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Okay. 2 00:00:29,867 --> 00:00:32,103 Wishing and hoping 3 00:00:32,103 --> 00:00:34,705 And thinking and praying 4 00:00:34,705 --> 00:00:36,774 Planning and dreaming 5 00:00:36,774 --> 00:00:40,277 Each night of his charms 6 00:00:40,277 --> 00:00:45,282 That won't get you into his arms 7 00:00:45,282 --> 00:00:48,319 So if you're looking to find love 8 00:00:48,319 --> 00:00:53,457 That you can share 9 00:00:53,457 --> 00:00:55,059 All you've got to do 10 00:00:55,059 --> 00:00:57,294 Is hold him and kiss him 11 00:00:57,294 --> 00:01:01,731 And love him and show him that you care 12 00:01:02,800 --> 00:01:07,872 Show him that you care just for him 13 00:01:07,872 --> 00:01:11,976 Do the things that he likes to do 14 00:01:11,976 --> 00:01:16,913 Wear your hair just for him 15 00:01:18,282 --> 00:01:20,951 'Cause you won't get him 16 00:01:20,951 --> 00:01:24,421 Thinking and praying Wishing and hoping 17 00:01:24,421 --> 00:01:27,158 Just wishing and hoping 18 00:01:27,158 --> 00:01:29,660 And thinking and praying 19 00:01:29,660 --> 00:01:35,166 Planning and dreaming his kisses will start 20 00:01:35,166 --> 00:01:39,102 That won't get you into his heart 21 00:01:40,304 --> 00:01:43,507 So if you're thinking of how great 22 00:01:43,507 --> 00:01:47,637 True love is 23 00:01:52,183 --> 00:01:54,518 And squeeze him and love him 24 00:01:54,518 --> 00:01:58,189 Just do it and after you do 25 00:01:58,189 --> 00:02:01,124 You will be his 26 00:03:24,608 --> 00:03:28,779 Two and two, menu ! Brian, 22, immediately! 27 00:03:28,779 --> 00:03:30,447 Guillermo! 28 00:03:30,447 --> 00:03:32,783 Two pigeons! Right away! 29 00:03:32,783 --> 00:03:35,149 ''V. I.P.'' Very important table right here! 30 00:03:42,493 --> 00:03:43,482 Give me two grain! 31 00:03:44,795 --> 00:03:47,898 - I'll take that polenta! - All right, Chef. 32 00:03:47,898 --> 00:03:49,900 - This is the one I'm waiting for! - Yes, sir. 33 00:03:49,900 --> 00:03:53,737 I need that special meat now. Pastry, get ready. It's coming at you. 34 00:03:53,737 --> 00:03:56,473 I will kill your family it you don't get this right. I need this perfect. 35 00:03:56,473 --> 00:03:57,497 Yes, sir. 36 00:04:15,993 --> 00:04:18,495 I'm writing it up as... 37 00:04:18,495 --> 00:04:20,831 inventive and... 38 00:04:20,831 --> 00:04:22,264 confident. 39 00:04:27,438 --> 00:04:31,932 - Did the chap from Newsday ever call? - I'll check my machine. 40 00:04:33,177 --> 00:04:36,013 Is this a real interview or some cute guy... 41 00:04:36,013 --> 00:04:38,015 - you're setting me up with? - Please, Julianne. 42 00:04:38,015 --> 00:04:40,851 I don't send you men anymore. You have no idea what to do with them. 43 00:04:40,851 --> 00:04:45,189 it�s Michael. Jules, it must be months, huh? 44 00:04:45,189 --> 00:04:51,028 l can't wait to talk to you. I'm in Chicago at the Drake Hotel. 45 00:04:51,028 --> 00:04:55,032 Call me. 4:00 in the morning, whatever. We gotta talk. Bye. 46 00:04:55,032 --> 00:04:59,203 - Who called? Man of the moment? - No, the opposite. 47 00:04:59,203 --> 00:05:03,140 It's my Michael. Michael O'Neal. Sounds desperate to talk to me. 48 00:05:03,140 --> 00:05:06,677 The wandering sportswriter. Remind me about that one. 49 00:05:06,677 --> 00:05:08,178 Sophomore year at Brown... 50 00:05:08,178 --> 00:05:11,882 we had this one hot month. 51 00:05:11,882 --> 00:05:15,886 But you know me. I got restless. 52 00:05:15,886 --> 00:05:19,556 So I get up the nerve to break his heart... 53 00:05:19,556 --> 00:05:21,547 and he gives me this look. 54 00:05:22,926 --> 00:05:25,229 Then he said, ''The thing that makes me want to cry is... 55 00:05:25,229 --> 00:05:28,565 I'm losing the best friend I ever had.'' 56 00:05:28,565 --> 00:05:32,403 At that moment, I knew I tell the same way. 57 00:05:32,403 --> 00:05:36,407 So I cried for maybe the third time in my entire life... 58 00:05:36,407 --> 00:05:38,075 kissed him... 59 00:05:38,075 --> 00:05:40,839 and we've been best friends ever since. 60 00:05:42,079 --> 00:05:44,343 We've seen each other through everything: 61 00:05:46,250 --> 00:05:48,252 losing jobs... 62 00:05:48,252 --> 00:05:50,754 losing parents, losing lovers. 63 00:05:50,754 --> 00:05:53,690 We've traveled all over. 64 00:05:53,690 --> 00:05:56,427 The best times of my life, maybe. 65 00:05:56,427 --> 00:06:00,597 Drinking and talking, even if it's just over the phone. 66 00:06:00,597 --> 00:06:04,034 Go on. This is so moving. Kindred spirits? 67 00:06:04,034 --> 00:06:07,697 He's nothing Like me. He's Like you actually, only straight. 68 00:06:09,006 --> 00:06:12,576 I remember this one night in Tucson six years ago. 69 00:06:12,576 --> 00:06:15,612 He takes a razor out of this little shaving kit... 70 00:06:15,612 --> 00:06:18,615 cuts his finger, takes my hand, does the same to me. 71 00:06:18,615 --> 00:06:21,952 - I'm gonna be sick. - He says, ''Swear when we're 28... 72 00:06:21,952 --> 00:06:24,922 if we've never married, we marry each other.'' 73 00:06:24,922 --> 00:06:27,658 We never talked about it again. 74 00:06:27,658 --> 00:06:31,462 I don't know what made me think of that. 75 00:06:31,462 --> 00:06:34,659 You're about to be 28 in three weeks, right? 76 00:06:35,799 --> 00:06:40,003 - How old is he? - You think? 77 00:06:40,003 --> 00:06:42,801 Desperate to talk. 78 00:06:51,315 --> 00:06:52,748 Cheers. 79 00:06:55,352 --> 00:06:58,287 ''Digital Answering System'' ''Play'' 80 00:07:04,795 --> 00:07:06,262 ''Red'' 81 00:07:14,004 --> 00:07:17,508 - Good evening. The Drake Hotel. - I'm calling for Michael O'Neal... 82 00:07:17,508 --> 00:07:20,602 - but since it's so late-- - One moment, please. 83 00:07:23,013 --> 00:07:24,446 Hello? 84 00:07:26,683 --> 00:07:29,853 You've been enrolled in the Obscene caller of the Month Club. 85 00:07:29,853 --> 00:07:32,856 Hey, beautiful. it�s so great to hear your voice. 86 00:07:32,856 --> 00:07:36,193 l miss you. I've been calling you for over a month. 87 00:07:36,193 --> 00:07:38,028 I've been on a book tour. 88 00:07:38,028 --> 00:07:41,198 - I figured you were out of town. - My machine eats all my messages. 89 00:07:41,198 --> 00:07:43,534 Or you're just averaging 30 days to return a call. 90 00:07:43,534 --> 00:07:48,372 - it�s less when it's you. - I have to ask you something important. 91 00:07:48,372 --> 00:07:50,374 lf you turn me down, l don't know what I'll do. 92 00:07:50,374 --> 00:07:54,470 It I could just tell you one thing first. 93 00:07:56,380 --> 00:07:59,550 This is probably going to hand you... 94 00:07:59,550 --> 00:08:02,553 the biggest laugh of your adult life... 95 00:08:02,553 --> 00:08:05,389 but I was thinking about you, and I was remembering... 96 00:08:05,389 --> 00:08:10,394 this unbelievably insane night we spent in Tucson... 97 00:08:10,394 --> 00:08:13,230 like a thousand years ago. 98 00:08:13,230 --> 00:08:15,566 - You probably won't remember this-- - Are you kidding? 99 00:08:15,566 --> 00:08:18,569 l think about that night all the time. 100 00:08:18,569 --> 00:08:20,571 You do? 101 00:08:20,571 --> 00:08:23,907 But it's not why I called. 102 00:08:23,907 --> 00:08:25,409 It's not. 103 00:08:25,409 --> 00:08:28,503 l called because I met someone. 104 00:08:30,914 --> 00:08:32,583 That's great. 105 00:08:32,583 --> 00:08:37,754 You haven't really seen anybody since that dingbat Jenny Lee, have you? 106 00:08:37,754 --> 00:08:39,423 You don't understand. 107 00:08:39,423 --> 00:08:42,426 I've never felt this way about anybody. 108 00:08:42,426 --> 00:08:46,263 - She's all wrong for me. - That's a good start. 109 00:08:46,263 --> 00:08:48,432 She's a junior at the University of Chicago. 110 00:08:48,432 --> 00:08:51,602 She's 20. Her name's Kim. You're gonna love her. She's beautiful. 111 00:08:51,602 --> 00:08:55,439 Her dad is this billionaire. He owns the White Sox and some cable empire. 112 00:08:55,439 --> 00:08:58,108 I've always been uncomfortable around rich people. 113 00:08:58,108 --> 00:09:01,778 - Sure. - But they're not like that. 114 00:09:01,778 --> 00:09:06,283 They're such wonderful people. Salt of the earth. 115 00:09:06,283 --> 00:09:08,547 So you've met her parents? 116 00:09:10,454 --> 00:09:13,787 Jules, we're getting married this Sunday. 117 00:09:15,792 --> 00:09:18,226 - Hello? - Michael-- 118 00:09:20,297 --> 00:09:22,466 It's Wednesday night. 119 00:09:22,466 --> 00:09:24,635 How can you possibly be getting married on Sunday? 120 00:09:24,635 --> 00:09:26,303 Actually, it starts tomorrow. 121 00:09:26,303 --> 00:09:29,306 it�s a four-day wedding with all the traditional events... 122 00:09:29,306 --> 00:09:33,810 and 10 million people flying in from all over the world. 123 00:09:33,810 --> 00:09:37,981 Aren't you working this weekend? Is that responsible? 124 00:09:37,981 --> 00:09:43,487 The Sox are at home and Sports is letting me do a profile on Frank Thomas. 125 00:09:43,487 --> 00:09:45,656 Wait. What do you mean, irresponsible? 126 00:09:45,656 --> 00:09:48,250 Taking off a weekend to get married? 127 00:09:50,160 --> 00:09:52,253 Jules, I'm scared. 128 00:09:53,997 --> 00:09:58,001 - Maybe we should talk about this. - I need you. 129 00:09:58,001 --> 00:10:01,338 lf you can't come and hold my hand, I'll never get through this. 130 00:10:01,338 --> 00:10:03,272 Please come. 131 00:10:05,676 --> 00:10:08,879 l can 't wait for you to meet her. 132 00:10:08,879 --> 00:10:12,849 ''United Airlines'' Listen, Jules. 133 00:10:12,849 --> 00:10:14,851 Let's stop for a drink. You can take a later flight. 134 00:10:14,851 --> 00:10:18,689 I'm a busy girl. I've got four days to break up a wedding... 135 00:10:18,689 --> 00:10:22,793 steal the bride's fellow, and I haven't one clue how to do it. 136 00:10:22,793 --> 00:10:25,529 He adored me for nine goddamn years. 137 00:10:25,529 --> 00:10:29,232 - I can see why. - She has known him for five seconds. 138 00:10:29,232 --> 00:10:32,703 Plus, she's got billions of dollars, and she's apparently perfect. 139 00:10:32,703 --> 00:10:37,140 So don't go feeling all sorry for Miss Preteen Illinois. 140 00:10:39,543 --> 00:10:42,979 l can't lose him, George. I'm going to bring him back. 141 00:10:45,048 --> 00:10:46,216 You give your hand to me 142 00:10:46,216 --> 00:10:49,052 You give your hand to me 143 00:10:49,052 --> 00:10:51,520 And then you say hello 144 00:10:52,589 --> 00:10:55,892 l can hardly speak 145 00:10:55,892 --> 00:10:59,396 My heart is beating so 146 00:10:59,396 --> 00:11:03,066 And anyone can tell 147 00:11:03,066 --> 00:11:06,236 You think you know me well 148 00:11:06,236 --> 00:11:09,603 But you don't know me 149 00:11:12,409 --> 00:11:16,580 No, you don't know the one 150 00:11:16,580 --> 00:11:20,250 Who dreams of you at night 151 00:11:20,250 --> 00:11:23,587 Wants to kiss your lips 152 00:11:23,587 --> 00:11:26,590 Wants to hold you tight 153 00:11:26,590 --> 00:11:29,926 l am just a friend 154 00:11:29,926 --> 00:11:33,597 That's all I've ever been 155 00:11:33,597 --> 00:11:37,363 - Can you believe I'm gonna do this? - Not hardly. 156 00:11:52,616 --> 00:11:55,719 This just makes everything so perfect. 157 00:11:55,719 --> 00:12:00,247 Since I've met Michael, all I've heard is ''Julianne this'' and ''Julianne that.'' 158 00:12:01,124 --> 00:12:03,092 I've never had a sister. 159 00:12:11,134 --> 00:12:13,570 I have this monstrous favor to ask you. 160 00:12:13,570 --> 00:12:15,305 - Excuse me? - My best friend... 161 00:12:15,305 --> 00:12:20,811 shattered her pelvis line dancing in Abilene over spring break. 162 00:12:20,811 --> 00:12:23,279 - Be my maid of honor? - What? 163 00:12:24,815 --> 00:12:29,619 Shouldn't you promote a bridesmaid or someone you've known longer? 164 00:12:29,619 --> 00:12:33,156 My bridesmaids are my only two female relatives under the age of 40... 165 00:12:33,156 --> 00:12:37,160 debutante sisters from Nashville who are basically vengeful sluts. 166 00:12:37,160 --> 00:12:38,457 My exit! 167 00:12:41,364 --> 00:12:43,934 I have tour days to make you my new best friend. 168 00:12:43,934 --> 00:12:46,994 It's time for you to force yourself to get personal. 169 00:13:01,017 --> 00:13:03,687 - Do you like the color? - I think it's beautiful. 170 00:13:03,687 --> 00:13:05,689 - Isn't that perfect for her? - absolutely. 171 00:13:05,689 --> 00:13:08,692 This is going to be tighter. You don't want those things to fall out. 172 00:13:08,692 --> 00:13:11,895 - It's beautiful. - I'm not hurting you. 173 00:13:11,895 --> 00:13:16,800 I don't want her to trip, so I'll take this up a tiny bit. 174 00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:19,166 Would you rather the daffodil? 175 00:13:21,238 --> 00:13:25,041 I thought the bridesmaids all wore the same dress. 176 00:13:25,041 --> 00:13:29,068 Not you. You wouldn't be comfortable unless you were distinctive. 177 00:13:31,715 --> 00:13:34,017 What else did he tell you? 178 00:13:34,017 --> 00:13:37,053 You hate weddings. You never go. 179 00:13:37,053 --> 00:13:39,556 You're not up for anything conventional... 180 00:13:39,556 --> 00:13:43,492 or anything that's assumed to be a female priority... 181 00:13:44,728 --> 00:13:49,065 including marriage or romance or even-- 182 00:13:49,065 --> 00:13:50,657 Love? 183 00:13:52,569 --> 00:13:55,405 Michael and I were a wrong tip right from the start. 184 00:13:55,405 --> 00:13:58,074 He said that too. 185 00:13:58,074 --> 00:14:02,412 I thought I was like you, and proud to be... 186 00:14:02,412 --> 00:14:05,615 until I met rumpled, smelly, old Michael. 187 00:14:05,615 --> 00:14:08,084 Then I found I was just a sentimental schmuck... 188 00:14:08,084 --> 00:14:11,755 like all those flighty nitwits I'd always pitied. 189 00:14:11,755 --> 00:14:13,746 It's funny, huh? 190 00:14:15,091 --> 00:14:17,685 l need a cigarette. 191 00:14:26,436 --> 00:14:28,438 George, how do you think I feel? 192 00:14:28,438 --> 00:14:31,107 all she does is talk about her and Michael's future. 193 00:14:31,107 --> 00:14:36,079 - She's just so dreamy. - Jules, pull yourself together. 194 00:14:36,079 --> 00:14:38,309 I don't know if I can do it. 195 00:14:40,216 --> 00:14:42,786 You want me to turn around or something? 196 00:14:42,786 --> 00:14:46,552 Not the person I was expecting. 197 00:14:49,592 --> 00:14:52,220 I've seen you a lot more naked than that. 198 00:14:54,464 --> 00:14:58,901 Things are different now. 199 00:15:02,639 --> 00:15:04,573 I guess so. 200 00:15:09,512 --> 00:15:12,649 You look really good... 201 00:15:12,649 --> 00:15:14,947 without your clothes on. 202 00:15:25,829 --> 00:15:27,262 She's toast. 203 00:15:29,332 --> 00:15:31,425 ''Caution 2-Way Traffic'' ''Exit'' 204 00:15:36,172 --> 00:15:38,842 - Where is the honeymoon exactly? - It depends. 205 00:15:38,842 --> 00:15:42,345 If San Antonio sweeps Sacramento, we could start there. ''Chicago Hilton And Towers'' 206 00:15:42,345 --> 00:15:44,848 Or Phoenix. Or depending on the Indiana-Cleveland game-- 207 00:15:44,848 --> 00:15:46,516 Garden spots, all. 208 00:15:46,516 --> 00:15:49,686 A swing of maybe 40 degrees Fahrenheit represents a packing challenge... 209 00:15:49,686 --> 00:15:53,523 but there's tine food and cocktails at a choice of Embassy Suites. 210 00:15:53,523 --> 00:15:57,660 it�s his career. I'm supportive. I've been everywhere. 211 00:15:57,660 --> 00:16:01,798 I want to be with the man I love. That's what makes it a honeymoon. 212 00:16:01,798 --> 00:16:07,771 He's lucky. One woman in a billion could put up with his shit. 213 00:16:07,771 --> 00:16:11,007 The guy's a one-man festival of idiosyncratic-- 214 00:16:11,007 --> 00:16:13,676 You've been introduced to the symphonic range-- 215 00:16:13,676 --> 00:16:16,880 Of his snoring? He says it's worse than ever. 216 00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:19,178 You know that snarfle one? 217 00:16:21,885 --> 00:16:25,981 Now it's got this phlegm-rattling thing happening behind it. 218 00:16:33,563 --> 00:16:35,065 Earplugs work. 219 00:16:35,065 --> 00:16:38,268 - What about-- - Cigars in bed? I broke him of that. 220 00:16:38,268 --> 00:16:41,204 The bathroom's a swamp. He wears Reeboks to dinner. 221 00:16:41,204 --> 00:16:45,008 He likes action movies. He reads over my Shoulder. 222 00:16:45,008 --> 00:16:46,943 He loves karaoke bars... 223 00:16:46,943 --> 00:16:49,245 - and I can't carry a tune. - Really? 224 00:16:49,245 --> 00:16:51,748 He sucks soup through his front teeth. 225 00:16:51,748 --> 00:16:55,081 That's a trademark move. Don't touch that one. 226 00:16:56,920 --> 00:16:59,354 But he sure can kiss. 227 00:17:01,591 --> 00:17:05,186 It's been a while. I'm just gonna take your word on that. 228 00:17:10,767 --> 00:17:15,105 After two weeks of cataloging all his faults... 229 00:17:15,105 --> 00:17:18,040 I made a command decision that changed my life. 230 00:17:23,113 --> 00:17:24,647 I threw the list away. 231 00:17:24,647 --> 00:17:26,983 He's not a balance sheet. He's Michael. 232 00:17:26,983 --> 00:17:29,085 Loving him means loving all of him. 233 00:17:29,085 --> 00:17:30,887 Do you get nervous in confined spaces? 234 00:17:30,887 --> 00:17:32,956 It's sweet of you to want to be protective... 235 00:17:32,956 --> 00:17:36,759 but nothing ever could give me one moment's pause about this marriage. 236 00:17:36,759 --> 00:17:40,991 - Do you become hysterical in confined-- - Except one. 237 00:17:42,132 --> 00:17:44,434 You. You're always in his mind.... 238 00:17:44,434 --> 00:17:46,769 this perfect creature he loved for years. 239 00:17:46,769 --> 00:17:49,806 perfection can get wearing after awhile. 240 00:17:49,806 --> 00:17:52,642 I'm not kidding. I had to face up to my competitive drives. 241 00:17:52,642 --> 00:17:54,978 believe me, I've got them. 242 00:17:54,978 --> 00:17:58,314 Am I gonna be jealous of you for the rest of my life? 243 00:17:58,314 --> 00:18:00,450 - Our paths will keep crossing. - Space. of course. 244 00:18:00,450 --> 00:18:01,985 - He'll always talk about you. - It's only natural. 245 00:18:01,985 --> 00:18:05,155 The answer was so simple. 246 00:18:05,155 --> 00:18:08,158 I was gonna predict that. 247 00:18:08,158 --> 00:18:09,591 You win. 248 00:18:12,428 --> 00:18:13,861 I've missed a step. 249 00:18:14,998 --> 00:18:18,001 He's got you on a pedestal... 250 00:18:18,001 --> 00:18:19,969 and me in his arms. 251 00:18:27,844 --> 00:18:31,881 My God, it's the bride and the woman she'll never live up to. 252 00:18:31,881 --> 00:18:34,684 - Are you okay, honey? - That would be us. 253 00:18:34,684 --> 00:18:37,353 Did she say the wrong thing again? That is so in character. 254 00:18:37,353 --> 00:18:39,522 - I'm Julianne Potter. - We'd be the vengeful sluts. 255 00:18:39,522 --> 00:18:43,693 - You can just call us eager. - Have you sized up the groomsmen? 256 00:18:43,693 --> 00:18:47,697 - As maid of honor, you get first pick. - Don't pick the short, hairy, tat one. 257 00:18:47,697 --> 00:18:50,200 - He's mine. - Kimmy's a virgin. 258 00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:52,635 Is this Michael's Julianne? 259 00:18:52,635 --> 00:18:55,205 I'm Isabelle Wallace. 260 00:18:55,205 --> 00:18:58,003 My handsome new son scarcely did you justice. 261 00:18:59,242 --> 00:19:02,712 My husband says to scoot you to the ballpark... 262 00:19:02,712 --> 00:19:04,814 so you can hang with Michael. 263 00:19:04,814 --> 00:19:07,884 But first you have to meet a lot of really old women. 264 00:19:07,884 --> 00:19:11,149 That is, it you've absorbed enough profanity. 265 00:19:25,201 --> 00:19:26,703 Who ordered a beer? 266 00:19:26,703 --> 00:19:31,541 - Let me help you with that. - You unwittingly imply I'm clumsy. 267 00:19:31,541 --> 00:19:34,244 Sorry. I was confusing you with somebody I used to know. 268 00:19:34,244 --> 00:19:37,380 Julianne Potter, this is Hank and Eric from Sport magazine. 269 00:19:37,380 --> 00:19:39,382 - Nice to meet you. - They kindly gave me a job. 270 00:19:39,382 --> 00:19:42,018 - Hi, there. - How do you do? 271 00:19:42,018 --> 00:19:45,288 And this is Walter, my father-in-Law. 272 00:19:45,288 --> 00:19:47,757 Future father-in-Law. ''Comiskey'' 273 00:19:47,757 --> 00:19:49,259 Thank you. 274 00:19:49,259 --> 00:19:51,887 If he gives you any grief, come see me. 275 00:19:53,463 --> 00:19:57,267 - And this guy you know. - Papa Joe. 276 00:19:57,267 --> 00:20:02,772 I told him to make you best man, but he had to go with his baby brother. 277 00:20:02,772 --> 00:20:05,441 Best-looking guy in any room. 278 00:20:05,441 --> 00:20:08,378 - Great to see you. - That will do. 279 00:20:08,378 --> 00:20:11,614 - Scotty, that will do. - Sorry. 280 00:20:11,614 --> 00:20:14,284 Remember, it is the duty of the best man... 281 00:20:14,284 --> 00:20:17,587 to dance with the maid of honor. 282 00:20:17,587 --> 00:20:20,123 Dance? You can't dance. 283 00:20:20,123 --> 00:20:25,060 - When did you Learn to dance? - I've got moves you've never seen. 284 00:20:26,496 --> 00:20:28,327 You're an impostor. 285 00:20:29,966 --> 00:20:32,302 What did you do with my best friend? 286 00:20:32,302 --> 00:20:35,805 ''Chicago Tribune" I'm still your best friend. 287 00:20:35,805 --> 00:20:38,467 You just haven't seen me for awhile. 288 00:20:42,979 --> 00:20:47,417 Some people might find that kind of perfection boring... 289 00:20:47,417 --> 00:20:50,653 - day after day, year after year. - That's what I thought at first. 290 00:20:50,653 --> 00:20:52,822 How can you like someone that perfect? 291 00:20:52,822 --> 00:20:56,492 No potential for long-range Likeability. 292 00:20:56,492 --> 00:21:00,330 But then, she does have a few good traits. 293 00:21:00,330 --> 00:21:01,831 - All right. - Such as? 294 00:21:01,831 --> 00:21:04,133 They got him. 295 00:21:04,133 --> 00:21:06,669 When I hug her, even in public... 296 00:21:06,669 --> 00:21:09,505 I don't have to let go right away. 297 00:21:09,505 --> 00:21:12,008 She lets me hold her as long as I want. 298 00:21:12,008 --> 00:21:16,012 - Batting second, the shortstop-- - What? 299 00:21:16,012 --> 00:21:19,182 - Nothing. - I forgot. 300 00:21:19,182 --> 00:21:21,884 You and that yucky love stuff. 301 00:21:21,884 --> 00:21:24,020 You always get like that when it gets sentimental. 302 00:21:24,020 --> 00:21:26,215 I do not. 303 00:21:27,890 --> 00:21:30,827 When we were-- When you and I were-- 304 00:21:30,827 --> 00:21:32,954 - When we were-- - Together? 305 00:21:37,233 --> 00:21:39,135 Did I, when-- 306 00:21:39,135 --> 00:21:43,172 - Yes. - Yes, what? 307 00:21:43,172 --> 00:21:46,232 You pulled away when I tried to hug you in public. 308 00:21:51,681 --> 00:21:54,283 I've changed. 309 00:21:54,283 --> 00:21:56,808 I mean, I'm not the girl that I once was. 310 00:21:58,154 --> 00:21:59,756 Really? 311 00:21:59,756 --> 00:22:02,691 Any relationship over two weeks I should know about? 312 00:22:03,626 --> 00:22:06,026 This is not about longevity. 313 00:22:07,363 --> 00:22:09,932 This is about... 314 00:22:09,932 --> 00:22:12,335 being comfortable... 315 00:22:12,335 --> 00:22:14,326 with the yucky love stuff. 316 00:22:17,673 --> 00:22:19,275 all right. 317 00:22:19,275 --> 00:22:21,766 And I am. 318 00:22:24,547 --> 00:22:28,251 And it's wisdom born of pain 319 00:22:28,251 --> 00:22:30,753 Yes, I've paid the price 320 00:22:30,753 --> 00:22:33,689 But look how much I've gained 321 00:22:33,689 --> 00:22:35,925 - If I have to - Karaoke! 322 00:22:35,925 --> 00:22:37,760 - I can do anything - Where did you find this place? 323 00:22:37,760 --> 00:22:40,263 The doorman told me. And you are singing the song. 324 00:22:40,263 --> 00:22:44,767 l am strong l am invincible 325 00:22:44,767 --> 00:22:48,362 l am woman 326 00:22:54,444 --> 00:22:56,378 I didn't realize this was a karaoke bar. 327 00:22:57,447 --> 00:22:59,749 This is so great. My two best girls. 328 00:22:59,749 --> 00:23:02,952 - You folks thirsty? - Margarita. 329 00:23:02,952 --> 00:23:04,787 - Blended, no salt. - She wants it straight up. 330 00:23:04,787 --> 00:23:06,456 - You? - Amstel Light. 331 00:23:06,456 --> 00:23:08,458 Two words for you. 332 00:23:08,458 --> 00:23:10,560 Margarita. 333 00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:12,221 Vespa. 334 00:23:13,796 --> 00:23:15,229 Florence. 335 00:23:16,966 --> 00:23:18,968 Me hanging on in the rain. 336 00:23:18,968 --> 00:23:21,937 - I love Florence. - And the guy with the thing. 337 00:23:24,173 --> 00:23:25,675 Where was my pass? 338 00:23:25,675 --> 00:23:28,644 - ''No, the pier is for fishing!'' - ''French kissing?'' 339 00:23:28,644 --> 00:23:32,080 - ''Fishing!'' - I've always loved Florence. 340 00:23:33,649 --> 00:23:38,086 You Should take her there. She's perky. She deserves a honeymoon. 341 00:23:40,990 --> 00:23:44,260 ''If San Antonio sweeps Sacramento''? 342 00:23:44,260 --> 00:23:48,162 You're off the road in September, and when does tall quarter start for you? 343 00:23:52,168 --> 00:23:56,298 I'm not coming back senior year. 344 00:23:58,841 --> 00:24:04,380 Don't architects find a degree sort of an asset? 345 00:24:04,380 --> 00:24:08,684 I travel every week. Got college ball, motor sports, training camps. 346 00:24:08,684 --> 00:24:11,687 I think the most important thing is for us to be together. 347 00:24:11,687 --> 00:24:16,559 Say, Pinky, I wanna hear you sing. Come on. 348 00:24:16,559 --> 00:24:18,823 Kimmy hates to sing. She hates it. 349 00:24:22,832 --> 00:24:24,901 all right, folks. Everybody... 350 00:24:24,901 --> 00:24:29,472 my bride-to-be here is about to kick some ass on-- 351 00:24:29,472 --> 00:24:31,741 What? It will be fun. 352 00:24:31,741 --> 00:24:34,410 No, she doesn't want to, Michael. Leave her alone. 353 00:24:34,410 --> 00:24:37,380 Come on. Ladies and gentlemen... 354 00:24:37,380 --> 00:24:41,417 Please give it up for the dazzling vocal stylings... 355 00:24:41,417 --> 00:24:43,749 of Miss Kimberly Wallace! 356 00:24:48,691 --> 00:24:49,817 Come on. 357 00:25:03,372 --> 00:25:09,245 l just don 't know what to do with myself 358 00:25:09,245 --> 00:25:13,716 Don't know just what to do with myself 359 00:25:13,716 --> 00:25:17,887 I'm so used to doing 360 00:25:17,887 --> 00:25:20,256 Everything for you 361 00:25:20,256 --> 00:25:25,928 - You suck! - Planning everything for two 362 00:25:25,928 --> 00:25:29,932 And now that we're through 363 00:25:29,932 --> 00:25:31,734 l just don't know 364 00:25:31,734 --> 00:25:36,539 What to do with my time 365 00:25:36,539 --> 00:25:39,108 I'm so lonesome for you 366 00:25:39,108 --> 00:25:41,243 It's a crime 367 00:25:41,243 --> 00:25:44,906 Going to a movie 368 00:26:13,976 --> 00:26:17,647 lf your new love 369 00:26:17,647 --> 00:26:20,316 Ever turns you down 370 00:26:20,316 --> 00:26:22,451 Come back 371 00:26:22,451 --> 00:26:27,650 I will be around just waiting for you 372 00:26:29,492 --> 00:26:33,588 l just don 't know what to do 373 00:26:34,830 --> 00:26:37,924 Like a summer rose 374 00:26:39,835 --> 00:26:43,271 It needs the sun and the rain 375 00:26:45,508 --> 00:26:50,846 l need your sweet love 376 00:26:50,846 --> 00:26:56,148 l need your sweet love to ease 377 00:26:58,854 --> 00:27:04,622 All the pain 378 00:27:10,866 --> 00:27:13,357 That was just terrible! 379 00:27:22,311 --> 00:27:25,881 ''Steakhouse'' ''Park'' ''Taxi'' - You won't be lonely without us? - Desperately. 380 00:27:25,881 --> 00:27:28,884 - Maybe we don't have to go. - Your grandmother's dinner? 381 00:27:28,884 --> 00:27:32,555 As bride-to-be, she's got you on a technicality. 382 00:27:32,555 --> 00:27:37,893 I'd baby-sit you, but my loyalty is to the bride in her time of need. 383 00:27:37,893 --> 00:27:42,398 - It's not really a time of need. - If you're sure. 384 00:27:42,398 --> 00:27:46,562 - ''Sure''? - I'll stay with Michael it you're sure. 385 00:27:50,072 --> 00:27:52,836 - Call me later? - of course. 386 00:27:56,912 --> 00:27:59,506 - Bye. - Have fun. 387 00:28:11,927 --> 00:28:14,597 Were you pretty shocked when I told you? 388 00:28:14,597 --> 00:28:16,531 Shocked? No. 389 00:28:19,101 --> 00:28:21,270 A little. 390 00:28:21,270 --> 00:28:24,706 A lot. I tell oft the bed. 391 00:28:25,941 --> 00:28:28,811 That explains the thump. 392 00:28:28,811 --> 00:28:31,041 You like her, don't you? 393 00:28:32,948 --> 00:28:36,452 - I do. - That's enthusiastic. 394 00:28:36,452 --> 00:28:39,888 I mean, she's-- She's great. 395 00:28:42,958 --> 00:28:47,129 She seriously can't sing a note. 396 00:28:47,129 --> 00:28:52,101 But to make that kind of sacrifice-- 397 00:28:52,101 --> 00:28:57,173 - What? Leaving school? - all of it. 398 00:28:57,173 --> 00:29:00,810 Putting her career on hold to follow you around in this dumb job... 399 00:29:00,810 --> 00:29:03,646 where you travel 52 weeks a year... 400 00:29:03,646 --> 00:29:07,149 to places like College Station, Texas. 401 00:29:07,149 --> 00:29:11,287 - ''Dumb job''? - It's not a grown-up job. 402 00:29:11,287 --> 00:29:13,856 My job never bothered you before. 403 00:29:13,856 --> 00:29:17,927 It doesn't bother me now, but I'm not Kimmy. 404 00:29:17,927 --> 00:29:23,490 Her father owns the Sox and cable sports. 405 00:29:25,167 --> 00:29:29,171 I'm just surprised it hasn't come up, that's all. 406 00:29:29,171 --> 00:29:30,763 What? 407 00:29:32,508 --> 00:29:34,643 The corner office with a view. 408 00:29:34,643 --> 00:29:37,513 You in a nice blue suit. 409 00:29:37,513 --> 00:29:41,851 Permanent Chicago address, somewhat close to Mom and Dad. 410 00:29:41,851 --> 00:29:43,519 Never. 411 00:29:43,519 --> 00:29:46,181 She would never even think of that. 412 00:29:47,456 --> 00:29:49,390 You don't know her. 413 00:29:58,033 --> 00:30:00,202 - But Michael loves his job. - Sure. 414 00:30:00,202 --> 00:30:03,372 Bad games, bad pay, bad towns, bad flights... 415 00:30:03,372 --> 00:30:05,875 bad hotels, real bad food... 416 00:30:05,875 --> 00:30:08,043 homeless, rootless, lonely... 417 00:30:08,043 --> 00:30:10,379 your copy makes it in one issue out of tour. 418 00:30:10,379 --> 00:30:12,381 What's not to love? 419 00:30:12,381 --> 00:30:16,218 Why would he trade that for running, say, a piece of the public relations... 420 00:30:16,218 --> 00:30:20,055 at a powerful complex conglomerate like your father's? 421 00:30:20,055 --> 00:30:24,355 - That's what my father and I discussed. - I'm not surprised. 422 00:30:26,395 --> 00:30:29,231 So do you think he'd really accept? 423 00:30:29,231 --> 00:30:30,900 Michael? A job like that? 424 00:30:30,900 --> 00:30:34,570 It would be the greatest thing that ever happened to him. 425 00:30:34,570 --> 00:30:37,072 Present company excepted. 426 00:30:37,072 --> 00:30:41,944 This is what we do: We make your dad a coconspirator. 427 00:30:41,944 --> 00:30:43,946 Michael does a favor for Walter. 428 00:30:43,946 --> 00:30:46,582 Walter's reorganizing his public relations... 429 00:30:46,582 --> 00:30:49,084 and needs a brilliant guy that he's close to... 430 00:30:49,084 --> 00:30:51,587 that he can completely trust. 431 00:30:51,587 --> 00:30:54,590 Then you beg. 'Michael, please do this for Daddy. 432 00:30:54,590 --> 00:30:58,082 It's only six months. It would mean so much to me. " 433 00:31:00,162 --> 00:31:04,861 - He'll see right through it. - Only if he wants to. 434 00:31:05,768 --> 00:31:07,269 At the end of six months... 435 00:31:07,269 --> 00:31:10,072 he will be happy... 436 00:31:10,072 --> 00:31:11,874 settled... 437 00:31:11,874 --> 00:31:13,603 successful. 438 00:31:28,290 --> 00:31:29,723 Wow. 439 00:31:30,926 --> 00:31:33,462 You look beautiful. Do you have a date later? 440 00:31:33,462 --> 00:31:34,895 Never can tell. 441 00:31:36,265 --> 00:31:39,826 Just the way you look tonight Remember? 442 00:31:41,470 --> 00:31:44,769 Okay, kid, you're up. 443 00:31:54,650 --> 00:31:57,744 It's really my father who needs the favor. 444 00:32:00,322 --> 00:32:04,827 He's reorganizing some of the divisions of the company. 445 00:32:04,827 --> 00:32:08,194 Public relations is a real problem area for him. 446 00:32:10,666 --> 00:32:14,295 It would only be six months maybe. 447 00:32:16,005 --> 00:32:20,342 - Or three or four. - You knew about this? 448 00:32:20,342 --> 00:32:24,335 I think you ought to Listen to her. it�s her life too. 449 00:32:27,049 --> 00:32:30,052 You gonna tell me that Walter thought this one up? 450 00:32:30,052 --> 00:32:34,189 Why don't you start by being honest one second. 451 00:32:34,189 --> 00:32:36,525 I am being honest. 452 00:32:36,525 --> 00:32:40,029 all of a sudden I'm supposed to drop out of school... 453 00:32:40,029 --> 00:32:42,131 forget my family, forget my career... 454 00:32:42,131 --> 00:32:46,702 - forget the things I had planned? - Forgive me for screwing up your plans. 455 00:32:46,702 --> 00:32:49,538 Glad I heard this before it's too Late. 456 00:32:49,538 --> 00:32:52,808 - What is that supposed to mean? - What am I supposed to do with my life? 457 00:32:52,808 --> 00:32:56,045 I work in a low-paying, zero-respect job... 458 00:32:56,045 --> 00:32:59,173 which, unfortunately, I happen to love. 459 00:33:02,251 --> 00:33:07,222 - It sounds like a great opportunity. - Does it really? 460 00:33:07,222 --> 00:33:10,726 How come you never took some sellout establishment job? 461 00:33:10,726 --> 00:33:13,228 I'll tell you why, because that isn't you. 462 00:33:13,228 --> 00:33:15,898 - And it's not me either. - lf that's the way you feel-- 463 00:33:15,898 --> 00:33:19,701 Damn straight that's how I feel ! Just come out and say it. 464 00:33:19,701 --> 00:33:23,205 My job's not good enough. I'm not good enough. 465 00:33:23,205 --> 00:33:27,505 - I never said that! - Yes, you did. 466 00:33:30,079 --> 00:33:32,047 Great, Kim. 467 00:33:32,047 --> 00:33:36,074 Two days before our wedding, you Lay this on me. I'm supposed to roll over? 468 00:33:39,088 --> 00:33:42,591 Fine. I'm an insensitive. sexist asshole. 469 00:33:42,591 --> 00:33:44,422 You're better oft without me. 470 00:33:45,861 --> 00:33:51,066 You are so right. l was so wrong. 471 00:33:51,066 --> 00:33:54,470 We settled this, and I reneged. That just wasn't fair. 472 00:33:54,470 --> 00:33:59,108 You have to forgive me and forget this happened or I'll just die. 473 00:33:59,108 --> 00:34:00,541 Please. 474 00:34:05,614 --> 00:34:07,479 I'm sorry. 475 00:34:32,641 --> 00:34:35,310 George and Werner are not in. 476 00:34:35,310 --> 00:34:37,646 Brevity is the order of the day. 477 00:34:37,646 --> 00:34:39,948 George, answer this, damn it 478 00:34:39,948 --> 00:34:43,485 I'm in a meltdown here! She double-crossed me! 479 00:34:43,485 --> 00:34:47,823 The little twerp groveled She's so wrong for him. 480 00:34:47,823 --> 00:34:52,661 Michael and I are the same person: self-absorbed and vaguely loveable. 481 00:34:52,661 --> 00:34:55,164 We deserve each other. I'm running out of time. 482 00:34:55,164 --> 00:34:58,967 I'm completely out of sneaky ideas. l have come to the end... 483 00:34:58,967 --> 00:35:00,836 of my rapidly fraying rope! 484 00:35:00,836 --> 00:35:03,430 You have got to think of something! 485 00:35:07,843 --> 00:35:11,438 - Coffee, anyone? - That would be wonderful. 486 00:35:13,515 --> 00:35:17,178 ''The Drake'' 487 00:35:48,483 --> 00:35:51,887 This is very Marcel Marceau. 488 00:35:51,887 --> 00:35:56,558 Now, relax. We don't want your face coming off with it, do we? 489 00:35:56,558 --> 00:35:58,458 What a hideous room. 490 00:35:59,528 --> 00:36:02,827 Death by a mini-bar. How glamorous. 491 00:36:06,568 --> 00:36:09,571 You flew all the way here. You hate to fly. 492 00:36:09,571 --> 00:36:13,709 I have to go back this evening. We have a family thing in the Hamptons. 493 00:36:13,709 --> 00:36:15,643 You're butting in. 494 00:36:16,912 --> 00:36:20,382 What I mean when I say she's annoyingly perfect... 495 00:36:20,382 --> 00:36:23,252 is that there is nothing annoying about her perfection. 496 00:36:23,252 --> 00:36:28,223 It is vulnerable and endearing. And that is annoying as shit. 497 00:36:28,223 --> 00:36:30,225 You like her. 498 00:36:30,225 --> 00:36:32,352 It I didn't have to hate her, I'd adore her. 499 00:36:33,595 --> 00:36:36,331 This is my whole life's happiness. 500 00:36:36,331 --> 00:36:38,265 I have to be ruthless. 501 00:36:39,501 --> 00:36:42,104 He was in love with me every day for nine years. 502 00:36:42,104 --> 00:36:44,106 I can make him happier than she can. 503 00:36:44,106 --> 00:36:46,275 I am breaking her heart in the short run... 504 00:36:46,275 --> 00:36:48,944 but really doing her a gigantic favor. 505 00:36:48,944 --> 00:36:53,711 She would be so miserable tagging along after this insensitive doofus. 506 00:37:02,624 --> 00:37:05,294 Do you really love him... 507 00:37:05,294 --> 00:37:07,462 or is this just about winning? 508 00:37:07,462 --> 00:37:08,895 Seriously. 509 00:37:12,134 --> 00:37:16,805 In the beginning, it was mostly this prior claim. 510 00:37:16,805 --> 00:37:18,898 He belonged to me. 511 00:37:21,310 --> 00:37:25,314 But now, when I'm with him... 512 00:37:25,314 --> 00:37:29,151 he's just so wonderful. 513 00:37:29,151 --> 00:37:33,655 How come I never knew that when I could have had him? 514 00:37:33,655 --> 00:37:37,250 It's amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy. 515 00:37:39,995 --> 00:37:42,331 George, believe me... 516 00:37:42,331 --> 00:37:45,167 if he was feeling what I'm feeling... 517 00:37:45,167 --> 00:37:47,836 then he would know how I feel. 518 00:37:47,836 --> 00:37:50,339 It's horrible. 519 00:37:50,339 --> 00:37:51,931 What? 520 00:37:53,508 --> 00:37:55,942 Just tell him you love him. 521 00:37:58,347 --> 00:38:02,851 tell him you've loved him for nine years... 522 00:38:02,851 --> 00:38:05,445 but you were afraid of love. 523 00:38:06,855 --> 00:38:10,192 Tell him you were afraid of love, afraid of needing. 524 00:38:10,192 --> 00:38:13,028 - Needing what? - To belong to someone. 525 00:38:13,028 --> 00:38:15,197 We all are, sweetheart. 526 00:38:15,197 --> 00:38:17,866 I'm sorry about that. 527 00:38:17,866 --> 00:38:23,438 Tell him this is the worst, cruelest, dumbest moment to do this to him... 528 00:38:23,438 --> 00:38:25,374 but there it is. 529 00:38:25,374 --> 00:38:27,467 He's got to choose. 530 00:38:28,710 --> 00:38:31,880 tell him the actual truth? 531 00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:35,817 Maybe not the actual truth. 532 00:38:35,817 --> 00:38:39,446 Highlights. 533 00:38:45,060 --> 00:38:48,029 Arms at your sides, Please. 534 00:39:00,075 --> 00:39:02,744 - Good morning. - I have to talk to you. 535 00:39:02,744 --> 00:39:06,415 - You don't like the suit? - That's not what I have to talk about. 536 00:39:06,415 --> 00:39:08,679 One thing first. Excuse me. 537 00:39:15,257 --> 00:39:18,760 - Guard this with your life. - What is it? 538 00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:21,263 - The ring. - Why are you giving it to me? 539 00:39:21,263 --> 00:39:24,266 - I don't trust Scotty with it. - I don't think-- 540 00:39:24,266 --> 00:39:26,101 Please. 541 00:39:26,101 --> 00:39:28,603 You're practically the best man anyway. 542 00:39:28,603 --> 00:39:31,697 - Thank you. - Open it. 543 00:39:33,275 --> 00:39:34,742 will she like it? 544 00:39:41,616 --> 00:39:44,553 - What did you want to talk about? - What? 545 00:39:44,553 --> 00:39:46,111 You wanted to talk about something? 546 00:39:51,460 --> 00:39:54,596 We've known each other a long time, right? Twenty years? 547 00:39:54,596 --> 00:39:57,799 Not that long, but a long time. 548 00:39:57,799 --> 00:39:59,801 And in that time... 549 00:39:59,801 --> 00:40:04,329 we've grown close. 550 00:40:05,474 --> 00:40:08,143 Very close. Do you know what I mean? 551 00:40:08,143 --> 00:40:10,771 - I think so. - Good. So do I. 552 00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:14,074 So sometimes-- 553 00:40:16,651 --> 00:40:18,118 could you excuse us? 554 00:40:23,492 --> 00:40:25,026 Sometimes... 555 00:40:25,026 --> 00:40:27,662 people think... 556 00:40:27,662 --> 00:40:30,332 they know how they feel about each other... 557 00:40:30,332 --> 00:40:31,765 but they don't... 558 00:40:33,335 --> 00:40:34,802 until... 559 00:40:36,338 --> 00:40:37,828 until they do. 560 00:40:39,674 --> 00:40:41,107 I have a point. 561 00:40:42,344 --> 00:40:44,946 - Am I getting to it? - Why don't you? 562 00:40:44,946 --> 00:40:48,177 Whatever it is you have to say can't be that big a deal. 563 00:40:52,020 --> 00:40:56,684 ''A big deal'' is a relative term. 564 00:41:10,472 --> 00:41:12,406 Who's that guy? 565 00:41:15,043 --> 00:41:18,246 It's George. I've told you about George. He's my editor. 566 00:41:18,246 --> 00:41:20,510 What's he doing here? You working this weekend? 567 00:41:24,219 --> 00:41:27,814 - He's here to be with me. - Why? 568 00:41:29,224 --> 00:41:34,396 Because he's my friend. He's my good friend. 569 00:41:34,396 --> 00:41:35,988 My best friend these days. 570 00:41:39,568 --> 00:41:41,729 You've been busy. 571 00:41:43,572 --> 00:41:47,872 So all of this has been about George? 572 00:42:08,930 --> 00:42:10,932 I'm speechless. 573 00:42:10,932 --> 00:42:12,934 That's Jules. 574 00:42:12,934 --> 00:42:14,436 - Congratulations. - Congratulations. 575 00:42:14,436 --> 00:42:16,471 What? 576 00:42:16,471 --> 00:42:20,271 I told him, puppy. If we're engaged, we Shouldn't be ashamed of it. 577 00:42:22,410 --> 00:42:26,281 He's racing back to New York. He just came in for a few hours... 578 00:42:26,281 --> 00:42:28,545 to fuck me. 579 00:42:33,455 --> 00:42:35,923 Takes a few hours. 580 00:42:38,793 --> 00:42:40,226 God. 581 00:42:43,131 --> 00:42:45,300 Give me your ring. Give it to me! 582 00:42:45,300 --> 00:42:48,970 When you ask a girl to marry you, you have to give an engagement ring. 583 00:42:48,970 --> 00:42:52,140 I can't believe you're doing this to me. I've come all this way to help you. 584 00:42:52,140 --> 00:42:55,735 - You're insane! - For one day find me irresistible. 585 00:43:04,219 --> 00:43:05,652 Stop it. 586 00:43:09,991 --> 00:43:11,788 Is something wrong? 587 00:43:14,162 --> 00:43:17,766 I guess it's just the way you've always talked about George. 588 00:43:17,766 --> 00:43:21,302 It always seemed... 589 00:43:21,302 --> 00:43:24,005 seemed like-- 590 00:43:24,005 --> 00:43:27,942 - It sounded like George was-- - Gay? 591 00:43:27,942 --> 00:43:29,432 Actually, yes. 592 00:43:31,179 --> 00:43:33,807 Common misconception. 593 00:43:35,517 --> 00:43:37,886 It is. 594 00:43:37,886 --> 00:43:43,381 George likes to pretend that he's gay. 595 00:43:48,863 --> 00:43:50,888 And why would you do that? 596 00:43:52,367 --> 00:43:54,536 I find it attracts women. 597 00:43:54,536 --> 00:43:57,138 Indeed. Worked for me. 598 00:43:57,138 --> 00:43:58,628 Big time. 599 00:44:02,711 --> 00:44:04,872 Right. 600 00:44:10,385 --> 00:44:12,819 Oh, my God. Race you to the altar. 601 00:44:14,055 --> 00:44:16,124 - Underplay. - Got it. 602 00:44:16,124 --> 00:44:18,226 I'm Jules' fiance, George. 603 00:44:18,226 --> 00:44:22,564 Just in town for a quick pre-conjugal visit, it you catch my drift. 604 00:44:22,564 --> 00:44:23,997 I do. 605 00:44:25,233 --> 00:44:27,736 - You're going to humiliate me. - Only if I can. 606 00:44:27,736 --> 00:44:30,371 Just one thing. Stay away from-- 607 00:44:30,371 --> 00:44:32,999 George! Oh, my God! 608 00:44:35,410 --> 00:44:39,748 - I don't know why I'm so carried away. - Me neither. 609 00:44:39,748 --> 00:44:41,181 It's so-- 610 00:44:42,917 --> 00:44:44,919 Against God's plan? 611 00:44:44,919 --> 00:44:47,889 No! It's just wonderful ! 612 00:44:47,889 --> 00:44:50,187 It's so wonderful! 613 00:44:54,262 --> 00:44:55,695 Mom! 614 00:44:59,601 --> 00:45:03,104 - What? - You have to meet George. 615 00:45:03,104 --> 00:45:05,607 You must be Kimmy's little sister. 616 00:45:05,607 --> 00:45:09,210 Julianne's fiance. They're going to be married. 617 00:45:09,210 --> 00:45:11,446 - What's going on? - Julianne's getting married. 618 00:45:11,446 --> 00:45:13,982 - Why didn't you tell us? - There hasn't been time. 619 00:45:13,982 --> 00:45:17,452 I wanted to. I wanted to shout it from the rooftops... 620 00:45:17,452 --> 00:45:21,122 but Jules said, ''No, Pumpkin, no. 621 00:45:21,122 --> 00:45:22,624 This is Kimmy's day. 622 00:45:22,624 --> 00:45:25,058 Let's not take the attention away from Kimmy. 623 00:45:26,127 --> 00:45:28,129 Dear, sweet... 624 00:45:28,129 --> 00:45:30,757 adorable, chocolate-covered Kimmy.'' 625 00:45:31,633 --> 00:45:34,402 Those were her very words. 626 00:45:34,402 --> 00:45:36,404 I think I'm gonna cry. 627 00:45:36,404 --> 00:45:38,306 Me too. 628 00:45:38,306 --> 00:45:41,142 This is so sweet of you to come to our rehearsal. 629 00:45:41,142 --> 00:45:43,278 I insist you stay for lunch. 630 00:45:43,278 --> 00:45:45,246 - No, absolutely-- - Love to. 631 00:45:45,246 --> 00:45:48,917 Love the bag, love the shoes, love everything. Love to. 632 00:45:48,917 --> 00:45:52,910 - Darling, what about your flight? - Canceled. 633 00:45:59,160 --> 00:46:02,997 I can tell you this now, but I was very worried about you. 634 00:46:02,997 --> 00:46:04,666 About me? 635 00:46:04,666 --> 00:46:07,602 All those stories that Michael told me were hilarious... 636 00:46:07,602 --> 00:46:11,639 but all those broken relationships, all those men. 637 00:46:11,639 --> 00:46:14,976 It must have hurt going through so many guys and never finding the right one. 638 00:46:14,976 --> 00:46:18,707 She couldn't sit down for seven years until she met teensy-weensy little me. 639 00:46:19,881 --> 00:46:23,214 And the man of your dreams was always there. 640 00:46:25,687 --> 00:46:28,349 She's talking about me. 641 00:46:29,190 --> 00:46:30,859 Yes, Darling? 642 00:46:30,859 --> 00:46:35,196 - How did you and Julianne meet? - George is my editor. 643 00:46:35,196 --> 00:46:37,532 But, Poopy, we met a long time before that. 644 00:46:37,532 --> 00:46:41,302 Actually, it's a very romantic story. 645 00:46:41,302 --> 00:46:44,372 would you like to tell it, Sweet Pea? 646 00:46:44,372 --> 00:46:46,966 - It's private. - Not anymore. 647 00:46:48,543 --> 00:46:51,713 I first met Julianne... 648 00:46:51,713 --> 00:46:53,977 in a mental institution. 649 00:46:55,383 --> 00:46:57,719 Julianne was there visiting some French chef... 650 00:46:57,719 --> 00:46:59,888 she'd sent insane with a bad review... 651 00:46:59,888 --> 00:47:02,356 and I was there visiting Dionne Warwick. 652 00:47:03,858 --> 00:47:06,261 He thought he was Dionne Warwick. 653 00:47:06,261 --> 00:47:10,431 - Who is Dionne Warwick? - Sacrilege, darling. 654 00:47:10,431 --> 00:47:12,100 She's Whitney Houston's aunt. 655 00:47:12,100 --> 00:47:14,402 She's very good on the Psychic Friends Network. 656 00:47:14,402 --> 00:47:19,271 - Isn't she? - Do you know the way to San Jose 657 00:47:25,413 --> 00:47:28,583 There I was with Dionne. His real name, by the way, is Jerry. 658 00:47:28,583 --> 00:47:32,086 We were having a sing-along, then suddenly... 659 00:47:32,086 --> 00:47:35,924 breezing through the doors from the shock therapy room... 660 00:47:35,924 --> 00:47:37,592 I saw her. 661 00:47:37,592 --> 00:47:40,220 A vision in pink. 662 00:47:42,430 --> 00:47:45,099 - You don't wear pink. - She does. 663 00:47:45,099 --> 00:47:47,602 Sometimes she does wear pink. 664 00:47:47,602 --> 00:47:50,371 - You do. - I do. 665 00:47:50,371 --> 00:47:52,640 l said to Dionne... 666 00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:56,077 ''Dionne, who is this vision? 667 00:47:56,077 --> 00:47:59,948 Surely, she must be the understudy to some fabulous Broadway star. 668 00:47:59,948 --> 00:48:02,450 Look at her skin. Who does her hair?'' 669 00:48:02,450 --> 00:48:05,353 - In that moment, I knew. - We don't all need to know-- 670 00:48:05,353 --> 00:48:06,786 We do! 671 00:48:10,458 --> 00:48:14,128 - I'm very curious. - They do. 672 00:48:14,128 --> 00:48:16,631 I knew... 673 00:48:16,631 --> 00:48:19,300 that someday we'd end up like this: 674 00:48:19,300 --> 00:48:22,136 like some glittering... 675 00:48:22,136 --> 00:48:25,936 Doris Day-Rock Hudson extravaganza. 676 00:48:27,575 --> 00:48:29,077 l said to Dionne... 677 00:48:29,077 --> 00:48:32,480 ''Dionne, I'm in love. 678 00:48:32,480 --> 00:48:35,316 Could this siren love me? 679 00:48:35,316 --> 00:48:38,152 Are the gods that kind?'' 680 00:48:38,152 --> 00:48:43,590 And Dionne turned to me, opened her lovely eyes and said... 681 00:48:50,198 --> 00:48:51,756 What did she say? 682 00:48:54,168 --> 00:48:56,329 The moment I wake up 683 00:48:59,440 --> 00:49:02,377 Before I put on my makeup 684 00:49:02,377 --> 00:49:05,642 I say a little prayer for you 685 00:49:07,715 --> 00:49:10,183 While combing my hair now 686 00:49:11,686 --> 00:49:14,789 While wondering what dress to wear now 687 00:49:14,789 --> 00:49:18,359 I say a little prayer for you 688 00:49:18,359 --> 00:49:21,963 Forever and ever you'll stay in my heart 689 00:49:21,963 --> 00:49:23,631 And I will love you 690 00:49:23,631 --> 00:49:26,534 Forever and ever We never will part 691 00:49:26,534 --> 00:49:28,036 Oh, how I love you 692 00:49:28,036 --> 00:49:31,039 Together forever That's how it must be 693 00:49:31,039 --> 00:49:34,075 To live without you would only mean 694 00:49:34,075 --> 00:49:36,811 Heartbreak for me 695 00:49:36,811 --> 00:49:38,972 Go, Granddaddy! 696 00:49:40,882 --> 00:49:43,373 l run for the bus, dear 697 00:49:44,485 --> 00:49:47,852 While riding l think of us, dear 698 00:49:52,060 --> 00:49:54,221 At work I just take time 699 00:49:55,329 --> 00:49:58,492 And all through my coffee break time 700 00:50:21,189 --> 00:50:23,521 My darling, believe me 701 00:50:24,759 --> 00:50:30,459 For me there is no one but you 702 00:50:31,566 --> 00:50:35,069 - Please love me too - Answer his prayer 703 00:50:35,069 --> 00:50:38,106 - And I'm in love with you - Answer his prayer now 704 00:50:38,106 --> 00:50:40,199 Answer my prayer, baby 705 00:50:41,442 --> 00:50:44,036 Say you love me too 706 00:51:08,002 --> 00:51:10,436 all right, now! 707 00:51:12,473 --> 00:51:15,143 - Heartbreak for you, actually. - You've made your point. 708 00:51:15,143 --> 00:51:20,513 Get on your plane. I'll call at the turn of the century when I've forgiven you. 709 00:51:22,817 --> 00:51:26,320 - It never would have worked out. - Because it was dishonest. 710 00:51:26,320 --> 00:51:27,810 Different temperaments. 711 00:51:30,825 --> 00:51:33,692 Look, tell him you love him. 712 00:51:34,996 --> 00:51:36,930 Bite the bullet. 713 00:51:48,176 --> 00:51:50,011 What will he do? 714 00:51:50,011 --> 00:51:51,945 ''Be Careful Watch Your Step'' 715 00:51:59,187 --> 00:52:01,856 He'll choose Kim. 716 00:52:01,856 --> 00:52:04,792 You'll stand beside her at the wedding... 717 00:52:04,792 --> 00:52:07,955 kiss him good-bye and go home. 718 00:52:09,730 --> 00:52:12,290 That's what you came here to do. 719 00:52:13,534 --> 00:52:15,468 So do it. 720 00:52:31,786 --> 00:52:35,056 George isn't my fiance, Michael. 721 00:52:35,056 --> 00:52:36,857 It's been over for ages... 722 00:52:36,857 --> 00:52:39,060 but he can't accept it. 723 00:52:39,060 --> 00:52:41,896 I'd built you up so much... 724 00:52:41,896 --> 00:52:45,166 l couldn't let him lose face in front of you. 725 00:52:45,166 --> 00:52:50,661 He could never stack up to the one man I measure everyone against. 726 00:52:56,911 --> 00:52:58,845 This is strange. 727 00:53:00,414 --> 00:53:02,917 I gotta tell you, when you-- 728 00:53:02,917 --> 00:53:06,011 When you told me that you were marrying George... 729 00:53:08,089 --> 00:53:11,616 I got this really strange-- 730 00:53:14,595 --> 00:53:16,529 You were jealous? 731 00:53:22,536 --> 00:53:24,197 Crazy jealous. 732 00:53:26,307 --> 00:53:27,740 I'm sorry. 733 00:53:34,382 --> 00:53:37,579 Can we maybe spend some time alone this afternoon? 734 00:53:41,088 --> 00:53:43,579 would that be ail right? 735 00:54:10,951 --> 00:54:15,790 I've been thinking a lot the Last couple of days, about us. 736 00:54:15,790 --> 00:54:17,587 Have you? 737 00:54:21,529 --> 00:54:24,760 - There are a lot of memories. - It's more than that. 738 00:54:27,301 --> 00:54:31,260 It's kind of embarrassing to say it this way, but... 739 00:54:32,807 --> 00:54:35,910 you've sort of been, you know... 740 00:54:35,910 --> 00:54:38,572 the woman in my life. 741 00:54:40,481 --> 00:54:43,551 You've been the man in mine. 742 00:54:43,551 --> 00:54:46,620 And I was thinking this could be our last time... 743 00:54:46,620 --> 00:54:49,612 alone together, you know? 744 00:54:52,226 --> 00:54:54,762 Except for that hot affair we'll have twice a year. 745 00:54:54,762 --> 00:54:56,696 Except for that. 746 00:55:04,205 --> 00:55:09,176 I mean, you commit to this wedding... 747 00:55:09,176 --> 00:55:13,881 and then it seems like there's this momentum... 748 00:55:13,881 --> 00:55:16,441 and then you forget you chose it. 749 00:55:22,189 --> 00:55:24,425 You and I didn't-- 750 00:55:24,425 --> 00:55:28,896 In our relationships with other people... 751 00:55:28,896 --> 00:55:33,333 we didn't use the word love a lot, did we? 752 00:55:36,470 --> 00:55:39,540 Kimmy says it you love someone... 753 00:55:39,540 --> 00:55:42,109 you say it. 754 00:55:42,109 --> 00:55:44,270 You say it right then, out loud. 755 00:55:45,579 --> 00:55:49,683 Otherwise, the moment just-- 756 00:55:49,683 --> 00:55:51,617 Passes you by. 757 00:56:14,175 --> 00:56:16,109 We don't even have a song. 758 00:56:17,411 --> 00:56:21,438 Kimmy and I don't have a song. 759 00:56:22,917 --> 00:56:24,885 Do you think that's a bad sign? 760 00:56:28,622 --> 00:56:30,724 Someday 761 00:56:30,724 --> 00:56:33,727 When I'm awfully low 762 00:56:33,727 --> 00:56:36,096 And the world is cold 763 00:56:36,096 --> 00:56:40,658 l will feel a glow just thinking of you 764 00:56:42,536 --> 00:56:47,667 And the way you look tonight 765 00:56:48,542 --> 00:56:50,811 Is your dance card tilled? 766 00:56:50,811 --> 00:56:54,181 I'd have to check. I keep it on Powerbook these days. 767 00:56:54,181 --> 00:56:56,115 Is that right? 768 00:56:59,253 --> 00:57:01,255 With each word 769 00:57:01,255 --> 00:57:04,247 Your tenderness grows 770 00:57:05,659 --> 00:57:09,652 Tearing my fears apart 771 00:57:11,765 --> 00:57:16,704 With each laugh that wrinkles your nose 772 00:57:16,704 --> 00:57:20,538 Touches my foolish heart 773 00:57:59,346 --> 00:58:00,779 Excuse me. 774 00:58:04,218 --> 00:58:07,555 - I thought Michael was picking me up. - I said I'd drop you at the stag. 775 00:58:07,555 --> 00:58:10,724 He's got a lot to do. I'm the unofficial best man. 776 00:58:10,724 --> 00:58:13,294 Of course. 777 00:58:13,294 --> 00:58:18,299 Kim said when Michael turned the job down that there was no friction. 778 00:58:18,299 --> 00:58:20,434 Friction? No. 779 00:58:20,434 --> 00:58:22,269 Good. 780 00:58:22,269 --> 00:58:25,072 I haven't caused a problem, have I? 781 00:58:25,072 --> 00:58:27,404 You haven't. Nobody has. 782 00:58:29,076 --> 00:58:31,879 Listen, you're just a little bit early. 783 00:58:31,879 --> 00:58:33,881 Actually, I needed to make some phone calls. 784 00:58:33,881 --> 00:58:36,650 - Is it possible to use your office? - of course. 785 00:58:36,650 --> 00:58:39,175 - At the end of the hall on the left. - Thank you. 786 00:58:40,654 --> 00:58:42,952 Take your time. 787 00:58:50,764 --> 00:58:52,698 E-mall. 788 00:58:53,901 --> 00:58:57,234 ''File'' ''New Letter'' ''Open'' ''Close'' New letter. 789 00:59:03,777 --> 00:59:08,382 To: Eric Isaacson... 790 00:59:08,382 --> 00:59:14,321 ''Mall Out'' Senior editor, Sport Magazine. 791 00:59:14,321 --> 00:59:18,087 From: Walter Wallace. 792 00:59:20,160 --> 00:59:23,964 You can do this. It's easy. Just do it fast, get it over with. 793 00:59:23,964 --> 00:59:25,898 It's like it never happened. 794 00:59:27,301 --> 00:59:31,105 Eric, I need a favor. 795 00:59:31,105 --> 00:59:35,409 My daughter's every happiness... 796 00:59:35,409 --> 00:59:37,244 is in your hands. 797 00:59:37,244 --> 00:59:41,215 I have offered Mike O'Neal... 798 00:59:41,215 --> 00:59:43,917 my new son-in-Law... 799 00:59:43,917 --> 00:59:46,720 a great opportunity... 800 00:59:46,720 --> 00:59:48,922 in my company. 801 00:59:48,922 --> 00:59:52,426 To his own detriment... 802 00:59:52,426 --> 00:59:54,428 Michael will not... 803 00:59:54,428 --> 00:59:58,432 accept our offer... 804 00:59:58,432 --> 01:00:02,266 while he works for you. 805 01:00:26,994 --> 01:00:30,431 My daughter joins me in this plea... 806 01:00:30,431 --> 01:00:34,101 for your cooperation. 807 01:00:34,101 --> 01:00:38,338 With gratitude, Walter. 808 01:00:38,338 --> 01:00:40,306 ''Do You Wish To Send?'' ''Yes'' ''No'' 809 01:00:41,475 --> 01:00:44,569 Why would I send this? He'd get tired. 810 01:00:47,281 --> 01:00:49,010 ''Save For Later'' ''Delete'' 811 01:00:52,853 --> 01:00:54,286 Save for later. 812 01:00:59,393 --> 01:01:01,261 It's not like I'm sending it. 813 01:01:01,261 --> 01:01:04,231 I'm just saving it for a few hours... 814 01:01:04,231 --> 01:01:07,101 till we come back here and... 815 01:01:07,101 --> 01:01:08,936 Michael can see it. 816 01:01:08,936 --> 01:01:11,268 Perfectly harmless. 817 01:01:50,744 --> 01:01:52,177 ''Wallace Company'' 818 01:02:03,590 --> 01:02:07,094 Send out this, this, not this, this. 819 01:02:07,094 --> 01:02:09,062 That's it. 820 01:02:09,062 --> 01:02:13,600 I'm holding tour or five e-malls I wrote over lunch. Send those too. 821 01:02:13,600 --> 01:02:17,004 - Yes, sir. - Bye. 822 01:02:17,004 --> 01:02:18,904 all set? 823 01:02:20,340 --> 01:02:22,910 I can't believe this! Did you try every key? 824 01:02:22,910 --> 01:02:25,312 It's no big deal. She just gave us the wrong keys. 825 01:02:25,312 --> 01:02:29,283 There's got to be a janitor or a guard... 826 01:02:29,283 --> 01:02:32,853 or a cleaning woman or, you know, some kind of-- 827 01:02:32,853 --> 01:02:37,658 Somebody has to be in this building! I need a brick. 828 01:02:37,658 --> 01:02:39,956 What's the big deal about getting this tile tonight? 829 01:02:41,428 --> 01:02:43,797 - I'm up against a deadline. - Me too. 830 01:02:43,797 --> 01:02:46,733 - I'm getting married tomorrow. - That's my point! 831 01:02:46,733 --> 01:02:49,169 Everybody will be busy with more important things... 832 01:02:49,169 --> 01:02:51,738 and this is really my last chance. 833 01:02:51,738 --> 01:02:54,775 If I could just get up to Walter's office, they're by the computer. 834 01:02:54,775 --> 01:02:58,111 Then I could just e-mail those figures right out now! 835 01:02:58,111 --> 01:02:59,880 Tomorrow's Sunday. 836 01:02:59,880 --> 01:03:01,949 Nobody's doing business. 837 01:03:01,949 --> 01:03:06,477 Monday morning, crack of dawn, Walter will walk you right up there. 838 01:03:07,788 --> 01:03:09,722 Give it up, kid. 839 01:03:11,291 --> 01:03:12,724 Can't win them all. 840 01:03:26,740 --> 01:03:28,173 Good night. 841 01:03:36,683 --> 01:03:40,449 This thing mean that much to you? 842 01:03:43,023 --> 01:03:45,192 We'll use the phone in your room. 843 01:03:45,192 --> 01:03:47,527 Walter's probably not even asleep. 844 01:03:47,527 --> 01:03:50,530 - I'll drive you up there. - Thank you ! 845 01:03:50,530 --> 01:03:53,834 We'll get the right key, and we'll go back to the office. 846 01:03:53,834 --> 01:03:56,603 If I fall asleep on the altar tomorrow, you'd better be there. 847 01:03:56,603 --> 01:03:58,505 I'll be there. 848 01:03:58,505 --> 01:04:03,677 These are all from Eric. This fax is from Eric too. 849 01:04:03,677 --> 01:04:06,246 My wedding. You'd think my boss would leave me alone. 850 01:04:06,246 --> 01:04:08,180 Maybe it's Congratulations. 851 01:04:18,959 --> 01:04:20,688 What is it? 852 01:04:27,501 --> 01:04:30,604 ''Mike, I can't believe I'm doing this to you on the night before your wedding... 853 01:04:30,604 --> 01:04:34,908 but I think you need and deserve... 854 01:04:34,908 --> 01:04:36,842 to know what you're marrying into. 855 01:04:41,148 --> 01:04:44,709 I received the following e-mall this afternoon: 856 01:04:46,420 --> 01:04:49,878 'Eric, I need a favor. My daughter's every--''' 857 01:04:52,059 --> 01:04:54,461 Isabelle, I need to talk to Kim. 858 01:04:54,461 --> 01:04:56,997 - Is anything wrong? - No, I'm just tired. 859 01:04:56,997 --> 01:04:59,693 Please put her on. Thanks. 860 01:05:03,236 --> 01:05:05,170 could you give me a minute? 861 01:05:06,974 --> 01:05:08,407 Please? 862 01:05:56,323 --> 01:05:59,121 Excuse me, miss. Are you locked out? 863 01:06:02,396 --> 01:06:05,797 Just stepped out. It's a no-smoking room. 864 01:06:08,168 --> 01:06:10,404 It's a nonsmoking floor too. 865 01:06:10,404 --> 01:06:14,207 Maybe you could go down to the lobby. 866 01:06:14,207 --> 01:06:16,232 Why don't you have me arrested? 867 01:06:18,478 --> 01:06:20,113 I mean it. 868 01:06:20,113 --> 01:06:23,810 I am a dangerous, criminal person. 869 01:06:26,186 --> 01:06:28,814 I do bad things to honest people. 870 01:06:31,258 --> 01:06:33,960 You can make a citizen's arrest. I wouldn't struggle. 871 01:06:33,960 --> 01:06:36,451 It'd be like getting AI Capone on tax evasion. 872 01:06:44,938 --> 01:06:47,168 Can I help you, miss? 873 01:06:52,479 --> 01:06:54,640 Do you smoke, Richard? 874 01:06:55,382 --> 01:06:57,951 Yes, I do, but-- 875 01:06:57,951 --> 01:06:59,748 It's a nonsmoking floor. 876 01:07:02,989 --> 01:07:04,923 But you know what? 877 01:07:26,913 --> 01:07:32,249 You know, my grandmother always said... 878 01:07:34,354 --> 01:07:37,323 ''This too shall pass.'' 879 01:07:40,727 --> 01:07:42,160 Thanks, Richard. 880 01:08:07,654 --> 01:08:10,991 l want you to quit this shit. 881 01:08:10,991 --> 01:08:12,424 It'll kill you. 882 01:08:16,963 --> 01:08:18,396 What happened? 883 01:08:20,934 --> 01:08:23,803 It's over. She denied it. 884 01:08:23,803 --> 01:08:26,740 She said I was crazy and paranoid. 885 01:08:26,740 --> 01:08:29,776 A bad combination. 886 01:08:29,776 --> 01:08:31,311 There's a big... 887 01:08:31,311 --> 01:08:35,015 brunch tomorrow morning at her parents' house. 888 01:08:35,015 --> 01:08:37,779 She said, ''How could I call it oft? 889 01:08:40,086 --> 01:08:42,077 What am I supposed to tell everyone?'' 890 01:08:43,857 --> 01:08:46,189 It's for the best. It really is. 891 01:08:47,027 --> 01:08:48,961 She was right. 892 01:08:51,164 --> 01:08:53,132 I am crazy... 893 01:08:55,635 --> 01:08:58,126 to tall for someone I hardly knew. 894 01:09:03,443 --> 01:09:05,343 I'm so glad you're here. 895 01:09:12,485 --> 01:09:15,750 Have you still got that ring? 896 01:09:27,167 --> 01:09:30,000 I tried it on, and it won't come off. 897 01:10:08,475 --> 01:10:12,536 Why don't we take a walk or have some food sent up? 898 01:10:15,415 --> 01:10:17,651 I just want to be alone. 899 01:10:17,651 --> 01:10:19,986 Is that okay? 900 01:10:19,986 --> 01:10:21,419 Sure. 901 01:10:24,524 --> 01:10:29,663 Maybe I'll go back to New York for awhile and hang with you. 902 01:10:29,663 --> 01:10:34,467 Eric will understand. Or we could go somewhere... 903 01:10:34,467 --> 01:10:35,900 if you want. 904 01:10:37,370 --> 01:10:40,066 ''If San Antonio sweeps Sacramento--'' 905 01:10:41,508 --> 01:10:43,442 I've never been to Texas. 906 01:11:32,525 --> 01:11:34,459 ''Brown'' 907 01:11:53,380 --> 01:11:54,813 You what? 908 01:12:17,470 --> 01:12:19,495 - Can I try that? - Sure. 909 01:12:30,283 --> 01:12:32,342 - Excuse me. - Good Luck. 910 01:12:35,488 --> 01:12:37,791 So this is your basic call-off-the-wedding party? 911 01:12:37,791 --> 01:12:41,494 I came here to confront everybody. I won't slink away like some coward. 912 01:12:41,494 --> 01:12:44,264 Besides, she hasn't told anyone. l don't know what I'm supposed to do. 913 01:12:44,264 --> 01:12:48,360 There is a wedding at 6:00. 914 01:12:55,141 --> 01:13:00,340 Have you changed your mind? Do you want to marry Kimmy? 915 01:13:03,616 --> 01:13:07,143 I made a decision. It's over. 916 01:13:09,055 --> 01:13:10,989 I'll go tell them. 917 01:13:13,159 --> 01:13:17,255 First, do you think she's all right? 918 01:13:18,198 --> 01:13:20,393 could you check on her for me? 919 01:13:24,304 --> 01:13:27,296 These are the most beautiful flowers I've ever seen. 920 01:13:31,044 --> 01:13:32,477 How is he? 921 01:13:35,248 --> 01:13:37,917 He's sort of wondering... 922 01:13:37,917 --> 01:13:41,216 why you haven't told your parents that the wedding's oft. 923 01:13:42,856 --> 01:13:46,626 I don't know. I'm still hoping for a miracle, I suppose. 924 01:13:46,626 --> 01:13:50,196 How could he think that my father and I would do such a thing? 925 01:13:50,196 --> 01:13:53,290 I only minored in psych, you understand, but... 926 01:13:55,068 --> 01:13:58,238 maybe Michael couldn't commit to this marriage... 927 01:13:58,238 --> 01:14:00,974 so he created... 928 01:14:00,974 --> 01:14:02,475 a delusion... 929 01:14:02,475 --> 01:14:05,445 produced an unconscious, psychosomatic... 930 01:14:05,445 --> 01:14:07,379 manifestation of-- 931 01:14:10,116 --> 01:14:11,708 I'm better with food. 932 01:14:14,254 --> 01:14:18,892 You're Michael. You're in a fancy French restaurant. 933 01:14:18,892 --> 01:14:22,295 You order... 934 01:14:22,295 --> 01:14:24,388 cr�me brulee for dessert. 935 01:14:25,465 --> 01:14:28,301 It's beautiful. It's sweet. 936 01:14:28,301 --> 01:14:32,038 It's irritatingly perfect. 937 01:14:32,038 --> 01:14:34,707 Suddenly, Michael realizes... 938 01:14:34,707 --> 01:14:37,443 he doesn't want cr�me brulee. 939 01:14:37,443 --> 01:14:42,278 - He wants something else. - What does he want? 940 01:14:44,584 --> 01:14:47,314 - Jell-O. - ''Jell-O''? 941 01:14:48,521 --> 01:14:52,892 - Why Jell-O? - He's comfortable with Jell-O. 942 01:14:52,892 --> 01:14:56,195 Jell-O makes him comfortable. 943 01:14:56,195 --> 01:14:58,398 I realize compared to cr�me brulee... 944 01:14:58,398 --> 01:15:01,367 it's Jell-O, but maybe that's what he needs. 945 01:15:03,403 --> 01:15:04,961 I could be Jell-O. 946 01:15:06,606 --> 01:15:09,275 Cr�me brulee can never be Jell-O. 947 01:15:09,275 --> 01:15:12,045 You could never be Jell-O. 948 01:15:12,045 --> 01:15:15,315 - I have to be Jell-O. - You'll never be Jell-O. 949 01:15:15,315 --> 01:15:20,520 Tell your parents. lf you're waiting for that ''do you take this man'' part... 950 01:15:20,520 --> 01:15:22,715 - it's considered poor form. - I love him. 951 01:15:23,923 --> 01:15:26,326 Whatever delusions I drove Michael to... 952 01:15:26,326 --> 01:15:28,328 there's truth at the heart of it. 953 01:15:28,328 --> 01:15:31,664 I want him to work for my father. 954 01:15:31,664 --> 01:15:34,827 I want to stay in school, and I want a life of my own. 955 01:15:36,035 --> 01:15:39,801 Please, tell him it's my fault and I love him. 956 01:15:41,240 --> 01:15:43,538 You're the only person that I trust. 957 01:15:49,616 --> 01:15:52,346 - I'll be right back. - Thank you. 958 01:16:05,465 --> 01:16:07,667 How is she? 959 01:16:07,667 --> 01:16:11,034 - Knock it off! - Yes, sir! 960 01:16:13,039 --> 01:16:15,441 - I asked you-- - She admits that it's her fault. 961 01:16:15,441 --> 01:16:18,069 Totally, completely, inexcusably her fault. 962 01:16:21,481 --> 01:16:23,449 Do you think she still loves me? 963 01:16:26,886 --> 01:16:30,490 Love is a strong word... 964 01:16:30,490 --> 01:16:33,059 and I don't know that I'm necessarily qualified-- 965 01:16:33,059 --> 01:16:37,163 I guess I wouldn't be totally oft base it I said that, in her way... 966 01:16:37,163 --> 01:16:39,961 she does possess strong feelings-- 967 01:16:45,705 --> 01:16:47,639 Sure, she does. 968 01:16:48,541 --> 01:16:50,543 She's crazy about you. 969 01:16:50,543 --> 01:16:54,570 You fill up my senses 970 01:16:55,548 --> 01:16:59,211 Like a night in the forest 971 01:17:00,653 --> 01:17:06,059 Like the mountains in springtime 972 01:17:06,059 --> 01:17:08,728 Like a walk in the rain 973 01:17:08,728 --> 01:17:11,060 Tell her I'll marry her at 6:00... 974 01:17:12,131 --> 01:17:14,065 it she'll still have me. 975 01:17:16,302 --> 01:17:18,133 Please. 976 01:17:19,639 --> 01:17:24,210 Like a sleepy blue ocean 977 01:17:24,210 --> 01:17:27,202 I'll be right back. 978 01:17:31,651 --> 01:17:36,679 Come love me again 979 01:17:47,900 --> 01:17:49,834 What did he say? 980 01:17:55,508 --> 01:17:56,941 He said... 981 01:18:00,480 --> 01:18:01,913 ''Marry me.'' 982 01:18:06,552 --> 01:18:10,156 Thank God you were here. 983 01:18:10,156 --> 01:18:12,358 I got so contused. 984 01:18:12,358 --> 01:18:13,791 It happens. 985 01:18:14,961 --> 01:18:16,394 Got a minute? 986 01:18:18,431 --> 01:18:19,864 What's up? 987 01:18:31,577 --> 01:18:34,847 I have to say this quick or I'll just have this massive coronary... 988 01:18:34,847 --> 01:18:37,984 and then you'll never hear it, and you have to. 989 01:18:37,984 --> 01:18:42,955 This is, by far, the dumbest thing I've ever done in my entire life. 990 01:18:42,955 --> 01:18:48,361 So dumb, in fact, that I can't. But I'm gonna. 991 01:18:48,361 --> 01:18:49,885 What's wrong? 992 01:18:57,603 --> 01:19:01,140 I love you. I've loved you for nine years. 993 01:19:01,140 --> 01:19:05,545 I've just been too arrogant and scared to realize it. 994 01:19:05,545 --> 01:19:07,780 Now I'm just scared. 995 01:19:07,780 --> 01:19:11,651 I realize this comes at a very inopportune time... 996 01:19:11,651 --> 01:19:15,747 but I really have this gigantic favor to ask of you. 997 01:19:18,124 --> 01:19:21,027 Choose me. Marry me. 998 01:19:21,027 --> 01:19:24,019 Let me make you happy. 999 01:19:25,231 --> 01:19:27,600 That sounds like three favors, doesn't it? 1000 01:19:27,600 --> 01:19:29,033 But-- 1001 01:20:09,342 --> 01:20:12,140 - Lovely together. - Aren't they? 1002 01:20:15,915 --> 01:20:19,817 That's our maid of honor. She's from New York. 1003 01:20:34,166 --> 01:20:38,571 ''Floral Design/Special Events'' Michael, wait! 1004 01:20:38,571 --> 01:20:40,664 Please! You'll never catch her! 1005 01:20:43,910 --> 01:20:46,012 Doesn't anybody leave their car unlocked? 1006 01:20:46,012 --> 01:20:49,081 Nobody trusts anybody anymore? 1007 01:20:49,081 --> 01:20:51,117 A good Samaritan. 1008 01:20:51,117 --> 01:20:53,719 ''Auto Memory Storing'' There's just 1009 01:20:53,719 --> 01:20:55,788 Too little of 1010 01:20:55,788 --> 01:20:57,823 What the world needs now ''Bakery'' 1011 01:20:57,823 --> 01:20:59,492 Come back here! 1012 01:20:59,492 --> 01:21:03,262 ''Shy tendrils of russet pleasure... 1013 01:21:03,262 --> 01:21:06,595 began their unbidden journey. 1014 01:21:07,633 --> 01:21:09,135 She moaned. 1015 01:21:09,135 --> 01:21:13,706 The tonnage of years of anguish, sacrifice, mingling with--'' 1016 01:21:13,706 --> 01:21:16,142 It is not going well ! 1017 01:21:16,142 --> 01:21:20,413 This is what comes of telling the truth or even part of it! 1018 01:21:20,413 --> 01:21:23,649 - Getting what you deserve isn't fair. - Where are you? 1019 01:21:23,649 --> 01:21:28,321 I have stolen a bread van, and I'm chasing Michael down Michigan Avenue! 1020 01:21:28,321 --> 01:21:30,756 This is all your fault! I told him the truth ! 1021 01:21:30,756 --> 01:21:32,758 I said that I loved him, and I kissed him. 1022 01:21:32,758 --> 01:21:35,428 - This is what's happened! - Jules, a question. 1023 01:21:35,428 --> 01:21:38,664 When you kissed Michael, did he kiss you back? 1024 01:21:38,664 --> 01:21:40,666 What do you mean? We were lip to lip! 1025 01:21:40,666 --> 01:21:44,762 Was there anything there leading you to believe this chase will end happily? 1026 01:21:46,038 --> 01:21:48,040 That's beside the point. We were interrupted. 1027 01:21:48,040 --> 01:21:50,776 - Who interrupted you? - Kimmy! She ruined everything! 1028 01:21:50,776 --> 01:21:53,279 And Michael started chasing her before he could answer me. 1029 01:21:53,279 --> 01:21:54,914 Michael's chasing Kimmy? 1030 01:21:54,914 --> 01:21:56,782 You're chasing Michael? 1031 01:21:56,782 --> 01:21:59,852 Who's chasing you? Nobody. Get it? 1032 01:21:59,852 --> 01:22:01,420 There's your answer: Kimmy. 1033 01:22:01,420 --> 01:22:03,723 Jules, you are not the one! 1034 01:22:03,723 --> 01:22:07,860 Now, for God's sake, the wedding is at 6:00 p.m. 1035 01:22:07,860 --> 01:22:11,318 You have a small, but distinct, window of opportunity to do the right thing. 1036 01:22:30,116 --> 01:22:32,050 ''Exit'' ''Canal St.'' 1037 01:22:44,730 --> 01:22:46,163 all aboard! 1038 01:22:52,705 --> 01:22:54,138 Excuse me. 1039 01:23:53,065 --> 01:23:55,501 I have a confession to make. 1040 01:23:55,501 --> 01:23:57,867 Another confession. 1041 01:24:03,042 --> 01:24:07,877 Besides that I love you, this is even worse. 1042 01:24:14,653 --> 01:24:18,589 The e-mall that Walter sent to your boss-- 1043 01:24:23,329 --> 01:24:25,320 I wrote that. 1044 01:24:28,434 --> 01:24:31,198 I'm the bad guy. 1045 01:24:32,204 --> 01:24:33,706 Are you crazy? 1046 01:24:33,706 --> 01:24:36,903 Are you completely insane? 1047 01:24:38,110 --> 01:24:41,705 l mean, Jules, how could you do that? 1048 01:24:43,182 --> 01:24:47,219 It wasn't supposed to get sent. 1049 01:24:47,219 --> 01:24:49,517 I just wanted you to get mad at Kimmy. 1050 01:24:52,892 --> 01:24:54,325 God. 1051 01:24:57,196 --> 01:25:00,633 I have done nothing but underhanded, despicable... 1052 01:25:00,633 --> 01:25:04,899 not even terribly imaginative things since I got here. 1053 01:25:13,078 --> 01:25:17,947 I was just trying to win you... 1054 01:25:19,285 --> 01:25:21,810 to win you back. 1055 01:25:22,888 --> 01:25:25,288 But that doesn't excuse any of it. 1056 01:25:26,659 --> 01:25:28,149 I'm pond scum. 1057 01:25:30,863 --> 01:25:32,498 Lower, actually. 1058 01:25:32,498 --> 01:25:36,902 I'm like the fungus that feeds on pond scum. 1059 01:25:36,902 --> 01:25:38,426 Lower. 1060 01:25:41,173 --> 01:25:44,176 The pus that infects the mucus... 1061 01:25:44,176 --> 01:25:48,112 that cruds up the fungus that feeds on the pond scum. 1062 01:25:56,288 --> 01:25:58,483 On the other hand... 1063 01:26:01,293 --> 01:26:02,726 thank you... 1064 01:26:04,563 --> 01:26:06,758 for loving me that much. 1065 01:26:07,833 --> 01:26:09,535 That way... 1066 01:26:09,535 --> 01:26:11,469 it's pretty flattering. 1067 01:26:13,005 --> 01:26:15,940 Except it makes me fungus. 1068 01:26:16,742 --> 01:26:20,508 That part I knew. 1069 01:26:30,823 --> 01:26:32,256 God. 1070 01:26:36,095 --> 01:26:38,529 I'm glad you didn't get on that train. 1071 01:26:41,467 --> 01:26:43,628 I came here looking for her. 1072 01:26:46,105 --> 01:26:50,405 - Why would she be here? - This is where I proposed. 1073 01:26:53,512 --> 01:26:57,549 l had to cover a game in Milwaukee, and she saw me off. 1074 01:26:57,549 --> 01:27:01,212 The train was starting to leave and... 1075 01:27:03,055 --> 01:27:06,218 I jumped up on the step and I held the handle... 1076 01:27:07,293 --> 01:27:10,062 and without... 1077 01:27:10,062 --> 01:27:13,429 a thought in my head, I just shouted, ''Marry me.'' 1078 01:27:15,701 --> 01:27:21,401 The train was pulling out, and she just suddenly screamed, ''Yes!'' 1079 01:27:23,575 --> 01:27:25,099 Just once. 1080 01:27:26,845 --> 01:27:28,779 And blew me a kiss. 1081 01:27:41,327 --> 01:27:43,261 It would've been a nice wedding. 1082 01:27:45,698 --> 01:27:48,734 You can't believe that you've lost her. 1083 01:27:48,734 --> 01:27:53,505 You will find her, and you'll look into her eyes and see all that love. 1084 01:27:53,505 --> 01:27:58,377 I just hope that it's soon. Or else I'd hate to be you at 6:00. 1085 01:27:58,377 --> 01:28:00,346 Just wait. 1086 01:28:00,346 --> 01:28:02,181 We'll split up. 1087 01:28:02,181 --> 01:28:05,851 You will go to every romantic place the two of you have... 1088 01:28:05,851 --> 01:28:11,256 and I will go someplace brilliant, and we'll find her. 1089 01:28:11,256 --> 01:28:13,747 We will find her. 1090 01:28:17,429 --> 01:28:19,798 Wallace egregious residence, Mandy speaking. 1091 01:28:19,798 --> 01:28:22,234 it�s Jules. Have you gotten a call from Kimmy? 1092 01:28:22,234 --> 01:28:25,404 She slipped out, the little monkey, during the commotion. 1093 01:28:25,404 --> 01:28:27,339 ''Commotion''? 1094 01:28:27,339 --> 01:28:31,610 My sister was licking an ice sculpture, and her tongue froze right to it. 1095 01:28:31,610 --> 01:28:34,012 And that's a commotion? 1096 01:28:34,012 --> 01:28:36,014 It's a sculpture of the David. 1097 01:28:36,014 --> 01:28:37,950 So Kimmy would be-- 1098 01:28:37,950 --> 01:28:41,320 She's probably with Michael doing the nasty. 1099 01:28:41,320 --> 01:28:44,256 Either that or crying in her nachos down at Comiskey Park. 1100 01:28:44,256 --> 01:28:46,291 - Excuse me? - I had this crank call... 1101 01:28:46,291 --> 01:28:48,627 from some guy who says he saw her in the luxury box. 1102 01:28:48,627 --> 01:28:51,697 - Right. - What would a bride be doing-- 1103 01:28:51,697 --> 01:28:53,699 Can you bring my dress to the church? 1104 01:28:53,699 --> 01:28:56,435 I have to pick something up for the ceremony. 1105 01:28:56,435 --> 01:28:58,835 Don't forget to shave now. 1106 01:29:00,773 --> 01:29:03,008 Here we go. Here's the hair dryer. 1107 01:29:03,008 --> 01:29:05,077 There we go. 1108 01:29:05,077 --> 01:29:09,013 It's going to be okay. Please, no pictures. 1109 01:29:12,851 --> 01:29:14,284 ''Federal Express'' 1110 01:29:27,132 --> 01:29:29,601 I know you're in here. The guard saw you come in. 1111 01:29:29,601 --> 01:29:32,365 Just leave me alone, you bitch! 1112 01:29:39,011 --> 01:29:41,914 Who the hell do you think you are? 1113 01:29:41,914 --> 01:29:44,349 - Cat fight! - You came here... 1114 01:29:44,349 --> 01:29:48,287 pretending to be my friend, and I made you my maid of honor! 1115 01:29:48,287 --> 01:29:51,957 Who asked you to do that? You knew me what, eight minutes? 1116 01:29:51,957 --> 01:29:54,626 Michael trusted you, so I trusted you. 1117 01:29:54,626 --> 01:29:58,363 You wanted to keep me close. You didn't trust me for a second. 1118 01:29:58,363 --> 01:30:00,833 - I was right! - of course you were right. 1119 01:30:00,833 --> 01:30:03,936 - But that's not my fault. - You kissed him! 1120 01:30:03,936 --> 01:30:05,938 - At my parents' house! - That's cold. 1121 01:30:05,938 --> 01:30:07,539 On my wedding day! 1122 01:30:07,539 --> 01:30:09,341 - Bitch. - Tramp. 1123 01:30:09,341 --> 01:30:11,343 Shut up! 1124 01:30:11,343 --> 01:30:13,779 Now I love this man, and there is no way... 1125 01:30:13,779 --> 01:30:19,274 I'm going to give him up to some two-faced, big-haired food critic! 1126 01:30:22,888 --> 01:30:25,624 all right. Okay, all right! 1127 01:30:25,624 --> 01:30:27,057 I kissed him. 1128 01:30:28,527 --> 01:30:31,928 I tried to steal him. 1129 01:30:36,268 --> 01:30:37,701 I lost. 1130 01:30:43,308 --> 01:30:47,904 He doesn't love me. He loves you. 1131 01:30:54,953 --> 01:30:58,445 I haven't done much that I'm proud of the last three days. 1132 01:31:01,860 --> 01:31:05,163 I'd like to take you to the church... 1133 01:31:05,163 --> 01:31:08,133 so you can walk down that aisle... 1134 01:31:08,133 --> 01:31:10,624 and marry the man of our dreams. 1135 01:31:12,271 --> 01:31:14,796 Because he sure wants to marry you. 1136 01:33:08,086 --> 01:33:12,958 So raise our glasses and wish Mike and Kim every happiness... 1137 01:33:12,958 --> 01:33:15,290 for a long and happy life together... 1138 01:33:16,595 --> 01:33:19,723 filled with happiness. 1139 01:33:22,768 --> 01:33:26,101 - I guess that's it. - To the bride and groom. 1140 01:33:32,878 --> 01:33:35,972 Now let's hear from the maid of honor, the lovely Julianne. 1141 01:33:46,425 --> 01:33:48,791 I had the strangest dream. 1142 01:33:50,529 --> 01:33:55,228 I dreamt that some psychopath was trying to break the two of you up. 1143 01:34:01,039 --> 01:34:05,635 Luckily, I woke up and I see... 1144 01:34:07,345 --> 01:34:11,281 that the world is just as it Should be... 1145 01:34:14,653 --> 01:34:16,985 for my best friend... 1146 01:34:18,523 --> 01:34:20,650 has won the best woman. 1147 01:34:31,470 --> 01:34:33,734 I didn't get you a gift. 1148 01:34:35,941 --> 01:34:37,209 However, this is on loan... 1149 01:34:37,209 --> 01:34:40,645 However, this is on loan... 1150 01:34:43,281 --> 01:34:46,478 until you two find your song. 1151 01:34:50,689 --> 01:34:53,920 Someday 1152 01:34:55,894 --> 01:34:59,057 When I'm awfully low 1153 01:35:00,265 --> 01:35:03,291 When the world is cold 1154 01:35:04,903 --> 01:35:08,240 l will feel a glow 1155 01:35:08,240 --> 01:35:14,012 Just thinking of you 1156 01:35:14,012 --> 01:35:17,971 And the way you look 1157 01:35:19,050 --> 01:35:20,540 Tonight 1158 01:35:22,287 --> 01:35:27,247 Oh, but you're lovely 1159 01:35:29,294 --> 01:35:32,161 With your smile so warm 1160 01:35:34,533 --> 01:35:37,730 And your cheeks so soft 1161 01:35:39,070 --> 01:35:42,874 There is nothing for me 1162 01:35:42,874 --> 01:35:47,208 But to love you 1163 01:35:48,613 --> 01:35:51,844 Just the way you look 1164 01:35:52,818 --> 01:35:54,718 Tonight 1165 01:36:07,499 --> 01:36:10,400 - It's mine! - I don't think so! 1166 01:36:14,472 --> 01:36:16,064 I got it! 1167 01:36:45,303 --> 01:36:46,827 Bye. 1168 01:37:34,786 --> 01:37:37,188 Hey, gorgeous, having a good time? 1169 01:37:37,188 --> 01:37:40,492 Not particularly, but I did what I came to do. 1170 01:37:40,492 --> 01:37:42,694 What? You split them up? 1171 01:37:42,694 --> 01:37:44,562 No, I said good-bye. 1172 01:37:44,562 --> 01:37:47,232 Good girl. I'm proud of you. 1173 01:37:47,232 --> 01:37:49,601 Be prouder still if you were dancing. 1174 01:37:49,601 --> 01:37:51,836 I have big plans for dancing. 1175 01:37:51,836 --> 01:37:55,807 Just give me 30, 35 years. 1176 01:37:55,807 --> 01:37:57,609 The misery... 1177 01:37:57,609 --> 01:37:59,144 the exquisite tragedy. 1178 01:37:59,144 --> 01:38:02,113 The Susan Hayward of it all. 1179 01:38:02,113 --> 01:38:05,717 l can picture you there sitting alone at your table in your lavender gown. 1180 01:38:05,717 --> 01:38:07,285 Did I tell you my gown was Lavender? 1181 01:38:07,285 --> 01:38:10,422 Hair swept up. Haven't touched your cake. 1182 01:38:10,422 --> 01:38:14,793 Probably drumming your fingernails on the white linen tablecloth... 1183 01:38:14,793 --> 01:38:16,962 the way you do when you're really feeling down. 1184 01:38:16,962 --> 01:38:20,465 Perhaps looking at those nails thinking: ''I should've stopped... 1185 01:38:20,465 --> 01:38:24,102 my evil plotting to have that manicure, but it's too late now. " 1186 01:38:24,102 --> 01:38:27,806 I didn't tell you my dress was lavender. 1187 01:38:27,806 --> 01:38:29,874 Suddenly, a familiar song. 1188 01:38:29,874 --> 01:38:33,241 The moment I wake up 1189 01:38:34,946 --> 01:38:37,972 And you're off your chair in one, exquisite movement... 1190 01:38:40,685 --> 01:38:43,922 wondering, searching, sniffing the wind... 1191 01:38:43,922 --> 01:38:46,424 like a dapple deer. 1192 01:38:46,424 --> 01:38:48,560 Has God heard your little prayer? 1193 01:38:48,560 --> 01:38:51,196 Will Cinderella dance again? 1194 01:38:51,196 --> 01:38:55,394 And then, suddenly, the crowds part... 1195 01:38:57,102 --> 01:38:58,535 and there he is: 1196 01:38:59,871 --> 01:39:02,974 sleek, stylish... 1197 01:39:02,974 --> 01:39:05,744 radiant with charisma. 1198 01:39:05,744 --> 01:39:08,880 Bizarrely, he's on the telephone. 1199 01:39:08,880 --> 01:39:11,440 But then, so are you. 1200 01:39:13,918 --> 01:39:15,943 And he comes towards you... 1201 01:39:17,222 --> 01:39:19,156 the moves of a jungle cat. 1202 01:39:20,392 --> 01:39:22,792 Although you quite correctly sense that he is... 1203 01:39:24,162 --> 01:39:25,797 ... 1204 01:39:25,797 --> 01:39:29,324 like most devastatingly handsome single men of his age are... 1205 01:39:31,069 --> 01:39:34,095 you think, what the hell... 1206 01:39:35,940 --> 01:39:38,410 life goes on. 1207 01:39:38,410 --> 01:39:41,112 Maybe there won't be marriage. 1208 01:39:41,112 --> 01:39:43,307 Maybe there won't be sex. 1209 01:39:44,649 --> 01:39:48,483 But, by God, there'll be dancing. 1210 01:40:07,038 --> 01:40:09,370 Bond. Jane Bond. 91001

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