Original subtitles

♪ Love ♪

♪ exciting and new ♪

♪ come aboard ♪

♪ we're expecting you ♪

♪ and love ♪

♪ life's sweetest reward ♪

♪ let it flow ♪

♪ it floats back to you ♪

♪ the love boat ♪

♪ soon will be making another run ♪

♪ the love boat ♪

♪ promises something for everyone ♪

♪ set a course for adventure ♪

♪ your mind on a new romance ♪

♪ and love ♪

♪ won't hurt anymore ♪

♪ it's an open smile ♪

♪ on a friendly shore ♪

♪ it's love ♪

♪ welcome aboard, it's l-o-o-o-ove ♪

This may be heresy coming from me,

but flying isn't a bad way to travel.

Hmm. Until you want to step outside

for a breath of fresh air.

Hi.

Hi.

Dad, I'm so excited I can't stand it.

Ladies and gentlemen,

we are now making our final approach into Sydney.

From all of us to all of you, welcome to Australia.

Thank you!

South sea islands, here we come.

We're lucky our ship's in dry dock.

I know guys who'd kill for an assignment like this.

No wonder Julie spent her whole vacation down here.

I can't wait to see her.

Look!

Merrill: Oh, that's one beautiful city.

There's the Sydney opera house...

And the harbor bridge.

And there's the sea Princess, the ship that we're going on.

That's us...From one Princess to another.

[ Banjo Patterson's "waltzing Matilda" plays ]

Hey, uh, you guys better brush up on your Australian.

You know there's gonna be a lot of Australians onboard.

I got news for you, my friend.

They speak English in Australia.

Oh, really?

Do either of you guys know what "wacko" means?

"Bartender."

Very funny. Very funny. "Wacko" means "good."

And you guys are going to be in trouble

unless you study this thing.

Isaac, be a wacko friend and get lost.

Has Julie come onboard yet?

No, I haven't seen her anywhere.

Gopher: The last I heard was on a postcard three weeks ago.

She and her friend Tony were having a wonderful time

exploring Australia.

Do you think they're still serious about each other?

I don't know. Let me know when she arrives.

Okay.

Sure.

Can I help you, miss?

Oh! Oh, you're in uniform.

Well, it's required. I'm the ship's doctor.

Well, doctor...

I've never been on a ship before.

Really?

No, I've never been on a vacation before...

Anywhere.

Do you think it's safe?

"Safe"?

I-I mean for... A single person.

Oh, safe from men.

Well, I read about...

Shipboard romeos.

Oh, you can spot 'em a mile away.

Just watch out for...

"How 'bout a nightcap?"

And, um, "can I walk you to your cabin?"

[ Laughs ]

I see.

Anybody bothers you, you come straight to me.

Deal?

Deal.

Have a pleasant cruise.

Thank you.

Oh! Oh!

Hello, pretty lady.

Could you, uh, help me find my cabin?

No! I'm sorry!

Excuse me.

I packed my glasses.

I can't see a thing without them.

Oh, certainly.

Mr. Sutton, you're on "a" deck, cabin 116.

That's up to the right.

Thank you very much.

Uh, Mr. Sutton.

Ah...

"'A' deck, 116." Thank you.

Oh, sir, listen, while you're here,

let me give you, uh, your dinner sitting.

Ah.

Here's a schedule of our stops.

Here's our activity schedule.

Oh, and this little item is a raffle ticket.

You might win a bicycle.

I'll tell you what. You keep that.

Not much use for a bicycle

on a cattle ranch in New Zealand, is there?

Oh, you work on a ranch?

Worse -- I own one.

Again, thank you very much.

Hi, can I help you?

Not half as much as he can, honey.

Oh! Mr. Sutton forgot his glasses.

What do you think, man? Do anything for me?

Whoo, they make you look intelligent.

These are strange.

There's just plain glass in there.

Why would he wear these?

I don't know,

especially since he already looks intelligent.

Excuse me.

Yes.

We're looking for the veranda deck.

Yes, that's two decks up.

I'm captain stubing. Welcome aboard.

Oh! It's nice to meet you, captain.

I'm Dr. Barry Madison,

and this is my colleague, Dr. Jill McGraw.

We're anthropologists on the endler expedition.

Oh, yes, we've been expecting you.

Fascinating business you're in.

Well, it's just another incredible journey

in the quest of primitive man

and his strange and exotic customs.

For instance, did you know in certain Fijian tribes,

a man will simply carry off the woman of his choice

and then later negotiate the deal with her father?

Before you get any fancy ideas, Barry,

remember -- my father's a cop in Chicago.

[ Laughs ]

Well, if I can help you with anything, within reason,

don't hesitate to call.

Thank you.

Doctor.

Thank you.

I'm really looking forward to this trip, you know?

Professor endler knows the south sea customs

like the back of his hand.

Uh, speaking of hands, Jill,

shouldn't we pick out your engagement ring soon?

Barry, I told you I needed time to think.

I can't make this decision overnight.

You call three years, six months, and five days

of steady dating "overnight"?

Well, time is relative, Barry.

Yes, and that's exactly what I want us to be -- relatives...

Husband and wife.

Oh, Jill, marry me, and I promise to do better jokes.

It's almost worth it.

By the way, where is professor endler?

Got everything?

Yes.

Taxi, professor endler?

Do you have the tickets? Passports?

Yes, yes.

[ Whistles ]

Professor! Professor endler!

Excuse me, sir, this message just came for you.

It's marked "urgent."

Oh, thank you.

What now?

It's from deke donner.

Wonder what he's doing in Sydney.

Deke donner --

well, that's certainly a name out of the past...

And one that should stay there.

I've got to go and see him.

Oh, Milo, what for?

The man was thrown out of the university in disgrace.

He says it's terribly important.

Vivian, donner and I go back a long way.

The least I can do is meet with him.

Look for Dr. Madison and Dr. McGraw on the ship.

I'll get there soon as I can.

Sure, Milo.

You know, I think it's admirable

the way you're always available when someone needs you.

Unless, of course, that someone happens to be your wife.

Could you get me another cab, please?

[ Whistles ]

Deke.

Hello, Milo.

I was afraid you wouldn't come.

You said it was urgent.

I'm listening, but I don't have long.

Milo, I've come upon something that's truly amazing,

but they just won't believe me

unless someone who is as respected as you are verifies it.

No one was more respected than you, deke,

until you gambled away the university's money

at the racetrack.

I've made mistakes, Milo,

but this discovery can bring me back.

What discovery?

Good lord.

The natives call it "the mongala."

Incredible.

I thought you'd be interested,

so I took the Liberty of loading all the necessary equipment

on your ship.

I'll see you in Fiji in two days, no?

I better go prepare my colleagues.

Now, Milo, I want your word

that you'll tell no one about this until we meet in lautoka.

Well, we can certainly trust my two --

when I say "no one," I mean "no one."

If we let this get out,

every two-bit glory-seeker in the world will be there.

[ Air horn blows ]

All right. Agreed.

If what I saw is true,

this could be the find of the century.

[ Both laugh ]

All visitors ashore, please. We sail in five minutes.

Has either of you heard from Julie?

No, sir.

Uh, not yet. Maybe she didn't get word we were leaving today.

When she went on her Australian vacation,

she had our schedule.

This isn't like Julie. I hope she's all right.

Captain stubing?

Yes?

Yvonne petty reporting for work, sir.

What sort of work do you do, miss petty?

I work for the line in Sydney.

They told me to come on to replace, uh, miss McCoy?

Julie?

Where is she?

I don't know, captain.

There's a telephone number where she can be reached.

We can't call ship-to-shore until we're at sea.

In the meantime, welcome aboard, cruise director.

If you'll follow me, I'll fill you in on your duties.

Thank you, sir.

I saw her first.

I saw her first.

Elizabeth, do you know what a lucky koala you are

to live up here?

It's beautiful.

Not nearly as beautiful as you.

Oh!

I've got a great idea.

Why don't we just stay here for the rest of our lives?

I can't think of a better way of spending the time.

The time! The ship must've already sailed!

Come on, we've got to get back in case they call.

Fickle sort, aren't you?

[ Laughs ]

[ Air horn blows ]

Hello.

Remember me?

This is a get-acquainted cocktail party.

I suppose we should get acquainted.

I'm Ralph Sutton.

How do you do?

I live in New Zealand.

Can I get you a drink?

No, thank you.

Something to eat, perhaps?

Hi, I'm Connie wilbur.

And I'm both thirsty and starving.

Yes, well, we'll have to fix that, won't we?

By all means.

[ Singsong voice ] Hello!

Hi, mates!

How's it going so far, cruise director?

Oh, there's still so much I don't know.

I feel like a dill.

Take this dinner-seating arrangement, for example.

It's got me up a gum tree.

Well, it's really not all that difficult.

I'll tell you what -- uh, let me do that for you.

Ah, doc, just a moment.

I'm the purser.

If anybody knows how to handle seating arrangements, I do.

I'll do this for you.

Excuse me, gopher, but I offered first.

Excuse me, doc, but that doesn't matter.

Come on, mates, don't get into a punch-up.

Look, I've got a beaut idea.

You can both do it.

I think I'm getting the knack of this job after all.

No. No.

Yes, thanks.

Milo, why in the world are you so fidgety?

Because I shouldn't be here.

I should be down in the hold checking that equipment.

Yes, of course.

Why waste time with your wife when a shovel might be missing?

Vivian, dear, please... Try to understand.

Professor and Mrs. Endler!

We haven't met. I'm captain stubing.

Hello.

Captain.

How do you do? Enjoying the party?

Well, all the more so, now that you've arrived.

Oh, thank you.

Your wife is a charming woman, professor.

Well, it takes a charming man to recognize the fact.

Thank you.

Hello.

Hello.

Excuse us, Mrs. Endler,

but may we steal the professor away for a moment?

Be my guest.

Will you excuse me?

Certainly.

Professor, Jill and I have come up with a new way

to catalog the early Fijian artifacts.

Yes, well, we'll have to talk about that,

but, you see, there's been sort of a change in plans for this trip.

What sort of change?

This isn't the time and it isn't the place to go into it.

I can tell you now, this is no ordinary expedition.

Sounds pretty unusual.

Jill, "unusual" doesn't even begin to describe it!

Oh, great!

Hey, Andy, you got her yet?

Yes?

Hello, Rossmore station?

This is sea Princess calling miss Julie McCoy. Over.

Put it on the loudspeaker, will you, Andy.

Very good, sir.

Julie, your call from the sea Princess!

Oh! Excuse me, guys, I've been waiting for this!

Hello!

Hello, Julie. This is captain stubing.

Hello! Is everybody there?

Hey, Julie!

Yeah!

We're all here!

What happened, Julie? Why didn't you report back to the ship?

Oh, for a very good reason.

Well, do you want to tell us about it?

Sure.

I'm getting married!

What?!

Congratulations!

Oh, Julie, that's wonderful!

I'm marrying Dr. Tony selkirk...

The most wonderful man in the whole world.

She means "the luckiest man in the whole world."

And as my closest and dearest friends,

I'd like you all to come to the wedding, please.

Well, when is it?

When's the wedding?

Saturday afternoon!

The day after the ship arrives back in Sydney.

You couldn't keep us away, Julie.

Oh, great!

Then we have a couple favors to ask.

Tony, you first.

Oh.

Isaac, doc, and gopher, would you mind being my ushers?

We thought you'd never ask!

Delighted!

And, Vicki...

Would you mind being my bridesmaid?

"Mind"? Oh, Julie, I'd love to!

Oh, good. Oh, and, captain, sir?

I'd love it if you'd give me away.

Would you, please?

I'd be honored, Julie.

God bless you both.

Thank you, sir! Bye-bye.

Bye!

Bye, Julie!

Bye!

So long!

Bye-bye!

[ Receiver clicks ]

Aren't they wonderful?

Mm-hmm.

But I think you're really gonna miss them, aren't you?

Well, of course I will.

But...

I love it here.

And I'm so happy.

You've only been here three weeks.

We're talking about a whole lifetime.

I know. And I can't wait.

Neither can I.

Mm, but talking of waiting...

It's way past this little fella's lunchtime.

Ah!

Oh, there we go.

Can I feed him?

Yep.

Come on. Come on.

Whoop. Here you go.

Have a bottle.

Yeah, you drink right up,

and pretty soon you'll be out there

hopping with the best of them.

I think he senses your maternal instinct.

You're gonna be terrific when we have a little one of our own.

A kangaroo?!

Excuse me.

May I join you?

Uh, yes, of course.

Thank you.

Ralph Sutton, remember?

I didn't get your name before. Perhaps I could have it now.

Barbara. Barbara Carrol.

Hello, Barbara.

It's my first time at sea.

Actually, it's my first holiday.

Been working too long on the ranch.

What do you do?

I teach English.

Unfortunately, most of my students

don't seem to take much of an interest.

Well, I'm not even in your class,

and I've already taken an interest.

Are we ready to order?

Ah, yes.

Um, do you have a special?

It's right up here, sir.

Hmm.

I'll have the filet of sole.

I'm not in the mood for a filet of sole.

I'll just have the special.

Sir, the filet of sole is the special.

Oh. Well, I just got in the mood.

[ Chuckles ] Waiter, that's two filets of sole.

Well, that's what makes anthropology fascinating.

People's customs are so strange.

For instance, in some parts of India,

most girls are married by the age of 7.

Hmm, why do I suddenly feel like an old maid?

[ Laughs ]

You must be very proud of your husband, Mrs. Endler.

He's won so many prestigious awards.

Well, awards are nice.

But they seldom impress one's creditors.

I'm afraid riding around in the back of a Jeep

isn't exactly Vivian's idea of "the good life."

Well, it sounds like fun.

Well, perhaps we could trade places.

Personally, I can't think of anything more exciting

than sailing to exotic places

with a handsome man like your father.

Oh...thank you.

Fair dinkum, doc.

Working on a ship is the best duty there is.

Getting better all the time.

[ Laughs ]

[ Slow music plays ]

Doc, excuse me, you're wanted on the phone -- medical emergency.

Oh, thanks, gopher. Will you excuse me?

Of course.

"Medical emergency"?

Mm-hmm.

Who was it?

Me.

I've been dying to dance with you.

Oh, gopher. [ Laughs ]

Hello.

Mrs. Endler.

I've been looking everywhere for you, captain.

Oh, where's your husband?

Well, I'm afraid Milo is more interested

in fossils than fox trots.

And, you know, dancing isn't quite the same without a partner.

Yes.

Oh, well, I think I have an open space on my card.

Lovely.

Would you like a glass of wine?

Oh, that would be nice. Thank you.

I have a lovely bottle in my cabin. Come.

Uh, on second thought, I-I really am quite tired.

Uh, I think I should say good night.

You know, Yvonne, it's important

for the cruise director and the purser to work...

Very closely together.

I can see I'm not going to be pat Malone.

Hmm?

It's rhyming slang for "all alone."

Ahh. I like it.

Uh, gopher?

Hmm?

Oh, doc, back so soon?

Yes, but I'm expecting another medical emergency.

Hmm?

A broken arm in about 10 seconds.

Some guys can't take a joke.

[ Laughs ]

Now, where were we?

Well, don't you think grandma's house is pretty?

It's beautiful.

Julie...

Tony, anything I can get you?

A cup of tea perhaps?

I think I've got all I want right here.

Thank you, grandmother.

But a cup of tea would be lovely, thank you.

I'll bring out some biscuits.

Tony, are all brides this happy?

Oh, I don't know about "all brides"...

But my last three were.

[ Clears throat ]

[ Clears throat ]

How long have you been there?

I don't know. I'm no judge of time.

How long have you been kissing?

I don't know, but I intend to resume immediately.

So, be a good brother and disappear.

In a moment.

You know, he's always been like this.

He used to make me stop playing and do my lessons.

As your brother, I won't bother you.

But as your best man,

I have to tell you that you have a marriage license to get,

blood tests...

Meet the minister...

And schedule a wedding rehearsal.

I think I like you better as a brother.

[ Laughs ]

I'm so bored.

I'll just be a little while longer, dear.

You're not upset, are you?

No, I understand.

I'm sure the captain and I can find some way

to occupy ourselves.

You've been spending a lot of time with him, haven't you?

Evidently, not enough.

Thank you.

Hello, Ralph.

Good morning, Connie.

You know, this is lovely, but...

It must not be half as exciting as wheeling and dealing

in all those acres of cattle like you do.

Well, exciting or not,

it's all I've ever known since I was a kid.

Oh, you inherited it from your father?

Oh, no. No, I started from scratch...

One cow and two acres.

Yes, I can see by these hands.

They're rough.

They must've carved out an empire.

Well, maybe not an "empire"...

Certainly a small kingdom.

[ Both laugh ]

Barbara!

Come join us.

No, I-I have some postcards to write.

You know, Yvonne, it just so happens

that when we get back to Sydney, um, well,

I'm gonna have a couple of days off, and I was, uh, kinda hopin'

maybe you'd like to show me around the town a little bit?

Oh, I'd love to, gopher.

And I'll tell you what -- if you'd like,

you can stay with me at my house.

Oh, well, if you insist.

Not so fast, gopher.

Yvonne and I have already talked,

and I'm going to be staying at her house.

He is.

But no worries. You can both stay with me.

We'll have a great time.

You'll be able to see my China plate.

And you can both play with my Billy lids.

I don't think so.

No, no, no, it's either him or me.

Well, we'll decide that later.

But I want you both to know that at home,

I'm a real wowser.

It's almost time to organize the shuffleboard tournament.

Oh, no!

Hey! Wait! Wait! Wait!

Oh, there you are, love.

Why did you run away?

Well, two's company, three's a crowd.

Well, then, what do you say...

Two for the movies tonight?

I'm in the mood for a good love story.

The movie they're playing is a comedy.

Well, I wasn't really talking about the movie.

Good evening, professor, Mrs. Endler.

Hello, captain.

Hello.

Professor, may I have a word with you?

Of course. What is it?

It's about the equipment for your expedition.

It's taking up too much room,

so we had to move it to a larger section of the hold.

I just wanted you to know.

Thank you. I'll go take a look at it.

Will you excuse me, Vivian?

Well, captain, should we pick up where we left off last night?

You're a wonderful dancer.

Mrs. Endler.

Vivian.

Vivian...

I, uh, I don't quite know how to say this to you, but, uh...

It's all right, captain.

Never mind, I can see that I'm embarrassing you.

I'm sorry.

I just thought that perhaps

you might find me as attractive as I find you.

I find you a very attractive woman --

a very attractive... Married woman.

I see.

Well, shall we dance?

Bow out gracefully, gopher. You're in over your head.

No way, doc. This one's a fight to the finish.

Hi, mates.

Hello.

Yvonne, you'll have to decide

which one of us gets to stay with you in Sydney.

Well, I've decided. You'll have to decide.

I'd love to have both of you.

Both of us?

I've heard of this sort of thing in Sweden,

but I didn't think it had spread to Australia.

Ahh, it's a beautiful night tonight, don't you think?

Yes, I do.

"And you look very handsome tonight, Barry."

Oh, I do?

How nice of you to say it.

"Don't mention it."

I won't.

Oh, Barry.

I'm sorry.

I guess I'm just, uh...

Excited about the expedition tomorrow.

We could have plenty of excitement tonight, Jill.

Barry.

Barry, look!

Where do you think the professor could be coming from at this hour?

Come on. Let's find out.

Ohh!

Jill, maybe we shouldn't go in there.

Why not?

We're part of the endler expedition, aren't we?

A cage!

Look at those chains and shackles.

We've never brought back anything alive before.

Jill, what kind of an expedition is this?

Good morning, ladies and gentlemen,

this is your captain speaking.

Welcome to lautoka -- Fiji's second-largest town.

On vitogo parade, lautoka's main street,

you'll find many quaint shops and duty-free stores.

Tours may be arranged in the purser's lobby.

[ Native music plays ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

Jill, Barry... Now that we're in lautoka,

I think you should know what this is all about.

It seems there are rumors about a creature

known as "the mongala" roaming an island not far from here.

What kind of creature?

A creature that's half man/half beast.

I know it sounds incredible, but there's a chance

the mongala is the fabled "missing link."

Is that possible?

That's quite a statement, professor.

Do you have some evidence to back you up?

I've seen pictures.

They're not very clear, mind you,

but I'm convinced it's worth investigating.

If there's anything there, I'll get it on film.

Can you imagine if it's true?

We could solve the evolutionary riddle...

Prove that man evolved from lower animals.

I'll say goodbye to Vivian. Then we'll go.

Listen, dear, I've got to leave immediately.

Captain, could I impose on you

to look after Vivian while I'm gone?

It will be my pleasure.

...and mine.

Goodbye, Vivian.

I love you.

Hey!

You guys want to run into town with me?

We have to pick up Julie and Tony's wedding present.

Oh, you pick it out, Isaac.

I'm going into town with Yvonne.

We're going into town with Yvonne.

G'day, mates.

Oh, look at that beautiful dress.

It's so pretty.

Oh, wow. Boy!

Ready to go?

No, I'm sorry, I can't.

I have to stay onboard ship

to arrange tomorrow's activity schedule.

Oh, that's too bad.

Ohh!

Well, I'll tell you what I'll do.

I'll just stay on the ship and help you.

Would you, gopher?

I would.

Thanks.

Come to think of it, arranging an activity schedule,

that's a pretty big job.

I'll stay onboard and help, too.

Good, well, if you're both gonna stay onboard,

everything's apples.

I do have time to go to town.

Isaac, want some company?

Oh, sounds great.

So long, guys!

Milo! Milo!

Milo!

Milo --

deke donner, meet doctors McGraw and Madison.

Milo, we've got him.

What?

We trapped him at dawn this morning.

Where?

On an island about 50 miles away from here.

I told you it was true.

Come on, let's go!

[ Dog barking ]

[ Bird cawing ]

[ Indistinct conversation ]

Oh, Ralph, what a wonderful day it's been.

Yes, well, I thought you'd enjoy yourself.

Oh, look, old books!

"The glass menagerie," it's my favorite play.

I'll buy it, and we can read it together.

Yes, "read it," well... Read a play?

Don't you get enough of that stuff when you teach it?

I'm sorry.

Well, I thought we came into town for a few laughs.

Well, I thought you'd enjoy it.

Well, I wouldn't, all right?

Look, what do you say we stop off and we'll have some drinks?

No. No, you go.

[ Sighs ]

I-I just want to look around some more.

I don't want to leave you here alone.

I'll be fine.

Okay.

Isaac: Bula! Bula! Bula!

That means "hello."

Yvonne, didn't I tell you that

viseisei village was something to see?

This is the oldest village in Fiji.

Isaac, it's lovely here,

but we really ought to go and buy the wedding gift for Julie and Tony.

Oh, we can't go now.

I mean, the natives are getting ready

to do their traditional spear dance.

Isaac, the gift. If we don't go now, we --

Yvonne, don't worry about it.

I know a place where can get them a beautiful silver bowl.

Where?

Back on the ship. Come on.

[ Native music plays ]

[ Music stops ]

Oh!! Great!

[ Music resumes ]

Oh, my goodness.

Paradise, isn't it?

It truly is. That isn't just a joke.

[ Laughing ] No.

Well, this day certainly turned out

to be more interesting than I expected.

Yes.

Thanks to you, merrill.

Why, thank you, Vivian.

I'm just surprised

you didn't go with your husband on the expedition.

Could've been quite a thrill.

Hmm.

Well, for one thing, he didn't ask me.

Anyway, merrill...

Thrills happen because you make them happen.

Hmm?

Mm-hmm.

And I cannot imagine a more beautiful setting than this...

To make them happen.

Vivian, listen...

You're a very appealing woman.

And I'm flattered to think that you're attracted to me.

But...don't throw your marriage away just because you're bored.

Well, it isn't a matter of being just a little bored.

You know, Milo and I have been together for 15 years.

Don't you think 15 years deserves another chance?

With a man like you around?

Hmm?

Come on.

[ Engine shuts off ]

They've had him trapped in a cave up there.

They're bringing him down now.

Up there.

I better get some shots of him coming down.

Be careful.

[ Creature growling ]

[ Camera shutter clicking ]

[ Growling continues ]

[ Growling increases ]

[ Growling angrily ]

Look out!

Jill!

Grab him!

Run, Jill, run!

Jill!

Jill!

Look out!

[ Screams ]

[ Gunshot ]

Oh, my god.

We hope you enjoyed your visit to lautoka

and the Fijian islands.

As we continue across the south pacific,

our next stop will be the island of noumea,

in New Caledonia.

Look at him, Milo.

I promised you something sensational, didn't I?

It's the most incredible thing I've ever seen.

Are we going to stand around here all night gaping at him?

It makes my flesh crawl.

Vivian...

Don't worry about me, Milo. I'm used to being alone.

[ Door closes ]

Are you sure she's safe in there?

Relax, I shot him with enough tranquilizer

to buckle a bull elephant.

There, that should prevent any infection.

[ Shrieks ]

Watch out!

No!

It's all right.

It's all right.

No one's going to hurt you.

All right, everyone. You've all had your look.

What do you say we let this poor creature get its beauty sleep?

[ Lock closes ]

Okay, let's go.

[ Door closes ]

Julie: Don't turn around, grandma selkirk!

Close your eyes! I have a surprise for you!

I promise I won't look until you tell me to.

Okay, you can open your eyes now.

Oh, Julie, it's magnificent on you!

Oh, this dress brings back memories.

Thank you so much for letting me wear it.

Oh, I just hope you both find as much happiness together

as Tony's grandfather and I did.

Thank you.

Well...

Doesn't she look lovely?

Aren't you a vision?

Oh, Tony, it's bad luck for you to see me in my wedding dress.

You're right.

You better take it off immediately.

It really is bad luck.

Well...

It doesn't feel... Like bad luck.

Will there be just one, miss Carrol?

Uh, i-I'm not sure.

Hi, Ralph.

Why don't you join us?

All right.

I've changed my mind.

I'm -- I'm not really that hungry.

To my wife, to my colleagues, and...

To the find of the century.

[ Laughs ]

Jill?

Oh, sorry.

I can't help thinking about that poor creature down below.

That "poor creature" would've ripped you to shreds on that island

if Mr. Donner hadn't been so quick on the trigger.

It was nothing.

Regardless, Barry,

that creature didn't ask to be captured, chained, and caged.

Jill, don't you know what this means?

We're sure to get this year's science institute award.

Whoopie!

My sentiments exactly!

I'm not interested in honors, not anymore.

I just want my 50% of the receipts.

"Receipts"?

From the box office.

We're going to exhibit him all over the world.

What's the expression? Uh...

Wealth beyond your wildest dreams!

Is that true, Milo?

We never made such a deal.

Oh, come on, Milo.

Why do you think I got into this,

to wind up as a footnote in some anthropological textbook?

That's not just a strange and rare creature we've got.

It's a living, breathing gold mine.

I'll drink to that.

Hi.

I...brought you...Some food.

Here...eat.

Listen...

I want you to know

that I'm so sorry we took you away from your home.

But don't worry,

I'll never let them harm you.

Never.

Deke: What are you doing?!

Nobody comes in here without my permission,

and that includes you, missy.

The name is "Dr. McGraw."

And I just brought him some food.

Well, I'm sure he'll send you a thank-you note

first thing in the morning, Dr. McGraw.

Now, good night, hmm?

Good night.

Meddling female.

Brought you food, huh?

That's more than you did.

Aww, the poor baby.

Well, I was going to take you into the dining room, but...

You're not wearing a tie.

Just unchain me. My arms are getting numb.

Now, don't get testy.

Everything's going according to plan.

Oh, really?

You told me the shot wouldn't hurt.

What, that little tranquilizer dart?

Yeah.

You know, you even had me fooled for a minute.

You're a pretty good actor. How come you couldn't find work?

Oh, get off my back, donner.

Pretty tough racket, eh?

Well, not to worry.

When we get done,

you'll be rich enough to buy your own bloody theater.

While we're on the subject,

how do I get out of this after we make the money?

We can't fool everyone forever.

I told you, I've got a plan.

You're going to escape.

How?

Let me worry about that.

When the time comes, you can rest assured...You'll be gone.

[ Door closes ]