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I can do it alone. 14 00:01:58,651 --> 00:02:00,253 Shit. 15 00:02:10,630 --> 00:02:12,832 STAGE MANAGER: Come on, Velma. Move it, move it! Hurry up! 16 00:02:12,899 --> 00:02:14,667 -VELMA: Yeah, yeah. -STAGE MANAGER: You're killing me, here! 17 00:02:16,669 --> 00:02:19,138 Ladies and gentlemen, 18 00:02:19,204 --> 00:02:21,174 the Onyx Club is proud to present 19 00:02:21,241 --> 00:02:24,444 Chicago's hottest dancing duo, 20 00:02:24,511 --> 00:02:27,514 two jazz babes moving as one, 21 00:02:27,579 --> 00:02:29,649 the Kelly sisters. 22 00:02:29,716 --> 00:02:31,818 (APPLAUSE) 23 00:02:43,696 --> 00:02:47,667 ♪ Come on, babe Why don't we paint the town ♪ 24 00:02:49,636 --> 00:02:51,371 ♪ And all that jazz ♪ 25 00:02:51,437 --> 00:02:53,273 ♪ I'm gonna rouge my knees ♪ 26 00:02:53,339 --> 00:02:55,575 ♪ And roll my stockings down ♪ 27 00:02:57,844 --> 00:02:59,612 ♪ And all that jazz ♪ 28 00:02:59,679 --> 00:03:03,516 ♪ Start the car I know a whoopee spot ♪ 29 00:03:03,583 --> 00:03:07,587 ♪ Where the gin is cold But the piano's hot ♪ 30 00:03:07,654 --> 00:03:11,357 ♪ It's just a noisy hall Where there's a nightly brawl ♪ 31 00:03:11,424 --> 00:03:13,660 ♪ And all ♪ 32 00:03:13,726 --> 00:03:15,895 ♪ That ♪ 33 00:03:15,962 --> 00:03:19,165 ♪ Jazz ♪ 34 00:03:19,232 --> 00:03:20,867 Skiddoo. 35 00:03:20,934 --> 00:03:23,570 ♪ And all that jazz ♪ 36 00:03:23,636 --> 00:03:25,538 Hotcha. 37 00:03:25,605 --> 00:03:26,839 Whoopee. 38 00:03:29,409 --> 00:03:31,544 ♪ And all that jazz ♪ 39 00:03:34,414 --> 00:03:35,915 ♪ Hah ♪ 40 00:03:35,982 --> 00:03:37,817 ♪ Hah ♪ 41 00:03:37,884 --> 00:03:39,686 ♪ Hah ♪ 42 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:56,970 ♪ Slick your hair And wear your buckle shoes ♪ 43 00:03:59,005 --> 00:04:01,240 ♪ And all that jazz ♪ 44 00:04:01,307 --> 00:04:04,544 ♪ I hear that Father Dip Is gonna blow the blues ♪ 45 00:04:06,379 --> 00:04:07,981 ♪ And all that jazz ♪ 46 00:04:08,047 --> 00:04:11,317 ♪ Hold on, hon We're gonna bunny hug ♪ 47 00:04:11,384 --> 00:04:14,988 ♪ I bought some aspirin Down at United Drug ♪ 48 00:04:15,054 --> 00:04:18,757 ♪ In case you shake apart And want a brand-new start ♪ 49 00:04:18,825 --> 00:04:19,826 ♪ To do ♪ 50 00:04:21,027 --> 00:04:22,428 ♪ That ♪ 51 00:04:22,495 --> 00:04:26,332 ♪ Jazz ♪ 52 00:04:26,399 --> 00:04:27,934 MAN: Let's go, babe. 53 00:04:28,001 --> 00:04:29,802 But I didn't even meet your friend. 54 00:04:29,869 --> 00:04:32,605 -That-- That manager guy. -Don't worry, Roxie. 55 00:04:32,672 --> 00:04:34,474 It's all taken care of. 56 00:04:34,540 --> 00:04:36,342 -ROXIE: You told him about me? -MAN: Yeah, kid. 57 00:04:36,409 --> 00:04:38,378 It's all arranged. 58 00:04:38,444 --> 00:04:41,648 ♪ Find a flask We're playing fast and loose ♪ 59 00:04:43,383 --> 00:04:45,418 ♪ And all that jazz ♪ 60 00:04:45,485 --> 00:04:48,354 ♪ Right up here Is where I store the juice ♪ 61 00:04:50,423 --> 00:04:52,325 ♪ And all that jazz ♪ 62 00:04:52,392 --> 00:04:55,628 ♪ Come on, babe We're gonna brush the sky ♪ 63 00:04:55,695 --> 00:04:58,698 ♪ I betcha Lucky Lindy Never flew so high ♪ 64 00:04:58,765 --> 00:05:01,968 ♪ 'Cause in the stratosphere, How could he lend an ear ♪ 65 00:05:02,035 --> 00:05:04,470 ♪ To all ♪ 66 00:05:04,537 --> 00:05:05,938 ♪ That ♪ 67 00:05:06,005 --> 00:05:09,809 ♪ Jazz? ♪ 68 00:05:09,876 --> 00:05:14,280 ♪ Oh, you're gonna see Your Sheba shimmy shake ♪ 69 00:05:14,347 --> 00:05:16,482 ♪ And all that jazz ♪ 70 00:05:16,549 --> 00:05:20,853 ♪ Oh, she's gonna shimmy Till her garters break ♪ 71 00:05:20,920 --> 00:05:22,889 ♪ And all that jazz ♪ 72 00:05:22,955 --> 00:05:24,857 (BOTH LAUGH) 73 00:05:24,924 --> 00:05:26,826 ♪ Show her Where to park her girdle ♪ 74 00:05:26,893 --> 00:05:29,796 ♪ Oh, her mother's blood Will curdle ♪ 75 00:05:29,862 --> 00:05:32,665 ♪ If she'd hear Her baby's queer ♪ 76 00:05:32,732 --> 00:05:34,801 ♪ For all ♪ 77 00:05:34,867 --> 00:05:36,436 ♪ That ♪ 78 00:05:36,502 --> 00:05:38,938 ♪ Jazz ♪ 79 00:05:40,940 --> 00:05:42,075 Oh! 80 00:05:42,141 --> 00:05:43,710 (BOTH LAUGH) 81 00:05:43,776 --> 00:05:47,013 -Hello, Miss Borusewicz. -Mrs. Hart. 82 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:48,915 This is Fred. 83 00:05:50,149 --> 00:05:51,651 He's my brother. 84 00:05:51,718 --> 00:05:53,419 -(CHUCKLES) -(LAUGHS) 85 00:05:53,486 --> 00:05:54,921 Velma: ♪ All ♪ 86 00:05:54,987 --> 00:05:56,856 ♪ That ♪ 87 00:05:56,923 --> 00:05:58,925 ♪ Jazz ♪ 88 00:06:03,563 --> 00:06:06,632 ♪ Come on, babe Why don't we paint the town ♪ 89 00:06:06,699 --> 00:06:08,468 ♪ And all that jazz ♪ 90 00:06:08,534 --> 00:06:10,970 BACKUP SINGERS: ♪ And all that jazz ♪ 91 00:06:11,037 --> 00:06:13,339 VELMA: ♪ I'm gonna rouge my knees And roll my stockings down ♪ 92 00:06:13,406 --> 00:06:15,441 ♪ And all that jazz ♪ 93 00:06:15,508 --> 00:06:17,510 BACKUP SINGERS: ♪ And all that jazz ♪ 94 00:06:17,577 --> 00:06:20,046 VELMA: ♪ Start the car I know a whoopee spot ♪ 95 00:06:20,113 --> 00:06:22,982 ♪ Where the gin is cold But the piano's hot ♪ 96 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:24,784 ♪ It's just a noisy hall ♪ 97 00:06:24,851 --> 00:06:26,619 ♪ Where there's A nightly brawl ♪ 98 00:06:26,686 --> 00:06:28,488 -♪ And all ♪ -(FRED MOANING) 99 00:06:28,554 --> 00:06:29,922 -♪ That ♪ -(FRED AND ROXIE MOANING) 100 00:06:29,989 --> 00:06:31,824 BACKUP SINGERS: ♪ Jazz ♪ 101 00:06:31,891 --> 00:06:34,026 ROXIE: Say it again, Fred. 102 00:06:34,093 --> 00:06:35,728 FRED: Uh, you're a star, kid. 103 00:06:35,795 --> 00:06:38,464 FRED: My little shooting star. 104 00:06:40,867 --> 00:06:43,002 ♪ No, I'm no one's wife ♪ 105 00:06:43,069 --> 00:06:46,472 ♪ But, oh, I love my life ♪ 106 00:06:46,539 --> 00:06:50,042 ♪ And all ♪ 107 00:06:50,109 --> 00:06:53,579 ♪ That ♪ 108 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:58,183 ♪ Jazz ♪ 109 00:06:58,251 --> 00:06:59,519 ♪ That jazz ♪ 110 00:06:59,585 --> 00:07:01,654 (APPLAUSE) 111 00:07:01,721 --> 00:07:02,989 (FRED AND ROXIE MOANING) 112 00:07:03,055 --> 00:07:05,424 ROXIE: Oh, say it again, Fred. 113 00:07:05,491 --> 00:07:07,693 -(ROXIE SIGHING) -FRED: Roxie... 114 00:07:10,563 --> 00:07:12,398 ROXIE: Hey, hey... 115 00:07:12,465 --> 00:07:14,066 Where's the fire, huh? 116 00:07:14,133 --> 00:07:16,936 Amos ain't home till midnight. 117 00:07:18,571 --> 00:07:19,605 Freddy? 118 00:07:19,672 --> 00:07:22,108 (TRAIN RUMBLING) 119 00:07:22,175 --> 00:07:23,376 Fred? 120 00:07:27,713 --> 00:07:29,415 (FRED URINATING) 121 00:07:29,482 --> 00:07:31,818 Hey, um, you know, I don't want you 122 00:07:31,884 --> 00:07:34,520 to feel like I'm nagging at you or anything, 123 00:07:34,587 --> 00:07:38,558 but don't you think it's about time that I met your friend down at the Onyx? 124 00:07:38,624 --> 00:07:42,128 I mean, it's been a month since you told him about me. 125 00:07:42,195 --> 00:07:43,596 (JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) 126 00:07:43,663 --> 00:07:46,065 And I know... 127 00:07:46,132 --> 00:07:48,801 'cause that was the night Velma Kelly plugged her husband and her sister. 128 00:07:48,868 --> 00:07:51,003 (TOILET FLUSHING) 129 00:07:51,070 --> 00:07:54,173 You know they say that she found them in the kip together? 130 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:58,077 Gosh, if I ever found Amos supping it to somebody else, 131 00:07:58,144 --> 00:08:00,112 boy, I'd throw him a party, 132 00:08:00,179 --> 00:08:01,981 a great big going-away party. 133 00:08:02,048 --> 00:08:03,916 FRED: It's getting late. 134 00:08:03,983 --> 00:08:05,785 I have been thinking a lot about my act though. 135 00:08:05,852 --> 00:08:07,854 Whenever I get a really good idea, 136 00:08:07,920 --> 00:08:09,956 I write it down in my diary before it goes out of my head. 137 00:08:10,022 --> 00:08:12,425 And, you know, it occurred to me the other day 138 00:08:12,491 --> 00:08:15,695 that all the really, really knockout acts 139 00:08:15,761 --> 00:08:19,131 have, you know, something a little different going on, you know? 140 00:08:19,198 --> 00:08:22,568 Like, um, a signature bit. 141 00:08:22,635 --> 00:08:24,003 And, um, and I thought-- 142 00:08:24,070 --> 00:08:26,772 I thought that my thing could be 143 00:08:26,839 --> 00:08:29,442 aloof, you know? 144 00:08:29,508 --> 00:08:31,911 Give them just enough to get them good and hungry, 145 00:08:31,978 --> 00:08:36,015 but always leave them wanting more. 146 00:08:36,082 --> 00:08:38,618 Hey, and once I get a name for myself, well, maybe... 147 00:08:38,683 --> 00:08:41,187 Maybe we could open up a club of our own, you know? 148 00:08:41,254 --> 00:08:44,657 Um, you could run it, and I could be the headliner. 149 00:08:44,724 --> 00:08:46,125 FRED: Get off of me. 150 00:08:46,192 --> 00:08:47,960 -What's the idea? -Wake up, kiddo. 151 00:08:48,027 --> 00:08:50,763 You ain't never gonna have an act. 152 00:08:50,830 --> 00:08:51,964 Says who? 153 00:08:52,031 --> 00:08:53,699 Face it, Roxie. 154 00:08:53,766 --> 00:08:55,501 You're a two-bit talent with skinny legs, 155 00:08:55,568 --> 00:08:57,069 and I'm just a furniture salesman. 156 00:08:57,136 --> 00:08:59,205 Yeah, but you got connections, you know? 157 00:08:59,272 --> 00:09:01,173 -That guy down at the club-- -There is no guy. 158 00:09:01,240 --> 00:09:03,075 Yeah, but that night... 159 00:09:03,142 --> 00:09:05,044 It was the first time I set foot in that joint. 160 00:09:05,111 --> 00:09:07,713 I was collecting on a bet from the trombone player. 161 00:09:07,780 --> 00:09:11,117 -So you never told anyone about me? -(SIGHS) 162 00:09:11,183 --> 00:09:13,519 Sugar, you were hot stuff. 163 00:09:13,586 --> 00:09:15,988 I would have said anything to get a piece of that. 164 00:09:17,290 --> 00:09:19,225 And now? Now? 165 00:09:19,292 --> 00:09:22,795 We had some laughs. Let's just leave it at that. 166 00:09:22,862 --> 00:09:25,932 Fred... (CHUCKLES) 167 00:09:25,998 --> 00:09:28,200 You can't do this to me. 168 00:09:28,267 --> 00:09:30,636 -Would you get off? -(ROXIE GRUNTS) 169 00:09:30,703 --> 00:09:31,871 (RECORD SCRATCHING) 170 00:09:31,938 --> 00:09:34,774 Huh? 171 00:09:34,840 --> 00:09:37,510 You touch me again, I'll put your lights out! 172 00:09:37,576 --> 00:09:39,578 (GASPS) 173 00:09:39,645 --> 00:09:41,981 -Wait. -Your husband will be home soon. 174 00:09:42,048 --> 00:09:44,016 Why don't you wash yourself before you go hitting those sheets again? 175 00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:47,253 -(SOBS) You're a liar, Fred. -Yeah, yeah, so what? 176 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:50,122 You lied to me. 177 00:09:50,189 --> 00:09:52,692 -You lied to me, you son of a bitch! -Ah, that's life, sweetheart. 178 00:09:52,758 --> 00:09:55,161 -That's life. -You son of a bitch! 179 00:09:55,227 --> 00:09:56,762 You son of a-- 180 00:09:56,829 --> 00:10:00,032 -(GUNSHOTS) -(ROXIE GRUNTING) 181 00:10:05,638 --> 00:10:07,940 You son of a bitch! 182 00:10:08,007 --> 00:10:10,009 (PHONOGRAPH CRACKLING) 183 00:10:14,113 --> 00:10:15,748 BACKUP SINGERS: Hotcha. 184 00:10:15,815 --> 00:10:18,050 (DRUMS PLAYING) 185 00:10:18,117 --> 00:10:20,252 BACKUP SINGERS: Whoopee. 186 00:10:20,319 --> 00:10:23,322 POLICEMAN 1: Why you bothering, Sal? This one's all wrapped up. 187 00:10:23,389 --> 00:10:25,057 I hear it's a new city record, 188 00:10:25,124 --> 00:10:28,060 from killing to confession in an hour flat. 189 00:10:28,127 --> 00:10:29,929 POLICEMAN 2: And where did you get the murder weapon? 190 00:10:29,996 --> 00:10:31,764 MAN 1: I keep a gun in the underwear drawer, 191 00:10:31,831 --> 00:10:34,233 just in case of trouble, you know. 192 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:36,936 Well, that's just fine. Sign right there, Mr. Hart. 193 00:10:37,003 --> 00:10:39,338 Freely and gladly. Freely and gladly. 194 00:10:39,405 --> 00:10:41,007 And mind you don't say we beat it out of you 195 00:10:41,073 --> 00:10:42,942 when you get up on the witness stand. 196 00:10:43,009 --> 00:10:45,111 No, I gave myself up, surrendered on my own free will. 197 00:10:45,177 --> 00:10:47,113 ASSISTANT DA: Isn't he the cheerful murderer? 198 00:10:47,179 --> 00:10:48,848 ROXIE: Shooting a burglar ain't murder. 199 00:10:48,914 --> 00:10:50,816 Just last week a jury thanked a man. 200 00:10:50,883 --> 00:10:53,185 I'm always grateful for citizens who know the law. 201 00:10:53,252 --> 00:10:54,453 Get in there. 202 00:10:55,388 --> 00:10:57,156 You too. 203 00:10:59,091 --> 00:11:00,226 Sit down. 204 00:11:02,862 --> 00:11:06,198 Okay, from the top. 205 00:11:06,265 --> 00:11:08,934 Well, a man's got a right to protect his home and his loved ones, right? 206 00:11:09,001 --> 00:11:10,403 Of course he has. 207 00:11:10,469 --> 00:11:12,238 Well, I come home from the garage, 208 00:11:12,304 --> 00:11:13,639 and I see him climbing through the window... 209 00:11:13,706 --> 00:11:15,775 ASSISTANT DA: Uh-huh. 210 00:11:15,841 --> 00:11:17,643 ...with my wife, Roxie, laying there, sleeping like an angel. 211 00:11:17,710 --> 00:11:19,645 That true, Mrs. Hart? 212 00:11:19,712 --> 00:11:21,113 AMOS: I'm telling you, it's the God's honest truth. 213 00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:22,882 My wife had nothing to do with it. 214 00:11:22,948 --> 00:11:24,383 She wouldn't hurt a worm, not even a worm. 215 00:11:24,450 --> 00:11:26,919 ♪ ("FUNNY HONEY" PLAYING) 216 00:11:26,986 --> 00:11:28,854 AMOS: It wasn't till I fired the first shot she even opened her eyes. 217 00:11:28,921 --> 00:11:31,123 Boy, she's some heavy sleeper. 218 00:11:31,190 --> 00:11:33,059 I always said she could sleep through the St. Paddy's Day Parade. 219 00:11:33,125 --> 00:11:35,861 When I think of what would have happened 220 00:11:35,928 --> 00:11:38,397 if I went out for a beer with the guys instead of coming straight home, 221 00:11:38,464 --> 00:11:41,467 it makes you sick even thinking about it. 222 00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:43,936 BANDLEADER: For her first number, Miss Roxie Hart 223 00:11:44,003 --> 00:11:46,972 would like to sing a song of love and devotion, 224 00:11:47,039 --> 00:11:50,209 dedicated to her dear husband, Amos. 225 00:11:52,978 --> 00:11:55,147 ♪ Sometimes I'm right ♪ 226 00:11:55,214 --> 00:11:57,883 ♪ Sometimes I'm wrong ♪ 227 00:11:57,950 --> 00:12:00,886 ♪ But he doesn't care ♪ 228 00:12:00,953 --> 00:12:04,223 ♪ He'll string along ♪ 229 00:12:04,290 --> 00:12:07,159 ♪ He loves me so ♪ 230 00:12:07,226 --> 00:12:13,432 ♪ That funny honey of mine ♪ 231 00:12:15,434 --> 00:12:17,837 ♪ Sometimes I'm down ♪ 232 00:12:17,903 --> 00:12:20,439 ♪ Sometimes I'm up ♪ 233 00:12:20,506 --> 00:12:23,042 ♪ But he follows round ♪ 234 00:12:23,109 --> 00:12:27,246 ♪ Like some droopy-eyed pup ♪ 235 00:12:27,313 --> 00:12:30,449 ♪ He loves me so ♪ 236 00:12:30,516 --> 00:12:33,919 ♪ That funny honey of mine ♪ 237 00:12:33,986 --> 00:12:36,288 Like I said, even after I shot him, he kept coming at me, 238 00:12:36,355 --> 00:12:38,424 so I had to pull the trigger again. 239 00:12:38,491 --> 00:12:41,327 ♪ He ain't no sheik ♪ 240 00:12:41,393 --> 00:12:43,362 ♪ That's no great physique ♪ 241 00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:49,135 ♪ And Lord knows He ain't got the smarts ♪ 242 00:12:49,201 --> 00:12:51,937 ♪ But look at that soul ♪ 243 00:12:52,004 --> 00:12:54,340 ♪ I tell you that whole ♪ 244 00:12:54,406 --> 00:12:57,343 ♪ Is a whole lot greater ♪ 245 00:12:57,409 --> 00:13:01,347 ♪ Than the sum of his parts ♪ 246 00:13:02,982 --> 00:13:08,954 ♪ And if you knew him like me ♪ 247 00:13:09,021 --> 00:13:14,193 ♪ I know you'd agree ♪ 248 00:13:14,260 --> 00:13:19,231 ♪ What if the world Slandered my name ♪ 249 00:13:19,298 --> 00:13:22,201 ♪ Why, he'd be right there ♪ 250 00:13:22,268 --> 00:13:26,105 ♪ Taking the blame ♪ 251 00:13:26,172 --> 00:13:29,241 ♪ He loves me so ♪ 252 00:13:29,308 --> 00:13:35,981 ♪ And it all suits me fine ♪ 253 00:13:36,048 --> 00:13:41,287 ♪ That funny sunny honey ♪ 254 00:13:41,353 --> 00:13:44,290 ♪ Hubby of mine ♪ 255 00:13:44,356 --> 00:13:46,325 I mean suppose, just suppose 256 00:13:46,392 --> 00:13:48,160 that he had violated her or something? 257 00:13:48,227 --> 00:13:50,229 You know what I mean? Violated? 258 00:13:50,296 --> 00:13:51,997 -ASSISTANT DA: I know what you mean. -Or something. 259 00:13:52,064 --> 00:13:53,899 Think how terrible that would have been. 260 00:13:53,966 --> 00:13:55,968 It's a good thing I got home from work on time. 261 00:13:56,035 --> 00:13:58,103 -♪ He loves me so ♪ -AMOS: I'm telling you that. 262 00:13:58,170 --> 00:13:59,505 I say, I'm telling you that. 263 00:13:59,572 --> 00:14:01,974 ♪ That funny honey of mine ♪ 264 00:14:02,041 --> 00:14:05,344 -Name of deceased, Fred Casely. -Fred Casely? 265 00:14:05,411 --> 00:14:09,882 How could he be a burglar? My wife knows him. He sold us our furniture. 266 00:14:09,949 --> 00:14:12,051 He gave us ten percent off. 267 00:14:12,117 --> 00:14:15,821 ♪ Lord knows He ain't got the smarts ♪ 268 00:14:15,888 --> 00:14:17,923 You told me he was a burglar. 269 00:14:17,990 --> 00:14:19,825 ASSISTANT DA: You mean he was dead when you got home? 270 00:14:19,892 --> 00:14:21,360 She had him covered in a sheet, and she's telling me 271 00:14:21,427 --> 00:14:23,429 some cock-and-bull story about this burglar 272 00:14:23,495 --> 00:14:26,298 and how I ought to say I did it 'cause I was sure to get off. 273 00:14:26,365 --> 00:14:28,901 "Help me, Amos," she says, "It's my goddamn hour of need." 274 00:14:28,968 --> 00:14:31,270 ROXIE: ♪ Now he shot off his trap ♪ 275 00:14:31,337 --> 00:14:34,840 ♪ I can't stand that sap ♪ 276 00:14:34,907 --> 00:14:36,875 -♪ Look at him go ♪ -And I believed her. 277 00:14:36,942 --> 00:14:39,044 -That cheap little tramp. -♪ Ratting on me ♪ 278 00:14:39,111 --> 00:14:41,981 -So she was two-timing me, huh? -♪ With just one more brain ♪ 279 00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:44,883 ♪ What a half-wit he'd be ♪ 280 00:14:44,950 --> 00:14:48,187 Boy, I'm down at the garage working my butt off 14 hours a day, 281 00:14:48,254 --> 00:14:50,489 and she's up here munching on bonbons 282 00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:53,158 and tramping around like goddamn floozy! 283 00:14:53,225 --> 00:14:54,593 Thought she could pull the wool over my eyes. 284 00:14:54,660 --> 00:14:58,330 ♪ That scummy, crummy, dummy ♪ 285 00:14:58,397 --> 00:15:02,868 ♪ Hubby of mine ♪ 286 00:15:02,935 --> 00:15:05,337 Boy, what a sap I was! 287 00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:07,573 You double-crosser, 288 00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:10,209 you big blabbermouth, you promised you'd stick. 289 00:15:10,276 --> 00:15:12,144 What are you talking about? You've been stringing me, Roxanne! 290 00:15:12,211 --> 00:15:14,413 -Shh. Goddamn it. -You told me he was a burglar! 291 00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:16,215 -Goddamn it! -The whole time, you've been up here, jazzing him. 292 00:15:16,282 --> 00:15:19,451 -You are a disloyal husband! -(SCOFFS) 293 00:15:20,653 --> 00:15:22,254 (SIGHS) 294 00:15:22,321 --> 00:15:24,390 Look, it's true. I shot him. 295 00:15:24,456 --> 00:15:27,326 But it was self-defense. He was trying to burgle me. 296 00:15:27,393 --> 00:15:29,161 From what I hear, he's been burgling you 297 00:15:29,228 --> 00:15:31,930 three times a week for the last month. 298 00:15:31,997 --> 00:15:34,233 So, what do you say, missus? 299 00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:36,535 -That's him, all right. -ASSISTANT DA: Thank you. 300 00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:39,038 Your story doesn't wash, Mrs. Hart, 301 00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:41,507 so try this on for size. 302 00:15:41,573 --> 00:15:43,942 Fred Casely was a good time on the side with goofy here as a meal ticket. 303 00:15:44,009 --> 00:15:47,012 Meal ticket? He couldn't buy my liquor. 304 00:15:47,079 --> 00:15:48,447 And Fred Casely could? 305 00:15:48,514 --> 00:15:50,415 With a wife and five little Caselys? 306 00:15:50,482 --> 00:15:53,419 Or did he forget to mention them? 307 00:15:53,485 --> 00:15:57,356 -(GASPS) Wha...? What? -ASSISTANT DA: All his. 308 00:15:57,423 --> 00:16:00,559 (ROXIE GASPING) That bastard. 309 00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:02,928 That bastard! 310 00:16:02,995 --> 00:16:05,297 Yeah, I killed him, and I would kill him again! 311 00:16:05,364 --> 00:16:10,169 Once was enough, dearie. Take her downtown. Come on! 312 00:16:10,235 --> 00:16:13,272 REPORTER 1: There, 260. Pull over now. 313 00:16:13,339 --> 00:16:16,141 Here they come. This way, honey. Oh, come on, it's a shame 314 00:16:16,208 --> 00:16:18,510 -to hide such a beautiful face. -REPORTER 2: Why'd you shoot him, huh? 315 00:16:18,577 --> 00:16:20,279 REPORTER 1: Why don't you give us a profile with a little smile 316 00:16:20,346 --> 00:16:21,914 like the girl from the toothpaste ad? 317 00:16:21,980 --> 00:16:24,383 Enjoy it while you can. Take this down. 318 00:16:24,450 --> 00:16:26,185 Assistant District Attorney Harrison says 319 00:16:26,251 --> 00:16:28,954 -this is a hanging case. -Hanging? 320 00:16:29,021 --> 00:16:30,222 -ASSISTANT DA: I'm ready to go to the jury tomorrow. -What do you mean, hanging? 321 00:16:30,289 --> 00:16:31,690 Not so tough anymore, are you? 322 00:16:31,757 --> 00:16:34,293 Take her down to the Cook County Jail. 323 00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:35,961 Come on, sweetie, a headline. Why'd you shoot him? Was he cruel to you? 324 00:16:36,028 --> 00:16:37,996 Did he beat you? Was he fooling around? 325 00:16:38,063 --> 00:16:40,366 -Hey, what do you mean, hanging? -Why'd you shoot him, honey? 326 00:16:40,432 --> 00:16:44,103 (REPORTERS SHOUTING) 327 00:16:58,584 --> 00:17:01,220 Morphine, opium, cocaine? 328 00:17:01,286 --> 00:17:04,056 PRISON OFFICER 1: Arm length, 31 inches. 329 00:17:04,123 --> 00:17:05,958 -PRISON OFFICER 2: Arm length, 31 inches. -(DOOR OPENS) 330 00:17:06,022 --> 00:17:07,025 -PRISON OFFICER 1: Height... 331 00:17:10,295 --> 00:17:13,598 The matron's on her way, so don't get too cozy. 332 00:17:15,134 --> 00:17:16,702 Put out that cigarette! 333 00:17:20,606 --> 00:17:22,406 WOMAN: Ever had Morton before? 334 00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:27,246 (DOOR SHUTS) 335 00:17:27,310 --> 00:17:29,381 She's fine 336 00:17:29,448 --> 00:17:31,450 as long as you keep her happy. 337 00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:34,286 (DRUMROLL) 338 00:17:34,353 --> 00:17:36,522 BANDLEADER: And now, ladies and gentlemen, 339 00:17:36,588 --> 00:17:38,357 the keeper of the keys, 340 00:17:38,424 --> 00:17:39,625 the countess of the clink, 341 00:17:39,691 --> 00:17:42,428 the mistress of murderess row, 342 00:17:42,494 --> 00:17:44,229 Matron Mama Morton! 343 00:17:44,296 --> 00:17:47,332 ♪ ("WHEN YOU'RE GOOD TO MAMA" PLAYING ) 344 00:17:48,634 --> 00:17:52,604 (APPLAUSE) 345 00:17:55,474 --> 00:18:00,078 ♪ Ask any of the chickies In my pen ♪ 346 00:18:00,145 --> 00:18:05,584 ♪ They'll tell you I'm the biggest mother hen ♪ 347 00:18:05,651 --> 00:18:10,622 ♪ I love them all And all of them love me ♪ 348 00:18:10,689 --> 00:18:14,293 ♪ Because the system works The system called ♪ 349 00:18:14,359 --> 00:18:21,266 ♪ Reciprocity ♪ 350 00:18:21,333 --> 00:18:22,434 PRISON OFFICER: On your feet. 351 00:18:22,501 --> 00:18:23,735 (CHAIRS RUSTLING) 352 00:18:25,370 --> 00:18:27,039 Welcome, ladies. 353 00:18:27,105 --> 00:18:29,775 ♪ Got a little motto ♪ 354 00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:32,544 ♪ Always sees me through ♪ 355 00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:35,280 ♪ When you're good to Mama ♪ 356 00:18:35,347 --> 00:18:37,683 ♪ Mama's good to you ♪ 357 00:18:37,749 --> 00:18:40,352 You might think I'm here to make your life a living hell, 358 00:18:40,419 --> 00:18:42,554 but it's just not true. 359 00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:44,690 ♪ There's a lot of favors ♪ 360 00:18:44,756 --> 00:18:48,227 ♪ I'm prepared to do ♪ 361 00:18:48,293 --> 00:18:51,230 ♪ You do one for Mama ♪ 362 00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:53,098 ♪ She'll do one for you ♪ 363 00:18:53,165 --> 00:18:55,334 I'd like to be your friend if you let me. 364 00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:56,768 So if there's something that upsets you 365 00:18:56,835 --> 00:18:59,538 or makes you unhappy in any way, 366 00:18:59,605 --> 00:19:03,108 don't shoot your fat ass mouth off to me 'cause I don't give a shit. Now move it out. 367 00:19:03,175 --> 00:19:06,144 ♪ They say that life Is tit for tat ♪ 368 00:19:06,211 --> 00:19:08,547 ♪ And that's the way I live ♪ 369 00:19:08,614 --> 00:19:11,416 ♪ So I deserve a lot of tat ♪ 370 00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:14,419 ♪ For what I've got to give ♪ 371 00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:17,656 ♪ Don't you know That this hand ♪ 372 00:19:17,723 --> 00:19:19,691 ♪ Washes that one too ♪ 373 00:19:19,758 --> 00:19:22,561 ♪ When you're good to Mama ♪ 374 00:19:22,628 --> 00:19:28,567 ♪ Mama's good to you ♪ 375 00:19:28,634 --> 00:19:31,603 (APPLAUSE) 376 00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:36,141 -Let's go. -You must be Hart. 377 00:19:36,208 --> 00:19:39,578 -Ain't you the pretty one. -Thank you, ma'am. 378 00:19:39,645 --> 00:19:41,680 Oh, no, call me Mama. 379 00:19:41,747 --> 00:19:43,815 I'm here to take care of you. 380 00:19:43,882 --> 00:19:46,518 Now you'll be habitating down in the East Block, 381 00:19:46,585 --> 00:19:48,253 Murderess Row, we call it. 382 00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:50,756 Oh. Is that nicer? 383 00:19:52,791 --> 00:19:56,261 (CHEERING, HOOTING) 384 00:20:00,933 --> 00:20:03,368 You know, I don't think I really belong in here. 385 00:20:03,435 --> 00:20:05,504 -I didn't actually do anything wrong. -No need to tell me, honey. 386 00:20:05,571 --> 00:20:07,539 I ain't never heard of a man getting killed 387 00:20:07,606 --> 00:20:09,541 when he didn't get just what was coming to him. 388 00:20:09,608 --> 00:20:12,477 Hey, Mama! Come here, come here. 389 00:20:12,544 --> 00:20:15,280 Velma Kelly? 390 00:20:15,347 --> 00:20:17,583 You're the Velma Kelly. 391 00:20:17,649 --> 00:20:19,785 Uh... You know, I was there that night. 392 00:20:19,851 --> 00:20:21,920 I was there the night that you got arrested. 393 00:20:21,987 --> 00:20:23,989 Yeah, you and half of Chicago. 394 00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:25,991 -Look at this, Mama. -Oh. 395 00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:28,961 An editorial denouncing me in Redbook magazine. 396 00:20:29,027 --> 00:20:31,363 "Not in memory do we recall 397 00:20:31,430 --> 00:20:33,999 -so fiendish and horrible a double homicide." -Mama: Mm... 398 00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:36,868 -Baby, you couldn't buy that kind of publicity. -Couldn't buy it? 399 00:20:39,805 --> 00:20:41,540 I guess I can keep this then. 400 00:20:41,607 --> 00:20:45,544 (CHUCKLES) Nice try. 401 00:20:45,611 --> 00:20:48,280 ♪ If you want my gravy ♪ 402 00:20:48,347 --> 00:20:50,582 ♪ Pepper my ragout ♪ 403 00:20:50,649 --> 00:20:53,652 ♪ Spice it up for Mama ♪ 404 00:20:53,719 --> 00:20:56,755 ♪ She'll get hot for you ♪ 405 00:21:00,792 --> 00:21:03,462 ♪ When they pass that basket ♪ 406 00:21:03,528 --> 00:21:06,264 ♪ Folks contribute to ♪ 407 00:21:06,331 --> 00:21:08,834 ♪ You put in for Mama ♪ 408 00:21:08,900 --> 00:21:11,370 ♪ She'll put out for you ♪ 409 00:21:11,436 --> 00:21:13,405 (APPLAUDS) 410 00:21:15,807 --> 00:21:18,410 ♪ The folks atop the ladder ♪ 411 00:21:18,477 --> 00:21:20,879 ♪ Are the ones The world adores ♪ 412 00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:24,016 ♪ So boost me up My ladder, kid ♪ 413 00:21:24,082 --> 00:21:26,952 ♪ And I'll boost you up yours ♪ 414 00:21:27,019 --> 00:21:29,888 ♪ Let's all stroke together ♪ 415 00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:32,791 ♪ Like the Princeton Crew ♪ 416 00:21:32,858 --> 00:21:35,661 ♪ When you're stroking Mama ♪ 417 00:21:35,727 --> 00:21:38,764 ♪ Mama's stroking you ♪ 418 00:21:38,830 --> 00:21:41,066 ♪ So what's the one conclusion ♪ 419 00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:44,369 ♪ I can bring this number to ♪ 420 00:21:44,436 --> 00:21:48,674 ♪ When you're good to Mama ♪ 421 00:21:48,740 --> 00:21:53,745 ♪ Mama's good ♪ 422 00:21:53,812 --> 00:21:59,851 ♪ To you ♪ 423 00:21:59,918 --> 00:22:02,821 Ah, yes! 424 00:22:02,888 --> 00:22:04,690 (APPLAUSE) 425 00:22:04,756 --> 00:22:07,459 Mama, um, it's kind of, 426 00:22:07,526 --> 00:22:09,995 uh, freezing in here. (CHUCKLES) 427 00:22:10,062 --> 00:22:12,531 You don't think maybe there's something wrong with the heat? 428 00:22:12,597 --> 00:22:14,833 Not that I'm complaining, mind you, but-- 429 00:22:14,900 --> 00:22:16,735 But, you know, if, um... 430 00:22:16,802 --> 00:22:19,037 If you got a couple extra blankets tucked away-- 431 00:22:22,774 --> 00:22:23,775 MAMA: Lights out, ladies. 432 00:22:26,545 --> 00:22:28,714 (MECHANISM RUMBLING) 433 00:22:30,916 --> 00:22:31,950 (GASPS) 434 00:22:35,454 --> 00:22:37,055 Oh... 435 00:22:38,990 --> 00:22:40,025 (SIGHS) Okay. 436 00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:42,027 (SNIFFLES) 437 00:22:46,098 --> 00:22:47,432 (SNIFFLES) 438 00:22:50,936 --> 00:22:54,106 (SOBS) Okay. 439 00:22:57,223 --> 00:22:58,224 (WATER DRIPS) 440 00:23:06,333 --> 00:23:08,034 (WATER DRIPS) 441 00:23:11,404 --> 00:23:13,306 (WATER DRIPPING) 442 00:23:13,373 --> 00:23:14,941 (WATER DRIPPING) 443 00:23:15,008 --> 00:23:16,843 -(FOOT STOMPS) -(WATER DRIPPING) 444 00:23:16,910 --> 00:23:18,878 -(FOOT STOMPS) -(WATER DRIPPING) 445 00:23:18,945 --> 00:23:21,014 -(FOOT STOMPS) -(WATER DRIPPING) 446 00:23:21,081 --> 00:23:23,083 -(FOOT STOMPS) -(WATER DRIPPING) -(FINGERS TAPPING) 447 00:23:23,149 --> 00:23:25,151 -(FOOT STOMPS) -(WATER DRIPPING) -(FINGERS TAPPING) 448 00:23:25,218 --> 00:23:27,020 -(FOOT STOMPS) -(WATER DRIPPING) -(FINGERS TAPPING) 449 00:23:27,087 --> 00:23:28,722 Pop. 450 00:23:28,788 --> 00:23:29,923 Six. 451 00:23:31,024 --> 00:23:32,058 Squish. 452 00:23:33,026 --> 00:23:34,194 Uh-uh. 453 00:23:35,028 --> 00:23:36,129 Cicero. 454 00:23:37,330 --> 00:23:39,032 Lipschitz. 455 00:23:39,099 --> 00:23:42,802 ♪ ("CELL BLOCK TANGO" PLAYING) 456 00:23:42,869 --> 00:23:44,704 -And now... -LIZ: Pop. 457 00:23:44,771 --> 00:23:46,673 -...the six merry murderesses... -ANNIE: Six. 458 00:23:46,740 --> 00:23:48,408 -...of the Cook County Jail... -JUNE: Squish. 459 00:23:48,475 --> 00:23:50,310 -...in their rendition of... -HUNYAK: Uh-uh. 460 00:23:50,377 --> 00:23:53,079 -...the "Cell Block Tango". -VELMA: Cicero. 461 00:23:53,146 --> 00:23:55,048 MONA: Lipschitz. 462 00:23:59,185 --> 00:24:00,986 LIZ: Pop. 463 00:24:01,054 --> 00:24:02,355 ANNIE: Six. 464 00:24:02,422 --> 00:24:04,657 JUNE: Squish. 465 00:24:04,724 --> 00:24:05,725 HUNYAK: Uh-uh. 466 00:24:06,860 --> 00:24:07,874 VELMA: Cicero. 467 00:24:09,195 --> 00:24:10,997 MONA: Lipschitz. 468 00:24:11,064 --> 00:24:13,033 -♪ Pop ♪ -♪ Six ♪ 469 00:24:13,099 --> 00:24:14,934 -♪ Squish ♪ -♪ Uh-uh ♪ 470 00:24:15,001 --> 00:24:16,736 ♪ Cicero ♪ 471 00:24:16,803 --> 00:24:19,172 ♪ Lipschitz ♪ 472 00:24:19,239 --> 00:24:22,909 ♪ Pop, six, squish Uh-uh, Cicero, Lipschitz ♪ 473 00:24:22,976 --> 00:24:27,213 ♪ Pop, six, squish Uh-uh, Cicero, Lipschitz ♪ 474 00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:31,117 ♪ He had it coming He had it coming ♪ 475 00:24:31,184 --> 00:24:34,988 ♪ He only had himself to blame ♪ 476 00:24:35,054 --> 00:24:38,425 ♪ If you'd have been there If you'd have seen it ♪ 477 00:24:38,491 --> 00:24:41,961 ♪ I betcha you would Have done the same ♪ 478 00:24:42,028 --> 00:24:45,865 ♪ Pop, six, squish Uh-uh, Cicero, Lipschitz ♪ 479 00:24:45,932 --> 00:24:49,435 ♪ Pop, six, squish Uh-uh, Cicero, Lipschitz ♪ 480 00:24:49,502 --> 00:24:53,840 You know how people have these little habits that get you down? 481 00:24:53,907 --> 00:24:55,442 Like Bernie. 482 00:24:55,508 --> 00:24:57,877 Bernie he liked to chew gum. 483 00:24:57,944 --> 00:24:59,312 No, not chew. 484 00:24:59,379 --> 00:25:01,314 Pop. 485 00:25:01,381 --> 00:25:03,883 So I came home this one day, and I'm really irritated, 486 00:25:03,950 --> 00:25:06,086 and I'm looking for a little bit of sympathy. 487 00:25:06,152 --> 00:25:08,688 And there's Bernie, lying on the couch, 488 00:25:08,755 --> 00:25:10,123 drinking a beer and chewing. 489 00:25:10,190 --> 00:25:12,125 No, not chewing. 490 00:25:12,192 --> 00:25:13,960 Popping! 491 00:25:14,027 --> 00:25:16,663 So I said to him, I said, "You pop that gum 492 00:25:16,729 --> 00:25:19,065 one more time..." 493 00:25:19,132 --> 00:25:21,067 (SIGHS) And he did. 494 00:25:21,134 --> 00:25:23,069 So I took the shotgun off the wall, 495 00:25:23,136 --> 00:25:26,873 and I fired two warning shots... 496 00:25:26,940 --> 00:25:29,943 into his head. 497 00:25:30,009 --> 00:25:34,914 ♪ He had it coming He had it coming ♪ 498 00:25:34,981 --> 00:25:38,118 ♪ He only had himself to blame ♪ 499 00:25:38,184 --> 00:25:41,987 ♪ If you'd have been there If you'd have heard it ♪ 500 00:25:42,055 --> 00:25:45,391 ♪ I betcha you would Have done the same ♪ 501 00:25:51,264 --> 00:25:53,466 -♪ He had it coming ♪ -I met Ezekiel Young 502 00:25:53,533 --> 00:25:55,902 from Salt Lake City about two years ago, 503 00:25:55,969 --> 00:25:59,939 and he told me he was single, and we hit it off right away. 504 00:26:00,006 --> 00:26:01,908 So we started living together. 505 00:26:01,975 --> 00:26:03,476 He'd go to work. He'd come home. 506 00:26:03,543 --> 00:26:06,713 I'd fix him a drink. We'd have dinner. 507 00:26:06,779 --> 00:26:09,249 And then I found out. 508 00:26:09,315 --> 00:26:13,052 Single, he told me? Single, my ass. 509 00:26:13,119 --> 00:26:15,855 Not only was he married, oh, no, 510 00:26:15,922 --> 00:26:17,090 he had six wives. 511 00:26:17,157 --> 00:26:20,225 One of those Mormons, you know. 512 00:26:20,293 --> 00:26:22,829 So that night when he came home from work, 513 00:26:22,896 --> 00:26:27,433 I fixed him his drink, as usual. 514 00:26:27,500 --> 00:26:31,437 You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic. 515 00:26:31,504 --> 00:26:33,939 -♪ He had it coming ♪ -♪ Pop, six, squish ♪ 516 00:26:34,007 --> 00:26:35,975 -♪ He had it coming ♪ -♪ Uh-uh, Cicero, Lipschitz ♪ 517 00:26:36,042 --> 00:26:39,245 ♪ He took a flower In its prime ♪ 518 00:26:39,312 --> 00:26:41,213 -♪ And then he used it ♪ -♪ Pop ♪ 519 00:26:41,281 --> 00:26:43,183 -♪ And he abused it ♪ -♪ Six ♪ 520 00:26:43,249 --> 00:26:46,052 ♪ It was a murder But not a crime ♪ 521 00:26:46,119 --> 00:26:47,854 ♪ Cicero, Lipschitz ♪ 522 00:26:47,921 --> 00:26:49,255 Now I'm standing in the kitchen, 523 00:26:49,322 --> 00:26:51,057 carving up the chicken for dinner, 524 00:26:51,124 --> 00:26:52,926 minding my own business. 525 00:26:52,992 --> 00:26:56,462 In storms my husband Wilbur in a jealous rage. 526 00:26:56,529 --> 00:26:58,264 "You've been screwing the milkman," he says. 527 00:26:58,331 --> 00:27:00,300 He was crazy. 528 00:27:00,366 --> 00:27:02,402 And he kept on screaming, "You been screwing the milkman!" 529 00:27:02,468 --> 00:27:05,338 And then he ran into my knife. 530 00:27:05,405 --> 00:27:08,074 He ran into my knife ten times. 531 00:27:10,944 --> 00:27:13,913 ♪ If you'd have been there If you'd have seen it ♪ 532 00:27:13,980 --> 00:27:17,350 ♪ I betcha you would Have done the same ♪ 533 00:27:17,417 --> 00:27:19,852 (HUNYAK SPEAKING IN HUNGARIAN) 534 00:27:39,172 --> 00:27:41,040 ROXIE: Yeah, but did you do it? 535 00:27:41,107 --> 00:27:45,411 Uh-uh, not guilty. 536 00:27:45,478 --> 00:27:48,348 ♪ He had it coming ♪ 537 00:27:48,414 --> 00:27:51,551 My sister, Veronica, and I had this double act, 538 00:27:51,618 --> 00:27:54,520 and my husband, Charlie, traveled around with us. 539 00:27:54,587 --> 00:27:56,256 Now for the last number in our act, 540 00:27:56,322 --> 00:27:58,124 we did these 20 acrobatic tricks in a row. 541 00:27:58,191 --> 00:28:00,627 One, two, three, four, five. 542 00:28:00,693 --> 00:28:03,229 Splits, spread eagles, backflips, flip-flops, 543 00:28:03,296 --> 00:28:04,897 one right after the other. 544 00:28:04,964 --> 00:28:06,833 So this one night before the show, 545 00:28:06,899 --> 00:28:09,202 we're down at the Hotel Cicero. 546 00:28:09,269 --> 00:28:13,206 The three of us boozing and having a few laughs, 547 00:28:13,273 --> 00:28:16,876 and we run out of ice, so I go out to get some. 548 00:28:16,943 --> 00:28:20,213 I come back, open the door 549 00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:24,183 and there's Veronica and Charlie doing Number 17... 550 00:28:25,251 --> 00:28:27,487 The Spread Eagle. 551 00:28:27,553 --> 00:28:30,189 Well, I was in such a state of shock, 552 00:28:30,256 --> 00:28:33,626 I completely blacked out. I can't remember a thing. 553 00:28:33,692 --> 00:28:35,595 It wasn't until later, 554 00:28:35,662 --> 00:28:37,897 when I was washing the blood off my hands, 555 00:28:37,964 --> 00:28:40,033 I even knew they were dead. 556 00:28:40,099 --> 00:28:42,067 ♪ They had it coming ♪ 557 00:28:42,135 --> 00:28:43,936 ♪ They had it coming ♪ 558 00:28:44,003 --> 00:28:46,973 ♪ They had it coming all along ♪ 559 00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:49,175 -♪ I didn't do it ♪ -♪ She didn't do it ♪ 560 00:28:49,242 --> 00:28:51,244 -♪ But if I'd done it ♪ -♪ But if she'd done it ♪ 561 00:28:51,311 --> 00:28:56,549 ♪ How could you tell me That I was wrong ♪ 562 00:28:56,616 --> 00:28:58,351 ♪ They had it coming ♪ 563 00:28:58,418 --> 00:29:00,219 ♪ They had it coming ♪ 564 00:29:00,286 --> 00:29:02,021 ♪ They had it coming all along ♪ 565 00:29:02,088 --> 00:29:04,257 ♪ They took a flower In its prime ♪ 566 00:29:04,324 --> 00:29:06,359 -♪ I didn't do it ♪ -♪ And then they used it ♪ 567 00:29:06,426 --> 00:29:08,328 -♪ But if I'd done it ♪ -♪ And they abused it ♪ 568 00:29:08,394 --> 00:29:12,298 ♪ How could you tell me That I was wrong ♪ 569 00:29:12,365 --> 00:29:15,401 I loved Al Lipschitz more than I could possibly say. 570 00:29:15,468 --> 00:29:17,236 He was a real artistic guy, 571 00:29:17,303 --> 00:29:20,006 sensitive, a painter. 572 00:29:20,073 --> 00:29:22,642 -(WHISTLE BLOWING) -But he was always trying to find himself. 573 00:29:22,709 --> 00:29:24,510 He'd go out every night, looking for himself. 574 00:29:24,577 --> 00:29:26,379 -And, on the way... -(WHISTLE BLOWING) 575 00:29:26,446 --> 00:29:30,116 ...he found Ruth, Gladys, Rosemary... 576 00:29:30,183 --> 00:29:32,317 and Irving. 577 00:29:32,385 --> 00:29:35,321 I guess you could say we broke up because of artistic differences. 578 00:29:35,388 --> 00:29:39,158 He saw himself as alive, and I saw him dead. 579 00:29:39,225 --> 00:29:41,027 (GASPS) 580 00:29:41,094 --> 00:29:43,996 ♪ The dirty bum, bum Bum, bum, bum ♪ 581 00:29:44,063 --> 00:29:47,433 ♪ The dirty bum Bum, bum, bum, bum ♪ 582 00:29:47,500 --> 00:29:49,569 ♪ They had it coming ♪ 583 00:29:49,635 --> 00:29:51,471 ♪ They had it coming ♪ 584 00:29:51,537 --> 00:29:55,141 ♪ They had it coming all along ♪ 585 00:29:55,208 --> 00:29:58,511 ♪ And if they used us Then they abused us ♪ 586 00:29:58,578 --> 00:30:02,181 ♪ Could you tell us That we were wrong ♪ 587 00:30:02,248 --> 00:30:05,752 ♪ He had it coming He had it coming ♪ 588 00:30:05,818 --> 00:30:09,188 ♪ He only had himself to blame ♪ 589 00:30:09,255 --> 00:30:13,526 ♪ If you'd have been there ♪ If you'd have seen it ♪ 590 00:30:13,593 --> 00:30:15,995 ♪ I betcha you would Have done the same ♪ 591 00:30:16,062 --> 00:30:18,464 -You pop that gum one more time... -Single, my ass. 592 00:30:18,531 --> 00:30:20,733 -Ten times! -(HUNYAK SPEAKING IN HUNGARIAN) 593 00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:23,336 -Number 17, the spread eagle. -Artistic differences. 594 00:30:23,403 --> 00:30:25,071 LIZ: Pop. 595 00:30:25,138 --> 00:30:27,039 ANNIE: Six. 596 00:30:27,106 --> 00:30:29,208 JUNE: Squish. 597 00:30:29,275 --> 00:30:31,043 HUNYAK: Uh-uh. 598 00:30:31,110 --> 00:30:33,146 VELMA: Cicero. 599 00:30:33,212 --> 00:30:34,680 MONA: Lipschitz. 600 00:30:37,216 --> 00:30:37,512 (AIR HISSES) 601 00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:39,933 (AIR HISSES) 602 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:41,869 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 603 00:30:41,935 --> 00:30:44,571 -Who belongs to them? -What's it to you? 604 00:30:44,638 --> 00:30:47,408 Nothing. Heard they were Velma's. 605 00:30:47,474 --> 00:30:50,344 Yeah, the Hunyak does all her laundry for a buck a week. 606 00:31:00,854 --> 00:31:02,556 Fresh towels for the can. 607 00:31:02,623 --> 00:31:04,324 -Make it quick. -Mm-hm. 608 00:31:04,391 --> 00:31:06,427 (KEYS JINGLE) 609 00:31:06,493 --> 00:31:08,696 MAMA: I'm gonna take care of you now. 610 00:31:08,762 --> 00:31:11,331 I know a couple of things. Now, hear me out on this. 611 00:31:11,398 --> 00:31:13,634 Now Billy Flynn's set your trial date for March 5th. 612 00:31:13,701 --> 00:31:15,569 March 7th, you'll be acquitted. 613 00:31:15,636 --> 00:31:18,439 And March 8th, you know what Mama's gonna do for you? 614 00:31:18,505 --> 00:31:21,308 Mama is gonna put you back on the Vaudeville circuit. 615 00:31:21,375 --> 00:31:24,044 -So now you're an agent too? -Well, dearie, until Ma Bell installs 616 00:31:24,111 --> 00:31:26,914 a private line in your cell, all the calls have gotta go through me. 617 00:31:26,980 --> 00:31:28,816 VELMA: What kind of dough are we talking about? 618 00:31:28,882 --> 00:31:30,584 You know, it's a crazy world. 619 00:31:30,651 --> 00:31:32,453 I mean, Babe Ruth is wearing rouge 620 00:31:32,519 --> 00:31:34,555 and playing the palace for $5,000 a week. 621 00:31:34,621 --> 00:31:36,824 VELMA: Yeah, and what about someone with real talent? 622 00:31:36,890 --> 00:31:39,693 MAMA: Well, I've been talking to the boys over at William Morris. 623 00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:41,829 And due to your recent sensational activities, 624 00:31:41,895 --> 00:31:44,064 they seem to think they can get you 2,500. 625 00:31:44,131 --> 00:31:45,899 VELMA: Twenty-five hundred? 626 00:31:45,966 --> 00:31:48,535 Jeez, the most me and Veronica made was 350. 627 00:31:48,602 --> 00:31:50,671 MAMA: Yeah, well, that's what happens when you have the right representation. 628 00:31:50,738 --> 00:31:52,439 VELMA: You know what, Mama? 629 00:31:52,506 --> 00:31:54,942 I always wanted to play Big Jim Colosimo's. 630 00:31:55,008 --> 00:31:57,043 Do you think you can get me that? 631 00:31:57,111 --> 00:31:58,445 -Big Jim's? -Yeah. 632 00:31:58,512 --> 00:31:59,980 Jeez, I don't know. 633 00:32:00,047 --> 00:32:01,448 That's gonna take another phone call. 634 00:32:01,515 --> 00:32:03,083 How much is that gonna cost? 635 00:32:03,150 --> 00:32:05,686 Oh, come on, Vel, you know how I feel about you. 636 00:32:05,753 --> 00:32:08,522 -You're like family to me. You're like one of my own. -Yeah. 637 00:32:08,589 --> 00:32:10,524 I'll do it for 50 bucks. 638 00:32:10,591 --> 00:32:12,760 -VELMA: Fifty bucks for a phone call? -(MATCH STRIKES) 639 00:32:12,826 --> 00:32:14,828 You must get a lot of wrong numbers, Mama. 640 00:32:14,894 --> 00:32:18,632 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 641 00:32:18,699 --> 00:32:19,867 (DOOR CLOSES) 642 00:32:19,933 --> 00:32:21,769 Oh, Miss Kelly... 643 00:32:21,835 --> 00:32:24,938 Got your personals, freshly pressed by yours truly. 644 00:32:25,005 --> 00:32:26,640 No, no, it's my pleasure. 645 00:32:28,475 --> 00:32:31,979 Hey, listen, um... Can I ask you something? 646 00:32:32,045 --> 00:32:34,047 You know that Harrison guy? 647 00:32:34,114 --> 00:32:36,150 Well, he said that what I done is a hanging case, 648 00:32:36,216 --> 00:32:39,486 and that he's prepared to ask for the maximum penalty. 649 00:32:39,553 --> 00:32:42,823 -Yeah, so? -So, I'm scared. (CHUCKLES) 650 00:32:42,890 --> 00:32:45,459 And I sure would appreciate some advice, 651 00:32:45,526 --> 00:32:48,962 I mean, especially from someone I admire as much as you. 652 00:32:49,029 --> 00:32:51,899 See, since I can remember, I have wanted to be on the stage. 653 00:32:51,965 --> 00:32:55,135 Really? What's your talent? Washing and drying? 654 00:32:55,202 --> 00:32:57,571 No, no, no, I danced in the chorus. 655 00:32:57,638 --> 00:33:00,174 -Oh. -Well, that was before I met my husband Amos. 656 00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:01,909 Look, honey, you want some advice? 657 00:33:01,975 --> 00:33:04,478 Here it is, direct from me to you. 658 00:33:04,545 --> 00:33:08,582 Keep your paws off my underwear, okay? 659 00:33:10,584 --> 00:33:11,819 Yeah, okay. 660 00:33:13,654 --> 00:33:15,823 Thanks... 661 00:33:15,889 --> 00:33:18,458 for nothing. 662 00:33:18,525 --> 00:33:20,861 She's something, ain't she? 663 00:33:20,928 --> 00:33:24,097 I tell you, no matter how big she gets, she's still as common as ever. 664 00:33:24,164 --> 00:33:25,699 I'd like to help you, dearie. 665 00:33:28,502 --> 00:33:29,636 Take a load off. 666 00:33:31,538 --> 00:33:33,106 (DOOR CLOSES) 667 00:33:33,173 --> 00:33:35,475 So, what do you figure on using for grounds? 668 00:33:35,541 --> 00:33:37,511 -Grounds? -What are you gonna tell the jury? 669 00:33:37,577 --> 00:33:39,680 I just figured I'd tell them the truth. 670 00:33:39,746 --> 00:33:41,815 -The truth? -Yeah. 671 00:33:41,882 --> 00:33:43,884 That's a one-way ticket to the death house. 672 00:33:43,951 --> 00:33:45,018 Holy mother of God. 673 00:33:45,085 --> 00:33:47,120 Oh, relax. 674 00:33:47,187 --> 00:33:49,590 I mean, in this town, murder's a form of entertainment. 675 00:33:49,656 --> 00:33:53,060 Besides, in 47 years, Cook County ain't never hung a woman yet, 676 00:33:53,126 --> 00:33:56,163 so the odds are, 47 to one, that they won't hang you. 677 00:33:56,230 --> 00:33:58,098 Jesus, Mary and Joseph. 678 00:33:58,165 --> 00:33:59,700 You're talking to the wrong people. 679 00:33:59,766 --> 00:34:02,502 What you need is Billy Flynn. 680 00:34:02,569 --> 00:34:04,504 -Who? -Billy Flynn. 681 00:34:04,571 --> 00:34:06,673 He's only the best criminal lawyer in all of Illinois. 682 00:34:06,740 --> 00:34:09,676 I'm telling you. What he don't know about juries and women... 683 00:34:09,743 --> 00:34:11,178 How do you get this Billy Flynn? 684 00:34:11,245 --> 00:34:13,146 Well, not by praying, dearie. 685 00:34:13,213 --> 00:34:15,649 First you give me 100 dollars. 686 00:34:15,716 --> 00:34:18,718 -And then I make a phone call. -A hundred dollars? Well, you just-- 687 00:34:18,785 --> 00:34:22,055 I mean it seems pretty steep for a phone call. 688 00:34:22,122 --> 00:34:23,756 Oh, but he's worth every cent. 689 00:34:23,823 --> 00:34:25,690 ♪ ("ALL I CARE ABOUT IS LOVE" PLAYING) 690 00:34:25,758 --> 00:34:28,128 I mean, he's never lost a case for a female client yet. 691 00:34:28,195 --> 00:34:30,831 And with a sweet little puss like yours, well... 692 00:34:30,898 --> 00:34:33,267 Let's just say justice ain't so blind in Chicago. 693 00:34:33,333 --> 00:34:36,069 -He's never lost a case? -Never. 694 00:34:36,135 --> 00:34:38,572 -Every girl in this place would kill to have -♪ Give ♪ 695 00:34:38,639 --> 00:34:43,810 -Billy Flynn represent her. -♪ Us Billy ♪ 696 00:34:43,877 --> 00:34:50,784 ♪ We want Billy ♪ 697 00:34:50,851 --> 00:34:57,623 ♪ B-I-Double-L-Y ♪ 698 00:34:57,690 --> 00:35:04,932 ♪ We're all his ♪ 699 00:35:04,998 --> 00:35:11,939 ♪ He's our kind of a guy ♪ 700 00:35:12,005 --> 00:35:15,275 ♪ And, ooh, what luck ♪ 701 00:35:15,342 --> 00:35:22,215 ♪ 'Cause here he is ♪ 702 00:35:22,282 --> 00:35:24,284 BANDLEADER: Ladies and gentlemen, 703 00:35:24,351 --> 00:35:26,553 presenting the silver-tongued the prince of the courtroom, 704 00:35:26,620 --> 00:35:28,322 the one, the only 705 00:35:28,388 --> 00:35:30,757 Billy Flynn. 706 00:35:38,098 --> 00:35:41,268 ♪ I don't care About expensive things ♪ 707 00:35:41,335 --> 00:35:45,272 ♪ Cashmere coats Diamond rings ♪ 708 00:35:45,339 --> 00:35:47,007 ♪ Don't mean a thing ♪ 709 00:35:47,074 --> 00:35:50,243 ♪ All I care about is love ♪ 710 00:35:50,310 --> 00:35:52,646 -♪ That's what I'm here for ♪ -♪ That's what he's here for ♪ 711 00:35:52,713 --> 00:35:55,782 BILLY: ♪ I don't care For wearing silk cravats ♪ 712 00:35:55,849 --> 00:35:59,252 ♪ Ruby studs, satin spats ♪ 713 00:35:59,319 --> 00:36:01,088 ♪ Don't mean a thing ♪ 714 00:36:01,154 --> 00:36:03,623 ♪ All I care about is love ♪ 715 00:36:03,690 --> 00:36:06,159 BACKUP SINGERS: ♪ All he cares about is love ♪ 716 00:36:06,226 --> 00:36:09,796 ♪ Give me two eyes of blue ♪ 717 00:36:09,863 --> 00:36:11,765 ♪ Softly saying ♪ 718 00:36:11,832 --> 00:36:13,667 BACKUP SINGERS: ♪ I need you ♪ 719 00:36:13,734 --> 00:36:16,737 ♪ Let me see her Standing there ♪ 720 00:36:16,803 --> 00:36:20,707 ♪ And honest, mister, I'm a millionaire ♪ 721 00:36:28,015 --> 00:36:31,217 ♪ I don't care For any fine attire ♪ 722 00:36:31,284 --> 00:36:35,088 ♪ Vanderbilt might admire ♪ 723 00:36:35,155 --> 00:36:37,224 ♪ No, no, not me ♪ 724 00:36:37,290 --> 00:36:39,159 ♪ All I care about is love ♪ 725 00:36:39,226 --> 00:36:42,796 BACKUP SINGERS: ♪ All he cares about is love ♪ 726 00:36:42,863 --> 00:36:44,931 (BILLY WHISTLING) 727 00:36:44,998 --> 00:36:46,867 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 728 00:36:46,933 --> 00:36:49,803 -Good morning, ladies. -(HUNYAK SPEAKING IN HUNGARIAN) 729 00:36:49,870 --> 00:36:51,638 -Not guilty! -You tell them, sweetheart. 730 00:36:51,705 --> 00:36:53,373 (SPEAKING IN HUNGARIAN) 731 00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:55,342 (DOOR CLOSES) 732 00:36:55,409 --> 00:36:57,144 BACKUP SINGERS: ♪ That's what he's here for ♪ 733 00:36:57,210 --> 00:37:00,180 (REPORTERS CHATTERING) 734 00:37:00,247 --> 00:37:02,382 Excuse me, gentlemen. 735 00:37:02,449 --> 00:37:04,751 Miss Kelly, do you remember anything at all about that night? 736 00:37:04,818 --> 00:37:07,788 I passed out completely, Miss Sunshine. I can't remember a thing. 737 00:37:07,854 --> 00:37:10,090 -Only that I didn't do it. -Any idea who did, dear? 738 00:37:10,157 --> 00:37:12,626 No, no, but my client is offering a substantial reward 739 00:37:12,692 --> 00:37:14,094 to anyone with information about this crime. 740 00:37:14,161 --> 00:37:16,163 How much is the reward, Miss Kelly? 741 00:37:16,229 --> 00:37:18,932 -I don't know. How much? -We'll work it out after the trial. 742 00:37:18,999 --> 00:37:21,768 Now, if there are no more questions, Miss Kelly and I have a lot of work to do. 743 00:37:21,835 --> 00:37:24,905 (REPORTERS CHATTERING) 744 00:37:24,971 --> 00:37:28,275 -What's all this about a reward? -Awfully dumb, reporters. 745 00:37:28,341 --> 00:37:31,378 They'll write it up wrong, you deny the whole thing later on. Thank you. 746 00:37:31,445 --> 00:37:33,280 (REPORTERS CHATTERING) 747 00:37:33,346 --> 00:37:35,048 BACKUP SINGERS: ♪ All he cares about is love ♪ 748 00:37:35,115 --> 00:37:38,185 -Mr. Flynn, I'm Roxie Hart. -Who? 749 00:37:38,251 --> 00:37:41,021 -Mama talked to you about me. -Oh, yeah, right, right. The cute one. 750 00:37:41,088 --> 00:37:43,690 Uh, well, I was hoping that you might represent me. 751 00:37:43,757 --> 00:37:46,393 -You got $5,000? -(CHUCKLES) 752 00:37:46,460 --> 00:37:49,029 -Gee, that's a lot of money. -Hmm... 753 00:37:49,096 --> 00:37:51,264 Mama didn't say anything about $5,000. 754 00:37:51,331 --> 00:37:54,201 -Well... -Lookit, um, Mr. Flynn. 755 00:37:54,267 --> 00:37:56,002 I'm not very good at this sort of thing, 756 00:37:56,069 --> 00:37:58,705 but, um, maybe we could, uh, 757 00:37:58,772 --> 00:38:01,875 make some sort of arrangement between us? 758 00:38:01,942 --> 00:38:04,044 You know, I can be an awfully good sport. 759 00:38:04,111 --> 00:38:05,879 Good, you got that out of your system. 760 00:38:05,946 --> 00:38:09,449 Now, listen. You mean just one thing to me. 761 00:38:09,516 --> 00:38:12,352 You call me when you got $5,000. 762 00:38:12,419 --> 00:38:15,455 BACKUP SINGERS: ♪ All he cares about is love ♪ 763 00:38:15,522 --> 00:38:18,992 ♪ Show me long raven hair ♪ 764 00:38:19,059 --> 00:38:23,029 ♪ Flowing down about to there ♪ 765 00:38:23,096 --> 00:38:25,799 ♪ When I see her running free ♪ 766 00:38:25,866 --> 00:38:30,270 ♪ Keep your money That's enough for me ♪ 767 00:38:32,973 --> 00:38:37,010 ♪ I don't care For driving Packard cars ♪ 768 00:38:37,077 --> 00:38:41,314 ♪ Or smoking long Buck Cigars ♪ 769 00:38:41,381 --> 00:38:43,350 ♪ No, no, not me ♪ 770 00:38:43,416 --> 00:38:45,418 -♪ Whoo! ♪ -♪ All I care about ♪ 771 00:38:45,485 --> 00:38:47,053 ♪ Is doing the guy in ♪ 772 00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:49,823 ♪ Who's picking on you ♪ 773 00:38:49,890 --> 00:38:56,396 ♪ Twisting the wrist That's turning the screw ♪ 774 00:38:56,463 --> 00:39:01,935 -♪ All I care about ♪ -♪ All he cares about ♪ 775 00:39:02,002 --> 00:39:04,771 -♪ Is ♪ -♪ Is ♪ 776 00:39:04,838 --> 00:39:12,011 -♪ Love ♪ -♪ Love ♪ 777 00:39:15,521 --> 00:39:17,256 (TELEPHONE RINGING) 778 00:39:17,323 --> 00:39:19,625 Oh. Oh, he'll see you now. 779 00:39:23,796 --> 00:39:25,398 Well, hello, Andy. 780 00:39:25,464 --> 00:39:27,366 -Amos. My name is Amos. -(DOOR CLOSING) 781 00:39:27,433 --> 00:39:28,634 That's right. Take a seat. 782 00:39:31,237 --> 00:39:33,372 You know, you're a remarkable man. 783 00:39:33,439 --> 00:39:35,508 -Huh? -Your wife two-times you, 784 00:39:35,574 --> 00:39:37,376 plugs the guy, then tries to pin it on you. 785 00:39:37,443 --> 00:39:39,412 Most men would let a dame like that swing. 786 00:39:39,478 --> 00:39:42,648 But, no, you're sticking by her. Makes you a hero in my eyes. 787 00:39:42,715 --> 00:39:45,418 That's right. I'm a hero. 788 00:39:45,484 --> 00:39:48,287 -Did you bring the money? -(SIGHS) 789 00:39:48,354 --> 00:39:51,424 I didn't do as well as I hoped, but... 790 00:39:51,490 --> 00:39:53,392 I will, Mr. Flynn, I will. 791 00:39:55,461 --> 00:39:57,596 But this is only a thousand. 792 00:39:57,663 --> 00:40:00,266 Plus, there's $300 I borrowed from the guys down at the garage. 793 00:40:00,332 --> 00:40:02,401 And then there's seven hun-- 794 00:40:02,468 --> 00:40:04,804 Seven hundred from the building and loan fund. 795 00:40:04,870 --> 00:40:06,338 Two thousand. 796 00:40:06,405 --> 00:40:08,574 And that's all I got so far. 797 00:40:08,641 --> 00:40:11,811 -But I'll give you $20 off my salary every week. -(SIGHS) 798 00:40:11,877 --> 00:40:13,446 I'll give you notes with interest. 799 00:40:13,512 --> 00:40:15,214 Double, triple, till every cent is paid, 800 00:40:15,281 --> 00:40:17,450 -I promise. -When you came to me yesterday, 801 00:40:17,516 --> 00:40:19,451 I didn't ask if she was guilty. I didn't ask if she was innocent. 802 00:40:19,518 --> 00:40:22,388 I didn't ask if she was a drunk or a dope fiend, no. 803 00:40:22,455 --> 00:40:25,524 All I said was, "Do you have $5,000?" You said, "Yes." 804 00:40:25,591 --> 00:40:29,328 But you don't have $5,000. So I figure you're a dirty liar, 805 00:40:29,395 --> 00:40:32,465 and I don't waste my time with dirty liars. 806 00:40:33,532 --> 00:40:34,567 (CHAIR SQUEAKING) 807 00:40:34,633 --> 00:40:36,702 (HORN HONKING) 808 00:40:36,769 --> 00:40:37,770 Look... 809 00:40:39,472 --> 00:40:41,206 I'm real sorry, Mr. Flynn. 810 00:40:42,374 --> 00:40:44,343 On the other hand, 811 00:40:44,410 --> 00:40:47,646 your devotion to your wife is really very, very touching. 812 00:40:47,712 --> 00:40:50,516 I took your wife's case, and I'll keep it, 813 00:40:50,583 --> 00:40:52,151 because I play square. 814 00:40:52,952 --> 00:40:54,153 (DRAWER SLAMS) 815 00:40:54,220 --> 00:40:55,621 Now, look, Hart. 816 00:40:55,688 --> 00:40:58,357 I don't like to blow my own horn, 817 00:40:58,424 --> 00:41:01,260 but, believe me, if Jesus Christ had lived in Chicago today 818 00:41:01,327 --> 00:41:03,361 and if he had $5,000 and he'd come to me, 819 00:41:03,429 --> 00:41:06,799 things would have turned out differently. 820 00:41:06,866 --> 00:41:08,700 All right, this is what we're gonna do. 821 00:41:08,767 --> 00:41:10,569 By the end of the week, I'm gonna have Roxie's name 822 00:41:10,636 --> 00:41:12,471 on the front page of every newspaper in town. 823 00:41:12,538 --> 00:41:16,275 "Sweetest little jazz killer ever to hit Chicago"... 824 00:41:16,342 --> 00:41:18,244 (FINGER SNAPS) That's the angle I'm after. 825 00:41:18,310 --> 00:41:20,679 We make an announcement. We're gonna have an auction. 826 00:41:20,746 --> 00:41:22,748 Tell them we got to raise some money for her defense. 827 00:41:22,815 --> 00:41:25,783 They'll buy everything she's ever touched, everything. 828 00:41:25,851 --> 00:41:28,454 BILLY: Your shoes, your dresses, your perfume, your underwear. 829 00:41:28,521 --> 00:41:30,356 ROXIE: And Victrola Records, 830 00:41:30,422 --> 00:41:32,825 like the one I was playing when I shot the bastard. 831 00:41:32,892 --> 00:41:35,694 -I didn't hear that. -Not that I didn't have grounds, mind you. 832 00:41:35,761 --> 00:41:37,763 -Hey, what are they? -That's for when we go to trial. 833 00:41:37,830 --> 00:41:39,698 Look, nobody, nobody's gonna care a lick 834 00:41:39,765 --> 00:41:42,301 what your defense is unless they care about you. 835 00:41:42,368 --> 00:41:45,169 So the first thing we gotta do is work up some sympathy from the press. 836 00:41:45,237 --> 00:41:46,906 They're not all pushovers like Mary Sunshine. 837 00:41:46,972 --> 00:41:49,808 But there's one thing that they can never resist, 838 00:41:49,875 --> 00:41:53,245 and that is a reformed sinner. 839 00:41:53,312 --> 00:41:56,248 All right, so tell me, what was your favorite subject in school? 840 00:41:56,315 --> 00:41:58,517 Oh... (SCOFFS) I was a real dummy. 841 00:41:58,584 --> 00:42:00,452 Come on, there must have been something you were really good at. 842 00:42:00,519 --> 00:42:02,621 Oh, I got high marks on courtesy and, uh, hygiene. 843 00:42:02,688 --> 00:42:04,323 Perfect, you wanted to be a nun. 844 00:42:04,390 --> 00:42:06,559 (LAUGHS) A nun? 845 00:42:06,625 --> 00:42:09,528 -Where were you born? -On a chicken farm outside of Lubbock. 846 00:42:09,595 --> 00:42:12,597 A beautiful southern home filled with every luxury and refinement. 847 00:42:12,665 --> 00:42:14,500 Where are your parents now? 848 00:42:14,567 --> 00:42:16,268 Probably on the front porch in their rocking chairs. 849 00:42:16,335 --> 00:42:18,737 Parents dead. Family fortune swept away. 850 00:42:18,804 --> 00:42:20,272 You were educated at the Sacred Heart. 851 00:42:20,339 --> 00:42:21,740 (LAUGHS) 852 00:42:21,807 --> 00:42:23,375 Then you fell into a runaway marriage, 853 00:42:23,442 --> 00:42:25,678 left you miserable, alone, unhappy. 854 00:42:25,744 --> 00:42:28,581 And of course, you got all swept up in the mad whirl of the city. 855 00:42:28,647 --> 00:42:30,516 Jazz, cabarets, liquor. 856 00:42:30,583 --> 00:42:32,818 -You were drawn like a moth to the flame. -A moth. 857 00:42:32,885 --> 00:42:34,853 And now the mad whirl has ceased. 858 00:42:34,919 --> 00:42:38,557 And you are a butterfly crushed on the wheel. 859 00:42:38,624 --> 00:42:41,727 So which is it? Is it the moth or the butterfly? 860 00:42:41,794 --> 00:42:43,462 You have sinned, and you are sorry. 861 00:42:43,529 --> 00:42:46,298 God, that's beautiful. 862 00:42:46,365 --> 00:42:49,535 Cut out God. Stay where you're better acquainted. 863 00:42:49,602 --> 00:42:50,769 Kid, when I'm through with you, 864 00:42:50,836 --> 00:42:53,871 not only will you be acquitted, 865 00:42:53,939 --> 00:42:57,376 every man on that jury will wanna take you home to meet his mother. 866 00:42:57,443 --> 00:42:59,945 (SPEAKS WITH SOUTHERN ACCENT) I was born on a beautiful southern convent. 867 00:43:00,012 --> 00:43:01,614 MAMA: What? 868 00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:03,282 (SPEAKS IN NORMAL VOICE) Oh, holy shit. 869 00:43:03,349 --> 00:43:04,550 Oh, I'm never gonna get this straight. 870 00:43:04,617 --> 00:43:06,952 Ah, pipe down on the swearing. 871 00:43:07,019 --> 00:43:10,422 Look, from here on in, you say nothing rougher than "oh, dear". Now, try again. 872 00:43:10,489 --> 00:43:13,626 -I was born on a... -Come on, come on. 873 00:43:41,854 --> 00:43:44,690 VELMA: So I came up with some more things to do on the witness stand. 874 00:43:44,757 --> 00:43:46,592 I thought I'd get all teary-eyed, 875 00:43:46,659 --> 00:43:48,594 and ask to borrow your handkerchief. 876 00:43:48,661 --> 00:43:51,563 Then I thought I'd take a peek at the jury like this. 877 00:43:51,630 --> 00:43:53,032 Flash them a bit of thigh, huh? 878 00:43:53,098 --> 00:43:55,834 -What do you think? -Sounds great. 879 00:44:02,107 --> 00:44:03,942 -VELMA: Hey, don't you wanna hear the rest? -BILLY: Tomorrow, kiddo. 880 00:44:04,009 --> 00:44:06,278 You're at the top of my list. 881 00:44:07,379 --> 00:44:09,248 Well, well, well, well. 882 00:44:09,314 --> 00:44:12,251 Sorry to be late, Mr. Flynn. 883 00:44:12,317 --> 00:44:14,553 -Uh-huh. -Hope you weren't too bored. 884 00:44:14,620 --> 00:44:15,621 BILLY: I like it. 885 00:44:19,625 --> 00:44:20,626 I like it. 886 00:44:22,961 --> 00:44:25,464 Hey, Pollyanna. 887 00:44:25,531 --> 00:44:27,599 I heard your press conference is tomorrow. 888 00:44:27,666 --> 00:44:29,468 Yeah, what's it to you? 889 00:44:29,535 --> 00:44:31,470 Well, you wanted my advice, right? 890 00:44:31,537 --> 00:44:33,038 Well, here it is. 891 00:44:33,105 --> 00:44:35,641 Don't forget Billy Flynn's number one client 892 00:44:35,708 --> 00:44:37,776 is Billy Flynn. 893 00:44:37,843 --> 00:44:39,344 Meaning what? 894 00:44:40,546 --> 00:44:42,014 Meaning, 895 00:44:42,081 --> 00:44:44,650 don't let him hog the spotlight. 896 00:44:44,717 --> 00:44:46,618 You're the one they pay to see. 897 00:44:50,856 --> 00:44:52,891 BILLY: Now, remember, we can only sell them one idea at a time. 898 00:44:52,958 --> 00:44:54,893 ROXIE: Yeah, I can still see him coming at me 899 00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:57,496 -with that awful look in his eyes. -BILLY: And...? 900 00:44:57,563 --> 00:44:59,131 And we both reached for the gun. 901 00:44:59,198 --> 00:45:01,567 That's right. You both reached for the gun. 902 00:45:01,633 --> 00:45:04,369 -Ready? -Yeah. 903 00:45:04,436 --> 00:45:06,805 -(REPORTERS CHATTERING) -Miss Hart! Miss Hart! 904 00:45:06,872 --> 00:45:09,608 (REPORTERS SHOUTING) 905 00:45:13,979 --> 00:45:15,981 Good day, gentlemen. Gentlemen, Miss Sunshine. 906 00:45:16,048 --> 00:45:18,884 My client has just entered a plea of not guilty, 907 00:45:18,951 --> 00:45:22,621 and we look forward to a trial at the earliest possible date. Now are there any questions? 908 00:45:22,688 --> 00:45:25,657 (REPORTERS SHOUTING) 909 00:45:25,724 --> 00:45:27,960 Miss Sunshine. 910 00:45:28,026 --> 00:45:31,396 As you know, my paper is dry. Do you have any advice for young girls 911 00:45:31,463 --> 00:45:34,398 -seeking to avoid a life of jazz and drink? -BILLY: Absolutely, yes. 912 00:45:34,466 --> 00:45:36,969 Mrs. Hart feels that it was the tragic combination 913 00:45:37,035 --> 00:45:40,439 of liquor and jazz which led to her downfall. Next question, please. 914 00:45:40,506 --> 00:45:42,741 (SPEAKS WITH SOUTHERN ACCENT) Ladies and gentlemen. 915 00:45:42,808 --> 00:45:45,043 I would just like to say how flattered I am that y'all came to see me. 916 00:45:45,110 --> 00:45:46,879 Yeah, Mrs. Hart is very pleased-- 917 00:45:46,945 --> 00:45:49,448 You see, I was a moth crushed on the wheel. 918 00:45:49,515 --> 00:45:52,151 You know, a butterfly drawn to the-- 919 00:45:52,217 --> 00:45:54,620 (ROXIE SIGHS) 920 00:45:54,686 --> 00:45:56,889 I bet you wanna know why I shot the bastard. 921 00:45:56,955 --> 00:45:59,458 -(REPORTERS LAUGHING) -Shut up, dummy. 922 00:45:59,525 --> 00:46:01,627 ♪ ("WE BOTH REACHED FOR THE GUN" PLAYING) 923 00:46:01,693 --> 00:46:03,428 BANDLEADER: Mr. Billy Flynn in The Press Conference Rag. 924 00:46:03,495 --> 00:46:06,031 Notice how his mouth never moves. 925 00:46:06,098 --> 00:46:07,533 Almost. 926 00:46:07,599 --> 00:46:09,568 Where'd you come from? 927 00:46:09,635 --> 00:46:11,403 ♪ Mississippi ♪ 928 00:46:11,470 --> 00:46:12,704 And your parents? 929 00:46:12,771 --> 00:46:14,740 ♪ Very wealthy ♪ 930 00:46:14,807 --> 00:46:16,642 Where are they now? 931 00:46:16,708 --> 00:46:18,076 ♪ Six feet under ♪ 932 00:46:18,143 --> 00:46:19,978 But she was granted one more start. 933 00:46:20,045 --> 00:46:22,714 ♪ The Convent Of the Sacred Heart ♪ 934 00:46:22,781 --> 00:46:24,383 (REPORTERS SHOUTING) 935 00:46:27,019 --> 00:46:28,921 (MECHANICAL PARTS RATTLING) 936 00:46:28,987 --> 00:46:30,656 ♪ When'd you get here ♪ 937 00:46:30,722 --> 00:46:32,491 ♪ 1920 ♪ 938 00:46:32,558 --> 00:46:33,926 ♪ How old were you ♪ 939 00:46:33,992 --> 00:46:35,894 ♪ Don't remember ♪ 940 00:46:35,961 --> 00:46:37,896 ♪ Then what happened ♪ 941 00:46:37,963 --> 00:46:39,565 ♪ I met Amos ♪ 942 00:46:39,631 --> 00:46:41,200 ♪ And he stole my heart away ♪ 943 00:46:41,266 --> 00:46:43,569 ♪ Convinced me To elope one day ♪ 944 00:46:43,635 --> 00:46:45,938 Oh, you poor dear. I can't believe what you've been through. 945 00:46:46,004 --> 00:46:48,907 A convent girl, a runaway marriage... 946 00:46:48,974 --> 00:46:51,043 Now, tell us, Roxie... 947 00:46:51,109 --> 00:46:53,912 -♪ Who's Fred Casely ♪ -♪ My ex-boyfriend ♪ 948 00:46:53,979 --> 00:46:57,482 -♪ Why'd you shoot him ♪ -♪ I was leaving ♪ 949 00:46:57,549 --> 00:47:00,586 -♪ Was he angry ♪ -♪ Like a madman ♪ 950 00:47:00,652 --> 00:47:02,654 ♪ Still I said, "Fred, move along" ♪ 951 00:47:02,721 --> 00:47:04,690 ♪ She knew That she was doing wrong ♪ 952 00:47:04,756 --> 00:47:07,759 -♪ Then describe it ♪ -♪ He came toward me ♪ 953 00:47:07,826 --> 00:47:11,430 -♪ With the pistol ♪ -♪ From my bureau ♪ 954 00:47:11,496 --> 00:47:14,733 -♪ Did you fight him ♪ -♪ Like a tiger ♪ 955 00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:16,702 ♪ He had strength, And she had none ♪ 956 00:47:16,768 --> 00:47:18,704 ♪ And yet we both Reached for the gun ♪ 957 00:47:18,770 --> 00:47:20,806 ♪ Oh, yes, oh, yes, Oh, yes, we both ♪ 958 00:47:20,873 --> 00:47:23,809 ♪ Oh, yes, we both Reached for the gun, the gun ♪ 959 00:47:23,876 --> 00:47:26,144 ♪ Oh, yes, we both reached For the gun, for the gun ♪ 960 00:47:26,211 --> 00:47:28,513 ♪ Oh, yes, oh, yes, Oh, yes, they both ♪ 961 00:47:28,580 --> 00:47:30,816 ♪ Oh, yes, they both Reached for the gun, the gun ♪ 962 00:47:30,883 --> 00:47:33,886 ♪ Oh, yes, they both reached For the gun, for the gun ♪ 963 00:47:33,952 --> 00:47:36,588 ♪ Understandable ♪ 964 00:47:36,655 --> 00:47:38,891 ♪ Understandable ♪ 965 00:47:38,957 --> 00:47:42,561 ♪ Yes, it's perfectly Understandable ♪ 966 00:47:42,628 --> 00:47:44,830 ♪ Comprehensible ♪ 967 00:47:44,897 --> 00:47:47,199 ♪ Comprehensible ♪ 968 00:47:47,266 --> 00:47:50,535 ♪ Not a bit reprehensible ♪ 969 00:47:50,602 --> 00:47:57,542 ♪ It's so defensible ♪ 970 00:47:57,609 --> 00:48:01,013 -♪ How you feeling ♪ -♪ Very frightened ♪ 971 00:48:01,079 --> 00:48:03,048 ♪ Are you sorry ♪ 972 00:48:03,115 --> 00:48:06,685 -Are you kidding? -♪ What's your statement ♪ 973 00:48:06,752 --> 00:48:09,221 ♪ All I'd say is Though my choo-choo Jumped the track ♪ 974 00:48:09,288 --> 00:48:11,924 ♪ I'd give my life To bring him back ♪ 975 00:48:11,990 --> 00:48:15,127 -♪ And what ♪ -♪ Stay away from Jazz and liquor ♪ 976 00:48:15,193 --> 00:48:18,530 -♪ And what ♪ -♪ And the men Who play for fun ♪ 977 00:48:18,597 --> 00:48:20,232 -♪ And what ♪ -♪ That's the thought that ♪ 978 00:48:20,299 --> 00:48:22,034 -♪ Yeah ♪ -♪ Came upon me ♪ 979 00:48:22,100 --> 00:48:23,635 -♪ When ♪ -♪ When we both 980 00:48:23,702 --> 00:48:25,904 ♪ Reached for the gun ♪ 981 00:48:25,971 --> 00:48:27,973 ♪ Understandable ♪ 982 00:48:28,040 --> 00:48:30,008 ♪ Understandable ♪ 983 00:48:30,075 --> 00:48:34,246 ♪ Yes, it's perfectly Understandable ♪ 984 00:48:34,313 --> 00:48:36,815 -♪ Comprehensible ♪ -♪ Comprehensible ♪ 985 00:48:36,882 --> 00:48:39,251 -♪ Comprehensible ♪ -♪ Comprehensible ♪ 986 00:48:39,318 --> 00:48:42,120 -♪ Not a bit reprehensible ♪ -♪ Not a bit reprehensible ♪ 987 00:48:42,187 --> 00:48:49,795 -♪ It's so defensible ♪ -♪ It's so defensible ♪ 988 00:48:49,861 --> 00:48:52,130 (BELL RINGING) 989 00:48:52,197 --> 00:48:56,568 BACKUP SINGERS: ♪ Oh, yes, oh, yes, Oh, yes, they both ♪ 990 00:48:56,635 --> 00:48:58,203 ♪ Oh, yes, they both ♪ 991 00:48:58,270 --> 00:49:01,073 ♪ Oh, yes, They both reached for ♪ 992 00:49:01,139 --> 00:49:03,575 -Let me hear it. -♪ The gun, the gun ♪ 993 00:49:03,642 --> 00:49:06,745 ♪ Oh, yes, they both reached For the gun, for the gun ♪ 994 00:49:06,812 --> 00:49:09,181 -A little louder. -♪ Oh, yes, oh, yes ♪ 995 00:49:09,247 --> 00:49:12,117 ♪ Oh, yes, they both Oh, yes, they both Reached for ♪ 996 00:49:12,184 --> 00:49:14,152 -♪ Oh, yeah ♪ -♪ The gun, the gun The gun, the gun ♪ 997 00:49:14,219 --> 00:49:16,288 ♪ Oh, yes, they both Reached for the gun ♪ 998 00:49:16,355 --> 00:49:19,257 -♪ Now you got it ♪ -♪ Oh, yes, oh, yes ♪ 999 00:49:19,324 --> 00:49:21,760 ♪ They both, oh, yes They both reached for ♪ 1000 00:49:21,827 --> 00:49:24,029 ♪ The gun, the gun The gun, the gun ♪ 1001 00:49:24,096 --> 00:49:26,798 ♪ Oh, yes, they both reached For the gun, for the gun ♪ 1002 00:49:26,865 --> 00:49:29,701 ♪ Oh, yes, oh, yes Oh, yes, they both ♪ 1003 00:49:29,768 --> 00:49:31,870 ♪ Oh, yes, they both Reached for the gun, the gun ♪ 1004 00:49:31,937 --> 00:49:37,743 ♪ The gun, the gun The gun, the gun ♪ 1005 00:49:37,809 --> 00:49:44,983 ♪ Both reached for the ♪ 1006 00:49:45,050 --> 00:49:53,119 BILLY: ♪ Gun ♪ 1007 00:49:53,392 --> 00:49:55,894 ♪ Both reached for the gun ♪ 1008 00:49:55,961 --> 00:49:59,865 (JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) 1009 00:49:59,931 --> 00:50:01,967 NEWSREEL ANNOUNCER: Move over, Al Capone. 1010 00:50:02,034 --> 00:50:04,102 The Windy City has taken a new criminal to its heart. 1011 00:50:04,169 --> 00:50:07,172 The name on everybody's lips is Roxie Hart, 1012 00:50:07,239 --> 00:50:10,375 the sweetest little lady ever accused of murder in Chicago. 1013 00:50:10,442 --> 00:50:12,077 Women wanna look like her. 1014 00:50:12,144 --> 00:50:14,046 Fellas want to go out with her. 1015 00:50:14,112 --> 00:50:16,148 Some little girls even wanna take her home. 1016 00:50:16,214 --> 00:50:18,383 Don't get any ideas, little lady. 1017 00:50:18,450 --> 00:50:20,886 On the other side of town, the Assistant DA promises 1018 00:50:20,952 --> 00:50:23,255 the game little sharpshooter will swing 1019 00:50:23,321 --> 00:50:25,190 -before the year is up. -...that she'll swing before the year is up. 1020 00:50:25,257 --> 00:50:27,259 Who knows? If he lives up to his word, 1021 00:50:27,325 --> 00:50:29,327 Assistant DA Harrison might become 1022 00:50:29,394 --> 00:50:31,797 Governor Harrison someday. 1023 00:50:31,863 --> 00:50:33,765 Back at the scene of the crime, 1024 00:50:33,832 --> 00:50:37,335 everybody wants a little piece of Roxie Hart. 1025 00:50:37,402 --> 00:50:41,273 This jar of cold cream set her husband back $20. 1026 00:50:41,339 --> 00:50:43,208 Maybe this pretty little lady 1027 00:50:43,275 --> 00:50:45,744 will get some of that famous Roxie style. 1028 00:50:45,811 --> 00:50:47,312 It seems everybody these days 1029 00:50:47,379 --> 00:50:50,415 is rooting for Roxie Hart. 1030 00:50:53,439 --> 00:50:55,441 MAMA: Take those wilting flowers over to the orphanage 1031 00:50:55,508 --> 00:50:57,277 and make sure they know who sent them. 1032 00:50:58,645 --> 00:51:01,080 So, kiddo, 1033 00:51:01,147 --> 00:51:03,483 given any thought to what you wanna do after Billy gets you off? 1034 00:51:03,549 --> 00:51:05,652 Yeah, I think I'd like to go on the stage. 1035 00:51:05,718 --> 00:51:07,253 MAMA: I figured as much. 1036 00:51:07,320 --> 00:51:08,988 I already called the Morris office. 1037 00:51:09,722 --> 00:51:11,190 Really? 1038 00:51:11,257 --> 00:51:13,059 How much is that gonna cost me? 1039 00:51:13,126 --> 00:51:16,029 My standard deal. Ten percent of all your takings. 1040 00:51:16,095 --> 00:51:18,197 ROXIE: Yeah, well, we'll see, Mama. 1041 00:51:18,264 --> 00:51:20,633 Besides, I don't even have an act yet. 1042 00:51:20,700 --> 00:51:23,369 Well, killing Fred Casely was your act. 1043 00:51:23,436 --> 00:51:26,005 I mean, that's all those stiffs in the audience want, to say they saw somebody famous. 1044 00:51:26,072 --> 00:51:27,573 That's a freak act. 1045 00:51:27,640 --> 00:51:30,009 And besides, 1046 00:51:30,076 --> 00:51:34,247 -I am better than that. -MAMA: Well, of course you are, cupcake. 1047 00:51:34,314 --> 00:51:37,450 -I mean, you can be as big as Sophie Tucker. -You really think so? 1048 00:51:37,517 --> 00:51:39,652 Bigger than Cantor and Jolson combined. 1049 00:51:39,719 --> 00:51:42,955 You know, I always wanted to have my name in all the papers. 1050 00:51:43,022 --> 00:51:44,557 You know, before I met Amos, 1051 00:51:44,624 --> 00:51:46,726 I used to date this well-to-do ugly bootlegger. 1052 00:51:46,793 --> 00:51:48,528 ♪ ("ROXIE" PLAYING) 1053 00:51:48,594 --> 00:51:50,663 He used to like to take me out and show me off. 1054 00:51:50,730 --> 00:51:52,398 Ugly guys like to do that. 1055 00:51:53,232 --> 00:51:55,435 (LAUGHS) 1056 00:51:55,501 --> 00:51:57,337 ROXIE: Once it said in the paper, 1057 00:51:57,402 --> 00:52:00,239 "Gangland's Al Capelli seen at Chez Vito 1058 00:52:00,306 --> 00:52:03,209 with cute blonde Chorine." 1059 00:52:03,276 --> 00:52:05,078 That was me. 1060 00:52:05,144 --> 00:52:07,980 I clipped it, and I saved it. 1061 00:52:08,047 --> 00:52:10,116 You know, all my life, 1062 00:52:10,183 --> 00:52:12,385 I wanted to have my own act. 1063 00:52:12,452 --> 00:52:14,620 But, no. No, no, no, no. 1064 00:52:14,687 --> 00:52:17,090 It was always no. They always turned me down. 1065 00:52:17,156 --> 00:52:19,692 One big world full of no. 1066 00:52:22,428 --> 00:52:24,597 And then Amos came along. 1067 00:52:24,664 --> 00:52:26,466 (AUDIENCE GUSHING) 1068 00:52:26,532 --> 00:52:30,403 Safe, sweet Amos... 1069 00:52:30,470 --> 00:52:32,705 who never says no. 1070 00:52:35,074 --> 00:52:37,310 Oh, lookit... (CHUCKLES) 1071 00:52:37,377 --> 00:52:39,779 I've never done this before. 1072 00:52:39,846 --> 00:52:42,515 But, you know, it is such a special night. 1073 00:52:42,582 --> 00:52:46,452 -And you are such a great audience! -(AUDIENCE CHEERING) 1074 00:52:46,519 --> 00:52:48,421 And-- And I just-- 1075 00:52:48,488 --> 00:52:50,223 I really feel like I can-- 1076 00:52:50,289 --> 00:52:53,426 I can talk to you, you know? 1077 00:52:53,493 --> 00:52:56,162 So forget what you've read in the papers, 1078 00:52:56,229 --> 00:52:58,698 and forget what you've heard on the radio, because... 1079 00:52:58,765 --> 00:53:00,532 Because... 1080 00:53:00,600 --> 00:53:03,669 Well, because I'm gonna tell you the truth. 1081 00:53:03,736 --> 00:53:06,072 Not that the truth really matters. (LAUGHS) 1082 00:53:06,139 --> 00:53:07,440 (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 1083 00:53:07,507 --> 00:53:10,176 But I'm gonna tell you anyway. 1084 00:53:11,711 --> 00:53:13,179 In the bed department, 1085 00:53:14,547 --> 00:53:17,583 Amos was... 1086 00:53:17,650 --> 00:53:20,219 -zero. -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 1087 00:53:20,286 --> 00:53:23,756 I mean, when he made love to me, it was like... 1088 00:53:23,823 --> 00:53:26,692 it was like he was fixing a carburetor or something. 1089 00:53:26,759 --> 00:53:30,163 (MIMICS AMOS) "I love you, honey. I love you." 1090 00:53:30,229 --> 00:53:32,064 (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 1091 00:53:32,131 --> 00:53:34,066 Anyway... 1092 00:53:34,132 --> 00:53:35,334 I started fooling around. 1093 00:53:36,602 --> 00:53:39,172 Then I started screwing around 1094 00:53:39,238 --> 00:53:42,108 which is fooling around without dinner. 1095 00:53:42,175 --> 00:53:44,343 -(DRUM ROLLING, CYMBAL CRASHING) -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 1096 00:53:44,410 --> 00:53:46,779 ROXIE: Then I met Fred Casely 1097 00:53:46,846 --> 00:53:50,382 who said that he could get me into Vaudeville. 1098 00:53:50,450 --> 00:53:52,218 But that didn't quite work out like I planned. 1099 00:53:54,487 --> 00:53:57,290 I guess it didn't really work out too great for Fred either. 1100 00:53:57,356 --> 00:53:59,325 (DRUM ROLLING, CYMBAL CRASHING) 1101 00:53:59,392 --> 00:54:01,461 ROXIE: So I gave up on the whole Vaudeville idea, 1102 00:54:01,527 --> 00:54:03,663 because you kind of figure after all those years... 1103 00:54:05,264 --> 00:54:08,034 opportunities just passed you by. 1104 00:54:08,100 --> 00:54:09,702 ♪ But it ain't ♪ 1105 00:54:09,769 --> 00:54:13,105 ♪ Oh, no, no, no, no But it ain't ♪ 1106 00:54:13,172 --> 00:54:15,441 And now... 1107 00:54:15,508 --> 00:54:18,144 Well, if this Flynn guy gets me off, 1108 00:54:18,211 --> 00:54:20,246 with all this publicity, 1109 00:54:20,313 --> 00:54:23,281 I got me a world full of yes! 1110 00:54:23,349 --> 00:54:27,353 ♪ The name On everybody's lips ♪ 1111 00:54:27,420 --> 00:54:30,756 ♪ Is gonna be Roxie ♪ 1112 00:54:30,823 --> 00:54:34,527 ♪ The lady raking In the chips ♪ 1113 00:54:34,594 --> 00:54:38,097 ♪ Is gonna be Roxie ♪ 1114 00:54:38,164 --> 00:54:40,466 ♪ I'm gonna be a celebrity ♪ 1115 00:54:40,533 --> 00:54:45,271 ♪ That means Somebody everyone knows ♪ 1116 00:54:45,338 --> 00:54:48,274 ♪ They're gonna recognize My eyes ♪ 1117 00:54:48,341 --> 00:54:52,144 ♪ My hair, my teeth My boobs, my nose ♪ 1118 00:54:55,882 --> 00:55:00,319 ♪ From just Some dumb mechanic's wife ♪ 1119 00:55:00,386 --> 00:55:03,555 ♪ I'm gonna be Roxie ♪ 1120 00:55:03,623 --> 00:55:09,862 ♪ Who says That murder's not an art ♪ 1121 00:55:09,928 --> 00:55:13,832 ♪ And who In case she doesn't hang ♪ 1122 00:55:13,899 --> 00:55:19,438 ♪ Can say She started with a bang ♪ 1123 00:55:19,505 --> 00:55:23,109 ♪ Roxie Hart ♪ 1124 00:55:23,175 --> 00:55:25,211 (CHUCKLES) 1125 00:55:40,893 --> 00:55:43,162 Boys. 1126 00:55:43,229 --> 00:55:47,400 ♪ They're gonna wait outside In line ♪ 1127 00:55:47,466 --> 00:55:50,803 -♪ To get to see Roxie ♪ -♪ Roxie ♪ 1128 00:55:50,870 --> 00:55:54,774 ♪ Think of those autographs I'll sign ♪ 1129 00:55:54,840 --> 00:55:57,276 -♪ "Good luck to you" ♪ -♪ Roxie ♪ 1130 00:55:57,343 --> 00:56:00,880 ♪ And I'll appear In a lavaliere ♪ 1131 00:56:00,947 --> 00:56:04,917 ♪ That goes All the way down to my waist ♪ 1132 00:56:04,984 --> 00:56:08,754 BACKUP SINGERS: ♪ Here a ring, there a ring Everywhere a ring-a-ling ♪ 1133 00:56:08,821 --> 00:56:13,659 ♪ But always In the best of taste ♪ 1134 00:56:13,726 --> 00:56:17,530 Hmm, I'm a star. 1135 00:56:17,597 --> 00:56:20,433 And the audience loves me. 1136 00:56:20,499 --> 00:56:22,501 And I love them. 1137 00:56:22,568 --> 00:56:25,304 And they love me for loving them, 1138 00:56:25,371 --> 00:56:28,708 and I love them for loving me. 1139 00:56:28,774 --> 00:56:32,845 And we love each other. 1140 00:56:32,912 --> 00:56:36,916 And that's 'cause none of us got enough love in our childhoods. 1141 00:56:36,983 --> 00:56:39,852 And that's showbiz... 1142 00:56:39,919 --> 00:56:43,456 kid. 1143 00:56:43,522 --> 00:56:48,561 -♪ She's giving up Her humdrum life ♪ -♪ I'm gonna be... 1144 00:56:48,628 --> 00:56:50,596 -Sing it. -♪ Roxie ♪ 1145 00:56:50,663 --> 00:56:56,669 ♪ She made A scandal and a start ♪ 1146 00:56:56,736 --> 00:57:00,539 ♪ And Sophie Tucker will shit I know ♪ 1147 00:57:00,606 --> 00:57:04,243 ♪ To see her name Get billed below ♪ 1148 00:57:05,945 --> 00:57:11,584 -♪ Roxie Hart ♪ -♪ Roxie ♪ 1149 00:57:11,651 --> 00:57:13,319 BACKUP SINGERS: ♪ Roxie ♪ 1150 00:57:15,054 --> 00:57:17,356 ♪ Roxie ♪ 1151 00:57:18,591 --> 00:57:21,927 ♪ Roxie ♪ 1152 00:57:21,994 --> 00:57:24,263 ♪ Roxie ♪ 1153 00:57:25,698 --> 00:57:29,268 ♪ Roxie ♪ 1154 00:57:29,335 --> 00:57:32,304 ♪ Roxie ♪ 1155 00:57:35,675 --> 00:57:36,105 (DOOR OPENS) 1156 00:57:36,255 --> 00:57:37,793 (DOOR OPENS) 1157 00:57:37,860 --> 00:57:39,962 -VELMA: I just can't take it anymore. -(DOOR CLOSES) 1158 00:57:40,029 --> 00:57:41,997 You can't go anywhere without hearing about that dumb tomato! 1159 00:57:45,067 --> 00:57:47,536 Oh, no, Mama, not you too. 1160 00:57:47,603 --> 00:57:49,438 (VELMA SIGHS) 1161 00:57:49,505 --> 00:57:51,574 Got some bad news, kid. The tour has been canceled. 1162 00:57:51,640 --> 00:57:53,976 -What? -Well, your name's been out of the papers too long. 1163 00:57:54,043 --> 00:57:56,879 All you read about today is that Hart kid. 1164 00:57:56,946 --> 00:57:57,947 She's hot. 1165 00:57:59,849 --> 00:58:03,118 And, uh, what am I supposed to do, huh? 1166 00:58:03,185 --> 00:58:05,621 Suck up to her like everybody else? 1167 00:58:05,688 --> 00:58:06,789 It couldn't hurt. 1168 00:58:06,856 --> 00:58:10,025 Over my dead body. 1169 00:58:10,092 --> 00:58:13,462 VELMA: Mind if I join you? 1170 00:58:13,529 --> 00:58:16,699 MAN OVER PA SYSTEM: Lights out ten minutes. 1171 00:58:16,765 --> 00:58:17,800 Smoke? 1172 00:58:20,269 --> 00:58:22,872 Look what some Johnny sent me. 1173 00:58:22,938 --> 00:58:24,506 Triple-cream caramels 1174 00:58:24,573 --> 00:58:27,076 all the way from San Francisco. 1175 00:58:27,142 --> 00:58:30,112 Oh... (LAUGHS) I'm watching my figure. 1176 00:58:30,179 --> 00:58:31,847 You know, the trial. 1177 00:58:31,914 --> 00:58:34,683 (CHUCKLES) 1178 00:58:34,750 --> 00:58:37,653 Hey, great mention of you in The Trib today, huh? 1179 00:58:37,720 --> 00:58:40,789 (SIGHS) You know, there have been so many. I just can't keep track. 1180 00:58:40,856 --> 00:58:44,093 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 1181 00:58:44,159 --> 00:58:48,030 Hey, did I ever tell you, you are exactly the same size as my sister? 1182 00:58:48,097 --> 00:58:50,266 I mean, you'd fit into her costumes perfectly. 1183 00:58:50,332 --> 00:58:52,568 (GASPS) Oh, really? 1184 00:58:52,635 --> 00:58:54,970 Yeah, and I was thinking, you know, with all the publicity 1185 00:58:55,037 --> 00:58:58,107 that's piled up between us, and when Billy gets us off, 1186 00:58:58,173 --> 00:59:00,876 well, we'd be a natural to do an act together. 1187 00:59:00,943 --> 00:59:02,945 You think so, huh? 1188 00:59:03,012 --> 00:59:05,547 ♪ ("I CAN'T DO IT ALONE" PLAYING) 1189 00:59:05,614 --> 00:59:08,484 BANDLEADER: Ladies and gentlemen, 1190 00:59:08,550 --> 00:59:11,053 Miss Velma Kelly in an act 1191 00:59:11,120 --> 00:59:13,222 of desperation. 1192 00:59:13,288 --> 00:59:17,927 ♪ My sister and I had an act That couldn't flop ♪ 1193 00:59:17,993 --> 00:59:22,965 ♪ My sister and I were headed Straight for the top ♪ 1194 00:59:23,032 --> 00:59:27,002 ♪ My sister and I earned A thou a week at least ♪ 1195 00:59:27,069 --> 00:59:29,071 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 1196 00:59:29,138 --> 00:59:33,776 ♪ But my sister is now Unfortunately deceased ♪ 1197 00:59:33,842 --> 00:59:35,711 ♪ I know it's sad, of course ♪ 1198 00:59:35,778 --> 00:59:39,782 ♪ But a fact is still a fact ♪ 1199 00:59:39,848 --> 00:59:44,787 ♪ And now all that remains Is the remains ♪ 1200 00:59:44,853 --> 00:59:46,822 ♪ Of a perfect ♪ 1201 00:59:46,889 --> 00:59:49,024 ♪ Double act ♪ 1202 00:59:50,693 --> 00:59:52,594 Watch this. 1203 00:59:52,661 --> 00:59:55,331 Now you have to imagine it with two people. 1204 00:59:55,397 --> 00:59:57,566 It's swell with two people. 1205 00:59:57,633 --> 00:59:58,634 ♪ First I'd... ♪ 1206 01:00:01,337 --> 01:00:03,572 ♪ Then she'd... ♪ 1207 01:00:05,407 --> 01:00:06,608 ♪ Then we'd... ♪ 1208 01:00:09,645 --> 01:00:12,081 ♪ But I can't do it alone ♪ 1209 01:00:12,147 --> 01:00:13,182 ♪ Then she'd... ♪ 1210 01:00:16,819 --> 01:00:18,187 ♪ Then I'd... ♪ 1211 01:00:20,322 --> 01:00:21,357 ♪ Then we'd... ♪ 1212 01:00:24,360 --> 01:00:26,328 ♪ But I can't do it alone ♪ 1213 01:00:26,395 --> 01:00:29,665 ♪ She'd say, "What's your sister like?" ♪ 1214 01:00:29,732 --> 01:00:32,067 ♪ I'd say men ♪ 1215 01:00:32,134 --> 01:00:34,937 ♪ She'd say You're the cat's meow ♪ 1216 01:00:35,004 --> 01:00:37,072 ♪ Then we'd wow The crowd again ♪ 1217 01:00:37,139 --> 01:00:39,775 ♪ When she'd go... ♪ 1218 01:00:41,744 --> 01:00:42,811 ♪ I'd go... ♪ 1219 01:00:45,414 --> 01:00:47,082 ♪ We'd go... ♪ 1220 01:00:51,720 --> 01:00:54,790 ♪ Then those dingdong daddies Started to roar ♪ 1221 01:00:54,857 --> 01:00:57,726 ♪ Whistled, stomped Stamped on the floor ♪ 1222 01:00:57,793 --> 01:01:00,696 ♪ Yelling, screaming, Begging for more ♪ 1223 01:01:00,763 --> 01:01:04,466 And we'd say, "Okay, fellas, keep your socks up, 1224 01:01:04,533 --> 01:01:06,402 'cause you ain't seen nothing yet." 1225 01:01:15,411 --> 01:01:18,380 ♪ But I simply cannot do it ♪ 1226 01:01:18,447 --> 01:01:21,784 ♪ Alone ♪ 1227 01:01:21,850 --> 01:01:24,185 So, what do you think, huh? 1228 01:01:24,253 --> 01:01:26,221 Come on, you can say. 1229 01:01:29,024 --> 01:01:31,193 Pfft. 1230 01:01:31,260 --> 01:01:33,829 I know. you're right. The first part's shit. 1231 01:01:33,896 --> 01:01:35,264 -(SCOFFS) -VELMA: But the second part... 1232 01:01:35,330 --> 01:01:38,901 The second part is really nifty. 1233 01:01:38,967 --> 01:01:40,369 Okay. 1234 01:01:40,436 --> 01:01:41,870 ♪ She'd go... ♪ 1235 01:01:46,442 --> 01:01:48,444 ♪ I'd go... ♪ 1236 01:01:53,282 --> 01:01:56,250 ♪ And we'd go... ♪ 1237 01:02:05,194 --> 01:02:08,030 ♪ And then Those two-bit Johnnies ♪ 1238 01:02:08,097 --> 01:02:10,032 ♪ Did it up brown ♪ 1239 01:02:10,099 --> 01:02:12,101 ♪ To cheer The best attraction in town ♪ 1240 01:02:12,167 --> 01:02:15,104 ♪ They nearly tore The balcony down ♪ 1241 01:02:15,170 --> 01:02:18,340 And we'd say, "Okay, boys, we're going home. 1242 01:02:18,407 --> 01:02:22,044 But before we go, here's a few more parting shots." 1243 01:02:22,111 --> 01:02:24,980 And this, this we did in perfect unison 1244 01:02:34,188 --> 01:02:36,758 ♪ Now you've seen me Going through it ♪ 1245 01:02:36,825 --> 01:02:39,761 ♪ You may think There's nothing to it ♪ 1246 01:02:39,828 --> 01:02:44,833 ♪ But I simply cannot do it ♪ 1247 01:02:44,900 --> 01:02:51,106 ♪ Alone ♪ 1248 01:02:51,173 --> 01:02:53,075 (PANTING) 1249 01:02:53,142 --> 01:02:56,912 So where was the part where you blew her brains out? 1250 01:02:56,979 --> 01:02:58,547 Okay, Roxie, I'll level with you. 1251 01:02:58,614 --> 01:03:00,549 Oh, no, no, no, don't bother. 1252 01:03:00,616 --> 01:03:02,451 You think you're fooling me? 1253 01:03:02,518 --> 01:03:05,320 You're all washed up, and it's me they want now, 1254 01:03:05,387 --> 01:03:08,289 and I'm a big star. 1255 01:03:08,357 --> 01:03:09,858 Single. 1256 01:03:09,925 --> 01:03:12,027 Oh, I almost forgot. 1257 01:03:12,094 --> 01:03:14,530 You were in the paper today too, 1258 01:03:14,596 --> 01:03:17,266 in the back, with the obituaries. 1259 01:03:17,332 --> 01:03:18,901 "Velma Kelly's trial 1260 01:03:18,967 --> 01:03:22,004 has been postponed indefinitely." 1261 01:03:22,070 --> 01:03:24,339 Oh. 1262 01:03:24,406 --> 01:03:27,109 Seven words. Wow. 1263 01:03:28,510 --> 01:03:30,145 Oh. 1264 01:03:30,212 --> 01:03:33,215 And here's a little piece of advice, 1265 01:03:33,282 --> 01:03:35,150 direct from me to you, 1266 01:03:35,217 --> 01:03:39,188 lay off the caramels, tsk. 1267 01:03:39,254 --> 01:03:43,058 ♪ ("CHICAGO AFTER MIDNIGHT" PLAYING) 1268 01:03:47,629 --> 01:03:50,199 BANDLEADER: And now, for all you Chicago stay-up-laters, 1269 01:03:50,265 --> 01:03:54,269 you night owls who only come alive after dark, 1270 01:03:54,336 --> 01:03:57,139 we dedicate this tune, 1271 01:03:57,206 --> 01:04:00,342 "Chicago After Midnight". 1272 01:04:05,547 --> 01:04:09,318 BILLY: Yeah, but, this all-- This all took place on Lakeshore Drive. 1273 01:04:09,384 --> 01:04:12,955 (BILLY CHUCKLES) Incredible. Incredible. 1274 01:04:13,021 --> 01:04:15,857 All right, yeah. Yeah, thanks, Tom. 1275 01:04:15,924 --> 01:04:17,893 -What is it? -(SIGHS) Yeah, this, uh... 1276 01:04:17,960 --> 01:04:20,329 They just arrested this woman for a triple homicide. 1277 01:04:20,395 --> 01:04:23,164 -Really? -Yeah, and get this. She's an heiress. 1278 01:04:23,232 --> 01:04:24,967 -What? -Yeah. Yeah. 1279 01:04:25,033 --> 01:04:27,102 I know the family's in, uh... What is it? 1280 01:04:27,169 --> 01:04:28,837 Pineapples, grapefruits, some kind of fruit. I don't know. 1281 01:04:28,904 --> 01:04:30,906 So anyhow, this, uh... 1282 01:04:30,973 --> 01:04:32,874 This dame, uh, Kitty what's-her-name or something, 1283 01:04:32,941 --> 01:04:35,577 she's, uh, she's playing house on the North Side 1284 01:04:35,644 --> 01:04:38,113 in an apartment with a guy named Harry. 1285 01:04:38,180 --> 01:04:40,549 And what Harry does for a living, no one's quite sure, 1286 01:04:40,616 --> 01:04:42,284 but it doesn't really matter because she's footing all the bills. 1287 01:04:42,351 --> 01:04:44,886 Anyhow, Kitty comes home tonight. 1288 01:04:44,953 --> 01:04:47,456 Harry's already in bed, which is par for the course for Harry. 1289 01:04:47,522 --> 01:04:48,624 She goes to change. 1290 01:04:48,690 --> 01:04:50,425 When she returns, 1291 01:04:50,492 --> 01:04:53,295 she notices something rather odd. 1292 01:04:55,264 --> 01:04:57,032 Extremely Odd. 1293 01:05:01,436 --> 01:05:03,605 Kitty disappears for a second, 1294 01:05:03,672 --> 01:05:05,507 cool as a cucumber. 1295 01:05:05,574 --> 01:05:08,610 When she returns, she gently wakes up Harry. 1296 01:05:08,677 --> 01:05:10,979 (LAUGHTER) 1297 01:05:11,046 --> 01:05:13,315 Harry says, "What? I'm alone." 1298 01:05:13,382 --> 01:05:17,552 She says, "Alone? You got two other women in bed with you." 1299 01:05:17,619 --> 01:05:19,488 So get this-- Harry-- 1300 01:05:19,554 --> 01:05:21,423 (LAUGHING) He says, "Come on, doll, 1301 01:05:21,490 --> 01:05:24,026 you gonna believe what you see or what I tell you?" 1302 01:05:24,092 --> 01:05:25,894 (LAUGHTER) 1303 01:05:34,102 --> 01:05:35,904 Good night, folks. 1304 01:05:35,971 --> 01:05:37,372 (CAMERA CLICKS) 1305 01:05:37,439 --> 01:05:39,474 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 1306 01:05:39,541 --> 01:05:41,410 MALE REPORTER: Give us the line! 1307 01:05:41,476 --> 01:05:44,313 Give us the line! Miss Baxter! Miss Baxter! 1308 01:05:44,379 --> 01:05:47,015 Miss Sunshine. From The Evening Star. 1309 01:05:47,082 --> 01:05:50,452 -I wonder if you wouldn't mind saying a word or two? -Sure, I'll say three. 1310 01:05:50,519 --> 01:05:52,220 Go to hell! 1311 01:05:52,287 --> 01:05:54,189 Please direct your questions to her counsel. 1312 01:05:54,256 --> 01:05:56,658 You're not my counsel, and I want my money back. 1313 01:05:56,725 --> 01:05:58,927 It's not your money. It's your mother's money. 1314 01:05:58,994 --> 01:06:01,563 -Are you sorry, dear? -Sure, I'm sorry. 1315 01:06:01,630 --> 01:06:03,298 Sorry I got caught. 1316 01:06:03,365 --> 01:06:05,967 -Oh! -ROXIE: Oh, hey, Miss Sunshine? 1317 01:06:06,034 --> 01:06:08,203 -MARY SUNSHINE: Not now, Roxie. -I got a letter from a guy. 1318 01:06:08,270 --> 01:06:10,472 He says that he's going on a hunger strike until I'm freed. 1319 01:06:10,539 --> 01:06:12,506 -That's nice, dear. -REPORTER: Miss Baxter? 1320 01:06:12,573 --> 01:06:16,445 Miss Baxter, did you know these two ladies personally? 1321 01:06:16,511 --> 01:06:19,548 Did I know these two ladies personally? Was that your question? 1322 01:06:19,614 --> 01:06:21,683 -Yeah, that's my ques-- -Ugh! 1323 01:06:21,750 --> 01:06:24,319 (SHOUTING RESUMES) 1324 01:06:24,386 --> 01:06:26,088 She's very high-spirited, isn't she? 1325 01:06:26,154 --> 01:06:27,389 Miss Baxter? 1326 01:06:27,456 --> 01:06:29,925 Oh, hey, Mr. Flynn. 1327 01:06:29,991 --> 01:06:31,927 -Mr. Flynn! -Yeah, hi, Trixie. 1328 01:06:31,993 --> 01:06:34,029 -It's Roxie. -Yeah, sure, I was just kidding. 1329 01:06:34,096 --> 01:06:35,697 Hey, did you get my trial date yet? 1330 01:06:35,764 --> 01:06:37,466 -(KEYS JINGLING) -Listen, kid. 1331 01:06:37,532 --> 01:06:39,534 Yeah, I'm at the top of your list, right? 1332 01:06:39,601 --> 01:06:41,069 -Go to hell! -(OFFICER SHOUTS) 1333 01:06:41,136 --> 01:06:43,472 Boy, what a hellion, huh? 1334 01:06:43,538 --> 01:06:45,273 And she's a socialite too. 1335 01:06:45,340 --> 01:06:47,042 Her mother owns all the pineapples in Hawaii. 1336 01:06:47,109 --> 01:06:48,610 What the hell do I care about pineapples? 1337 01:06:48,677 --> 01:06:50,345 -All right. All right. -Listen, uh, hey! 1338 01:06:50,412 --> 01:06:52,414 -No, hey, hey, hey! -BILLY: All right! 1339 01:06:52,481 --> 01:06:54,583 Miss Baxter will answer all of your questions, 1340 01:06:54,649 --> 01:06:57,586 and afterwards, I'll be happy to give you an interview myself. 1341 01:06:57,652 --> 01:07:00,589 (CROWD SHOUTING) 1342 01:07:00,655 --> 01:07:02,391 -(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES) -MALE VOICEOVER: Roxie... 1343 01:07:02,457 --> 01:07:03,592 BILLY: All right! All right! 1344 01:07:03,658 --> 01:07:06,595 VELMA: How's it feel, kid? 1345 01:07:06,661 --> 01:07:09,097 J. Edgar Hoover couldn't find your name in the papers. 1346 01:07:09,164 --> 01:07:10,632 (CROWD SHOUTING) 1347 01:07:16,170 --> 01:07:19,574 Mr. Flynn? 1348 01:07:19,641 --> 01:07:21,510 -(THUDS) -BILLY: Someone open this door immediately! 1349 01:07:21,576 --> 01:07:22,677 MARY SUNSHINE: Oh, my God, Roxie! 1350 01:07:22,744 --> 01:07:24,613 What is it, dear? 1351 01:07:24,679 --> 01:07:27,149 (CELL DOOR CLOSES) 1352 01:07:27,215 --> 01:07:29,251 Oh, oh! Oh, no, no, no, no, don't-- 1353 01:07:29,317 --> 01:07:31,052 Don't worry about me. 1354 01:07:31,119 --> 01:07:33,054 Oh, I only hope the fall 1355 01:07:33,121 --> 01:07:35,257 didn't hurt the baby. 1356 01:07:35,323 --> 01:07:36,358 -Baby? -(REPORTERS CHATTERING) 1357 01:07:36,425 --> 01:07:39,227 -Shit! -Roxie. 1358 01:07:43,498 --> 01:07:46,401 Roxie, when did this happen, darling? 1359 01:07:57,813 --> 01:08:01,483 (SIRENS WAILING) 1360 01:08:07,789 --> 01:08:10,659 Well, doc, is she or isn't she? 1361 01:08:10,725 --> 01:08:13,395 -She is. -(SIGHS) 1362 01:08:15,197 --> 01:08:17,232 Would you swear to that statement in court? 1363 01:08:17,299 --> 01:08:18,500 Yes. 1364 01:08:18,567 --> 01:08:20,335 Good. 1365 01:08:20,402 --> 01:08:21,602 Button your fly. 1366 01:08:25,540 --> 01:08:27,642 (CROWD SHOUTING) 1367 01:08:32,814 --> 01:08:35,683 I would-- I would just like to say that... 1368 01:08:35,750 --> 01:08:38,085 Well, my own life doesn't matter now, 1369 01:08:38,152 --> 01:08:40,355 just that of my unborn child. 1370 01:08:40,422 --> 01:08:44,092 MARY SUNSHINE: You poor dear, to have your baby born in jail. 1371 01:08:44,159 --> 01:08:45,727 My readers won't stand for it. 1372 01:08:45,794 --> 01:08:48,430 BILLY: I can assure you that won't happen. 1373 01:08:48,497 --> 01:08:50,832 She'll come to trial at the earliest possible moment. You can quote me on that. 1374 01:08:50,899 --> 01:08:53,668 I think it's sweet. First time we ever had one of our girls knocked up. 1375 01:08:53,735 --> 01:08:55,704 (LAUGHTER) 1376 01:08:55,770 --> 01:08:56,771 -REPORTER: When is the baby due, Roxie? -AMOS: Roxie! 1377 01:08:56,838 --> 01:08:59,241 Hey, Roxie! Roxie! 1378 01:08:59,307 --> 01:09:01,643 Roxie! I just heard the good news. 1379 01:09:01,710 --> 01:09:04,245 I'm the father! I'm the father! 1380 01:09:04,312 --> 01:09:05,747 Hey, Roxie, who's the father? 1381 01:09:05,814 --> 01:09:07,649 That question is completely out of line. 1382 01:09:07,716 --> 01:09:11,052 How dare you insult this... This brave, young woman. 1383 01:09:11,119 --> 01:09:13,120 -That's enough. -(REPORTERS SHOUT) 1384 01:09:13,187 --> 01:09:17,058 Roxie! Roxie, honey! Roxie, it's Daddy! 1385 01:09:17,125 --> 01:09:18,393 ♪ (INTRODUCTION TO "MR. CELLOPHANE" PLAYS) 1386 01:09:18,460 --> 01:09:19,628 It's Daddy! 1387 01:09:21,428 --> 01:09:25,100 Roxie, I came as soon as I could! 1388 01:09:25,165 --> 01:09:26,835 -Rox! -(ENGINE REVVING) 1389 01:09:36,914 --> 01:09:39,816 AMOS: If someone stood up in a crowd 1390 01:09:39,883 --> 01:09:42,586 And raised his voice up way out loud 1391 01:09:42,653 --> 01:09:45,622 And waved his arm and shook his leg 1392 01:09:45,689 --> 01:09:47,356 ♪ You'd notice him ♪ 1393 01:09:48,892 --> 01:09:50,994 If someone in the movie show 1394 01:09:51,061 --> 01:09:53,564 Yelled, "Fire In the second row 1395 01:09:53,629 --> 01:09:57,000 This whole place is a powder keg!" 1396 01:09:57,067 --> 01:10:00,704 ♪ You'd notice him ♪ 1397 01:10:00,771 --> 01:10:04,842 ♪ And even without clucking Like a hen ♪ 1398 01:10:04,908 --> 01:10:09,379 ♪ Everyone gets noticed Now and then ♪ 1399 01:10:09,446 --> 01:10:12,950 ♪ Unless, of course That personage should be ♪ 1400 01:10:14,418 --> 01:10:16,553 ♪ Invisible ♪ 1401 01:10:16,620 --> 01:10:19,523 ♪ Inconsequential ♪ 1402 01:10:20,591 --> 01:10:23,894 ♪ Me ♪ 1403 01:10:26,196 --> 01:10:28,932 ♪ Cellophane ♪ 1404 01:10:28,999 --> 01:10:31,869 ♪ Mr. Cellophane ♪ 1405 01:10:31,935 --> 01:10:34,872 ♪ Shoulda been my name ♪ 1406 01:10:34,937 --> 01:10:37,875 ♪ Mr. Cellophane ♪ 1407 01:10:37,941 --> 01:10:41,178 ♪ 'Cause you can look Right through me ♪ 1408 01:10:41,245 --> 01:10:44,481 ♪ Walk right by me ♪ 1409 01:10:44,548 --> 01:10:47,518 ♪ And never know I'm there ♪ 1410 01:10:47,584 --> 01:10:52,189 ♪ I tell ya Cellophane ♪ 1411 01:10:52,256 --> 01:10:55,592 ♪ Mr. Cellophane ♪ 1412 01:10:55,659 --> 01:10:58,629 ♪ Shoulda been my name ♪ 1413 01:10:58,695 --> 01:11:00,964 ♪ Mr. Cellophane ♪ 1414 01:11:01,031 --> 01:11:04,001 ♪ 'Cause you can look Right through me ♪ 1415 01:11:04,067 --> 01:11:07,671 ♪ Walk right by me ♪ 1416 01:11:07,738 --> 01:11:10,541 ♪ And never know I'm there ♪ 1417 01:11:12,810 --> 01:11:14,912 BILLY: Oh. I didn't see you. 1418 01:11:14,978 --> 01:11:16,713 Sit down. Sit down, sit down. 1419 01:11:18,615 --> 01:11:22,052 Look, Andy, I'm afraid I gotta hit you hard. 1420 01:11:22,119 --> 01:11:23,854 And I can only hope that you'll be big about it. 1421 01:11:23,921 --> 01:11:25,589 Amos. My name is Amos. 1422 01:11:25,656 --> 01:11:27,858 Who said it wasn't? 1423 01:11:27,925 --> 01:11:31,094 Oh, it was the kid. The kid's name I was thinking about, yeah. 1424 01:11:31,161 --> 01:11:33,931 You know when she's due? September. 1425 01:11:33,997 --> 01:11:37,133 Oh, but-- But pass out those cigars anyway. 1426 01:11:37,201 --> 01:11:40,237 -And I don't want you to give a darn when people... -People what? 1427 01:11:40,304 --> 01:11:42,206 (SIGHS) Laugh. 1428 01:11:42,272 --> 01:11:45,676 -Laugh? Why would they laugh? -'Cause they can count. 1429 01:11:45,742 --> 01:11:48,512 Can you count? September. 1430 01:11:51,982 --> 01:11:54,918 Here's a copy of Roxie's first statement 1431 01:11:54,985 --> 01:11:57,521 from the DA's office. 1432 01:11:57,588 --> 01:11:59,590 It says she hadn't copulated with you for four months prior to the incident. 1433 01:11:59,656 --> 01:12:02,025 Well, she-- She would know. 1434 01:12:02,092 --> 01:12:04,895 Yeah, I guess we hadn't done no copulating since... 1435 01:12:07,631 --> 01:12:10,701 Wait a minute. That don't figure out right, I-- 1436 01:12:10,767 --> 01:12:12,769 I couldn't be the father. 1437 01:12:12,836 --> 01:12:14,771 Well, forget about that now. My client needs your support. 1438 01:12:14,838 --> 01:12:17,007 You mean she needs a meal ticket. 1439 01:12:17,074 --> 01:12:20,878 That's all I ever been, but this time she's gone too far. 1440 01:12:20,944 --> 01:12:22,479 What are you gonna do? 1441 01:12:22,546 --> 01:12:23,981 Divorce her? 1442 01:12:24,047 --> 01:12:26,850 You're damn right! I'll divorce her! 1443 01:12:28,852 --> 01:12:31,822 -She probably won't even notice. -(INTERCOM BUZZES) 1444 01:12:34,925 --> 01:12:37,160 -Yeah? Yeah, put him through. -(SNIFFS) 1445 01:12:39,162 --> 01:12:42,966 ♪ A human being's made Of more than air ♪ 1446 01:12:43,033 --> 01:12:47,104 ♪ With all that bulk You're bound to see him there ♪ 1447 01:12:47,170 --> 01:12:50,641 ♪ Unless that human being Next to you ♪ 1448 01:12:52,809 --> 01:12:54,745 ♪ Is unimpressive ♪ 1449 01:12:54,811 --> 01:12:56,847 ♪ Undistinguished ♪ 1450 01:12:56,914 --> 01:12:58,315 ♪ You ♪ 1451 01:12:58,382 --> 01:13:00,316 ♪ Know ♪ 1452 01:13:00,384 --> 01:13:03,220 ♪ Who ♪ 1453 01:13:03,287 --> 01:13:04,321 You still here, Andy? 1454 01:13:04,388 --> 01:13:07,758 Yeah, I'm still here... 1455 01:13:07,824 --> 01:13:08,926 I think. 1456 01:13:10,994 --> 01:13:13,964 ♪ Shoulda been my name ♪ 1457 01:13:14,031 --> 01:13:16,667 ♪ Mr. Cellophane ♪ 1458 01:13:16,733 --> 01:13:20,737 ♪ 'Cause you can look Right through me ♪ 1459 01:13:20,804 --> 01:13:23,640 ♪ Walk right by me ♪ 1460 01:13:23,707 --> 01:13:26,777 ♪ And never know I'm there ♪ 1461 01:13:26,843 --> 01:13:31,214 ♪ I tell ya Cellophane ♪ 1462 01:13:31,281 --> 01:13:34,017 ♪ Mr. Cellophane ♪ 1463 01:13:34,084 --> 01:13:36,920 ♪ Shoulda been my name ♪ 1464 01:13:36,987 --> 01:13:39,323 ♪ Mr. Cellophane ♪ 1465 01:13:39,389 --> 01:13:42,960 ♪ 'Cause you can look Right through me ♪ 1466 01:13:43,026 --> 01:13:46,095 ♪ Walk right by me ♪ 1467 01:13:48,297 --> 01:13:52,135 ♪ And never know I'm there ♪ 1468 01:13:52,202 --> 01:13:54,838 ♪ Never... even ♪ 1469 01:13:54,905 --> 01:14:00,310 ♪ Know ♪ 1470 01:14:02,012 --> 01:14:06,116 ♪ I'm there ♪ 1471 01:14:10,053 --> 01:14:13,123 I hope I didn't take up too much of your time. 1472 01:14:18,628 --> 01:14:20,764 I've been waiting here for ten minutes. Don't do that again. 1473 01:14:20,831 --> 01:14:24,201 This dress makes me look like a Woolworth's lampshade. 1474 01:14:24,267 --> 01:14:27,037 -I'm not wearing this. -You're wearing it because I tell you to wear it. 1475 01:14:27,104 --> 01:14:29,206 -I'm not wearing this dress. -And when Andy's on the stand, I want you to be knitting. 1476 01:14:29,272 --> 01:14:31,274 Knitting? Oh, for Christ's sake! 1477 01:14:31,341 --> 01:14:33,343 -A baby garment. -I don't know how to knit. 1478 01:14:33,410 --> 01:14:36,646 -Then learn. -That is no way to win a jury's sympathy. 1479 01:14:36,713 --> 01:14:37,948 Oh, you don't need advice anymore. 1480 01:14:38,015 --> 01:14:40,350 Lookit here, Mr. Mouthpiece. 1481 01:14:40,417 --> 01:14:42,619 It seems to me 1482 01:14:42,686 --> 01:14:45,255 that I am the one who's coming up with the good ideas. 1483 01:14:45,322 --> 01:14:47,624 I'm sick of everybody telling me what to do. 1484 01:14:47,691 --> 01:14:49,860 And you treat me like dirt, you know that? 1485 01:14:49,926 --> 01:14:52,696 You treat me like I'm some dumb common criminal. 1486 01:14:52,763 --> 01:14:54,631 But you are some dumb common criminal. 1487 01:14:54,698 --> 01:14:58,168 Well, it's better than being a greasy Mick Lawyer. 1488 01:14:58,235 --> 01:15:01,805 -Who happens to be saving your ass! -Who's out for all he can steal! 1489 01:15:01,872 --> 01:15:04,441 All right, maybe you'd like to appear in court without me. 1490 01:15:04,508 --> 01:15:06,777 Well, maybe I could. Have you read the morning papers? 1491 01:15:06,843 --> 01:15:08,845 They love me! 1492 01:15:08,912 --> 01:15:11,014 Wise up! They'd love you a lot more if you were hanged. 1493 01:15:11,081 --> 01:15:13,617 -You know why? 'Cause they'd sell more papers. -You're fired. 1494 01:15:13,683 --> 01:15:16,086 I quit. 1495 01:15:16,153 --> 01:15:19,322 Any lawyer in this town would die to have my case. 1496 01:15:19,389 --> 01:15:22,659 You are a phony celebrity. You're a flash in the pan. 1497 01:15:22,726 --> 01:15:25,328 In a couple of weeks, no one's gonna give a shit about you. 1498 01:15:26,295 --> 01:15:28,765 That's Chicago. 1499 01:15:30,767 --> 01:15:33,904 (WOMAN SCREAMING) 1500 01:15:33,970 --> 01:15:35,205 (DOOR SLAMS) 1501 01:15:37,374 --> 01:15:39,109 What happened? 1502 01:15:39,176 --> 01:15:40,677 It's the Hunyak. 1503 01:15:40,744 --> 01:15:42,412 She lost her last appeal. 1504 01:15:42,479 --> 01:15:43,914 So, what's that mean? 1505 01:15:45,282 --> 01:15:48,185 Well, that means that next week, 1506 01:15:48,251 --> 01:15:49,686 she's gonna... 1507 01:16:01,998 --> 01:16:03,733 This is Mary Sunshine 1508 01:16:03,800 --> 01:16:06,136 coming to you from the Cook County Jail, 1509 01:16:06,203 --> 01:16:08,872 -where history will be made today. -(REPORTERS SHOUTING) 1510 01:16:08,939 --> 01:16:11,741 Katalin Helinski will become the first woman 1511 01:16:11,808 --> 01:16:15,212 in the state of Illinois to be executed. 1512 01:16:15,278 --> 01:16:17,013 And so, ladies and gentlemen... 1513 01:16:17,080 --> 01:16:18,748 BANDLEADER: And now, ladies and gentlemen, 1514 01:16:18,815 --> 01:16:20,350 for your pleasure and your entertainment, 1515 01:16:20,417 --> 01:16:22,385 -(DRUMROLL) -we proudly present... 1516 01:16:22,452 --> 01:16:24,754 Katalin Helinski and her famous 1517 01:16:24,821 --> 01:16:28,692 Hungarian disappearing act. 1518 01:16:28,758 --> 01:16:30,127 (DRUMROLL CONTINUES) 1519 01:16:45,909 --> 01:16:47,878 (CYMBALS CRASH) 1520 01:17:25,148 --> 01:17:26,283 (SOBS) 1521 01:17:29,819 --> 01:17:31,388 (CYMBALS CRASH, DRUMROLL STOPS) 1522 01:17:31,454 --> 01:17:33,156 (CHEERING) 1523 01:17:49,439 --> 01:17:52,542 (WAGON WHEELS RATTLING) 1524 01:18:04,640 --> 01:18:08,311 You know, it's really not that bad. 1525 01:18:08,377 --> 01:18:11,013 -You clear about everything we agreed on? -Yep. 1526 01:18:11,080 --> 01:18:12,915 I've been up all night rehearsing. 1527 01:18:12,982 --> 01:18:14,950 What do you do when Harrison starts coming after you? 1528 01:18:15,017 --> 01:18:18,120 I sit still and look straight ahead, never at the jury. 1529 01:18:18,187 --> 01:18:20,356 -And? -And I look modest. 1530 01:18:20,423 --> 01:18:22,892 -And? -And... 1531 01:18:22,958 --> 01:18:24,593 -And say nothing. -Oh, that's right. 1532 01:18:24,660 --> 01:18:26,595 -That was the deal, right? -Right. 1533 01:18:26,662 --> 01:18:28,898 Right. You asked me back. I do all the talking this time. 1534 01:18:28,964 --> 01:18:30,333 -Absolutely, Billy. -(KNOCK ON DOOR) 1535 01:18:30,399 --> 01:18:31,567 -Whatever you say. -(DOOR OPENS) 1536 01:18:31,634 --> 01:18:33,169 MAN: Mr. Flynn. 1537 01:18:33,235 --> 01:18:35,004 -His Honor's here. -Thank you. 1538 01:18:36,238 --> 01:18:37,406 You ready? 1539 01:18:37,473 --> 01:18:39,608 -(DOOR CLOSES) -Yeah. 1540 01:18:43,179 --> 01:18:44,947 -Billy? -Hmm? 1541 01:18:46,982 --> 01:18:48,584 I'm scared. 1542 01:18:50,720 --> 01:18:53,489 Ah, don't be. 1543 01:18:53,556 --> 01:18:56,959 I've been around a long time. Believe me, you got nothing to worry about. 1544 01:18:57,026 --> 01:18:58,160 It's... 1545 01:18:59,729 --> 01:19:02,064 It's all a circus. 1546 01:19:02,131 --> 01:19:05,334 A three-ring circus. That's all. These trials, the whole world. 1547 01:19:05,401 --> 01:19:07,036 It's... (INHALES) 1548 01:19:07,103 --> 01:19:08,137 ♪ (INTRODUCTION TO "RAZZLE DAZZLE" PLAYS) 1549 01:19:08,204 --> 01:19:09,405 It's also show business. 1550 01:19:11,107 --> 01:19:12,441 But, kid... 1551 01:19:14,377 --> 01:19:16,212 you're working with a star. 1552 01:19:22,184 --> 01:19:26,956 ♪ Give 'em The old razzle dazzle ♪ 1553 01:19:27,022 --> 01:19:30,359 ♪ Razzle dazzle 'em ♪ 1554 01:19:30,426 --> 01:19:34,363 ♪ Give 'em an act With lots of flash in it ♪ 1555 01:19:34,430 --> 01:19:38,200 ♪ And the reaction Will be passionate ♪ 1556 01:19:38,267 --> 01:19:42,003 ♪ Give 'em The old hocus pocus ♪ 1557 01:19:42,071 --> 01:19:44,407 ♪ Bead and feather 'em ♪ 1558 01:19:46,307 --> 01:19:47,643 ♪ How can they see ♪ 1559 01:19:47,710 --> 01:19:52,148 ♪ With sequins in their eyes? ♪ 1560 01:19:54,150 --> 01:19:57,753 ♪ What if your hinges All are rusting? ♪ 1561 01:19:57,819 --> 01:20:01,724 ♪ What if, in fact, You're just disgusting? ♪ 1562 01:20:01,791 --> 01:20:04,326 ♪ Razzle dazzle 'em ♪ 1563 01:20:04,393 --> 01:20:08,330 ♪ And they'll never Catch wise ♪ 1564 01:20:08,397 --> 01:20:09,398 (CROWD SHOUTING) 1565 01:20:22,111 --> 01:20:26,148 ♪ Give 'em The old razzle dazzle ♪ 1566 01:20:26,215 --> 01:20:27,616 ♪ Razzle dazzle them ♪ 1567 01:20:29,652 --> 01:20:33,489 ♪ Give 'em a show That's so splendiferous ♪ 1568 01:20:33,556 --> 01:20:37,560 ♪ Row after row Will grow vociferous ♪ 1569 01:20:37,626 --> 01:20:41,764 ♪ Give 'em The old flimflam flummox ♪ 1570 01:20:41,831 --> 01:20:43,732 ♪ Fool and fracture 'em ♪ 1571 01:20:43,799 --> 01:20:45,234 (LAUGHING) 1572 01:20:45,301 --> 01:20:46,769 ♪ How can they hear ♪ 1573 01:20:46,835 --> 01:20:50,606 ♪ The truth above the roar? ♪ 1574 01:20:50,673 --> 01:20:53,209 ♪ Roar, roar, roar ♪ 1575 01:20:53,275 --> 01:20:57,179 ♪ Throw 'em a fake And a finagle ♪ 1576 01:20:57,246 --> 01:21:00,816 ♪ They'll never know You're just a bagel ♪ 1577 01:21:00,883 --> 01:21:03,419 ♪ Razzle dazzle 'em ♪ 1578 01:21:03,486 --> 01:21:08,858 ♪ And they'll beg you For more ♪ 1579 01:21:08,924 --> 01:21:10,826 -I object! -Sustained. 1580 01:21:10,893 --> 01:21:12,628 Your Honor, I haven't even asked the question yet. 1581 01:21:24,173 --> 01:21:28,310 ♪ Give 'em The old double whammy ♪ 1582 01:21:28,377 --> 01:21:31,714 ♪ Daze and dizzy 'em ♪ 1583 01:21:31,780 --> 01:21:35,551 ♪ Back since the days Of old Methuselah ♪ 1584 01:21:35,618 --> 01:21:40,656 ♪ Everyone loves The big bamboozler ♪ 1585 01:21:40,722 --> 01:21:45,194 ♪ Give 'em The old three-ring circus ♪ 1586 01:21:45,261 --> 01:21:46,896 ♪ Stun and stagger 'em ♪ 1587 01:21:48,864 --> 01:21:50,366 ♪ When you're in trouble ♪ 1588 01:21:50,432 --> 01:21:55,838 ♪ Go into your dance ♪ 1589 01:21:55,905 --> 01:22:00,442 ♪ Though you are stiffer Than a girder ♪ 1590 01:22:00,508 --> 01:22:04,313 ♪ They'll let you get away With murder ♪ 1591 01:22:04,380 --> 01:22:06,415 ♪ Razzle dazzle 'em ♪ 1592 01:22:06,482 --> 01:22:09,785 ♪ And you got a romance ♪ 1593 01:22:09,852 --> 01:22:11,820 Hello, Amos. 1594 01:22:12,688 --> 01:22:14,290 Amos. 1595 01:22:14,356 --> 01:22:17,326 -That's right, Mr. Flynn, Amos. -Amos. 1596 01:22:17,393 --> 01:22:19,795 -When did you file suit for divorce? -A month ago. 1597 01:22:19,862 --> 01:22:22,164 Was there any reason for filing at this particular time? 1598 01:22:22,231 --> 01:22:24,166 Oh, I'll say. 1599 01:22:24,232 --> 01:22:26,669 The newspapers said Roxie was expecting a little stranger. 1600 01:22:26,735 --> 01:22:29,237 Well, that's hardly grounds for divorce, is it? 1601 01:22:29,305 --> 01:22:31,874 A little too much of a stranger. 1602 01:22:31,941 --> 01:22:35,644 By that you mean you doubted the paternity of the child. 1603 01:22:35,711 --> 01:22:37,612 -Well, sure. -Tell me something, Amos. 1604 01:22:37,680 --> 01:22:40,382 -You share a bed with your wife? -Yes, sir, every night. 1605 01:22:40,449 --> 01:22:43,953 Oh, and you expect this jury to believe that you slept next to this woman 1606 01:22:44,019 --> 01:22:47,323 every night without exercising your rights as a husband? 1607 01:22:47,389 --> 01:22:48,824 Well, I could've if I wanted to. 1608 01:22:48,891 --> 01:22:50,693 -Oh, but you didn't. -No, I did. 1609 01:22:50,759 --> 01:22:52,227 -Did what? -Want to. 1610 01:22:52,294 --> 01:22:54,396 -But you didn't. -Didn't what? 1611 01:22:54,463 --> 01:22:56,465 -What you wanted. -Wait a minute. I'm getting confused here. 1612 01:22:56,532 --> 01:22:57,967 Hey, tell me, Hart. You tell me. 1613 01:22:58,033 --> 01:23:00,603 Did you ever question Roxie herself? 1614 01:23:00,669 --> 01:23:03,505 Did you even bother to ask her if you were the father of her child? 1615 01:23:03,572 --> 01:23:05,407 -No, sir. -No, no. 1616 01:23:05,474 --> 01:23:07,309 But if you became convinced that you were wrong, 1617 01:23:07,376 --> 01:23:09,845 you'd be man enough to admit it, wouldn't you? 1618 01:23:09,912 --> 01:23:11,747 You'd even be willing to take her back 1619 01:23:11,814 --> 01:23:14,216 if Roxie swore that you were the father of her child, 1620 01:23:14,283 --> 01:23:15,951 -which she does. -She does? 1621 01:23:19,054 --> 01:23:21,523 She does! She does! 1622 01:23:21,590 --> 01:23:22,958 No more questions! 1623 01:23:23,025 --> 01:23:24,927 You can step down now. 1624 01:23:24,994 --> 01:23:27,796 Well done, Andy. 1625 01:23:27,862 --> 01:23:29,999 Oh, Roxie, I'm so sorry. 1626 01:23:35,671 --> 01:23:36,838 -Aw! -Aw! 1627 01:23:36,905 --> 01:23:39,375 (CROWD APPLAUDS) 1628 01:23:42,911 --> 01:23:47,449 ♪ Give 'em The old razzle dazzle ♪ 1629 01:23:47,516 --> 01:23:50,686 ♪ Razzle dazzle them ♪ 1630 01:23:50,753 --> 01:23:57,760 ♪ Show 'em the first-rate Sorcerer you are ♪ 1631 01:23:57,826 --> 01:24:01,897 ♪ Long as you keep 'em Way off balance ♪ 1632 01:24:01,963 --> 01:24:06,368 ♪ How can they spot You got no talents? ♪ 1633 01:24:06,435 --> 01:24:09,471 ♪ Razzle dazzle 'em ♪ 1634 01:24:09,538 --> 01:24:12,708 -♪ BACKUP SINGERS : Razzle dazzle 'em ♪ -♪ BILLY: Razzle dazzle 'em ♪ 1635 01:24:12,775 --> 01:24:15,577 MARY SUNSHINE: This is the moment we've been waiting for. 1636 01:24:15,644 --> 01:24:20,816 Roxie Hart finally takes the stand in her own defense. 1637 01:24:20,883 --> 01:24:27,790 ♪ And they'll make you A star ♪ 1638 01:24:32,461 --> 01:24:33,962 -(GAVEL BANGING) -JUDGE: Silence! Order! 1639 01:24:34,029 --> 01:24:35,798 -Silence! -(CROWD TALKING) 1640 01:24:37,433 --> 01:24:37,882 Proceed, Mr. Flynn. 1641 01:24:38,078 --> 01:24:39,697 Proceed, Mr. Flynn. 1642 01:24:39,764 --> 01:24:41,766 BILLY: Roxie, I have here a statement in which you admit 1643 01:24:41,833 --> 01:24:45,236 to having illicit relations with the deceased, Fred Casely. 1644 01:24:45,303 --> 01:24:46,671 Is this statement true or false? 1645 01:24:46,738 --> 01:24:48,206 I'm afraid that's true. 1646 01:24:48,273 --> 01:24:51,009 You're an honest girl, Roxie. 1647 01:24:51,075 --> 01:24:53,511 When did you first meet Fred Casely? 1648 01:24:53,578 --> 01:24:55,780 When he sold Amos and me our furniture. 1649 01:24:55,847 --> 01:24:57,949 And your personal relationship with him... 1650 01:24:58,016 --> 01:24:59,884 Could you tell the jury when that began? 1651 01:24:59,951 --> 01:25:02,820 When I permitted him to escort me home one night. 1652 01:25:02,887 --> 01:25:04,822 I don't think I would've gone with him 1653 01:25:04,889 --> 01:25:07,625 if Mr. Hart and me hadn't quarreled that very morning. 1654 01:25:07,692 --> 01:25:09,027 -Quarreled? -Yes, sir. 1655 01:25:09,093 --> 01:25:11,663 Well, I suppose it was his fault. 1656 01:25:11,729 --> 01:25:14,866 Oh, no, sir. It was my fault. 1657 01:25:14,933 --> 01:25:17,201 I suppose I just couldn't stop pestering him. (CHUCKLES) 1658 01:25:17,268 --> 01:25:19,203 Pestering him? About what? 1659 01:25:19,270 --> 01:25:22,006 I didn't like him working those long hours at the garage. 1660 01:25:22,073 --> 01:25:24,108 I wanted him home with me, 1661 01:25:24,175 --> 01:25:26,911 to darn his socks and iron his shirts. 1662 01:25:26,978 --> 01:25:29,948 I wanted a real home and a child. 1663 01:25:30,014 --> 01:25:32,617 So you drifted into this illicit relationship 1664 01:25:32,684 --> 01:25:34,652 because you were unhappy at home. 1665 01:25:34,719 --> 01:25:37,889 Yes, I was-- I was most unhappy. 1666 01:25:38,957 --> 01:25:40,925 Roxie Hart! 1667 01:25:40,992 --> 01:25:43,227 The state has accused you of the murder of Fred Casely! 1668 01:25:43,293 --> 01:25:46,564 -Are you guilty or not guilty? -I'm not guilty. 1669 01:25:46,631 --> 01:25:48,199 I'm not guilty. 1670 01:25:48,266 --> 01:25:51,035 I killed him. I did, but I'm not a criminal. 1671 01:25:51,102 --> 01:25:52,971 I'm not a criminal. 1672 01:25:53,037 --> 01:25:55,940 -(SOBS) I'm not a criminal. -There, there, there. 1673 01:25:56,007 --> 01:25:58,009 Roxie... 1674 01:25:58,076 --> 01:25:59,777 -Uh-huh? -Yeah. 1675 01:25:59,843 --> 01:26:02,046 Do you recall the night of January 14th? 1676 01:26:02,113 --> 01:26:04,615 Uh-huh. 1677 01:26:04,682 --> 01:26:07,251 Could you tell the jury, in your own words, the happenings of that night? 1678 01:26:07,318 --> 01:26:09,754 Well... (SNIFFLES) 1679 01:26:09,821 --> 01:26:14,125 -When Fred came over, I told him my good news. -And what was that? 1680 01:26:14,192 --> 01:26:16,627 That me and Amos were gonna have a baby. 1681 01:26:16,694 --> 01:26:19,664 -BILLY: Hmm. -And that it was all over between us. 1682 01:26:19,730 --> 01:26:21,232 What happened then? 1683 01:26:21,299 --> 01:26:23,568 Well, then, uh... 1684 01:26:23,634 --> 01:26:24,836 Oh... (SNIFFLES) 1685 01:26:26,337 --> 01:26:27,972 Then... 1686 01:26:28,039 --> 01:26:29,907 Did he threaten you, Roxie? 1687 01:26:29,974 --> 01:26:31,809 Objection, Your Honor. Counsel is leading the witness! 1688 01:26:31,876 --> 01:26:33,978 -Sustained. -(SNIFFLES, SOBS) 1689 01:26:36,347 --> 01:26:38,182 What did Casely say 1690 01:26:38,249 --> 01:26:40,685 when you told him the news? 1691 01:26:40,752 --> 01:26:44,722 "I'll kill you before I see you have another man's child!" 1692 01:26:44,789 --> 01:26:47,158 Could you tell the audience-- The jury, what happened next? 1693 01:26:47,224 --> 01:26:50,728 Well, in his passion, he, he tore off my robe, 1694 01:26:50,795 --> 01:26:52,764 and he threw me on the bed. 1695 01:26:52,830 --> 01:26:55,633 And-- And Mr. Hart's pistol was lying there between us. 1696 01:26:55,700 --> 01:26:58,936 -And then? -And then we both reached for the gun, but I got it first. 1697 01:26:59,003 --> 01:27:02,673 And then he came toward me with this, this funny look in his eyes. 1698 01:27:02,740 --> 01:27:04,008 He was angry and wild! 1699 01:27:04,075 --> 01:27:06,244 -Wild! -Wild! 1700 01:27:06,310 --> 01:27:09,013 -And did you think he meant to kill you? -Oh, yes, sir. Yes, sir. 1701 01:27:09,080 --> 01:27:10,915 So it was his life or yours? 1702 01:27:10,982 --> 01:27:14,752 And not just mine. I closed my eyes and I shot! 1703 01:27:14,819 --> 01:27:16,220 In defense of your life! 1704 01:27:16,287 --> 01:27:17,955 (CRYING) To save my husband's 1705 01:27:18,022 --> 01:27:20,792 innocent, unborn child! 1706 01:27:20,858 --> 01:27:22,126 (INHALES) Oh! 1707 01:27:22,193 --> 01:27:24,262 -(ALL GASP) -WOMAN: Roxie! 1708 01:27:24,328 --> 01:27:26,297 -(CROWD SHOUTING) -JUDGE: Order! 1709 01:27:27,899 --> 01:27:30,133 What a bull's eye, huh? 1710 01:27:30,201 --> 01:27:32,169 -Rox! -JUDGE: Order in this court! 1711 01:27:32,236 --> 01:27:34,806 -Roxie! -JUDGE: I'll clear this court if necessary. 1712 01:27:34,871 --> 01:27:36,907 There's pandemonium here in the courtroom. 1713 01:27:36,974 --> 01:27:40,178 JUDGE: Order! Bailiff! 1714 01:27:40,244 --> 01:27:42,680 MARY SUNSHINE: Mrs. Hart's behavior throughout this ordeal has been truly extraordinary. 1715 01:27:42,747 --> 01:27:45,883 -Yeah, I bet it has. -Opening her eyes, she fans herself 1716 01:27:45,950 --> 01:27:47,985 with her attorney's handkerchief. 1717 01:27:48,052 --> 01:27:50,421 -Handkerchief? -The poor child has had no relief. 1718 01:27:50,488 --> 01:27:53,191 She looks around now, bewildered, seeming to want something. 1719 01:27:53,257 --> 01:27:54,759 Oh, it's a glass of water. 1720 01:27:54,826 --> 01:27:56,861 Oh, Mama, that was my bit! 1721 01:27:56,928 --> 01:27:58,796 -I told Billy I was gonna do that at my trial! -Shh! 1722 01:27:58,863 --> 01:28:00,098 But now her eyes flutter wildly, and she-- 1723 01:28:00,164 --> 01:28:01,399 -(GASPS) -(CROWD EXCLAIMS) 1724 01:28:01,466 --> 01:28:03,768 Mrs. Hart has fainted again. 1725 01:28:03,835 --> 01:28:06,104 Oh, jeez. 1726 01:28:06,169 --> 01:28:08,706 She slumps over, her chiffon dress up around her knees, 1727 01:28:08,773 --> 01:28:10,775 revealing a glimpse of a blue garter with a rhinestone buckle. 1728 01:28:10,842 --> 01:28:12,977 -Oh, Mama, she stole my garter. -I hear it was a wedding gift. 1729 01:28:13,044 --> 01:28:15,713 -She stole my garter! -Don't break-- Don't break my radio! 1730 01:28:15,780 --> 01:28:17,148 God! 1731 01:28:17,215 --> 01:28:18,916 First, the slob steals my publicity, 1732 01:28:18,983 --> 01:28:21,152 Then she steals my lawyer, my trial date. 1733 01:28:21,219 --> 01:28:22,987 -Now she stole my goddamn garter! -Well, what do you expect? 1734 01:28:23,054 --> 01:28:25,356 I mean, these days you get a little success, 1735 01:28:25,423 --> 01:28:28,793 and it's good riddance to the people who put you there. 1736 01:28:28,859 --> 01:28:30,862 There ain't no justice in the world. 1737 01:28:30,928 --> 01:28:33,097 And there ain't nothing you can do about it. 1738 01:28:33,164 --> 01:28:35,833 (SCOFFS) Nerts to that. 1739 01:28:35,900 --> 01:28:38,136 You think I got you up here just so you can listen to my radio? 1740 01:28:38,202 --> 01:28:41,172 People write some pretty interesting things 1741 01:28:41,239 --> 01:28:43,174 when they think no one's looking. 1742 01:28:47,078 --> 01:28:48,179 (BOTH LAUGH) 1743 01:28:49,914 --> 01:28:52,750 -Oh, Mama. -Oh. 1744 01:28:52,817 --> 01:28:54,751 (GASPS) Whoo! 1745 01:28:54,819 --> 01:28:55,919 HARRISON: The state calls a rebuttal witness. 1746 01:28:57,321 --> 01:28:59,157 (SPECTATORS MURMURING) 1747 01:29:07,231 --> 01:29:08,933 Left hand on the Bible, raise your right hand. 1748 01:29:09,000 --> 01:29:11,035 You swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, 1749 01:29:11,102 --> 01:29:12,470 -and nothing but the truth, so help you God? -And then some. 1750 01:29:12,537 --> 01:29:15,373 Have a seat. 1751 01:29:15,439 --> 01:29:18,009 -Would you state your name for the record, please? -Velma Kelly. 1752 01:29:18,075 --> 01:29:20,044 Miss Kelly, 1753 01:29:20,111 --> 01:29:22,380 will you please tell the court if the object I am holding 1754 01:29:22,446 --> 01:29:24,348 is the one you happened to come upon in the defendant's jail cell? 1755 01:29:24,415 --> 01:29:26,317 Yes, it is. 1756 01:29:26,384 --> 01:29:29,520 I submit this as exhibit "X". Roxie Hart's diary. 1757 01:29:29,587 --> 01:29:31,155 I object! 1758 01:29:31,222 --> 01:29:33,090 My client has never kept a diary. 1759 01:29:33,157 --> 01:29:35,293 And even if she did, 1760 01:29:35,359 --> 01:29:37,495 this would be invasion of privacy in violation of the Fourth Amendment 1761 01:29:37,562 --> 01:29:39,096 and illegal search without a warrant. 1762 01:29:39,163 --> 01:29:41,332 Yeah. And she broke the lock. 1763 01:29:41,399 --> 01:29:42,967 (LAUGHTER, GAVEL BANGING) 1764 01:29:43,034 --> 01:29:45,203 JUDGE: Order! Order! 1765 01:29:45,269 --> 01:29:48,206 Well, that settles that. I'll allow it. 1766 01:29:48,272 --> 01:29:50,308 -What's the big deal? It's just a bunch of doodlings. -Proceed, Mr. Harrison. 1767 01:29:50,374 --> 01:29:52,176 Shh. 1768 01:29:52,243 --> 01:29:53,978 If you would read for us, please, Miss Kelly. 1769 01:29:54,045 --> 01:29:57,181 -(CLEARS THROAT) -I haven't worked in a while. 1770 01:29:57,248 --> 01:30:00,985 -"What a laugh, plugging Fred Casely." -What? 1771 01:30:01,052 --> 01:30:03,020 "The big baboon had it coming. 1772 01:30:03,087 --> 01:30:06,557 I'm just sorry I only got to kill him once." 1773 01:30:06,624 --> 01:30:09,193 I never wrote that. It was you. 1774 01:30:09,260 --> 01:30:10,895 -Hey, she made that up. -JUDGE: Order! 1775 01:30:10,962 --> 01:30:13,064 -Order! Order! -She made that up! 1776 01:30:13,130 --> 01:30:14,932 -She made that up! -Order! 1777 01:30:14,999 --> 01:30:17,335 Please, Mr. Flynn, get control of your client. 1778 01:30:17,401 --> 01:30:19,370 I'm sorry, Your Honor. It won't happen again. 1779 01:30:19,437 --> 01:30:22,840 (WHISPERS) Sit down, shut up. It's only making it worse. 1780 01:30:22,907 --> 01:30:25,309 I have no more questions. 1781 01:30:25,376 --> 01:30:26,978 Your witness, Mr. Flynn. 1782 01:30:27,044 --> 01:30:28,511 (SCOFFS) 1783 01:30:28,579 --> 01:30:29,614 BANDLEADER: Ladies and gentlemen, 1784 01:30:29,680 --> 01:30:31,849 A tap dance. 1785 01:30:31,916 --> 01:30:33,918 ♪ (MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS) 1786 01:30:38,222 --> 01:30:42,493 Tell me, Miss Kelly, did you make a deal with Mr. Harrison? 1787 01:30:42,560 --> 01:30:46,130 Maybe to drop all charges against you in exchange for testifying here today? 1788 01:30:46,197 --> 01:30:47,999 Well, sure. I'm not a complete idiot. 1789 01:30:48,065 --> 01:30:49,166 (CROWD LAUGHS) 1790 01:30:49,233 --> 01:30:50,401 (CYMBALS CRASH) 1791 01:30:50,468 --> 01:30:53,037 Good. Good. 1792 01:30:53,104 --> 01:30:55,506 Since you gave such an impressive performance 1793 01:30:55,573 --> 01:30:58,342 for Mr. Harrison, maybe you'd do me the same honor. 1794 01:30:58,409 --> 01:31:00,044 -I'd be delighted. -Thank you. 1795 01:31:00,111 --> 01:31:01,545 BILLY: There. 1796 01:31:01,612 --> 01:31:03,314 -VELMA: Here? -BILLY: Mm-hm. 1797 01:31:03,381 --> 01:31:05,316 "Fred Casely assured me he'd get me an audition 1798 01:31:05,383 --> 01:31:07,118 down at the Onyx. 1799 01:31:07,184 --> 01:31:09,186 And then he reneged on his pledge, 1800 01:31:09,253 --> 01:31:11,989 and that was my motive for attacking him." 1801 01:31:12,056 --> 01:31:14,091 Pretty fancy way of saying, "He's a big fat liar 1802 01:31:14,158 --> 01:31:16,127 who welshed on a deal, so I shot him." 1803 01:31:16,193 --> 01:31:19,563 (MUSIC INTENSIFIES) 1804 01:31:19,630 --> 01:31:22,400 "Amos accused me of having an affair, 1805 01:31:22,466 --> 01:31:26,337 so I told him that the charge was erroneous." 1806 01:31:26,404 --> 01:31:28,039 Objection, Your Honor. 1807 01:31:28,105 --> 01:31:29,940 Mr. Flynn is twisting this evidence 1808 01:31:30,007 --> 01:31:31,542 to draw conclusions that are specious and, uh... 1809 01:31:31,609 --> 01:31:33,244 -Erroneous? -Exactly! 1810 01:31:33,311 --> 01:31:34,578 -(SPECTATORS LAUGHING) -(GAVEL BANGING) 1811 01:31:34,645 --> 01:31:37,148 JUDGE: Order! Order! 1812 01:31:39,283 --> 01:31:41,652 Miss Kelly, do you know the meaning of the word "perjury"? 1813 01:31:41,719 --> 01:31:43,688 -Yes, I do. -Do you also know that it's a crime? 1814 01:31:43,754 --> 01:31:46,424 Yes. 1815 01:31:46,490 --> 01:31:48,693 I mean, for example, if it turns out that you knew that this diary was a fake, 1816 01:31:48,759 --> 01:31:52,229 I'd hate to think of you rotting away in prison for the next ten years, 1817 01:31:52,296 --> 01:31:54,031 especially since you just won your freedom. 1818 01:31:54,098 --> 01:31:56,167 Look, all I know is what I was told. 1819 01:31:56,233 --> 01:31:58,535 (MUSIC STOPS, SPECTATORS MURMURING) 1820 01:31:58,602 --> 01:32:01,439 -(MUSIC RESUMES) -Oh, so... all right. 1821 01:32:01,505 --> 01:32:05,476 So you... you didn't find this diary in Roxie's cell? 1822 01:32:06,377 --> 01:32:08,179 No. 1823 01:32:08,245 --> 01:32:10,948 Mama-- Miss Morton gave it to me. 1824 01:32:11,015 --> 01:32:13,050 She said someone sent it to her. 1825 01:32:13,117 --> 01:32:16,187 Someone? Any idea who this mysterious benefactor might be? 1826 01:32:16,253 --> 01:32:19,457 -No. She didn't know. -All right, let's see if we can work this out. 1827 01:32:19,523 --> 01:32:22,393 Someone who writes about, um... 1828 01:32:22,460 --> 01:32:24,662 reneging on pledges and... 1829 01:32:24,729 --> 01:32:27,732 And erroneous charges. 1830 01:32:27,798 --> 01:32:30,201 Call me crazy. Doesn't that sound like a lawyer to you? 1831 01:32:30,267 --> 01:32:32,470 A lawyer. 1832 01:32:32,535 --> 01:32:35,506 A lawyer who obviously had a sample of my client's handwriting. 1833 01:32:35,573 --> 01:32:37,375 Mr. Harrison, didn't you ask 1834 01:32:37,441 --> 01:32:39,677 Roxie to write out a confession for you? 1835 01:32:39,744 --> 01:32:42,179 Yes, but you're not suggesting that I tampered with evidence, are you? 1836 01:32:42,246 --> 01:32:43,647 No, no, no. no, no. No, I wouldn't. 1837 01:32:43,714 --> 01:32:45,449 That's-- Don't be ridiculous. 1838 01:32:45,516 --> 01:32:48,452 No, that's thoroughly and utterly absurd. 1839 01:32:48,519 --> 01:32:49,687 But now that you mention it. 1840 01:32:49,754 --> 01:32:51,789 Your Honor, this is outrageous. 1841 01:32:51,856 --> 01:32:54,258 -It's outrageous! I know. I agree. -Mr. Harrison, order! 1842 01:32:54,325 --> 01:32:57,128 To even suggest that the prosecutor would make a thieves' bargain 1843 01:32:57,194 --> 01:33:00,398 with the notorious Velma Kelly and then fabricate the very evidence that set her free! 1844 01:33:00,464 --> 01:33:04,235 Just so you can win another case and move one step closer to the Governor's mansion! 1845 01:33:04,301 --> 01:33:05,703 HARRISON: Governor's mansion? 1846 01:33:05,770 --> 01:33:08,973 Why, it's simply beyond all imagining! 1847 01:33:09,039 --> 01:33:12,343 -I'll hold you in contempt! -No, it is not even conceivable! 1848 01:33:12,410 --> 01:33:14,678 But! But if it were, Wouldn't it be time to say: 1849 01:33:14,745 --> 01:33:17,581 "Come clean, Mr. Harrison, come clean"? 1850 01:33:17,648 --> 01:33:21,485 Even in Chicago, this kind of corruption cannot stand. Will not stand! 1851 01:33:21,552 --> 01:33:24,422 -(GAVEL BANGS) -JUDGE: That's enough, Mr. Flynn! 1852 01:33:24,488 --> 01:33:28,259 -I agree, Your Honor! It is enough! -(MUSIC STOPS) 1853 01:33:28,325 --> 01:33:30,327 The defense rests. 1854 01:33:30,394 --> 01:33:32,463 (DRUM BEATS, CYMBALS CRASH) 1855 01:33:35,581 --> 01:33:38,117 MARY SUNSHINE: Ladies and gentlemen, this is Mary Sunshine, 1856 01:33:38,184 --> 01:33:41,554 reporting live from the Cook County Courthouse. 1857 01:33:41,621 --> 01:33:45,391 The City of Chicago has come to a complete standstill, 1858 01:33:45,458 --> 01:33:49,495 as the trial of the century finally draws to a close. 1859 01:33:49,562 --> 01:33:53,499 Mrs. Hart sits quietly at the defense table, hands folded, 1860 01:33:53,566 --> 01:33:56,969 wondering what fate has in store for her. 1861 01:33:57,036 --> 01:33:59,105 And now a hush falls over the courtroom, 1862 01:33:59,172 --> 01:34:02,675 as the 12 men of the jury file slowly back to their seats. 1863 01:34:02,742 --> 01:34:04,677 (GAVEL BANGING) 1864 01:34:04,744 --> 01:34:08,481 Gentlemen of the jury, have you reached a verdict? 1865 01:34:09,582 --> 01:34:10,583 We have, Your Honor. 1866 01:34:11,951 --> 01:34:13,119 The jury has reached a verdict. 1867 01:34:13,186 --> 01:34:14,787 (CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING) 1868 01:34:14,854 --> 01:34:16,622 JUDGE: Will the defendant please rise? 1869 01:34:19,458 --> 01:34:22,094 What is your verdict? 1870 01:34:22,161 --> 01:34:24,964 -We, the jury, find the defendant... -(SIGHS) 1871 01:34:25,031 --> 01:34:28,134 ♪ (UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS) 1872 01:34:38,211 --> 01:34:41,147 Roxie Hart is innocent! She's innocent! 1873 01:34:41,214 --> 01:34:42,448 Get your paper! 1874 01:34:42,515 --> 01:34:44,450 Roxie Hart is free! 1875 01:34:44,517 --> 01:34:46,786 -She's free! Roxie-- -(GUNSHOTS, SCREAMING) 1876 01:35:02,568 --> 01:35:04,737 REPORTER 1: Come on, move it! 1877 01:35:04,804 --> 01:35:06,572 REPORTER 2: First, she shoots the husband, then plugs the lawyer. 1878 01:35:06,639 --> 01:35:09,876 (REPORTERS SHOUTING) 1879 01:35:09,942 --> 01:35:11,744 ROXIE: Hey! 1880 01:35:11,811 --> 01:35:14,080 Hey, don't you-- Don't you want to take my picture? 1881 01:35:14,146 --> 01:35:15,815 Hey, uh-- 1882 01:35:15,882 --> 01:35:18,517 Hey, I'm the famous Roxie Hart. (CHUCKLES) 1883 01:35:18,584 --> 01:35:19,785 Hey, what happened? 1884 01:35:19,852 --> 01:35:22,854 Billy, what the hell happened? 1885 01:35:22,922 --> 01:35:25,824 This is Chicago, kid. You can't beat fresh blood on the walls. 1886 01:35:25,892 --> 01:35:29,929 But my publicity, Billy, my name in the papers. I was counting on that. 1887 01:35:29,996 --> 01:35:32,732 Your gratitude is overwhelming, kid. I just saved your life. 1888 01:35:32,798 --> 01:35:35,568 Yeah, and you got $5,000. And what do I get? 1889 01:35:35,635 --> 01:35:37,270 -I get nothing? -$5,000... 1890 01:35:37,336 --> 01:35:38,838 Actually, it's $10,000 once I collect from Velma. 1891 01:35:38,905 --> 01:35:40,840 (EXHALES) I get nothing? 1892 01:35:40,907 --> 01:35:43,910 Hmm. Oh, don't forget your blessed diary. 1893 01:35:43,976 --> 01:35:47,780 Hope you don't mind. I added a few (SIGHS) erroneous phrases in there. 1894 01:35:50,950 --> 01:35:52,618 Sorry, I couldn't tell you. 1895 01:35:52,685 --> 01:35:55,788 Couldn't take a chance. 1896 01:35:55,855 --> 01:35:57,290 I never lost a case. 1897 01:35:58,791 --> 01:35:59,859 (BRIEFCASE SLIDES) 1898 01:35:59,926 --> 01:36:02,228 You're a free woman... 1899 01:36:02,295 --> 01:36:03,729 Roxie Hart. 1900 01:36:04,997 --> 01:36:07,266 And God save Illinois. 1901 01:36:13,706 --> 01:36:14,906 AMOS: Roxie? 1902 01:36:20,646 --> 01:36:21,914 What do you want? 1903 01:36:23,182 --> 01:36:26,052 I want you to come home. 1904 01:36:26,118 --> 01:36:29,689 You said you still wanted to. And the baby. 1905 01:36:29,755 --> 01:36:31,791 Baby? What baby? 1906 01:36:33,793 --> 01:36:37,029 Oh. Ha, ha. Jesus. 1907 01:36:37,096 --> 01:36:39,532 What do you take me for? 1908 01:36:39,598 --> 01:36:42,568 There ain't no baby. (CHUCKLES) 1909 01:36:43,903 --> 01:36:45,037 There ain't no baby? 1910 01:36:48,874 --> 01:36:50,276 Tsk. 1911 01:36:50,343 --> 01:36:54,113 They didn't even want my picture. 1912 01:36:54,180 --> 01:36:55,214 I just-- 1913 01:36:55,281 --> 01:36:57,783 I can't understand that. 1914 01:36:57,850 --> 01:37:00,319 ♪ (INTRODUCTION TO "NOWADAYS" PLAYS) 1915 01:37:02,154 --> 01:37:03,823 (SIGHS) 1916 01:37:03,889 --> 01:37:06,292 Why didn't they even want my picture? 1917 01:37:06,359 --> 01:37:08,027 (CROWD CHATTERING) 1918 01:37:09,929 --> 01:37:11,831 (SIRENS WAILING) 1919 01:37:15,034 --> 01:37:17,703 ♪ It's good ♪ 1920 01:37:17,769 --> 01:37:20,339 ♪ Isn't it grand? ♪ 1921 01:37:20,406 --> 01:37:23,009 ♪ Isn't it great? ♪ 1922 01:37:23,075 --> 01:37:25,578 ♪ Isn't it swell? ♪ 1923 01:37:25,644 --> 01:37:28,114 ♪ Isn't it fun? ♪ 1924 01:37:28,180 --> 01:37:30,916 ♪ Isn't it? ♪ 1925 01:37:30,983 --> 01:37:33,252 ♪ Nowadays ♪ 1926 01:37:33,319 --> 01:37:35,588 BANDLEADER: Ladies and gentlemen, 1927 01:37:35,654 --> 01:37:38,357 Miss Roxie Hart says, "Good night." 1928 01:37:42,361 --> 01:37:45,698 ♪ There's men everywhere ♪ 1929 01:37:45,765 --> 01:37:48,200 ♪ Jazz everywhere ♪ 1930 01:37:48,267 --> 01:37:50,703 ♪ Booze everywhere ♪ 1931 01:37:50,770 --> 01:37:53,139 ♪ Life everywhere ♪ 1932 01:37:53,205 --> 01:37:56,409 ♪ Joy everywhere ♪ 1933 01:37:56,475 --> 01:38:01,380 ♪ Nowadays ♪ 1934 01:38:01,447 --> 01:38:07,119 ♪ You can like The life you're living ♪ 1935 01:38:07,186 --> 01:38:11,623 ♪ You can live The life you like ♪ 1936 01:38:11,690 --> 01:38:17,229 ♪ You can even marry Harry ♪ 1937 01:38:17,296 --> 01:38:21,634 ♪ But mess around with Ike ♪ 1938 01:38:21,700 --> 01:38:24,270 ♪ And that's good ♪ 1939 01:38:24,336 --> 01:38:26,939 ♪ Isn't it grand? ♪ 1940 01:38:27,006 --> 01:38:29,008 ♪ Isn't it great? ♪ 1941 01:38:29,075 --> 01:38:31,243 ♪ Isn't it swell? ♪ 1942 01:38:31,310 --> 01:38:33,679 ♪ Isn't it fun? ♪ 1943 01:38:33,746 --> 01:38:35,314 ♪ Isn't it? ♪ 1944 01:38:35,381 --> 01:38:39,285 ♪ But nothing ♪ 1945 01:38:39,351 --> 01:38:42,054 ♪ Stays ♪ 1946 01:38:48,761 --> 01:38:53,099 ♪ You can like The life you're living ♪ 1947 01:38:53,165 --> 01:38:56,902 ♪ You can live The life you like ♪ 1948 01:38:56,969 --> 01:38:59,138 -♪ You can even... ♪ -Didn't she kill a guy awhile back? 1949 01:38:59,205 --> 01:39:02,174 -♪ Marry Harry ♪ -Ah, who can keep them straight anymore? 1950 01:39:02,241 --> 01:39:05,077 ♪ But mess around with Ike ♪ 1951 01:39:05,144 --> 01:39:06,979 ♪ And that's good ♪ 1952 01:39:07,046 --> 01:39:09,248 ♪ Isn't it grand? ♪ 1953 01:39:09,315 --> 01:39:11,150 ♪ Isn't it great? ♪ 1954 01:39:11,217 --> 01:39:13,352 -♪ Isn't it swell? ♪ -That's great! 1955 01:39:13,419 --> 01:39:15,387 -♪ Isn't-- ♪ -We'll be in touch. 1956 01:39:15,454 --> 01:39:17,123 You know, I'm not quite finished yet. I have a-- 1957 01:39:17,189 --> 01:39:18,991 I have-- Wait, wait, wait. One-- One more. 1958 01:39:19,058 --> 01:39:20,259 Um, I could, uh... 1959 01:39:20,326 --> 01:39:22,428 Just a second. I'm not-- 1960 01:39:22,495 --> 01:39:26,232 Goddamn it. (SIGHS) 1961 01:39:26,298 --> 01:39:27,299 Thank you! 1962 01:39:28,868 --> 01:39:30,236 Here's your music, hon. 1963 01:39:37,409 --> 01:39:38,911 Thanks. 1964 01:39:49,088 --> 01:39:51,157 You know, you're really pretty good. 1965 01:39:53,359 --> 01:39:55,361 Yeah, that and a dime. 1966 01:39:57,096 --> 01:39:59,064 What are you doing here? 1967 01:39:59,131 --> 01:40:02,067 I heard you been, uh, making the rounds. 1968 01:40:02,134 --> 01:40:04,770 Yeah, well, if it was up to you, I'd be swinging by now. 1969 01:40:04,837 --> 01:40:06,438 Come on, I always knew Billy would get you off. 1970 01:40:06,505 --> 01:40:08,507 You should learn how to put things behind you. 1971 01:40:08,574 --> 01:40:11,277 Oh, thank you. I'll put that at the top of my list, 1972 01:40:11,343 --> 01:40:14,079 right after finding a job and an apartment with a John. 1973 01:40:14,146 --> 01:40:16,282 -Just shut up and listen to me! -Oh. (ROXIE CHORTLES) 1974 01:40:16,348 --> 01:40:18,184 You really are something. 1975 01:40:18,250 --> 01:40:21,120 Coming in here like, like some goddamn queen bee, 1976 01:40:21,187 --> 01:40:24,390 all full of advice for a poor slob like me. 1977 01:40:24,456 --> 01:40:27,393 Well, let me tell you something, Miss Velma Kelly. 1978 01:40:27,459 --> 01:40:29,495 I got a new life now, 1979 01:40:29,562 --> 01:40:32,331 and one of the best things about it is it don't include you. 1980 01:40:32,397 --> 01:40:34,900 Fine. I just thought we could help each other out. 1981 01:40:34,967 --> 01:40:37,269 -Well, you thought wrong, didn't you? -Now, now, look. Listen to me. 1982 01:40:37,336 --> 01:40:40,472 (SIGHS) Look, I talked to this guy downtown. 1983 01:40:40,539 --> 01:40:43,175 He said one jazz killer is nothing these days, 1984 01:40:43,242 --> 01:40:44,610 but two... 1985 01:40:46,312 --> 01:40:48,347 (CAR HORNS HONKING IN DISTANCE) 1986 01:40:53,352 --> 01:40:55,621 We could make a couple of hundred a week. 1987 01:40:55,688 --> 01:40:58,023 Think about it, Roxie. 1988 01:40:58,090 --> 01:41:00,960 Our faces back in the papers, our names on the marquee. 1989 01:41:01,026 --> 01:41:04,163 Velma Kelly And Roxie Hart. 1990 01:41:04,230 --> 01:41:05,864 Shouldn't it be alphabetical? 1991 01:41:05,931 --> 01:41:07,533 That could work. 1992 01:41:07,600 --> 01:41:09,501 Couple hundred? 1993 01:41:09,568 --> 01:41:12,371 -Maybe we could ask for a thou. -We're worth it. 1994 01:41:15,074 --> 01:41:16,408 Forget it. 1995 01:41:16,475 --> 01:41:19,612 -It'll never work. -Why not? 1996 01:41:19,678 --> 01:41:21,280 'Cause I hate you. 1997 01:41:21,347 --> 01:41:23,382 There's only one business in the world 1998 01:41:23,449 --> 01:41:25,417 where that's no problem at all. 1999 01:41:25,484 --> 01:41:29,021 ♪ (INTRODUCTION TO "NOWADAYS" PLAYS) 2000 01:41:35,025 --> 01:41:36,894 BANDLEADER: Ladies and gentlemen, 2001 01:41:36,961 --> 01:41:39,597 the Chicago Theater is proud to announce a first. 2002 01:41:39,663 --> 01:41:42,766 The first time anywhere there's been an act 2003 01:41:42,833 --> 01:41:44,468 of this nature... 2004 01:41:44,535 --> 01:41:47,504 Not only one little lady, but two. 2005 01:41:47,571 --> 01:41:49,506 You've read about them in the papers. 2006 01:41:49,573 --> 01:41:53,611 And now here they are, Chicago's own killer-dillers, 2007 01:41:53,677 --> 01:41:55,613 Those scintillating sinners, 2008 01:41:55,679 --> 01:41:58,482 Roxie Hart and Velma Kelly! 2009 01:41:58,549 --> 01:42:00,417 (AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING) 2010 01:42:00,484 --> 01:42:05,723 ♪ You can like The life you're living ♪ 2011 01:42:05,789 --> 01:42:09,760 ♪ You can live The life you like ♪ 2012 01:42:09,827 --> 01:42:14,865 ♪ You can even marry Harry ♪ 2013 01:42:14,932 --> 01:42:19,436 ♪ But mess around with Ike ♪ 2014 01:42:19,503 --> 01:42:21,805 ♪ And that's good ♪ 2015 01:42:21,872 --> 01:42:24,375 ♪ Isn't it grand? ♪ 2016 01:42:24,441 --> 01:42:26,677 ♪ Isn't it great? ♪ 2017 01:42:26,744 --> 01:42:29,279 ♪ Isn't it swell? ♪ 2018 01:42:29,346 --> 01:42:30,714 ♪ Isn't it fun? ♪ 2019 01:42:30,781 --> 01:42:32,383 ♪ Isn't it? ♪ 2020 01:42:32,449 --> 01:42:37,521 ♪ But nothing stays ♪ 2021 01:42:37,588 --> 01:42:41,492 ♪ In 50 years or so ♪ 2022 01:42:41,558 --> 01:42:45,829 ♪ It's gonna change, you know ♪ 2023 01:42:45,896 --> 01:42:50,834 ♪ But, oh, it's heaven ♪ 2024 01:42:50,901 --> 01:42:55,706 ♪ Nowadays ♪ 2025 01:42:55,773 --> 01:42:59,043 BANDLEADER: Okay, you babes of jazz, let's pick up the pace. 2026 01:42:59,109 --> 01:43:01,478 Let's make the parties longer. Let's make the skirts shorter. 2027 01:43:01,545 --> 01:43:03,847 Let's all go to hell in a fast car and keep it hot! 2028 01:43:03,914 --> 01:43:06,483 ♪ (UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS, CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) 2029 01:43:26,969 --> 01:43:28,939 (APPLAUSE) 2030 01:43:55,799 --> 01:43:57,101 (CHEERING) 2031 01:43:59,169 --> 01:44:00,437 (LAUGHTER) 2032 01:44:42,846 --> 01:44:44,448 (CHEERING, WHISTLING) 2033 01:44:46,016 --> 01:44:48,085 MAN: Velma! 2034 01:44:58,595 --> 01:45:01,565 Yeah! Whoo-hoo! 2035 01:45:01,632 --> 01:45:02,800 Me and Roxie... 2036 01:45:02,866 --> 01:45:05,803 We'd just like to say thank you! 2037 01:45:05,869 --> 01:45:07,871 Thank you! 2038 01:45:07,938 --> 01:45:09,540 Believe us, 2039 01:45:09,606 --> 01:45:13,777 we could not have done it without you! 2040 01:45:13,844 --> 01:45:16,480 ♪ And all ♪ 2041 01:45:16,547 --> 01:45:18,882 ♪ That ♪ 2042 01:45:20,651 --> 01:45:24,555 ♪ Jazz ♪ 2043 01:45:29,927 --> 01:45:32,029 ♪ That jazz ♪ 2044 01:45:35,699 --> 01:45:36,834 BANDLEADER: Five, six, seven, eight. 2045 01:45:36,900 --> 01:45:38,802 ♪ (UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS) 2046 01:46:50,240 --> 01:46:52,709 ♪ (INTRODUCTION TO "I MOVE ON" PLAYS) 2047 01:47:04,655 --> 01:47:08,825 VELMA: ♪ While truckin' down The road of life ♪ 2048 01:47:08,892 --> 01:47:12,796 ♪ Although all hope Seems gone ♪ 2049 01:47:12,863 --> 01:47:14,665 ♪ I just move on ♪ 2050 01:47:23,941 --> 01:47:28,045 ROXIE: ♪ When I can't find A single star ♪ 2051 01:47:28,111 --> 01:47:31,949 ♪ To hang my wish upon ♪ 2052 01:47:32,015 --> 01:47:34,952 ♪ I just move on ♪ 2053 01:47:35,018 --> 01:47:39,690 ♪ I move on ♪ 2054 01:47:42,326 --> 01:47:44,995 VELMA: ♪ I run so fast ♪ 2055 01:47:45,062 --> 01:47:47,164 ♪ A shotgun blast ♪ 2056 01:47:47,230 --> 01:47:50,267 ♪ Can hurt me not one bit ♪ 2057 01:47:50,334 --> 01:47:53,036 ROXIE: ♪ I'm on my toes ♪ 2058 01:47:53,103 --> 01:47:54,972 ♪ 'Cause heaven knows ♪ 2059 01:47:55,038 --> 01:47:59,076 ♪ A moving target's hard To hit ♪ 2060 01:48:05,916 --> 01:48:10,153 VELMA AND ROXIE: ♪ So as we play An ice ballet ♪ 2061 01:48:10,220 --> 01:48:13,857 ♪ We're not the dying swan ♪ 2062 01:48:13,924 --> 01:48:17,527 ♪ We just move on ♪ 2063 01:48:17,594 --> 01:48:22,065 ♪ We move on ♪ 2064 01:48:24,868 --> 01:48:27,671 ROXIE: ♪ Just when it seems ♪ 2065 01:48:27,738 --> 01:48:29,606 ♪ We're out of dreams ♪ 2066 01:48:29,673 --> 01:48:32,642 ♪ And things have got us down ♪ 2067 01:48:32,709 --> 01:48:35,145 VELMA: ♪ We don't despair ♪ 2068 01:48:35,212 --> 01:48:37,147 ♪ We don't go there ♪ 2069 01:48:37,214 --> 01:48:41,852 ♪ We hang our bonnets Out of town ♪ 2070 01:48:49,659 --> 01:48:54,297 VELMA AND ROXIE: ♪ So there's no doubt We're well cut out ♪ 2071 01:48:54,364 --> 01:48:58,268 ♪ To run life's marathon ♪ 2072 01:48:58,335 --> 01:49:01,838 ♪ We just move on ♪ 2073 01:49:01,905 --> 01:49:05,976 ♪ We just move on ♪ 2074 01:49:06,043 --> 01:49:09,880 ♪ So fleet of foot We can't stay put ♪ 2075 01:49:09,946 --> 01:49:13,150 ♪ We just move on ♪ 2076 01:49:13,216 --> 01:49:17,286 ♪ Yes we move on ♪ 2077 01:49:36,940 --> 01:49:40,777 VELMA: ♪ Come on, babe Why don't we paint the town? ♪ 2078 01:49:42,746 --> 01:49:44,948 ♪ And all that jazz ♪ 2079 01:49:45,015 --> 01:49:49,086 ♪ I'm gonna rouge my knees And roll my stockings down ♪ 2080 01:49:50,854 --> 01:49:52,856 ♪ And all that jazz ♪ 2081 01:49:52,923 --> 01:49:56,326 ♪ Start the car I know a whoopee spot ♪ 2082 01:49:56,393 --> 01:50:00,230 ♪ Where the gin is cold But the piano's hot ♪ 2083 01:50:00,297 --> 01:50:04,401 ♪ It's just a noisy hall Where there's a nightly brawl ♪ 2084 01:50:04,468 --> 01:50:10,474 ♪ And all that jazz ♪ 2085 01:50:19,282 --> 01:50:23,053 ♪ Find a flask We're playing fast and loose ♪ 2086 01:50:24,354 --> 01:50:26,289 ♪ And all that jazz ♪ 2087 01:50:26,356 --> 01:50:29,960 ♪ Right up here Is where I store the juice ♪ 2088 01:50:31,328 --> 01:50:33,230 ♪ And all that jazz ♪ 2089 01:50:33,296 --> 01:50:36,199 ♪ Come on, babe We're gonna brush the sky ♪ 2090 01:50:36,266 --> 01:50:39,536 ♪ I betcha Lucky Lindy never flew so high ♪ 2091 01:50:39,603 --> 01:50:43,273 ♪ 'Cause in the stratosphere How could he lend an ear ♪ 2092 01:50:43,340 --> 01:50:48,111 ♪ To all that jazz? ♪ 2093 01:50:52,449 --> 01:50:55,519 ♪ Oh, you're gonna see your Sheba shimmy shake ♪ 2094 01:50:55,585 --> 01:50:57,921 ♪ And all that jazz ♪ 2095 01:50:57,988 --> 01:51:02,292 ♪ Oh, she's gonna shimmy Till her garters break ♪ 2096 01:51:02,359 --> 01:51:04,494 ♪ And all that jazz ♪ 2097 01:51:04,561 --> 01:51:07,998 ♪ Show her where To park her girdle ♪ 2098 01:51:08,064 --> 01:51:10,967 ♪ Oh, her mother's Blood'd curdle ♪ 2099 01:51:11,034 --> 01:51:13,970 BACKUP SINGERS: ♪ If she'd hear Her baby queer ♪ 2100 01:51:14,037 --> 01:51:18,775 VELMA: ♪ For all that jazz ♪ 2101 01:51:24,247 --> 01:51:27,417 ♪ Come on, babe Why don't we paint the town? ♪ 2102 01:51:27,484 --> 01:51:30,320 -♪ And all that jazz ♪ -♪ And all that jazz ♪ 2103 01:51:30,387 --> 01:51:34,191 ♪ I'm gonna rouge my knees And roll my stockings down ♪ 2104 01:51:34,257 --> 01:51:37,427 -♪ And all that jazz ♪ -♪ And all that jazz ♪ 2105 01:51:37,494 --> 01:51:40,497 ♪ Start the car I know a whoopee spot ♪ 2106 01:51:40,564 --> 01:51:43,867 ♪ Where the gin is cold But the piano's hot ♪ 2107 01:51:43,934 --> 01:51:47,370 ♪ It's just a noisy hall Where there's a nightly brawl ♪ 2108 01:51:47,437 --> 01:51:52,509 ♪ And all that jazz ♪ 2109 01:51:57,914 --> 01:52:00,450 ♪ No, I'm no one's wife ♪ 2110 01:52:00,517 --> 01:52:04,054 But, oh, I love my life ♪ 2111 01:52:04,120 --> 01:52:08,358 ♪ And all that jazz ♪ 2112 01:52:15,632 --> 01:52:18,001 ♪ That jazz ♪ 151959

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