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♪♪
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♪ Love ♪
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♪ exciting and new ♪
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♪ come aboard ♪
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♪ we're expecting you ♪
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♪ and love ♪
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♪ life's sweetest reward ♪
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♪ let it flow ♪
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♪ it floats back to you ♪
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♪ the love boat ♪
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♪ soon will be making
another run ♪
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♪ the love boat ♪
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♪ promises something
for everyone ♪
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♪ set a course for adventure ♪
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♪ your mind on a new romance ♪
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♪ and love ♪
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♪ won't hurt anymore ♪
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♪ it's an open smile ♪
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♪ on a friendly shore ♪
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♪ it's love ♪
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♪ welcome aboard,
it's l-o-o-o-ove ♪
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Oh, Victor, I'm so happy
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you're gonna help us
with the show.
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It's my pleasure, roz.
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But are you aware
of my reputation?
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I'm a perfectionist.
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I work all hours
with my cast,
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especially
the leading lady.
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Is that so?
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You can bet on it.
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[ All warming up indistinctly ]
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Come on, girls,
come on, come on, come on, now.
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Let's get the rehearsal
started.
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How can we start
the rehearsal?
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Mr. Moncrief
is not here.
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Well, he's been delayed
for a few minutes.
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He put me in charge.
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Terrific -- the inmate's
taking over the asylum.
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Let's get going
with the rehearsal.
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Sylvia, would you like
to go first?
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Yes, I would!
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Then go ahead.
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Sylvia, where are you going?!
The rehearsal is here!
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You said
would I like to go first,
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and that exactly
what I'm doing.
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I am gonna go first
to phone my husband!
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Oh, the first day of rehearsal
of "my fair lady"
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was nothing like this.
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Millie, would you like
to sing first?
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It's okay with me, but
the pianist isn't here yet.
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Oh, I'll play.
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I didn't know
you played the piano.
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Oh, sure. It's just like
tap dancing with your fingers.
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Do you read music?
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With my eyes closed!
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Well, read this,
and don't make it too fancy.
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Well?
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You told me to read --
I'm reading.
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Just fake it --
right here.
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Say, can we get
this rehearsal started
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sometime before the cruise ends?
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All right, all right!
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[ Plays introduction ]
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Wait a minute.
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You just give me the beat,
and I'll do the rest.
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Okay, sister, you got it.
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[ Plays mid-tempo melody
unevenly ]
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Are you trying
to sabotage my number?
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Oh, honey, you could do that
all by yourself.
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I'm playing, I'm playing!
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[ Off-key ]
♪ you were meant for me ♪
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♪ I was -- ♪
wait just a minute!
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I know what you're doing.
I'm hip to your game.
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What's the matter, dear --
forgotten the words?
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♪ I was meant for you ♪
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I'm gonna kill her!
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No, no!
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[ Indistinct shouting ]
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♪ You were meant for me ♪
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All right, girls, all right!
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All right, girls,
that's enough for today!
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That's enough for today.
I think you're all terrific.
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Remember when I told you how
much fun show business can be?
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Yes, I remember.
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Well, don't listen to me.
I enjoyed world war ii.
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♪ I was meant for you ♪
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Oh, no, thanks, Isaac.
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Well, if we're gonna
have a show tomorrow,
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i better put in some work
on those new routines.
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Mr. Moncrief, we really
appreciate you helping us
with the show.
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It's great
working with a professional.
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A professional
who never should have retired
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in the first place.
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Now, roz, I told you,
I don't need the hassle.
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I owe you
for that tip again, Isaac.
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Oh, that's all right,
Mr. Moncrief.
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Good night.
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Good night.
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Good night.
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Poor guy.
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What do you mean,
"poor guy"?
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My uncle works
for an auction company,
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and he told me
a couple of months ago
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that Mr. Moncrief
had to sell his house
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and all his paintings and stuff
because of taxes.
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Are you kidding?
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No, I'm not kidding.
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When was the last time
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you heard the internal revenue
cracking jokes?
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My, my. I can't decide
which is prettier --
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you or that moonlight.
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Lionel, when are you
gonna stop bugging me
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with this silly talk?
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Oh, I'm a romantic devil.
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You'll find out
on our honeymoon.
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Honeymoon?!
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Lionel, when they were
giving out brains,
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you thought they said "trains,"
and you missed yours.
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When will you get it through
that thick skull of yours
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that I do not --
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i repeat, I do not --
want to marry you?!
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No, wait, wait!
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Aren't you being
a little unreasonable?
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What about Isaac?
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What about him?
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Oh, I've had my eyes
on that young man
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ever since
I've been on the ship.
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There's a lot of potential
there.
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And?
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Well, naturally,
after we're married,
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I've have him
to come to work for me.
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Work for you?
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In an executive capacity,
of course.
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Maybe I'd better have
another look at that ring.
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Hmm.
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It is not a bad ring,
Lionel --
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not at all a bad ring.
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Aunt Sylvia,
what are you doing up so late?
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I can't sleep.
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I just remembered
a television show I saw once
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in which a man who looked
just like your uncle Elliot
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was mistaken for the head
of a crime syndicate,
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and the other gang
kidnapped him.
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[ Laughs ]
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I'm going home
and find him.
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Aunt Sylvia,
do you actually believe
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that uncle Elliot was kidnapped
by a gang of criminals?
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Well, if he wasn't,
then where is he?
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I've called
a hundred times.
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Why don't you get some sleep?
You'll feel better.
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Maybe I'll feel better after
I finish writing him this note.
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Well, that's a good idea.
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I just hope his kidnappers
will let him read it.
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Good night.
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♪ I'm not a poet ♪
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♪ how well I know it ♪
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♪ I've never been a raver ♪
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♪ but when I look at you ♪
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♪ I rave a bit, it's true ♪
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♪ I'm wild about you ♪
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♪ can't live without you ♪
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♪ you give my life its flavor ♪
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♪ what sugar does for tea ♪
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♪ that's what you do
for m-e-e-e ♪
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♪ you're the cream
in my coffee ♪
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♪ you're the salt in my stew ♪
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♪ you will always be
my necessity ♪
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♪ I'd be lost without you ♪
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♪ you're the sail
on my love boat ♪
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♪ you're the captain and crew ♪
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♪ you will always be
my necessity ♪
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♪ I'd be lost
without yo-o-o-o-u ♪
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Oh -- "p.S."
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♪ You don't know
how I've prayed ♪
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♪ 'cause, baby, I'm afraid ♪
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♪ something's gonna happen
to you ♪
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♪ listen, honey ♪
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♪ forgive your worried brow ♪
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♪ I would die
if I should lose you now ♪
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♪ button up your overcoat ♪
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♪ when the wind is free ♪
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♪ take good care of yourself ♪
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♪ you belong to me ♪
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♪ eat an apple every day ♪
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♪ be in bed by three ♪
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♪ take good care of yourself ♪
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♪ you belong to me ♪
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♪ be careful crossing streets ♪
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♪ ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ don't eat meat ♪
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♪ ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ cut out sweets ♪
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♪ ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ you'll get a pain
and ruin your tum-tum ♪
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♪ keep away
from bootleg hooch ♪
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♪ when you're on a spree ♪
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♪ take good care of yourself ♪
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♪ you belong to me ♪
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[ Up-tempo music plays ]
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♪ Take good care of yourself ♪
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♪ save a share of yourself ♪
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♪ take good care of yourself ♪
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[ Deep voice ]
♪ you belong to m-e-e-e-e-e ♪
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Come on, Adam, this fight
between you and gopher
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has gone on long enough.
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Time you guys made up.
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You're right. I've been
acting like a fool.
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Stop knocking yourself.
You're a great actor.
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Well -- hmm?
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[ Laughs ]
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You and doc have been friends
for years.
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Won't you just stop
all this foolishness?
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For me?
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Well, I guess
if you put it like that,
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I don't see how
I can say no.
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And besides,
you're basically right.
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I guess somebody's got to be
the first one to apologize.
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Well, well,
look who's here!
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We were just looking for you,
gopher, weren't we, doc?
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Well, isn't that funny?
We were on our way to see you.
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Gopher has something to say.
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Yeah, uh, well, doc, um...
What we've been doing is silly,
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and it takes a big man
to apologize, so --
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you're right,
and that's exactly why
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I'm going to be the first one
to apologize --
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wait a minute!
I was talking about me.
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I'm going to be
the first one to apologize.
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You can't, because
I already said I'm sorry.
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And if anybody's gonna be
a big man around here,
it's gonna be me.
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No way! I won't even
accept your apology
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unless you accept
my apology first!
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Oh, yeah?
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Yeah.
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Well, I was thinking of
apologizing before you
were even sorry!
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Well, I was sorry
a lot longer than you!
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I was sorry
the day I met you!
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You see?
What did I tell you?
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You can't even talk
to him!
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Well, at least
we're making progress.
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You call that progress?
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Yeah -- first,
they weren't even talking.
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Now at least
they're yelling.
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♪ Let's get the show on right,
let's get the show on right ♪
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♪ let's get the show on
right here ♪
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[ Clears throat ]
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Uh, come in.
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The inventory report
you wanted, sir.
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Oh, thank you.
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Something funny
I should know about?
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Just the inventory report,
sir -- a lot of funny stuff,
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like, um...
A gross of lobster forks.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Why would a lobster
want a fork?
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[ Snaps fingers ]
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Morning, mom.
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Good morning, darling.
How are you?
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Fine. Listen, we have
some nice hot rolls here,
if you want some.
258
00:13:56,168 --> 00:13:57,586
Oh, they do look good,
don't they?
259
00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:58,462
Yeah.
260
00:13:58,546 --> 00:14:01,632
Uh, don't you notice
anything different?
261
00:14:01,715 --> 00:14:04,260
You didn't change your hair,
did you?
262
00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:05,219
No!
263
00:14:05,302 --> 00:14:08,597
I didn't think so.
You want some coffee?
264
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:09,890
I'll fix it.
265
00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:21,110
Mom, how many?
266
00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:22,778
3 1/2 carats.
267
00:14:22,861 --> 00:14:25,447
Oh, an engagement ring!
268
00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:28,117
Oh, yeah, that.
I forgot I had it on.
269
00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:29,618
Where'd you get that?
270
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:32,621
Well, Lionel proposed to me,
and I accepted.
271
00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:33,831
Congratulations!
272
00:14:33,914 --> 00:14:35,082
Wait a minute.
273
00:14:35,165 --> 00:14:40,296
Didn't you say that you thought
he was an obnoxious pest?
274
00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:43,382
Well, nobody's perfect,
honey.
275
00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:55,185
[ Knock on door ]
276
00:14:55,269 --> 00:14:56,145
Yes?
277
00:14:56,228 --> 00:14:57,479
Morning, captain.
278
00:14:56,228 --> 00:14:57,479
Morning.
279
00:14:57,563 --> 00:14:59,273
I hope I'm not
interrupting anything.
280
00:14:59,356 --> 00:15:00,274
No, no.
281
00:15:00,357 --> 00:15:01,650
Well, I'll be brief.
282
00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:03,986
I told you a little white lie
the other day.
283
00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:06,989
My check bouncing had nothing
to do with a computer error.
284
00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:09,825
The check was made of rubber
all the way.
285
00:15:09,908 --> 00:15:12,661
But, captain, I don't have to
lie to you anymore,
286
00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:14,997
because working with your crew
on their show
287
00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:16,665
has given me confidence
again.
288
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:18,667
And I'm certain
that when I get back,
289
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:20,753
I'll be able
to cover my check somehow.
290
00:15:20,836 --> 00:15:24,673
Mr. Moncrief, I'm very happy
that you feel so well.
291
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:27,176
But you don't owe us
a cent.
292
00:15:27,259 --> 00:15:30,554
Captain, I just told you
the check was no good.
293
00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:31,388
I know.
294
00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:33,807
But your ticket
has been paid for
295
00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:35,851
by one of the passengers.
296
00:15:35,934 --> 00:15:37,811
One of the passengers?
297
00:15:39,146 --> 00:15:43,192
Who paid for me, captain?
I want to know.
298
00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:47,029
Never mind.
I think I know who it was.
299
00:15:47,112 --> 00:15:48,656
Thank you, captain.
300
00:15:59,958 --> 00:16:01,543
Hi.
301
00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:03,212
Hi.
302
00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:06,215
[ Sighs ] I just came
from the captain's office.
303
00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:08,050
Thanks
for paying my ticket.
304
00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:10,177
He wasn't supposed to
tell you.
305
00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:12,888
He didn't, but who else
could it have been?
306
00:16:12,971 --> 00:16:15,265
Roz, I'll pay you back,
I promise.
307
00:16:15,349 --> 00:16:18,852
I've got a couple of movie deals
cooking -- big ones!
308
00:16:18,936 --> 00:16:20,896
And maybe even
a TV series.
309
00:16:20,979 --> 00:16:23,774
Then there's this big
Broadway producer --
310
00:16:23,857 --> 00:16:27,277
oh, Victor, please! For once,
just tell me the truth!
311
00:16:27,361 --> 00:16:29,905
That's all I've ever wanted
from you!
312
00:16:29,988 --> 00:16:32,700
Trust me, roz --
I love you.
313
00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:35,369
You haven't changed,
Victor.
314
00:16:35,452 --> 00:16:37,246
After all these years,
315
00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:41,041
you're still handsome
and charming and talented
316
00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:43,419
and completely
irresponsible!
317
00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:44,545
Oh, roz --
318
00:16:44,628 --> 00:16:48,966
I don't blame you, Victor.
I haven't changed either.
319
00:16:49,049 --> 00:16:53,387
I was still foolish enough
to believe you again.
320
00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:06,066
Well! If it isn't
my son-to-be.
321
00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:07,109
That's right.
322
00:17:07,192 --> 00:17:11,113
I guess congratulations
are in order, Mr. Bigelow.
323
00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:14,783
Oh, none of that.
Now, we're going to be family.
324
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,785
Call me "dad."
325
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:18,662
Okay, uh...Dad.
326
00:17:18,746 --> 00:17:20,789
That's the stuff.
327
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:25,043
But remember -- call me "dad"
around the house,
328
00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:29,465
but when you come to work
for me, call me "boss."
329
00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:31,675
When I come to work
for you?
330
00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:34,178
Yeah. Didn't your mama
tell you?
331
00:17:34,261 --> 00:17:38,474
I promised to give you a job
just as soon as we got married.
332
00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:40,017
You did?!
333
00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:40,893
Yes.
334
00:17:40,976 --> 00:17:44,521
Now, we'll have
a fine time, son --
335
00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:45,981
a fine time.
336
00:17:57,743 --> 00:18:01,121
Good morning,
and welcome to acapulco.
337
00:18:08,253 --> 00:18:11,632
Attention, please. Land tours
will be leaving in 10 minutes
338
00:18:11,715 --> 00:18:13,300
from the coral deck gangway.
339
00:18:13,383 --> 00:18:15,052
We hope you enjoy your day.
340
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:23,310
[ Crying ]
341
00:18:23,393 --> 00:18:25,395
Oh, cheer up, aunt Sylvia.
342
00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:26,480
Cheer up?!
343
00:18:26,563 --> 00:18:30,651
I still haven't heard a word
from your uncle Elliot.
344
00:18:30,734 --> 00:18:33,654
For all I know,
he could be dead --
345
00:18:33,737 --> 00:18:35,280
or worse than dead.
346
00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:38,992
He could have run off
with the upstairs maid!
347
00:18:39,076 --> 00:18:42,871
I wonder why we've got
an upstairs maid.
348
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:46,166
We only have
a one-level house.
349
00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:53,048
Mom...
350
00:18:53,131 --> 00:18:54,883
Oh, hi, honey,
how are you?
351
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:56,093
Fine, fine.
352
00:18:56,176 --> 00:18:59,221
Did I ever tell you how lucky
I feel to have you for a mom?
353
00:18:59,304 --> 00:19:01,890
You sure did, every time
you wanted a dime
354
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:02,891
for an ice-cream cone.
355
00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:03,934
[ Laughs ]
356
00:19:04,017 --> 00:19:06,728
Well, you know, you're always
doing things for me.
357
00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:09,189
You remember the time
that you got a night job
358
00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:11,900
to make the payments
on the piano you bought for me?
359
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:14,403
Oh, Isaac, I used that piano
more than you did.
360
00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:17,239
Well, you know, there are
a lot of things I remember,
361
00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:20,534
like the time that I got sick
and couldn't do my paper route,
362
00:19:20,617 --> 00:19:23,412
so you got on my bike
and delivered my papers for me.
363
00:19:23,495 --> 00:19:25,914
You know, I really needed
some exercise then.
364
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:29,084
Yeah, well, you were always
taking care of me.
365
00:19:29,167 --> 00:19:31,712
Well, it worked out
just wonderfully,
366
00:19:31,795 --> 00:19:34,089
'cause you're a fine man,
honey.
367
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,132
Thank you, mom.
368
00:19:35,215 --> 00:19:38,635
But, you know, I want you
to stop thinking about me
369
00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:40,846
and start thinking
about you.
370
00:19:40,929 --> 00:19:43,390
You know...
I had a talk with Lionel,
371
00:19:43,473 --> 00:19:44,933
and he offered me a job.
372
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:48,270
Well, honey, you have to
understand about Lionel --
373
00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:51,940
now, wait a minute, mom. Mom,
let me do the talking, okay?
374
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:54,985
Because...well,
if you're marrying Lionel
375
00:19:55,068 --> 00:19:56,570
because you love him
376
00:19:56,653 --> 00:20:00,282
and you want to spend
the rest of your life with him,
377
00:20:00,365 --> 00:20:01,366
I'm all for it.
378
00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:06,580
But if you're marrying him
to help me out, forget it.
379
00:20:06,663 --> 00:20:08,457
I love my job here.
380
00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:11,877
And there's only one thing
that I love more.
381
00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:14,129
That's you.
382
00:20:14,212 --> 00:20:17,758
You are a fine man,
honey.
383
00:20:19,217 --> 00:20:24,097
♪ And even when I'm old
and gray ♪
384
00:20:24,181 --> 00:20:25,474
You'll never be old.
385
00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:32,814
♪ I'm gonna feel
the way I do today ♪
386
00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:34,149
♪ 'cause ♪
387
00:20:34,232 --> 00:20:43,158
♪ you make me feel so young ♪
388
00:20:43,241 --> 00:20:44,993
I love you, baby.
389
00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:46,828
I love you, mom.
390
00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:48,205
Oh, honey.
391
00:21:08,725 --> 00:21:10,185
Hi, girls!
392
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:12,813
Hi!
393
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:12,813
Hi!
394
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:12,813
Hi!
395
00:21:12,896 --> 00:21:15,357
Hey, Millie, you better
get dressed. We're on soon.
396
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:17,484
I am dressed.
This is what I'm wearing.
397
00:21:17,567 --> 00:21:19,152
In the show
or for Halloween?
398
00:21:19,236 --> 00:21:21,863
Well, look who's talking.
You look like an 8x10 glossy.
399
00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:23,824
Well, at least
my picture came out!
400
00:21:23,907 --> 00:21:26,159
Well, find a hammer,
and I'm gonna break your hair!
401
00:21:26,243 --> 00:21:28,203
Oh, I think I need
a little exercise.
402
00:21:28,286 --> 00:21:29,871
I'll try jogging
around you.
403
00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:31,248
Try jogging around this.
404
00:21:31,331 --> 00:21:32,249
Oh, yeah?
405
00:21:32,332 --> 00:21:33,250
Yeah!
406
00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:34,251
Yeah?
407
00:21:34,334 --> 00:21:35,711
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
408
00:21:35,794 --> 00:21:38,422
Girls, stop fighting!
Why can't you two get along?!
409
00:21:38,505 --> 00:21:40,340
You don't hear us two
fighting.
410
00:21:40,424 --> 00:21:42,134
You never hear me
saying anything
411
00:21:42,217 --> 00:21:43,885
about that thing
she's wearing --
412
00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:46,388
my dear, what is that thing
that you're wearing?
413
00:21:46,471 --> 00:21:48,890
What do you mean "thing"?
This is not a "thing."
414
00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:50,684
Have you ever looked
in a mirror?
415
00:21:50,767 --> 00:21:52,269
You look like
you lost a bet!
416
00:21:52,352 --> 00:21:54,730
Well, I have quiet,
conservative, ladylike taste.
417
00:21:54,813 --> 00:21:56,273
You wouldn't understand
that.
418
00:21:56,356 --> 00:21:58,233
Taste?! Your taste
is in your mouth!
419
00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:00,235
Mouth?! Have you looked
in the mirror?!
420
00:22:00,318 --> 00:22:02,070
Yes, and I look fine!
421
00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:04,698
Well, you must have been
looking in my mirror!
422
00:22:04,781 --> 00:22:08,243
[ All arguing indistinctly ]
423
00:22:08,326 --> 00:22:09,578
Hold it, hold it,
hold it!
424
00:22:09,661 --> 00:22:11,413
Let's not forget
what we're here for.
425
00:22:11,496 --> 00:22:12,414
We're not here to argue.
426
00:22:12,497 --> 00:22:14,750
We're here because
our loved ones are proud of us
427
00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:16,251
and they want us
to help them.
428
00:22:16,334 --> 00:22:18,045
Yes, and we have to be
real troupers
429
00:22:18,128 --> 00:22:20,547
and do the very best
we can for them.
430
00:22:18,128 --> 00:22:20,547
That's right!
431
00:22:20,630 --> 00:22:23,759
All for one,
and one for all!
432
00:22:25,969 --> 00:22:28,930
That's the way we do it
on Broadway!
433
00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:30,891
That's right --
I forget who told me
434
00:22:30,974 --> 00:22:33,268
that you were really
a big, big Broadway star.
435
00:22:33,351 --> 00:22:34,394
Oh, thanks.
436
00:22:34,478 --> 00:22:37,105
Oh, yeah, I remember
who told me! You did.
437
00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:39,066
I never did
any such thing!
438
00:22:39,149 --> 00:22:41,526
Oh, yes, you did --
every 10 minutes.
439
00:22:41,610 --> 00:22:42,486
Never!
440
00:22:42,569 --> 00:22:44,237
Incessantly.
441
00:22:44,321 --> 00:22:45,989
Continuously.
442
00:22:46,073 --> 00:22:47,949
Always.
443
00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:50,410
Did you put those flowers
in your hair,
444
00:22:50,494 --> 00:22:51,787
or did they grow there?
445
00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:53,789
You look like
a potted plant.
446
00:22:53,872 --> 00:22:54,956
Don't pick on me!
447
00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:57,292
[ All arguing indistinctly ]
448
00:23:04,257 --> 00:23:05,842
[ Indistinct conversations ]
449
00:23:08,345 --> 00:23:11,181
Good evening,
ladies and gentlemen,
450
00:23:11,264 --> 00:23:15,894
and welcome to the first edition
of "the love boat follies."
451
00:23:18,855 --> 00:23:20,107
Thank you.
452
00:23:20,190 --> 00:23:23,610
Uh, we're having a few small
technical difficulties
backstage,
453
00:23:23,693 --> 00:23:25,320
but if you'll just bear with us,
454
00:23:25,403 --> 00:23:27,697
the show will begin
in just a few moments.
455
00:23:27,781 --> 00:23:30,200
Thank you.
456
00:23:30,283 --> 00:23:34,329
Technical difficulties?
I knew it.
457
00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:36,289
[ All arguing indistinctly ]
458
00:23:36,373 --> 00:23:38,834
Excuse me,
has Victor shown up yet?
459
00:23:38,917 --> 00:23:40,335
No. Maybe he's ill.
460
00:23:40,418 --> 00:23:43,672
No, he's all right.
He just won't open his door.
461
00:23:43,755 --> 00:23:45,340
Why?!
462
00:23:43,755 --> 00:23:45,340
Why?!
463
00:23:43,755 --> 00:23:45,340
Why?! What's wrong?
464
00:23:45,423 --> 00:23:46,925
Maybe we'll have to cut
his number.
465
00:23:47,008 --> 00:23:48,385
No!
466
00:23:47,008 --> 00:23:48,385
No!
467
00:23:47,008 --> 00:23:48,385
No!
468
00:23:47,008 --> 00:23:48,385
No!
469
00:23:48,468 --> 00:23:51,138
Wait, wait! Maybe I should
go down and talk to him.
470
00:23:51,221 --> 00:23:53,932
No, you have to go on.
You're in the opening number.
471
00:23:54,015 --> 00:23:56,476
Oh, right. You better
get out there right now.
472
00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:57,853
Come on, girls, let's go!
473
00:23:57,936 --> 00:23:59,729
That's right,
go on, ladies. Yes!
474
00:23:59,813 --> 00:24:01,690
Have a good show!
475
00:24:01,773 --> 00:24:05,735
[ Mid-tempo music plays ]
476
00:24:07,237 --> 00:24:11,658
♪ I'm the grrrreatest star ♪
477
00:24:11,741 --> 00:24:14,369
♪ I am by far ♪
478
00:24:14,452 --> 00:24:17,038
♪ but no one knows it! ♪
479
00:24:17,122 --> 00:24:19,875
Wait, they're going to hear
a voice.
480
00:24:19,958 --> 00:24:21,084
A silver flute.
481
00:24:21,168 --> 00:24:22,711
Ha ha ha ha!
482
00:24:22,794 --> 00:24:25,338
They'll cheer each toot.
483
00:24:25,422 --> 00:24:27,465
♪ When I expose it ♪
484
00:24:27,549 --> 00:24:29,259
♪ can't you see
to look at me ♪
485
00:24:29,342 --> 00:24:33,638
♪ that
I'm a natural Camille? ♪
486
00:24:33,722 --> 00:24:38,268
♪ As Camille, I just feel
I've so much to offer ♪
487
00:24:38,351 --> 00:24:40,353
♪ no, I'm the one
who'll be divine ♪
488
00:24:40,437 --> 00:24:43,940
♪ 'cause
I'm a natural cougher ♪
489
00:24:44,024 --> 00:24:45,775
[ Coughs lightly ]
490
00:24:45,859 --> 00:24:48,445
♪ Some ain't got it,
not a lump ♪
491
00:24:48,528 --> 00:24:50,947
♪ I'm a great big clump
of talent ♪
492
00:24:51,031 --> 00:24:53,491
Laugh, honey,
they're gonna bend in half.
493
00:24:53,575 --> 00:24:55,952
Did you hear the one
about the traveling salesman?
494
00:24:56,036 --> 00:24:57,287
♪ A thousand laughs ♪
495
00:24:57,370 --> 00:24:58,830
Stick around
for the jokes.
496
00:24:58,914 --> 00:25:00,957
♪ A thousand faces ♪
497
00:25:01,041 --> 00:25:02,626
I reiterate --
498
00:25:02,709 --> 00:25:05,086
♪ when you're gifted,
then you're gifted ♪
499
00:25:05,170 --> 00:25:09,424
♪ these are facts,
I've got no ax to grind ♪
500
00:25:09,507 --> 00:25:12,260
♪ hey, what are they, blind? ♪
501
00:25:12,344 --> 00:25:18,141
♪ In all of the world so far,
I'm the greatest star ♪
502
00:25:18,225 --> 00:25:22,145
♪ who is the pip
with pizzazz? ♪
503
00:25:22,229 --> 00:25:24,940
♪ Who is all ginger
and jazz? ♪
504
00:25:25,023 --> 00:25:27,651
♪ Who is
as glamorous as? ♪
505
00:25:27,734 --> 00:25:30,737
♪ Who's
an American beauty Rose ♪
506
00:25:30,820 --> 00:25:33,615
♪ with
an American beauty nose ♪
507
00:25:33,698 --> 00:25:36,618
♪ and ten
American beauty toes? ♪
508
00:25:36,701 --> 00:25:39,621
♪ Eyes on the target,
and wham! ♪
509
00:25:39,704 --> 00:25:43,291
♪ One shot, one gunshot,
and bam! ♪
510
00:25:43,375 --> 00:25:46,586
♪ Hey, captain stubing ♪
511
00:25:46,670 --> 00:25:51,508
♪ here I am ♪
512
00:25:51,591 --> 00:25:55,845
♪ i'm, i'm, i'm, i'm,
I'm the greatest star ♪
513
00:25:55,929 --> 00:25:58,598
♪ I am by far ♪
514
00:25:58,682 --> 00:26:02,644
♪ but no one knows it ♪
515
00:26:02,727 --> 00:26:05,188
♪ who's the best yet?
Have you guessed yet? ♪
516
00:26:05,272 --> 00:26:09,526
♪ If you ain't,
I'll tell you one more time ♪
517
00:26:09,609 --> 00:26:12,320
♪ you bet your last dime ♪
518
00:26:12,404 --> 00:26:15,490
♪ in all of the world so far ♪
519
00:26:15,573 --> 00:26:24,165
♪ I'm the greatest,
greatest sta-a-a-a-a-r ♪
520
00:26:43,768 --> 00:26:45,061
Oh, you were wonderful!
521
00:26:45,145 --> 00:26:46,062
Thank you!
522
00:26:46,146 --> 00:26:47,397
Any word from Victor?
523
00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:48,398
Not, not yet.
524
00:26:48,481 --> 00:26:51,276
But you've been closest to him.
What's wrong?
525
00:26:51,359 --> 00:26:52,652
Oh, it's a long story.
526
00:26:52,736 --> 00:26:55,363
I've got to go down to
his cabin and talk to him.
527
00:26:55,447 --> 00:26:56,489
He has to go on.
528
00:26:56,573 --> 00:26:58,867
Well, Mrs. Smith,
it's our cruise show.
529
00:26:58,950 --> 00:27:01,077
It's probably not
that important to him.
530
00:27:01,161 --> 00:27:02,245
Oh, yes, it is.
531
00:27:02,329 --> 00:27:05,248
This is the most important show
that Victor will ever do.
532
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,752
Let's see --
gopher and doc.
533
00:27:08,835 --> 00:27:10,045
You were magnificent!
534
00:27:10,128 --> 00:27:12,380
Oh, thanks, doc.
I'm glad you liked it.
535
00:27:12,464 --> 00:27:13,256
What a number!
536
00:27:13,340 --> 00:27:14,132
Oh, it was fun!
537
00:27:14,215 --> 00:27:16,551
Come on. Gopher, doc,
you guys are on.
538
00:27:16,634 --> 00:27:17,844
I am not going on
with you!
539
00:27:17,927 --> 00:27:19,554
The reason
you're not going on with me
540
00:27:19,637 --> 00:27:21,222
is because I'm not going on
with you.
541
00:27:21,306 --> 00:27:23,183
Oh, come on. You two
are acting like children!
542
00:27:23,266 --> 00:27:25,018
You're right.
We are acting like children.
543
00:27:25,101 --> 00:27:26,686
But I'm acting
like a sensible child.
544
00:27:26,770 --> 00:27:28,438
He's acting like
a spoiled, stupid child.
545
00:27:28,521 --> 00:27:31,608
[ Introduction plays ]
546
00:27:28,521 --> 00:27:31,608
Guys,
that's your music!
547
00:27:31,691 --> 00:27:35,070
All right. I will sing with you
and I will dance with you.
548
00:27:35,153 --> 00:27:37,072
But I will not
talk with you!
549
00:27:37,155 --> 00:27:39,866
All right, doc,
go out there and break a leg!
550
00:27:39,949 --> 00:27:43,203
I'll do better than that.
I'll break both his legs!
551
00:27:46,206 --> 00:27:50,418
[ Up-tempo music plays ]
552
00:27:50,502 --> 00:27:52,420
♪ I don't care
where I'm going ♪
553
00:27:52,504 --> 00:27:54,881
♪ just as long
as I'm with you ♪
554
00:27:54,964 --> 00:27:57,258
♪ put it there, pal ♪
555
00:27:57,342 --> 00:27:59,594
♪ put it there ♪
556
00:27:59,677 --> 00:28:01,763
♪ I'll be just like
your ex-wives ♪
557
00:28:01,846 --> 00:28:03,848
♪ and I'll stick to you
like glue ♪
558
00:28:03,932 --> 00:28:05,558
♪ put it there, pal ♪
559
00:28:05,642 --> 00:28:08,103
♪ put it there ♪
560
00:28:08,186 --> 00:28:10,438
♪ since you became
the purser ♪
561
00:28:10,522 --> 00:28:12,899
♪ captain stubing
lost his hair ♪
562
00:28:12,982 --> 00:28:15,151
♪ each time
you treat a passenger ♪
563
00:28:15,235 --> 00:28:17,195
♪ the captain
says a prayer ♪
564
00:28:17,278 --> 00:28:19,406
♪ when you were jailed
in Curaçao ♪
565
00:28:19,489 --> 00:28:21,408
♪ I shoulda
left you there ♪!
566
00:28:21,491 --> 00:28:23,701
♪ You're faithful
and you're fair ♪
567
00:28:23,785 --> 00:28:28,248
♪ put it th-e-e-e-e-ere ♪
568
00:28:28,331 --> 00:28:30,333
♪ you went and changed
my stateroom ♪
569
00:28:30,417 --> 00:28:32,502
♪ to a cabin in the hold ♪
570
00:28:32,585 --> 00:28:34,796
♪ put it there, pal ♪
571
00:28:34,879 --> 00:28:36,840
♪ put it there ♪
572
00:28:36,923 --> 00:28:39,259
♪ you took out my appendix ♪
573
00:28:39,342 --> 00:28:41,636
♪ when I only had a cold! ♪
574
00:28:41,719 --> 00:28:43,680
♪ Put it there, pal ♪
575
00:28:43,763 --> 00:28:45,974
♪ put it there ♪
576
00:28:46,057 --> 00:28:48,101
♪ your face
could make a fortune ♪
577
00:28:48,184 --> 00:28:50,478
♪ just your nose
should make a lot ♪
578
00:28:50,562 --> 00:28:53,231
♪ I like the way you wear those
gaudy-colored shirts you got ♪
579
00:28:53,314 --> 00:28:55,024
Thanks.
580
00:28:55,108 --> 00:28:59,195
♪ The only time a rainbow
ever covered up a pot ♪
581
00:28:59,279 --> 00:29:01,322
♪ we make a perfect pair ♪
582
00:29:01,406 --> 00:29:03,700
♪ put it there ♪
583
00:29:03,783 --> 00:29:05,076
My shipmate!
584
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:06,161
My crony!
585
00:29:06,244 --> 00:29:07,203
My Bo's'n!
586
00:29:07,287 --> 00:29:08,288
My gob!
587
00:29:08,371 --> 00:29:09,497
Old shellback!
588
00:29:09,581 --> 00:29:10,540
Old sea dog!
589
00:29:10,623 --> 00:29:12,000
Old skipper!
590
00:29:12,083 --> 00:29:13,168
Old slob!
591
00:29:13,251 --> 00:29:15,003
♪ Like pacific
and Atlantic ♪
592
00:29:15,086 --> 00:29:17,505
♪ like iceberg
and Titanic ♪
593
00:29:19,048 --> 00:29:21,551
♪ don't put it in the paper ♪
594
00:29:21,634 --> 00:29:23,678
♪ don't put it on the air ♪
595
00:29:23,761 --> 00:29:25,722
♪ don't put it on the shelf ♪
596
00:29:25,805 --> 00:29:30,894
♪ put it th-e-e-e-e-e-e-ere ♪
597
00:29:43,281 --> 00:29:46,409
I got to change for my number.
Wish me luck, dad.
598
00:29:46,493 --> 00:29:49,537
You don't need luck.
You've got everything.
599
00:29:56,002 --> 00:29:58,213
[ Knock on door ]
600
00:29:58,296 --> 00:30:00,256
Victor, I'm not leaving
until you speak to me!
601
00:30:00,340 --> 00:30:01,341
Open the door!
602
00:30:01,424 --> 00:30:04,719
[ Sighs ] Well, well,
a member of my adoring public.
603
00:30:04,802 --> 00:30:06,721
Sorry,
no autographs today.
604
00:30:06,804 --> 00:30:09,557
Oh, please, Victor,
I want to talk to you.
605
00:30:09,641 --> 00:30:12,393
I know -- you've come
to sober up the star
606
00:30:12,477 --> 00:30:14,062
in time to save the show.
607
00:30:14,145 --> 00:30:17,190
Ah, they don't make movies
like that anymore...
608
00:30:17,273 --> 00:30:19,567
For which
we're all very grateful.
609
00:30:19,651 --> 00:30:22,529
But they're waiting for you
onstage!
610
00:30:22,612 --> 00:30:24,864
Ah, come on, roz,
haven't you heard?
611
00:30:24,948 --> 00:30:26,616
I'm a has-been,
a failure.
612
00:30:26,699 --> 00:30:29,869
Well, what are you gonna do,
just turn away and quit?
613
00:30:29,953 --> 00:30:32,288
Haven't you got that
backwards?
614
00:30:32,372 --> 00:30:33,248
They quit me.
615
00:30:33,331 --> 00:30:36,459
"Victor moncrief?
I thought he was dead."
616
00:30:36,543 --> 00:30:38,253
"Only in show business."
617
00:30:38,336 --> 00:30:41,089
When are you going to stop
feeling sorry for yourself?!
618
00:30:41,172 --> 00:30:42,090
Probably never.
619
00:30:42,173 --> 00:30:43,633
And why does that
concern you?
620
00:30:43,716 --> 00:30:46,427
Because you're the first man
I ever really loved.
621
00:30:46,511 --> 00:30:52,392
And in spite of everything...
I probably always will.
622
00:30:52,475 --> 00:30:53,434
Oh, roz.
623
00:30:53,518 --> 00:30:57,272
Oh, Victor, forget the past.
You can't change it.
624
00:30:57,355 --> 00:30:59,649
But you can shape
the future.
625
00:30:59,732 --> 00:31:02,110
♪ I had a dream ♪
626
00:31:02,193 --> 00:31:07,615
♪ a dream about you, baby ♪
627
00:31:07,699 --> 00:31:09,784
♪ I had a dream ♪
628
00:31:09,867 --> 00:31:12,287
♪ it's gonna come true ♪
629
00:31:12,370 --> 00:31:14,956
♪ they think
that we're through ♪
630
00:31:15,039 --> 00:31:18,334
♪ but, baby ♪
631
00:31:18,418 --> 00:31:23,298
♪ you'll...be...swell ♪
632
00:31:23,381 --> 00:31:25,466
♪ you'll be great ♪
633
00:31:25,550 --> 00:31:29,470
♪ gonna have the whole world
on a plate ♪
634
00:31:29,554 --> 00:31:33,600
♪ startin' here,
startin' now ♪
635
00:31:33,683 --> 00:31:41,649
♪ honey, everything's
comin' up roses ♪
636
00:31:41,733 --> 00:31:45,653
♪ clear the decks,
clear the tracks ♪
637
00:31:45,737 --> 00:31:49,324
♪ you got nothin' to do
but relax ♪
638
00:31:49,407 --> 00:31:53,911
♪ blow a kiss, take a bow ♪
639
00:31:53,995 --> 00:32:02,045
♪ honey, everything's
comin' up roses ♪
640
00:32:02,128 --> 00:32:06,841
♪ now's your inning ♪
641
00:32:06,924 --> 00:32:10,845
♪ stand the world
on its ear ♪
642
00:32:10,928 --> 00:32:14,390
♪ set it spinning ♪
643
00:32:14,474 --> 00:32:17,644
♪ that'll be
just the beginning ♪
644
00:32:17,727 --> 00:32:21,731
♪ curtain up,
light the lights ♪
645
00:32:21,814 --> 00:32:25,818
♪ you've got nothin' to hit
but the heights ♪
646
00:32:25,902 --> 00:32:29,822
♪ you'll be swell,
you'll be great ♪
647
00:32:29,906 --> 00:32:33,743
♪ I can tell,
just you wait ♪
648
00:32:33,826 --> 00:32:41,876
♪ that lucky star
I talk about is du-u-u-u-e ♪
649
00:32:41,959 --> 00:32:50,009
♪ honey, everything's coming up
roses and daffodils ♪
650
00:32:50,093 --> 00:32:57,850
♪ everything's coming up
sunshine and Santa claus ♪
651
00:32:57,934 --> 00:33:05,566
♪ everything's gotta be
bright lights and lollipops ♪
652
00:33:05,650 --> 00:33:11,197
♪ everything's
coming up roses ♪
653
00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:13,408
♪ for me ♪
654
00:33:13,491 --> 00:33:22,625
♪ and for yo-o-o-o-o-o-o-u ♪
655
00:33:30,007 --> 00:33:32,051
And now, ladies and gentlemen,
656
00:33:32,135 --> 00:33:34,929
the love boat's
very own sweethearts,
657
00:33:35,012 --> 00:33:37,140
Vicki stubing and Julie McCoy!
658
00:33:37,223 --> 00:33:38,808
[ Cheers and applause ]
659
00:33:38,891 --> 00:33:41,769
[ Up-tempo music plays ]
660
00:33:44,522 --> 00:33:47,650
♪ Passengers come,
passengers go ♪
661
00:33:47,734 --> 00:33:50,319
♪ faces that blend
in the crowd ♪
662
00:33:50,403 --> 00:33:53,156
♪ searching for fun
and romance ♪
663
00:33:53,239 --> 00:33:56,367
♪ but nobody gives us a glance ♪
664
00:33:56,451 --> 00:33:57,827
♪ cruising's a joy ♪
665
00:33:57,910 --> 00:33:59,162
♪ if there's a boy ♪
666
00:33:59,245 --> 00:34:01,789
♪ sharing the pleasures at sea ♪
667
00:34:01,873 --> 00:34:04,667
♪ but all of the guys
we behold ♪
668
00:34:04,751 --> 00:34:07,211
♪ are either too young ♪
669
00:34:07,295 --> 00:34:10,631
♪ or too o-o-o-old ♪
670
00:34:10,715 --> 00:34:13,634
♪ to ho-o-o-o-o-ld ♪
671
00:34:13,718 --> 00:34:19,348
♪ I am just a little girl
who's looking for a little boy ♪
672
00:34:19,432 --> 00:34:25,480
♪ who's looking for a girl
to love ♪
673
00:34:25,563 --> 00:34:28,483
♪ tell me, please,
where can he be? ♪
674
00:34:28,566 --> 00:34:31,152
♪ The loving
he will bring to me ♪
675
00:34:31,235 --> 00:34:37,158
♪ the Harmony I'm dreaming of ♪
676
00:34:37,241 --> 00:34:40,286
♪ it will be goodbye,
I know ♪
677
00:34:40,369 --> 00:34:43,206
♪ to my tale of woe ♪
678
00:34:43,289 --> 00:34:46,793
♪ when he says hello ♪
679
00:34:46,876 --> 00:34:48,878
♪ so ♪
680
00:34:48,961 --> 00:34:54,675
♪ I am just a little girl
who's looking for a little boy ♪
681
00:34:54,759 --> 00:35:00,389
♪ who's looking for a girl
to love ♪
682
00:35:00,473 --> 00:35:03,184
♪ to us, romance is a fable ♪
683
00:35:03,267 --> 00:35:06,312
♪ we're ready, willing,
and able ♪
684
00:35:06,395 --> 00:35:11,901
♪ and not very fussy,
it's true ♪
685
00:35:11,984 --> 00:35:15,196
♪ but as long as
he's breathing ♪
686
00:35:15,279 --> 00:35:20,159
♪ and no longer teething,
he'll do ♪
687
00:35:20,243 --> 00:35:23,037
♪ he'll d-o-o-o-o-o ♪
688
00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:26,082
♪ so, I am just a little girl ♪
689
00:35:26,165 --> 00:35:29,043
♪ who is looking for
a little boy ♪
690
00:35:29,126 --> 00:35:32,421
♪ who is looking for a girl ♪
691
00:35:32,505 --> 00:35:35,258
♪ an extra-special girl ♪
692
00:35:35,341 --> 00:35:44,767
♪ who's looking for a girl
to lo-o-o-o-o-ve ♪
693
00:35:49,146 --> 00:35:51,732
Wonderful! Wonderful!
694
00:35:59,031 --> 00:36:01,951
Now what are we gonna do?
It's time for Victor's number.
695
00:36:02,034 --> 00:36:04,537
Looks like we're gonna
have to cut the number.
696
00:36:04,620 --> 00:36:07,874
Oh, we can't do that.
Nobody's ready
for the finale yet.
697
00:36:12,170 --> 00:36:13,963
Why the delay?!
What's the problem?!
698
00:36:14,046 --> 00:36:16,257
Well, sir, Victor says
he won't do the show.
699
00:36:16,340 --> 00:36:19,427
That's terrible!
That'll ruin the entire show!
700
00:36:16,340 --> 00:36:19,427
I know.
701
00:36:19,510 --> 00:36:22,805
Where are we gonna find someone
that knows the lyrics to all the
songs, all the dance steps?!
702
00:36:22,889 --> 00:36:26,851
Especially that tricky little
turn in the last eight bars.
703
00:36:28,352 --> 00:36:30,771
I think we've found
our new star!
704
00:36:30,855 --> 00:36:32,064
No! No!
705
00:36:32,148 --> 00:36:35,443
Sir, I have heard you practicing
ever since we left Los Angeles.
706
00:36:35,526 --> 00:36:38,487
Gopher!
707
00:36:35,526 --> 00:36:38,487
It's only fair, sir,
that if this show is a flop,
708
00:36:38,571 --> 00:36:40,573
the captain goes down
with his ship.
709
00:36:40,656 --> 00:36:42,116
[ All shouting indistinctly ]
710
00:36:42,199 --> 00:36:43,951
Come on, captain,
you can do it!
711
00:36:44,035 --> 00:36:45,870
You're going out there
a captain,
712
00:36:45,953 --> 00:36:47,622
but you're coming back
a star!
713
00:36:47,705 --> 00:36:49,415
Yeah!
714
00:36:47,705 --> 00:36:49,415
Yeah!
715
00:36:47,705 --> 00:36:49,415
Yeah!
716
00:36:47,705 --> 00:36:49,415
Yeah!
717
00:36:49,498 --> 00:36:53,669
[ Up-tempo music plays ]
718
00:36:53,753 --> 00:36:56,130
♪ Once, my clothes were shabby ♪
719
00:36:56,213 --> 00:36:58,591
♪ tailors called me "cabby" ♪
720
00:36:58,674 --> 00:37:01,010
♪ so I took the vow ♪
721
00:37:01,093 --> 00:37:03,471
♪ said, "this bum
will be Beau brummell" ♪
722
00:37:03,554 --> 00:37:05,681
♪ now I'm smooth and snappy ♪
723
00:37:05,765 --> 00:37:07,975
♪ now my tailor's happy ♪
724
00:37:08,059 --> 00:37:10,186
♪ I'm the cat's meow ♪
725
00:37:10,269 --> 00:37:14,523
♪ my wardrobe is a wow! ♪
726
00:37:16,692 --> 00:37:19,028
♪ Got my tweed pressed ♪
727
00:37:19,111 --> 00:37:21,447
♪ got my best vest ♪
728
00:37:21,530 --> 00:37:26,160
♪ all I need now is the girl ♪
729
00:37:26,243 --> 00:37:28,496
♪ got my striped tie ♪
730
00:37:28,579 --> 00:37:30,498
♪ got my hopes high ♪
731
00:37:30,581 --> 00:37:33,918
♪ got the time and the place,
and I got rhythm ♪
732
00:37:34,001 --> 00:37:36,170
♪ now all I need's
the girl to go with them ♪
733
00:37:36,253 --> 00:37:39,215
♪ if she'll just appear ♪
734
00:37:39,298 --> 00:37:45,137
♪ we'll take this big town
for a whirl ♪
735
00:37:45,221 --> 00:37:47,014
♪ and if she'll say ♪
736
00:37:47,098 --> 00:37:48,683
♪ my darling, I'm yours ♪
737
00:37:48,766 --> 00:37:51,852
♪ I'll throw away
my striped tie ♪
738
00:37:51,936 --> 00:37:54,355
♪ and my best pressed tweed ♪
739
00:37:54,438 --> 00:37:58,359
♪ all I really need
is the girl! ♪
740
00:38:24,802 --> 00:38:26,095
♪ If you'll just say ♪
741
00:38:26,178 --> 00:38:28,389
♪ my darling, I'm yours ♪
742
00:38:28,472 --> 00:38:31,892
♪ I'll throw away my socks,
my shirt, my tie, my vest ♪
743
00:38:31,976 --> 00:38:33,936
♪ my bvds and all the rest ♪
744
00:38:34,020 --> 00:38:39,191
♪ 'cause all I need
to follow my lead ♪
745
00:38:39,275 --> 00:38:44,572
♪ all I need
is the gi-i-i-i-rl ♪
746
00:38:57,043 --> 00:38:59,128
I couldn't have written it
better.
747
00:38:59,211 --> 00:39:00,296
You didn't.
748
00:39:00,379 --> 00:39:03,966
[ Cheers and applause ]
749
00:39:04,050 --> 00:39:07,219
Thank you very much,
ladies and gentlemen.
750
00:39:07,303 --> 00:39:09,221
Thank you for the applause.
751
00:39:09,305 --> 00:39:11,974
But the man
who deserves the credit
752
00:39:12,058 --> 00:39:15,519
is the one who pulled
this whole show together,
753
00:39:15,603 --> 00:39:17,897
Mr. Victor moncrief!
754
00:39:17,980 --> 00:39:20,649
[ Cheers and applause ]
755
00:39:26,572 --> 00:39:29,450
Thank you. I could listen
to your applause all night.
756
00:39:29,533 --> 00:39:31,452
But our grand finale
is coming up.
757
00:39:31,535 --> 00:39:33,204
Captain,
would you join us?
758
00:39:33,287 --> 00:39:34,288
Absolutely.
759
00:39:34,371 --> 00:39:36,957
And now
for our grand finale!
760
00:39:37,041 --> 00:39:39,210
[ Cheers and applause ]
761
00:39:39,293 --> 00:39:41,921
[ Up-tempo music plays ]
762
00:40:02,733 --> 00:40:06,153
♪ Want to sing a show tune ♪
763
00:40:06,237 --> 00:40:09,990
♪ good old Broadway show tune ♪
764
00:40:10,074 --> 00:40:13,536
♪ nothing that has no tune ♪
765
00:40:13,619 --> 00:40:15,121
♪ something that has heart ♪
766
00:40:15,204 --> 00:40:16,664
♪ you gotta have heart ♪
767
00:40:16,747 --> 00:40:18,415
♪ something you can strum
or can hum by the hour ♪
768
00:40:18,499 --> 00:40:20,042
♪ lots of heart ♪
769
00:40:20,126 --> 00:40:21,919
♪ something kind of light
that's as bright as a flower ♪
770
00:40:22,002 --> 00:40:23,504
♪ miles of heart ♪
771
00:40:23,587 --> 00:40:27,341
♪ something with a tune
you can croon in the shower ♪
772
00:40:27,424 --> 00:40:30,386
♪ to help the day start ♪
773
00:40:30,469 --> 00:40:33,305
And now, ladies and gentlemen,
in recognition
774
00:40:33,389 --> 00:40:36,767
of the fabulous ports of call
the love boat travels to,
775
00:40:36,851 --> 00:40:39,603
here are four glamorous envoys
of goodwill.
776
00:40:39,687 --> 00:40:42,064
First, may I present to you
777
00:40:42,148 --> 00:40:45,651
the enchanting queen
of the Caribbean!
778
00:40:45,734 --> 00:40:49,155
[ Cheers and applause ]
779
00:40:53,784 --> 00:41:00,416
♪ Hats off, here they come,
those beautiful girls ♪
780
00:41:00,499 --> 00:41:07,173
♪ that's what
you've been waiting for ♪
781
00:41:07,256 --> 00:41:10,926
[ Cheers and applause ]
782
00:41:11,010 --> 00:41:12,761
And now, to melt your heart,
783
00:41:12,845 --> 00:41:16,015
meet the hottest attraction
from the frozen north.
784
00:41:16,098 --> 00:41:17,850
Here is the dazzling
miss Alaska!
785
00:41:17,933 --> 00:41:21,729
[ Cheers and applause ]
786
00:41:28,152 --> 00:41:34,909
♪ Nature never fashioned
a flower so fair ♪
787
00:41:34,992 --> 00:41:38,454
♪ no Rose can compare ♪
788
00:41:38,537 --> 00:41:42,374
♪ nothing respectable,
half so delectable ♪
789
00:41:48,214 --> 00:41:50,591
And next,
from south of the border,
790
00:41:50,674 --> 00:41:53,260
a lady who is
everybody's good neighbor,
791
00:41:53,344 --> 00:41:55,971
the radiant miss acapulco!
792
00:41:56,055 --> 00:42:01,810
♪ Caution, on your guard
with beautiful girls ♪
793
00:42:01,894 --> 00:42:06,774
♪ flawless charmers,
every one ♪
794
00:42:06,857 --> 00:42:08,901
[ Latin music plays ]
795
00:42:13,948 --> 00:42:16,158
Last, through the locks
of the Panama canal
796
00:42:16,242 --> 00:42:18,702
comes the beautiful symbol
of tropical paradise,
797
00:42:18,786 --> 00:42:20,496
the exquisite miss Panama canal!
798
00:42:20,579 --> 00:42:23,582
♪ This is how Samson was shorn ♪
799
00:42:23,666 --> 00:42:27,002
♪ each in her style
of Delilah reborn ♪
800
00:42:27,086 --> 00:42:30,172
♪ each a gem, a beautiful ♪
801
00:42:30,256 --> 00:42:33,342
♪ diadem of beautiful ♪
802
00:42:33,425 --> 00:42:40,015
♪ welcome them,
the beautiful gi-i-i-i-i-rls ♪
803
00:42:42,351 --> 00:42:45,521
♪ you can keep
those rock songs ♪
804
00:42:45,604 --> 00:42:49,316
♪ I don't need
those schlock songs ♪
805
00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:52,444
♪ only summer stock songs ♪
806
00:42:52,528 --> 00:42:55,656
♪ set me tappin' my toe ♪
807
00:42:55,739 --> 00:42:59,576
♪ how we love to sing a ditty
that's witty and styling ♪
808
00:42:59,660 --> 00:43:03,122
♪ something just finessed
for a rest or enjoyment ♪
809
00:43:03,205 --> 00:43:06,333
♪ want to sing a show tune ♪
810
00:43:06,417 --> 00:43:09,837
♪ a lerner and a lowe tune ♪
811
00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:12,840
♪ gotta sing a show tune ♪
812
00:43:12,923 --> 00:43:21,056
♪ from a Broadway sho-o-o-o-w ♪
813
00:44:00,304 --> 00:44:03,599
I'm sure everything is
all right with uncle Elliot.
814
00:44:03,682 --> 00:44:06,727
No. Something happened to him.
I can feel it.
815
00:44:06,810 --> 00:44:09,730
Excuse me. We're looking
for a Mrs. Banning.
816
00:44:09,813 --> 00:44:10,981
I'm Mrs. Banning.
817
00:44:11,065 --> 00:44:13,317
The wife
of Mr. Elliot banning?
818
00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:16,779
I knew it. Something horrible
has happened to Elliot.
819
00:44:16,862 --> 00:44:17,988
I knew it!
820
00:44:18,072 --> 00:44:22,076
Mrs. Banning, I've been
instructed to deliver
this to you.
821
00:44:22,159 --> 00:44:24,953
Oh, my goodness,
what's happened to him?!
822
00:44:25,037 --> 00:44:27,706
Aunt Sylvia,
it looks like a present.
823
00:44:27,790 --> 00:44:30,751
[ Gasps ]
824
00:44:30,834 --> 00:44:33,420
Oh, my!
825
00:44:33,504 --> 00:44:35,547
It's so gaudy!
826
00:44:35,631 --> 00:44:37,758
I just love it!
827
00:44:37,841 --> 00:44:39,551
Oh, listen.
828
00:44:39,635 --> 00:44:43,931
"My dearest darling, I'm sorry
I've been out of touch,
829
00:44:44,014 --> 00:44:46,350
"but I had to go
to Africa
830
00:44:46,433 --> 00:44:49,728
"to buy the world's
largest diamond mine.
831
00:44:49,812 --> 00:44:52,731
"And as a token
of my love for you,
832
00:44:52,815 --> 00:44:54,817
I'm naming it the Sylvia."
833
00:44:54,900 --> 00:44:57,111
Isn't that touching?
834
00:44:57,194 --> 00:44:59,405
My own diamond mine.
835
00:44:59,488 --> 00:45:02,741
Now instead of
having to keep bothering
836
00:45:02,825 --> 00:45:06,662
those poor, dear,
overworked Tiffany's salesmen,
837
00:45:06,745 --> 00:45:09,957
I can go right into
my own diamond mine
838
00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:12,459
and shovel out
what I need.
839
00:45:12,543 --> 00:45:16,213
Oh, gee!
840
00:45:16,296 --> 00:45:18,132
Julie: Bye.
841
00:45:18,215 --> 00:45:20,092
[ Laughs ]
842
00:45:23,595 --> 00:45:25,431
Mom, it's been great
to see you.
843
00:45:25,514 --> 00:45:27,433
You were so fantastic
in the show.
844
00:45:27,516 --> 00:45:30,352
Well, let's face it --
the others were fantastic, too.
845
00:45:30,436 --> 00:45:32,604
I think they all tied
for second place.
846
00:45:32,688 --> 00:45:33,939
[ Laughs ]
847
00:45:34,022 --> 00:45:35,107
Uh-oh.
848
00:45:35,190 --> 00:45:36,483
Oh.
849
00:45:36,567 --> 00:45:37,901
Goodbye, Isaac.
850
00:45:37,985 --> 00:45:39,695
Goodbye, Mr. Bigelow.
851
00:45:39,778 --> 00:45:41,989
Goodbye, Millie.
852
00:45:42,072 --> 00:45:44,491
You broke my heart.
853
00:45:44,575 --> 00:45:47,494
Oh, Lionel!
You'll get over it.
854
00:45:47,578 --> 00:45:52,374
And we're gonna be friends --
I mean really good friends.
855
00:45:52,458 --> 00:45:55,377
But remember, this is not
a friendship ring.
856
00:45:55,461 --> 00:45:57,379
Ooh!
857
00:45:57,463 --> 00:45:59,381
Bye-bye, baby.
858
00:45:59,465 --> 00:46:01,550
See you, honey.
859
00:46:01,633 --> 00:46:02,885
Bye-bye.
860
00:46:02,968 --> 00:46:06,346
Millie, Millie!
861
00:46:06,430 --> 00:46:08,891
Connie, Trish, it was so good
seeing you again.
862
00:46:08,974 --> 00:46:10,642
I hope you had
a good time.
863
00:46:10,726 --> 00:46:13,353
Oh, it was a lot of fun,
but it was a lot of work.
864
00:46:13,437 --> 00:46:14,396
This is the first time
865
00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:17,316
I've ever left a cruise ship
needing a vacation!
866
00:46:17,399 --> 00:46:19,318
Trish! Just wanted
to say goodbye.
867
00:46:19,401 --> 00:46:22,696
And I hope I'll see a lot more
of you when this cruise is over.
868
00:46:22,779 --> 00:46:24,323
Hey,
I just wanted to say,
869
00:46:24,406 --> 00:46:26,909
if you two would like
to continue your romance,
870
00:46:26,992 --> 00:46:28,160
you have my blessing.
871
00:46:28,243 --> 00:46:29,369
Oh, gee, thanks, doc.
872
00:46:29,453 --> 00:46:31,205
That sounds like
a lot of fun,
873
00:46:31,288 --> 00:46:34,333
but I don't think my boyfriend
back home is gonna like it.
874
00:46:34,416 --> 00:46:36,543
Boyfriend?!
875
00:46:34,416 --> 00:46:36,543
Boyfriend?!
876
00:46:36,627 --> 00:46:38,045
Well, how come --
877
00:46:38,128 --> 00:46:39,505
you never asked.
878
00:46:39,588 --> 00:46:42,132
Come on, Trish.
[ Laughs ]
879
00:46:44,009 --> 00:46:46,845
Are you just gonna stand there
with your mouth open,
880
00:46:46,929 --> 00:46:49,223
or are you gonna
kiss your mother goodbye?
881
00:46:49,306 --> 00:46:50,557
Oh! Bye, mom.
882
00:46:50,641 --> 00:46:53,060
Hope you can come back
for next year's show.
883
00:46:53,143 --> 00:46:55,437
I will, but only
if I get one thing.
884
00:46:55,521 --> 00:46:57,397
What's that?
885
00:46:55,521 --> 00:46:57,397
An invitation.
886
00:46:57,481 --> 00:46:58,815
Ah.
887
00:46:57,481 --> 00:46:58,815
Goodbye, doc.
888
00:46:58,899 --> 00:47:00,567
Goodbye, roz.
889
00:47:02,027 --> 00:47:03,403
Oh, e-excuse me.
890
00:47:03,487 --> 00:47:05,280
Goodbye, son.
891
00:47:03,487 --> 00:47:05,280
Bye.
892
00:47:05,364 --> 00:47:08,492
Victor...
I've been looking for you.
893
00:47:08,575 --> 00:47:11,245
I didn't want you to leave
without saying goodbye.
894
00:47:11,328 --> 00:47:13,747
Roz, I couldn't leave
without saying goodbye,
895
00:47:13,830 --> 00:47:16,208
because we're never
going to say goodbye.
896
00:47:17,960 --> 00:47:19,586
Come on.
897
00:47:22,548 --> 00:47:26,635
Well, Vicki, our crew has some
really terrific relatives --
898
00:47:26,718 --> 00:47:29,096
mothers, aunts,
mothers-in-law.
899
00:47:29,179 --> 00:47:31,473
And a really great father,
too.
900
00:47:31,557 --> 00:47:32,599
Thank you.
901
00:47:32,683 --> 00:47:33,767
You're welcome.
902
00:47:33,850 --> 00:47:34,601
Okay.
903
00:47:34,685 --> 00:47:37,271
Oh, captain stubing,
thank you so much
904
00:47:37,354 --> 00:47:39,398
for letting us put on
the show.
905
00:47:39,481 --> 00:47:42,859
We're sorry if it took too much
time away from our jobs.
906
00:47:42,943 --> 00:47:44,486
♪ I knew we could do it ♪
907
00:47:44,570 --> 00:47:46,196
♪ there was nothin' to it ♪
908
00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:48,240
♪ we ought to do one
every year ♪
909
00:47:48,323 --> 00:47:49,616
Right!
910
00:47:48,323 --> 00:47:49,616
Right!
911
00:47:48,323 --> 00:47:49,616
Right!
912
00:47:48,323 --> 00:47:49,616
Right!
913
00:47:49,700 --> 00:47:53,245
♪ We gave it a go,
and what do you know? ♪
914
00:47:53,328 --> 00:47:55,455
♪ We put the show on ♪
915
00:47:55,539 --> 00:48:02,504
♪ right he-e-e-e-e-re ♪
65853
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