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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,370 --> 00:00:05,569 Sync by Hana.Bean www.Itfriend.VN www.Addic7ed.com 2 00:00:05,570 --> 00:00:07,370 Okay... wait... Is it straight? 3 00:00:07,410 --> 00:00:10,420 Uh, I think my side needs to be a little higher. 4 00:00:11,970 --> 00:00:14,180 Sam... 5 00:00:14,210 --> 00:00:16,080 What are you doin' with that balloon? 6 00:00:16,110 --> 00:00:17,750 Tapin' the string to Freddie's phone. 7 00:00:19,020 --> 00:00:20,080 My ph... ?! 8 00:00:20,110 --> 00:00:21,880 Hey, get your hands off my phone. 9 00:00:22,810 --> 00:00:25,610 - No prob. - Awwww, noooo. 10 00:00:25,650 --> 00:00:27,240 Sam... 11 00:00:27,280 --> 00:00:29,950 You get my phone down from there right now. 12 00:00:29,980 --> 00:00:31,550 - 'Kay. - Wait, wait, wait. 13 00:00:31,590 --> 00:00:33,240 No, no, no. I want you to... 14 00:00:36,910 --> 00:00:38,520 I'm not sure the warranty covers that. 15 00:00:42,850 --> 00:00:44,060 Gibbehhhh. 16 00:00:47,810 --> 00:00:48,780 Whoa. 17 00:00:48,810 --> 00:00:50,180 You guys gettin' ready for a party? 18 00:00:50,210 --> 00:00:50,840 Yep. 19 00:00:50,880 --> 00:00:52,750 Carly's dad's comin' home for a few days. 20 00:00:52,780 --> 00:00:54,150 And it's the first time in three years. 21 00:00:54,180 --> 00:00:56,250 That I get to spend his birthday with him. 22 00:00:56,290 --> 00:00:58,820 So Spencer's not your dad. 23 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:01,860 Noooo! 24 00:01:01,890 --> 00:01:03,860 Owww! 25 00:01:03,890 --> 00:01:06,060 - You deserved that. - Great. 26 00:01:06,100 --> 00:01:09,340 Now, when I sit, I'm gonna have to put all my weight on my left buttock. 27 00:01:12,430 --> 00:01:14,330 Okay. Okay... 28 00:01:14,370 --> 00:01:17,570 Tell me what you guys think. Heh? 29 00:01:17,600 --> 00:01:20,400 Hehhh? Hehhhhh? 30 00:01:20,440 --> 00:01:22,740 - What? - You got a job interview? 31 00:01:22,770 --> 00:01:25,710 Ewwww, no, gross. 32 00:01:25,740 --> 00:01:27,780 He never told our dad that he dropped out of law school, 33 00:01:27,810 --> 00:01:29,750 so now he wants to pretend that he graduated. 34 00:01:29,780 --> 00:01:32,550 And that he's a lawyer at a big law firm. 35 00:01:32,590 --> 00:01:33,650 I gotta! 36 00:01:33,690 --> 00:01:35,620 You want dad to come home and be disappointed in me? 37 00:01:35,660 --> 00:01:37,970 He's been disappointed in you since you were nine. 38 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:42,030 Is that when Spencer set that ice cream truck on fire? 39 00:01:42,060 --> 00:01:43,860 - Yes. - It was an accident. 40 00:01:43,900 --> 00:01:46,680 Accident or not, it put mister creamstein outta business! 41 00:01:49,040 --> 00:01:52,200 - Whoa, what's this? - Don't touch it! 44 00:01:58,040 --> 00:02:01,880 - Which I have specially rigged with automatic self-lighting candles. 45 00:02:01,910 --> 00:02:03,480 - Spencer... - Oh, don't touch me, you're filthy. 46 00:02:04,920 --> 00:02:05,750 When we show dad the cake, 47 00:02:05,780 --> 00:02:08,150 he'll say, "well, why aren't the candles lit?" 48 00:02:08,190 --> 00:02:10,750 And then Carly'll say, "what do you mean they're not lit?" 49 00:02:10,790 --> 00:02:12,090 And then I'll press this button. 50 00:02:12,120 --> 00:02:13,390 And... 51 00:02:20,660 --> 00:02:22,400 I'll order another cake. 52 00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:23,800 Sync by Hana.Bean www.Itfriend.VN www.Addic7ed.com 53 00:02:24,370 --> 00:02:28,100 In 5, 4, 3, 2... 54 00:02:30,640 --> 00:02:32,810 ♪ I know, you see ♪ 55 00:02:32,840 --> 00:02:35,150 ♪ somehow the world will change for me ♪ 56 00:02:35,180 --> 00:02:39,750 ♪ and be so wonderful ♪ 57 00:02:39,780 --> 00:02:41,980 ♪ live life, breathe air ♪ 58 00:02:42,020 --> 00:02:44,290 ♪ I know somehow we're gonna get there ♪ 59 00:02:44,320 --> 00:02:49,060 ♪ and feel so wonderful ♪ 60 00:02:49,090 --> 00:02:52,530 ♪ it's all for real ♪ 61 00:02:52,560 --> 00:02:54,900 ♪ I'm tellin' you just how I feel ♪ 62 00:02:54,930 --> 00:02:58,800 ♪ so wake up the members of my nation ♪ 63 00:02:58,840 --> 00:03:00,440 ♪ it's your time to be ♪ 64 00:03:00,470 --> 00:03:03,440 ♪ there's no chance unless you take one ♪ 65 00:03:03,470 --> 00:03:04,410 ♪ and it's time to see ♪ 66 00:03:04,440 --> 00:03:09,480 ♪ the brighter side of every situation ♪ 67 00:03:09,510 --> 00:03:11,010 ♪ some things are meant to be ♪ 68 00:03:11,050 --> 00:03:12,380 ♪ so give your best ♪ 69 00:03:12,420 --> 00:03:14,780 ♪ and leave the rest to me ♪ 70 00:03:14,820 --> 00:03:16,180 ♪ leave it all to me ♪ 71 00:03:16,220 --> 00:03:17,290 ♪ leave it all to me ♪ 72 00:03:17,320 --> 00:03:19,250 ♪ leave it all to me ♪ 73 00:03:19,290 --> 00:03:24,890 ♪ just leave it all to me ♪ 74 00:03:25,090 --> 00:03:26,290 Sync by Hana.Bean www.Itfriend.VN www.Addic7ed.com 75 00:03:30,650 --> 00:03:31,600 Yo yo... 76 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:35,720 Yeah... 77 00:03:35,750 --> 00:03:37,350 No, I get it. 78 00:03:37,360 --> 00:03:39,120 It's okay, you don't need to apologize. 79 00:03:40,730 --> 00:03:42,030 Okay, I'll handle it. 80 00:03:42,520 --> 00:03:44,780 Love you too. Bye. 81 00:03:47,190 --> 00:03:50,650 - What's wrong? - That was my dad. He can't come home now. 82 00:03:51,100 --> 00:03:52,310 - What? - No way. 83 00:03:52,380 --> 00:03:55,540 Yeah... there's some "situation" in some country, I dunno, 84 00:03:55,580 --> 00:03:57,110 he's gotta help handle it. 85 00:03:57,140 --> 00:03:58,420 Who's gonna tell Carly? 86 00:04:03,450 --> 00:04:05,180 - I'm not tellin' Carly. - Whyyyyyy? 87 00:04:05,220 --> 00:04:08,120 'Cuz it's gonna be like slappin' a sweet puppy in the face. 88 00:04:08,120 --> 00:04:09,620 So you're gonna make me tell her that her father... 89 00:04:13,930 --> 00:04:16,960 Junior Colonel Carly Shay with a new jet fighter birthday cake, 90 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:18,460 requesting permission to land. 91 00:04:21,700 --> 00:04:23,200 Dad is gonna love this. 92 00:04:23,230 --> 00:04:24,630 And right after he blows out the candles, 93 00:04:24,670 --> 00:04:26,370 Spencer... you and I are gonna give him huge hugs. 94 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:28,360 And Freddie, I want you to get it all on video. 'Kay? 95 00:04:30,650 --> 00:04:31,760 Um... 96 00:04:35,680 --> 00:04:37,180 Weenies! 97 00:04:39,850 --> 00:04:40,970 Why are they weenies? 98 00:04:41,990 --> 00:04:42,860 I dunno. 99 00:04:43,520 --> 00:04:46,840 Some people are just born with the weenie gene. 100 00:04:48,470 --> 00:04:50,370 Okay, somethin's goin' on here. 101 00:04:51,800 --> 00:04:52,780 Yeah. Sit. 102 00:04:57,000 --> 00:05:00,900 - Carly... sometimes... in life... - I know... 103 00:05:00,940 --> 00:05:02,000 A man and a woman fall in love. 104 00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:04,470 - And they get "special feelings... " - No, no, not that! 105 00:05:07,730 --> 00:05:09,780 Dad had a change of plans, 106 00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:11,070 and he can't come home right now. 107 00:05:11,660 --> 00:05:13,180 He is too coming home! He told me! 108 00:05:13,210 --> 00:05:15,080 He was, but... There's a military situation... 109 00:05:15,120 --> 00:05:17,190 But we planned a big birthday party and everything! 110 00:05:17,220 --> 00:05:19,210 I know. I'm sad about it, too, but... 111 00:05:19,950 --> 00:05:22,610 - Don't be mad at him. - I'm not mad, I just... 112 00:05:23,390 --> 00:05:25,590 - I just miss him. - You wanna talk about it? 113 00:05:25,630 --> 00:05:26,680 No. 114 00:05:30,240 --> 00:05:30,990 Hey... 115 00:05:31,750 --> 00:05:34,120 - Did you just call us weenies? - Yes. 116 00:05:35,110 --> 00:05:36,190 - 'Kay. - Later. 117 00:05:45,570 --> 00:05:47,500 - Okay, Gibby? - Yep? 118 00:05:47,560 --> 00:05:51,280 Uh, go ahead and plug in cable b to the port marked "balloons." 119 00:05:51,310 --> 00:05:52,910 Got it. Comin' down. 120 00:05:58,130 --> 00:05:58,970 Who are you? 121 00:05:59,710 --> 00:06:00,570 Don. 122 00:06:00,680 --> 00:06:02,850 I... I... thought you were Gibby. 123 00:06:03,210 --> 00:06:05,740 No. I am don. 124 00:06:07,460 --> 00:06:08,710 Good work, don. 125 00:06:10,100 --> 00:06:12,480 Okay, where did don come from? 126 00:06:13,050 --> 00:06:13,860 Tokyo. 127 00:06:15,300 --> 00:06:16,490 You can take off, don. 128 00:06:17,180 --> 00:06:17,950 - H-a-I. 129 00:06:20,700 --> 00:06:22,870 - See ya at the club. - Later, kid. 130 00:06:25,860 --> 00:06:26,920 When do we start the show? 131 00:06:27,850 --> 00:06:28,490 Where's Carly? 132 00:06:28,610 --> 00:06:30,020 In her room, fixing her makeup. 133 00:06:30,080 --> 00:06:32,170 - She was cryin'? - Yeah. 134 00:06:32,210 --> 00:06:33,640 Why? You hit her? 135 00:06:34,320 --> 00:06:36,110 Nooo. I didn't hit her. 136 00:06:36,160 --> 00:06:39,220 She's still upset about her dad not coming home. 137 00:06:39,380 --> 00:06:41,850 Well, she won't be upset in a few minutes when... 138 00:06:41,890 --> 00:06:43,020 Shut up, she's walkin' in! 139 00:06:45,780 --> 00:06:47,670 - He's just... - I don't care. 140 00:06:48,010 --> 00:06:51,620 Let's just get iCarly over with so I can go back to my room and cry in the dark. 141 00:06:52,460 --> 00:06:57,090 In five, four, three, two... 142 00:06:58,730 --> 00:06:59,750 Hi. 143 00:07:01,020 --> 00:07:02,200 And I'm Sam! 144 00:07:04,030 --> 00:07:05,500 Now, hold on to your butter beans, 145 00:07:05,530 --> 00:07:08,870 - 'cuz this is iCarly! - iCarly! 146 00:07:10,900 --> 00:07:13,940 Okay, now recently, we've noticed somethin' about pineapples. 147 00:07:13,970 --> 00:07:15,050 They're usually naked. 148 00:07:16,310 --> 00:07:17,410 But tonight... 149 00:07:17,440 --> 00:07:20,150 - We're gonna dress up a few pineapples reeeaaal purdy-like. 150 00:07:21,210 --> 00:07:22,240 No, we're not. 151 00:07:22,350 --> 00:07:24,050 - What are you doing? - I'll tell ya what we're doin'. 152 00:07:24,270 --> 00:07:28,620 Me, Gibby, and Frednard got a cool surprise for little miss Carly Shay here. 153 00:07:29,320 --> 00:07:31,490 As a lot of you know, Carly's dad... 154 00:07:31,520 --> 00:07:33,490 - ...Colonel Shay... - ...Is in the air force. 155 00:07:33,520 --> 00:07:34,860 Can we not talk about my dad? 156 00:07:34,890 --> 00:07:36,590 So he couldn't be here in person... 157 00:07:36,630 --> 00:07:39,430 ...To spend his birthday with Carly and her brother, Spencer. 158 00:07:39,460 --> 00:07:40,140 This is cruel. 159 00:07:41,170 --> 00:07:45,700 Therefore, we've arranged for Carly to throw her dad a birthday "iparty"... 160 00:07:45,740 --> 00:07:47,310 ...Via the Internet. 161 00:07:47,990 --> 00:07:50,740 I told you, guys, he's at some military base for the next five weeks... 162 00:07:50,780 --> 00:07:54,280 - There's no way we can contact him. - Ah, but there is! 163 00:07:54,310 --> 00:08:00,080 And now, young Freddie will establish contact with her dad, Colonel Shay! 164 00:08:00,120 --> 00:08:01,380 What? 165 00:08:01,420 --> 00:08:03,320 Spencer, get out here! 166 00:08:03,350 --> 00:08:04,610 I'm out here! 167 00:08:06,460 --> 00:08:10,280 And... connecting to overseas air force base... 168 00:08:13,060 --> 00:08:13,690 Now! 169 00:08:17,510 --> 00:08:19,280 - What-up with the picture? - One sec... 170 00:08:19,870 --> 00:08:24,150 - Colonel Shay, can you see us? - Can he?! 171 00:08:26,100 --> 00:08:27,610 He can see us! 172 00:08:28,190 --> 00:08:29,180 - Hey, dad!!! - Hey, dad!!! 173 00:08:29,210 --> 00:08:30,710 - It's me!!! - I'm a lawyer! 174 00:08:33,850 --> 00:08:35,190 Why can't we see him? 175 00:08:35,220 --> 00:08:37,360 I dunno... he can't get a clear video signal out. 176 00:08:37,450 --> 00:08:39,250 But he can see and hear everything we're saying? 177 00:08:40,830 --> 00:08:41,830 Yes! 178 00:08:41,860 --> 00:08:44,190 Here, I'll put the instant-message window on the big screen. 179 00:08:47,720 --> 00:08:48,970 - Hey, dad!!! - Happy Birthday!!! 180 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:50,910 - I miss you!!! - I'm a lawyer! 181 00:08:52,230 --> 00:08:54,130 Dad, I love you so much! 182 00:08:57,230 --> 00:08:58,940 He called me snug bug! That's me! 183 00:08:58,980 --> 00:09:00,980 - That's what he calls me! - Yeah, it's a cute nickname. 184 00:09:02,320 --> 00:09:06,790 - Hey, Sam. - Hey, Colonel Shay! My mom? 185 00:09:07,320 --> 00:09:08,420 Same as always. 186 00:09:10,830 --> 00:09:15,130 Okay. Colonel Shay, get excited, 'cuz it's time for... 187 00:09:20,500 --> 00:09:24,000 ♪ Happy Birthday Colonel Shay... ♪ 188 00:09:24,040 --> 00:09:24,940 dad! 189 00:09:24,970 --> 00:09:27,410 ♪ Today's the day that you were born! ♪ 190 00:09:27,440 --> 00:09:28,410 gibbeh! 191 00:09:28,440 --> 00:09:31,980 ♪ We wish that you could be here with us! ♪ 192 00:09:32,010 --> 00:09:34,280 ♪ cuz if you were, we'd give you a hug! ♪ 193 00:09:34,320 --> 00:09:35,780 ♪ give him a hug! ♪ 194 00:09:35,820 --> 00:09:39,450 ♪ we bought a cake shaped like a plane... ♪ 195 00:09:39,490 --> 00:09:46,320 ♪ annnd paid for it with your credit card! ♪ 196 00:09:46,360 --> 00:09:49,990 - yay! - Yeah! 197 00:09:55,100 --> 00:09:56,910 - Okay, come on, light the candles! - Yeah, yeah. Go do... 198 00:09:56,920 --> 00:10:00,170 I will now light the candles... on three. 199 00:10:00,170 --> 00:10:01,370 One... 200 00:10:10,950 --> 00:10:13,450 Guys, I may not be able to hold this connection much longer. 201 00:10:13,450 --> 00:10:14,920 - Oh, quick, say bye. - Okay, okay, say bye. 202 00:10:14,950 --> 00:10:16,050 - You need to say bye. - Just say it! 203 00:10:16,090 --> 00:10:16,720 Okay, I'll say it! 204 00:10:20,960 --> 00:10:24,160 Dad... I really wish we were together... 205 00:10:25,470 --> 00:10:26,970 But this almost feels like we are. 206 00:10:28,470 --> 00:10:31,850 Um, I'm really proud of you. 207 00:10:32,980 --> 00:10:34,150 Happy Birthday. 208 00:10:35,280 --> 00:10:36,230 I love you. 209 00:10:39,010 --> 00:10:40,130 And I love you guys. 210 00:10:45,480 --> 00:10:46,290 That's it. 211 00:10:46,850 --> 00:10:47,920 Lost the connection. 212 00:10:51,020 --> 00:10:53,620 Oh man, there's cake on the ceiling. 213 00:10:54,510 --> 00:10:55,260 Where? 214 00:10:59,360 --> 00:11:00,980 Oh. There. 215 00:11:08,870 --> 00:11:10,640 How can you not be mad? 216 00:11:10,680 --> 00:11:12,420 Mister Howard had every right to be mad at me... 217 00:11:12,470 --> 00:11:14,080 I was texting in class. 218 00:11:14,110 --> 00:11:16,310 - But he took your phone. - He'll give it back. 219 00:11:16,350 --> 00:11:18,750 - But he still... - Hey! Hey. 220 00:11:18,780 --> 00:11:20,510 Nothing can put me in a bad mood. 221 00:11:21,120 --> 00:11:24,150 You guys hooked me up so I could talk to my dad, live, on his birthday. 222 00:11:25,580 --> 00:11:26,240 That's it... 223 00:11:26,770 --> 00:11:27,880 You're both gettin' hugs. 224 00:11:28,930 --> 00:11:30,660 - Noooo... - That's okay... 225 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,700 No, no, it's happening, I'm serious. 226 00:11:32,710 --> 00:11:35,900 You're gettin' a hug... I love you guys, 227 00:11:35,930 --> 00:11:37,770 - I love you. - Oh, wow. Okay. 228 00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:38,500 Okay. 229 00:11:39,170 --> 00:11:40,070 Okay. All right. 230 00:11:49,310 --> 00:11:50,550 Heyyyy. 231 00:11:54,520 --> 00:11:57,290 - Um, who are... - I'm Agent Kinsey. 232 00:11:57,320 --> 00:11:59,350 These are agents farrow and Morris. 233 00:11:59,390 --> 00:12:01,780 We're with the United States Secret Service. 234 00:12:02,690 --> 00:12:04,080 Heyyyy. 235 00:12:06,930 --> 00:12:08,900 This is about your recent Webcast. 236 00:12:08,930 --> 00:12:11,130 To a secure military base overseas. 237 00:12:14,750 --> 00:12:16,050 Heyyyy. 238 00:12:16,250 --> 00:12:30,250 Sync by Hana.Bean www.Itfriend.VN www.Addic7ed.com 239 00:12:30,290 --> 00:12:33,230 - I don't understand this. - Just relax, ma'am. 240 00:12:33,260 --> 00:12:35,060 How can we relax when three secret service agents. 241 00:12:35,100 --> 00:12:38,830 Are tearing our apartment to pieces?! 242 00:12:38,870 --> 00:12:40,840 We're just checking your place out. 243 00:12:40,870 --> 00:12:41,620 Why? 244 00:12:43,070 --> 00:12:44,070 Let's just say that... 245 00:12:44,110 --> 00:12:46,210 Your recent iCarly Webcast caught the attention. 246 00:12:46,240 --> 00:12:49,880 Of someone very high up in the U.S. Government. 247 00:12:49,910 --> 00:12:51,810 - Awww, great! - Stay calm. 248 00:12:51,850 --> 00:12:52,950 I can't stay calm! 249 00:12:52,980 --> 00:12:55,960 I promised my mom I wouldn't cause anymore trouble with the U.S. Government! 250 00:12:58,390 --> 00:12:59,550 Clear. 251 00:12:59,590 --> 00:13:00,220 All right. 252 00:13:00,260 --> 00:13:01,120 We're done here for now. 253 00:13:01,160 --> 00:13:03,590 Please don't leave town until we contact you again. 254 00:13:03,630 --> 00:13:04,830 Why can't we leave town? 255 00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:06,850 Just don't leave town. 256 00:13:11,130 --> 00:13:12,330 Okay. 257 00:13:14,040 --> 00:13:16,290 Thanks for watchin' iCarly. 258 00:13:34,590 --> 00:13:36,860 - You finish your test? - Yeah. 259 00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:39,700 And I probably flunked it 'cuz all I could think about was being arrested by the feds, 260 00:13:39,730 --> 00:13:42,890 and that scary man's voice telling us, "don't leave town". 261 00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:45,940 - Sam ever show up? - No... 262 00:13:45,970 --> 00:13:47,260 Nobody's seen her all day. 263 00:13:48,870 --> 00:13:51,340 Psst. Over here! 264 00:13:53,010 --> 00:13:56,010 - Where've you been? - Gettin' stuff... 265 00:13:56,050 --> 00:13:57,950 Here's a wig for you... 266 00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:03,000 And a wig for you... 267 00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:07,940 Passport for Carly... And a passport for this one... 268 00:14:08,890 --> 00:14:11,530 - What's the stuff for? - We're blowin' this country. 269 00:14:11,570 --> 00:14:14,060 We're headin' to the airport and buyin' one-way tickets to amsterdam. 270 00:14:15,070 --> 00:14:16,000 Sam... 271 00:14:16,040 --> 00:14:17,600 Well, you wanna stay here in this country. 272 00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:20,540 And go to federal prison for hackin' into a secure communications network?! 273 00:14:20,570 --> 00:14:23,710 - How are we gonna pay for one-way tickets to amsterdam? 274 00:14:25,410 --> 00:14:27,200 I got all my mom's engagement rings. 275 00:14:29,020 --> 00:14:31,380 Now let's head to a pawn shop, turn this bling into cash, 276 00:14:31,420 --> 00:14:33,100 and get the Fudge outta dodge. 277 00:14:35,420 --> 00:14:37,790 Uh, I think it might be too late for that. 278 00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:40,720 Miss Shay, mister Benson, miss Puckett? 279 00:14:41,830 --> 00:14:43,030 Puckett? 280 00:14:43,070 --> 00:14:45,050 Oh, are you lookin' for Sam Puckett? 281 00:14:46,370 --> 00:14:47,780 She passed away. 282 00:14:49,240 --> 00:14:51,350 Funeral's Thursday. Bye! 283 00:14:51,820 --> 00:14:53,070 Miss Puckett. 284 00:14:58,650 --> 00:14:59,900 All right... 285 00:15:02,980 --> 00:15:04,340 Put the cuffs on loose, would ya? 286 00:15:05,190 --> 00:15:06,960 I don't like it when they dig into my wrist. 287 00:15:08,590 --> 00:15:09,610 Just come with us. 288 00:15:24,140 --> 00:15:26,110 Please just go away and leave us alone. 289 00:15:26,140 --> 00:15:28,050 We're just simple children of the Internet. 290 00:15:29,780 --> 00:15:32,160 - Inside please. - Okay wait wait wait... 291 00:15:32,820 --> 00:15:34,980 Would you let us go if... 292 00:15:35,020 --> 00:15:39,690 We give you this bag of eighteen engagement rings? 293 00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:44,890 - Engagement rings? - We don't take bribes. 294 00:15:44,930 --> 00:15:46,090 Now let's get inside... 295 00:15:46,130 --> 00:15:48,230 There's someone in here who wants to see you. 296 00:15:48,260 --> 00:15:49,530 Who?! 297 00:15:49,560 --> 00:15:52,270 Someone very high up in the United States government. 298 00:15:52,300 --> 00:15:53,680 Oh who, the president? 299 00:15:54,570 --> 00:15:55,390 Higher. 300 00:15:57,540 --> 00:16:00,270 I'm telling you, there's more! 301 00:16:00,310 --> 00:16:01,670 - Wait. - There's way more! 302 00:16:01,710 --> 00:16:02,450 Yes! 303 00:16:03,940 --> 00:16:07,050 So I'm trapped in this giant Pumpkin, right? 304 00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:09,680 You mean you're inside the Pumpkin?! 305 00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:11,750 No. I'm inside it. 306 00:16:11,790 --> 00:16:13,080 Hey, guys! 307 00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:16,730 And the kids roll me out the front door, 308 00:16:17,660 --> 00:16:19,730 into heavy traffic, 309 00:16:21,260 --> 00:16:25,930 and then this big fish truck pushes me straight into bell harbor! 310 00:16:25,970 --> 00:16:27,420 - Did the Pumpkin float?! - No! 311 00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:29,560 - No. - It sank like a rock! 312 00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:34,770 I'm telling you, my life is like a sitcom, I don't know! 313 00:16:36,470 --> 00:16:38,750 - Oh, my goodness. - Hey guys! 314 00:16:40,850 --> 00:16:43,880 - Uhhh... - Is that Mrs... 315 00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:46,870 - Oh... - Bama. 316 00:16:46,930 --> 00:16:48,160 Obama?!? 317 00:16:48,410 --> 00:16:49,960 - Yuh-huh! 318 00:16:49,990 --> 00:16:52,590 First lady of the United States of America, 319 00:16:52,630 --> 00:16:54,990 I'd like you to meet Sam Puckett, 320 00:16:55,030 --> 00:16:55,830 Freddie Benson, 321 00:16:55,860 --> 00:16:58,800 and my bouncing baby sister, Carly Shay. 322 00:16:58,830 --> 00:17:01,830 It is great to meet you Carly... 323 00:17:01,870 --> 00:17:04,720 Freddie... Sam. 324 00:17:06,140 --> 00:17:07,610 Please don't put us in federal prison! 325 00:17:07,640 --> 00:17:10,390 - He's the guilty one! - My mom voted for your husband! 326 00:17:11,950 --> 00:17:14,790 Hey, can you guys lend me some laundry deterg... 327 00:17:17,050 --> 00:17:20,070 Hey, who's your friend? 328 00:17:21,630 --> 00:17:22,810 Can she be my friend? 329 00:17:23,120 --> 00:17:24,260 - Stop. - Not good. 330 00:17:24,290 --> 00:17:26,470 - T-Bo, no. - Oh, she married? 331 00:17:27,490 --> 00:17:28,570 Very. 332 00:17:30,620 --> 00:17:31,550 Okay. 333 00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:35,260 If it don't work out, I'll be in the laundry room. 334 00:17:40,110 --> 00:17:42,580 So I'm confused. Are we in trouble? 335 00:17:42,610 --> 00:17:44,050 No, not at all. 336 00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:46,250 She watched iCarly online 337 00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:47,420 - no way. - For real? 338 00:17:47,450 --> 00:17:48,420 - Seriously? - Mmm-hmm. 339 00:17:48,450 --> 00:17:51,480 My daughters are big fans and I am too. 340 00:17:52,390 --> 00:17:55,390 - Wait, is she...?!?! - Later. Close it. 341 00:17:55,430 --> 00:17:56,770 - Bye, T-Bo. Bye. 342 00:17:59,700 --> 00:18:01,040 So what are you doin' here? 343 00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:04,260 Your excellency. 344 00:18:05,770 --> 00:18:08,040 You don't call her "your excellency." 345 00:18:08,070 --> 00:18:10,040 No, no, I kinda like it. 346 00:18:11,810 --> 00:18:14,580 I came here to say I'm proud of you. 347 00:18:15,910 --> 00:18:17,380 Why are you proud of us? 348 00:18:17,420 --> 00:18:20,020 Because of how much you care for your father... 349 00:18:20,050 --> 00:18:22,490 And because of what you two did for your friend. 350 00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:26,420 You mean, setting up the surprise birthday party on iCarly? 351 00:18:26,460 --> 00:18:27,160 - Mmm-hmm. 352 00:18:27,190 --> 00:18:30,960 My husband and I talk to a lot of people with family in the military. 353 00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:32,700 Her husband is the president. 354 00:18:34,230 --> 00:18:34,960 Sorry. 355 00:18:36,770 --> 00:18:38,540 And it can be really tough. 356 00:18:38,570 --> 00:18:41,940 For kids who have a mom or dad away from home for a long time. 357 00:18:41,970 --> 00:18:43,010 - So I... - Wait wait wait, 358 00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:44,050 hang on one second. 359 00:18:45,180 --> 00:18:47,160 You got somethin' I can make a sandwich with? 360 00:18:48,350 --> 00:18:51,150 - Sam! - The first lady is talking. 361 00:18:51,180 --> 00:18:53,270 She's the most important woman in the world. 362 00:18:54,470 --> 00:18:57,330 So that means I can't have a sandwich? 363 00:18:58,760 --> 00:19:02,020 Anyway... I was watching iCarly with my daughters, 364 00:19:02,060 --> 00:19:04,490 and I was really touched by how much you love. 365 00:19:04,530 --> 00:19:07,500 And care about your dad while he's away serving our country. 366 00:19:07,900 --> 00:19:10,170 Oh. Remember, you said you were proud of us too. 367 00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:11,770 Absolutely. 368 00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:15,740 As important as it is for Carly to support what her dad is doing, 369 00:19:15,780 --> 00:19:18,840 it's just as important that she has good friends like the two of you. 370 00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:23,110 Who understand her situation and support her too. 371 00:19:27,020 --> 00:19:28,890 I would like to apologize... 372 00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:29,760 - Bye, T-Bo. - Later. 373 00:19:29,790 --> 00:19:31,020 - Out. - Close it. 374 00:19:32,690 --> 00:19:35,330 Well, I should be getting to my next meeting. 375 00:19:36,380 --> 00:19:39,230 And somebody get this girl a sandwich. 376 00:19:40,300 --> 00:19:41,640 Sandwich! 377 00:19:43,060 --> 00:19:44,570 - Where's the bread? - I'll get the mustard. 378 00:19:44,650 --> 00:19:46,140 Uh wait... Mrs. Obama? 379 00:19:46,180 --> 00:19:48,410 - Mm-hmm? - Since you're here... 380 00:19:49,560 --> 00:19:52,340 And since your kids are big fans of iCarly... 381 00:19:52,750 --> 00:19:54,870 Do you wanna have a little fun with us? 382 00:19:56,250 --> 00:19:58,420 I'm sorry... the first lady really has to leave. 383 00:19:58,460 --> 00:19:59,850 Darn. 384 00:19:59,890 --> 00:20:01,460 We wanted you to be on iCarly. 385 00:20:01,490 --> 00:20:03,390 - Wait, for real? - Yeah! 386 00:20:03,430 --> 00:20:06,130 - Sure! - Mrs. Obama, the governor's waiting. 387 00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:09,400 Let the governor wait! Come on, let's go do iCarly! 388 00:20:09,430 --> 00:20:12,930 - All right. - Yeah. 389 00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:16,040 Okay! Next on iCarly... 390 00:20:16,070 --> 00:20:20,840 ...Since we have the first lady of the United States of America hangin' here... 391 00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:22,640 I'm on iCarly! 392 00:20:23,570 --> 00:20:27,950 We figure it's the perfect time to play our favorite game... 393 00:20:27,950 --> 00:20:34,020 Is Gibby wearing a hat, or criticizing a hamster? 394 00:20:34,020 --> 00:20:35,280 Let's do this! 395 00:20:36,630 --> 00:20:38,260 Sixty seconds on the clock. 396 00:20:38,300 --> 00:20:41,360 And... Gibby! 397 00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:44,550 Is Gibby wearing a hat or criticizing a hamster? 398 00:20:45,690 --> 00:20:46,610 Hat! 399 00:20:48,670 --> 00:20:49,410 Correct! 400 00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:51,770 Yeah! Yeah! She got it right! 401 00:20:53,830 --> 00:20:55,990 Okay, Mrs. Obama... Are you ready for the next one? 402 00:20:56,660 --> 00:20:58,280 Show me the Gibby. 403 00:20:59,260 --> 00:21:00,890 Gibby! 404 00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:04,990 Why do you run on that dumb wheel? 405 00:21:05,030 --> 00:21:06,540 You never go anywhere! 406 00:21:06,950 --> 00:21:09,150 Criticizing a hamster! 407 00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:12,020 Uh, correct! 408 00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:14,940 - Yes! U-S-A! U-S-A! 409 00:21:16,380 --> 00:21:18,650 All right, it's about to get a little tougher. 410 00:21:19,180 --> 00:21:20,650 Bring it! 411 00:21:20,930 --> 00:21:22,210 Gibby! 412 00:21:24,210 --> 00:21:28,810 - Now, I'm not supposed to give hints, but - hat. 413 00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:33,470 It's hat! Pick hat! I suggest hat! 414 00:21:35,260 --> 00:21:36,280 Hat? 415 00:21:39,540 --> 00:21:40,320 Correct! 416 00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:41,990 Yeah. I helped! 417 00:21:43,310 --> 00:21:46,880 Okay, Mrs. Obama, you have three points, beating out our previous high score... 418 00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:48,160 ...Which was two. 419 00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:52,160 ...You've won this bag of bolts... 420 00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:53,390 ...And nuts! 421 00:21:53,940 --> 00:21:56,430 Nuts and bolts supplied to iCarly by Peggy's nuts and bolts... 422 00:21:56,430 --> 00:21:58,770 For all your nut and bolt needs. 423 00:22:00,140 --> 00:22:03,210 Ooo, now I can finally finish that robot. 424 00:22:05,780 --> 00:22:07,760 Oh, I'm not supposed to mention the robot? 425 00:22:07,790 --> 00:22:08,590 No. 426 00:22:11,130 --> 00:22:14,800 And that concludes this very special edition of iCarly! 427 00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:19,800 Now this is for everyone out there who's got a family member serving in the U.S. military! 428 00:22:25,300 --> 00:22:26,830 Yeah! 429 00:22:26,830 --> 00:22:28,830 And now... 430 00:22:29,540 --> 00:22:33,670 Rrrrrraaaaandom daaaaanciiiiiing! 431 00:22:33,870 --> 00:22:35,070 Sync by Hana.Bean www.Itfriend.VN www.Addic7ed.com 30979

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