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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,710 --> 00:00:07,170 A Nikkatsu Corporation Production 2 00:00:17,680 --> 00:00:19,900 Confucius says, 3 00:00:19,940 --> 00:00:22,610 "A wise man never courts danger." 4 00:00:23,230 --> 00:00:25,280 I would say... 5 00:00:26,570 --> 00:00:28,860 Danger's where the money is. 6 00:00:28,950 --> 00:00:32,530 DANGER PAYS 7 00:00:37,330 --> 00:00:44,290 Who is going to kill you? 8 00:00:44,340 --> 00:00:47,710 Screenplay by Ichiro Ikeda - Tadaaki Yamazaki 9 00:00:48,220 --> 00:00:53,390 A busy street corner, 10 00:00:53,470 --> 00:00:57,930 buoyant and bright 11 00:00:58,140 --> 00:01:03,310 Stabbing you, 12 00:01:03,360 --> 00:01:07,650 piercing with a cold knife 13 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:13,200 One autumn morning, 14 00:01:13,620 --> 00:01:18,200 crystal clear 15 00:01:18,500 --> 00:01:23,170 Who's going to 16 00:01:23,250 --> 00:01:29,260 kill you? 17 00:01:30,420 --> 00:01:32,970 Danger's where the money is. 18 00:01:33,010 --> 00:01:38,680 Who's going to 19 00:01:39,020 --> 00:01:42,770 kill me? 20 00:01:42,850 --> 00:01:44,060 Starring: 21 00:01:44,150 --> 00:01:47,770 Jo Shishido Hiroyuki Nagato Ruriko Asaoka 22 00:01:47,860 --> 00:01:49,400 On the bed, 23 00:01:49,480 --> 00:01:50,820 nice and warm 24 00:01:50,860 --> 00:01:54,160 Arihiro Fujimura - Eiji Go - Bokuzen Hidari Kojiro Kusanagi - Torahiko Hamada 25 00:01:54,200 --> 00:01:56,350 Daizaburo Hirata - Toyoko Takechi Zenji Yamada - Keisuke Noro 26 00:01:56,370 --> 00:01:57,870 Shuntaro Tamamura - Shobun Inoue 27 00:01:57,950 --> 00:01:59,950 Firm hands 28 00:02:00,040 --> 00:02:04,420 wrap around my neck 29 00:02:04,750 --> 00:02:10,260 One autumn night, 30 00:02:10,550 --> 00:02:15,180 rainy and wet 31 00:02:15,220 --> 00:02:20,470 Who is going 32 00:02:20,720 --> 00:02:26,270 to kill me? 33 00:02:26,360 --> 00:02:30,320 Directed by Ko Nakahira 34 00:03:00,260 --> 00:03:01,640 Watch out, you jerk! 35 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:07,020 Kijima, look! 36 00:03:09,820 --> 00:03:11,900 NAKATA COURIER 37 00:03:12,730 --> 00:03:14,740 What do you think you're doing? 38 00:04:36,440 --> 00:04:39,030 A fox and a raccoon, both are the same 39 00:04:39,110 --> 00:04:42,120 This one, or that one? Which one is the fool? 40 00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:44,490 Hey, will you stop? 41 00:04:44,530 --> 00:04:47,370 Will you ever stop singing? 42 00:04:47,700 --> 00:04:51,120 This song turns me on. 43 00:04:52,170 --> 00:04:55,670 They're all hateful liars... 44 00:04:56,300 --> 00:04:58,380 Breaking news; 45 00:04:58,880 --> 00:05:01,890 watermarked paper for the printing of 1,000 yen notes was stolen 46 00:05:01,930 --> 00:05:03,870 from the Printing Bureau of the Ministry of Finance, 47 00:05:03,890 --> 00:05:06,770 totaling a loss of approximately 1.08 billion yen. 48 00:05:06,850 --> 00:05:08,020 ...here you go! 49 00:05:08,060 --> 00:05:10,000 Early this morning, a vehicle transporting watermarked paper 50 00:05:10,020 --> 00:05:11,730 went missing from the Odawara factory. 51 00:05:11,810 --> 00:05:14,730 Are you leaving? Already? 52 00:05:15,230 --> 00:05:17,280 Don't you want to have a good time? 53 00:05:17,780 --> 00:05:19,740 You're cheap! I hate you. 54 00:05:20,150 --> 00:05:22,660 The license plate number is 1908. 55 00:05:23,200 --> 00:05:25,740 Two people were on board, 56 00:05:25,780 --> 00:05:28,290 including 27-year-old driver, Goro Kijima, 57 00:05:28,580 --> 00:05:31,160 who was found dead in the forest 58 00:05:31,250 --> 00:05:33,790 near the Nikkatsu Film Studios. 59 00:05:34,210 --> 00:05:36,380 The other driver, Hajime Takei... 60 00:05:39,970 --> 00:05:41,970 Royal flush! 61 00:05:42,050 --> 00:05:44,760 - Sorry about that. - What a lucky guy! 62 00:05:44,930 --> 00:05:48,270 Hit-and-run? You can't do that, Slide-Rule! 63 00:05:48,720 --> 00:05:52,190 This is my place. I'm not running away. I'm just going out. 64 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:57,320 Look at this. 65 00:05:57,770 --> 00:05:59,940 It's too bad, but, according to probability, 66 00:06:00,030 --> 00:06:02,610 my chances of winning have decreased. 67 00:06:02,650 --> 00:06:05,870 And I only trust the numbers. Excuse me. 68 00:06:05,950 --> 00:06:09,950 - What the heck! - Good excuse, man! 69 00:06:10,040 --> 00:06:11,660 - Keep going. - Yeah! 70 00:06:12,960 --> 00:06:17,040 ACCORDING TO THE AUTHORITIES, 71 00:06:17,130 --> 00:06:21,800 WATERMARKED MITSUMATA PAPERS 72 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:25,970 WORTH 1.08 BILLION YEN 73 00:06:26,010 --> 00:06:30,810 HAVE BEEN STOLEN. 74 00:06:40,230 --> 00:06:43,320 - What are you doing? - What's up? 75 00:06:43,360 --> 00:06:45,320 CRIME WEEKLY 76 00:06:50,870 --> 00:06:53,000 JAPAN'S MOST SKILLED COUNTERFEITER 77 00:06:55,420 --> 00:06:58,460 MASAAKI SAKAMOTO 78 00:06:59,250 --> 00:07:01,130 Hello, this is Sakamoto's residence. 79 00:07:02,010 --> 00:07:05,510 My husband is in Hong Kong at the moment. 80 00:07:05,720 --> 00:07:07,720 He'll be back the day after tomorrow. 81 00:07:07,840 --> 00:07:12,600 What? Of course by plane, he's not going to walk back! 82 00:07:14,020 --> 00:07:16,390 That's the third time today. 83 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:20,860 Not again, give me a break! 84 00:07:40,920 --> 00:07:44,460 - Yo, Slide-Rule! - Good to see you, Joe. 85 00:07:44,550 --> 00:07:47,050 Are you picking up the Expert, Sakamoto? 86 00:07:48,050 --> 00:07:50,930 - Probability again? - Exactly! 87 00:07:51,010 --> 00:07:54,470 - I only trust the numbers. - Gimme a break, I'm tired of that story. 88 00:07:54,890 --> 00:07:57,480 - Was it you who stole the paper? - You're kidding me, right? 89 00:07:57,560 --> 00:08:01,060 Don't misjudge me. I'm the chief editor of Crime Weekly. 90 00:08:01,150 --> 00:08:04,480 I wouldn't get my hands dirty with such shady business. 91 00:08:04,570 --> 00:08:06,280 OK, then! What do you want? 92 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:09,110 Just like you, I plan to sell Mr. Sakamoto's skills 93 00:08:09,200 --> 00:08:12,580 to the thieves for a high price. His fakes look just like the real thing! 94 00:08:12,660 --> 00:08:15,040 - Like a broker. - I prefer counselor! 95 00:08:15,080 --> 00:08:19,920 - Shall we work together? - Why? We're rivals. 96 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,360 Think about it. We could split the money between the two of us! 97 00:08:22,380 --> 00:08:23,630 Wait, three of us! 98 00:08:23,750 --> 00:08:26,300 - Dump-Truck Ken, you too? - What do you mean, "you too"? 99 00:08:26,380 --> 00:08:30,010 Dump-Truck is always at the crime scene. You can't forestall your rivals! 100 00:08:30,090 --> 00:08:32,760 Slide-Rule, is it worth splitting it three ways? 101 00:08:32,800 --> 00:08:34,430 - I'm afraid it isn't. - Excuse me! 102 00:08:34,470 --> 00:08:36,770 - Where to? - To feed the horse. 103 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:38,390 - Wait! - What is it? 104 00:08:38,440 --> 00:08:39,850 Let me try something out. 105 00:08:48,110 --> 00:08:50,320 - What happened? - Don't you know? 106 00:08:50,410 --> 00:08:53,620 The squeaky sound of scratching glass makes him cringe. 107 00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:57,290 He runs away whenever he hears it. His nickname is Glass-Hearted Joe. 108 00:08:57,370 --> 00:09:00,170 OK, who is "the horse," then? 109 00:09:00,250 --> 00:09:03,290 Probably Mr. Sakamoto's wife. 110 00:09:08,800 --> 00:09:11,010 - Hello, Grandma? - Hello. 111 00:09:11,510 --> 00:09:13,800 - Who are you? - You don't remember me? 112 00:09:13,850 --> 00:09:15,310 I'm your grandson, Joji! 113 00:09:15,390 --> 00:09:17,390 - Grandson? - Yes, grandson. 114 00:09:17,470 --> 00:09:19,520 What a liar! 115 00:09:19,640 --> 00:09:22,900 If he is her grandson, I'm her great-grandson! 116 00:09:22,980 --> 00:09:25,520 That could work. The old lady is senile. 117 00:09:25,610 --> 00:09:28,490 We've got company. 118 00:09:29,110 --> 00:09:31,740 You don't remember me? How could you forget? 119 00:09:31,820 --> 00:09:36,160 Ten to one says they're the paper thieves. 120 00:09:37,490 --> 00:09:40,910 - Who are you? - Excuse me. 121 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:43,080 I'm her grandson, Joji. 122 00:09:43,170 --> 00:09:46,340 And I'm her great-grandson, Ken. 123 00:09:46,420 --> 00:09:49,130 - Are you kidding me? - Please, this isn't the place! 124 00:10:01,020 --> 00:10:04,060 Excuse me, may I search your bag again? 125 00:10:04,150 --> 00:10:07,690 There are mostly toys inside. 126 00:10:07,860 --> 00:10:12,150 Toys are often used to smuggle goods... 127 00:10:12,610 --> 00:10:14,780 OK, I'll go through security again. 128 00:10:14,860 --> 00:10:18,030 Wait. I'll take you to headquarters instead. 129 00:10:25,540 --> 00:10:27,920 He is taking ages! 130 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:31,880 He's being held in customs. They may have found something... 131 00:10:32,170 --> 00:10:33,470 Dump-Truck! Where's Slide-Rule? 132 00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:36,220 - I don't know, I'm not his mom. - Damn! 133 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:39,720 Is there another exit from customs? 134 00:10:39,810 --> 00:10:43,480 - Yes, for staff members only. - Yes! 135 00:10:54,240 --> 00:10:56,360 - Get in, please! - We're driving there? 136 00:10:56,410 --> 00:10:59,080 It's close, but I have a physical condition. 137 00:10:59,160 --> 00:11:02,250 You are still young. I'm sorry to hear that. 138 00:11:02,290 --> 00:11:05,330 Can you drive with one leg? 139 00:11:05,420 --> 00:11:08,000 It's fine. This car has no clutch anyway. Let's go! 140 00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:11,130 No clutch? How? 141 00:11:11,210 --> 00:11:14,470 - Well, it means... - Grandpa! 142 00:11:14,550 --> 00:11:16,590 Hey, wait! 143 00:11:16,630 --> 00:11:19,100 - I'll explain everything in the car... - I don't get it. 144 00:11:19,180 --> 00:11:22,430 Grandpa, you can't be walking around all by yourself! 145 00:11:22,520 --> 00:11:24,230 You're playing a dirty trick! 146 00:11:24,270 --> 00:11:27,100 He's taking me to the customs headquarters. 147 00:11:27,190 --> 00:11:29,440 Yes, I was just telling him about the clutch. 148 00:11:29,520 --> 00:11:31,360 The clutch? It has nothing to do with customs! 149 00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:34,240 I'll come with you wherever you go. Let's go! 150 00:11:34,280 --> 00:11:36,950 You got a lot of nerve, Joe! 151 00:11:37,320 --> 00:11:39,820 Don't scratch my car! 152 00:11:39,910 --> 00:11:42,290 We've got to complete the procedure. Let's go! 153 00:11:42,370 --> 00:11:44,080 Did you forget your grandson, Joji? 154 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:46,120 What are you doing? 155 00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:48,920 Stop it! You'll damage his precious hands! 156 00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:50,960 Stop pushing him! 157 00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:54,050 I need to look after him, I'm his grandson! 158 00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:56,170 That's right, and I'm his great-grandson! 159 00:12:01,720 --> 00:12:04,600 Sorry, but he's coming with us now. 160 00:12:05,230 --> 00:12:08,650 Quite an unusual gun you have. It's a Russian Tokarev! 161 00:12:08,690 --> 00:12:10,150 Don't touch it! 162 00:12:13,190 --> 00:12:15,030 Sweetheart! 163 00:12:16,240 --> 00:12:18,660 - Wait for me! - She's like a moth to a flame! 164 00:12:18,740 --> 00:12:20,740 Don't worry, I will get him back! 165 00:12:22,330 --> 00:12:26,540 Wait! Wait for me! 166 00:12:26,620 --> 00:12:28,580 Oh, my God! 167 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:33,380 Let me get in! 168 00:12:34,300 --> 00:12:37,760 Give me a ride. 169 00:12:43,010 --> 00:12:44,560 Hey, you! Go after them! 170 00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:46,850 - I have to get him back! - But I... 171 00:12:46,930 --> 00:12:48,350 Hurry up! 172 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:56,480 These are the finest tools. 173 00:12:56,690 --> 00:12:59,030 But we can get others if you prefer. 174 00:12:59,280 --> 00:13:01,950 I only work with my tools. 175 00:13:02,410 --> 00:13:06,080 Bring them to me. Where will I work? 176 00:13:06,370 --> 00:13:08,580 Anywhere you want in the mansion. 177 00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:12,210 No, I can't possibly work here. 178 00:13:12,380 --> 00:13:15,040 Don't complain too much, old man! 179 00:13:15,130 --> 00:13:18,340 I can't work around rude people like this guy. 180 00:13:18,380 --> 00:13:21,430 - Watch your mouth! - Stop it, Hide! 181 00:13:21,630 --> 00:13:24,800 Don't upset him, it could be fatal. 182 00:13:25,050 --> 00:13:27,430 I don't know about your profession. 183 00:13:27,520 --> 00:13:30,230 But you sure don't know a thing about counterfeiting. 184 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:33,270 - Why's that? - You see, counterfeiting... 185 00:13:33,350 --> 00:13:36,820 It's not simple to make money. 186 00:13:37,070 --> 00:13:40,280 The risk is high, and the profit low. 187 00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:44,240 This work is like alchemy. Yes, that's what it is. 188 00:13:44,280 --> 00:13:48,540 It's a form of art. 189 00:13:49,160 --> 00:13:53,370 It's a bad idea to threaten an engraver. 190 00:13:53,420 --> 00:13:56,540 Threats don't help make good art. 191 00:13:56,590 --> 00:13:59,550 I'm afraid I don't agree with your theory about profit. 192 00:13:59,590 --> 00:14:02,880 - We'll show you we can make a fortune. - No way! 193 00:14:02,930 --> 00:14:06,510 You'll get caught after the first 100 notes. 194 00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:08,930 - In Japan, maybe. - Huh? 195 00:14:09,270 --> 00:14:11,680 But we wouldn't do such a thing. 196 00:14:11,770 --> 00:14:16,110 We've already made a deal. A financier in Hong Kong will buy them all 197 00:14:16,150 --> 00:14:18,650 - and exchange them for dollars. - US dollars? 198 00:14:18,730 --> 00:14:21,110 You're surprised? 199 00:14:21,150 --> 00:14:23,570 I use my noodle, sir. Yes, I do! 200 00:14:23,610 --> 00:14:27,240 I won't threaten you to work. 201 00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:29,620 Where would you like to work? 202 00:14:29,830 --> 00:14:33,580 A messy, noisy and erotic place. 203 00:14:33,830 --> 00:14:37,340 The last condition in particular is a must. 204 00:14:38,460 --> 00:14:41,590 But I don't want an old-fashioned geisha. 205 00:14:41,630 --> 00:14:45,300 I want her to be modern, smart 206 00:14:45,340 --> 00:14:47,930 and luscious! 207 00:16:04,210 --> 00:16:06,340 - How is the Expert? - Very satisfied. 208 00:16:06,380 --> 00:16:09,220 He is working hard, looking at the ceiling. 209 00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:12,760 - It's so weird. - Dirty old man! 210 00:16:12,850 --> 00:16:16,520 Did you find out who those guys at the airport were? 211 00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:21,310 Glass-Hearted Joe, Slide-Rule Tetsu and the skinny one... Dump-Truck Ken. 212 00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:24,610 Simple crooks, they can't do anything much. 213 00:16:24,690 --> 00:16:27,820 - You damn fool! - Boss! 214 00:16:27,900 --> 00:16:30,950 Simple crooks wouldn't track down the Expert at the airport! 215 00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:34,290 - Find them and kill them! - Yes, sir. 216 00:16:34,830 --> 00:16:37,120 CHINATOWN 217 00:17:15,790 --> 00:17:20,410 Hey, Joe! Long time no see! 218 00:17:20,460 --> 00:17:23,420 Browning Hi Power, Luger P08, Ruby Automatic, 219 00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:26,050 Colt Commander and Pocket models. 220 00:17:26,460 --> 00:17:27,460 Please take a look. 221 00:17:28,050 --> 00:17:30,220 If you are a gun freak, you'll be pleased. 222 00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:33,300 Is that right? I'm looking for something special. 223 00:17:33,340 --> 00:17:34,970 - Do you have anything? - Of course I do! 224 00:17:35,010 --> 00:17:38,770 I, Masayan, collect guns from all over the world. 225 00:17:39,140 --> 00:17:41,350 - Just as I suspected... - "Suspected"? 226 00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:42,690 You don't have one. 227 00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:45,860 OK, what is it you want, then? 228 00:17:46,230 --> 00:17:50,490 Russian built, 8-shot, .762 caliber Tokarev, fully automatic. 229 00:17:50,990 --> 00:17:53,910 The Tokarev, huh? Too bad... 230 00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:56,830 - You had it? - I did. 231 00:17:56,910 --> 00:18:00,830 Russian guns are hard to get, but I had one last month. 232 00:18:00,870 --> 00:18:03,580 - It was the first one ever in Japan. - Where is it now? 233 00:18:03,670 --> 00:18:07,040 - Sorry, it was sold right away. - Who bought it? 234 00:18:09,170 --> 00:18:12,170 You've forgotten the house rule? 235 00:18:12,220 --> 00:18:14,490 You should know that all our customers' names are confidential. 236 00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:17,350 That's how it works in our business. 237 00:18:17,390 --> 00:18:22,060 I know, I know. But when you're a gun freak... 238 00:18:22,350 --> 00:18:24,850 You understand why I want to know, right? 239 00:18:24,940 --> 00:18:26,860 I do understand, but... 240 00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:31,570 You once said you wanted a Polish Radom M30. 241 00:18:31,650 --> 00:18:35,620 The Radom M30? I've been dreaming of getting one of those... 242 00:18:35,700 --> 00:18:37,700 Dreaming day and night about it. 243 00:18:37,990 --> 00:18:39,870 - It's a Radom! - No way! 244 00:18:40,370 --> 00:18:44,460 Come on, if you're really a gun freak, you should know how I feel! 245 00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:46,500 Tell me! Who bought the Tokarev? 246 00:18:48,670 --> 00:18:50,130 It is... 247 00:18:50,380 --> 00:18:52,380 Such a rare pistol! 248 00:18:52,470 --> 00:18:54,380 OK, I'll tell you! 249 00:18:55,220 --> 00:18:58,430 - Who is it? - Poker-Face Hide. 250 00:18:58,510 --> 00:19:01,890 - He hangs out at the Pinkie Bar. - Pinkie? 251 00:19:02,020 --> 00:19:04,270 PINKIE BAR 252 00:19:05,390 --> 00:19:07,400 Come again! 253 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:10,520 She fooled me right 254 00:19:10,570 --> 00:19:13,530 Three nights in a row going to the cabaret 255 00:19:13,570 --> 00:19:16,660 There are no trees that grow money 256 00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:19,700 The pawnshop is just the beginning 257 00:19:19,740 --> 00:19:22,830 Advanced retirement allowance 258 00:19:22,910 --> 00:19:27,420 Gave her everything and then good-bye 259 00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:30,750 Damn it, damn you, baby 260 00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:40,100 - Hello? - Hello? 261 00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:44,060 This is Yoshioka from block Number 3. My kid is very sick. 262 00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:46,940 Can you tell the doctor to come right away? 263 00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:49,690 - My kid is... - You got a wrong number! 264 00:19:49,770 --> 00:19:52,110 - Isn't this Dr. Takeda? - No, it isn't. 265 00:19:52,150 --> 00:19:54,110 - Who is it then? - This is the Kyoei Company! 266 00:19:54,150 --> 00:19:56,900 It can't be! Aren't you in Akashi? 267 00:19:56,950 --> 00:19:59,780 No, we're in the Heiwa Building, in Takara. 268 00:19:59,820 --> 00:20:01,620 Sorry about that. 269 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:44,620 KYOEI COMPANY 270 00:20:44,700 --> 00:20:46,080 Entrez! 271 00:20:48,750 --> 00:20:50,620 No sales, please, we have everything we need. 272 00:20:51,170 --> 00:20:52,330 How old are you? 273 00:20:52,420 --> 00:20:55,460 Young enough. I don't need your cosmetics. 274 00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:57,420 Who raised you? I wanna talk to them. 275 00:20:57,510 --> 00:20:59,630 You can't! They're six feet under. 276 00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:02,180 Not every man is a salesman, you know? 277 00:21:02,260 --> 00:21:05,010 - Aren't you a salesman? - I am. Well, sort of. 278 00:21:05,100 --> 00:21:07,520 But I'm more interested in your boss than you. 279 00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:11,940 - Hello, this is the Kyoei Company. - Who are you? 280 00:21:12,020 --> 00:21:13,940 Where is the receptionist? 281 00:21:14,020 --> 00:21:16,780 She is taking a nap on her lunch break. 282 00:21:16,860 --> 00:21:19,610 You're not a good liar. 283 00:21:19,700 --> 00:21:22,530 - You were at the airport earlier, right? - Busted! 284 00:21:22,660 --> 00:21:25,200 - How did you find out? - I have a radar. 285 00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:26,990 Are you the boss? 286 00:21:27,580 --> 00:21:30,870 - What do you think? - I guess you are. 287 00:21:31,250 --> 00:21:34,040 - I have a deal for you. - Deal? 288 00:21:34,130 --> 00:21:36,920 Let me ensure the Expert's safety. 289 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:41,220 Hire me as his bodyguard. 290 00:21:41,260 --> 00:21:42,840 What is that for? 291 00:21:43,550 --> 00:21:45,930 As you may already know, 292 00:21:46,010 --> 00:21:48,810 there are two other guys going after him. 293 00:21:48,890 --> 00:21:50,730 They're smart and skilled too. 294 00:21:50,770 --> 00:21:54,560 If you don't keep an eye on him, they will take him away. 295 00:21:54,650 --> 00:21:58,280 And they'll demand a huge ransom! 296 00:21:58,570 --> 00:22:01,650 - It'll cause nothing but trouble! - You may be right. 297 00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:05,570 Joe the Bodyguard will protect him, 298 00:22:05,620 --> 00:22:08,200 and also get rid of them for you. 299 00:22:08,580 --> 00:22:11,620 It will cost you extra, though. 300 00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:14,750 But, if you hire me, it'll save you a fortune! 301 00:22:14,790 --> 00:22:17,290 What do you say? 302 00:22:17,590 --> 00:22:20,840 No, thank you. And tell the girl 303 00:22:21,470 --> 00:22:23,300 that she's fired! 304 00:22:30,390 --> 00:22:32,890 - He just fired you. - What? 305 00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:36,940 It's your fault! 306 00:22:37,020 --> 00:22:39,610 You and your stupid stories. I wouldn't have... 307 00:22:39,690 --> 00:22:42,220 Don't get so excited. If you keep bouncing around, you'll bust your bra! 308 00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:44,450 Don't worry about it. I don't wear one! 309 00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:49,990 Too bad, I thought you weren't wearing panties, either. 310 00:22:50,490 --> 00:22:51,830 You're so rude! 311 00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:55,170 How will you make up for this? I won't be able to save money next month! 312 00:22:55,250 --> 00:22:56,420 You have savings? 313 00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:58,460 I'm planning to go to Paris. 314 00:22:58,500 --> 00:23:00,250 - You'll waste your money. - "Waste"? 315 00:23:00,300 --> 00:23:02,210 You think I'm going there for fun? 316 00:23:02,300 --> 00:23:04,800 - If not, why? - Do you really want to know? 317 00:23:10,970 --> 00:23:13,310 It's called sweep-hip-throw. 318 00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:15,250 I'm second rank in judo, third rank in aikido. 319 00:23:15,270 --> 00:23:18,270 I'm planning to teach them in Paris. 320 00:23:19,980 --> 00:23:22,360 Very impressive. 321 00:23:23,990 --> 00:23:26,320 I was saving money for the trip. 322 00:23:26,410 --> 00:23:29,910 I majored in French literature in university. 323 00:23:29,990 --> 00:23:31,910 French and judo! You are amazing. 324 00:23:31,990 --> 00:23:34,910 You owe me one. You've got to give me severance pay. 325 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,880 - You should call your boss. - Give me his phone number, then! 326 00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:40,210 He always calls me. 327 00:23:40,290 --> 00:23:43,880 I pass on messages to others when he calls in. 328 00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:46,090 I don't know his number, address or even his face. 329 00:23:46,180 --> 00:23:48,970 How did they hire you, then? Over the phone? 330 00:23:49,010 --> 00:23:53,180 When I was kicked out of my old apartment the janitor here got me the job. 331 00:23:53,220 --> 00:23:56,690 I thought it was a good deal, living here. Is my boss a rich man? 332 00:23:56,730 --> 00:23:58,440 - Probably. - Don't you know? 333 00:23:58,690 --> 00:24:01,520 - Don't know yet. - Who's the bad guy? 334 00:24:01,570 --> 00:24:03,610 That would be him. 335 00:24:03,690 --> 00:24:04,940 - Yes, I decided. - What's that? 336 00:24:05,030 --> 00:24:08,780 I'll come with you and get my money from him. 337 00:24:08,860 --> 00:24:10,370 You can't do that! Bye! 338 00:24:10,700 --> 00:24:13,830 Are you kidding me? This is all your fault, remember? 339 00:24:13,870 --> 00:24:16,290 I will stick with you! 340 00:24:17,580 --> 00:24:20,210 He managed to find us, that's not good. 341 00:24:20,710 --> 00:24:23,960 He will come here for sure. 342 00:24:24,050 --> 00:24:26,800 I can't give him a wrong address, that would look too suspicious. 343 00:24:27,260 --> 00:24:30,220 What? But I can't do that... 344 00:24:31,390 --> 00:24:33,890 Well, OK... 345 00:24:34,850 --> 00:24:36,020 Hello! 346 00:24:36,060 --> 00:24:40,060 OK, I'll take care of that. Thank you. 347 00:24:40,940 --> 00:24:43,400 - What is it, Tomoko? - I was fired. 348 00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:44,480 Without notice? 349 00:24:44,570 --> 00:24:48,740 No salary, or severance pay. That's illegal, right? 350 00:24:48,780 --> 00:24:52,280 That's awful. It has to be illegal. 351 00:24:52,370 --> 00:24:56,910 I need his address. Do you know where he lives? 352 00:24:56,950 --> 00:25:00,330 I don't know. I've never been to his place. 353 00:25:01,170 --> 00:25:06,460 I'll look it up for you. You poor thing! 354 00:25:07,670 --> 00:25:09,260 Here it is. 355 00:25:09,340 --> 00:25:12,930 Kyoei Company, owner, Jusuke Hijikata. 356 00:25:12,970 --> 00:25:15,600 The address is Nakamura, Yokohama, 357 00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:18,230 Cabaret Acapulco. 358 00:25:28,690 --> 00:25:31,910 MODERN GIRLS WANTED AT CABARET ACAPULCO! 359 00:25:41,120 --> 00:25:45,210 Let's make it clear. You're not my partner. 360 00:25:45,290 --> 00:25:47,460 Bad things could happen to you. 361 00:25:47,550 --> 00:25:50,260 I can't guarantee your safety. 362 00:25:50,300 --> 00:25:53,140 I know judo and aikido! 363 00:25:53,390 --> 00:25:57,810 If we get separated, meet me at the Kool Jazz Club. 364 00:25:57,850 --> 00:25:59,980 - OK? - Roger that! 365 00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:04,310 Stop it! 366 00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:10,150 Stop! 367 00:26:12,110 --> 00:26:14,910 Tell me the truth! Where is the Expert? 368 00:26:14,990 --> 00:26:18,120 - Where does he work? - I don't know! 369 00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:20,120 They'll kill me if I tell you! 370 00:26:20,450 --> 00:26:24,170 I'll kill you this instant if you don't tell me. 371 00:26:24,210 --> 00:26:27,670 I'll squish you beyond recognition, bones and everything else, 372 00:26:27,750 --> 00:26:29,630 like a hamburger steak! 373 00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:34,470 I don't know! Don't lie to me! 374 00:26:34,510 --> 00:26:36,100 OK, then. 375 00:26:38,890 --> 00:26:42,060 Please don't! Stop! 376 00:26:42,140 --> 00:26:44,310 For God's sake! Please! 377 00:26:44,690 --> 00:26:47,310 It's not a nice way to die. 378 00:26:47,360 --> 00:26:49,940 Please stop it! Stop! 379 00:26:51,780 --> 00:26:54,780 - Will you talk? - I can't if I don't know anything. 380 00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:58,330 Not again! Oh, my God! 381 00:27:02,450 --> 00:27:04,250 I'll tell you. 382 00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:25,890 - See anything? - He's not here. 383 00:27:25,940 --> 00:27:29,230 Don't worry, Boss. This place is well guarded. 384 00:27:29,310 --> 00:27:32,900 Unless Joe is a magician, he won't get in here. 385 00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:49,380 That's strange. 386 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,880 - What is? - There's too many guards. 387 00:27:53,590 --> 00:27:56,930 - Did you warn them? - No way! 388 00:27:56,970 --> 00:28:01,260 How could I warn them? You've followed me even in the bathroom! 389 00:28:02,220 --> 00:28:04,980 That's right. OK. 390 00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:10,440 - Do you know this gun? - No! 391 00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:15,490 Idiot, it's a Colt Python .357 Magnum. 392 00:28:15,570 --> 00:28:19,320 They are very powerful bullets. Put them in any other gun, 393 00:28:19,410 --> 00:28:21,530 and they'll blow your hand right off. 394 00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:25,620 One bullet will stop a car going 25 miles an hour. 395 00:28:26,910 --> 00:28:28,250 Listen up! 396 00:28:29,120 --> 00:28:32,090 - Don't forget, I'm aiming at your head. - Yes, sir. 397 00:28:32,130 --> 00:28:34,550 - I could blow your face off. - Yes, sir. 398 00:28:34,630 --> 00:28:36,470 - Any complaints? - No, sir! 399 00:28:36,670 --> 00:28:38,130 - Let's go. - Yes, sir. 400 00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:54,270 Damn it! You can't park here! 401 00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:56,490 - Can you hear... - Brother! 402 00:28:56,530 --> 00:28:59,150 The boss has been looking for you! 403 00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:01,160 I can't even go on a date, man! 404 00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:04,370 Watch out for my truck, or I'll blow your head off! 405 00:29:06,870 --> 00:29:09,000 - Hello, sir! - Hello! 406 00:29:15,340 --> 00:29:17,340 - What? - What is it? 407 00:29:17,380 --> 00:29:21,050 It isn't Joe, but Dump-Truck, the skinny guy, who's coming. 408 00:29:35,020 --> 00:29:36,150 Come in. 409 00:29:43,870 --> 00:29:47,700 Hands up, everyone! 410 00:29:48,330 --> 00:29:49,660 As you wish. 411 00:29:51,710 --> 00:29:56,380 One autumn morning, crystal clear 412 00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:58,420 Boo! 413 00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:01,430 Hello! 414 00:30:01,550 --> 00:30:04,390 I finally caught you! You've got to pay your bill. 415 00:30:04,470 --> 00:30:06,310 - Sorry! - You're causing me trouble. 416 00:30:06,390 --> 00:30:08,520 My boss is mad at me! 417 00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:10,390 Hey, you! What the heck! 418 00:30:10,520 --> 00:30:12,020 Look out! 419 00:30:17,650 --> 00:30:20,610 - What was that? - Oh, no! My truck! 420 00:30:23,070 --> 00:30:24,070 Get him! 421 00:30:36,170 --> 00:30:37,500 Ouch! 422 00:30:37,590 --> 00:30:39,760 - Sorry! - I told you to watch my truck! 423 00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:41,670 You moron! 424 00:30:42,090 --> 00:30:44,590 Guys, get him now! 425 00:30:54,440 --> 00:30:57,310 This way! Get them! 426 00:31:20,460 --> 00:31:23,300 ACAPULCO COMPANY OFFICE 427 00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:33,980 Who are you? 428 00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:37,440 We've got to move the old man. Boss's orders. 429 00:31:37,810 --> 00:31:38,810 OK! 430 00:31:46,610 --> 00:31:49,320 Hey, old man! Get ready to move. 431 00:31:54,750 --> 00:31:56,920 What's all that noise? 432 00:32:13,470 --> 00:32:15,350 Damn you! 433 00:32:18,310 --> 00:32:19,480 Go ahead, sir! 434 00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:26,740 Wait! 435 00:32:43,250 --> 00:32:46,210 Calm the customers down or you'll get fired! Start the music! 436 00:33:21,170 --> 00:33:23,210 1,000 YEN 437 00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:27,420 LOOK UP 438 00:33:29,090 --> 00:33:33,220 IT'S NOT TOO LATE - JOE 439 00:33:43,610 --> 00:33:46,360 - There's no room! - What about me? 440 00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:47,820 Get your own ride! 441 00:33:47,900 --> 00:33:52,780 You bastard! Stop! Come back! 442 00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:13,760 Where are we going? 443 00:34:19,140 --> 00:34:21,390 Welcome back! 444 00:34:21,890 --> 00:34:24,310 Oh, Grandpa! 445 00:34:24,810 --> 00:34:27,320 My dear, good to see you! 446 00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:30,900 I was worried about you! You disappeared! 447 00:34:30,990 --> 00:34:33,950 Someone stole your tools! 448 00:34:33,990 --> 00:34:38,450 - I couldn't sleep or eat! - Oh, dear! 449 00:34:38,490 --> 00:34:41,620 How did you pull this off? 450 00:34:41,660 --> 00:34:45,960 It's easy, I've been following you since the Expert disappeared. 451 00:34:46,540 --> 00:34:47,750 Why's that? 452 00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:52,340 I knew you'd bring him back. The numbers... 453 00:34:52,380 --> 00:34:55,090 - I only trust the numbers. - Enough of that! 454 00:34:55,470 --> 00:34:59,600 You can't take him away from me. 455 00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:01,680 Yes, I can. 456 00:35:02,180 --> 00:35:04,980 Wanna fight? 457 00:35:10,940 --> 00:35:12,320 That's not fair! 458 00:35:23,250 --> 00:35:24,660 Shall we go? 459 00:35:24,790 --> 00:35:26,290 OK. 460 00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:32,760 KYOEI COMPANY OFFICE 461 00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:35,800 - Oh, my! - Welcome back. 462 00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:38,720 Skip the greetings. You abandoned me there! 463 00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:40,720 But you made it back. 464 00:35:40,810 --> 00:35:42,520 It was awful. 465 00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:45,640 I tried hitch-hiking, but nobody would stop for me. 466 00:35:45,730 --> 00:35:47,730 So, I walked to the station. 467 00:35:47,810 --> 00:35:50,730 - Should have taken a taxi. - And waste my money? 468 00:35:50,770 --> 00:35:52,570 What are you doing here? 469 00:35:52,610 --> 00:35:54,650 I'm trying to sleep, as you can see. 470 00:35:54,740 --> 00:35:56,950 You got a lot of nerve! Where is the old man? 471 00:35:57,030 --> 00:36:00,120 A nasty guy took him away from me. 472 00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:03,240 You're hopeless! Give me money! 473 00:36:04,500 --> 00:36:06,370 - What? - 1,000 yen per night. 474 00:36:06,410 --> 00:36:08,250 Too expensive! And it's not your place anymore! 475 00:36:08,580 --> 00:36:11,210 Squatter's rights. Pay or leave! 476 00:36:11,250 --> 00:36:13,460 They must be waiting for me at my place. 477 00:36:13,550 --> 00:36:17,010 1,000 yen is too much. I can find a room with a bed for 700. 478 00:36:17,340 --> 00:36:19,930 OK, since we're both unemployed, I'll settle for 500! 479 00:36:20,720 --> 00:36:22,640 I pity the poor man who marries you! 480 00:36:24,140 --> 00:36:26,140 Here you go. 481 00:36:26,430 --> 00:36:27,980 Merci beaucoup! 482 00:36:28,190 --> 00:36:29,350 Good night. 483 00:36:34,110 --> 00:36:36,030 Should I close my eyes while you change? 484 00:36:36,110 --> 00:36:37,570 I'll sleep like this. 485 00:36:37,610 --> 00:36:39,700 - You'll ruin your clothes. - Don't worry about it! 486 00:36:39,780 --> 00:36:41,830 Carelessness can be dangerous around guys like you! 487 00:36:41,910 --> 00:36:45,120 - I'm not that interested in you. - Better safe than sorry! 488 00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:48,120 Switch the light off. I can't sleep with it on. 489 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:55,130 - I don't even know your name. - Tomoko Akiyama. You? 490 00:36:55,210 --> 00:36:57,470 Joji Kondo, you can call me Joe. 491 00:36:58,340 --> 00:37:01,300 - Good night, Joe. - Good night. 492 00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:10,150 I'll get you, Slide-Rule! 493 00:37:12,270 --> 00:37:14,150 Yeah, I know! 494 00:37:14,690 --> 00:37:16,610 The moon looks lovely tonight, Tomoko! 495 00:37:17,740 --> 00:37:19,820 No, thank you, I can't eat anymore... 496 00:37:20,610 --> 00:37:22,660 Asleep already? 497 00:37:41,510 --> 00:37:44,180 Get started five minutes after I get in. 498 00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:46,770 It should work out fine. 499 00:37:46,850 --> 00:37:48,890 - Stick to our plan, OK? - OK! 500 00:37:48,980 --> 00:37:52,810 In exactly 10 minutes, ring the bell. 501 00:37:57,280 --> 00:37:59,030 - Get it right! - Yes, sir. 502 00:38:03,070 --> 00:38:04,160 Come in! 503 00:38:05,660 --> 00:38:08,910 - A visitor, sir. - Who is it? 504 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:11,370 Good morning! 505 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:14,960 - Sorry about last night. - Wait! 506 00:38:15,210 --> 00:38:17,840 You've got some nerve coming here, Joe! 507 00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:21,880 You shouldn't talk about confidential business deals over the phone, it's... 508 00:38:21,970 --> 00:38:24,220 How much do you want for the old man? 509 00:38:24,260 --> 00:38:27,100 Let's see, two million! 510 00:38:27,180 --> 00:38:29,970 - What? - I was going to say that, but... 511 00:38:30,060 --> 00:38:32,020 Since this is our first deal, 512 00:38:32,060 --> 00:38:34,060 I will give you a discount. One million! 513 00:38:34,100 --> 00:38:37,900 A million? Give me a break! 514 00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:41,690 Who is going to 515 00:38:41,740 --> 00:38:45,160 kill you... 516 00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:50,080 You're tough! 900,000 yen! 517 00:38:50,620 --> 00:38:53,330 800? 750? 518 00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:56,750 - 720? - Impossible! 519 00:38:56,840 --> 00:38:58,090 300,000 at most. 520 00:38:58,170 --> 00:39:01,210 You can't do that, man! That doesn't cover the cost! 521 00:39:02,170 --> 00:39:05,130 Wrong timing, dummy... 522 00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:07,050 Hello? 523 00:39:07,720 --> 00:39:10,930 - Who? Slide-Rule? - Slide-Rule? 524 00:39:12,020 --> 00:39:14,770 Slide-Rule Tetsu wants to speak to you. 525 00:39:15,100 --> 00:39:16,520 This is Hijikata. 526 00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:19,230 Hello, glad to hear you. 527 00:39:19,270 --> 00:39:22,610 I took the Expert from Joe, 528 00:39:22,650 --> 00:39:26,070 but he misses his workplace. 529 00:39:26,110 --> 00:39:30,080 He felt inspired there. 530 00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:32,370 - Right? - Yes. 531 00:39:36,710 --> 00:39:38,130 I would like to 532 00:39:38,210 --> 00:39:42,010 return the Expert to you as soon as possible. 533 00:39:42,090 --> 00:39:44,340 Don't forget my 100,000 yen! 534 00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:46,550 How much do you want? What's your price? 535 00:39:46,630 --> 00:39:49,140 He's worth 10 million. 536 00:39:49,220 --> 00:39:53,310 But, since it's our first deal, one million will do. 537 00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:57,690 3:00 p.m. tomorrow in the third floor lobby of the police department. 538 00:39:57,770 --> 00:39:59,480 What did you say? 539 00:39:59,560 --> 00:40:02,820 The commissioner can be our witness. 540 00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:05,900 See you later! 541 00:40:07,990 --> 00:40:11,450 You liar! You don't have him anymore! 542 00:40:12,990 --> 00:40:17,170 I didn't say I had him, I said I can get him back for you. 543 00:40:17,210 --> 00:40:19,500 Or I can just leave as well... 544 00:40:19,830 --> 00:40:22,340 You think you can just walk away like this? 545 00:40:22,420 --> 00:40:23,960 What do you mean? 546 00:40:29,220 --> 00:40:32,010 I see, but I'm still going. 547 00:40:32,060 --> 00:40:35,680 You are? How interesting. 548 00:40:35,850 --> 00:40:39,230 Twelve guns, that makes 72 rounds. 549 00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:42,110 If you move, you'll have more holes than a beehive. 550 00:40:42,190 --> 00:40:45,570 A beehive? I don't think so. 551 00:40:50,070 --> 00:40:52,950 It's a beautiful day... 552 00:40:53,030 --> 00:40:56,370 - What is it? - Wireless microphone. 553 00:40:56,750 --> 00:41:00,880 My associate is listening through this microphone to whatever you say. 554 00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:02,090 What? 555 00:41:02,170 --> 00:41:05,050 It's connected to a tape recorder. 556 00:41:05,130 --> 00:41:09,380 If anything happens to me, my associate will bring it to the police. 557 00:41:09,760 --> 00:41:11,180 It's true. 558 00:41:11,430 --> 00:41:14,060 Can you call now? 559 00:41:17,810 --> 00:41:20,230 You want proof? Listen! 560 00:41:25,150 --> 00:41:28,530 Hello, I'm outside the Isezaki Police Station. 561 00:41:56,350 --> 00:41:57,970 You idiot! 562 00:42:38,350 --> 00:42:40,140 Hello, gentlemen! 563 00:42:40,220 --> 00:42:42,350 Let's get down to business! 564 00:42:42,890 --> 00:42:45,400 Thank you. Wait a second! 565 00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:47,980 - What? - Let me count it. 566 00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:00,500 They look real. 567 00:43:03,330 --> 00:43:05,420 POLICE STATION 568 00:43:12,010 --> 00:43:14,300 All there. Go ahead! 569 00:43:14,510 --> 00:43:18,890 Attention please, all police officers! 570 00:43:19,260 --> 00:43:22,520 This is Tokyo Mental Asylum. 571 00:43:22,850 --> 00:43:24,440 Around 1:00 p.m. today, 572 00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:27,440 two dangerous old people 573 00:43:27,520 --> 00:43:29,570 escaped from the asylum. 574 00:43:30,190 --> 00:43:33,240 They are a married couple dressed in kimonos. 575 00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:37,530 The man laughs like a baboon. 576 00:43:37,570 --> 00:43:39,990 He usually folds his arms. 577 00:43:40,030 --> 00:43:44,210 His wife has googly eyes and her mouth... 578 00:43:44,290 --> 00:43:46,870 She sounds like she's sucking candy when she talks. 579 00:43:47,330 --> 00:43:48,960 Listen, dear! 580 00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:52,380 A baboon face. That sounds like you! 581 00:43:52,420 --> 00:43:57,140 Googly eyes, talking like you're sucking candy. It must be you. 582 00:43:57,220 --> 00:44:00,430 Don't be ridiculous. I never liked sweets! 583 00:44:00,510 --> 00:44:02,470 I don't suck candies! 584 00:44:02,560 --> 00:44:05,430 - It's repeating, that is you... - Listen! 585 00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:07,900 It's your fault! What are you going to do? 586 00:44:07,940 --> 00:44:11,360 You promised me 100,000 yen if I brought him here! 587 00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:14,070 - Give me my 100,000! - Wait, lady! 588 00:44:14,610 --> 00:44:17,660 Open the door! 589 00:44:17,740 --> 00:44:19,990 Is anyone in there? 590 00:44:20,070 --> 00:44:22,990 Step back, people! Get back! 591 00:44:25,410 --> 00:44:26,580 What is it? 592 00:44:26,910 --> 00:44:29,960 I was going to go, then you came... 593 00:44:30,040 --> 00:44:32,380 I can't move... Ouch... 594 00:44:34,670 --> 00:44:38,180 It went too well! 595 00:44:52,110 --> 00:44:55,150 The Expert is gone again. 596 00:44:55,940 --> 00:44:58,950 Joe left this morning. 597 00:44:58,990 --> 00:45:00,660 What is he doing... 598 00:45:01,620 --> 00:45:04,330 What? OK, sir. 599 00:45:04,410 --> 00:45:07,410 I will go and look for the paper. 600 00:45:07,460 --> 00:45:09,000 Yes, sir. Right away! 601 00:45:22,720 --> 00:45:25,470 Look, everything is here. 602 00:45:26,140 --> 00:45:29,140 The papers are all here. I hope it won't get damp. 603 00:45:29,190 --> 00:45:32,060 - Give me the key! - You don't trust me? 604 00:45:41,240 --> 00:45:43,030 They're fine! 605 00:45:44,030 --> 00:45:46,330 Hey, you're heavy! 606 00:45:46,660 --> 00:45:48,160 Get off of me! 607 00:45:49,580 --> 00:45:50,710 You? 608 00:45:51,250 --> 00:45:52,710 Good work! 609 00:46:13,560 --> 00:46:14,940 You and you! 610 00:46:15,020 --> 00:46:16,570 What a coincidence. Excuse me! 611 00:46:16,650 --> 00:46:19,280 - Wait! - Let go! 612 00:46:19,360 --> 00:46:20,490 Come back! 613 00:46:43,630 --> 00:46:47,560 Hey, Grandma! Rise from the dead! 614 00:46:49,390 --> 00:46:50,470 A ghost! 615 00:46:50,930 --> 00:46:53,310 My back is aching. 616 00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:56,440 We haven't played cowboys in ages. 617 00:46:56,520 --> 00:46:58,270 Cowboys? 618 00:46:58,360 --> 00:47:02,240 He loves all the trends. Throws himself into them. 619 00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:05,410 The other day he bought these toy guns. 620 00:47:05,450 --> 00:47:08,120 He asked me to practice spinning them. 621 00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:09,410 Gun-spinning? 622 00:47:09,490 --> 00:47:11,200 Of course he wants to do it, 623 00:47:11,250 --> 00:47:14,290 but his hands would get shaky, so he can't do it. 624 00:47:14,370 --> 00:47:17,460 He made me practice. Let me show you. 625 00:47:17,540 --> 00:47:19,210 Give me that! 626 00:47:21,670 --> 00:47:23,760 Yeah, that's right! 627 00:47:25,220 --> 00:47:28,600 There you go! Again and again, good job! 628 00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:30,350 - Here. - OK. 629 00:47:30,430 --> 00:47:34,190 I broke 72 light bulbs to master that move. 630 00:47:34,270 --> 00:47:36,440 Right, left. Off you go! 631 00:47:37,270 --> 00:47:39,270 Very impressive! 632 00:47:39,650 --> 00:47:40,820 Freeze! 633 00:47:40,900 --> 00:47:42,780 Drop your guns and put your hands up! 634 00:47:43,610 --> 00:47:45,110 Line up over there! 635 00:47:47,820 --> 00:47:51,200 Nothing compares to real guns! 636 00:47:51,290 --> 00:47:53,540 - Right, honey? - Awesome! 637 00:47:54,290 --> 00:47:55,290 Tokarev... 638 00:47:57,290 --> 00:47:59,170 Check for microphones! 639 00:48:04,720 --> 00:48:06,800 Boss, it's junk! 640 00:48:06,880 --> 00:48:08,470 Damn you! 641 00:48:09,180 --> 00:48:11,810 Mr. Sakamoto, I'm sorry about this. 642 00:48:11,850 --> 00:48:13,770 Please come with me. 643 00:48:13,810 --> 00:48:16,270 I have to excuse... 644 00:48:16,310 --> 00:48:18,270 You can't quit now. 645 00:48:18,310 --> 00:48:20,820 You don't want to quit in the middle of it. 646 00:48:20,860 --> 00:48:22,650 It's just missing the moustache! 647 00:48:22,730 --> 00:48:27,450 He can't be looking up at half-naked girls anymore! 648 00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:30,620 That's why... I understand! 649 00:48:30,660 --> 00:48:34,330 I'll find you a decent place to work. 650 00:48:34,410 --> 00:48:35,830 Forget about it! 651 00:48:35,870 --> 00:48:38,460 I won't go anywhere without those girls! 652 00:48:38,500 --> 00:48:40,500 I'll never let you do that! 653 00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:43,920 - I won't go. - Shut up! 654 00:48:45,170 --> 00:48:46,840 Stop your nonsense, 655 00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:50,260 or I'll cut you. You'll never work again! 656 00:48:50,340 --> 00:48:52,510 Take it easy, man! 657 00:48:52,560 --> 00:48:55,180 Let your consultants take care of this! 658 00:48:55,220 --> 00:48:58,640 Things could get complicated without us. 659 00:48:58,850 --> 00:49:02,360 Thugs are useless at negotiating. 660 00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:05,730 - A smart guy like myself is perfect... - Shut up! 661 00:49:05,900 --> 00:49:08,240 - I'll shut you up forever! - Wait! 662 00:49:09,570 --> 00:49:11,490 Are you sure you can work this out? 663 00:49:11,530 --> 00:49:12,830 - For sure! - Absolutely! 664 00:49:12,870 --> 00:49:16,700 It's a deal. If you break the deal, 665 00:49:17,290 --> 00:49:19,540 - you know what'll happen to you? - I understand. 666 00:49:19,580 --> 00:49:22,290 Please sign this contract! 667 00:49:22,380 --> 00:49:23,590 Contract? 668 00:49:23,670 --> 00:49:26,710 What are you talking about? 669 00:49:26,760 --> 00:49:29,510 Don't forget that I'm watching you like a hawk! 670 00:49:29,550 --> 00:49:31,510 Oh, yeah! 671 00:49:31,550 --> 00:49:36,350 I'll never finish that moustache without the girls! 672 00:49:36,890 --> 00:49:38,480 I'll take you to a strip joint 673 00:49:38,560 --> 00:49:42,020 that would leave any man knocked out cold. 674 00:49:42,560 --> 00:49:45,400 I'll double your cut, how's that? 675 00:49:46,530 --> 00:49:49,900 OK, sweetheart, it may not be so bad. 676 00:49:50,860 --> 00:49:52,570 All right, then! 677 00:49:56,910 --> 00:49:58,750 Kyoei Number 1 speaking. 678 00:49:58,790 --> 00:50:01,210 - The paper was stolen! - What? 679 00:50:03,500 --> 00:50:05,250 Oh, my God! 680 00:50:05,290 --> 00:50:07,420 - What's wrong? - Paper... 681 00:50:07,460 --> 00:50:08,920 - Paper? - The paper was stolen! 682 00:50:08,960 --> 00:50:11,260 And Mr. Nagai and the boy are unconscious! 683 00:50:11,720 --> 00:50:13,430 Damn it! 684 00:50:23,560 --> 00:50:25,310 Kyoei Number 1, go ahead. 685 00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:27,960 Mr. Nagai regained consciousness. He said Tomoko Akiyama got the paper. 686 00:50:27,980 --> 00:50:29,940 - What? - That girl! 687 00:50:30,440 --> 00:50:33,490 - That's you, then! - No, but I wish it were. 688 00:50:33,570 --> 00:50:35,780 He's fooling us. 689 00:50:35,870 --> 00:50:38,660 - Let me torture him. - Don't jump the gun! 690 00:50:38,740 --> 00:50:42,410 It wasn't me, but I'm the only one who can contact her. 691 00:50:42,460 --> 00:50:45,960 - Do you want me to tell you? - Here is the contract. 692 00:50:56,010 --> 00:50:58,970 Hello. Kool Jazz Club. What? 693 00:50:59,010 --> 00:51:01,390 - Tomoko Akiyama? - It's me. 694 00:51:01,980 --> 00:51:03,230 Hello? 695 00:51:03,850 --> 00:51:06,480 I got you! Where's the paper? 696 00:51:07,610 --> 00:51:11,190 You've already found out! It's in a safe place! 697 00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:13,280 AVOID A TRAFFIC ACCIDENT TODAY 698 00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:15,570 It's next to a police box? 699 00:51:15,990 --> 00:51:18,410 Wait there, OK? 700 00:51:18,660 --> 00:51:21,540 I'll be right there. 701 00:51:21,620 --> 00:51:23,500 Got it? Promise? 702 00:51:32,760 --> 00:51:34,680 - The key! - No! 703 00:51:34,760 --> 00:51:36,430 - I'm driving! - Why? 704 00:51:36,510 --> 00:51:39,310 - Because I can't trust you! - That's right. 705 00:51:39,350 --> 00:51:41,680 You can't be too careful around him! 706 00:51:41,770 --> 00:51:43,730 Don't take the credit. 707 00:51:43,810 --> 00:51:46,730 Let this lady take the lead, we're following! 708 00:51:46,810 --> 00:51:49,940 That's right. Be a gentleman and show some manners! 709 00:51:51,110 --> 00:51:53,490 Officer, thank you for watching my car! 710 00:51:53,530 --> 00:51:54,780 Anytime. 711 00:51:57,700 --> 00:51:59,070 Get in! 712 00:52:18,430 --> 00:52:21,720 She is too slow. 713 00:52:21,810 --> 00:52:23,890 Doesn't she realize we're busy men? 714 00:52:24,270 --> 00:52:26,560 She is a model of safe driving. 715 00:52:26,640 --> 00:52:30,480 - She should be commended by the police. - We don't want them, you dummy! 716 00:52:30,560 --> 00:52:32,650 Kyoei Number 1, 717 00:52:32,730 --> 00:52:36,360 we're driving through Ichigaya at 12 miles an hour. 718 00:52:36,860 --> 00:52:39,870 What, 12 miles an hour? Why so slow? 719 00:52:39,910 --> 00:52:43,660 Make sure you follow her right. Keep your eyes on her car at all times! 720 00:52:43,740 --> 00:52:46,620 You never know what she's going to do! 721 00:52:46,710 --> 00:52:48,420 Roger that. 722 00:52:51,500 --> 00:52:53,880 I can't get this right, 723 00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:57,420 the moustache is tricky to carve! 724 00:52:57,470 --> 00:52:58,800 Take your time, honey! 725 00:52:58,880 --> 00:53:02,890 Art can't be rushed, you know? 726 00:53:11,150 --> 00:53:13,150 She's stopped the car and jumped out. 727 00:53:13,270 --> 00:53:14,570 What's that? 728 00:53:15,150 --> 00:53:19,360 You can't stay on the road. Watch out for the cars! 729 00:53:19,450 --> 00:53:21,820 She just saved a kitten on the road. 730 00:53:21,910 --> 00:53:23,910 A kitten? 731 00:53:36,920 --> 00:53:39,470 I don't know what happened to my car. 732 00:53:42,140 --> 00:53:43,890 Sorry, officer! 733 00:53:44,100 --> 00:53:45,850 She's stopped again. 734 00:53:45,930 --> 00:53:48,480 What! Where? 735 00:53:48,520 --> 00:53:50,810 At the center of Suiteng intersection. 736 00:53:50,890 --> 00:53:54,820 Intersection? What now? A kitten again? 737 00:53:54,860 --> 00:53:57,150 - No, sir, the engine stalled. - Unbelievable! 738 00:54:19,550 --> 00:54:21,510 She's on the move again. 739 00:54:36,650 --> 00:54:39,030 Hey, girl, that's some truck you're driving! 740 00:54:42,200 --> 00:54:44,820 Hey, beautiful! Wanna go out tonight? 741 00:54:47,990 --> 00:54:51,660 Come on, girl! We're both drivers, right? 742 00:54:54,880 --> 00:54:57,710 Give me an answer. 743 00:54:59,880 --> 00:55:02,880 Are you insulting me? Pull over! 744 00:55:16,020 --> 00:55:17,230 Say something! 745 00:55:19,650 --> 00:55:22,740 You think you can throw me with your pathetic judo! 746 00:55:22,780 --> 00:55:25,200 - I'm fifth rank in judo. - Shut up! 747 00:55:31,910 --> 00:55:33,290 Take this! 748 00:55:34,580 --> 00:55:35,960 You punk! 749 00:55:41,590 --> 00:55:42,760 What now? 750 00:55:42,970 --> 00:55:46,840 Major trouble, she's stopped the car by the bridge. 751 00:55:46,930 --> 00:55:49,260 She started a judo fight with a truck driver. 752 00:55:49,300 --> 00:55:50,640 What the hell? 753 00:55:52,100 --> 00:55:53,850 - Stupid girl! - You bastard! 754 00:55:59,940 --> 00:56:01,190 Here you go! 755 00:56:31,970 --> 00:56:33,140 - There you are. - What? 756 00:56:33,220 --> 00:56:34,850 Good job, lady! 757 00:56:34,930 --> 00:56:37,980 Mission accomplished. She's arrived. 758 00:56:39,150 --> 00:56:41,940 These are the front plates, 759 00:56:41,980 --> 00:56:43,690 this is the back. 760 00:56:43,820 --> 00:56:47,150 Look at it, great craftsmanship! 761 00:56:47,320 --> 00:56:51,410 I'm not bragging, but this is my best work. 762 00:56:51,660 --> 00:56:54,870 It'll be perfect on the real paper. 763 00:56:54,950 --> 00:56:57,210 This is world class counterfeiting! 764 00:56:57,290 --> 00:57:00,080 - Mr. Wong can't complain. - Mr. Wong? 765 00:57:00,170 --> 00:57:01,710 A rich man in Hong Kong. 766 00:57:01,790 --> 00:57:05,420 He'll buy them all from us. He's a good customer. 767 00:57:05,670 --> 00:57:07,840 - US dollars? - That's right. 768 00:57:07,880 --> 00:57:09,260 Great idea! 769 00:57:09,340 --> 00:57:12,100 Lower risk and quick cash. 770 00:57:12,180 --> 00:57:15,180 - It's a perfect plan! - As perfect as the plan! 771 00:57:15,270 --> 00:57:16,270 Freeze! 772 00:57:16,730 --> 00:57:18,100 Grab their guns! 773 00:57:18,730 --> 00:57:21,310 What's the problem? 774 00:57:21,360 --> 00:57:23,190 What are you doing now? 775 00:57:23,230 --> 00:57:25,030 Quit pretending! 776 00:57:25,110 --> 00:57:27,320 You have a plan to kill us, right? 777 00:57:28,110 --> 00:57:30,360 You gave away your business partner's name, 778 00:57:30,410 --> 00:57:31,700 which is top secret. 779 00:57:31,780 --> 00:57:33,990 You revealed it too easily. 780 00:57:34,030 --> 00:57:36,290 We won't be leaving this place alive. 781 00:57:36,370 --> 00:57:38,870 Isn't that right? 782 00:57:38,960 --> 00:57:40,370 Yeah, right! 783 00:57:40,420 --> 00:57:43,630 You're smart, that's right. 784 00:57:44,170 --> 00:57:46,130 I can't let you live. 785 00:57:46,210 --> 00:57:47,840 Your plan won't work! 786 00:57:47,880 --> 00:57:50,680 It has a 99% probability of failing! 787 00:57:50,720 --> 00:57:52,720 I'm a lucky guy. 788 00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:56,140 I'll always get that 1%. 789 00:57:56,220 --> 00:57:58,310 This time, too! 790 00:57:59,020 --> 00:58:00,350 Drop your weapons! 791 00:58:02,020 --> 00:58:04,150 I'm sorry about that. 792 00:58:04,230 --> 00:58:06,900 Don't underestimate me! 793 00:58:07,280 --> 00:58:09,900 Now line up in the hallway! 794 00:58:18,910 --> 00:58:21,250 Take them to the basement! 795 00:58:21,750 --> 00:58:23,250 Give me that stick. 796 00:58:23,290 --> 00:58:25,790 You have to carry me, then. 797 00:58:25,880 --> 00:58:26,920 Don't be silly! 798 00:58:26,960 --> 00:58:30,170 You may keep it, but don't you try anything funny. 799 00:58:30,920 --> 00:58:34,090 Ladies first, then you and you! 800 00:58:34,220 --> 00:58:35,850 One guard for each of them! 801 00:58:36,600 --> 00:58:39,930 Tie them together. If they try to escape, shoot them! 802 00:58:40,020 --> 00:58:42,390 That's a good idea. I hope they'll try to escape. 803 00:58:42,440 --> 00:58:44,560 Right turn! 804 00:58:45,400 --> 00:58:46,650 Onward! 805 00:59:17,470 --> 00:59:19,310 Stop right there! 806 00:59:19,850 --> 00:59:21,310 Turn right! 807 00:59:21,810 --> 00:59:22,810 - Count off! - One! 808 00:59:22,850 --> 00:59:23,850 - Two! - Three! 809 00:59:23,940 --> 00:59:24,940 - Four! - All here. 810 00:59:24,980 --> 00:59:26,190 Shut up! 811 00:59:26,270 --> 00:59:28,270 This is your final resting place. 812 00:59:29,150 --> 00:59:32,110 Make yourselves at home. That door is made of steel. 813 00:59:32,150 --> 00:59:35,490 You'll break your bones before you can break it down. 814 00:59:35,570 --> 00:59:39,790 You stuck your noses into other people's business! 815 00:59:39,830 --> 00:59:43,000 A well-earned punishment. Die in peace. 816 00:59:43,040 --> 00:59:47,210 You can scream like Tarzan, no one will hear you. 817 00:59:47,290 --> 00:59:51,300 They're building a highway outside. 818 00:59:53,010 --> 00:59:55,430 It's started now! 819 00:59:59,010 --> 01:00:00,470 Can you hear that noise? 820 01:00:00,890 --> 01:00:05,060 There is a printing room down below, that's the sound of the press. 821 01:00:05,140 --> 01:00:08,190 The machine has started printing. 822 01:00:08,400 --> 01:00:13,030 Listen, the papers are turning into 1,000 yen notes. 823 01:00:13,110 --> 01:00:17,110 Consider this sound your last gift! 824 01:00:17,200 --> 01:00:19,280 You're already printing with that press? 825 01:00:19,370 --> 01:00:21,030 Are you impatient or what? 826 01:00:21,080 --> 01:00:23,950 The Ministry of Finance is planning 827 01:00:24,040 --> 01:00:27,040 to buy a new press from Germany. 828 01:00:27,080 --> 01:00:29,540 It prints 100 rounds per minute, 829 01:00:29,630 --> 01:00:32,340 with a new design for 1,000 yen notes. 830 01:00:32,550 --> 01:00:35,380 We've got to finish it before they do. 831 01:00:35,470 --> 01:00:37,510 How are you going to kill us? 832 01:00:37,550 --> 01:00:39,970 The ceiling can't crush us. 833 01:00:40,050 --> 01:00:43,970 Will they flood the place with water? 834 01:00:44,060 --> 01:00:46,890 My watch is waterproof! 835 01:00:46,940 --> 01:00:48,690 I don't want to starve to death! 836 01:00:48,730 --> 01:00:52,570 I would've had tempura, sushi and coffee if I only knew! 837 01:00:52,610 --> 01:00:55,070 Being a hungry ghost is not cool! 838 01:00:55,150 --> 01:00:57,400 That would take too long, 839 01:00:57,490 --> 01:00:59,240 perhaps fill the room with concrete? 840 01:00:59,320 --> 01:01:02,030 It's a waste of time to speculate! 841 01:01:02,950 --> 01:01:05,000 I'll make it fast! 842 01:01:05,910 --> 01:01:09,420 Lock the door and pump gas through the keyhole. 843 01:01:09,460 --> 01:01:13,420 It might hurt at first, but you'll go fast asleep! 844 01:01:13,460 --> 01:01:14,460 Do it! 845 01:01:26,520 --> 01:01:28,140 It hurts! 846 01:01:28,230 --> 01:01:30,190 So long. 847 01:01:30,400 --> 01:01:33,360 I hope you rest in peace. 848 01:02:07,430 --> 01:02:08,980 Get it out! 849 01:02:09,020 --> 01:02:12,520 I knew I wouldn't die in bed. 850 01:02:12,600 --> 01:02:15,270 But I never thought I'd be gassed to death! 851 01:02:16,230 --> 01:02:19,030 But this is like a historical death. 852 01:02:19,110 --> 01:02:22,070 Like the Nazi gas chambers. 853 01:02:22,160 --> 01:02:25,580 Hijikata is like Eichmann, damn it! 854 01:02:25,830 --> 01:02:29,000 Stop being silly and find a way out! 855 01:02:29,080 --> 01:02:31,160 Or we'll be dead soon! 856 01:02:31,250 --> 01:02:33,830 I know, I wish I could! 857 01:02:34,170 --> 01:02:38,630 We're tied up. Nothing we can do. 858 01:02:38,670 --> 01:02:40,050 I've got a knife! 859 01:02:40,550 --> 01:02:42,930 - Here! - What? 860 01:02:45,350 --> 01:02:46,550 Where is it? 861 01:02:46,640 --> 01:02:49,680 A little to the right, a little down! 862 01:02:50,350 --> 01:02:52,690 Too far, go up! 863 01:02:54,060 --> 01:02:56,520 Now down. You pervert! 864 01:02:57,320 --> 01:03:00,650 - Me next! - Here? No way! 865 01:03:03,110 --> 01:03:06,240 - Yes, that's it! - Where? 866 01:03:24,720 --> 01:03:26,300 Here comes the gas! 867 01:03:26,390 --> 01:03:28,010 Dump-Truck, seal the keyhole! 868 01:03:41,440 --> 01:03:44,150 The gas has stopped, but your feet stink! 869 01:03:44,530 --> 01:03:45,740 Shut up! 870 01:04:04,630 --> 01:04:06,760 Are you done? 871 01:04:17,940 --> 01:04:20,270 Untie me quick! 872 01:04:20,360 --> 01:04:22,110 Wait, ladies first. 873 01:04:27,160 --> 01:04:28,530 Let's switch! 874 01:04:30,410 --> 01:04:32,830 - There you go! - OK! 875 01:04:34,790 --> 01:04:37,290 - Now what? - This is the problem. 876 01:04:37,370 --> 01:04:39,170 They are many and fully armed. 877 01:04:39,250 --> 01:04:42,840 While we've got only a penknife and a woman. 878 01:04:43,130 --> 01:04:46,420 - How ungrateful, I won't forgive you. - Calm down! 879 01:04:46,470 --> 01:04:50,510 I'll let you in on a secret. 880 01:04:50,600 --> 01:04:52,720 Please excuse me, lady! 881 01:05:10,320 --> 01:05:11,320 You! 882 01:05:11,410 --> 01:05:12,700 So you're not really crippled? 883 01:05:12,780 --> 01:05:14,540 Shut up and watch! 884 01:05:14,620 --> 01:05:17,210 I'll show you something nobody knows. 885 01:05:20,210 --> 01:05:22,290 This is a very slick trick! 886 01:05:22,340 --> 01:05:24,420 Danger's where the money is. 887 01:05:26,090 --> 01:05:27,220 Is that a... 888 01:05:27,300 --> 01:05:30,470 Right, an automatic rifle! 889 01:05:30,510 --> 01:05:34,180 I put lots of money into it, but I've never used it before. 890 01:05:34,470 --> 01:05:38,770 - That's quite a piece! - I'll take care of the lock. 891 01:05:38,850 --> 01:05:40,850 Hold your breath! 892 01:05:53,530 --> 01:05:55,910 - Got it! - Fantastic! 893 01:05:55,990 --> 01:05:59,370 Keep it down, or they'll shoot us. 894 01:06:04,380 --> 01:06:05,550 Coming! 895 01:06:07,800 --> 01:06:10,550 Something's wrong, the gas is leaking. 896 01:06:13,890 --> 01:06:15,560 Damn it! 897 01:06:18,560 --> 01:06:19,930 Take his weapon! 898 01:06:25,440 --> 01:06:27,280 He only had a knife! 899 01:06:28,110 --> 01:06:29,570 There's a guard in the staircase. 900 01:06:29,650 --> 01:06:31,910 We can't make too much noise, they'll hear us. 901 01:06:31,950 --> 01:06:33,360 - The knife? - No. 902 01:06:33,410 --> 01:06:35,580 - Too far. - How about the elevator? 903 01:06:36,410 --> 01:06:37,990 - That's it! - Wait! 904 01:06:38,370 --> 01:06:40,750 - It'll make lots of noise. - Come on! 905 01:06:44,290 --> 01:06:45,540 Give me the gun. 906 01:06:47,050 --> 01:06:48,960 Great, the escape hatch! 907 01:06:52,260 --> 01:06:53,760 Pass me the gun. 908 01:06:53,800 --> 01:06:55,720 Tomoko, give me your hand. 909 01:06:55,760 --> 01:06:57,720 I do judo and aikido, no problem! 910 01:07:00,810 --> 01:07:03,940 I can't do that, help me, pull me up! 911 01:07:03,980 --> 01:07:05,770 Here you go, man! 912 01:07:25,330 --> 01:07:26,730 No good, there are guards are out there! 913 01:07:26,750 --> 01:07:29,800 - Shall we climb the rope? - I'll go! 914 01:07:36,470 --> 01:07:39,470 Look at that, we found big rats there! 915 01:07:46,480 --> 01:07:48,860 We've been tricked. Whose idea was the elevator? 916 01:07:48,940 --> 01:07:51,650 Take it easy. They'll aim at us from the top! 917 01:07:53,990 --> 01:07:55,570 It's on fire! 918 01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:09,670 - Don't move, Tomoko! - What? 919 01:08:09,750 --> 01:08:12,170 Don't move, here is safe! 920 01:08:12,670 --> 01:08:16,590 I wish I never suggested the elevator! 921 01:08:16,680 --> 01:08:19,850 It's not your fault. They put a microphone in the cellar. 922 01:08:19,890 --> 01:08:21,640 That round thing must have been it. 923 01:08:21,680 --> 01:08:24,060 They heard everything we said! 924 01:08:28,020 --> 01:08:30,690 Wish me luck. 925 01:08:51,380 --> 01:08:52,960 Shit, no bullets! 926 01:09:00,350 --> 01:09:01,640 It's moving! 927 01:09:01,720 --> 01:09:04,680 They have no rifles now, they want us closer. 928 01:09:08,600 --> 01:09:11,060 Yeah, it's better than doing nothing. 929 01:09:11,110 --> 01:09:12,690 Dump-Truck, come over here. 930 01:09:20,450 --> 01:09:22,530 Ready, open! 931 01:09:33,750 --> 01:09:35,590 Be careful. 932 01:09:40,430 --> 01:09:42,010 There. 933 01:09:44,760 --> 01:09:45,930 Seven shots left. 934 01:09:46,770 --> 01:09:47,930 Six shots. 935 01:09:48,690 --> 01:09:50,850 - I've got 15 shots. - OK! 936 01:09:50,940 --> 01:09:52,610 That's 28 bullets in all. 937 01:09:52,650 --> 01:09:55,610 If we work together, we could make it. 938 01:09:55,900 --> 01:09:58,610 - What do we do? - We've got to take action. 939 01:09:58,780 --> 01:10:00,910 Make a counterattack! 940 01:10:00,990 --> 01:10:02,120 A counterattack? 941 01:10:03,240 --> 01:10:04,450 It's 80% probability. 942 01:10:04,490 --> 01:10:06,080 - Success rate? - No, failure. 943 01:10:07,120 --> 01:10:10,290 - Who cares, take a chance! - Dump-Truck! 944 01:10:10,330 --> 01:10:12,290 - You got a problem with that? - No! 945 01:10:12,500 --> 01:10:14,500 All agreed! 946 01:10:14,670 --> 01:10:16,460 Tomoko, fourth floor! 947 01:10:20,680 --> 01:10:21,970 Here they come! 948 01:10:26,810 --> 01:10:27,930 Ready? 949 01:11:33,790 --> 01:11:34,960 Are you OK? 950 01:11:35,040 --> 01:11:36,670 Poor thing. 951 01:11:36,880 --> 01:11:38,170 It's OK. 952 01:11:41,010 --> 01:11:43,130 Ignore the phone! 953 01:11:43,220 --> 01:11:46,550 If we don't, they might come over. 954 01:11:46,640 --> 01:11:49,220 Definitely yes, probability and all! 955 01:11:53,270 --> 01:11:54,890 Don't leave me! 956 01:12:03,320 --> 01:12:06,240 Hello, this is Kyoei Company. 957 01:12:06,610 --> 01:12:09,240 This is Wong from Hong Kong. 958 01:12:09,580 --> 01:12:11,740 May I speak to Mr. Hijikata? 959 01:12:13,620 --> 01:12:18,080 Mr. Hijikata... No, the boss is not feeling well. 960 01:12:18,500 --> 01:12:20,590 Not feeling well? 961 01:12:20,630 --> 01:12:23,880 That's not good. How is our deal? 962 01:12:23,920 --> 01:12:26,050 Will it be in five days as promised? 963 01:12:26,510 --> 01:12:29,930 Yes, it should be on time. 964 01:12:30,010 --> 01:12:32,350 OK, that's good! 965 01:12:32,430 --> 01:12:35,520 We'll see you at the Isogo landfill. 966 01:12:35,600 --> 01:12:40,270 High noon on Sunday. Agreed? 967 01:12:40,980 --> 01:12:44,690 Yes, I'll let him know when he gets better. 968 01:12:46,610 --> 01:12:48,200 OK. Let's run away! 969 01:12:50,660 --> 01:12:52,790 - Wait! - What now? 970 01:12:52,870 --> 01:12:54,750 Let me think now. 971 01:12:54,790 --> 01:12:58,000 - What about the counterfeit notes? - What about them? 972 01:12:58,290 --> 01:12:59,710 I've got it! 973 01:13:00,880 --> 01:13:03,460 The owners are all gone. 974 01:13:03,550 --> 01:13:05,170 It's ours now! 975 01:13:26,150 --> 01:13:30,200 Better than the real thing. It's a perfect 1,000 yen! 976 01:13:30,280 --> 01:13:33,450 This all belongs to us now, I can't believe it! 977 01:13:33,490 --> 01:13:36,410 1.08 billion divided by four. 978 01:13:36,500 --> 01:13:38,870 That's 270 million yen each! 979 01:13:38,960 --> 01:13:40,790 270 million yen, I can eat anything! 980 01:13:40,830 --> 01:13:43,170 Croquette, beef, pork cutlet, anything! 981 01:13:43,250 --> 01:13:46,010 What's going on? 982 01:13:46,050 --> 01:13:48,260 The guys who stole the paper are all... 983 01:13:50,590 --> 01:13:52,930 They all took a rocket to another world, 984 01:13:53,010 --> 01:13:55,180 so it's all ours now! 985 01:13:55,260 --> 01:13:59,140 I wish I'd known that, I would've done it properly. 986 01:13:59,190 --> 01:14:00,850 Done what properly? 987 01:14:00,900 --> 01:14:03,520 I hated those men, 988 01:14:03,560 --> 01:14:05,820 I tricked them. 989 01:14:06,360 --> 01:14:10,280 I put my sign in there! 990 01:14:10,530 --> 01:14:12,820 - Your sign? - Yes. 991 01:14:12,870 --> 01:14:15,450 I wanted to see their reaction when they saw them. 992 01:14:15,530 --> 01:14:20,370 If I'd known it was you, I'd have made it better than real! 993 01:14:25,000 --> 01:14:28,130 Will you tell us where the sign is? 994 01:14:28,380 --> 01:14:32,390 I didn't make it easy to spot, you know? 995 01:14:32,890 --> 01:14:35,890 Look at it like this! 996 01:14:40,230 --> 01:14:42,230 1,000 YEN 997 01:14:51,240 --> 01:14:52,410 The moustache! 998 01:14:54,530 --> 01:14:56,450 Same system as those popular dolls, 999 01:14:56,530 --> 01:14:59,410 eyes would wink if you change the angle. 1000 01:15:01,960 --> 01:15:05,330 We couldn't even cover the expenses! 1001 01:15:05,420 --> 01:15:09,170 We should never have involved so many people. Two would have been plenty. 1002 01:15:09,260 --> 01:15:11,340 I don't like what you're implying! 1003 01:15:11,420 --> 01:15:14,340 - Just who are you trying to blame? - Don't be a fool! 1004 01:15:15,550 --> 01:15:18,260 Let's get out of here. 1005 01:15:18,310 --> 01:15:19,810 Please go ahead. 1006 01:15:19,890 --> 01:15:21,100 Go ahead? 1007 01:15:21,140 --> 01:15:23,640 - What's your plan? - Nothing. 1008 01:15:24,100 --> 01:15:26,940 I just want to look at these counterfeit notes. 1009 01:15:27,020 --> 01:15:28,730 I'm just sentimental. 1010 01:15:28,770 --> 01:15:32,110 Liar! If you're sentimental, Godzilla is a cry-baby. 1011 01:15:32,570 --> 01:15:33,610 Tell us! 1012 01:15:33,860 --> 01:15:36,570 If you won't tell us what you're thinking... 1013 01:15:36,740 --> 01:15:38,450 Stop it, please wait! 1014 01:15:41,700 --> 01:15:44,460 Just stop it, I'll tell you! 1015 01:15:44,870 --> 01:15:47,000 Say it now, or we will... 1016 01:15:47,710 --> 01:15:51,130 I'll tell you, please put them away! 1017 01:15:55,130 --> 01:15:56,840 Are they gone? 1018 01:15:58,140 --> 01:16:00,260 This is what I think. 1019 01:16:00,470 --> 01:16:02,680 - We'll just do it anyway. - We'll just do it? 1020 01:16:02,770 --> 01:16:04,980 - Yes, I got it! - Right? 1021 01:16:05,770 --> 01:16:08,020 I don't get it, explain it to me! 1022 01:16:08,310 --> 01:16:10,270 - Otherwise... - What I mean is... 1023 01:16:10,320 --> 01:16:13,530 Let's exchange the counterfeit yen for dollars. 1024 01:16:14,990 --> 01:16:19,080 That's right, it's foolish to throw away our chance! 1025 01:16:19,160 --> 01:16:21,240 - I see. - What'd you do if they find out? 1026 01:16:21,330 --> 01:16:22,520 A professional will check them! 1027 01:16:22,540 --> 01:16:25,660 For that, we'll put a real 1,000 yen note on every bundle. 1028 01:16:25,750 --> 01:16:26,790 Great! 1029 01:16:26,830 --> 01:16:30,540 That's 1.08 billion yen. How many bundles will it be? 1030 01:16:30,630 --> 01:16:33,130 One hundred notes in a bundle. 1031 01:16:33,170 --> 01:16:36,220 That's 10,800 bundles. How much in yen? 1032 01:16:36,340 --> 01:16:38,010 10,800,000 yen. 1033 01:16:38,090 --> 01:16:40,350 Impossible! We don't have that kind of money. 1034 01:16:40,430 --> 01:16:43,180 If we did, we wouldn't be here. 1035 01:16:43,270 --> 01:16:46,690 How about 10% of the bundles? 1,080 bundles, 1,080,000 yen. 1036 01:16:46,730 --> 01:16:50,310 Listen, lady, they wouldn't be so stupid! 1037 01:16:50,360 --> 01:16:53,440 That camouflage wouldn't work, it would only last 10 seconds. 1038 01:16:53,530 --> 01:16:58,700 We'll be shot in 10 seconds with our bodies full of bullets! 1039 01:16:58,740 --> 01:17:01,580 Slow down, pal! It's not a bad idea. 1040 01:17:01,660 --> 01:17:03,240 Only give them less than 10 seconds! 1041 01:17:03,330 --> 01:17:07,120 The thing is, who will pay for 1.08 million? 1042 01:17:07,210 --> 01:17:09,380 Let's divide it by four. 1043 01:17:09,420 --> 01:17:11,880 - That's 270,000 each. - 270,000 yen? 1044 01:17:11,920 --> 01:17:13,840 That's a fortune for us! 1045 01:17:14,260 --> 01:17:16,920 Let's print them and leave! 1046 01:17:38,900 --> 01:17:42,740 We've got two rows with genuine bills, the rest is fake. 1047 01:17:42,830 --> 01:17:46,540 Stop them before they go lower. 1048 01:17:46,580 --> 01:17:49,750 - I'll give you a sign like this. - Trust me! 1049 01:17:49,790 --> 01:17:51,330 Let's roll! 1050 01:19:18,670 --> 01:19:19,670 Siren! 1051 01:19:21,470 --> 01:19:24,010 - The police? - My God! 1052 01:19:24,050 --> 01:19:26,600 - We've got to run! - Oh, no! 1053 01:19:26,680 --> 01:19:30,060 - Hurry up! - Move! 1054 01:19:30,350 --> 01:19:32,640 - Run! - Quick! 1055 01:19:33,060 --> 01:19:35,690 We did it! It worked! 1056 01:19:46,030 --> 01:19:50,040 - Police! Drop it, Tomoko! - What? 1057 01:19:55,750 --> 01:19:58,290 - What is it? - We got to run! 1058 01:20:05,090 --> 01:20:06,890 Cheers! 1059 01:20:11,390 --> 01:20:13,600 It worked out well! 1060 01:20:13,680 --> 01:20:17,690 I'm glad my artwork contributed to that. 1061 01:20:18,230 --> 01:20:20,730 In other words, 1062 01:20:20,820 --> 01:20:25,400 my art is worth about 1063 01:20:25,450 --> 01:20:27,530 $1,080,000 dollars. 1064 01:20:27,570 --> 01:20:31,700 I'm so delighted about that, right, honey? 1065 01:20:32,540 --> 01:20:37,040 Will you show me a dollar bill from the Hong Kong dealer? 1066 01:20:37,080 --> 01:20:40,000 You can show me just one. 1067 01:20:40,920 --> 01:20:45,630 My wife and I love foreign currency. 1068 01:20:45,720 --> 01:20:47,930 I'll show you as many as you want! 1069 01:20:47,970 --> 01:20:50,720 One is fine. 1070 01:20:51,640 --> 01:20:53,060 What? 1071 01:21:11,240 --> 01:21:15,790 I made it in Hong Kong. 1072 01:21:16,500 --> 01:21:18,250 Look at it from that angle! 1073 01:21:18,920 --> 01:21:22,630 Look, George Washington's face! 1074 01:21:22,670 --> 01:21:24,510 Washington? 1075 01:21:32,140 --> 01:21:33,810 Oh, my God! 1076 01:21:44,980 --> 01:21:47,990 Danger's where the money is. 1077 01:21:49,410 --> 01:21:53,330 THE END 77157

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