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Ahh, Sunday.
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You know what I like to call it?
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Fun day.
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That's a good one.
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Ok, I got a couple
problems here,
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but let's start with this one-
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why do your socks have
big 4s on the bottom?
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It's my new system.
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I label them so I
don't mix them up
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with my other sets of socks.
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Bam!
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But Arthur, all your
socks are white.
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You just grab any two of them.
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Obviously you've never
heard of "toe memory."
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As a sock evolves, it
either becomes a left sock
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or a right sock.
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If you put one on
the wrong foot,
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you're asking for a
day of discomfort,
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and shame.
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But how do the 4s tell
you which one's a right
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and which one's a left?
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Look, Douglas, my
system has its flaws,
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but I've come at this
from every angle,
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and believe me, there
is no better way.
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Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
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Unless you just label every sock
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with either an "I" or an "r."
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Well, there goes my fun day!
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By the way, it's Saturday.
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Today I was watching
the discovery channel,
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and they said because
of that evolution crap,
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that eventually people are
gonna stop having pinkie toes.
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Oh, man. That blows. I know.
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Yeah, but that won't happen
for like thousands of years.
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Still, that doesn't worry you?
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No. I have pinkie toes.
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Great, why don't you tell
that to your grandchildren
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when they're tipping over?
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Hey. Sorry I'm late.
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Hey.
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What?
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You, uh, you do realize you got
a baby strapped to your chest?
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Yeah.
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Um, ah, dip, good.
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Ok, guy, what's the deal here?
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It's Tanya's kid.
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That waitress you
used to go out with?
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You had a kid with her?
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No, remember, she cheated on me?
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Do you guys listen
to anything I say?
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So-so what are you
doing with her baby?
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Ah, she's got some training seminar
out of town for the weekend,
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so she asked me
to watch the kid.
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So she's got you
babysitting the kid
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she had with the guy she
cheated on you with?
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Yeah.
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Well, you know, it's a
ploy to get back with me.
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I mean, that's why she borrowed
my car and all that money.
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Obviously got a bad
case of the Dannys.
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Well, I gotta say that's
a pretty cute kid,
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you know, for a white one.
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Thanks, man. And I
don't mean to brag,
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but the guy that she
cheated on me with,
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he was an underwear model.
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Hey, let me check it out.
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Oh, maybe later.
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You know, my little
guy just said "dada"
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for the first time?
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He said it to the cable guy,
but it was still a thrill.
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Ah, kids are great.
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Yeah, I'm so attached and
it's not even my own kid.
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I can't even imagine what
that would feel like.
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I gotta take a leak.
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Yeah, I'll take her.
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Ah, Deac's got her.
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Yeah.
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Guy, I can hold the baby, ok?
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I held his kid at
his christening.
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Excuse me, you're
the manager, right?
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Yes.
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I'm Arthur Spooner.
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I'd like to officially
announce my candidacy
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for "customer of the month."
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Oh, well, we'll certainly
keep you in mind.
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Just to remind you,
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I have been here every
day this month.
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My attendance is perfect.
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Yes, I know you
come in here a lot.
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Not a lot. Every day.
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It's just that I've
never actually seen you
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buy anything.
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What?
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Yeah, you bring a thermos
of your own coffee
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and use our cream and sugar.
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I buy things all the time.
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I purchased a rice krispie
treat not 2 weeks ago.
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Yes, but you ate most of it
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and returned the
rest for a refund.
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You said you found
a fish hook in it.
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I did.
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Um, it's not just about how
much money people spend.
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Look at Helen.
She's 80 years old
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and just walked 12 Miles
for muscular dystrophy.
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Oh, I see. So I can't be
customer of the month
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because I had a falling
out with Jerry Lewis?
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Sir, you're missing-
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for your information, I
put a call into him,
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the ball is in his court.
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Look, I gotta get back to work.
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Oh, by the way,
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I think your razor's
finished charging.
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Honey, what are you doing?
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Shh! Don't be afraid.
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Just relax.
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I gotta get up early
for work tomorrow.
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Shh, come on.
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Let's make a baby.
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What?
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Yeah. I want to make a baby.
Tonight.
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Were you at a strip club?
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No, I just...
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I've been thinking
about, you know,
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how much I love you
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and how much a baby would
make our lives complete.
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Really?
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Yeah. So scooch your bloomers
down and count to 50.
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Come on.
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Are you serious? I've
never seen you like this.
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Yeah. Oh, and by the way,
when we have our baby,
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Danny's not allowed to hold it.
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Ha ha, what are you
talking about?
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It's just that, you know,
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he was babysitting his
girlfriend's kid,
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and he wouldn't let me hold it,
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but the joke's on him because
we're gonna make our own baby
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and it's gonna blow
his away, so come on.
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All right, get off me.
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What? What's the matter?
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I can't believe you!
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The reason why you
want to have a baby
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is so you can get
even with Danny?
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And make our lives complete!
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You are unbelievable, man!
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This is why I don't
want to have a baby,
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because you are
so irresponsible!
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All right, I'm sorry, let's
forget the whole Danny thing.
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Seriously, the point is, I
want to start a family.
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Well, good luck with that,
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because this kitchen's closed.
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Wait a second now! Come on,
there's two of us here.
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Ok? You can't just make
all of the decisions.
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Uh, think I can, think I did.
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Ok, you know what? I'm getting
a little tired of you
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acting like you're the
boss around here.
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"No, Doug, you can't
get that car.
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No, Doug, you can't
do steroids."
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Ok, you know what? This conversation's
over. I'm going to sleep.
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Ok, just so I'm clear on this,
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you're deciding no
baby, so, no baby.
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Yep.
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Oh, we'll see about that.
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Hey. Hey.
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I need to borrow your baby.
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What? No.
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Just for a couple hours.
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Guy, it's a baby,
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not a weed-whacker.
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Look, I got into this whole
thing with Carrie and...
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Look, I gotta show her
who's boss of the house.
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I- I can't. I-i promised Tonya
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that I wouldn't take
my eye off the baby.
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And when someone puts their
faith in you like that,
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you know, it means something.
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Although, I would love
to see transporter two.
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All right, there she is.
You ready?
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I was born ready.
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Oh, my God! He's choking!
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Uhh! Uhh! Uhh!
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There was a fishhook
in my scone.
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That man saved my life.
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Oh, yeah. That man
saved my life.
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Settle down, everyone.
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Just doing what any
customer would do.
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Any customer?
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He should be customer
of the month!
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We done?
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Shall we take my picture now?
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I'm packed in a girdle
so let's get this done.
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Do you really think
I'm gonna make you
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customer of the month
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because of that ridiculous
stunt you just pulled?
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Unless you want a
riot on your hands?
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Listen, old man,
and listen good.
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As long as I'm manager,
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you will never, ever be
customer of the month.
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Have a nice day.
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Hmm...
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I'm home!
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Hey. Oh.
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Listen, honey, I'm sorry I
came down on you last night.
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It's just that sometimes
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I gotta do what's best
for us, you know?
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I know. I know and thanks.
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All right, then.
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Excuse me.
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What the hell is going on here?
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Did you really think you could
stop me from having a baby?
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You're my baby. Yes, you are.
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All right, if I turn
the TV on right now,
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will your picture
be on the news?
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No.
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No, it won't. No, it will not.
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Come here.
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All right, would you
stop doing that?
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Stop what?
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All right, Doug, I get it.
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You're very clever. You
borrowed somebody's baby.
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Did you actually think this was
gonna make me want to have a baby?
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I don't care. You
do what you want.
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Ok, I've moved on.
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All right, you know what?
When you do stupid things
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like this, it pushes
me further away
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from ever wanting
to have a baby...
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With you, that is.
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Ok, in case you haven't noticed,
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don't need you to have a baby.
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Hey, uh, Danny, it's, uh, me.
Could you come get the baby?
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Uh, yeah, it didn't
really land, ok?
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And, uh, I don't know what
the hell to do with it.
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Ok. Call me.
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Ahem. Ahh.
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'Sup?
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I'll just, uh-if you want to
do that, that's right there.
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Ugh, are you still
doing the baby thing?
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Uh, parenthood isn't a thing.
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It's a way of life.
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Ok, you know what, Doug,
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it started out stupid but now
you're just being irresponsible.
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Irresponsible-what?
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Yeah, that's right.
You don't even know
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what you're doing with this
baby, so just give it back.
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Hey.
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Oh, man, you gotta
see transporter two.
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Just when you think they've run out
of ways of transporting things,
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ha! Well, I won't
ruin it for you
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but he gets there.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Look, I need more time here.
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What?
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You gotta help me out here.
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Carrie's copping a real attitude
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and if I let her win
on this baby thing-
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how 'bout I go to a casino?
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That was easy.
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It's coming. It's coming.
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Ugh.
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00:12:01,954 --> 00:12:03,221
That's right, it's still here.
258
00:12:03,289 --> 00:12:06,124
"It's." You don't know
if it's a boy or a girl.
259
00:12:06,225 --> 00:12:07,943
Yeah, ok, I've been taking
care of the baby all day
260
00:12:08,010 --> 00:12:09,778
and I don't know if
it's a boy or a girl.
261
00:12:19,689 --> 00:12:21,923
Whoa.
262
00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:25,894
Is my little girl
ready for her bottle?
263
00:12:25,962 --> 00:12:27,995
First, I test it on the wrist
264
00:12:28,063 --> 00:12:29,714
to make sure it's the
right temperature.
265
00:12:29,782 --> 00:12:32,517
Sh-ugh!
266
00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:34,302
I'm guessing it's not?
267
00:12:34,370 --> 00:12:35,921
A little heads up,
268
00:12:35,988 --> 00:12:38,523
8 minutes in the
micro, too long.
269
00:12:39,525 --> 00:12:40,808
Uh, your baby's crying.
270
00:12:40,876 --> 00:12:43,745
You might want to whip up
some flaming applesauce.
271
00:12:43,813 --> 00:12:47,549
Her papa will decide what
she wants to eat, ok?
272
00:13:16,829 --> 00:13:20,365
It's ok. It's ok.
273
00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:24,836
It's ok. All right. Ok.
274
00:13:24,904 --> 00:13:27,972
All right. All right.
All right. It's ok.
275
00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:30,992
Ok, she won't stop crying.
I can't put her to sleep.
276
00:13:31,059 --> 00:13:32,811
You gotta come pick her up now!
277
00:13:32,878 --> 00:13:33,795
You gotta come get her now!
278
00:13:33,947 --> 00:13:35,013
I- I'm on a roll
here, all right?
279
00:13:35,081 --> 00:13:36,181
Just give me another hour.
280
00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:38,116
2, tops.
281
00:13:38,184 --> 00:13:39,684
I'll tell you what.
I'll-I'll bring her to you!
282
00:13:39,752 --> 00:13:40,952
I'll-I'll bring her to you.
283
00:13:41,020 --> 00:13:42,220
I- I-just tell me
where you're at.
284
00:13:42,288 --> 00:13:44,706
Hey, keep 'em coming,
kitten, all right?
285
00:13:44,773 --> 00:13:46,308
And I don't wanna see any ice.
286
00:13:55,701 --> 00:13:56,901
Hi, can I help you?
287
00:13:56,969 --> 00:13:59,654
Yeah, what do you got
to make a baby sleep?
288
00:13:59,722 --> 00:14:02,490
Pills, drops-legal, illegal.
289
00:14:02,558 --> 00:14:03,892
I got cash.
290
00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:05,243
If it makes you feel any better,
291
00:14:05,311 --> 00:14:07,179
you're not the first one
to go through this.
292
00:14:07,246 --> 00:14:08,413
Yeah, it doesn't.
293
00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:09,514
How about pills for me?
294
00:14:09,581 --> 00:14:11,449
'Cause I'm at the
end of my rope.
295
00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:12,617
Single parent, huh?
296
00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:14,268
Pretty much, yeah.
297
00:14:14,336 --> 00:14:16,605
Well, our new moms group
is starting soon.
298
00:14:16,672 --> 00:14:17,905
Maybe they can help.
299
00:14:19,225 --> 00:14:21,259
Uh, and by "help" do you mean
300
00:14:21,327 --> 00:14:23,361
they have pills?
301
00:14:28,884 --> 00:14:31,302
Hi, welcome. Come sit.
302
00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:32,821
The floor's open.
So, if you have
303
00:14:32,889 --> 00:14:35,273
any questions or problems,
we're here for you.
304
00:14:35,340 --> 00:14:36,874
Well, my baby hasn't
been sleeping,
305
00:14:36,942 --> 00:14:40,478
and I've been crying a lot.
306
00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:42,247
Did you try the dryer thing?
307
00:14:42,315 --> 00:14:44,532
You put 'em in the dryer?
308
00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:46,334
No, no. You put the baby in a
car seat on top of the dryer.
309
00:14:46,402 --> 00:14:47,803
Puts them right out.
310
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,537
And let me ask you.
What about food?
311
00:14:49,605 --> 00:14:52,940
'Cause my baby hasn't been
eating her vegetables.
312
00:14:53,008 --> 00:14:54,926
Oh, well, you got to keep
them away from fruit.
313
00:14:54,994 --> 00:14:56,595
Because once they taste
the sweet stuff,
314
00:14:56,662 --> 00:14:58,530
they are not going back.
315
00:14:58,598 --> 00:15:00,649
Ahh. There's just so
much I don't know.
316
00:15:00,716 --> 00:15:03,000
Relax. Everything
you need to know
317
00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:06,737
about taking care of that
baby is right in here.
318
00:16:03,262 --> 00:16:05,129
Ladies, you don't want to
put your babies to bed
319
00:16:05,197 --> 00:16:06,765
on the same side every night.
320
00:16:06,832 --> 00:16:10,935
That's how you get flathead
McGee, you know what I'm sayin'?
321
00:16:11,003 --> 00:16:12,187
Sarah and Dylan do.
322
00:16:12,255 --> 00:16:13,822
I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
323
00:16:16,575 --> 00:16:17,959
I'll tell you my
biggest complaint.
324
00:16:18,027 --> 00:16:19,828
Since I had the baby,
I can't remember
325
00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:21,796
the last time my
husband and I had sex.
326
00:16:21,864 --> 00:16:24,549
Sex? That's what got us into
this whole mess. Am I right?
327
00:16:26,251 --> 00:16:27,468
You know, I don't
know what to do here.
328
00:16:27,536 --> 00:16:29,253
Jerry just won't latch on.
329
00:16:29,321 --> 00:16:31,155
Have you tried the
football hold?
330
00:16:31,223 --> 00:16:32,991
No, what's the football hold?
331
00:16:33,058 --> 00:16:34,058
You know-hand him over to me.
332
00:16:34,126 --> 00:16:35,126
Ok.
333
00:16:35,194 --> 00:16:36,995
You got to hold him
like a football.
334
00:16:37,062 --> 00:16:38,597
That's basically what you do.
335
00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:39,831
You just hold him there,
336
00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:42,667
and you let him
land in boobyville.
337
00:16:42,735 --> 00:16:43,801
Let him find it.
338
00:16:43,869 --> 00:16:46,471
There he goes. Whoa. His
bottom teeth are coming in.
339
00:16:55,114 --> 00:16:56,047
Wonderful, this Internet.
340
00:16:56,115 --> 00:16:57,915
Yes.
341
00:16:57,983 --> 00:17:00,218
Otherwise I would never have
342
00:17:00,286 --> 00:17:02,804
stumbled across your rap sheet.
343
00:17:02,871 --> 00:17:04,355
What?!
344
00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:08,026
I'm right. You are
the Gloria creswell
345
00:17:08,093 --> 00:17:10,762
who was arrested in October '82
346
00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:15,233
for petty theft in
tonawanda, New York.
347
00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:18,386
I was 19. I was
alone and hungry.
348
00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:22,123
Save your sob story for
the boys in corporate.
349
00:17:22,324 --> 00:17:23,191
Oh.
350
00:17:23,259 --> 00:17:24,943
You wouldn't do that.
351
00:17:25,011 --> 00:17:28,847
You wouldn't get me fired all
just to be customer of the month.
352
00:17:45,297 --> 00:17:47,498
Uh, yeah, it works.
353
00:17:51,820 --> 00:17:52,754
Ah, hey.
354
00:17:52,821 --> 00:17:53,955
Hey, Danny.
355
00:17:54,023 --> 00:17:55,106
Tanya, what's up?
356
00:17:56,341 --> 00:17:57,576
Wh-where's the baby?
357
00:17:57,643 --> 00:17:58,743
Huh?
358
00:17:58,811 --> 00:18:02,080
Oh, actually, she's not here.
359
00:18:03,899 --> 00:18:06,150
But it's cool, you
know, it's cool.
360
00:18:06,218 --> 00:18:09,019
Aaahhh!
361
00:18:14,227 --> 00:18:16,994
Ok, see now that-that's
Larry right there.
362
00:18:17,062 --> 00:18:18,563
And that's curly.
363
00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:20,565
And the one with the
ice tongs, that's moe.
364
00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:23,935
Want to steer clear of him. Ok?
365
00:18:24,002 --> 00:18:26,571
Hey.
366
00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:30,508
Whoa. Here you go. Got ya.
367
00:18:30,576 --> 00:18:33,395
You know, uh, you're pretty
good with that baby.
368
00:18:33,462 --> 00:18:35,330
Thanks.
369
00:18:35,398 --> 00:18:38,249
She's kinda cute.
370
00:18:38,317 --> 00:18:39,317
What's her name?
371
00:18:39,384 --> 00:18:40,652
I have no idea.
372
00:18:40,719 --> 00:18:41,886
I'm calling her mooky.
373
00:18:41,987 --> 00:18:43,988
Ah.
374
00:18:44,056 --> 00:18:45,490
Mooky sounds good.
375
00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:46,491
She looks like a mooky.
376
00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:47,859
Yeah.
377
00:18:47,927 --> 00:18:49,761
So, you...
378
00:18:49,829 --> 00:18:53,064
Think you'd like to have
one of these one day?
379
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:55,900
I don't know. Maybe.
380
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:57,668
You want to hold her?
381
00:18:57,736 --> 00:19:00,155
Um...
382
00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:02,190
Yeah. I'd like that.
383
00:19:04,010 --> 00:19:05,276
Come here, sweetheart.
384
00:19:05,344 --> 00:19:06,711
Hi.
385
00:19:06,779 --> 00:19:09,914
Hi, baby.
386
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:12,783
Oh, yes. I know.
387
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,120
Ok, I'm out. I'm out.
Please take her.
388
00:19:16,188 --> 00:19:17,271
Please. Please.
389
00:19:17,339 --> 00:19:19,874
Ok. Ok.
390
00:19:19,942 --> 00:19:21,108
All right.
391
00:19:28,149 --> 00:19:29,450
Give me the baby.
392
00:19:29,518 --> 00:19:30,418
What? Right now?
393
00:19:30,485 --> 00:19:31,586
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
394
00:19:31,653 --> 00:19:33,487
Tanya's outside in the car
with detective romero,
395
00:19:33,555 --> 00:19:36,090
and I kinda need the
baby right now.
396
00:19:36,158 --> 00:19:40,128
All right, can you-can
you give me a second?
397
00:19:44,967 --> 00:19:47,701
Hey.
398
00:19:47,769 --> 00:19:50,338
It's been nice having
you around, you know.
399
00:19:50,406 --> 00:19:54,342
Just want you to
know that if you're-
400
00:19:54,410 --> 00:19:56,444
you're ever back in the area,
401
00:19:56,511 --> 00:19:58,712
just look me up, all right?
402
00:19:58,780 --> 00:20:00,748
I'll see ya.
403
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:10,425
You ok, honey?
404
00:20:10,493 --> 00:20:11,326
Just getting a beer.
405
00:20:15,781 --> 00:20:16,931
Welcome to Java House,
406
00:20:16,999 --> 00:20:19,100
I'm Arthur Spooner,
customer of the month.
407
00:20:20,936 --> 00:20:22,270
Welcome to Java House.
408
00:20:22,338 --> 00:20:25,273
I'm Arthur Spooner,
customer of the month.
409
00:20:37,836 --> 00:20:40,989
Gloria, I'm going to
need an application.
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