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[Theme - Jack Jones, "the love
boat theme"]
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Theme song: Exciting and new.
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Come aboard.
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We're expecting you and
love, life's sweetest reward.
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Let it flow.
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It flows back to you.
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The love boat soon will be
making another on the run.
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The love boat promises
something for everyone.
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Set a course for adventure,
your mind on a new romance.
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And love won't hurt anymore.
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It's an open smile
on a friendly shore.
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It's love.
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Welcome aboard the love.
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[Music playing]
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Captain: Enjoy the cruise.
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Welcome aboard.
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I'm captain.
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Laura?
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Merrill?
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Merrill stubing?
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The very same.
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And you're Laura Thornton.
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Laura Hayes for
eight years now.
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This is my husband, George.
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Captain: It's a pleasure
to meet you, George.
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This is my daughter, Vicky.
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Nice to meet you.
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Well, you didn't tell me that
you knew the ship's captain.
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I didn't know I knew
the ship's captain.
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It was difficult to recognize
you behind those sunglasses.
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You look lovely, Laura.
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You haven't changed a bit.
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Except I wasn't walking
into doors in those days.
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I didn't have this.
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Nasty bruise.
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Oh no, it's nothing.
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It happened almost
two weeks ago.
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We have a deep dark secret.
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This beautiful bewitching
creature is accident prone.
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She's also full of surprises.
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Picking a cruise commanded
by your old flame?
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Oh, hardly an
old flame, George.
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Not even a spark.
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No, Laura and I are just old
friends from the same hometown.
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Part of a group that used
to hang around together.
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Sure.
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That's what they all say.
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I'm going to keep an
eye on you, anyway.
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George.
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Nice meeting you.
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Nice to meet you.
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Bye bye.
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Hi, I'm Allen price.
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Can you tell me if a Mrs.
Sheila price is boarding here?
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Let's see here.
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Why don't you tell
me which cabin
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you and Mrs. Price are in?
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Well, it better not
be the same cabin.
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She's bringing her fiance along.
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Sheila and I are divorced.
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Oh, sorry.
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Not as sorry as I've been.
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Those alimony payments
are killing me.
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I had to borrow the money
to take this cruise.
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Now, the alimony
part I understand.
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But the rest--
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well, if Sheila
gets married again,
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I won't have to pay
any more alimony.
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But she gets engaged, and
then she gets disengaged.
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This guy's her fourth.
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What's her problem?
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She always seems to find
something wrong with the man
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she's about to marry.
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So you're here
to make sure she
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gets hitched without a hitch.
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Got it.
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Here she comes.
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Wish me luck.
- Good luck.
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Good luck.
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Sheila.
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What a delightful surprise.
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Allen, what are you
doing on this cruise?
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Well, I was
cleaning my apartment,
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and I found some loose change
behind the sofa cushion.
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Well, according to
our divorce agreement,
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I'm entitled to half of that.
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Well, you won't have to worry
about alimony much longer.
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I'm getting married.
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No.
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Yes.
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Well, congratulations.
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So where's the lucky man?
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Lou's paying the cab driver.
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He'll be right here.
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That must be the cabbie
with your luggage now.
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Coming through.
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That's not the cabbie.
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That's Lou.
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Lou.
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Dollface.
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Sheila, you are a lucky woman.
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And by tomorrow,
I'll be a lucky bride.
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Let me.
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No, no.
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I got it.
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Come on, sweetheart.
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[Inaudible] Come on, I got that.
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I know it doesn't look
like a match made in heaven,
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but please, give
it your best shot.
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Enjoy your cruise.
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Aunt Sylvia, Betsy.
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Betsy, it's Julie!
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It's Julie!
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Well, you knew she
works on the ship.
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Why are you so
surprised to see her?
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I like to be surprised.
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Aunt Sylvia!
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Oh Julie.
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Betsy.
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Oh dear.
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Oh, Julie, you look so good.
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Well, what are you
two up to this time?
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As your aunt Sylvia would
say, whatever do you mean?
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What I mean is, every
time you come on this ship,
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you have some sort
of scheme planned.
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Julie, how can you
say something like that?
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Well, the scheme this time is--
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[inaudible] Sylvia.
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I am writing a book on
my life in show business.
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That's great.
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Tell Julie about
the scheme, Betsy.
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Tell her about our scheme.
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Well, there's this
man, John Drake.
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And he's the most
successful publisher
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of show business memoirs.
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I've called and
called, and I couldn't
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get past his secretary.
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And guess what, Julie?
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Mr. Drake is coming
on this cruise.
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And we're going to make Betsy
seem so fascinating to him
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that he would just beg her to
let him publish her life story.
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Isn't that a wonderful scheme?
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I guess it is.
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But why don't you ask Mr. Drake?
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He's right over there.
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Well, here goes.
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Excuse me, sir, but isn't that
very fascinating looking lady
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standing over there, isn't
that miss Betsy boucher,
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the famous Broadway star?
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I never heard of her.
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[Boat horn]
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[Music playing]
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Hello, Laura.
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Well, hello, merrill.
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Enjoying the cruise?
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Is your cabin comfortable?
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Oh yes, everything's
just perfect.
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Where's George?
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He's gone to make an
important phone call.
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Look, if that eye
is bothering you,
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I'll take you to
see Dr. Bricker.
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No, it's nothing really.
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Well, while the cat's away,
the mouse will play, huh?
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George.
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We're just talking.
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I know.
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I just like to play the
part of the jealous husband.
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It flatters Laura.
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Gin and tonic for the lady.
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Thank you.
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Not so fast, Laura.
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That could be volatile
in the hot sun.
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Oh, I was thirsty.
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Hear anything about the deal?
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No, nothing yet.
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But this is no time to
talk about business.
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I'm sorry, merrill, but
you've known Laura a lot
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longer than I have.
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Was she always this pretty?
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The prettiest
girl in our group.
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Oh, I wasn't either.
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Now stop that.
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I was a goner from the
first moment I met her.
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And you know what?
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My love for her has grown every
minute since I've known her.
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She's a real gem.
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She certainly is.
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Well, business calls.
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See ya later.
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Bye.
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Whoa, Sheila, isn't
this a small ship?
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No, it's a big ship.
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Unfortunately,
it's a small world.
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Lou, this is Allen,
my former husband.
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Well, Lou, nice to meet ya.
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Sit down.
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Join us.
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[Inaudible] Grab some sun here.
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It's a big ocean, isn't it?
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Uh huh.
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Well, it looks like
we got a lot in common.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Both wearing
zippy 909 drivers.
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Lou's very
interested in footwear.
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I own a chain of shoe stores.
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Shoe stores.
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Oh, that sounds very exciting.
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Want to hear a
slogan I came up with?
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Kind of fits in with our
sports shoe department.
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Feel the thrill of victory
without the agony of defeat.
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Get it?
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Agony of defeat.
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[Laughter]
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Well, Sheila, with a guy with
a sense of humor like this,
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you're certainly starting your
marriage off on the right foot.
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Or is it da foot?
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[Laughter]
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[Music playing]
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There he is.
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Now, you know what to do.
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Betsy, of course
I know what to do.
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We've gone over it
a million times.
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You will go over there and
sit down next to Mr. Drake,
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and then I will come
over to you and tell you
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that you have a
very important phone
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call from a very important
show business producer.
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Now, you go over there.
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You can count on
me to do my part.
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Is this chair taken?
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No, it's all yours.
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There you are.
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I've been looking all
over the ship for you.
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Yes, Sylvia?
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What is it?
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Well, I just called
your answering service,
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and they have a very
urgent message for you
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from a big Broadway
musical producer.
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He wants you to star
in his new show.
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Well, maybe I'll call him
back, and maybe I won't.
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Who is it?
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Who is it?
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You mean who's calling.
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Yes.
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Who is the big Broadway
producer who wants
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me to star in his musical?
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Gilbert hartman, the big
Broadway musical producer.
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Gilbert hartman.
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If I were you, I wouldn't
bother to call him back.
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Why wouldn't you?
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Why not?
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Because Gilbert hartman
died two years ago.
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Betsy, I told you to get
a new answering service.
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This one takes forever to
give you your messages.
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Woman (over pa):
Attention please.
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Main seatin dinner
is now being served
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in the coral dining room.
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This whole cruise is a waste.
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Mr. Drake thinks
we're so ridiculous.
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He'll never publish my book.
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Don't be so sure.
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I've arranged with Julie to have
us sit at the captain's table,
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with guess who?
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Mr. Drake?
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You guessed!
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[Inaudible] Betsy.
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At dinner, I will ask you
to tell that story about how
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you were stranded in buffalo.
268
00:12:25,911 --> 00:12:28,998
You know that wonderful funny
story you've got in your book.
269
00:12:29,081 --> 00:12:30,166
That is a funny story.
270
00:12:30,249 --> 00:12:32,668
Oh, Mr. Drake will love
that story about buffalo.
271
00:12:32,751 --> 00:12:34,628
But listen now, you
just ask me to tell it,
272
00:12:34,712 --> 00:12:37,131
and then you keep
your mouth shut, ok?
273
00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:48,350
[Applause]
274
00:12:51,770 --> 00:12:53,272
And with the pipeline
to the kitchen,
275
00:12:53,355 --> 00:12:54,356
may I suggest the shish kebab?
276
00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:56,275
That's our special tonight.
277
00:12:56,358 --> 00:12:57,109
Thank you, merrill.
278
00:12:57,193 --> 00:12:59,487
All right, shish
kebab for two.
279
00:12:59,570 --> 00:13:02,323
I mean, if you can't trust the
captain, who can you trust?
280
00:13:02,406 --> 00:13:03,699
Oh come on now, you
don't need them.
281
00:13:06,785 --> 00:13:09,413
Besides, they cover those
beautiful blue eyes.
282
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,251
Any news about that
business deal you've
283
00:13:14,335 --> 00:13:16,128
been waiting to hear about?
284
00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:18,547
No, not yet.
285
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:20,257
But believe me, it's in the bag.
286
00:13:20,341 --> 00:13:23,219
You might even call this
cruise an early celebration.
287
00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:24,803
I wish you luck.
288
00:13:24,887 --> 00:13:25,930
Enjoy yourselves.
289
00:13:26,013 --> 00:13:28,390
Thank you.
290
00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:30,184
You know, your friend
uses every excuse
291
00:13:30,267 --> 00:13:33,604
he can to make contact
with his old girlfriend.
292
00:13:33,687 --> 00:13:35,189
I'm not his old girlfriend.
293
00:13:35,272 --> 00:13:38,567
Now, you know that, George.
294
00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:39,985
You're right, honey.
295
00:13:40,069 --> 00:13:41,403
I'm sorry.
296
00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:43,906
It's just the damn deal.
297
00:13:43,989 --> 00:13:45,241
You know how
important it is to me.
298
00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:47,326
I need it.
299
00:13:47,409 --> 00:13:49,286
I know it, and
you're going to get it.
300
00:13:49,370 --> 00:13:51,747
I haven't got much
of anything recently.
301
00:13:51,830 --> 00:13:52,748
I better.
302
00:13:52,831 --> 00:13:55,626
George, don't worry.
303
00:13:55,709 --> 00:13:56,210
All right.
304
00:13:56,293 --> 00:13:58,671
I won't.
305
00:13:58,754 --> 00:14:02,550
As long as you love
me, everything's ok.
306
00:14:02,633 --> 00:14:03,842
You know I love you.
307
00:14:08,847 --> 00:14:10,391
Mr. Drake, i'd
like to tell you
308
00:14:10,474 --> 00:14:11,850
how much I enjoy
those show business
309
00:14:11,934 --> 00:14:13,352
autobiographies you publish.
310
00:14:13,435 --> 00:14:14,270
Me too.
311
00:14:14,353 --> 00:14:15,563
They're so revealing.
312
00:14:15,646 --> 00:14:18,941
You really know how to get
the stars' innermost secrets.
313
00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:20,067
Ok, Betsy, get ready.
314
00:14:20,150 --> 00:14:25,948
I'll ask you to tell the
stranded in buffalo story.
315
00:14:26,031 --> 00:14:26,949
Betsy--
316
00:14:27,032 --> 00:14:28,742
I'm very flattered
you all like my books,
317
00:14:28,826 --> 00:14:31,287
but let me tell
you, it's not easy.
318
00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:33,622
It seems that everybody who's
ever been in show business
319
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:34,790
feels they have to
write their memoirs,
320
00:14:34,873 --> 00:14:37,459
and every last
one of them starts
321
00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:40,129
with the same boring
story about the time
322
00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:41,130
they were stranded in buffalo.
323
00:14:43,048 --> 00:14:45,634
Did you know that
Betsy and my aunt Sylvia
324
00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:46,969
were in show business?
325
00:14:47,052 --> 00:14:51,473
Yes, but we were
never in buffalo, ever.
326
00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:52,808
Certainly not.
327
00:14:52,891 --> 00:14:55,352
And if we had been
in buffalo ever,
328
00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:57,104
we certainly would never
have been stranded there.
329
00:14:57,187 --> 00:14:58,981
Never.
330
00:14:59,064 --> 00:15:00,733
I don't even know
where buffalo is.
331
00:15:00,816 --> 00:15:04,111
Actually, the only
real information
332
00:15:04,194 --> 00:15:07,698
that I have on buffalo is
that you shuffle off to it.
333
00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:23,505
[Music playing]
334
00:15:38,937 --> 00:15:39,521
Your substitute
dancer is here,
335
00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:42,524
compliments of your husband.
336
00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:43,901
George asked you
to dance with me?
337
00:15:43,984 --> 00:15:46,362
Well, it was
more like an order.
338
00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:48,614
He was on his way to the
radio room to place a call.
339
00:15:48,697 --> 00:15:49,531
Yeah, he's
checking on his deal.
340
00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:52,034
Yes, he told me about that.
341
00:15:52,117 --> 00:15:55,079
He also said that he has been
a stick in the mud all evening,
342
00:15:55,162 --> 00:15:58,582
and he wants you to dance
and have a good time.
343
00:15:58,666 --> 00:16:01,043
Oh, I, I, I
don't, I don't know.
344
00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:02,044
Come on.
345
00:16:02,127 --> 00:16:04,129
Let's show them how
Fred stubing and ginger
346
00:16:04,213 --> 00:16:05,214
Thornton used to do it.
347
00:16:05,297 --> 00:16:07,132
Ok.
348
00:16:07,216 --> 00:16:07,925
Come on.
349
00:16:14,264 --> 00:16:16,600
She's wearing a number
625 opera pump [inaudible]
350
00:16:16,684 --> 00:16:20,229
Size 6 and 1/2 Benny.
351
00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:21,480
Benny?
352
00:16:21,563 --> 00:16:23,857
Benny, that's shoe talk
for b or medium width.
353
00:16:23,941 --> 00:16:26,485
And you can tell
all that from here?
354
00:16:26,568 --> 00:16:27,695
Oh sure.
355
00:16:27,778 --> 00:16:28,946
It's a gift, Sheila.
356
00:16:29,029 --> 00:16:30,739
Man has a gift.
357
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,408
Speaking of feet,
why don't you take
358
00:16:32,491 --> 00:16:33,826
mine inside and go dancing?
359
00:16:33,909 --> 00:16:36,578
Oh, honey, i'm
afraid I am pooped.
360
00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:37,496
And you know me.
361
00:16:37,579 --> 00:16:39,123
I need my 10 hours' sleep.
362
00:16:39,206 --> 00:16:40,374
Yeah.
363
00:16:40,457 --> 00:16:43,377
Man wants to be strong and
healthy for his wedding night.
364
00:16:43,460 --> 00:16:46,922
Not an inconsiderate
bone in his body.
365
00:16:47,005 --> 00:16:49,049
Well, we do have
a big day tomorrow.
366
00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:51,051
So we might as well
say good night.
367
00:16:51,135 --> 00:16:51,844
Ok, good night it is.
368
00:16:51,927 --> 00:16:52,594
Good night, pal.
369
00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:53,595
Sleep tight.
370
00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:54,930
Don't let those bed bugs bite.
371
00:16:55,013 --> 00:16:55,681
Yeah.
372
00:17:00,185 --> 00:17:01,437
Don't tell me the dynamic duo
is calling it a night already.
373
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:03,439
Yeah.
374
00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:04,398
Shame she's going to
marry a dud like that.
375
00:17:04,481 --> 00:17:06,275
Sh, quiet.
376
00:17:06,358 --> 00:17:08,235
You could kill the
whole thing for me.
377
00:17:08,318 --> 00:17:09,153
The minute he puts
that gold band
378
00:17:09,236 --> 00:17:11,363
around her finger,
that's when the gold
379
00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:14,158
rushes back to my wallet.
380
00:17:14,241 --> 00:17:17,536
[Music playing]
381
00:17:27,921 --> 00:17:31,759
[Applause]
382
00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:34,636
Well, you two dance
very well together.
383
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:37,598
Thank you, we're old champs.
384
00:17:37,681 --> 00:17:39,308
Won a few prizes in our day.
385
00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:40,309
Let's have a toast.
386
00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:41,059
Oh, come on.
387
00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:41,810
We're not that good.
388
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:42,561
No, it's for the deal.
389
00:17:42,644 --> 00:17:44,396
It went through.
390
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:45,689
- You got it.
- What else?
391
00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:46,523
George Hayes, super
salesman extraordinaire.
392
00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:47,524
I'm in action.
393
00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:48,984
Oh, George.
394
00:17:49,067 --> 00:17:51,737
My congratulations
too, George, but you've
395
00:17:51,820 --> 00:17:54,448
going to have to settle
for a handshake from me.
396
00:17:54,531 --> 00:17:55,240
Shall we?
397
00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:02,623
All right, now Sylvia,
are you sure you understand
398
00:18:02,706 --> 00:18:03,540
everything this time?
399
00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:06,376
Of course I understand.
400
00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:09,671
Julie's going to pretend to
surprise us by calling us
401
00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:12,216
to the bandstand
to sing a number
402
00:18:12,299 --> 00:18:17,179
and impress Mr. Drake so
you can publish your book.
403
00:18:17,262 --> 00:18:18,388
Ladies and gentlemen,
tonight, in addition
404
00:18:18,472 --> 00:18:22,851
to our regular show, we may
have a very special treat.
405
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:25,979
Two wonderful show business
performers just happen to be
406
00:18:26,063 --> 00:18:28,065
passengers on this cruise--
407
00:18:28,148 --> 00:18:31,318
my aunt, miss Sylvia
duvall, and her equally
408
00:18:31,401 --> 00:18:34,112
talented partner, that
great Broadway star,
409
00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:35,155
miss Betsy boucher.
410
00:18:35,239 --> 00:18:37,157
I think with a little
encouragement from us,
411
00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:40,536
we just might be able
to persuade them to come
412
00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:41,537
up and do a number for us?
413
00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:45,749
[Applause]
414
00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:52,047
Ladies and gentlemen,
may I present miss Sylvia
415
00:18:52,130 --> 00:18:55,175
duvall and miss Betsy boucher.
416
00:18:55,259 --> 00:18:57,594
[Applause]
417
00:18:58,595 --> 00:19:01,306
[Interposing voices]
418
00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:02,182
I don't know.
419
00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:04,059
[In unison] Hit it!
420
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:07,145
[Music playing]
421
00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:11,567
(Singing) Wherever
we go, whatever we do,
422
00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:15,988
we're gonna go
through it together.
423
00:19:16,071 --> 00:19:21,618
We may not go far, but sure
as a star, wherever we are,
424
00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:24,580
it's together.
425
00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:28,584
Wherever I go, I know she goes.
426
00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:32,588
Wherever I go, I know she goes.
427
00:19:32,671 --> 00:19:34,923
No fits.
No fights.
428
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:35,716
No feuds.
429
00:19:35,799 --> 00:19:36,425
And no egos.
430
00:19:36,508 --> 00:19:37,593
Well, sometimes you do get--
431
00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:38,594
amigo.
432
00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:40,220
[Laughter]
433
00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:41,430
Together.
434
00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:43,932
If I start to dance--
435
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:46,268
we both start to dance.
436
00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:48,061
And sometimes, by
chance, we're together.
437
00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:52,024
If I'm singing flat--
438
00:19:52,107 --> 00:19:54,860
then I hit b flat.
439
00:19:54,943 --> 00:19:58,614
We both can be flat together.
440
00:19:58,697 --> 00:20:01,909
Whatever the boat
I row, you row.
441
00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:02,618
A duo.
442
00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:06,246
Whatever the row I hoe, you hoe.
443
00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:06,955
Oh ho.
444
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:10,375
And any iou I owe, you owe.
445
00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:11,126
Me owe?
446
00:20:11,209 --> 00:20:12,628
Yes, you owe.
447
00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:13,003
No, we owe.
448
00:20:13,086 --> 00:20:15,923
Together.
449
00:20:16,006 --> 00:20:21,470
Through thick and through
thin, all out or all in,
450
00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:25,057
and whether it's
win, place, or show--
451
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,519
it's you for me.
452
00:20:29,603 --> 00:20:30,687
And me for you.
453
00:20:30,771 --> 00:20:34,775
We'll muddle through whatever
we do together, forever,
454
00:20:34,858 --> 00:20:38,236
together, wherever, we go.
455
00:20:43,825 --> 00:20:47,746
[Applause]
456
00:20:55,295 --> 00:21:00,217
[Music playing]
457
00:21:02,177 --> 00:21:03,637
Good evening.
458
00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:05,514
Hey Lou, what
are you doing here?
459
00:21:05,597 --> 00:21:06,807
I thought you needed
your 10 hours.
460
00:21:06,890 --> 00:21:09,851
Oh, who can sleep with
all these sweet young things
461
00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:11,478
running around loose?
462
00:21:11,561 --> 00:21:13,021
Hello.
463
00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:16,233
Lou, tomorrow's
your wedding day.
464
00:21:16,316 --> 00:21:17,651
Hey, I'm getting
married, not embalmed.
465
00:21:23,824 --> 00:21:25,867
Watch this.
466
00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:27,703
It works great with the
girls who model the shoes.
467
00:21:27,786 --> 00:21:28,537
Excuse me, miss.
468
00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:31,206
Number 720 gold
metallic slingback
469
00:21:31,289 --> 00:21:34,626
sandal, size 7 and 1/2 a.
470
00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:36,211
Well, you're right.
471
00:21:36,294 --> 00:21:37,671
But how did you know that?
472
00:21:37,754 --> 00:21:38,547
I'll explain it to
you over a Margarita.
473
00:21:38,630 --> 00:21:39,298
Ok.
474
00:21:51,435 --> 00:21:52,936
Betsy, did you
see Mr. Drake's face
475
00:21:53,020 --> 00:21:55,188
when we finished our number?
476
00:21:55,272 --> 00:21:56,356
He just loved it.
477
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:57,899
Oh, he did, didn't he?
478
00:21:57,983 --> 00:22:00,861
Now I'm sure he'll want
to publish your book.
479
00:22:00,944 --> 00:22:02,696
I'm going to go back to our
cabin and make some notes.
480
00:22:02,779 --> 00:22:05,574
That way I can outline the whole
book for him in the morning.
481
00:22:05,657 --> 00:22:07,409
Betsy, I know that
it's important to write
482
00:22:07,492 --> 00:22:12,289
about charming and exciting
and colorful characters,
483
00:22:12,372 --> 00:22:15,333
but please don't make me any
more charming and exciting
484
00:22:15,417 --> 00:22:15,542
than I really am.
485
00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:35,771
Oh, miss duvall,
I'm glad I found you.
486
00:22:35,854 --> 00:22:37,272
I wanted to tell
you how very much.
487
00:22:37,355 --> 00:22:38,607
I enjoyed your singing.
488
00:22:38,690 --> 00:22:40,400
Oh, thank you, Mr. Drake.
489
00:22:40,484 --> 00:22:43,820
Of course, Betsy is
the better singer.
490
00:22:43,904 --> 00:22:47,324
In fact, Betsy is an all
round really exciting person.
491
00:22:47,407 --> 00:22:49,659
In fact, you could
write a book about her.
492
00:22:49,743 --> 00:22:55,123
Well, what I mean is that she
could write a book about her,
493
00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:58,293
and you could publish the
book that she wrote about her.
494
00:22:58,376 --> 00:23:01,546
Well, actually,
miss duvall, you're
495
00:23:01,630 --> 00:23:02,589
the one who interests me.
496
00:23:02,672 --> 00:23:06,760
I think I'd like a book
you wrote much better.
497
00:23:06,843 --> 00:23:09,096
Why don't we go back to
my cabin and discuss it
498
00:23:09,179 --> 00:23:11,139
over a drink, hm?
499
00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:13,058
You see, miss duvall, books
are sold by personalities
500
00:23:13,141 --> 00:23:16,478
going on television talk shows.
501
00:23:16,561 --> 00:23:19,523
Audiences love the
ditzy blonde type.
502
00:23:19,606 --> 00:23:22,150
I'd better speak to Betsy.
503
00:23:22,234 --> 00:23:26,863
She's kind of blond, and
nobody's ditzier than Betsy.
504
00:23:26,947 --> 00:23:30,450
Well, I was thinking
maybe you could do it.
505
00:23:30,534 --> 00:23:34,579
You know what I mean, pretend
to be the ditzy blonde type.
506
00:23:34,663 --> 00:23:35,455
You think I could?
507
00:23:40,043 --> 00:23:41,336
Well, it's been a
delightful evening, merrill.
508
00:23:41,419 --> 00:23:44,172
Oh, I haven't had
so much fun in years.
509
00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:45,173
It's so nice to celebrate.
510
00:23:45,257 --> 00:23:47,134
Yes, I'm glad your deal
went through, George.
511
00:23:47,217 --> 00:23:48,844
Congratulations again.
512
00:23:48,927 --> 00:23:49,302
Good night.
513
00:23:49,386 --> 00:23:50,637
Good night.
514
00:23:58,728 --> 00:24:00,689
Oh, I'm just so proud
of you, darling.
515
00:24:00,772 --> 00:24:01,481
Proud of me?
516
00:24:01,565 --> 00:24:02,482
For what?
517
00:24:02,566 --> 00:24:04,818
Oh, for the deal
going through.
518
00:24:04,901 --> 00:24:06,403
The deal didn't go through.
519
00:24:06,486 --> 00:24:07,654
It fell through.
520
00:24:07,737 --> 00:24:07,779
There is no deal.
521
00:24:10,907 --> 00:24:12,033
But you said--
522
00:24:12,117 --> 00:24:15,120
I wasn't about to let your
old boyfriend, Mr. Success
523
00:24:15,203 --> 00:24:18,039
and his fancy white suit,
know that his lover's
524
00:24:18,123 --> 00:24:19,958
husband is a failure.
525
00:24:20,041 --> 00:24:21,710
There was never anything
between merrill and me.
526
00:24:21,793 --> 00:24:22,502
No, there never was.
527
00:24:22,586 --> 00:24:23,211
But there is now, right?
528
00:24:23,295 --> 00:24:25,088
You know how you make me feel.
529
00:24:25,172 --> 00:24:26,047
Do you know how lousy
you make me feel?
530
00:24:26,131 --> 00:24:28,425
George, I share in your pain.
531
00:24:28,508 --> 00:24:29,718
You share in my pain.
532
00:24:29,801 --> 00:24:32,304
I'm off on that damn ship
to shore telephone listening
533
00:24:32,387 --> 00:24:34,723
to my whole life go down the
drain, and that's all you
534
00:24:34,806 --> 00:24:36,808
care about is dancing
with Mr. Wonderful?
535
00:24:36,892 --> 00:24:37,517
That's not true.
536
00:24:37,601 --> 00:24:38,727
Let's talk about this later.
537
00:24:38,810 --> 00:24:41,313
No, we'll talk about it now.
538
00:24:41,396 --> 00:24:42,314
[Cry]
539
00:24:42,397 --> 00:24:43,315
Ow!
540
00:24:43,398 --> 00:24:43,899
Ow!
541
00:24:43,982 --> 00:24:45,901
Let me in there!
542
00:24:45,984 --> 00:24:47,903
This is your fault, and
you're gonna get it!
543
00:24:47,986 --> 00:24:48,904
Laura: Ow, don't!
544
00:24:48,987 --> 00:24:49,905
George, don't hit me.
545
00:24:49,988 --> 00:24:50,614
George, don't hit me!
546
00:24:50,697 --> 00:24:51,698
Please don't hit me again!
547
00:24:55,994 --> 00:25:00,332
[Music playing]
548
00:25:01,708 --> 00:25:04,002
Woman (over pa): This is the
last call for brunch now being
549
00:25:04,085 --> 00:25:05,003
served on the starlight deck.
550
00:25:05,086 --> 00:25:05,712
Don't miss out on
the croissants,
551
00:25:05,795 --> 00:25:07,589
but please save one for me.
552
00:25:20,769 --> 00:25:22,604
Morning, Sheila.
553
00:25:22,687 --> 00:25:25,357
Today's the big day
for you and Lou.
554
00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:27,901
It's still on, isn't it?
555
00:25:27,984 --> 00:25:30,111
You can relax, Allen.
556
00:25:30,195 --> 00:25:32,280
I know what you've been up to.
557
00:25:32,364 --> 00:25:35,492
So you don't have to make
a fuss over Lou anymore.
558
00:25:35,575 --> 00:25:36,409
I just--
559
00:25:36,493 --> 00:25:38,119
don't you think I
know that he's not
560
00:25:38,203 --> 00:25:40,538
the handsomest,
funniest, or the most
561
00:25:40,622 --> 00:25:41,790
intelligent man in the world?
562
00:25:41,873 --> 00:25:45,126
But after a couple of years
of the singles rat race,
563
00:25:45,210 --> 00:25:50,340
with all this hey baby, what's
your sign, your place or mine?
564
00:25:50,423 --> 00:25:54,052
I just want somebody
who's serious.
565
00:25:54,135 --> 00:25:56,805
And Lou is serious.
566
00:25:56,888 --> 00:25:58,682
I know what you mean.
567
00:25:58,765 --> 00:26:02,769
If you do, just let it happen.
568
00:26:02,852 --> 00:26:05,522
Look, I have a million
details to take care of.
569
00:26:05,605 --> 00:26:07,482
So why don't you just
enjoy the cruise,
570
00:26:07,565 --> 00:26:10,902
and by tonight, financially
you'll be a free man.
571
00:26:10,986 --> 00:26:11,945
Sheila--
572
00:26:12,028 --> 00:26:14,155
look, Lou may
not be the shining
573
00:26:14,239 --> 00:26:16,950
knight I once thought you were.
574
00:26:17,033 --> 00:26:20,495
But if nothing else, I
know he'll be true blue.
575
00:26:30,171 --> 00:26:32,549
Hi Betsy.
576
00:26:32,632 --> 00:26:34,175
Working on your book?
577
00:26:37,512 --> 00:26:39,556
Betsy, there's something
that I want to tell you.
578
00:26:39,639 --> 00:26:40,682
Not now, Sylvia.
579
00:26:40,765 --> 00:26:42,809
I want to finish jotting
down this amusing anecdote
580
00:26:42,892 --> 00:26:44,853
about when we first met.
581
00:26:44,936 --> 00:26:47,105
Do you remember how I hated
you when we first met?
582
00:26:49,190 --> 00:26:52,027
Hello, miss duvall.
583
00:26:52,110 --> 00:26:53,361
I was wondering if we
could have a drink later
584
00:26:53,445 --> 00:26:56,239
to discuss how your
book is shaping
585
00:26:56,323 --> 00:26:59,784
up, in a manner of speaking.
586
00:26:59,868 --> 00:27:01,745
I'll be in the Neptune
bar just before lunch.
587
00:27:06,041 --> 00:27:08,293
What did he mean, your book?
588
00:27:08,376 --> 00:27:10,712
Betsy, I tried to tell
him about your book,
589
00:27:10,795 --> 00:27:12,547
but somehow things got mixed up.
590
00:27:12,630 --> 00:27:16,718
And he wants me to write
a book about my life.
591
00:27:16,801 --> 00:27:20,305
Sylvia, remember how I
hated you when we first met?
592
00:27:20,388 --> 00:27:21,514
Yeah.
593
00:27:21,598 --> 00:27:24,351
That was child's play.
594
00:27:24,434 --> 00:27:25,060
Here.
595
00:27:25,143 --> 00:27:26,853
Write the story of your life.
596
00:27:26,936 --> 00:27:28,396
And if you have any
trouble spelling
597
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:30,523
the words that describe
you, at least one of them
598
00:27:30,607 --> 00:27:32,108
starts with a b.
599
00:27:32,192 --> 00:27:35,445
B. Bashful.
600
00:27:35,528 --> 00:27:36,071
Benevolent.
601
00:27:36,154 --> 00:27:37,864
Brilliant.
602
00:27:41,409 --> 00:27:44,996
Betsy, not that b.
603
00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:46,915
Hello, Laura.
604
00:27:46,998 --> 00:27:48,458
Well, hello, merrill.
605
00:27:48,541 --> 00:27:49,918
Only coffee?
606
00:27:50,001 --> 00:27:51,669
I mean, you're passing
up our fabulous food?
607
00:27:51,753 --> 00:27:53,338
It's one of the things
we're known for.
608
00:27:53,421 --> 00:27:56,925
Well, I'm just really
not very hungry today.
609
00:27:57,008 --> 00:27:57,467
What is it, Laura?
610
00:27:57,550 --> 00:27:58,885
Oh, it's nothing.
611
00:27:58,968 --> 00:27:59,761
I slipped in the tub.
612
00:27:59,844 --> 00:28:02,597
I think I might
have bruised a rib.
613
00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:05,392
Remember George told you
I was accident prone.
614
00:28:05,475 --> 00:28:06,935
I think there's something
you're not telling me.
615
00:28:10,021 --> 00:28:13,775
Please, merrill, let it pass.
616
00:28:13,858 --> 00:28:14,776
I can't let it pass.
617
00:28:14,859 --> 00:28:16,611
We need to see Dr. Bricker now.
618
00:28:16,694 --> 00:28:19,072
Oh, no, no.
619
00:28:19,155 --> 00:28:19,739
No, I can handle this myself.
620
00:28:23,535 --> 00:28:25,745
Would you please leave me alone?
621
00:28:25,829 --> 00:28:28,248
Please?
622
00:28:28,331 --> 00:28:30,083
You'll just make matters worse.
623
00:28:30,166 --> 00:28:31,626
Captain: How can
matters be worse?
624
00:28:31,709 --> 00:28:32,627
Laura, I want [inaudible].
625
00:28:32,710 --> 00:28:35,797
Will you please,
please, go away?
626
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:37,966
Now I'm begging you.
627
00:28:38,049 --> 00:28:39,092
And don't come near me.
628
00:28:48,268 --> 00:28:53,231
[Music playing]
629
00:28:54,399 --> 00:28:56,234
Well, I don't know
what to do, guys.
630
00:28:56,317 --> 00:28:58,987
I mean, if I tell Sheila,
she calls off the wedding,
631
00:28:59,070 --> 00:29:01,114
and I'm back in alimony city.
632
00:29:01,197 --> 00:29:02,490
On the other hand,
if he's running
633
00:29:02,574 --> 00:29:05,452
around on his honeymoon, what's
the marriage going to be like?
634
00:29:05,535 --> 00:29:07,328
On the other hand, who am
I to tell Sheila anything?
635
00:29:07,412 --> 00:29:08,329
She's a big girl.
636
00:29:08,413 --> 00:29:09,998
She can take care of herself.
637
00:29:10,081 --> 00:29:10,832
On the other hand--
638
00:29:10,915 --> 00:29:12,041
wait a minute.
639
00:29:12,125 --> 00:29:14,210
You've already used
up two sets of hands.
640
00:29:14,294 --> 00:29:15,920
So what do I do?
641
00:29:16,004 --> 00:29:18,506
Can I ask you a very
personal question?
642
00:29:18,590 --> 00:29:20,175
Sure.
643
00:29:20,258 --> 00:29:23,219
Were you a good husband?
644
00:29:23,303 --> 00:29:26,181
No.
645
00:29:26,264 --> 00:29:26,764
Well, at least
be a good friend.
646
00:29:36,399 --> 00:29:39,861
[Music playing]
647
00:29:43,323 --> 00:29:44,949
Woman (over pa): Buenos
dias, and welcome
648
00:29:45,033 --> 00:29:46,284
to delightful puerto vallarta.
649
00:29:46,367 --> 00:29:48,411
While we're in
port, you may want
650
00:29:48,495 --> 00:29:49,704
to sample one of the
many fine restaurants
651
00:29:49,787 --> 00:29:52,582
that line its
cobblestone streets,
652
00:29:52,665 --> 00:29:53,500
and follow it with
horseback riding on one
653
00:29:53,583 --> 00:29:55,335
of the beautiful beaches.
654
00:30:11,142 --> 00:30:14,979
Aunt Sylvia, there's not one
intelligible word on this page.
655
00:30:15,063 --> 00:30:16,397
Maybe not, but there are
enough letters there to make
656
00:30:16,481 --> 00:30:19,526
almost any word you want.
657
00:30:19,609 --> 00:30:22,028
Betsy: Oh, I like this one.
658
00:30:22,111 --> 00:30:26,449
[Gibberish] Am I
pronouncing that correctly,
659
00:30:26,533 --> 00:30:29,244
miss book writer?
660
00:30:29,327 --> 00:30:32,413
Yes.
661
00:30:32,497 --> 00:30:35,250
Oh, I can't write a book.
662
00:30:35,333 --> 00:30:37,919
When did you get
your first clue?
663
00:30:38,002 --> 00:30:39,337
I have an idea.
664
00:30:39,420 --> 00:30:42,298
Why don't the two of you
collaborate on the book?
665
00:30:42,382 --> 00:30:43,508
I have a better idea.
666
00:30:43,591 --> 00:30:44,676
Why don't we write it together?
667
00:30:44,759 --> 00:30:47,512
That's what collaborate means.
668
00:30:47,595 --> 00:30:48,846
Well, I know, but I
wasn't sure you did.
669
00:30:53,685 --> 00:30:57,480
[Music playing]
670
00:31:01,442 --> 00:31:03,987
Sheila, you didn't let
me talk before, so i'm
671
00:31:04,070 --> 00:31:05,321
going to have my say now.
672
00:31:05,405 --> 00:31:06,823
Allen, please.
673
00:31:06,906 --> 00:31:09,325
I'm still busy with last minute
details before the wedding.
674
00:31:09,409 --> 00:31:10,868
I can't let you
marry that man.
675
00:31:10,952 --> 00:31:11,619
What?
676
00:31:11,703 --> 00:31:12,620
I just can't.
677
00:31:12,704 --> 00:31:14,789
You don't know anything
about the real Lou.
678
00:31:14,872 --> 00:31:16,457
First all you do
is build him up.
679
00:31:16,541 --> 00:31:20,920
And now-- Allen, you're
driving me crazy.
680
00:31:21,004 --> 00:31:23,840
What if I told you
the man is a womanizer?
681
00:31:23,923 --> 00:31:26,467
Lou a womanizer?
682
00:31:26,551 --> 00:31:27,760
I'm disappointed in you, Allen.
683
00:31:27,844 --> 00:31:29,846
Surely you could
come up with a more
684
00:31:29,929 --> 00:31:32,056
believable story than that.
685
00:31:32,140 --> 00:31:32,807
Well, he is.
686
00:31:32,890 --> 00:31:34,267
I swear to you he is.
687
00:31:34,350 --> 00:31:35,852
Oh, I get it.
688
00:31:35,935 --> 00:31:38,563
You're so afraid I won't go
through with the wedding,
689
00:31:38,646 --> 00:31:41,816
you're using the
reverse psychology bit.
690
00:31:41,899 --> 00:31:44,485
Look, in just a few hours,
we'll be in that little church
691
00:31:44,569 --> 00:31:46,863
in puerto vallarta.
692
00:31:46,946 --> 00:31:49,198
And when we leave, we'll
be mister and missus
693
00:31:49,282 --> 00:31:51,909
or senor and senora,
or whatever they
694
00:31:51,993 --> 00:31:54,037
call married people down here.
695
00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:57,332
So you can stop worrying.
696
00:31:57,415 --> 00:32:00,793
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have
to jump into my wedding talks.
697
00:32:08,301 --> 00:32:09,177
George?
698
00:32:09,260 --> 00:32:11,846
Uh, yeah?
699
00:32:11,929 --> 00:32:13,890
I want to know what
happened to Laura.
700
00:32:13,973 --> 00:32:17,644
Oh, captain courageous
coming to the rescue.
701
00:32:17,727 --> 00:32:18,186
Why don't you ask Laura?
702
00:32:18,269 --> 00:32:20,021
I did.
703
00:32:20,104 --> 00:32:21,814
She told me she
slipped in the bath.
704
00:32:21,898 --> 00:32:24,192
I told you she
was accident prone.
705
00:32:24,275 --> 00:32:26,736
That line is
getting stale, George.
706
00:32:26,819 --> 00:32:30,740
Now look, a very dear friend
of mine is in pain, deep pain.
707
00:32:30,823 --> 00:32:32,659
She doesn't want me
to be around her.
708
00:32:32,742 --> 00:32:34,702
She doesn't want me to help her.
709
00:32:34,786 --> 00:32:36,579
Now, I don't want to interfere
with your family business.
710
00:32:36,663 --> 00:32:37,622
Good.
711
00:32:37,705 --> 00:32:38,623
Then stay out of it.
712
00:32:49,634 --> 00:32:50,343
Here he is.
713
00:32:50,426 --> 00:32:51,803
Good luck.
714
00:32:51,886 --> 00:32:53,846
Well, I read
the first chapter.
715
00:32:53,930 --> 00:32:55,181
Wonderful.
716
00:32:55,264 --> 00:32:57,100
May I ask you a question?
717
00:32:57,183 --> 00:32:57,892
Did you like it?
718
00:32:57,975 --> 00:32:58,601
Did you like it?
719
00:32:58,685 --> 00:32:59,894
Did you like it?
720
00:32:59,977 --> 00:33:00,937
Well, it's a very good start.
721
00:33:01,020 --> 00:33:04,190
But to get right down to
the point, miss duvall,
722
00:33:04,273 --> 00:33:06,234
these days the public
only buys books
723
00:33:06,317 --> 00:33:08,611
with a lot of sex in them.
724
00:33:08,695 --> 00:33:12,073
Maybe we could discuss this
later tonight in my cabin?
725
00:33:12,156 --> 00:33:13,533
Give me a call so I
can ice the champagne.
726
00:33:13,616 --> 00:33:16,077
Oh, of course I will.
727
00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:17,662
I hate hot champagne.
728
00:33:22,208 --> 00:33:23,668
What did he say?
729
00:33:23,751 --> 00:33:27,422
I think what he said was
that the seamy side of life
730
00:33:27,505 --> 00:33:28,047
sells books.
731
00:33:28,131 --> 00:33:31,008
Do we have a seamy side?
732
00:33:31,092 --> 00:33:33,010
You're my only seamy side.
733
00:33:33,094 --> 00:33:34,178
Let's go back
to the typewriter
734
00:33:34,262 --> 00:33:36,097
and see if we can't get seamier.
735
00:33:36,180 --> 00:33:36,431
What does he mean by seamy?
736
00:33:36,514 --> 00:33:37,140
Dirty.
737
00:33:47,984 --> 00:33:48,901
[Inaudible] Water Polo?
738
00:33:48,985 --> 00:33:50,486
Let's [inaudible] Teams.
739
00:33:50,570 --> 00:33:51,904
I want you both on my side.
740
00:33:51,988 --> 00:33:52,655
Hey Lou.
741
00:33:52,739 --> 00:33:53,698
Ah.
742
00:33:53,781 --> 00:33:55,867
I just ran into your
little girlfriend Cindy.
743
00:33:55,950 --> 00:33:56,617
Oh?
744
00:33:56,701 --> 00:33:57,952
Yeah, she was looking for you.
745
00:33:58,035 --> 00:33:59,620
You must have been a
big hit last night.
746
00:33:59,704 --> 00:34:00,079
Yeah?
747
00:34:00,163 --> 00:34:01,622
Little old me?
748
00:34:01,706 --> 00:34:03,791
She was so anxious to
see you again, I said she
749
00:34:03,875 --> 00:34:06,085
could wait in my cabin for you.
750
00:34:06,169 --> 00:34:08,129
Guess that was a mistake,
what with you practically
751
00:34:08,212 --> 00:34:09,964
standing at the altar.
752
00:34:10,047 --> 00:34:11,090
Your cabin?
753
00:34:11,174 --> 00:34:13,050
Yeah, well it makes more
sense than using yours,
754
00:34:13,134 --> 00:34:13,551
with Sheila right next door.
755
00:34:13,634 --> 00:34:15,803
That's right.
756
00:34:15,887 --> 00:34:18,181
And if I know Sheila, it's
going to be a couple of hours
757
00:34:18,264 --> 00:34:20,641
before she's finished dressing.
758
00:34:20,725 --> 00:34:22,018
Wait a minute.
759
00:34:22,101 --> 00:34:23,311
How can I be with another
woman at a time like this?
760
00:34:23,394 --> 00:34:26,647
No, no, no, no, no.
761
00:34:26,731 --> 00:34:28,191
I'll think of a good
reason on my way there.
762
00:34:35,907 --> 00:34:39,368
He told me he wanted
me to stay away from you.
763
00:34:39,452 --> 00:34:41,829
But I want to help.
764
00:34:41,913 --> 00:34:42,205
If I stayed away,
I'd feel helpless.
765
00:34:45,249 --> 00:34:46,167
[Sigh]
766
00:34:53,049 --> 00:34:55,968
Is that the problem?
767
00:34:56,052 --> 00:34:56,719
This?
768
00:34:56,803 --> 00:34:58,096
No.
769
00:34:58,179 --> 00:35:01,349
No, this is just an occasional
attempt to block it out.
770
00:35:05,686 --> 00:35:08,523
It's not a very
pretty story, merrill.
771
00:35:08,606 --> 00:35:09,273
Sometimes it helps
to share with a friend.
772
00:35:20,284 --> 00:35:25,581
[Music playing]
773
00:35:37,093 --> 00:35:38,636
Allen, what are you up to?
774
00:35:38,719 --> 00:35:39,720
I know you're up to something.
775
00:35:39,804 --> 00:35:40,888
Nothing.
776
00:35:40,972 --> 00:35:42,056
Sheila, I just thought
it would be nice,
777
00:35:42,139 --> 00:35:44,851
after all we've been through,
to have a quiet goodbye
778
00:35:44,934 --> 00:35:46,394
drink together in my cabin.
779
00:35:46,477 --> 00:35:47,395
That's all.
780
00:35:47,478 --> 00:35:48,896
That's all, really?
781
00:35:48,980 --> 00:35:50,106
Sheila, you're
getting married.
782
00:35:50,189 --> 00:35:53,067
If a guy can't drink a
toast to his ex-wife,
783
00:35:53,150 --> 00:35:54,360
who can he drink a toast to?
784
00:35:56,529 --> 00:35:59,699
Lou!
785
00:35:59,782 --> 00:36:01,826
Oh my gosh, Sheila.
786
00:36:01,909 --> 00:36:03,202
Lou, how could you?
787
00:36:03,286 --> 00:36:03,744
How could I what?
788
00:36:03,828 --> 00:36:05,621
Oh, you mean her.
789
00:36:05,705 --> 00:36:07,290
I was just taking
something out of her eye.
790
00:36:07,373 --> 00:36:08,583
Uh, it looks fine now.
791
00:36:08,666 --> 00:36:11,711
You can go.
792
00:36:11,794 --> 00:36:14,255
Well, I know when
I'm not wanted.
793
00:36:14,338 --> 00:36:16,090
You were kissing her, Lou.
794
00:36:16,173 --> 00:36:17,675
He was kissing her,
wasn't he, Allen?
795
00:36:17,758 --> 00:36:18,634
That looked like
kissing, right?
796
00:36:18,718 --> 00:36:19,969
That was not kissing.
797
00:36:20,052 --> 00:36:22,096
I was giving her mouth
to mouth resuscitation.
798
00:36:22,179 --> 00:36:24,265
I found her outside
in the passageway.
799
00:36:24,348 --> 00:36:25,975
Poor thing said she
wasn't feeling well.
800
00:36:26,058 --> 00:36:26,684
Stop it, Lou.
I'm not an idiot.
801
00:36:26,767 --> 00:36:28,436
I can explain.
802
00:36:28,519 --> 00:36:29,478
I can explain everything.
803
00:36:29,562 --> 00:36:31,814
You can take your
explanations and shove
804
00:36:31,898 --> 00:36:34,275
them up your crepe soled
wing tip [inaudible]
805
00:36:34,358 --> 00:36:37,111
Size 9 and 1/2 berny!
806
00:36:37,194 --> 00:36:37,862
That's Benny!
807
00:36:37,945 --> 00:36:39,030
9 and 1/2 Benny.
808
00:36:42,074 --> 00:36:43,492
She never understood
my business.
809
00:36:47,455 --> 00:36:48,956
Woman (over pa): Ladies
and gentlemen, we are
810
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:51,125
now leaving puerto vallarta.
811
00:36:51,208 --> 00:36:52,501
We hope your visit
was a memorable one.
812
00:36:52,585 --> 00:36:54,795
There's plenty of time to make
more memories on our return
813
00:36:54,879 --> 00:36:55,504
trip to Los Angeles.
814
00:36:55,588 --> 00:36:56,339
Hasta luego.
815
00:37:10,519 --> 00:37:12,396
Laur, laur,
please don't leave.
816
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:13,147
Please don't.
817
00:37:13,230 --> 00:37:13,981
I'm sorry.
818
00:37:14,065 --> 00:37:15,066
You've said that
before, George.
819
00:37:15,149 --> 00:37:17,401
No, I, I couldn't
help myself last night.
820
00:37:17,485 --> 00:37:21,489
When I saw you dancing
with stubing, I went crazy.
821
00:37:21,572 --> 00:37:24,241
I, i-- you were having
such a good time.
822
00:37:24,325 --> 00:37:27,161
My whole world
was falling apart.
823
00:37:27,244 --> 00:37:29,372
You told him to dance with me.
824
00:37:29,455 --> 00:37:32,833
You set the whole thing up,
just like you always do.
825
00:37:32,917 --> 00:37:34,043
You goad me, George.
826
00:37:34,126 --> 00:37:36,671
You, you try to
create a situation
827
00:37:36,754 --> 00:37:38,172
so you can be jealous.
828
00:37:38,255 --> 00:37:40,591
So you can, so you can make
it look like it's my fault
829
00:37:40,675 --> 00:37:41,926
and then take it out on me.
830
00:37:42,009 --> 00:37:43,219
I was jealous.
831
00:37:43,302 --> 00:37:47,932
George, it had nothing to do
with jealousy or with merrill.
832
00:37:48,015 --> 00:37:49,016
You were just looking
for an excuse.
833
00:37:49,100 --> 00:37:49,976
Wait a minute.
834
00:37:50,059 --> 00:37:50,977
What does that mean,
it was an excuse?
835
00:37:51,060 --> 00:37:52,812
It's because of you
and that damn captain.
836
00:37:52,895 --> 00:37:53,562
And you were with him today.
837
00:37:53,646 --> 00:37:54,814
I know.
838
00:37:54,897 --> 00:37:56,482
Yes.
839
00:37:56,565 --> 00:37:57,692
If you mean I was sharing
a problem with a friend,
840
00:37:57,775 --> 00:38:01,195
you're quite right.
841
00:38:01,278 --> 00:38:03,030
But the final solution is mine.
842
00:38:06,784 --> 00:38:09,912
George, every time something
goes wrong for you,
843
00:38:09,996 --> 00:38:13,582
every time you, you're
passed over for a promotion,
844
00:38:13,666 --> 00:38:19,213
or some business deal
falls through, you,
845
00:38:19,297 --> 00:38:21,173
you always take it out on me.
846
00:38:21,257 --> 00:38:22,925
When you're angry with
the world, with yourself,
847
00:38:23,009 --> 00:38:24,260
you hit me.
848
00:38:24,343 --> 00:38:25,052
That's not true.
849
00:38:25,136 --> 00:38:25,845
I love you.
850
00:38:29,098 --> 00:38:30,891
I don't think I can live
with that kind of love anymore.
851
00:38:30,975 --> 00:38:31,934
I don't want to.
852
00:38:32,018 --> 00:38:32,768
Laura, please,
please forgive me.
853
00:38:32,852 --> 00:38:34,520
Please, Laura.
854
00:38:34,603 --> 00:38:35,980
I, I promise I won't--
855
00:38:36,063 --> 00:38:39,400
I don't want to hear
any more promises.
856
00:38:39,483 --> 00:38:41,944
I hurt from your promises.
857
00:38:42,028 --> 00:38:43,779
I bleed from your promises.
858
00:38:47,033 --> 00:38:49,994
I, I cry [inaudible].
859
00:39:04,341 --> 00:39:05,718
What did you write, Betsy?
860
00:39:08,971 --> 00:39:11,057
Read it.
861
00:39:11,140 --> 00:39:12,933
Oh, Betsy, did
I really do that?
862
00:39:13,017 --> 00:39:15,269
No, I made it up.
863
00:39:15,352 --> 00:39:17,772
If Mr. Drake wants sex,
we'll give him sex.
864
00:39:17,855 --> 00:39:18,481
Good girl.
865
00:39:18,564 --> 00:39:21,776
Or bad girl, as the case may be.
866
00:39:21,859 --> 00:39:22,943
Well, I know I didn't do that.
867
00:39:23,027 --> 00:39:24,487
It's too dumb.
868
00:39:24,570 --> 00:39:26,989
You did that.
869
00:39:27,073 --> 00:39:29,158
Maybe it isn't that dumb.
870
00:39:29,241 --> 00:39:32,787
Tell me, did we do that,
or did you make it up?
871
00:39:32,870 --> 00:39:33,496
I made it up.
872
00:39:33,579 --> 00:39:35,289
Oh, I am sorry to hear it.
873
00:39:35,373 --> 00:39:36,916
That sounds like it could
have been kind of fun.
874
00:39:42,004 --> 00:39:44,715
It does, doesn't it?
875
00:39:47,343 --> 00:39:51,555
[Music playing]
876
00:39:55,768 --> 00:39:59,271
Sheila.
877
00:39:59,355 --> 00:40:01,023
I'm sorry.
878
00:40:01,107 --> 00:40:03,317
I really am.
879
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:06,195
No, you did me a favor.
880
00:40:06,278 --> 00:40:08,739
Better to find out
now than later, right?
881
00:40:08,823 --> 00:40:09,532
I guess.
882
00:40:12,535 --> 00:40:14,036
You know what else you did?
883
00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:15,496
What?
884
00:40:15,579 --> 00:40:18,290
You put yourself back in
hock with the alimony payments.
885
00:40:18,374 --> 00:40:20,251
I don't know what got into me.
886
00:40:20,334 --> 00:40:22,378
I was never Mr. Nice guy.
887
00:40:22,461 --> 00:40:24,505
Though when I found out
what he was, I had to let
888
00:40:24,588 --> 00:40:25,840
you know somehow.
889
00:40:25,923 --> 00:40:27,466
You knew they
were in the cabin?
890
00:40:27,550 --> 00:40:28,592
Allen: Yes.
891
00:40:28,676 --> 00:40:31,679
And I know what got into me.
892
00:40:31,762 --> 00:40:35,724
All of a sudden I was
taking care of you again.
893
00:40:35,808 --> 00:40:38,519
It felt kinda nice.
894
00:40:38,602 --> 00:40:43,649
In a strange way, it felt
kind of nice to me too.
895
00:40:43,732 --> 00:40:45,442
Well, what do we do with
the rest of the night?
896
00:40:48,445 --> 00:40:50,531
I say we do what
comes naturally.
897
00:40:50,614 --> 00:40:54,034
Let the night take
care of itself.
898
00:40:59,665 --> 00:41:03,627
[Music playing]
899
00:41:13,053 --> 00:41:16,140
Betsy, I don't know if it's
right to let Mr. Drake read
900
00:41:16,223 --> 00:41:18,350
all those seamy lies about us.
901
00:41:18,434 --> 00:41:23,898
Sylvia, these seamy lies
may very well make us rich.
902
00:41:23,981 --> 00:41:26,025
Oh, Mr. Drake.
903
00:41:26,108 --> 00:41:27,568
Read what we've written.
904
00:41:27,651 --> 00:41:28,777
I think you'll like it.
905
00:41:28,861 --> 00:41:31,614
I'd have liked it more if
you'd join me for champagne.
906
00:41:34,658 --> 00:41:37,912
You were both in harems
in the near east?
907
00:41:37,995 --> 00:41:39,413
In different harems.
908
00:41:39,496 --> 00:41:41,248
Sylvia was in a harem
in the near east.
909
00:41:41,332 --> 00:41:43,250
I was in a harem
in the far east.
910
00:41:43,334 --> 00:41:46,545
We met at a harem
convention in the middle east.
911
00:41:46,629 --> 00:41:47,379
This is sensational.
912
00:41:47,463 --> 00:41:50,382
I think I am going
to publish it.
913
00:41:50,466 --> 00:41:52,843
[Laughter] All the
Hicks in the south
914
00:41:52,927 --> 00:41:55,054
will eat up these sordid scenes.
915
00:41:55,137 --> 00:41:59,600
[Laughter]
916
00:41:59,683 --> 00:42:02,269
It just so happens, Mr.
Drake, that most of my relatives
917
00:42:02,353 --> 00:42:04,021
are Hicks from the south.
918
00:42:04,104 --> 00:42:06,190
So forget it.
919
00:42:06,273 --> 00:42:07,608
What do you mean, forget it?
920
00:42:07,691 --> 00:42:09,860
She means forget
it, Mr. Drake.
921
00:42:09,944 --> 00:42:11,528
We don't want to
embarrass our relatives,
922
00:42:11,612 --> 00:42:13,948
even though my relatives are
Hicks from New York City.
923
00:42:14,031 --> 00:42:16,450
Besides, she made it all up.
924
00:42:16,533 --> 00:42:18,118
I'll still publish it.
925
00:42:18,202 --> 00:42:19,328
This is hot.
926
00:42:19,411 --> 00:42:21,413
You'll make a lot of money.
927
00:42:21,497 --> 00:42:23,207
No thanks.
928
00:42:23,290 --> 00:42:26,669
Goodbye, Mr. Drake.
929
00:42:26,752 --> 00:42:27,586
You're making a big mistake.
930
00:42:31,882 --> 00:42:36,220
Well, I'm just sorry we won't
ever get our memoirs published.
931
00:42:36,303 --> 00:42:38,264
Me too.
932
00:42:38,347 --> 00:42:40,266
Now I'll never know
how my life turned out.
933
00:42:48,649 --> 00:42:50,567
It's just so hard to
understand, merrill.
934
00:42:55,072 --> 00:42:59,827
You give your whole life,
your very soul, to someone.
935
00:43:02,246 --> 00:43:04,748
It just ends up in pain.
936
00:43:10,045 --> 00:43:11,255
[Sigh]
937
00:43:11,338 --> 00:43:14,258
I'm sure there's
something in George's past,
938
00:43:14,341 --> 00:43:16,510
childhood that brought this on.
939
00:43:16,593 --> 00:43:17,553
Oh, I know.
940
00:43:17,636 --> 00:43:18,137
I know.
941
00:43:18,220 --> 00:43:20,556
But it still hurts.
942
00:43:26,061 --> 00:43:28,981
I'd like to talk
to you, Laura.
943
00:43:29,064 --> 00:43:32,359
I love you.
944
00:43:32,443 --> 00:43:35,321
I know you do, George.
945
00:43:35,404 --> 00:43:39,867
Merrill said that I
need help, and he's right.
946
00:43:39,950 --> 00:43:42,453
I've known it for a long time.
947
00:43:42,536 --> 00:43:43,954
But I didn't want to face it.
948
00:43:44,038 --> 00:43:46,915
I was afraid to admit it.
949
00:43:46,999 --> 00:43:49,960
But you did admit it.
950
00:43:50,044 --> 00:43:51,962
Why?
951
00:43:52,046 --> 00:43:58,260
When you said that you didn't
know if you loved me anymore,
952
00:43:58,344 --> 00:44:00,054
it tore me out inside.
953
00:44:00,137 --> 00:44:02,514
I don't know how you stayed
with me as long as you did,
954
00:44:02,598 --> 00:44:06,810
but I do know that I got
to have you in my future.
955
00:44:06,894 --> 00:44:10,356
If the future is going to be
anything like the past, George,
956
00:44:10,439 --> 00:44:12,107
I don't want any part of it.
957
00:44:12,191 --> 00:44:13,025
I'll get help.
958
00:44:13,108 --> 00:44:15,611
I promise.
959
00:44:15,694 --> 00:44:18,030
Just stay with me, please.
960
00:44:18,113 --> 00:44:22,326
I really don't think I should.
961
00:44:22,409 --> 00:44:24,203
[Inaudible] It might
be best for both of you
962
00:44:24,286 --> 00:44:26,205
to stay apart for a while.
963
00:44:26,288 --> 00:44:28,999
But Laura, I need you.
964
00:44:29,083 --> 00:44:30,084
I have needs too.
965
00:44:30,167 --> 00:44:33,253
Peace, security.
966
00:44:33,337 --> 00:44:35,047
Freedom from fear
in my own home.
967
00:44:35,130 --> 00:44:38,258
Basic needs.
968
00:44:38,342 --> 00:44:40,719
This can't go on like this.
969
00:44:50,771 --> 00:44:51,480
George.
970
00:44:55,192 --> 00:44:59,905
If you ever find that man I
used to love, I'll be waiting.
971
00:45:19,258 --> 00:45:24,930
[Music playing]
972
00:45:34,898 --> 00:45:35,816
Well, thanks for
everything, guys.
973
00:45:35,899 --> 00:45:38,777
And I may be able to
afford to come back
974
00:45:38,861 --> 00:45:40,320
and see you again real soon.
975
00:45:40,404 --> 00:45:41,905
Sheila, don't tell me
you're giving up the alimony.
976
00:45:41,989 --> 00:45:43,699
No.
977
00:45:43,782 --> 00:45:44,658
No.
978
00:45:44,741 --> 00:45:45,576
In fact, I insisted
on her getting it.
979
00:45:45,659 --> 00:45:49,037
It'll cost me a
lot less to live.
980
00:45:49,121 --> 00:45:50,581
We're moving in together.
981
00:45:50,664 --> 00:45:51,832
Hey, that's great.
982
00:45:51,915 --> 00:45:53,000
Wait a minute.
983
00:45:53,083 --> 00:45:55,252
How's old Lou taking the news?
984
00:45:55,335 --> 00:45:56,879
See for yourself.
985
00:45:56,962 --> 00:45:58,839
Number 880, black
and white spectators,
986
00:45:58,922 --> 00:46:02,342
size 6 and 1/2 double a1?
987
00:46:02,426 --> 00:46:06,430
Lou the shoe strikes again.
988
00:46:06,513 --> 00:46:07,347
Come see us again.
989
00:46:10,934 --> 00:46:12,853
Bye captain.
990
00:46:12,936 --> 00:46:15,689
George.
991
00:46:15,772 --> 00:46:16,773
Laura will be staying
with her sister until--
992
00:46:20,486 --> 00:46:23,405
until I can deal
with my problem.
993
00:46:23,489 --> 00:46:24,865
I'll be waiting outside.
994
00:46:29,870 --> 00:46:32,956
Well, I know it won't be
easy, but I, I have a lot
995
00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:34,917
of time invested in that man.
996
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:37,920
I just hope the future
proves it worthwhile.
997
00:46:39,505 --> 00:46:42,049
I wish you the best, Laura.
998
00:46:42,132 --> 00:46:44,051
I know you do.
999
00:46:44,134 --> 00:46:44,843
I know you do.
1000
00:46:47,137 --> 00:46:51,183
You're a very wonderful,
caring human being, merrill.
1001
00:46:51,266 --> 00:46:53,227
So are you, Laura.
1002
00:46:53,310 --> 00:46:58,732
And you deserve what every
human being deserves, love.
1003
00:46:58,815 --> 00:47:00,734
With respect and dignity.
1004
00:47:00,817 --> 00:47:03,820
Don't settle for less.
1005
00:47:03,904 --> 00:47:05,405
I won't.
1006
00:47:05,489 --> 00:47:06,198
I won't.
1007
00:47:14,331 --> 00:47:17,084
No, that's not the
way it happened at all.
1008
00:47:17,167 --> 00:47:17,834
Yes it is.
1009
00:47:17,918 --> 00:47:19,461
Goodbye you two.
1010
00:47:19,545 --> 00:47:20,504
Are you still going to
keep on writing your book
1011
00:47:20,587 --> 00:47:22,756
about your lives together?
1012
00:47:22,839 --> 00:47:23,757
Well, I don't know, Julie.
1013
00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:26,343
She and I don't seem
to be able to agree
1014
00:47:26,426 --> 00:47:28,136
on how anything happened.
1015
00:47:28,220 --> 00:47:30,514
We can't even agree
on how we met.
1016
00:47:30,597 --> 00:47:31,473
Isn't that strange?
1017
00:47:31,557 --> 00:47:32,891
Betsy and I have
been friends for years,
1018
00:47:32,975 --> 00:47:35,686
but I honestly don't
think we ever met.
1019
00:47:36,353 --> 00:47:39,189
[Laughter]
1020
00:47:51,076 --> 00:47:54,621
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