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[glass shattering]
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[light music]
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[light music]
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[song in foreign language]
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[bluesy music]
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[zooming]
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[knocking]
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- Hey.
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Hi.
- Hi.
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- I'm Eugene.
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- Hi.
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- You did it, you did it,
you hugged me.
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- Oh my god, this place is nuts.
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- Let me get this door.
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Oh wait, wait wait, don't.
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Can you come back from
there, from that threshold?
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Yeah, I need you to
take your shoes off.
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- Oh yeah, I'm sorry, no
problem.
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- [Eugene] It's just
house rules, you know.
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- Yeah I know, I totally get it.
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- And now, you may rise and
enter my lair.
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- Wow.
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- [Eugene] Yeah I designed
most of this stuff, I made it.
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- This is like very Blues Clues,
you know?
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- Sure, yeah, whatever
works for you.
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You mean it's cool
and shit, right?
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- Yeah.
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- [Eugene] Oh my god,
what is that?
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DSLR camera?
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- Yeah.
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- [Eugene] Ah, that's nice.
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Wow, with the flash and
everything ,huh?
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- Yeah, I'm a photographer.
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- Hey, you wanna
see something cool?
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Check this out, check it out.
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Oh, hey I'm fallin'
on the couch.
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You're probably looking
at that and thinking
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wow, he looks so comfortable,
that could be me.
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You're right.
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You could join me on this couch
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and we could both
be comfortable together.
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- Mmm.
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I don't know.
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- [Eugene] Why?
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- Isn't this kind of weird?
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- Yeah I could see how
you would think this place
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is kooky, weird, whatever.
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You'll get used to it.
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- No I mean it's just like
we don't know each other.
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We just met on an app and
you're a complete stranger
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and I'm in your house.
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- Hmm, maybe, I mean
that is actually
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the whole contract
with these apps, right?
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People sign up so they can
meet complete strangers
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and kind of have a "adventure".
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Everybody loves shit like that.
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- Okay.
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- [Eugene] What are you
worried about?
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I'm a good boy.
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- Nothing, nothing.
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- Don't you wanna see the
rest of the house, come on.
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- Yeah, yeah, show me.
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- All right, I will show you.
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Like this room for instance
is under construction,
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you get it.
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And so a lot of stuff like that.
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- [Caroline] You have
a lot of books.
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- No time for that, okay.
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We gotta move it right along.
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Now this room is very
private and very special.
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You heard of the show
called MTV: the Cribs?
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They used to have a line
they said in rooms like this.
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This is where all the
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- Magic happens.
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- [Eugene] You fucking
got it, exactly.
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- Wow, this is so normal.
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- Normal, yeah, I guess.
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- [Caroline] What is this, IKEA?
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- IKEA, yeah wow, we're really
connecting.
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- Why do you have all
these women's clothes?
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- Hmm, I have a roommate and
my roommate wears the clothes.
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It's pretty cool.
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- Oh, you have a girl roommate.
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- Well it's actually kind
of presumptuous
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and opposed to gender
society that we're in
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but yes my roommate is a girl.
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- Okay, where does this
girl roommate sleep?
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- Well I don't know,
take a good guess.
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Bing bong, she sleeps
on this bed.
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- Okay, so where do you sleep?
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- Where do I sleep?
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Kind of like over
here a little more.
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- Why did you have me over
here if you have a girlfriend?
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- What?
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Back up a second.
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We're in an open relationship.
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Isn't that very cool and very
progressive?
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BT Dubs, she mandated that,
all the way at the beginning.
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She said we need to be
in an open relationship
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and I was like no,
I love monogamy.
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I'm just a traditional guy.
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And then she's like no,
this is the new wave.
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- I'm hungry.
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- [Eugene] You're hungry.
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You're not freaked out, right?
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- No, let's have brunch.
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- I'm in an open relationship,
it's cool, it's fine, good.
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- Totally cool.
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- And you know you've
come to the right spot.
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This is where people go to
find the ingredients for food
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which is why we're here to eat.
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And this is perfect.
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We could eat a omelet,
a little olives in it.
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- You have no food.
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- There's some mustard.
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There's prosecco if you
like to get a little drunk.
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Omelet, prosecco,
what else do you need?
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- I think we should
probably go out.
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- I could also do that,
what a great idea.
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There's a lot of food
options in the neighborhood.
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- Okay.
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- Okay.
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Is it good?
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- It's okay.
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- You like it?
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- Mhmm.
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- Yeah.
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You noticing those guys there?
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- Yeah, what are they doing?
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- They're doing their thing.
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It's a ritual,
part of their schtick.
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No, no, no, don't do that.
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Don't do that.
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- [Caroline] What are you
talking about?
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- Did they ask you to take their
photos?
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- Dude, chill out, it's not a
big deal.
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- How would you feel if
they went to fucking WeHo
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and started doing calligraphy?
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- I'd be just fine with it.
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- Yeah.
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Oh, so what are you gonna
do the rest of the day?
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- I was actually thinking if
we could go back to your place.
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- Well I'm gonna do that anyway,
so,
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if that's what you wanna do,
yeah, great.
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Should we go?
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- Yeah.
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- Let's fucking do it.
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- I'm not done eating my
sandwich.
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- Oh yeah, duh, let's
finish the sandwiches
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and then we'll go.
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You really wanna go back huh?
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- Yeah.
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- Great.
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Somehow it always ends up in
here
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and that's the way it should be
actually.
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And maybe you've changed
your mind about this bed.
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You know, open bed, open
relationship,
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open invitation to have an
adventure and have some fun.
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- You know what I want?
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- Yeah, I think I could imagine.
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- I really want you to get
naked.
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- Oh my god, that's exactly what
I want
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but sort of vice versa.
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Like I would like you to get
naked, so maybe we could,
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- No, no, no, you, I'll help
you.
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- You know I love women with
agencies,
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- I wanna see you on the bed.
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- Why don't we start with the,
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you know, work our way
up to something magical?
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There you go.
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Yeah peel that sucker off.
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And you could actually do
it a little more sensuously,
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like just try that out for size.
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- Is this good?
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- Oh my god, yes.
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And uh, maybe I can just pull,
ladadadada.
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And why don't you pull that off?
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- [Caroline] Ooh.
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- Yeah, now you got.
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You want this too?
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- Mhmm, the whole thing.
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- [Eugene] I'll tease, the whole
thing?
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- The whole thing.
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- Okay, you wanna get
this all the way down.
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- Okay, I can do that.
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- And let me do the last one
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because it's a little striptease
thing.
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It's a little sexier if I do it.
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Yeah, mhmm.
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And now, will you pull it off?
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Yeah, like a fucking sensuous
samurai.
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And you should come with me.
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Okay.
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- [Caroline] Not yet.
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Not yet.
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- Oh shit, that's cool.
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'Cause you're a pro.
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No, no, don't do that.
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No, no.
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What are you doing?
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- Now lay back.
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- Okay, whatever.
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This is fine, I'm fucking cool.
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Progressive fucking dude.
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Okay, if you're gonna
fucking take photos of me
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and all of me, tell me what I'm
doing.
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- Stay right there.
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- Okay, what else?
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What's my vibe?
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- There we go.
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Oh that's great.
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- Are you getting it?
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Are you getting good stuff?
- That's good.
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- Exactly, and now that
you're done with that
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it's time to get on
and hop in bed with me.
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You know, one good turn deserves
another.
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- Um actually, I gotta go.
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- Oh, god.
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Are you serious?
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No you're not gonna go.
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No, no, no, no, you're
not gonna fucking go.
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- [Caroline] What the fuck?
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- You're not being very
respectful.
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Okay, okay, no ,no.
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- [Caroline] Get off of my bag.
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- All right yeah I don't wanna
like,
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you know, be physical with you.
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Okay, bye.
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[whimpering]
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[light music]
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- Hello?
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Hello?
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- [Eugene] Hey, it's me.
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- Oh hi.
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- Hey, how's it going?
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- It's good, I'm Esther.
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- Yeah, I know, I know.
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From the thing, Esther, duh.
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- Yeah, yeah.
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- Eugene.
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Welcome to my lovely home.
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- Thank you.
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Oh my god.
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- Isn't it cool?
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- Yeah.
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- This is my spot.
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- So much going on.
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Did you do this yourself?
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- Um, actually my roommate did.
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- All right, cool.
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- My roommate is actually my
girlfriend.
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- All right, well, she
seems like a talented lady.
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- She is talented.
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And we're in an open
relationship, so.
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- Smart woman.
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- Right, why do you say do?
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I'm a smart guy too.
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00:13:48,689 --> 00:13:49,759
- You know what they say,
261
00:13:49,794 --> 00:13:52,279
like why buy the whole pig
for one little sausage?
262
00:13:52,314 --> 00:13:53,556
- People say that?
263
00:13:53,591 --> 00:13:54,868
- Yeah, some people say that.
264
00:13:54,903 --> 00:13:57,629
- Well check out this
couch, it's really nice.
265
00:13:57,664 --> 00:13:59,424
- Oh my god, green denim.
266
00:13:59,459 --> 00:14:00,909
- Give it a rub, give it a feel.
267
00:14:00,943 --> 00:14:02,462
- Oh my god this is so soft.
268
00:14:02,496 --> 00:14:03,946
- It is soft, it's nice.
269
00:14:03,981 --> 00:14:04,947
- Ooh.
270
00:14:04,982 --> 00:14:07,053
This is very soft too.
271
00:14:07,087 --> 00:14:08,399
- Yeah ,yeah, it's astroturf.
272
00:14:08,433 --> 00:14:10,090
Yeah, get a feel of this.
273
00:14:10,125 --> 00:14:11,264
Still thinking about the sausage
thing.
274
00:14:11,298 --> 00:14:12,403
- It's like being in the park.
275
00:14:12,437 --> 00:14:15,785
- Right, exactly, it's just
like a day in the park.
276
00:14:15,820 --> 00:14:20,135
- So did your girlfriend
make this coffee table too?
277
00:14:20,169 --> 00:14:20,998
- Oh that?
278
00:14:22,137 --> 00:14:23,414
- [Jane] Why are we carrying
this all the way down?
279
00:14:23,448 --> 00:14:24,449
- [Eugene] Come on, it's an
adventure.
280
00:14:24,484 --> 00:14:25,830
- [Jane] Not really.
281
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:26,969
- [Eugene] Come on, what's the
problem?
282
00:14:27,004 --> 00:14:28,281
- [Jane] It's not balanced.
283
00:14:28,315 --> 00:14:29,903
- [Eugene] Okay wait, stop.
284
00:14:29,938 --> 00:14:30,904
- [Jane] We're carrying it
wrong!
285
00:14:30,939 --> 00:14:31,905
- Okay, how do we do it right?
286
00:14:31,940 --> 00:14:33,458
How do we do it right?
287
00:14:33,493 --> 00:14:34,839
- Like, flip it.
288
00:14:36,772 --> 00:14:37,738
- Okay, which way?
289
00:14:37,773 --> 00:14:38,567
- [Jane] This way.
290
00:14:38,601 --> 00:14:39,982
- Okay, flip it on three, okay?
291
00:14:40,017 --> 00:14:41,363
One, two, three.
292
00:14:43,710 --> 00:14:45,712
I just wanna say thanks for
letting us put
293
00:14:45,746 --> 00:14:47,300
your back seat down.
294
00:14:47,334 --> 00:14:48,473
[coughing]
295
00:14:48,508 --> 00:14:50,303
- The hives, sucks.
296
00:14:50,337 --> 00:14:51,131
- [Jane] What?
297
00:14:51,166 --> 00:14:51,960
- What?
298
00:14:51,994 --> 00:14:53,927
- This titus job sucks.
299
00:14:53,962 --> 00:14:56,343
Pay is shit, I'm sick, tired.
300
00:14:58,621 --> 00:15:00,002
- If you're tired you might
wanna just,
301
00:15:00,037 --> 00:15:02,867
you know, go home and take
a nap when we're done.
302
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,213
- [Jane] Eugene.
303
00:15:11,634 --> 00:15:14,223
- [Eugene] Emmett, can you turn
that down?
304
00:15:14,258 --> 00:15:15,880
- Yeah, you're being rude.
305
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,986
Pick up the gobbledygoop.
306
00:15:18,020 --> 00:15:19,677
- [Eugene] Oh, my gobbledygook?
307
00:15:19,711 --> 00:15:20,816
- It's Russian.
308
00:15:20,850 --> 00:15:21,644
- [Eugene] Yes.
309
00:15:21,679 --> 00:15:22,783
- We're Russian.
310
00:15:22,818 --> 00:15:25,717
- Talking in another
language, welcome to America.
311
00:15:25,752 --> 00:15:27,305
Multicultural, man.
312
00:15:28,410 --> 00:15:30,205
- Is he retarded?
313
00:15:30,239 --> 00:15:33,139
Your like, your retarded
Russian brother or something.
314
00:15:33,173 --> 00:15:34,416
- [laughing] no.
315
00:15:34,450 --> 00:15:35,520
- Brother?
316
00:15:35,555 --> 00:15:36,832
I'm not her fucking brother.
317
00:15:36,866 --> 00:15:39,939
- He's my retarded Russian
boyfriend.
318
00:15:41,906 --> 00:15:43,356
- Nah.
319
00:15:43,390 --> 00:15:46,221
That we got on Craigslist.
320
00:15:46,255 --> 00:15:47,049
- [Esther] Cool.
321
00:15:47,084 --> 00:15:50,052
- Yeah, it was actually so cool.
322
00:15:50,087 --> 00:15:51,088
Hey, do you want any water?
323
00:15:51,122 --> 00:15:52,261
- Sure.
324
00:15:52,296 --> 00:15:54,712
- 'Cause I got some of the
finest water in LA county.
325
00:15:54,746 --> 00:15:57,957
Bet you've never seen
anything quite like that.
326
00:15:57,991 --> 00:16:00,545
- [Esther] A sink full of dirty
dishes?
327
00:16:00,580 --> 00:16:01,408
- Uh, no.
328
00:16:02,375 --> 00:16:04,446
This actually makes sense,
so his and hers
329
00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:06,206
and there's a dividing line
between them
330
00:16:06,241 --> 00:16:07,621
and never the tween
shall meet, okay?
331
00:16:07,656 --> 00:16:10,314
No, this ionizer, this water
ionizer.
332
00:16:10,348 --> 00:16:11,315
It's very cool.
333
00:16:11,349 --> 00:16:13,938
- But why do you have
a Korean ionizer?
334
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,457
- You know it's
a Korean ionizer?
335
00:16:15,491 --> 00:16:16,561
Oh my god, oh my god.
336
00:16:16,596 --> 00:16:18,149
You think I,
337
00:16:18,184 --> 00:16:21,428
you think I must have like
an Asian fetish or something.
338
00:16:21,463 --> 00:16:24,017
- No, I wasn't really
getting at that
339
00:16:24,052 --> 00:16:26,054
but you know, it's good to know.
340
00:16:26,088 --> 00:16:28,194
- No I don't, 'cause I've
dated a lot of chicks
341
00:16:28,228 --> 00:16:30,230
of all creeds and
colors and races.
342
00:16:30,265 --> 00:16:32,439
And actually you
have lot in common
343
00:16:32,474 --> 00:16:33,923
with the types of girls I
normally date
344
00:16:33,958 --> 00:16:36,616
'cause they're all
like weird and smart
345
00:16:36,650 --> 00:16:40,033
and like, you know, really
creative.
346
00:16:40,068 --> 00:16:41,724
- Well it sounds to me like
you got pretty good taste.
347
00:16:41,759 --> 00:16:43,588
- Oh does it now?
348
00:16:43,623 --> 00:16:44,417
- Yeah.
349
00:16:44,451 --> 00:16:45,314
- Does it now, Esther?
350
00:16:45,349 --> 00:16:46,419
- I'm getting to like
you quite a bit.
351
00:16:46,453 --> 00:16:48,835
[bashing]
352
00:16:48,869 --> 00:16:50,043
- I like you too.
353
00:16:50,078 --> 00:16:51,389
You have soft hands.
354
00:16:51,424 --> 00:16:52,977
- Yeah I'm really soft,
touch my skin.
355
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:54,772
It's like, and I never
moisturize.
356
00:16:54,806 --> 00:16:55,876
- Like a baby.
357
00:16:55,911 --> 00:16:57,809
- Aha, yeah, never done
a day of work in my life.
358
00:16:57,844 --> 00:16:59,708
It's like I have, but not with
my hands.
359
00:16:59,742 --> 00:17:01,054
[laughing]
360
00:17:01,089 --> 00:17:02,780
[phone boinging]
361
00:17:02,814 --> 00:17:03,781
- Oh I'm sorry.
362
00:17:03,815 --> 00:17:04,782
Do you mind if I take this?
363
00:17:04,816 --> 00:17:07,440
- It's like a
family thing, sure.
364
00:17:07,474 --> 00:17:09,476
- Hello, good afternoon.
365
00:17:10,374 --> 00:17:12,652
Mhmm, yes this is she.
366
00:17:12,686 --> 00:17:15,310
Who am I speaking with?
367
00:17:15,344 --> 00:17:16,311
Wonderful.
368
00:17:16,345 --> 00:17:19,279
So have you seen
anyone like me before?
369
00:17:19,314 --> 00:17:20,384
No?
370
00:17:20,418 --> 00:17:24,457
Do you get into ABDL, NT,
CBT, things like that?
371
00:17:24,491 --> 00:17:25,561
Uh huh.
372
00:17:25,596 --> 00:17:28,288
And where are you hoping to
serve me?
373
00:17:28,323 --> 00:17:29,462
Three hours?
374
00:17:29,496 --> 00:17:30,566
Perfect.
375
00:17:30,601 --> 00:17:34,432
So when can I expect your
deposit, the next five?
376
00:17:34,467 --> 00:17:35,433
Very good.
377
00:17:35,468 --> 00:17:36,503
I'll keep an eye out for it.
378
00:17:36,538 --> 00:17:37,366
Bye bye.
379
00:17:39,679 --> 00:17:42,509
Sorry about that, so
rude to take a phone call
380
00:17:42,544 --> 00:17:44,649
like right about it.
381
00:17:44,684 --> 00:17:46,306
- No, it's all good.
382
00:17:46,341 --> 00:17:48,619
It was a business
phone call, right?
383
00:17:48,653 --> 00:17:51,587
- That's right, I'm a Pro Dom.
384
00:17:51,622 --> 00:17:52,588
- Okay.
385
00:17:52,623 --> 00:17:55,108
That's so fucking cool,
that's really cool.
386
00:17:55,143 --> 00:17:57,973
- To be honest, kind of
exhausting, you know.
387
00:17:58,007 --> 00:17:59,112
- [Eugene] Sure, you're
over it a little bit.
388
00:17:59,147 --> 00:18:01,356
- Yeah you know, so many
guys need to get stepped on,
389
00:18:01,390 --> 00:18:03,772
slapped or treated like a slut
390
00:18:03,806 --> 00:18:04,773
or be a human toilet.
391
00:18:04,807 --> 00:18:05,808
- Right, human toilet.
392
00:18:05,843 --> 00:18:07,741
- It's just like super
exhausting.
393
00:18:07,776 --> 00:18:08,846
- Right, men love to be sluts.
394
00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:10,434
- Yeah, they do.
395
00:18:10,468 --> 00:18:11,469
- Yeah.
396
00:18:11,504 --> 00:18:13,471
- So do you get into
any of that play
397
00:18:13,506 --> 00:18:16,509
or I mean you seem to know
what I was talking about?
398
00:18:16,543 --> 00:18:20,029
- I'm more like a vanilla
boy, honestly, yeah.
399
00:18:20,064 --> 00:18:21,272
- That makes a lot of sense
400
00:18:21,307 --> 00:18:23,516
'cause all my clients are
like high powered lawyers
401
00:18:23,550 --> 00:18:25,897
or doctors or entrepreneurs.
402
00:18:27,140 --> 00:18:29,936
So they really like to just
relinquish all control to me.
403
00:18:29,970 --> 00:18:32,663
Whereas you know, I feel
like maybe you have a more
404
00:18:32,697 --> 00:18:34,458
like fluid lifestyle?
405
00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:37,771
- Actually, I'm pretty
corporate.
406
00:18:37,806 --> 00:18:39,290
Pretty business.
407
00:18:39,325 --> 00:18:40,843
But you don't have
access to that
408
00:18:40,878 --> 00:18:42,155
'cause you don't
really know me fully yet
409
00:18:42,190 --> 00:18:43,812
but you could get to know me.
410
00:18:43,846 --> 00:18:45,158
And if you ever do
have the urge to like
411
00:18:45,193 --> 00:18:46,573
beat the shit out
of me, it's like
412
00:18:46,608 --> 00:18:47,816
okay with it.
413
00:18:47,850 --> 00:18:49,921
That another family
thing, some family stuff?
414
00:18:49,956 --> 00:18:51,268
- No, you know I'm sorry.
415
00:18:51,302 --> 00:18:53,132
I have to go get
ready for my session.
416
00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:54,236
- Oh my god, I'm so proud of you
417
00:18:54,271 --> 00:18:56,273
and excited for your
bank account.
418
00:18:56,307 --> 00:18:58,792
Well maybe we can
hang out soon, huh?
419
00:18:58,827 --> 00:19:01,070
- I had a really good time
today.
420
00:19:01,105 --> 00:19:02,106
I gotta run.
421
00:19:03,349 --> 00:19:04,177
Bye.
422
00:19:05,661 --> 00:19:06,490
- Bye.
423
00:19:07,663 --> 00:19:09,251
Don't forget your bike.
424
00:19:09,286 --> 00:19:10,977
And don't forget me.
425
00:19:19,675 --> 00:19:22,161
[light music]
426
00:19:52,467 --> 00:19:53,295
Insurance.
427
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:55,504
Automobile club.
428
00:19:58,127 --> 00:19:59,198
College fund.
429
00:20:00,268 --> 00:20:03,547
Here we go, taking care of
business.
430
00:20:03,581 --> 00:20:07,102
Taking care of all the
important business.
431
00:20:10,278 --> 00:20:13,902
[whimsical music]
432
00:20:13,936 --> 00:20:16,111
[beeping]
433
00:20:19,287 --> 00:20:20,115
Hmm.
434
00:20:45,209 --> 00:20:47,694
[chill music]
435
00:21:13,755 --> 00:21:14,583
Fuck.
436
00:21:55,762 --> 00:21:58,040
[thumping]
437
00:22:02,597 --> 00:22:04,771
[beeping]
438
00:22:29,589 --> 00:22:30,832
Hey yeah.
439
00:22:30,866 --> 00:22:33,559
You know, I'm just ripping
up bills like you saw.
440
00:22:33,593 --> 00:22:35,319
So yeah if you're
into that, totally just
441
00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:39,116
send me a DM and
I'll pop you the addy.
442
00:22:39,150 --> 00:22:41,463
All right cool, bye.
443
00:22:41,498 --> 00:22:44,604
You know I'm just ripping
up bills like you saw.
444
00:22:44,639 --> 00:22:46,157
So yeah if you're,
445
00:22:47,918 --> 00:22:49,091
Feels good, huh?
446
00:22:49,126 --> 00:22:51,404
- Yeah it feels cathartic.
447
00:22:51,439 --> 00:22:52,888
- Yeah yeah yeah,
don't you kind of wish
448
00:22:52,923 --> 00:22:53,958
that you had your own bills?
449
00:22:53,993 --> 00:22:55,408
- Um, I don't really
have too many bills.
450
00:22:55,443 --> 00:22:56,409
- [Eugene] Really?
451
00:22:56,444 --> 00:22:58,929
What you have a
kind of trust fund vibe?
452
00:22:58,963 --> 00:23:00,896
- I'm taken care of.
453
00:23:00,931 --> 00:23:04,141
- Uh well I probably have
enough to go around, so
454
00:23:04,175 --> 00:23:06,937
thank you for helping me out.
455
00:23:06,971 --> 00:23:08,421
- Why do we have this light on?
456
00:23:08,456 --> 00:23:09,767
Why don't we have
on the cool lights?
457
00:23:09,802 --> 00:23:12,080
- Um, well 'cause it's
good for the video
458
00:23:12,114 --> 00:23:14,600
but I guess that's over now, so.
459
00:23:14,634 --> 00:23:15,842
- [Logan] See?
460
00:23:15,877 --> 00:23:17,465
- Oh yeah.
461
00:23:17,499 --> 00:23:20,088
Wow, you have a very intuitive
sense of the space, you know?
462
00:23:20,122 --> 00:23:21,503
- Yeah and I've
been here before.
463
00:23:21,538 --> 00:23:23,505
- Nah, 'cause if
you've been here before
464
00:23:23,540 --> 00:23:25,369
I think I would remember
that, you know, my house.
465
00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:26,612
- You weren't here,
I came here with Jane
466
00:23:26,646 --> 00:23:27,751
a couple times.
467
00:23:27,785 --> 00:23:29,511
- You were here a couple times
with Jane?
468
00:23:29,546 --> 00:23:30,512
- [Logan] Yeah.
469
00:23:30,547 --> 00:23:31,513
- And I wasn't here?
470
00:23:31,548 --> 00:23:32,790
- [Logan] No.
471
00:23:32,825 --> 00:23:34,136
- I find that hard to believe,
you know, 'cause like Jane,
472
00:23:34,171 --> 00:23:34,965
- Well it was like a party.
473
00:23:34,999 --> 00:23:36,207
A little party.
474
00:23:36,242 --> 00:23:38,209
- Oh, and was it fun?
475
00:23:38,244 --> 00:23:40,211
- Yeah it was really fun,
it was cute.
476
00:23:40,246 --> 00:23:41,212
- It was cute?
477
00:23:41,247 --> 00:23:42,455
- [Logan] Yeah, Jane's fun.
478
00:23:42,490 --> 00:23:45,424
[crowd chattering]
479
00:23:48,047 --> 00:23:49,220
- I was stuck.
480
00:23:50,187 --> 00:23:53,121
[crowd chattering]
481
00:23:54,605 --> 00:23:57,056
- [Woman] Where is Eugene?
482
00:23:57,090 --> 00:24:00,439
- Who cares? [laughing]
483
00:24:03,511 --> 00:24:05,823
[clinking]
484
00:24:08,861 --> 00:24:10,345
- Is it okay that I'm
laying here on the floor?
485
00:24:10,379 --> 00:24:12,761
- Yeah this is the perfect
distance.
486
00:24:12,796 --> 00:24:14,314
- Okay.
487
00:24:14,349 --> 00:24:16,834
Could you like maybe like
send me an invite next time
488
00:24:16,869 --> 00:24:19,630
one of these cool
cute functions happen?
489
00:24:19,665 --> 00:24:21,425
- What's up with your hair?
490
00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:22,633
Like what's going on with that?
491
00:24:22,668 --> 00:24:23,738
- My hair?
- Yeah.
492
00:24:23,772 --> 00:24:24,808
- This is cool, this is good.
493
00:24:24,842 --> 00:24:26,361
This is called the
floating toupee.
494
00:24:26,395 --> 00:24:27,914
This is like my look.
495
00:24:27,949 --> 00:24:29,191
This is the thing I invented.
496
00:24:29,226 --> 00:24:30,399
- Okay.
497
00:24:30,434 --> 00:24:32,505
Yeah, it looks more like
you're hiding something.
498
00:24:32,540 --> 00:24:33,575
- Hiding something?
499
00:24:33,610 --> 00:24:35,715
- [Logan] Yeah like,
like a bird.
500
00:24:35,750 --> 00:24:36,854
- Like a bird?
501
00:24:36,889 --> 00:24:38,373
- Maybe you're like
embarrassed of your baldness.
502
00:24:38,407 --> 00:24:39,581
- Well I don't have baldness,
503
00:24:39,616 --> 00:24:41,894
I have just a new look.
504
00:24:41,928 --> 00:24:43,723
- Your baldingness then.
505
00:24:43,758 --> 00:24:46,346
- Okay so what's like a
different look?
506
00:24:46,381 --> 00:24:48,141
What should I do besides
this, you want like this?
507
00:24:48,176 --> 00:24:48,970
- [Logan] Pull it back, yeah.
508
00:24:49,004 --> 00:24:49,867
- This, this is a good look?
509
00:24:49,902 --> 00:24:50,696
- [Logan] Yeah.
510
00:24:50,730 --> 00:24:51,835
- Like a fucking troll doll.
511
00:24:51,869 --> 00:24:53,181
- Well like, what if you
just like take it all down,
512
00:24:53,215 --> 00:24:55,355
see what we got to work with.
513
00:24:55,390 --> 00:24:56,667
- You're gonna help me out?
514
00:24:56,702 --> 00:24:58,082
- Yeah, well.
515
00:24:58,117 --> 00:24:59,705
I'll be there for moral support.
516
00:24:59,739 --> 00:25:01,638
I don't wanna touch it.
517
00:25:03,225 --> 00:25:04,468
- What do you think, is
this like getting there
518
00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:05,469
or getting there?
519
00:25:05,504 --> 00:25:07,057
- Yeah, I think it
looks a lot better.
520
00:25:07,091 --> 00:25:08,748
- You know I'm really
happy you say that
521
00:25:08,783 --> 00:25:10,543
because a lot of the time lately
522
00:25:10,578 --> 00:25:12,338
when like I ask Jane about,
523
00:25:12,372 --> 00:25:14,478
oh how's my hair look,
how does my outfit look?
524
00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:16,653
It's like uniformly negative.
525
00:25:16,687 --> 00:25:18,965
And I feel like I just can't
trust her opinion anymore.
526
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:20,553
She's very biased.
527
00:25:20,588 --> 00:25:21,554
- Do you think the open
relationship's
528
00:25:21,589 --> 00:25:23,349
just like not working?
529
00:25:23,383 --> 00:25:25,593
- No, I think it's working
great.
530
00:25:25,627 --> 00:25:28,112
But you know, there's
like peaks and valleys.
531
00:25:28,147 --> 00:25:30,425
So like we're working through
one of the valleys right now.
532
00:25:30,459 --> 00:25:31,426
- Uh huh.
533
00:25:31,460 --> 00:25:32,427
- Like this weekend for
instance,
534
00:25:32,461 --> 00:25:33,877
like we split up the house.
535
00:25:33,911 --> 00:25:35,361
It's gonna be very positive.
536
00:25:35,395 --> 00:25:36,776
It's already been very
positive for us.
537
00:25:36,811 --> 00:25:39,676
And like the house
is nice, you know.
538
00:25:39,710 --> 00:25:40,746
Do you like it?
539
00:25:40,780 --> 00:25:42,437
- [Logan] Yeah, yeah,
the house is great.
540
00:25:42,471 --> 00:25:43,472
- And it's super cheap.
541
00:25:43,507 --> 00:25:45,578
The rent is extremely
reasonable.
542
00:25:45,613 --> 00:25:46,579
- I don't think that's a reason
543
00:25:46,614 --> 00:25:48,926
to stay in a relationship
though.
544
00:25:48,961 --> 00:25:50,997
- I'm not saying that's why
we stay in a relationship.
545
00:25:51,032 --> 00:25:52,412
Of course we're in a
relationship
546
00:25:52,447 --> 00:25:54,863
because it's like we're in love.
547
00:25:54,898 --> 00:25:57,866
We have like respect and
admiration for each other.
548
00:25:57,901 --> 00:25:59,937
But it's just a lot
of great amenities
549
00:25:59,972 --> 00:26:01,905
that come with
this sort of thing.
550
00:26:01,939 --> 00:26:03,596
- Okay, you're done.
551
00:26:03,631 --> 00:26:05,874
I'm hungry, let's go.
552
00:26:05,909 --> 00:26:06,737
- Oof.
553
00:26:08,636 --> 00:26:11,811
Sorry like, everything's closed.
554
00:26:11,846 --> 00:26:14,918
It's like this, Burger Gods.
555
00:26:14,952 --> 00:26:17,334
- Yeah, did you wanna
go here to Burger Gods?
556
00:26:17,368 --> 00:26:19,750
- Why would I fucking
wanna go here?
557
00:26:19,785 --> 00:26:21,303
This is like everything I hate.
558
00:26:21,338 --> 00:26:23,892
Burger Gods in
Chinatown, come on.
559
00:26:23,927 --> 00:26:25,584
- Uh huh, why is that?
560
00:26:25,618 --> 00:26:26,688
- What do you mean why?
561
00:26:26,723 --> 00:26:28,000
It's very disrespectful
562
00:26:28,034 --> 00:26:29,967
of like the flavor of the
community.
563
00:26:30,002 --> 00:26:31,210
And like who is it serving?
564
00:26:31,244 --> 00:26:33,074
Who is it catering to?
565
00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:35,801
- All right, you complaining
about gentrification
566
00:26:35,835 --> 00:26:39,080
is like Republicans
complaining about Trump.
567
00:26:39,114 --> 00:26:40,253
- Hmm no.
568
00:26:40,288 --> 00:26:41,254
- You can't set the foundation
and then be surprised
569
00:26:41,289 --> 00:26:42,601
by what follows.
570
00:26:42,635 --> 00:26:43,567
- Set the foundation?
571
00:26:43,602 --> 00:26:44,706
How am I fucking setting the
foundation?
572
00:26:44,741 --> 00:26:45,742
I don't walk in saying like
573
00:26:45,776 --> 00:26:47,226
here's my new art gallery.
574
00:26:47,260 --> 00:26:48,434
- Just by living in this
neighborhood,
575
00:26:48,468 --> 00:26:50,056
a guy like you is participating.
576
00:26:50,091 --> 00:26:52,127
- What do you mean
a guy like me?
577
00:26:52,162 --> 00:26:54,164
- Like a white guy.
578
00:26:54,198 --> 00:26:56,166
- Wait a second, oh my god.
579
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:58,582
I used to live in Highland Park
580
00:26:58,617 --> 00:27:00,377
and I didn't want any coffee
shops there
581
00:27:00,411 --> 00:27:02,206
but they all showed up.
582
00:27:02,241 --> 00:27:03,863
And before that
I was in Echo Park
583
00:27:03,898 --> 00:27:05,140
and I didn't want any health
foods stores
584
00:27:05,175 --> 00:27:06,625
and they opened up all
these health food stores.
585
00:27:06,659 --> 00:27:07,867
I don't like those
sorts of things.
586
00:27:07,902 --> 00:27:11,319
But they go where I go
just a few months later.
587
00:27:11,353 --> 00:27:13,804
- Are you just realizing
all this stuff, or is this?
588
00:27:13,839 --> 00:27:15,944
- [Eugene] No, I thought
about this before but never
589
00:27:15,979 --> 00:27:17,497
in the context of me.
590
00:27:17,532 --> 00:27:18,360
- I know.
591
00:27:19,983 --> 00:27:20,811
- Okay.
592
00:27:23,365 --> 00:27:24,643
So what do I do?
593
00:27:25,782 --> 00:27:29,164
- I'm not gonna be your liaison
into cultural redemption.
594
00:27:29,199 --> 00:27:31,408
But I'm going to a Halloween
party if you wanna go.
595
00:27:31,442 --> 00:27:33,065
There's probably snacks there.
596
00:27:33,099 --> 00:27:34,411
- No, I think I need
a moment to reflect on
597
00:27:34,445 --> 00:27:36,275
the man in the mirror.
598
00:27:37,725 --> 00:27:39,347
- All right, well I'm gonna
leave you here
599
00:27:39,381 --> 00:27:42,591
with your feelings,
let you absorb.
600
00:27:42,626 --> 00:27:44,352
- Yeah, okay well
I'll catch you later.
601
00:27:44,386 --> 00:27:45,456
- Right cool, see ya.
602
00:27:45,491 --> 00:27:47,148
- Right, see ya, bye.
603
00:27:54,811 --> 00:27:56,709
Okay well, I guess I'm the
problem.
604
00:27:56,744 --> 00:27:58,331
Actually I should
probably just die.
605
00:27:58,366 --> 00:28:00,506
No one wants to fuck me,
no one wants to talk to me.
606
00:28:00,540 --> 00:28:02,094
No one wants to be next to me.
607
00:28:02,128 --> 00:28:03,682
No one wants me in the
neighborhood.
608
00:28:03,716 --> 00:28:04,752
That's fine, it's fine.
609
00:28:04,786 --> 00:28:06,857
You just go to sleep and
forget about everything
610
00:28:06,892 --> 00:28:09,722
and just wake up the next
day and feel totally fine.
611
00:28:09,757 --> 00:28:10,723
I'll be fine.
612
00:28:10,758 --> 00:28:11,724
Just wake up tomorrow morning
613
00:28:11,759 --> 00:28:14,244
and feel totally fucking fine.
614
00:28:16,108 --> 00:28:18,938
[whimsical music]
615
00:28:28,223 --> 00:28:30,881
Batteries, batteries, batteries.
616
00:28:56,838 --> 00:28:58,840
This, this is so stupid.
617
00:29:25,902 --> 00:29:29,595
[muffled voice in distance]
618
00:30:24,788 --> 00:30:27,446
[phone ringing]
619
00:30:29,793 --> 00:30:30,829
- [Woman] Hi, Eugene.
620
00:30:30,863 --> 00:30:32,623
- Hey, Desi.
621
00:30:32,658 --> 00:30:35,109
- [Desi] How do you always
know just when to call?
622
00:30:35,143 --> 00:30:36,075
- How are you?
623
00:30:36,110 --> 00:30:36,904
- [Desi] Bad.
624
00:30:36,938 --> 00:30:37,766
- Right.
625
00:30:37,801 --> 00:30:38,595
- [Desi] Things are bad again.
626
00:30:38,629 --> 00:30:39,768
- I'm even worse.
627
00:30:39,803 --> 00:30:41,770
- [Desi] You know I'm feeling
really sick and lonely.
628
00:30:41,805 --> 00:30:43,220
- Well, you wanna
hang out together?
629
00:30:43,255 --> 00:30:45,291
- [Desi] Yeah, I just took my
costume off.
630
00:30:45,326 --> 00:30:46,292
- Right.
631
00:30:46,327 --> 00:30:48,260
You need anything?
632
00:30:48,294 --> 00:30:51,021
- [Desi] Um, some probiotics?
633
00:30:51,056 --> 00:30:53,886
- Thank you, by the way for
getting me
634
00:30:53,921 --> 00:30:55,957
the largest jar of kimchi you
could find.
635
00:30:55,992 --> 00:30:57,131
- Sure yeah well I mean
you said you were sick
636
00:30:57,165 --> 00:31:00,479
so I wanted to fulfill any
requests and.
637
00:31:02,412 --> 00:31:05,518
So do you have a, you have a
yeast infection or something?
638
00:31:05,553 --> 00:31:06,381
- Yeah.
639
00:31:08,107 --> 00:31:09,453
- Okay, you seem excited to
reveal that
640
00:31:09,488 --> 00:31:11,317
and that's fine, that's good.
641
00:31:11,352 --> 00:31:13,906
- Well I'm happy you are aware,
you know.
642
00:31:13,941 --> 00:31:15,252
- Sure, um.
643
00:31:15,287 --> 00:31:18,186
Now that's not
contagious, is it?
644
00:31:18,221 --> 00:31:19,325
- Yeah if we,
645
00:31:20,568 --> 00:31:22,535
yeah, it is contagious.
646
00:31:22,570 --> 00:31:23,571
- Oh really?
647
00:31:23,605 --> 00:31:25,538
Okay, well that's fine,
we weren't gonna fuck.
648
00:31:25,573 --> 00:31:27,195
- I'm on my period anyways.
649
00:31:27,230 --> 00:31:29,888
- Right, that's never
really been a problem
650
00:31:29,922 --> 00:31:31,993
but it should tonight 'cause
not only are you in period
651
00:31:32,028 --> 00:31:33,443
but you also have this,
652
00:31:33,477 --> 00:31:34,582
- You don't wanna get a yeast
infection.
653
00:31:34,616 --> 00:31:36,308
- I would hate that.
654
00:31:36,342 --> 00:31:38,448
- It's like yeast coming
out of your dick.
655
00:31:38,482 --> 00:31:40,036
- I wouldn't even
be able to get it up.
656
00:31:40,070 --> 00:31:41,589
- No, that's disgusting.
657
00:31:41,623 --> 00:31:42,383
- 'Cause it's just
so fucking gross
658
00:31:42,417 --> 00:31:43,280
and I wouldn't wanna get it
659
00:31:43,315 --> 00:31:44,764
'cause then I'd be itching
everyday.
660
00:31:44,799 --> 00:31:46,905
- I feel really unsexy.
661
00:31:46,939 --> 00:31:48,872
- And I feel really happy
just sitting here with you
662
00:31:48,907 --> 00:31:49,942
as just a buddy.
663
00:31:49,977 --> 00:31:50,978
- Yeah, we don't do this enough.
664
00:31:51,012 --> 00:31:53,187
[moaning]
665
00:31:56,776 --> 00:31:58,917
[yawning]
666
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:04,405
[light music]
667
00:32:45,411 --> 00:32:48,794
[tires screeching]
668
00:32:48,828 --> 00:32:49,968
- Cuck hairdo?
669
00:33:02,532 --> 00:33:04,810
[groaning]
670
00:33:06,708 --> 00:33:09,021
[screaming]
671
00:33:10,505 --> 00:33:11,851
I can post that.
672
00:33:12,852 --> 00:33:14,095
You like what you see?
673
00:33:14,130 --> 00:33:15,510
I'm a good guy.
674
00:33:15,545 --> 00:33:17,512
I'm a good guy, okay?
675
00:33:17,547 --> 00:33:19,998
I'm a pure guy and
I'm a good guy
676
00:33:20,032 --> 00:33:22,690
and I'm a nice guy
and I mean well.
677
00:33:22,724 --> 00:33:24,347
Just started fucking look good.
678
00:33:24,381 --> 00:33:26,832
I start to fucking look good.
679
00:33:29,593 --> 00:33:32,527
Basically at the
halfway mark here.
680
00:33:34,322 --> 00:33:35,151
Oh fuck.
681
00:33:36,704 --> 00:33:37,532
Fuck.
682
00:33:50,097 --> 00:33:52,927
[whimsical music]
683
00:34:11,152 --> 00:34:13,603
Hey come on, it's time to go.
684
00:34:15,294 --> 00:34:16,226
Hey, hello.
685
00:34:18,194 --> 00:34:20,265
It's time to go, let's go.
686
00:34:20,299 --> 00:34:21,645
- I'm not going.
687
00:34:23,820 --> 00:34:26,719
[dinging]
688
00:34:26,754 --> 00:34:28,721
- You're not going?
689
00:34:28,756 --> 00:34:31,552
It's time to go, come on.
690
00:34:31,586 --> 00:34:32,622
- Ugh.
691
00:34:32,656 --> 00:34:34,141
- It's time to go.
692
00:34:35,073 --> 00:34:37,075
Time to go to social club.
693
00:34:37,109 --> 00:34:38,006
We talked about this.
694
00:34:38,041 --> 00:34:39,180
- I have a lot of
work to do actually.
695
00:34:39,215 --> 00:34:40,457
- [Eugene] You have
a lot of work?
696
00:34:40,492 --> 00:34:42,252
Look at you, you're just
sitting on the couch
697
00:34:42,287 --> 00:34:45,152
eating chips and
watching Law and Order.
698
00:34:45,186 --> 00:34:46,912
You're not really
working, come on.
699
00:34:46,946 --> 00:34:48,120
Let's go out,
let's have some fun.
700
00:34:48,155 --> 00:34:49,225
- It's part of my process.
701
00:34:49,259 --> 00:34:50,364
- This is your process?
702
00:34:50,398 --> 00:34:52,193
The process is sitting here
not hanging out with me,
703
00:34:52,228 --> 00:34:55,162
not doing anything,
that's your process.
704
00:34:55,196 --> 00:34:57,888
- What the fuck are you wearing?
705
00:34:59,649 --> 00:35:01,720
- This is my cool
new belt, you like?
706
00:35:01,754 --> 00:35:03,549
- [Jane] Is that like a
Halloween thing?
707
00:35:03,584 --> 00:35:05,241
- It's not like a
Halloween thing.
708
00:35:05,275 --> 00:35:07,795
You know, it's a no costume
thing attached tonight.
709
00:35:07,829 --> 00:35:08,796
Come on.
710
00:35:08,830 --> 00:35:11,488
- Well, you look stupid as fuck.
711
00:35:12,662 --> 00:35:15,009
- [Eugene] I look
stupid as fuck?
712
00:35:15,043 --> 00:35:17,322
I look stupid as fuck?
713
00:35:17,356 --> 00:35:20,048
- [Jane] Why are you doing this?
714
00:35:44,487 --> 00:35:48,456
- Look I'm sorry I'm
not, I don't feel good.
715
00:35:48,491 --> 00:35:49,768
- [Eugene] I know,
and I'm just trying
716
00:35:49,802 --> 00:35:51,010
to make you feel better.
717
00:35:51,045 --> 00:35:52,150
- You're not.
718
00:35:53,979 --> 00:35:56,361
- Then maybe
we should just stay.
719
00:35:56,395 --> 00:35:58,501
Maybe I'll just stay.
720
00:35:58,535 --> 00:36:00,951
I'm not gonna go either.
721
00:36:00,986 --> 00:36:04,127
I'm just gonna
chill here with you.
722
00:36:04,162 --> 00:36:05,197
I'm just gonna
chill here with you.
723
00:36:05,232 --> 00:36:06,302
- Why don't you go?
724
00:36:06,336 --> 00:36:08,304
- Why don't we go,
why don't we go?
725
00:36:08,338 --> 00:36:11,859
- Go find some girls to
fuck if I'm not there.
726
00:36:11,893 --> 00:36:12,687
- Find some girls to fuck?
727
00:36:12,722 --> 00:36:13,757
Why do you say stuff like that?
728
00:36:13,792 --> 00:36:15,725
I don't wanna go
there and fuck somebody.
729
00:36:15,759 --> 00:36:19,591
I wanna go there with
you and have fun together
730
00:36:19,625 --> 00:36:22,352
and like let people
see us happy.
731
00:36:23,767 --> 00:36:25,459
All right, I'm gonna
count to three.
732
00:36:25,493 --> 00:36:27,978
When we hit three,
we're gonna get up.
733
00:36:28,013 --> 00:36:29,359
- All right.
- And we're gonna go.
734
00:36:29,394 --> 00:36:30,222
- Uh huh.
735
00:36:30,257 --> 00:36:31,292
- All right.
736
00:36:31,327 --> 00:36:34,053
[speaking in foreign language]
737
00:36:34,088 --> 00:36:34,882
[slamming]
738
00:36:34,916 --> 00:36:37,471
[car starting]
739
00:36:38,851 --> 00:36:41,129
- Mmm, Jane is in her thing.
740
00:36:41,164 --> 00:36:42,752
Good, uh, you're happy for her.
741
00:36:42,786 --> 00:36:45,030
You love her, you admire
her, you're proud of her.
742
00:36:45,064 --> 00:36:46,687
Okay, good,
let her do her thing,
743
00:36:46,721 --> 00:36:48,654
don't fucking smother her.
744
00:36:48,689 --> 00:36:51,036
[chuckling]
745
00:36:54,384 --> 00:36:57,076
[blabbering]
746
00:36:57,111 --> 00:36:59,389
You're doing your thing,
you know?
747
00:36:59,424 --> 00:37:01,426
You're doing your thing.
748
00:37:08,881 --> 00:37:11,401
- [Jane] He thinks
it's all about him.
749
00:37:11,436 --> 00:37:13,507
Doesn't everybody?
750
00:37:13,541 --> 00:37:15,785
Caught up in their own shit.
751
00:37:15,819 --> 00:37:17,890
Their feelings and feeds.
752
00:37:19,098 --> 00:37:21,722
Convinced they're
at the center of it all.
753
00:37:21,756 --> 00:37:24,863
Other people's lives just
scrolling by.
754
00:37:24,897 --> 00:37:27,831
A like here, a comment there.
755
00:37:27,866 --> 00:37:30,420
But it always comes back to you.
756
00:37:30,455 --> 00:37:31,835
I mean me.
757
00:37:31,870 --> 00:37:33,941
This is clearly about me.
758
00:37:37,289 --> 00:37:40,050
- Hey, could I bum
a cig from you?
759
00:37:40,085 --> 00:37:40,913
- Uh.
760
00:37:43,295 --> 00:37:45,435
- I'll give you like 50 cents.
761
00:37:45,470 --> 00:37:46,298
- Sure.
762
00:37:48,335 --> 00:37:49,336
- Thank you.
763
00:37:51,476 --> 00:37:53,305
- Do you have a light?
764
00:37:54,996 --> 00:37:56,308
- Actually I do.
765
00:38:00,726 --> 00:38:02,418
Look I just picked up the amp,
766
00:38:02,452 --> 00:38:03,453
threw it on the ground.
767
00:38:03,488 --> 00:38:04,420
- Oh my god.
768
00:38:04,454 --> 00:38:05,697
- The thing exploded in a
million pieces,
769
00:38:05,731 --> 00:38:08,147
everyone was like, oh my God!
770
00:38:09,148 --> 00:38:10,702
- It's so cool you're in a band.
771
00:38:10,736 --> 00:38:11,703
- Thank you.
772
00:38:11,737 --> 00:38:13,429
- Do you sing or,
773
00:38:13,463 --> 00:38:15,085
you have such a nice voice.
774
00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:17,329
- I play the drums.
775
00:38:17,364 --> 00:38:19,262
- [Jane] Oh, babe,
what happened?
776
00:38:19,297 --> 00:38:21,091
- My friend was on
Tub of Baxter,
777
00:38:21,126 --> 00:38:22,576
one of the steepest
hills in the country,
778
00:38:22,610 --> 00:38:24,094
bomb the hill like
I do all the time
779
00:38:24,129 --> 00:38:27,339
not trying to brag, fucking
spilled out and ate shit.
780
00:38:27,374 --> 00:38:28,167
- Yeah that's,
781
00:38:28,202 --> 00:38:29,168
- Wrecked my arm.
782
00:38:29,203 --> 00:38:31,723
- Do you want
some antiseptic or,
783
00:38:31,757 --> 00:38:32,724
- No, it's all right.
784
00:38:32,758 --> 00:38:34,967
- Come on, come on.
785
00:38:35,002 --> 00:38:36,624
You and your little
friends are gonna be like
786
00:38:36,659 --> 00:38:39,317
backyard wrestling or whatever.
787
00:38:39,351 --> 00:38:41,077
It's gonna get all infected.
788
00:38:41,111 --> 00:38:42,112
I'm gonna help you.
789
00:38:42,147 --> 00:38:43,148
- Ow.
790
00:38:43,182 --> 00:38:44,770
Whoah!
791
00:38:44,805 --> 00:38:45,599
- [Jane] Do you like it?
792
00:38:45,633 --> 00:38:46,427
- Yeah, super tight.
793
00:38:46,462 --> 00:38:48,049
And this couch.
794
00:38:48,084 --> 00:38:49,672
- I made that.
795
00:38:49,706 --> 00:38:50,811
I made all of this actually.
796
00:38:50,845 --> 00:38:51,812
- You made that?
797
00:38:51,846 --> 00:38:52,640
- Mhmm.
798
00:38:52,675 --> 00:38:53,779
I had the foam custom cut.
799
00:38:53,814 --> 00:38:54,953
Then I got the terry cloth.
800
00:38:54,987 --> 00:38:56,610
- Yeah hey, my friend
actually builds skate ramps
801
00:38:56,644 --> 00:38:59,164
and I got to help
out a couple times.
802
00:38:59,198 --> 00:39:00,199
- Tight.
803
00:39:00,234 --> 00:39:02,650
- Yeah building stuff's
actually not that hard.
804
00:39:02,685 --> 00:39:04,307
Not trying to brag.
805
00:39:04,342 --> 00:39:05,135
- Cool.
806
00:39:05,170 --> 00:39:06,413
That's awesome.
807
00:39:08,449 --> 00:39:09,519
I'm gonna get
something for your arm
808
00:39:09,554 --> 00:39:10,934
so I'll be right back.
809
00:39:10,969 --> 00:39:11,797
- Right.
810
00:39:20,047 --> 00:39:20,875
What?
811
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:27,641
So do you live here alone?
812
00:39:27,675 --> 00:39:28,538
- Uh yeah.
813
00:39:31,576 --> 00:39:33,888
- Oh my god, you must be rich.
814
00:39:33,923 --> 00:39:37,651
- [chuckling] Um, I do okay.
815
00:39:38,962 --> 00:39:41,517
I've had a pretty good quarter.
816
00:39:43,346 --> 00:39:44,830
Ooh, aw.
817
00:39:44,865 --> 00:39:45,693
- Ah.
818
00:39:50,905 --> 00:39:53,736
You know a thing
about beta fish?
819
00:39:53,770 --> 00:39:55,047
- Uh huh?
820
00:39:55,082 --> 00:39:57,153
- Is that you put two of them
in the same bowl for too long
821
00:39:57,187 --> 00:40:00,121
and they always end up fighting.
822
00:40:00,156 --> 00:40:02,572
And usually one of them dies.
823
00:40:03,470 --> 00:40:06,265
It's actually
really fucking sad.
824
00:40:07,197 --> 00:40:11,374
- Well, maybe some animals
are just happier alone.
825
00:40:16,586 --> 00:40:18,761
[moaning]
826
00:40:21,004 --> 00:40:22,420
What?
827
00:40:22,454 --> 00:40:23,524
What's wrong?
828
00:40:26,147 --> 00:40:28,356
- I have a girlfriend.
829
00:40:28,391 --> 00:40:29,461
- So?
830
00:40:29,496 --> 00:40:31,567
- Look, two hours ago, I
realized that I'm probably
831
00:40:31,601 --> 00:40:33,120
in love with this girl.
832
00:40:33,154 --> 00:40:34,259
- Okay.
833
00:40:34,293 --> 00:40:36,986
- She's honestly everything
I've ever wanted.
834
00:40:37,020 --> 00:40:38,815
She's smart, funny, she's hot.
835
00:40:38,850 --> 00:40:40,507
She has great style ,she's sexy.
836
00:40:40,541 --> 00:40:41,508
She's creative.
837
00:40:41,542 --> 00:40:42,370
- Okay, I get it.
838
00:40:42,405 --> 00:40:43,889
I'm creative.
839
00:40:43,924 --> 00:40:46,271
- Look, I just don't
wanna mess it up, okay?
840
00:40:46,305 --> 00:40:47,134
Sorry.
841
00:40:56,281 --> 00:40:58,766
[light music]
842
00:40:59,767 --> 00:41:01,666
- The thing about beta fish is,
843
00:41:01,700 --> 00:41:03,633
that's fish trivia 101.
844
00:41:04,772 --> 00:41:06,567
I shouldn't be fucking
with skaters anyway,
845
00:41:06,602 --> 00:41:10,468
those beautiful
free-spirited idiots.
846
00:41:10,502 --> 00:41:12,193
I should just
buckle down and focus,
847
00:41:12,228 --> 00:41:14,402
keep my eyes on the prize.
848
00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:31,765
Eyes on the prize.
849
00:41:33,352 --> 00:41:35,562
[laughing]
850
00:41:44,467 --> 00:41:46,055
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
851
00:41:46,089 --> 00:41:48,091
- [Man] All right, cool.
852
00:42:05,108 --> 00:42:07,559
[buzzing]
853
00:42:07,594 --> 00:42:08,871
- Well.
854
00:42:08,905 --> 00:42:09,699
- Hi.
855
00:42:09,734 --> 00:42:11,632
- I was just about to leave but
856
00:42:11,667 --> 00:42:14,117
glad I stuck around.
857
00:42:14,152 --> 00:42:15,498
What's going on?
858
00:42:37,969 --> 00:42:40,109
[moaning]
859
00:42:48,566 --> 00:42:51,189
[phone beeping]
860
00:42:59,715 --> 00:43:03,615
- I could really go for
some Ravi this weekend.
861
00:43:06,894 --> 00:43:09,379
[light music]
862
00:43:28,226 --> 00:43:29,158
A real job?
863
00:43:31,160 --> 00:43:35,129
Do you know how many
fucking jobs I've had?
864
00:43:35,164 --> 00:43:39,064
Waitress, hostess, barista,
personal assistant,
865
00:43:40,169 --> 00:43:43,897
stylist assistant,
photographer's assistant,
866
00:43:43,931 --> 00:43:47,279
research assistant,
cam girl, shop girl,
867
00:43:48,246 --> 00:43:52,975
ice cream scooper, intern,
extra, sugar baby, foot model,
868
00:43:55,702 --> 00:43:57,462
alt model, of course.
869
00:43:59,429 --> 00:44:03,606
The one job I made no money
off of, being an artist.
870
00:44:03,641 --> 00:44:04,952
[crowd applauding]
871
00:44:04,987 --> 00:44:06,609
Leave me alone!
872
00:44:06,644 --> 00:44:08,956
[screaming]
873
00:44:10,026 --> 00:44:11,476
- Shhh.
874
00:44:11,510 --> 00:44:12,339
Oh man.
875
00:44:13,512 --> 00:44:16,688
Boy do I have a
treat for all of you.
876
00:44:16,723 --> 00:44:20,036
Here, for your entertainment,
Miss Baby.
877
00:44:23,074 --> 00:44:25,421
Let's take a good old photo.
878
00:44:27,803 --> 00:44:29,287
I love this.
879
00:44:29,321 --> 00:44:30,806
I'm gonna post it.
880
00:44:31,841 --> 00:44:35,673
Hey guys, why do
you think she's crying?
881
00:44:35,707 --> 00:44:37,813
I don't do anything bad.
882
00:44:37,847 --> 00:44:39,124
I'm a good guy.
883
00:44:40,229 --> 00:44:41,748
That's me.
884
00:44:41,782 --> 00:44:42,852
Mr. Good guy.
885
00:44:45,234 --> 00:44:46,580
What?
886
00:44:46,614 --> 00:44:48,271
Baby drama.
887
00:44:48,306 --> 00:44:50,411
You put that away!
888
00:44:50,446 --> 00:44:52,103
[screaming]
889
00:44:52,137 --> 00:44:53,483
Wah wah wah wah.
890
00:44:56,383 --> 00:44:58,937
What are you gonna do with
that knife, little baby?
891
00:44:58,972 --> 00:45:00,525
Probably nothing!
892
00:45:00,559 --> 00:45:03,424
[screaming]
893
00:45:03,459 --> 00:45:05,633
[beeping]
894
00:45:27,655 --> 00:45:30,141
[car honking]
895
00:45:31,729 --> 00:45:35,008
- [Jane] I can't believe
I slept on the floor.
896
00:45:35,042 --> 00:45:37,562
With these people, my friends.
897
00:45:38,632 --> 00:45:41,152
I wonder if they really
aspire to anything more
898
00:45:41,186 --> 00:45:43,326
than just living in the moment.
899
00:45:43,361 --> 00:45:44,327
Whatever.
900
00:45:44,362 --> 00:45:46,191
I need to check my privilege.
901
00:45:46,226 --> 00:45:49,091
Here I am in Paz's
great big loft
902
00:45:49,125 --> 00:45:50,782
hanging around a
cool successful artist
903
00:45:50,817 --> 00:45:52,577
with feminist credentials.
904
00:45:52,611 --> 00:45:54,027
Must be nice.
905
00:45:54,061 --> 00:45:56,408
That's a great name too, Paz.
906
00:45:56,443 --> 00:45:59,135
Her art pretty much
sucks but great loft.
907
00:45:59,170 --> 00:46:03,864
Great name, take a breather,
some time to think.
908
00:46:03,899 --> 00:46:04,762
Paz.
909
00:46:05,693 --> 00:46:06,902
That's awesome.
910
00:46:07,937 --> 00:46:09,249
- Hi.
911
00:46:09,283 --> 00:46:10,802
- Paz, hi.
912
00:46:10,837 --> 00:46:12,977
- It's actually pronounced pahz.
913
00:46:13,011 --> 00:46:14,254
- Hi, Paz.
914
00:46:14,288 --> 00:46:15,082
Sorry.
915
00:46:15,117 --> 00:46:17,913
[dinging]
916
00:46:17,947 --> 00:46:20,847
- It's so crazy, it's
like all the children
917
00:46:20,881 --> 00:46:22,503
like move here from New York
918
00:46:22,538 --> 00:46:25,541
and they think they're gonna
be like art stars or whatever
919
00:46:25,575 --> 00:46:28,889
but then they just
end up like handlers.
920
00:46:31,029 --> 00:46:33,307
But I like to watch them sleep.
921
00:46:33,342 --> 00:46:36,276
- Me too. [chuckling]
922
00:46:36,310 --> 00:46:37,518
- Anyway, what do you do?
923
00:46:37,553 --> 00:46:41,557
- I'm an artist actually,
but not from New York.
924
00:46:42,972 --> 00:46:44,215
I'm not delusional.
925
00:46:44,249 --> 00:46:46,355
Not like these people.
926
00:46:46,389 --> 00:46:48,875
I take it really
seriously, you know.
927
00:46:48,909 --> 00:46:51,153
I'm like invested in truth.
928
00:46:52,050 --> 00:46:56,814
And I really, I don't wanna
be like famous or successful.
929
00:46:57,780 --> 00:46:58,608
- Why?
930
00:47:00,024 --> 00:47:00,990
- I just mean,
931
00:47:01,025 --> 00:47:02,716
- I'm kidding, you don't
have to answer that.
932
00:47:02,750 --> 00:47:06,340
The way you said that
though, it's amazing.
933
00:47:06,375 --> 00:47:09,481
Because it sounds like really
like a basic
934
00:47:09,516 --> 00:47:12,139
like basic, I don't know
how else to describe it.
935
00:47:12,174 --> 00:47:12,968
- Basic.
936
00:47:13,002 --> 00:47:14,072
- Yeah.
937
00:47:14,107 --> 00:47:15,280
But inspiring.
938
00:47:16,834 --> 00:47:17,869
Anyway.
939
00:47:17,904 --> 00:47:18,870
- Okay.
940
00:47:18,905 --> 00:47:21,459
- I like have to go to brunch.
941
00:47:21,493 --> 00:47:22,322
- Totally.
942
00:47:24,393 --> 00:47:26,671
Do you want us to leave?
943
00:47:26,705 --> 00:47:27,810
- Yeah.
944
00:47:27,845 --> 00:47:31,020
But um, and
thank you for asking.
945
00:47:31,055 --> 00:47:32,539
- Okay.
946
00:47:32,573 --> 00:47:34,921
- Like anytime would be great.
947
00:47:34,955 --> 00:47:36,508
Like now or something.
948
00:47:36,543 --> 00:47:37,820
- Okay.
949
00:47:37,855 --> 00:47:38,648
- [Paz] See ya.
950
00:47:38,683 --> 00:47:39,511
- Yeah.
951
00:47:44,206 --> 00:47:45,034
Ravi.
952
00:47:46,622 --> 00:47:47,416
- Jane.
953
00:47:47,450 --> 00:47:49,004
- Hey, are you okay?
954
00:47:49,038 --> 00:47:50,039
- [Ravi] Yeah, my neck.
955
00:47:50,074 --> 00:47:51,213
- Uh, sorry.
956
00:47:51,247 --> 00:47:52,386
Do you wanna go to my house?
957
00:47:52,421 --> 00:47:53,974
- Yeah I'd love to.
958
00:47:54,009 --> 00:47:56,149
Yeah, that sounds great.
959
00:47:56,183 --> 00:47:57,840
- That was a cool party.
960
00:47:57,875 --> 00:48:00,084
- Kickass, it was pretty good.
961
00:48:00,118 --> 00:48:03,121
- I'm excited that we're
not hanging out at a hotel.
962
00:48:03,156 --> 00:48:03,984
For once.
963
00:48:05,158 --> 00:48:09,921
- Yeah, also okay, I love
hotels, plastic whatever.
964
00:48:09,956 --> 00:48:12,579
- I just, I mean I'm excited
for you to see my house.
965
00:48:12,613 --> 00:48:14,443
- Oh, I gotta take some
medicine.
966
00:48:14,477 --> 00:48:15,927
Do you mind if I
make a pit stop at home?
967
00:48:15,962 --> 00:48:16,755
- Sure.
968
00:48:18,102 --> 00:48:19,344
- Welcome.
969
00:48:19,379 --> 00:48:20,656
- Wow.
970
00:48:20,690 --> 00:48:21,657
- What do you think?
971
00:48:21,691 --> 00:48:22,485
- Holy shit.
972
00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:24,280
- [laughing] Pretty nice, right?
973
00:48:24,315 --> 00:48:26,041
- [Jane] That's where you live,
cool.
974
00:48:26,075 --> 00:48:28,215
- Um, I just gotta do
some stuff in here.
975
00:48:28,250 --> 00:48:29,216
Make yourself at home.
976
00:48:29,251 --> 00:48:30,079
- Okay.
977
00:48:32,461 --> 00:48:34,325
Your cat's beautiful.
978
00:48:34,359 --> 00:48:35,360
- Thank you.
979
00:48:36,983 --> 00:48:39,744
I got him in
Vancouver last year.
980
00:48:40,607 --> 00:48:43,506
It's wicked expensive
but I love him.
981
00:48:43,541 --> 00:48:45,198
- Do you have to feed it?
982
00:48:45,232 --> 00:48:48,201
- [Ravi] No, he's got an
automatic feeder.
983
00:48:48,235 --> 00:48:50,651
- You have so much shit.
984
00:48:50,686 --> 00:48:53,620
- [Ravi] What can I say, I'm a
collector.
985
00:48:53,654 --> 00:48:55,139
I love nice stuff.
986
00:48:56,381 --> 00:48:58,625
- It's nice how clean it is.
987
00:48:58,659 --> 00:48:59,626
- I know.
988
00:48:59,660 --> 00:49:03,423
Juana comes once a week, she's
great, but,
989
00:49:03,457 --> 00:49:05,425
I like my last one better.
990
00:49:05,459 --> 00:49:07,358
Juana puts all my
shit away and just,
991
00:49:07,392 --> 00:49:09,222
you know, I can never find it.
992
00:49:09,256 --> 00:49:12,535
Looking for my
fucking shirts, iPad.
993
00:49:12,570 --> 00:49:14,399
Gone, everything's gone.
994
00:49:14,434 --> 00:49:16,194
Like giving it to
her fucking nephews
995
00:49:16,229 --> 00:49:18,610
and grandkids and shit.
996
00:49:18,645 --> 00:49:22,442
But whatever, I have two of
everything.
997
00:49:22,476 --> 00:49:24,823
I like to be the benefactor.
998
00:49:26,204 --> 00:49:28,103
You like the art?
999
00:49:28,137 --> 00:49:29,138
- It's cool.
1000
00:49:30,312 --> 00:49:32,521
- Thanks, I get it from
a bunch of galleries.
1001
00:49:32,555 --> 00:49:36,974
You know a bunch of artists
live in this building, used to.
1002
00:49:37,008 --> 00:49:37,836
But,
1003
00:49:40,563 --> 00:49:42,324
whatever, I moved in.
1004
00:49:43,187 --> 00:49:44,153
What's up?
1005
00:49:44,188 --> 00:49:45,258
- Outfit change?
1006
00:49:45,292 --> 00:49:46,397
- [Ravi] Yeah, what do you
think?
1007
00:49:46,431 --> 00:49:48,226
- Your clothes look brand new.
1008
00:49:48,261 --> 00:49:50,125
- Thanks, just
ripped the tags off.
1009
00:49:50,159 --> 00:49:51,471
- Did you take your medicine?
1010
00:49:51,505 --> 00:49:52,886
- [Ravi] Hell fucking yeah.
1011
00:49:52,920 --> 00:49:53,749
Let's go.
1012
00:49:58,719 --> 00:49:59,755
- I'm just gonna freshen up.
1013
00:49:59,789 --> 00:50:00,583
- Cool.
1014
00:50:00,618 --> 00:50:01,412
I'm gonna finish this outside.
1015
00:50:01,446 --> 00:50:02,240
- Cool.
1016
00:50:02,275 --> 00:50:03,862
- See you in a sec.
1017
00:50:21,570 --> 00:50:22,398
- Ugh.
1018
00:50:29,888 --> 00:50:31,304
What the fuck are
you doing here?
1019
00:50:31,338 --> 00:50:32,305
- Oh hey.
1020
00:50:32,339 --> 00:50:34,065
- Are you serious?
1021
00:50:34,100 --> 00:50:35,273
- Fuck, what time is it?
1022
00:50:35,308 --> 00:50:36,481
- It's time for you to go.
1023
00:50:36,516 --> 00:50:38,207
- Um, can you give
me like five minutes?
1024
00:50:38,242 --> 00:50:42,349
- No, I don't give a shit, you
have to go.
1025
00:50:42,384 --> 00:50:43,350
- [Eugene] Sorry.
1026
00:50:43,385 --> 00:50:44,213
- Fuck.
1027
00:50:54,051 --> 00:50:54,879
Hi.
1028
00:50:57,123 --> 00:50:58,158
I actually need a couple hours.
1029
00:50:58,193 --> 00:50:59,194
- What?
1030
00:50:59,228 --> 00:51:00,160
- I'm sorry.
1031
00:51:00,195 --> 00:51:01,989
I really wanna hang out later.
1032
00:51:02,024 --> 00:51:03,163
- All right.
1033
00:51:03,198 --> 00:51:04,199
- Sorry.
1034
00:51:04,233 --> 00:51:05,200
- Sure.
1035
00:51:05,234 --> 00:51:07,098
Well, um, can I use your
bathroom real quick?
1036
00:51:07,133 --> 00:51:07,995
- No.
1037
00:51:09,445 --> 00:51:13,380
Sorry, there's a Starbucks
just like eight blocks away.
1038
00:51:13,415 --> 00:51:14,381
- Okay.
1039
00:51:14,416 --> 00:51:16,901
- I can't wait to see you later.
1040
00:51:16,935 --> 00:51:18,454
- All right, bye.
1041
00:51:18,489 --> 00:51:19,317
- Bye.
1042
00:51:26,876 --> 00:51:28,844
What are you still doing here?
1043
00:51:28,878 --> 00:51:31,260
- I need to walk past
you to leave, you know?
1044
00:51:31,295 --> 00:51:32,710
- Ugh.
1045
00:51:32,744 --> 00:51:34,953
You look like fat Skrillex.
1046
00:51:34,988 --> 00:51:36,472
- [Eugene] Thanks.
1047
00:51:46,448 --> 00:51:48,967
[light music]
1048
00:52:31,838 --> 00:52:33,184
- [Jane] I wonder what Paz meant
1049
00:52:33,219 --> 00:52:36,049
when she said I was basic.
1050
00:52:36,083 --> 00:52:37,671
I wish I was basic.
1051
00:52:38,672 --> 00:52:41,537
Everyone tries so hard
to set themselves apart.
1052
00:52:41,572 --> 00:52:43,746
A flurry of snowflakes.
1053
00:52:43,781 --> 00:52:46,818
They call us a generation of
narcissists.
1054
00:52:46,853 --> 00:52:48,510
But it's not like we have
anything else
1055
00:52:48,544 --> 00:52:52,376
besides student debt and
front facing cameras.
1056
00:52:55,827 --> 00:52:56,794
- Jane baby.
1057
00:52:56,828 --> 00:52:57,657
- Hi, hi.
1058
00:52:58,589 --> 00:52:59,383
- Hi girl.
1059
00:52:59,417 --> 00:53:00,694
- Where are you?
1060
00:53:00,729 --> 00:53:02,869
- I'm just doing a little
driving.
1061
00:53:02,903 --> 00:53:04,733
[laughing]
1062
00:53:04,767 --> 00:53:05,975
What are you up to?
1063
00:53:06,010 --> 00:53:07,563
- I'm just at home.
1064
00:53:09,324 --> 00:53:11,118
- Yeah you know
I'm not that far away.
1065
00:53:11,153 --> 00:53:12,844
- Please, come over.
1066
00:53:12,879 --> 00:53:14,467
- I like your robe.
1067
00:53:16,158 --> 00:53:17,987
- Remember when you came in?
1068
00:53:18,022 --> 00:53:18,988
- Did you like that?
1069
00:53:19,023 --> 00:53:20,645
- That was so funny.
1070
00:53:22,129 --> 00:53:22,958
- Jane!
1071
00:53:24,062 --> 00:53:24,891
OJ!
1072
00:53:25,719 --> 00:53:26,858
Robes.
1073
00:53:26,893 --> 00:53:29,447
[Jane laughing]
1074
00:53:29,482 --> 00:53:30,345
You want me to do it again?
1075
00:53:30,379 --> 00:53:32,278
- [Jane] Yes, will you?
1076
00:53:37,973 --> 00:53:38,974
- Robes!
1077
00:53:39,008 --> 00:53:41,218
[laughing]
1078
00:53:45,774 --> 00:53:46,913
Do you want me to do it again?
1079
00:53:46,947 --> 00:53:48,708
- [Jane] Yes, please.
1080
00:53:50,227 --> 00:53:51,366
One more time.
1081
00:53:52,608 --> 00:53:53,747
- Robes?
1082
00:53:53,782 --> 00:53:57,268
- [Jane] [laughing] It's so
funny.
1083
00:53:57,303 --> 00:53:58,200
- Eh, it's okay.
1084
00:53:58,235 --> 00:54:01,548
- It's okay. [laughing]
1085
00:54:02,515 --> 00:54:04,551
Where have you been all my life?
1086
00:54:04,586 --> 00:54:05,759
- [Marcello] Skiing.
1087
00:54:05,794 --> 00:54:06,760
- Seriously?
1088
00:54:06,795 --> 00:54:08,245
- Seriously, I just got back.
1089
00:54:08,279 --> 00:54:09,694
It was cold.
1090
00:54:09,729 --> 00:54:11,075
- Oh.
1091
00:54:11,109 --> 00:54:12,594
- It was fantastic.
1092
00:54:12,628 --> 00:54:14,285
How are you?
1093
00:54:14,320 --> 00:54:15,769
- I'm okay.
1094
00:54:15,804 --> 00:54:17,737
I hung out with the guy
Ravi last night.
1095
00:54:17,771 --> 00:54:18,565
- Ravi?
1096
00:54:18,600 --> 00:54:20,533
- Yeah, with the dimples.
1097
00:54:20,567 --> 00:54:22,535
- [Marcello] Uh huh?
1098
00:54:22,569 --> 00:54:26,263
- I wanna like sit on his
face for the rest of my life.
1099
00:54:26,297 --> 00:54:28,644
- Technically that's possible.
1100
00:54:28,679 --> 00:54:30,163
But you might get a cramp.
1101
00:54:30,197 --> 00:54:32,717
- [laughing] We really have fun.
1102
00:54:32,752 --> 00:54:35,479
It's not like Eugene, you know.
1103
00:54:35,513 --> 00:54:37,412
- Where's that thing, that quirk
1104
00:54:37,446 --> 00:54:39,690
that's always running
around here?
1105
00:54:39,724 --> 00:54:40,725
- He's not here.
1106
00:54:40,760 --> 00:54:42,520
We split the house for
the weekend actually.
1107
00:54:42,555 --> 00:54:45,074
- Oh, how can a
man be that kooky?
1108
00:54:45,109 --> 00:54:47,663
And so boring at the same time?
1109
00:54:49,044 --> 00:54:50,908
- White people.
1110
00:54:50,942 --> 00:54:52,565
- White people.
1111
00:54:52,599 --> 00:54:53,911
- The worst.
1112
00:54:53,945 --> 00:54:57,811
I mean we are
them but, I'm bicurious.
1113
00:54:57,846 --> 00:55:02,747
- Sometimes it's so embarrassing
to look in the mirror.
1114
00:55:02,782 --> 00:55:04,887
- Do you think I'm basic?
1115
00:55:05,785 --> 00:55:06,613
- Jane.
1116
00:55:08,477 --> 00:55:10,652
Better basic than quirky.
1117
00:55:10,686 --> 00:55:12,654
- No, I mean it.
1118
00:55:12,688 --> 00:55:14,138
- Of course not.
1119
00:55:14,172 --> 00:55:16,382
You're very special.
1120
00:55:16,416 --> 00:55:19,592
- I just wish there
was a way to know.
1121
00:55:21,904 --> 00:55:23,320
- Are you ready?
1122
00:55:23,354 --> 00:55:25,149
It's just a simple test.
1123
00:55:25,183 --> 00:55:26,564
- I guess so.
1124
00:55:26,599 --> 00:55:29,809
- Have you recently
taken any food pics?
1125
00:55:29,843 --> 00:55:31,397
- Kind of.
1126
00:55:31,431 --> 00:55:33,330
- Do you love yoga?
1127
00:55:33,364 --> 00:55:34,952
- It's fine.
1128
00:55:34,986 --> 00:55:36,298
- Do you own a pair of Uggs?
1129
00:55:36,333 --> 00:55:38,300
- Don't judge me, they're
super comfortable.
1130
00:55:38,335 --> 00:55:41,303
- Are you addicted to fro-yo?
1131
00:55:41,338 --> 00:55:42,822
- Isn't everybody?
1132
00:55:44,271 --> 00:55:46,860
- Do you love champagne brunch?
1133
00:55:48,345 --> 00:55:49,518
- Well. [laughing]
1134
00:55:49,553 --> 00:55:50,726
- Obviously.
1135
00:55:50,761 --> 00:55:54,040
Uh, I think I know the
answer to this one.
1136
00:55:54,074 --> 00:55:55,075
- What?
1137
00:55:55,110 --> 00:55:58,355
- Do you have a white
cis hetero boyfriend?
1138
00:55:58,389 --> 00:55:59,217
Check.
1139
00:56:00,840 --> 00:56:02,082
Ooh.
1140
00:56:02,117 --> 00:56:05,016
Jane, it says you're
kind of basic.
1141
00:56:07,812 --> 00:56:10,021
But I wouldn't pay that
much attention to it.
1142
00:56:10,056 --> 00:56:12,783
It's just one of
those testicles.
1143
00:56:14,163 --> 00:56:15,751
So what are you working on?
1144
00:56:15,786 --> 00:56:16,856
- Kind of nothing to be honest.
1145
00:56:16,890 --> 00:56:17,960
- Nothing?
1146
00:56:17,995 --> 00:56:21,170
You're so creative, you
need to do your work.
1147
00:56:21,205 --> 00:56:22,655
- I feel so oppressed here.
1148
00:56:22,689 --> 00:56:24,311
- In your own home.
1149
00:56:25,416 --> 00:56:26,866
- Technically it's our
home, but,
1150
00:56:26,900 --> 00:56:30,456
I guess Eugene
is like my oppressor.
1151
00:56:30,490 --> 00:56:32,009
- Right.
1152
00:56:32,043 --> 00:56:34,701
We need to get you out
from under his yoke.
1153
00:56:34,736 --> 00:56:37,255
- Seems like I never
have any money.
1154
00:56:37,290 --> 00:56:38,774
And I don't know how to drive.
1155
00:56:38,809 --> 00:56:40,397
- Oh, that's right.
1156
00:56:41,501 --> 00:56:43,503
Well driving is freedom.
1157
00:56:46,610 --> 00:56:47,852
Let's free you.
1158
00:56:49,682 --> 00:56:50,510
Mmm.
1159
00:56:51,856 --> 00:56:53,824
Jane, what wonderful driving.
1160
00:56:53,858 --> 00:56:54,825
- Thank you.
1161
00:56:54,859 --> 00:56:56,792
- Really strong
stuff I'm seeing here.
1162
00:56:56,827 --> 00:56:58,276
- It feels good.
1163
00:56:58,311 --> 00:57:00,589
- [Marcello] You're getting
terrific mileage, honey.
1164
00:57:00,624 --> 00:57:01,866
- [Jane] It feels like
empowering.
1165
00:57:01,901 --> 00:57:02,971
- Very fluid.
1166
00:57:04,490 --> 00:57:07,354
I felt that that goofball man
was supposed
1167
00:57:07,389 --> 00:57:10,392
to teach you how to
get on the road.
1168
00:57:10,427 --> 00:57:12,670
- We tried a few times, but,
1169
00:57:12,705 --> 00:57:15,535
it didn't really work
out so great.
1170
00:57:15,570 --> 00:57:16,778
- Oh.
1171
00:57:16,812 --> 00:57:18,642
- All right, this is totally
easy, you can do this honey.
1172
00:57:18,676 --> 00:57:19,643
Come on.
1173
00:57:19,677 --> 00:57:20,609
- [Jane] Okay.
1174
00:57:20,644 --> 00:57:21,610
- So you stick the keys right
in there.
1175
00:57:21,645 --> 00:57:25,131
Turn it all the way,
keep going, keep going.
1176
00:57:26,132 --> 00:57:27,098
- That doesn't sound good.
1177
00:57:27,133 --> 00:57:27,927
- [Eugene] Wait wait, now put
your foot,
1178
00:57:27,961 --> 00:57:28,755
put your foot on the brake.
1179
00:57:28,790 --> 00:57:29,722
Put your put on the brake.
1180
00:57:29,756 --> 00:57:30,723
Left one, the left one.
1181
00:57:30,757 --> 00:57:31,724
- [Jane] Left one.
1182
00:57:31,758 --> 00:57:32,552
- [Eugene] Yeah.
1183
00:57:32,587 --> 00:57:33,657
- [Jane] The left one?
1184
00:57:33,691 --> 00:57:34,485
- [Eugene] Yeah, the left
one, that's the brake.
1185
00:57:34,520 --> 00:57:35,141
- [Jane] Are you sure?
1186
00:57:35,175 --> 00:57:35,969
- Put your foot on that.
1187
00:57:36,004 --> 00:57:36,798
Now grab the stick.
1188
00:57:36,832 --> 00:57:38,420
Grab the stick.
1189
00:57:38,455 --> 00:57:40,042
And then pull it
down towards you
1190
00:57:40,077 --> 00:57:41,527
and then down till D,
so you hit D, see?
1191
00:57:41,561 --> 00:57:42,735
There it goes.
1192
00:57:42,769 --> 00:57:44,461
And now let go of
the brake a little bit.
1193
00:57:44,495 --> 00:57:45,738
And now we're driving.
1194
00:57:45,772 --> 00:57:47,084
- Wow.
1195
00:57:47,118 --> 00:57:48,119
- [Eugene] Now we're driving.
1196
00:57:48,154 --> 00:57:49,120
- All right.
1197
00:57:49,155 --> 00:57:50,121
- All right,
the right one is gas
1198
00:57:50,156 --> 00:57:51,398
so you can speed up a bit.
1199
00:57:51,433 --> 00:57:52,952
And now just
give it a quick brake
1200
00:57:52,986 --> 00:57:54,574
to show what you can do, okay.
1201
00:57:54,609 --> 00:57:57,197
Whoop, no, that's
too hard, okay.
1202
00:57:57,232 --> 00:57:58,509
- Okay, I'm sorry.
1203
00:57:58,544 --> 00:57:59,959
- [Eugene] You don't
wanna brake too hard.
1204
00:57:59,993 --> 00:58:01,512
And then okay just keep
going a little more,
1205
00:58:01,547 --> 00:58:03,410
go a little more.
1206
00:58:03,445 --> 00:58:05,171
- This isn't so hard.
1207
00:58:05,205 --> 00:58:06,517
- [Eugene] Yeah, so if you're
gonna crash,
1208
00:58:06,552 --> 00:58:07,725
- What do you mean?
1209
00:58:07,760 --> 00:58:08,899
- [Eugene] Well I mean,
you're just not,
1210
00:58:08,933 --> 00:58:10,141
you're not really
doing it intuitively.
1211
00:58:10,176 --> 00:58:12,143
- Well it's not intuitive.
1212
00:58:12,178 --> 00:58:12,972
- [Eugene] Uh oh.
1213
00:58:13,006 --> 00:58:13,904
See that?
1214
00:58:13,938 --> 00:58:14,905
- [Jane] What?
1215
00:58:14,939 --> 00:58:16,147
- Stop, we're coming
to like a dead end.
1216
00:58:16,182 --> 00:58:17,494
You're gonna have
to make a turn.
1217
00:58:17,528 --> 00:58:19,806
Okay, it's gonna
be kind of hard.
1218
00:58:19,841 --> 00:58:21,014
Wait, stop.
1219
00:58:21,049 --> 00:58:23,258
Okay, stop, stop, stop, stop,
stop.
1220
00:58:23,292 --> 00:58:24,708
Put in the brake,
I'm gonna do it.
1221
00:58:24,742 --> 00:58:25,881
Put in the brake, I'll do it.
1222
00:58:25,916 --> 00:58:26,710
- [Jane] You're doing it?
1223
00:58:26,744 --> 00:58:27,538
- [Eugene] Yeah, yeah.
1224
00:58:27,573 --> 00:58:28,401
- [Jane] But you're teaching me.
1225
00:58:28,435 --> 00:58:30,990
- Let's just switch sides, huh?
1226
00:58:33,786 --> 00:58:34,787
Don't close it.
1227
00:58:34,821 --> 00:58:36,271
- Sorry.
1228
00:58:36,305 --> 00:58:40,586
- Just gonna have to open
it again, all right honey.
1229
00:58:49,940 --> 00:58:50,768
All right.
1230
00:58:52,321 --> 00:58:53,288
Love you honey.
1231
00:58:53,322 --> 00:58:55,255
Don't take it personally, okay?
1232
00:58:55,290 --> 00:58:57,810
[train hooting]
1233
00:58:57,844 --> 00:59:01,468
- I see a breakup
coming on this fucked up
1234
00:59:01,503 --> 00:59:03,678
road you're traveling down.
1235
00:59:03,712 --> 00:59:05,300
- I know.
1236
00:59:05,334 --> 00:59:08,406
I think we both
feel that way but
1237
00:59:08,441 --> 00:59:11,789
it's just so hard with
the house, you know?
1238
00:59:11,824 --> 00:59:13,791
- Snap out of it, kid.
1239
00:59:13,826 --> 00:59:16,311
Get your tits in gear.
1240
00:59:16,345 --> 00:59:18,416
This ain't no pity party.
1241
00:59:20,487 --> 00:59:22,593
So see you at the Halloween
parties later?
1242
00:59:22,628 --> 00:59:25,251
- Yeah, maybe, I don't know.
1243
00:59:25,285 --> 00:59:26,183
I love you.
1244
00:59:27,943 --> 00:59:29,186
- Love you babe.
1245
00:59:29,220 --> 00:59:30,049
Bye.
1246
00:59:46,410 --> 00:59:48,792
- [Jane] Even though that
drive was pretty triggering,
1247
00:59:48,826 --> 00:59:50,932
I think I made good headway.
1248
00:59:50,966 --> 00:59:52,623
I'm actually pretty lucky.
1249
00:59:52,658 --> 00:59:54,245
I have such great friends,
1250
00:59:54,280 --> 00:59:57,490
a date with a promising
young tech entrepreneur,
1251
00:59:57,524 --> 01:00:00,735
and we're gonna have our
first female president soon.
1252
01:00:00,769 --> 01:00:02,875
My life's really turning
around without Eugene.
1253
01:00:02,909 --> 01:00:05,256
It's only been one day, wow.
1254
01:00:19,546 --> 01:00:22,411
- Your neighborhood's so easy
to park in, it's amazing.
1255
01:00:22,446 --> 01:00:25,069
- It's actually street
cleaning today.
1256
01:00:25,104 --> 01:00:26,277
- Huh, whatever.
1257
01:00:26,312 --> 01:00:29,280
60 dollar ticket, you think I
give a fuck?
1258
01:00:29,315 --> 01:00:30,903
- Do you wanna go inside?
1259
01:00:30,937 --> 01:00:32,007
- [Ravi] Def.
1260
01:00:33,871 --> 01:00:34,700
Oh, hello.
1261
01:00:36,978 --> 01:00:39,739
So you think you
wanna have kids?
1262
01:00:40,602 --> 01:00:42,190
- Honestly, no.
1263
01:00:42,224 --> 01:00:43,363
- What do you mean?
1264
01:00:43,398 --> 01:00:44,537
- I mean I hate kids.
1265
01:00:44,571 --> 01:00:47,264
This world is like a toilet.
1266
01:00:47,298 --> 01:00:49,093
- Whatever, I'm definitely
having kids.
1267
01:00:49,128 --> 01:00:50,198
- Why?
1268
01:00:50,232 --> 01:00:53,650
- I'm smart,
I'm good looking, I'm rich.
1269
01:00:53,684 --> 01:00:55,859
It's basically my duty.
1270
01:00:55,893 --> 01:00:57,377
- Huh.
1271
01:00:57,412 --> 01:01:00,070
- Wait, couldn't you
picture our kids?
1272
01:01:00,104 --> 01:01:01,071
- [Jane] Not really.
1273
01:01:01,105 --> 01:01:01,899
- Hold on, hold on.
1274
01:01:01,934 --> 01:01:03,660
Close your eyes,
close your eyes.
1275
01:01:03,694 --> 01:01:04,730
Picture this.
1276
01:01:06,386 --> 01:01:11,219
Almonds, caramel, mochaccino,
1277
01:01:11,253 --> 01:01:15,602
Mercedes, six figures first
year out of the Ivy League.
1278
01:01:15,637 --> 01:01:16,603
- What?
1279
01:01:16,638 --> 01:01:18,433
- These are our kids' hashtags.
1280
01:01:18,467 --> 01:01:19,848
- They sound awful.
1281
01:01:19,883 --> 01:01:21,954
- No, they sound awesome.
1282
01:01:22,782 --> 01:01:25,233
Just like this guy but brown.
1283
01:01:28,029 --> 01:01:29,202
- I hate kids.
1284
01:01:31,618 --> 01:01:33,310
- Well, it doesn't
matter anyway.
1285
01:01:33,344 --> 01:01:35,243
You know all this turf's
carcinogenic, right?
1286
01:01:35,277 --> 01:01:36,244
- What?
1287
01:01:36,278 --> 01:01:37,245
- You probably
have uterine cancer.
1288
01:01:37,279 --> 01:01:39,281
- Why would you say that?
1289
01:01:39,316 --> 01:01:41,870
- I don't know, sometimes
I just nag people.
1290
01:01:41,905 --> 01:01:43,251
It's like I don't try
1291
01:01:43,285 --> 01:01:45,287
but it's just what I do.
1292
01:01:46,150 --> 01:01:47,013
Sowee.
1293
01:01:48,808 --> 01:01:50,707
- [Jane] God, I wish
he wasn't so cute.
1294
01:01:50,741 --> 01:01:52,501
- Aren't I cute?
1295
01:01:52,536 --> 01:01:54,331
- Yeah. [chuckling]
1296
01:01:54,365 --> 01:01:55,263
- Maybe you should
start putting me
1297
01:01:55,297 --> 01:01:56,747
in your Instagram photos.
1298
01:01:56,782 --> 01:01:58,231
Instead of that cuck Eugene.
1299
01:01:58,266 --> 01:02:01,372
- He's not a cuck, we're
in an open relationship.
1300
01:02:01,407 --> 01:02:06,067
- Well, have you seen what
that girl posted of him
1301
01:02:06,101 --> 01:02:07,275
on her blog?
1302
01:02:07,309 --> 01:02:08,103
- What?
1303
01:02:08,138 --> 01:02:09,035
- Oh, baby.
1304
01:02:10,796 --> 01:02:12,280
Look at this shit.
1305
01:02:18,320 --> 01:02:21,496
Don't you think
this is fucking funny?
1306
01:02:22,393 --> 01:02:24,016
- I think it's really sad.
1307
01:02:24,050 --> 01:02:26,363
- Even when she
calls him a libtard?
1308
01:02:26,397 --> 01:02:27,847
Look at that.
1309
01:02:27,882 --> 01:02:29,815
This is your boyfriend.
1310
01:02:32,231 --> 01:02:33,715
- Do you think I'm basic?
1311
01:02:33,750 --> 01:02:36,649
- What's basic again,
like a loser?
1312
01:02:36,683 --> 01:02:39,445
- Kind of, like boring,
like a basic bitch.
1313
01:02:39,479 --> 01:02:44,105
- You're definitely not
boring, you're fucking hot.
1314
01:02:44,139 --> 01:02:45,796
Not as hot as Melania.
1315
01:02:45,831 --> 01:02:47,246
- What?
1316
01:02:47,280 --> 01:02:48,109
- Trump.
1317
01:02:49,420 --> 01:02:51,215
- Are you serious?
1318
01:02:51,250 --> 01:02:52,630
- What, yeah, I love Trump.
1319
01:02:52,665 --> 01:02:55,150
- He hates brown people.
1320
01:02:55,185 --> 01:02:57,187
- Not my type of brown.
1321
01:02:57,221 --> 01:03:02,019
Thinks like a white guy, all
the perks of being a POC.
1322
01:03:02,054 --> 01:03:04,297
It's fucking awesome.
1323
01:03:04,332 --> 01:03:08,301
- There's something
really wrong with you.
1324
01:03:08,336 --> 01:03:11,201
- I love your
little chocolate chip.
1325
01:03:11,235 --> 01:03:12,685
- Wait.
1326
01:03:12,719 --> 01:03:13,790
- What?
1327
01:03:13,824 --> 01:03:15,481
- Let's get into it.
1328
01:03:18,277 --> 01:03:20,520
- Stop right there!
1329
01:03:20,555 --> 01:03:23,316
Passes only behind this point.
1330
01:03:23,351 --> 01:03:24,455
- But mister.
1331
01:03:25,491 --> 01:03:29,219
I'll do anything to see
the bands at Coachella.
1332
01:03:29,253 --> 01:03:32,291
- What are some of
your favorite bands?
1333
01:03:32,325 --> 01:03:34,569
- Bon Iver and Major Lazer.
1334
01:03:36,640 --> 01:03:38,918
- I know the guys in those bands
1335
01:03:38,953 --> 01:03:42,680
and they want me to test your
pussy first.
1336
01:03:42,715 --> 01:03:45,062
- I don't understand.
1337
01:03:45,097 --> 01:03:47,858
- If you want all
access to there,
1338
01:03:47,893 --> 01:03:50,136
I need all access to there.
1339
01:03:51,758 --> 01:03:52,967
- It's not really
working for me.
1340
01:03:53,001 --> 01:03:54,831
You're kind of bad at this.
1341
01:03:54,865 --> 01:03:56,902
- Can we just do my idea?
1342
01:03:58,973 --> 01:04:00,388
Get out of my way bitch,
1343
01:04:00,422 --> 01:04:01,907
I'm about to go
in there and fuck up
1344
01:04:01,941 --> 01:04:03,460
those jocks and cheerleaders.
1345
01:04:03,494 --> 01:04:04,461
- But why?
1346
01:04:04,495 --> 01:04:05,842
- Because, they've
been fucking with me
1347
01:04:05,876 --> 01:04:06,843
my whole life.
1348
01:04:06,877 --> 01:04:08,051
I got this gun on Ebay
1349
01:04:08,085 --> 01:04:10,467
and I'm about to fucking blow
them away.
1350
01:04:10,501 --> 01:04:11,951
- You don't have to do this.
1351
01:04:11,986 --> 01:04:14,091
- Why do you say that?
1352
01:04:14,126 --> 01:04:16,473
- I've always really liked you.
1353
01:04:16,507 --> 01:04:17,612
- Oh really?
1354
01:04:17,646 --> 01:04:19,717
I've seen you walking these
halls.
1355
01:04:19,752 --> 01:04:22,030
You've never seen me,
you've never batted an eye.
1356
01:04:22,065 --> 01:04:24,757
- I've seen you this whole time.
1357
01:04:28,105 --> 01:04:30,142
Please let me
show you how to love.
1358
01:04:30,176 --> 01:04:32,213
- How can I learn how to love
1359
01:04:32,247 --> 01:04:34,077
if all I know is hate?
1360
01:04:44,846 --> 01:04:47,055
[moaning]
1361
01:04:47,090 --> 01:04:48,401
- Oh fuck.
1362
01:04:48,436 --> 01:04:49,264
- What, what, what?
1363
01:04:49,299 --> 01:04:50,887
- [Jane] We can't fuck in the
bed.
1364
01:04:50,921 --> 01:04:52,164
- [Ravi] Why not?
1365
01:04:52,198 --> 01:04:53,372
- I don't wash the sheets
1366
01:04:53,406 --> 01:04:56,927
and Eugene was probably
eating pizza in there.
1367
01:04:56,962 --> 01:04:57,824
- Okay.
1368
01:04:59,171 --> 01:05:01,311
[moaning]
1369
01:05:05,522 --> 01:05:07,006
- Ow, ow, ow ow!
1370
01:05:07,041 --> 01:05:08,145
- What, what?
1371
01:05:10,147 --> 01:05:12,839
- I have an air mattress.
1372
01:05:12,874 --> 01:05:15,463
[pump humming]
1373
01:05:23,609 --> 01:05:26,025
- So how long does this take?
1374
01:05:27,993 --> 01:05:29,511
- Kind of a while.
1375
01:05:30,650 --> 01:05:31,651
- All right.
1376
01:05:41,075 --> 01:05:43,249
[moaning]
1377
01:05:56,331 --> 01:05:58,506
[moaning]
1378
01:06:03,683 --> 01:06:05,340
- Wait, wait.
1379
01:06:05,375 --> 01:06:06,652
Check this out.
1380
01:06:10,690 --> 01:06:12,969
[laughing]
1381
01:06:16,973 --> 01:06:19,113
[moaning]
1382
01:06:25,567 --> 01:06:28,225
[both groaning]
1383
01:06:31,366 --> 01:06:33,644
[laughing]
1384
01:06:41,963 --> 01:06:44,069
Did you come in me?
1385
01:06:44,103 --> 01:06:46,278
- [Ravi] Uh, yeah.
1386
01:06:46,312 --> 01:06:47,451
- What?
1387
01:06:47,486 --> 01:06:48,487
- [Ravi] What?
1388
01:06:48,521 --> 01:06:50,799
- Why would you do that?
1389
01:06:50,834 --> 01:06:51,800
Don't touch me.
1390
01:06:51,835 --> 01:06:53,043
- I'm sorry, it felt amazing.
1391
01:06:53,078 --> 01:06:54,182
- [Jane] What the fuck
is wrong with you?
1392
01:06:54,217 --> 01:06:55,183
- Sorry.
1393
01:06:55,218 --> 01:06:56,840
- That is so fucked up!
1394
01:06:56,874 --> 01:06:58,359
- Okay, calm down.
1395
01:06:59,705 --> 01:07:02,639
Whatever happens, I'm totally
gonna be here with you
1396
01:07:02,673 --> 01:07:03,467
the whole way.
1397
01:07:03,502 --> 01:07:04,744
- What do you mean?
1398
01:07:04,779 --> 01:07:05,745
What are you talking about?
1399
01:07:05,780 --> 01:07:06,746
- [Ravi] I'll help
you raise them!
1400
01:07:06,781 --> 01:07:07,747
- Ew!
1401
01:07:07,782 --> 01:07:08,748
- Isabelle Gupta.
1402
01:07:08,783 --> 01:07:10,198
- Stop, ew!
1403
01:07:10,233 --> 01:07:11,199
- Sarah Gupta.
1404
01:07:11,234 --> 01:07:12,269
- Stop, ew, ew.
1405
01:07:12,304 --> 01:07:13,201
- Meredith Gupta.
1406
01:07:13,236 --> 01:07:15,307
- Ew, I have an IUD,
you piece of shit.
1407
01:07:15,341 --> 01:07:16,722
- So what's the fucking problem?
1408
01:07:16,756 --> 01:07:18,517
- You've no respect for women,
1409
01:07:18,551 --> 01:07:19,552
you've fucked up my Ph balance,
1410
01:07:19,587 --> 01:07:21,244
you get the fuck
out of my house!
1411
01:07:21,278 --> 01:07:22,245
- What are you talking about?
1412
01:07:22,279 --> 01:07:23,246
- Get the fuck out of my house!
1413
01:07:23,280 --> 01:07:24,350
- Okay, fine.
1414
01:07:31,737 --> 01:07:34,222
[light music]
1415
01:07:43,542 --> 01:07:45,164
- There's nowhere to turn.
1416
01:07:45,199 --> 01:07:46,614
Ravi's a dead end.
1417
01:07:46,648 --> 01:07:49,548
I guess I'll move out,
be homeless.
1418
01:07:52,206 --> 01:07:54,656
Maybe Eugene'll move out.
1419
01:07:54,691 --> 01:07:56,382
Yeah right.
1420
01:07:56,417 --> 01:07:58,177
Why can't he just die already?
1421
01:07:58,212 --> 01:08:01,077
Who cares about this
fucking house anyway?
1422
01:08:01,111 --> 01:08:02,423
I mean I do.
1423
01:08:02,457 --> 01:08:03,976
I made it cool.
1424
01:08:04,010 --> 01:08:06,461
Eugene didn't
even lift a finger.
1425
01:08:06,496 --> 01:08:07,704
Whatever.
1426
01:08:07,738 --> 01:08:09,913
I'll be walking the
streets soon enough.
1427
01:08:09,947 --> 01:08:12,364
Can't even afford
a fucking tent.
1428
01:08:12,398 --> 01:08:13,606
Where did those
guys get the money
1429
01:08:13,641 --> 01:08:15,608
to buy those tents anyway?
1430
01:08:15,643 --> 01:08:17,955
Probably their parents.
1431
01:08:17,990 --> 01:08:21,235
I wish they didn't fuck
Bernie over the primaries.
1432
01:08:21,269 --> 01:08:23,099
We could have been one step
closer to a just society
1433
01:08:23,133 --> 01:08:25,135
with equitable housing.
1434
01:08:25,170 --> 01:08:26,136
Then we wouldn't
have to live with our
1435
01:08:26,171 --> 01:08:29,346
lame ass boyfriend that we hate.
1436
01:08:29,381 --> 01:08:32,694
At least he never came
in me without my consent.
1437
01:08:32,729 --> 01:08:36,457
Can't even remember the
last time we had sex.
1438
01:08:52,197 --> 01:08:56,201
Trump, Trump, Trump,
Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump.
1439
01:08:58,582 --> 01:08:59,376
Trump?
1440
01:08:59,411 --> 01:09:01,758
[screaming]
1441
01:09:09,835 --> 01:09:12,113
- [Eugene] I found these
slippers and tried them on.
1442
01:09:12,148 --> 01:09:13,321
I know you're right, it's
better for the astroturf
1443
01:09:13,356 --> 01:09:14,633
but not for me.
1444
01:09:15,496 --> 01:09:18,188
Yours have been looking
pretty ragged lately.
1445
01:09:18,223 --> 01:09:20,984
Why don't you wear these
instead?
1446
01:09:21,950 --> 01:09:24,436
[light music]
1447
01:09:39,036 --> 01:09:40,866
- [Jane] Donald Trump.
1448
01:09:40,900 --> 01:09:42,730
What a fucking retard.
1449
01:09:43,938 --> 01:09:47,217
Although, am I really with her?
1450
01:09:47,252 --> 01:09:49,219
I'll be pretty basic.
1451
01:09:49,254 --> 01:09:50,910
She does really hate Russia.
1452
01:09:50,945 --> 01:09:53,085
Could be interesting to
be oppressed for once.
1453
01:09:53,119 --> 01:09:55,225
Definitely make my
work more relevant.
1454
01:09:55,260 --> 01:09:58,849
I guess it doesn't really
matter who I vote for.
1455
01:09:58,884 --> 01:10:02,059
Hmmm, prop 60,
condoms for porn stars.
1456
01:10:03,578 --> 01:10:04,407
Again?
1457
01:10:09,688 --> 01:10:12,069
[whistling]
1458
01:10:12,104 --> 01:10:16,108
- Hey you look like an
Obama man, huh? [chuckling]
1459
01:10:16,142 --> 01:10:19,732
No, don't worry,
I'm going Obama too.
1460
01:10:19,767 --> 01:10:21,976
You know, he did like 300
drone strikes in four years
1461
01:10:22,010 --> 01:10:23,874
but he's my guy.
1462
01:10:23,909 --> 01:10:25,013
I love Obama.
1463
01:10:25,048 --> 01:10:26,256
You know, I'm not so sure
1464
01:10:26,291 --> 01:10:28,016
about the birth
certificate but whatever.
1465
01:10:28,051 --> 01:10:30,881
I want change
and I'm with Barack.
1466
01:10:32,262 --> 01:10:34,264
- Just stop, dude,
just stop, just stop.
1467
01:10:34,299 --> 01:10:37,267
- Barack Hussein,
Hussein, Hussein?
1468
01:10:37,302 --> 01:10:38,268
Isn't that the name of--
1469
01:10:38,303 --> 01:10:39,304
- Dude, stop.
1470
01:10:39,338 --> 01:10:40,891
- I don't care, I like
him, I'm voting for him.
1471
01:10:40,926 --> 01:10:41,789
Worse than potty cock.
1472
01:10:41,823 --> 01:10:43,549
You're my brother,
you're my brother.
1473
01:10:43,584 --> 01:10:44,585
You my brother.
1474
01:10:44,619 --> 01:10:47,070
- You do you
and I'll do me, okay?
1475
01:10:47,104 --> 01:10:48,761
- [Man] All right, yeah.
1476
01:10:48,796 --> 01:10:49,624
Terrorist.
1477
01:10:55,768 --> 01:10:58,530
- Looks like you voted too.
1478
01:10:58,564 --> 01:10:59,807
- Ah, yeah.
1479
01:10:59,841 --> 01:11:00,670
- Nice.
1480
01:11:03,259 --> 01:11:04,812
First time?
1481
01:11:04,846 --> 01:11:05,916
- Mhmm, yeah.
1482
01:11:07,263 --> 01:11:08,885
It doesn't really matter.
1483
01:11:08,919 --> 01:11:10,369
Obama's gonna win anyway.
1484
01:11:10,404 --> 01:11:11,715
- What's your name?
1485
01:11:11,750 --> 01:11:12,820
- Jane.
1486
01:11:12,854 --> 01:11:13,821
- Jane?
1487
01:11:13,855 --> 01:11:15,167
It does matter.
1488
01:11:15,201 --> 01:11:18,170
Every vote counts,
Jane, all right.
1489
01:11:18,204 --> 01:11:19,551
And I'm really glad that I voted
1490
01:11:19,585 --> 01:11:22,243
against condoms
for porn stars, so.
1491
01:11:22,278 --> 01:11:23,071
[Jane giggling]
1492
01:11:23,106 --> 01:11:24,210
Did you vote for that?
1493
01:11:24,245 --> 01:11:25,073
- Duh.
1494
01:11:26,730 --> 01:11:28,180
Condoms suck.
1495
01:11:28,214 --> 01:11:29,837
- Right, condoms suck,
condoms suck.
1496
01:11:29,871 --> 01:11:30,838
Hi, I'm Eugene.
1497
01:11:30,872 --> 01:11:31,666
[Jane giggling]
1498
01:11:31,701 --> 01:11:32,529
Wow.
1499
01:11:45,542 --> 01:11:47,337
[cackling]
1500
01:11:47,372 --> 01:11:48,718
- Happy Halloween, pretty lady.
1501
01:11:48,752 --> 01:11:50,409
Stay safe out there.
1502
01:11:51,307 --> 01:11:54,517
- [Jane] God, I fucking hate
Halloween.
1503
01:11:55,690 --> 01:11:56,484
- [Waiter] Are you ready to
order?
1504
01:11:56,519 --> 01:11:57,416
- Um, yeah.
1505
01:11:58,486 --> 01:11:59,384
- [Waiter] Mhmm,
how can I help you?
1506
01:11:59,418 --> 01:12:02,628
- Can I have the
house special Chow Mein,
1507
01:12:02,663 --> 01:12:03,836
- [Waiter] Uh huh,
and what else?
1508
01:12:03,871 --> 01:12:06,114
- The barbecue pork wonton.
1509
01:12:07,771 --> 01:12:09,497
Sakam Bean Cake Soup.
1510
01:12:10,947 --> 01:12:12,638
- [Waiter] Bean Cake
Soup, okay, right, okay.
1511
01:12:12,673 --> 01:12:15,607
- And um, the fish filet foo
young.
1512
01:12:17,091 --> 01:12:18,437
- Okay, fish filet egg foo
young.
1513
01:12:18,472 --> 01:12:19,438
Okay, I got it.
1514
01:12:19,473 --> 01:12:20,439
- [Jane] Okay.
1515
01:12:20,474 --> 01:12:21,440
- Anything else?
1516
01:12:21,475 --> 01:12:22,821
- [Jane] And a Sing Tao please?
1517
01:12:22,855 --> 01:12:23,822
- And Sing Tao beer?
1518
01:12:23,856 --> 01:12:25,133
Can I see your ID,
you look so young.
1519
01:12:25,168 --> 01:12:26,618
- Oh. [giggling]
1520
01:12:26,652 --> 01:12:27,791
- Please, can you show?
1521
01:12:27,826 --> 01:12:29,172
[Jane laughing]
1522
01:12:29,206 --> 01:12:30,035
Ah, okay.
1523
01:12:32,140 --> 01:12:34,626
[light music]
1524
01:12:44,532 --> 01:12:45,706
- [Woman] Hey.
1525
01:12:48,743 --> 01:12:49,537
- Howdy.
1526
01:12:51,712 --> 01:12:56,406
- So you're going to the
party tonight on Beachwood?
1527
01:12:56,441 --> 01:12:57,649
- Probably not.
1528
01:12:58,615 --> 01:13:00,859
- Eugene texted me about it.
1529
01:13:00,893 --> 01:13:03,862
It's probably gonna be fun.
1530
01:13:03,896 --> 01:13:04,725
- Well.
1531
01:13:07,244 --> 01:13:10,455
- Are you guys not doing well?
1532
01:13:10,489 --> 01:13:12,318
- What do you care?
1533
01:13:12,353 --> 01:13:13,181
- I care.
1534
01:13:15,080 --> 01:13:17,979
- Is that why you
let him fuck you?
1535
01:13:20,534 --> 01:13:24,054
- Don't you think he
deserves to be happy?
1536
01:13:24,089 --> 01:13:24,917
- No.
1537
01:13:27,333 --> 01:13:28,404
- Okay, well.
1538
01:13:31,510 --> 01:13:33,581
Catch you later, cowgirl.
1539
01:13:47,940 --> 01:13:49,217
- Check please.
1540
01:13:50,667 --> 01:13:53,843
[classic lo-fi music]
1541
01:14:09,514 --> 01:14:13,345
[singing in foreign language]
1542
01:14:51,556 --> 01:14:53,489
Halloween, how obvious.
1543
01:14:54,869 --> 01:14:57,216
Crowded parties full of
desperate people
1544
01:14:57,251 --> 01:14:59,460
and polyester costumes.
1545
01:14:59,495 --> 01:15:01,669
Anxious to be at
the coolest function,
1546
01:15:01,704 --> 01:15:04,085
have the best time.
1547
01:15:04,120 --> 01:15:06,950
Guess that's all
anyone should want.
1548
01:15:06,985 --> 01:15:10,885
I bet life'll be pretty
easy if I just gave in.
1549
01:15:20,688 --> 01:15:23,622
[crowd chattering]
1550
01:15:27,350 --> 01:15:28,524
- Hey!
1551
01:15:28,558 --> 01:15:29,594
I'm with her!
1552
01:15:31,285 --> 01:15:32,079
Hey darling.
1553
01:15:32,113 --> 01:15:32,907
- Hi.
1554
01:15:32,942 --> 01:15:33,736
- How you doing?
1555
01:15:33,770 --> 01:15:34,564
- I'm okay.
1556
01:15:34,599 --> 01:15:35,738
- Did you drive here?
1557
01:15:35,772 --> 01:15:37,153
- No, I walked.
1558
01:15:37,187 --> 01:15:40,121
- Um, I'm gonna get a drink.
1559
01:15:40,156 --> 01:15:41,709
You want a drink?
1560
01:15:41,744 --> 01:15:42,710
- No.
1561
01:15:42,745 --> 01:15:44,056
- I'm gonna get a drink,
you should drink.
1562
01:15:44,091 --> 01:15:45,541
- I'm okay.
1563
01:15:45,575 --> 01:15:46,369
- [Marcello] Be basic.
1564
01:15:46,403 --> 01:15:48,613
[giggling]
1565
01:16:05,077 --> 01:16:08,218
- Guess who? [chuckling]
1566
01:16:08,253 --> 01:16:09,288
What's up?
1567
01:16:09,323 --> 01:16:10,289
- Hey.
1568
01:16:10,324 --> 01:16:11,636
- Blade.
1569
01:16:11,670 --> 01:16:12,498
You know?
1570
01:16:12,533 --> 01:16:13,327
- Who's that?
1571
01:16:13,361 --> 01:16:15,467
Wesley Snipes from Blade.
1572
01:16:16,675 --> 01:16:17,676
Hey, listen.
1573
01:16:19,298 --> 01:16:22,508
I'm really sorry about
coming in you earlier today.
1574
01:16:22,543 --> 01:16:23,544
- Right.
1575
01:16:23,579 --> 01:16:25,822
- Seriously, it's only
happened one other time,
1576
01:16:25,857 --> 01:16:27,444
my first girlfriend.
1577
01:16:27,479 --> 01:16:29,170
Now she's dead.
1578
01:16:29,205 --> 01:16:31,207
But it means I love you.
1579
01:16:33,140 --> 01:16:34,866
- Will you get me a drink?
1580
01:16:34,900 --> 01:16:37,593
- Yeah, sure,
what do you want, a beer?
1581
01:16:37,627 --> 01:16:39,422
- A vodka martini,
a little bit dirty
1582
01:16:39,456 --> 01:16:40,906
with extra olives.
1583
01:16:40,941 --> 01:16:42,494
- Sure, I'll go get that drink.
1584
01:16:42,528 --> 01:16:43,909
See you in a sec.
1585
01:16:48,431 --> 01:16:49,466
- You know I
really appreciate you
1586
01:16:49,501 --> 01:16:51,123
letting me stay with you.
1587
01:16:51,158 --> 01:16:53,401
- Yeah, of course.
1588
01:16:53,436 --> 01:16:56,612
- Yeah, and it's like so
nice to get next to you,
1589
01:16:56,646 --> 01:16:58,855
so close to you, you know?
1590
01:16:58,890 --> 01:17:01,306
But I actually think
I might wanna go.
1591
01:17:01,340 --> 01:17:02,307
I'm gonna go.
1592
01:17:02,341 --> 01:17:03,308
- Okay.
1593
01:17:03,342 --> 01:17:04,136
- So I'll catch you later?
1594
01:17:04,171 --> 01:17:04,965
- Sure.
1595
01:17:04,999 --> 01:17:05,828
- ASAP, I hope.
1596
01:17:05,862 --> 01:17:07,036
- Have fun.
1597
01:17:07,070 --> 01:17:08,520
- I already have.
1598
01:17:13,180 --> 01:17:14,491
Hey.
1599
01:17:14,526 --> 01:17:15,838
- Hi.
1600
01:17:15,872 --> 01:17:17,425
- How's it going?
1601
01:17:17,460 --> 01:17:18,910
I thought you don't like
Halloween.
1602
01:17:18,944 --> 01:17:20,359
- I don't.
1603
01:17:20,394 --> 01:17:21,671
I was actually gonna go.
1604
01:17:21,706 --> 01:17:24,122
- When did you get here?
1605
01:17:24,156 --> 01:17:25,226
- Just now.
1606
01:17:25,261 --> 01:17:26,089
- Oh.
1607
01:17:26,987 --> 01:17:28,160
Well I'm gonna go too actually.
1608
01:17:28,195 --> 01:17:29,437
I feel like going too.
1609
01:17:29,472 --> 01:17:30,784
- You shouldn't,
you're having fun.
1610
01:17:30,818 --> 01:17:32,924
- I am having fun, but,
1611
01:17:32,958 --> 01:17:35,685
I've been here so long,
I feel like I should go.
1612
01:17:35,720 --> 01:17:36,686
And I'll take you with me.
1613
01:17:36,721 --> 01:17:37,929
- Are you sure?
1614
01:17:37,963 --> 01:17:39,033
- Yeah.
1615
01:17:39,068 --> 01:17:41,104
Come on, we should talk.
1616
01:17:41,139 --> 01:17:42,105
- Okay.
1617
01:17:42,140 --> 01:17:42,934
- Don't you think
we should talk?
1618
01:17:42,968 --> 01:17:43,762
- We should talk.
1619
01:17:43,797 --> 01:17:45,661
- All right, let's go.
1620
01:17:58,984 --> 01:18:02,091
[light somber music]
1621
01:18:17,554 --> 01:18:20,040
[air hissing]
1622
01:18:58,112 --> 01:19:00,287
[sobbing]
1623
01:19:14,991 --> 01:19:17,166
[sobbing]
1624
01:20:01,451 --> 01:20:03,557
How was your weekend?
1625
01:20:03,591 --> 01:20:04,420
- Good.
1626
01:20:05,386 --> 01:20:06,560
How was yours?
1627
01:20:07,733 --> 01:20:08,804
- Incredible.
1628
01:20:12,738 --> 01:20:14,499
You wanna talk about anything?
1629
01:20:14,533 --> 01:20:15,362
- No.
1630
01:20:16,466 --> 01:20:17,467
- All right.
1631
01:20:26,373 --> 01:20:27,684
[clicking]
1632
01:20:27,719 --> 01:20:30,204
[light music]
1633
01:20:34,830 --> 01:20:35,796
- Hi.
1634
01:20:35,831 --> 01:20:37,142
- Oh my god, hi.
1635
01:20:38,557 --> 01:20:40,318
- Oh my god,
this place looks incredible.
1636
01:20:40,352 --> 01:20:41,595
- Welcome home.
1637
01:20:44,046 --> 01:20:45,012
You like it?
1638
01:20:45,047 --> 01:20:46,358
- Yeah, I like our home.
1639
01:20:46,393 --> 01:20:47,808
- Did you get the job?
1640
01:20:47,843 --> 01:20:48,809
- What do you think?
1641
01:20:48,844 --> 01:20:51,294
[shrieking]
1642
01:20:51,329 --> 01:20:53,987
My god, the curtains, astroturf.
1643
01:20:55,298 --> 01:20:56,748
Let's feel this,
let's feel this out.
1644
01:20:56,782 --> 01:20:59,337
[laughing]
1645
01:20:59,371 --> 01:21:00,856
Feels good, right?
1646
01:21:06,447 --> 01:21:08,173
- [Jane] I missed you.
1647
01:21:08,208 --> 01:21:09,830
- I missed you too.
1648
01:21:18,701 --> 01:21:20,151
What is this?
1649
01:21:20,185 --> 01:21:21,152
[laughing]
1650
01:21:21,186 --> 01:21:22,256
What is this?
1651
01:21:24,431 --> 01:21:26,088
- I got us slippers.
1652
01:21:28,400 --> 01:21:30,126
- Right, why?
1653
01:21:30,161 --> 01:21:32,991
- So we don't have to
wear outside shoes inside.
1654
01:21:33,026 --> 01:21:35,028
- Oh, isn't that like the
whole point of astroturf?
1655
01:21:35,062 --> 01:21:36,892
It's like, feels
like it's outside.
1656
01:21:36,926 --> 01:21:39,860
- No, you know how hard
this shit is to clean?
1657
01:21:39,895 --> 01:21:41,931
- All right, well.
1658
01:21:41,966 --> 01:21:44,002
Maybe I'll just like wear my
socks around.
1659
01:21:44,037 --> 01:21:45,003
I really don't wanna
wear this kind
1660
01:21:45,038 --> 01:21:47,661
of cheesy things, all right?
1661
01:21:47,695 --> 01:21:49,042
- Well, I'll save you a pair
1662
01:21:49,076 --> 01:21:51,216
for when you change your mind.
1663
01:21:51,251 --> 01:21:52,804
- [Eugene] You will?
1664
01:21:52,838 --> 01:21:53,667
- Mhmm.
1665
01:22:04,505 --> 01:22:06,231
- This isn't working.
1666
01:22:07,750 --> 01:22:08,958
- Yeah, I know.
1667
01:22:10,546 --> 01:22:12,099
This fucking sucks.
1668
01:22:13,721 --> 01:22:16,207
- I've never been more lonely.
1669
01:22:20,936 --> 01:22:22,868
- What do you wanna do?
1670
01:22:32,050 --> 01:22:33,638
You wanna break up?
1671
01:22:37,607 --> 01:22:38,608
- Don't you?
1672
01:22:40,162 --> 01:22:41,163
- Yeah I do.
1673
01:22:42,578 --> 01:22:44,235
I do wanna break up.
1674
01:22:47,755 --> 01:22:48,825
- Like a lot. [laughing]
1675
01:22:48,860 --> 01:22:50,275
- Fucking, a ton!
1676
01:22:51,518 --> 01:22:55,694
Like every waking moment
I think about that.
1677
01:22:55,729 --> 01:22:57,662
Like oh, maybe she'll die today.
1678
01:22:57,696 --> 01:23:00,078
[laughing]
1679
01:23:00,113 --> 01:23:03,012
- Yeah. [laughing]
1680
01:23:07,983 --> 01:23:11,365
I'm so happy. [laughing]
1681
01:23:12,297 --> 01:23:13,816
We're breaking up.
1682
01:23:17,958 --> 01:23:19,063
I don't wanna date you anymore.
1683
01:23:19,097 --> 01:23:20,443
- Right, I know.
1684
01:23:21,962 --> 01:23:23,170
I feel so good.
1685
01:23:31,178 --> 01:23:33,594
- So when are you moving out?
1686
01:23:38,116 --> 01:23:40,636
[jazzy music]
1687
01:23:42,017 --> 01:23:45,572
[song in foreign language]
1688
01:25:26,293 --> 01:25:28,813
[chill music]
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