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Oh, Blanche.
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You know we got ratsin the cellar?
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- That wasn't funny.
- Yes, it was!
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- No, it wasn't.
- Trust me, it was funny.
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- Cruelty is funny to you. Pain.
- When it's somebody else's.
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- How many times do you watch it?
- I like it.
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They don't make movies
about real relationships anymore.
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What do you watch?
The Sound of Music?
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- What's wrong with that?
- Lf you don't mind Julie Andrews.
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- Do you have something against her?
- Doesn't everyone?
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I like her.
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Renee.
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- She's perky.
- She isn't perky!
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Sister Maria?
Mary Poppins?
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She bared her breasts
in that other movie.
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There's nothing Mary Poppins
about that.
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I saw that movie. Her breasts were
perky. She had optimistic nipples.
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- Okay, what's going on?
- What do you mean?
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- You don't like Mary Poppins?
- No.
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I don't have anything against...
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- High school.
- What about high school?
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I was...
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I was voted
"Most Likely To Become Julie Andrews."
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Ah!
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- I'm not anything like her, am I?
- No, and neither is she.
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She regrets those movies. Julie
Andrews is nothing like Mary or Maria.
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My class didn't know that when
they voted me most likely to be her.
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- People do think I'm prudey.
- Really?
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Sometimes in the unisex,
Richard and Billy tell jokes.
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They stop when I come in. They're
afraid to pierce my virgin ears.
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Men have something
about dirty jokes.
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They do?
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If you want in on the club, tell one.
They'll hand you a cigar.
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I don't know any. Except the one
about the flea, but Billy knows it.
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- Do you know any?
- I got a few.
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Tell me one.
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- I'm not telling you any dirty jokes.
- Why not?
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'Cause you'll faint!
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Sorry, I probably would have voted
with your class.
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You know what, Renee? Bite me!
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- Tell me one dirty joke.
- You want me to tell you a dirty joke?
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- The dirtier, the better.
- Okay. Ready?
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I'm ready.
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- Tell it!
- You'll faint.
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All right.
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This man is walking down the beach.
Nobody for miles. Beautiful sunset.
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Suddenly he spots this girl, no arms,
no legs, just a torso. She's crying.
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He says:
"Why are you crying?"
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"I'm 21. I have no arms,
no legs and I've never been kissed."
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And his heart just breaks.
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He gives her the most gentle kiss.
It's so romantic, her tears just stop.
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She says, "Thank you."
"You're welcome." And he leaves.
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He hears her crying again.
He says, "What?"
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"I'm 21, no arms, no legs
and I've never been screwed."
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So he throws her into the ocean
saying: "You're screwed now!"
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- What?
- That was disgusting.
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Come on!
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You're making fun
of a disabled woman's sex life.
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Forget it!
You are pathetic!
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- I'm pathetic?
- Yes, you.
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That joke wasn't funny.
It was sick.
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- Raindrops on roses...
- I'm not being Julie Andrews.
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- Sing, but that woman is drowning.
- Who's drowning?
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The woman got chucked into the ocean!
And you're singing!
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It's sick! Sick! Sick!
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VONDA SINGS:
I've been down this road
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The Dirty Joke
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Walking the lineThat's painted by pride
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And I have made mistakes in my life
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That I just can 't hide
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I believe I am ready
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For what love has to bring
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I got myself together
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Now I'm ready to sing
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I've been searching my soul tonight
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I know there's so much more to life
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Now I know I can shine the light
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To find my way back home
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Oh, baby, yeah
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Oh, yeah
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- Do you think it's funny?
- No, it's sick.
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- Dirty jokes are supposed to be sick.
- So you think it's funny?
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- Well, a little.
- No arms, no legs, bobbing around.
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I don't think you're supposed
to think about it.
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How? This woman was born a stump.
Can you imagine her life?
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I mean, kids picking on her.
She never made it to her prom.
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Some guy comes by, picks her up
and heaves her into the ocean.
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I don't think the joke is funny.
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It's a made-up thing.
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- You gave her a whole back-story.
- Maybe she did go to her prom.
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- There are people like that.
GEORGIA: I know.
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Don't rationalize like that.
No joke's funny if you dissect it.
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High or low tide? How'd she get
there? The questions are endless.
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Renee wants to know
if lunch is still on...
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...or if you'd rather use the hour
to make dresses from drapes?
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Richard, fasten your eye sockets,
you have a delivery.
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Go ahead.
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Certified.
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Absolutely.
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Here you go.
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My great-aunt said if you stare at
a beautiful woman too long...
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...you turn to stone.
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She was partially right.
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That would be a Fishism or
one of those boy jokes?
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- What?
- She's suing us!
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- What?
- Sexual harassment.
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- Everybody sues me for this!
- Let me see.
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I can't keep coming in here to be
served. This is ridiculous!
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Maybe you deserve this, everyone
gawking at her. I can't blame her.
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She's not suing the men.
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- It's the women.
- What?
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The allegation is that the women
don't like the way she dresses.
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- What? Can she sue for that?
- I think she can.
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There's a ruling on
same-sex harassment this fall.
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- That means gay harassment?
- No, it doesn't.
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If you accept the theory of hostile
working environment, she has a case.
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She is getting hostile treatment
because she's deemed too sexy.
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Should it be any different because
the hostility is coming from women?
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Let me meet with her lawyer.
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- She never made any demands?
- Not to me.
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She can't prove you had notice
of hostile environment.
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She'll argue "constructive notice."
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You must give the employer a chance
to fix the problem. She didn't.
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- I'll go see her lawyer.
- Ridiculous!
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That's what happens when you start
reducing women to body parts.
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- I don't like my butt.
- This outfit looks great on you.
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- It's too conservative for a date.
- The rabbi will think it's Reformed.
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I've never dated a rabbi before.
I hope he's more fun than the priest.
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Tell him my joke.
That will loosen up his little beanie.
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- Beanie? Renee, it's a yarmulke.
- Yarmulke.
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Tell him my joke,
I bet he'd laugh.
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Your joke is repulsive.
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It is funny!
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If I told it in a room of people,
you'd be the only one not laughing.
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- Okay, let's prove it.
- How?
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At the bar. Tell your joke.
I dare you.
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At the bar?
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If it's funny, put your microphone
where your mouth is.
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All right, I tell you what:
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I'll tell my joke at the bar. If they
laugh, you'll tell your flea joke.
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Forget it.
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See, as usual,
in the end you backed out.
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And you're worried this outfit
makes you seem more conservative?
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Okay. You get up at that bar
and tell the same joke...
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...and if people laugh,
a real good laugh...
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...then I will tell
my flea joke.
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You got a bet.
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- Good.
- Good.
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You?
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- You represented the ones you're suing.
- I'm flexible.
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- Listen, Miss...
- Call me Caroline, please.
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We're talking
huge conflicts of interest here.
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I've made my client
aware of the conflicts, thanks.
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- Miss Poop...
- I asked you to call me Caroline.
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Well, this is more than just
a conflict.
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- This is about the women's behavior.
- So?
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You fostered that
by representing the women!
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- So?
- So?
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I'm not the plaintiff,
Jennifer Higgins is.
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That's her name in case
you didn't realize.
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And I'm not suing Elaine or the women.
I'm suing the employer. You.
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I hate to sap any of the fun,
but I plan to enjoy myself.
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Oh. Mm-hm.
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Bye.
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Ally, I'm glad you're here.
New firm policy:
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Anybody who sues this firm
or me personally...
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...we drop everything...
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...and devote all our efforts
to ruining that person's life.
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Are we clear? Not just getting even.
Retribution? Not strong enough.
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Ruin!
That's the goal.
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Irreversible, irreparable,
irrational ruin!
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New firm policy.
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Can we disqualify the lawyer?
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She disclosed the conflict
of interest.
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She isn't so hysterical.
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The women's hostility was notorious.
She might make constructive notice.
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She'll waive notice
if she goes first.
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- Who does she want to depose?
- Elaine.
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That's a conflict of interest.
She represented Elaine.
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- We are wasting our time.
- We shouldn't want to disqualify her.
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I want to know why.
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She's lazy. Look how she ended last
week's lawsuit. She doesn't prepare.
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- It'll be harder with another lawyer.
- She's right.
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- You, first-chair. You are neutral.
- I'm not handling this case.
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Why not?
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It's too close to home.
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She was victimized because the women
thought she looked too sexy.
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I relate,
and I don't want to go there.
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- The second reason?
- Who said I had one?
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The first one stinks.
You must have a backup.
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- My first reason is enough.
- Just in case it loses steam.
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- That lawyer.
- Poop?
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Yes, Poop!
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- She hit on me.
- What?
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She did.
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- With a look.
- A look?
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Billy, there's one thing I know,
it's when I'm being hit on.
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Part of me thinks
she has a case.
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But all these laws overprotect us,
make us look like victims.
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- Elaine is being deposed today?
- We're dead. We'll settle soon.
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What if she wants to sink the firm?
She lost a lawsuit and could get even.
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We considered that,
but it's not in Elaine's character.
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She can't resist being helpful.
That's when she does all the damage.
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We'll be done at 5.
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Lots of time to get to the bar
and hear you tell your joke.
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- Do I look scared?
- No, and I know why.
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Even if you don't get a laugh,
you still get on stage.
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That satisfies your
inner-exhibitionist self.
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What?
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I looked it up: Jokes andTheir Relation to the Unconscious.
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- Freud?
- Oh, wait...
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"One who tells dirty jokes...
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...has concealed inclinations
to exhibitionism."
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- Give me that.
- There's more.
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"The ones best at dirty jokes have
a sadistic side to their sexuality."
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- He was the biggest sex perv going.
- Freud?
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It was all about sex with Freud.
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Little spanker didn't walk
without a hand holding his id.
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- That spanker invented psychoanalysis.
- Which obviously makes him your hero.
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Psychoanalysis came to him
in a wet dream.
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- Pardon the pun.
- It did not.
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"Irma's Injection"
was an erotic dream.
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Don't be whippin' Freud out with me.
I got that guy sussed.
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I never glanced at her unkindly.
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You stated,
"She came to work...
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...dressed to arouse
the male personnel."
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In paragraph 7, you say she willfully
attempted to sexually stimulate them?
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Well, a lot of us do that.
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But the key is to be subtle, so the
men don't realize what we're doing.
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You don't blame her
for dressing this way?
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Certainly not.
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And yet you and the other women
were angry enough to sue?
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Because the men
were acting like pigs.
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- So you were angry at the men?
- Correct.
235
00:15:51,973 --> 00:15:55,807
You had no anger at the woman
causing this behavior.
236
00:15:55,973 --> 00:15:57,247
Correct.
237
00:15:58,133 --> 00:16:00,010
- She was an innocent.
- Correct.
238
00:16:00,253 --> 00:16:04,929
- You two could even be friends?
- Correct.
239
00:16:05,093 --> 00:16:08,369
But your lawsuit demands
she be terminated.
240
00:16:08,573 --> 00:16:09,972
That was an alternative.
241
00:16:10,173 --> 00:16:14,928
The first demand was that she stop
walking around in her slutty way.
242
00:16:16,613 --> 00:16:21,482
"Her slutty way."
So you have no hostility towards her?
243
00:16:22,293 --> 00:16:26,605
I dress slutty. Just understated.
Moderately slutty.
244
00:16:26,773 --> 00:16:30,083
I see. Do you make room
for the possibility...
245
00:16:30,293 --> 00:16:33,524
- that with women whispering
she's slutty...
246
00:16:34,573 --> 00:16:37,963
...with women suing her
because she oozes sexuality...
247
00:16:38,453 --> 00:16:43,527
- do you make room for the
possibility she might feel oppressed?
248
00:16:44,173 --> 00:16:47,768
If she felt that way,
she shouldn't dress like that...
249
00:16:48,013 --> 00:16:51,801
...flaunting her big alabaster buoys
in everybody's faces.
250
00:16:53,733 --> 00:16:56,964
- I did not ambush the firm!
- Elaine, get out!
251
00:16:57,213 --> 00:17:01,331
- I'd like to account for my testimony.
- You're accounted for. Shoo!
252
00:17:06,613 --> 00:17:09,286
We've got a motion
to dismiss pending.
253
00:17:09,533 --> 00:17:12,252
We have to establish she
didn't feel harassed.
254
00:17:12,413 --> 00:17:14,881
- You want me to do it?
- Ally, you.
255
00:17:15,373 --> 00:17:17,250
- Me?
- She'll turtle against Billy.
256
00:17:17,493 --> 00:17:19,449
You got that
Julie Andrews thing going.
257
00:17:21,733 --> 00:17:24,850
- Did someone tell you to say that?
- Say what?
258
00:17:28,973 --> 00:17:32,329
If I tremble when I'm by your side
259
00:17:34,133 --> 00:17:37,762
He wouldn't pluck Julie Andrews
out of thin air. You told him.
260
00:17:37,973 --> 00:17:40,885
- I swear I didn't.
ALLY: Oh, right.
261
00:17:41,133 --> 00:17:43,124
After this song, up I go.
262
00:17:45,053 --> 00:17:48,489
- Maybe we should call it off.
- Too late, I'm ready.
263
00:17:48,653 --> 00:17:49,688
What if it bombs?
264
00:17:52,493 --> 00:17:56,645
If it bombs, I'll tell her
flea joke, which is no less dirty.
265
00:17:56,813 --> 00:18:00,601
Oh please, my joke is ribald.
Yours is disgusting.
266
00:18:00,773 --> 00:18:02,809
- Ribald?
- Yes, ribald.
267
00:18:03,053 --> 00:18:06,170
Who goes to Freud
to understand limericks...
268
00:18:06,373 --> 00:18:08,443
...uses "ribald"
and dates rabbis?
269
00:18:09,253 --> 00:18:11,050
Julie Andrews!
270
00:18:14,253 --> 00:18:16,164
VONDA:
Can I have your attention!
271
00:18:16,373 --> 00:18:18,045
Moment of truth.
I'm on.
272
00:18:18,253 --> 00:18:23,407
I've been asked to take a break so
somebody can tell you a joke.
273
00:18:23,653 --> 00:18:25,291
That somebody would be me!
274
00:18:29,333 --> 00:18:33,531
But first, let's take a moment
to give it up to Vonda Shepard!
275
00:18:33,693 --> 00:18:36,332
She's here every day
singing for us!
276
00:18:39,373 --> 00:18:41,091
God, she's comfortable up there!
277
00:18:41,973 --> 00:18:46,410
And I noticed we are here every day,
too. Same people and faces.
278
00:18:46,573 --> 00:18:49,610
Lawyers, stockbrokers, twins.
279
00:18:49,853 --> 00:18:53,846
Can we give it up
for the dancing twins, please?
280
00:18:56,893 --> 00:18:59,691
This is not fair.
She's warming up the crowd.
281
00:18:59,853 --> 00:19:03,323
RENEE: I came up here,
because looking at all these faces...
282
00:19:03,493 --> 00:19:10,046
...suits and ties and coats, boring
jobs. I see it in your expressions.
283
00:19:10,973 --> 00:19:13,806
And I thought,
this crowd needs something.
284
00:19:14,053 --> 00:19:16,647
- All right, what?
- We need to laugh.
285
00:19:17,373 --> 00:19:21,605
What we need is
one good, dirty joke.
286
00:19:28,173 --> 00:19:30,812
Disgusting dirty.
287
00:19:31,813 --> 00:19:33,690
Anybody feel
they could use that kind of joke?
288
00:19:33,893 --> 00:19:35,008
Yeah!
289
00:19:35,253 --> 00:19:36,766
I'm talking filthy!
290
00:19:39,173 --> 00:19:41,971
This is all under protest now.
This is a warm-up act.
291
00:19:42,173 --> 00:19:45,131
- They still have to laugh at the joke.
- And I won't.
292
00:19:47,733 --> 00:19:49,564
A man is walking down...
293
00:19:49,773 --> 00:19:54,563
...a beautiful beach, sunset,
pretty colors, nobody's around.
294
00:19:54,773 --> 00:19:58,209
And he spots this girl.
No arms, no legs, just a torso.
295
00:20:00,853 --> 00:20:04,209
She's crying.
So he asks her why.
296
00:20:04,453 --> 00:20:08,844
She says, "I'm 21, no arms, no legs,
and I've never been kissed."
297
00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:14,689
He bends down and gives her
the sweetest kiss.
298
00:20:14,933 --> 00:20:18,608
She says, "Thank you."
He says, "You're welcome," and leaves.
299
00:20:18,853 --> 00:20:21,606
He hears her crying again.
"What's the matter now?"
300
00:20:21,853 --> 00:20:26,688
She says, "I'm 21, no arms, no legs
and I've never been screwed."
301
00:20:30,733 --> 00:20:35,204
So he picks her up,
throws her into the ocean...
302
00:20:35,453 --> 00:20:38,365
...and says,
"You're screwed now, baby!"
303
00:21:01,413 --> 00:21:03,404
- You cheated!
- What do you mean?
304
00:21:03,613 --> 00:21:07,492
You did a warm-up, and on the
punch line, you did a butt waggle.
305
00:21:07,693 --> 00:21:11,652
- And it wasn't even the same joke.
- What do you mean?
306
00:21:11,813 --> 00:21:14,771
Before, it was,
"you're screwed now."
307
00:21:14,933 --> 00:21:20,212
Tonight, you added a butt waggle and
you said, "You're screwed now, baby!"
308
00:21:20,373 --> 00:21:25,686
That's much funnier. And I would have
laughed at that, maybe. "Baby" is...
309
00:21:25,853 --> 00:21:30,210
I was good, the butt waggle
was funny, and "Baby"...
310
00:21:30,373 --> 00:21:33,092
..."Baby" just...
311
00:21:39,013 --> 00:21:45,361
Renee, part of being a best, best,
best friend...
312
00:21:45,533 --> 00:21:50,084
...is not making your best friend
do something you know...
313
00:21:50,253 --> 00:21:52,892
...would be very painful.
314
00:21:53,053 --> 00:21:56,966
- I know that.
- And I was thinking that...
315
00:21:57,133 --> 00:22:02,412
...maybe I could pay off
this bet with money, or...
316
00:22:02,573 --> 00:22:06,646
...breakfast in bed,
for like a week.
317
00:22:06,813 --> 00:22:12,843
Anything other than me having to
get up on stage and tell my flea joke.
318
00:22:15,333 --> 00:22:20,168
Ally, when you're sweet like this,
it's almost impossible to say no.
319
00:22:21,373 --> 00:22:25,286
- Almost.
- Please, I'll be your slave.
320
00:22:25,453 --> 00:22:30,004
This time tomorrow night,
you're taking that stage.
321
00:22:31,813 --> 00:22:36,329
- You really making me get up there?
- I am.
322
00:22:53,173 --> 00:22:57,325
Try to act easy like Renee.
The crowd was having fun with her.
323
00:22:57,493 --> 00:23:01,725
- Have you ever told a joke before?
- What do you mean? I'm funny!
324
00:23:01,893 --> 00:23:07,684
I didn't mean you're not funny,
but standup comedy, that's...
325
00:23:07,853 --> 00:23:12,051
- The steno here?
- Go on in. Let me get Richard.
326
00:23:12,293 --> 00:23:13,408
Fine.
327
00:23:21,373 --> 00:23:26,527
- Did you see that? She looked at me!
- Poop is married, she's not gay.
328
00:23:26,693 --> 00:23:31,562
- Then why does she look at me?
- I don't know. I don't know anything.
329
00:23:31,733 --> 00:23:36,523
- What's that supposed to mean?
- You thought that joke was sick?
330
00:23:36,693 --> 00:23:40,447
- They laughed hard, Georgia.
- The men laughed.
331
00:23:40,653 --> 00:23:44,612
The women were more amused by
Renee's performance. The boys.
332
00:23:44,773 --> 00:23:49,722
- Why do men like sick jokes?
- I think they're just...
333
00:23:49,893 --> 00:23:52,930
- Sicker?
- Yeah.
334
00:23:59,973 --> 00:24:03,249
What, specifically,
did you perceive as hostile?
335
00:24:03,413 --> 00:24:06,723
Well, the looks, I guess.
336
00:24:06,893 --> 00:24:09,327
- The looks.
- Yes.
337
00:24:09,493 --> 00:24:14,123
- The looks from the men or the women?
- The women.
338
00:24:14,293 --> 00:24:18,445
- How would they look at you?
- Mean.
339
00:24:18,613 --> 00:24:21,525
- Mean?
- Yes.
340
00:24:21,693 --> 00:24:25,242
Can you describe what about them
made them seem mean?
341
00:24:25,413 --> 00:24:28,928
I can't really describe it,
I just felt it.
342
00:24:29,093 --> 00:24:33,405
If I could just get Barbara Waltersto ask the questions.
343
00:24:33,573 --> 00:24:37,851
Tell us about the dwinking and
the twouble it's caused.
344
00:24:38,013 --> 00:24:42,484
I just drink and drink, because
I was sexually fondled by my uncles.
345
00:24:42,653 --> 00:24:45,121
Do you have weegrets?
346
00:24:48,373 --> 00:24:51,171
When they looked at you mean,
did they squint?
347
00:24:52,333 --> 00:24:54,483
Look something like this?
348
00:24:55,773 --> 00:24:56,888
No.
349
00:24:57,053 --> 00:25:02,332
- How was the mean look different?
- It wasn't really, I guess. But...
350
00:25:02,493 --> 00:25:07,521
...when they filed that lawsuit saying
they hate the way I dress and look...
351
00:25:07,693 --> 00:25:13,131
...I had to assume they weren't
looking at me to become friends.
352
00:25:13,293 --> 00:25:17,411
When they filed that lawsuit,
that's when you felt the hostility?
353
00:25:18,333 --> 00:25:21,405
Okay, that's all.
354
00:25:23,853 --> 00:25:25,252
Thank you.
355
00:25:25,453 --> 00:25:26,408
Thanks.
356
00:25:28,573 --> 00:25:33,124
You were supposed to tear her up.
I'm nothing if not disappointed.
357
00:25:33,293 --> 00:25:38,731
- Where are we on the motion?
- Tomorrow. I sort of agree with him.
358
00:25:38,893 --> 00:25:43,921
How do we dismiss the claim if she
doesn't say she didn't feel harassed?
359
00:25:44,093 --> 00:25:46,687
She wasn't going to give us that.
360
00:25:46,853 --> 00:25:51,643
Without cracking the plaintiff:
What are we going to take to dismiss?
361
00:25:51,813 --> 00:25:54,373
I got it covered, Richard.
362
00:25:55,733 --> 00:26:00,727
- She wasn't very good, was she?
- She did seem a little gentle.
363
00:26:02,093 --> 00:26:05,130
- Maybe she can't be objective.
- How do you mean?
364
00:26:05,293 --> 00:26:07,284
Well, she is one.
365
00:26:07,813 --> 00:26:09,610
- One what?
- A woman.
366
00:26:10,093 --> 00:26:12,243
- On harassment, they don't see.
- Women?
367
00:26:12,453 --> 00:26:13,681
Yes.
368
00:26:13,893 --> 00:26:17,329
- Do you have a Fishism on this?
- No.
369
00:26:17,493 --> 00:26:20,724
Women, as a rule,
hate pretty women.
370
00:26:20,893 --> 00:26:25,683
Women, as a rule also, sympathize
with other women victims.
371
00:26:25,853 --> 00:26:29,528
- Are you with me?
- I'm doing my best.
372
00:26:29,693 --> 00:26:34,642
Women want other women destroyed,
but they won't do it themselves.
373
00:26:36,493 --> 00:26:40,691
If you find a way to word it cleverly,
it could be a Fishism.
374
00:26:42,373 --> 00:26:45,922
You've got a smile so bright
375
00:26:46,613 --> 00:26:49,685
You know you could've been a candle
376
00:26:50,333 --> 00:26:53,530
If you were my friend,
you'd call this off.
377
00:26:53,693 --> 00:26:58,130
We'll laugh about it tomorrow.
I doubt anybody will laugh tonight.
378
00:26:58,293 --> 00:27:00,932
My joke is funnier than yours
and less gross!
379
00:27:01,093 --> 00:27:06,326
- What's going on, Georgia?
- I get approached by gay women a lot.
380
00:27:06,493 --> 00:27:08,927
Caroline Poop is not gay.
381
00:27:09,093 --> 00:27:13,689
I think it's my voice.
My voice is kind of deep.
382
00:27:13,853 --> 00:27:17,482
- You have the sexiest voice!
- But it is a little deep.
383
00:27:18,453 --> 00:27:19,442
So?
384
00:27:19,813 --> 00:27:23,726
So, I think gay women
think that comes...
385
00:27:23,893 --> 00:27:26,726
...from a chromosome
or some gene.
386
00:27:29,053 --> 00:27:31,613
Maybe that's why they think
I could be gay.
387
00:27:33,053 --> 00:27:35,044
I don't know.
388
00:27:37,773 --> 00:27:42,164
- Fish touched my neck the other day.
- What?
389
00:27:42,813 --> 00:27:47,091
He made it seem like an accident,
but I know it was on purpose.
390
00:27:47,813 --> 00:27:51,567
I think he was checking
if I had an Adam's apple.
391
00:27:53,853 --> 00:27:55,809
He touched your neck?
392
00:27:56,813 --> 00:28:01,045
- You have my laugh, no matter what.
- Thank you, Elaine.
393
00:28:01,213 --> 00:28:02,202
The song is ending.
394
00:28:05,093 --> 00:28:10,725
- Will you go up with me and waggle?
- Next time.
395
00:28:10,893 --> 00:28:14,852
- Hey guys, just in time!
- I'm so glad you're here.
396
00:28:15,013 --> 00:28:17,811
- I wouldn't miss this.
- Thank you.
397
00:28:17,973 --> 00:28:23,605
Last night we took a break for a joke.
It went so well, we'll do it again.
398
00:28:23,773 --> 00:28:25,809
Oh, my God!
399
00:28:26,493 --> 00:28:32,443
If you don't have fun, the audience
can't. Whatever happens, enjoy.
400
00:28:32,613 --> 00:28:35,127
- We will!
- Quiet!
401
00:28:35,293 --> 00:28:38,683
Ally, are you out there?
402
00:28:38,853 --> 00:28:40,571
Big smile.
403
00:28:47,093 --> 00:28:51,086
The hills are alivewith the sound of music...
404
00:28:57,093 --> 00:29:02,121
- This is really, really cruel.
- Try to cope, Elaine.
405
00:29:02,293 --> 00:29:04,682
ALLY:
Okay, thank you.
406
00:29:04,853 --> 00:29:09,131
I was here last night
when Renee Radick told that joke.
407
00:29:09,293 --> 00:29:13,684
And I see a lot of you were here, too.
Wasn't she great?
408
00:29:15,693 --> 00:29:20,130
Renee, stand up.
Take a bow!
409
00:29:22,173 --> 00:29:24,129
That little bitch!
410
00:29:24,293 --> 00:29:27,603
She's just being shy,
but she really is there.
411
00:29:27,773 --> 00:29:34,531
She dared me to tell a dirty joke.
She didn't think I could do it.
412
00:29:34,693 --> 00:29:38,083
- You think I can do it?
- No!
413
00:29:43,373 --> 00:29:47,525
Good! I'm glad you think that.
Because you know what?
414
00:29:47,693 --> 00:29:50,810
One of the last vestiges
of gender bias is the dirty joke.
415
00:29:50,973 --> 00:29:55,205
Men can handle it, women can't.
We're not tough enough.
416
00:29:55,373 --> 00:29:58,445
We're too...
We're too...
417
00:29:58,613 --> 00:30:02,208
Decent.
Fragile. Well, let's see.
418
00:30:02,373 --> 00:30:07,731
Here we go.
And by the way: My joke, true story.
419
00:30:07,893 --> 00:30:08,962
Two little fleas...
420
00:30:10,773 --> 00:30:12,968
...they meet at a bar in Florida.
421
00:30:14,693 --> 00:30:17,082
They vacation together all the time.
422
00:30:18,213 --> 00:30:25,085
One year, the second little flea
arrives, and he's freezing cold.
423
00:30:25,253 --> 00:30:27,721
And he says, "Ooh, ooh...
424
00:30:27,893 --> 00:30:31,169
...I was just zooming down from Jersey
in a guy's mustache on a motorcycle...
425
00:30:31,333 --> 00:30:33,369
...and I am frozen!"
426
00:30:33,533 --> 00:30:38,288
And the first flea says, "Well, that
is no way to come down to Florida.
427
00:30:38,453 --> 00:30:42,526
You go into an airport bar,
you have a few drinks.
428
00:30:42,693 --> 00:30:47,528
You find a beautiful stewardess, you
climb up her leg, you nestle right...
429
00:30:47,693 --> 00:30:52,847
...in her warm, soft...
you know what I mean?
430
00:30:53,013 --> 00:30:57,723
You get a good night's sleep,
and you wake up in Florida.
431
00:30:57,893 --> 00:31:00,453
Now that is the way to travel!"
432
00:31:00,613 --> 00:31:07,325
A year goes by, vacation comes. The
second flea arrives. Freezing again.
433
00:31:07,493 --> 00:31:11,532
The first flea goes: "Why are you
cold? Didn't you do what I said?"
434
00:31:11,693 --> 00:31:15,129
"I went to a bar,
I had a couple drinks...
435
00:31:15,293 --> 00:31:17,932
...I crawled up the leg
of a stewardess...
436
00:31:18,093 --> 00:31:21,529
...I nestled in and passed out
all snuggled up.
437
00:31:21,693 --> 00:31:28,405
Next thing you know, I'm in the
mustache of some guy on a motorcycle."
438
00:31:37,133 --> 00:31:39,010
[CROWD MUMBLES]
439
00:31:39,933 --> 00:31:41,252
Oh, come on.
440
00:31:41,413 --> 00:31:43,722
This, they think is funny.
441
00:31:52,173 --> 00:31:54,004
Let's hear it for Vonda!
442
00:31:54,853 --> 00:31:56,002
Sing!
443
00:32:04,173 --> 00:32:05,652
Oh, God!
444
00:32:11,333 --> 00:32:16,487
- I think it was funny. They just...
- Hated it.
445
00:32:16,653 --> 00:32:20,692
With a good dirty joke,
it's got to be surprising.
446
00:32:20,853 --> 00:32:26,086
The listener also has to have a sense
of what's coming. And with you...
447
00:32:26,253 --> 00:32:32,089
...the way you look and your demeanor,
they weren't prepared for that filth.
448
00:32:32,253 --> 00:32:35,928
Well, that clears it up.
449
00:32:36,093 --> 00:32:38,448
I'm actually luckier than most.
450
00:32:38,613 --> 00:32:41,491
I wake up each morningglad to start a new day...
451
00:32:41,653 --> 00:32:43,484
... grateful the last one is over.
452
00:32:43,653 --> 00:32:48,681
3-2-6-6-6. Higgins versus
Cage & Fish Law Corporation.
453
00:32:48,853 --> 00:32:53,210
- Caroline Poop for the plaintiff.
- Ally McBeal for the defendant.
454
00:32:53,373 --> 00:32:57,332
Ms. McBeal, how delightful
you're still at large.
455
00:32:57,493 --> 00:33:03,887
- How goes the potato-chip quest?
- Just smile. Pretend that was cute.
456
00:33:04,053 --> 00:33:07,489
Your Honor, we have a motion
to dismiss the lawsuit.
457
00:33:07,653 --> 00:33:10,884
We believe it fails
to state a claim.
458
00:33:11,053 --> 00:33:14,409
We've submitted expedited
transcripts of two depositions.
459
00:33:14,813 --> 00:33:18,806
They reveal Ms. Higgins was
subject to a hostile environment.
460
00:33:19,213 --> 00:33:24,890
I'd ask you to review our brief,
particularly Fineman versus Adelstein.
461
00:33:25,053 --> 00:33:29,490
Same-sex harassment cases are clearly
viable in the Commonwealth.
462
00:33:29,653 --> 00:33:32,611
- Ms. McBeal?
- I agree.
463
00:33:32,773 --> 00:33:33,762
You agree?
464
00:33:34,773 --> 00:33:39,688
Sexual harassment shouldn't be limited
to opposite-sex situations.
465
00:33:39,853 --> 00:33:45,166
I see. And why would we be here,
other than for you and I to catch up?
466
00:33:45,653 --> 00:33:51,649
Ms. Higgins only felt harassed
as a result of the filed lawsuit.
467
00:33:52,533 --> 00:33:57,323
Only after reading the complaint
did she feel they were hostile.
468
00:33:57,493 --> 00:34:02,283
A complaint can't be the basis
of a sexual harassment claim.
469
00:34:02,453 --> 00:34:05,251
There's qualified immunity
when it comes to pleadings.
470
00:34:05,413 --> 00:34:10,282
According to her testimony, the only
bad treatment she got was being sued.
471
00:34:10,453 --> 00:34:13,650
- A lawsuit has immunity.
- Miss Poop?
472
00:34:13,813 --> 00:34:18,443
What?
This is a ridiculous technicality.
473
00:34:18,613 --> 00:34:22,686
She was treated in a hostile manner
because they disliked how she dressed.
474
00:34:22,853 --> 00:34:26,368
That it's in the form of a legal
pleading shouldn't make a difference.
475
00:34:26,533 --> 00:34:29,969
Makes a difference to me. This case
is dismissed without prejudice.
476
00:34:30,133 --> 00:34:34,729
- You can't kick a case like that.
- But I can.
477
00:34:34,893 --> 00:34:38,488
And I just did.
478
00:34:42,653 --> 00:34:47,488
- You had that up your sleeve?
- I keep punch lines close to my vest.
479
00:34:47,653 --> 00:34:49,689
You were fantastic.
We're legally off the hook?
480
00:34:49,853 --> 00:34:53,402
- We don't owe her anything?
- I didn't say that.
481
00:35:00,333 --> 00:35:04,645
- Where can I find Richard Fish?
- Who are you representing now?
482
00:35:04,853 --> 00:35:05,922
Funny.
483
00:35:06,453 --> 00:35:11,652
I came to let him know that my client
will return to work soon.
484
00:35:11,813 --> 00:35:15,203
No problem.
485
00:35:16,973 --> 00:35:19,567
- Thank you.
- Hey!
486
00:35:19,733 --> 00:35:22,645
I know what these looks are about,
and I don't like them.
487
00:35:22,813 --> 00:35:25,452
- What looks?
- These looks! Like...
488
00:35:27,133 --> 00:35:33,003
- Let's get together and watch Ellen.
- Is that what you think? I'm sorry.
489
00:35:33,173 --> 00:35:35,892
Well, I have been looking at you,
but not for that.
490
00:35:36,053 --> 00:35:41,810
Since childhood I've collected Barbie
dolls, and I never met a living one.
491
00:35:41,973 --> 00:35:47,411
Working side by side with Skipper,
I'm just kind of blown away.
492
00:35:53,733 --> 00:35:58,682
- Did she think you're a lesbian?
- No.
493
00:35:58,853 --> 00:36:01,890
- What is it?
- It's worse.
494
00:36:02,053 --> 00:36:06,092
- It's worse?
- Much.
495
00:36:12,933 --> 00:36:15,686
So, what's going on?
496
00:36:15,853 --> 00:36:18,811
- Did you touch Georgia's wattle?
- Excuse me?
497
00:36:18,973 --> 00:36:22,886
- She said you touched her neck.
- Am I to be sued again?
498
00:36:23,053 --> 00:36:27,763
I'm talking facts.
Did you fiddle with my wife's wattle?
499
00:36:30,533 --> 00:36:34,208
I might have grazed it.
Bygones.
500
00:36:34,373 --> 00:36:37,683
- No bygones.
- It wasn't in a sexual way.
501
00:36:37,893 --> 00:36:39,246
I know your fetish.
502
00:36:39,453 --> 00:36:45,130
- A neck isn't sexual for any of you.
- It is sexual for you, Richard!
503
00:36:45,293 --> 00:36:50,890
You were touching my wife in
a sexual way. I don't appreciate it.
504
00:36:51,053 --> 00:36:53,203
Okay.
505
00:36:54,533 --> 00:36:57,684
It won't happen again.
506
00:37:04,533 --> 00:37:06,808
I'll take that as a bygone.
507
00:37:12,933 --> 00:37:17,085
- You want to still work here, you can.
- Really?
508
00:37:17,253 --> 00:37:21,292
- Just like that?
- No... In my office.
509
00:37:21,453 --> 00:37:23,683
ALLY: Richard!
- Excuse me.
510
00:37:23,853 --> 00:37:28,483
- You shouldn't be speaking to her.
- I'm her employer, she's an employee.
511
00:37:28,653 --> 00:37:34,285
And I am the counsel.
You should have a lawyer in the room.
512
00:37:34,453 --> 00:37:38,492
- I am a lawyer.
- That case could come back.
513
00:37:38,653 --> 00:37:40,132
With the things that roll
off your tongue...
514
00:37:40,293 --> 00:37:44,889
...you shouldn't speak to her
without counsel.
515
00:37:45,053 --> 00:37:47,123
Fine.
516
00:37:51,533 --> 00:37:55,685
Ally wants to be here because
she thinks I'll say something stupid.
517
00:37:56,253 --> 00:37:59,370
May I call you Jennifer?
That would be progress.
518
00:37:59,933 --> 00:38:01,002
Sure.
519
00:38:01,493 --> 00:38:04,212
You're a tall woman
with enormous breasts.
520
00:38:05,053 --> 00:38:07,487
We men have considered you
an asset...
521
00:38:07,693 --> 00:38:09,490
...and we stare at your assets.
522
00:38:09,653 --> 00:38:12,725
- Maybe I should tell a joke.
- Ally, let me finish.
523
00:38:12,893 --> 00:38:16,488
What I'm trying to say...
524
00:38:16,653 --> 00:38:22,683
The women here are really angry at the
men, not you. And we're to blame.
525
00:38:22,853 --> 00:38:29,691
I'll see to it that the men don't act
like idiots. And beyond that...
526
00:38:29,853 --> 00:38:32,925
I apologize.
527
00:38:33,093 --> 00:38:37,883
For all of us, especially me.
528
00:38:38,053 --> 00:38:41,841
You deserve a lot more respect
than we've given you.
529
00:38:42,773 --> 00:38:43,842
Thank you.
530
00:38:49,333 --> 00:38:51,688
That's all.
531
00:38:51,853 --> 00:38:53,969
Go deliver something.
532
00:38:56,493 --> 00:38:57,448
You can go.
533
00:39:02,413 --> 00:39:05,769
What? Don't you have
other work to do?
534
00:39:05,973 --> 00:39:09,409
We should have some cases
where we're not the defendants.
535
00:39:22,173 --> 00:39:24,971
I started a joke
536
00:39:26,293 --> 00:39:30,650
Which started the whole world crying
537
00:39:30,853 --> 00:39:32,127
A rabbi?
538
00:39:32,293 --> 00:39:35,046
We're going out tomorrow night.
I got new clothes.
539
00:39:35,213 --> 00:39:39,092
I like to remake myself...
540
00:39:39,253 --> 00:39:41,972
...every new relationship.
- Got it.
541
00:39:42,133 --> 00:39:46,445
- Come on, I love this song.
- Georgia...
542
00:39:46,613 --> 00:39:50,845
- I'll go.
- Don't even think about her wattle.
543
00:39:51,013 --> 00:39:53,527
Promise. Bygones.
544
00:39:59,733 --> 00:40:04,090
I feel like some of the people here
are looking at me different.
545
00:40:04,693 --> 00:40:07,207
Like I'm nasty or something.
546
00:40:07,373 --> 00:40:09,887
- And you like that?
- I do.
547
00:40:11,453 --> 00:40:14,286
Do you think this rabbi guy
could work out?
548
00:40:14,453 --> 00:40:16,921
If it did, he'd probably
make me convert.
549
00:40:17,173 --> 00:40:19,641
- You wouldn't do that.
- Give up Christmas?
550
00:40:19,853 --> 00:40:23,732
I got to go.
I got to meet Renee.
551
00:40:23,893 --> 00:40:29,684
I'm hardening up. Kicked Poop's butt.
Told a dirty joke on stage.
552
00:40:29,853 --> 00:40:34,608
I think I'm ready to be released
into the real world, don't you?
553
00:40:34,773 --> 00:40:38,846
- I'm hardening up.
- Yep.
554
00:40:41,733 --> 00:40:43,166
Here's to the hard you.
555
00:41:43,053 --> 00:41:44,042
OLD LADY:
You stinker!
556
00:41:45,413 --> 00:41:46,402
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