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Well, darling, I'm
off for my walk.
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Oh, Dad,
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you know what? You might
wanna call Holly and cancel.
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The weatherman said there's
a big snowstorm coming.
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They always do. That's how
they get their bonus money.
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I don't think that-
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Never mind.
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What's different
about this room?
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Uh, everything.
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We remodeled, remember?
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That's right.
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You've turned your
office into a palace.
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Meanwhile, down in the basement,
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I can't even get a 40-watt bulb
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to see the rats
sneaking up on me.
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Well, you know what, Dad?
I am going shopping.
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I will get you a new light bulb,
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give you a fighting chance.
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And I'm getting myself an iPod,
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so you can have my CD player.
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Wonderful.
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Another one of your
obsolete hand-me-downs.
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I'll put it next to the
Betamax and my Epilady.
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Oh, I'm sorry. Were you-?
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What? She's not that far along.
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Hello. Hi.
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Hello.
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Ah, Roberto. I'm working.
I can't talk right now.
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What?!
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But you said that it
wouldn't be a problem.
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Uh-huh.
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Uh, excuse me. Uh-uh.
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Kind of in a hurry.
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You know, this whole blizzard
thing hit, you know.
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Okay.
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Go ahead. I'm listening.
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Uh-huh.
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Ma'am, please? I'm sorry. Sorry.
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Just looked like you needed
a little nudge there.
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Okay, Roberto, what
about your sister?
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Uh-huh.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I don't
think the iPod beeped.
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I can't- Roberto, hold-
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Ma'am, could you please
just let me do my job?
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Okey-doke.
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Zone 1 to base. Zone 1 to base.
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What, Heffernan?
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Yeah, this snow doesn't
look like it's stoppin'.
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What's your location?
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Not sure. Could be on, uh...
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Casino Boulevard.
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Could be on some
guy's front lawn.
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I'm officially requesting
permission for a 317.
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Heffernan, you're not
abandoning your truck.
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Then I'm requesting
permission for a 318.
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You're not opening your packages
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and eating the contents either.
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Look, you know the deal.
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We can't shut it down
till FedEx shuts it down,
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and those showboaters are
still out there deliverin'.
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Yes, sir.
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Honey?
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Hey, uh, package for
Philip Matsumoto.
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All right.
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Wow, I didn't expect
to see you out today.
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My mailman didn't even show up.
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Oh, yeah, that "Neither rain nor
sleet" stuff, it's all talk.
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Just need you to
sign right there.
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Honey, my jerky came!
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Oh, my God, you
must be freezing.
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Please come in.
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Oh, this is my wife, Miyoshi.
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Hi. Doug. That's all right.
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I'm gonna probably
head back out there.
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Not until you warm up. I
make you hot chocolate.
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Oh, we're not supposed to.
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With marshmallows?
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You got marshmallows?
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Oh, my God. Is that high-def?
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Oh, yeah. It's great.
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It is incredible. Come on.
Sit down.
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I never realized Bob
Barker's eyes were so blue.
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Heffernan?
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Oh, thank you. Yeah?
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FedEx just shut down,
so you can bring it in.
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Uh, you know what, sir? I
think I'm gonna stick it out.
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Don't be a hero, Heffernan.
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Not being a hero, sir, just an I.P.S.
driver.
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You know what goes good
with hot chocolate?
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Beef jerky.
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So, Arthur, are you almost
done with that Cosmo quiz?
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According to this, my "appetite
for sexual adventure
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is damaging my reputation
in the workplace. "
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Oh, well, um...
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Anyway, I'm sorry we had to
cut our walk short today,
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but your shoes are dry and
you finished your cocoa,
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so I bet you're pretty
anxious to, you know,
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get on home, heh-heh.
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Not at all.
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I love this place.
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You've really carved yourself
out a piece of heaven.
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Well, actually, Arthur, I
have a date coming over,
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so I kinda need the
place to myself.
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It- It's our third date,
so it's time for me to...
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you know...
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start earnin' those
spaghetti dinners.
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But, uh, how will I get home?
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It's a blizzard out there.
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Oh, I- I don't- It's not so bad.
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Plus, you're a member of the
Polar Bear Club, right?
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That was just to meet girls.
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And now for any of you idiots
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foolish enough to be out
there on the roads today,
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here's Foreigner
with "Cold as Ice. "
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Well, this idiot just scored
herself a free iPod, so bye-bye.
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Okay, skidding. Turn into it.
Turn into it.
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Or is it out?
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Crap!
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Aw, poor Brad and Jen.
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Oh! Father McDaniel.
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Hey, what's a girl gotta do
to get a Bible around here?
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Carrie, I must say,
I'm quite impressed
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you'd brave this
horrendous weather
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to come out and worship.
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Uh, my car got stuck outside.
I'm waiting for AAA.
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So I see you've been shopping.
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Yes, yes, I went shopping.
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Doug says that's my religion.
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But it isn't.
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Ooh. Is that one of those iPods?
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Um... yeah.
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Oh, I hear they're fantastic.
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You know, the bishop gave
these away for Christmas,
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but it was only for
monsignor level and above.
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The rest of us got stuck
with waffle irons. Heh.
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Ouch! Yeah.
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Would you mind if I asked you
how much you paid for that?
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How much did I pay for it?
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Um...
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5-9-2...
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Tax...
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Come on. What are we talkin'?
Three bills?
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You know what it is? I'm just
in a spiritual place right now.
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Do you know what I mean?
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I don't like to talk about
materialistic things,
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especially when I could
have used that money to...
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help the poor or whatnot.
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But, Carrie, you are helping.
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I mean, that iPod
represents jobs
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for the people who made it
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and for the people who sell it.
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Now their families can
have food on their table
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and decent shelter...
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and hope...
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all because you
paid for that iPod.
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And God knows that.
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Oh, yeah.
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How do you like the
massage chair?
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Oh.
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Love it.
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And it ain't shy.
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I'll tell you that much.
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All I have is cake. Is-?
Is that all right?
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She's adorable.
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Oh, honey, my
sister just called.
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With a baby on the way,
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it's not going to work
out with my father.
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Well, where's he's gonna live?
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I told him he could
live with us!
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Hey, that's my wallet!
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Sure. That sounds fine.
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Thank you, honey.
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We need to talk.
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You were totally
flirting with me.
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I saw you staring.
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No, no, no. You know what?
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I had my back turned to you.
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And I didn't hate that.
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Yeah.
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What is it?
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The old man's starin'
at us again.
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Ah, get over yourself.
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Arthur, what are you doing?
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I'm bored.
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Well, didn't you like
the video I gave you?
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Big Momma's House?
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I liked it better the first time
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when it was called 12 Angry Men.
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Listen, Arthur, the only
reason why I let you stay
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is because you promised me
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that I wouldn't even
know you were here.
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Well, we both knew that was
going to be impossible.
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Arthur, I really like this guy.
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I mean, he's nice, and...
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I'm pretty sure
he's not married.
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Well, after thumbing
through your diary,
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I realize how desperate
you are to find a man.
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So I'll be quiet
as a church mouse.
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Thank you.
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Sorry about the interruption.
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It should be fine now.
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Mm. You know what
I was thinkin'?
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Snow lets up, I'll get us some
take-out from Fratelli's, huh?
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Ooh, yum! Huh? Yeah?
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Big mistake!
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00:10:16,032 --> 00:10:17,932
Arthur!
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Last week I found a
tooth in my antipasto.
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Well, just be quiet 'cause we're
ordering from there anyway.
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Then put me down for
a chicken parm.
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Oh, hey, Hol.
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Hey, Mag. Remember last week
when I watched Sasha for you?
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Yeah. Well, thanks.
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May I help you, ma'am?
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Uh, yes, I was in here
a couple of hours ago
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and I bought a bunch of stuff,
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and it turns out that I
wasn't charged for this.
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So I would like to
pay for it now.
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Oh, really? Do you
have a receipt?
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Yes, I do, and I tried
to tell your cashier
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that it didn't beep,
but, you know.
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Oh, so you knew
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that it wasn't paid for
before you left the store.
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I see.
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Hm.
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You see what?
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Some people might consider
that shoplifting.
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You know what, I
gotta tell ya, um...
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I'm hearin' "thief" when I
should be hearin' "thank ya. "
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Okay? And another thing,
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none of this woulda happened
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if your employee of
the month over there
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wasn't yappin' on the phone
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when she shoulda been
checking me out.
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Carmen, please report
to the service counter!
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Yeah?
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This woman says you neglected to
charge her for this merchandise
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because you were taking
a personal call.
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I don't know what
she's talkin' about.
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I wasn't on no phone.
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Oh, really? Then how do
I know about Roberto?
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Yeah, right.
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Okay, I was just
trying to get somebody
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to pick up my
daughters from school
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so that they don't have
to wait out in the snow.
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Well, I'm sorry, Carmen,
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but this is just one
screwup too many.
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I'm gonna have to let you go.
What?
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Clear out your register
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and see Sandy for
your last paycheck.
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What? No, no, no.
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No, no, no. I didn't
want to get you fir- Uh-
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Oh. I am so sorry.
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I didn't mean to get you fired.
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Oh, you didn't mean it?
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So when my babies are crying
because their mama lost her job
256
00:12:09,812 --> 00:12:11,512
and there's no
dinner on the table,
257
00:12:11,513 --> 00:12:14,415
I'll just say it's okay because
the lady didn't mean it.
258
00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:25,343
So I made things even worse.
259
00:12:25,344 --> 00:12:26,411
Hm.
260
00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:28,413
And I think I might
have lost a toe.
261
00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:31,883
Well, it's certainly unfortunate
262
00:12:31,884 --> 00:12:34,019
that a young mother
is now without a job,
263
00:12:34,020 --> 00:12:36,421
but you were trying to
do the right thing,
264
00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:37,789
and in that case,
265
00:12:37,790 --> 00:12:39,591
your conscience should be clear.
266
00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:41,209
Oh, thank you, Father. Heh.
267
00:12:41,944 --> 00:12:43,310
Huh.
268
00:12:44,063 --> 00:12:45,551
"Huh," what?
269
00:12:45,576 --> 00:12:49,100
Well, there is the advice
about goin' the extra mile
270
00:12:49,101 --> 00:12:51,236
that we receive from
the Beatitudes:
271
00:12:51,237 --> 00:12:56,641
"And whoever shall compel thee
to go one mile, go with him two,
272
00:12:56,642 --> 00:12:57,943
and whoever-"
273
00:12:57,944 --> 00:12:59,794
I get it. I got it.
274
00:13:09,501 --> 00:13:11,335
He'll steal change
off your dresser.
275
00:13:11,383 --> 00:13:14,383
He'll hoard things like
tin foil and rubber bands
276
00:13:14,576 --> 00:13:18,346
and lids from old jars and...
jars.
277
00:13:18,347 --> 00:13:19,948
And he'll eat some
of his dinner,
278
00:13:19,949 --> 00:13:21,716
and then save some in
his teeth for later,
279
00:13:21,717 --> 00:13:23,852
sometimes weeks later.
280
00:13:23,853 --> 00:13:25,720
And the smell of old man
281
00:13:25,721 --> 00:13:28,489
will be in your
house, your clothes,
282
00:13:28,490 --> 00:13:31,643
your hair, forever!
283
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,444
But in Japanese culture,
284
00:13:33,445 --> 00:13:35,430
we are supposed to
revere our elders.
285
00:13:35,431 --> 00:13:38,366
Look, I love your food.
I love your TVs,
286
00:13:38,367 --> 00:13:41,803
but on this one, you guys
couldn't be wronger.
287
00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:47,158
Honey, I just called my dad.
He's so excited!
288
00:13:47,509 --> 00:13:49,150
That's- That's great, honey.
289
00:13:49,240 --> 00:13:51,041
Oh, one little thing:
290
00:13:51,066 --> 00:13:54,501
I think we should put him
in the room upstairs.
291
00:13:54,892 --> 00:13:56,526
Well, my game stuff is upstairs.
292
00:13:56,551 --> 00:13:57,826
Can't he stay in the
room off the kitchen?
293
00:13:57,851 --> 00:13:58,951
It's too small!
294
00:13:58,976 --> 00:14:01,044
You put all your
junk in the garage.
295
00:14:07,079 --> 00:14:08,179
I'll be back.
296
00:14:08,180 --> 00:14:09,814
I'll be right here
if you need me.
297
00:14:14,403 --> 00:14:18,007
Mr. Pickles loves to
make new friends.
298
00:14:18,008 --> 00:14:20,476
You know, if you're going
to advertise a tea party,
299
00:14:20,477 --> 00:14:22,628
you might wanna serve tea.
300
00:14:22,629 --> 00:14:25,714
It's imaginary tea, silly.
301
00:14:25,715 --> 00:14:28,317
Yes. Clearly, I'm the silly one.
302
00:14:31,354 --> 00:14:33,288
So...
303
00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:35,757
is your daddy still
in the picture,
304
00:14:35,758 --> 00:14:37,625
or is it a 2-mommy deal?
305
00:14:37,626 --> 00:14:40,095
'Cause that's the
vibe I'm gettin'.
306
00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:52,908
Oh, good. I'm so
glad you're here.
307
00:14:52,909 --> 00:14:54,442
Yeah. We forgot to
exchange numbers
308
00:14:54,443 --> 00:14:56,712
so we could get
together for lunch.
309
00:14:56,713 --> 00:14:58,113
No, no. Listen, listen, listen.
310
00:14:58,114 --> 00:14:59,882
I'm gonna talk to your boss,
311
00:14:59,883 --> 00:15:01,516
and if she doesn't
take you back, then...
312
00:15:01,517 --> 00:15:03,118
I work for a big
real-estate company,
313
00:15:03,119 --> 00:15:05,054
and they're always
looking for people.
314
00:15:05,055 --> 00:15:06,305
Are you serious?
315
00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:08,007
Yeah. I wanna make this right.
316
00:15:08,008 --> 00:15:09,608
What happened?
317
00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:11,042
I got fired, but this lady says
318
00:15:11,043 --> 00:15:13,712
that she can get me a job
at a real-estate company.
319
00:15:13,713 --> 00:15:15,230
This is my husband.
320
00:15:15,231 --> 00:15:16,982
Ah, the famous Roberto.
321
00:15:18,818 --> 00:15:20,151
Roberto?!
322
00:15:20,152 --> 00:15:21,854
How does she know
about Roberto?!
323
00:15:21,855 --> 00:15:23,489
Oh, my God.
324
00:15:23,490 --> 00:15:24,973
I needed somebody to
pick up the girls.
325
00:15:24,974 --> 00:15:26,775
I told you, I don't want
you talkin' to him.
326
00:15:26,776 --> 00:15:28,110
So what am I supposed to do?
327
00:15:28,111 --> 00:15:29,862
You're never around!
328
00:15:29,863 --> 00:15:32,047
Is the baby Roberto's?
Just tell me.
329
00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:35,117
I don't know!
330
00:15:35,118 --> 00:15:37,202
Well, when I find Roberto,
331
00:15:37,203 --> 00:15:39,854
we'll see how he likes
talkin' to a baseball bat.
332
00:15:44,126 --> 00:15:45,960
Hector!
333
00:15:58,608 --> 00:16:00,476
Doug. Doug, please.
334
00:16:00,477 --> 00:16:01,710
Tell my wife what happened
335
00:16:01,711 --> 00:16:03,545
when you let your
father-in-law move in.
336
00:16:06,483 --> 00:16:10,402
Ah. I truly believe I was
sent here for a reason.
337
00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:11,837
So you put him up to this!
338
00:16:11,838 --> 00:16:14,573
This isn't any of your business!
339
00:16:18,361 --> 00:16:20,595
Miyoshi, come on.
340
00:16:23,732 --> 00:16:25,567
Look, I understand you're upset,
341
00:16:25,568 --> 00:16:28,303
I'm just sayin', I think there
are other alternatives.
342
00:16:28,304 --> 00:16:30,422
Like what? Putting
him on the street?
343
00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:31,623
No. Nobody's saying "street. "
344
00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:33,258
I mean there are facilities.
345
00:16:33,259 --> 00:16:35,978
He's my father.
346
00:16:35,979 --> 00:16:38,564
Trust me, Miyoshi. I know a
little something about this.
347
00:16:38,565 --> 00:16:41,183
Oh, you know? All you
know is how to eat cake.
348
00:16:41,184 --> 00:16:42,935
Oh, see, here come
the fat jokes,
349
00:16:42,936 --> 00:16:44,403
right on schedule.
350
00:16:44,404 --> 00:16:45,303
Well, it's true.
351
00:16:45,304 --> 00:16:46,638
Oh, you know what?
352
00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:49,608
Maybe I go to eat food because
it makes me feel good.
353
00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:50,809
God forbid I get that from you.
354
00:16:53,496 --> 00:16:55,029
I'm just gonna wait in my truck.
355
00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:03,254
You know what's funny?
356
00:17:03,255 --> 00:17:05,757
They put Parmesan cheese
in a little packet.
357
00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:07,826
Red pepper in a little packet.
358
00:17:07,827 --> 00:17:09,027
And when you think about it,
359
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:12,096
ravioli's just like meat
in a little packet.
360
00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:14,499
You know?
361
00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:16,268
Hello?
362
00:17:16,269 --> 00:17:17,052
Oh.
363
00:17:17,053 --> 00:17:18,820
Did you hear what I just said?
364
00:17:18,821 --> 00:17:20,088
N- Yeah, yeah.
365
00:17:20,089 --> 00:17:21,990
I- I'm sorry.
366
00:17:22,926 --> 00:17:24,660
No.
367
00:17:24,661 --> 00:17:27,729
I was talkin' about the food.
368
00:17:27,730 --> 00:17:29,464
Oh. Oh, yeah. I'm sorry.
369
00:17:29,465 --> 00:17:31,867
I'm just feeling kind of badly
about kicking Arthur out.
370
00:17:31,868 --> 00:17:33,501
I mean he's really very sweet.
371
00:17:33,502 --> 00:17:34,836
He flipped us off.
372
00:17:34,837 --> 00:17:36,537
Yeah,
373
00:17:36,538 --> 00:17:38,606
but the only reason he kept
that finger up so long
374
00:17:38,607 --> 00:17:40,075
is because of the arthritis.
375
00:17:41,294 --> 00:17:42,110
Holly!
376
00:17:42,111 --> 00:17:43,111
One second.
377
00:17:45,882 --> 00:17:46,715
Here.
378
00:17:49,135 --> 00:17:51,803
Death is a natural part of life,
379
00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:54,673
and your daughter had
a right to know that!
380
00:17:57,059 --> 00:18:00,596
So who's up for some Jenga?
381
00:18:00,597 --> 00:18:03,182
All right, that's it. This
whole night is ridiculous.
382
00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:04,900
We can work something out, Owen.
383
00:18:04,901 --> 00:18:06,100
No. This is how it's gonna be:
384
00:18:06,101 --> 00:18:08,103
Either he's goin', or I'm goin'.
385
00:18:08,104 --> 00:18:09,037
Oh, really.
386
00:18:09,038 --> 00:18:11,857
Well, let me tell you
something, Omar.
387
00:18:11,858 --> 00:18:14,827
Do you really think she's gonna
choose some washed-up pretty boy
388
00:18:14,828 --> 00:18:18,730
over someone who's been her
friend, her mentor, her-
389
00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:34,028
Who eats rice cakes in a church?
390
00:18:35,598 --> 00:18:36,865
Oh! Back again?
391
00:18:36,866 --> 00:18:39,218
Carrie, I'm gonna have to
start charging you rent.
392
00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:40,969
Oh, that's funny.
393
00:18:40,970 --> 00:18:42,070
You should be a comedian
394
00:18:42,071 --> 00:18:45,006
because the priest thing,
not workin' out for ya.
395
00:18:46,075 --> 00:18:48,193
Uh, Carrie, I'm sensing-
396
00:18:48,194 --> 00:18:49,778
Yeah, bup-bup-bup-bup!
397
00:18:49,779 --> 00:18:50,863
Okay, so far,
398
00:18:50,864 --> 00:18:53,531
your little quotes
and your advice
399
00:18:53,532 --> 00:18:55,266
has lost a woman her job,
400
00:18:55,267 --> 00:18:57,302
a man named Roberto may be dead,
401
00:18:57,303 --> 00:19:01,123
and I will never, ever,
ever enjoy this iPod.
402
00:19:01,124 --> 00:19:03,257
So, what are you
gonna do with it?
403
00:19:08,063 --> 00:19:09,998
I'm just saying that iPod
404
00:19:09,999 --> 00:19:11,933
seems to be the root
of all your problems.
405
00:19:11,934 --> 00:19:14,002
In fact, I believe St.
Augustine-
406
00:19:14,003 --> 00:19:15,420
Oh, just take it!
407
00:19:16,639 --> 00:19:18,223
Bless you.
408
00:19:18,224 --> 00:19:20,392
I'm just gonna sit
here and wait for AAA.
409
00:19:20,393 --> 00:19:22,310
Ooh, yeah, about that. Um...
410
00:19:22,311 --> 00:19:25,147
I got a wedding scheduled,
gotta start setting up,
411
00:19:25,148 --> 00:19:27,331
so...
412
00:19:44,067 --> 00:19:47,219
So I sent this poor old
man out into a blizzard
413
00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:50,055
all because I was blinded by-
414
00:19:50,056 --> 00:19:52,458
By carnal lust.
415
00:19:52,459 --> 00:19:54,993
What should I do as my penance?
416
00:19:57,831 --> 00:19:59,297
Father?
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