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Ally, breakfast is getting cold!
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Coming.
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You'll be late for the fair!
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-You'll be late for court!
-I said, I'm coming, Renee.
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-I'm playing the guitar.
-I've got a microphone.
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I want one too.
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- You 're bad!
-Oh, thanks.
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- That was so funny.
- That was awful.
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Oh, thanks a lot.
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We should do that again.
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Love's lllusions
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It was a wonderful engagement
and wedding.
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I thought, a wonderful marriage.
Then I discovered the diary.
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Let's stop. How did you
discover your wife's diary?
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It was on the computer.
She left it on.
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I thought it was just some
lnternet stuff, but as I read--
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Could you summarize what you read?
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Love letters going back 1 1 years,
from before we married.
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-Married--?
-Two years.
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-And the letters?
-I have to renew all my objections!
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This is a no-fault state.
The content--
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This isn't a divorce proceeding.
It's for fraud.
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Another of my objections. T o haul
this in a criminal courtroom--
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You've noted your objections
many times.
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Please sit. Unless you'd like to
object to the hardness of the chair.
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Mr. Philbrick, since defense
raises the question...
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-... how do you feel defrauded?
-She married me for my money.
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She didn't love me
and wasn't attracted to me.
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-She said this?
-It's in the letters.
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I confronted her and she admitted it.
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She was 30, wanted to get married
and I was husband material.
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But she didn't love me.
The vow she took...
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...it was a lie.
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The letters were written to...?
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-A man named Michael Redmond.
-This man...
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...is he a real person?
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T o my knowledge, he is not.
He's somebody she made up.
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This 1 1 -year affair
didn't really exist, did it?
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The person didn't exist.
If you ask Kelly, the affair did.
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-That she didn't love me is true.
-Wait a second.
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Is it true that she didn't love you?
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She loves me like a pet.
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Or a sibling.
She's never been in love with me.
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-But she does love you?
-Not as the love of her life.
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Which she looked at me
and claimed I was.
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It was a lie. It was a lie....
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Miss McBeal?
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Miss McBeal.
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-Are you all right?
-Yeah.
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The judge just didn't turn into
Al Green and sing, right?
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I didn't pay attention.
I believe he sat quietly.
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Is she mental?
What was that question?
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Some people see things as they are
and ask why.
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-She sees them as they never were.
-But she's a lawyer.
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You wrote to a man who wasn't there.
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But I knew he wasn't really there.
I never had to ask.
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Do my knee.
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You expect to march in whenever
and have me service your knee pit?
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Yes. Quickly, I have meetings.
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No.
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-Excuse me?
-I said no.
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-Give me your finger.
-No.
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Forget throwing hair at me.
A relationship is more than sex games.
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We're adults. I have
emotional needs, believe it or not.
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Mature partners
embrace companionship--
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-What do you want?
-lntercourse. Morning, night, nooners.
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First of all, nobody has ever...
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... been able to make love to me
twice in one day.
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After the six month, 1 2-step
semen retention plan, I might--
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Ever been to ice cream stores...
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...where if you eat the first sundae,
you get the second free?
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I've heard a lot of talk.
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Time to put your mouth
where the money is.
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Remember our first kiss, Richard?
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And how long it took
for you to recover?
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I have sick leave coming.
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All right, if you truly
think you' re ready.
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T onight.
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-One thing you need to know first.
-What?
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Remember how I hate sweat?
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Yes.
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Except for sex.
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When it comes to sex, I sweat.
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I drip.
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See you tonight.
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We move for a directed verdict.
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-He said his wife did love him.
-She wasn't in love then.
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The vows say nothing
about being "in love. "
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-Don't play word games.
-I'm not the one playing games.
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This prosecution, in addition to being
unprecedented, is Poughkeepsie!
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Yes! Ridiculous!
I mean, to sue a woman for fraud--
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You could prosecute
every wife in America!
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You don't think women marry for love?
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The vows also say "honor and obey. "
I doubt women intend to.
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You're playing!
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She said she loved him. She lied.
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She enjoys a financial windfall
as a result.
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It's tantamount to stealing.
Your motion is denied.
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How much alimony do you pay?
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Are you looking
to be held in contempt?
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If you were suddenly to treat me
with contempt, how would I know?
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John, that was not smart.
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This case is so outrageous.
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-lf she wasn't in love with him--
-Please.
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Men lie to get women into bed.
Women lie to get men to marry.
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Do you believe that?
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They feel pressure to marry
before their biological clock stops.
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If there's no soul mate,
they compromise.
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-I wouldn't!
-You' re less afraid of being alone.
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What? I'm terrified
of ending up alone!
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That's your biggest fantasy of all.
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Truth is, you'd probably
be happier being alone.
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Excuse me?
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It's sad to want something
you don't have...
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...but worse to have something
you don't want.
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If you do marry, he'll end up
something you don't want.
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-Why do you say that?
-Because what you do want...
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...he isn't out there.
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-He isn't?
-Nope.
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Secretly, I think you know that.
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It's why you have this ability
to look at a judge and see Al Green.
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T o look at a cloud
and see cotton candy.
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Unconsciously, you know the only world
that won't disappoint you...
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...is the one you make up.
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That isn't true.
I do those things because I'm nuts.
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I will find somebody, someday.
I'm just crazy.
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That's why I see things that
aren't there. I love this world.
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Perhaps one day you'll choose
to live in it with the rest of us.
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-I promised Richard sex tonight.
-You did?
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He's pressuring me.
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It's so messy.
Their brains all over the sheets.
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Do you really not like sex?
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It's not that I don't--
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I love it. Sorry, thought I heard
somebody say "sex. "
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Like a homing pigeon....
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Why don't you like it?
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I don't like how men judge you on it.
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I thought you were phenomenal.
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If a woman is good in bed,
men assume she's a slut.
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-I'm great in bed. But I am a slut.
-Hello.
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Hi.
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I'm just stopping by to say hi.
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-What's wrong?
-Nothing's wrong.
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Can't I just say hi to the girls?
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-What's wrong?
-Nothing. I....
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Listen...
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...I'm taking a little straw poll.
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Do any of you ever think
you'll find a guy who's "the one"?
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The love of your life?
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Over and over again.
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Why do you ask?
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Oh, this case. You know...
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...the idea that people do
marry the person of their dreams.
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It does happen, right?
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Well...
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...I'm late for court.
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Hey!
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-Looking straight ahead might help.
-Sorry.
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We all have love and the need
to share it. I didn't have anybody.
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-So you made somebody up?
-Yes.
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I could have started the letters,
" Dear Diary. "
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It seemed hopeful to pretend
I was writing to somebody.
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After a while, I imagined
what he might look like.
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The sound of his voice. His smell.
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And it made me feel less alone
to do so.
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Okay, but at some point...
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...you met somebody real. Very.
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Yes.
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Yet you continued to write
your imaginary friend.
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When a person's been in your life
for nine years...
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...it's hard to let go.
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Turning attention to the letter
you wrote on April 9, 1 997...
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...your wedding day...
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...you defined it as
"the loneliest day of your life. "
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-Yes.
-Can you explain that?
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As much as I loved Barry,
to walk down the aisle...
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...exchanging vows with a man
I didn't feel passion for...
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...it was a bitter disappointment.
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And, of course...
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... I couldn't very well
share it with my husband...
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...so, as a result,
it was a very lonely day.
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And the truth is...
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...it still hurts.
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But I did love you, Barry.
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I still do.
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-What?
-Sex with Ling tonight?
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What?
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Oh. Yeah. No biggie.
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Yeah. Bye, guys.
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-Fun to be single.
-Yeah.
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-Remember the first time we...?
-I have a vague memory.
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-Do married people not get excited?
-You're half right.
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Married women
don't get excited about it.
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Why do you say I don't? I do.
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The only time I see you
truly lit up...
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...it means you bought new furniture.
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I work. I'm tired
at the end of the day.
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And you are not
a morning person, so....
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How about the middle of the day?
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You want to hop into a stall and--
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It's something single people would do.
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-ln a million years--
-You don't think so?
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Be careful what you wish for.
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You're right. It was fun
thinking about it for a second.
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Yeah.
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-Why'd you lie?
-I didn't.
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Prior to marriage...
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...you never said
he was the love of your life?
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When I said that
I wanted to believe it.
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But you admitted you didn't
believe it on your wedding day.
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-Why marry him?
-lt wasn't to get his money.
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I quote from your wedding vows:
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"You will be my partner in life
and my one true love. "
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Yes. As I explained--
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Yet the letter describes the agony
of speaking these words...
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...Iooking at a man
you'd never feel passion for.
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-A marriage is more than passion.
-Did you tell him this?
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Do you think he'd have gone through
with it, knowing your feelings?
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Maybe not.
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32 years old. You wanted security,
a baby. Time's running out.
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-lt wasn't like that.
-lt was!
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-Objection.
-Overruled.
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-She never left him.
-Objection. T estimony.
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-You're being argumentative.
-T ake your seat.
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How can you declare under God,
under law with witnesses...
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...he was your "one true love,"
when he wasn't?
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-Because he was close enough?
-Maybe.
228
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Objection!
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No. I'll answer.
I think I was at a point--
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I didn't think I'd meet
anyone who'd measure up...
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...to the romanticized version
of a husband I concocted for myself.
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And Barry was...
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...a sweet, caring man.
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We shared the same interests.
I knew he'd be a good father--
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On some unconscious level
I maybe did think...
236
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... "close enough. "
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And love...
238
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...it's probably all
an illusion, anyway.
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Objection! Objection! Objection!
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That's right.
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Miss McBeal?
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00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:31,270
Miss McBeal?
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Withdrawn.
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Elaine.
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You've had fantasies before.
246
00:20:54,280 --> 00:20:57,511
This was hallucinating.
A fantasy is by choice.
247
00:20:57,760 --> 00:21:02,117
I actually thought the guy
was Al Green, and it's your fault.
248
00:21:02,360 --> 00:21:03,713
-My fault?
-Yes!
249
00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:06,554
-What you said upset me!
-What?
250
00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:11,078
About me preferring to be alone
because I won't find anybody.
251
00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:15,114
No. I said, "Everybody compromises. "
Ask any counselor...
252
00:21:15,360 --> 00:21:18,955
...what's important to a relationship.
Compromise.
253
00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:22,829
It's a different kind!
Compromise in marriage...
254
00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:25,753
...is different from
deciding on a partner!
255
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,594
Why is it different?
256
00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:31,839
It's not normal
for people to marry...
257
00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:34,514
...when their hearts aren't in it!
258
00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:39,629
She shouldn't face prosecution, but she
shouldn't have gone through with it.
259
00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:41,632
Fine, sympathize with her...
260
00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:46,078
...but if you identify with her,
I feel sorry for you...
261
00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:48,675
...because there has to be passion!
262
00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:59,032
Work on your dismount.
263
00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:03,836
Figures the one marriage that would
have passion would be theirs.
264
00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:13,514
I wouldn't prosecute, but come on.
265
00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:17,389
-Marry for money, without love?
-lt wasn't for money.
266
00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:20,029
-You said he looks like a gerbil.
-Hamster.
267
00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:25,155
I'd think you wouldn't sympathize,
not holding out for heart's content.
268
00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:30,076
Maybe hearts don't get content.
Maybe John, Ling, Nelle and you...
269
00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:33,078
...and the rest
of the entire world...
270
00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:35,669
... maybe you' re all right.
271
00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:39,869
Maybe it's this case. It's just--
272
00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:45,718
I'm fine.
273
00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:47,473
Good night.
274
00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:56,758
Did you think about it?
275
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,399
Do you think about me?
276
00:22:58,640 --> 00:23:02,519
About how hard I work
to support this family?
277
00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:07,675
-I have kids asking, "Where 's Daddy?"
-Daddy is at work!
278
00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:52,675
With highs in the mid to upper 70s
with early morning cloudiness.
279
00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:54,478
We 'll be back--
280
00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:03,393
You ready?
281
00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:05,870
This is an E-ticket...
282
00:24:06,120 --> 00:24:09,874
...with a minimum size requirement
to ride.
283
00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:14,354
What's this?
284
00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:16,875
It's just boilerplate.
285
00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:20,354
It says you have
no heart conditions...
286
00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:22,511
...seizures, or back injury.
287
00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:24,876
You want me to sign a waiver?
288
00:24:25,120 --> 00:24:29,159
-And a confidentiality agreement.
-A confidentiality agreement?
289
00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:31,552
I have trade secrets.
290
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:33,199
Are you--?
291
00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:36,000
Am I on a hidden camera show?
292
00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:38,276
Camera's rolling!
293
00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:40,272
Action!
294
00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:44,871
What's wrong?
295
00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:53,519
-You can't just do that.
-Do what?
296
00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:56,877
Roll on top of a man and yell action.
297
00:24:57,120 --> 00:25:01,113
-Look. You frightened him.
-Where'd he go?
298
00:25:01,360 --> 00:25:04,670
He turtled. You scared him.
299
00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:15,675
Chicago Hope.
300
00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:34,595
Why should I help? Last time
you called me a "vicious lesbian. "
301
00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:39,072
-That was my partner. It was strategy.
-Doesn't excuse it.
302
00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:44,115
Our client is facing jail. You're
the best counselor/sociologist--
303
00:25:44,360 --> 00:25:47,079
Don't butter me up. I'm not a potato.
304
00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:48,918
Money.
305
00:25:49,120 --> 00:25:50,917
-Excuse me?
-We'll pay you.
306
00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:53,836
My opinions aren't for sale.
307
00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:57,794
No, we're paying for your time
to give them in court.
308
00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:01,195
Please.
309
00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:03,996
I won't be vilified.
310
00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:08,199
-You called me a "muscle car. "
-Again, that was my partner.
311
00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:11,512
We won't vilify you. I promise.
312
00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:23,153
"Fly the friendly skies" later?
313
00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:31,518
-Need you. Emergency.
-I'm off to court.
314
00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:33,876
Emergency!
315
00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:40,270
-"Dead," dead?
-First time in my life. Ever.
316
00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:43,790
-lt happens.
-Not to me. I pet a poodle-- Boing!
317
00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:47,874
-lf anything, it's too automatic.
-I'm due in court.
318
00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:52,073
Who cares? My first chance with Ling,
I'm string cheese.
319
00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:56,796
It could be a mental thing.
They say the penis never forgets.
320
00:26:57,040 --> 00:27:01,670
During emotional or spiritual crisis
who do you look to?
321
00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:05,071
-Bob Dole.
-Look there once more.
322
00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:09,875
It was a riddle.
It was some kind of a riddle.
323
00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:19,713
-What happened?
-I bumped it.
324
00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:22,758
When you fell
all coital with Georgia?
325
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:25,468
Yes, it would be that.
326
00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:30,197
-Hey. You seen Ally?
-She left for court.
327
00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:32,271
-Already?
-Something wrong?
328
00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:36,308
Truth? I'm a little worried.
This case has her upset.
329
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:40,276
-What's with the eye?
-Accident.
330
00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:45,435
-Your booty call in the bathroom?
-Yes, this would be that.
331
00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:51,190
This "soul mate" business
is a dangerous myth.
332
00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:52,998
-Why?
-It's bunk.
333
00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:56,198
More than half of marriages
end in divorce.
334
00:27:56,440 --> 00:28:00,718
This institution isn't good.
The reason for high failure...
335
00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:02,916
...is that people go into it...
336
00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:06,072
...using passion and heart tugs
as criteria.
337
00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:09,397
-It's foolhardy.
-How does this pertain here?
338
00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:13,633
Miss Philbrick, probably
got married for the right reasons.
339
00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:16,878
She picked a man
she had companionship with.
340
00:28:17,120 --> 00:28:21,159
She liked his values and believed
in his parenting skills.
341
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:23,516
This is reasonable thinking.
342
00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:28,117
As opposed to marrying somebody
because you like his pecks.
343
00:28:28,360 --> 00:28:32,558
The district attorney
draws attention to these vows.
344
00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:37,191
Wedding vows. Please.
That's just archaic ceremony jargon.
345
00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:40,551
" Love, honor, obey. " Please.
346
00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:44,953
Let's not forget the vows
also speak to total acceptance.
347
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:47,714
Nine out of 1 0 women
when they marry...
348
00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:52,152
...their agenda is to remake him,
cut him off from his friends...
349
00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:54,675
...and undermine his way of life.
350
00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:57,718
This isn't about sociology,
but fraud.
351
00:28:57,960 --> 00:29:01,748
Balls! It's about a time-honored
traditional mating dance.
352
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:05,197
People say, "You're the one,"
all the time.
353
00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:07,590
She lied. It's not as easy--
354
00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:11,276
Marriage itself
is the biggest falsity.
355
00:29:11,480 --> 00:29:15,553
Society drills it into us
that, suddenly, when we reach 20...
356
00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:19,349
...we'll find that one person
who's all things.
357
00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:21,790
Come on. Nobody's everything.
358
00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:26,556
-What does this have to do--?
-What she did was healthy and loyal.
359
00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:30,190
Instead of running off,
she created a fantasy life.
360
00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:33,796
Most would renovate
and sleep with the contractor.
361
00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:37,316
This is about a deceptive statement.
362
00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:41,553
This is about the legitimacy
of her marriage commitment.
363
00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:43,472
I' m telling you--
364
00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:44,869
May I speak?
365
00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:47,469
As if I could stop you.
366
00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:51,272
Marriage would enjoy
a better success rate...
367
00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:56,435
...if everybody approached it on
the same pragmatic level she did.
368
00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:00,750
How long before do I take it?
369
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:03,468
The half-life is about four hours.
370
00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:07,349
T ake it 30 to 60 minutes
before sexual commencement.
371
00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:12,116
Does it--? Will it wait for me
or does it...Iike a toaster?
372
00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:16,990
It doesn't produce spontaneous
erections. It needs sexual stimulus.
373
00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:18,679
Because me, I mean...
374
00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:21,269
...a cute poodle, and--
375
00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:23,159
Well, bygones.
376
00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:24,879
Any side effects?
377
00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:27,156
For you or the poodle?
378
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:32,315
Funny. Ever thought of making a living
as a comedian or just--
379
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:37,072
Some men may experience
headache, nausea...
380
00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:41,068
...facial flushing, diarrhea,
or urinary tract infections.
381
00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:43,589
I'll start you at 25 milligrams.
382
00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:46,917
That's low.
You shouldn't have a problem.
383
00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:51,278
Leave the name of your pharmacy.
We'll call in the prescription.
384
00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:55,879
Thank you.
385
00:30:56,080 --> 00:30:59,789
And truthfully, you're a funny guy.
386
00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:35,956
What are you doing?
387
00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:38,555
What are you doing here?
388
00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:41,872
Biscuit called.
He's worried about you.
389
00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:44,076
So am l.
390
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:50,393
Everything I ever believed in....
391
00:31:59,960 --> 00:32:01,712
What is wrong?
392
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:08,276
My mother never loved my father.
393
00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:11,349
They' re still together.
394
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:13,875
She never loved him.
395
00:32:17,840 --> 00:32:21,879
When I was 3 and he was away...
396
00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:26,271
... I got up in the middle
of the night...
397
00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:29,671
... because my ear hurt.
398
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:35,479
And I walked into
my parents' bedroom...
399
00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:41,678
...and she was there with a man
I'd never seen before.
400
00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:47,717
That was the day
I started pretending.
401
00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:53,235
People want to know why I can
romanticize love into this illusion.
402
00:32:57,200 --> 00:32:59,998
It's because I got an early start.
403
00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:04,749
Maybe it is just sex...
404
00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:08,556
...and joint checking accounts...
405
00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:11,479
...and liking the same movies.
406
00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:25,876
Let it go, Ally.
407
00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:28,272
No.
408
00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:33,469
Let yourself cry.
409
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:35,672
I can't.
410
00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:39,073
I got to go give a closing argument.
411
00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:54,669
Is she coming?
And she's okay to do the closing?
412
00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:57,279
Okay.
413
00:33:57,840 --> 00:33:59,876
They found Ally at home.
414
00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:04,272
-What's going on?
-She's really cracking up this time.
415
00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:08,951
-So nothing happened?
-lf it did, it didn't happen to me.
416
00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:13,079
Ling. Sausage. Hot dog. Footlong.
Steal you a second?
417
00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:20,795
-I'd like a rematch.
-Don't worry about it.
418
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:23,150
It's all we guys worry about.
419
00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:27,279
I was thrown off by the waiver.
I'd like a second chance.
420
00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:31,593
It's a blessing. I don't crave sex,
and you're no good.
421
00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:33,717
We could be a perfect match.
422
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:36,679
You didn't see the real me.
423
00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:39,350
I didn't see anything.
424
00:34:46,680 --> 00:34:48,910
Now there's something.
425
00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:52,475
One more chance.
426
00:34:56,920 --> 00:35:00,071
Or I never go near
your knee pit again.
427
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:04,717
This isn't about
the true meaning of love.
428
00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:09,670
It's simply and only about fraud.
She made false representation.
429
00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:13,276
The victim relied on them
to enormous financial...
430
00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:15,391
...and emotional detriment.
431
00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:17,790
Frauds don't get any bigger.
432
00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:22,636
It's time the law offered
these victims some protection.
433
00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:25,072
It's time.
434
00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:30,270
Miss McBeal.
435
00:35:53,720 --> 00:35:56,280
She's being prosecuted...
436
00:35:56,680 --> 00:35:57,954
...for fraud.
437
00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:03,069
Because she married somebody
who wasn't the man of her dreams.
438
00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:05,880
We'll have to build more prisons...
439
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:08,793
...if we start arresting people
for this.
440
00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:12,077
I suppose the real fraud
is this mind set...
441
00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:15,118
...ingrained in us since childhood...
442
00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:18,716
...that people get
the person of their dreams.
443
00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:22,191
Most don't. Does that mean
she shouldn't marry...
444
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:26,075
...or have the right to commit
herself to a man she loves?
445
00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:30,677
And she was committed. She never left.
She wasn't unfaithful.
446
00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:34,077
Unless you count those blasted dreams.
447
00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:37,672
And to criminalize people
for fantasies...
448
00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:41,077
...would be like living in Alabama.
449
00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:44,473
I've spent my life
doing what she's done.
450
00:36:44,720 --> 00:36:48,269
Loving the one not there,
somebody I've never met.
451
00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:51,353
I have a rough idea
of what he looks like.
452
00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:55,275
I have a more specific take
on what he thinks...
453
00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:57,112
...and what he feels.
454
00:36:57,360 --> 00:37:02,275
I have an almost exact sense
of how he makes me feel.
455
00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:05,757
I've never met him.
I may never meet him.
456
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:10,676
I've actually been told
that he's not even out there.
457
00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:13,392
The men...
458
00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:16,074
...or women...
459
00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:17,912
...in our dreams...
460
00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:21,272
...Iive in our dreams.
461
00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:27,155
In the real world, we should be allowed
to settle for those who come close.
462
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:29,476
And that's what she did.
463
00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:32,911
And it was the reasonable thing...
464
00:37:33,160 --> 00:37:34,639
...to do.
465
00:38:35,720 --> 00:38:37,472
They didn't take long.
466
00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:42,595
Hopefully this is good. They may
have dismissed the case out of hand.
467
00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:44,672
You agree, Ally?
468
00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:49,149
Yeah.
469
00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:51,675
This is a good sign, I think.
470
00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:53,757
Will the defendant rise?
471
00:38:56,600 --> 00:39:00,070
-The jury's reached its verdict?
-We have, Your Honor.
472
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:01,554
What say you?
473
00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:06,191
In Commonwealth versus Philbrick,
one count criminal fraud...
474
00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:08,994
...we find the defendant not guilty.
475
00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:11,994
-Excellent.
-Thank you, both.
476
00:39:12,720 --> 00:39:14,870
-So it's over?
-It's over.
477
00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:17,230
Just check in with probation.
478
00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:18,759
Thank you so much.
479
00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:25,677
Am I crazy?
480
00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:29,557
Two people marry,
they should be in love.
481
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:31,233
Madly.
482
00:39:31,720 --> 00:39:33,676
Am I crazy?
483
00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:37,472
You're not crazy, Mr. Philbrick...
484
00:39:37,720 --> 00:39:41,679
...but I'm afraid it might be
our little secret.
485
00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:53,713
-Hey. Ready?
-All set.
486
00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:55,154
How's the eye?
487
00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:58,358
It should be okay
in about a day or so.
488
00:39:58,600 --> 00:40:01,160
I kind of wish it would stay.
It's sexy.
489
00:40:01,920 --> 00:40:06,277
You're quite pleased about our little
act of mischief.
490
00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:32,478
What?
491
00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:35,277
Why isn't it tired?
492
00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:38,080
What, are you, French fry?
493
00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:41,869
I've never had one outlast me before.
494
00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:57,873
It's just a case. You can't
personalize it like that.
495
00:40:58,080 --> 00:41:00,514
You're probably right.
496
00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:05,311
-I'm meeting Nelle. Join us?
-No. I'm heading home. I'm beat.
497
00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:07,073
Sure?
498
00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:08,673
Hey!
499
00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:11,519
Congratulations. We won.
500
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:13,273
Yeah.
501
00:41:17,080 --> 00:41:18,354
See you tomorrow.
502
00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:20,238
Okay.
503
00:43:08,120 --> 00:43:09,314
You stinker!
504
00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:11,669
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