cellophane ♪
1405
01:10:31,935 --> 01:10:34,872
♪ Shoulda been my name ♪
1406
01:10:34,937 --> 01:10:37,875
♪ Mr. Cellophane ♪
1407
01:10:37,941 --> 01:10:41,178
♪ 'Cause you can look
Right through me ♪
1408
01:10:41,245 --> 01:10:44,481
♪ Walk right by me ♪
1409
01:10:44,548 --> 01:10:47,518
♪ And never know I'm there ♪
1410
01:10:47,584 --> 01:10:52,189
♪ I tell ya Cellophane ♪
1411
01:10:52,256 --> 01:10:55,592
♪ Mr. Cellophane ♪
1412
01:10:55,659 --> 01:10:58,629
♪ Shoulda been my name ♪
1413
01:10:58,695 --> 01:11:00,964
♪ Mr. Cellophane ♪
1414
01:11:01,031 --> 01:11:04,001
♪ 'Cause you can look
Right through me ♪
1415
01:11:04,067 --> 01:11:07,671
♪ Walk right by me ♪
1416
01:11:07,738 --> 01:11:10,541
♪ And never know I'm there ♪
1417
01:11:12,810 --> 01:11:14,912
BILLY:
Oh. I didn't see you.
1418
01:11:14,978 --> 01:11:16,713
Sit down. Sit down, sit down.
1419
01:11:18,615 --> 01:11:22,052
Look, Andy, I'm afraid
I gotta hit you hard.
1420
01:11:22,119 --> 01:11:23,854
And I can only hope
that you'll be big about it.
1421
01:11:23,921 --> 01:11:25,589
Amos. My name is Amos.
1422
01:11:25,656 --> 01:11:27,858
Who said it wasn't?
1423
01:11:27,925 --> 01:11:31,094
Oh, it was the kid.
The kid's name
I was thinking about, yeah.
1424
01:11:31,161 --> 01:11:33,931
You know when she's due?
September.
1425
01:11:33,997 --> 01:11:37,133
Oh, but-- But pass out
those cigars anyway.
1426
01:11:37,201 --> 01:11:40,237
-And I don't want you
to give a darn when people...
-People what?
1427
01:11:40,304 --> 01:11:42,206
(SIGHS) Laugh.
1428
01:11:42,272 --> 01:11:45,676
-Laugh? Why would they laugh?
-'Cause they can count.
1429
01:11:45,742 --> 01:11:48,512
Can you count? September.
1430
01:11:51,982 --> 01:11:54,918
Here's a copy
of Roxie's first statement
1431
01:11:54,985 --> 01:11:57,521
from the DA's office.
1432
01:11:57,588 --> 01:11:59,590
It says she hadn't copulated
with you for four months
prior to the incident.
1433
01:11:59,656 --> 01:12:02,025
Well, she-- She would know.
1434
01:12:02,092 --> 01:12:04,895
Yeah, I guess we hadn't done
no copulating since...
1435
01:12:07,631 --> 01:12:10,701
Wait a minute.
That don't figure out right, I--
1436
01:12:10,767 --> 01:12:12,769
I couldn't be the father.
1437
01:12:12,836 --> 01:12:14,771
Well, forget about that now.
My client needs your support.
1438
01:12:14,838 --> 01:12:17,007
You mean she needs
a meal ticket.
1439
01:12:17,074 --> 01:12:20,878
That's all I ever been,
but this time
she's gone too far.
1440
01:12:20,944 --> 01:12:22,479
What are you gonna do?
1441
01:12:22,546 --> 01:12:23,981
Divorce her?
1442
01:12:24,047 --> 01:12:26,850
You're damn right!
I'll divorce her!
1443
01:12:28,852 --> 01:12:31,822
-She probably won't even notice.
-(INTERCOM BUZZES)
1444
01:12:34,925 --> 01:12:37,160
-Yeah? Yeah, put him through.
-(SNIFFS)
1445
01:12:39,162 --> 01:12:42,966
♪ A human being's made
Of more than air ♪
1446
01:12:43,033 --> 01:12:47,104
♪ With all that bulk
You're bound to see him there ♪
1447
01:12:47,170 --> 01:12:50,641
♪ Unless that human being
Next to you ♪
1448
01:12:52,809 --> 01:12:54,745
♪ Is unimpressive ♪
1449
01:12:54,811 --> 01:12:56,847
♪ Undistinguished ♪
1450
01:12:56,914 --> 01:12:58,315
♪ You ♪
1451
01:12:58,382 --> 01:13:00,316
♪ Know ♪
1452
01:13:00,384 --> 01:13:03,220
♪ Who ♪
1453
01:13:03,287 --> 01:13:04,321
You still here, Andy?
1454
01:13:04,388 --> 01:13:07,758
Yeah, I'm still here...
1455
01:13:07,824 --> 01:13:08,926
I think.
1456
01:13:10,994 --> 01:13:13,964
♪ Shoulda been my name ♪
1457
01:13:14,031 --> 01:13:16,667
♪ Mr. Cellophane ♪
1458
01:13:16,733 --> 01:13:20,737
♪ 'Cause you can look
Right through me ♪
1459
01:13:20,804 --> 01:13:23,640
♪ Walk right by me ♪
1460
01:13:23,707 --> 01:13:26,777
♪ And never know I'm there ♪
1461
01:13:26,843 --> 01:13:31,214
♪ I tell ya Cellophane ♪
1462
01:13:31,281 --> 01:13:34,017
♪ Mr. Cellophane ♪
1463
01:13:34,084 --> 01:13:36,920
♪ Shoulda been my name ♪
1464
01:13:36,987 --> 01:13:39,323
♪ Mr. Cellophane ♪
1465
01:13:39,389 --> 01:13:42,960
♪ 'Cause you can look
Right through me ♪
1466
01:13:43,026 --> 01:13:46,095
♪ Walk right by me ♪
1467
01:13:48,297 --> 01:13:52,135
♪ And never know I'm there ♪
1468
01:13:52,202 --> 01:13:54,838
♪ Never... even ♪
1469
01:13:54,905 --> 01:14:00,310
♪ Know ♪
1470
01:14:02,012 --> 01:14:06,116
♪ I'm there ♪
1471
01:14:10,053 --> 01:14:13,123
I hope I didn't take up
too much of your time.
1472
01:14:18,628 --> 01:14:20,764
I've been waiting here
for ten minutes.
Don't do that again.
1473
01:14:20,831 --> 01:14:24,201
This dress makes me look like
a Woolworth's lampshade.
1474
01:14:24,267 --> 01:14:27,037
-I'm not wearing this.
-You're wearing it
because I tell you to wear it.
1475
01:14:27,104 --> 01:14:29,206
-I'm not wearing this dress.
-And when Andy's on the stand,
I want you to be knitting.
1476
01:14:29,272 --> 01:14:31,274
Knitting? Oh, for Christ's sake!
1477
01:14:31,341 --> 01:14:33,343
-A baby garment.
-I don't know how to knit.
1478
01:14:33,410 --> 01:14:36,646
-Then learn.
-That is no way
to win a jury's sympathy.
1479
01:14:36,713 --> 01:14:37,948
Oh, you don't need
advice anymore.
1480
01:14:38,015 --> 01:14:40,350
Lookit here, Mr. Mouthpiece.
1481
01:14:40,417 --> 01:14:42,619
It seems to me
1482
01:14:42,686 --> 01:14:45,255
that I am the one
who's coming up
with the good ideas.
1483
01:14:45,322 --> 01:14:47,624
I'm sick of everybody
telling me what to do.
1484
01:14:47,691 --> 01:14:49,860
And you treat me like dirt,
you know that?
1485
01:14:49,926 --> 01:14:52,696
You treat me
like I'm some dumb
common criminal.
1486
01:14:52,763 --> 01:14:54,631
But you are some dumb
common criminal.
1487
01:14:54,698 --> 01:14:58,168
Well, it's better than being
a greasy Mick Lawyer.
1488
01:14:58,235 --> 01:15:01,805
-Who happens
to be saving your ass!
-Who's out for all he can steal!
1489
01:15:01,872 --> 01:15:04,441
All right, maybe you'd like
to appear in court without me.
1490
01:15:04,508 --> 01:15:06,777
Well, maybe I could.
Have you read
the morning papers?
1491
01:15:06,843 --> 01:15:08,845
They love me!
1492
01:15:08,912 --> 01:15:11,014
Wise up!
They'd love you a lot more
if you were hanged.
1493
01:15:11,081 --> 01:15:13,617
-You know why?
'Cause they'd sell more papers.
-You're fired.
1494
01:15:13,683 --> 01:15:16,086
I quit.
1495
01:15:16,153 --> 01:15:19,322
Any lawyer in this town
would die to have my case.
1496
01:15:19,389 --> 01:15:22,659
You are a phony celebrity.
You're a flash in the pan.
1497
01:15:22,726 --> 01:15:25,328
In a couple of weeks,
no one's gonna
give a shit about you.
1498
01:15:26,295 --> 01:15:28,765
That's Chicago.
1499
01:15:30,767 --> 01:15:33,904
(WOMAN SCREAMING)
1500
01:15:33,970 --> 01:15:35,205
(DOOR SLAMS)
1501
01:15:37,374 --> 01:15:39,109
What happened?
1502
01:15:39,176 --> 01:15:40,677
It's the Hunyak.
1503
01:15:40,744 --> 01:15:42,412
She lost her last appeal.
1504
01:15:42,479 --> 01:15:43,914
So, what's that mean?
1505
01:15:45,282 --> 01:15:48,185
Well, that means that next week,
1506
01:15:48,251 --> 01:15:49,686
she's gonna...
1507
01:16:01,998 --> 01:16:03,733
This is Mary Sunshine
1508
01:16:03,800 --> 01:16:06,136
coming to you
from the Cook County Jail,
1509
01:16:06,203 --> 01:16:08,872
-where history
will be made today.
-(REPORTERS SHOUTING)
1510
01:16:08,939 --> 01:16:11,741
Katalin Helinski
will become the first woman
1511
01:16:11,808 --> 01:16:15,212
in the state of Illinois
to be executed.
1512
01:16:15,278 --> 01:16:17,013
And so, ladies and gentlemen...
1513
01:16:17,080 --> 01:16:18,748
BANDLEADER:
And now, ladies and gentlemen,
1514
01:16:18,815 --> 01:16:20,350
for your pleasure
and your entertainment,
1515
01:16:20,417 --> 01:16:22,385
-(DRUMROLL)
-we proudly present...
1516
01:16:22,452 --> 01:16:24,754
Katalin Helinski
and her famous
1517
01:16:24,821 --> 01:16:28,692
Hungarian disappearing act.
1518
01:16:28,758 --> 01:16:30,127
(DRUMROLL CONTINUES)
1519
01:16:45,909 --> 01:16:47,878
(CYMBALS CRASH)
1520
01:17:25,148 --> 01:17:26,283
(SOBS)
1521
01:17:29,819 --> 01:17:31,388
(CYMBALS CRASH,
DRUMROLL STOPS)
1522
01:17:31,454 --> 01:17:33,156
(CHEERING)
1523
01:17:49,439 --> 01:17:52,542
(WAGON WHEELS RATTLING)
1524
01:18:04,640 --> 01:18:08,311
You know,
it's really not that bad.
1525
01:18:08,377 --> 01:18:11,013
-You clear about everything
we agreed on?
-Yep.
1526
01:18:11,080 --> 01:18:12,915
I've been up all night
rehearsing.
1527
01:18:12,982 --> 01:18:14,950
What do you do when Harrison
starts coming after you?
1528
01:18:15,017 --> 01:18:18,120
I sit still and look straight
ahead, never at the jury.
1529
01:18:18,187 --> 01:18:20,356
-And?
-And I look modest.
1530
01:18:20,423 --> 01:18:22,892
-And?
-And...
1531
01:18:22,958 --> 01:18:24,593
-And say nothing.
-Oh, that's right.
1532
01:18:24,660 --> 01:18:26,595
-That was the deal, right?
-Right.
1533
01:18:26,662 --> 01:18:28,898
Right. You asked me back.
I do all the talking this time.
1534
01:18:28,964 --> 01:18:30,333
-Absolutely, Billy.
-(KNOCK ON DOOR)
1535
01:18:30,399 --> 01:18:31,567
-Whatever you say.
-(DOOR OPENS)
1536
01:18:31,634 --> 01:18:33,169
MAN:
Mr. Flynn.
1537
01:18:33,235 --> 01:18:35,004
-His Honor's here.
-Thank you.
1538
01:18:36,238 --> 01:18:37,406
You ready?
1539
01:18:37,473 --> 01:18:39,608
-(DOOR CLOSES)
-Yeah.
1540
01:18:43,179 --> 01:18:44,947
-Billy?
-Hmm?
1541
01:18:46,982 --> 01:18:48,584
I'm scared.
1542
01:18:50,720 --> 01:18:53,489
Ah, don't be.
1543
01:18:53,556 --> 01:18:56,959
I've been around a long time.
Believe me, you got nothing
to worry about.
1544
01:18:57,026 --> 01:18:58,160
It's...
1545
01:18:59,729 --> 01:19:02,064
It's all a circus.
1546
01:19:02,131 --> 01:19:05,334
A three-ring circus. That's all.
These trials, the whole world.
1547
01:19:05,401 --> 01:19:07,036
It's... (INHALES)
1548
01:19:07,103 --> 01:19:08,137
♪ (INTRODUCTION
TO "RAZZLE DAZZLE" PLAYS)
1549
01:19:08,204 --> 01:19:09,405
It's also show business.
1550
01:19:11,107 --> 01:19:12,441
But, kid...
1551
01:19:14,377 --> 01:19:16,212
you're working with a star.
1552
01:19:22,184 --> 01:19:26,956
♪ Give 'em
The old razzle dazzle ♪
1553
01:19:27,022 --> 01:19:30,359
♪ Razzle dazzle 'em ♪
1554
01:19:30,426 --> 01:19:34,363
♪ Give 'em an act
With lots of flash in it ♪
1555
01:19:34,430 --> 01:19:38,200
♪ And the reaction
Will be passionate ♪
1556
01:19:38,267 --> 01:19:42,003
♪ Give 'em
The old hocus pocus ♪
1557
01:19:42,071 --> 01:19:44,407
♪ Bead and feather 'em ♪
1558
01:19:46,307 --> 01:19:47,643
♪ How can they see ♪
1559
01:19:47,710 --> 01:19:52,148
♪ With sequins in their eyes? ♪
1560
01:19:54,150 --> 01:19:57,753
♪ What if your hinges
All are rusting? ♪
1561
01:19:57,819 --> 01:20:01,724
♪ What if, in fact,
You're just disgusting? ♪
1562
01:20:01,791 --> 01:20:04,326
♪ Razzle dazzle 'em ♪
1563
01:20:04,393 --> 01:20:08,330
♪ And they'll never
Catch wise ♪
1564
01:20:08,397 --> 01:20:09,398
(CROWD SHOUTING)
1565
01:20:22,111 --> 01:20:26,148
♪ Give 'em
The old razzle dazzle ♪
1566
01:20:26,215 --> 01:20:27,616
♪ Razzle dazzle them ♪
1567
01:20:29,652 --> 01:20:33,489
♪ Give 'em a show
That's so splendiferous ♪
1568
01:20:33,556 --> 01:20:37,560
♪ Row after row
Will grow vociferous ♪
1569
01:20:37,626 --> 01:20:41,764
♪ Give 'em
The old flimflam flummox ♪
1570
01:20:41,831 --> 01:20:43,732
♪ Fool and fracture 'em ♪
1571
01:20:43,799 --> 01:20:45,234
(LAUGHING)
1572
01:20:45,301 --> 01:20:46,769
♪ How can they hear ♪
1573
01:20:46,835 --> 01:20:50,606
♪ The truth above the roar? ♪
1574
01:20:50,673 --> 01:20:53,209
♪ Roar, roar, roar ♪
1575
01:20:53,275 --> 01:20:57,179
♪ Throw 'em a fake
And a finagle ♪
1576
01:20:57,246 --> 01:21:00,816
♪ They'll never know
You're just a bagel ♪
1577
01:21:00,883 --> 01:21:03,419
♪ Razzle dazzle 'em ♪
1578
01:21:03,486 --> 01:21:08,858
♪ And they'll beg you
For more ♪
1579
01:21:08,924 --> 01:21:10,826
-I object!
-Sustained.
1580
01:21:10,893 --> 01:21:12,628
Your Honor, I haven't even asked
the question yet.
1581
01:21:24,173 --> 01:21:28,310
♪ Give 'em
The old double whammy ♪
1582
01:21:28,377 --> 01:21:31,714
♪ Daze and dizzy 'em ♪
1583
01:21:31,780 --> 01:21:35,551
♪ Back since the days
Of old Methuselah ♪
1584
01:21:35,618 --> 01:21:40,656
♪ Everyone loves
The big bamboozler ♪
1585
01:21:40,722 --> 01:21:45,194
♪ Give 'em
The old three-ring circus ♪
1586
01:21:45,261 --> 01:21:46,896
♪ Stun and stagger 'em ♪
1587
01:21:48,864 --> 01:21:50,366
♪ When you're in trouble ♪
1588
01:21:50,432 --> 01:21:55,838
♪ Go into your dance ♪
1589
01:21:55,905 --> 01:22:00,442
♪ Though you are stiffer
Than a girder ♪
1590
01:22:00,508 --> 01:22:04,313
♪ They'll let you get away
With murder ♪
1591
01:22:04,380 --> 01:22:06,415
♪ Razzle dazzle 'em ♪
1592
01:22:06,482 --> 01:22:09,785
♪ And you got a romance ♪
1593
01:22:09,852 --> 01:22:11,820
Hello, Amos.
1594
01:22:12,688 --> 01:22:14,290
Amos.
1595
01:22:14,356 --> 01:22:17,326
-That's right, Mr. Flynn, Amos.
-Amos.
1596
01:22:17,393 --> 01:22:19,795
-When did you file suit
for divorce?
-A month ago.
1597
01:22:19,862 --> 01:22:22,164
Was there any reason for filing
at this particular time?
1598
01:22:22,231 --> 01:22:24,166
Oh, I'll say.
1599
01:22:24,232 --> 01:22:26,669
The newspapers said Roxie
was expecting a little stranger.
1600
01:22:26,735 --> 01:22:29,237
Well, that's hardly grounds
for divorce, is it?
1601
01:22:29,305 --> 01:22:31,874
A little too much
of a stranger.
1602
01:22:31,941 --> 01:22:35,644
By that you mean you doubted
the paternity of the child.
1603
01:22:35,711 --> 01:22:37,612
-Well, sure.
-Tell me something, Amos.
1604
01:22:37,680 --> 01:22:40,382
-You share a bed with your wife?
-Yes, sir, every night.
1605
01:22:40,449 --> 01:22:43,953
Oh, and you expect this jury
to believe that you slept
next to this woman
1606
01:22:44,019 --> 01:22:47,323
every night without exercising
your rights as a husband?
1607
01:22:47,389 --> 01:22:48,824
Well, I could've if I wanted to.
1608
01:22:48,891 --> 01:22:50,693
-Oh, but you didn't.
-No, I did.
1609
01:22:50,759 --> 01:22:52,227
-Did what?
-Want to.
1610
01:22:52,294 --> 01:22:54,396
-But you didn't.
-Didn't what?
1611
01:22:54,463 --> 01:22:56,465
-What you wanted.
-Wait a minute.
I'm getting confused here.
1612
01:22:56,532 --> 01:22:57,967
Hey, tell me, Hart. You tell me.
1613
01:22:58,033 --> 01:23:00,603
Did you ever question
Roxie herself?
1614
01:23:00,669 --> 01:23:03,505
Did you even bother to ask her
if you were the father
of her child?
1615
01:23:03,572 --> 01:23:05,407
-No, sir.
-No, no.
1616
01:23:05,474 --> 01:23:07,309
But if you became convinced
that you were wrong,
1617
01:23:07,376 --> 01:23:09,845
you'd be man enough to admit it,
wouldn't you?
1618
01:23:09,912 --> 01:23:11,747
You'd even be willing
to take her back
1619
01:23:11,814 --> 01:23:14,216
if Roxie swore that you were
the father of her child,
1620
01:23:14,283 --> 01:23:15,951
-which she does.
-She does?
1621
01:23:19,054 --> 01:23:21,523
She does! She does!
1622
01:23:21,590 --> 01:23:22,958
No more questions!
1623
01:23:23,025 --> 01:23:24,927
You can step down now.
1624
01:23:24,994 --> 01:23:27,796
Well done, Andy.
1625
01:23:27,862 --> 01:23:29,999
Oh, Roxie, I'm so sorry.
1626
01:23:35,671 --> 01:23:36,838
-Aw!
-Aw!
1627
01:23:36,905 --> 01:23:39,375
(CROWD APPLAUDS)
1628
01:23:42,911 --> 01:23:47,449
♪ Give 'em
The old razzle dazzle ♪
1629
01:23:47,516 --> 01:23:50,686
♪ Razzle dazzle them ♪
1630
01:23:50,753 --> 01:23:57,760
♪ Show 'em the first-rate
Sorcerer you are ♪
1631
01:23:57,826 --> 01:24:01,897
♪ Long as you keep 'em
Way off balance ♪
1632
01:24:01,963 --> 01:24:06,368
♪ How can they spot
You got no talents? ♪
1633
01:24:06,435 --> 01:24:09,471
♪ Razzle dazzle 'em ♪
1634
01:24:09,538 --> 01:24:12,708
-♪ BACKUP SINGERS :
Razzle dazzle 'em ♪
-♪ BILLY: Razzle dazzle 'em ♪
1635
01:24:12,775 --> 01:24:15,577
MARY SUNSHINE:
This is the moment
we've been waiting for.
1636
01:24:15,644 --> 01:24:20,816
Roxie Hart
finally takes the stand
in her own defense.
1637
01:24:20,883 --> 01:24:27,790
♪ And they'll make you
A star ♪
1638
01:24:32,461 --> 01:24:33,962
-(GAVEL BANGING)
-JUDGE: Silence! Order!
1639
01:24:34,029 --> 01:24:35,798
-Silence!
-(CROWD TALKING)
1640
01:24:37,433 --> 01:24:37,882
Proceed, Mr. Flynn.
1641
01:24:38,078 --> 01:24:39,697
Proceed, Mr. Flynn.
1642
01:24:39,764 --> 01:24:41,766
BILLY:
Roxie, I have here a statement
in which you admit
1643
01:24:41,833 --> 01:24:45,236
to having illicit relations
with the deceased, Fred Casely.
1644
01:24:45,303 --> 01:24:46,671
Is this statement true or false?
1645
01:24:46,738 --> 01:24:48,206
I'm afraid that's true.
1646
01:24:48,273 --> 01:24:51,009
You're an honest girl, Roxie.
1647
01:24:51,075 --> 01:24:53,511
When did you first meet
Fred Casely?
1648
01:24:53,578 --> 01:24:55,780
When he sold Amos and me
our furniture.
1649
01:24:55,847 --> 01:24:57,949
And your personal relationship
with him...
1650
01:24:58,016 --> 01:24:59,884
Could you tell the jury
when that began?
1651
01:24:59,951 --> 01:25:02,820
When I permitted him
to escort me home one night.
1652
01:25:02,887 --> 01:25:04,822
I don't think
I would've gone with him
1653
01:25:04,889 --> 01:25:07,625
if Mr. Hart and me hadn't
quarreled that very morning.
1654
01:25:07,692 --> 01:25:09,027
-Quarreled?
-Yes, sir.
1655
01:25:09,093 --> 01:25:11,663
Well, I suppose
it was his fault.
1656
01:25:11,729 --> 01:25:14,866
Oh, no, sir. It was my fault.
1657
01:25:14,933 --> 01:25:17,201
I suppose I just couldn't stop
pestering him. (CHUCKLES)
1658
01:25:17,268 --> 01:25:19,203
Pestering him? About what?
1659
01:25:19,270 --> 01:25:22,006
I didn't like him working
those long hours at the garage.
1660
01:25:22,073 --> 01:25:24,108
I wanted him home with me,
1661
01:25:24,175 --> 01:25:26,911
to darn his socks
and iron his shirts.
1662
01:25:26,978 --> 01:25:29,948
I wanted a real home
and a child.
1663
01:25:30,014 --> 01:25:32,617
So you drifted
into this illicit relationship
1664
01:25:32,684 --> 01:25:34,652
because you were unhappy
at home.
1665
01:25:34,719 --> 01:25:37,889
Yes, I was-- I was most unhappy.
1666
01:25:38,957 --> 01:25:40,925
Roxie Hart!
1667
01:25:40,992 --> 01:25:43,227
The state has accused you
of the murder of Fred Casely!
1668
01:25:43,293 --> 01:25:46,564
-Are you guilty or not guilty?
-I'm not guilty.
1669
01:25:46,631 --> 01:25:48,199
I'm not guilty.
1670
01:25:48,266 --> 01:25:51,035
I killed him.
I did, but I'm not a criminal.
1671
01:25:51,102 --> 01:25:52,971
I'm not a criminal.
1672
01:25:53,037 --> 01:25:55,940
-(SOBS) I'm not a criminal.
-There, there, there.
1673
01:25:56,007 --> 01:25:58,009
Roxie...
1674
01:25:58,076 --> 01:25:59,777
-Uh-huh?
-Yeah.
1675
01:25:59,843 --> 01:26:02,046
Do you recall
the night of January 14th?
1676
01:26:02,113 --> 01:26:04,615
Uh-huh.
1677
01:26:04,682 --> 01:26:07,251
Could you tell the jury,
in your own words,
the happenings of that night?
1678
01:26:07,318 --> 01:26:09,754
Well... (SNIFFLES)
1679
01:26:09,821 --> 01:26:14,125
-When Fred came over,
I told him my good news.
-And what was that?
1680
01:26:14,192 --> 01:26:16,627
That me and Amos
were gonna have a baby.
1681
01:26:16,694 --> 01:26:19,664
-BILLY: Hmm.
-And that it was all over
between us.
1682
01:26:19,730 --> 01:26:21,232
What happened then?
1683
01:26:21,299 --> 01:26:23,568
Well, then, uh...
1684
01:26:23,634 --> 01:26:24,836
Oh... (SNIFFLES)
1685
01:26:26,337 --> 01:26:27,972
Then...
1686
01:26:28,039 --> 01:26:29,907
Did he threaten you, Roxie?
1687
01:26:29,974 --> 01:26:31,809
Objection, Your Honor.
Counsel is leading the witness!
1688
01:26:31,876 --> 01:26:33,978
-Sustained.
-(SNIFFLES, SOBS)
1689
01:26:36,347 --> 01:26:38,182
What did Casely say
1690
01:26:38,249 --> 01:26:40,685
when you told him the news?
1691
01:26:40,752 --> 01:26:44,722
"I'll kill you before I see you
have another man's child!"
1692
01:26:44,789 --> 01:26:47,158
Could you tell the audience--
The jury, what happened next?
1693
01:26:47,224 --> 01:26:50,728
Well, in his passion, he,
he tore off my robe,
1694
01:26:50,795 --> 01:26:52,764
and he threw me on the bed.
1695
01:26:52,830 --> 01:26:55,633
And-- And Mr. Hart's pistol
was lying there between us.
1696
01:26:55,700 --> 01:26:58,936
-And then?
-And then we both reached
for the gun, but I got it first.
1697
01:26:59,003 --> 01:27:02,673
And then he came toward me
with this, this funny look
in his eyes.
1698
01:27:02,740 --> 01:27:04,008
He was angry and wild!
1699
01:27:04,075 --> 01:27:06,244
-Wild!
-Wild!
1700
01:27:06,310 --> 01:27:09,013
-And did you think
he meant to kill you?
-Oh, yes, sir. Yes, sir.
1701
01:27:09,080 --> 01:27:10,915
So it was his life or yours?
1702
01:27:10,982 --> 01:27:14,752
And not just mine.
I closed my eyes and I shot!
1703
01:27:14,819 --> 01:27:16,220
In defense of your life!
1704
01:27:16,287 --> 01:27:17,955
(CRYING)
To save my husband's
1705
01:27:18,022 --> 01:27:20,792
innocent, unborn child!
1706
01:27:20,858 --> 01:27:22,126
(INHALES) Oh!
1707
01:27:22,193 --> 01:27:24,262
-(ALL GASP)
-WOMAN: Roxie!
1708
01:27:24,328 --> 01:27:26,297
-(CROWD SHOUTING)
-JUDGE: Order!
1709
01:27:27,899 --> 01:27:30,133
What a bull's eye, huh?
1710
01:27:30,201 --> 01:27:32,169
-Rox!
-JUDGE: Order in this court!
1711
01:27:32,236 --> 01:27:34,806
-Roxie!
-JUDGE: I'll clear this court
if necessary.
1712
01:27:34,871 --> 01:27:36,907
There's pandemonium
here in the courtroom.
1713
01:27:36,974 --> 01:27:40,178
JUDGE:
Order! Bailiff!
1714
01:27:40,244 --> 01:27:42,680
MARY SUNSHINE: Mrs. Hart's
behavior throughout this ordeal
has been truly extraordinary.
1715
01:27:42,747 --> 01:27:45,883
-Yeah, I bet it has.
-Opening her eyes,
she fans herself
1716
01:27:45,950 --> 01:27:47,985
with her
attorney's handkerchief.
1717
01:27:48,052 --> 01:27:50,421
-Handkerchief?
-The poor child
has had no relief.
1718
01:27:50,488 --> 01:27:53,191
She looks around now,
bewildered, seeming
to want something.
1719
01:27:53,257 --> 01:27:54,759
Oh, it's a glass of water.
1720
01:27:54,826 --> 01:27:56,861
Oh, Mama, that was my bit!
1721
01:27:56,928 --> 01:27:58,796
-I told Billy I was gonna do
that at my trial!
-Shh!
1722
01:27:58,863 --> 01:28:00,098
But now her eyes
flutter wildly, and she--
1723
01:28:00,164 --> 01:28:01,399
-(GASPS)
-(CROWD EXCLAIMS)
1724
01:28:01,466 --> 01:28:03,768
Mrs. Hart has fainted again.
1725
01:28:03,835 --> 01:28:06,104
Oh, jeez.
1726
01:28:06,169 --> 01:28:08,706
She slumps over,
her chiffon dress
up around her knees,
1727
01:28:08,773 --> 01:28:10,775
revealing a glimpse
of a blue garter
with a rhinestone buckle.
1728
01:28:10,842 --> 01:28:12,977
-Oh, Mama, she stole my garter.
-I hear it was a wedding gift.
1729
01:28:13,044 --> 01:28:15,713
-She stole my garter!
-Don't break--
Don't break my radio!
1730
01:28:15,780 --> 01:28:17,148
God!
1731
01:28:17,215 --> 01:28:18,916
First, the slob
steals my publicity,
1732
01:28:18,983 --> 01:28:21,152
Then she steals my lawyer,
my trial date.
1733
01:28:21,219 --> 01:28:22,987
-Now she stole
my goddamn garter!
-Well, what do you expect?
1734
01:28:23,054 --> 01:28:25,356
I mean, these days you get
a little success,
1735
01:28:25,423 --> 01:28:28,793
and it's good riddance
to the people who put you there.
1736
01:28:28,859 --> 01:28:30,862
There ain't no justice
in the world.
1737
01:28:30,928 --> 01:28:33,097
And there ain't nothing
you can do about it.
1738
01:28:33,164 --> 01:28:35,833
(SCOFFS) Nerts to that.
1739
01:28:35,900 --> 01:28:38,136
You think I got you up here
just so you can listen
to my radio?
1740
01:28:38,202 --> 01:28:41,172
People write some
pretty interesting things
1741
01:28:41,239 --> 01:28:43,174
when they think
no one's looking.
1742
01:28:47,078 --> 01:28:48,179
(BOTH LAUGH)
1743
01:28:49,914 --> 01:28:52,750
-Oh, Mama.
-Oh.
1744
01:28:52,817 --> 01:28:54,751
(GASPS) Whoo!
1745
01:28:54,819 --> 01:28:55,919
HARRISON: The state calls
a rebuttal witness.
1746
01:28:57,321 --> 01:28:59,157
(SPECTATORS MURMURING)
1747
01:29:07,231 --> 01:29:08,933
Left hand on the Bible,
raise your right hand.
1748
01:29:09,000 --> 01:29:11,035
You swear to tell the truth,
the whole truth,
1749
01:29:11,102 --> 01:29:12,470
-and nothing but the truth,
so help you God?
-And then some.
1750
01:29:12,537 --> 01:29:15,373
Have a seat.
1751
01:29:15,439 --> 01:29:18,009
-Would you state your name
for the record, please?
-Velma Kelly.
1752
01:29:18,075 --> 01:29:20,044
Miss Kelly,
1753
01:29:20,111 --> 01:29:22,380
will you please tell the court
if the object I am holding
1754
01:29:22,446 --> 01:29:24,348
is the one you
happened to come upon
in the defendant's jail cell?
1755
01:29:24,415 --> 01:29:26,317
Yes, it is.
1756
01:29:26,384 --> 01:29:29,520
I submit this as exhibit "X".
Roxie Hart's diary.
1757
01:29:29,587 --> 01:29:31,155
I object!
1758
01:29:31,222 --> 01:29:33,090
My client has never kept
a diary.
1759
01:29:33,157 --> 01:29:35,293
And even if she did,
1760
01:29:35,359 --> 01:29:37,495
this would be invasion
of privacy in violation
of the Fourth Amendment
1761
01:29:37,562 --> 01:29:39,096
and illegal search
without a warrant.
1762
01:29:39,163 --> 01:29:41,332
Yeah. And she broke the lock.
1763
01:29:41,399 --> 01:29:42,967
(LAUGHTER, GAVEL BANGING)
1764
01:29:43,034 --> 01:29:45,203
JUDGE:
Order! Order!
1765
01:29:45,269 --> 01:29:48,206
Well, that settles that.
I'll allow it.
1766
01:29:48,272 --> 01:29:50,308
-What's the big deal?
It's just a bunch of doodlings.
-Proceed, Mr. Harrison.
1767
01:29:50,374 --> 01:29:52,176
Shh.
1768
01:29:52,243 --> 01:29:53,978
If you would read for us,
please, Miss Kelly.
1769
01:29:54,045 --> 01:29:57,181
-(CLEARS THROAT)
-I haven't worked in a while.
1770
01:29:57,248 --> 01:30:00,985
-"What a laugh,
plugging Fred Casely."
-What?
1771
01:30:01,052 --> 01:30:03,020
"The big baboon had it coming.
1772
01:30:03,087 --> 01:30:06,557
I'm just sorry
I only got to kill him once."
1773
01:30:06,624 --> 01:30:09,193
I never wrote that. It was you.
1774
01:30:09,260 --> 01:30:10,895
-Hey, she made that up.
-JUDGE: Order!
1775
01:30:10,962 --> 01:30:13,064
-Order! Order!
-She made that up!
1776
01:30:13,130 --> 01:30:14,932
-She made that up!
-Order!
1777
01:30:14,999 --> 01:30:17,335
Please, Mr. Flynn,
get control of your client.
1778
01:30:17,401 --> 01:30:19,370
I'm sorry, Your Honor.
It won't happen again.
1779
01:30:19,437 --> 01:30:22,840
(WHISPERS) Sit down, shut up.
It's only making it worse.
1780
01:30:22,907 --> 01:30:25,309
I have no more questions.
1781
01:30:25,376 --> 01:30:26,978
Your witness, Mr. Flynn.
1782
01:30:27,044 --> 01:30:28,511
(SCOFFS)
1783
01:30:28,579 --> 01:30:29,614
BANDLEADER:
Ladies and gentlemen,
1784
01:30:29,680 --> 01:30:31,849
A tap dance.
1785
01:30:31,916 --> 01:30:33,918
♪ (MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS)
1786
01:30:38,222 --> 01:30:42,493
Tell me, Miss Kelly, did you
make a deal with Mr. Harrison?
1787
01:30:42,560 --> 01:30:46,130
Maybe to drop all charges
against you in exchange
for testifying here today?
1788
01:30:46,197 --> 01:30:47,999
Well, sure.
I'm not a complete idiot.
1789
01:30:48,065 --> 01:30:49,166
(CROWD LAUGHS)
1790
01:30:49,233 --> 01:30:50,401
(CYMBALS CRASH)
1791
01:30:50,468 --> 01:30:53,037
Good. Good.
1792
01:30:53,104 --> 01:30:55,506
Since you gave
such an impressive performance
1793
01:30:55,573 --> 01:30:58,342
for Mr. Harrison,
maybe you'd do me
the same honor.
1794
01:30:58,409 --> 01:31:00,044
-I'd be delighted.
-Thank you.
1795
01:31:00,111 --> 01:31:01,545
BILLY: There.
1796
01:31:01,612 --> 01:31:03,314
-VELMA: Here?
-BILLY: Mm-hm.
1797
01:31:03,381 --> 01:31:05,316
"Fred Casely assured me
he'd get me an audition
1798
01:31:05,383 --> 01:31:07,118
down at the Onyx.
1799
01:31:07,184 --> 01:31:09,186
And then he reneged
on his pledge,
1800
01:31:09,253 --> 01:31:11,989
and that was my motive
for attacking him."
1801
01:31:12,056 --> 01:31:14,091
Pretty fancy way of saying,
"He's a big fat liar
1802
01:31:14,158 --> 01:31:16,127
who welshed on a deal,
so I shot him."
1803
01:31:16,193 --> 01:31:19,563
(MUSIC INTENSIFIES)
1804
01:31:19,630 --> 01:31:22,400
"Amos accused me
of having an affair,
1805
01:31:22,466 --> 01:31:26,337
so I told him that the charge
was erroneous."
1806
01:31:26,404 --> 01:31:28,039
Objection, Your Honor.
1807
01:31:28,105 --> 01:31:29,940
Mr. Flynn is twisting
this evidence
1808
01:31:30,007 --> 01:31:31,542
to draw conclusions
that are specious and, uh...
1809
01:31:31,609 --> 01:31:33,244
-Erroneous?
-Exactly!
1810
01:31:33,311 --> 01:31:34,578
-(SPECTATORS LAUGHING)
-(GAVEL BANGING)
1811
01:31:34,645 --> 01:31:37,148
JUDGE:
Order! Order!
1812
01:31:39,283 --> 01:31:41,652
Miss Kelly,
do you know the meaning
of the word "perjury"?
1813
01:31:41,719 --> 01:31:43,688
-Yes, I do.
-Do you also know
that it's a crime?
1814
01:31:43,754 --> 01:31:46,424
Yes.
1815
01:31:46,490 --> 01:31:48,693
I mean, for example,
if it turns out that you knew
that this diary was a fake,
1816
01:31:48,759 --> 01:31:52,229
I'd hate to think of you
rotting away in prison
for the next ten years,
1817
01:31:52,296 --> 01:31:54,031
especially since you just won
your freedom.
1818
01:31:54,098 --> 01:31:56,167
Look, all I know
is what I was told.
1819
01:31:56,233 --> 01:31:58,535
(MUSIC STOPS,
SPECTATORS MURMURING)
1820
01:31:58,602 --> 01:32:01,439
-(MUSIC RESUMES)
-Oh, so... all right.
1821
01:32:01,505 --> 01:32:05,476
So you... you didn't find
this diary in Roxie's cell?
1822
01:32:06,377 --> 01:32:08,179
No.
1823
01:32:08,245 --> 01:32:10,948
Mama--
Miss Morton gave it to me.
1824
01:32:11,015 --> 01:32:13,050
She said someone sent it to her.
1825
01:32:13,117 --> 01:32:16,187
Someone?
Any idea who this mysterious
benefactor might be?
1826
01:32:16,253 --> 01:32:19,457
-No. She didn't know.
-All right, let's see
if we can work this out.
1827
01:32:19,523 --> 01:32:22,393
Someone who writes about, um...
1828
01:32:22,460 --> 01:32:24,662
reneging on pledges and...
1829
01:32:24,729 --> 01:32:27,732
And erroneous charges.
1830
01:32:27,798 --> 01:32:30,201
Call me crazy.
Doesn't that sound
like a lawyer to you?
1831
01:32:30,267 --> 01:32:32,470
A lawyer.
1832
01:32:32,535 --> 01:32:35,506
A lawyer who obviously
had a sample
of my client's handwriting.
1833
01:32:35,573 --> 01:32:37,375
Mr. Harrison, didn't you ask
1834
01:32:37,441 --> 01:32:39,677
Roxie to write out
a confession for you?
1835
01:32:39,744 --> 01:32:42,179
Yes, but you're not suggesting
that I tampered with evidence,
are you?
1836
01:32:42,246 --> 01:32:43,647
No, no, no. no, no.
No, I wouldn't.
1837
01:32:43,714 --> 01:32:45,449
That's-- Don't be ridiculous.
1838
01:32:45,516 --> 01:32:48,452
No, that's thoroughly
and utterly absurd.
1839
01:32:48,519 --> 01:32:49,687
But now that you mention it.
1840
01:32:49,754 --> 01:32:51,789
Your Honor, this is outrageous.
1841
01:32:51,856 --> 01:32:54,258
-It's outrageous!
I know. I agree.
-Mr. Harrison, order!
1842
01:32:54,325 --> 01:32:57,128
To even suggest
that the prosecutor
would make a thieves' bargain
1843
01:32:57,194 --> 01:33:00,398
with the notorious Velma Kelly
and then fabricate the very
evidence that set her free!
1844
01:33:00,464 --> 01:33:04,235
Just so you can win another case
and move one step closer
to the Governor's mansion!
1845
01:33:04,301 --> 01:33:05,703
HARRISON:
Governor's mansion?
1846
01:33:05,770 --> 01:33:08,973
Why, it's simply beyond
all imagining!
1847
01:33:09,039 --> 01:33:12,343
-I'll hold you in contempt!
-No, it is not even conceivable!
1848
01:33:12,410 --> 01:33:14,678
But! But if it were,
Wouldn't it be time to say:
1849
01:33:14,745 --> 01:33:17,581
"Come clean, Mr. Harrison,
come clean"?
1850
01:33:17,648 --> 01:33:21,485
Even in Chicago,
this kind of corruption
cannot stand. Will not stand!
1851
01:33:21,552 --> 01:33:24,422
-(GAVEL BANGS)
-JUDGE: That's enough,
Mr. Flynn!
1852
01:33:24,488 --> 01:33:28,259
-I agree, Your Honor!
It is enough!
-(MUSIC STOPS)
1853
01:33:28,325 --> 01:33:30,327
The defense rests.
1854
01:33:30,394 --> 01:33:32,463
(DRUM BEATS, CYMBALS CRASH)
1855
01:33:35,581 --> 01:33:38,117
MARY SUNSHINE:
Ladies and gentlemen,
this is Mary Sunshine,
1856
01:33:38,184 --> 01:33:41,554
reporting live from
the Cook County Courthouse.
1857
01:33:41,621 --> 01:33:45,391
The City of Chicago has come
to a complete standstill,
1858
01:33:45,458 --> 01:33:49,495
as the trial of the century
finally draws to a close.
1859
01:33:49,562 --> 01:33:53,499
Mrs. Hart sits quietly
at the defense table,
hands folded,
1860
01:33:53,566 --> 01:33:56,969
wondering what fate
has in store for her.
1861
01:33:57,036 --> 01:33:59,105
And now a hush
falls over the courtroom,
1862
01:33:59,172 --> 01:34:02,675
as the 12 men of the jury file
slowly back to their seats.
1863
01:34:02,742 --> 01:34:04,677
(GAVEL BANGING)
1864
01:34:04,744 --> 01:34:08,481
Gentlemen of the jury,
have you reached a verdict?
1865
01:34:09,582 --> 01:34:10,583
We have, Your Honor.
1866
01:34:11,951 --> 01:34:13,119
The jury has reached a verdict.
1867
01:34:13,186 --> 01:34:14,787
(CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING)
1868
01:34:14,854 --> 01:34:16,622
JUDGE:
Will the defendant please rise?
1869
01:34:19,458 --> 01:34:22,094
What is your verdict?
1870
01:34:22,161 --> 01:34:24,964
-We, the jury,
find the defendant...
-(SIGHS)
1871
01:34:25,031 --> 01:34:28,134
♪ (UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS)
1872
01:34:38,211 --> 01:34:41,147
Roxie Hart is innocent!
She's innocent!
1873
01:34:41,214 --> 01:34:42,448
Get your paper!
1874
01:34:42,515 --> 01:34:44,450
Roxie Hart is free!
1875
01:34:44,517 --> 01:34:46,786
-She's free! Roxie--
-(GUNSHOTS, SCREAMING)
1876
01:35:02,568 --> 01:35:04,737
REPORTER 1:
Come on, move it!
1877
01:35:04,804 --> 01:35:06,572
REPORTER 2: First,
she shoots the husband,
then plugs the lawyer.
1878
01:35:06,639 --> 01:35:09,876
(REPORTERS SHOUTING)
1879
01:35:09,942 --> 01:35:11,744
ROXIE:
Hey!
1880
01:35:11,811 --> 01:35:14,080
Hey, don't you-- Don't you
want to take my picture?
1881
01:35:14,146 --> 01:35:15,815
Hey, uh--
1882
01:35:15,882 --> 01:35:18,517
Hey, I'm the famous Roxie Hart.
(CHUCKLES)
1883
01:35:18,584 --> 01:35:19,785
Hey, what happened?
1884
01:35:19,852 --> 01:35:22,854
Billy, what the hell happened?
1885
01:35:22,922 --> 01:35:25,824
This is Chicago, kid.
You can't beat fresh blood
on the walls.
1886
01:35:25,892 --> 01:35:29,929
But my publicity, Billy,
my name in the papers.
I was counting on that.
1887
01:35:29,996 --> 01:35:32,732
Your gratitude
is overwhelming, kid.
I just saved your life.
1888
01:35:32,798 --> 01:35:35,568
Yeah, and you got $5,000.
And what do I get?
1889
01:35:35,635 --> 01:35:37,270
-I get nothing?
-$5,000...
1890
01:35:37,336 --> 01:35:38,838
Actually, it's $10,000
once I collect from Velma.
1891
01:35:38,905 --> 01:35:40,840
(EXHALES)
I get nothing?
1892
01:35:40,907 --> 01:35:43,910
Hmm. Oh, don't forget
your blessed diary.
1893
01:35:43,976 --> 01:35:47,780
Hope you don't mind.
I added a few (SIGHS)
erroneous phrases in there.
1894
01:35:50,950 --> 01:35:52,618
Sorry, I couldn't tell you.
1895
01:35:52,685 --> 01:35:55,788
Couldn't take a chance.
1896
01:35:55,855 --> 01:35:57,290
I never lost a case.
1897
01:35:58,791 --> 01:35:59,859
(BRIEFCASE SLIDES)
1898
01:35:59,926 --> 01:36:02,228
You're a free woman...
1899
01:36:02,295 --> 01:36:03,729
Roxie Hart.
1900
01:36:04,997 --> 01:36:07,266
And God save Illinois.
1901
01:36:13,706 --> 01:36:14,906
AMOS:
Roxie?
1902
01:36:20,646 --> 01:36:21,914
What do you want?
1903
01:36:23,182 --> 01:36:26,052
I want you to come home.
1904
01:36:26,118 --> 01:36:29,689
You said you still wanted to.
And the baby.
1905
01:36:29,755 --> 01:36:31,791
Baby? What baby?
1906
01:36:33,793 --> 01:36:37,029
Oh. Ha, ha. Jesus.
1907
01:36:37,096 --> 01:36:39,532
What do you take me for?
1908
01:36:39,598 --> 01:36:42,568
There ain't no baby.
(CHUCKLES)
1909
01:36:43,903 --> 01:36:45,037
There ain't no baby?
1910
01:36:48,874 --> 01:36:50,276
Tsk.
1911
01:36:50,343 --> 01:36:54,113
They didn't even want
my picture.
1912
01:36:54,180 --> 01:36:55,214
I just--
1913
01:36:55,281 --> 01:36:57,783
I can't understand that.
1914
01:36:57,850 --> 01:37:00,319
♪ (INTRODUCTION
TO "NOWADAYS" PLAYS)
1915
01:37:02,154 --> 01:37:03,823
(SIGHS)
1916
01:37:03,889 --> 01:37:06,292
Why didn't they even want
my picture?
1917
01:37:06,359 --> 01:37:08,027
(CROWD CHATTERING)
1918
01:37:09,929 --> 01:37:11,831
(SIRENS WAILING)
1919
01:37:15,034 --> 01:37:17,703
♪ It's good ♪
1920
01:37:17,769 --> 01:37:20,339
♪ Isn't it grand? ♪
1921
01:37:20,406 --> 01:37:23,009
♪ Isn't it great? ♪
1922
01:37:23,075 --> 01:37:25,578
♪ Isn't it swell? ♪
1923
01:37:25,644 --> 01:37:28,114
♪ Isn't it fun? ♪
1924
01:37:28,180 --> 01:37:30,916
♪ Isn't it? ♪
1925
01:37:30,983 --> 01:37:33,252
♪ Nowadays ♪
1926
01:37:33,319 --> 01:37:35,588
BANDLEADER:
Ladies and gentlemen,
1927
01:37:35,654 --> 01:37:38,357
Miss Roxie Hart says,
"Good night."
1928
01:37:42,361 --> 01:37:45,698
♪ There's men everywhere ♪
1929
01:37:45,765 --> 01:37:48,200
♪ Jazz everywhere ♪
1930
01:37:48,267 --> 01:37:50,703
♪ Booze everywhere ♪
1931
01:37:50,770 --> 01:37:53,139
♪ Life everywhere ♪
1932
01:37:53,205 --> 01:37:56,409
♪ Joy everywhere ♪
1933
01:37:56,475 --> 01:38:01,380
♪ Nowadays ♪
1934
01:38:01,447 --> 01:38:07,119
♪ You can like
The life you're living ♪
1935
01:38:07,186 --> 01:38:11,623
♪ You can live
The life you like ♪
1936
01:38:11,690 --> 01:38:17,229
♪ You can even marry Harry ♪
1937
01:38:17,296 --> 01:38:21,634
♪ But mess around with Ike ♪
1938
01:38:21,700 --> 01:38:24,270
♪ And that's good ♪
1939
01:38:24,336 --> 01:38:26,939
♪ Isn't it grand? ♪
1940
01:38:27,006 --> 01:38:29,008
♪ Isn't it great? ♪
1941
01:38:29,075 --> 01:38:31,243
♪ Isn't it swell? ♪
1942
01:38:31,310 --> 01:38:33,679
♪ Isn't it fun? ♪
1943
01:38:33,746 --> 01:38:35,314
♪ Isn't it? ♪
1944
01:38:35,381 --> 01:38:39,285
♪ But nothing ♪
1945
01:38:39,351 --> 01:38:42,054
♪ Stays ♪
1946
01:38:48,761 --> 01:38:53,099
♪ You can like
The life you're living ♪
1947
01:38:53,165 --> 01:38:56,902
♪ You can live
The life you like ♪
1948
01:38:56,969 --> 01:38:59,138
-♪ You can even... ♪
-Didn't she kill a guy
awhile back?
1949
01:38:59,205 --> 01:39:02,174
-♪ Marry Harry ♪
-Ah, who can keep them
straight anymore?
1950
01:39:02,241 --> 01:39:05,077
♪ But mess around with Ike ♪
1951
01:39:05,144 --> 01:39:06,979
♪ And that's good ♪
1952
01:39:07,046 --> 01:39:09,248
♪ Isn't it grand? ♪
1953
01:39:09,315 --> 01:39:11,150
♪ Isn't it great? ♪
1954
01:39:11,217 --> 01:39:13,352
-♪ Isn't it swell? ♪
-That's great!
1955
01:39:13,419 --> 01:39:15,387
-♪ Isn't-- ♪
-We'll be in touch.
1956
01:39:15,454 --> 01:39:17,123
You know,
I'm not quite finished yet.
I have a--
1957
01:39:17,189 --> 01:39:18,991
I have-- Wait, wait, wait.
One-- One more.
1958
01:39:19,058 --> 01:39:20,259
Um, I could, uh...
1959
01:39:20,326 --> 01:39:22,428
Just a second. I'm not--
1960
01:39:22,495 --> 01:39:26,232
Goddamn it. (SIGHS)
1961
01:39:26,298 --> 01:39:27,299
Thank you!
1962
01:39:28,868 --> 01:39:30,236
Here's your music, hon.
1963
01:39:37,409 --> 01:39:38,911
Thanks.
1964
01:39:49,088 --> 01:39:51,157
You know,
you're really pretty good.
1965
01:39:53,359 --> 01:39:55,361
Yeah, that and a dime.
1966
01:39:57,096 --> 01:39:59,064
What are you doing here?
1967
01:39:59,131 --> 01:40:02,067
I heard you been, uh,
making the rounds.
1968
01:40:02,134 --> 01:40:04,770
Yeah, well, if it was up to you,
I'd be swinging by now.
1969
01:40:04,837 --> 01:40:06,438
Come on, I always knew
Billy would get you off.
1970
01:40:06,505 --> 01:40:08,507
You should learn how
to put things behind you.
1971
01:40:08,574 --> 01:40:11,277
Oh, thank you. I'll put that
at the top of my list,
1972
01:40:11,343 --> 01:40:14,079
right after finding a job
and an apartment with a John.
1973
01:40:14,146 --> 01:40:16,282
-Just shut up and listen to me!
-Oh. (ROXIE CHORTLES)
1974
01:40:16,348 --> 01:40:18,184
You really are something.
1975
01:40:18,250 --> 01:40:21,120
Coming in here like,
like some goddamn queen bee,
1976
01:40:21,187 --> 01:40:24,390
all full of advice
for a poor slob like me.
1977
01:40:24,456 --> 01:40:27,393
Well, let me tell you something,
Miss Velma Kelly.
1978
01:40:27,459 --> 01:40:29,495
I got a new life now,
1979
01:40:29,562 --> 01:40:32,331
and one
of the best things about it
is it don't include you.
1980
01:40:32,397 --> 01:40:34,900
Fine. I just thought we could
help each other out.
1981
01:40:34,967 --> 01:40:37,269
-Well, you thought wrong,
didn't you?
-Now, now, look. Listen to me.
1982
01:40:37,336 --> 01:40:40,472
(SIGHS) Look, I talked
to this guy downtown.
1983
01:40:40,539 --> 01:40:43,175
He said one jazz killer
is nothing these days,
1984
01:40:43,242 --> 01:40:44,610
but two...
1985
01:40:46,312 --> 01:40:48,347
(CAR HORNS HONKING
IN DISTANCE)
1986
01:40:53,352 --> 01:40:55,621
We could make a couple
of hundred a week.
1987
01:40:55,688 --> 01:40:58,023
Think about it, Roxie.
1988
01:40:58,090 --> 01:41:00,960
Our faces back in the papers,
our names on the marquee.
1989
01:41:01,026 --> 01:41:04,163
Velma Kelly And Roxie Hart.
1990
01:41:04,230 --> 01:41:05,864
Shouldn't it be alphabetical?
1991
01:41:05,931 --> 01:41:07,533
That could work.
1992
01:41:07,600 --> 01:41:09,501
Couple hundred?
1993
01:41:09,568 --> 01:41:12,371
-Maybe we could ask for a thou.
-We're worth it.
1994
01:41:15,074 --> 01:41:16,408
Forget it.
1995
01:41:16,475 --> 01:41:19,612
-It'll never work.
-Why not?
1996
01:41:19,678 --> 01:41:21,280
'Cause I hate you.
1997
01:41:21,347 --> 01:41:23,382
There's only one
business in the world
1998
01:41:23,449 --> 01:41:25,417
where that's no problem at all.
1999
01:41:25,484 --> 01:41:29,021
♪ (INTRODUCTION
TO "NOWADAYS" PLAYS)
2000
01:41:35,025 --> 01:41:36,894
BANDLEADER:
Ladies and gentlemen,
2001
01:41:36,961 --> 01:41:39,597
the Chicago Theater
is proud to announce a first.
2002
01:41:39,663 --> 01:41:42,766
The first time anywhere
there's been an act
2003
01:41:42,833 --> 01:41:44,468
of this nature...
2004
01:41:44,535 --> 01:41:47,504
Not only one little lady,
but two.
2005
01:41:47,571 --> 01:41:49,506
You've read about them
in the papers.
2006
01:41:49,573 --> 01:41:53,611
And now here they are,
Chicago's own killer-dillers,
2007
01:41:53,677 --> 01:41:55,613
Those scintillating sinners,
2008
01:41:55,679 --> 01:41:58,482
Roxie Hart and Velma Kelly!
2009
01:41:58,549 --> 01:42:00,417
(AUDIENCE CHEERING,
APPLAUDING)
2010
01:42:00,484 --> 01:42:05,723
♪ You can like
The life you're living ♪
2011
01:42:05,789 --> 01:42:09,760
♪ You can live
The life you like ♪
2012
01:42:09,827 --> 01:42:14,865
♪ You can even marry Harry ♪
2013
01:42:14,932 --> 01:42:19,436
♪ But mess around with Ike ♪
2014
01:42:19,503 --> 01:42:21,805
♪ And that's good ♪
2015
01:42:21,872 --> 01:42:24,375
♪ Isn't it grand? ♪
2016
01:42:24,441 --> 01:42:26,677
♪ Isn't it great? ♪
2017
01:42:26,744 --> 01:42:29,279
♪ Isn't it swell? ♪
2018
01:42:29,346 --> 01:42:30,714
♪ Isn't it fun? ♪
2019
01:42:30,781 --> 01:42:32,383
♪ Isn't it? ♪
2020
01:42:32,449 --> 01:42:37,521
♪ But nothing stays ♪
2021
01:42:37,588 --> 01:42:41,492
♪ In 50 years or so ♪
2022
01:42:41,558 --> 01:42:45,829
♪ It's gonna change, you know ♪
2023
01:42:45,896 --> 01:42:50,834
♪ But, oh, it's heaven ♪
2024
01:42:50,901 --> 01:42:55,706
♪ Nowadays ♪
2025
01:42:55,773 --> 01:42:59,043
BANDLEADER:
Okay, you babes of jazz,
let's pick up the pace.
2026
01:42:59,109 --> 01:43:01,478
Let's make the parties longer.
Let's make the skirts shorter.
2027
01:43:01,545 --> 01:43:03,847
Let's all go to hell
in a fast car and keep it hot!
2028
01:43:03,914 --> 01:43:06,483
♪ (UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS,
CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
2029
01:43:26,969 --> 01:43:28,939
(APPLAUSE)
2030
01:43:55,799 --> 01:43:57,101
(CHEERING)
2031
01:43:59,169 --> 01:44:00,437
(LAUGHTER)
2032
01:44:42,846 --> 01:44:44,448
(CHEERING, WHISTLING)
2033
01:44:46,016 --> 01:44:48,085
MAN:
Velma!
2034
01:44:58,595 --> 01:45:01,565
Yeah! Whoo-hoo!
2035
01:45:01,632 --> 01:45:02,800
Me and Roxie...
2036
01:45:02,866 --> 01:45:05,803
We'd just like to say thank you!
2037
01:45:05,869 --> 01:45:07,871
Thank you!
2038
01:45:07,938 --> 01:45:09,540
Believe us,
2039
01:45:09,606 --> 01:45:13,777
we could not have done it
without you!
2040
01:45:13,844 --> 01:45:16,480
♪ And all ♪
2041
01:45:16,547 --> 01:45:18,882
♪ That ♪
2042
01:45:20,651 --> 01:45:24,555
♪ Jazz ♪
2043
01:45:29,927 --> 01:45:32,029
♪ That jazz ♪
2044
01:45:35,699 --> 01:45:36,834
BANDLEADER:
Five, six, seven, eight.
2045
01:45:36,900 --> 01:45:38,802
♪ (UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS)
2046
01:46:50,240 --> 01:46:52,709
♪ (INTRODUCTION
TO "I MOVE ON" PLAYS)
2047
01:47:04,655 --> 01:47:08,825
VELMA:
♪ While truckin' down
The road of life ♪
2048
01:47:08,892 --> 01:47:12,796
♪ Although all hope
Seems gone ♪
2049
01:47:12,863 --> 01:47:14,665
♪ I just move on ♪
2050
01:47:23,941 --> 01:47:28,045
ROXIE:
♪ When I can't find
A single star ♪
2051
01:47:28,111 --> 01:47:31,949
♪ To hang my wish upon ♪
2052
01:47:32,015 --> 01:47:34,952
♪ I just move on ♪
2053
01:47:35,018 --> 01:47:39,690
♪ I move on ♪
2054
01:47:42,326 --> 01:47:44,995
VELMA:
♪ I run so fast ♪
2055
01:47:45,062 --> 01:47:47,164
♪ A shotgun blast ♪
2056
01:47:47,230 --> 01:47:50,267
♪ Can hurt me not one bit ♪
2057
01:47:50,334 --> 01:47:53,036
ROXIE:
♪ I'm on my toes ♪
2058
01:47:53,103 --> 01:47:54,972
♪ 'Cause heaven knows ♪
2059
01:47:55,038 --> 01:47:59,076
♪ A moving target's hard
To hit ♪
2060
01:48:05,916 --> 01:48:10,153
VELMA AND ROXIE:
♪ So as we play
An ice ballet ♪
2061
01:48:10,220 --> 01:48:13,857
♪ We're not the dying swan ♪
2062
01:48:13,924 --> 01:48:17,527
♪ We just move on ♪
2063
01:48:17,594 --> 01:48:22,065
♪ We move on ♪
2064
01:48:24,868 --> 01:48:27,671
ROXIE:
♪ Just when it seems ♪
2065
01:48:27,738 --> 01:48:29,606
♪ We're out of dreams ♪
2066
01:48:29,673 --> 01:48:32,642
♪ And things have got us down ♪
2067
01:48:32,709 --> 01:48:35,145
VELMA:
♪ We don't despair ♪
2068
01:48:35,212 --> 01:48:37,147
♪ We don't go there ♪
2069
01:48:37,214 --> 01:48:41,852
♪ We hang our bonnets
Out of town ♪
2070
01:48:49,659 --> 01:48:54,297
VELMA AND ROXIE:
♪ So there's no doubt
We're well cut out ♪
2071
01:48:54,364 --> 01:48:58,268
♪ To run life's marathon ♪
2072
01:48:58,335 --> 01:49:01,838
♪ We just move on ♪
2073
01:49:01,905 --> 01:49:05,976
♪ We just move on ♪
2074
01:49:06,043 --> 01:49:09,880
♪ So fleet of foot
We can't stay put ♪
2075
01:49:09,946 --> 01:49:13,150
♪ We just move on ♪
2076
01:49:13,216 --> 01:49:17,286
♪ Yes we move on ♪
2077
01:49:36,940 --> 01:49:40,777
VELMA:
♪ Come on, babe
Why don't we paint the town? ♪
2078
01:49:42,746 --> 01:49:44,948
♪ And all that jazz ♪
2079
01:49:45,015 --> 01:49:49,086
♪ I'm gonna rouge my knees
And roll my stockings down ♪
2080
01:49:50,854 --> 01:49:52,856
♪ And all that jazz ♪
2081
01:49:52,923 --> 01:49:56,326
♪ Start the car
I know a whoopee spot ♪
2082
01:49:56,393 --> 01:50:00,230
♪ Where the gin is cold
But the piano's hot ♪
2083
01:50:00,297 --> 01:50:04,401
♪ It's just a noisy hall
Where there's a nightly brawl ♪
2084
01:50:04,468 --> 01:50:10,474
♪ And all that jazz ♪
2085
01:50:19,282 --> 01:50:23,053
♪ Find a flask
We're playing fast and loose ♪
2086
01:50:24,354 --> 01:50:26,289
♪ And all that jazz ♪
2087
01:50:26,356 --> 01:50:29,960
♪ Right up here
Is where I store the juice ♪
2088
01:50:31,328 --> 01:50:33,230
♪ And all that jazz ♪
2089
01:50:33,296 --> 01:50:36,199
♪ Come on, babe
We're gonna brush the sky ♪
2090
01:50:36,266 --> 01:50:39,536
♪ I betcha Lucky Lindy
never flew so high ♪
2091
01:50:39,603 --> 01:50:43,273
♪ 'Cause in the stratosphere
How could he lend an ear ♪
2092
01:50:43,340 --> 01:50:48,111
♪ To all that jazz? ♪
2093
01:50:52,449 --> 01:50:55,519
♪ Oh, you're gonna see your
Sheba shimmy shake ♪
2094
01:50:55,585 --> 01:50:57,921
♪ And all that jazz ♪
2095
01:50:57,988 --> 01:51:02,292
♪ Oh, she's gonna shimmy
Till her garters break ♪
2096
01:51:02,359 --> 01:51:04,494
♪ And all that jazz ♪
2097
01:51:04,561 --> 01:51:07,998
♪ Show her where
To park her girdle ♪
2098
01:51:08,064 --> 01:51:10,967
♪ Oh, her mother's
Blood'd curdle ♪
2099
01:51:11,034 --> 01:51:13,970
BACKUP SINGERS:
♪ If she'd hear
Her baby queer ♪
2100
01:51:14,037 --> 01:51:18,775
VELMA:
♪ For all that jazz ♪
2101
01:51:24,247 --> 01:51:27,417
♪ Come on, babe
Why don't we paint the town? ♪
2102
01:51:27,484 --> 01:51:30,320
-♪ And all that jazz ♪
-♪ And all that jazz ♪
2103
01:51:30,387 --> 01:51:34,191
♪ I'm gonna rouge my knees
And roll my stockings down ♪
2104
01:51:34,257 --> 01:51:37,427
-♪ And all that jazz ♪
-♪ And all that jazz ♪
2105
01:51:37,494 --> 01:51:40,497
♪ Start the car
I know a whoopee spot ♪
2106
01:51:40,564 --> 01:51:43,867
♪ Where the gin is cold
But the piano's hot ♪
2107
01:51:43,934 --> 01:51:47,370
♪ It's just a noisy hall
Where there's a nightly brawl ♪
2108
01:51:47,437 --> 01:51:52,509
♪ And all that jazz ♪
2109
01:51:57,914 --> 01:52:00,450
♪ No, I'm no one's wife ♪
2110
01:52:00,517 --> 01:52:04,054
But, oh, I love my life ♪
2111
01:52:04,120 --> 01:52:08,358
♪ And all that jazz ♪
2112
01:52:15,632 --> 01:52:18,001
♪ That jazz ♪
151959
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