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[theme music playing]
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- ♪ We're tiny ♪
- ♪ We're toony ♪
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♪ We're learning to be looney ♪
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♪ And we'll be famous sooney
At the college of our dreams ♪
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♪ We got our admissions ♪
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♪ Important for tuitions ♪
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♪ Fulfilling our ambitions
With our faculty esteemed ♪
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♪ At Acme Looniversity
We'll earn our toon degree ♪
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♪ The teaching staff's
Been getting laughs ♪
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♪ Since 1933 ♪
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- ♪ We're classmates ♪
- ♪ And roommates ♪
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♪ We paid
The out-of-state bills ♪
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♪ Let's grab the books and go
Class is about to start ♪
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♪ They're furry
They're funny ♪
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♪ We're Babs and Buster Bunny ♪
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♪ Their comedy is funny ♪
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♪ And the friendship's
Guaranteed ♪
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♪ Hamton is worried
And Sweetie's a tough birdie ♪
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♪ And if you're lucky
Plucky is the perfect... ♪
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Frenemy!
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♪ So here's where
The greatest toons ♪
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♪ All got their humble start ♪
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♪ There's quite
A lot of history ♪
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♪ For teaching looney arts ♪
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♪ We're tiny, we're toony
We can't wait to be looney ♪
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♪ Ring the bell
Let's all come in ♪
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♪ And join the fun ♪
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[bell rings]
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♪ And now class has begun ♪
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Okay, everybody, we're about
to enter the Lowlands of Mirth.
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But don't let that lull you
into a false sense of security!
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Oh, no! It's the hideout
of the mist-shifting, razor-faced toonicorn!
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[neighs]
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Plucky, are you joining the
Warlocks and Friends game?
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I can make room
for your avatar,
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but you'll be starting with less shire
points than the rest of the Tarpers.
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[laughs]
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Role-playing?
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The only role-playing I do
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is on the stage.
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But I'd be happy to sit
and judge you.
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I can't believe
we're finally here.
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Everything hinges
on this next roll of the die.
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A deranged,
neutral shape-shifter betrayed us in Doormore,
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and we must band together
since our companion advantages
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were stripped from us.
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I have no clue
what's happening right now,
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but I am loving
the group energy.
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And you look super cool
in chain mail.
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Yeah.
I mean, not everybody does.
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Don't y'all feel powerful,
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wearing costumes
in a coffee shop?
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- I do.
- Oh, yeah.
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Babs,
your turn to roll the die.
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[grunting]
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"Friar flies ahead."
Seven power steps?
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How is that
even a real sentence?
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[squeals]
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[in slow-motion] No!
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Grab the game pieces!
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[exclaiming]
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[grunts, whimpers]
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Whoa! Hamton, nice move.
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It was incredible.
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Wish I could watch it again.
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And post.
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You can, on my Blurkble page.
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Social media
is going to eat this up.
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It's okay.
I know where everyone was.
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Oh.
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Babs was in
the mountain hideout,
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Buster was in the hay arsenal,
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Hamton was here and I was here.
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[panting]
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Dean Granny, thanks for coming.
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The emergency's been avoided.
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I got all the game pieces.
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We're good.
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Yes. That thing you just said
is exactly why I came.
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Also, I wanted to give
Babs and Buster the good news myself.
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Plucky's being transferred
to a satellite campus on the South Pole?
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I came to tell you about
the 79th seasonally bi-annual,
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Twinominal Expo-Constravaganza
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Acme Loo is hosting this year.
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Twin Con is coming to Acme Loo!
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I knew
you two would be excited.
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I really am the best dean.
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Wow. Twin Con is the biggest
twin convention in the world.
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Made by twins, for twins,
celebrating twins.
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You must be old pros
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at this gathering
of duplicates.
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We've never been.
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It always happened
too far from Burrowville.
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I can't believe it's gonna be
right here on campus.
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You all are wonderful,
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but it's gonna be real exciting
to be around toons
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- who get what it's like...
- [both] To be a twin!
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[both squealing]
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Where'd Babs and Buster go?
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They left.
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I can stay and play with you.
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We can't play
with just two players.
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[sighs in relief] Good.
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'Cause this wig
was getting so itchy.
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No big deal.
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Whenever everyone's
done with their stuff,
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we'll just pick up exactly
where we left off.
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[laughs nervously]
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- [slams]
- Did you hear the news?
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The library is finally
stocking more books about libraries?
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No! You've gone viral!
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[laughs excitedly]
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But I'm up to date
on all my shots.
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No, you've gone viral.
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Your Ham Dance
is the thing everyone's watching.
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[electronic music playing]
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Four trillion views!
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I bet a million
came from Mother.
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But what about the rest?
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These are your new fans.
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They're the rocket fuel
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to launch you into
the stratosphere known as fame.
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I thought when I posted it
it would get five, maybe 6,000 views.
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But you've tapped into
the fickle viewing patterns
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of the general public
and become a meme!
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[laughing maniacally]
This is lightning in a bottle.
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Lightning is menacing
and unpredictable.
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You just sit back
and be your charming, virtually famous self
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and let me handle the rest.
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Aw, well, thanks, Plucky.
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Wait. What do you mean,
"handle the rest"?
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What "rest"?
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Hmm. Behind every famous toon
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is a wheeling,
dealing, high-status,
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impeccably dressed
power player
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who gets all the perks
but doesn't have to risk anything personally.
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For you, Hamton,
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that toon is me.
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What if I don't want
to be famous?
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[screaming] Who doesn't
want to be famous?
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The adoration of fans,
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access to the top crust
of society
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and, most importantly...
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free products!
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[hesitating] Uh...
I don't know.
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[sighs in exasperation]
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Hamton,
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who's your favorite toon?
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My favorite hugger is Sweetie.
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Lil' Beeper makes
the best waffles.
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- My favorite
roller-coaster buddy is- - Just pick one!
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Okay.
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It'll be Mother.
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And your mom is famous,
isn't she?
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She is.
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So then, I guess
it would kind of be neat to be famous,
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like your mom.
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Yeah, another way
for Mother and I to connect.
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Yes.
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So let's be just like Mom.
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Okay!
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But could you please
not call her "Mom"?
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It's just too casual.
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I'll call her
"Tony Bag O'Donuts" if you want me to, kid.
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Whatever it takes
to make this work.
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[wind gusting]
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So, Loo Bru very busy.
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- Yeah?
- Dizzy need table.
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[screams]
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
I don't think so.
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These pieces
cannot be disturbed.
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Besides, my friends
are gonna be right back.
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We took a spit oath
to never bail
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when we make commitments
to one another.
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And if we're all single
when we're 30,
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we'll live in a commune
where marriage is unimportant.
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Table for paying customer.
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I am a paying customer.
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Okay?
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[gulps]
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[screaming] Brain freeze!
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Refill, please.
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On the double, Tornado.
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[giggling]
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Hello, fellow twins. I'm Babs.
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This is my twin, Buster.
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My sister is the organized,
super responsible one.
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And my brother here
is the laidback dreamer of this dynamic duo.
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- [snickering]
- Oof.
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This your first Twin Con?
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Yeah! What gave it away?
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Our shiny new lanyards?
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Uh, no.
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If you were a hardcore twin,
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you would know.
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Good luck, newbies.
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You'll need it.
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[gasping]
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[Buster] Uh?
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- [Babs gasps]
- [Buster] Hmm.
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[murmuring]
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Bro, do you get the feeling
everyone is looking at us?
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I sure do, sis.
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[whispers] 'Cause they are.
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Uh, your West Coast tour
kicks off in three days,
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The Evolution of the Ham Dance.
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It's an exploration of the hog
behind the sensation.
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Ooh! This is so fun.
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I can't wait to see
everyone's smiling faces,
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and [sputters] give all my fans
a big old hug.
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Yeah. We'll be charging extra
for that.
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Okay. We've got
a 21-figure book deal.
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Oh, no!
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Where am I gonna find time
to do that?
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Don't worry.
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I put a ghost writer on it.
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[wails]
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Oh, they're here.
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Official Hamton sneakers?
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Whoo-hoo!
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I can't believe toons
will be putting their feet in my face.
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[exclaiming]
Aren't endorsements beautiful?
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And the fans
made it all happen.
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And your raw, unbridled talent.
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You thinking what I'm thinking?
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[chuckles] Sure am.
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Hamton? Hamton J. Pig?
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Of the viral Ham Dance video?
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Everyone, it's Hamton!
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He's here. [laughing excitedly]
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[crowd clamoring]
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The "Test Your Twin" device?
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[both] One, two, three... Boat!
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Cool! We just think
of the same thing
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and then it appears?
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[scoffs] We can do that.
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We totally know
what the other one is thinking.
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[both] One, two, three...
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- Accountant.
- Popcorn.
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- Popcorn?
- Accountant?
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- [farts]
- [woman screaming]
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[both gasping]
What a monstrosity?
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[both gasping]
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Why have you created me?
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[screams]
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If you're gonna come
to Twin Con,
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understand the rules.
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You're not a real twin
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unless you read
each other's minds.
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Act alike, dress alike.
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Oh, yeah, sure.
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What twin rule book
are you reading?
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Okay.
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Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
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Why have you created me?
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Clearly not.
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If we want to fit in here,
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we need to stop
being individuals
259
00:12:00,512 --> 00:12:02,347
and start being twins.
260
00:12:03,598 --> 00:12:05,183
[upbeat music playing]
261
00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:17,737
Great idea, Buster.
262
00:12:18,947 --> 00:12:21,532
I bet more twins do this
than we realize.
263
00:12:21,533 --> 00:12:23,784
Yes, I... Oh, sorry. Ow!
264
00:12:23,785 --> 00:12:25,369
- [straining] This way.
- Sorry.
265
00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:27,037
I can't look at you.
266
00:12:27,038 --> 00:12:28,872
Yeah, I'll miss
seeing your face.
267
00:12:28,873 --> 00:12:31,041
But if this is what it takes
to be accepted...
268
00:12:31,042 --> 00:12:32,377
Ooh, a twin hammock!
269
00:12:39,718 --> 00:12:40,885
Ow!
270
00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:42,887
[Sweetie snoring]
271
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:47,350
- You fall sleep here?
- Huh?
272
00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:49,185
The board!
273
00:12:49,728 --> 00:12:51,354
[mumbling]
274
00:12:53,898 --> 00:12:56,109
Yes! Okay. It's all in place.
275
00:12:56,901 --> 00:12:58,610
You can't sit here!
276
00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:00,571
That's Babs's seat.
She needs it to be the Knight of Rocks.
277
00:13:00,572 --> 00:13:03,699
Buster sits here,
Hamton sits here and Plucky sits here,
278
00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:05,452
and judges us with his eyes.
279
00:13:08,079 --> 00:13:09,998
[retro music playing]
280
00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:12,916
[slurping loudly]
281
00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:15,878
Does H-Bomb need a boba reload?
282
00:13:15,879 --> 00:13:17,881
Don't get up.
I'll get you some more.
283
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:23,469
[gasps] He touched my hand!
284
00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:25,763
[squealing, crying]
285
00:13:25,764 --> 00:13:28,223
Gosh, everyone
was nice to me before,
286
00:13:28,224 --> 00:13:32,728
but now that I'm super famous,
everyone is extra nice to me.
287
00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:34,938
Get ready
to never hear the word "no"
288
00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:37,024
ever again in your life.
289
00:13:37,025 --> 00:13:40,611
You've got courtside tickets
for the New York Ticks game tonight.
290
00:13:40,612 --> 00:13:42,112
Oh, no!
291
00:13:42,113 --> 00:13:44,281
I have a Theme Song Theory
report due tomorrow.
292
00:13:44,282 --> 00:13:46,033
- I forgot all about it.
- [paper rustling]
293
00:13:46,034 --> 00:13:48,827
You can have mine.
294
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:51,372
Um, I don't feel right
doing that.
295
00:13:51,373 --> 00:13:53,499
Please walk all over me.
296
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:55,250
I'm your doormat.
297
00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:58,921
- Are you sure?
- Yes, I live to serve you!
298
00:13:58,922 --> 00:14:02,216
Gosh, when you
put it that way... Okay.
299
00:14:02,217 --> 00:14:03,842
Y'all make my life so easy,
300
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:07,596
I don't know if I could ever
go back to being not famous.
301
00:14:07,597 --> 00:14:08,889
[shudders]
302
00:14:08,890 --> 00:14:10,974
The thought alone
makes me want to weep.
303
00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:13,560
Welp, since I don't have
any homework to do,
304
00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:16,063
I'm gonna step out
for some fresh air.
305
00:14:16,064 --> 00:14:17,190
Thanks, y'all.
306
00:14:22,821 --> 00:14:24,072
[engine roaring]
307
00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:32,872
[chuckles]
308
00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:35,625
Hmm.
309
00:14:40,672 --> 00:14:41,722
Ahem.
310
00:14:41,917 --> 00:14:44,008
Ahem.
311
00:14:44,009 --> 00:14:45,801
Hey, you look familiar.
312
00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:48,512
Oh! Yeah. [chuckles] I know.
313
00:14:48,513 --> 00:14:49,972
But I can't place it.
314
00:14:49,973 --> 00:14:52,766
Oh, I'm kinda...
[clears throat]
315
00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:54,560
...famous.
316
00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:56,270
Really? What are you from?
317
00:14:56,271 --> 00:14:58,605
Oh, well, I don't want to brag,
318
00:14:58,606 --> 00:15:01,442
but you know the Ham Dance?
319
00:15:01,443 --> 00:15:02,651
No.
320
00:15:02,652 --> 00:15:04,987
You don't know the Ham Dance?
321
00:15:04,988 --> 00:15:06,428
[electronic music playing]
322
00:15:07,317 --> 00:15:09,033
This?
323
00:15:09,034 --> 00:15:10,659
You don't know this.
324
00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:15,164
Um... Oh, I know.
We go to the same dentist.
325
00:15:15,165 --> 00:15:20,753
[scoffs] No! I'm Hamton J. Pig!
326
00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:21,962
Uh, never heard of you.
327
00:15:21,963 --> 00:15:24,214
[exhales]
328
00:15:24,215 --> 00:15:26,592
Can you believe someone
doesn't know who I am?
329
00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:28,219
You know who I am, right?
330
00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:30,888
What?
331
00:15:30,889 --> 00:15:33,390
Has the whole world gone
cuckoo bananas?
332
00:15:33,391 --> 00:15:36,060
I'm famous!
You hear me, everyone?
333
00:15:36,061 --> 00:15:39,271
I'm famous!
334
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:41,733
[growling] I'm famous!
335
00:15:48,698 --> 00:15:50,116
Dizzy, what day is it?
336
00:15:50,575 --> 00:15:51,658
Same day.
337
00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:55,037
You know, one time Dizzy
play hide and seek.
338
00:15:55,038 --> 00:15:57,206
No one find for months.
339
00:15:57,207 --> 00:16:02,211
Pack of wolves take me in,
accept me as their own.
340
00:16:02,212 --> 00:16:04,588
They not as cuddly
as Acme family,
341
00:16:04,589 --> 00:16:08,592
but I accept new life
in wilderness.
342
00:16:08,593 --> 00:16:10,427
Are you saying
I should find a way
343
00:16:10,428 --> 00:16:12,638
to finish the game
without my friends?
344
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:13,931
No.
345
00:16:13,932 --> 00:16:16,600
I just talk about my time
with wolves.
346
00:16:16,601 --> 00:16:17,651
Oh.
347
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,730
[indistinct chatter]
348
00:16:22,399 --> 00:16:23,483
[grunts]
349
00:16:25,068 --> 00:16:26,819
We don't belong here.
350
00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:27,945
I don't get it.
351
00:16:27,946 --> 00:16:30,656
We're twins and individuals.
352
00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:32,616
- So what?
- You're right.
353
00:16:32,617 --> 00:16:35,619
I know how we could get them
to accept us as twins.
354
00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:37,079
What are you gonna do?
355
00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:39,290
[chuckles] You'll see.
356
00:16:45,922 --> 00:16:47,673
This is not a sanctioned booth.
357
00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:49,800
What is this?
358
00:16:49,801 --> 00:16:51,301
A see-saw!
359
00:16:51,302 --> 00:16:53,137
- A see-see?
- A saw-saw?
360
00:16:53,138 --> 00:16:54,638
A see-saw.
361
00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:56,474
Hop on. Give it a whirl.
362
00:17:02,981 --> 00:17:06,650
Is that fun?
Doing the same thing? Going nowhere?
363
00:17:06,651 --> 00:17:07,736
No.
364
00:17:08,903 --> 00:17:11,156
[exclaims nervously]
365
00:17:12,949 --> 00:17:14,158
[both laughing]
366
00:17:14,159 --> 00:17:16,035
I'm going up
while you're going down.
367
00:17:16,036 --> 00:17:18,912
I'm "sawing"
while you're "seeing."
368
00:17:18,913 --> 00:17:21,081
- We're doing different things.
- And I like it.
369
00:17:21,082 --> 00:17:23,667
[both laugh heartily]
370
00:17:23,668 --> 00:17:26,628
Yes! What else have you wanted
to do differently?
371
00:17:26,629 --> 00:17:27,679
Grooming!
372
00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:33,803
Whoa! I look so smart.
373
00:17:35,096 --> 00:17:36,388
[squeaks]
374
00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:38,557
[gasps] I've always wanted
one of these.
375
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:39,767
You have?
376
00:17:39,768 --> 00:17:41,685
Why didn't you say anything?
377
00:17:41,686 --> 00:17:44,688
Well, you always wanted
to fetch tennis balls.
378
00:17:44,689 --> 00:17:45,898
I hate tennis balls.
379
00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:47,149
The yellow fuzz
gets in my teeth.
380
00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:48,776
Uh-oh!
381
00:17:48,777 --> 00:17:50,235
It's okay.
382
00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:53,364
It's just a little tiff
between one set of twins.
383
00:17:53,365 --> 00:17:55,366
Ugh! It's time for me
to come clean.
384
00:17:55,367 --> 00:17:56,992
I want to start
wearing rompers.
385
00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:58,786
Uh, what now?
386
00:17:58,787 --> 00:18:01,163
Don't you think
it's weird to have shirts connected to pants?
387
00:18:01,164 --> 00:18:03,248
It's weird
they're not connected.
388
00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:05,668
Why would I want to keep
track of pants separately?
389
00:18:05,669 --> 00:18:09,129
Oh, next thing
you're gonna tell me you don't like key lime pie.
390
00:18:09,130 --> 00:18:12,216
I don't! Limes are not dessert.
391
00:18:12,217 --> 00:18:14,551
They're garnish!
392
00:18:14,552 --> 00:18:15,719
[hostile chatter]
393
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:17,263
Uh, twins?
394
00:18:20,058 --> 00:18:21,226
[screams]
395
00:18:21,470 --> 00:18:23,310
Uh-oh!
396
00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:25,563
I think we broke the twins.
397
00:18:27,148 --> 00:18:28,857
Everybody stop!
398
00:18:28,858 --> 00:18:30,318
[yells] Stop!
399
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:35,739
Twin Con is supposed to be
where outsiders like us
400
00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:37,199
can feel accepted.
401
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:38,492
And look at us.
402
00:18:38,493 --> 00:18:40,411
We've put so many rules
on ourselves
403
00:18:40,412 --> 00:18:42,162
that we've become exclusionary.
404
00:18:42,163 --> 00:18:44,081
Judging each other
for not fitting in.
405
00:18:44,082 --> 00:18:46,458
We should be celebrating
our twinness
406
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:51,213
and letting all of our unique
personalities shine.
407
00:18:51,214 --> 00:18:54,216
I can be proud that I love pop
408
00:18:54,217 --> 00:18:56,720
and my brother loves ska.
409
00:18:59,014 --> 00:19:02,307
It's okay
that you don't understand trumpet punk.
410
00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:04,184
Here at Twin Con,
411
00:19:04,185 --> 00:19:07,146
we accept everyone
for who they are.
412
00:19:07,147 --> 00:19:08,230
Sure, we're twins,
413
00:19:08,231 --> 00:19:10,149
but if you think about it
414
00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:13,611
twins are made up of
two individuals.
415
00:19:14,237 --> 00:19:16,740
[all apologizing]
416
00:19:20,285 --> 00:19:21,952
Ooh, that was good.
417
00:19:21,953 --> 00:19:23,996
As it was coming out
of my mouth, I was like,
418
00:19:23,997 --> 00:19:27,124
I think these are gonna be
a really fun couple of sentences.
419
00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:30,127
I love being a professional
doubles tennis player with you,
420
00:19:30,128 --> 00:19:33,172
but you should go
after your dreams of being a painter.
421
00:19:33,173 --> 00:19:35,966
Really? You'd go solo for me?
422
00:19:35,967 --> 00:19:38,594
I'll just play
Canadian doubles.
423
00:19:38,595 --> 00:19:41,764
I never knew we were
allowed to be different.
424
00:19:41,765 --> 00:19:43,974
[gasps] I can't hide my secret
any longer.
425
00:19:43,975 --> 00:19:45,684
I feel so free in this romper.
426
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:48,812
I mean, it still seems like
a hassle to go to the bathroom,
427
00:19:48,813 --> 00:19:50,522
but I support you, girl.
428
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,649
We can really be ourselves.
429
00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:54,444
But what about the rule book?
430
00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:57,614
[grunts, shouts]
431
00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:03,494
No more rules at Twin Con!
432
00:20:03,495 --> 00:20:07,707
Except, I do need everyone
to put the recycling in the blue bins, please.
433
00:20:08,291 --> 00:20:09,959
[horn honking]
434
00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:13,671
I'd like to say
it was fun being famous
435
00:20:13,672 --> 00:20:14,838
while it lasted,
436
00:20:14,839 --> 00:20:16,382
but it was awful.
437
00:20:16,383 --> 00:20:19,843
I was so full of myself,
surrounded by yes-men,
438
00:20:19,844 --> 00:20:23,640
and worst of all,
I turned into a real meanie.
439
00:20:23,641 --> 00:20:25,140
Yeah.
440
00:20:25,141 --> 00:20:27,017
It was a dream come true.
441
00:20:27,018 --> 00:20:29,895
I'm no stranger
to the fickle flame of fame.
442
00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:33,232
We all knew one day
your 15 minutes would be up
443
00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:35,527
and some other genius
would go viral.
444
00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:39,113
See, it's already happened.
445
00:20:39,114 --> 00:20:40,699
[electronic music playing]
446
00:20:42,534 --> 00:20:43,909
♪ I'm so over-budget ♪
447
00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:45,703
♪ I'm so over-salted ♪
448
00:20:45,704 --> 00:20:47,413
♪ This popcorn accountant
Got your audits halted ♪
449
00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:49,206
♪ I know I look like
A movie snack ♪
450
00:20:49,207 --> 00:20:51,208
♪ But when those W-2s come in
I got your back ♪
451
00:20:51,209 --> 00:20:53,711
♪ Straight from the cob
Right to the show ♪
452
00:20:53,712 --> 00:20:56,505
♪ Smackin' your ears
With that sick cash flow ♪
453
00:20:56,506 --> 00:20:57,840
- [tires screech]
- [cash register dings]
454
00:20:57,841 --> 00:21:00,134
Now, that's
what I call write-off.
455
00:21:00,135 --> 00:21:02,386
Right off the chain.
456
00:21:02,387 --> 00:21:04,388
[laughing] I love it.
457
00:21:04,389 --> 00:21:07,016
Why would popcorn
be an accountant?
458
00:21:07,017 --> 00:21:08,727
Who cares? I love him.
459
00:21:10,395 --> 00:21:11,895
[Sweetie] Your turn, Babs.
460
00:21:11,896 --> 00:21:13,439
Now you, Buster.
461
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:16,401
No! Buster would never do that!
462
00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:19,571
- [gasps]
- What?
463
00:21:21,072 --> 00:21:22,865
I couldn't wait any longer.
464
00:21:22,866 --> 00:21:25,242
I had to find subs.
465
00:21:25,243 --> 00:21:27,244
We need to have
a serious conversation
466
00:21:27,245 --> 00:21:28,997
about respecting the spit oath.
467
00:21:33,084 --> 00:21:35,045
[theme music playing]
468
00:21:35,095 --> 00:21:39,645
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