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OK, guys. Listen.
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I found this
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in one of the packages
this morning.
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Is this some kind of a warningor something?
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OK.
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I got the point.
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"Topper Harley
is a genius.
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Cried for the first time ever
while watching a porn flick.
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Crying and fucking.
Kinkiest shit. And I love it."
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Are you fucking with me?
Charlie Sheen wrote that?
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- Nope. It's fucking
Charlie Sheen on Twitter.
- Insane! Everybody loves it!
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- Hiya...
- The whole thing
is thanks to you, baby.
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I just don't get
how the hell Charlie Sheen
could have seen it.
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Guilty!
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I put a few clips on PornHub
to test out the response
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on this new style.
And boy, boy, what a hit!
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More than 250,000 views
in less than two hours.
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Plus there's a review
by Porn Daily.
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Porn Daily?
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Porn Daily is the Variety
of the porn business.
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Listen! "Once in a while
I come across true talent.
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It might be an actor
with an extra- big dick.
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It might be an actress
with stunning fuck- face
and magic fellatio skills.
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But never ever have I been
positively surprised
on a level like this.
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The way this porn flick
is cut, shot, and directed
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is nothing but
pure pornographic poetry."
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"Poetry." You see?
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"Me and my wife sure
look forward to Topper Harley's
next porn flick.
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Four boners out of five."
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- May I see?
- Sure.
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We need to think fast
and big and strike while
the iron is hot.
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And I have an idea. We'll take
Scandinavian blockbusters
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that everyone knows
and turn them into porn.
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Goöta Kanal will be
Goöte's Anal, Men and Chicken...
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Hell, we don't even need
to change that title.
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He says the film is pure poetry.
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But that's what I'm saying!
That's what this business
is lacking.
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You brought your game, my man.
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You brought your poetry
into this washed- out genre.
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You've created "pornetry,"
my friend.
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OK, I'll make a new film.
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And I'll make it
even more poetic.
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That's why
I fucking love you, man!
Do you have an idea?
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- I do now.
- OK.
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The sea!
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OK, listen up.
The year is 1947.
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And Thor Heyerdahl,
a man of enormous ambition,
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decides to build a wooden raft
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from straw, twigs, and rope!
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And he will sail on this raft
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from Peru to Polynesia.
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Everyone says it's impossible.
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But Thor Heyerdahl
doesn't give a shit!
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He's going to do it. He'll take
this tiny vessel to sea
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to show the whole world
he can do it.
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He gathers three men.
Three hard- boiled motherfuckers.
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And together they begin
their voyage
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on the Kon- Tiki.
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So what's the point
of this history class?
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Imagine four lonely men
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in the middle of the ocean.
It's been days, weeks, months...
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- What would they do?
- You want to go gay?
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- Guys, are you OK with that?
- I'm fine with it.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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These men are frustrated.
There are no women at sea!
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They become desperate
and obsessed with the idea
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of ensuring the survival
of their family.
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They want to create life!
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Boom!
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That's when the ladies show up.
Fuck, yeah!
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This is where
the surreal thing happens.
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A Russian all- female
fishing boat
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rescues them off the raft
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and rocks them to sleep?
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No. Try to visualize it!
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- What would they do?
- Guys?
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- Mermaids.
- Yeah, bam!
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- Boom!
- Mermaids!
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Imagine beautiful mermaids
with big boobs, great asses,
and scales.
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They're sexually frustrated.
And you are the star!
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- Kon- Tiki!
- Not Kon- Tiki, dammit,
Cum- Tiki.
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OK, Cum- Tiki!
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I would like to say to you all
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thank you for putting up with me
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in creating this... art.
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Big art!
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Come on, let's have a group hug!
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Cum- Tiki!
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OK, listen up.
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It would be impossible
for us to reconstruct
the original raft.
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But we could build something
similar. Something like this.
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- Like that?
- Nuuk?
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- What the hell is he saying?
- I don't understand a word.
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Just nod, it usually works.
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1,000 euros.
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What the fuck...
You speak Greenlandic?
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No, but cash
is a universal language.
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Ooooh!
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Ooooh!
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Awesome. Great. Super!
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Right, we need four men
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and five or six women.
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Yeah, I'm on it
like a fat boy on a cake.
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OK, great.
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- Yes?
- How do you plan to shoot
this extravaganza?
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On Super 16.
Like the great Rune Ericson.
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Yeah, and, Nuuk, you'll build
the raft here in the studio,
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and we'll bring some water in,
some basins with water,
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and, you know, the forefront
and stuff like that
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and we'll have you sew up
some mermaid costumes.
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And boom, we have it planned.
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So let me get this straight.
You don't want to shoot
on the water?
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No. It would be incredible
if we could do that,
but we can't do that.
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We don't have the money for it.
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But I think that we can do
the sea here in the studio,
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with a blue screen.
- Sure. Sure.
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I mean, our entire budget
might cover the phone call
to George Lucas.
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Georgina, come on, give him a break.
If he wants to shoot blue screen, let's try it.
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Whatever.
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- OK, shall we do it?
- Yeah!
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Let's do it.
Nuuk, are you alright for this?
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It's going to be great.
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- Hello.
- Hi.
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- Here you go.
- Thanks.
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- I think I might need more milk.
- Sure, just give me a call.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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- But this should be enough
for a while.
- OK.
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It's been four days since I had
my last glass of mother's milk.
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And check this out.
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Fuck! It's not chronic, is it?
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I sure hope not.
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- But you get used to it.
- It doesn't bother you?
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No, but you need a big sweater.
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But be careful with the dosage.
Don't take too much.
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- Alright. Got it.
- I'm out of here. See you.
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Kon- Tiki?
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- Kon- Tiki?
- Kon- Tiki.
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Yeah, it's a raft
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that I'm trying to draw
some inspiration from.
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- For a commercial.
- Right, about what?
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- Kids.
- Kids?
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Yes, children's beds.
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00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:09,611
- Moses?
- Moses?
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He floated around
in a straw basket.
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- Is that what you're thinking?
- Yes.
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Imagine, I know you so well!
Isn't that amazing?
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- Amazing.
- Wine?
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- Wine?
- Yes. Do you want some?
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Is that wine? Could you come?
I don't understand this Swedish.
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Um...
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- This word right here.
- "Overachieving."
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Overachieving... Right, sorry.
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I'm just a bit confused.
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How's work? How do you feel?
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Are you sad about leaving?
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I'm so nervous about
starting my own business.
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Jonna, I think you are
a great real estate agent.
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Last week a nice property came
in that I can bring with me.
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But it needs a lot of work.
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There's a dead deer in the pool.
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- A deer in the pool?
- Yep.
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I need to clean out the pool
before putting it on the market.
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- Mom.
- What?
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- I can't find my new jeans.
- On the chair in your room.
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- Nope.
- Yes, they are.
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- No!
- Yes.
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00:14:01,108 --> 00:14:04,938
What the fuck! Wille...
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00:14:08,941 --> 00:14:15,911
- Shit, you really scared me!
- I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.
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00:14:15,975 --> 00:14:22,175
I just wanted to return the keys
and this.
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You left it at Bosse's.
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So just give the keys to Jonna
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and tell her we removed
the deer from the pool.
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OK. Is the pool filled up?
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OK. And these are
the keys to the house?
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May I have them?
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And the glasses. Thanks, Wille.
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So how are you?
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Well, I'm fine. It's all good.
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- Busy with work?
- Yeah...
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- We have a full plate.
- In Copenhagen?
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Yeah.
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How do you get there?
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To Copenhagen?
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I drive my Vespa
across the bridge.
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What time do you leave?
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I usually leave around nine.
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Where is this company located?
What's the address?
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What are you, some sort
of private investigator?
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Do you want to know
what I had for breakfast too?
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No, it's just that I'm curious.
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Me and the boys,
we all like film.
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And you work with film!
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Wille, I'm happy you stopped by,
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but I need to put together
a production list for tomorrow.
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Say hello to Bosse and the boys!
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What's the name of the company?
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00:16:29,675 --> 00:16:31,835
- Bombay Films.
- Bombay Films...
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Who was it?
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Who was it?
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Wille dropped by...
with my glasses case.
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OK.
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00:17:13,708 --> 00:17:20,178
Hi, I saw your ad in the paperand thought it seemsinteresting.
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- Yes, no?
- Next.
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I enjoy sex.
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- It would be an amazing thing
to combine...
- Next.
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- It's nine o'clock, I'm walking on the beach...
- Next.
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- I'm into motorcycles...
- Next.
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00:17:35,541 --> 00:17:38,111
- Hi, there. I'm Frank!
- Next.
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- Apart from
spreading my legs...
- She's lying. Next.
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We need to find someone.
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Hi there. I have a huge cock.Let me show it to you.
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00:18:09,408 --> 00:18:16,438
I think she's pretty. Vulnerable
and cute in a sexy way.
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00:18:17,841 --> 00:18:23,311
- Then I'll call her.
Are we done?
- Yeah, we have our cast.
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00:18:23,375 --> 00:18:28,205
Hi, Karsten? What's up?
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- Babette?
- Yeah.
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- She's hot. I like her.
- Good, we just hired her.
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Nice. Vincent, this is for you.
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I don't have anything for you.
I could give you a kiss?
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I'm joking. Later!
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Dallas.
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What's in those envelopes?
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00:18:54,241 --> 00:18:59,041
Yes. I've seen Dallas and Lene
give them to you.
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Do they contain money?
Or is it something secret?
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It's money.
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They're paying
back an advance I gave them.
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Actors don't know
how to plan anything.
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Nuuk said something
about Cum- Tiki.
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I think he's almost done.
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But why do they give you
envelopes
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instead of making
a bank transfer?
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What fucking difference
does it make?
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What about the package
you asked me to deliver?
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00:19:34,141 --> 00:19:39,411
Was it pot? Cocaine? Is there
something you're not telling me?
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00:19:39,475 --> 00:19:45,405
I'm not a drug dealer, OK?
I produce movies!
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00:19:45,475 --> 00:19:48,405
What, do I look
like a drug dealer?
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00:19:50,841 --> 00:19:55,641
- Yes, you actually do.
- Let's focus on Cum- Tiki.
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Stop that!
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00:19:59,008 --> 00:20:01,808
Relax. Jesus.
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00:20:07,008 --> 00:20:09,578
I can't understand
what he's saying.
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What the hell is he saying?
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00:20:17,275 --> 00:20:18,635
I have no idea.
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Cum- Tiki, Cum- Tiki...
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- Cum- Tiki!
- Cum- Tiki...
244
00:20:27,475 --> 00:20:29,075
Cum- To- Kiki.
245
00:20:30,108 --> 00:20:31,478
Ta- da!
246
00:20:31,541 --> 00:20:35,941
OK. Arigato, aloha,
or whatever you say.
247
00:20:37,975 --> 00:20:42,205
- That's actually Hawaiian.
- Same shit, isn't it?
248
00:20:42,275 --> 00:20:45,675
Not at all. Nuuk?
249
00:20:48,008 --> 00:20:49,878
Nuuk, does it float?
250
00:20:53,475 --> 00:20:58,605
Nuuk knows his shit.
You can trust him.
251
00:20:58,675 --> 00:21:02,535
I just had an amazing idea!
252
00:21:03,675 --> 00:21:06,835
I have the keys
to a house with a pool.
253
00:21:06,908 --> 00:21:09,678
This will be great.
254
00:21:10,775 --> 00:21:14,405
Nooky- fooky!
255
00:21:22,975 --> 00:21:24,035
Go, go, go, go, go!
256
00:21:31,808 --> 00:21:34,038
I'm impressed. I didn't think
you had it in you.
257
00:21:34,108 --> 00:21:40,338
- No guts, no glory. Let's go!
- That's the spirit
I'm fucking talking about!
258
00:21:42,408 --> 00:21:45,378
Let's do this. Nuuk, let's go!
259
00:22:45,041 --> 00:22:48,181
- I will be a porn star!
- Do you feel cold?
260
00:22:48,241 --> 00:22:49,741
Very cold!
261
00:22:57,275 --> 00:22:59,435
OK...
262
00:22:59,508 --> 00:23:04,108
These mermaids, they're fucking
rock 'n' roll, they are.
They're fucking good.
263
00:23:04,175 --> 00:23:05,975
You don't think so?
264
00:23:08,341 --> 00:23:09,581
Yeah, some...
265
00:23:11,841 --> 00:23:13,581
I'll look in the lens.
266
00:23:15,108 --> 00:23:18,708
Fucking great! Fucking great!
Great, great, great.
267
00:23:18,775 --> 00:23:22,675
Nuuk, you got the sound
all ready? Yeah?
268
00:23:23,741 --> 00:23:28,681
Fantastic! This will be amazing.
I tell you, man.
269
00:23:28,741 --> 00:23:30,311
Great!
270
00:23:32,608 --> 00:23:37,138
Karsten, what are we doing?
Licking and fingering?
271
00:23:37,208 --> 00:23:43,238
No, dammit! Imagine
you are in the middle
of a gigantic ocean.
272
00:23:43,308 --> 00:23:46,938
You are all alone.
273
00:23:47,008 --> 00:23:50,378
You haven't seen a man in years.
274
00:23:50,441 --> 00:23:55,011
You feel an almost
desperate fear
275
00:23:55,075 --> 00:23:58,135
for your own race.
276
00:23:58,208 --> 00:24:01,708
The mermaids will
soon be extinct.
277
00:24:01,775 --> 00:24:06,375
- No, don't lick it!
- Don't lick?
278
00:24:06,441 --> 00:24:08,611
Don't interrupt me, please!
279
00:24:08,675 --> 00:24:12,135
OK, fuck the script. OK?
280
00:24:12,208 --> 00:24:13,678
- Are you ready on sound?
- Yeah.
281
00:24:13,741 --> 00:24:15,541
- How many dildos do you have?
- Two.
282
00:24:15,608 --> 00:24:16,678
OK.
283
00:24:19,641 --> 00:24:21,411
Action!
284
00:24:25,341 --> 00:24:27,581
Fantastic! Stop...
285
00:24:27,641 --> 00:24:29,181
No pussy- licking!
286
00:24:29,241 --> 00:24:34,241
Keep in mind that what you have
is something real.
287
00:24:34,308 --> 00:24:39,008
Do you think you could make
some guttural sounds?
288
00:24:39,075 --> 00:24:45,305
- Seriously?
- It's the mating calls
for the men, you know...
289
00:24:45,375 --> 00:24:49,535
OK. Make some guttural sounds.
290
00:24:53,308 --> 00:24:55,478
Keep doing it!
291
00:24:56,941 --> 00:24:58,281
OK, go close on their eyes.
292
00:24:59,241 --> 00:25:00,881
It's good, man.
293
00:25:11,408 --> 00:25:12,708
My God!
294
00:25:19,741 --> 00:25:25,511
You're so cute...
Hold on a second.
295
00:25:25,575 --> 00:25:27,975
Sorry, I just wanted to check...
296
00:25:28,041 --> 00:25:31,241
- The pool will be cleaned
next week, right?- .
297
00:25:31,308 --> 00:25:34,778
- The deer is gone, right?
- I think so.
298
00:25:34,841 --> 00:25:39,011
I just had a call from...
Wait, Tobbe!
299
00:25:39,075 --> 00:25:45,205
I just had a call
from some neighbor
who saw vans and people there.
300
00:25:45,275 --> 00:25:50,075
- Weird, right?
Do you know anything?
- No.
301
00:25:50,141 --> 00:25:51,981
- No?
- No, I don't.
302
00:25:52,041 --> 00:25:55,481
Right. Anyway, I'm off to lunch.
303
00:25:55,541 --> 00:25:57,881
Look how fat I am!
Makes me want to puke.
304
00:25:57,941 --> 00:26:00,181
I'm taking a spin class.
Do you want to join?
305
00:26:00,241 --> 00:26:01,611
No.
306
00:26:01,675 --> 00:26:07,375
This fat needs to go.
Tobbe, just grab a salad.
307
00:26:22,475 --> 00:26:24,575
We're waiting
for the leaves to fall.
308
00:26:28,641 --> 00:26:31,441
Yeah. Just be patient.
309
00:26:33,208 --> 00:26:35,678
- Or what?
- Look at the birds.
310
00:26:41,341 --> 00:26:44,311
Georgina, listen.
311
00:26:44,375 --> 00:26:49,775
I know that you got some
problems with me as a director.
I know that.
312
00:26:49,841 --> 00:26:55,081
But actually you have to talk
with Vinny; Vinny was the one
who hired me in the first place.
313
00:26:55,141 --> 00:27:00,811
Look, I know we've got some
different views on eroticism,
you and me.
314
00:27:00,875 --> 00:27:03,875
Different, yeah.
315
00:27:03,941 --> 00:27:06,881
A pool full of gorgeous girls
who haven't seen a man in years
316
00:27:06,941 --> 00:27:11,241
and what do you want to shoot?
A leaf falling from a branch.
317
00:27:11,308 --> 00:27:17,178
Two hours. What did you call it?
The loneliness of God.
318
00:27:17,241 --> 00:27:18,981
Jesus Christ.
319
00:27:19,041 --> 00:27:22,081
Tell me something,
where's the fucking?
320
00:27:24,308 --> 00:27:26,778
- We got the girls!
- No, you shot the girls
321
00:27:26,841 --> 00:27:30,111
paddling around like goldfish.
322
00:27:30,175 --> 00:27:33,175
This isn't Animal Planet.
It's porn.
323
00:27:33,241 --> 00:27:36,811
And we don't have a single frame
of that to take with us
to the editing room.
324
00:27:36,875 --> 00:27:40,575
They meet the men later
on the raft! You know?
325
00:27:40,641 --> 00:27:43,381
We can do that in the studio,
Georgina.
326
00:27:43,441 --> 00:27:48,581
Look, I know your friend Vince
brought you here
327
00:27:48,641 --> 00:27:52,881
to elevate the quality,
and that's all fine and well.
328
00:27:55,341 --> 00:27:59,041
You're not a dick- and- pussy
director, are you, Karsten?
329
00:28:01,441 --> 00:28:03,881
No. No, I'm not.
330
00:28:06,175 --> 00:28:07,705
OK.
331
00:28:09,375 --> 00:28:14,705
But why do we not try to work
together on this one? You know?
332
00:28:14,775 --> 00:28:17,635
I shoot my quality
or whatever you call it and...
333
00:28:19,341 --> 00:28:21,511
and you do the other stuff.
334
00:28:21,575 --> 00:28:26,275
- The fucking?
- Yeah. What do you think
about that?
335
00:28:28,708 --> 00:28:31,278
Well, I don't think
we have much of a choice really.
336
00:28:31,341 --> 00:28:33,341
I mean, we're stuck
in this shit.
337
00:28:33,408 --> 00:28:36,078
We have to work together, man.
OK...
338
00:28:37,275 --> 00:28:38,505
Karsten?
339
00:28:39,775 --> 00:28:40,875
Yes?
340
00:28:40,941 --> 00:28:43,981
- Stop calling me "man."
- Sure. Of course.
341
00:28:44,041 --> 00:28:45,281
Yeah.
342
00:29:38,408 --> 00:29:40,078
Let's go.
343
00:29:48,108 --> 00:29:53,778
Hold this. I left my
e- cigarette. I'll be right back.
344
00:29:54,808 --> 00:29:57,238
Ai- yai- yai...
345
00:29:57,308 --> 00:29:59,878
Well, a man's got to have
his smokes.
346
00:30:03,275 --> 00:30:04,805
Sorry, guys.
347
00:31:02,075 --> 00:31:03,305
Hello?
348
00:31:05,208 --> 00:31:07,308
Hello?
349
00:31:38,008 --> 00:31:40,278
OK...
350
00:32:02,508 --> 00:32:04,908
Honk!
351
00:33:44,208 --> 00:33:45,778
No, it's fine.
352
00:33:47,075 --> 00:33:49,705
There's no one here.
353
00:33:49,775 --> 00:33:53,135
Yeah, so everything is fine.
354
00:33:53,208 --> 00:33:55,708
Yeah.
355
00:33:55,775 --> 00:33:57,735
OK.
356
00:33:57,808 --> 00:34:02,978
Yes, absolutely.
Give me some more dick pics.
357
00:34:03,041 --> 00:34:05,341
Just send them to me.
358
00:34:08,141 --> 00:34:12,641
Yeah, it's huge. I like it.
359
00:34:14,341 --> 00:34:17,981
OK. Talk to you later.
Yeah.26916
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