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Doug, you're not
even dressed yet?
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We're not really going
to karaoke, are we?
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I went to see
Jean-Claude Van Damme
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at the learning annex.
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You knew that bill
was coming due.
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Don't make me do this. I don't
perform well under pressure.
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Believe me, I know.
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But maybe karaoke
will be different.
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Relax, man. We'll all be there.
It's gonna be a hoot.
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A hoot?
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You got to stop hanging
around white people.
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Hey, hey. Danny isn't
here yet, is he?
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Mm-mmm.
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When he comes here, excuse
yourself and go upstairs.
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What for?
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I want you to call him
on his cell phone, ok?
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Say you're from the lab and you
have his test results, ok?
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And then... you know what? I
have it all here in this script.
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This is funny. You know what?
I could do it in an accent.
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Like... "I'm from
the institute."
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That would be great. That would be great.
Here he comes.
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I got to try not to laugh.
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What's up, man? Hi, guys.
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What's going on?
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Spence wanted me
to screw with you.
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What are you doing?
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Wow. You really did
your homework.
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I would've been devastated.
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I'm gonna grab a beer.
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Danny pulls pranks
on me all the time.
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I just wanted to
get him back once.
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Spence, let me break it down for you.
You're not a prankster.
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You're a victim.
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Accept it, and you're gonna save
yourself a lot of heartache.
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Oh, by the way, when we
get to karaoke tonight,
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I'm staying in character,
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so I'll only answer to "Neil" or "Mr.
Diamond."
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So, uh, what are you
guys gonna sing?
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I was gonna do the carpenters,
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but after that "white
people" comment,
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thinking I might go Tupac.
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I don't get this song.
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Did she hear about the letter
listening to the radio,
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or was it physically
on top of the radio?
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You know what? I'm
black and I'm proud,
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and I'm singing
"laughter in the rain."
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Whoo! Good, Carrie!
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Give it up. Yeah!
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All right, honey. Your turn.
Have fun.
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Yeah, I hate
everything about you.
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Let's have a big scooter McGee's
welcome for Doug Heffernan!
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Whoo!
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Yeah! Come on, baby!
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Whoo!
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Whoo! Ooh!
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Let's give it up for
Doug Heffernan.
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Yeah!
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Honey,
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I got to tell you,
that did not suck.
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Yeah, that was great.
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I felt like I was off-really?
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Yeah.
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Did you find a movie yet?
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At the midway we can still
make the 7:15 showing
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of habeas corpus.
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I hear that's great. It's
based on a true story.
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Mm-mmm. You know my rule.
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If it's true, it's craparoo.
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I'll keep looking.
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Doug, you got an e-mail.
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Hmm. Who is it from?
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Uh, it says, "cutiepie32."
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Oh. Open it up.
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Ok.
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"I hope this is the
right Doug Heffernan.
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"Did you sing at the
karaoke bar last night?
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"I'm there almost every
night, and you were awesome.
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Anyway, just wanted
to let you know."
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Hmm.
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Fan mail.
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You didn't even get that when you
won the wing-eating contest.
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That time you put your
life on the line.
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Yeah, relax,
everybody, all right?
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You sang "Brandy."
It's like one octave.
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Ok, guys, let's hit this pizza
hard and get out of here.
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I'm not missing the Harry
Potter preview again.
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What's going on?
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Doug's got a little karaoke fan.
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Really? Yeah.
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Apparently, I don't just sing a song.
I make love to it.
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Man. Do you think it was those
aer lingus stewardesses
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that sang "dancing queen"?
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Whoa. Let's not get ahead
of ourselves here.
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How do we know that
"cutiepie" isn't "cutieguy"?
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You know who it is? I bet
you it's the hot waitress.
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You remember she said
I did a good job.
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Yeah, yeah. It's not like she was
angling for a tip or anything.
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Ooh, look at this. I got another
e-mail from cutiepie32.
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Unbelievable.
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"Ok, truth time.
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"It's not just that I'm
a fan of your singing.
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"I think you're really sexy.
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"Oh, and thanks for opening
your shirt a little.
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That was the icing on the cake."
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She's using a semi-colon
and closed parentheses.
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She's winking at you.
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Hey. I thought you guys
were going to the movies.
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Oh, that's right.
Let's get going.
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Take care, Carrie.
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Don't wanna be late
for habeas corpus.
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Have fun. Doug. Yeah?
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Why are you taking your
laptop to the movies?
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Uh, so I can write
about it in my blog.
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Come on, man.
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Are we gonna play
basketball or what?
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Just a few more minutes. She's
gonna e-mail me. I can feel it.
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You haven't heard
from her in 3 days.
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I know. One minute she's sending
me a list of our children's names-
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I like Caleb.
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And all of a sudden, nothing.
I don't get it.
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Maybe she's just been busy
and doesn't have the time.
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Hey, you're a stalker.
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You make the time.
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Uh-huh. Back in business.
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Let me see here.
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Uhh! It's from my mom.
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"10 reasons why men
leave the seat up."
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Delete! Delete!
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Take it easy, man. What are you
getting all worked up about this for?
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I don't know. It just
made me feel good.
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It's not every day that a woman
asks to see me in tighter clothes.
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You know what? She probably
just lost interest.
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Memories fade, man.
Think about it.
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You sang one song
to her a week ago.
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It looks like you're next.
What are you gonna sing?
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Neil diamond.
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Oh, sorry. You, uh. - you
got to pick something else.
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Somebody sang him at happy hour.
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So what?
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We don't double diamond here.
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It says so on the sign-up sheet.
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All right, fine. I'll
do it next week.
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But just so you know,
you're not punishing me.
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You're punishing them.
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How much fun was that? I know.
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I had to drag you
there the first time,
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and now you're
dragging me there.
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I got the fever! I know.
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Hey, honey, what do you
say we go upstairs
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and, uh, make some
more endless love?
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Oh. Well, I wouldn't count
on the "endless" part,
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but yeah.
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Ok. I'm gonna go take a shower.
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All right. I'll be up
there in a minute.
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S- s-still nothing.
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Honey?
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Uh... what?
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Uh, I was thinking... Wanna
take a shower with me?
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Conserve water?
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Oh. See, now, I like
where you're going there
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because it sounds like
we can get up there
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and have a little-
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fun. Let's lather up.
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Who's "cutiepie32"?
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Yeah, I think it's
DEA-it's Deacon.
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"The subject is 'your arms
looked sexy tonight.'"
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yeah, it's definitely Deacon.
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Open it up.
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That's all right. I'll
talk to him tomorrow.
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You should open it up. Ok.
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Ok.
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There you go. Oh!
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Did Deacon scan his panties
and send them to you?
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That, my friend,
is a cry for help.
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All right, what the
hell is going on here?
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Nothing. Ju-who is that?
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I don't know. You don't know?
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I don't know. I never met her.
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She saw me sing karaoke,
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and, uh, she's been e. - mailing me
ever since. I don't write her back.
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So that's why you brought me there tonight?
So you could sing to her?
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And you.
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Come on. How about that shower?
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Oh, my-you are unbelievable.
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I'm not doing
anything wrong here.
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You're not doing anything wrong?
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You're having some thing
with some cyber-skank.
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It's not a thing. She's stalking me.
I'm the victim here.
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Oh, you're the victim. Ok.
You're loving this.
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Oh, com-
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oh, I get it.
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Oh, my... you're jealous.
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I'm jealous. I'm
jealous of what?
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You're jealous I have a
stalker and you don't.
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Excuse me, Doug.
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I have had plenty
of stalkers, ok?
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You know how many times I had to
move or change my phone number
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'cause I was being
hounded by some weirdo?
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Hmm. Not ringing a bell
since I've known you.
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Anyone stalk you, say,
in the 21st century?
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Yes. As a matter of fact, I'm
being stalked right now.
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Really? Yeah.
203
00:12:10,962 --> 00:12:13,647
By who? By Tommy Leonardi, ok?
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I knew him from high school. He googled
me, and he e-mailed me just today.
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Happens all the time.
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Wow. Why don't you show me?
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Fine. That's fine.
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But I'll tell you what.
It ain't pretty.
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"Then in April, I was
transferred to Tucson.
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So me, Alice, Dylan, and the
twins packed up the car..."
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That's your stalker?
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That's a Christmas letter.
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Doug, that's the way it starts.
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Then the phone calls.
Then the hang-ups.
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The next thing you know, he's gonna
be wearing my skin as a suit.
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Now you're
embarrassing yourself.
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You know what? This
conversation is over.
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All right. You and your little
karaoke slut. - you're through. Ok?
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What am I supposed to do?
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Believe me, if there
was some magical way
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to block her from
e-mailing me, I would.
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There.
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She's blocked.
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Thank you.
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Doug, stop checking your inbox.
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Carrie blocked her. It's over.
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You know, this is ridiculous.
228
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I can't have anything anymore.
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No more ring-dings. No stalker.
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Why do I even get out of bed?
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Just come watch celebrity poker.
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Marg helgenberger
has pocket aces.
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I'm not taking this anymore.
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Spence, you know about computer crap.
Is there any way I can undo this block?
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Well, yeah, but...
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Then come over here and help me.
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I don't wanna get
Carrie mad at me.
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She doesn't like you anyway, ok?
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Now, do me a favor and
just un-crack the code.
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There's no code. You
just hit "unblock."
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Ok, I don't need to know how the
sausage is made. Just do it.
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I did it, ok? And
I was never here.
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Ok. Come on, cutiepie32.
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I got to tell you,
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I'm seeing your clothes
all over the lawn.
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Ah.
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And welcome back, cutiepie.
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00:14:18,422 --> 00:14:22,208
"Dear Doug. First you block
me, then you unblock me.
249
00:14:22,276 --> 00:14:25,846
Nobody treats me like that.
Nobody."
250
00:14:27,181 --> 00:14:28,415
Da-
251
00:14:28,483 --> 00:14:31,418
she's a little... She's
a little miffed.
252
00:14:34,622 --> 00:14:36,623
"Don't think you can
get away from me,
253
00:14:36,691 --> 00:14:38,625
because I'm watching you."
254
00:14:39,994 --> 00:14:41,395
Watching me.
255
00:14:41,463 --> 00:14:44,365
That's right out of the
"crazy" handbook, am I right?
256
00:14:44,432 --> 00:14:46,400
Yeah. Right.
257
00:14:50,672 --> 00:14:54,274
"I like your shirt.
I'm a mets fan, too."
258
00:14:57,211 --> 00:14:59,145
Uh... I-I-I'm gonna head out.
259
00:14:59,213 --> 00:15:01,415
Yeah, yeah. My, uh, dog's
been cooped up all day.
260
00:15:01,483 --> 00:15:03,083
I'm gonna head out, too.
261
00:15:03,218 --> 00:15:04,934
Guys, it's a lucky guess.
262
00:15:05,003 --> 00:15:08,522
Half the fat guys in
queens wear mets shirts.
263
00:15:45,743 --> 00:15:48,962
Oh, God!
264
00:15:51,198 --> 00:15:54,267
You know, you can warn a person
when you're gonna make tea, ok?
265
00:15:54,335 --> 00:15:56,736
Common courtesy!
266
00:15:56,804 --> 00:15:58,622
You ever hear of knocking?
267
00:15:58,690 --> 00:16:00,591
What's going on?
268
00:16:00,658 --> 00:16:02,576
This came in.
269
00:16:04,578 --> 00:16:07,181
"Hey, Doug, sorry I've
been a little hard on you.
270
00:16:07,248 --> 00:16:08,548
"You know what would
really cheer me up?
271
00:16:08,616 --> 00:16:11,051
"If you would sing me a song
tonight at the karaoke bar.
272
00:16:11,119 --> 00:16:13,053
"How about 'I will
always love you'?
273
00:16:13,121 --> 00:16:16,489
I really hope you
don't let me down."
274
00:16:18,192 --> 00:16:20,193
Doesn't sound so bad.
275
00:16:20,260 --> 00:16:22,729
Yeah? This came with it.
276
00:16:27,669 --> 00:16:30,937
I guess you probably
shouldn't let her down.
277
00:16:32,323 --> 00:16:35,742
Hey, how many of you out
there like Christmas?
278
00:16:35,810 --> 00:16:39,012
Well, I do, too.
279
00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:41,915
Why don't we celebrate a little
early with one of my favorites.
280
00:16:41,983 --> 00:16:44,718
And if anybody likes
what they hear or see,
281
00:16:47,856 --> 00:16:50,357
that's with two f's, by the way.
Here we go.
282
00:17:05,840 --> 00:17:08,024
Hello. Are you from out of town?
283
00:17:08,092 --> 00:17:09,926
Yeah, I could tell.
284
00:17:09,994 --> 00:17:11,928
Did you guys come together?
285
00:17:11,996 --> 00:17:14,564
Oh, that's so unfortunate.
286
00:17:14,632 --> 00:17:17,000
Hey, I need your spot. What?
287
00:17:17,067 --> 00:17:19,252
No way. I've been waiting
2 weeks to do this.
288
00:17:19,320 --> 00:17:21,521
Danny, if my stalker doesn't hear
me sing tonight, I'm gonna die.
289
00:17:21,606 --> 00:17:23,840
Oh. I see. Now I have
to go on her schedule.
290
00:17:23,907 --> 00:17:26,693
Yes. And tell them I'm gonna
sing "I will always love you."
291
00:17:26,761 --> 00:17:29,045
Fine. I'll tell dj Ron.
292
00:17:29,113 --> 00:17:31,914
When is your spot?
Right after Carrie.
293
00:17:52,637 --> 00:17:54,170
Thank you so much.
294
00:17:56,374 --> 00:17:57,940
Thank you so much.
295
00:17:58,008 --> 00:18:00,694
Carrie, what are you doing here?
296
00:18:00,762 --> 00:18:02,528
Singing.
297
00:18:02,596 --> 00:18:04,780
You're trying to get stalked.
298
00:18:04,848 --> 00:18:06,999
Ok, let's make a little noise
299
00:18:07,067 --> 00:18:08,985
for Doug Heffernan!
300
00:18:09,053 --> 00:18:11,721
What are you trying to do,
impress your little stalker?
301
00:18:11,789 --> 00:18:14,191
No. My stalker went all fatal attraction
on me since you blocked her e-mails.
302
00:18:14,258 --> 00:18:15,625
Now she wants me to sing.
303
00:18:15,693 --> 00:18:17,811
Well, show her to me.
I'll kick her ass.
304
00:18:17,878 --> 00:18:19,863
You don't even know what you're doing.
No! Let's go.
305
00:18:39,433 --> 00:18:40,967
I will always...
306
00:18:41,035 --> 00:18:42,568
Love you.
307
00:19:10,615 --> 00:19:12,282
Doug?
308
00:19:12,350 --> 00:19:13,850
Wait.
309
00:19:21,074 --> 00:19:23,593
What are you in such a
hurry for, sweetie?
310
00:19:23,660 --> 00:19:27,080
What do you want from me? I sang your song.
Now, leave me alone.
311
00:19:27,098 --> 00:19:29,932
Somebody just wanted me
to give you this message.
312
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,568
Here.
313
00:19:37,891 --> 00:19:39,459
"Look behind you"?
314
00:19:41,162 --> 00:19:43,063
Hello, Doug.
315
00:19:43,130 --> 00:19:44,364
Spence?
316
00:19:44,431 --> 00:19:46,366
You're cutiepie32?
317
00:19:46,433 --> 00:19:48,401
That's right.
318
00:19:48,469 --> 00:19:50,536
Well...
319
00:19:50,604 --> 00:19:53,273
So... you're in love with me?
320
00:19:53,341 --> 00:19:54,875
What? No!
321
00:19:54,942 --> 00:19:58,644
No. Listen. It all started that
first night we went to karaoke.
322
00:19:58,712 --> 00:20:01,063
You're not a prankster.
You're a victim.
323
00:20:01,132 --> 00:20:04,200
Accept it, and you're gonna save
yourself a lot of heartache.
324
00:20:37,418 --> 00:20:39,920
Who's the victim now?
325
00:20:39,987 --> 00:20:41,354
Me.
326
00:20:42,489 --> 00:20:46,026
And in about one minute, you.
327
00:20:46,093 --> 00:20:48,561
I'm-I'm gonna get going.
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