All language subtitles for Tiny Toons Looniversity s02e02 Slay Cheese.eng

[theme song playing]

- ♪ We're tiny ♪
- ♪ We're toony ♪

♪ We're learning to be looney ♪

♪ And we'll be famous sooney
At the college of our dreams ♪

♪ We got our admissions ♪

♪ Important for tuitions ♪

♪ Fulfilling our ambitions
With our faculty esteemed ♪

♪ At Acme Looniversity
We'll earn our toon degree ♪

♪ The teaching staff's
Been getting laughs ♪

♪ Since 1933 ♪

- ♪ We're classmates ♪
- ♪ And roommates ♪

♪ We paid
The out-of-state rates ♪

♪ Let's grab the books and go
Class is about to start ♪

♪ They're furry
They're funny ♪

♪ We're Babs and Buster Bunny ♪

♪ Their comedy is funny ♪

♪ And their friendship's
Guaranteed ♪

♪ Hamton is worried
And Sweetie's a tough birdie ♪

♪ And if you're lucky
Plucky is the perfect... ♪

Frenemy!

♪ So here's where
The greatest toons ♪

♪ All got their humble start ♪

♪ There's quite
A lot of history ♪

♪ For teaching looney arts ♪

♪ We're tiny, we're toony
We can't wait to be looney ♪

♪ Ring the bell
Let's all come in And join the fun ♪

[bell rings]

♪ And now class has begun ♪

[dance music playing]

[pleasant music playing]

[Babs snoring]

[cell phone alarm ringing]

Aw.

Picture day, today! All right!

[humming tune]

[tap squeaking]

[gasps] What is this?

[sinister music playing]

[sighs wearily]
What's all the ruckus?

My alarm
didn't even go off yet.

No, no, no, no, no!

A pimple!

And one that talks!

[groaning] Not on picture day!

Oh, picture day!

Is it too late
to get my hair done?

Not today.

Wait! I'm not ready.

There's so much
to be done.

- [grunting]
- You don't want a scar, do you?

- [gasps]
- Pop me and you'll always regret it.

- [groans]
- [sighs]

Argh!

[amusing music playing]

It takes most toons
eons to perfect manipulating mirrors.

I, of course, am a natural.

Mmm-hmm.

[whimpers nervously]

- [saxophone music playing]
- [kisses]

[growls]

Ha, ha.

[crashes]

My hair has to be perfect
for picture day.

What do I even wear?

Pictures are a lot of pressure,
and I don't do well under pressure.

I fainted the last time
I tried to poach an egg.

I'm not worried.

[laughs maniacally]
You should be.

This is the most
important picture you'll ever take.

This photo
will solidify your place in Acme-toon history!

[suspenseful music playing]

[gulps]

I've got pictures down.

I've had the same haircut and do the
same pose every year since middle school.

I got this.

[laughing maniacally]

Get a load
of this one here, class.

You're overconfidence
about picture day

reminds me of a young,
naive Bugs Bunny.

[gasps] Wow.

[chuckling] I'm flattered.

Not a compliment.

Pulled this out of the confidential
files headed for the incinerator.

This is Bugs Bunny

before he found
his signature look. Ha!

[all gasp]

That's Bugs.

He looks like a gangly mess.

[laughing] Yes, he does.

He looked like this
in every single photo.

That Bugs Bunny
was destined for obscurity.

[sighs] But then Bugs reinvented himself
in his first picture for Acme Loo,

and we all know
what happened next.

Fame, adoration,
beloved celebrity,

blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah, blah.

So, one picture really
made him into a star?

Everything's on the line here.

My career, my...
My passions, my dreams!

I need a new look
for picture day.

It worked for Bugs.

Remember, kids,
your Acme Loo school photo must be perfect

or you'll end up some nobody
that no one will ever remember.

- Ever remember!
- [sinister music playing]

[softly] Ever remember.
Ever remember.

And that is how
a professor earns a half day.

Whoo-hoo!

[shudders]

Ahhh! I need
to get rid of this pimple!

Oh, no. I look the same
in my photo every year.

I think my style
might be boring!

No, no. Your style is what
boring wears when it has a job interview.

[grumbles]

[sighs] Maybe I do need
a new look.

You just need a makeover.

I could give you a new haircut
in no time.

[punk music playing]

You'd do that for me?

Yes. As your friend

and as an artist.

Cool, cool. Yeah.

- Um, Plucky.
- Hmm.

Would you be my awesome friend
and help me pick a new outfit?

Oh, buddy.
I'm so, so sorry.

No.

I'm very busy collecting
these abandoned mirrors

and filling them all with me.

- [kisses]
- [romantic music playing]

Professor Coyote.

I need something
for this pimple.

It's kind of an emergency.

That's a little dramatic.

[mysterious music playing]

Um, okay.

[grunts] Thank you very much!

Okay, kid. Take a seat.

Hope you're ready
for a hair-venture.

I'm really excited
to see what you do.

I need to know.

Do you trust me?

Um, yeah.

Good. 'Cause I'm an artist
and you are my canvas.

And I want you to know
I would never do anything to hurt my canvas.

Unless it somehow
made sense for the art.

[groans nervously]

Now, what do we have here?

Float cream. Mmm.

Growth cream.

These are weird face creams.

- Ah-ha! Shrink Cream!
- [gasps]

See you never again, pimple!

[gasping]

- Ow!
- [laughing]

[laughing maniacally]

No!

- I'm shrinking. I'm shrinking!
- [pops]

Yes, you are.

[gasps]

Oh, no. Oh, no.

Oh, no!

[screaming]

[grunting]

[screaming]

Well, well, well.

Looks like the tweezers
are in the other hand now, sis.

[sighs wearily]

[groaning] "Mega shrink cream."

"Shrink it all away"?

"Trademark!"

Should have
read that first, huh?

[screaming]

Do I look memorable?

Perfect timing.

I'm almost done with Buster.

[exclaiming in horror]

Oh... Oh, my.

Oh, wow.
I've really outdone myself.

It's perfect.

I accept all forms of praise
for my art.

Verbal, applause,
some sort of official certificate.

Whatever's easiest for you.

- [ship horns blaring]
- [exclaiming in horror]

- Do you love it?
- I love it.

It looks just like yours.

What do you think, Hamton?

I think what Buster said
is 100% accurate.

[grunting] Oh, you're right.

I broke the first rule
of great hair-art.

You need an original look.

Yep. That's the only issue.

But I don't wanna waste
any more of your time.

So, I'm just gonna
scooch on over to another hairstylist.

You can go over to Clip Clubs.

Ask for Dot. Tell her
to give you the Soup Bowl.

No! I can give you
another look.

I know just what you need.

Should I tell her
I'm not a fan of her hair-art?

I don't know, Buster.

One time I mentioned her spaghetti
sauce could use a teeny dash of salt,

and she pretended
not to know who I was for three weeks.

Good point.
I guess we'll give this another shot.

Maybe we could do something
a little more me.

I got you, buddy.

[chain saw revving]

[chuckles nervously]

Um, good luck.

- [chain saw whirring]
- [Buster screaming]

[screaming]

[groans] Is there
a volume-shrinking cream around here?

My ears are so sensitive.

[grunts] If you hadn't
shown up, I wouldn't be a teeny-tiny toony.

I wouldn't have had
to use the shrink cream.

I would have had
the perfect picture day,

and I wouldn't have gotten
barbecue sauce on my favorite sweater.

How is that last one my fault?

It's not. I'm just upset.

I was just sitting here,
enjoying my life,

filling myself with gunk,

and then you came along,

poking at me,
and jabbing at me,

and slathering me
with shrink cream.

[both grunting]

Wait a minute.

There were other creams
in that box.

Yes, there was a cream
for that and one for that.

And there was a growth cream!

Oh, great plan, Babs.

We'll just stroll on over
from here to there!

Hmm?

Sweetie, why are you using
so much hair dye?

Buster, trust is the foundation
of any relationship,

and any hot dog you eat
at a stadium.

[groaning]

- Ooh!
- [groans softly]

Huh? It seems someone
has purloined the perch for my posterior.

Buster, did you...

[laughs hysterically]

You look like you lost
a fight to a lawnmower.

I'm only halfway done.

If Plucky doesn't like it,
it must be a great cut.

[intense music playing]

[screaming]

Now for the detail work.

[groans] Great!

I left my best trimmer
in my nest.

I'll be right back.

Not one word.

I have four.

Acme Loo picture day.

[crying hysterically]
What am I gonna do?

At this point, I'd probably
just start over.

At a new haircut?

No. At a different school.

Not helpful.

I can't tell Sweetie
that I don't like what she's doing.

It's not my style.

I'm a supportive pal.

The easygoing friend.

Can't relate.

But what about the photo?

And though, it will in no way
even begin to rival mine,

what about your career?

- [melancholy music playing]
- [Buster sighs wearily]

Just tell her
what you actually think.

No! I can't.

Being honest is the best way
to get what you want, Buster.

Repeat after me.

It's fair to share
that Sweetie ruined my hair.

It's fair to share
that Sweetie ruined my hair?

It's fair to share
that Sweetie ruined my hair.

It's fair to share
that Sweetie ruined my hair!

My goodness.
I think he's got it.

[classical music playing]

Oh, okay.

Hamton lose bet.

Eh... No. It's for picture day.

This photo's going to
affect my future.

Which is really important
'cause, um, [chuckles]

that's when I'm planning
on doing most things.

Uh, hate to break it.

- Future, not bright.
- [groans softly]

Try this.

[hip-hop music playing]

Wait a minute.

I'm not the governor
of Yum Country.

This mean Dizzy
not eat garbage chips?

No. You can have those.

[vacuum machine whirring]

[gulps]

I might be tiny,
but that doesn't mean I'm not mighty.

What are you mumbling about?

I've got to plan.

I hate to break it to you,

but this pimple doesn't
do physical activity.

I'm more of a lone drone
kind of girl.

Yeah, okay. Don't worry.

I'll be doing
all the heavy lifting.

First, we scale my desk.

Good luck pulling that off.

[Babs] Can I finish?

Once we're on top of the desk,
we've got hop our way across the keyboard,

then speak past
today's lunch.

After that, we scale my books
to get to my dental floss.

Well, one of my dental flosses.

From there, I hook us up
to a harness.

We zip-line over
to the bedpost.

We repel down to the bed
and make our way to the growth cream

by 3:00 p.m.

Picture's at 3:05.

No problem.

I have two problems with this.

It sounds dangerous.

And I don't like it.

Why don't we just accept
that we're floor folk now?

I could see myself
living down here, putting down roots,

learning to work the land.

You ain't calling
the shots, pimple.

See? Gum gloves and gum shoes.

That's disgusting.

And I'm a pimple.

This is our ticket.

Up there.

[exhilarating music playing]

[grunts]

[grunting]

[both squeaking faintly]

[gasps] The gum's
losing its stickiness.

[both grunt]

[exhilarating music playing]

Ah-ha! We did it!

I mean, I did it!

- [laughs exultantly]
- Mmm-hmm.

Okay, we're almost
to the growth cream.

Just need to get
to the floss which is right there.

[both exclaiming]

[bubbles popping]

Oh, no. I forgot about my soda.

I don't like the look
of that carbonation.

Nothing a little me
can't handle.

[panting]

[grunting]

[roaring]

[grunts]

Gotten this far!
The rest is nothing.

Now you're just showing off.

[exclaims]

[both exclaiming] Yes!

[yelping]

[screaming]

- [suspenseful music playing]
- Huh?

- [exclaiming]
- [grunting]

[bottle clinking]

[glass breaking]

- You saved me!
- You saved me!

[squishing]

All right.

All we need to do is use this
to zip-line over to the bed and we're done.

Oh, no!
Just a tiny bit at the end.

I can't do nothing with this.

Curse you,
dental-hygiene routine!

[wailing]

[both] It's fair to share
that Sweetie...

- [chain saw revving]
- Were you saying something about me?

[straining] Yes.
Buster thinks your haircut...

Is a gift!
[chuckles nervously] A real gift.

Thank you.

- Where are you going?
- Me?

I have a picture to take.

Opinions to express to toons
who need to hear them.

Good luck, Buster.

I really meant that.

[laughing maniacally]

All right.
Let's finish this masterpiece.

[drilling]

And there.

Bro, I did such a good job.

[exclaiming in horror]

[screaming]

You like it that much?

I do.
[gulps] I really do.

But, I think, um...

[breathing heavily]

I think it's not for me.

I just wanna look like myself!

[sighs] Why didn't you
just say so?

[pops]

I didn't wanna
hurt your feelings

when you were
just trying to help me.

Hurt my feelings?

Buster, I know everyone
is not going to like my work,

and that's okay.

But what about
your spaghetti sauce?

[screaming] What about
my spaghetti sauce?

Nothing, nothing.

It's okay to be honest with me.

[sighs] Sorry for making you
go through all this, Sweetie.

No prob.
So, you want me to fix it?

- [chuckles nervously]
And by fix it, you mean... - [trimmer buzzing]

[cell phone alarm beeping]

[groans softly]

It's all my fault.

Mama told me
if I studied hard in school,

I could have been
something respectable,

like a birthmark.

But I cut corners,
and now I'm just an annoying pimple

ruining a nice bunny's
picture day.

I just wanted my picture
to show me as a great director.

It must be pretty important
to look good when you're a director.

No, it's not about me
looking perfect.

It's about showing
my authentic self.

[pleasant music playing]

And that authentic self,
the real Babs Bunny includes you, pimple.

If I had two extra pores,
I'd be crying out of them.

[gasps]

I have an idea
to get us out of this mess.

How good are you at origami?

[chuckles softly] The best.

[exciting music playing]

- Hmm?
- Uh-huh.

- [airplane whizzing]
- [straining]

You did it, Babs.

We did it.

[grunting]

Leftie, loosey.

Righty, tightie.

[screams]

Whoo-hoo!

[trimmer buzzing]

Sweetie, this is amazing.

My hair looks perfect.

I look like me.

You ready for that photo, bro?

Yeah, bro.

None of these looks
work for me.

Hamton, right.

Hamton go as Hamton for photo.

Really?

If I don't need a costume,
what have we been doing?

Dizzy get nachos.
Hamton get self-discovery.

Hmm? Oh.

[upbeat music playing]

I'm ready.

[lively music playing]

Next.

[chuckles softly]

Huh?

- Uh...
- Next.

[Plucky scoffs]

- Next.
- [growls]

[giant Babs] I'm here.

- [doorbell chiming]
- They're here.

The photos that will determine
our entire tooning careers.

Ooh, ooh. Let me see!

My classic look never fails.

We look great.

[giant Babs]
Can I see the pics?

I'm cute.

Okay, so we used
too much growth cream.

Professor Coyote said
it'd wear off in a week or so.

Giant fingers crossed.

[theme music playing]

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