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Oh, my God. Whoa. That
could've been ugly.
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Arthur, get up.
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I need the couch.
Go down to bed.
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All right.
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There.
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Yeah.
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Mmm.
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Hello?
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Oh, hi, Miss Conrad.
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Yes, I'm pulling the
listings right now.
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And listen, I want to thank
you for this opportunity.
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I won't let you-what?
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Am I using the T.R.D. Reports?
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Of course. I have
them right here.
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I- I'm all about the T.R.D.S.
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Ok. All right, no problem.
Bye-bye.
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Oh, my God. I hope I left
them in the bathroom.
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All right, gentlemen.
Let's play some cards.
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Danny, you get the beer.
Spence, here.
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Order up some Chinese. Yeah.
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Deac. - tunes, I'm right on it.
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Oh, hey. Instead of tung sing,
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let's try szechuan village.
It's supposed to be amazing.
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As long as they
can make my dish.
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Beef with broccoli. With?
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No broccoli.
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Hey. Big jar of honey
tipped over in your fridge.
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What the hell just
happened here?
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What? We're playing poker.
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And could you watch the language
in front of my company?
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No. No, no, no, no.
This is not happening.
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What are you doing?
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Doug, I need this
room to work, ok?
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We have a big client
flying in from L.A.
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I have to pull all the listings
of our condos, co-ops, lofts,
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then I have to project what the
amortized mortgage would be-
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ok, if you're trying to
bore us into leaving,
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mission accomplished.
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Doug, please, come on.
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Where are we supposed to go?
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What's wrong with the garage?
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Again, there's a
raccoon living in it.
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My place is no good.
The kids are still up.
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Yeah, we're out, too.
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Spence's mom has a
date over again.
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Lowell isn't a date.
He's her piano teacher.
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We don't have a piano.
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Hello? He brings his organ,
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and she practices on that.
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Come on, honey, please. I
really want to do a good job.
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This is a great opportunity.
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Ok, fine. You know what, guys?
No cards. Let's-
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you know what? Let's just
go to szechuan village.
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All right? Oh, and f.Y.I...
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When you're ambitious, I
couldn't want you less.
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Ok?
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All right, so, what
do you want to do?
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Hit me.
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Damn it!
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Can we be done now?
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Oh, God, when did you
become such a complainer?
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Uh, whenever I'm forced
to be furniture.
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You know what? Deal 'em up.
Come on.
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Nah, I don't want
to play anymore.
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I'm gettin' too good a
view of backstage Spence.
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Is that a thong?
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What?! No.
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What are you, crazy? Heh.
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So, we gettin' a
table anytime soon?
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Well, good news is, there's a Chinese
family that just finished eating.
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Bad news is, they started playing
some kind of game with tiles.
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Oh, God, I hope it's not shogi.
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That could take hours.
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All right, look, why don't
we just grab some takeout
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and go play in the garage?
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As long as we don't mess
with the raccoon babies,
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the mother is not
going to attack us.
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Ok, I know for a fact
that's not true.
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Besides, I want to play
in my own living room.
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Well, that's not gonna happen.
Carrie's thrown us out
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the last 5 times we've tried.
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You know, if we had any guts,
we'd rent out that place
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and make it our
permanent poker room.
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Heh. Plus, how fast would
the Chinese food come?
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Yeah, that'd be off the hook.
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Off the hook...
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Or very much on the hook?
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The location is good-
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close to shopping.
Schools are excellent.
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The blinds are new.
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My mother-in-law put them up
just before she passed away.
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Dropped dead.
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Dropped dead right where
you are standing.
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Her heart?
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No, uh, the ceiling
fan came down on her.
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It's in there pretty
good now, though.
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I had better get back
down to my restaurant.
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Anything else?
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Uh, how much is the rent again?
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$800 a month,
including utilities.
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No pets.
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Cat gets loose in a Chinese
restaurant, and...
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Well, that's hard to live down.
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Well, what do you guys think?
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I'm not sure Kelly's
gonna go for it.
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She can't not go for what
she doesn't not know about.
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What?
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You don't tell her!
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Oh, what, you're not
gonna tell Carrie?
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Hell to the no.
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Broads ain't hearin' about this,
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and broads definitely
ain't invited.
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You know what? I'm in.
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Yeah, me, too. Spence?
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The, uh, "no broads" policy-
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like, say I meet a
hot chick in a bar,
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I want to bring her up here.
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I mean, would that be ok, or no?
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Let's cross that
imaginary bridge
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when we come to it.
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We gotta hustle. Carrie's
gonna be home any minute.
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You wanna bring this
George foreman grill?
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Mmm. Naw. At the new place,
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let's leave animal fat
where it belongs-
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in the food.
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Hey! Hey!
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Hi, Deacon, why do you
have folding chairs
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tied to the roof of your car?
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Oh, uh... i-it's for my kid.
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He likes musical chairs. He's-
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he's trying out for
the team at school.
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That's a good dad right there.
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Anyway, remember I told you
about that client from L.A.
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I was gonna be showing
properties to?
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No.
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Well, I did, and I am.
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Anyway, guess who it is.
Big star.
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Tom Hanks. No.
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The guy who played Mr. drummond.
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No! I'm out.
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All right. Kirstie alley.
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Oh! Gimme a call when it's Mr.
D.
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Hey, whoa, whoa! What
is all this stuff?
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Uh-no, this is just stuff that
I-I'm going to sell on ebay.
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Hold that thought.
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Honey, you're selling your PlayStation?
You love it.
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Exactly. That's why I'm
getting rid of all this crap,
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so I can spend more
time with you.
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To do what?
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I got nothin' right now.
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Hey, hey, slow down there, big boy.
What?
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Here. Sell this for me.
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A potato chip.
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Not just a potato chip. A potato chip
that looks just like Richard Nixon.
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No one's gonna buy that.
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Are you crazy? It's a known fact
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that Nixon is the Rolls-Royce of
presidential-shaped potato chips!
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It doesn't even look like him! It looks...
more like my Uncle St...
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Your Uncle stu wishes! Here.
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Hi. Are you Carrie?
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Yes. Hi!
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I'm kirstie alley.
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I'm sorry. I didn't
catch the name.
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Ah! Kidding!
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Hello, welcome! Come in!
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I have some great condos
for you to look at.
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Oh, exciting. To
tell you the truth,
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I'm relieved that I'm gonna
be talking about something
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other than my weight loss.
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You know, it's like, "kirstie,
you look so beautiful."
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You lost so much weight!
Oh, you look so hot."
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At a certain point it's like
enough is enough, right?
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Actually, I haven't
reached that point.
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Oh, if I hadn't told you,
kirstie, you look fabulous!
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Well, thank you, thank
you, thank you.
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Hey, Jenny Craig for president.
- am I right?
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You're right.
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So why don't we get started?
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Let's!
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Ms. Heffernan, where do you
want, bagels and donuts?
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Uh... thank you.
You can put them-
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right back where they came from!
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We don't want that
poison in here!
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Sorry about that, kirstie.
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
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Please. Please, you
enjoy, Carrie.
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I am perfectly able to sit here
and watch other people eat.
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Ok. Ha ha. All right.
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Out. Out.
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Is it good?
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Mm-hmm.
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Is that a little pecan on top?
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Oh, actually, I
don't really know.
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Just give a little taste.
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Ok.
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Pecan?
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Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I think so.
I don't really know.
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I'm not sure.
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Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
I should have told you.
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I have this little trick-i
watch other people eat,
201
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and then I enjoy the
food through them.
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Oh! Oh, I get it.
Ok, great, great.
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In fact, you see that little
sprinkled donut over there?
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Uh-huh.
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Could you eat that?
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Actually, I don't
love sprinkles-
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but could you eat it?
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Absolutely. I can. Absolutely.
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Not a problem.
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Ahh...
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This is livin'.
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Oh ho! There it is!
Still the champ!
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That doesn't count.
It's on the line!
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00:10:09,426 --> 00:10:11,660
Look, nobody likes
losing at baloney darts,
215
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but show a little
class, would ya?
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Hello.
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Hey, it's me.
218
00:10:23,656 --> 00:10:25,040
It's Carrie. Keep it down.
219
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Listen, where are you? I
tried calling you at home.
220
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I'm at szechuan village.
221
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Again? Man, you love that place.
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What was that? I couldn't
understand a word you're saying.
223
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Well, I'm eating stuff
for kirstie alley.
224
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Wow. I'm in the wrong business.
225
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What is inside that? Is it
caramel or butterscotch?
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Honey, I'm gonna be
home a little late.
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Ah, boo.
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All right, well,
don't work too hard.
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Ok. Bye-bye.
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Ok, now, just hypothetically,
231
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how many white castles
could you eat?
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Dad, how many times have I told
you, stay outta my makeup bag?
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I took one lipstick! Call a cop!
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What were you doing
with it anyway?
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If you must know, I was
circling parts of my body
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for a doctor's appointment.
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Ok. That's it. That's it!
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I'm putting you in a home!
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It's open.
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Hey, man, welcome!
241
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Hey, I was ordering
some food downstairs
242
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and Mr. Soo said you
were still up here.
243
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Didn't we give this place up?
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I didn't. I kept it
for a little getaway.
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00:13:05,552 --> 00:13:08,004
Oh, um...
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I'm gonna need you to
take the shoes off.
247
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I just had the carpets cleaned.
248
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You serious?
249
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Does it not smell
Mountain fresh in here?
250
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Seriously, dock those giant
boats by the door, would ya?
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Come on! Sit down, man.
252
00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:23,837
Here ya go! Let's visit.
253
00:13:23,904 --> 00:13:25,638
Tell me everything!
254
00:13:25,706 --> 00:13:27,607
I like what you've
done with the place.
255
00:13:27,675 --> 00:13:29,142
It's a big difference.
256
00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:37,501
You know, it's funny.
257
00:13:37,568 --> 00:13:40,003
Now that it's just mine,
I don't know, I...
258
00:13:40,071 --> 00:13:42,638
I want more.
259
00:13:42,706 --> 00:13:45,825
Where are my manners? Would
you like something to drink?
260
00:13:45,893 --> 00:13:48,227
Uh... just water.
261
00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:50,730
Sure. We got some
specialty sodas here.
262
00:13:50,798 --> 00:13:53,016
I got moxie, fanta orange, ting.
263
00:13:53,083 --> 00:13:56,453
That's the official
soda of Jamaica, mon.
264
00:13:56,521 --> 00:13:58,754
Water's good.
265
00:13:58,822 --> 00:13:59,973
You're the guest.
266
00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:03,476
Here we go.
267
00:14:15,123 --> 00:14:16,990
So, uh...
268
00:14:20,161 --> 00:14:22,963
You still with Carrie, or...
269
00:14:24,132 --> 00:14:28,301
Yes, I'm with Carrie.
You're a character.
270
00:14:28,369 --> 00:14:30,921
So where does she think
you are when you're here?
271
00:14:30,988 --> 00:14:32,238
Actually, with you.
272
00:14:32,306 --> 00:14:34,441
I've got my Deacon in the
background impersonation
273
00:14:34,508 --> 00:14:35,742
pretty down pat.
274
00:14:35,810 --> 00:14:38,044
Slow your roll, playah.
275
00:14:40,148 --> 00:14:44,651
That's not bad. I guess I gotta
work on my background Doug.
276
00:14:44,718 --> 00:14:46,586
You just crumple a
bag of doritos.
277
00:14:46,654 --> 00:14:49,089
That's all you gotta do.
278
00:14:56,113 --> 00:14:57,096
Oh. Sorry.
279
00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:06,189
So how are you able to swing
the rent all by yourself?
280
00:15:06,257 --> 00:15:08,091
I don't pay rent anymore.
281
00:15:08,158 --> 00:15:10,893
Mr. soo and I, we
worked something out.
282
00:15:10,961 --> 00:15:14,047
Hey, table 6 needs
more duck sauce.
283
00:15:14,115 --> 00:15:15,531
I'm on it, sir.
284
00:15:20,821 --> 00:15:23,089
Kirstie, that condo
was perfect for you.
285
00:15:23,157 --> 00:15:24,758
I'm never buying a condo
286
00:15:24,825 --> 00:15:27,376
from some idiot who says I
was great in cagney & Lacey.
287
00:15:27,444 --> 00:15:29,613
I don't even want a
condominium anymore.
288
00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:31,581
I just wanna kill myself!
289
00:15:33,183 --> 00:15:36,119
No! No, no, no, no.
Come on. Come on.
290
00:15:36,186 --> 00:15:37,621
How-how 'bout this?
291
00:15:37,688 --> 00:15:40,524
I go on an eating
binge for you, ok?
292
00:15:40,591 --> 00:15:43,460
I'll eat food until it
comes outta my eyes!
293
00:15:43,528 --> 00:15:45,478
What are you in the mood for?
294
00:15:45,630 --> 00:15:49,833
I guess I could watch
you eat some Chinese.
295
00:15:49,900 --> 00:15:52,252
I know just the place.
296
00:16:06,100 --> 00:16:09,486
Anyway, it's a great building right
on the park. What do you think?
297
00:16:09,554 --> 00:16:13,056
Hmm. Could you smoke
a cigarette for me?
298
00:16:13,123 --> 00:16:16,292
Love to. But I... I
don't have any, so...
299
00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:18,161
I do. Right there in my purse.
Okeydoke.
300
00:16:18,229 --> 00:16:19,762
Only been in there a year.
301
00:16:19,831 --> 00:16:21,331
Oh! Great.
302
00:16:21,398 --> 00:16:22,999
Anyway, back to the condo.
303
00:16:23,067 --> 00:16:26,002
I think that if you like it, we
really need to jump on the building.
304
00:16:43,187 --> 00:16:45,088
Come on, man!
305
00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:04,323
Hey!
306
00:17:22,292 --> 00:17:23,359
Yes, miss?
307
00:17:23,427 --> 00:17:24,894
Yeah, I called for a delivery.
308
00:17:24,962 --> 00:17:26,730
I'm just a little confused.
309
00:17:26,797 --> 00:17:29,399
Is it your policy to just
dump the food in the street
310
00:17:29,467 --> 00:17:31,100
and then drive off?
311
00:17:31,168 --> 00:17:33,686
I ask in back.
312
00:18:16,547 --> 00:18:17,897
Doug!
313
00:18:20,634 --> 00:18:22,035
Carrie!
314
00:18:24,271 --> 00:18:27,690
My God! Come on in! I've been
meaning to invite you over forever!
315
00:18:31,145 --> 00:18:33,779
What the hell is goin' on he-
316
00:18:33,847 --> 00:18:37,483
oh, I'm... gonna need
you to lose the shoes.
317
00:18:37,551 --> 00:18:39,652
Doug, what the hell
are you doing here?
318
00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:41,721
What is this place?
319
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:43,556
Didn't I tell you about this?
320
00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:46,492
It's just a little
hangout, you know.
321
00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:49,662
I come here to unwind...
Like once in a blue moon.
322
00:18:49,730 --> 00:18:50,813
Ahem.
323
00:18:50,881 --> 00:18:52,815
You're getting mail here.
324
00:18:54,885 --> 00:18:58,821
And you have a turtle and throw
pillows that say "home sweet home."
325
00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:02,692
That was a housewarming gift.
326
00:19:02,759 --> 00:19:04,827
You had a housewarming party?!
327
00:19:04,895 --> 00:19:08,464
Just the neighbors. You
wouldn't have known anyone.
328
00:19:08,532 --> 00:19:10,583
Doug, what else
don't I know about?
329
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,185
I mean, you have another wife?
330
00:19:12,253 --> 00:19:14,254
Is there a Doug, Jr.
At soccer practice?
331
00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:15,604
You're overreacting!
332
00:19:15,672 --> 00:19:16,856
I'm overreacting?
333
00:19:16,923 --> 00:19:19,592
I just found out my
husband has another life!
334
00:19:21,078 --> 00:19:23,813
Another life. That's crazy!
335
00:19:23,881 --> 00:19:25,131
Hello?
336
00:19:25,198 --> 00:19:28,368
Wo men kuh boo kuk ee
wan dien zal shuwo...
337
00:19:38,145 --> 00:19:39,812
Zal jian.
338
00:19:41,499 --> 00:19:43,882
Hey, how 'bout a moxie
soda, bottle of moxie?
339
00:19:43,950 --> 00:19:45,751
I- I-i can't believe this.
340
00:19:45,819 --> 00:19:48,053
Would you. - sit down,
would you, please?
341
00:19:48,122 --> 00:19:51,324
Oh, yeah. Here you
use a coaster.
342
00:19:51,391 --> 00:19:53,092
Just listen to me, all right?
343
00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:56,962
This whole thing started as a place
for me and the guys to hang out.
344
00:19:57,030 --> 00:19:59,031
But... they bailed
out and I just...
345
00:19:59,099 --> 00:20:01,066
I stayed with it.
346
00:20:01,134 --> 00:20:03,302
Why? To get away from me?
347
00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:04,888
Not you.
348
00:20:04,955 --> 00:20:07,657
Not just you.
349
00:20:07,725 --> 00:20:11,194
Look, I admit, maybe I took
things a little too far.
350
00:20:11,261 --> 00:20:13,897
But have you ever just...
351
00:20:13,964 --> 00:20:16,032
Wanted to escape from someone?
352
00:20:26,643 --> 00:20:27,977
Hey, hey, hey.
353
00:20:28,045 --> 00:20:29,228
Have you seen Carrie?
354
00:20:29,296 --> 00:20:31,047
Nope.
355
00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:37,069
This is nice.
356
00:20:37,137 --> 00:20:40,573
Yeah. Glad you decided to stay.
357
00:20:43,009 --> 00:20:46,745
Hey, you wanna...
Throw some baloney?
358
00:20:49,683 --> 00:20:51,950
I don't exactly know
what that means,
359
00:20:52,018 --> 00:20:53,452
but no.
360
00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:01,856
Doug, turtle soup for table 7.
361
00:21:01,881 --> 00:21:03,482
Ok. I'm on it, sir.
362
00:21:07,768 --> 00:21:09,839
Oh, my God. I-is this-
363
00:21:09,892 --> 00:21:12,711
I told you... no pets.
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