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Hey, man. Hey.
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What's with the bag?
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I'm thinking about
joining that new gym
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that opened up down the block.
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Oh.
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Yeah. You know, if
I can get someone
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to join with me, we get
a half-off membership.
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I would, but I'm still working
on the "before" picture.
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Palmer, Heffernan, get in here.
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What's he want to see us for?
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I don't know. Oh, you know what?
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I dropped a package, and I signed
your name on the incident report,
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but that doesn't explain
why he wants to see me.
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Sir, before you lay into Palmer
about the broken package,
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I want you to know it wasn't him.
It was me.
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You see, my wife, she's
got, uh, bladder issues.
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Um, you may not know this,
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but, well, over the
last couple of years,
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I developed a little bit
of a drinking problem.
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Really?
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Get out of here.
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Yeah, and, well, apparently at
the company picnic last weekend,
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I crossed the line with
a couple of the wives.
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Hey, who didn't, man? It's a picnic.
Whoo!
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The thing is, the legal
department and I
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have decided that tomorrow, I'm gonna
check myself into a rehab center
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just outside of Syracuse.
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Nice.
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I got a sweatshirt
from Syracuse.
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I'd loan it to you,
but it's a double xl.
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It probably wouldn't fit.
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You know what? I have an old
oneonta sweatshirt that my-
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sorry.
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They have asked me to
pick somebody to fill in
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while I'm on vacation,
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and, well, since you two
are the senior drivers,
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whichever one of you
wants it, I don't care.
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I got to go write my name
in all my underwear.
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So, uh, how are we
gonna decide this?
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Here's one way. I
don't want to do it.
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Ok. Great. All right.
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Oh, right. Her.
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I just know how she's always on
you to make more of yourself.
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Yeah. She's still pushing
that rock up that hill.
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You know what? No, man.
I'm my own man, ok?
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I'm not taking orders from her.
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I'll do what I want.
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If I don't feel like doing
it, I ain't doing it.
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You sure?
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Absolutely, Mr. supervisor.
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I'm going to take a nap now.
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Don't be a jerk about that.
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I just got a call from Mr.
Kaufman's assistant.
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She wants to make sure all
the secretaries are here.
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Really? Why?
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I think they're giving us gifts
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for all the hard work we did
on the east side project.
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Oh, I wonder what.
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You know, over at
bader and Nash,
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they closed a huge deal, and
all the assistants got cars.
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Dawn, we're not
getting cars, honey.
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Although the partners did make, like,
a kajillion dollars on this deal.
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Actually, didn't Mr.
Kaufman say in the memo
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that he appreciated our drive?
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Yes, he did! Yeah.
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Oh, my God. Could you
imagine if we got cars?
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I wonder if we get
to pick the color.
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I'm feeling lightheaded now.
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Oh, my God. Hey. What's this?
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Just a thank-you from Mr. Kaufman
for everyone's hard work.
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What is this? Soap?
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And lotion. Made
from mustard seeds.
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Congratulations!
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Ok, you know what? I'm seeing
a lot of tissue paper here
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and not a lot of car keys.
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What did this cost
him-like, 10 bucks?
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I think this stuff is from
that hotel we're tearing down.
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What? They got it for free?
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I kind of like it. It'll feel
like I'm staying in a fancy hotel
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right in my own apartment.
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I can't believe that.
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I mean, this is like
getting nothing.
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This is like a slap in the face.
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Oh, ladies. I see you
got your gift baskets.
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Got 'em and love 'em.
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Hey, baby.
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What smells like mustard?
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My bonus.
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Quick thing. Today I
had a chance to become
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a temporary supervisor,
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but I told Deacon
he should take it.
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Ok.
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You understand that this
could be a permanent thing,
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but I like driving,
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and I ain't doing it.
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Doug, look, I know all you
want to be is a driver.
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I'm ok with it.
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Oh, I get what you're doing.
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A little reverse
psychology thing.
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You say all I can
be is a driver,
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and I say, "oh, I'll show her."
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But you know what?
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It didn't work when
roge tried it on rerun,
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and it ain't gonna work on me.
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Doug, a little story. Sit. Sit.
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Remember a couple of
months ago I sent you
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to that investment
seminar in the city?
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Yeah.
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I wanted you to learn a little
bit about managing money
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investing in our future.
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What did you come back with?
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Some kittens.
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Kittens.
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That's all right, baby.
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While I was driving around
trying to find them homes,
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I realized, you know what?
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Nothing good has ever
come from me pushing you.
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You are who you are,
and I'm ok with it.
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Really?
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Yeah. Were there some tears?
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Sure.
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Did I look into a one-way
ticket to Miami?
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Absolutely.
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But you know what? I made my peace
with it, and I'm ok with it.
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I'll show her.
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Good morning, ladies.
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Good morning.
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Question. Are any of
your husbands mechanics?
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I can't figure out the seat
warmers on my new Bentley.
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No. Sorry. Sorry.
I can't help you.
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Well, someone got a new car.
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You know what I'd like to do?
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I'd like to go over
there and say,
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"yeah, you know why you have
a half-million-dollar car?
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"Because of us.
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"Now you want your seat warmed?
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Why don't you sit on those
cheap-ass candles you gave us?"
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Uh, pardon me, ladies.
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I never get my own coffee.
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Which one is the decaf?
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Oh, it's the one
on the right, sir.
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You know, sir, maybe if
you got your own coffee
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once in a while, you'd
know which was which.
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Excuse me?
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Maybe you'd understand what
we go through around here.
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We worked really, really
hard on that last project,
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and what did we get?
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Stinky baskets.
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So if you want your seat warmed,
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why don't you sit on those
cheap-ass candles you gave us?
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What is your name?
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Dawn Morgan.
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Bye, dawn.
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Well, miss Morgan,
you're absolutely right.
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I have been so busy
with the new car
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and getting the
summer house ready,
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I guess I had forgotten
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the people who made
all this possible.
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Thank you, dawn, for
speaking your mind.
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That took moxie, and that's
exactly the kind of thing
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we need around here.
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You're going places, young lady.
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Crap.
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Morning.
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Hey, man.
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Uh, what are you doing?
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Oh, you know what? I
decided I want to be
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fill-in supervisor after all.
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What?
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Yeah. You know what Carrie
said to me last night?
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She said she accepts
me for who I am.
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Well, I'm sure that
must have hurt,
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but I'm all set up here.
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Oh? Well, hey, maybe we
could do the job together.
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Two heads are better
than one, right?
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Well, theoretically, but-
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there you go. All right!
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Whoo! What a rush.
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Ha ha ha! Yep, making it work.
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Making it work.
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What have you got there?
Some time cards?
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Float me some of those bad boys.
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Give me some. All right.
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I'll work on that.
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Ok. Oh, I just need
this thing here.
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Sorry. Here we go.
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What's the matter? The
numbers ain't adding up?
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No. Did you have any idea
Gomez's middle name was Eugene?
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It doesn't fit.
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Ok, you know what? Time cards
is more of a one-man job, so...
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What do you want me to do?
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Um, I'm sure we got something around
here that you might be right for.
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Ok, now, this is all wrong.
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We need a smoother transition
from salty to sweet,
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and you know what?
Lose the raisins.
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It's just making the guys angry.
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This is the stuff
they always order.
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Ok, hey. New sheriff
in town, all right?
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Now, who do I talk to
about a carving station?
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Everything's looking good.
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I synchronized all the clocks
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and I spoke to the janitor.
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First thing Monday,
new urinal cakes.
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Good work.
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Yeah? Oh, hey, Wally.
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I'm really sorry about the
late deliveries this morning.
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The bridge was closed.
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It's ok. Just
remember, next time,
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radio in, and we'll give
you an alternate route.
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Will do, sir.
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And thanks for being
cool about it.
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Not a problem. And
listen, call me Deacon.
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Sure.
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Hey, I'm cool with it, too.
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Uh-huh.
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Call me Doug.
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Hey, uh,
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they know I'm
supervisor, too, right?
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They don't know that you're not.
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Excuse me. Palmer here.
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No, no. They have
to be out by 3:00.
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All right, look, just
start loading them up.
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All right, bye.
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Got trouble on the loading dock?
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You want me to get into it?
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Nah. I got it. Just don't...
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Oh, Deac's not here?
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I'll come back.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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I'm supervisor, too. What's up?
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I was just looking for
my route assignment.
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Oh, right... No problem.
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There you are. You're
going to Jersey.
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Jersey?
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Yeah, that's right, New Jersey.
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I don't usually do
runs out of state.
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Oh, you don't usually
do runs out of state?
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You're going to Jersey.
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Wow. Yeah, wow.
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So you're really moving
to the 19th floor?
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Yeah. And all because I blew up at Mr.
Kaufman.
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I don't even know where
all that stuff came from.
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I think I do.
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Anyway, they're having a pizza party
for me upstairs, so... gotta scoot.
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I'm really, really
gonna miss you guys.
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Aw, aren't you just
made of sugar.
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Here, let me help you.
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Uh, Mr. Kaufman.
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Yes, Carrie.
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Listen, I just want to tell you that
we worked really hard on that project,
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and all we got was some
stupid gift baskets.
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So if you want
your seats warmed,
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why don't you sit on those
cheap-ass candles you gave us.
254
00:12:02,271 --> 00:12:05,073
Yeah.
255
00:12:05,140 --> 00:12:08,759
You're just repeating what
dawn said this morning.
256
00:12:08,827 --> 00:12:11,663
Dawn talked to you?
257
00:12:11,730 --> 00:12:12,980
I believe you were right there.
258
00:12:13,048 --> 00:12:14,398
Oh, no, that wasn't me.
259
00:12:14,466 --> 00:12:16,868
You know, all us white
girls look alike.
260
00:12:16,935 --> 00:12:19,303
Ha ha!
261
00:12:19,371 --> 00:12:20,938
What's going on?
262
00:12:21,006 --> 00:12:23,224
All right, look, all that
stuff that dawn said to you
263
00:12:23,292 --> 00:12:25,126
came from me.
264
00:12:25,193 --> 00:12:26,260
What?
265
00:12:26,328 --> 00:12:27,311
I said it first.
266
00:12:27,379 --> 00:12:29,180
All right, behind your
back, but it was all me.
267
00:12:29,247 --> 00:12:31,315
Not her, me.
268
00:12:31,383 --> 00:12:32,533
That may be true, Carrie,
269
00:12:32,601 --> 00:12:34,702
but she's the one
who had the moxie
270
00:12:34,770 --> 00:12:36,103
to say it to my face.
271
00:12:36,171 --> 00:12:37,555
But it was my moxie.
272
00:12:37,622 --> 00:12:40,424
She stole my moxie.
273
00:12:40,492 --> 00:12:44,145
Excuse me. I have a long
drive to the island, so...
274
00:12:44,213 --> 00:12:45,996
Look, Mr. Kaufman, I
really do have moxie.
275
00:12:46,064 --> 00:12:47,865
Ok, look, I can say
stuff to your face.
276
00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:51,069
You're bald.
277
00:12:51,136 --> 00:12:52,837
Try fat and bald.
278
00:12:52,905 --> 00:12:55,206
Mmm-hmm. And you know what?
I steal stuff.
279
00:12:55,273 --> 00:12:57,208
Not little things like pens-
280
00:12:57,275 --> 00:12:59,443
big stuff.
281
00:12:59,511 --> 00:13:02,546
Moxie?
282
00:13:02,614 --> 00:13:05,466
Carrie, stealing is
a fireable offense.
283
00:13:05,533 --> 00:13:06,817
The kind of fireable offense
284
00:13:06,885 --> 00:13:08,619
you've been needing around here?
285
00:13:13,826 --> 00:13:15,209
Again, I apologize.
286
00:13:15,277 --> 00:13:17,395
You'll get your shipment
first thing in the morning.
287
00:13:17,462 --> 00:13:18,830
Ok.
288
00:13:18,898 --> 00:13:20,598
What are you doing
route assignments for?
289
00:13:20,666 --> 00:13:23,918
Just putting the co in co-supervisor.
Why? What's up?
290
00:13:23,986 --> 00:13:28,122
You sent out 4 parts of a TV
stand in 4 different trucks.
291
00:13:28,190 --> 00:13:30,124
Well, the president and
the vice president
292
00:13:30,192 --> 00:13:32,359
never travel in the same
plane together, so...
293
00:13:32,427 --> 00:13:33,861
Next question.
294
00:13:33,929 --> 00:13:37,064
Ok, how about explaining why
nobody north of Hillside Avenue
295
00:13:37,132 --> 00:13:38,633
got their packages today?
296
00:13:38,701 --> 00:13:39,867
All right, negative Nellie,
297
00:13:39,935 --> 00:13:41,736
what about South of Hillside?
298
00:13:41,804 --> 00:13:44,071
Oh, they got packages,
just the wrong ones.
299
00:13:44,139 --> 00:13:45,524
I tell you, this
co-supervisor thing
300
00:13:45,591 --> 00:13:46,858
just ain't working out for me.
301
00:13:46,926 --> 00:13:48,310
What are you trying to say?
302
00:13:48,377 --> 00:13:50,528
I'm saying you suck and
I want you out of here.
303
00:13:50,595 --> 00:13:51,696
Ok, well, I'm not
going anywhere,
304
00:13:51,764 --> 00:13:52,697
and you know what? Now I think
of it, you're out of here.
305
00:13:52,765 --> 00:13:54,131
You go, go.
306
00:13:54,199 --> 00:13:56,534
All right, fine, we got to figure
out some way to settle this.
307
00:13:56,602 --> 00:13:57,702
Fine.
308
00:13:57,770 --> 00:13:59,887
Let's have a staring contest.
309
00:14:02,591 --> 00:14:04,142
We're talking about our careers.
310
00:14:04,210 --> 00:14:06,177
I'm not gonna have this
whole thing decided-
311
00:14:06,245 --> 00:14:07,662
you blinked! You blinked! I won!
312
00:14:07,730 --> 00:14:08,797
Get out.
313
00:14:08,864 --> 00:14:10,315
There was no staring contest.
314
00:14:10,382 --> 00:14:11,382
There absolutely was.
315
00:14:11,450 --> 00:14:12,951
I suggested it. You locked in.
It was on.
316
00:14:13,018 --> 00:14:14,736
Not a person in the world
would disagree with me.
317
00:14:14,803 --> 00:14:15,453
All right, fine. You know what?
318
00:14:15,605 --> 00:14:16,871
You're supervisor.
Have fun with it.
319
00:14:16,889 --> 00:14:18,155
Great. I will be.
320
00:14:18,224 --> 00:14:19,524
Thanks for being a part of the team.
You're a good man.
321
00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:20,658
Moron.
322
00:14:20,726 --> 00:14:21,960
Call me Doug.
323
00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:27,331
Yo.
324
00:14:27,399 --> 00:14:29,200
Hey, it's Danny.
325
00:14:29,268 --> 00:14:32,453
I think there's something wrong
with the route you gave me.
326
00:14:32,488 --> 00:14:36,123
You take 95 South to route 27.
327
00:14:36,191 --> 00:14:38,376
I don't think I can go
any further, you know?
328
00:14:38,444 --> 00:14:40,027
It looks a little dangerous.
329
00:14:40,095 --> 00:14:43,130
Maybe I should just turn
around and start heading back.
330
00:14:43,198 --> 00:14:46,150
Whoa, whoa. Guy, you're an I.P.S.
Driver.
331
00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:48,986
Sometimes that means putting
your life on the line.
332
00:14:49,005 --> 00:14:50,672
I don't think it does.
333
00:14:50,739 --> 00:14:52,973
Look, now is a bad time
for you to come back here
334
00:14:53,041 --> 00:14:54,875
and embarrass me in
front of Deacon,
335
00:14:54,943 --> 00:14:56,644
so just drive, dammit.
336
00:14:56,679 --> 00:14:57,762
Fine!
337
00:15:11,444 --> 00:15:13,444
Because I'm the one
who said it first,
338
00:15:13,512 --> 00:15:15,112
so I deserve the office.
339
00:15:15,180 --> 00:15:16,447
I mean, if you can't see that,
340
00:15:16,515 --> 00:15:19,651
then you're just a
freaking idiot.
341
00:15:19,718 --> 00:15:20,885
Hey.
342
00:15:20,952 --> 00:15:22,052
Call your mom.
343
00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:26,007
Ok. So, did you, uh,
344
00:15:26,075 --> 00:15:27,625
you ever done it with
a supervisor before?
345
00:15:27,693 --> 00:15:29,327
Hmm?
346
00:15:29,395 --> 00:15:31,045
When I worked at shoe town.
347
00:15:31,112 --> 00:15:33,581
And beverage barn. And then-
348
00:15:33,649 --> 00:15:35,116
ok, you know what? I was
just trying to be cute.
349
00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:37,285
Wasn't looking for
an actual answer.
350
00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:40,672
But you are looking at the new I.P.S.
Supervisor.
351
00:15:40,739 --> 00:15:43,508
And all you thought I was
gonna be was a driver, right?
352
00:15:43,575 --> 00:15:46,110
That's gotta sting.
353
00:15:46,178 --> 00:15:49,597
Actually, it doesn't. It
couldn't come at a better time
354
00:15:49,665 --> 00:15:51,465
because I mouthed off
to my boss today
355
00:15:51,533 --> 00:15:53,534
and I think I might lose my job.
356
00:15:53,602 --> 00:15:55,103
What?
357
00:15:55,170 --> 00:15:57,856
I might lose my job. What?
358
00:15:57,923 --> 00:16:00,041
Yeah, I sent all the drivers
off in different directions,
359
00:16:00,109 --> 00:16:02,210
and I left my log
book at a Denny's,
360
00:16:02,278 --> 00:16:04,412
and I don't even know which Denny's.
I'm so fired.
361
00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:06,597
No, baby, come on, it
was your first day.
362
00:16:06,665 --> 00:16:08,099
You'll get better.
363
00:16:08,167 --> 00:16:09,750
Really think so?
364
00:16:09,818 --> 00:16:12,403
No.
365
00:16:12,471 --> 00:16:14,655
You're such an idiot.
366
00:16:14,723 --> 00:16:15,973
You screwed up at work, too!
367
00:16:16,041 --> 00:16:17,291
Not as bad as you.
368
00:16:17,359 --> 00:16:19,260
So, then why don't you go back
to your shoe town supervisor.
369
00:16:19,327 --> 00:16:20,528
Ah, he's gay now.
370
00:16:20,596 --> 00:16:21,863
Yeah, gee, I wonder why.
371
00:16:21,931 --> 00:16:23,264
All right, come on.
372
00:16:23,331 --> 00:16:26,834
Now, let's not turn on each
other just yet here, ok?
373
00:16:26,902 --> 00:16:28,168
All right, all right.
374
00:16:28,236 --> 00:16:29,954
All right, now let
me think here.
375
00:16:30,022 --> 00:16:33,007
Now, how much does
management upstairs know?
376
00:16:33,075 --> 00:16:33,924
I don't think very much at all
377
00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:35,342
'cause I don't
return their calls.
378
00:16:35,410 --> 00:16:36,544
Ok, that's good, that's good.
379
00:16:36,612 --> 00:16:37,779
So here's what you're gonna do.
380
00:16:37,846 --> 00:16:38,979
First thing tomorrow,
381
00:16:39,047 --> 00:16:41,516
you're gonna convince
Deacon to be supervisor.
382
00:16:41,583 --> 00:16:43,384
And by the time they realize
383
00:16:43,452 --> 00:16:45,219
how screwed up everything is,
384
00:16:45,287 --> 00:16:47,655
Deacon will be there
to take the fall.
385
00:16:47,723 --> 00:16:49,357
You can't do that.
Deacon will get fired.
386
00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:51,075
Nah, they won't fire him.
He's a minority.
387
00:16:52,745 --> 00:16:54,412
All right, and as for me,
388
00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:58,483
I gotta do whatever it
takes to keep my job.
389
00:16:58,551 --> 00:17:01,118
And I do mean whatever it takes.
390
00:17:01,186 --> 00:17:04,255
You ok with that?
391
00:17:04,322 --> 00:17:07,225
I assumed you'd been doing
that all along, so yeah.
392
00:17:11,147 --> 00:17:14,649
You wanted to see
me, supervisor?
393
00:17:14,716 --> 00:17:15,667
Yeah, deke, listen,
394
00:17:15,818 --> 00:17:18,586
I've been thinking,
and, uh, you're the guy
395
00:17:18,654 --> 00:17:20,889
who deserves to be
sitting back here.
396
00:17:20,956 --> 00:17:22,056
Oh, yeah?
397
00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:24,809
You won the staring contest.
398
00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:28,079
The truth is I blinked first.
399
00:17:28,147 --> 00:17:30,915
But you couldn't tell because
I have very fast blinking.
400
00:17:30,982 --> 00:17:33,484
I'm doing it right now.
Can you see?
401
00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:34,585
No, 'cause it's that fast.
402
00:17:34,653 --> 00:17:36,170
Anyway, congratulations.
403
00:17:36,238 --> 00:17:38,106
You got an angry call on line 3.
404
00:17:38,173 --> 00:17:39,773
You think I'm that stupid?
405
00:17:39,841 --> 00:17:41,542
All right, it was
all Carrie's idea.
406
00:17:41,609 --> 00:17:44,178
Well, you can tell her I'm not
gonna get fired for your screw-up.
407
00:17:44,245 --> 00:17:45,897
You're not gonna get fired.
You're a minority.
408
00:17:45,965 --> 00:17:48,099
What?
409
00:17:48,166 --> 00:17:49,433
Also Carrie. She's unbelievable.
410
00:17:49,501 --> 00:17:50,368
Oh...
411
00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:52,737
Hey, wallach!
412
00:17:52,805 --> 00:17:54,071
Yes, sir?
413
00:17:54,139 --> 00:17:55,289
Listen, guy, I've
been watching you
414
00:17:55,357 --> 00:17:57,024
since you started on Monday.
415
00:17:57,092 --> 00:17:59,126
And I gotta tell you, you
got the right stuff.
416
00:17:59,194 --> 00:18:01,195
I got a little proposal for you.
417
00:18:01,262 --> 00:18:01,912
I'm not taking your job.
418
00:18:01,980 --> 00:18:03,281
Fine! Send Danny in!
419
00:18:03,348 --> 00:18:04,031
Danny's not here.
420
00:18:04,099 --> 00:18:05,383
No one's seen him
since yesterday.
421
00:18:15,026 --> 00:18:17,194
Bobby!
422
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,634
Mr. Kaufman.
423
00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:30,124
Listen, I want to apologize
for everything I said.
424
00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:32,660
My husband's having
bladder problems.
425
00:18:34,963 --> 00:18:36,815
Anyway, I just wanted
to let you know
426
00:18:36,882 --> 00:18:38,482
that I'm very happy here
427
00:18:38,550 --> 00:18:43,188
and I hope you allow me to continue
to be an asset to this company.
428
00:18:43,255 --> 00:18:48,059
You know, Carrie, I was quite put
off with your behavior yesterday,
429
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:52,663
but then I started to think,
that actually took moxie.
430
00:18:52,731 --> 00:18:54,965
Really?
431
00:18:55,033 --> 00:18:57,969
But this pathetic display
of insincere groveling
432
00:18:58,037 --> 00:19:00,571
proves to me I was wrong.
433
00:19:00,639 --> 00:19:03,057
You don't have a trace of moxie.
434
00:19:19,174 --> 00:19:22,694
So... anyways, my father is
lying sprawled out on the floor
435
00:19:22,761 --> 00:19:24,762
in front of my mother.
436
00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:26,581
And I says, "are you ok, dad?"
437
00:19:26,649 --> 00:19:28,716
He says, "yeah, but
I'm not your-"
438
00:19:31,987 --> 00:19:33,554
it's open.
439
00:19:33,622 --> 00:19:35,723
This a good time?
440
00:19:37,959 --> 00:19:39,860
What the hell are
you doing here?
441
00:19:39,928 --> 00:19:41,895
I just need a little help
with the supervisor thing.
442
00:19:41,963 --> 00:19:43,897
Wait. You're supervisor?
443
00:19:43,965 --> 00:19:46,600
You said either me or
Palmer could do it.
444
00:19:46,668 --> 00:19:49,286
I did? I must have
been out of it.
445
00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:50,505
I guess so. Yikes.
446
00:19:50,572 --> 00:19:52,573
Anyway, you want to come back?
447
00:19:52,641 --> 00:19:53,758
No can do.
448
00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:58,863
Turns out Patrick c. O'Boyle
is a pretty broken bird.
449
00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:01,282
Can you at least
give me some advice?
450
00:20:01,350 --> 00:20:02,417
The stress is killing me.
451
00:20:02,484 --> 00:20:04,218
How do you deal with everything?
452
00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:06,120
You say you didn't
get the Insulin.
453
00:20:06,188 --> 00:20:07,955
My tracker report says you did.
454
00:20:08,023 --> 00:20:10,291
So I guess we'll just have
to agree to disagree now.
455
00:20:10,359 --> 00:20:11,793
Ok? You be good.
456
00:20:16,031 --> 00:20:17,465
Ah!
457
00:20:23,404 --> 00:20:26,340
Hey. What are you doing home?
458
00:20:26,407 --> 00:20:29,343
Ahh... I got suspended.
459
00:20:31,618 --> 00:20:33,052
Me, too.
460
00:20:36,251 --> 00:20:38,302
You're drinking? It's
2:00 in the afternoon.
461
00:20:38,327 --> 00:20:40,561
Aw, get off my back, woman.
462
00:20:40,922 --> 00:20:44,192
Is that whiskey?
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