All language subtitles for Tiny Toons Looniversity s02e03 Tooned In Space.eng

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- ♪ We're tiny ♪
- ♪ We're toony ♪

♪ We're learning to be looney ♪

♪ And we'll be famous sooney
At the college of our dreams ♪

♪ We got our admissions ♪

♪ And forked over tuitions ♪

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With our faculty esteemed ♪

♪ At Acme Looniversity
We'll earn our toon degree ♪

♪ The teaching staff's
Been getting laughs ♪

♪ Since 1933 ♪

- ♪ We're classmates ♪
- ♪ And roommates ♪

♪ We paid
The out-of-state rates ♪

♪ Let's grab the books and go
Class is about to start ♪

♪ They're furry
They're funny ♪

♪ We're Babs and Buster Bunny ♪

♪ Their comedy is funny ♪

♪ And the friendship's
Guaranteed ♪

♪ Hamton is worried
and Sweetie's a tough birdie ♪

♪ And if you're lucky
Plucky is the perfect... ♪

Frenemy!

♪ So here's where
The greatest toons ♪

♪ All got their humble start ♪

♪ There's quite
A lot of history ♪

♪ For teaching looney arts ♪

♪ We're tiny, we're toony
We can't wait to be looney ♪

♪ Ring the bell
Let's all come in And join the fun ♪

[bell rings]

♪ And now class has begun ♪

[Sweetie] I need those
port-side thrusters engaged yesterday

if we want to destroy
these space aliens.

Oh, yeah!

[exclaims]

What a ridiculous amount
of energy for such a pointless endeavor.

Nearly done signing
my new headshots.

You never know

when a throng of needy admirers
might find me. [chuckles]

Good morning, Loo Bru!

Ahh!

[chuckles]

Hey, Babs, can you help us
with our one-liner final?

You always have
a high-energy zinger.

Here's the scenario.

I'm flattened
by a falling piano.

My head pops out,
thin as a piece of paper,

and I look at the camera,
and say...

I've heard of an existence
devoid of purpose,

but this is ridiculous.

[gasps]

The melancholy,
the indifference.

You're so much less...
[grunts] Babs-like.

I just feel like
everything is... [sighs]

I love Acme Loo,
but I'm homesick.

Oof! This is not good.

I love it here,
and I love all my new friends.

But there's no substitute
for home.

Hmm...

- [gasps]
- [light bulb dings]

I know what'll cheer you up.

The new Acme Loo
Course Catalog.

A new and exciting class
will remind you

why you came to Acme Loo
in the first place.

Oh. Road Runner is teaching
the classics.

Beep, beep.

Okay. How about
Intro to Vegan Hunting with Elmer Fudd?

[sighs]

Okay, no cabbages.

S.T.A.R.S.

Students travelling across
remote space.

Taught by the one and only
Marvin the Martian.

This is a chance
to fly with the toon who destroyed asteroids.

Took on horrifying
space aliens.

You're going to love it, Babs.

We got to take this class.

And leave Earth?

But it's so nice here.

I don't know.

Maybe I should just lay low
until my homesickness passes?

Lay low? I'm not going
to watch you sulk.

I'm snapping you out of this
and signing us up for S.T.A.R.S.

[gasps] Stars?
Who will we meet?

Whippet Goldberg, Meryl Stork,
Fox J. Michael?

Not stars like celebrities.
[giggles]

Stars like space exploration.

Yo, Sweetie, you in?

[Sweetie]
Must upgrade warp drive.

Destroy the mothership.
Feast on glory.

- Sweetie...
- No use.

The new super-addictive
Nebula Blasters game just launched.

Nebula Blasters VII:
Battle for the Cyberlaser,

Also Brush Your Teeth
and Eat Something.

That's a weird title.

They had to name it that
for legal reasons.

What do you say, Babs?

What's more exciting
than getting to visit your own astrology sign?

You know you wanna.

I guess.

That's nearly the spirit.

- This whole going into space
idea makes me, uh- - Nervous.

How'd you know
what I was going to say?

Lucky guess.

I mean, space?

Whew. It's supposed
to be the final frontier,

which means there's no other
frontiers after it.

Just remember,
we're doing this for Babs.

[Plucky] Oh. I can't wait.

Fleayonce.

Dwayne "The Squawk" Johnson.

Chris Chimpsworth.

He's doing that thing
where he only hears what he wants to.

Don't be ridiculous.

Of course I can stay
for the regatta.

All right, space,

here we... come.

[creaking]

Ew, this ship is so old,

it can't possibly be safe.

[startled cry]

[laughs] Ah, come on.

Ah, this thing's good as new.

- [Hamton] Oh.
- Huh?

[sighs]

They say that in space,
no one can hear you scream.

Will the danger whistle
Mother gave me even work?

Pardon me. Excuse me.

- Pardon me.
- [thuds]

Excuse me.

Hmm. Where on earth
is my chair?

Oh-ho-ho.

Perfect throne
for this little dazzler.

[Marvin] So, you want to learn
about space?

From the safety
of planet Earth.

[all gasping]

[straining, groans]

Are we sure
this is the Marvin the Martian?

He's a hollow husk
of his former self.

I can relate.

Um, this might be
premature, but...

[whispering]
when are we going to space?

Going to space?

No, no, no.

I don't do that anymore.

Not since I was defeated
by the Scream farmers

of the Nogoodnik Nebula.

Who are they?

A war-like species
who fly ships

powered by the fear
of their enemies.

They're infamous
for capturing leaders,

destroying ships
and leaving no survivors.

Ooh. Hope I never have
the pleasure of meeting them.

I thought I could
take them on alone,

but had my astro-skirt
handed to me.

It was a large blow to my ego.

And I vowed never to show
my face in space again.

- So, we're not going to space?
- Whoo-hoo!

No space in this class.

Just teaching about space.

It's less stressful,
less exciting.

Steadier paycheck.

More boring.

And there's zero chance
of being blasted by lasers

and zero chances
of blasting lasers.

Okay. Lecture time.

A hull made of alloy steel
used to be...

This, for sure,
will perk up Babs.

I've heard more exciting
speeches from a sea slug.

Okay, okay.
We can work with this.

Babs, we're on
a real spaceship.

Sure beats the burrow
back home, huh?

I see buttons, lots of levers,

cool-shaped windows.

And look at these seats.

They turn all the way around.

Look, Sweetie's into it.

Thumbs hurt so much,
can't process outside world.

Ugh. Almost two minutes

and I haven't seen
a single star.

Where's Chickolas Cage?

Robert Battinson?

Michael B. Jaguar?

This isn't a class
about celebrities.

- It's a class about space.
- Why didn't anyone tell me?

You think the Andromeda Galaxy

is going to appreciate
this ensemble?

Had I known
there'd be no celebs,

I could have worn athleisure.

[Marvin]
Settle down, class, settle down,

so we can continue
learning about ship hulls

and the great nothingness.

[sighs] Wish I was home
reading stories with Mom.

This is a disaster.

Babs looks less excited
than the time we helped you

rank your house plants.

That was fun.

Never thought my Philodendron
would take number one.

We gotta show Babs
something amazing

that she could
never see back home.

It's time
for something drastic.

But many believe a carbon steel

to be more protective
against radiation.

[trumpeting]

There's a song I haven't heard
in a long time.

Doesn't it make you want to...

I don't know,
do something, like,

finally get revenge against
the Scream farmers of the Nogoodnik Nebula?

[chuckles] Oh why,
yes, it does.

My war-blood is running
a little hotter.

Oh, yeah. I see you out there.

Lassoing an asteroid
to get a speed boost,

harnessing the powers
of the cosmos

to exert your will
upon your enemy.

And, uh, spending
quality time with your friends.

To space!

[rumbling]

[Hamton screaming]

Yee-haw!

[screams]

Whoo-hoo!

These Plurgnuds think
they've got me cornered?

Yeah, right.

[sighs] Space...

How I've missed you.

I'd wrap my arms around you,

but that's
quantum-ly impossible.

- Oh. My atomic
reverse radiation blaster. - [energy crackling]

- Double quantum
molecular dehumidifier. - [device humming]

And, of course,

the Illudium R-37
Space Randomizer.

Can you believe this
has just been sitting here,

half-life-ing while I've been
too afraid to come to space?

What do you want
to do first, Babs?

Catch shooting stars?
Slide down Saturn's rings?

I'd say be sucked
into a black hole,

but I'm already there
emotionally.

Marvin, what do you say
we kick things up a notch?

I want Babs to see
something special.

Oh, I don't want that.

Trust me.

Ooh. What's the Randomizer do?

This puppy haphazardly
blasts us to a random point

in time and space.

So many bath bombs.

This place is a mess.

Whoo-hoo! Come to papa.

I think it says
off the planet, but not off the rack.

I suppose one little
randomizing jaunt would be fun.

[whirring]

[all screaming]

- [cow mooing]
- The Creamy Way Galaxy.

[roaring]

[screaming]

The Phenomena Galaxy.

Oh, good times.

[screaming]

Welcome
to the Nogoodnik Nebula.

[sputters]
Did you mention earlier

that this is where
the Scream farmers live?

Indeed.

And did you also mention

that they are
your sworn enemies?

Indeed!

What exactly are we doing here?

I'm not liking this.

Well, at least, you're not
homesick anymore.

Kinda hard,
now that I'm preoccupied

with an attack
by deadly aliens!

You did this
on purpose, Marvin.

No, I did.

[Scream Farmers screaming]

Oh, you can hear
screams in space.

[screaming]

Scream farmers
of the Nogoodnik Nebula!

Look at their
bloodthirsty eyes.

Their talon arms could rip
through a rhinoceros

with the precision of a laser.

Okay, refresh my memory.

You said their move
is to capture a ship's leader

and take everyone else
as prisoner.

Actually, it's capture
a ship's leader

and leave no survivors.

Okay, okay.

You see, I forgot
the second part.

[screaming]

Oh, peachy.

They released their war drones.

I can practically smell
my musky redemption.

[sniffs] Ooh, take it all in.

[explosion]

Um, you shot a few
but there's still, like, a thousand more!

Don't worry. Marvin the Martian
has got this under control.

Uh-oh.

Uh... Uh-oh?

Aha, you think
you've got me cornered?

Ha! I'll show you.

[cackling]

I'm fighting
your gravitational device.

It really looks
like you're not.

You're no match
for my brute strength.

Uh-oh.

Goodness!

[all screaming]

[gulps]

[screams]

Yes! Picked up
a Rougark protection point. Nothing can stop me.

[chuckles] How you feeling
now, Babs? Having fun?

Any ideas on a next move?

[grunts]

No time for homesickness.
My friends are in trouble!

I've got it.

[screams]

Buster, pull yourself
back in with this.

[Buster grunts]

[sigh of relief]

Whew. Fast-thinking, Babs.

Oh, they took our teacher

and our leader.

We can't fly a ship.

And how are we going
to rescue Marvin?

- And I just-
- [thuds]

Thanks for snapping me
out of my terror hole.

I did that 'cause I didn't know
what else to do. [laughs]

[gasps]

This is a nightmare!

[both groaning]

We ain't got no time
for slap fights,

freakouts or personal spats.

We have to get moving fast!

Or we're gonna be space dust.

Well, we may be
slightly under attack,

but I promised Babs
an adventure,

and Buster Bunny delivers.

[Hamton and Plucky screaming]

Oh, no! [sputters]

[all groan]

[both scream]

Hehe, all that space
and nowhere to hide.

Yes. Push that button.

That lever is useful, yes.

You're not helping.

Good leadership is delegating
to your underlings.

Ahh!

If Marvin couldn't beat
these things in his prime,

what chance do we have?

Marvin was trying
to do it alone.

We got each other.

This Acme Loo crew can do
anything we set our minds to.

[Plucky exclaims]

Okay, all we have to do

is destroy
these murderous drones,

save Marvin, and steer
ourselves away from certain doom. Simple.

Wahhh! Watch out! The drones.

Don't worry, she's talking
about the game.

Ah, interesting.

Then it's a coincidence
that we are also being attacked by drones!

We're still outnumbered!

The one time I don't give
my full, undivided attention to a lecture,

it just so happens to provide
life-or-death info.

- If we live,
you can see my notes. - Hamton.

You were paying attention.

Did Marvin say anything
about increasing the power of our weapons?

No.

But do you remember his lesson
about the materials used

to construct spaceships?

- No.
- No.

No.

This spaceship is made
out of carbon steel,

which reflects radiation.

Hamton, that's genius.

Why, thank you.

It's reflective, so to create
an omnidirectional blast,

the ship just needs
to fire on itself.

Fire on ourselves?

[sputtering] That's not where
I was going with that.

[powering up]

[screaming]

[all cheering]

[Hamton and Plucky screaming]

[Babs] They're flying
too randomly.

We need someone
with perfect aim to do this.

[Sweetie] Yes, got another one.

And another one. [laughs]

Sweetie, you put down
your console

and woman these controls!

I can't, I'm steering
the mothership.

Oh, wow.

Wait. Have we been
in space this whole time?

- Yes.
- You got to start setting timers for breaks.

Sweetie, I need your
thumb-eye coordination now

on these blasters.

[laughs]

Yeah.

I came here to eat birdseed
and kick butt.

And I'm all out of birdseed.

[exclaiming]

Hamton, I need energy
in the thrusters.

Okay, I think I'm doing that.

Plucky, get Sweetie some room
on the left flank.

Yes, ma'am.

Buster, grab me
some cheesy snackies.

[laughs cunningly]

This is way more fun
when it's real.

Minus the imminent
impending doom.

Now to rescue Marvin.

For speedy-yet-satisfying
rescue missions,

you can wear this.
[softly] Fashion.

[cow moos]

[all cheering]

[beeps]

[chittering in alien language]

[screaming]

[beeping]

I've always been the driver,
never the passenger.

This is fun!

[all exclaiming]

[both] Bath bomb.

Those were real bombs?

Imagine if I had wanted
a relaxing bath?

[screeching despondently]

You did it, Babs.

Way to go, sis.

How can I ever thank you?

Not only did I rediscover
my love of adventure,

but I didn't explode
in the process.

Are those my clothes?

Maybe no. Yes?

What a day.

Month, year.

Does time even exist up here?

Anyway, Marvin is back
in the game.

And how are you feeling?

I'm still kind of homesick,
but this was amazing.

Adventures like these
are why I came to Acme Loo in the first place.

That's right.

And I realize now
that I may have been pushing you too hard.

Sadness isn't always a thing
that can be fixed.

I should have just been there
for you and listened.

I'll try harder next time.

Thanks, brother.

So, just to be clear,
all we had to do was

be there for you?

We didn't have to risk
our lives in the dead of space?

Nope. Not at all.

All right, let's head
back to Earth.

Well, now that we're up here,
I do want to see

what Sweetie can do
with this ship.

And maybe see a couple more
of Plucky's outfits.

And Marvin, tell me again
about the Randomizer.

And Buster,
what do you think this does?

Whoo! Yeah!

Can you drop me off
at home first?

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