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Bad news.
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Yeah, if it's about being
out of mini donuts,
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I'm aware, and I'm not happy.
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No, you know how I'm supposed to
show those model homes today?
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I've been talking about
it for the last 2 weeks
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so I can finally prove myself to Mr.
Kaufman.
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My boss?
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Ok.
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Anyway, I totally forgot.
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We're supposed to meet with
Steve, our financial adviser.
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Do you ever listen
to me when I talk?
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Do you? You're really
boring, I gotta tell you.
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Doug, I really need you to
listen to me right now.
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All right, I'll give it a whirl.
Go.
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I need you to take
our tax refund check
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and sit with Steve and
talk about investments.
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Wouldn't I be more useful
doing something I'm good at,
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like soda shopping
or lying down?
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Come on. I need you to take
an interest in our finances.
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Now, there's a bunch
of investments here.
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I'm sure you can find something
you can get excited about, ok?
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Tell Steve I'm sorry
I couldn't make it.
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Who's Steve?
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Our financial guy.
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I'm kidding. I'm joking around.
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You weren't joking, were you?
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No, I wasn't.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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I'm supposed to be
showing a model home.
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No, this is it. Come on in.
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The kids and I are just watching
the 40-year-old virgin.
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It's raunchy, but doggone,
it sure is funny.
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Carrie, good, you're here.
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Uh, Mr. Kaufman.
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Who are these people?
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They're professional actors
pretending to be a family.
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Oh, ok.
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Question answered.
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It's called home staging.
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When potential buyers see a
family living in the house,
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it helps them envision
themselves living here.
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Excuse me, Carrie.
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Hello.
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Oh, damn it.
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All right. I'll take care of it.
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It's bad news.
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Our mom isn't showing up.
She just booked a C.S.I.
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All right. Well, single dad.
Nothing wrong with that.
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Nothing wrong with the breakdown
of the American family?
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You know, we are really
not here today, are we?
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Carrie...
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You've gotta be the mom.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
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I am much better at selling.
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Besides, I am way too young to be
playing someone with kids that age.
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I think you can
get away with it.
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Wealth building annuities.
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That's stupid.
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Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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What are you doing?
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He's saving my place.
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Hey, no back cutsies.
Everybody knows that.
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Believe this guy?
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Unbelievable.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, can I get an eskimo pie
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and an orange push pop?
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I like the push pop.
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You gotta work to get it.
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A lot of people don't want to put
in the time, but not this guy.
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Hurray for you. That's 2.50.
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You really, uh, you really
selling this truck?
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Sure am. My name's Cal.
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Would you, uh...
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Would you say this is a, uh...
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Good investment?
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Good enough to buy me
a condo in Florida.
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Huh.
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Come on. I had a
really hard day.
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Just keep your eyes closed.
Come on.
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All right, get ready.
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Ok.
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And open 'em. Ta-da!
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Please tell me there's an ice
cream man using our bathroom.
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Oh, there's an ice cream man,
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but he's not using our bathroom.
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He's standing right here.
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Where I am. What I'm saying,
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I'm the ice cream man. I am.
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What?
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I took our refund check
and I bought this truck.
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Doug, you threw away $3,000.
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You told me to invest in
something I'd be excited about.
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Well, guess what? I'm excited.
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Yeah, I bet you are excited.
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How much of it did
you eat already?
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None, ok?
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That's rule one in
the ice cream game.
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You don't get high
on your own supply.
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Oh, my God. I think it's
really gonna happen.
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I'm actually gonna
kill you this time.
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Would you stop? I thought
this out, believe me.
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I get done with my I.P.S.
Route at 4:00,
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and then I hit the
streets in this bad boy.
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You don't know anything about
the ice cream business.
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I'm on top of it. I
looked at his books.
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I saw his profit margin. Huh?
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I got a list of all
his suppliers.
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It's gonna work.
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Yes. Really?
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Carrie, I'm telling you,
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you're gonna be proud of me.
I swear.
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I don't know, maybe... maybe
this could be your thing.
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This is definitely my thing.
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Now, come on. Let's
ride this truck
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to an early retirement, huh?
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Ha ha ha ha ha!
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And you wanted to
marry a doctor.
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Hey, who wants to
play a board game?
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I do, daddy.
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Sounds great.
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How about you, honey?
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I'm ok. Thanks.
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All right. You guys
pick out a game.
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I'm gonna make us some popcorn.
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Ok.
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Uh, you know, Carrie,
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we were hired to act
like a family here.
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And mom is reading a magazine,
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and then she's gonna go
outside and have a cigarette.
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Oh, let's play monopoly.
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Nah. I want outburst.
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I don't wanna play outburst.
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Because you suck at it, dumb-ass.
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Hey, the casting director said
you weren't allowed to curse.
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Well, if you weren't a
dumb-ass, I wouldn't have to.
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You quit it. Brace-face.
Ok, quit it.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
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I just read the same
sentence 5 times,
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and I still don't know how Heidi
Klum lost the baby weight.
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Now quit the yapping.
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But he cursed at me.
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Ok, listen...
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Charlotte, yes. Charlotte.
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He's only doing that
to push your buttons,
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so stop letting it bother you,
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and... boy...
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Kenny.
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Kenny will stop doing
it, all right?
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Now here's how it's
gonna go down.
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You're gonna play monopoly...
but-
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you're gonna play monopoly.
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Yeah, that's right. That's
for the dumb-ass comment.
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Hey! And if you want
to roll your eyes,
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you can roll 'em right
up those stairs,
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'cause I ain't having
that down here, buddy.
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Ok, you come with the house?
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I'm sorry. What?
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If you can handle my kids
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the way you handled those two,
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I'd come in at
over asking price.
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Ah, thank you. You're welcome.
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Oh, all right. I'll play.
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All right. You got a
fudgesicle, some gummy rolls,
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and a bomb pop.
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Now, you're not
driving, are you?
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Ice cream and comedy.
Tell your friends.
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All right, man, step up.
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I'll have a vanilla
drumstick, please.
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Excuse me.
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Drumstick?
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Oh, yeah. That's the guy
that usually has this spot.
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Oh?
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Yeah, well, you know, you
snooze, you lose, right?
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Hey, it's me. You're
probably not home yet.
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Just wanted to let you know I
reeled in about $500 today
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and a hello kitty notebook.
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Susie was a little low on cash.
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All right. See you later.
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Oh, you wanna go?
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Let's go.
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Dammit!
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What's happening?
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Fresh baked cookies.
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Wow.
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Those smell great.
187
00:10:09,490 --> 00:10:11,158
Hey, how'd you do on
that science test?
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85.
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70.
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All right. Go hit
the books, buddy.
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When you get those grades up,
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we'll talk about getting
you that dirt bike.
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Hey, char-char. You want
some cookies, babe?
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Ok. Sure.
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Hey, you.
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Is everything ok?
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I don't know.
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There's this really
cute boy in school.
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Michael?
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Yeah.
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But he likes Donna pisani.
202
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Well, just make him
like you instead.
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How?
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Well, you just start a nasty
rumor about the other girl.
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You know, she's a
skank or she's poor.
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Could be anything really.
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And before you know it, you'll
be wearing his varsity jacket.
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Really?
209
00:11:00,359 --> 00:11:02,360
Yeah. How do you think
I landed your dad?
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00:11:06,131 --> 00:11:10,151
Bob, I think it's time to
take somebody bra shopping.
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Oh, my God.
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Aw, come on.
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Yahtzee!
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Here you go. Candy
necklace, huh?
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Who's that for, your girlfriend?
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No, it's for me.
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Hey, that's ok, too.
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All right, I gotta take a
little bathroom break,
219
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so who wants to watch the truck?
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Yeah, ain't gonna happen.
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Bones, you. Get up there.
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Sheesh!
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Oh, good. You're home.
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Hey, what do we
have weapon-wise?
225
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I don't know. Listen, I
want to talk to you.
226
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Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
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You know how I've been working
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at this model home the
last couple days?
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Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
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Well... oh, my God.
231
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I'm kind of embarrassed
to even say it out loud.
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Wiffleball bat. What the hell
am I gonna do with that?
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But, look, I know it's not
real and I'm just pretending,
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but I'm actually
starting to enjoy it.
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I like being a mom.
236
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I like having a husband who
tucks his shirt in, you know?
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I like having a
skylight over the sink.
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Doing dishes...
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It's a joy.
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I know I'm not crazy. I'm not.
241
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But it's just that it's
getting harder and harder
242
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not to fall into
this fantasy and-
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what are you doing?
244
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I'm kicking ass
and taking names.
245
00:14:02,692 --> 00:14:06,461
Doug, I am trying to
talk to you here.
246
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I'm happy in the model home,
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happier than I am here.
248
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I'm falling in love
with my fake family.
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Quick, get down!
250
00:14:18,974 --> 00:14:21,493
What is going on?
251
00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:25,330
I'm being stalked by Mr.
Soft serve.
252
00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:26,130
What?
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Don't worry.
254
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He's got the upper hand now,
255
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but I'm thinking on it,
256
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and soon the hunter's
gonna become the hunted.
257
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Yeah.
258
00:14:35,908 --> 00:14:37,976
Doug?
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I need you to give
me a reason to stay.
260
00:14:44,667 --> 00:14:47,169
I gotta pee again.
261
00:14:47,237 --> 00:14:48,136
Keep low.
262
00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:18,316
Ok.
263
00:15:18,384 --> 00:15:20,618
Next time, check for
the big open door.
264
00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:07,675
There they are.
265
00:17:07,743 --> 00:17:09,710
Oh.
266
00:17:09,778 --> 00:17:10,912
Hey, Carrie.
267
00:17:10,979 --> 00:17:12,247
Hey, fun idea.
268
00:17:12,314 --> 00:17:15,366
Today at lunch, let's all
get matching shirts.
269
00:17:17,903 --> 00:17:20,872
Actually, I already
have lunch plans.
270
00:17:20,939 --> 00:17:22,540
Oh. Well, change 'em, baby.
Come on.
271
00:17:22,608 --> 00:17:25,010
We have to spend
time as a family.
272
00:17:25,077 --> 00:17:27,913
Before you know it, you guys are
gonna be out of the house and...
273
00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:30,682
Stop, stop, stop, stop,
stop, stop, stop.
274
00:17:32,068 --> 00:17:33,401
Hey, save some room,
275
00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:36,871
'cause I'm making
blueberry muffins.
276
00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:40,541
Bob...
277
00:17:40,609 --> 00:17:43,078
Who's that woman?
278
00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:46,548
Uh, this is Cheryl.
279
00:17:46,616 --> 00:17:50,652
Casting sent her over,
so you're off the hook.
280
00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:51,970
What?
281
00:17:52,038 --> 00:17:53,604
Hey, Carrie.
282
00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:55,907
Oh, Mr. Kaufman.
283
00:17:55,975 --> 00:17:57,225
I guess they sent
over another mom,
284
00:17:57,293 --> 00:17:59,594
but you know what? Actually,
I'm fine doing it.
285
00:17:59,662 --> 00:18:00,628
That's all right, Carrie.
286
00:18:00,696 --> 00:18:03,798
I came to take you
back to the office.
287
00:18:03,866 --> 00:18:06,651
Mr. Kaufman, I'm not a quitter.
288
00:18:06,719 --> 00:18:08,452
Hon, why don't you give
me back the apron.
289
00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:09,938
Oh, that's ok.
290
00:18:10,005 --> 00:18:12,540
No. Give it back to me or
I'm gonna take you down.
291
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:16,260
Yes? Carrie, I really think...
292
00:18:16,328 --> 00:18:19,130
No. Mr. Kaufman, this
is not fair to Bob,
293
00:18:19,198 --> 00:18:20,965
especially Charlotte and Kenny,
294
00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:22,500
to change moms like this.
295
00:18:22,568 --> 00:18:23,334
I mean, you don't
have to be Oprah
296
00:18:23,402 --> 00:18:25,970
to know that's
gonna mess 'em up.
297
00:18:27,757 --> 00:18:29,490
The truth is...
298
00:18:29,558 --> 00:18:31,893
You're being replaced because
299
00:18:32,011 --> 00:18:34,513
they complained about you.
300
00:18:35,347 --> 00:18:36,465
What?
301
00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:38,533
I'll wait for you in the car.
302
00:18:41,837 --> 00:18:43,405
So you did this?
303
00:18:43,473 --> 00:18:44,940
It's just...
304
00:18:45,007 --> 00:18:48,276
You made us feel a
little uncomfortable,
305
00:18:48,344 --> 00:18:53,448
you know, with the kisses
and the family naps.
306
00:18:55,818 --> 00:18:57,418
And you guys are ok with this?
307
00:18:57,486 --> 00:18:59,988
I mean, you want her to
be the mom and not me?
308
00:19:00,055 --> 00:19:01,656
Uh-huh.
309
00:19:01,723 --> 00:19:05,726
You were cool until you
kind of went all nutbar.
310
00:19:05,794 --> 00:19:07,511
Did I go nutbar, Kenny? Really?
311
00:19:07,579 --> 00:19:08,713
Because you didn't
think I went nutbar
312
00:19:08,781 --> 00:19:10,581
when I got that
splinter out for you.
313
00:19:10,649 --> 00:19:12,267
And you had no problem
with the nutbar
314
00:19:12,334 --> 00:19:14,269
when I was doing
your math homework.
315
00:19:14,336 --> 00:19:17,522
I got a check minus minus.
316
00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:19,941
That is not the point, ok?
317
00:19:20,009 --> 00:19:22,443
The point is everything
I did I did with love.
318
00:19:22,512 --> 00:19:24,012
And this is the thanks I get?
Well, that's fine, ok?
319
00:19:24,079 --> 00:19:26,047
If this is what you want,
then forget it, ok?
320
00:19:26,115 --> 00:19:27,181
No more cookies, no more advice,
321
00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:29,384
and no more of this.
322
00:19:29,451 --> 00:19:32,521
Yeah, Bob, you didn't think I
caught you enjoying that view?
323
00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:34,656
Because I did.
324
00:19:34,724 --> 00:19:36,273
Carrie...
325
00:19:36,341 --> 00:19:38,442
I'm gay.
326
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:46,751
How much more am I
supposed to take?
327
00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:51,873
I can only give you $1,200.
328
00:19:51,941 --> 00:19:54,175
But I paid you 3,000.
329
00:19:55,694 --> 00:19:56,728
Fine.
330
00:20:00,566 --> 00:20:01,833
Hey, kid.
331
00:20:01,900 --> 00:20:03,601
Yeah?
332
00:20:03,669 --> 00:20:05,220
Catch.
333
00:20:07,056 --> 00:20:08,623
Thanks.
334
00:20:14,613 --> 00:20:16,447
Hey, this truck really for sale?
335
00:20:16,515 --> 00:20:17,698
Sure is.
336
00:20:17,766 --> 00:20:20,735
My name is Cal.
Pleased to meet you.
337
00:20:20,802 --> 00:20:22,837
You know, it's a great
little investment.
338
00:20:22,905 --> 00:20:25,373
It got me a condo in Florida.
339
00:20:25,441 --> 00:20:26,974
A condo? Nice.
340
00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:36,535
Fresh baked cookies.
341
00:20:36,602 --> 00:20:38,886
So sweet. Mmm.
342
00:20:41,874 --> 00:20:43,558
You still wanna play monopoly?
343
00:20:43,626 --> 00:20:45,293
I'm gonna go have a cigarette.
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